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school. Ross first made national headlines when he enrolled in chola tic EDITED BY CHRIS FILLIO Chicago's Westside Preparatory School following four years at he good news for some students at Brown University is that Creighton. In addition, a front page story in The Creightonian Dear Readers: T they will soon enjoy the convenience of a new $5.75 million identified that Ross is now suing the school for breach of contract. annex to the John Carter Brown library. The bad news, The suit charges Creighton with placing Ross in the grade school in Last week, Mike Wieber's letter to the tion" article and the "Final Word." These last our primary focus involves raising campus especially for residents of the nearby Littlefield dormitory, is that 1982 under a written contract and then failil)g to monitor his progress. readers concentrated on ways in which two probably merit some sort of an explana­ issues on three levels. We'd like to challenge they have been receiving an involuntary 6:30 a.m. wake-up call, Ross claims that such negligence led him to suffer from a severe you could get involved with Scholastic. tion. "Week in Distortion" is a series of off the administration and faculty to better serve along with the loss of some recreational area. The Brown Daily depression. The university decided to gamble on admitting Ross Now I'd like to focus more on the maga­ the wall articles written by off the wall writ­ the student and challenge the student to take Herald reported that certain students are less than enamored with the because of its good track record in helping marginal students succeed zine in general and some of the particular ers. Its sole purpose is to entertain. The a more active role in all facets of campus life, situation. "I think there's a Rhode Island law that you can only work within their limitations. Ross scored nine out of a possible 36 on his You can start by reading Scholastic cover to highlights of this issue. Don't get me "Final Word" takes on an entirely different frdm 6 a.m. to 9:30 a.m.," said Ted Hamann, ajunior head counselor ACT. ' ~Yp wrong, we're still anxious to hear from , objective, one of awareness raising. Gripes, cover. Enjoy! for one unit of the hall. "After that you're required to sit around, you. Once again, don't hesitate to call us praise, information and criticism could all smoke cigarettes, and drink Cokes for the restofthe day." University at 239-7569 Ask for Mike or Andy with Andrew H. Hilger officials maintained that the inconvenience is unavoidable in light of serve as the means to this end. 06 ~ I~ t, j any cominents, questions or criticisms. Hopefully, Scholastic is-entertaining, but Editor in Chief the need for library expansion. "I just hope it's a unit bonding .~ ," Don't be shy. experience," stated another Littlefield resident. Anyway, originally appearing in 1867, Scholastic has been through many style The "Godsey Father" is a star in a movie produced at Mercer changes over the years. Among the most University'S Atlanta campus. According to an article in the National recent involved a return to its present On-Campus Report, the movi,e entitled "Raider's of the Lost Loot: or Indiana Holmes and the Temple of Debt," depicts a hero and his format for the 1985-86 school year. This many adventures on campus before locating a secret door to the return followed a period in which Scho­ office of President R. Kirby Godsey. After scuffling with Godsey, lastic had much more of a literary focus. he finds the loot, and inherits the presidency. Two seniors at the So, in a sense, we are a relatively young school produced the 15-minute flick in an attempt to lighten the magazine with young traditions. mood about current financial troubles at the college. An ethical obligation won out over a legal one at Indiana University One such tradition involves focussing when the school decided to award Scott Raper a full, four-year on the football team before the first Statistics and notes from Spring Break '89 have for some time scholarship. The National On-Campus Report stated that the deci­ home game of every season. The Spar­ been appearing in college publications nationwide. One story in the sion was made in order to honor a contract with the student's great­ tans of Michigan State wil be paying a College Press Service reveals the best-selling t-shirt in Palm great-great-great grandfather in 1856. The ancestor was one of 68 visit on Saturday (remember: you heard Springs, Calif., is one bearing the slogan "Spring Break. Come on Bloomington residents who paid $100 for a scholarship for his male it here first) and, consequently, JonPaul vacation, leave on probation.," a reference to the renewed riots and descendants. ' Stipulations were that the grant had to be mentioned in Potts previews that particular game on problems with students on vacation at the popular spot. State police each generation's will in order to be legally binding today. However, page 8. Some news from off the field in Indiana reluctantly declined to set up additional speed traps along when one of Raper's ancestor's died without a will, the university relating to the team also appears in this 1-65 this year because schools in the state scheduled their spring opted to forego the technicality. issue. Jim Maggio details John F.oley's breaks at different times. But in Kentucky, '15 state troopers worked story of triumph and tragedy beginning overtime every weekend in March to ensure that beach-bound Students who have turned to Cliffs Notes' study guides when on page 11. speedsters receive their well deserved tickets. And by April 3, reading the classics now have the chance to browse through "Spy While news, features and sports stories Daytona police said they had arrested about 300 people on the beach Notes", a parody of the popular college student time saver. A report vary from week to week, you will soon already, mostly on drunk and disorderly charges. Furthermore, three in The Chronicle ofHigher Education said that the booklets, written find the departments section to be a hotels in the city were closed when hotel owners were slow to clean by the editors of Spy Magazine, include such features as a "master fairly consistent part of the magazine. hallways or replace damaged balcony railings. genre-in-a-nutshell comparison chart," a "simulated rap session with Each issue includes a look at bizarre the authors," and 20 steps to literary success: a flowchart." It also behavior on other campuses, music and/ Grad school or grade school? For former Creighton University includes a "slide rule" that lets readers "create a pop fiction novd of or movie reviews, a "Week in Distor- basketball player Kevin Ross, the choice was the latter-grade their own in minutes." II

2 Sept. 21, 1989 3 Scholastic

'~-~~~-'~'~'-:~--'-'-'~~-'-'~'-"~~ ~:= -~- ~ --, ';-' ' "- -' ~, .J r: :,' .-' "': ,::' , - ~_~_~ __ ~_~_~-~~~- . Letters On Other Campuses Rise and Shine! Examination of Students at Brown University get the 6 a.m. wake-up call, courtesy of bulldozers and backhoes.

school. Ross first made national headlines when he enrolled in chola tic EDITED BY CHRIS FILLIO Chicago's Westside Preparatory School following four years at he good news for some students at Brown University is that Creighton. In addition, a front page story in The Creightonian Dear Readers: T they will soon enjoy the convenience of a new $5.75 million identified that Ross is now suing the school for breach of contract. annex to the John Carter Brown library. The bad news, The suit charges Creighton with placing Ross in the grade school in Last week, Mike Wieber's letter to the tion" article and the "Final Word." These last our primary focus involves raising campus especially for residents of the nearby Littlefield dormitory, is that 1982 under a written contract and then failil)g to monitor his progress. readers concentrated on ways in which two probably merit some sort of an explana­ issues on three levels. We'd like to challenge they have been receiving an involuntary 6:30 a.m. wake-up call, Ross claims that such negligence led him to suffer from a severe you could get involved with Scholastic. tion. "Week in Distortion" is a series of off the administration and faculty to better serve along with the loss of some recreational area. The Brown Daily depression. The university decided to gamble on admitting Ross Now I'd like to focus more on the maga­ the wall articles written by off the wall writ­ the student and challenge the student to take Herald reported that certain students are less than enamored with the because of its good track record in helping marginal students succeed zine in general and some of the particular ers. Its sole purpose is to entertain. The a more active role in all facets of campus life, situation. "I think there's a Rhode Island law that you can only work within their limitations. Ross scored nine out of a possible 36 on his You can start by reading Scholastic cover to highlights of this issue. Don't get me "Final Word" takes on an entirely different frdm 6 a.m. to 9:30 a.m.," said Ted Hamann, ajunior head counselor ACT. ' ~Yp wrong, we're still anxious to hear from , objective, one of awareness raising. Gripes, cover. Enjoy! for one unit of the hall. "After that you're required to sit around, you. Once again, don't hesitate to call us praise, information and criticism could all smoke cigarettes, and drink Cokes for the restofthe day." University at 239-7569 Ask for Mike or Andy with Andrew H. Hilger officials maintained that the inconvenience is unavoidable in light of serve as the means to this end. 06 ~ I~ t, j any cominents, questions or criticisms. Hopefully, Scholastic is-entertaining, but Editor in Chief the need for library expansion. "I just hope it's a unit bonding .~ ," Don't be shy. experience," stated another Littlefield resident. Anyway, originally appearing in 1867, Scholastic has been through many style The "Godsey Father" is a star in a movie produced at Mercer changes over the years. Among the most University'S Atlanta campus. According to an article in the National recent involved a return to its present On-Campus Report, the movi,e entitled "Raider's of the Lost Loot: or Indiana Holmes and the Temple of Debt," depicts a hero and his format for the 1985-86 school year. This many adventures on campus before locating a secret door to the return followed a period in which Scho­ office of President R. Kirby Godsey. After scuffling with Godsey, lastic had much more of a literary focus. he finds the loot, and inherits the presidency. Two seniors at the So, in a sense, we are a relatively young school produced the 15-minute flick in an attempt to lighten the magazine with young traditions. mood about current financial troubles at the college. An ethical obligation won out over a legal one at Indiana University One such tradition involves focussing when the school decided to award Scott Raper a full, four-year on the football team before the first Statistics and notes from Spring Break '89 have for some time scholarship. The National On-Campus Report stated that the deci­ home game of every season. The Spar­ been appearing in college publications nationwide. One story in the sion was made in order to honor a contract with the student's great­ tans of Michigan State wil be paying a College Press Service reveals the best-selling t-shirt in Palm great-great-great grandfather in 1856. The ancestor was one of 68 visit on Saturday (remember: you heard Springs, Calif., is one bearing the slogan "Spring Break. Come on Bloomington residents who paid $100 for a scholarship for his male it here first) and, consequently, JonPaul vacation, leave on probation.," a reference to the renewed riots and descendants. ' Stipulations were that the grant had to be mentioned in Potts previews that particular game on problems with students on vacation at the popular spot. State police each generation's will in order to be legally binding today. However, page 8. Some news from off the field in Indiana reluctantly declined to set up additional speed traps along when one of Raper's ancestor's died without a will, the university relating to the team also appears in this 1-65 this year because schools in the state scheduled their spring opted to forego the technicality. issue. Jim Maggio details John F.oley's breaks at different times. But in Kentucky, '15 state troopers worked story of triumph and tragedy beginning overtime every weekend in March to ensure that beach-bound Students who have turned to Cliffs Notes' study guides when on page 11. speedsters receive their well deserved tickets. And by April 3, reading the classics now have the chance to browse through "Spy While news, features and sports stories Daytona police said they had arrested about 300 people on the beach Notes", a parody of the popular college student time saver. A report vary from week to week, you will soon already, mostly on drunk and disorderly charges. Furthermore, three in The Chronicle ofHigher Education said that the booklets, written find the departments section to be a hotels in the city were closed when hotel owners were slow to clean by the editors of Spy Magazine, include such features as a "master fairly consistent part of the magazine. hallways or replace damaged balcony railings. genre-in-a-nutshell comparison chart," a "simulated rap session with Each issue includes a look at bizarre the authors," and 20 steps to literary success: a flowchart." It also behavior on other campuses, music and/ Grad school or grade school? For former Creighton University includes a "slide rule" that lets readers "create a pop fiction novd of or movie reviews, a "Week in Distor- basketball player Kevin Ross, the choice was the latter-grade their own in minutes." II

2 Sept. 21, 1989 3 Scholastic

'~-~~~-'~'~'-:~--'-'-'~~-'-'~'-"~~ ~:= -~- ~ --, ';-' ' "- -' ~, .J r: :,' .-' "': ,::' , - ~_~_~ __ ~_~_~-~~~- . • Movies/ Kristin Ballard - Musier Karen Holderer and David Holsinger ? EET DE DO •

-BRITISH BAND PROVES THEY SALLY CAN STILL SPIN YOU ROUND

ost people associate the band titles. "Get Out Of My House", "I Don't five different sessions aired on BBC radio. Ballard examines one of this summer's more popular films M DEAD OR ALIVE with their Wanna Be Your Boyfriend", "I Cannot According to the liner notes, "Bahaus opted . 1985 hit single "You Spin Me Carry On", and" My Forbidden Lover" sum to explore 'off-the-record' ideas." Many of Round (Like A Record). That song had an in­ up side two. If you don't particularly like the tracks are merely rough drafts of songs fectious, memorable chorus that put the Liv­ dance music, you will not appreciate DOA' s released later, such as "In the Flat Field" and ally, this is Harry Bums. Harry, He claims that no man can see a woman trying to find a stable, meaningful rela­ erpudlian group in the charts all over the style. One negative aspect of "Nude" is that "Silent Hedges." Other tracks include the . this is Sally Albright." In the S as only a friend since, regardless of her tionship. world. it is almost impossible for DOA to top the now legendary cover of David Bowie's movie, "When Harry Met appearance, he always wants to sleep Dead Or Alive have set out to recapture that enormity of "You Spin Me Round". DOA "Ziggy Stardust" as well as a cover of "Night Sally ... ," Harry (Billy Crystal) and Sally with her. Writer Nora Ephron and Rob Reiner, success with the ,songs from their latest al­ haven't hit number one in theirnative Britain Time" by The Strangeloves. (Meg Ryan) nod indifferently towards who directed and co-produced "When bum "Nude". The. 12" remix of their first since March 'of 1985. Despite this fact, Of particular interest are two unreleased B­ one another, quit~ sure that their friend­ Harry has sex \yith every woman he Harry Met Sally ... ", along with Andrew American release from "Nude", "Come "Nude" is a fantastic dance album, and a sides of singles, "Departure" and "Party of ship will not last longer than the eighteen­ takcs out, leaves early after spending the Schcimen, rcmind us of the univcrsality Home With Me Baby", was rccently num ber clear message to fans that this band is ready the First Part." The latter is a modem twist on hour drive from Chicago to Ncw York. night with them, and complains about of love and friendship in a wonderfully one on Billboard's dancc chart. Thc rest of to fill America's dance floors. • the old Faust theme set to an eerie, jazz­ how women want to be held all night after creative way. The theme of the classic the tracks on "Nudc" are highly encrgizcd , parody backgrol,1nd. It tells, through narra­ As the trip progresses, thc two bccome making love. He feels that thirty sec­ "Casablanca" runs throughout this danceable songs that prove DOA are just tion superimposed over the music, the tale of more certain of this fact. Sally is thor­ onds is long enough. Sally depicts movie suggesting to us the importance beginning their assault on America's dance a young would-be singer who unknowingly oughly disgusted with her traveling com­ women as oftentimes predictable. She and timelessness of love. The short, floors. All of you terminally depressed, black-clad signs away her sour to the devil-something panion, who spits grape seeds at the car repeatedly refuses to tell Harry some­ periodic segments of married couples DOA spcnt much of the time between their Bahaus fans: rejoicel Someone remembered ' only Bahaus would try to do on a national window, criticizes hcr sex life, and makes thing personal but when he says, "Fine, telling of the events leading up to their last album of original material "Mad, Bad, the band on their ten-year anniversary. Al­ radio show. a pass at her although he is dating ht':rbest don't tell me," she opens up and tells him marriages provide humorous interrup­ And Dangerous To Know" and the recording though the masters of the gloom-and-doom It was only fair that a retrospective like friend. Harry, annoyed with Sally's everything. She also starts wearing more tions throughout the movie and give of "Nude" becoming the biggest, highest­ gothic rock underground are no longer "Swing the Heartache" should come out to matter-of-fact attitude and tcndency to . skirts and dresses when he casually men­ further insight into the relationships be­ selling band in Japan since MichaeIJackson. around, Beggars Banquet/RCA has released pay homage to the "real" gothic rock. Now take five minutes to order a meal just the tions that she looks good in them. tween the sexes. "Swing the Heartache-The BBC Sessions" that old masters like Joy Division and Bahaus - - DOA have now. mastered what lead singer way she wants it, decides they have very Women are also secn as sensitive, yet Although men and women were often Pete Bums tcrms "instant" pop songs. in recognition of this historic occasion. The have been replaced by their more easily di­ little in common. None of this matters, strong. Sally is very intense, and puts a confined to their respective stereotypes, The album opens with "Tum Around" And album, a compilation of Bahaus' broadcasts gestible offshoots, New Order and Love and. however, since Harry's theory that men lotofherselfinto herrelationships and, as the movie did not seem offensive. The : Count TO Ten", their first British single from on BBC radio from 1980 to 1983, contains Rockets, Ws good to see that someone in the and women can never be just friends a result, sometimes gets hurt. She is writer and producers did a wonderful job i "Nude" which did'not fare well in the U.K. previously unreleased songs and also differ- record business can still afford to pay atten­ dooms their friendship from the start. independent, however, and continues in taking a common subject and creating charts. Side one improves with "Give It Back ent renderings of some old favorites. . tion to the catalysts of the rock scene as it When the two college graduates arrive in just fine on her own. a unique way to express it on screen. The That Love Is Mine" and ends with one of the In 1986, Beggars Banquet put out an epic exists today. Since sugar-coated singles like New York, they end their trip with a hand­ interjections of the married couples and best songs on the album" Stop Kicking My two-volume set with most of the Bahaus "So Alive" and dance tracks by New Order shake and, "Well, have a nice-life." Much more is revealed about the way the split screen telephone convcrsations Heart Around". Side two opens with the hit catalog of their 1979-83 career. Unfortu­ are the only remnants of the old goth-rock men and women think through the other were original and addcd much to the nately, the set was quite expensive and ex­ bands, this album has managed to rise above "Come Home With Me Baby". The 12" :.-: The friendship isn't over, however, characters as well. Harry's friend Jes has movie. The actors were perfect for their remix of this song is excellent. " Nude" tremely difficult to obtain as it was released all the commercialism presently glutting the and as writer Nora Ephron develops their a hard time bclieving that Sally can have parts. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan and marks a departure for the band away from entirely on an independcnt label. The new . airwaves. The raw, primal and ever eerie relations~ip over the years, much about both good looks and a great personality. Carrie Fisher did an excellent job in producers Stock, Aitken, and Waterman compilation is not a douplc album and is Bahaus are still heard true-to-form on "Swing men, women, and how they relate with , i Something must be wrong with her since portraying their characters. Not only is (who havc produced artists such as Bananar­ widcly available. the Heartache." One final piece advice forthe II one another is revealed. Stereotypes of Harry is not interested in her sexually. "When Harry Met Sally ... " humorous am a, Rick Astley, and Donna Summer). This Although "Swing the Heartache" isn't Love and Rockets "fans" who bought the men and womcn are highly visible. Sally's best friend, Marie, played by and great entertainment, but it provokes gives DOA a sound similar to their earlier going to bring the group a throng of new cassette single of "So Alive" this summer: Through Harry we see the insensitive, Carrie Fisher, is a perfect example of the a lot of thought and can be applied to work from albums such as "Sophisticated followers, it does provide an interesting in­ don'trun outand buy this new Bahausrelcase rude and extremely sexual side of men. swinging single woman desperately many situations in everyday life. III Boom Boom~'. DOA haven't forgetten to sight into the work of this highly influential unless you know what you're getting into. include their trademark, catchy lyrics or and unique band. All of the tracks come from This album is for the devoted fan. • 4 Scholastic Sept. 21,1989 5 • Movies/ Kristin Ballard - Musier Karen Holderer and David Holsinger ? EET DE DO •

-BRITISH BAND PROVES THEY SALLY CAN STILL SPIN YOU ROUND

ost people associate the band titles. "Get Out Of My House", "I Don't five different sessions aired on BBC radio. Ballard examines one of this summer's more popular films M DEAD OR ALIVE with their Wanna Be Your Boyfriend", "I Cannot According to the liner notes, "Bahaus opted . 1985 hit single "You Spin Me Carry On", and" My Forbidden Lover" sum to explore 'off-the-record' ideas." Many of Round (Like A Record). That song had an in­ up side two. If you don't particularly like the tracks are merely rough drafts of songs fectious, memorable chorus that put the Liv­ dance music, you will not appreciate DOA' s released later, such as "In the Flat Field" and ally, this is Harry Bums. Harry, He claims that no man can see a woman trying to find a stable, meaningful rela­ erpudlian group in the charts all over the style. One negative aspect of "Nude" is that "Silent Hedges." Other tracks include the . this is Sally Albright." In the S as only a friend since, regardless of her tionship. world. it is almost impossible for DOA to top the now legendary cover of David Bowie's movie, "When Harry Met appearance, he always wants to sleep Dead Or Alive have set out to recapture that enormity of "You Spin Me Round". DOA "Ziggy Stardust" as well as a cover of "Night Sally ... ," Harry (Billy Crystal) and Sally with her. Writer Nora Ephron and Rob Reiner, success with the ,songs from their latest al­ haven't hit number one in theirnative Britain Time" by The Strangeloves. (Meg Ryan) nod indifferently towards who directed and co-produced "When bum "Nude". The. 12" remix of their first since March 'of 1985. Despite this fact, Of particular interest are two unreleased B­ one another, quit~ sure that their friend­ Harry has sex \yith every woman he Harry Met Sally ... ", along with Andrew American release from "Nude", "Come "Nude" is a fantastic dance album, and a sides of singles, "Departure" and "Party of ship will not last longer than the eighteen­ takcs out, leaves early after spending the Schcimen, rcmind us of the univcrsality Home With Me Baby", was rccently num ber clear message to fans that this band is ready the First Part." The latter is a modem twist on hour drive from Chicago to Ncw York. night with them, and complains about of love and friendship in a wonderfully one on Billboard's dancc chart. Thc rest of to fill America's dance floors. • the old Faust theme set to an eerie, jazz­ how women want to be held all night after creative way. The theme of the classic the tracks on "Nudc" are highly encrgizcd , parody backgrol,1nd. It tells, through narra­ As the trip progresses, thc two bccome making love. He feels that thirty sec­ "Casablanca" runs throughout this danceable songs that prove DOA are just tion superimposed over the music, the tale of more certain of this fact. Sally is thor­ onds is long enough. Sally depicts movie suggesting to us the importance beginning their assault on America's dance a young would-be singer who unknowingly oughly disgusted with her traveling com­ women as oftentimes predictable. She and timelessness of love. The short, floors. All of you terminally depressed, black-clad signs away her sour to the devil-something panion, who spits grape seeds at the car repeatedly refuses to tell Harry some­ periodic segments of married couples DOA spcnt much of the time between their Bahaus fans: rejoicel Someone remembered ' only Bahaus would try to do on a national window, criticizes hcr sex life, and makes thing personal but when he says, "Fine, telling of the events leading up to their last album of original material "Mad, Bad, the band on their ten-year anniversary. Al­ radio show. a pass at her although he is dating ht':rbest don't tell me," she opens up and tells him marriages provide humorous interrup­ And Dangerous To Know" and the recording though the masters of the gloom-and-doom It was only fair that a retrospective like friend. Harry, annoyed with Sally's everything. She also starts wearing more tions throughout the movie and give of "Nude" becoming the biggest, highest­ gothic rock underground are no longer "Swing the Heartache" should come out to matter-of-fact attitude and tcndency to . skirts and dresses when he casually men­ further insight into the relationships be­ selling band in Japan since MichaeIJackson. around, Beggars Banquet/RCA has released pay homage to the "real" gothic rock. Now take five minutes to order a meal just the tions that she looks good in them. tween the sexes. "Swing the Heartache-The BBC Sessions" that old masters like Joy Division and Bahaus - - DOA have now. mastered what lead singer way she wants it, decides they have very Women are also secn as sensitive, yet Although men and women were often Pete Bums tcrms "instant" pop songs. in recognition of this historic occasion. The have been replaced by their more easily di­ little in common. None of this matters, strong. Sally is very intense, and puts a confined to their respective stereotypes, The album opens with "Tum Around" And album, a compilation of Bahaus' broadcasts gestible offshoots, New Order and Love and. however, since Harry's theory that men lotofherselfinto herrelationships and, as the movie did not seem offensive. The : Count TO Ten", their first British single from on BBC radio from 1980 to 1983, contains Rockets, Ws good to see that someone in the and women can never be just friends a result, sometimes gets hurt. She is writer and producers did a wonderful job i "Nude" which did'not fare well in the U.K. previously unreleased songs and also differ- record business can still afford to pay atten­ dooms their friendship from the start. independent, however, and continues in taking a common subject and creating charts. Side one improves with "Give It Back ent renderings of some old favorites. . tion to the catalysts of the rock scene as it When the two college graduates arrive in just fine on her own. a unique way to express it on screen. The That Love Is Mine" and ends with one of the In 1986, Beggars Banquet put out an epic exists today. Since sugar-coated singles like New York, they end their trip with a hand­ interjections of the married couples and best songs on the album" Stop Kicking My two-volume set with most of the Bahaus "So Alive" and dance tracks by New Order shake and, "Well, have a nice-life." Much more is revealed about the way the split screen telephone convcrsations Heart Around". Side two opens with the hit catalog of their 1979-83 career. Unfortu­ are the only remnants of the old goth-rock men and women think through the other were original and addcd much to the nately, the set was quite expensive and ex­ bands, this album has managed to rise above "Come Home With Me Baby". The 12" :.-: The friendship isn't over, however, characters as well. Harry's friend Jes has movie. The actors were perfect for their remix of this song is excellent. " Nude" tremely difficult to obtain as it was released all the commercialism presently glutting the and as writer Nora Ephron develops their a hard time bclieving that Sally can have parts. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan and marks a departure for the band away from entirely on an independcnt label. The new . airwaves. The raw, primal and ever eerie relations~ip over the years, much about both good looks and a great personality. Carrie Fisher did an excellent job in producers Stock, Aitken, and Waterman compilation is not a douplc album and is Bahaus are still heard true-to-form on "Swing men, women, and how they relate with , i Something must be wrong with her since portraying their characters. Not only is (who havc produced artists such as Bananar­ widcly available. the Heartache." One final piece advice forthe II one another is revealed. Stereotypes of Harry is not interested in her sexually. "When Harry Met Sally ... " humorous am a, Rick Astley, and Donna Summer). This Although "Swing the Heartache" isn't Love and Rockets "fans" who bought the men and womcn are highly visible. Sally's best friend, Marie, played by and great entertainment, but it provokes gives DOA a sound similar to their earlier going to bring the group a throng of new cassette single of "So Alive" this summer: Through Harry we see the insensitive, Carrie Fisher, is a perfect example of the a lot of thought and can be applied to work from albums such as "Sophisticated followers, it does provide an interesting in­ don'trun outand buy this new Bahausrelcase rude and extremely sexual side of men. swinging single woman desperately many situations in everyday life. III Boom Boom~'. DOA haven't forgetten to sight into the work of this highly influential unless you know what you're getting into. include their trademark, catchy lyrics or and unique band. All of the tracks come from This album is for the devoted fan. • 4 Scholastic Sept. 21,1989 5 ~." , , - \. __ ~I ~ ~ '. '~;.>' "1~ ~ '; . r ,\'/>':, ,l ~ ~. "t! Week in Distortion/ Chris Carroll - Week in Distortion/ Chris Carroll scope is obviously too beautiful, too per­ smack the clock off the bedside table and and dog named Biscuit and a summer fect, too smart, too wonderful for the roll back over. But not today! Cindy's in home on the beach! Highly doubtful, but scoper. She embodies that which is simply your class so you're getting up, dammit! at least you'll get to see her and you won't unattainable. If your scope acknowledges You even try to make it there before the fall too far behind in your work. Thus, your existence as a human being in any professor begins lecturing in hopes of your class no longer seems like the excru­ way, incl uding passing "hi's" on the quad, getting a seat close to your scope. Who ciatingly boring hell it probably actually coping the then she is now an acquaintance or a friend knows, today just might be the day you is. In fact, you may even find it interest­ or your girlfriend or your r------~ ing. This just goes to show wife. some of the educational bene­ fits of having a classroom If you should be scope. lucky enough to hold the door for this divine crea­ Your scope is a per­ Classroom ture, and she purrs "Thank sonal fixation not necessarily in you," don't become too the public domain. She may be excited. She would no the one bright spot in an other­ Chris Carroll explains phenomonon known as perfect attendance· doubt thank a corpse if if did wise dismal class day; there­ the same, and so her speak­ fore, you might choose to adore ing at you is in no way a her from afar secreyly, unbe­ reflection of feeling or knownst to your other friends he's beautiful. No, check that. just maybe, Samantha What's-her-face, times. Whatever. Once you start looking, admiration. Also, an indi­ and acquaintances. On the S She is God's special gift to man, the girl you met that one time at Bridget's, you're hooked. Her presence becomes a other hand, if yuou should see particularly you; a sunset per­ will be in there. Regardless, you have the vidual may have more than magnet for your eyeballs, drawing your her in the dining hall, it's per­ sonified. When you see her choirs of ''I'm curious" mindset and are subse­ one scope a semester, but glances sporadically throughout each fectly acceptable to point her angels erupt into song, rivers cease their quently vulnerable to discovering that class. generally he favors one over out ot your buddies and say, timeless flowing, rockets burst in the air, special someone who will serve as a much the rest. Finally, a scope "See that girl? That'sqndy mountains crumble to the sea, flowers needed distraction during the many tedi­ naturally ceases to be a true As the semester progresses, Crawford. I love her." Who bloom, and all creatures of the earth ously long lectures to come. you discoveryourselfbecoming more and classroom scope when you momentarily converse in the same lan­ and she no longer share the knows, it could be that one of more conscious of your scope, compiling the persons you're talking to guage. O.K. So I'm being a bit dramatic, Perhaps you won't notice her same class. In this situation, a small list of facts on the young lady. For will know her well and intro­ but I speak of an entity familiar to most during the first class because so often you you don't see her often example, you discover through the duce you to her or something. normal college-aged males: the class­ walk in, pick up your syllabus, hear the enough to truly scope, but teacher taking attendance that her name is, But if he comments on her room scope. Naturally, I realize that ground rules and are dismissed after about you will still spot her on say, Cindy Crawford. Late one night beauty, you must firmly lay females also probably single out some ten minutes. As a matter of fact, you may following some off-campus imbibing you campus. So, now she may down the law. "Keep your eye~ innocent guy to be the temporary focus of not find her for a few weeks. But she's be referred to as the your momentarily consider asking her to your off. .. She's mine!" their distant adoration, but, because I there, and it will only be a short period of SYR, so you pick up the handy ND Direc­ "lust" or your "future wife" wasn't born a woman, I can only take a time before she catches your eye. Once or just about about anything tory and quickly learn that Cindy lives in Soon the semester man's perspective. And thus, what fol­ that happens, your undivided attention to else besides "scope" ... Walsh Hall, is from DeKalb, Illinois, and will come to a close. You'll get lows is a brief history of the common, the professor and the lectures is about as is a junior Econ major. Also, she appar­ fictional classroom lust-affair. probable as the dining hall serving some­ to appreciate your scope for one ently likes t6 wear sweater and skirt last long time during the test, thing good every day. The object of your combos, bows in her hair, Lady Stetson Having made The classroom scope exists in scoping has been determined, and there is clear the qualities of a then go your different ways. perfume, and enjoys Danielle Steele Maybe the two of you will share the mind of the scoper even before he little you can do, or probably want to do, novels, Diet Coke, raisins, folders with scope, I will continue where a class next semester. Maybe actually selects a victim. You see, it's a to dispel this infatuation. pictures of dogs on them, and drawing I left off with the fictional well known fact that at the beginning of account. A scope has the not. But at least you have her to paisley designs in her notebook. This is all thank for helping you survive each semester the subtle excitement one The genesis of scoping on a innate power to shift your you know and all you really need to know. the lectures, and for keeping feels when attending all new classes can­ particular individual is often difficult to attitude concerning classes, and may even inadvertently you from skipping on a regular not be attributed to the quality of the pinpoint. Maybe it's the way she dresses Before I go any further,· I brainwash you into enjoy­ basis. And regardless if this is professor nor the subject matter. Nope. or how she does her hair or the way she would like to clarify the characteristics of ing a subject you previously the end of the first or second What really gets your blood flowing is chews gum with her mouth open; possi­ a scope. First, and most important, a despised. For instance, semester, you will still have a wondering WHO will be in those classes. bly it's her drop-dead looks and figure scopee may be referred to by this term Ws Will buddies from your dorm be in there? comparable to the finest Sports Illustrated only so long as she and the scoper are not Friday morning, you had been out entirely finally meet her! Maybe she'll need to long break to get over your loss. And Friends from other classes? Will every­ swimsuit issue models; or perhaps she'll acquainted personally; he must know her too late the night before, and your alarm borrow a piece of paper or something and besides, next semester means new classes one be complete strangers? Or maybe, sneeze and disrupt the whole class several only superficially. Why? Because the jars you awake from an extremely deep one thing will lead to another and the two and new scopes to conquer. sleep. Normally you would probably just of you will be married and have ten kids 6 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 •7 ~." , , - \. __ ~I ~ ~ '. '~;.>' "1~ ~ '; . r ,\'/>':, ,l ~ ~. "t! Week in Distortion/ Chris Carroll - Week in Distortion/ Chris Carroll scope is obviously too beautiful, too per­ smack the clock off the bedside table and and dog named Biscuit and a summer fect, too smart, too wonderful for the roll back over. But not today! Cindy's in home on the beach! Highly doubtful, but scoper. She embodies that which is simply your class so you're getting up, dammit! at least you'll get to see her and you won't unattainable. If your scope acknowledges You even try to make it there before the fall too far behind in your work. Thus, your existence as a human being in any professor begins lecturing in hopes of your class no longer seems like the excru­ way, incl uding passing "hi's" on the quad, getting a seat close to your scope. Who ciatingly boring hell it probably actually coping the then she is now an acquaintance or a friend knows, today just might be the day you is. In fact, you may even find it interest­ or your girlfriend or your r------~ ing. This just goes to show wife. some of the educational bene­ fits of having a classroom If you should be scope. lucky enough to hold the door for this divine crea­ Your scope is a per­ Classroom ture, and she purrs "Thank sonal fixation not necessarily in you," don't become too the public domain. She may be excited. She would no the one bright spot in an other­ Chris Carroll explains phenomonon known as perfect attendance· doubt thank a corpse if if did wise dismal class day; there­ the same, and so her speak­ fore, you might choose to adore ing at you is in no way a her from afar secreyly, unbe­ reflection of feeling or knownst to your other friends he's beautiful. No, check that. just maybe, Samantha What's-her-face, times. Whatever. Once you start looking, admiration. Also, an indi­ and acquaintances. On the S She is God's special gift to man, the girl you met that one time at Bridget's, you're hooked. Her presence becomes a other hand, if yuou should see particularly you; a sunset per­ will be in there. Regardless, you have the vidual may have more than magnet for your eyeballs, drawing your her in the dining hall, it's per­ sonified. When you see her choirs of ''I'm curious" mindset and are subse­ one scope a semester, but glances sporadically throughout each fectly acceptable to point her angels erupt into song, rivers cease their quently vulnerable to discovering that class. generally he favors one over out ot your buddies and say, timeless flowing, rockets burst in the air, special someone who will serve as a much the rest. Finally, a scope "See that girl? That'sqndy mountains crumble to the sea, flowers needed distraction during the many tedi­ naturally ceases to be a true As the semester progresses, Crawford. I love her." Who bloom, and all creatures of the earth ously long lectures to come. you discoveryourselfbecoming more and classroom scope when you momentarily converse in the same lan­ and she no longer share the knows, it could be that one of more conscious of your scope, compiling the persons you're talking to guage. O.K. So I'm being a bit dramatic, Perhaps you won't notice her same class. In this situation, a small list of facts on the young lady. For will know her well and intro­ but I speak of an entity familiar to most during the first class because so often you you don't see her often example, you discover through the duce you to her or something. normal college-aged males: the class­ walk in, pick up your syllabus, hear the enough to truly scope, but teacher taking attendance that her name is, But if he comments on her room scope. Naturally, I realize that ground rules and are dismissed after about you will still spot her on say, Cindy Crawford. Late one night beauty, you must firmly lay females also probably single out some ten minutes. As a matter of fact, you may following some off-campus imbibing you campus. So, now she may down the law. "Keep your eye~ innocent guy to be the temporary focus of not find her for a few weeks. But she's be referred to as the your momentarily consider asking her to your off. .. She's mine!" their distant adoration, but, because I there, and it will only be a short period of SYR, so you pick up the handy ND Direc­ "lust" or your "future wife" wasn't born a woman, I can only take a time before she catches your eye. Once or just about about anything tory and quickly learn that Cindy lives in Soon the semester man's perspective. And thus, what fol­ that happens, your undivided attention to else besides "scope" ... Walsh Hall, is from DeKalb, Illinois, and will come to a close. You'll get lows is a brief history of the common, the professor and the lectures is about as is a junior Econ major. Also, she appar­ fictional classroom lust-affair. probable as the dining hall serving some­ to appreciate your scope for one ently likes t6 wear sweater and skirt last long time during the test, thing good every day. The object of your combos, bows in her hair, Lady Stetson Having made The classroom scope exists in scoping has been determined, and there is clear the qualities of a then go your different ways. perfume, and enjoys Danielle Steele Maybe the two of you will share the mind of the scoper even before he little you can do, or probably want to do, novels, Diet Coke, raisins, folders with scope, I will continue where a class next semester. Maybe actually selects a victim. You see, it's a to dispel this infatuation. pictures of dogs on them, and drawing I left off with the fictional well known fact that at the beginning of account. A scope has the not. But at least you have her to paisley designs in her notebook. This is all thank for helping you survive each semester the subtle excitement one The genesis of scoping on a innate power to shift your you know and all you really need to know. the lectures, and for keeping feels when attending all new classes can­ particular individual is often difficult to attitude concerning classes, and may even inadvertently you from skipping on a regular not be attributed to the quality of the pinpoint. Maybe it's the way she dresses Before I go any further,· I brainwash you into enjoy­ basis. And regardless if this is professor nor the subject matter. Nope. or how she does her hair or the way she would like to clarify the characteristics of ing a subject you previously the end of the first or second What really gets your blood flowing is chews gum with her mouth open; possi­ a scope. First, and most important, a despised. For instance, semester, you will still have a wondering WHO will be in those classes. bly it's her drop-dead looks and figure scopee may be referred to by this term Ws Will buddies from your dorm be in there? comparable to the finest Sports Illustrated only so long as she and the scoper are not Friday morning, you had been out entirely finally meet her! Maybe she'll need to long break to get over your loss. And Friends from other classes? Will every­ swimsuit issue models; or perhaps she'll acquainted personally; he must know her too late the night before, and your alarm borrow a piece of paper or something and besides, next semester means new classes one be complete strangers? Or maybe, sneeze and disrupt the whole class several only superficially. Why? Because the jars you awake from an extremely deep one thing will lead to another and the two and new scopes to conquer. sleep. Normally you would probably just of you will be married and have ten kids 6 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 •7 .. 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last year and the preseason Virginia.. favorite to capture this It won't get much easier on Saturday. The year's honor, Snow set an presence of Snow alone could prove trouble­ MSU record for tackles in some for the Notre Dame option. Alongside 1988 with 164. Snow Snow, All-Big Ten candidate Carlos Jenkins could pose plenty of prob" adds good size (6-foot-5, 215 pounds) and lems for the Irish back­ speed, while junior stands as Poi field; this man loves to hit. the quickest Spartan linebacker (4.5 second Perles is predicting Snow time in the 40-yard dash). will be Michigan State's Another matchup of interest may turn out seventh first round pick in to be Michigan State's running game versus the National Football Notre Dame's defensive line. Supposedly League draft in seven overmatched against a mammoth Michigan years, calling him "as offensive line, the Irish defense limited the and good as any linebacker in exceptional running trio of Tony Boles, the country." LeRoy Hoard and Jarrod Bunch to a com­ Snow is not the lone bined total of 85 yards. standout on the Spartan The Spartans will attack with a talented defense. Senior defensive running trio of their own. Ezor (5-foot-l0, tackle Travis Davis will 188 Ibs.) rushed for 1,496 yards in 1988, contend for All-Big Ten good for seventh in the nation. Ezor posesses and All-America honors, exceptional strength for his size and Coach eady while senior defensive end Perles calls him "pound for pound, the tough- Matt Vanderbeek returns as an All­ Big Ten honor­ able mention se- Notre Dame looks to extend win Ezor rushed for 130 yards Saturday against Miami (Ohio). lection by UPI in this team. Coach George Perles' teams have 1988. streak- to 15 in home opener always showcased strong defenses, and this The Spartan defense is further for­ year is no exception. This unit convincingly tified by a secondary returning two versus Michigan State shut down the Redskins' offense last Satur- of its four starters. Senior corner­ day, limiting them to 117 total yards. back Ventson Donelson, who re- Linebacker Percy Snow anchors the Michi- corded 55 tackles and two intercep- gan State defense. A finalist tions in 1988, is a strong candidate for All-Big Ten honors. Hard-hit­ year. ability and running skills. Inexperience may ting strong safety Harlon Barnett BY JONPAUL POTTS Granted, Miami of Ohio is not a national pose a problem in this early-season match up, also returns for his final season, power, but the Spartans bear watching. For though, as Enos saw only 36 minutes of boasting a reputation as one of he beat goes on for Lou Holtz' one, senior tailback Blake Ezor had a banner action in seven games in 1988. MSU's hardest hillers. Returning T Fighting Irish. After an explosive day against the Redskins. A 1988 All­ To compound the problem of his inexperi­ lettermen Mike laquaniello and victory over Virginia in the Kick- American Honorable Mention, Ezor ran for ence, Enos will have to work with a brand Alan Haller will add valuable expe­ off Classic, Notre Dame went up against a 130 yards on 18 carries in one half of action. new group of recievers. Last year's corps, led :;­ rience. second-ranked Michigan Wolverine squad As a team Michigan State rushed for 415 by NFL first-round pick Andre Rison, has A key match up to watch will pit this past weekend and emerged with a 24-19 yards last weekend, doing so despite the loss graduated and left the rookie quarterback to the Notre Dame rushing game victory, :thanks largely in part to Raghib to graduation of 315-pound All American, work out the kinks with a group of equally against the Michigan State line­ "Rocket" Ismail's two kickoff returns for . man-mountain offensive lineman Tony inexperienced receivers. Enos threw the ball backers. On a rainy Saturday in Ann touchdowns. Mandarich. well against Miami of Ohio, completing five Arbor, Irish head coach Lou Holtz Now Michigan State comes to town for With Bobby McAllister now taking snaps of seven passes for 78 yards. But against a played it safe and opted to run the Ncitre Dame's first home game of the 1989 in the frozen tundra that hosts the Canadian veteran, talCnted Irish secondary considered ball nearly every play. Anthony campaign. The Spartans are riding the wave Football League, the Spartans look to junior by many to be among college football's elite, Johnson shouldered much of that of a 49-0 thrashing of the Redskins of Miami quarterback Dan Enos to lead the offense. inexperience could spell disaster. burden with 20 carries for 80 yards L-...:----~~~~~;=.:=-;~.".....:c_:'_:__:_~ (Ohio, that is) and are looking to avenge a 20- Enos impressed the MSU coaching staff in as the Irish rushed 54 times for 220 Despite the Spartans' question marks on Snow could cause lots of problems for the Irish 3 loss to the Irish in Spartan Stadium last spring drills with his intelligence, throwing offense, defense may be the true strength of yards, 83 yards less than against running game.

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last year and the preseason Virginia.. favorite to capture this It won't get much easier on Saturday. The year's honor, Snow set an presence of Snow alone could prove trouble­ MSU record for tackles in some for the Notre Dame option. Alongside 1988 with 164. Snow Snow, All-Big Ten candidate Carlos Jenkins could pose plenty of prob" adds good size (6-foot-5, 215 pounds) and lems for the Irish back­ speed, while junior Dixon Edwards stands as Poi field; this man loves to hit. the quickest Spartan linebacker (4.5 second Perles is predicting Snow time in the 40-yard dash). will be Michigan State's Another matchup of interest may turn out seventh first round pick in to be Michigan State's running game versus the National Football Notre Dame's defensive line. Supposedly League draft in seven overmatched against a mammoth Michigan years, calling him "as offensive line, the Irish defense limited the and good as any linebacker in exceptional running trio of Tony Boles, the country." LeRoy Hoard and Jarrod Bunch to a com­ Snow is not the lone bined total of 85 yards. standout on the Spartan The Spartans will attack with a talented defense. Senior defensive running trio of their own. Ezor (5-foot-l0, tackle Travis Davis will 188 Ibs.) rushed for 1,496 yards in 1988, contend for All-Big Ten good for seventh in the nation. Ezor posesses and All-America honors, exceptional strength for his size and Coach eady while senior defensive end Perles calls him "pound for pound, the tough- Matt Vanderbeek returns as an All­ Big Ten honor­ able mention se- Notre Dame looks to extend win Ezor rushed for 130 yards Saturday against Miami (Ohio). lection by UPI in this team. Coach George Perles' teams have 1988. streak- to 15 in home opener always showcased strong defenses, and this The Spartan defense is further for­ year is no exception. This unit convincingly tified by a secondary returning two versus Michigan State shut down the Redskins' offense last Satur- of its four starters. Senior corner­ day, limiting them to 117 total yards. back Ventson Donelson, who re- Linebacker Percy Snow anchors the Michi- corded 55 tackles and two intercep- gan State defense. A Butkus Award finalist tions in 1988, is a strong candidate for All-Big Ten honors. Hard-hit­ year. ability and running skills. Inexperience may ting strong safety Harlon Barnett BY JONPAUL POTTS Granted, Miami of Ohio is not a national pose a problem in this early-season match up, also returns for his final season, power, but the Spartans bear watching. For though, as Enos saw only 36 minutes of boasting a reputation as one of he beat goes on for Lou Holtz' one, senior tailback Blake Ezor had a banner action in seven games in 1988. MSU's hardest hillers. Returning T Fighting Irish. After an explosive day against the Redskins. A 1988 All­ To compound the problem of his inexperi­ lettermen Mike laquaniello and victory over Virginia in the Kick- American Honorable Mention, Ezor ran for ence, Enos will have to work with a brand Alan Haller will add valuable expe­ off Classic, Notre Dame went up against a 130 yards on 18 carries in one half of action. new group of recievers. Last year's corps, led :;­ rience. second-ranked Michigan Wolverine squad As a team Michigan State rushed for 415 by NFL first-round pick Andre Rison, has A key match up to watch will pit this past weekend and emerged with a 24-19 yards last weekend, doing so despite the loss graduated and left the rookie quarterback to the Notre Dame rushing game victory, :thanks largely in part to Raghib to graduation of 315-pound All American, work out the kinks with a group of equally against the Michigan State line­ "Rocket" Ismail's two kickoff returns for . man-mountain offensive lineman Tony inexperienced receivers. Enos threw the ball backers. On a rainy Saturday in Ann touchdowns. Mandarich. well against Miami of Ohio, completing five Arbor, Irish head coach Lou Holtz Now Michigan State comes to town for With Bobby McAllister now taking snaps of seven passes for 78 yards. But against a played it safe and opted to run the Ncitre Dame's first home game of the 1989 in the frozen tundra that hosts the Canadian veteran, talCnted Irish secondary considered ball nearly every play. Anthony campaign. The Spartans are riding the wave Football League, the Spartans look to junior by many to be among college football's elite, Johnson shouldered much of that of a 49-0 thrashing of the Redskins of Miami quarterback Dan Enos to lead the offense. inexperience could spell disaster. burden with 20 carries for 80 yards L-...:----~~~~~;=.:=-;~.".....:c_:'_:__:_~ (Ohio, that is) and are looking to avenge a 20- Enos impressed the MSU coaching staff in as the Irish rushed 54 times for 220 Despite the Spartans' question marks on Snow could cause lots of problems for the Irish 3 loss to the Irish in Spartan Stadium last spring drills with his intelligence, throwing offense, defense may be the true strength of yards, 83 yards less than against running game.

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Following twenty months of physical and emotional adversity, Remember Jeff Pearson (#62)? He'll be "reunited" with his former teammates as he plays center for the Spartans. John Foley has found est play'er I've ever known." Currently will be given all it can handle by the likes of early against the Spartans, Holtz may not that there is life after ranked fourth on the all-time rushing list at Jeff AIm, Bob Dahl and All-American hesitate in turning to veteran kicker Billy MSU, he will be looking to run wild in tackle . Hackett. football Notre Dame Stadium this weekend. An intriguing subplot could be the play of As much as Holtz hates to admit it, the Irish Behind Ezor are two very capable backs, former Irish guard Jeff Pearson. Pearson, are defending national champions. Everyone Courtesy NoIre Dame Sports Information I junior Hyland Hickson and sophomore now a junior, started at guard for the Irish, is gunning for them, and Michigan State has Foley shows the look that helped him gain the nickname "Psycho." II Scott Selzer. Hickson ran for 385 yards and against the Spartans in 1987 and played for J, the added incentive of revenge for their deci· wonder what is so good in life that would 1986 as Proposition 48 kept him out of action a sparkling 5.2 average per carry in 1988. Holtz in the 1988 Cotton Bowl. He trans­ sive loss at the hands of the Irish last year in BY JIM MAGGIO compell anyone to respond this way. for his freshman season. He came back Selzer gained 339 yards and two touch­ ferred to Michigan State in 1988 and was EastLansing. Thelast thing MSU needs iri its Considering the adversity in his life since that strong in 1987 and played in 11 games, downs while playing in nine games as a forced to sit out the year. Now Pearson is a quest for a Big Ten title is a tough start similar I he student listened patiently, bid­ fateful day in Dallas in January 1988, one making his mark on special teams by leaving " redshirt freshman. Against Miami of Ohio, Spartan and was the leading contender for ,] to 1988, when they lost four of thefr first five ing time as his English professor might still wonder how the name at the top of his "Riddel" helmet insignia firmly im­ Hickson rushed seven times for 80 yards the starting center position entering fall f : games. T reviewed the course outline and that paper could belong to John Foley. planted on opposing players' jerseys. Foley ,i and a touchdown, while Selzer gained 99 ~ 1 practice in East Lansing. How he handles The Irish will have their hands full this syllabus on this typical first class session of If there was one thing that carrie easy in quickly gained a reputation as somewhat of a yards. playing across the ball from old teammate weekend, as they will every game. As coach the semester. The professor suddenly shifted Foley's life, football was it. USA Today maniac on the playing field, prompting Head 1I However, these fine statistics will mean Zorich could prove interesting. :1 Lou Holtz said following the Michigan gears and had the class jot down some per­ recognized that when they named him the Coach Lou Holtz to nickname him "Psycho." nothing against the Irish if the offensive line :i A final key to the game may be the kick­ game, "What was the final score of the sonal information on a piece of paper. When nation's top high school defensive player for "Yeah, I was kind of nuts," says Foley. "I fails to produce. This is the main area of ing game of the Irish. Freshman Craig Michigan State game? 49-0? That got my she asked them to describe what second life his stellar play atS1. Rita in Chicago' in 1985. didn't care what happened to my body; Ijust concern for Coach Perles as all but one Hentrich has done well thus far on kickoffs attention." If it got Holtz's attention, it form they would take if they had the oppor­ Notre Dame recognized it by granting the loved hitting people. We'd be watching starter from last year's standout line are and PAT's but has converted only two out should certainly impress upon the Irish play­ tunity, the student responsed without hesita­ six-foot-three, 236-pound Foley a scholar­ films and Coach Holtz would see me level gone. The only holdover, senior , of five field goal attempts on the young ers and fans that this Saturday's game will be tion. ship and a chance to live up to his reputation someone. He'd tell me, 'John, there's a is moving from guard to left tackle to re­ season, hitting a 32-yarder against Virginia no cakewalk. • "Nobody- I wouldn't change a thing." as a hard-hitting linebacker. psychiatrist outside to see you.'" place Mandarich. This unseasoned bunch and a 30-yarder last Saturday. Ifhe falters On the surface, such an answer makes one Foley's chance would be put on hold in Foley's aggressive play during the regular 10 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 11

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Following twenty months of physical and emotional adversity, Remember Jeff Pearson (#62)? He'll be "reunited" with his former teammates as he plays center for the Spartans. John Foley has found est play'er I've ever known." Currently will be given all it can handle by the likes of early against the Spartans, Holtz may not that there is life after ranked fourth on the all-time rushing list at Jeff AIm, Bob Dahl and All-American hesitate in turning to veteran kicker Billy MSU, he will be looking to run wild in tackle Chris Zorich. Hackett. football Notre Dame Stadium this weekend. An intriguing subplot could be the play of As much as Holtz hates to admit it, the Irish Behind Ezor are two very capable backs, former Irish guard Jeff Pearson. Pearson, are defending national champions. Everyone Courtesy NoIre Dame Sports Information I junior Hyland Hickson and sophomore now a junior, started at guard for the Irish, is gunning for them, and Michigan State has Foley shows the look that helped him gain the nickname "Psycho." II Scott Selzer. Hickson ran for 385 yards and against the Spartans in 1987 and played for J, the added incentive of revenge for their deci· wonder what is so good in life that would 1986 as Proposition 48 kept him out of action a sparkling 5.2 average per carry in 1988. Holtz in the 1988 Cotton Bowl. He trans­ sive loss at the hands of the Irish last year in BY JIM MAGGIO compell anyone to respond this way. for his freshman season. He came back Selzer gained 339 yards and two touch­ ferred to Michigan State in 1988 and was EastLansing. Thelast thing MSU needs iri its Considering the adversity in his life since that strong in 1987 and played in 11 games, downs while playing in nine games as a forced to sit out the year. Now Pearson is a quest for a Big Ten title is a tough start similar I he student listened patiently, bid­ fateful day in Dallas in January 1988, one making his mark on special teams by leaving " redshirt freshman. Against Miami of Ohio, Spartan and was the leading contender for ,] to 1988, when they lost four of thefr first five ing time as his English professor might still wonder how the name at the top of his "Riddel" helmet insignia firmly im­ Hickson rushed seven times for 80 yards the starting center position entering fall f : games. T reviewed the course outline and that paper could belong to John Foley. planted on opposing players' jerseys. Foley ,i and a touchdown, while Selzer gained 99 ~ 1 practice in East Lansing. How he handles The Irish will have their hands full this syllabus on this typical first class session of If there was one thing that carrie easy in quickly gained a reputation as somewhat of a yards. playing across the ball from old teammate weekend, as they will every game. As coach the semester. The professor suddenly shifted Foley's life, football was it. USA Today maniac on the playing field, prompting Head 1I However, these fine statistics will mean Zorich could prove interesting. :1 Lou Holtz said following the Michigan gears and had the class jot down some per­ recognized that when they named him the Coach Lou Holtz to nickname him "Psycho." nothing against the Irish if the offensive line :i A final key to the game may be the kick­ game, "What was the final score of the sonal information on a piece of paper. When nation's top high school defensive player for "Yeah, I was kind of nuts," says Foley. "I fails to produce. This is the main area of ing game of the Irish. Freshman Craig Michigan State game? 49-0? That got my she asked them to describe what second life his stellar play atS1. Rita in Chicago' in 1985. didn't care what happened to my body; Ijust concern for Coach Perles as all but one Hentrich has done well thus far on kickoffs attention." If it got Holtz's attention, it form they would take if they had the oppor­ Notre Dame recognized it by granting the loved hitting people. We'd be watching starter from last year's standout line are and PAT's but has converted only two out should certainly impress upon the Irish play­ tunity, the student responsed without hesita­ six-foot-three, 236-pound Foley a scholar­ films and Coach Holtz would see me level gone. The only holdover, senior Bob Kula, of five field goal attempts on the young ers and fans that this Saturday's game will be tion. ship and a chance to live up to his reputation someone. He'd tell me, 'John, there's a is moving from guard to left tackle to re­ season, hitting a 32-yarder against Virginia no cakewalk. • "Nobody- I wouldn't change a thing." as a hard-hitting linebacker. psychiatrist outside to see you.'" place Mandarich. This unseasoned bunch and a 30-yarder last Saturday. Ifhe falters On the surface, such an answer makes one Foley's chance would be put on hold in Foley's aggressive play during the regular 10 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 11

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few days, he thought. The following day that shattered his shoulder. He gave him a shot of tegically implanted in strange sensation came back. pain killer. When he saw that the shot had no Foley's right arm. The "There were these shocks shooting through effect, the doctor's complexion turned white. first test revealed signifi­ my arm," says Foley. "I figured maybe it was He looked at Foley and told him, "John, 1 cant sensory recovery, coming from my shoulder, but I didn 'tknow. think you have serious nerve damage." while the second test All I knew was that it hurt like hell." He went Foley was given one last shot to squelch nearly sent him jumping to Jim Russ, Notre Dame's Head Trainer, to the pain. He woke up four days later. out of his seat. "It hurt like see if he could prescribe something for the hell," he remembers, "but pain. Russ gave Foley some Tylenol with he following week featured a bar­ at least lfelt it." codeine and told him the pain would proba- I T rage of tests. Electronic nerve tests, Foley now set his sights bly subside in a day or two. CAT scans, and x-rays were taken on returning to the gridi­ The second day saw no improvement. , one after the other. The x-rays revealed that ron. He sat out the entire "The pain got really bad, the arm was really Foley's shoulder was cracked and wearing 1988 season to concen­ numb," he continued. "I took eight to ten away. He returned to'Chicago to let Wolin trate on serious weight Tylenol,ithurtsomuch. The codeine in them examine him. Wolin performed arthroscopic training, returning to play­ did absolutely nothing." Foley passed out surgery on his right shoulder that revealed ing shape and allowing the from the pain that night. excess deterioration in bone mass, enough to nerve injury more time to Foley's condition deteriorated further on necessitate the removal of an inch of his heal. Five days a week at the third day. From Dallas he phoned his collarbone through open surgery. four hours a clip he spent physician back in Chicago, Dr. Preston "Apparently ,the bone had been chipping trying to attain this goal. Wolin, to see ifhecould prescribe something off all season," says Foley. "Doe (Wolin) Sure enough, John Foley else; something, anything that would make couldn't understa~d how I could have played returned to the field last this pain go away. Wolin wired a prescrip­ through the pain." March to participate in tion for a strong dose of anti-inflammatory One day after Wolin removed part of his spring drills. A sprained season earned him a starting role in the Cot­ pills, the most potentavail~ble. No improve- ance in his brain that made him "freak out." collarbone, Foley astonished him further. ankle kept him from see­ ton Bowl against Texas A & M. He played ment. "I kept asking myself, 'Why don't I just Anxious to sec the effects of the operation, ing how far he had come, defensive tackle and performed well, record­ By midnight of that third day, the pain die?' If I'd had a gun, I would have killed Foley raised his arm completeI'y above his but even after this latest ing five tackles plus one for negative yard­ began overtaking him. "I started talking to myself." head. "My shoulder felt better than at any setback he remained opti­ age. ' myself, losing my mind," recalls Foley. "I After a preliminary examination, the emer· time during the season," he recalls. mistic. He still had time to But it was on special teams where he dished began punching walls, yelling and scream- gency room doctor thought that Foley had The road to rccovery would not be as get ready for fall drills and out the most punishment. On three occasions ing. 1 needed some kind of outlet." smooth. Rehabi Ii tation began one week after earn the chance to see sig­ Thomas rushed Foley to the hospital when the pain made an Aggies "wedge-breaker" tried knocking He made another emergency call to surgery as Foley worked primarily with light nificant playing time. him begin "freaking out." through the blocking wall protecting Heis­ Wolin to see what he could do. weights. Therapy helped his shouldcr tre­ Foley entered fall drills in the best physical man Trophy winner Tim Brown on kickoff Wolin prescribed Flexerol, a potent mendously, yet four months had passed and shape of his life. He carried only eight per returns. The first two times that player muscle relaxant, and told him to Foley's right bicep had practically withered cent bod y fat on a 225 -pound frame, while his wound up flat on his back, courtesy of John take only one for starters. Foley away. The collarbone surgery now became a 32-inch vertical leap and 310-pound bench Foley. took three. They didn't help. separate issue; his bicep was still paralyzed. press told the Irish coaching staff he was The third time was no charm. "My mind was lost," he says. "I The most mundane tasks still loomed monu- The Aggies apparently grew fed up with was envisioning a room full of more than ready. mental. " Or so they thought. The last thing anyone having to scrape theirplayers off the turf after people, something like we were "I couldn't write or even hold a glass of expected to give Foley trouble was a tackling Foley had gotten through with them. As dealing with at all the press and water," Foley recalls. "I would drop things dummy. Yet when he hit one during a drill Foley pursued the wedge-breaker on a sec­ publicity functions before the all the time. I mean, there was nothing left in session, he saw the writing on the wall. ond-quarter kickoff, he felt a hel met ram into game. AlII saw were people crowd- my right arm." "I hit the dummy and the arm felt like it just the right side of his neck. He never saw the Slowly but surely Foley began making ing in on me, wanting to talk to me, j,'; snapped," says Foley. "I lost all my strength. hit coming, and he never felt such a strange asking for autographs. I began progress. Notre Dame sent Foley to Cleve­ I figured that if this was going to happen kind of pain. yelling 'No! Get away from me! Ll1"&rB£ikF land to consult with Dr. John Bergfeld, the when I hit a tackling dummy, just imagine "It felt like electricity had shot from my Leave me alone!' The only person team physician for the Browns. He placed what would happen if I hit ? 300-pound neck through my right arm," says Foley. "I Foley on a therapy program that refueled who was actually in the room was IIIl,Z);0;;,2u, lineman. Right then I knew I had to hang it had no fecling in it whatsoever. I could still my fian'cee." hopes of regaining full use of his right arm. move my arm, but it juSl' went numb. It felt John's fiancee, Pamela Thomas, Two more electronic nerve tests were then up." like a piece of dead meat." had seen enough and rushed him to administered over the next eight months, Foley played the rest of the game with no the hospital at 3 o'clock that morn- I10!:S~~i:!:l __:...- __:...- __....;..~_~~ each one showing marked sensory improve­ he clock reads 9:30 on a quiet feeling in his right arm but thought nothing of ing. By this time,thepain in Foley's Courtesy Notre Dame Sports Information ment. In each of the tests, energy current.<; Thursday evening as John Foley it. Just something that would go away in a body had created a chemical imbal- Foley's injury sidelined him for the entire 1988 pulsated through roughly 20 electrodes stra- T saunters to the desk in his small season. 13 12 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989

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"It hurt like see if he could prescribe something for the hell," he remembers, "but pain. Russ gave Foley some Tylenol with he following week featured a bar­ at least lfelt it." codeine and told him the pain would proba- I T rage of tests. Electronic nerve tests, Foley now set his sights bly subside in a day or two. CAT scans, and x-rays were taken on returning to the gridi­ The second day saw no improvement. , one after the other. The x-rays revealed that ron. He sat out the entire "The pain got really bad, the arm was really Foley's shoulder was cracked and wearing 1988 season to concen­ numb," he continued. "I took eight to ten away. He returned to'Chicago to let Wolin trate on serious weight Tylenol,ithurtsomuch. The codeine in them examine him. Wolin performed arthroscopic training, returning to play­ did absolutely nothing." Foley passed out surgery on his right shoulder that revealed ing shape and allowing the from the pain that night. excess deterioration in bone mass, enough to nerve injury more time to Foley's condition deteriorated further on necessitate the removal of an inch of his heal. Five days a week at the third day. From Dallas he phoned his collarbone through open surgery. four hours a clip he spent physician back in Chicago, Dr. Preston "Apparently ,the bone had been chipping trying to attain this goal. Wolin, to see ifhecould prescribe something off all season," says Foley. "Doe (Wolin) Sure enough, John Foley else; something, anything that would make couldn't understa~d how I could have played returned to the field last this pain go away. Wolin wired a prescrip­ through the pain." March to participate in tion for a strong dose of anti-inflammatory One day after Wolin removed part of his spring drills. A sprained season earned him a starting role in the Cot­ pills, the most potentavail~ble. No improve- ance in his brain that made him "freak out." collarbone, Foley astonished him further. ankle kept him from see­ ton Bowl against Texas A & M. He played ment. "I kept asking myself, 'Why don't I just Anxious to sec the effects of the operation, ing how far he had come, defensive tackle and performed well, record­ By midnight of that third day, the pain die?' If I'd had a gun, I would have killed Foley raised his arm completeI'y above his but even after this latest ing five tackles plus one for negative yard­ began overtaking him. "I started talking to myself." head. "My shoulder felt better than at any setback he remained opti­ age. ' myself, losing my mind," recalls Foley. "I After a preliminary examination, the emer· time during the season," he recalls. mistic. He still had time to But it was on special teams where he dished began punching walls, yelling and scream- gency room doctor thought that Foley had The road to rccovery would not be as get ready for fall drills and out the most punishment. On three occasions ing. 1 needed some kind of outlet." smooth. Rehabi Ii tation began one week after earn the chance to see sig­ Thomas rushed Foley to the hospital when the pain made an Aggies "wedge-breaker" tried knocking He made another emergency call to surgery as Foley worked primarily with light nificant playing time. him begin "freaking out." through the blocking wall protecting Heis­ Wolin to see what he could do. weights. Therapy helped his shouldcr tre­ Foley entered fall drills in the best physical man Trophy winner Tim Brown on kickoff Wolin prescribed Flexerol, a potent mendously, yet four months had passed and shape of his life. He carried only eight per returns. The first two times that player muscle relaxant, and told him to Foley's right bicep had practically withered cent bod y fat on a 225 -pound frame, while his wound up flat on his back, courtesy of John take only one for starters. Foley away. The collarbone surgery now became a 32-inch vertical leap and 310-pound bench Foley. took three. They didn't help. separate issue; his bicep was still paralyzed. press told the Irish coaching staff he was The third time was no charm. "My mind was lost," he says. "I The most mundane tasks still loomed monu- The Aggies apparently grew fed up with was envisioning a room full of more than ready. mental. " Or so they thought. The last thing anyone having to scrape theirplayers off the turf after people, something like we were "I couldn't write or even hold a glass of expected to give Foley trouble was a tackling Foley had gotten through with them. As dealing with at all the press and water," Foley recalls. "I would drop things dummy. Yet when he hit one during a drill Foley pursued the wedge-breaker on a sec­ publicity functions before the all the time. I mean, there was nothing left in session, he saw the writing on the wall. ond-quarter kickoff, he felt a hel met ram into game. AlII saw were people crowd- my right arm." "I hit the dummy and the arm felt like it just the right side of his neck. He never saw the Slowly but surely Foley began making ing in on me, wanting to talk to me, j,'; snapped," says Foley. "I lost all my strength. hit coming, and he never felt such a strange asking for autographs. I began progress. Notre Dame sent Foley to Cleve­ I figured that if this was going to happen kind of pain. yelling 'No! Get away from me! Ll1"&rB£ikF land to consult with Dr. John Bergfeld, the when I hit a tackling dummy, just imagine "It felt like electricity had shot from my Leave me alone!' The only person team physician for the Browns. He placed what would happen if I hit ? 300-pound neck through my right arm," says Foley. "I Foley on a therapy program that refueled who was actually in the room was IIIl,Z);0;;,2u, lineman. Right then I knew I had to hang it had no fecling in it whatsoever. I could still my fian'cee." hopes of regaining full use of his right arm. move my arm, but it juSl' went numb. It felt John's fiancee, Pamela Thomas, Two more electronic nerve tests were then up." like a piece of dead meat." had seen enough and rushed him to administered over the next eight months, Foley played the rest of the game with no the hospital at 3 o'clock that morn- I10!:S~~i:!:l __:...- __:...- __....;..~_~~ each one showing marked sensory improve­ he clock reads 9:30 on a quiet feeling in his right arm but thought nothing of ing. By this time,thepain in Foley's Courtesy Notre Dame Sports Information ment. In each of the tests, energy current.<; Thursday evening as John Foley it. Just something that would go away in a body had created a chemical imbal- Foley's injury sidelined him for the entire 1988 pulsated through roughly 20 electrodes stra- T saunters to the desk in his small season. 13 12 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989

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to Notre Dame last year. He came in convinced he would be enrolling elsewhere. COMPILED BY BRIAN MCMAHON "I told him, 'You give me sportsweek one day and I'll have you sold on this place, ", Foley remembers. Kelchner is Sept. 29 when it hosts the National Catholic In­ now one of two blue-chip vitational. The defending champion Irish will be freshman quarterbacks who The Notre Dame volleyball team (1-6) looking to capture first place for the fourth time MALE in the ten-year history of the event. will playa big part in Notre kicked off its 1989 home schedule last week­ ATHLETE OF Dame's future. end, dropping matches to Pittsburgh, Western THE WEEK Such accomplishment Michigan and eighth-ranked Pacific at the comes as welcome gratifica­ Notre Dame Invitational. The Irish were led by M IKE The women's squad did not share in the tion to a man who has expe­ freshman ALICIA TURNER, who recorded 29 O'CONNOR: rienced such adversity. It kills, nine service aces and 21 digs, and fresh­ men's success at Georgetown, losing 17-26. LU CY NUS RALA led the Irish, finishing fourth O'Connor, a senior from Brightwater, NY, may not be quite as satisfy­ man JESSICA FIEBELKORN, who notched 24 kills, 16 digs and ten blocks. Junior setter overall in a time of 18:40. led the men's cross country team to a 22-23 ing as flattening a fullback, AMY WHITE added a team-high 84 assists. Notre Dame will look for a more balanced victory over Georgetown last week. He but Foley still counts his The Irish head south this Friday and Satur­ effort at the National Catholic Invitational, paced the Irish with a first-place finishing blessings. day, Sept. 22-23, for the LSU Tournament in where they hope to improve on last year's sixth­ time of 25:09. "Hell, had I been hit two Baton Rouge, LA. Their opponents include place finish. The field is expected to be competi­ inches to the side, I'd have Houston, 13th-ranked Oklahoma and LSU. tive with Loyola, Providence and Marquette been paralyzed," says Foley. The LS U match will be shown on tape-delay by among the participants. ''I'm lucky forwhatI'vegol. SportsChannel America at 8 p.m. Saturday. Helping with the recruiting squads begin fall play this weekend on theroad, is just a small way for me to with the men competing Sept. 22-24 in the give something back to this Notre Dame's women's soccer team (1-4) Naval Academy All-Conference Tournament place. I'm getting a great Last week the Irish traveled to Georgetown saw its losing streak reach four games last week, at Annapolis, MD. The women head to Syracuse, NY for the SUnity Life Tennis Clas­ education and the chance to for dual meet competition against the Hoyas. falling 1-0 to Minnesota at home and 4-0 at Mar­ sic Sept. 22-24. do greater things in the fu­ Senior captain MIKE O'CONNOR won the quette. The loss to Minnesota was the frrst for the team at home in two years. Men's coach Bob Bayliss will take four ture. What more could I ask meet in a time of 25:09 while pacing Notre Dame to a 22-23 victory. TOM O'ROURKE The Irish hope to reverse their losing ways freshmen and four veterans in order to evaluate for? Notre Dame has done and RYAN CAHILL placed second and third, during an upcoming ten-game homestand, his young talent and allow his regulars a chance so much for me it's incred­ to get back in form after the offseason. For frrst respectively, each with times of 25:22. which gets underway with three games in six ible. year women's coach Jay Louderback, the Freshman J.T. BURKE, competing in his nights starting Friday, Sept. 22 versus Michigan "Even though I'm no State. The Irish then play Louisville on Sunday weekend will afford him an opportunity to first collegiate event; placed fourth for lhe longer playing, I get more and Lake Forest on Tuesday. evaluate his young, talented squad against top and more encouragement Irish and seventh overall. competition . Foley n k d" Mari Okuda Notre Dame begins its home season Friday, •OW wor s Ih~ently as an assistant to Recruiting Coordinator Vinny Cerrato. everyday from my team­ mates, coaches and friends. dorm r?~m, the golden light f;om the dome of the team," says Foley. "I wanted to hel They know how much it hurts me to not play. Last weekend the Notre Dame women's golf ~~l~. ;~s~~le thr~Ugh'lthe small bay window. recruit because I had a story to tell the: But they rcally care, show a lot of love. If team registered a combined score of 684 to place The Notre Dame men's soccer team im­ I roug a pi e of papers and books something that goes beyond football" ' FEMALE d they could sacrifice anything to just get me tenth in a strong field of 20 at the Illinois State proved its record to 3-2 overall and 3-0 in the an pulls out a blue planner H . ATHLETE OF "I 't d . : . e spends upwards of ten hours per week healthy again, they would." Invitational. Notre Dame was led by senior cap­ Midwestern Collegiate Conference last week wn e own everythmg m thiS thing" h h . THE WEEK with a 1-0 victory at Marquette. Senior keeper ex lains "If I' . . ' e on t e telephone, makmg arrangements to He won't soon forget what he still has tain ROBERTA BRYER, who shot 169 for the DANNY LYONS recorded his frrst shutout of ofi.,,' m not organIzed, I get ticked speak t~recruits. Another four to five hours going for him. One look at his National two rounds. ALICIA The Irish travel to the University of Indian­ the season and 14th of his career, while junior H' I ... he dedIcates to preparation gathering per Championship ring reinforces his belief in TURNER: apolis Sept. 21 to compete in the Lady Grey­ midfielder TOM CONNAGHAN scored the stil:s sonal data famiIiarizidg himself with Notre Dame and the people who have played :e~~~~; :~i~~~~e.~~~~g~a~~ ~Oley a~d Turner, a fresh­ hound Invitational at Sarah Shank Municipal lone Irish goal to lead the squad. such a positive role in his life. ball. The blue planner is chock full of Ph:t~ ~~~:~~spect~e sl~ ofNo~e Da~~' s future. man from San Golf Course. Notre Dame finished fourth in this The Irish travel to Loyola on Wednesday, "Sec this?" says Foley, pointing to the three numbers, personal memos, and' other as- at it " mg an se mg.~ he, s,defmltely good Diego, CA, added to her team-leading sta­ Sept. 20 before returning home to play Michi­ words engraved on his ring and entrenched in gan State on Friday and Marquette on Sunday. sorted information that aids him in his job as good j~~YS .~e;ato. !'Ie s always done a tistics last weekend, compiling 29 kills, his soul. "TRUST, LOVE and COM­ Loyola and Marquette are MCC opponents. av~ assiSClant to Head Recruiting Coordinator And onW~ther ~:ey~r~t~~~lga~ee bdaoYasSt'''s a nine service aces and 21 digs for the MITTMENT. That'sneverbeen so true. It's mny errato. . women's volleyball team at the Notre "Even though I k I ld seven-for-seven streak of signing recruits made a believer out of me." .. new cou no longer ass' d h' Dame Invitational. The performance The Notre Dame men's and women's tennis play, I told Coach (Holtz) I wanted to be part fre~~~ean ~~kel~~lc~~;r ~~~' hfs°~~~c~:~l~i~~ brought her'season totals to 80 kills, 17 service aces and 69 digs. 14 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 15 _ ~ , ' ( .' . , : .J . - '" .' .' f ~ '" ' .' • ' .' , Sports .. Sports to Notre Dame last year. He came in convinced he would be enrolling elsewhere. COMPILED BY BRIAN MCMAHON "I told him, 'You give me sportsweek one day and I'll have you sold on this place, ", Foley remembers. Kelchner is Sept. 29 when it hosts the National Catholic In­ now one of two blue-chip vitational. The defending champion Irish will be freshman quarterbacks who The Notre Dame volleyball team (1-6) looking to capture first place for the fourth time MALE in the ten-year history of the event. will playa big part in Notre kicked off its 1989 home schedule last week­ ATHLETE OF Dame's future. end, dropping matches to Pittsburgh, Western THE WEEK Such accomplishment Michigan and eighth-ranked Pacific at the comes as welcome gratifica­ Notre Dame Invitational. The Irish were led by M IKE The women's squad did not share in the tion to a man who has expe­ freshman ALICIA TURNER, who recorded 29 O'CONNOR: rienced such adversity. It kills, nine service aces and 21 digs, and fresh­ men's success at Georgetown, losing 17-26. LU CY NUS RALA led the Irish, finishing fourth O'Connor, a senior from Brightwater, NY, may not be quite as satisfy­ man JESSICA FIEBELKORN, who notched 24 kills, 16 digs and ten blocks. Junior setter overall in a time of 18:40. led the men's cross country team to a 22-23 ing as flattening a fullback, AMY WHITE added a team-high 84 assists. Notre Dame will look for a more balanced victory over Georgetown last week. He but Foley still counts his The Irish head south this Friday and Satur­ effort at the National Catholic Invitational, paced the Irish with a first-place finishing blessings. day, Sept. 22-23, for the LSU Tournament in where they hope to improve on last year's sixth­ time of 25:09. "Hell, had I been hit two Baton Rouge, LA. Their opponents include place finish. The field is expected to be competi­ inches to the side, I'd have Houston, 13th-ranked Oklahoma and LSU. tive with Loyola, Providence and Marquette been paralyzed," says Foley. The LS U match will be shown on tape-delay by among the participants. ''I'm lucky forwhatI'vegol. SportsChannel America at 8 p.m. Saturday. Helping with the recruiting squads begin fall play this weekend on theroad, is just a small way for me to with the men competing Sept. 22-24 in the give something back to this Notre Dame's women's soccer team (1-4) Naval Academy All-Conference Tournament place. I'm getting a great Last week the Irish traveled to Georgetown saw its losing streak reach four games last week, at Annapolis, MD. The women head to Syracuse, NY for the SUnity Life Tennis Clas­ education and the chance to for dual meet competition against the Hoyas. falling 1-0 to Minnesota at home and 4-0 at Mar­ sic Sept. 22-24. do greater things in the fu­ Senior captain MIKE O'CONNOR won the quette. The loss to Minnesota was the frrst for the team at home in two years. Men's coach Bob Bayliss will take four ture. What more could I ask meet in a time of 25:09 while pacing Notre Dame to a 22-23 victory. TOM O'ROURKE The Irish hope to reverse their losing ways freshmen and four veterans in order to evaluate for? Notre Dame has done and RYAN CAHILL placed second and third, during an upcoming ten-game homestand, his young talent and allow his regulars a chance so much for me it's incred­ to get back in form after the offseason. For frrst respectively, each with times of 25:22. which gets underway with three games in six ible. year women's coach Jay Louderback, the Freshman J.T. BURKE, competing in his nights starting Friday, Sept. 22 versus Michigan "Even though I'm no State. The Irish then play Louisville on Sunday weekend will afford him an opportunity to first collegiate event; placed fourth for lhe longer playing, I get more and Lake Forest on Tuesday. evaluate his young, talented squad against top and more encouragement Irish and seventh overall. competition . Foley n k d" Mari Okuda Notre Dame begins its home season Friday, •OW wor s Ih~ently as an assistant to Recruiting Coordinator Vinny Cerrato. everyday from my team­ mates, coaches and friends. dorm r?~m, the golden light f;om the dome of the team," says Foley. "I wanted to hel They know how much it hurts me to not play. Last weekend the Notre Dame women's golf ~~l~. ;~s~~le thr~Ugh'lthe small bay window. recruit because I had a story to tell the: But they rcally care, show a lot of love. If team registered a combined score of 684 to place The Notre Dame men's soccer team im­ I roug a pi e of papers and books something that goes beyond football" ' FEMALE d they could sacrifice anything to just get me tenth in a strong field of 20 at the Illinois State proved its record to 3-2 overall and 3-0 in the an pulls out a blue planner H . ATHLETE OF "I 't d . : . e spends upwards of ten hours per week healthy again, they would." Invitational. Notre Dame was led by senior cap­ Midwestern Collegiate Conference last week wn e own everythmg m thiS thing" h h . THE WEEK with a 1-0 victory at Marquette. Senior keeper ex lains "If I' . . ' e on t e telephone, makmg arrangements to He won't soon forget what he still has tain ROBERTA BRYER, who shot 169 for the DANNY LYONS recorded his frrst shutout of ofi.,,' m not organIzed, I get ticked speak t~recruits. Another four to five hours going for him. One look at his National two rounds. ALICIA The Irish travel to the University of Indian­ the season and 14th of his career, while junior H' I ... he dedIcates to preparation gathering per Championship ring reinforces his belief in TURNER: apolis Sept. 21 to compete in the Lady Grey­ midfielder TOM CONNAGHAN scored the stil:s sonal data famiIiarizidg himself with Notre Dame and the people who have played :e~~~~; :~i~~~~e.~~~~g~a~~ ~Oley a~d Turner, a fresh­ hound Invitational at Sarah Shank Municipal lone Irish goal to lead the squad. such a positive role in his life. ball. The blue planner is chock full of Ph:t~ ~~~:~~spect~e sl~ ofNo~e Da~~' s future. man from San Golf Course. Notre Dame finished fourth in this The Irish travel to Loyola on Wednesday, "Sec this?" says Foley, pointing to the three numbers, personal memos, and' other as- at it " mg an se mg.~ he, s,defmltely good Diego, CA, added to her team-leading sta­ Sept. 20 before returning home to play Michi­ words engraved on his ring and entrenched in gan State on Friday and Marquette on Sunday. sorted information that aids him in his job as good j~~YS .~e;ato. !'Ie s always done a tistics last weekend, compiling 29 kills, his soul. "TRUST, LOVE and COM­ Loyola and Marquette are MCC opponents. av~ assiSClant to Head Recruiting Coordinator And onW~ther ~:ey~r~t~~~lga~ee bdaoYasSt'''s a nine service aces and 21 digs for the MITTMENT. That'sneverbeen so true. It's mny errato. . women's volleyball team at the Notre "Even though I k I ld seven-for-seven streak of signing recruits made a believer out of me." .. new cou no longer ass' d h' Dame Invitational. The performance The Notre Dame men's and women's tennis play, I told Coach (Holtz) I wanted to be part fre~~~ean ~~kel~~lc~~;r ~~~' hfs°~~~c~:~l~i~~ brought her'season totals to 80 kills, 17 service aces and 69 digs. 14 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 15 .. Features Features - - select as a spouse. "The family is where we been changes: only thirteen per cent of all keeping the definition of "family" broad experience the greatest joys as well as the families have a husband who works, a wife rather than exclusive. Included in his ex­ greatest sorrows," said Aldous. "It is where panded definition of "family" are the resi­ we get our companionship, feelings of dence hall and the university community as a being important, and where, if we want to whole. "We hear so much about the Notre quote Shakespeare, 'the ravelled sleeve of Dame family," said Smith. "One of the care gets knitted.' It's not in sleep; it's in things we'll try to do this year is live this your family." Aldous points out that the concept as much as possible." tendency toward family life is so strong that it emerges even in celibate communities, As many students face decisions where the mother superior or abbot plays about lifestyles, families and careers, Smith the parental role. feels the Year of the Family will make these • choices more informed and, hopefully, eas­ "Families have changed a good ier. Providing this information, however, deal and continue to change a lot," said may provoke the discussion of some difficult air Aldous. Indeed, statistical comparison issues. Throughout all discussions in the shows radical differences betwecn the coming year, Smith hopes that his personal family of today and the family of ten years philosophy, that "a family, in whatever its ago. In the late 1970's there were fewer form, really encompasses both positive and Notre Dame celebrates the year of the family children living in divorced and step-parent negative aspects; it is important for us to look families. Threc-fifths of the children born who keeps house, and children under the age at them both," can be heeded. He also warns in the early 1980!s will, before they reach of eighteen. that participants should not expect to agree

BY KATE MANUEL made a presentation entitled "Experiencing essence, form a family, and the mentally the age of God's Love in Care and Community" to handicapped are gi ven "a place to call home eighteen, interested students and faculty. Father after having spent years in institutions," spend at The University of Notre Dame pro­ said Nouwen. least one claimed last year as the year of Cultural year in a Diversity. This year, the university examines Dr. Roland Smith, Jr., executive single-par­ something a little closer to home. As con­ assistant to Father Malloy, chairs the steer­ ent family. cerns for traditional values continue their ing committee for the Year of the Familv Because national resurgence, the families of "The and sees two main factors behind the desig­ two-thirds to Cosby Show" and "Roseanne" top the tele­ e nation ofl989-90as the YearoftheFamily. three­ vision ratings charts and critics decry the First, Smith said that there is "the sense that fourths of all disintegration of American home life, the the family is under siege," a crisis that divorced in­ Notre Dame 1989 academic year has been seems to have undermined the family and dividuals proclaimed th~ Year of the Family. later re­ r its values. The task force on marriage and commitment, commissioned by Fr. Malloy marry, one­ Families come in all varieties, shortly after he assumed the office of presi­ third of these however, and many are not the idealized dent, indirectly provides the second reason. early 80's television image of mother, father, two chil­ Smith said that this task force gained so children are dren (a boy and a girl, naturally), a faithful many insights and provoked so many ques­ going to be dog, and a brown, wood-paneled station ily tions that "Father Malloy wanted to try to living with a wagon. In designating the 1989-90 academic focus on these issues." step-parent year as the, Year of the Family, Notre Dame in a looks not only at the nuclear family of the "blended past but also at the love and concern mani­ Dr. Joan Aldous, a member of family." fested by "other" types of families. Notre Dame's sociology department and Over twenty director of family studies, believes that the per cent of The first official event of the Year importance of "family" can hardly be over­ of the Family featured just such a non-tradi­ In order to initiate dialogue and on everything. Arguments debating whether Nouwen describes L' Arche as "a network of estimated. "Every year should be a Year of u.S. children live in poverty, mainly be­ tional community. On September 7 Father stimulate greater awareness on the part of the Notre Dame is a true family are expected to communities where the mentally handi­ the Family," said Aldous. Most people cause the incomebrought in by theirsingle, Henri Nouwen and fellow-members of the faculty, staff and students, Smith said that he force an examination of the university com­ capped and their assistants try to live together grow up in families that influence what working parent is not enough. Even among L'Arche Daybreak cOlTlmunity in Canada and his fellow committee members plan on munity, while personal reflections and deci- in the spirit of the beatitudes." Members, in they chose as a profession and whom they families that have two parents there have 16 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 17

------~--- .. Features Features - - select as a spouse. "The family is where we been changes: only thirteen per cent of all keeping the definition of "family" broad experience the greatest joys as well as the families have a husband who works, a wife rather than exclusive. Included in his ex­ greatest sorrows," said Aldous. "It is where panded definition of "family" are the resi­ we get our companionship, feelings of dence hall and the university community as a being important, and where, if we want to whole. "We hear so much about the Notre quote Shakespeare, 'the ravelled sleeve of Dame family," said Smith. "One of the care gets knitted.' It's not in sleep; it's in things we'll try to do this year is live this your family." Aldous points out that the concept as much as possible." tendency toward family life is so strong that it emerges even in celibate communities, As many students face decisions where the mother superior or abbot plays about lifestyles, families and careers, Smith the parental role. feels the Year of the Family will make these • choices more informed and, hopefully, eas­ "Families have changed a good ier. Providing this information, however, deal and continue to change a lot," said may provoke the discussion of some difficult air Aldous. Indeed, statistical comparison issues. Throughout all discussions in the shows radical differences betwecn the coming year, Smith hopes that his personal family of today and the family of ten years philosophy, that "a family, in whatever its ago. In the late 1970's there were fewer form, really encompasses both positive and Notre Dame celebrates the year of the family children living in divorced and step-parent negative aspects; it is important for us to look families. Threc-fifths of the children born who keeps house, and children under the age at them both," can be heeded. He also warns in the early 1980!s will, before they reach of eighteen. that participants should not expect to agree

BY KATE MANUEL made a presentation entitled "Experiencing essence, form a family, and the mentally the age of God's Love in Care and Community" to handicapped are gi ven "a place to call home eighteen, interested students and faculty. Father after having spent years in institutions," spend at The University of Notre Dame pro­ said Nouwen. least one claimed last year as the year of Cultural year in a Diversity. This year, the university examines Dr. Roland Smith, Jr., executive single-par­ something a little closer to home. As con­ assistant to Father Malloy, chairs the steer­ ent family. cerns for traditional values continue their ing committee for the Year of the Familv Because national resurgence, the families of "The and sees two main factors behind the desig­ two-thirds to Cosby Show" and "Roseanne" top the tele­ e nation ofl989-90as the YearoftheFamily. three­ vision ratings charts and critics decry the First, Smith said that there is "the sense that fourths of all disintegration of American home life, the the family is under siege," a crisis that divorced in­ Notre Dame 1989 academic year has been seems to have undermined the family and dividuals proclaimed th~ Year of the Family. later re­ r its values. The task force on marriage and commitment, commissioned by Fr. Malloy marry, one­ Families come in all varieties, shortly after he assumed the office of presi­ third of these however, and many are not the idealized dent, indirectly provides the second reason. early 80's television image of mother, father, two chil­ Smith said that this task force gained so children are dren (a boy and a girl, naturally), a faithful many insights and provoked so many ques­ going to be dog, and a brown, wood-paneled station ily tions that "Father Malloy wanted to try to living with a wagon. In designating the 1989-90 academic focus on these issues." step-parent year as the, Year of the Family, Notre Dame in a looks not only at the nuclear family of the "blended past but also at the love and concern mani­ Dr. Joan Aldous, a member of family." fested by "other" types of families. Notre Dame's sociology department and Over twenty director of family studies, believes that the per cent of The first official event of the Year importance of "family" can hardly be over­ of the Family featured just such a non-tradi­ In order to initiate dialogue and on everything. Arguments debating whether Nouwen describes L' Arche as "a network of estimated. "Every year should be a Year of u.S. children live in poverty, mainly be­ tional community. On September 7 Father stimulate greater awareness on the part of the Notre Dame is a true family are expected to communities where the mentally handi­ the Family," said Aldous. Most people cause the incomebrought in by theirsingle, Henri Nouwen and fellow-members of the faculty, staff and students, Smith said that he force an examination of the university com­ capped and their assistants try to live together grow up in families that influence what working parent is not enough. Even among L'Arche Daybreak cOlTlmunity in Canada and his fellow committee members plan on munity, while personal reflections and deci- in the spirit of the beatitudes." Members, in they chose as a profession and whom they families that have two parents there have 16 Scholastic Sept. 21, 1989 17

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sions on issues like day care, divorce, and additional calls from departments and or­ care for the elderly will also be difficult. ganizations." People take "ownership" by planning activities, and Smith said that the basic policy is "if they think its a good thing The steering commi ttee for the Year for the family, we say 'yes.'" of the Family, seventeen individuals chosen by Father Malloy from the faculty, staff and Many organizations have already student body, quickly established seven taken an active role in the Year of the Famil y. Scholastic, it's not just subcategories to serve as guidelines. Health The presentation by Father Nouwen was jointly sponsored by the Intellectual Com­ mittee of the Student Union Board, KnOll Hall, the Center for Social Concerns, Hall Presidents' Council, and student govern­ for dinner any. more. ment. Non-Varsity Athletics held a "Fun for the Family" tennis clinic at the Courtney Tennis Center on September 9. Other activi­ ties to be sponsored by NV A area family golf day and a bowling party. The men's and women's swim meets will be open to families at no charge.

A series of stop smoking seminars will be conducted by University Health Serv­ ices and the American Cancer Society. The Program of Liberal Studies will host guest lecturers speaking on a variety of topics, including "Legislation and Family Values" and "St. Augustine on Marriage." Campus Ministry, the education department of Saint Mary's College, the University Counseling Center, and Notre Dame Security have also care, dependent care, preparation for chang­ scheduled presentations throughout the year. ing lifestyles, "special projects," families in The proposal of small matching grants for crisis, the family in cultural diversity, and ideas pursued at the residence hall level has values, ethics and religion in fam ilies will all been proposed but not fin~lized. be examined. "Many of the things we are talking about overlap the categories we Those involved in the Year of the have," Smith said. Divorce, for example, Family hope to create an atmosphere where could be a topic of both "preparation for members of the Notre Dame community are changing lifestyles" and "families in crisis." encouraged to examine the definition of The subcategories do create natural openings "family" an.d fit it into their lives. "We're for subcommittees, and subcommittees will looking atthis year as a start, not just as a year bring about the involvement of more indi­ in and ofitself," said Smith. Justas last year's viduals than the initial seventeen. theme of Cultural Diversity has been incor­ porated into this year's family theme by Smith emphasizes that the commit­ examining the role of the family in cultural tee he heads acts as a contact group, but is not diversity, Smith hopes that ideas and values . designed to create and implement all the from the Year of the Family will be included activities. "If it goes well, we will not get all in some way in the themes of future years. the credit; ifitgoespoorly, we should not get "Families are important every day of the all the blame," said Smith. "Because the week," Aldous said. "We really ought to be topics are broad enough that there could be doing more to make it easier for the family." several events going on at the same time for different audiences, each day we're getting 18 • Sept. 21, 1989 19 Scholastic • _II ~ 1· I ! Features sions on issues like day care, divorce, and additional calls from departments and or­ care for the elderly will also be difficult. ganizations." People take "ownership" by planning activities, and Smith said that the basic policy is "if they think its a good thing The steering commi ttee for the Year for the family, we say 'yes.'" of the Family, seventeen individuals chosen by Father Malloy from the faculty, staff and Many organizations have already student body, quickly established seven taken an active role in the Year of the Famil y. Scholastic, it's not just subcategories to serve as guidelines. Health The presentation by Father Nouwen was jointly sponsored by the Intellectual Com­ mittee of the Student Union Board, KnOll Hall, the Center for Social Concerns, Hall Presidents' Council, and student govern­ for dinner any. more. ment. Non-Varsity Athletics held a "Fun for the Family" tennis clinic at the Courtney Tennis Center on September 9. Other activi­ ties to be sponsored by NV A area family golf day and a bowling party. The men's and women's swim meets will be open to families at no charge.

A series of stop smoking seminars will be conducted by University Health Serv­ ices and the American Cancer Society. The Program of Liberal Studies will host guest lecturers speaking on a variety of topics, including "Legislation and Family Values" and "St. Augustine on Marriage." Campus Ministry, the education department of Saint Mary's College, the University Counseling Center, and Notre Dame Security have also care, dependent care, preparation for chang­ scheduled presentations throughout the year. ing lifestyles, "special projects," families in The proposal of small matching grants for crisis, the family in cultural diversity, and ideas pursued at the residence hall level has values, ethics and religion in fam ilies will all been proposed but not fin~lized. be examined. "Many of the things we are talking about overlap the categories we Those involved in the Year of the have," Smith said. Divorce, for example, Family hope to create an atmosphere where could be a topic of both "preparation for members of the Notre Dame community are changing lifestyles" and "families in crisis." encouraged to examine the definition of The subcategories do create natural openings "family" an.d fit it into their lives. "We're for subcommittees, and subcommittees will looking atthis year as a start, not just as a year bring about the involvement of more indi­ in and ofitself," said Smith. Justas last year's viduals than the initial seventeen. theme of Cultural Diversity has been incor­ porated into this year's family theme by Smith emphasizes that the commit­ examining the role of the family in cultural tee he heads acts as a contact group, but is not diversity, Smith hopes that ideas and values . designed to create and implement all the from the Year of the Family will be included activities. "If it goes well, we will not get all in some way in the themes of future years. the credit; ifitgoespoorly, we should not get "Families are important every day of the all the blame," said Smith. "Because the week," Aldous said. "We really ought to be topics are broad enough that there could be doing more to make it easier for the family." several events going on at the same time for different audiences, each day we're getting 18 • Sept. 21, 1989 19 Scholastic c

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CLASS NEWS "Some recent results on deficient val­ ues and Qcficient functions," by Pro­ SPORTS fessor Lo Yang, Chinese Academy of Junior Class Beacon Bowl. No Charge Foreign Service Series: informal Science. Coffee, Room 201 at..4:00. for buses. Buses leave Main Circle at meetings with students interested in Lecture, Room 226 Math Building at Women's Golf. Lady Greyhound In­ 9:00 P.M. Return at Midnight. foreign service, with David and Mar- 4:30. Sponsored by the Deprtment of vitational at University ofIndianapo­ jorie Ransom. Room 307 Mathematics lis. Indianapolis, Indiana 11 :00 A.M. O'Shaughnessy. Sponsorred by FRID AY, SEPT. 22 Hesburgh Program; co-sponsored with SUB. 9:30-11:30 AM. FILM LECTURES SPORTS LECTURES I J' ! "Eight Men Out," Annennberg Audi­ torium. Admission $2.00 7:30 and The Public Service Series: Foreign Volleyball. LSU Tournament at Foreign Service Lecture, "Changing 9:45 P.M. Service Lecture, "The Current Baton Rouge. All Day Arab Cultures," Marjorie Ransom. Situation in the Arabian Peninsula," Room 131 Decio. Sponsored by by David Ranson, Foreign Service Hesburgh Program; co-sponsored Officer, Office Director, Arabian Men's Tennis, Navy National All­ with departments of Anthropology, SATURDAY, SEPT. 23 Peninsula Affairs, United States Conference Tournament at Anapolis, Government and International Stud­ Department of State. Room 115 Maryland. 9:00 AM. ies, and Middle East Studies Program. O'Shaughnessy. Sponsored by the 2:30P.M. Hesburgh Program of Public Serv­ ice; co-sponsored with the Depart­ Tennis. Saint Mary's College versus SPORTS ment of Government and Interna- Anderson College. 3:30 P.M. tional Studies. 2:45 P.M. i Year of the Family Series lecture, "The f. American Family and Federal Policy: Volleyball. LSU tournament at Ba­ Women's Soccer. Notre Dame vs. Recipe for Disaster or Opportunity for ton Rouge, all day. "Biodegradable Plastics,"by Dr. Pe­ Michigan State. 5:00 P.M. Renaissance?" by Mr. Thomas Long, ter F. Strom, Department of Environ­ Executive Counsel and Health Policy mental Sciences, Rutgers University. Advisor. for U.S. Senator Daniel Room 120 Cushing Hall. Sponsored Men's Soccer. Notre Dame versus CoatesofIndiana. Hayes-Healy Audi­ Football. Notre Dame versus Michi­ by Department of Civil Engineering. Michigan State. 7:30 P.M. torium. Sponsored by the Program of gan State 2:30 p.m. 4:10P.M. Liberal Studies. 3:00 P.M.

Foreign Service Lecture, "Making the Dual Career Family Work: Per­ SUNDAY, SEPT. 24 spectives from the Foreign Service," by Marjorie Ann Ransom, Foreign Service Officer, Executive Assistant to the Counselor, United States Infor­ SPORTS mation Agency, and David Ransom. Room 122 Hayes- Healy. Sponsored by the Hesburgh Program in Public Service; co-sponsored with the Yeru; Women's Soccer. Notre Dame versus of the Family; Gender Studies Pro­ Louisville 10:00 AM. gram and the Student Union Board. 8:00P.M.

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CLASS NEWS "Some recent results on deficient val­ ues and Qcficient functions," by Pro­ SPORTS fessor Lo Yang, Chinese Academy of Junior Class Beacon Bowl. No Charge Foreign Service Series: informal Science. Coffee, Room 201 at..4:00. for buses. Buses leave Main Circle at meetings with students interested in Lecture, Room 226 Math Building at Women's Golf. Lady Greyhound In­ 9:00 P.M. Return at Midnight. foreign service, with David and Mar- 4:30. Sponsored by the Deprtment of vitational at University ofIndianapo­ jorie Ransom. Room 307 Mathematics lis. Indianapolis, Indiana 11 :00 A.M. O'Shaughnessy. Sponsorred by FRID AY, SEPT. 22 Hesburgh Program; co-sponsored with SUB. 9:30-11:30 AM. FILM LECTURES SPORTS LECTURES I J' ! "Eight Men Out," Annennberg Audi­ torium. Admission $2.00 7:30 and The Public Service Series: Foreign Volleyball. LSU Tournament at Foreign Service Lecture, "Changing 9:45 P.M. Service Lecture, "The Current Baton Rouge. All Day Arab Cultures," Marjorie Ransom. Situation in the Arabian Peninsula," Room 131 Decio. Sponsored by by David Ranson, Foreign Service Hesburgh Program; co-sponsored Officer, Office Director, Arabian Men's Tennis, Navy National All­ with departments of Anthropology, SATURDAY, SEPT. 23 Peninsula Affairs, United States Conference Tournament at Anapolis, Government and International Stud­ Department of State. Room 115 Maryland. 9:00 AM. ies, and Middle East Studies Program. O'Shaughnessy. Sponsored by the 2:30P.M. Hesburgh Program of Public Serv­ ice; co-sponsored with the Depart­ Tennis. Saint Mary's College versus SPORTS ment of Government and Interna- Anderson College. 3:30 P.M. tional Studies. 2:45 P.M. i Year of the Family Series lecture, "The f. American Family and Federal Policy: Volleyball. LSU tournament at Ba­ Women's Soccer. Notre Dame vs. Recipe for Disaster or Opportunity for ton Rouge, all day. "Biodegradable Plastics,"by Dr. Pe­ Michigan State. 5:00 P.M. Renaissance?" by Mr. Thomas Long, ter F. Strom, Department of Environ­ Executive Counsel and Health Policy mental Sciences, Rutgers University. Advisor. for U.S. Senator Daniel Room 120 Cushing Hall. Sponsored Men's Soccer. Notre Dame versus CoatesofIndiana. Hayes-Healy Audi­ Football. Notre Dame versus Michi­ by Department of Civil Engineering. Michigan State. 7:30 P.M. torium. Sponsored by the Program of gan State 2:30 p.m. 4:10P.M. Liberal Studies. 3:00 P.M.

Foreign Service Lecture, "Making the Dual Career Family Work: Per­ SUNDAY, SEPT. 24 spectives from the Foreign Service," by Marjorie Ann Ransom, Foreign Service Officer, Executive Assistant to the Counselor, United States Infor­ SPORTS mation Agency, and David Ransom. Room 122 Hayes- Healy. Sponsored by the Hesburgh Program in Public Service; co-sponsored with the Yeru; Women's Soccer. Notre Dame versus of the Family; Gender Studies Pro­ Louisville 10:00 AM. gram and the Student Union Board. 8:00P.M.

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I I I ENI II II III TICKET REVISIONS ECESSARY ' nyone who went to Michigan last weekend to see the Irish Have You Gotten Your Mug Shot Yet? A dismantle the Wolverines will attest to the fact that the Notre Dame experience is not simply bookwork and SYR fiascos, it's an adventure in big business. Herds of drenched Domers stood huddled outside Michigan Stadium trying to find tickets to the game. For this reason, Scholastic believes that a revision is needed in the area of student . , ticket distribution [or away football games. THiS ~S ABSOLUTELY Y- UR l SI Do not be deceived by the stories of affordable tickets by kickoff. Although tickets did drop to as low as $15 dollars before game time, it was the rain and not the number of interested fans that forced the prices down. Had the sun come out at 1:00, Dooley's would have emptied, forcingticket prices sky high. ,'- } Alumni preference for away football games is not a new thing, nor is it necessarily bad. It at least gives present students the hope that they will get to see their alma mater playa game ortwo in years to come. Yet, the number of tickets available to current students is clearly variable depending on the game. The ticket office must come up with an appropriate ratio of tickets for students and 'alumni so that both groups of fans know what to expect.

Last season, students got first crack at tickets for the Fiesta Bowl, and ,,' ... : many deserving alumni were unable to see the game. Yet, it seemed a rather childish punishment to give students only 4% of the Michigan allotment. September 25 through September 29 Let's grow up and bury the hatchet. After all, we both cheer for the same team. Scholastic proposes that this issue be addressed by a committee made up

Room 108 LaFortune of elected student leaders, SUB, representatives of the alumni, and ticket .; . ..-: . " office officials. The distribution obviously cannot be handled by the ticket MWF 10:00-6:00 P.M. office alone if it is to be done fairly. TT 12:00-8:00 P.M. ! SPONSORED. BY THE DOME -Scholastic

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I I I ENI II II III TICKET REVISIONS ECESSARY ' nyone who went to Michigan last weekend to see the Irish Have You Gotten Your Mug Shot Yet? A dismantle the Wolverines will attest to the fact that the Notre Dame experience is not simply bookwork and SYR fiascos, it's an adventure in big business. Herds of drenched Domers stood huddled outside Michigan Stadium trying to find tickets to the game. For this reason, Scholastic believes that a revision is needed in the area of student . , ticket distribution [or away football games. THiS ~S ABSOLUTELY Y- UR l SI Do not be deceived by the stories of affordable tickets by kickoff. Although tickets did drop to as low as $15 dollars before game time, it was the rain and not the number of interested fans that forced the prices down. Had the sun come out at 1:00, Dooley's would have emptied, forcingticket prices sky high. ,'- } Alumni preference for away football games is not a new thing, nor is it necessarily bad. It at least gives present students the hope that they will get to see their alma mater playa game ortwo in years to come. Yet, the number of tickets available to current students is clearly variable depending on the game. The ticket office must come up with an appropriate ratio of tickets for students and 'alumni so that both groups of fans know what to expect.

Last season, students got first crack at tickets for the Fiesta Bowl, and ,,' ... : many deserving alumni were unable to see the game. Yet, it seemed a rather childish punishment to give students only 4% of the Michigan allotment. September 25 through September 29 Let's grow up and bury the hatchet. After all, we both cheer for the same team. Scholastic proposes that this issue be addressed by a committee made up

Room 108 LaFortune of elected student leaders, SUB, representatives of the alumni, and ticket .; . ..-: . " office officials. The distribution obviously cannot be handled by the ticket MWF 10:00-6:00 P.M. office alone if it is to be done fairly. TT 12:00-8:00 P.M. ! SPONSORED. BY THE DOME -Scholastic

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• 1 THIS MEANS YOUII . , b top l.,1 FE IN ©l'189 B~ MAiT HE..L~ G1 The final word about what? accent supposed to be seduc­ lO T 0 When did I get it into my head tive? Try closing your eyes, ELVES '""Z. that I could write the final word about next time, and picture Mel SNOOT~ £ P. t>liB\,IC S!:RVtte A!JNOO~(tM€.n- WI-\lN~ SURL~ ~ anything? As a sophomore, I don't think Gibson explaining deriva­ 0 '"... I've been around long enough for that. tives while you lie in his lap, J) .;; There's so much I'd love to gripe about, drinking something non-alcoholic. (We these opportunities. It's not too late to ~ such as the recent rise in the crime rate. all know that DuLac comes straight from join, so contact someone and tell them if There's even more that I'd like to praise. God and should rule our lives, yes?) ~ you're interested. They'd love to hear l> I've chosen to write about that, because How about Social Psychology: Notre from you so, take advantage of the situ­ i

the one thing that I hate most about Notre Dame's own lecture room/ sauna? Face ation. en...'" !'; Dame is the people who complain about it, the stories about your freshman Co it all the time. Why don't y'all just classes are gold when it comes to being That leads me into my next topic, ma­ '"rn V\'" transfer, okay? funny at the traditional Notre Dame jors. IfI haven't tried or considered every ... GRUOC,~ .. Social Gathering. major by the time I've graduated, its be­ TPtUN~ UNRcJL.~ MOCKO Where to begin? Ah, I guess I'll remi­ cause I don't know about it. Right now it S ,,.J.1 - '" nisce about freshman year. I don't know What amazes me most about Notre looks like a double major in Theater and - - about all of you freshmen but my first Dame is the amount of activities and stu­ Philosophy with a concentration in Indi­ roommate and I got along well enough dent involvement we have. Freshman vidual and Family Development. Ask me for one semester, but if we'd had to stay year, I was bombarded with flyers from again next week, I'm sure I'll have together for two, there may have been different groups who wanted me to join changed my mind. A little bit of advice my some bloodshed. Roommates teach you them. There's social awareness, music, mother gave me this summer: open up a a lot about yourself, such as what ~ theatre, sports, literary journals of all copy of the Bulletin of Information (You annoys you. Even better, they teach you kinds, and so much more. If a person had can get it in the Administration Building) how strong a person you are. You learn no classes, they would still not have and read itas if you've never seen it before. SC01'N~ I='REN'2.'j U'L~ HATEFUL 6'TE~ to cope with disagreements in a more enough time to do everything. At least I If you're confused about choosing a ma­ adult fashion. You learn to share, to know that I wouldn't. I'd love to try jor, that's the first place to look. That's 4-"'-''' respect other people's private property, crew, working full-time at Scholastic, where I found my concentration and I and to give in sometimes, even if it hurts. singing in the Gospel Choir, the Liturgi­ think those classes are the best I've taken. Living in those great, big spacious rooms cal Choir, going on a Notre Dame En­ I've got one last thing to get off my chest. in Keenan, I know. Your roommate, counter, acting in plays at Washington I think the people at Notre Dame are some good or bad, is always around you, and Hall, working with the handicapped, of the most friendly people I know. Just making the best of your situation' teaches being a Big Brother, working on the walking down the sidewalk, I can smile you to grow. Summer Service Project, going on the and say hello to anybody, and they'll re­ Urban Plunge, doing independent study spond just as pleasantly. When Monk Freshman classes aren't that bad, ei­ in the art, theatre, sociology, and theol­ talks about the Notre Dame family, its not OIL~ UNH/N6E~ EXCESS IVEl.'1 HAPP~ ther. Iloved my Humanities seminar. It's ogy departments, going to prayer meet­ just hype, it's true. not every class that you get a grade for ings with the Holy Cross Fathers. arguing with the prof and throwing tem­ There's so much and I can't do half of it, Oh, no. I'm rambling. If there's per tantrums. Calculus wasn't horrible. not even a quarter. We're lucky to have one thing I hate... •

24 . Scholastic b top l.,1 FE IN ©l'189 B~ MAiT HE..L~ G1 The final word about what? accent supposed to be seduc­ lO T 0 When did I get it into my head tive? Try closing your eyes, ELVES '""Z. that I could write the final word about next time, and picture Mel SNOOT~ £ P. t>liB\,IC S!:RVtte A!JNOO~(tM€.n- WI-\lN~ SURL~ ~ anything? As a sophomore, I don't think Gibson explaining deriva­ 0 '"... I've been around long enough for that. tives while you lie in his lap, J) .;; There's so much I'd love to gripe about, drinking something non-alcoholic. (We these opportunities. It's not too late to ~ such as the recent rise in the crime rate. all know that DuLac comes straight from join, so contact someone and tell them if There's even more that I'd like to praise. God and should rule our lives, yes?) ~ you're interested. They'd love to hear l> I've chosen to write about that, because How about Social Psychology: Notre from you so, take advantage of the situ­ i the one thing that I hate most about Notre Dame's own lecture room/ sauna? Face ation. en...'" !'; Dame is the people who complain about it, the stories about your freshman Co it all the time. Why don't y'all just classes are gold when it comes to being That leads me into my next topic, ma­ '"rn V\'" transfer, okay? funny at the traditional Notre Dame jors. IfI haven't tried or considered every ... GRUOC,~ .. Social Gathering. major by the time I've graduated, its be­ TPtUN~ UNRcJL.~ MOCKO Where to begin? Ah, I guess I'll remi­ cause I don't know about it. Right now it S ,,.J.1 - '" nisce about freshman year. I don't know What amazes me most about Notre looks like a double major in Theater and - - about all of you freshmen but my first Dame is the amount of activities and stu­ Philosophy with a concentration in Indi­ roommate and I got along well enough dent involvement we have. Freshman vidual and Family Development. Ask me for one semester, but if we'd had to stay year, I was bombarded with flyers from again next week, I'm sure I'll have together for two, there may have been different groups who wanted me to join changed my mind. A little bit of advice my some bloodshed. Roommates teach you them. There's social awareness, music, mother gave me this summer: open up a a lot about yourself, such as what ~ theatre, sports, literary journals of all copy of the Bulletin of Information (You annoys you. Even better, they teach you kinds, and so much more. If a person had can get it in the Administration Building) how strong a person you are. You learn no classes, they would still not have and read itas if you've never seen it before. SC01'N~ I='REN'2.'j U'L~ HATEFUL 6'TE~ to cope with disagreements in a more enough time to do everything. At least I If you're confused about choosing a ma­ adult fashion. You learn to share, to know that I wouldn't. I'd love to try jor, that's the first place to look. That's 4-"'-''' respect other people's private property, crew, working full-time at Scholastic, where I found my concentration and I and to give in sometimes, even if it hurts. singing in the Gospel Choir, the Liturgi­ think those classes are the best I've taken. Living in those great, big spacious rooms cal Choir, going on a Notre Dame En­ I've got one last thing to get off my chest. in Keenan, I know. Your roommate, counter, acting in plays at Washington I think the people at Notre Dame are some good or bad, is always around you, and Hall, working with the handicapped, of the most friendly people I know. Just making the best of your situation' teaches being a Big Brother, working on the walking down the sidewalk, I can smile you to grow. Summer Service Project, going on the and say hello to anybody, and they'll re­ Urban Plunge, doing independent study spond just as pleasantly. When Monk Freshman classes aren't that bad, ei­ in the art, theatre, sociology, and theol­ talks about the Notre Dame family, its not OIL~ UNH/N6E~ EXCESS IVEl.'1 HAPP~ ther. Iloved my Humanities seminar. It's ogy departments, going to prayer meet­ just hype, it's true. not every class that you get a grade for ings with the Holy Cross Fathers. arguing with the prof and throwing tem­ There's so much and I can't do half of it, Oh, no. I'm rambling. If there's per tantrums. Calculus wasn't horrible. not even a quarter. We're lucky to have one thing I hate... •

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