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Flanimals: the Day of the Bletchling Free FREE FLANIMALS: THE DAY OF THE BLETCHLING PDF Ricky Gervais,Rob Steen | 64 pages | 04 Oct 2007 | FABER & FABER | 9780571238514 | English | London, United Kingdom Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling - Wikipedia The Bletchling is a super Blugone that is weirder, uglier and more terrifying than any other flanimal that exists or ever Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling existed. If you were to feed the brain of Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling Bletching to another Flanimal it would go mental, killing everything in its path. Even if you mashed the brain up and liquidised it and injected it into a Glonkthe Glonk would smash your face in. This is because the Bletchling's brain is evil on a molecular level. Bletchings brains are made of pure hate cells. One whiff of the giant inpsychosect made Flanimals spew and moan across the land. The Bletchlings were on their way. First hundreds, then thousands, then millions, then hundreds again. They waited as blood pumped into their wings. They flew high enough to swarm over every livng creature on the planet and destroy. They vomited their caustic goo onto all Flanimal life. First, it feels sticky. So sticky you're stuck. Then it burns and finally turns you into Flaimal stew. The Bletchling would descend and suck up the liquidized victim. The Flanimals decided to rise up against the Bletchlings, and they all united as an army to combat them. After a great battle, the Bletchlings were dwindling and the Flanimals winning, until more Bletchlings hatched. All the Flanimals were wiped out. The Bletchlings had won, but destroyed each other. The planet stood still, and there was Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling life. No life at all. This wiki. This wiki All wikis. Sign In Don't have an account? Start a Wiki. Biology [ edit edit source ] If you were to feed the brain of a Bletching to another Flanimal it would go Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling, killing everything in its path. History [ edit edit source ] Bletchlings rise from the ground every thousand years. Categories :. Cancel Save. Universal Conquest Wiki. Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling | A Flanimals Wiki | Fandom The book was published on 4 October and focuses on the Flanimals teaming up against an enormous swarm of Bletchling, a species that seeks to wipe out all other Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling life. The hardcover version of the book comes with a poster featuring a Clunge Ambler and a Molf, in a parody of the movie Jaws. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. This article does not cite any sources. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Children's literature portal. Ricky Gervais. Karl Pilkington. Animals Politics Fame Science Humanity. Categories : children's books British picture books Children's fiction books Faber and Faber books British children's books Picture book stubs. Hidden categories: Articles lacking sources from July All articles lacking sources All stub articles. Namespaces Article Talk. Views Read Edit View history. Help Learn to edit Community portal Recent changes Upload file. Download as PDF Printable version. Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling of the Deep. Flanimals: Pop Up. This article about a picture book is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Bletchling | A Flanimals Wiki | Fandom Flanimals is a book and a book series written by comedian Ricky Gervais. The book, illustrated by Rob Steendepicts a list of seemingly useless or inadequate animals, and their behaviour. The cover Flanimal is the Grundit. In AugustNorwich -based writer and artist John Savage issued a High Court writclaiming that the original book is based on his own work, Captain Pottie's Wildlife Encyclopedia. The writer claims Savage's artistic and literary copyright has been infringed by Gervais. A spokeswoman for Gervais said the concept and illustrations existed before Savage's work. Originally ITV had commissioned a television series Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling on the books, which had a predicted air date ofbut it was later scrapped. On 28 AprilVariety reported that a 3-Dcomputer-animated feature film is in production at Illumination Entertainmentknown for its summer blockbuster Despicable Me. Gervais will be the executive producer and will also lend his voice to the lead character, while The Simpsons writer Matt Selman will write the script. No further news has been made about the film since From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. Dewey Decimal. BBC News. Retrieved 12 August BBC News Online. Retrieved Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling January Retrieved 14 August Retrieved 7 January Children's literature portal. Ricky Gervais. Karl Pilkington. Animals Politics Fame Science Humanity. Categories : children's Flanimals: The Day of the Bletchling British picture books Children's fiction books Books by Ricky Gervais Faber and Faber books British children's books. Hidden categories: Use British English from October Use dmy dates from September Articles needing additional references from June All articles needing additional references All articles with unsourced statements Articles with unsourced statements from January Namespaces Article Talk. Views Read Edit View history. Help Learn to edit Community portal Recent changes Upload file. Download as PDF Printable version. Flanimals book cover. 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