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-SS \oi.r,x Friday, January 30, 1981 No. 30 Campus bank hikes fees By CINDY ELMORE THE VNB policy is statewide. National Bank has increased its minimum VNB also recently announced a $1 charge monthly balance requirements for free checking. for cashing checks not drawn on its bank, This is the second VNB policy change within as many effective Feb. 1 for its branch at James months that increases costs for students using its Madison University. branch located in the Warren University Union. "They're changing their policies so it's Currently, the only service charge is $2 for average harder to bank with them," said Chuck monthly balances below $200. But effective March 1, Cunningham, Student Government this rate will increase to $3. Association president. "We're going to take For accounts averaging $200-$399, the monthly some action. If there's no change by Feb. 2, service charge will be $2, and for accounts averaging we'll try to change their lease." $400 or more, there is no service charge. VNB's lease to locate in the WUU comes "It certainly has nothing to do with JMU," said up for renewal in April and, according to Ronald Hilton, manager of VNB Harrisonburg offices. Cunningham, an informal university "These charges have been looked into for many committee has been established to in- months before this—at least as far back as last sum- vestigate the lease. "We're going to look at mer." what conditions will 'be required," he said, adding that he is sure other area banks would be interested in leasing the WUU location, since most university and student organization accounts are with the VNB branch. HILTON SAID he is not worried about the renewal of the VNB lease. "When people come to a bank, they think that if we charge them, we shouldn't be. But if we operate a bank at JMU or anywhere, we have to make a profit on that operation, or we might as well not be there." Cunningham encouraged students who wish to avoid the VNB checking account service charges to open accounts with Massanutten Bank and Trust, with branches located in Harrisonburg. MBT does not have Photo by Mill* »l.vlm (Continued on Page 8) CLOUDS provide a varied background for the Wilson Hall cupola. 'Birth control JMU remains as one of few schools

Photo bv Ye -.a^..- . VNB's lease to locate a branch in the Warren lacking contraceptive prescriptions University Union comes up for renewal in April. By CINDY ELMORE Health services officials at Tech and ODU deny Alleged murder attempt Although student demand for contraceptive that the addition of contraceptive services has prescriptions is not evident at James Madison increased costs to students. "It's no additional University, it remains the only major state- cost because we don't provide the actual con- Ellison hearing set supported institution in Virginia whose health traceptives themselves—just the prescriptions, center does not provide this service. said Carol Simpkins, administrator of the ODU By DONNA SIZEMORE "There's just not enough personnel over there to Health Center. Simpkins added that prescriptions A March date has been set for Hie preliminary give it out. You would have to hike up the student are provided by one part-time gynecologist and hearing of Kimberly Ellison, who was charged last fees; you would have to hire more doctors," said several nurse practitioners at ODU. < month with attempting to murder her newborn baby Dr. Walter Zirkle. attending gynecologist at the At Tech, "It has not increased our costs because in Shorts Hall. JMU Health Center. we had the gynecologist before," said Dr. Charles According to Commonwealth Attorney David "It's a matter, if the whole student body wants Schiffert, director of Student Health Services Walsh, the court will decide at the hearing if there is to pick up the bill." there. probable cause to send the case to the grand jury. Most American colleges and universities do JMU's Health Center currently employs four Ellison, a former James Madison University provide contraceptive services to their students, part-time gynecologists. student, gave birth to the baby in early December. said Elsie Sullivan, of the U.S. Department of Schiffert added, "I had to work on it 10 years," Commenting on the amount of time before the Health and Human Services. "We have even put before contraceptive prescriptions could be hearing is scheduled, Walsh said, "There are a federal money into some," she said, adding that provided there. number of things that need to be done on both sides in government grants are available. "We would The decision to implement a policy for con- a normal case. "This is a little n\ore complicated that certainly encourage student health services to traceptive care at Tech grew out of a 1978 student a normal case."*- provide it." government study and subsequent proposal. The Walsh said the case is being heard in Juvenille and Health centers at Old Dominion University, the proposal was supported by Tech President Domestic Relations Court because the victim (the University of Virginia, Virginia Commonwealth William Lavery, and the Board of Visitors' baby) is under 18. University, the College of William and Mary and, response was to give the ultimate decision to Walsh would not comment on the whereabouts of since May 1979, Virginia Tech, all provide con- Student Health Services officials. the baby. traceptive prescriptions to female students. At all five institutions, attendance at a group counseling ONE GYNECOLOGIST and one female session or lecture on human sexuality and birth physician perform most gynecological work at control methods is required before perscriptions Tech, Schiffert said. are given. Also, the prescriptions must be filled The birth control prescriptions are "quite a Inside. •. off-campus at the student's expense. necessity" at Tech, Schiffert added. "It is —A rash of intramural football injuries may bring something all the women wanted. But most the elimination of the program here. See Sports, PRESCRIPTIONS are necessary to obtain birth universities in the state of Virginia are con- page 14. control pills, intrauterine devices (IUDs) and servative and are worried about their con- diaphragms. According to Zirkle, no physician stituents Our Board of Visitors never were —Elvis Costello and Squeeze took a capacity should prescribe them without an examination, receptive about it." audience at Va. Tech by storm Tuesday night. See which he said costs about $25 when performed by a Newly-appointed JMU Board of Visitors Folio review, page 10. . private physician. 'Continued on Page 8) »Y SG A cites proposed constitution's problems Senate loses quorum; discussion on amendments delayed By CHRIS WARD by the executive council to up and is out of order, I expect typing, printing and A resolution that the SGA After one semester ana draw funds from the SGA him to stand up and rule on distributing of the constitution sponsor the First Annual several weeks into the next, operating account. The that," Davison continued. "I by the Constitutional February Festival on Feb. 13 the Student Government present method simply calls guess some people are Revisions Committee before in honor of St. Valentine's Association finally has a new for two signatures from the worried that if the any revisions are acted upon Day; "proposed" constitution. But treasurer and any Executive parliamentarian becomes too by the senate until each Isabel Gumming, Food there may be problems, ac- Council member. involved with the senate, he senator has a copy of the Services Advisory Commitee cording to some members of "There's no reason for won't be impartial." constitution; chairman, reported that The the Executive Council. that," Snead said. "If However, Davison added A bill of opinion, passed Eatery will no longer be open Constitutional % Revisions something comes up and you that he is sure Thomas will unanimously by the senate, for dinner beginning next Committee chairman Mark can't get the council together, "continue to be impartial." urging the state that funds be week. The Steak House, Kline presented the amend- you can't do anything. Your In other SGA business: retained for the operation of however, will be open every ments to last year's con- hands are tied." A proposed- resolution to the Anthony Seeger Campus night beginning Feb. 6, she stitution to the senate Another amendment that have as its first activity, the School; said. Tuesday. The senate had concerned some of the intended to go over the con- council, deals with the duties stitution and its amendments and powers of the and the new by-laws but lost parliamentarian, the member quorum (two-thirds of the of the Senate who interprets senate membership) near the the constitution and helps with end of the meeting and had to legislative decisions during adjourn. senate meetings.

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With some exceptions, the In the proposed constitution, amendments were confined to the parliamentarian would changes in terminology. But become a "non-voting, ex- it is with the other changes, officio member" of both the such as the treasurer's duties, Constitutional Revisons that the Executive Council Committee and the Elections may have some qualms. Committee. One particular amendment Both Cunningham and takes away the treasurer's Snead expressed reservations power to vote in the Finance about these new powers, Committee. The treasurer saying that the parliamen- now serves "ex off icio" or as tarian should "remain im- an advisor but also has voting partial" rather than become privi ledges too involved with the senate's "The treasurer is the most committees. knowlegeable person on the THE CURRENT committee on the budget. It's parliamentarian, Ben not a good idea to take away Thomas, was very involved in his vote," said SGA president the Constitutional Revisions Chuck Cunningham. Committee meetings and on the designing of the new STEVE SNEAD, ad- constitution, according to ministrative vice president, Cunningham and Snead. agreed. "He (Thomas) was "A vote carries a lot more initiating a lot of the new weight than just standing up measures," said Snead. and speaking," Snead said, But Cunningham noted that adding that "if other mem- the SGA was "trying to stress bers see how the tresurer impartiality" in the role of the Artwuser-BuschInc. Si Lous. Brewm of BuckneOri..MKhelab..*Ajcnetob, URht Nm*M ujpM and 5Uvi. Beet votes maybe they will also parliamentarian. "The vote with him because of his parliamentarian should have knowledge about the budget. no biases and rule one way or Mark Davison, legislative another on the con- vice-president, asserted that stitutionality of something," JOHN D. BLAND CO., INC. change in the treasurer's he said. RT. 11 NORTH, P.O. BOX880 • VERONA. VIRGINIA 24482 power "may have the hardest Both Snead and Cun- time passing" of the amend- ningham noted that when PHONE (703)248-8131 ments. Thomas was hired, "an ability "I could see how the to remain impartial" was an treasurer would want to be a "important consideration." voting member (of the finance But Davison had "mixed BUSCH. MM committee), and in the past, I feelings" about the proposed think the treasurer was given amendment. m voting power to avoid ties," "One of the reasons the Budweiser. MICHELOB. Davison said. constitution was not intact this But Davison implied that year was because the the treasurer's primary duty parliamentarian did not should be to advise the finance advise on what should be committee rather than ac- done," he noted. tually jontro' n SGA trea-T. bill Sunk "THAT IS why this year I was unavailable »or comment felt that because Ben (Thomas) knows Robert's SNEAD ALSO complained Rules of Order, he should help about an amendment which advise. would require a majority vote "But if a friend of his stands '

!''■.«. -II.. , Friday, January 30, 1961, Page 3 Nursing program cooperative between university and state BY VICKY BLANN participants in the program question it will be answered." It's early, morning as two were selected from 39 ap- The only male student in the sleepy-eyed roommates wake plicants by university faculty. program, Robert Raab, said, and dress. Donna Smith is They were judged according "I feel because of the putting on jeans while Anita to grade-point average and program's size that we are a Peden is putting on her white general college performance, more cohesive group." uniform. Both bid farewell Dake said. Maureen Perlman and go off to classes. Smith Students begin work in their graduated from JMU in 1975 heads toward Burruss Hall, junior year and spend two with a public health degree. "I while Peden walk> to years taking nursing courses. like the program because I Rockingham Memorial Required classes are in feel we are seen as in- Hospital to spend class time in microbiology, chemistry, dividuals, not as one in clinical work. physics and physiology. To many," she said. "I feel the Peden is one of the 24 remain in the program, program has a positive future students currently enrolled in nursing students must based on the positive feedback the James Madison Univer- maintain a GPA of 2.0 or we have recieved from staff sity nursing program. better and must earn at least a members. They seem to be "The idea to have a nursing program at JMU has been in the making for years," said 'I ha ve no doubt that the nursing Dr. Marcia Dake, head of the nursing department here. program will be able to compete Rockingham Memorial Hospital once operated a with any program in the state' school for nurses, but it closed with the last graduating class in January 1977. The new JMU nursing C in each nursing course. very receptive." program is state funded and is "Each student is required to Students gain practical a cooperative between the take 12 hours of nursing experience by working in the university and the hospital. courses each semester, "Dake hospital and in other health said. "Six of these hours for care facilities such as The university will seek full Wxrto by J SckaKkmbtfrtw accreditation by the Virginia entering the nursing program. Camelot Nursing Home, M Peden commented, "I Sunnyside Presbyterian NURSING STUDENT Patsy Mayer checks the pake of a dummy State Board of Nursing, after at Rockingham Memorial Hospital. all aspects in the operation applied and was accepted to Home and King's Daughter are perfected, according to other schools, but I liked the Hospital in Staunton. Dake. Accreditation wUl idea of this program. I love it At these facilities, the coincide with the first because we all know each nursing students learn skills faculty members, including will take a nttie time to take graduating class in 1962. other. We receive a lot of such as checking for vital graduates from Penn State the total curriculum and The students elected class individual attention. In each signs, taking blood presure, University, Wilkes College develop it in the best possible officers and are working to class the ratio (of student to charting patients' records and and the University of Penn- way. But, I have no doubt that become a member of the State teacher) is like 8-1 compared learning how to take care of sylvania. the nursing program will be Nursing Association. The 24 to most schools which have a basic human needs. "The staff is very ex- able to compete with any 100-1 ratio. I know if I have a Classes are taught by four perienced," Dake said. "It program in the state." OCR accepts JMU proposal to fix handicapped violations By JENNIFER YOUNG making buildings accessible, but for the The Office of Civil Rights has accepted the programs to be accessible." university's alternative solution regarding OCR cited 23 buildings on campus that alleged violations of inadequate handicapped violated Section 504 but most of the buildings facilities here. lacked only an elevator. Therefore, Mundy A revised transition plan report was drawn noted, certain classes could be moved to up by the university in October which listed another location that would be more easily high priority projects that would be done and accessible to the handicapped student their completion dates, according to Dr. John Although the alternative plan was Mundy, director of administrative affairs acknowledged, OCR will closely monitor the here. university to ensure the measures JMU still The OCR had charged James Madison must take toward full compliance with Section University with several violations of Section 504 are completed as stated in the reports. 504 of the Rehabilitation Act The university's OCR's monitoring activity may include transition report corrected the violations cited, future on-site visits to the university, but such regarding the handicappeds' accessibility to visits will be known ahead of time, Mundy said. academic programs and student services.

OCR REQUESTS that these project com- pletion reports be sent in September 1981 and July 1982. These reports will include structural as well as non-structural, projects. Repairing all the alleged violations, such as the lack of elevators in buildings with two or three floors, water fountains located too high and unmodified bathrooms and dorms would have cost the university $503,000, Mundy said. But because JMU only was appropriated $217,000 in this area for the 1981-1982 biennium, JMU's response to OCR was to complete $170,000 in high priority projects, Mundy said. "We will not install any elevators in any of the buildings, but we will make smaller modifications in many buildings," Mundy said. For example, in Hoffman, Chandler, Gifford, Eagle and Cleveland Halls, water fountains Ptwlo Oy Carl W. CostenMder will be lowered and the dorms and restrooms will be modified for the handicapped, Mundy THE OFFICE OF CIVIL RIGHTS has accepted the university's noted. alternative solution regarding handicapped violations. However, OCR will carefully monitor the university to ensure it works "OCR TENDS to work towards physical I towards full compliance . ■ • ■ ■ • » r • ' • ».9.9 »*>vrffi<»»»v»*igt«ii«f• S»«*»i)««i , accessibility'and not program accessibility,''- he added. "The laws are not directed toward WholL:'^hmlth ttretted -*• •-*• f -» • **■ Super Person week set

By KATHY KOROLKOFF The development of a KEEP YOUR TAN ALL YEAR 'ROUND! person's emotional, physical, spirtiual and psychological health is the primary goal of SPECIAL TO JMU STUDENTS... Super Person week. The third annual Super 2 People For S40 Person activities dealing with •wholwUc health" will be held (20 Visits Per Person} from March 29 through April 3 on the James Madison University campus. * field are scheduled throughout physically, but emotionally, 51 Court Square 434-9469 "The week will include the week. Professors from spiritually and workshops and opportunities JMU and local residents will psychologically as well," for people to participate in also lecture and provide in- Gonzalez said. experiences which are formation on nutrition, structured around the concept relationship building and life Past Super Person Weeks of total wellness," said Teresa planning. have featured programs on Gonzalez, psychologist at the love, fitness, family, yoga, Counseling Center. THREE TO four programs religion, sex and food. TheBodu Shaft The week will begin with a are held each day with most Gonzalez said she expects a Tha total* ■wilding On TIM CoJrt Sewn 2 North Main St.. Hormonbu.9 hike along the Skyline Drive located in Warren University strong turnout from faculty Op." Thunday and Friday NiahH III « p.m. and continue with a film Union. The week is sponsored and students and publicity Open Dally 10 A M to 5 31 P.M. festival with movies on health by the Student Affairs from local radio and television MaatT Caiaraa and Vha related topics such as Division with counselors from stations. smoking, exercise and diet. the center acting as guides "The response has been According to Gonzalez, fun and workers. excellent in past years. We The Winter Clearance Continues activities such as a pool party "It really does focus around had about 2,000 participants and games on the stadium a person that is whole, not just the last two years," she said. Large Group of Hours: II flO ant - 9 : 30 bin Ladies Jeans & Cords SM - Tiutu II 00 cm - 10 : 30 but $4.99 to $29.75 Reg.$20to$56 Fti - Sat Students don't forget your Ladybevi, Tom Boy, Call Days Evenlnjs & Weekends bD is good for a 15 per cent liscount on all regular price (804)285-3414 orders /l^jj.-nitr ___ Including: OlorlaVanderbilt, KAPLAN Classes In RumbleSeats, BillBlass, Educational Center Charlottesville Organically Grown TEST PREPARATION SPECIALISTS SINCE 1938 5001W. Broad St. ^,1 »a.|^c7 Men's & Ladies Sweaters, We are something else!' Richmond, VA 23230 fffrffrgr, Velours & Flannel Shirts 25 to 50% off WERNER'S Parly Package Store Men's Down Vests 915 S-High St. 434-6595 Pile Lined Michelob Super Premium Bottles 6 pk. 2.59 Corduroy & Denim Jackets Budweiser Natural Light Bottles 2.19 1/2 PRICE Old Milwaukee Party Pac 12/12 3.69 Tuborg Gold "Go for the Gold" 1.79 Values to $65 NOW $24-3250 Moosehead Canadian Import 2.99 Budweiser and Busch Longnecks Case 24 7.99 Blue Ribbon Premium Longneck (24) 6.49 C£0UD9 PARTY KEGS 7 \ /«& 15 gals. 66 EastMkt. St. 2 12.95 Blue Ribbon 7 V gal.FREE ICE (20 lbs.) BEADED CURTAINS, Budweiser7 V2 gal. FREE ICE (20 lb.) 19.95 TAPESTRIES, * Budweiser 15 gal. FREE ICE (4 bags 40 lbs.) 31.95 1 Busch 15 aal.FREE ICE (4bags 40lbs.) 29.95 INCE.NSE, MilkShenandoah's Pride gal jug 2.09 HATS, Eggs Grade A extra large .89|Potatoes 10 lb. bag 1.99 Tffi SHIRTS AND MORE!! Pepsi Cola "Big Jug" 2 Its, 1.19 I Snyder's Pret2els boX ,99 ■—■ THE BREEZE, Friday, January 30, 1981, Page 5 CiaTs overloading causes bookstore problems

By JEFF LOUI1Y number of students in the class. ii jou ^,u lind the book In either case, Hancher you need at the university said, there's not much bookstore, it's probably not students can do. When a book the bookstore's fault, but the is out of stock, the publisher publisher's, according to will call different schools William Hancher, bookstore manager at James Madison looking for extra copies. When University. a book is out of print, the The book may be out of faculty member is notified stock or out of print, he said, and either will make another and when a book is out of selection or temporarily stock, the bookstore may or rearrange the schedule of the may not be able to get more. class to allow time for the new When a book is out of print, it books to come in. Hancher is no longer available in that noted. edition, he added. Another problem is class To avoid as many problems overloading, Hancher said. A as possible, Hancher faculty member may order a recommended that a student certain number of books and xiy his books as soon as then allow more than that possible. MARTHA ANN MCCONKEY serves a student during the busy opening weeks of the semester.

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Cake & Coke Special Rates, Renewal By MARGO COBLE in bad weather, Mundy said, own judgment based on road Prizes , Mem- Discounts Because James Madison giving the example that conditions and radio reports," berships, AM—FM Clock Free Parking At The Door University is "primarily a students commuting from Mundy said. Radio, self-contained campus" it will Staunton may face different Open l2Noon—flpm M—F not close due to snow or other weather conditions than The administration at JMU Thru Sat. Jan. 31 12Noon—5pm Sat. inclement weather, according students who live two blocks formulated bad weather at- to the director of ad- away from campus. tendance policies for the GRAND PRIZE $100 BILL LASH ministrative affairs here. JMU teachers are in- university. Policies for Since the university must structed to adopt a liberal university employees differ supply food, nursing and other make-up policy for com- slightly and were adapted HORIZON essential services to students, muters, Mundy noted. from state regulations which it simply can not close down, When weather conditions classify employees as SURE TAN Dr. John Mundy said, adding are reported as hazardous essential and non-essential. that, "if a student can get to from the local police, the Essential employees are 1106 Reservoir Street 434-1812 D-hall, he can go to classes.". university will phone local required to come to work and Commuter students must radio stations."We reiterate will be credited with com- use their own discretion as to our policy and advise com- pensation time, Mundy ex- whether they come to campus muter students to use their plained. Merck named to replace Col. Phillips Ijair UTai-es So Mjkn No OHtranu William F. Merck II, an 1974. Since 1978, he has also university's residence halls, HA1RSTYLING FOR M£N - WOMEN - CHILDREN official with James Madison bad the title of director of dining areas and other non- HRUO/G CDLOMNG - STRAIGHTtNING University since 1972, has finance. academic support areas. MAKE HAIR MATES ; been named as the univer- His current reponsibilities A FAMILY AFFAIR JMU President Ronald E. NO ArfOnTMfNTS sity's new vice president for include overall direction of the MCfSSMi business affairs. university's financial Carrier told the executive 785 E.Market St. The appointment of Merck, operation. He has also been committee that Merck was Rolling Hills now assistant vice president, responsible for JMU's chosen from a large number of applicants from throughout Shopping Center was approved Saturday, auxiliary enterprises 433-8458 January 24, by the executive operation, which includes the the country. 381 N.Mason committee of JMU's board of 3 visitors. \ 434-1507 His appointment will be effective March 31 when the Both in Harrisonburg present vice president, Adolph H. Phillips, retires. mn\c SP&ING I. . Phillips has been JMU's chief business officer since WEEKEND SPECIAL 1966 and some $100 million in NOW OPEN: new construction has taken place on campus during his 15 f years at the university. DAFFODILS 4 J. J s Launder mat Phillips Joined the JMU staff after retiring from a 30- year career in the U.S. Army. FRI.,6AT. $ MON, t CASH £$. CARRY Adjacent toLuigi's Pizzeria. He retired from the Army as a colonel. Merck, 36, has been Comp lete washing and drying assistant vice president for business affairs at JMU since T.Ob'S S.rfAiH DAILY

ItitroducitM Some college pastimes were destined to If all this sounds too good to be true, you probably become fads — goldfish swallowing: telephone booth haven't heard about Virginia National Bank's Cash stuffing; and Dungeons and Dragons. But one college Flow, teller in the Wirren University Union Building THE LATESTpastime wasn't destined to become a fad — banking on (WUU Bldg.) When you have a Cash Flow card and a campus. What every JMU student and faculty Personal Identification Number, you can do it all — member needs is a way of banking without actually make deposits, transfer money between accounts, going to the bank. Away to get cash onthe spur of the withdraw cash and get your account balance. So, if COLLEGE moment and perform routine banking transactions you like the idea of banking on your own time right on seven days a week, without setting foot off campus. campus, stop by the nearest VNB office and apply for Hours: Mon.-Thur. 7:30 a.m. to 12 midnight; Fri. a Cash Flow card. In no time, you'll be enjoying the 7:30a.m. to 1a.m.; Sat. 9:00a.m. to 1a.m.; Sun. latest college pastime. The Cash Flow card from „ MSiM...11:00 am to 12 midnight. Virginia National Bank. We will have representatives at the Cash Flow Teller in the WUU Building giving demonstrations from February 2 through February 6. Hours: BANKING;Monday-Thursday 3a.m. to3 p.m.; Friday 9a.m. to4:30p.m. VIRGINIA NATIONAL BANK Member FD1C Page 8, THE BREEZE Friday, January 30, 1961 • • Bank

(Continued from Page 1) don't think the student body member would approve this." Donald Litten said con- Zirkle added that he did not traceptive care has not been know whether the need is an issue with the board since being met at JMU. "Students he has been a member, would know," he said. "But it," he said, "but my first the kids who are pregnant- response would be negative." it's not because it's (con- Another factor in JMU's traceptives) not available. policy against contraceptive With high school kids you've care is reflected in the got an argument. But girls in college have more sense." JANUARY university handbook, said Dr. Harold McGee, vice president Zirkle added that he did not for student affairs here. believe contraceptive care is a The handbook states, in moral issue offering possible part, "The University Health community disapproval. "I Center provides short-term don't think the community CLEARANCE care, treatment for minor would feel one way or the lllnessess and emergency other," he said. "I think services which a student may you're just seeing a state require from time to time. The institution in a small town that services of the center are not just doesn't have full time VOU HAVELAST ONLY THRU MORE DAYS TO TAKE AOVANTAQE 3 Of HARVEY'SDAYS WAREHOUSE GREAT JANUARY Cl FAB intended to replace those of a doctors." ANCE SALE ... WHERE YOU'LL "FIND UNBELIEVABLE PRICE REDUCTIONS ON TOP NAME-BRAND AUDIO VIDEO family physician nor to treat EOUIPMENTI HARVEY'S MUST CLEAR OUT THE INVENTORY TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE SPRING SHIPMENTS OF MER- CHANDISE ... SO PRICES HAVE BEEN EVEN FURTHER REDUCED. DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE TO SAVE DURING THE chronic or serious medical Further, Zirkle added that JANUARY CLEARANCE SALE AT ALL THREE HARVEY'S WAREHOUSE LOCATIONS, NOW UNTIL SAT. AT • PMI problems. The Health Center contraceptive care is provides supplementary available privately in the r medical care while students community. Five different are away from their family contraceptives, including physician" birth control pills, IUDs, diaphragms, foams and THE POLICY restricts the vaginal suppositories, can be kind of health care which can obtained at minimal cost to be provided here, including students from the contraceptive prescriptions, Harrisonburg Health McGee said, adding, "We Department's Family don't hand out prescriptions Planning Clinic. for eyeglasses. We aren't in a position to offer com- At its 1980 summer con- prehensive health care vention, the United States without an increase in costs. I Student Association endorsed a position in favor of colleges and universities offering contraceptive care as part of • Birth their health services. A May 1979 student editorial (Continued from Page 1) in The Collegiate Times, service charges lor Tech's student newspaper, its checking accounts. endorsed the eventual Tech Hilton said he believes MBT Board of Visitors' decision, soon will begin checking stating, "By passing on the account service charges, as decision-making, the Board well. "I think if you look has allowed Health Services around, you'll see this is going the opportunity to offer to be very common with contraceptive care, while the banks," he said. "The days of Board protects its image by free checking are limited." not openly condoning sexual freedom. This was apparently AS A RESPONSE to the one of the main shambling recent VNB policies, Cun- blocks in the path of Board ningham said the SGA will approval in years past" consider taking its account to another bank, and he en- couraged other student groups Adcau$etproblem$ to do so also. He added that students should open and close for itudent paper checking and savings ac- counts with VNB on the same Cuifm OtalNmStmtt day. "It causes extra Federal authorities have questioned paperwork," he said. "The two students at the University of whole purpose is to try to Massachusetts at Amherst about an make the decision they made harder to swallow. Hopefully, ad that sought volunteers to we can keep it up until April." assassinate President Ronald According to Hilton, the Reagan. The ad appeared in the cam- withdrawal of many JMU pus newspaper. student groups' accounts The newspaper's managing editor probably would not hurt VNB, said she thought whoever placed the since the bank does.not charge nonprofit groups here for advertisement had intended it as a checking accounts, and since joke. Several days after it appeared, many of these accounts are Secret Service officers called to ask not large enough for them to who had placed the ad. When the pay for themselves. newspaper's editors refused to release "But we don't want them to the information, an assistant U.S. at- do that," Hilton said, adding that bank branches located on torney in Springfield subpoenaed the college or university cam- newspaper's billing records. puses are unusual. "In fact, I No formal charges had been made don't know of any others (in in the case last week. Virginia)," he said. "I hear The ad read, in part,"Help send the student government Ronald Reagan to the big ranch in the saying it's a privilege for us (to have the WUU location). sky. Give him a permanent role in We do appreciate it but I also Death Valley. Applications now being think it's a privilege for accepted for Reagan hit squad. Ex- students to have that on- perience with automatic weapons and venience right on campu explosives a plus'."' .....,,... THE BREEZE, Friday, January 30, 1981, Page 9 -Announcements Colloquium Phi Beta Lambda BSA Conference Resume Writing Rock Jamboree Or. Alan ('line, of the Phi Beta Lambda members The Black Student Alliance A resume writing workshop University of Texas at Austin and friends should meet Jan. Camelot Hall Nursing Home will host a conference Jan. 30 will be held Feb. 4 10-11:30 is sponsoring a rock 'n1 roll department of computer 31 at 5 p.m. behind Wilson Hall and 31 to discuss concerns of a.m. in the WUU. Sign up in science, will present a for the skiing trip to Jamboree Feb. ll for the black students on Virginia Career Planning and American Heart Association. colloquium entitled "Curve Massanutten. Skiing is from 6- campuses. Call 7136 for in- Placement, Alumnae 208. Fitting with Splines Under 10 p.m. Lifts are $6; rentals formation. To contribute or to sponsor a Tension" Feb. 9 at 4:20 p.m. in are $5. Call 434-2918. resident, call 433-2623. Burruss 111. The program is Interviewing Alanon sponsored by the department Circle K Blood Drive An interviewing techniques of mathematics and computer workshop will be held Feb. 5, Students interested in science 3-4 p.m. in the WUU. Sign up establishing a campus Alanon Circle K is sponsoring a Panhellenic and In- in Career Planning and group, for friends and Bowl-a-thon for Multiple Caps.Gowns trafraternity Council are Placement, Alumnae 208. relatives of persons with a Sclerosis beginning from 12 sponsoring a Red Cross Blood drinking problem, should call p.m. Feb. 7 to 5 a.m. Feb. 8. Drive Feb. 10-11 in the WUU Dick Wettstone. 6562. Anyone interested in con- All seniors graduating in ballroom. Sign up Feb 2-5 10 Job Search tributing or in sponsoring a May may pick up their caps a.m. - 2 p.m. in the WUU A job search strategies bowler, call 5176 or 5175 or and gowns at the university Greek office. Writing Lab write Box 3546. bookstore. workshop will be held Feb. 3, Mortar Board 9:30-10+30 a.m. in the WUU. The Writing Lab offers Reading Lab Chamber Concert Sign up in Career Plannng and individualized help to students Placement, Alumnae 208. in writing papers, letters and The Percey H. Warren The Reading Lab offers help applications, in preparing to students in text com- The baroque Chamber Chapter of Mortar Board is Jobs Workshop resumes and in studying for Players will present a concert accepting applications for prehension, skimming and the GRE, GMAT or LSAT. scanning techniques, rate Feb. 2 at 8 p.m. in Anthony- membership for 1981-1982. A "Liberal Arts and Jobs" Call 6401 for information. Seeger auditorium, featuring Juniors with a 3.25 GPA or workshop will be held Feb. 3 increase and time works by Loellet, Bach, better and with at least 69 7-8 p.m. in the WUU south' management in Sheldon 209. Rameau, Zachow and credit hours are eligible. 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Ptwtn by Mark SirtHn Elvis Costello gets happy,.. Martin Belmont (of the Rumour), By MARK SUTTON Costello gave a stunning vocal and It should have happened here. Elvis instrumental performance. Costello and Squeeze took a capacity Everything came to a head on the audience at Virginia Tech's Burruss final number of the regular set, Hall by storm Tuesday night, with two "Radio Radio". Costello sang like a stunning sets of driven, exciting rock man possessed, as the Attractions and 'n' roll. Belmont pounded away behind, taken The audience, shot through with up and carried away by the same refugees from James Madison force. The audience erupted into the University's stagnant concert scene, ...but not here same sustained standing ovation it was on their feet and ecstatic almost The band displayed a sense of exactly the most mobile band in the had been practicing from the start, as from the word go. Many of them were Elvis said a terse "goodnight." unfamiliar with the music of Squeeze, professionalism, not always seen in world, presented a unique stage but they were won over by that band's opening groups, which the audience presence to backed Costello ad- obviously appreciated. Squeeze mirably. Bassist Bruce Thomas, FOR A few moments, the only combination of tight ensemble sound in Burruss was a sustained playing, intelligent lyrics and con- showed that they are a band with attired in white shirt, bow tie and definite potential to go to the top. black trousers, paced his side of the human thunderclap, as thousands of trolled showmanship. Drawing on voices called for Costello and the tunes from their two most recent LPs, stage, tearing runs from his red Cool for Cats and , Squeeze Fender Precision with the talent and Attractions to return to the stage. played an hour and 15 minutes of BUT IT was still a Costello crowd verve which have earned him praise When they did, the relief was that greeted the end of Squeeze s as one of the most underrated bassists palpable. solid, yet not overbearing rock. For an encore, the group tore into Lead vocalist set the performance with a standing ovation. around. Thomas is probably the back- pace for the rest of the band, as he Their wait for Elvis was not to be bone of the Attractions' sound, with an extended version of "Watching (he took them through such numbers as long, thanks to a very intelligent his distinctive style of playing. Detectives," which they followed with "Pulling Mussels (from the shell)," policy of the two bands sharing as Keyboard player Steve Niave sat a manic, sustained versioirof "Pump "Another Nail Through My Heart," much equipment as possible. The hunched behind his instruments it Up," during which Costello in- delay between Squeeze's departure throughout much of the show, barely troduced the Attractions and "Separate Beds" and "Misad- Belmont, to more sustained applause. venture." and Costello's arrival was to be a visible. Niave, who occupies the most mere 20 minutes. prominent place in the band's sound, As the house lights came up, the Elvis and the Attractions rushed is a talented and innovative player crowd was still on its feet, calling for THE REST of the group was well up more of the Costello magic to be to the standards set by Tilbrook. onto the stage, plugged in and eased and a distinctive force in the At- Bassist John Bently, although into a modified version of Get Happy's tractions' music. unleashed on them. somewhat lost in the. mix, gave a "New Amsterdam." Elvis was in fine Drummer , one of the vocal form, as he handled the dif- most powerful persussionists in rock, THIS SHOW was an example of an demonstration of tight, disciplined the things that can go right with a live playing. Together with drummer ferent rhythm with ease. The song set can handle almost any rhythm with he carried the com- the tone for the evening: the show ease. , rock performance. The two bands would be well paced and extremely obviously have a great deal of respect plicated rhythm lines of Squeeze's for each other, as evidenced by their material. 's keyboards professional. AND THEN there was Elvis. added attractive textures and fill to Castello and company would He probably didn't move more than sharing of equipment and their equal thunder through a series of numbers, five feet in any direction during the billing for the concert. the guitars of Tilbrook and rhythm The two bands also spent an almost guitarist , who assumed each of which upped the ante of the entire show, but he can convey more proceeding one. Before the night was emotion with just a few gestures and equal amount of time on stage. lead vocal duties on a few cuts. Security was relatively loose, with Enthusiastic calls for an encore over, they would work their way facial expressisons than most heavy through "Motel Matches," "High metal cretins can with all their none of the usher-induced barbarities were gratefully obliged by Squeeze, one expects in . The who took to the stage for a second Fidelity," "Green Shirt," "(I Don't leaping and lurching. Costello took the Want to go to) Chelsea" and others band all over the place, from the sound, while somewhat vocal-heavy, time to deliver a pair of additional was clean and not oppressively loud, numbers to an audience which in- from the new LP. , anger of "High Fidelity" and "Radio cluded many more fans than it had at Radio" to the tenderness of "Alison." even up front. THE ATTRACTIONS, while not Assisted on guitar by special guest It should have happened here. the start.-Y* • ► ♦'»»♦»»• • • •■••-•■ . > i . - Sunday flicks- , Art!lie Spring schedule announced By BRYAN POWELL THERE ARE several well known films Featuring the likes of Jane Fonda, Alfred which will be presented this semester. On Hitchcock and Humphrey Bogart, this February l, "All Through The Night," which semester's Sunday night movie series is stars Humphery Bogart, Peter Lorre, Jackie devoted to classic detective films and thrillers. Gleason and Conrad Veidt, deals with an ex- The films, which are presented on Sunday gangster who tracks down the killer of his nights at 7 p.m., are shown free of charge, a friend and breaks up a nazi spy ring. Filmed in fact that many students are apparently 1942, this film's anti-Nazi characteristics are becoming more aware of. According to Dr. apparent. James Ruff, founder of the program, at- On February 8, "Lady of the Lake" (1947) tendance for many of these shows is in the 400- will be presented, a film which is interesting to-500 range, with some shows filling the because Robert Mongomery adapts the first auditorium. Dr. Ralph Cohen, who is also person narrator of Raymond Chandler's novel heavily involved with the program, offers a and turns it into a subjective camera, meaning possible explanation for the increased in- that the only time you see the star of the film is terest: "I think the students here are much in mirrors. One of Alfred Hi chcock's finest more sophisticated than they were when I spy thrillers, "North By Northwest" (1959) came here seven years ago... tremendously rtarring Cary Grant, will be presented on sophisticated." February 22. On April 5 "Klute," which stars Fonda and Donald Cohen and Ruff both _____ Sutherland, will be shown. acknowledge the opening of Three of the films, "That Man Grafton-Stovall a year and a From Rio" (1964), "The half ago being a significant Sleeping Car Murders" factor in the improvement of (1965), and "Mr. Klien" the program. According to (1977), are french and will be Symphonic stuff Cohen, the move increased the shown with subtitles. program's emphasis on films Other films included in this THE ALEXANDRIA Symphony Orchestra is accepting which were not only classics semester's schedule are "The applications for its fifth annual scholarship competition but crowd pleasing as well. Third Man" (1949), which to be held at the Lee Center in Alexandria, Va. Or, as Cohen puts it, "en- stars Orson Welles (Feb. 15), This competition is open to all undergraduate students tertaining, enjoyable and and 1973's "The Day of the who live or attend school in Virginia. Contestants must educational." Jackal" (April 12). perform a movement of a concerto on the piano or any of the orchestral string or wood instruments. Up to three $300 cash prizes will be awarded, and at least one of the winners will be awarded at the concert performance of the Orchestra on March 22. The deadline for applications is March 1. Application forms and information are available from Mrs. John H. Sullivan, 4300 Ivanhoe PI. Alexandria, Va. 22304, or by folionotes calling (703) 370-3039. 'Get in the car and drive9 Photo fun By MARK SUTTON WE KNOW good music can be found in As we were motoring back from Blacksburg Harrisonburg. You're going to have to forget Tuesday night my companions and I were the megabucks disasters in Godwin and Wilson &i^ given quite a bit of time to reflect on the state Halls, however, if you wish to find it. A of music at James Madison University. columnist for this newspaper once said the best We had just seen an excellent concert by music is found in the bars, and for Harrison- Elvis Costello and Squeeze; everyone was in a burg, with one exception, he is right. good mood. One thought, however, clouded our Good music can be found in one of the w. good spirits: the five hours we had to spend on following places in Harrisonburg: the road to see that concert. The question most frequently asked in our car was "why couldn't THE WUU BALLROOM: the only place on we get somebody that good at JMU?" ■campus where you can see anything decent. £*,< An interesting question. Crack the Sky played here in 1978, and the Skip Since arriving here four years ago, I have Castro Band and The Slickee Boys make been bombarded with predictions about how regular appearances here. Debris played their JMU is going to be "put on the map" in this, first really big gig up here last year, and such that or something else. Yet the fact remains: diverse JMU bands as Hit and Run, Arznova, JMU is not "on the map" regarding concerts. Magick and others began (and sometimes Every year, it seems, is going to be the year ended) their careers on the ballroom stage. this university catches up to the rest of the world in concerts' quality. The promises from THE CENTER ATTIC: the Ballroom in UPB get bigger and the results delivered get disguise, the more mellow, acoustiQ face of the smaller. I can count on the fingers of one hand Ballroom. Some excellent acoustic blues EXPOSURE TIME V, the annual juried international the number of real risks that UPB has taken in guitarists have appeared here. photographic exhibition, is now accepting entries for the the last four years. How many times do they show which will run Feb. 23- March 6. All photographic think we want to see Marshall Tucker, The THE OTHER PLACE: Harrisonburg's media, including conceptual, sculptural and alternative Little River Band, and Mothers Finest, each showcase for good rock 'n' roll these days. process photography are eligible. No size limit wiU be foisted off on us twice in the last four years? Good selection of blues bands make their way placed on the works, but flat work must be mounted. Are we going to Southern Boogie 'till we puke? through here, and many JMU bands also have Any artist in the United States and abroad may enter been booked. Tall people have to play hunched the contest. All work must be postmarked no later than under the low ceiling, but the accoustics are Feb. 9. A $5 entry fee will be charged, and up to three pretty good. entries may be submitted. Artwork must be submitted in a sturdy, reusable package, with a return mailing label, THE ELBOW ROOM: So many JMU bands return postage and insurance. Each entry should be have played their first off-campus gigs here, identified with the artist's name, address, title and and so many great blues bands have en- price. Entries should be sent to: tertained here that it defies belief. If the names Fenton Robinson, Son Seals, Nighthawks, or Exposure Time V Allstars mean anything to you, you've been Duke Fine Arts Center-Sawhill Gallery there. James Madison University Harrisonburg, VA 22807 JM's(?) This place is just beginning to book live bands, and the word is that they plan to All work will be insured during the exhibition, but the have all the JMU groups on a rotating basis. If University will not be responsible for loss or damage it sounds good, any place with four house bands during shipment. sounds all right by me. Exposure Time V's juror will be Roger Mertin. Mertin For now, that's it. One Pat Benatar hardly has exhibited internationally and has received grants makes Wilson a cultural mecca, and neither from The Guggenheim Foundation and the National does one Little Feat make Godwin one. Want to Endowment for the Arts. He is currently on the faculty see anything major that's also listenable? For of the Univerisity of Rochester. _ - the moment, this advice still holds: get in the car and drive. '

Page 12, THE BREEZE Friday, January 30, 1961 Plans underway for graduation ceremony

The selection of the guest what area of study. Velvet speaker for this spring's bands and the shape of gown commencement exercises at sleeves designate a faculty James Madison University member's level of degree. %%JJgU'SART&JJJERARY MAGAZINE'S has not yet been made. University President THIS FORMALITY "fulfills [FINAL DEADUNEf FEB 6 Ronald Carrier will select the an ancient tradition of speaker, as well as the medieval universities," Reubush said, adding that the fArt submissions will be as accepted at A rtworks Gallery minister to deliver the in- 'SSSSSS. vocation and benediction a) procession at graduation is the May 9th ceremony on the often quite colorful inZirkleHouse. Mon.-Thurs. 12-5 pm.,Sun. 2-4pm. quadrangle. As in previous ceremonies, Literary submissions should be "Graduation is a formal JMU's 1961 graduates will not academic exercise of the receive their diplomas at university," according to Dr. commencement. Since final mailed to CHRYSALIS .P.O.Box 4112 Fay Reubush, dean of ad- exams end only a day before missions and chairman of the the ceremony, finai grades commencement committee. and credit clearance cannot ^Please include Therefore, everything from be computed, and diplomas '^sname .phone num ber and address with each entry. the format of the ceremony to will be mailed to graduates. the planned serving of coffee to graduates, their parents A photographer will be and faculty after the exercise available for graduates who is planned by the university, desire to be photographed as Reubush added. they receive their substitute diploma at the ceremony— Each faculty member probably a letter from taking part in commencement Carrier. will be distinguished by the colors and design of their ceremonial cap and gown Support the which represent the in- stitution from which each March of Dimes received his degree and from HHiaiWTH DEFECTS FOUNOAJtONHMBM

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"It is play intramural football, I flush in the face. Burnette was very difficult to eliminate thought it was for fun. But I taken to the University of contact and avoid falling." had the wrong conception of Virginia Hospital in flag football. It's pretty Charlottesville and was TOLIVER ADDED that serious business." discharged Tuesday. serious knee injuries have Those are the reflections of His injuries included a been reduced because of a Jeff Perry, a participant in fractured skull and a blood rule prohibiting down-field the James Madison Univer- clot on the brain. Surgery was blocking. "The question is," sity intramural flag football performed to remove the clot he said, "Is this an activity program. The "serious and now Burnette is that is too dangerous?" business" he speaks of is also recovering at his home in Some former participants causing a "staggering amount Goode, VA. believe it is. Hugh Strickland of injuries," according to played last year and said, director of intramurals at HE DESCRIBED his ac- "There are a bunch of JMU, George Toliver. cident as "more or less a frustrated ex-football players The most serious injury of freak occurrence," and added out there trying to prove to this season occurred Jan. 11, he didn't believe the sport is themselves they can still hit." too rough. Burnette indicated Toliver indicated this was he plans to retucji to JMU in the reason for the ex-varsity the fall and hopes to again rule that was instituted four Bad Co., 69ers atop A league . participate in intramural years ago. The regulation football. prohibits former varsity He may not get his wish. football players from par- Ties abound in intramurals When the Intramural Council ticipating in the intramural meets in April they will debate football program here. By GEORGE MARCOCCIA Lockers (victors over Herculoids) and Fred's a recommendation to abolish Toliver added his office does Fifty four teams remain in the men's in- Mother's Bakery (winners over the Gators), tramural flag football competition and many intramural flag football both not go out and check for with 1-0 records while Solid Waste and AWT for men and women. violations of this rule and that divisions are deadlocked at the top position. are ranked first in F division with identical 2-0 In A league, Bad Company and the 69'ers are According to Toliver, this it is up to other players to records. proposal is being submitted by enforce it. tied for first place with 2-0 records. Bad Sigma Nu A will challenge TKE in the Company has beaten the Caucasions and Championship division. The two teams clash students who are involved in Ed Parry, the chief official defending champion Negative Mothers, while Feb. 4 in what should prove to be an exciting the program and get a first- for the football program, has the 69'ers have scored victories over White and game. hand view of the sport. He said voiced another concern to the Caucasions. alternatives to flag football Toliver. According to Parry, Fred's Bakery owns the undisputed lead in B THE WOMEN'S league is composed of would be the expansion of the several teams have come to league with a forfeit win over Theta Chi and a teams in three divisions. volleyball, softball and their games after drinking thrashing victory over Ikenberry I. With victories over the God Squad, Tortas basketball seasons. quite a bit. The Cardiac Kids and Funk both sport 2-0 and AST, the Tsad Girls to hold down first Toliver said the injury "When that happens," records and are tied atop the ladder in C place in A league with a 3-0 mark. problem is not a new one and Toliver said, "People are that too many injuries have endangering themselves as league. The C kids have defeated the Ain'ts B league finds Delta Sigma Pi and the - and Sigma Nu, while Funk has beaten the Bruisin' Gals tied for first with 2-0 records, occurred each year. "The well as others." Yacht Club and won by forfeit over CCM. both teams having won by forfeit over SPE Panama Red Tide, the Armadillos and the little sisters. Tallywackers (all 1-0) are tied for first in D In the championship division. Eagle holds all league with the Tallywackers having blown out rights to first place with a 3-0 record, downing their only opponent, Ikenberry II, 31-0 the likes of Wayland, ZTA and last year's Tied for first place in E league are the Red champions Fredrickson. *">■ Spring semester intramural activities

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Basketball two-on-two (co- April 21 April 21 reel Pturto by Mint Smtm Decatholon WOMEN'S INTRAMURAL football is com- action are Phi Mu and the Brusin' Gals. The April 21 April ?1 posed of 19 teams in three divisions. Shown in Brusin' Gals are tied for the lead in B league.

»t TOE BREEZE, Friday, January 30, lttl, Pace IS sasSKsdar-i* JMU jinxed in close ones By RICH AMACHER bounds, then backed into a crowd of people, Heartbreaking losses layed in the ball and was fouled. Townes hit the This has been the big story surrounding the free throw, giving JMU a 49-48 lead. James Madison University men's basketball I.ANNY KOTTAK, who led VCU in scoring team so far this season. with 12 points, quickly canned a 10-footer and It is becoming somewhat redundant, but the Rams were back on top. after the Dukes' dropped another cliff hanger Campanelli elected to stall for the remaining Monday night to Virginia Commonwealth two minutes in an attempt to hit the last shot. It University, 50-49, coach Lou Campanelli again appeared the strategy might work as JMU responded by stating, "We're a pretty good successfully held on for the first minute and danged 10-7 team." called time out with 1:02 remaining. There is quite a bit of evidence to back up The Dukes continued to hold the ball, but Campanelli's statement and sooner or later with 14 seconds left panic set in. Townes forced JMU is going to be on the winning end of a tight a jumper from just beyond the foul line with game. nine seconds left, but the ball hit the back of the All seven of the Dukes' losses this season iron and bounced straight up. It looked for a have been close and the margin of defeat in second that it might drop through the hoop, but those seven contests totals a mere 21 points. lady luck was not with JMU this night. Take away the two early losses to the then Blackmon fouled Kenny Stancell on the nationally ranked St. John's University, 67-58, rebound, sending Stancell to the charity stripe and Texas A&M University, 51-47, and the for one-and-one with :05 snowing. Dukes' other five defeats came by a combined Campanelli used JMU's last time out to total of just eight points. psyche out Stancell, a 68 percent free throw What this all proves is that it hurts to look at shooter, and set up a possible last play. The the left hand column after losing close games. pressure tactic worked as Stancell missed the Against the Rams Monday, JMU played its shot. best game ever in the unfriendly Richmond Blackmon rebounded and passed off to Coliseum, only to blow its chances of upsetting Fisher, who dribbled past one defender and VCU in the closing seconds, a scene becoming fired up a a 35-foot prayer that came incredibly increasingly difficult to watch. close at the buzzer. Fisher winced as the ball hit the rim, and grimaced in pain once it was JMU DID put together a courageous, if not apparent the ball was wasn't going to fall. surprising second half comeback. Four minutes into the period the Rams JMU IS NOW 11-7 and the season is two- began a 10-0 run that covered almost five-and- thirds over, eight games remain and three are a-half minutes and gave them a commanding against teams the Dukes have lost to by a total nine-point lead. During that stretch VCU's fans of five points. became almost as much a factor as Monty Campanelli claims that his team is not down because of recent defeats and that all of the Knight's three straight jumpers. At one point, close games will help his team at the end of the the crowd's decibel level seemed loud enough season. to blast the UFO-shaped Coliseum right off its "February will be our month," Campanelli launching pad. said, and the coach may be right At the Charles Fisher finally hit a 22-foot swishing beginning of the season the Dukes were a jump shot to end VCU's streak and quiet the young team overall. But after having played crowd. Fisher's shot avoided a possible Ram under adverse conditions in several situations, blow-out, according to Campanelli. the experience gained may prove invaluably The Dukes began to whittle away at VCU's useful, come ECAC tournament time. lead. With 5:32 remaining JMU brought the A reporter asked VCU coach J.D. Barnett ball down court for the third time with a after Monday night's game if he believed in the chance to cut the Ram's lead to four. Steve law of averages. Barnett asked him what be Photo by JN *ch—Owilniraoi' Blackmon connected on a turnaround jumper meant and the reporter noted the missed shots from the right baseline, making it 46-42. at the end of the game, stating, "Didn't you ONE OF JMU's close losses was to Virginia at Godwin Hall, 53-52. Then at 2:47, Lin ton Townes saved Tyrone think that one of them was going in?" Here center Ralph Sampson soars above the rim to reject a shot. Shoulder's missed shot from going out of Barnett just shrugged and said, 'The good Lord was with us. or one of them might have." Dukes cruise by 18 after sluggish first half Townes scores 29 to pace win over Navy By JEFF NUCKLES For the game, Townes hit 12 "I'm upset. I didn't think it Led by 17 of Linton Townes' of 17 attempts from the field was a very well officiated ball career high 29 points, James and was a five of six from the game, and I felt there were Madison University shook a free throw line. questionable calls on both stubborn visiting U.S. Naval The Dukes seemed to be in teams." Academy in the second half control, leading 12-5 with 12:22 With 13:46 remaining and and coasted to a 73-55 win left in the first half, but the the contest still very much in Wednesday. officials were unable or un- doubt. Navy's Price body Playing with a lack of in- willing to call the .game blocked Townes, as he drove tensity following their closely, and Navy made it a to the hoop. emotional defeat at Virginia tight first half. Commonwealth University on DAVE BROOKS. the The Navy bench protested Monday, the Dukes were Eastern College Athletic the call and was slapped with limited to one shot per of- Conference's Rookie of the it's second technical in less fensive series most of the first Year last season, kept the than three minutes. half, as they took a 31-25 lead Midshipmen close with nine In the resulting confusion, at intermission. first half points via his outside Charles Fisher was sent to the "I knew we'd have some bombing. Brooks was Navy's line to shoot Townes' free problems after being so high high scorer with 19 points, throws, and he made both, on Monday night," com- hitting on nine of 17 shots from giving JMU a 44-35 lead. mented JMU head coach Lou the field. Fisher added one of the Campanelli. "Still, I thought it Navy cut the margin to 34-31 technical shots to boost the was a hell of a game for us, at the 17:30 mark of the score to 45-35. considering it was our third second half on a tip-in by Gary game in five days." Price. The three-point dif- WHEN TOE officials ference was the -closest the realized their error, Fisher's TOWNES, WHO. turned in Midshipmen had been since two shots were taken off the his best collegiate per- they trailed 6-4 with 15:06 left board, and Townes was sent to formance, hit his first four in the first half. the line. He made one to put jumpers, three coming from The Dukes moved out to a the total back to 44-35. deep in the right corner, 40-31 bulge when David Campanelli agreed that the posting JMU to an early 10-4 Dupont's 18-foot jumper was two technicals were lead. followed by four free throws detrimental to Navy and "I was glad to see Linton from Townes. Two of the free changed the tempo of the ball have such a good game. He throws resulted from a game. The second technical needed to break out. Every technical foul called on the began a 23-5 spurt by the MMM* MM* Vhm player needs a game like that Navy bench. Dukes over the next nine-and- once in awhile," Campanelli DISCUSSING TOE a-half minutes and iced the LINTON TOWNES concentrates at the foul line during the Dukes' said. officiating. Campanelli said, win for JMU, now 11-7. 73-55 win over Navy. Townes scored a career-high 2> points. ,.,,., ...... ■ '.I I'. •'...... ' ' ,,, i , ' .,'.''.. Page 16, THE BREEZE Friday, January 30, 1981 Classifieds Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau RIGHT. AT THAT POINT, NEGOTIATIONS LETS GO BACK TO THE BEGIN- TTIUASANINCREPIBIERIP-OFF, OKAY. BALD HAP KlW OF BOGGED PCKUN. I BUT IFI6UREP, UHAT THE HELL, Wanted NING OF YOUR CAPTIVITY, SHALL ONE.BACKTO JCAN7 HIE, MR. POKE? AT LAST REPORT UASFORCEPTDMAKEALAST-PnOI IV BE LONG GONE BfWE TIME MY THEROOF. 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THE BREEZE, Fridav. January 30. 1961. Page 17 Lost Madisonman ^■ By Scott Worner LOST: Tan empty ID UNCLE RON, I FOUND keychain with three keys. HEY,THESf AB£ ■A MADISON- OH- MADISON, Lost between I) Hall and THE WORDS IN THE THE BEST STATE (JN-I-VFRSI-TY. THE V/DROS TO _ \ LIBRARY. MAOtSON-OH-MADISON, £ Weaver. If found call Jeanne "THE MADISON at58W. WE DON'T STUDY, WE PARTY. ** FIGHT SON&f* WELL RAISE YOUR GLASS HIGH, r I GOT TO TELL| SING IT ^ RAISE YOUR GLASS HI OH, Personals UNCLE RON. FOR ME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT MORALI-TY. MADISON- OH - MADISON, J> YOU FOUND • WE GOT REAL CLASS, 9> THAT IN THE ATTENTION: The "Little WE GOT REAL CLASS, LIBRARY? Girl" and "Old Man" in the IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT.... January 27, 1961 issue of The KISS OUR A&3. Breeze are imposters Remember.... thou shall not steal. Be original. Little Girl WELL... UM... THr LIBRftRY and Old Man. BATHROOM. DR. MEDIA, We knew it was YOU, it had to be true. You tried to be mysterious, but let's get serious. Now that you've gone and pierced your ear, "Paula" will love you, Have you lost something, found something, never fear. You've got that charm, we are your fans, not like your resident "Macho someone? Got something to sell, to rent, to say? Man." R and M PS. Human Sexuality, huh? What IS your major? REACH YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS BSP:It's not always that I get WITH A BREEZE CLASSIFIED AD! a hole here to commend a job so consistently well done. Even though I usually forget 75 cents for up to 25 words All classifieds should be brought to say it, thanks for $ 1.50 for 26 to 50 words or mailed to The Breeze, Wine-Price everything. WEEKENDS AND ALL THAT, DR. ROOMIE JMU'S CASSANOVA: Sorry if HAPPY BIRTHDAY C-spax & T-spaz; Well we have KEITH: A visit beats a letter I give you such a hard time, ROLLER BUNNY, alias orgy done it again and again and any day (but that doesn't TO MY SNOOK I MS: Hey but someone has to keep your girl. From Ed, Icki, Radical again. Can't believe it is cap mean you should stop writing baby, I can't wait till this dreams from becoming Bob, Conservative Bob, and and gown time already. Just them). Happy 41 months! I weekend. You are so nightmares. What are friends Charlie. wanted you to know that I love you. B.B. precious! 456838 Love, Your for? I really have done a lot of think you guys are really darling doll baby growing up. CAN'T believe TO ALL STUDENTS FROM AMHERST COUNTY HIGH special. PREP OF THE SGA: We accept the Softball Pomp and Circumstance is YEAR. challenge. Just ask WMRA DR. MARK: I forgive you this around the corner.. Just SCHOOL: Jay Thomas says "Hello!!" TO PAM IN BETA: Seven how good we are. If we win, time- even masterpieces can't getting to know you (THE we get the entire SGA budget, come between friends. But REAL YOU) made it aU Springs was just wonderful, BABOO:Costello was a gas and I know what the L. stands and if you win, you can have a you owe me-EVERYTHING. worthwhile. LOVE & KISSES. couple of free personals. Fair LOVE YA, DONNA. last night. I hope you enjoyed for!!! Nancy in Fred. BROWN EYES. it as much as I did. As to what enough? Respectfully, as I said when we parted—do you LAUGHING LOR I: We'll see always, the BRK.K7.ERS believe it? I don't, not really. who laughs last and hardest. You know that my feelings for Thanks for believing such a SIGMA KAPPA NEW you will never change. ALL faf-feteched story; I almost REDHEAD, you're looking MY LOVE, FELLOW didn't believe it myself. Frank good to me! IVAN COSTELLO The Humble Kotos HAPPY 2lst BIRTHDAY RELEASES THE CHRISTIAN AND MISSIONARY ALLIANCE DONALD! Now you can CHURCH contribute to our "jello" Sunday School... Worship.... parties. Love, The girls from 10 A.M. WelcomesYou! Greene. P.S. Heard any good STYX Paradise .11 A.M. jokes lately? This Sunday through Thur- meeting on campus. sday we will hold our 1st an- For further details or a All classified ads should be brought to STE VIE WIN WOOD nual missionary conference. ride call: 434—2590. The Breeie office in fhe basement of Rev. Fordyce Tyler, Wine Price, with payment enclosed and issue dates specified, no later than noon Arc of a Diver missionary to Upper Volta Meeting at the United Com- Tuesday for Friday's Issue, and no later will speak Sunday morning mercial Travelers Building than noon Friday for Tuesday's issue at church and Sunday Rates are*75 for MS words. *l SO for It (UCT) on Route 11 about 1.5 50 words. M.SO for si 75 words, and %M THECLASH evening at the ryCF miles north of the city. for each additional word above 75. Sandinista NICOLETTE LARSON Radioland THE BREEZE Wants You! Do you have a talent TOTO Turnback for writing? Then we need you. ELVIS COSTELLO Trust We ako are looking for a talented cartoonist APRIL WIND **• Beast for a new comic strip. Interested? Call Cindy or Tricia at 6127 4 The Breeze Wine-Price • • -S; Page 18, THE BREEZE Friday, January 30, 1981 Viewpoint—

/ 20/20 hindsight: f~ a monthly review CO •Virginia National Bank's new policy of charging student non- customers $1 to cash a check is not discriminatory against students. But we still dtfh't like it. The bank's check-cashing charge is statewide; it is not an effort to exploit students here. But since many non-customers and out- of-state checks must be expected at a university, the bank in the Warren University Union should offer free check-cashing as a service to its unique clientele. ^DOP^ VNB's lease in the WUU expires this April, and the university will then accept bids for that space. Fred Hilton, university spokesman, says that James Madison University could consider factors other than the highest bid in renting the space. One of those factors should be willingness to serve this unique com- munity with free check-cashing for non-customers. In the meantime, we offer the best temporary solution for students who do not want to pay VNB's service charge for ■

THE BREEZE, Friday, January 30, 1981, Page 19 Readers' Forum Ex-student complains of landlord's broken promise To the editor: were being taken advantage check, and she asked him to had sublet the house, rent I am a 1980 graduate of of. In November, 1980, Mr. mail it. He did not sent it since payments became sporadic James Madison University. In Kline had still not returned he would have no receipt if he and care of the house the short time that I have been even the $200 he had proposed. did; he did not notify the girl declined: windows and a away, I have seen and learned As you might imagine, by of this. faucet were broken, the lawn much. One often learns the now, money was no object Denise Muldowney, one of was not cut, the house was left most through experience. In with our case. Principles were the former leasees, says that "generally dirty." He also the following letter I wish to at stake. The five of us she has met with Kline since says the oil tank was not relay an unfortunate ex- decided to contact the lawyer the letter was written, and completely refilled and that perience that involved four referral service in that they are working on an $100 rent is still owed. other persons and myself. I Harrisonburg. At the present out-of-court settlement. Kline . .Kline says he asked one of am most certain that there time we have made contacts confirms this. the girls to pick up the $200 are many other students who with an attorney, filed a civil have encountered similar warrant against Larrie Kline, situations. and set a court date for Feb. 9, in hopes of winning and In spring 1979 we were a In August, 1980, our lease receiving our entire $400. group of five young women with Mr. Kline expired. The My plea to you, as informers searching for. off-campus rent was paid to date, and and educators, is that you housing for our senior year. under such circumstances, might consider an article for JMU weight loss We found the perfect house, or each of us former tenants The Breeze on the matter I so we thought, located only anticipated the return of our just described. Surely there one block from campus. By SHIRLEY HADLEY security deposits. For two are many students unaware of Hey balloon butt! Senior year rolled around months, no one heard a word policies and privileges ac- and we became quite com- Yeah, you, thunder thighs! from Mr. Kline, regardless of companying a lease. Housing Over here, hippo hips! ^ for table in our rented house on the numerous letters and is a critical factor to consider 647 South Mason St. Our Fortunately for you, it's not too late to enroll in the phone calls made to him. He while in college. Perhaps an James Madison University Weight Loss Program. landlord was Mr. Larrie was never in his office; there article reporting this oc- Kline. During our stay in his The first part of the program is the assignment of your was always an excuse. currence might save at least a cubicle, called a "room." The best ones are in Eagle or house we painted walls and When we were finally able few students some of the floors, became gardeners, and White. Remember, Eaglites, the cardinal rule for cubicle to communicate with Mr. headache I have personally life is "Thou shalt not ride the elevator." You can quickly overall did much to keep the Kline, he told us that he would experienced with an irrational house in as fine a shape as was landlord. knock off two pounds by jogging up the steps to the only refund half of our $400 eighth floor while carrying this month's laundry. Think possible. Summer came, most Mary Louise ROOD deposit due to damages and a how easy it is to shape up your muscles by trotting over to of us were leaving list of expenses that he felt Baltimore, Maryland Harrisonburg, so the house Midway and back to White Hall with a keg. were just. At this time, the The second part of the program is weight reduction by was sublet to several different five of us were willing to settle Editor's note: Larrie Kline persons. responds that after the girls the miracle of pre-registration. Entrust the university for the $200, knowing that we with the classes you want and you'll be sprinting from SGA booksale was practical, helpful The cardinal rule To the editor: familiar with the process of provided with well worth that of cubicle life u On behalf of myself and buying and selling textbooks. inconvenience. many of my peers, I would However, thanks to the SGA, Thank you, SGA, for "Thou shalt not like to express may ap- what could have been a very assisting JMU students in preciation to the Student difficult task was made fairly such a helpful, practical way. ride the elavator" Government Association, and simple for me and many Sandra Slater especially the members of the others who took advantage of booksale committee, for the the booksales. Wine-Price to Wampler to Godwin. Or maybe the Monday fine service they have This semester ajone, I was morning special: sprinting from the third floor of Godwin provided through the used able to buy all my texts at the Blood bank to Duke Fine Arts Building in 10 minutes. This is the booksales this year. The booksale, saving myself over secret of the JMU Weight Loss Program: a short 10 magnitude of the job that the $32.1 was also very pleased to minutes to cover three-fourths of the campus. Watch committee has done is ob- receive a handsome check gives thanks those pounds disappear. Watch those muscles firm up. vious, and I think they deserve from the SGA, for the books Watch yourself never make it to class on time. to be commended on their they were able to sell for me. I To the editor: Step number three... very successful effortsN. did have to wait in a few long Today, one Of you came to With Father Winter upon us, you don't want to catch a Like most freshman, I came lines at the booksale, but I the Rockingham Memorial cold during your 10-minute ritual. So load up your body to JMU this year very un- consider the service that I was Hospital Blood Bank and with massive layers of warm clothes: turtlenecks, donated a unit of blood. To you sweaters, scarves, hats, gloves and a down coat. Why buy perhaps it was an uneventful a sweat suit when you already own one? activity in your day, but to one Now it's time for the sauna. Pick a classroom. With the of our patients it was the most heat blasting at a mean 70 degrees and you bundled to the important thing you could size of Yogi Bear, you are bound to sweat away that ugly Readers, have done. fat. We are indebted to the many Next is every dieter's favorite pastime—eating. JMU's

'■ other students who also have Gibbons Hall is prepared for any dieter's needs. Eat as write taken the time to donate much as want; enjoy what you want to eat. In fact, you blood. Because of your faith- must eat at least two main entrees at every meal. There's fulness, we were able to ad- delicious tuna and potato chip casserole, crusty meatloaf Readers' Forum is an minister approximately 2,000 or JMU's famous unidentified breaded meat. Mmmmm- opportunity for the units of blood to patients in our m. students, faculty and staff hospital in 1980. Often the After two helpings of the entree, Mother Nature will of James Madison Un- blood given by James take her course, allowing you to quickly dispose of your versity to voice their Madison University students entire meal. complaints, confessions, was the difference between Last comes to last, and it's time for the Red Tape corrections, compliments, not having enough on hand Hassle. Simply don't pay one of your bills or ask about the convictions and plain and having an adequate reason for being billed. contrary opinions. supply. You will be sent from Wilson Hall to Varner House back Send letters to the editor The true expression of to Wilson and then to Alumnae Hall. Sometimes you need to The Breeze, Wine-Price editors. Letters to the thanks can come from those to track down your advisor, and you know that when you Building. Letters should be editor, signed opinion who have received your free need him you will never find him. Of course, you need the typed, double-spaced and columns and reviews are "gift of life" and from those right signatures on the right forms, typed in triplicate and include the author's name, the opinion of their authors who will enter our hospital in returned to Wilson in 20 minutes. Do this once a week and address and telephone and not necessarily The 1981 and receive blood watch your figure improve. number. Breeze editors, or the because you cared enough 10 There it is, the JMU Weight Loss Program. The next students, faculty or staff of give. time you read a diet pill ad or watch a TV commercial for Unsigned editorials are "slim jeans" sweat pants, say "Who needs them? I go to James Madison Univer- Nancy Kyger the opinion of The Breeze sity. Rockingham Memorial JMU."

l t.||i,| - ,*.«>X,tfA*.<. .« * v.% V* * * * fc » fc » » 1 IJ.^MIII llll ■>l *'t') HWllUlu»■ * ■ *«■■ """^ _ taitii M. Page 20, THE BREEZE Friday, January 23, 1981 • By KATHRYN KOTAPISH down," Lostetter said. "Not me though," she There is a kitchen specialty store, located at continued, "I go home and forget all about 188 South Mason St., that harbors the most them until we open the shop again in the unique selection of cookware available in the morning. But, neither of us would ever give up." Harrisonburg area. That store is The "We will not accept defeat," McCarthy said, Wickerbasket, owned and operated by James "And that is what keeps us going." She smiled, Local specialty Madison University graduates, Diane Mc- revealing dimples, and then added, "more Carthy and Ada Lostetter. Vegetarian cookbooks, ceramic mugs, than anything else, our attitude feeds us." Mason jars, homemade jams and handcrafted Lostetter attributed their positive attitude to cutting boards are just a few of the articles the quality ot customers that patron the store. store for cooks lining wicker shelves and wood paneled walls at The Wickerbasket. "WE TRY TO take a real personal interest in The store shares a red brick duplex with our customers, and they in turn take an in- Blue Mountain Records and is easily identified terest in us," she said. by the 5-ft. wooden spoon, mounted on a dark The style of The Wickerbasket indeed caters who love to cook wooden plaque, that hangs above the front to the best interests of its clientele. A bright porch. The plaque reads-'for cooks who love to and informal atmosphere makes the store a cook . . . The Wickerbasket." friendly and pleasant place for the casual On warm days, customers are greeted on the browser. And, because of the carefully chosen front porch by a big doll wearing a chef's hat, merchandise on stock, The Wickerbasket is a apron and hot mitt. Often, the front door is practical stop for the serious shopper. open, inviting outsiders in. "We try to offer merchandise that is func- Inside, one is certain to be welcomed by a tional; top quality and has its own style," friendly face and a warm atmosphere. Lostetter said. IN SPRING of 1978, three years after In the corner of the front room, originally the graduating with home economics degrees, living room, is an antique ice box, displaying McCarthy and Lostetter began to research magnets that look like real vegetables. Along housewares. At that time the trend across the wood paneled walls, cookie cutters, strung like nation of natural gourmet cooking, and the beads, hang from the ceiling to the floor and appeal of a rustic style kitchen with a lot of directly over-head hang numerous coffee mugs wood and crockery, had not yet hit on display. Plastic candy molds, unusual spice Harrisonburg. racks, clay cookie presses, wicker vegtable "We saw a gap in the market and set out to steamers, stoneware quiche pans, soup and fill it," explained McCarthy. She continued, cracker bowls and decorative glass milk saying that she and Lostetter thought a great bottles are among the treasures found here. deal about what type of clientele they wanted Upstairs is a room with assorted wicker and to deal with. wood items. The Wall along the stairs, and in "We wanted basically independent women- the hall, is decked with baskets and small working women and housekeepers," Lostetter cabinets. The bright room behind the front said, explaining why they decided to specialize room is filled with unusual cookbooks for every in housewares. occasion. . The three years following graduation found McCarthy working at the local Hallmark card DUE TO limited cash and space, McCarthy store, and Lostetter working at Leggetts and Lostetter have strived to stock what will department store, to build up the collateral best please their customers, and still maintain necessary to put a down pay menton the store. top standards of quality. They take pride in the fact that The Wickerbasket carries hard-to- AFTER THREE years of living on peanut find housewares. butter sandwiches and hot dogs, they pooled "We try to keep new things in . . . different their savings, and had what they figured to be from other stores. We like to think of ourselves half of what they needed. At this point, the as unique," McCarthy explained. approached a bank for a loan to match their The atmosphere in The Wickerbasket savings. provides a prime spot to display the talent of About May 1978 the girls signed a lease on some of the local artisans. On consignment, the the store, in June they formed a partnership, owners often sell ceramics and wood items and by the end of August, the Wickerbasket among other handiwork done by area craft- was open for business. smen. There is little markup on these crafts Now in operation for over two years, Mc- such as potholders, aprons, cutting boards and Carthy and Lostetter credit the success of The pottery. But, McCarthy and Lostetter welcome Wickerbasket to the enthusiastic attitude that the opportunity to provide an outlet for local got them started, and keeps them going today. craftsmen who would otherwise only sell at They call each other "partner," and are of periodical bazaars and fairs. noticeable kindred spirit in almost everything The girls both said that as far as they could they do or say. Every business decision is tell, they would remain with the store. made jointly. "Right now this is exactly what I want to be "Occasionally, when we are having doing .. ." Lostetter said, "and all I can think problems, Diane really lets them bring her of wanting to do."

THE WICKERBASKET, above left, at 188 South Main St., shares a building with Blue Mountain Records. Below, left, Diane McCarthy, co-owner and operator, says, "We saw a gap in the market and we tried to fill it." Mc- Carthy and her partner, Ada Lostetter, are both JMU graduates. Above, a colorful, attractive assortment of mugs hangs on display from the ceiling in the store's front room. Photos by Mike Blevins