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The Grizzly, October 13, 1992

Tom Wilusz Ursinus College

Melissa Chido Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Sara Jacobson Ursinus College

Mark Leiser Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Wilusz, Tom; Chido, Melissa; Compton, Erika; Jacobson, Sara; Leiser, Mark; Burkhart, Jaymie; Kushwara, Dana; Mead, Heather; Rhile, Ian; Rawls, Annette; Sockel, Christian P.; Rinehimer, Hope; Erfle, Claire; Rubin, Harley David; Van Benthuysen, David; Kane, J. Houghton; and Webb, David, "The Grizzly, October 13, 1992" (1992). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 301. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/301

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News is almost by definition bad news. --Marquis W. Childs Y Volume 15 Number 4 October 13 1992

D.C. IS Past Meets A its Present Question of BYMELffiSACHIDO&ErurnA Queens COMPTON News Editors BY SARA JACOBSON Associate Editor Many Ursinus alumni returned --.,---...:.. this weekend to partake in the festivities of Homecoming 1992. One of the most eagerly awaited Activities began as early as 9:00 events of the annual Ursinus AM and came to a close sometime Homecoming festivities is the in the early morning when the crowning of the Homecoming homecoming dances ended. Queen during halftime of the big The 7th Annual 5K Bear Pack football game. This year, ofcourse, Run started at 9:00 on Saturday was no exception to that. This morning, with all. contributions year, however, there was a certain being donated to the Bruins Club. degree of controversy and confusion This was followed by the men's as the wrong member of the court soccer gamlt against Delaware was announced as the queen during Valley, and the women's field halftime. hockey game versus Syracuse. The In annual tradition the men defeated Delaware Valley by a ~~:;;;'~;;:::=li==.:~... ~~;;;~:i:::~ Interfraternity Council held an score of 4-2. The women, however, - election on Thursday and Friday in incurred a loss to Syracuse by a * * * * * * * which the Ursinus student body scoreof2-1. TheonlyUrsinusgoal * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * voted to determine who this year's was scored by junior Kara Smith, queen would be. Eight seniors had comingoffacornerhitrightbefore The 1992 Ursinus Homecoming Court and their escorts await the been nominated by the various halftime. Syracuse has now won 3 fraternities on campus. At halftime out of its last four meetings with announcement of this year's queen the football game's commentator Ursinus. *** * * *** * * * * * * '* '* '* '* -(:( -(:( -(:( 1:(1:( 1:( * * announcedthattheDeltaMuSigma Several sororities held brunches ...------r--~-----:------~~~..:..;.~.:.:..:.:..:.:.-I nominee, Maria Rqjas, had won to welcome back alumni. Omega sports award. It was given to the this electlOn, but this was not the Chi, Phi Alpha Psi, and Tau Sigma woman who shows "initiative in case. In actuality it was the Pi Gamma gathered to greet the fmancing education, demonstrates Omega Delta nominee, Lauren graduates as they returned to proficiency and perseverance in Medica, who garnered the most Ursinus. At the conclusion of the college sports, and a cooperative votes. brunches, most people made their attitude on and off the field". The According to various officials way over to the parking lot for the Kenneth J. Walker award went to involved in the controversy, the tailgating festivities. They were Bill "Scooter" Sedgwick, for his problem originated in a name change held between 11:00 AM and 5:00 "sportsmanship and athletic ability in the DEMAS escort. For the PM. Alumni and current students in the Homecoming game". This is pictures in the homecoming socialized throughout the day, the second year in a row that he has program, Scott Manz, the DEMAS drinking beer and catching up with wonthe award. It is hoped that, Vice President escorted Maria. At old friends. through this anual award, the actual game, Tom Wilusz, While the tailgating activities outstanding qualities will inspire DEMAS President was her escort. were going on, the Ursinus Bears students to value good friendship Tom made sure Mary Ellen football team tried to improve their and sportmanship throughout their DeWane, the Alumni Director who team record. Unfortunately, they lives. Also at halfcime, Lauren was in charge of the halftime lost to Johns' Hopkins University Medica was crowned 1992 activities, was aware that he was to byascoreof35-34. TheBearshad Homecoming Queen. The cro~ be Maria's escort and not Scott. an opportunity to win the game, but was passed down from Megan DeWane then sent this message up time ran out before they could Chmiel of Tau Sigma Gamma to to the press box, where a complete the 2-point conversion Lauren. mmunication breakdown play. To conclude the festivities, the Somehow the escort name During halftime, awards were fraternities held Homecoming interpreted as that the presented to two outstanding dinner dances offcampus. Overall, ...... ______candidate had won. The athletes for their contributions to homecoming was a success this was then announced. Ursinus. Hope Arroliga was year; all the alumni who returned to IcontilnUE!d on page 3 • .awarded the Linda L. McIntyre Ursinus had a great time. The 1992 Homecoming Queen, Lauren Medica October 13, 1992 AFAC Dampens , U.S.G.A ..MINUTES Coffee House Plans URSINUS October 7, 1992 RECOGNIZES President Ellen Sylvester called the meeting to order at 7:40 P.M. BY J.K. BURKHART did not see much student interest in A L C 0 H 0 L Old Business: Of The Grizzly a campus coffee house. AWARENESS WEEK While this is a definite set back to On Wednesday, October 7th, the the plans, organizers still plan to Both the.Chess Club and STAR have been approved. Also, the Italian organizers of the much talked about continue with their schedule and October 12-16 Student Society was approved, but now they are trying to get funding. Coffee House went before the will open on October 21 st. As for Committee Reports: AF AC board. Presenting a plan for , 'a lack of student interest, " several The Activities Fee Allocation Committee has been busy dividing up the Throwing Up Facts About funds. the Coffee House, supporters UC students have made Drinking: elaborated on the concept of this arrangements to work in the coffee $250 has gone to a coffee house; MAA received $75; each class addition to the UC social scene. house without pay and others have -Nationally someone dies received $500 plus an additional $126 because of the profits of the Poster To open on October 21, the agreed to donate things such as every 23 minutes ina drunk Sale. Also, the J-Board decided there needs to be an alcohol review board Coffee House would be a place coffee makers to the project. Back driving accident. (committee) to review the alcohol policy. Finally, the dining hall is where "students could just ha'ng by people such as Lara Byrons, - One out of every 50 complaining that our IDs are falling apart only after a month of use. It was discussed to have an ursinus credit card which would allow us to get into out," according to supporter Dr. Dave Billitto, and John Volkmer, driverS is intoxicated at any Margot Kelley. Gourmet coffees, as well as members of the new Wismer for meals, Zack's for meals, and even use in the bookstore. chocolate teas, and bottle waters Literary Society, the coffee house given time. During peak Hopefully things will follow through with that idea. would be served, accompanied by appears to have much support and hours (10 P.M. - 4 A.M. baked delicacies, such as cheese investment being put into it. 'Friday to Sunday) one out New Business: cake, and eclairs. To be located in Kathy Hoffman, when asked of every 10 drivers is Homecoming was discussed and the freshman class was in charge of the rarely used Olin 104, the coffee aboutthecoffeehouse, commented, intoxicated. house would also provide an "It would give students a place to decorating for this big day. Also, eight Collidascope will be October atmosphere of relaxation and gather and hold discussions in an - 35 % of students 22nd. It covers all issues and diversity. The diversity dinners will be aU creativity. Weekly "jam sessions" atmosphere conducive to such reported that they drove a semester long beginning in the end of this month. Those in attendance this by UC musicians and poetry things. " This appears to be the car after they knew they meeting were Rebecca Turchik, Alina Morawski, Ellie Monfiston, John Bartholomew, and Teri Mibar. readings will complement the reasoning ofsupporters of the coffee had too much to drink. gourmet menu. The coffee house house--to provide students with a -Average college tudents will be open from 7 P.M. to 1 congregating place with a relaxed Respectfully Submitted, A. M. , W ednesda y through atmosphere. spend more on alcohol over Robin Baker Saturday. When the coffee house opens, all their college years than they When this plan was put before students and faculty will be spend on books. WEEKEND the AF AC board, a request of$3000 welcome. Donations will be asked - 34 % of all academic SPECIAL was made for the start-up and also, in whatever can be offered, be problems are alcohol Chicken operation costs of the coffee house. it time, money, or materials, to Fingers The board voted to give the coffee prolong the operation of this related. Know when to say when. $2.95 s~ house $250, since board members gathering place. II liT MIDNIGHT BAR & GRillE 495-6945 AT THE UMERlCK GOLF CLUB 495-5567 U. C. Alum to Speak on Venusian Voyage f.:f!iiflSm'l FROM COLLEGE COMMUNICATIONS DOUG James F. Scott III, recently retired development of the control center the spacecraft to reach its MARKLEY & director of NASA's Magellan software for a number of projects, JF'~[· HIND' destination,anduntiISept.ISfor· • JAY GULLO Mission, will speak on "The and performed mission operations to begin mapping. RHYTHM & BLUES Magellan Mission and the Mapping system engineering for Magellan'S A Venusian day is longer than - of Venus" at 7:00 P.M., voyage to Venus. In 1989, he was Venusian year: it takes the 1 Mile N. of the Limerick Exit of 422, on Lewis Rd. Wednesday, Oct. 14, in Olin promoted to deputy mission 225 Earth days to orbit the sun, and~e"e!Oi!!i!!l~~~~~~!!'a!l!8ee88e.e!8EiSi!?a!l!8seeae.e!2l!i_iI8I!i:9!:&'1a11. Auditorium at Ursinus College. The directory of the Magellan project, 243 Earth days to make a single lecture is free and open to the public supervlslOg its day-to-day rotation on its axis. Because of this, The Politics Department and will include both slides and operation. Then.in early 1991, he Magellan could stay in a fixed pplar , " video of the surface of Venus, all became Magellan Mission orbit with the planet rotating slowly presents images relayed to Earth by the directory, a post from which he beneath it, and map most· of the A Magellan spacecraft. retired this past summer. surface in 243 days. WORKSHOP Scott, a 1953 graduate of Ursinus , Scott was a mathematics major at Magellan uses imaging radar Tuesd3..y, october 20 went to work for NASA's Jet Ursinus, and, after earning his B.S. called Synthetic Aperture Radar Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in there, went on to receive an M. S. in (SAR) to "see" through the planet's l2:3.0 politi,c,sJounge Pasadena, California, in 1957, two mathematics from the University thick, hot clouds to the surface, Topics months before the former U.S.S.R. of Delaware. He spent two years where the average temperature is 1. Careers for Poli,ti~s/IRmajors launched the first Sp\ltoik. There, with General Electric before moving 850 F. Radar instruments receive 2. Law S.chOQlpIep~yOn &'ad.rnissiop he witnessed first-hand the entire to JPL. echoes of the signals transmitted by · 3~·.Graduate~chgOlprepaJ:ation & admission. history of the United States' When Magellan Was launched on the SAR, and these are relayed back unmanned exploration of our solar MayS, 1989, from the Space Shuttle to Earth, where computers generate system. Atlantis, it was the first planetary pictures of Venus' surface from At various stages of his career he spacecraft to be launched in II them. supervised the development of years, and the first ever launched Magellan continues to orbit Venus JPL's first trajectory and orbit from a space shuttle. It took IS today, and a second 243 days .of determination programs, led the months--until August of 1990--for mapping is currently underway. The Grizzly Page 3 Jobs Available for Grads Global Perspectives FROM COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE The American Red The good news is that there are MBA graduates: Those with non­ BY MARK LEISER Cross will hold it's jobs out there for recent college technical undergraduate degrees Of ']he Grizzly graduates. The bad news is that the gained 2.4 percent for an average annual blood drive economic downturn has enabled offer of $36,096. Those with International today, Tuesday, employers to hold the line on initial technical undergraduate degrees had salary offers, the College Placement an average offer of$40, 195, up4.2 An Israeli cargo jet crashed into an apartment complex in a suburb of October· 13, and Council found in its annual salary percent. Amsterdam. Dutch television said the police feared that as many as 200 tomorrow, survey. The survey was made of offers people may have been killed. Another survey shows students extended to students graduating Wednesday, October are optimistic that they will find between Sept. I, 1991 and Aug. National employment in a short time and 31, 1992. 14. You can donate expect that the beginning salaries Meanwhile, a survey done by Ross Perot has been greeted with hostility from voters after re-entering anytime between will range from $20, 000 to $30,000. Philadelphia-based Right the Presidential campaign. According to a New York Times/CBS poll, The council's July 1992 salary Associates found that despite the the race has remained virtually unchanged since Perot's return. 12:30 PM and 5:30 survey also found that some ongoing recession, college students Ross Perot, using 30 minutes of purchased television time, took PM in Ritter Gym. employers were not able to place expect a relatively short job search, viewers on a graphic tour of America's faltering economy Tuesday night. graduates in positions that they had starting salaries between $20,000 Perot asked the American public to elect a President' 'who will do it, not Following the been offered. The survey "shows and$30,OOOandapromotionwithin just talk about it. " that though the recession did not one to two years. Robert M. Gates, head of the Central Intelligence agency, ordered an pattern of fraternity provide for an abundance of Right Associates surveyed 325 investigation into the agency's misleading and incomplete statements and sorority employment opportunities, not all students nationwide during career concerning a bank fraud case involving billions of dollars in loans to Iraq. graduates' employment prospects seminars for the annual survey, The latest Presidential Poll shows George Bush locked in a tight race competItIon, this were affected by it," the Bethlehem, which measures career preferences with Governor Bill Clinton in the state of Texas. This illustrates Bush's semester's blood Pa. -based council said. and goals, job search and career vulnerability in states that, at one point, he thought he would carry. Broken down by major, the expectations and attitudes about Both the American League and National League Championship Series drive will evoke council's survey showed the ups future career advancement. got underway this week. The Braves lead the Pirates two games to one in and downs graduates can experience This year 65 percent of the the NLCS, while in the American League, the Oakland A's are tied one competition in beginning wages: students surveyed expect beginning game apiece with the Blue Jays after the tearns split the opening two games amongst the Nursing: Graduates received salaries to top out at $30,000, and in Toronto. starting salary offers 10 percent of 5 percent expect to receive more sororities. When more hi!?her than last year. up to than $35,000. There is some continued from page 1. donating, indicate $32,597. Allied health graduates' concern that these high expectations Directly following the ceremony salaries jumped 7.2 percent to an may be out ofline with the reality Dean Kane and the president of the There will which sorority you average of $31,568. of the current job market. interfraternity council, who had Chemical engineers: The average "It is important to ensure that counted the votes the previous day wish to pledge your starting salary increased 4. 6 percent students' expectations are in sync and were aware of the mistake, be no blood to. The to $39,216. Electrical engineers with the realities of the located the two women in question had initial salary offers averaging marketplace, ,. said Stanley Tilton, and explained the mix-up to the winning sorority $34,033, and mechanical engineers president of Right Associates. "If both of them. Once again so there is Grizzly will receive a received offers of $34,546. they are not, employers will have a noconfusion, despite the erroneous Civil engineers: The average lot ofunsatisfied employees on their announcement the actual 1992 banner. initial offe;fell slightly to $29,600. hands." Homecoming Queen of Ursinus is next week, Offers from state and local A majority--91 percent--of Lauren Medica, nominated by Pi Please help the Red governments for civil engineers students are still optimistic about Omega Delta. Congratulations to Cross reach their rose. their future career plans despite the Lauren Medica. due to Fall Liberal arts: Most disciplines lost sluggish economy, and 75 percent goal! ground, the survey found. expect to have the same or better Accounting: Starting salaries for standard of living as their parents, Break. recent graduates rose 2.7 percent to the majority of whom hold an average offer of $27,351. professional positions.

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Conversations with The Dead Photographs Philadelphia From Total Renaissance BY DANA KUSHW ARA the host of the well known' 'Grateful amount of time and energy, it will Silence A&E Editor Dead Hour" David Gans. His book work out for you. " Wind Band To is titled Conversations with the Dead The movement lead by this band BY JAYMIEBURKHART Perform At A tie-dye clad woman sits atop a and provides an in-depth look at the is quite unique and any Deadheads Of The Grizzly VW Bus with an oversized magic band. Amongst discussions over the out there who share my fascination Ursinus bubble wand in her hand. Her hair chorded approach of a pedal steel in what makes them tick, might Renown photographer Barry blows freely and her arms sway guitar, are various insights to want to take some time to look at Perlus gave a lecture about his FROM COLLEGE back and forth as she sends a stream philosophies ofJerry Garcia, the man Gans' book Conversations with photographic experience at Berman COMMUNICA TIONS oflargeclear bubbles drifting slowly some Deadheads equate with God. I the Dead. As stated by Blair Museum on October 8th. A well Special to The Grizzly over a sea of flower children below. personally wouldn't put Jerry on such Jackson, publisher and editor of attended affair, the lecture was The bubbles burst upon their heads a pedestal but he does have some the Golden Road, "Ultimately, followed by a session of questions The Philadelphia Renaissance while the children sit cross-legged interesting concepts ofconsciousness, this is a book about artists and by the audience answered by Perlus Wind Band will appear in concert at and speak in peaceful conversations. religion, and reality. their vision. And, truly and then a reception. Lisa Barnes, U rsinus College on Thursday, Oct. The mellow tunes of the Grateful Jerry Garcia and "the Grateful Dead communicating about those director of Berman, extended a 15, at 7:30 P.M. in Bomberger Dead penetrate the air. have been around for decades. Yet, subjects is an art in itself." And, warm welcome to the visiting artist. Auditorium. The concert is free Woodstock? No, this is the as the years go by their followers believe it or not, it's available in PerIus' talk focused less on the and open to the public. parking lot of a Dead Show. The keep increasing. Their tunes radiating the Myrin Library. works on display and more on his Featuring music from the time of men and women scattered amongst from stages across the U.S.A. and past experience. Briefly he outlined Leonardo Da Vinci and of a the buses, tents, and veggie burrito Europe, have lured millions of people his experience in photography, from Florentine May Carnival, the vendors are the ray of hope for to recreate the lifestyle of the 60's. his days at Ohio University as a program will include dance music, hippies from the 60's in this age of When asked by David Gans, why so graduate student to the present as folk tunes, and polyphonic Greed we call the 90's. What is it many people became intensely Associate Professor of Photography compositions. The ensemble will that brings these vestiges of involved with this movement, Jerry at Cornell University. Slides perform on the shawm, sacbut, psychedelia together for a night of Garcia replied: accompanied the talk, adding visual taumhorn, flute, hurdy gurdy, and peace, love, and happiness? Most "Somebody actually pointed out information to theartist' s interesting 'lther instruments of the day. All would answer in two words, Jerry to me that there is like vertical range discourse. Highlights of his history mstruments are careful copies of Garcia. Who is this man? Where in the Grateful Dead experience that included his earIiest work, contact Renais&arlce originals. does he come from? and why should turned them on to how they could do sheets from college; examples of Performing music written God bless his band? On my quest what they're doing with greater his work as a commercial between 1450 to 1650, the for these answers and a greater freedom. It represented a realleaming P ...... ~ ...... ~ photographer, landscapes, photos Philadelphia Renaissance Wind understanding of how this band increment, like learning a lesson. in which Perlus combined Band performs regularly in the provides not only entertainment, There's a lesson to be learned--if commercial techniques and natural Philadelphia area and throughout but a spiritual experience for its you're able to enjoy something, to subjects, and finally, his current the Eastern United States. followers, I came upon a book by devote your life to it or a reasonable work with infrared film. The artist' s early work was more documentary; as tus work progressed, 1t became ~------'moreartistic.Boththeses~lescan " Movie Reviews: Singles and Bob Roberts ~::~':t~:::b~i~~~::! Nepal. " PerIus' work from the Orient is BY HEATHER MEAD of the dating scene, while Bob Roberts was Tim Robbins first is not, but that is the script's fault, " not Cusack's. But the best an attempt to express the Of The Grizzly concentrating on Cliff and Janet journey behind the camera, as he combination of humani~ and the (Fonda), and Steve (Scott) and Linda wrote, directed, and produced it. He supporting job is done by three young admirers of Bob's, who spiritual that is found in the Singles, written and directed (Sedgwick). This method of and his brother even wrote the songs architecture of the area. Most of the by Cameron Crowe, is not a presenting the story is a good idea, for the movie. I have to say, it was a steal the show. The political message is very images on display are of religious bad movie. However, it is not butthe script falls short. Again, it's very successful first journey. constructions, such as the temple a great movie either .. It kind not bad, it's not great; it's okay. It The film itself is a documentary of blatant, there is no doubt what side Robbins supports. His caves at Ellora. Presented in the of "falls in the middle was hard to believe that the script Bob Roberts, a singer/senatorial majori~ in black and white, the somewhere: entertaining but was written by the same man who candidate in the Pennsylvania election trashing of the Republican party, their ideals, and their past is photographs range from quickly forgotten. wrote Fast Times at Ridgemont of 1990. He and his staff are shown geometrically abstract views of the The cast, including High and Say Anything. Singles traveling across the state, giving amazing. Robbins managed to attack on every point and from architecture to breathtaking images Campbell Scott, Kyra just never reaches that level. concerts/speeches, fencing, trading of immense man-made buildings in Sedgwick and Bridget Fonda, Although the setting ofthe movie stocks in the tour bus, and planning every angle, from the perfect, little wife, to the ends they go to an astonishingly natural setting. is very believable. And Matt is Seattle, the ci~ is not the focus of their attack. win an election. "My photographs come out of a Dillon has finally found a role, the film. It was shot before Seattle The cast is wonderful with Ray practice of total silence" is how Cliff, an untalented but very grunge became so popular. So while Wise and Alan Rickman as Bob's I recommend this film for everyone, unless you're a Perlus describes his technique, hopeful musician, where his there are some grunge bands chief staff members. Tim himself is which has captured both aspects of vacant look is perfect. There present, don't go expecting a deliciously slimy and revolting. The Republican; it may be too hard for you to take. The script, the the religious monuments of India are also appearances by various concert film, or the history of list of cameos is very impressive: and Nepal-the human and the Seattle bands: Alice in Chains, grunge. But I do wish they showed Susan Sarandon, Fred Ward, Gore cast, the ideas, even the songs are wonderfully sarcastic and biting. mystic. And yet this is accomplished Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam. more of Eddie Vedder. Vidal, James Spadar, John Cusack, with a startling absence of human In fact, members of Pearl Jam I recommend this film if you are Peter Gallagher, etc. Spadar and And please, if you saw Tim Robbins on Saturday Night Live subjects in his photography. are the musicians in Citizen looking for a fun movie, however if Sarandon are incredibly funny as "Made of Light: Photographs of Dick, Cliffs band. you are looking for a great movie, newscasters. Unfortunately Cusack last week, don'tjudge Bob Roberts on that; Robbins didn't write India and Nepal" will be open to The movie is filmed in See Bob Roberts. the public at no cost Wltil November Saturday Night Live. vignettes, giving an overview 15th. Jam Sessions Celebrity Corner Sparked By Cafferty Band Tickets BY ANNETTE RAWLS Purgatory Scoreboard for Sinead.• . A&E Asst. Editor Also in music news is former Chartreuse Black Sabbath frontman Our on Sale Hola, mis amigos! It's dirt time! Osborne. Ozzy bas cordially invited Walrus That's right. gossip hounds. you've his former bandmates to open for begged, you've pleaded, you've him during what are supposed to be BY DANA KUSHW ARA petitioned. whined, and cried, and his final shows in November. BY IANRHILE Just who exactly is this band, and A&EEditor Of The Grizzly why would I want to buy a ticket? bless your little hearts, Celebrity However, (when you see however, Corner is now back where it you know it ain't good) current you may ask. Actually, you've Friday night marked the start of belongs. (As if anyone ever reads leader Ronnie James Dio has John Cafferty and the Beaver probably heard the band's songs a new event on campus, student jam it, I know, but hey, call it a self­ refused, claiming, "This is Ozzy's Brown Band, probably the most and liked them, but never realized sessions. For such a small campus, esteem booster). Well, I've tortured moment. " 0zzY's response: "I am well-known of the performers on who played them; most of them it's surprising to fmd the amount of you long enough so ... sad. " And you thought just because campus this year, will play here on come from the soundtracks of aspiring rockers we have at Ursinus. Madonna's new Erotica video he bit that poor birdie's head off November 1, 1992 at 8 P.M. in the "Eddie and the Cruisers" and Prior to the Vince Rollins CAB was recently booted from Friday that he had no feelings .. Helfferich Gym. CAB will sell "Eddie and the Cruisers II" event this past weekend, the debut Night Videos due to its controversial Cartoons. cartoons, cartoons­ tickets for a price of only three including the top lO hit, "On the of Chartreuse Walrus proved that nature. Now, we've all seen that's what the brand spankin' new dollars on the Red and Gold Days Dark Side. " People also know the we do indeed need an outlet for Madonna grab her crotch and blow Cartoon Network has to offer, 24 on October 15, 16, 29 and 30 to band for its album "Tough All students with talent. a water bottle and flash her boobs hours a day, 7 days a week. encourage that prospective students Over." The group Chartreuse Walrus and I don 'tknow, itdoesn't seem to Conceived by broadcasting mogul also come to the band's And who could ask for a more consisting of Jim Petch on acoustic excite me the way it shoud, But this Ted Turner, the channel has a performance. Any remaining tickets convenient concert? Only three guitar and lead vocals, Matt Cordes time, the Material Girl opts for a collection of animated classics such ·will be sold on the week before the dollars, and you don't even have to on bass guitar and backup vocals, little whip and chain action, as Tomand Jerry , Bugs and DaCfey, performance. go to Philly. So buy your tickets and Dan Menchey on drums and smooches with members of the the Flintstones. Yogi Bear. and soon. backup vocals entertained a large female sex, and (ho hum) performs Huckleberry Hound and is hosted turnout of students in the Wismer oral sex on a doll. And I wonder by everyone's favorite comic LowerLounge. The crowd cheered, why the video was cancelled ... canine, Droopy Dog. Just what this hooted and hollered as the three I don't know what was stuck in reporter likes- educational t. v. . .. members of Alpha Phi Omega Irishsoqg~tressSinead O'Connor's Last of all. for you hopeless fraternity cranked out renditions of craw lastweekend, but it must have 90~10 zombies- here's what Dana Uncle John's Band by the Grateful been pretty bad. O'Connor, who Barron (who plays Brandon's new Dead, Brown Eyed Girl by Van ~ was the musical guest on Saturday girlfriend Nikki Witt) has to say -c4!'ijj'9-'" Morrison, Driver 8 by R.E.M .• - -- Night Live. tore up a photograph about her sexy co-star Jason and Sympathy for the Devil by the Offhe Popewbile singing an acapella Priestly- j'He lights up When he Rolling Stones. ..., TACO 'BELL- version of the song "War" from smiles." Now that I'm gonna be The support for this bands first her latest release, Am r Not Your sick. am .outta here. Until next public appearance was outstanding r 17 OUTSTANDING VALUES Qir!1. Add a few years to the '01 week's scoop ... that's and so it should have been with the T.co 'Tost~ entertainment! Soh T.co • Antos a. C'-te quality of performance given by &eM Burrito each member. The members of the 79~ Clnrwnon Twists band were thrilled with the reception T-,

could be lurking amongst our ASSOCLlTQIIOf.t.MQIC.AH~""TlOfU4.ASIOC&A'flOINOfCOLUGIITON'S student body just waiting to discover a kickin' new band. Page 6 The Grizzly V t October 13, 1992 ~~~~~~~~~~~~I~ea ures~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sgt. Grizz--"Nothing But the THE Crossword by Judith Perry

ACROSS Bear Facts" 1 Assumed character 5 Neck parts Many calls have been received by Security to ask if Sgt. Grizz retired during the 10 Local stir summer. Alas, there were times that the" old sarge" wished that retirement had been 14 Author Hunter granted. Those of you who read The Grizzly canjust imagine how busy all ofsecurity 15 Ease 16 Underdone has been since the opening of school. The time has come to give you "Nothing but 17 Krupa or Kelly the Bear Facts." 18 Solid ground 20 Wile ALL VEHICLES PARKED ON CAMPUS PROPERTY ARE TO BE 21 Wings REGISTERED WITH THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT. A REMINDER: ONLY 22 Speaks violently WHITE LINES ARE FOR STUDENTS, ALL OTHER SPOTS ARE FOR 23 Bridge FACULTY, STAFF AND VISITORS. STUDENTS WHO RECEIVE THREE supports AUTO VIOLATIONS WILL BE REQUESTED TO ATTEND A TRAFFIC 26 Action center 27 Estonian city PANEL HEARING TO EXPLAIN REASONS FOR CONTINUAL VIOLATIONS. 28 Paris airport STUDENTS WHO DO NOT COMPLY FACE THE RISK OF HAVING THEIR 31 Moral lapse 32 Poe heroine VEHICLE'S REGISTRATION VOIDED. 35 Do handwork 10-4-92 at 10:30 P.M., Security officers are called to the Quad for a noise 36 Human or rat 37 Hardy heroine disturbance, "someone is banging on the door." Upon arrival, Security Officers 40 Tax man detennined that a domestic disagreement was taking place; and upon arrival of 43 Society's seamy side Security, the dispute ended. @1992 Tnbune Media Services, Inc 48 Beetalk All Rights Reserved 10-5-92 at 9:45 A.M., Security is notified that a student in Musser had received 49 Ornamental a birthday card; it was opened and gift money was removed. This is a serious offense stone 10 Franciscan ANSWERS 50 Moslem prince 11 Most compre· and the matter is under investigation. PLEASE ASK PERSONS SENDING 51 Begin henslve II 3 S n.A 1 S 3 1 MONEY TO USE PERSONAL CHECKS OR MONEY ORDERS. 53 Begin 12 Ancient Asian .d 3 3 S 56 Freshet land 3 1 II V• S II 3 d V.3 1 S I 10-6-92 at 12:05 A.M., Security receives a call of excessive noise on Main Street. 57 Entwined 13 Feudal farm S N 3 1 .S 3 a ·1 S II 3 90S Security arrives and wi th the help of the RA dispersed the 30 or more Eagles fans 58 John - Passos worker S 0 O• • 3 h 0 M. 3 1 V d S who were celebrating the 31-7 victory over Dallas. One student had a torch of victory 59 Solemn person 19 Skirmish 3 :l N 3 WW o :l 3 S I II V 61 Certain bills 24 Lead performer II 3 3 WV • • 3 ••a V wn H that resul ted in a fo llow-up meeting with the Collegeville Police and Fire Departments. 62 r. Small land 25 Wind instru· Mil 3 a N n V d :l 10-6-92 at 1: 35 A. M., Security responds to a call at the Quad that someone had mass ment S 3 1. 3 :l ••V II 63 Mimics 29 Network of ~ ••• just broken a window. With a near-perfect description from students, a non-student ~~ J • • 3 3 1 1 3 9 V N N V 64 Vlssld'- nerves N I. S. A 1 II 0 n 1 II 1 • V is taken into custody by the Collegeville Police Department and charged. SGT. 65 Ooze 30 Villain's • V N 3 II V• •• 66 Irascible look • S 3 1 1 S 3 II 1 GRIZZ SALUTES THE RESIDENTS OF BEARDWOOD, OFFICER RUPPEL 67 Customer 33 Quito's land: S 3 9 V II. 3 V 1 V .1 II V FROM COLLEGEVILLE P.D. AND MARK JOHNSON FROM SECURITY, abbr. VW II I :f V II II 3 1 3 N 3 9 3 II V II .3 1 V 9 V N V h 3 NICE WORK!!! DOWN 34 Offer tempo· 1 Boat race rarily d V 1 :f .S 3 d V N 3 1 o II 10-6-92 at 10:00 A.M., Seven residents of Reimert report that during pledging, 2 Swamped 38 Practiced unknown persons removed numerous pieces of underwear from dryers at Reimert 3 Portable light natation 4 Chemical 39 Afew and that even after pledging, items are being taken. Residence Life Offi ce, Security suffix 40 Body of a car 46 Fr. poet- 55 Untidy and Physical Plant held a meeting and , in the very near fu ture, tables and chairs will 5 Of birth 41 Aim de Lisle 57 Help with the be placed in the Reimert Laundry and a notice was sent out to all students. 6 Poplar 42 Friendly 47 Bureau dishes 7 Sunshade 44 Breaks the 49 Scoff 60 Held a On 10-7-92, Security Offi cers began unscheduled patrols to these areas. 8 Raisond'- cipher 52 Precipitous meeting THIS IS NO LONGER A PRANK, STUDENTS HAVE INDICATED THEIR 9 Red or Black 45 Performs 54 Open 61 Gr. letter WILLINGNESS TO FILE CHARGES WITH THE COLLEGEVILLE POLICE DEPARTMENT. PERSONS APPREHENDED WILL ALSO BE REFERRED TO THE " J" BOARD. e.e~$e.S$$t.$tSe$1$~&$. 10-6-92 at 1:00 P.M., Security is notified that sometime over the weekend, =-_"':':' =--"':':' =---= :.--~ =---=- =---:"': '!"'_-:':' =---- -_-:"!:" =---= '!"'_-= =--"':': :"'_-= ':'"_-=- :--~ !"'-~ =-_-:':!" ~..:-= ---:" =----:"..=':' :--~ =-~ ~ THE SEARCH IS NOW ON! $, unknown person(s) entered Ritter Hall and caused some damage and removed toilet ~ "MISS PENNSYLVANIA USA~ PAGEANT" ,,-= paper and other items. This incident is being investigated by Security and Office of ~ NO PERFORMING TALENT REQUIRED ,.£, Student Life. ,,-= If you are an applicant who quali fies and are "--=' ~ between the ages of 18 and under 27 by February ~~ 10-6-92 at 9:50 A.M., RA Steve Devlin notices that he coke machine in Wilkinson -\It- 1. 1994, never married and at least a six month W Hall was unlocked. All money was still in the machine and apparently it had been '$ reSident of Pennsylvania, thus college dorm ~¥ ;~ students are eligible. you could be Pennsylvania's ;~ left unlocked since last serviced. The money was removed for safekeeping. A TIP -$ representative at the CBS'nationally televised Miss , r . OF THE HAT TO STEVE AND HIS RESIDENTS. ,'W USN Pageant in Feb .. 1994 to compete for over 1- "-= $200,000 in cash and prizes The Mi ss --= 10-7-92 at 2:30 P.M., A resident of Reimert reports that sometime over the $ Pennsyl vania USA'!. Pageant for 1994 will be '1 weekend, someone entered her room and removed $100 in cash and a bathing suit. . ~_ -= presented in the Grand Ballroom of the Palace Inn , _~,',-_=,. 'IV Monroeville, Pennsylvania, March 12, 13 and 14, \1<. The student is willing to prosecute and filed an official report with the Collegeville 1993 The new Miss Pennsylvania USA: along Police Department. "ifj' wi th her expense paid trip to compete In the Miss :f -'It- USA ~ Pageant. will receive over $2,000 in cash ';" SGT. GRIZZ REMIND ALL STUDENTS THAT YOUR BEST DEFENSE 1F. in addition 10 her many prizes. All gIrls interested ~ AGAINST ANY CRIME IS TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND DO NOT LEAVE '\ ~ In competi ng for the title must send a recent ." PROPERTY UNATTENDED. SAFETY AND SECURITY IS EVERYONE'S ~_\-_--'.-_ Kimmarie Johnson :~:~~h:!'':~~f t~~ographY, address, and ",,~_--'. -_:; . Miss Pennsylvania USA ~ RESPONSffiILITY. ~. ."...... MISS PENNSYLVANIA USA!!) PAGEANT Miss $' SECURITY------489-2737 t \ c/o DEPT. CA POLI CE------489-93 3 2 ~ ~~ TRI.ST\T4~ ~~~~~¥~~1~~SE' u~~· ~ "t ~ i.:F=-'-:'l WASHINGTON, PA 15301·3399 seen ~_~ FIRE------489-0911 ~ ..·.C •• l·~O TrI·State Headquarters Phone Is 412/225·5343 on _:, f ; AMBULANCE----489-0911 ."", MEMBER Application Deadline's NOllember 7, 1992 :It ~ •Miss USA ~ Pa~ant Is part of tlte family of Paramount Communications. 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It's Greek to Me

When I decided to come to it be worth it? Well, who better to obviously the pledges all agreed that U rsinus, I knew tbat there were ask than pledges and sisters'? The this idea ofsisterhood was theultimate some Greek: organization on results of my informal poll goal of a sorority. The.sisters I spoke campus, but I had been told revealed to me that, ind~ to the to reiterated all the pledges had said. that there wasn't any pressure pledges, it was worth it. Kathy Hoffman ofKappa Delta Kappa to either be Greek or not. That The feelings of dependability, cited" an infallibleand unquestioning sounded fine to me; Greek: loyalty and sisterhood were support network" as an attribute of organizations available for continually expressed by the sororities in general. Kirsten Becker thsoe interested, yet relatively pledges I spoke to. For instance, of Alpha Sigma Nu explained that unobtrusive to thsoe when I asked what being in a "it's like a family. You can always uninterested. sorority meant, Cynthia Wagner count on them." She added that the However, around five-thirty (a Phil Alpha Psi pledge) said, purpose ofpledging is to stress ' 'unity on the morning of Monday, "It's SO.Q1OOne you can depend and togetherness-to make sorority September 7, "unobtrusive" on. You can always depend on sisters mean more to you." My was not my word ofchoice to your sisters ..•. It·s like a big inquiries had led me to the conclusion describe the sororities. I soon family. ,. Her sentiments were that the sororities can provide a learned that the process of echoed by Joanne Montgomery, companionship and security that is rushing had begun, soon to be pledging Omega Chi. Autumn unattainable anywhere else. followed by pledging. Being a "Boyer, pledging T~u Sigma Since I was beginning to understand curious and" 1 realized, Gamma, explained that the what the Greek system meant to so probably uninformed "lifelong friendships" meant a many people, the only question left freshman, I decided to learn lot to her, as did having a place was 'Irs pledging really worth it?" what I could about this • 'where you always feel "Yes, defmitely" came the quick unfamiliar ritual. The whole accepted." Trina Petroski (Phi replies. I was glad to hear that, because idea ofasorority seemed pretty Psi pledge) pointed out that "It's it had seemed that pledging was just uninteresting, not unlike the defmitely more than a place to eat a way of earning friendship, and that cliques in high school. Then, in Wismer." She noted that there . didn't seem right. Obviously, these once I had the opportunity to is "a bond shared with the pledge groups were more than cliques with observe some of the aspects of class. " Again, that feeling of fancy names. I'm still not completely pledging, I was surprised to unity. . sure you're not earning friendship • CORRECTION: . seeso many enthusiastic young Everyone I spoke to stressed but to each her own, I guess. In any The homecoming pictures in last week's women taking part in the the idea of a bond stronger than case, it comes down. to a personal process. just friendship. So, then, decision, and that is all that really issue were taken by Dave Sherman of What was the point? Could matters. Sports Information, not (as labelled) Peter Senescu. We apologize for the mistake. Page------8 The Grizzly Opinions ------October 13, 1992 The Grizzly TV OR NO TV Tom Wilusz Editor in Chief BYDAVlDVANBENTHUYSEN sludge that passes for entertainment which have nothing to do with Of The Grizzly and against the practices of the death and destruction. They can advertising industry. Throughout Sara Jacobson & Megan Mendte present many more articles which In the article on voter awareness their show the members o f are much more in-depth because Associate Editors that appeared two weeks ago in this SharkBait ranted about the top ten they don't have to compete with space, I encouraged readers to tum shows of the week which included shows like Geraldo and Roseanne Senta Bamberger off their televisions and pick up a Roseanne and several shows like for a pool of junkie readers. David Weiss newspaper if they were interested Rescue 911, which exploit human My reasons for encouraging in the ongoing campaigns this tragedy. people to tum off the television two AdvertisinglBusiness Managers season. Unfortunately, this I found myself agreeing with weeks ago were especially meant statement provoked more response much of what they were saying for for at least this next month. Between Chris Heinzinger than I had intended. However, I several reasons. First ofall, because today and November 3rd, what you Business Affairs Consultant have chosen to address this idea of I stopped watching television for see on television is going to be as television being a detriment to about two years when I started disturbing as anything ever college. After not watching Erika Compton society even if I come close to pr

Ellen Sylvester Opinions Editor Question The "Pain and Suffering"

are feeding off the victimized poor. auspicious developments Harley David Rubin BY CHRISTIAN SOCKEL Of The Grialy The U.S. is betraying its neediest. economically. Here is some data sports Editor Youth are being told that it doesn't that you definitely have not heard, The statistical evidence for the matter what they do-th~ system is seen, read, spoken, or thought. Jesse Searfoss proposition that America works is rigged. Unless you are fortunate According to a new study by the Assistant Sports Editor overwhelming, yet it is being enough to be born affluent, you liberal Urban Institute, families in sequestered and tainted by Liberal can't succeed. Decade of greed, the bottom20% experienced income Peter Senescu Democrats, who feel that our nation decade of greed, decade of gains of 77% from 1976 to 1986, greed .... " while those in the top quintile gained Photography Editor must endure more pain and suffering in order to ameliorate the already The New York Times. The 5%. challenging and "miserable" Washington Post. Dan Rather. Tom The U.S. Treasury's Office of Erik Moore present. Doom and gloom are the Brokaw. Mario Cuomo. Gov. Bill Tax Analysis just reported that of Computer Consultant, universal panacea for an inflating Clinton. Sen. Al Gore. H. Ross thsoe who started in the bottom government deficit and Perot. These are all seemingly quintile in 1979, an astounding Gar Donecker compounded debts. Unfortunately, unimpeachable sources that have 65 %jumped up atleast twoquintiles Typist Extraordinaire the liberal media and a MTV been echoing this litany of pain and during the decade. In fact, more of presidential candidate with a misery for most of the 1992 election those at the bottom made it all the year. Culpability lies within the way to the top quintile than stayed Mrs. Jane Agostinelli saxophone consider being compassionate and caring to the trickle-down economics of the in the poorest bracket. All tax payers Faculty Adviser problems of America is to believe Reagan and Bush Administrations, were five times more likely to rise that extended economic pain and Democrats would have everyone than fall. Staff Members:Roman Bish, Audra Boettcher, Jaymie Burkhart, Jen believe. Ifyouhearlies long enough, Federal Reserve data show that Diamond, Justin Dominic, Leslie Giffin, Dorian Iaconis. Mark Leiser, suffering are the order of the day, if you tell lies long enough, you from 1983 to 1989, the percentage Heather Mead, Denise Moretz, Mike Pizzi, Greg Porter, Jan Rhile, Dave the cure. Webb, Dave Weiss, Angela M, Zerbe. Photos by Rebecca Heyl. But this salient rhetoric is no may begin to believe them. Liars gain in real net worth of the top surprise given the decade-long need good memories. With the income quintile lagged far behind media diatribe. "The rich got richer, egregious equivocation that is the wealth increases experienced The Grizzly was founded in 1978, replacing the previous canlpUS newspaper, the poor got poorer. The rich did skewing the truth about the U.S. 's by families in the $10,000 to The Ursinus Weekly. The Grizzly is published and edited entirely by not pay their fair share of taxes. economic successes as of late, one $50,000 income brackets. students. and the views expressed in the paper arc not necessarily those held The richest 2 % accumulated all the would never know that America by the admirli$'ation, faculty I or a consensus of the student body . • growth of wealth. The super-rich works and that there has been Sockel continued on page 9 ()ctober 13, 1992 _------Op..10100S------'JheGrizzJy Sockel continued from page 8 Letters To The Editor Dean Kane On Homecoming

According to the Congressional Human character is most clearly Medica were deeply concerned Dear Editor, Lake Region in the north-east, Budget Office, the top 1 % paid seen in situations which are deeply about how difficult the situation Last year, a controversy developed where I teach at an agricultural over 25 % of all federal income emotional and very difficult. was for the other candidate. The when two Caucasian males donned university. I have around 150 taXes in 1990, a 40% increase over Halftime at last Saturday'S high quality of their responses black face make-up (commonly student, ages 18-24, 11-12 classes, 1980. The bottom 60% paid 11 % Homecoming game was one of far exceeded the fleeting glory of known as Blackface) during their act and ranging from intermediate to offederal taxes in 1990--20% less those times. the Homecoming election. at the Air Band competition. The act advanced level. To provide my than in 1980. Confusion caused by a change Escorts Tom Wilusz and Tim consisted of a lip-synch parody of a students an extra opportunity to The latest figures released by the in an escort's name resulted in the Hannigan also responded with Milli Vanilli song. In response to become more interested in learning U.S. Census Bureau show that the announcement of Maria Rojas as quality, providing great support the act, numerous Ursinus students and improving their English, I am black middle class surged in the last the Homecoming Queen. The to the candidates. expressed their concern over what asking you for assistance. When decade--from 2.6 million name which should have been they believed to be an offensive and the semester starts in October, I households boasting incomes of read to the crowd was Lauren The Honesty of DeWane and demeaning display of prejudice and would like to organize a pen-pal $25,000 or more in 1979 to 3.9 Medica. Only three people were Herr - These fine people had racism. system between my polish students million households in 1989. aware that the announcement was worked very hard to insure that . ~owever, a somewhat disturbing and people from Ursinus. Census data also show that form in error and they listened in horror the Homecoming Ceremony mCldent occurred during the past Students in Poland are just like 1979 to 1989 median household to the name being read. They were would run smoothly and few weeks of sorority pledging. A students anywhere, and they are income in metropolitan areas Mary Ellen DeWane, Director of accurately. In addition, only a certain pledge class wore white make­ very interested in what life is like nationally--our "forgotten" and Alumni Affairs; Blake Herr, very small number of people were up on their faces, not unlike the way in America. This will also allow "neglected" cities-rose 79%. InterF rateenity Council President; aware of the mistake. Without in which the "lip-synchers" wore you the chance to understand and These statistics reveal economic and me. None of us was close hesitation, however, they met Blackface. One of these pledges get to know Poland, a country gains comparable to no other enough to reach the press box with key officials and happened to be the author of one of Americans suprisingly do not know country on Earth. Certainly the before the ceremony ended and immediately began the agonizing last year's editorials in The Grizzly much about. Also I do not only United States has problems. But if the second half of the game began. process of setting the record that condemned the use of Blackface. invite the Ursinus students, but we are to address these problems straight. It seems ironic to me that this person, anybody who is interested-­ wisely and prudently, should we In this most difficult situation, The college owes an apology who was so vehemently opposed to professors, administration not know the whole truth? Providing I watched in admiration as several to everyone for the mistake which the Air Band act, would consider it workers, and alumni. American citizens with accurate data examples ofextremely high human was made. Without taking away acceptable to use white face make­ For people who do decide to of the way America works and the character emerged: from the sincerity of that apology, up on herself. As far as I'm participate in this project, you are upswings that the economy has made however, I salute the admirable concerned, it didn't matter what the free to use your everyday English during the Reagan and Bush Empathy and Confusion of character of those who were white make-up was supposed to and especially slang and idioms Administration is a duty many Rojas and Medica - Despite their caught in the middle of an represent, but that it was used in the which Polish youth are especially Liberals and media personalities frustration and justified anger at extremely tough situation. It is same fashion as the" lip-synchers'" interested in. However, I must have a problem delivering. There being the victims of this mistake great to work with the high quality Blackface. In my opinion, this seems mention that the majority of the are too many people in America both Maria Rojas and people of Ursinus! a little bit hypocritical and completely students have not come close to Laure~ that refuse to be miserable. Question eradicates any statements this mastering English, so try not to the "pain and suffering" that you individual may have made earlier. make it difficult, because then I are supposed to be feeling. Don't get me wrong. I am not will have to explain to the student 18 erv..;es offended, nor do I have any problem what you are saying! But this ~~~~------I *EARN EXTRA with people wearing black, white, should not be too big of a problem, mauve, or any other color of face because most Polish students are INCOME* make-up. My only problem is with better at English than the majority Earn $200-$500 weekly this individual's beliefs and actions. French, Spanish, German, etc. So There's nothing worse than going if you would like to correspond mailing travel brochures. back on your word. Any opinions with a Polish student, write to me For information send a you may have are fine with me, just at: as long as they are sincere. stamped addressed Jeffrey Taylor envelope to: Travel Chris Wirtalla Dom Studencki 120, pokoj 414 2530, Class of 1995 ul. Dybowskiego 7 INC., P.O. Box 10-718 Olsztyn 5 - Kortowo Miami, FL 33161 Poland

and I will pair you with one of my $$$$, FREE TRAVEL students. Plus, if you would prefer To the Ursinus Community, to be paired with somebody with AND RESUME Hello, this is Jeffrey Taylor, a. k.a. similar interests, write something EXPERIENCE !! "J.J." from the class of '91, and to about yourself. everybody who still remembers me­ I hope that this experiment will TIlE LEADER Of TlIf FREE _V'5 LATfST rosmoN (W TAXES -Hey! How are you doing?! How's have successful results, and that Individuals and Student life treating ya?! It would be great to everybody will enjoy it. My thanks Organizations wanted to hear from you! But anyway, allow to everybody who would like to me to be serious now so I can explain get involved. GR E E I( S & Cl UB S promote SPRING why I am writing to the Grizzly. RAISE A COOL. ~:~::~::~::~:~::~::~::~:~::~::~::~ BREAK, call the Currently, I'm serving as a Sincerely, volunteer for the Brethren Volunteer Jeffrey "J.J." Taylor '1000 Reminder: There will nation's leader. IN JUST ONE WEEKI Service by teaching English in PLUS $1000 FOR 11IE be NO Grizzly next Infer-Campus Programs Poland. My project is located in the mastering English, so try not to MEMBER WHO CAUSf week!!! 1-800-327 -6013 city of Olsztyn, part of the Mazurian No obligation. No cost. You also get • FREE ·iTC.. i!i·~~· ...a;·~~ .. :a;··;e;·t:s; •• :a; .. :a: ... -•• HF.ADPHONE RADIO ...... A.!r., .....!r..,!r.,.~ •• ~ .. !r..'- .. jUIt b caIIiDa 1-800-931-0528, Ext. 65 October 13, 1992 Page------10 The Grizzly Sports ------Grave Dave

BY "GRAVE" DAVE WEBB memo pad away, as every time I Of The Grizzly the game-winning goal with an 4 victory is a harbinger C?f things to condom availability at Ursinus. I tried to make a note, I was asked if incredible display of evasive come. must make one last objection, that I had to buy a case of them to get my Turning to sports this week, I maneuvering. Despite Mike's Finally, I would like to apologize I .am not against the discussion, own column on The Grizzly. suggestion that the Flyers not play on behalf of The Grizzly to David rather, the practice of condom was in attendance this past Friday It wasn't until the third period night for the first home game of the this game, since they would never Day, whose name was omitted from distribution, and with that, I will that i remembered there was a game break .500 again this year, I will his rebuttal to my opinion on allow the issue to Rest In Peace. Philadelphia Flyers, opposed by going on, when Eric Lindros scored the New Jersey Devils. After a fun­ continue to hope that the Flyers' 6- filled hour and twenty minutes on the Schuykill Expressway, my brother and I finally found ourselves r------~------~- at the Spectrum. Ordering a pizza and two large, watered-down sodas, frY we made the long trek to our Every Tuesday Is ~ nosebleed seats in Section 51. As game time approached, and the audience assembled (and the keyboard music becameannoyi~g), Domino's Pina Day my expectations began to grow. Finally, the moment of truth was upon us. No, I don't mean the emergence of Eric Lindros for the At Ursinus CoBege! pre-game warmup, nor do I mean the gaudy laser light show which accompanied the traditional" lights­ out" home-opener introductions. No, I'm talking about the arrival of 99 99 Mike and Ray, the two guys who $4 EaCh $6 EaCh hold the season tickets for the seats directly behind my father's. As he settled into his seat, Mike set the Medium Original Wge Ori~inal tone of his conversation for the evening, yelling, "You stink, Cheese Pizza! Cheese paza! Lindros!" Additional toppings only 99¢ each. The game began, and the Flyers Offer not valid In combination wllh any other special. Offer available played typically offensively through Oecember 31.1992. Valid at participating stores only. Price may energetic but defensively lacking. vary. Customer pays sales tax where applicable. Thirty-one seconds into the game, Eric Lindros began his first official NHL shift at home, prompting KNOWS comments from Mike that someday I~IINOBODYIII · . Lindros would be as great as Von Hayes. By the time the first period • LIKE was over, the Flyers had scored two ~ · . .DOMINO'S.. goals, but not without giving up as How You Like Pizza At School! many. During the first intermission, while Mike was blowing the cover of an undercover Spectaguard, Ray inquired into my academic 489-4554 endeavors. Quickly forgetting the No Coupon Necessary! 4015 Gennantown Pike Good AD Semester! name of our esteemed institution of higher learning, Ray and Mike asked what major I had selected at "Uranus" College. When I replied that i was still undecided, I was immediately compared to former I Eagle Keith Jackson: "Uh, I'm I sorry, Dean Akin, but unless I get A Medium Original Pizza topped with Pepperoni A Large Original Pizza topped with Pepperoni When you order 5 or more Large Original Cheese I a bigger scholarship, I'm afraid I for only $5.991 Get two Medium Pepperoni for only $7.991 Get two Large Pepperoni Pizzas Pizzas pay only $5.99 each! Additional toppings can't tell you my major." Pizzas for only $9.98! for only $13.981 Topping substitution aUomdl only 99¢ each, per pizzal I Other than Claude Lemiuex Topping substitution aUowed! I skating to the wrong penalty box, I I can't recall much from the second . 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Tuesday, October 13 Soccer at Washington 4:00 pm Volleyball at Albright 7:00pm

Saturday, October 17 Men's and Women's Cross-Country @ Alleatown Invitational 10:30 am Field Hockey vs. Ball State 11:00 am Soccer vs. Alumni 11:00 am Football at Gettysburg 1:30 pm

Sunday, October 18 Field Hockey vs. Cornell 1:00 pm FIELD HOCKEY HAS UP-AND-DOWN WEEK

BY HOPE RINEHIMER sCoop into the cage off of a penalty Both teams played well and ARROLIGA WINS Of The 9ri~ly comer. With about five and a half moved quickly throughout the minutes left in the half, the Bears game. Syracuse dominated the Last week the Lady Bears retaliated with a goal by Kara penalty comers, registerjng fifteen McINTYRE AWARD brought their record to 5-7, with a Raiguel, assisted by Krissie to UC's eight. Goalkeeper Hope big upset over Temple and a Ruggiero. Temple scored again Arroliga had nine saves, giving up BY CLAIRE ANN ERFLE grueling loss to Syracuse. with 1: 34 left in the half. only two goals. The award was passed to Hope Of The Grizzly Wednesday afternoon Ursinus But the second half belonged to The game remained scoreless from her teammate and last year's was unstoppable; lead by both Ursinus. The Lady Bears tied up until the thirty-one minute mark recipient Betsy Laskowski. Hope On Homecoming, junior Hope strong offensive unit and a the score eleven minutes into the when Syracuse hit the cage. Then, will have her name engraved on a Arroliga received the Linda seemingly impenetrable rlefense, secondhalfwith a shot by Ruggiero. with only six seconds left in the plaque in Helfferich Hall. Hope is L.Mclntyre sports award. This anchored by goalkeeper Hope Then they took the lead with a half, Kara Smith tied the score a member ofPhi Alpha Psi sorority, award goes to a WOman who shows Arroliga. Arroliga recorded penalty stroke successfully executed with a beautiful drive aimed and isa key member of the lacrosse initiative in financing her education, twelve saves for the day. Ursinus by Krissie Teufel. With 4:44 directly at the goal. She was team. demonstrates proficiency and had only six penalty comers to remaining, the Lady Bears assisted by Kara Raiguel. perseverance in college sports, and Teptple's ten, but comers weren't lengthened their lead on a goal Six and a half minutes into the displays a cooperate attitude on and the deciding factor in this game. scored off of a penalty comer. The second half, Syracuse again found off the field. The keys to our 4-2 victory were goal scorer was Betsy Laskowski, the cage, but this time Ursinuswas beautiful passing and magnificent assisted by Alison Bums and Kara unable to bounce back, leaving the teamwork. Smith. Again the final score: UC final score at 2-1. The game was far from dull and 4, Temple 2. This week's schedule has the filled with exciting moments. Saturday morning's game versus Lady Bears playing at Bucknell on About eighteen minutes into the Syracuse was a fight to the end. Saturday and at home against Ball first half, Temple put the fitst Although the Lady Bears lost 2-1, State on Sunday. Come cheer on v -Bailers Beat All score on the board with a high they never stopped trying. your home team. Opponents

BY J.K. BURKHART match were Judy Park and Nadine Of The Grizzly Brubaker, complemented by the cohesive playing of their teammates. In an away game against Cabrini On Homecoming Day last College or .}Ctober 7, the UC Saturday, the team went up against E-t;l:':ll.t~~Otl AlmINT1BRE:STIID IN \VlUTING ,FOR THE' GRIZZLY AND HA VB A KNACK FOR women'svflleyball team displayed a team of recent alumnae from the their excellent playing abilities, volleyball team. Coach Robin 11~r!~~~:~~~~~~WEFOR HAVE BOm A THE JOB, REMAINING FOR YOU. THE FALL SpORTS SEASON STAFF AS WELL IS winning in three matches. In their Asplundb played with the alumnae, IF YOU WOULD UKE TO WRITE AS A MEMBER OF THE 1 most successful game yet, the Lady whom were beaten in an enjoyable ~1WSI)~Elt,s1r)~iF,. ,.rJL;.J::,l'l~J::, CALL HARLEY (as in the Haven) AT 454'()712 OR JESSE. AT GrizzliesoverwhelmedCabrini,15- set of five games by the current :4~4';?7~~3I.ORJN(IRleGtJLA.RBUSINESS HOURS . . THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. WE 8, 15-11, and 15-9. Lady Bears. Playing extremely well in the Page 12 17le Grizzly October 13, 1992

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COMPILED FROM THE one helped the Blue Jays (3-2, 2-1 PHILADELPmA INQUIRER, in the Centennial Conference) to SPORTS INFORMATION AND defeat Ursinus (1-4, 0-4). This was ON-CAMPUS SOURCES the first Homecoming defeat for the Bears in five years. The Ursinus Football team lost a It was the fourth straight loss for heartbreaker to Johns Hopkins the gridders, who scored three University on Homecoming Day, touchdowns in the fourth quarter, 35-34. It came down to the final but fell just short of a tremendous play, when Chad Van Den Berg come-from-behind victory. intercepted Brian Lafond's two­ The next opponent for the Bears point conversion pass after time is Gettysburg, who is now 4-1 after had expired. beating Stony Brook last Saturday It was VanDen Berg's third 15-12. interception of the day, and the last SOCCER WINS TWO STRAIGHT

COMPILED FROM the shutout were scored by freshman ON-CAMPUS SOURCES . midfielders Chuck Moore, John Noone, and Brian Webster. ************************* The Ursinus Men's Soccer team The Bears tallied their second ended their winless drought with victory against Delaware Valley on The Grizzly's Dave Billitto is stopped for a loss of yardage against John's two victories last week. After Saturday in their Homecoming Hopkins on Homecoming Day beginning the year with an 0-8 game. Freshman forward Kurt record, the Bears came together to Bonewitz scored the go-ahead goal pick up two big wins. in the 4-2 decision. Last Thursday, they beat Lebanon The next game for the team is ************************* Valley at home, 3-0. The goals in today at Washington College. ------HARLEY'S HAVEN

BY HARLEY DA VID RUBIN Grizzly editor.} Lindros took over the game (just -I wish we were published later in week's "Cheers" question before King of All Sports 5. "Bring back Barkley!" (For the for a little while) in the third period the week. Oh well. you spontaneously combust: Sam idiots that think we could win with and scored the go-ahead goal against The Sixers opened training camp hired "Earl" to manage the bar Hey, sports fans, I love ya! This such a divisive element on the team.) a tough Patrick Division rival. Once last week, and many of the players when Rebecca left. and he quickly week's Haven is going to be a 4. "Give the ball to Herschel!" again, Dominic Roussel had a solid are out of breath under new head became both father-figureand friend happy one--why? Well, why ask (,Nuff said.) game, and he'll have to continue to coach Doug Moe's program. He's to all the regulars. And here's this why? Anyway, yours truly, Mr. 3. "R-O-O-O-O!" (That's actually do so if the defense doesn't improve going to have them running and week's Clamer House ofChampions Etemally-Grinning-Ear-To-Ear­ a cheer for Dominic Roussel, the rapidly. (Note to defense: We're passing in a motion offense designed Rules (because we're having a Like-A-Moron-Optimist is going Flyers' goalie.) still allowing too many breakaways, to give the bangin' Eastern Division beard-growing contest and you're to look on "the bright side" in this 2. "Shoot it, Hersey!" (As if he guys.) nightmares. I recently made a bet not)/"Cheers" Trivia Question: column, wherever that may be. In doesn't want to.) But in even bigger news, how with my friend Marty that the 76ers What level of education does Sam fact, here comes one of my world­ 1. "You burns suck!" (Hey, we've about Da Iggles? They put together would win at least 35 games this Malone have. and what was the last famous Haven Top Seven Lists; got a reputation to uphold here in a really superb second half against year--there's $5 in the bank for me. grade he received in school? It's a TOP SEVEN THINGS TO YELL Philly. Remember Santa Claus? those Cowboys (who seem to be My theory is that a lot of teams are toughie, but if you (HINT) saw the AT A EAGLES, FLYERS, OR We booed him--no one is safe.) slightl y overrated now, don't they?) going to take Hawkins & Dawkins episode with Miss Purdy, you'll SIXERSGAME Speaking of sucking, as I was and made me look pretty smart for & Co. very lightly for two reasons: getiteasily. As we near the midpoint 7. "E-A-G-L-Something­ home last Friday night, I was once in my prediction. Side query: their performance last year, and the of the semester, I'll leave you now Something!" (The average Eagles sucking down that home-cookin' Why are there so many Cowboys non-success of Paul Westhead'sall­ with the immortal words of Billy fan is either too drunk or too stupid (don't you find we appreciate it a fans here in southeastern offense offense at Denver the past Joel: "You should never be a to spell--myself included.) lot more after a month or two of Pennsylvania, a good twelve states few years. We aren't going to go straight-A student; if you are, then 6. "I want to have your children, Wismer?) and watching those Flyers away from Dallas? Just wondering. far, but look for a decent year (and you think too much!" I'm Harley Eric!" (That one's for all of the beat the Joizee Devils 6-4. (See Anyway, by the time this is perhaps even the blossoming of David Rubin, and I love girls who will fall instantly in love elsewhere in this issue for "Grave published, the Eagles will probabl y Hersey Hawkins into an All-Star). parenthetical phrases (couldn't you with Eric Lindros when they see Dave's" babblings about his have beaten the Kansas City Chiefs That's about it from here. 1 guess tell?). him on the ice, not for last year's experiences at the game.) As per in a close one. I really dislike this- I should tell you the answer to last the front office's expectations, Eric