, Prevent Take Unwanted Earth Control Quakes Pills Copyright 1971 by the Associated Students of the California Institute of Technology, Incorporated. ;Verume LXXII Pasadena, California, Thursday, April 1, 1971 Number 22 Ramo Inaugurates Systems Engineering Seminar Series by Paul Levin of TRW, Inc., which he helped to and alternatives. "The systems engi­ Caltech's systems engineering found. In introducing him, Dr. neer must understand society as course began Tuesday night with an Beckman praised Ramo's untiring well as he understands science and unexpected dedication of Ramo efforts on the Board of Trustees' technology." Auditorium. After Dr. Arnold various commi ttees. This isn't the way in which Beckman had introduced the princi­ Shopping List everyone defines systems engi­ pal speaker, Dr. Simon Ramo, he Systems engineering, Dr. Ramo neering. Many people have corne up proposed a toast to a slightly explained, is no easy matter. Even with narrow but inaccurate defini­ bewildered Dr. Ramo and to the defining it is a difficult task. Hence tions. It would be fallacious to say new auditorium. Niceties, like a he attempted to give the series a that since systems engineering built bottle of champagne and a wine broad ovenliew of the subject. To the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, waiter, were thoughtfully provided do this he had prepared a "shopping systems engineering can improve by The California Tech and Dr. list" of important ideas. education. Others have wrongly Ralph Miles, the professor in charge It was first necessary to define stated that since computers can of Ae 241. systems engineering. He felt that a model traffic flows on a freeway, It was fitting that Dr. Ramo, a good definition would be "doing computers can solve all of our Caltech alumnus, research associate, something right-so it's hard to problems. Neither view is correct. and trustee, should be the first argue against it [systems engi­ Fun and Games speaker. He is currently Vice­ neering]." He explained that this Systems engineering requires that Chairman of the Board and Chair­ involved being logical and complete goals be defined, a rather difficult man of the Excecutive Committee and considering interactions, goals task considering that in most cases we don't know what we want. ",abel Magnate Avery Post Mortem There is hope for this problem: ".' J public pressure has already made pollution, education and medicine joins Tech Trustees matters of the highest priority. Dr. Ramo mentioned that there ,-:~~5tanton Avery has become a Frosh Orientation Part IT is a conflict between systems ,'~;i'1ber of the Caltech Board of engineering and the American po­ ;(IJ~tees according to Ted Combs, litical system. "Logic is not near the On Saturday, April 10 at Tourn­ (l) Choosing an option-seperate of the Dean's office. All upperclass­ ,ecretary to the Board. Avery is the top of the list in the political ament Park, the Institute and the Y tables on Chemistry, Physics and '()"fl'lder and chairman of the board men, graduate students, and faculty approach." This does not mean that are co-sponsoring a Freshmen Ed­ Astronomy, Math, Biology, Geo­ or '\very Products Corp. interested in participating should the systems approach isn't used in ucation Workshop-a follow up to logy, Engineering, and Humanitites After taking a year off from contact the Y office, extension politics; it is just applied selectively. Freshman Orientation. It will be a and the Social Sciences. Po;-nona College to travel in China 2163. Freshmen can sign up with Whenever a candidate gathers a chance for Freshmen to reflect back (2) Undergraduate Research-one lH 1929, Avery returned to find their Resident Associates. group of specialists to help him win on their first two terms and to look that when he received his degree cross-divional table. a campaign, he is using systems ahead tp the next three years. (1932) a depression was on. That (3) The Independent Study Pro­ Continued from Page One engineering. The Saturday Workshop will gram yea, he borrowed $100 from his Once the goals for a project have comprise two sessions. The morning All of the April fools at the fia'1cee and launched Avery Prod­ (4) Exchanging, Interning, & been established, enough in­ is to be spent in small groups Leaving California Tech office ucts by turning parts from a formation must be gathered so that devoted to an evaluation of the past proudly [loudly?] present- washing machine, a seWing machine, (5) Planning the furtme of the project can be designed to meet " •.,; .a sabre saw into a label-cutting seven months from the point of freshmen courses-a coordinated dis­ these goals. This requires a team of view of the freshmen participants. A View of War - Page Two .l~chine. (She married him for her cussion of Biology. Physics and people with diverse backgrounds Where appropriate, the goups may Math Avoid the Draft by Blowing ney?) Glass - Page Three and specialties. Here is where a <. fhe business grew and grew. Last begin to formulate proposals for (6) Preparing for Medical School. Jazz Quartet to Compete at computer can be an immense help, change. Though the session will be Others will be formed in re '''1r, sales exceeded $127 million, Pacific Coast Festival - Page Four but it still can't solve the problems. 1 in the hands of freshmen, upper­ sponse to issues raised in the .-' J 5% over the year before. The Critical Earache - Page Four Since no project has an infinite time classmen and faculty.will be present morning. )At 63, Avery is still quite active. Entropic Gangbanging; or, What's a limit, the team will always have to as resources. addition to his business he is a Free Food Nice Guy Like You Doing at make do with something less than ··.~ftee The afternoon will focus on .of the tImtington Library The workshop will begin with A Place Like This - Page Five complete information. specific educational alternatives at ;} c, Art Gallery, the LA. County coffee and donuts at 9:30 am, Andromeda Strain Infects So What's New? Caltech. Among the groups already 'ihim of Art, and the Claremont Saturday morning. A catered lunch Screen - Page Five. Systems engineering may be a :~?uate scheduled are SchooL will be served at noon, compliments Tennis: The Ultimate Racket, new word, but it has been applied with Coach Johnny - Page Six for many years. For example, when ,~-~iws Briefs Beckman Calendar - Page Seven the telephone was invented, it was .;;, .', .f'J ~ '.... A Salute to Baxter; or, study not sold to the customer as a single in hexing - Page Eight Continued on Page Two Caltech Fi.fth in Putnam Exam A Physicist's Place Is... :c~ the team of Leonidas Guibas, Eugene R. Wilson Joins was named the outstanding young T)avid J. Smith, and Andrew M. Caltech Development Program man of Bowling Green, Ohio, by its Qdly.zko placed fifth in the annual Eugene R. Wilson has been Junior Chamber of Commerce. 'Villiam Lowell Putnam Mathematics appointed director of special pro­ He and his wife, Mary Ann, have ,~rnpetition, which attracts the best jects in Caltech's development two sons, Jeff, 6, and Andrew, 3. ,allege mathematics students in the program, Truman Clawson, director Unitec. States and Canada. Odlyzko of development; announced today. Bust Talk At also received an individual honor­ Wilson comes to Caltech from Ruddock Monday ~ble mention. Bowling Green State University in What's it like to get busted? How Over 1,500 students from 288 Ohio, where he was director of can you avoid it? What should you ,:olleges and universities participated development and assistant to the do if you get busted? Mike Sperry ;;1 the examination, which is in its president. He and his family have will answer these and other q ues­ 30th year. Teams winning any of settled in Arcadia at 1126 La Rosa tions Monday evening, April 5 at the 'lrst five places of the Putnam Road. 7:30 p.m. in the Ruddock House e;veht are considered outstanding. Wilson graduated from Bowling lounge. All those interested in how . In the past decade Caltech has Green in 1960 and took a master's "the man" operates or in my case, \vmi twice, been second once, third degree in radio and television or don't believe the rumors, are Oilce, fourth once, fifth twice, and broadcasting from Syracuse Univers­ invited to stop in. scored honorable mentions three ity. He worked in student personnel times. assignments at the University and According to Prof. David Boyd, later was manager of radio-TV Thunderbirds to who supervised the Caltech entrants, advertising for Columbia Gas of Fly Saturday Dr. C. S. Wu, physicist, discussed the place 'Jf women in the field of science the competition emphasizes at the latest seminar in the YMCA's Women in Science series. Topics discussed Ohio in Columbus. This Saturday, April 3, the included the lack of women in the field of physics [with very few-but notable ­ ingenuity and problem-solving abil· In 1966 he returned to the Thunderbirds, the Air Force Aerial exceptions, such as Mme. Curie] and discrimination against those women who ity. Bowling Green campus. In 1969 he Continued on Page Six do work in the {ield. -Photo by Ctein. Page Two THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, April 1, 1971 Guest Editorial War Is Hell "Letters. • .We Get Letters • • •" Samu el said to Saul, 'The Lord sent me to anoint you king over his people Israel. Now listen to the voice of the Lord. This To the editor: To The Editor Blue Chip stamps right along with, is the very word of the Lord of Hosts: "I am resolved to punish It is distressing to find that the The last election saw many new "bargain discounts;" and Caltech the Amalekites for what they did to Israe!, how they attacked California Tech employs a reporter candidates and few new ideas. Of herself mixes the "Pass" with the who is quite insensitive to the course, "few" does not mean them on their way up from Egypt." Go now and fall upon the "Fail." So ASClT should have no aspirations of women. In your "none," so perhaps the candidates fear of mixed motivation. Amalekites and destroy them, and put their property under ban. report on Professor Marjorie with ideas will be among those who Why might people in ASClT Spare no one; put them all to death, men and women, children Caserio's talk you emphasize her got elected. But this should not (who have the most to gain) not and babes in arms, herds and flocks, camels and asses.' role as a housewife, but do not even distract us from an overwhelming like this idea? It might give them Thereupon Saul called out the levy and mustered them in bother to give her the proper fact: it was a campaign of old ideas, something to do. professional title. The report on the Telaim. There were two hundred thousand foot-soldiers and not new ones. And if elections are -Seth Roberts seminar she gave is supercilious in like this, what must the rest of the Dabney House another ten thousand from Judah. He came to the Amalekite tone starting with the title of the year resemble? city and halt~d for a time in the gorge. Meanwhile he sent word published picture, "Kitchen Chem­ What can we do about this to the Kenites to leave the Amalekites and come down, 'or', he istry." Does Feynman's role as a wasteland? I propose that ASCIT Dear Sirs, said, 'I shall destroy you as well as them; but you were friendly husband and father interfere with pay students for new, clever ideas. Now that the Congress has his reputation as a physicist? I feel to Israel when they came up, from Egypt.' So the Kenites left More specifically, ASCIT should pay approved a Constitutional Amend­ that the least the California Tech money for ingenious ways of the Amalekites. Then Saul cut the Amalekites to pieces, all the ment to lower the voting age to 18 can do is publish an apology and improving things around here. The years for all elections, it is the way from Havilah to Shur on the borders of Egypt. Agag the insure that such seminars are payment, of course, would be in responsibility of each state legis­ king of the Amalekites he took alive, but he destroyed all the covered more objectively in future. direct proportion to the simplicity, lature to decide whethet this people, putting them to the sword. Amitava Gupta, helpfulness, and "ease of imple­ measure will become law. For over -I Samuel 15:1-8 Graduate Student in Chemistry mentation" of the proposed idea. one hundred years the Republican And it should be made clear from Party has supported the extension SaJ~· To the editor: the start that the money will be of the franchise. We supported the Ramo Can the Caltech academic com­ paid before the idea is put into 15th Amendment to allow Black munity truly claim it welcomes operation (so that ASCIT will be Americans to full voting rights of all women participants when the careful in selecting which ideas to citizens. We supported the 19th "Design For Freedom" student newspaper denies a woman work on, and so that students will Amendment to extend the franchise scientist her professional title and receive payment soon enough to to women. It is now time for our Continued from Page One of people to teach the subject. He calls her Mrs! We refer to the make a difference.) party at all levels to welcome unit, leaving him to string his own said that the American universities photo of Dr. Marjorie Caserio, The details of this plan have America's youth into the rolls of wires and erect his own poles. The could "turn out systems engineers, Professor of Chemistry at UC Irvine limited importance, so I will give the nation's voters. same company also undertook to but that the field needed to be and co-author of a well known only a sketch: (1) Suggestion boxes We believe that eleven million install the wires, poles and switching made into an intellectual discipline. organic text used at Caltech, which should be placed in all the houses. new voters can make a significant equipment and to supply the As in other branches of engineering, appeared on the front page of the (2) Some open-minded (yet practi­ contribution to the dialogue of operators and repair crews to make the best systems engineers are last issue of the California Tech. cal) people from ASClT should democracy which we pursue daily. the telephone system work. probably not the best instructors of The caption of her photo, "Kitchen regularly collect the ideas, judge This dialogue will be expanded by Contrast this with the way in the subject. Chemistry," ridicules and insults a them, and dispense awards accord­ the elimination of the legal incon­ which a city was built. It just sort He was asked why he expected serious scientist. Such sexist atti­ ingly. They should then put the sistencies that presently exist in the of happened. Dr. Ramo commented this country to have any more tudes have no place in an institution plans into effect. (3) To begin with, dual system of laws governing that while the idea of engineering a success with the systems approach which prides itself on being sup- I suggest the awards range from one federal and state elections. city was an intriguing one, it did than the Russians and other Com­ erior. to fifty dollars, most being close to We urge you to press for the point up some of the limitations munist countries were have haVing Dr. Nancy Beach ten. speedy approval of this Amendment and difficulties of the systems (presumably they have been using Dr. Paula Bernstein Some objections: "The ASClT to ensure that young people 18-20 approach: The goals of a city are similar techniques for quite some Jill Rawlings budget!" Answer: One less "party years of age will have the opportun­ well-nigh impossible to define, and time.). Personal incentives and re­ Chemistry party," ten or more new ideas. ity to take part in the full range of the amount of information needed wards, he felt, were chiefly respon­ Objection: "Students shouldn't electoral activities next year and to design a city properly is sible, along with a personal interest have to be paid to come up with hereafter. staggering. He predicted that if a in the results. Besides, he said, if we Good journalism dictates that ideas, they should do it just for the -Bob Dole city were ever designed in this make it our goal to do better, we proper titles should be given for good of others, with only some Chairman manner, the result would not be can use the systems approach to people mentioned in the news. We small gain for themselves. Virtue Republican National Committee satisfactory to everyone, but it achieve this goal, too. erred in the caption cited in the should be its own reward." Answer: would still be far superior to any two letters above, and we are truly Applied to the area of sexual Tb . city in existence. "If you want ***** sorry about it. We can only state relations, I think we can all see the error in this viewpoint. But let's CAlIFORNIATech freedom in a city, you're going to Next Tuesday at 7:30 pm, Dr. C. that such a journalistic botch does thursday, April 1; 1971 have to design for it." West Churchman, Professor of Busi­ not reflect the opinions of the look at some other examples: Some Volume LXXII Number 22 Dr. Ramo said that we face a ness Administration at the Univer­ ediotrs or of the staff on any topic religions have not only Heaven, but man-power shortage in the field of sity of California at Berkeley, will whatsoever. also Hell; some supermarkets give Published weekly except during systems engineering, and that this examination and vacation periods by speak on "Systems Engineering, the Associated Students of the shortage would continue for some Operations Research, and Manage­ California Institute of Technology, time because ther is also a shortage ment." Incorporated. The opinions expressed in all articles herein are strictly those : of the author and and do not , necessarily reflect those of the editors or the newspaper staff. 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CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCES Thursday and Friday from 6:45 Starting Saturday from 12:45 Daily Page Four THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, April 1, 1971 The Critical Earache Caltech Jazz Quartet You Are Not Alone On The Road To Ruin to Compete in Pacific Jazz Festival CAST A LONG SHADOW by Little the album together is the presence Jolivet:Concerto for Piano and popular pieces in its orchestral of Dion DiMucci's voice and guitar. Orchestra; Milhaud: Concerto for form. This version, for piano and Richard; Epic EG30428 The Caltech Jazz Quartet, an This album is a repackaging of On this album he seems a bit more Piano and Orchestra No.1; Mil­ string quartet, was arranged by organization formed this year as an two 1967 records, "The Explosive self-assured and alive. It is a good haud: La Creation du Monde Milhaud from the ballet score. offshoot of the Caltech Jazz Band, Little Richard," and "Greatest album. (Quartet Version) Orchestre de las Things are both lost and gained in will compete in the Pacific Coast Hits," as a double album. The idea Societe des Concerts Du Conserva­ the translation, making this an Jazz Festival on Saturday, April 3, . seems to be to cash in on the rock ROAD TO RUIN by John and toire de Paris, conducted by the almost totally different piece. What at San Fernando State College. The and roll revival. If one is interested Beverly Martin; Warner Brothers respective composers, Trio a Cordes is lost is obvious; it is the same members of the group are Russ in good old-fashioned rock and roll, 1882 Francais, Entremont, piano. Colu­ thing lost when a string serenade is (Wop) Pinizzotto (Lloyd), drums; this is an album to buy. It has This is a better than good album. mbia MS 7432. reduced to a piano piece. Gained is Wayne Anderson (Fleming), electric; Little Richard doing songs such as This album is the child of a Milhaud, along with Honegger, an adhering neo-Clasical clarity and Don Simons (graduate student), "Lucille," "Long Tall Sally," "Tutti marriage of folk and jazz, and it is a was probably the most vital and form reminiscent of Stravinsky. The piano; and A.J. Owens (graduate Frutti," "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' beautiful child. The first cut, sophisticated member of the "Les ragtime/syncopation and blues third student), trumpet. On," "Jenny, Jenny," "Land of a "Primrose Hill," is now one of my Six." This creative vitality and become something new, something The Festival is a competition Thousand Dances," and "Function favorite songs. Ths musicianship of sophistication is very evident in totally different from their orchest­ among college jazz groups. The at the Junction," most of which he the whole album is impressive. The both the concerto and the "Crea­ ral counterparts. entries are in the categories of big wrote. In the field of rock and roll, vocals are beautiful, and the in­ tion," especially in his use of 1920's Jolivet composed mainly under bands, combos, and vocalists. Each Richard Penniman really has "Cast a strumental passages are impressive, jazz idioms. the influence of Berg and Schoenb­ group performs for twenty minutes Long Shadow." too. The mind boggles. The piano concerto is by no erg. His works are twentieth-century me ans a great concerto. It lacks in program music, highly reflective of before a panel of judges, and the winners will go to the national RING OF HANDS by Argent; Epic MANNA by Bread; Elektra EKS­ both form and development, the Jolivet's philosophy and ideas. His competition in minois. 30128 74086 barcarole is far too vague to pull concerto is a reworking of a The Jazz Quartet under its If you have listened to any rock This album shows that Bread is the listener along, making the composition of his that is based on professional pseudonym, Ancient radio stations lately, you have not just a random group full of movement seem overlong. And this music from Africa, Asia and Poly­ Clay, has. performed several times probably heard one cut from this bubblegum. There is evidence that condition is almost saved by the nesia. It provides 23 minutes of on campus and for various private album, that cut being "Sweet Bread is turning into a really great finale. music, with some parts worth parties. They will play in the Mary." Please do not confuse this group. For the time being, they are However, as mentioned, the listening to. Festival at the rediculously early with the bubblegum "Sweet Mary" a good group with very good concerto is full of ideas, most of Technically the record is well hour of 10:00 a.m. The Festival is by another group; this is the funky lyricists as members. I wish, how­ them highly imaginative. And some done. Entremont's playing is good, open to the public and admission is one. ever, that they would have a word of the resolutions in the first although his style is a bit too two dollars. Anyway, Argent is not a super­ with the album design people at movement are beautifully interest­ grandiose for the "Creation." He group, and "Ring of Hands" is not Elektra, because "Manna" is strange­ ing. As might be said, the first does manage to bring out as much a super album. They are both good, ly packaged. But then, when did movement alone is worth the price of the best as possible in the two however, ranging from commercial you last' see a package of manna . of listening. concertos, while leaving enough funkiness to more abstract rock. In anywhere? "La Creation du Munde" is clarity in the "Creation" suite. the name of music, please ignore -Nick Smith probably one of Milhaud's most -E. Gansner the disc jockeys who keep saying that either a)Argent is new name for the Zombies or b) that "Sweet Mary" is the best song on the IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER - ASK album. Neither is true, contrary to the opinions of KRLA and KHJ. A PEANUT BUTTER FREAK - HE KNOWS! Listen to the album. You may even decide to buy it. IF SOUND IS YOUR THING YOU'RE NOT ALONE by Dion; Warner Brothers WBI872 COME TO DOW SOUND CITY This is the third album by the modern Dion, and the second on this label. It is a thing of beauty in WHERE THE SOUND FREAKS WORK! .the way that music by Elton John or James Taylor is beautiful. Dion wrote most of the songs himself, but he included three others, one by Melanie and two by Lennon­ McCartney. The one thing holding

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The ultimate in but want to see the film, try the mented a crisis caused by exposure technologyical preparadness is about following~ (if this description does to earth of a space-spawned to be revealed to you. It's time for not already fit): Sleep in your socks by Tom Matoi One of the more crucial meetings organism. In adapting The Operation Wildfire, and even those for a week, mess your hair, select Last term, the new ASCIT BOD of the year will be the upcoming Andromeda Strain to the screeen, who badmouth at the disposition of your favorite outfit (the more holes was futilely attempting to survive budget planning session, where a Mr. Wise has fairled to equal their tax money had best be and patches, the better). Present quring finals week and did little to tentative budget for the present Michael Crichton's hair-raising real­ impressed. Constructed expressly for yourself at Universal City with the gain the confidence and support of fiscal year, March 1, 1971 to ism. Nevertheless, in pure Holly­ the isolation and study of unknown message that you are a forward­ the students. Now, in less troubled February 29, 1972, will be adopted. wood contrivance, the screen organisms (well, mayeb a little looking campus leader. They will times, in a continuing effort to This meeting will be held on the version will still keep the audience biological warfare stuff on the escort you at once to the Exceutive increase the rapport between ASCIT night of Thursday, April I, in ~ued to their seats unheedful of the weekends), the Defense Department Projection Room. Once there, a members and the Board, the clubroom one at 7:30 p.m. call to popcorn or the lavatory. has paid the rent (with a little help Universal representative will rap members are strongly urged to write Here is one final item for those A U.S. satellite has returned to from their friends) on a 5-level with you and other freeloaders in to the ASCIT office giving their who were left wondering about our earth and gone kerplunk in Pied­ underground hidaway: Quiet desert an attempt to get you to pass the suggestions, criticisms, and reactions "new" tax status, 501 (c) (3), mont, Ariz. (Piedmont, Ariz??) The setting; style, ultra-mod and conical; word on campus that movies are concerning BOD policies and decis­ which was mentioned in the March populace knows what to do... they novel decending entranceway; de­ better than ever. Raise your hand ions. Furthermore, if a member 4th Board minutes. Pending a more carry it to the local M.D. Logical? contamination sauna with hot-and­ when he asks who in the group would like to bring a request or a comprehensive study ta find all the Of course. With fundamental wis­ cold-running alpha chlorophin hasn't seen a film in the past 10 possible resolution before the loopholes and traps, it is at least dom the doc decides to vivisect. stocked laboratory; food for a year; year~ ... this will discourage his Board, a memo should be sent to necessary to relate that this tax Sensible? Of course. Zap! Old doc Musak, and a self-destruct system spiel on the new discount card. the ASCIT secretary, Jeff Hurn, in status requires ASCIT to satisfy the has goofed again. Bodies every­ for that"special occasion." Then sit back and enjoy the free advance, so that the material may criteria of a non-profit organization where. .. Andromeda is loose and What better place for a few flick. .." be researched and placed on the and requires ASCIT to refrain from on the town. Two government friendly scientists to gather for a It's really good~honest-and be­ agenda. supporting any political candidate. trackers in search of the satellite go day or two with Andromeda and sides, guess who's in the credits !he same route. Mission control the two survivors. It's save-the­ under "Scientific Background Sup­ Booles sends replacemnts in protective gear. world-time in Hollyland. port Provided By.. ?" Yup, Caltech Their inventory comes up with 49 You really must see what and JPL, the old hambones. or so bodies (dead), 1 satellite happens. There isn't any sex That's show biz... (damaged), and 2 survivors (1 baby, (hiss-boo), but there's a computer in Entropic Gang Banging I old man). Conclusion: we finally that pad that wHl blow your mind. 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by Coach John Lamb The line-up in singles in order of The Caltech Varsity Tennis Team strength is as follows: Arthur Ellis, seems a little weaker than last year sophomore; Bruce Jacobsen, fresh­ and the opposition a little stronger, man; Pat McCrea, freshman; Alan in most instances. Brothers, sophomore; Neil Risch, The loss of Bill Almassy, last junior; Don Franks, sophomore. In SPORTS! year's school champion, and George doubles, Brothers and Jacobsen play Lantos, number four singles player, No.1, followed by Ellis-McCrea, has not been offset by incoming and Ken Tummel-John Zima, both freshmen. There are, however, two freshmen, at No.3. Season to date: IH Bridge Qualifying good frosh prospects, Gary Rabins and Bruce Jacobsen, but they are Caltech % Redlands 8% Howell's Homer Rounds to 8e -Meld relatively inexperienced. Caltech 0 CHM 9 At mid-point in the season, the Caltech 7 Whittier 2 -Photo by Dash Starts Season Sunday in Winnett team lines up in order with Ken Caltech 3 Pumona 6 Pischel, junior; Andy Chow, junior; Occidental is not fielding a by John Tristano by Charles Johnson Don Smith, senior; Bruce Eisenhart, Junior Varsity Team this season. Classified Ads I Tom Howell started Caltech's The qualifying round for this sophomore; Jim Crawford, senior; The league seems to be in better baseball season off with a real blast year's Interhouse Bridge Tourney and Gary Rabins, freshman. In balance than in the past few years, last Tuesday as he ripped the first will be held Sunday at 1:00 in doubles, Pischel and Chow are No.1, as the perennial champion, Red­ HELP WANTED pitch of league competition over the Winnett Club Room 1. Any team of followed by Smith-Crawford and lands, is not as strong as usual and right field fence for a home run. 4, 5 or 6 members from a particular Eisenhart- Rabins. several other league schools seem Typist for the Tech. Reasonably The game looked easily in hand undergraduate house will be eligible Andy Chow has been the best stronger. Claremont-Mudd should be fast, willing to work on campus until the second inning when to compete. Multiple entries from a scorer in matches to date, followed favored to upset Redlands if anyone and at weird hours., Call campus Redlands broke through to starting house are invited, but each member by Jim Crawford. Until Gary Rabins does, with Occidental having an extension 2154. pitcher Dave Turner for three runs. of a competing team must be from was sidelined by an ankle injury, he outside chance based upon their T~ANSLATORS ROUMANIAN They then clobbered Dave for nine the same house. We hope that all also held up the scoring for Caltech. depth. with scientific training required. All runs in the third. Tom Howell and interested players will come out for Doubles results have been more languages and disciplines. Free-lance. Doug Matchett finished off the a relaxed afternoon of bridge and balanced, with each team having its Send resume to Box 5456, Santa pitching, yielding a total of twenty help unseat present interhouse good and bad matches. Barbara. CA 93103. runs to Redlands. Fielding errors trophy holder Page. Results to date: The format will be Swiss Team cost Tech many runs. In the seventh Caltech 1 Loyola 8 Continued from Page One of Four at victory points. This Demonstration -Team, will perform inning Doug Matchett led off with a Caltech 2 Cal Lutheran 7 FOR SALE features a series of short, power­ triple and scored on a throwing Caltech 0 U San Deigo 9 and 1:00 p.m. at George Air Force matched, team vs. team contests error. 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APRIL 4 5 6 1 9 10 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM 2 performances 3 p.m. & ATHENAEUM, 6:30 8 p.m. Pasadena Symphony 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture Series: The Circulation Har­ p.m., Caltech Hillel's Orchestra with Patricia Gar­ Second Annual Kosher side and Susann McDonald vey Couldn't See with Drs. Wallace G. Frasher and Har­ e.•.. Passover Seder. For re­ performing Mozart's Flute } servations call ext. 2453. and Harp Concerto, $4-3-2; old Wayland. Free. Students $1. I APRIL 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM. 4p.m .. BECKMAN AUDITORIUM. s,ao BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM The Committee conducts a special p.m., THE KIPNIS MIME COM­ 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture Silent Movies: 7:30 p.m.: workshop; open to ALL students 8:30 p.m. Pacific Oaks Col­ 8:30 p.m. Direct from San (lD required): FREE. PANY in a new revue called "Opus Series: The Contribution of "Singalong"; 7:40: "Perils 8:30 p.m. THE COMMITTEE in an Blue ... is Pink." Features Bartok's Progressive Myopia to the of Pauline" Episode; 8:00 lege and Caltech present Francisco, THE COMMIT­ evening of improvisational theater. "Miraculous Mandarin." $5.50-4.50­ Jerome Kagan, Ph. D., TEE, in an all new revue. $5.50-4.50-3.50. Caltech students: 3.50; Caltech students $1 off; also Rise of Impressionism: Vis­ p.m.: Rudolph Valentino in $1 off; also reductions for Caltech reductions for Caltech family. ual Problems in the History "Son of the Sheik" General speaking on "Motive and $5.50-4.50-3.50. Caltech family. Thought in the Young students: $1 off. Also re­ Examinations for removal of of Art. Cary Lu, Division of admission: $2.50; Students: conditions and incompletes. Biology, Caltech. Free. $2; Caltech Students: $1 Child." Free. ductions for Caltech family. ADD DAY APRIL 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

~i~Kiv;;:N MAUg';';;IU'J:iMgo~~ BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM po,er TERRY RILEY in lhe final 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture 7:30 p. m. PACIFIC event of the Encounters 70·71 Con· Series: The Communica. SOUTHWEST INTERCOL­ LEGIATE CHORAL FES­ on~.?:.~.:electric~;.e.l.~.:~.;~.~~.:.ri.:~.~Cu.mR.:.l:.rP.organ, soprano saxophone~.~:_Y.' G. Bergman, Ph.D., Assis- .'::~''~'{>.'.;' '~:'" -',,~ . .. +-t.io.n.S_G_ap_.in_.S.Cl•.e.n.c.e•.•R_'-1-- ',",' •. TlVAL. 300 tickets avail­ with tape delay, $3.50 general ad- tant Professor of Chemistry, able at $3.00 General Ad­ ::~~~~~;: $:L for stUdents; Caltech Caltech. Free. .. mission. APRIL 26 27 28 29 30 MAY 1 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM, Sil­ BECKMAN AUDITORIUM. 11 a.m. DABNEY LOUNGE, 8:15 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture ent Movies: 7:30 p.m.: "Sing­ (SOLD OUT) and 1 p.m. CHILD:" p.m. Dabney Hall of the REN'S SERIES: "AnnabeHe Broom" Series: Isotopes, Clima,te along"; 7:40: "Perils of Pauline" presented by the State Repertory Humanities. THE CHAM­ and Ice Ages. Samuel Ep-. Episode; 8:00: THE GREAT Theatre. Adults: $1.75 General Ad­ COMEDIANS-Fields, Langdon, mission, Children: $1.25 General Ad­ BER ARTS PLAYERS in a stein, Ph.D., Professor of mission. program of Beethoven and Keaton, Chaplin, Chase and 8:30 p.m., THE ROMEROS. guitar­ Geochemistry, Caltech Free Poliard. General admission: ists. Introduced to American aud­ Brahms. Free. iences nine years ago as "the Royal $2.50; Students: $2; Caltech ,. Family of the Guitar." $5.50 and Midterm Week Grindge! students: $1. Midterm Week ... Sigh! $4.50; Caltech students $1 off. MAY 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM 8:15 p. m. DABNEY 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture Tue,day nigfil' Last Day to Drop Gasses 8:30 p.m. THE CALTECH LOUNGE, Dabney Hall of Series: Reflections on BAND presents their annual Today has been Exams for admission to the Humanities. SHANLEY Venus, R. M. Goldstein, allfie cancelled due to concert. $1 General Admis­ VIRTUOSI in a program of Ph.D., Visiting Associate lack of interest lRflFORNIATech upperclass status, '71-'72 sion, $.50 students; Free to Bach, Ravel, Rachmaninov, Professor of Planetary 'ile.llllovie, ASCIT members. wantlJ YOU WJ lItaff and Beethoven. Free. Science, Caltech. Free. Exams for admission to Mid·Term Deficiency Notices Due - 9:00 a.m. DROP DAY upperclass status '71-'72 MAY 9 10 n 12 13 14 15 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM BECKMAN AUDITORIUM Silent Movies: 7:30 p.m.: May 14 and 15, 8:30 p.m. 3:30 p.m. Coleman Cham­ 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture "Singalong"; 7:40: "Perils THE CALTECH GLEE CLUB ber Music Association pre­ Series: Neutrinos from the of Pauline" Episode; 8:00: presents their annual home con­ sents BORODIN QUAR­ Sun, R. W. Kavanagh, D. W. Griffiths'INTOLER­ cert. General Admission: $2.50; TET. $5-4-3.Caltech stud­ Ph.D., Professor of Physics, ANCE. General Admission: Students: $1; Caltech Students: ents: 50 FREE tickets avail­ Caltech. Free. $2.50; Students: $2; Cal­ free; Caltech faculty and staff: $2. able. tech Students: $1. MAY 16 11 18 19 20 22 BECKMAN AUDITORIUM 8:30 p.m. Caltech Lecture BECKMAN AUDITORIUM Series: Mayan Hieroglyphic' 8:30 p.m. SOLD OUT! Dr. Writing, R. P. Feynman, lRf.FORNIATech L. S. B. Leakey presents is possibly the world's of~ Ph.D., Professor of Theore­ best newspaper. "Exploring in the Land tical Physics, Caltech. Free. the Sonjo." General Admis-I'f: sion: $3; Students: $2.50; Pre-Registration for First Caltech Students $2. Term [all week1 MAY 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 Final Examinations for BECKMAN AUDITORIUM, Sil­ ent Movies: 7:30 p.m.: "Sing­ Seniors and Grad along"; 7:40: "Perils of Pauiine" Students Start Episode; 8:00: Fritz Lang dir­ ects the spectacular METROPO­ LIS. General Admission: $2.50; Students: $2; Caltech students: $1.00.

MAY 30 31 JUNE 1 2 3 4 5 MEMORIAL DAY Memorial Day Holiday Final Examinations for for employees pIJ~SE READ THE Seniors and Grad '1IUer.; to yourself. Students End LOUD READING­ ANNO~S YOUR. :l J' Nf \I;HBORS '" ,~)

JUNE 6 1 Blark! It's 8 9 10 11 End of Third Term 12 September 23 - Final Grade Reports Due Curriculum Committee COMMENCEMENT for Seniors and Grad Tuesday After 10:00 am lRflFORNIATech Registration of Freshmen Students September 25 - 25 Lunch Again Faculty Meeting New Student Orientation September 27 Wagner Festival A2,00pm General Registration 7:00a.m. September 28 120 dB Class Day F I N S Classes Begin Page Eight THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, April 1, 1971

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