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MAY EIGHTH

1909

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Oberlin will not be represented in tennis this year, but matches have been definitely arranged Published Every Other Friday of the Collegiate with Wooster and Wesleyan, and negotiations College. Year by the Students of Kenyon are now on for games with Denison, Case, and Reserve. BOARD OF EDITORS. Manager Farquhar is trying to get a western '09. Editor-in-Chie- SOUTHWORTH. f, . GEORGE SHEPARD trip during the week of the 13th. Illinois has Associate Editors. answered favorably, so that if Chicago and through. N. W. BURRIS. '09. R. B. BROWN, '11. Michigan come in the trip will go F. W. CARR. '09. C. D. RAREY, '11. A state tournament is being arranged to take W. J. BLAND, '10. R. A. WEAVER, '12. place the first week in June under the auspices R. M. WATSON, '12. W. A. THOMAS. '12. of Ohio State University. Each school will be . C. M. CABLE. '11. Business Manager. by two men in singles and one team Alumni Editor, A. K. TAYLOR'06. represented in doubles. Kenyon has a good show to win For Subscriptions and Advertisinj Space address the Business Manager, Gambier, Ohio. both events. Subscription, One Dollar and a Half per Year, in Advance. o Sinjle Copies. Fifteen Cents. event of Kenyon's first attempt of the Entered in the Post Office at Gambier, 0., as Second Class Matter. THEyear at track athletics has just past. Press of Simhr A Glenn, Columbus, 0. On Saturdav. May 8th, we met Wooster Uni versity at Wooster in a dual meet. Although EDITORIAL. at the time that this issue went Track to press the result was not known, Kenyon has the material to make seems liable to have a winning an equal showing with Wooster ; if not to defeat KENYONyet this year, in the shape of the team her. dozen matches have been tennis team. A half To make a success in track, a man must men have been practising scheduled and the count as an absolute essential, strict training. daily on the courts, and before Of course the captain of the team cannot know were dry in the gym. " Rog" Tennis. they whether this is being done by all the members Littleford, last year's captain, is of the squad or not, so it rests with each man missing from that team, but his the only man who expects to participate in any event to seems filled by Fred Carr, who was elected place TRAIN. captain of the University of Chicago's team last O not returning to the University, came spring, but Collegian below reprints a recent edi- Kenyon this Fall. George Southworth, to THEtorial from the University of Chicago Blakeslee White and Everett Sanderson, are all Daily. The criticism applies to men of every showing good form. From this quartet the college, and especially to the men of Kenyon, hopes to secure a team better than any college where isolation, tradition and, in the State. n other The College small numbers combine to aug-Ma- first match was played on May 5th with The and the ment the college man's habit of at Gambier. As many of the Cincinnati self-satisfacti- on. The editorial be made of four men. World. matches as can be will reads: "James R. Garfield, Roos- place the a. A tournament with Ohio State will take evelt's secretary of the interior, and himself latter part of the month. From Kenyon's comparatively recent graduate from college, is opinions of the col- defeat of Kenyon's rival in Columbus last year, extremely pessimistic in his accomplishments in actual life. In a the chance for another victory seems good. lege man's I 22 THE KEN YON COLLEGIAN. speech made by him at the dedication of the I MEETINGS. University Club Monday night, he said: 'Since leaving college I have often been pes- simistic about the college life and what educated Executive Committee. men are doing for their country. It is the idea Office of the Secretary of the Faculty. The that they are a specially privileged class which meeting was called to order by Dr. Reeves. has made college men fail to take the places they Members present were Messrs. Barber, Cureton, ought to have taken.'" Tunks, and Cassil. Minutes of the previous "This criticism of the college man is not meeting were read and accepted. altogether new and it derives additional force A budget of $20.00 was voted to Manager from that fact. Herbert Parsons, a New York Bland to take the team to Westerville; Congressman, arrived at about the same con- also to pay for four , purchased for the clusion in a discussion of the college man in poli- team by Coach Cromley. Voted to buy a tics written by him for The Maroon. R. T. 's mask. Crane, in a letter sent to the University Com- Voted to have one thousand vouchers printed mercial Club, finds himself entirely out of accord in pads of one hundred each. with everything in the line of higher education, Meeting adjourned. and intimates that he would think several times before he decided to employ a college man. Mr. Hall, H. B. Riley, Hubbard April 14, 1909 The meeting speaking before the University was called to order by Dr. Reeves. Commercial Club, tells its Members members that the present were Messrs. Tunks, Cassil, Walton, college man is too impatient of rou- details and Cureton Cunningham. - tine to succeed in and Minutes- of last business. meeting read and "These opinions, coming accepted. from all sides, from Treasurer's report: Money on men who have succeeded in hand, $106.19. widely different Report on Otterbein game: lines, some of them college men Guarantee, and some of $19.50; budget, $15.00; profit, $4.50. them not, are of the greatest significance. The Voted politician finds that Manager Bland retain this sum the college graduate unwilling and be granted a to waste his time on budget of $5.50 to take the anything but swaying large baseball team to Wooster. audiences and doing big things, balking at the Voted to play Miami Club 19. quiet man to man work that is necessary for June Voted a budget of $10.00 to Manager Sieg-chri- st success. The banker finds sit- the college man of the Glee Club to cover advertising ting back and waiting for a big opportunity, expenses. impatient of the small routine duties that form for a large part of Contracts the following tennis matches the business man's work. were ratified: The great manufacturer is entirely disgusted Wooster vs. Kenyon, May 7, at Wooster. with the higher education. The agreement seems Wooster vs. Kenyon, May 27 at Gambier. to be unanimous that, while increases education O. S. U. vs. Kenyon, May 5, at Columbus. a man's ability, the man is so fully aware of the O. S. U. vs. Kenyon, 5, at Gambier. improvement that the advantage is nullified. June Voted to pay $4.00 for the printing of "It may be that these sentiments are exag- vouchers. gerated. Perhaps the worthy speakers have given Voted to pay Dr. Streibert $2.00 for pictures some aid in the manufacture of the ghost with which used by Manager Cott of the Football Team they try to bring college men to a reali- in zation of the Cincinnati .advertising. their shortcomings. But the college Meeting adjourned. man should be warned. There is a large bucket of cold, wet water poised over the portal of his o Al ma Mater and as he opens the door in June to enter the world he might as well realize that Senior Class Meeting. there is one more initiation coming to him. The President called a meeting of the Senior If he he is thinks superior to the boy who left Committee consisting of Messrs. Cassil, Carr, grammar school to become an office boy he had Cureton, Kite, Brigman and Coolidge on April better revise his mental processes. He should 26th to arrange for the Commencement Week have confidence in his ability to do things, he Programme. The order of will should not events be much hesitate to hitch his wagon to a star the same as has been the usual Ken- so far as his custom at ultimate ambitions are concerned, yon. Commencement Week this year will be but when he enters the world most things are from June 19th to 24th. The complete pro- above him and he would profit by realizing the gramme is printed for the interest and the con- fact." venience of all. THE KEN YON COLLEGIAN. 123

The Eighty-Firs- t Commencement, Miss Merwin, Principal of Harcourt Place School, has consented to open the buildings for the accommodation of Commencement visitors. June Nineteenth to Twenty-Thir- d, Nineteen Hundred and Nine. Her kindness makes it certain that a large num- Gambier, Ohio. ber can be comfortably provided for. Rooms should be engaged in advance. The Trustees, the Faculty, the Alumni, in- Programme. cluding the Class of 1909, the former students Saturday, 19th. of the College and Academy, the clergy and the June invited guests, are all cordially invited to be 2:00 p. m. Baseball game Kenyon vs. Miami present at the Alumni Luncheon, given by the Athletic Club. College on Wednesday, June the 24th. 8:00 p. m. Informal Reception. Rosse Hall. Sunday, June 20th. 7:30 a. m. Celebration of the Holy Commun- ion. Church of the Holy Spirit. ALLEGHENY - KENYON DEBATE. 10:30 a. m. Morning Service. Sermon before the Theological Seminary. The Kenyon Debating Team was defeated 7:30 p. m. College Baccalaureate Service. in the contest held with the debating team of Allegheny College at Meadville, Pennsylvania, Monday, June 21st. April 23rd. The Kenyon team was represented 10:00 a. m. Stires Prize Debate. Philomathe- - by Mr. Bland, Mr. Brigman and Mr. Barber, all sian Hall, Ascension. three of the men not having been in the last 2:30 p. m. Annual Meeting of the Board of intercollegiate debate with Denison. The new Trustees. Hubbard Hall. team was picked after considerable rivalry in 2:30 p. m. Baseball Game Kenyon vs. Woo- - the two literary societies, and the men showed ster University. Benson Field. strength in their meet with Allegheny. Kenyon 7:30 p. m. Senior Play. Rosse Hall. The supported the negative side of the National Bank Class of 1909 will present Gascoigne's Deposits question and presented a good argu- " Supposes." ment. 10:30 p. m. Fraternity Banquets. The debate was held before a crowd of Alle- gheny supporters, nearly four hundred being Tuesday, June 22nd. present. The Kenyon team was shown every S:00 a. m. Bexley Alumni Breakfast. Colburn courtesy after the debate and its men were Hall. impressed with Allegheny as a college. It is 9:30 a. m. Adjourned Session of the Annual to be hoped the same relations in debate may be Meeting of the Board of Trustees. Hub- continued with Allegheny and Kenyon as have bard Hall. been begun this year. The program is given 12:00 p. m. Reunion and Luncheon of the below: Alumni of Nu Pi the Philomathesian and Allegheny Kenyon Kappa Societies. Ascension Hall. Debate. 2:00 p. m. Baseball game. Kenyon vs. Woo-ste- r Ford Memorial Chapel, Allegheny College, Mead- University. ville, Pa., Friday Evening, April 23, 1909, 4:00 to 6:00 p. m. President and Mrs. Pierce Dr. Wm. H. Crawford, Presiding. at home to Alumni and Commencement Visitors. Question Resolved, That National Bank S:00 p. m. Concert. Rosse Hall. The Kenyon Deposits should be secured by a Government Glee and Mandolin Clubs. Guarantee Fund. 10:00 p. m. Class Reunions. Affirmative Allegheny C. F. Lewis, R. R. Wednesday, June 24th. Yost, H. R. Harper. Morning 9.00 a. m. Prayer. Church of the Negative Kenj'on P. B. Barber, L. R. Holy Spirit. Brigman, W. J. Bland. 9:30 a. m. Eighty-firs- t Annual Commence- ment. Rosse Hall. Judges Dean Otto, F. II. Bert, Thiel Col- 12:00 p. m. Alumni Business Meeting. Ascen- lege, Greenville, Pa.; Professor S. H. Messimer, sion Hall. Superintendent of Schools, Erie, Pa.; Rev. John 1:00 p. m. Alumni Luncheon. Rosse Hall. W. Langdale, Pastor First M. E. Church, Beaver, S:00 p. m. Senior Reception. Rosse Hall. Pa. 124 THE KENYON COLLEGIAN.

4. Reserve, 5. BASE-BAL- L. Kenyon,

During the game with Reserve on April 17th, Kenyon, 8. Otterbein, 2. it looked for a long time as if Kenyon would be able to chalk up a baseball victory to go along Kenyon had an easy time winning the first with those of football and basketball gained this game on her baseball schedule. On April 3, the year. But the third time wasn't the charm and team traveled to Westerville and easily defeated after twelve desperately fought , Reserve Otterbein by the score of 8-- 2. won. The contest' was played in a drizzling rain Reserve scored in the first when Oldenberg put up a snappy game. but despite this Kenyon doubled on first ball pitched and was The two errors were excusable because of the the slippery condition of the ball. In the first brought home on Dwycr's . In the sec- by some hard hitting and an erorr, Otter- ond Kenyon started scoring and at the end of bein scored once. Kenyon tied up the score in the sixth had a lead of three runs. When the the second and in the third on an overthrow to beginning of the ninth came around and we were runs. In the fourth inning third made three still runs ahead, looked as if we had the everybody was hitting the ball and we gained three it four more runs. All of the new men in the game won. But at this stage Reserve began to Kenyon line-u- p did well while the veteran bat- bat and Kenyon began to make some errors. In tery worked in great shape. Funk, of Otterbein, this inning Reserve tied the score. In the tenth distinguished himself in the fourth by stealing with no one out Bentley tripled to left, but this bases. The game was stopped at the end three fine chance to score was when he attempted of the fifth by rain. The score: lost to score on Crippen's infield . In the twelfth Kenyon ab r h fo a e Reserve scored their winning run. Coolidge, If 4 1 3 2 0 0 Cardillo excellent game Van Tuyle, rf 4 0 0 0 0 0 pitched an and with good support should have won. In the ninth Cunningham, c 2 1 1 5 1 0 with three men on bases he struck out the side. Simpson, 3b 3 1 1 2 1 0 Altogether he struck out twelve men. Score: Bentley, ss 1 2 1 0 1 1 Crippen, 2b 2 0 0 0 0 0 Kenyon ab h po a e Scott, cf 2 1 0 0 0 0 Coolidge, If 5 0 0 0 1 Kite, lb 3 2 1 5 0 0 Van Tuyle, m 6 13 10 Cardillo, p 3 0 1 1 3 1 Cunningham, c 5 2 11 1 0 Simpson, 3b 5 1 2 1 0 Totals 26 S 8 15 6 2 Bentley, ss 5 1 2 3 2 Crippen, 2b 5 2 3 4 0 Otterbein ab r h po a e Kite, lb 4 0 0 0 1 Weinland, If 2 0 0 1 0 0 Kinder, rf 4 0 2 0 0 Ketner, 2b 2 1 0 1 0 2 Cardillo 5 0 1 2 1 Strahl, rf 2 0 0 1 0 0 Lloyd, cf 2 0 0 1 0 0 Totals 44 7 36 12 5 Keister, 3b 2 0 0 1 0 2 Sanders, c 2 0 0 5 2 0 Reserve ab h po a e Funk, ss 2 1 1 0 3 2 Oldenburg, rf G 2 0 0 0 John, lb 1 0 0 5 0 0 Dwyer, 3b 6 1 1 6 3 Einsel, p 1 0 0 0 1 0 Watt, c 4 0 10 4 1 Kagey, 2b 6 2 5 G 0 1 Totals 16 2 1 15 6 6 Corlette, m 5 3 0 0 Carey, If 6 12 0 0 Kenyon 0 13 4' 0 S Pryor, ss 6 0 3 4 0 Otterbein 1 0 0 1 02 Jellev, lb 4 0 14 0 0 Lamb, p 5 3 0 Two-bas- e hits Bentley, Funk. Three-bas- e 10 Kite. Passed balls Cunningham, 2, San- hit 4S 10 36 23 4 ders, 1. Off Einsel, 2. Base on Totals hit by John 1, Bentley 2. Struck out Kenyon 01020100000 04 By Cardillo 5, by Einsel 5. Umpire Durfee. Reserve 1 0000000300 14 THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. 125

Runs Bcntley 2, Crippen, Kite; Olbenburg, Hits apportioned Off Blazer 2 in 4 innings; Kagey, Corlette, Pryor, Jelley. Left on bases off Shonts 2 in 5 innings; off Van Tuyle, 5 in 5 Kenyon, 7; Reserve, 11. Hit by pitched ball innings ; off Cardillo 4 in 3 innings. Struck out Kenyon, 1 ; Reserve, 2. Bases on balls Ken- By Blazer 7, by Shontz 7, by Van Tuyle 5. yon, 1; Reserve, 1. Struck out Cardillo, 12; Bases on balls On Shontz 2, off Cardillo 1, off Lamb, 6. Reserve. Two base Van Tuyle 4. Hit by pitcher Richardson, hits Cunningham, Oldenburg, Corlette, Kagcy. Jacobs, Blazer, Kinder 2. Sacrifice hit Frye. Three base hits Bentlcy. Umpire Dial. Stolen bases Wooster 8, Kenyon 4. Umpire "Chief " Zimmer. Time 1:50. o Kenyon, 2. Wooster, 8. On the day after the Reserve game Kenyon Kenyon, 5. Findlay, 8. journeyed to Wooster and was defeated by the score of S-- 2. Wooster started scoring in the On April 24th, Findlay College defeated first inning by making a run, mainly due to Van Kenyon at Findlay. The day was so cold that Tuyle's wildness. In the second they got anoth- both teams had an extremely hard time hand- er run, but Kenyon tied the score in the third. ling the ball and this accounted for the large Van Tuyle was taken out of the box in the fifth of errors. their and Cardillo substituted. As Cardillo had just number Kenyon outbatted pitched a twelve inning game the day before he opponents but in turn were outfielded by Find- was in no shape to hold down the fast Wooster lay. Cardillo pitched a fair game but no pitch- team. In the eighth, by some very clever base ing can offset thirteen errors. running and by some heavy hitting the Wooster R II E team scored four more runs. Kenyon 0020 1 200 05 10 13 The Wooster team played an excellent game Findlay College.. .2 0 0 0 1 3 2 0 8 8 5 and should come close to winning the champion- ship. Chief Zimmer umpired a very satisfactory Batteries Cardillo and Cunningham; Jor- game. The Score: dan and Hoffman. Wooster ab r h po a o Herbert 3 3 2 2 0 1. O. N. 13. Jacobs, rf 2 1 0 0 0 Kenyon, U., Richardson, ss 4 1 1 1 0 Frve, c 3 0 1 13 1 On the day after the Findlay game Kenyon Shontz, 3b-- p 4 1 1 0 3 received another drubbing. This time O. N. U. Blazer, p-- 3b 3 2 2 0 4 another one of the numerous small schools in France, If 4 0 1 9 0 that part of the country was on the winning end. M. C'n, m 2 0 0 2 0 Neither Findlay nor Ada are small in numbers but Brinton, If 3 0 1 0 0 Ervin.m 0 0 0 0 0 as a rule they never accomplish much in athletics. M'rum, 2b 1 0 0 0 0 For this reason the two defeats were somewhat Beech, If 1 0 0 0 0 unexpected. The O. N. U. pitcher is a young fellow bearing the name of Kid Wells and he is Totals 30 S 9 27 8 certainly a wonder, considering the fact that Ken von ab h po a r he is only eighteen years old. Gunnell, Coolidge, If 4 1 1 2 0 the Van Tuyle, p-- m 3 0 1 0 1 Northern's shortstop, was the batting leader of Cunningham, c 4 0 16 1 the afternoon, driving out four hits, one of Simpson, 3b 4 0 1 0 2 which was a . The game was called Bcntley, ss 3 0 0 1 5 in the seventh so that Kenyon could catch a Crippen, 2b 4 0 0 2 3 Kite, lb 4 0 0 12 0 train. Score: Barber, m 2 0 0 0 0 Northern 1 6 1 1 2 0 213 13 0 Kinder, rf 2 1 0 1 0 Kenyon 000100 0 1 36 Cardillo, p .4 0 0 0 0 Batteries Wells, Artwell and Thompson; Cardillo, Crippen and Cunningham. Struck Totals 32 2 4 24 12 out By Wells, 4; by Cardillo, 4. Base on balls WTooster 1 1 00 2 004 S Off WTells, 1; off Artwell, 2; off Cardillo, 2. Kenyon 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 02 Time 1:15. 126 THE KENYON COLLEGIAN.

PRIZE ESSAYS. READING AT HARCOURT.

An invitation is given to students of Ken-yo- n On Saturday evening, April 17th, many of college by Professor J. Laurence Laughlin, the College men were present at a very delightful of the University of Chicago, and other educators recital at Ilarcourt. to compete for prize liar-cou- the essays offered by Hart, Miss Cochran, who was a member of the rt Schaffner & Marx to encourage the study of busi- Faculty last year but who has since tra- ness subjects. The competition for 1909 is now veled abroad extensively, recited one of Mater-link'- s under way and will end the coming June. Sub- plays, "Monna Vonna," in three acts. jects for 1910 have just been suggested by the Miss Cochran is a wonderful expressionist and committee, as follows: her recitation of "Monna Vonna" was intensely 1 . The effect of labor unions on international interesting. trade. Between the first and second acts Mr. Mc-Cow- att 2. The best means of raising the wages of sang several numbers, accompanied bv the unskilled. Mr. Tunks, and between the second and third 3. A comparison between the theory and act Mr. Rood entertained the audience by his the actual practice of protectionism in the United whistling. States. The evening was a very pleasant one and 4. A scheme for an ideal monetary system those who were fortunate enough to be among for the United States. her hearers appreciated deeply Miss Cochran's 5. The true relation of the central govern- recitation. ment to trusts. 6. How much of J. S. Mills' economic sys- survives? tem COLLEGE NOTES. 7. A central bank as a factor in a financial crisis. The Class in Surveying, Dr. Allen, The contestants are under divided into two classes. put in the busiest Week of school dur- Class A includes the year any American without restric- ing the Easter vacation. The men tion. Class B includes preferred only those who, at the to do this work in the spring, to be time of competing, are rather than undergraduates of any kept at work in two weeks Commence- American college. A June after first prize of SG00, and a ment. The weather of the week second prize of $400 around Easter are offered for the best was most disagreeable for outdoor work, but studies presented by Class A ; a of first prize 300 those that remained together with Dr. Allen, and a second prize of $200 are offered for the spent ten hours a day in the open, in spite of best studies presented Class by B. Any mem- rain, snow or cold. Practical experience in the ber of Class B, however, compete for may the use of instruments was gained by them in plat- prizes of Class A. ting the entire college park. Men or women who have not had a college training are eligible to compete under Class C, to which a prize of $500 is offered for the best The tennis courts near Old Kcnyon are in essay, and for which the following subjects are excellent condition, better than usual at this suggested : time of the year, a fact which is due, perhaps, 1. The most practicable scheme for begin- to Manager Farquhar's diligent and persistent ning a reduction of the tariff. work in keeping the Freshmen on the job early 2. The value of government statistics of in the spring when the ground was in the proper wages in the last ten or fifteen years. condition. The courts are fast now. They are 3. Opportunities for expanding our trade a pleasure to the many members of the Tennis with South America. Association and a great aid to the success of the 4. The organization of the statistical work team. Hoorah for "Dickie"! of the United States. 5. Publicity and form of trust accounts. The Sunday following Easter, the Freshmen The winning essays will be published in book carried their canes in honor of their victory over form at the discretion of the committee, which, the Sophomores in the Annual Cane Rush held in addition to Professor Laughlin, consists of early in the fall. The canes were handsome Professor J. B. Clark, Columbia University, Pro- mahogany ones, silver knobbed, and each was fessor Henry C. Adams, University of Michi- tied with a large bow of red and blue, repre- gan, Horace Wright, Esq., New York City and senting the class colors. The procession assem- Edwin F. Gay, Harvard University. The pap- bled at the Bulletin Board, and marching down ers are to be handed in by June, 1910. the Middle Path, escorted the Seniors in their THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. 127 caps and gowns, from Hubbard Hall to the by a score of 9 to 8. The following day the morning service in the Church of the Holy tables were turned and the second team won Spirit. This is an old Kenyon tradition and by a score of 5 to 4. The following Friday custom that the class winning the rush is privi- when the varsity was in Findlay, college spirit leged to escort the Seniors to Church and to allow reigned supreme and accepting a challenge by the Seniors to pass in beneath the crossed sticks. the Freshmen the second team was again de- The Freshmen made a fine appearance in their feated by a score of 2 to 1. Two games were ceremony and the Collegian wishes them suc- plaved on the afternoon of each of the two cess through their course at Kenyon, until they following days resulting in a double victory for themselves become Seniors in 1912. the second team. These games which met the approval of Coach Cromley did a great deal to quality of the new material which evening, April 22nd, the Jun- bring out the On Thursday entered last Fall. iors entertained in Rosse Hall with an informal This is first informal since Prom. dance. the Tues- Week and was well attended both by Harcourt The Rev. J. T. Townsend Russel came girls college men. day, April 27th. He is giving the three classes and voice The very good music was furnished by Jack- atBcxley instruction in the use of the son's orchestra from Columbus. Mesdamcs and in reading the church services. West, Ncwhall and Davies were the patronesses for the evening. Spring's here! Oh, joy! The smell of new mown hay is great. But usually it isn't sweet The plans for Sophomore Week are as yet till June or thereabouts. This spring the hungry Hill behind the not fully made. The Sophomore Hop will pro- ones who gently trip across the evening May 21st, with library to their meals got good big whiffs of the bably be held on Friday Fagan the plav on the following evening. The original pastorial odor early in April. "Pa" grass early this year and had plan was to have the Hop in the twenty-eight- h, oiled up the cutter owing of "Big G" meet the old horse shaving the lawns before the blades but to the date the at is Columbus, Sophomores had to set it for one had hardlv a chance to shoot. The result the of April week earlier. The play is to be a departure that the Hill looks better these last days performances. A vaudeville than since last Commencement. Returning to from former class with show is being prepared with a program made up last Fall, we found the grass burnt brown by various talented the sun, dust on the roads a foot deep, and of sketches and "stunts" rejoice! members of the class. Miss Doolittle's well empty. Rejoice! Phoebus shines bright athwart the sky The Puff and Powder Club for a year has And buds do pop and burst. sigh, been a silent organization. Now, however, 'Tis time for lovers to coo and they have become active and will soon appear Ice cream and wiener-wurs- t. before the footlights in a two-a- ct rustic drama, "Old Acre Folk," by Dana J. Stevens The Gumshoe's Math is getting harder than club embodies quite a bit of dramatical talent and most things. There is quite a difference of the play should be a very enjoyable one, for opinion in the class room whether it is an espec- the characters arc strong and the action is ially dumbhead class or whether the "Seeing quick with some laughable climaxes. The date Math" authmobile has lost its brake. for the play has not as yet been definitely will probably be near end decided upon; but the Athletics at Columbia University are having of May. a hard time financially this year. A crew defi- cit was hardly met before a shortage for the track Bishop and Mrs. Leonard arrived in Gam-bie- r, was announced. The students deserve great Monday noon, April 2(th. Tuesday after- credit for meeting all emergencies and not noon the Bishop held confirmation at the " quitting." Church of the Holy Spirit. lie also gave lectures to the Senior Class until Friday when The middle path looks a whole lot better oh-wha- he returned to Cleveland. since Mr. Fagan pulled its stays t's them? a mite tighter together. We will say April 17th saw the first ball game between the path was getting altogether too fat and Freshmen and second team. It was won after was losing its shape. That yard of filling in eleven hard fought innings, by the Freshmen, certainly does look good. The tiny grasslets I2S THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. arexoming upthroughithe dirt like a two days' THE GLEE CLUB TRIP. old" beard. (;; It will probably be not rash to opin'ethat ifjthegrasslets which find room to grow On Tuesday, April the twenty-sevent- h, the on too where boulders are not, don't get stepped Kenyon Glee and Mandolin Club started on their much, the Middle path will look pretty good trip through Northern Ohio, with a good by the time of the Senior-Facult- y baseball game. annual percentage of members and prospects for a happy Recent gifts to Columbia University amount and successful outing. For a week or so before to $21,520,000. the date set for departure, there was doubt in the minds of the managers as to whether or not Samuel Gompers recently delivered a lecture there would be enough men permitted by the to the students of Columbia University on labor faculty to go, to warrant taking the trip, but consti- and injunction troubles especially their when the time came, the faculty very generously tutional aspect. raised the ban and only a very few men remained The Oberlin Glee Club has returned from its on the Hill. annual eastern trip. The sky was dark and threatening when the musicians gathered at the depot to await the A Denison man won the recent free-for-a- ll 12:25 and before the Club left Mt. Vernon, a Ohio Oratorical Contest held at Wooster. The rainstorm of considerable proportion arrived. Wooster representative was second and the Nothing, however, could dampen the spirits of Wesleyan speaker third. The winner will repre- sent Ohio in the Middle States Oratorical Tour- thirty good fellows who were off on such a nament in the near future. A Denison man also gleeful picnic, and the crowd smilingly turned carried away first honors in the State and up coat collars and proceeded to the B. & O. third in the Inter-stat- e contests last year. station in time for the train to Shelby. Time passed rapidly and the length of the Princeton lost two and won two games on ride was unnoticed. Malcolm Piatt 'OS, met the its Easter baseball trip. The scores were as Club at Mansfield and assisted the baritones in follows: Princeton 6, Navy 4; Princeton 3, Vir- all the concerts except. Following ginia 4; Princeton 3, Georgetown 8, and Prince- the rehearsal at the Richland Opera House, the ton 5, Georgetown 4. men were assigned to their several hosts and separated for dinner. Nothing but kindness and consideration The new Forestry Building recently com- marked the conduct of the citizens of Shelby pleted, the new equipment to be installed and toward the Club and that a more fair and just the local facilities offered, enables the University criticism did not appear in their paper on the of Washington at Seattle to provide the best morning following the concert, is a surprise to club. The concert given in Shelby of in the entire opportunities for the study forestry this before a large and enthusiastic audience, was in country. The United States government has point of snap and spirit, the best of the entire installed a timber testing station in the new series. The voices were all strong and fresh and building, while the university owns consider- the pride of doing their best for Old Kenyon ably more than 100,000 acres of land where placed all the men on their mettle. The dance which followed at the Colonial Club was attended can be out. practical experiments carried by all and nothing but praise was to be heard The city of Seattle is in the center of the timber on all sides of the work of the Club. industry of Washington and the Northwest. In Weather conditions improved on Wednesday its many saw mills and wood-workin- g industries, and spirits and air vied with each other in being the student has unrivaled opportunities for crisp and light. It was ten-fort- y when Shelby studying wood utilization. Completely equipped was left behind and thoughts turned promptly laboratories, recitation rooms and offices will to Sandusky. be installed in the Forestry Building erected One is always glad to see water and Sandusky primarily for the use of the Alaska-Yukon-Pacif- ic Bay looked mighty good to men who had seen Exposition which is to be held on the nothing larger than the Kokosing for several university campus in Seattle next summer and months. The lake air enlivened us as we left after the world's fair is over this unique struc- the train and the cordial reception of the local ture will revert to the university. managers cheered our hearts. When all had THE K EN YON COLLEGIAN. 129 lunched tit their various temporary homes, we other place come forth spontaneously, so there met for rehearsal at Sidley Hall, a new building, was no spirit in the singing and the Mandolin the auditorium of which, was the best encoun- Club was handicapped by lack of space. Out tered on the trip. But even the attractiveness side of the concert, however, everyone had a of the Hall and the anticipation of the first big good time and enjoyed the hospitality of the concert could not animate the tired voices of people of Fostoria very much. men who were feeling the reaction of the first Saturday morning at nine-thirt- y we came to concert and the rehearsal was not encouraging. Toledo. Came saw and conquered. Toledo A good and generous audience, however, over- was the city we started for and Toledo remained looked the many small errors which fatigue our cynosure during the entire trip. If the caused and our hearers allowed themselves to be concert in Toledo were a success then our time entertained in a way which earned the gratitude would be counted well spent. The concert was of the entire club. The Press was equally kind a success and therefore . . and pronounced our effort the best of the season. We all enjoyed Toledo. Every minute of A formal dance was given by the local manager, our stay there was pleasant even to men wearied Mr. Tims, at Heslet's Academy where the men by a week's travel and hard work it is hard had the opportunity of meeting a hundred or work to enjoy one's self to the fullest extent. more of Sandusky's fair young women. The concert in Collingwood was, taken as a It was with no little regret that we shook the whole, the best, and the Mandolin Club quite dust of Sandusky from our shoes. Whatever outdid itself, was compelled to repeat selections the remainder of the trip had in store, it could on account of a lack of encores. Everyone was not surpass the pleasures encountered in San- bound to do his best even though voices were dusky and the kindness of the Sandusky almost gone. A dance was given which lasted managers might be equalled but that is all. until twelve and then the members began a well The variety of an electric car was pleasing earned rest. The Rev. Mr. Daniels expressed and the trip to Bellevue by this means was very himself highly pleased with the work of the club attractive. An hour's wait in Norwalk, while and said that he considered the concert a changing cars, gave us an opportunity to see success musically if not financially. something of this good old town which would The entire club, with one or two exceptions, have entertained us had not the date of the trip spent Sunday in Toledo and some of the men been changed. assisted the Rev. Mr. Daniels on Sunday evening Good accomodations were limited in Bellevue by singing in his choir at Calvary. and here the first and only discomforts of the Although it had not been arranged in the trip were experienced. The concert in the High original schedule, by special request, a concert School Auditorium went off, however, without was presented at Fremont on Monday evening. a hitch and when the "Court-hous- e in the Sky" After the entertainment the members of the was greeted with loud applause and several club were royally entertained at " Spiegel Grove" members of the audience arose at the first notes the residence of ex-Presid- ent Hayes. All en- of the "Thrill," the hearts of the men of Gambier joyed themselves immensly, dancing, till the went out to their appreciative hearers. We early hours of the morning, and with one accord were allowed to get some much needed rest on joined in extending most sincere and heartfelt Thursday night through the thoughtfulness of thanks to their host, Sherman Hayes. our patrons in not giving a dance. Bellevue The following are clippings from local papers was delighted with our efforts and the local relative to the success of some of the concerts manager, the Rev. Mr. Wylie, said that he never presented by the Glee Club: heard a Kenyon Glee Club sing better and a "The Kenyon College Glee and Mandolin " Hika" given with as much vim. clubs entertained and delighted a large audience We left Bellevue at 1:20 on Friday, April at their concert given at Sidley Memorial Hall, 30, for Fostoria and revelled enroute in the Wednesday evening. The program, which con- comfort of a chair car. The trip seemed very sisted of a number of popular college songs by short, but the crowd that left the train at the glee club, solos by Mr. McCowatt and several Fostoria was a very tired one and the rehearsal selections by the Mandolin club was exceedingly in the Methodist Church was a very lifeless one. well rendered and the Gambier boys proved There is little to be said of the concert in Fos- again, as they have in the past, that they have toria. It is not to be supposed that a College no peers as entertainers. Glee Club can do its best in a Church. The "The audience entered heartily into the atmosphere is not conducive to student jollity spirit of the occasion and by their applause and there is a restraint placed upon the audience brought many a recall both from the glee and which holds back applause which would in any mandolin organizations. A spirit of good fellow- - THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. ship and unrestrained feeling precluded any air those who had been to college, that many rose of stiffness or formality which would certainly and joined with them in the college yell. mar a performance of this character, depending "It was a most unique stunt in a theatre and as it does largely upon the enthusiasm and good came so entirely unexpected that the audience will with which the entertainers are received. thought it one of the greatest treats they have "The songs were well selected for the ever experienced, one gray-heade- d man re- occasion and were sung with a zest and life which marking : more than balanced such finish and freedom as "Well, I feel 50 years younger. That's the might be acquired by a body of singers profes- first time in a score of years I have heard the old sionally trained. Minor defects, if there were college enthusiasm. I feel like throwing my hat such, were easily forgiven and forgotten in the up right here." general atmosphere of college life created by the "The ladies of the company all entered into nature of the performance. the sport of the occasion and when Miss Mary " Part one consisted of songs by the glee club, Servoss, the leading woman, made her entrance, four baritone solos by Mr. Walter Robson bedecked in the Kenyon colors, the boys "raised McCowatt and several selections by the mandolin the roof," while the pretty little actress bowed club. Mr. McCowatt is possessed of a rich, her smiling acknowledgments. rather high baritone voice and his rendition of "When the other ladies came on, Miss Edith Green's "Sing Me to Sleep" and "Carmena" by Lemmert, Claire Fuller and Eugenia Curtis, they Alice Needham found instant favor with the also had on the college colors, which gave the audience, which showed equal appreciation of boys a chance to give vent to more of their pent his recall, "In the Dark, in the Dew," by up enthusiasm, so the matinee was made Coombs. Mr. Rood also pleased through his decidedly unique and interesting. accomplishment as a whistler and he, too, was "The Kenyon boys had the distinction of given a recall. being in next to the largest house that ever "Part two of the program was composed of gathered in a local theatre. The only time a number of popular college songs, an inseparable yesterday's record was beaten was by the part of college life, sung by the members of the Saturday matinee performance of "School glee club in typical college boy costume, accom- Days." panied by several members of the mandolin club. The first chorus began with the audience and "Kenyon College Mandolin and Glee club performers in total darkness, when suddenly the defended the laurels of Old Kenyon in their lights were thrown on, revealing the entire concert Saturday at the Collingwood. The membership of both the glee and mandolin audience was captivated by the first number A organizations lounging in a room decorated with Song of College Days, and a storm of applause Kenyon banners and pennants. A Kenyon song greeted the young men after each selection, the followed with a real college yell, led in genuine climax coming in the second part, in which the fashion by George Esler Fullerton, made a fitting glories, past and present, of their Alma Mater climax and conclusion for the entertainment." were sung. "Walter F. Tunks, a Toledo boy, is the "The Lyceum theatre resounded with the leader of the Glee club. good old Kenyon college yell yesterday and the "One of the finest numbers on the program songs so dear to the heart of the alma mater of was the whistling solo by Hadley K. Rood, whose every college. clear, birdlike tones, with mandolin accompani- The Kenyon college Glee Club, that gave a ment, charmed the audience and he was encored concert at the Collingwood last night, came in a again and again. Charming selections from body to the Lyceum at the matinee to see the Stubborn Cinderella made a most favorable Lyceum stock company in "The Man on the impression. Box." "Walter R. McCowatt, the soloist, in a "Between the first and second act the club group of songs, The Temple Bells and Kashmin arose and commenced singing college songs. For Song (Hope), sang most pleasingly, and his a few moments no one in the crowded house second number, Sing me to Sleep, was rendered knew what it all meant, but figured it was the with exceptionally fine expression. glee club to be used in the "Old Heidelberg" "In the second part the stage setting repre- production next week, but when the boys gave sented a hall in old Kenyon, college pennants the Kenyon yell, the audience knew who the adorning the wall. The boys, in negligee, college boys were and gave them a most enthusi- grouped about in the easy, informal attitudes astic reception. They sang four times and so of recreation hour, sang song after song, whistled enthused were many in the house, especially and played, responding to the repeated encores. THE KEN YON COLLEGIAN 131

"As a mark of respect the audience stood For the next twenty-seve- n years Mr. Turpie when the boys sang the closing song Alma Mater. was almost constantly before the public. In "A pretty incident of Saturday afternoon 1875 he was elected to the legislature and served was the singing of the Glee club at the Lyceum as speaker of the house during that session. In theatre, where they made a box party. The 1879 he was one of three commissioners ap- boys arose suddenly at the close of the first act, pointed to codify the state laws a tremendous and began singing the songs of old Kenyon. The task which was done admirably. audience was enthused from the start, and a Judge Turpie was appointed Attorney for storm of applause greeted the young men." the District of Indiana in 1886 and the next year he was elected to the Senate over Benjamin Harrison. He was re-elect- ed to the Senate in THE DEATH OF DAVID TURPIE, '48. 1893 and when his term expired in 1899 he retired to his home as he was suffering from an In the death of David Turpie, of the Class of illness which was contracted during the cam- Ken-yon- paign of 1S98. '48, there has passed from this life one of 's Since 1899 Ex-Senat- or Turpie has lived a very most noble and distinguished alumni. quiet and retired life at his home in Indiana- Mr. Turpie, who, since his retirement from polis. He suffered from a nervous affection, active life in 1S99, has made his home with his which, while it did not cause him any pain was daughter in Indianapolis, died of heart failure distressing to the sight of those who conversed on the night of Thursday, April 22nd. For with him or listened to his public utterances. some time he had been failing in health and his Mr. Turpie was buried in Crown Hill Ceme- friends were concerned, but his sudden death was tery, in Indianapolis on Friday, April 23rd. a great shock to all who knew him. David Trupie's life was one full of honors from the time of his graduation from College CHICAGO ALUMNI DINNER. in 184S to his retirement in 1S99. Beside being an eminent statesman and a great power in his The twenty-nint- h annual re-uni- on and din- adopted state he was a lawyer of considerable ner of the Kenyon College Alumni Association prominence. He was born in Hamilton County, July 8, 1S2S. After a common school edu- of Chicago and the Northwest was held at the cation he entered Kenyon College in the Grand Pacific Hotel, Chicago, on Tuesday even- Fall of 1844. During his four years in College ing, April 13th. The affair was of a very infor- he won considerable fame as a debater and grad- mal character, the men wearing business suits, uated with honors in 1848. the service being a la carte, and no set speeches In 1848 Mr. Turpie studied law and moved to Monticello, Ind., where he began practice at the being provided. bar. Within three years after this he was chosen The evening began with the singing of a a member of the Indiana General Assembly and "Thrill" and when the time came for coffee and soon after the close of the session was appointed cigarettes, Mr. Wm, P. Elliott, '70, acting as judge of the Common Pleas Court. toastmaster, introduced the Bishop of Chicago. After two years he resigned and was chosen The Bishop's speech was most delightful, and judge of the Circuit Court. In 1860 Mr. Turpie his praise of Kenyon good to hear, its sincerity was nominated for Lieutenant Governor, but being proven by his promise to send his own boy the ticket went down in defeat and for three to Kenyon as soon as he will be old enough. His years more he continued the practice of law. day spent in Gambier, the Bishop said, was one In 1S63, owing to an unexpired term, Mr. of the most delightful of his life. Turpie was sent to the United States Senate President Peirce was next introduced as the where he served for three months. guest of honor. He gave one of his clear and After this he was not again called before the entertaining accounts of the past year's work in public until he was nominated for Congress the Hill. Speaking particularly of the excellence against Schuyler Colfax, who was then at the of the work done in the class-roo- m and on the height of his fame. This was a very heated football field. He urged upon the Alumni the campaign but the territory was overwhelmingly importance of a strict observance of the drink- Republican and Mr. Turpie was defeated. ing rule next Commencement Week, whereby the In 1868 Judge Turpie left Monticello and undergraduates would be strengthened in the moved to Logansport where he took up the prac- excellent stand they have taken on the matter tice of law and in 1872 he moved to Indiana- of drinking. Dr. Peirce also spoke of the neces- polis where he has lived until his death. sity of a very material increase in the endowment 132 THE KEN YON COLLEGIAN. of the college, and of directing the right sort of Tom Hayward, '00, has been recently pro- young men Kenyonwards. moted to the principalship of the Minneapolis Other short talks were given by 0. B. Harris, High School. As this is one of the largest high '85; T. M. Pease, '04; Geo. B. Schley, '02. The schools in the middle west his position is quite nominating committee presented the following a responsible one names for officers for the coming year, who were unanimously elected: Ralph Jordon, '08, is with the Northwestern President, C. F. Southgate, '71; Vice-Preside- nt, Mutual Life Insurance Company, at Racine, J. V. Rathbone, '04; Secretary and Treas- Wisconsin. urer, R. W. Crosby, '06; Historian, W. H. Strong, 72; Executive Committee: W. P. Elliott, 70, Leon Strickler, '90, has been very successful Chairman; Rev. Geo. B. T. M. Pease, Pratt, '62; in the business world. He is now connected '04; A. S. Morrison, C. '09; B. Crossen, '99. with a large dry goods store in Tiffin, Ohio. The toastmaster appointed R. W. Crosby, '06, E. H. Reynolds, and '08, as a special committee Charles Hammond, '02, for the last few years look up var- to prospective Kenyon men in the has held a responsible position with Guaran- ious boys in the schools Chicago and Geo. F. Russell, tee Title and Trust Company of Pittsburg. '01, to act in a smiliar capacity in Milwaukee. With the singing of "Old Kenyon, Mother M. E. ex-'l- O, was recently appointed Dear," the Rankin, meeting adjourned. manager of the Princeton track team. This Those were : ; Pres- present Bishop Anderson shows Kenyon men make good in other ident Peirce; Dr. Eugene S. LL. that Talbot, D.; schools after they leave here. Rev. Geo. B. Pratt, '62; W. P. Elliott, 70; H. J. Peet, ; C. F. ; W. H. Strong, ; 70 Smithgate, 71 72 Thomas Goddard, '03, has been trans- O. B. Harris, 'S5; T. W. Hamwill, '89; Geo. B. J. ferred from the New York office to the Chicago Schley, '02 ; Geo. F. Russel, '01 ; T. M. Pease, '02 ; of Lawyers and Loan Co. R. W. Crosby, '06; E. H. Reynolds, '08; L. S. branch the Title Downe, '09; P. A. Crosby, '09; A. S. Morrison, Fred W. Aves, '09, is studying medicine at '09; C. E. Field, '10; R. C. Gillette, '11; Walter Texas Medical School, Galveston, Texas. McCowatt, '01; Randall Anderson, '11; Morton the Finney, '12; Downe, '12; W. S. Corning, Harold A. is '12. Edward Rodgers, '02, traveling through the Western States in the interest of an Ohio Pottery Co. ALUMNI NOTES. J. Lockwood, '04, accompanied by his Edgar Davies, '02, who has spent the greater mother, has gone to Southern California for a part of the winter in Gambier, has returned to year for his health. New York with his family and is now connected with the Water Street Station of the New York Bates Burt, '02, is Dean of the Cathedral at Edison Company at 134 Peare Street, New York Marquette, Mich. City. Fred J. Findlay, ex-'l- l, is traveling in Old Harry M. Babin, '04, is rector of a church at Mexico. Winton Place, Cincinnati. DUKE, THE DESPERADO. Arthur Reynolds, '07, is traveling for the B. F. Goodrich Company, of Akron, Ohio. His Buck tipped in! So did Dodo! Hooray! headquarters are in Minneapolis, Minn., but his Isn't it great, when a prof, has been sitting before territory extends all through the Northwest. you for a whole year, the model of correctness. I say, isn't it great to see him dripping. Watch the little drops trickling out of his hair, and hear Robert C. Garlick, '08, is in business in Cin- water gurgle in his shoes? To you who cinnati where he has been since the leaving college. have never experienced this refinement of delight, we answer that it is great. And two Chas. Crawford, '83, is one of the most suc- profs, in, in one day a double dose of delight. cessful lawyers in Pittsburg. He still retains That Duke Martin, they say, is a bad mem- his interest in Kenyon and especially follows ber, for all the way he supports the Brotherhood her records in all the intercollegiate contests. of St. Andrew, and puts a penny in the Easter THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. i33 box every time he spills his coffee on the table- But considering Burris's present, it seems he cloth. Do you remember something about would grasp most any technicality to escape "Scribes, Pharisees, Hypocrites?" We saw paying the five. The bet was that Buck would Duke read that without batting an eye. Yet, go in. It didn't make any difference whether they say, the reason he came to America was he went in by accident or intentions. Duke because they made it too hot for him to stay in ought to get his $5.00, and Buck ought to be England horse-stealin- g and a few forged more careful about the student companions he checks you know that sort of thing. Duke keeps. won't deny this if you ask him, though if you're As for the college, surveying the spill of our a Freshman he will try to bluff you out. Then dear professors Are we downhearted? he will give you a long story of wasted youth, wild oats, etc., and end up by begging you, "Don't be too hard on me. I'm doing the best I can to reform." Sales Agents Wanted These ministerial looking chaps are the $36.00 PER WEEK OR 400 PROFIT. deceiving ones. You know Duke's room-mat- e Burris. He's another of the gay Lotharios. Every Saturday he disappears down the Hill All samples, stationery, and art catalogue free. We want one permanent agent in this locality for the largest towards the 12:20 Columbus train with his suit picture and frame house in America. Experience un- case in his hand, and if you ask him "whither necessary. We instruct you how to sell our goods and bound, oh, friend?" he will reply, "Oh, I'm furnish the capital. If you want a permanent, honorable only going home. The folks want me to help and profitable position, write us today for particulars, them lay in the corn this week," or "The old catalogue and samples. mare got lost in the woods and they want me FRANK W. WILLIAMS COMPANY, proud- to help them find her," or he will swell up 1214 W. Taylor St., Chicago, 111. ly as he declaims, "The incubator busted yes- terday and I've got to hurry home, 'cause I'm the only man in seven counties that knows how to fix it." All this sounds pretty good, and you FITZ CLEANING CO. see his form grow smaller and smaller until it disappears through the pine tree hedge, and you No. 5 West Vine St., Mt. Vernon, Ohio. sigh because you too are not needed at home to paint the whiffle tree or scrub the spring. How you envy Burris his pastoral delights. Too bad you can't see him Saturday night in Colum- Citizens Phone, 836 Red. bus seeing the sights. No farm for him, but a delirium of nickel-show- s, vaudeville, and ice- cream sodas. For all his talk about Home, Gloves and Fancy Garments Sweet Home, our clerical looking friend hasn't been there since Christmas. He deserves credit, our Specialty though, for keeping his goings-o- n hid for so long. Imagine Paul Barber saying, "So long, fellows, I'm due home now to milk the cow for Sunday University of Chicago dinner." Paul couldn't get away with a story like that, the way Burris has. IiVAV SCHOOL. Buck's tipping into the river with his canoe Three-yea- r course, leading to degree of Doctor muck-rakin- g. is what started this Buck prob- of Law (J. D.), which by the Quarter system may ably thinks yet that Martin is a nice fellow and that the canoe tipped over by accident dan- be completed in two and one-four- th calendar gerous stream, you know, and all that. The years. College education required for regular straight of it is that the long-heade- d Duke admission, one year of law being counted toward stood to lose $5.00 if Buck didn't get spilled and college degree. Law library of 31,000 volumes. when the trip was about finished and Duke saw his $5.00 look about 20 cents worth, he took The Summer Quarter offers special opportunities advantage of a rough spot to spill the canoe to students, and practitioners. himself. That's the way it looks anyhow and teachers, Burris won't pay him the $5.00 he bet. Consid- ering the past of the Duke, $5.00 seems more FOR ANNOUNCEMENT ADDRESS than enough to lead him to do such a trick. Dean of Law School, University of Chicago THE KENYON COLLEGIAN. THERE IS NO PLACE ON THE HILL C n I n . P iinrlm WHERE YOU CAN GET SUCH JCUCIOUr JUndlCS.

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