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VoL27No.10 Number College's Student Newspaper November 10, 1994 D'Avolio
quits committee
NADA KRiZMANCIC Staff Writer
Students' Association Council (SAC) President Nino D'Avolio, has backed out of the committee formed to look into concerns about the SAC referendum last month. The committee, which was formed at a Council of Student Affairs (CSA) meeting, was to
determine if an investigation of
the referendum is warranted. "We can't investigate our- selves," said D'Avolio, who wanted a third party to investi- gate the affair. D'Avolio says he decided not to work with the committee because, "the meeting was based on my letter and since my letter isn't going to be respected, there's no need to .— ..-.frstt'^ get invoJve^d and waste my time. In the letter D'Avolio addressed to the CSA, he requested the CSA bring a neutral third party into an investigation of the proceedings of the referendum.
Please see "CSA" Back Page One stop shopping at Humber College proposes renting space to specialty shops
There are many benefits to school students, is the conve- Wall said she doesn't like the would prefer establishing mer- LISA CARTWRIGHT putting in stores within the col- nience. idea of bringing franchises into chants. Staff Writer lege, said Mason, both to the col- "If you are here eight to 10 the college because students see He said he would prefer fran-
lege and to the students. hours a day and you can pur- them where ever they go. chises, but if Humber graduates A drugstore, variety store, a There would be a degree of chase items you require on cam- "1 just feel that we are bom- presented their case really well .-;^ pizzeria and a taco place are specialization in the stores, for pus at a competitive price, as barded by franchises and chains and there was space for their some of the new stores that example the Campus Photo opposed to having to jump on that are taking over the world. If business, he would consider could become part of the store. the bus and go to whatever it were appropriate of having them. Humber College community, if a "An individual who specializes shopping area. I think there is a businesses open up in the college Wall also said the support staff new proposal is accepted. in photography products would convenience feature." it would be better to have busi- who already work in the food With the ever-increasing cut- have a more comprehensive line But Maureen Wall, president nesses that were more localized, services area, would lose busi- backs to post secondary educa- than when they were a part of a of the faculty union, says it gives maybe even student-run, that ness. tion, Humber College has to find large store," said Mason. the wrong image to students. have some sort of unique charac- Mason said it wouldn't make new ways to get more revenue. It would also create a more "I think it sends the wrong ter, not something we see on sense if the old businesses would Renting out space to various dynamic environment for the stu- message in te'rms of what our pri- every urban comer." lose money to the new ones. businesses could do that, said dents, and make full use of the mary motivation is. If we are sell- Mason said the stores that will "If you get in a situation, John Mason, the director of space available. ing space at the college in order be approved to go in the college, where one business cannibalizes Ancillary and Customer 'You need a balance between to make money when there is will be ones that have operating another business then nobody Relations. open space students can already a disadvantage of space success in another location. where wins," "What wc are really looking at he said. congregate and also meet the for educational activities, it raises "One of the ways in which is alternative forms of revenue, If they can find suitable ten- other needs of the college," said some questions of what the pri- they can provide better value on ants the college approves of (in) a manner that will not tax the "1 and Mason. think we have the orities of the college are." campus, is if they have the buy- students," he said the idea, the drugstore/variety potential right now because of But Mason said the college ing power of more than one "If there is something on cam- could be the extension of Lakeshore cam- needs money to function. store. And secondly, nothing store and the pizzeria pus that somebody naturally pus ...(we) may be able to facili- "Our economy survives and breeds success like success," he open as early as September wants to buy, the prices are com- tate servicetJtblUt didn't have remains strong only when money said. 1995. petitive, and we are gaining rev- space." changes hands, where the con- "If a merchant operates on enue from that source, then Mason said the main benefit sumer can choose whether they campus they represent the col- Please see "Proposal" Back Page everybody wins." for the students, especially night wish to purchase or not." lege ... that's part of the reason 1
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FEATURES: ...Like it is 2 / Remembrance Day Special Section 8 / Complaints Corner 6 / Beyond the Boxscore 13 / Horrible -scopes 16 ' ."V.'fcC . Vif. w:,>AJ,>»-^- .**«.*« Number Et Cetera Nov. 10,1994 New^s 675-3111 ext. 4514 EDITORS: Dixie Calwell and Cynthia Keeshan <*."' -.y^iJ; 'iTi V.-''«W^i].''i"-<;*'. '.lSjs»kiA:*-;il>v2!ir/I^'i---'.'->^.- v;.v SAC actions deal concerns Latest land delay co-option 'i^ /l^ /?. NADA KRIZMANCiC Eto residentsl £ Staff Writer meeting •^c-' ^ A Student Association Council (SAC) was cancelled last Thursday, postponing co-option water-front property undeveloped," which can be made to it. ANDREA L. RUSSELL of several students until the next available meet- Griffin said. According to Etobicoke's planning Sfa/y Writer There are two main reasons for department, the Queen's Plate land ing. c®-option was called after the fall bi-election, A proposal made by Humbcr to developing the Queen's Plate Drive was originally zoned for industrial and A when there were vacancies for divisional represen- obtain land on Queen's Plate Drive property: the province is interested in commercial use. But, it is in the tatives on SAC. hasn't been turned down -just deferred building a housing complex and process of being changed to residential The meeting was cancelled when the only SAC until January, according to Rod Rork, Humber wants a piece of land which with some commercial use. present were President Nino D'Avolio V.P. of administration. can be developed, so it could be easily "The college is presently attempting members representatives Gordon Richards "At the present time the city plan- re-sold, Griffin said. The money would to secure seven acres for parking pur- and divisional Patricia Banton. The only other people at the ning department is reviewing our pro- be used to rebuild some of Lakeshore poses," said Rork. and Campus, she added. to meeting were several candidates hoping to fill the posal, " Rork said. The other 20 acres will be used positions. The proposal made by Humber was Humber has secured a provincially raise revenues which will be invested empty SAC said the council members didn't show to keep land at the Lakcshore Campus guaranteed loan for $6 million. at Lakeshore Campus in the quadran- D'Avolio will be because they feel that "the for public services such as parkland, in According to Rork, the money gle set-up of buildings. up at the meeting four build- required is affecting their studies, exchange for 27 acres on Queen's used this winter to renovate "We're expecting city council to act amount of work ings in the quadrangle on Lakeshore everything else." Plate Drive, an area located north-west on this by January and then go in front and D'Avolio also says, "it's unfortunate and it's also of the Woodbine Centre. It would be a Campus. of the Ontario Municipal Board (0MB) "As part of the construction work disappointing. But, the student government will try straight exchange with the city not a to report progress in early February," we are also renovating another part of to move on, even though our ability to move on is purchase, said Rork. Rork said. to Rork, the land propos- Lakeshore Campus to house the music difficult (because) people don't show up to meet- According But, according to Griffin, parking is For eight program," said Rork. al is not a new development. only a temporary measure. ings." years, Humber has been trying to work The proposal to build houses on the Although many positions will still be vacant, "In the short term they (Humber) out an agreement. Queen's Plate land has met with public other positions such as the health sciences repre- were going to use part of the property Metro Councillor Lois Griffin disapproval. Many area residents say sentatives have more than enough candidates opt- for parking along the frontage. In the like the idea because there (Rexdalt/Thistletown) said that the they don't ing for the positions. long term it would be used for hous- is ttobicoke and are no schools close by and there is no property owned by fill chairs, each ing and the frontage would be for To decide who will the empty to properties. where for children to play. the proposal was swap read it commercial development," Griffin said. candidate will have to "write a letter" and politicians and "The province and Humber College A joint committee of then members of All proposals have been put on hold "at the council meeting and would get this piece of land and citizens has been set-up to talk about will vote for you then and there," said until January. council Etobicoke would get to have the the land development and changes D'Avolio.
The 11th century had its merits
science. Me: Oh God, not again. Hamilton vacation movies for face, a bunch of people invented Me: OK Mr. Printer, let's make a Still, through the hardships the 42nd time the previous this wild tale that their cars had
nice print now, shall we? I've had to endure, I feel I've evening, turned on her and all been stolen. What a scam. Printer: Look, \;ou jerk, I've got gained some insight into many taped the "Power Rangers," How about Philippe Rushton, better things to do than chum of the bizarre things that happen instead. the professor from the University
out \,>our garbage. in the worid. My thinking here is Well, you can just imagine the of Western Ontario who has (20 minutes later) that I'm not alone in having a' scene the next morning when come up with the theory that Me: Oh Mr. Very Handsome rough time with machines, and Mrs. Snugglepuss sent her chil- blacks are less intelligent than
it's than RALPH TASGAL Printer, if not too much trou- that this goes a long way toward dren off to Sunday school and whites, who are dumber Opinion Editor ble, do {;ou think 1 might be explaining why many people do settled down with Mr. orientals, on the basis of some able to get a print sometime the things they do. Snugglepuss to watch "Naked compelling scientific research today? Take the Canadian Broadcast Midgets Like to Party," and on consisting of measuring the size not ashamed to admit, I I'm Printer: Wh^f don't you go print Standards Council, which last came "The Power Rangers." of people's brains. have my share of problems. yourself. week, at the behest of a few The shock of it all is enough to A perfectly sound idea, you This column, for instance, Ha ha, we sure have fun, the CONCERNED parents, con- make just about anyone GET might say - you being a mental- requires me to reflect weekly on printer and I. demned the "Power Rangers" as INVOLVED and express their ly insane person. But to under- the antics of people in positions I've often thought I was bom being too violent for children. outrage at the violent nature of stand where he is coming from, of authority or leadership, and in the wrong era. The 20th cen- Now most people, when they children's programming. one must take into account the sometimes both the administra- tury will rate fairly well in the first heard about this action, But as you can see, the possibility that as a child, tion and SAC will go 15, even annals of history, as far as worid probably reacted: "Violent — source of Mrs. Snugglepuss' con- Rushton suffered from terrible 20 whole minutes without doing wars and stuff, but other than what are they talking about? cern had nothing at all to do headaches. When his mother
something silly. Now where does that, don't you think this has Let's go kill those prudes!" with the "Power Rangers"; she brought him to the hospital, the that leave mer* been a century in which we've But to get the whole story, was just another victim of the doctor told her to apply a heat- all become just a little too fixated one would have to scratch great machine conspiracy. ing pad to the boy's head in The main irritant in my life, on machinery? < beneath the surface, look Think about the rash of thefts order to ease his pain. The heat- though, as people who know me I would have fared much bet- beyond the emotions, and con- at the various Humber parking ing pad, however, was a mean- will readily attest, is the rather ter in, say, the 11th century. sider the machine-human lots this year — some as much spirited sort, and one day, after rocky relationship 1 seem to There would have been a field, dynamics variable. as 95 kilometres away from the the young Rushton went to maintain with machines. a mule, maybe one or two tools, Probably, one of the CON- college. How many of these sleep with it under his head, it to Whereas some people, and I'd have worked — end of CERNED parents — call her people really had their cars turned up the temperature to are of machines a means making story. Of course, I could just Mrs. Snugglepuss (for no partic- stolen, I wonder? What would more than 500 degrees. their lives easier, more conve- imagine the kinds of problems ular reason) -.- had pro- you say are the odds that most Rushton was never quite the
nient, I do battle daily with com- I'd have gotten into then: grammed her VCR to record the of these cars are sitting in their same after that fateful night, puters, printers, telephones, Me: Ummm, this hoe isn't work- film, "Naked Midgets Like To own driveways at this very spending the remainder of his ing. Party," last toasters, etc. — all of which, I'm on cable Saturday moment, their owners too childhood watching cartoons Boss: It's not? Well to the night. still bitter at admit they can't the of his convinced, are fundamentally off Her VCR, embarrassed to and measuring heads Crusades with you! having to play the Snugglepuss' get them started. So to save Power Rangers dolls. evil and utterly devoid of con- "
Nov. 1994 Humber Et Cetera TIO 10, Meet the candidates for Etobicoke Mayor
Retain industry Not enough students Reasonable taxes RENEE DESJARDINS issues. LORRAINE HILLS cerned about leadership Staff Writer Over the summer he show up at the polls Staff in openly encouraged busi- Writer Etobicoke. "We need a Keeping Etobicoke's nesses in the area to hire strong Mayoral candidate voice at Metro to be sure taxes the lowest in Metro students. LORRAINE HILLS he ,^ii inip)i)\.'i.'mL'ni.ement lioniIroni Staff Writer Doug Holyday intends to we get what we pay for," and being an accessible "These are tough times p,,,, ,,,,^,,., make many improve- he said. mayor are two accomplish- for everybody, and espe- SinclfUT said lu' '.<.'( )iik! " He said he is also plan- ments incumbent mayor cially for young people, SiLidc'iits aren't iiileiestccl like siudenis |o bv mow ments to the city of vvIk) runs their Etobicoke if he is elected. ning to deal with the lack Bruce Sinclair has made in said Sinclair. "Tough times m CDmnl^ni involved'Ived in111 the eleclicn ties: least Holyday's plans of provincial government his 10 years in office. to get a job, tough to at that's the mes J le_suoaest_L'dle suoqested cdleoecolleqe s.Toe ihev SUnTtTvlTen thev include a focus on city education grants to the "This job (mayor) is not finance your further educa- and^in i versitv; stiifh-nts " wide security, adequate city. for someone who's just tion. don t v'ote becaiiM representation at Metro, Holyday discussed the looking to kill He also supports Mudents make up a unfainiiiaritv with I'tie cit' j.ood and fair taxing for problem of time," said "afford-able and pan of trie rommuni aiid tlie candidates [or tin Sinclair. accessible housing citizens. He is retaining industry to also looking at in the city. Sinclair said for students". them he involve L' Id
For those unable to register , election officials said stu- •keep property taxes low tant issue to Hollinshead. Empire Club, the Royal dents can show up at a polling station with photo ID and He has been supporting Canadian Legion, and for be registered on the voting list. •create jobs young people Humber at the Ontario also served with the Air -Renee Desjardins Force for six years. •affordable student housing •increase public safety • reduce cost of running govern- Councillor Ward 11 Public School Board Trustee Mayor (one in each ward) (one in each ward) Bruce Sinclair — incumbent ment Elizabeth Brown — incumbent Ernie Ashord Doug Holyday Brian Khan Gail Hanna Norman Matusiak •increase subsidies from province Frank Quinn Cheryl Marsden Herman Jardine Aman Shah Tom Hollinshead Photos courtesy of the Etobicoke Guardian J 7
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IM college ^Is mii«:h needed i:s^ studeiiits md ^i g^^^dn^ venienc^ ^ind b^et $fe1ie«ilOn, «ind the Ipeu^rjes^^ ^ mO}f« g^mes Letter to the Editor: Evmth $im0^i^^ti^ te ^^poonitit)^ m^nidp^l i^l^^o^ UPCOMING took a bizarre twtst 1^1 w^^ when a-IRldhmond M mayi ""^ '* student spurned by hopeshil puied (M $wilcheroo, HEAD2HEADS: On ^Afedr»e5cfe^, Mos^. 2, c^indldate Sonr^ KhanM^d $hou^ up to ^ ai(-c«tndld&i.t^ m^<^in$ m4 lrt$te^ M Lounge staff at 1:56 brother Jss^mes Mo*s also l».vbW^ in ii»u»lc{|>al |x>M4^i November 1 Last Monday I tried to buy a do not see why, keeping in mind takehls^ltee. muffin in the Staff Lounge As that they were not busy, they Th« end result? While the «»iJl»r4oc^lng *lame^ n«v«r my friend and I walked in, one of could not take 30 seconds of ladually revealed his iden!%, mo^ people were acftngt uiidie^^ ^ the cashiers told us we had to their time to serve me. The time the assaami^llon ^t he «i>a8^>n^ed^ Sonny, leave because it was not yet 2 it took for her tc look at her f a haiidlul ol local )m««^a md pdlttdan* liad nc^ csKight p.m. When I looked a the clock it watch and point out that I had November 24 on reserved for faculty and staff After all, my money helps pay The reasons the brothers Khan pro^^ded for iheir a<^or» from 9:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. their salaries. I'm sure teachers Monday to Friday was not busy and staff are treated in a bolder on tte ddicaIox*s, Sonny heid e^eged^ aifr^ed lat^fe^ Call us with your There were four staff members respectable and polite manner fc)^ Ihe meeting and as^umin^ he wo^ld not ^1 1^ Do you agree with the government's decision to lower the nvunher of immigrants it lets into Canada? largest country in the world with plan requiring a person to post a a population that doesn't begin surety bond or financial guaran- to cover the landscape. tee should someone they spon- Population overload may be a sor end up on welfare. problem elsewhere, but we're I do not think many No certainly not experiencing it Canadians have a problem with here. immigrants who try to conduct To build a nation that can be positive lives to help enrich the RICHARD GWIZD competitive we need skilled ROB CAMPBELL composition of Canada. But Staff Writer workers from anywhere we can Staff Writer they are getting fed up — if they find them. are not already — with those Immigration Minister Sergio When compared to quotas of Once upon a time tiiere exist- immigrants (or established Marchi has made some hard the past, there is also the ques- ed a new world offering Canadians) responsible for vio- decisions, but has he checked tion of cultural motivation. From Marcia A!!en hope, liberty and freedom; lent crimes. the numbers he's been working 1910 to 1913, between four and Canada was the land of oppor- This does not mean all immi- with? five percent of Canada's 7.5 Public Relations tunity. grants are thieves and murder- Marchi has based his deci- million population were immi- "I think it's a good thing. At one time that was the main ers, but some immigrants hold sions on rhetoric not numbers. grants from eastern European We don't have enough drawing card to entice people to different values. This does not Next year the Liberals have countries. In 1957, when immi- immigrate to Canada. mean new Canadians should money to support the set a limit of between 190,000 grants were predominantly white Now, health and welfare are cease all past ties to their native and 215,000 immigrants to be and from Great Britain, they people we already have." the principle motives for those land, either. allowed into Canada. made up two per cent of the interested in becoming new Not all Italian immigrants are This is down from a level of population. Canadians. members of the Mafioso and we 250,000 in 1994. This figure Think of the thousands of And after 125 years our social should remind ourselves not all represents 0.7 per cent of European immigrants who system has been sucked dry. Somalis, Tamils, and Canada's 29.2 million popula- helped build this country into Offering a safe haven for Vietnamese refugees are mem- tion. Meanwhile, in the Liberals' what it is today. Check your refugees may be humane, but in bers of a war tribe or gang. But Red Book, they promised to family tree, unless your ances- today's economic and social cli- we must protect the ones who raise immigration levels to one tors are Native Canadians or mate, the solution is not to aren't and screen and eliminate per cent of the population. But came here when the entire con- dump thousands of Unskilled the ones who are in the immi- even this number should be tinent was still called the New laborers onto the laps of gration process. reconsidered when set against World then you probably owe Canadians. There must be greater effort other data. some of your idea of what The numbers of immigrants on the government's part to be Study after study in Australia, Canada is today to someone should be restricted until the proactive rather than reactive the United with a country can when dealing States, and European sur- "If« HOI a y^-m-m ques- get a grip on with the social would In the ramifications Canada 1957, when name. . The social I do not think many seem to show French and nightmares of immigra- that immi- immigrants were British who that follow. Canadians have a tion. whit* Hislmptai^ued'' grants tend to predominantly started this It is the I do not create more country were integrity of all problem with immi- want to come jobs than they white and from willing to give people we grants who try to across as take (i.e. by many Euro- must protect, being preju- starting new Great Britain, peans a chance whether they conduct positive diced or worse businesses) to add their are born a racist. and on aver- they made up two muscle to Canadian or lives to help enrich My best age take less building this are new to this friend — from state per cent of the country. country. the composition of whom I have treasuries than population The clamp- Reducing known for 20 they con- ing down on the numbers the country years — is a tribute by way immigration is now can be proud Can- of taxes. It also seems, while our virtually equivalent to slitting our equated to major surgery: the adian originally from Taiwan upstanding young Canadians own throats. By doing so, we incision and wound may be and would not be here if it were are collecting U.l. — unwilling to are limiting the possible advan- jfudy Castiglione painful for a short period, but not for the semi-open door poli- do the jobs that are beneath tages of having the different Lega] A«*^istant the end result is a happier cy of immigration. them — these immigrants are points of view people of differ- healthy person. Politicians are asking what "Yes. What if these peo- taking any jobs they can get, ent cultures can bring to this The problem is not letting the prospective immigrants have to and are happy to have them. country. ple who come in are f>eople into the country but, how offer? Do they speak English? According to John Samuels, a We had an influx of criminalvS. Why should and what are these immigrants How much money does he or former director of immigration European ideas and workers doing after they get here. she have? But they should not we let people like that and demographic policy for the after several countries fell to "The days when Canada forget about fundamental free- into our country." Immigration Department, a Communism after World War II. needed a large pool of unskilled doms of our Charter. We are a quarter of the people who come If it weren't for those European labor have long gone," the country where all races can live to this fair land of ours soon refugee's we took in, this coun- Liberal's plan states. freely and in harmony with our leave again for someplace else. try wouldn't be what it is today. "Canada needs people who neighbors, and even offer a That brings our immigration sta- Who are we to say that new- are entrepreneurial, literate and hand when a hand is needed tistics down to a 142,000: a gain comers from an even wider able to adjust to a rapidly chang- with no strings attached. That is of 0.5 percent. So much for range of nations don't have ing labor market," the plan says. my vision of Canada. That is the worrying about finding enough something to offer in our "Immigrants selected for their key. housing for them all. nation's development? skills and abilities are more likely Until Immigration Canada Taking into account Canada's Our Canadian identity has to earn higher incomes than eliminates the undesirables, we fertility rate is only 1.7 percent never been one of singularity other immigrants, and more like- are better off restricting the num- (2.1 per cent is required just to but of diversity. After all, aren't ly to contribute to the economy bers allowed entry. sustain the population) Canada we supposed to be a nation that without resorting to welfare." is hardly bursting at the seams. prides itself on muki-culturalism? Tania DiPaolo Currently, taxpayers are foot- This makes one wonder Legal Assistant ing a bill of $800 million a year Rob Campbell, a third- about the philosophy behind for the 14 per cent of immigrants year Journalism student, is a "The government has to what is called 'absorptive capaci- Richard Gwizd is currently a who are seeking social welfare. former coach of Humber ty'. Is this term based on num- second-year Journalism stu- be stricter about who they Now immigration minister College's Varsity hockey bers or on someone's political dent who hopes to one day let into Canada. We can't Sergio Marchi and the current team. He is now a sports verbiage. We are the second be a youth counsellor. government wiU go ahead with a writer for Humber Et Cetera i ittsi kt anyone in here." " ' " " " " " •HHumber Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1994 Lifestyles EDITORS: Eden Boileau and Shellie McGruthers 675-3111 ext. 4514 Famous authors Complaints teach through mail Corner Japanese and The Swing Era, serious about taking on the task SEAN B. PASTERNAK THEO RALLIS Borderline Journalist Carol Shields, a Governor- of writing a book of stories, or a Staff Writer General Award winner, and Eric novel, or a book of poetry and One of my favorite experiences when going to the movie the- Wright, a detective novelist and completing it," said" Kertes. "I Have you ever dreamed of atre has to be watching the previews before the feature presenta- satire. don't exclude people from the being the next Margaret Atwood, writer of tion. Where else, after all, are you going to be able to see unorigi- year's authors included program are just starting J.D. Salinger, or Stephen King? Last who nal recycled garbage months before it hits the big screen? Nobody Timothy Findley and D.M. out. I exclude people from the Beginning in January, the produces brand new ideas anymore, so we end up seeing mostly Thomas. program (that) I think are not Writers is Humber School For sequels, spinoffs, and re-makes. serious about getting the work once again offering a correspon- Fair enough, I've gotten used to that. But it brings me to a sub- done." dence course in creative writing "It's to suited anyone ject I hold near and dear to my heart. Kertes cautions that complet- in which students have the Recently, I saw a preview for the latest Star Trek film which, as who is serious about ing the program is by no means opportunity to work with a pro- you know, opens in less than a week. ticket to career in writing. fessional author, without even taking the task of writ- a a Although I've probably seen every one in the series, I don't pre- "We don't promise anything having to leave the comfort of ing a book of stories, tend to be a Trekkie. As well, I'm getting quite sick of the crew of home. like creating a career for them," the Enterprise being carted out for the exact same plot time after the or a novel, or a book he said. "We promise only that Joe Kertes, the director of time. program and an accomplished these professional writers will of poetry and complet- Don't pretend you don't know what I mean. The crew, long help them bring their work up to writer himself, explains that the retired, see themselves as the only ones who can save the uni- ing it." publishable status. premise behind the course is to verse. After some initial success, the crew finds danger and end up - Kertes says advantage of help students complete a book. Joe Kertes one getting in trouble like never before. Just when you think Kirk and the program is possibly having "There are quite a few people Author company arc done for, they manage to find a way to come back authors students out there who have long wanted the recommend and good prevails over evil. has a limited to their publishers, if they to write a book of some kind, The program own Well, I'm quite sure this new one will be no different "Star enrolment of only 75 spots. really like a student's work. whether it's a book of short sto- Trek: The Search for Geritol" or whatever it's called may please "Students have to draw up an Interest in the program has ries, or a novel, or a book of some people, but 1 think it has better potential at the box office. " they plan to said Kertes. poetry, he said. "The corre- outline of what do been phenomenal, Think about it; whenever Hollywood tries to re-create an old spondence program enables over the course of the 30 weeks, "The correspondence pro- favourite, they add in some new faces to punch up sales a bit. I to submit has very successful. them to get linked up with a pro- and they have an gram been mean, I love him as much as the next guy, but if he's not in Star of their manuscript just to Last year had to turn away a fessional writer and to send sto- excerpt we Trek, William (T.J. Hooker, Rescue 911) Shatiier means nothing check the level of accomplish- of people, " he said. ries electronically, or by mail, to number to the moviegoing masses. fill application," hun- that writer over the course of 30 ment, and out an "We've had many, many 1 say we make the old Star Trek gang live peacefully in some weeks. " said Kertes. "We determine from dreds of calls for this year and retirement community within the Florida of outer space. Let's their level of accomplishment I'm fairly confident it will fill. Now in its second year, the bring in some multi-million dollar actors to give the series a facelift! which author they'll get to work The cost of the course is $864 program offers an esteemed list Space, the final frontier. boldly go ... blah, blah, blah ... with. entry deadline is To of authors. and the Nov. Application these are the voyages of the new and improved Starship Taking part are H.S. Bhabra, Whether veteran or a begin- 15. forms can be Enterprise - with people who have the same names and charac- winner of the Raymond ner, everyone will have an picked up in the Applied and ters, but different faces. in Arts office. Chandler Prize, Peter Carey, a opportunity to grab a spot the Creative For more We open the film with Mr. Spock. No, not the aging Leonard Booker Prize winner, Sarah program. information contact Joe Kertes at Nimoy, but another individual who is constantly trying to find logic Sheard, author of Almost "It's suited to anyone who is 675-6622, ext. 4436. in human behavior - Jerry Seinfeld. With pointy ears and equally sharp wit, the new Spock opens the show with - surprise.surprise - a monologue. Literary competition "Why is it that whenever another ship opens fire on the Enterprise, the only way you can tell we've been hit is that the crew begins swaying from side to side?," Spock/Scinfeld asks in his whiny voice. for college students "If we were all wearing seatbelts, no one would ever get hurt. The 'new' Captain Kirk enters the room, played to perfection Eligible students can submit not only a way to communicate, by Jack Nicholson. CHRIS KING one entry to either the short story but as a way to discover. "How ya doin'. Mister Spock?," Kirk says in the classic Staff Writer or personal essay categories. Humber College is the only Nicholson monotone (really, this whole scenario would go over better if you could hear my voice). The communications depart- Prize money will be awarded to Canadian institution that is a the top three entries in each cate- member of the League for 'It looks like we gotta get rid of these frea-kin' Klingons, and we ment at Humber College is wel- gory. The first place winners Innovation in the Community gotta do it yesterday! Heeeere's Kirk-ie!" coming students to participate in is Adding to the festivities is the surprise casting of Arnold the second annual League for from both categories will be College. The league, which Schwarzenegger as Dr. McCoy. Innovation's Student Literary entered in the League for based in California, works to pro- Why would anyone use big Amie in the role of Bones? Competition. Innovation's international literary mote excellence in community "Because, like The competition, which was competition where the prize colleges all over the United ah, to break people's bones. Hasta la vista," he increases. States. literary competition might say in his thick Austrian accent before kicking Klingon started in order to encourage and money The some the league as a butt. reward creative writing skills Last year, a Humber College was approved by among community college stu- student won third prize in the way of showcasing student tal- The attention then returns to Spock, who is still doing his international competition. Randy ent. monologue schtick. dents, is open to all students cur- rently enrolled in a communica- Spence, a Radio student, took All entries must be submitted "In fact," he continues "the only way we Vulcans can differenti- third ate ourselves is tions course at Humber. home place honors for his with an official entry form by 4 from humans by the ears. What was the thinking . short . "Often times, a student in a story "Grannan's House" p.m., Jan. 20, 1995. The win- behind this? How do bigger ears. communications class only sees a which was then published in the ners of number's local competi- "Can the funny stuff, Vuk:an boy!" Kirk interrupts. league's transporter. limited purpose to his or her writ- student literary maga- tion will be announced on March "Ah'U be back." Bones says as goes to the zine. Aversa hopes last year's 6 and the winners of the interna- Okay, I hear you. Perhaps this isn't Star Trek in Its traditional ing, " said Joe Aversa, the chair will will of communications at Humber. success encourage more stu- tional competition be sense. In fact, the more I think about it, the more it sounds like dents to enter this year. on 1. For that, "This contest will allow a student announced May more something out of an issue of MAD MagQ2ine. Not only but "One of the exciting contact a communi- to realize that there could be an things information, something with that type of casting would blow the budget audience out there who appreci- about writing is you don't know cations instructor or the Liberal through the roof. 6ut you get the picture. We've boldly gone what you are going to say until Arts and Sciences office in H420. ates, understands or sympathizes where no Trekkie has gone before, and done it in style. you say it, " said Aversa. with what they are trying to say. "That's Now, about that Home Alone scries... why they talk about writing as Nov. 10, 1994 Number Et Cetera ^ Secrets of student success LISA CARTWRIGHT concerns over their program, damnedest (to see you fail.)" "(Like) line-ups. Try and stop were usually successful in high Staff Writer teachers can direct students to Barbara Calwell who trans- wasting time. Get rid of frustra- school. services that can help them. ferred from the Fashion program tions in dealing with the college," The students who rarely Starting college may be a little Students who have switched at Sheridan to the Pre-University he said. skipped classes in high school easier for some students because programs have had different General Arts and Science pro- The other type of student is and usually completed their of the work of the Student experiences. Some say their gram at Humber, disagreed, and the one who is failing and ulti- homework took those skills and Success Committee. teachers are very helpful, others said teachers here are caring. mately will leave even though are able to succeed in college. "The number of resources, say teachers try their best to see "At Sheridan they kept their they have will. They are often The environment students are events and services students them fail. distance, at Humber College they underprepared or they don't in and the students themselves access as they roll into this col- Donna Appleton, who are really involved with our suc- have literacy or numeracy skills. contribute to successful transi- lege and spend the first semester switched from Pre-Health at cess." Some borderline students are tion. If a student has good study is what our focus is on," said Ken Humber to the Pre-University When looking at students' suc- underprepared in literacy or habits and knows what their Harrison, a member of the com- General Arts and Science pro- cess, Dietsche says there are two numeracy, but have a strong strengths and weaknesses are, mittee. gram, said some of her teachers types of students. There are the will. These students stay because academically and socially, they The new steering committee's didn't help her. students who are successful in they access the services offered tend to do better than those who role, said Peter Dietsche, profes- "For every five teachers that their programs, but leave. These to them. don't, said Harrison. sor of Sociology is "to look at the are willing to spend that extra students are highly skilled and According to questionnaires "The more the student is flow. What happens to people as time, I've found one and a half motivated, but see something filled out by students over a 10- involved in extra-curricular activi- they come in. To try to fill in the teachers that try to hinder you. within the first semester that year period, the students who ties, the better they (do)," he potholes and wipe out the speed- There are teachers that try their decreases their motivation. are most successful in college said. bumps," to make for a smooth transition. According to the ministry's data collected by the Council of Regents, there is a 40 to 45 per cent drop-out rate. Students often switch pro- grams within the first semester or year. Dietsche attributes this to the fact that students are not given The Kids are Coming sufficient information to choose a career or school that is best for them. On Wednesday, November 30,1994, in the Greater Toronto area, thousands of Gr. 9 ' He said students hear about students will go to work with parents or guardians. programs through friends, but often only realize they don't have The TAKE OUR KIDS TO WORK project is sponsored by business, education and the the qualifications for them once to realistic its opportunities they are in. Community offer Gr. 9 students a view of the work world and "(It's) -mismatched in a sense. and demands. Thinking it (the course) is one thing and it turns out to be some- HUMBER COLLEGE is pleased to participate in TAKE OUR KIDS TO WORK and to thing else, and another mismatch involve both College Staff and Students. (could be) the skills and abilities the person has," said Dietsche. If you are a Humber student and the parent of a Gr. student, you arc invitee! to bring your He said Humber College is 9 doing a lot to give students the child to the College on Wednesday, November 30. Instead of job shadowing, your child proper information. They send will go with you to class. You must take full responsibility for your child while here at out course calendars, visit high the College. schools and present information to the students clearly and sim- IF PARTICIPATING, please complete and return this registration to the SAC Ofllce, North ply. or Lakeshore by Friday, November 18. Any questions, contact Judy Harvey, Dean, Student Dietsche said there should be more dialogue between high Services - (416) 675-5029. schools and colleges, and between colleges and universi- ties. Bob Haughian, Orangeville KIDS ON CAMPUS District Secondary School's prin- cipal agreed. Wednesday, November 30, 1994 'There is a great deal of room for improvement. High schools Parent's Name: need to do more. 1 think we are doing more for university prepa- Humber Student No.: ration than college." Humber Program: Current Semester: Haughian said his students are normally prepared academically Child's Name: for college, but not socially. "I believe very strongly in ori- Child's School: entation programs," he said. Haughian said if students could Please complete and return to SAC Office, North or Lakeshore live in residence and actually go to classes for a few days, they would have a better idea of what they're getting themselves into before they get to college. Once a student is in college, it is easier to communicate with the students. If students voice their •Humber Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1994 E C I A C T I O N The Royal Canadian Legion makes clianges Veterans are no longer the only members allowed in the Legion by Alice Grzybek was granted only to ex-service Convention approved a resolu- personnel. tion to allow sons and daughters Later it was decided that the to become members but at this The Royal Canadian Legion only way to keep the Legion point in time it was with restricted has become less exclusive rights and privileges," said today allowing non-vet- by Forbes. erans into the organization, In 1980, sons and but the original purpose daughters of members were hasn't changed. granted full membership, The Legion was formed which meant the opportuni- in 1925 when approximate- ty to hold office and vote ly 40 different veterans' on issues. groups joined together with At this time the Legion a common goal — providing opened the door even aid to those who had fought wider to allow other new for their country. members. For the first time, According to Jim Forbes, cx-militia personnel, spous- the provincial secretary of es of members, grandchil- the Ontario division, the dren and ex-RCMP officers Legion was formed to put were all welcomed. Now pressure on the federal gov- the Legion is actively ernment for disability pen- involved with the commu- sions, allowances and nity through track and field, grants. Forbes said the public speaking and literary groups became a stronger and poster competitions. voice by joining together. However, Forbes said The veterans also wanted the Legion of the future will the government to lend emphasize even more com- them money to purchased munity integration. property for homes and the \ "Instead of the original opportuntiy to return to aims and objectives, you're school after the war, at the gov- operating was by allowing new going to be looking at total com- ernment's expense. When the members in. munity service," he said. Legion was formed, membership "The 1972 Dominion " " . .» > - '..J SiHumber Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1M4 Instructor reads at Harbourfront Humber teacher Cecil Foster shares his creativity at The Griots Palaver SEAN BALLANTYNE novel No Man in the House. Staff Writer "By any large, 'No Man in the House' is written for black A Humber instructor was youth," said Foster. "1 wanted to among three authors sharing remind those {black youths) liv- their experience, beliefs, and ing here of what life was like in efforts at the Harbourfront the Caribbean, of the obstacles Reading series last week. that had to be overcome and Cecil Foster, a teacher in how the search for emancipation Humber's school of journalism, still goes on. was invited to participate in a The Palaver represents culmination of the creativity of Foster's third time at the various black authors and poets. Harbourfront reading series, and This was the premise behind he hopes to be asked back again the Griots Palaver, presented by next year. the Canadian Artist's Network: "I like to read, and I like Black Artists in Action appearing before audiences. It's (CANiBAIA). The Griots a nice way for readers and writ- Palaver is a gathering of authors ers to get the sense as to where of diverse cultural backgrounds, they are. Reading is always very specifically from Africa and good in terms of getting instant Canada. feedback. Twelve authors each con- Foster's second novel. Sleep tributed their unique works of fic- On, Beloved is due to be pub- tion and poetry over a three day lished in the spring of 1995 by period, beginning last Thursday. Random House and Ballantyne Foster began the Palaver by Cecil Foster (right), shared the stage at the Harbourfront with fellow authors (from left) Femi reading an excerpt from his books. Osofisah and Miriam TIall. photo by sean ballantyne A lively guitar, a lesbian bar, Musique and someone like Yoko Ono MICHAEL MILLER along with the oft-repeated phrase "Where's my s'il vous plait Staff Writer beat?". Michel. Michel will feature songs That boyish aura adds to the bizarre humor of SORAYA SENOSIER primarily from her latest album like "Dancing In Lesbian Bar" and "Pablo Staff Writer Jonathan Richman displayed his unique brand songs A et Flamme and Picasso Never Called An Asshole". Rhum (Rum of musical humor to about 200 fans at the Was Flames). Michel, who's music is a Stratacaster, Council for Horseshoe on Monday Oct. 24. The singer was joined by a Fender The Organization of mixture of R&B, Afro Jazz, and On stage Richman creates a genuine bond with the only guitar he ever plays. Joined, because he Francophones pop, is known for singing about it personality all it's partly the Toronto (COFTM), will be pre- his audience. The child-like innocence of his facial gives a own, by both the violence and beauty of it, senting their first edition of expressions as he speaks to the crowd, between sounds he makes come out of but mostly due her country. it. Festival la Chanson (festival and during songs, draws them into the music. to the song he wrote about de will accompanied also joined a the of songs), at Toronto's She be by They feel a part of the narrative, to the point Richman was by drummer guitarists Christopher Boote and to "Andy". rare musi- Harbourfront centre. Shows will where many shout responses to the musical ques- audience came know as A Martial Meronet, percussionist his 11, tions he poses. cal partner for the man who has played on be running on Nov. 15, and Daniel Bellegard, bassist Raynald his last 17. when they aren't drawn in naturally, he own since the demise of band. The And Joseph, keyboardist Yvan The festival, entitled de and pulls them into the show, demanding they clap Modern Lovers, in the mid '80s. Coup Bastien. The element of percussion added a nice twist coeur, is a celebration of fran- Coup de coeur begins with to what most fans were used to hearing live. cophone singers, and musicians Michel's show in the Brigantine Richman's music does its best to evade from all over the world. Room at 8pm. Tickets are $13 description. It's sort of folk, sort of pop, sort of For the first performance, the for adults and $11 for students retro '50s. His songs are simple , honest, full of COFTM collaborated with the energy, and laced with mischievous humor. He Haitian chanteuse Emeline and senior citizens. addresses serious topics in his music, but he does it with a natural wit that can't help but steal the show. Nirvana's new^ sound He may be best known for his songs "Road Runner", which was covered by, among others, Unplugged CD may attract Eagle fans the Sex Pistols, and for "Pablo Picasso ", which was on the soundtrack for the cult classic "Repo Man". RENEE DESJARDINS instead of The Eagles, said You may also have seen him on the Conan Staff Writer spokesperson Wesley Hayden. O'Brien show (he's become a bit of a regular), 'This is very rare," said looking deathly nervous. Whether this is just an Nirvana listeners may get a Hayden. "It was probably 50 - extension of his boyish persona or a genuine fear pleasant or unpleasant surprise 100 pieces (CDs) at the end of a of cameras, only he knows. (depending on their personal run that were individually For an encore, he performed a song from his tastes), when they play the labeled." Spanish album ( a language he is fluent in), and band's new CD, Unplugged In Hayden added that this was tried his best at Flamenco guitar playing. After 10 New York. the first time this year a switch minutes of roaring applause he was obliged to Some rare copies of the had occured, and so far about come back on the stage, without the Fender, to band's much publicized new 40 copies have been returned. perform a short acappella in Spanish. release, contain music by the leg- Anyone with Don Henley Opening for Richman was a two-piece group endary rock band The Eagles. and Co. on their Nirvana disc, called Anhai. While musical taste is extremely per- The mistake appears to be a can return it to the place of pur- sonal, the best compliment that could be paid is, purely technical one. chase and get a correct copy. Or, Jonathan Richman "cracked 'em up" at the they sounded like a slightly less annoying Yoko The mix up occured when simply enjoy the music of The Horseshoe. photo by Michael miller Ono. some CDs were labeled Nirvana Eagles. , " " " " Xf.. Humber Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1994 [Jpj IntervieTv SHELDE McGRUTHERS Lifestytes Editor with the For those of you having 'bad-sequel-brings-killer-back-from- dead' movie withdrawal, guess what? I can tell you what will scare you {or make you laugh your ass off, whatever}! Freddy's back and this time the actor, Robert Englund, actuary director gets to show his face for more than a minute. You see, everyone {including the director producer) plays themselves. They are and SHELLIE McGRUTHERS She opposed vehemently the making a movie {duh!) and this bothers the 'real' Freddy, so he Lifestyles Editor casting of Tom Cruise in the role comes to get them. It's a weird premise so remember what 1 said of the vampire Lestat, but Rice about that laughing thing... Neil Jordan looks frazzled. wasn't the only obstacle. Okay, so Freddy, Jason and Chuckie aren't exactly my favorite The Irish novelist/screen- Controversy has followed this fright fBck stars either, but Dracula and other creatures of the night project since long before Cruise writer/director is on a publicity are. I love the soulless, bloodsuckers and after reading Interview tour in support of the highly con- ever signed on. With The Vampire I, like many, many others, fell for Lestat. troversial Interview With the For 17 years, Rice's novel has I, like Interview's author Anne Rice, was incredibly angry when Vampire, his latest directorial been tossed around Hollywood Tom 'my teeth can outshine a 100-watt bulb' Cruise won the role everything effort, which opens tomorrow as from a musical to a of the sexy and very blonde Lestat. night miniseries. Since David Geffen After seeing Cruise in full makeup {Eww! He's scary with those acquired the rights The Canadian leg of Jordan's to the novel big, blue veins getting ready to pop out of his head, ickf) under there tour recently brought him to the has been one problem, or Neil Jordan's insightful direction, I got over the anger and accept- complaint, after another. Four Seasons hotel in Toronto to ed him, begrudgingly, obviously so did Rice. "It's all so confusing," said face a handful of university and Neil Jordan speaking with Hopefully, the rest of you naysayers can ease up long enough Jordan. "It's a pity because I'd college journalists. He shuffled reporters, photo by c. keeshan to see this one. Maybe I'll see you in line. just like people to sit and watch into the room, lead by a publicity Finally, my hero, Kenneth Branagh {of whom I extolled the the movie. woman from Warner Brothers, and suffering character to life, but virtues in a recent issue) has a new horror film, er ... old film, um And what a movie! Make no looking like he'd just crawled out gives him a most annoying pres- ... old story, new film (I've get it now). mistake Jordan has made the of bed five minutes ago. He ran ence. directing {and starring— bless his humble little heart) in essential Interview film. For those He's his hands through his short, dark Slater, Antonio Banderas Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with Robert DeNiro as his of you hoping it will be exactly hair, after spotting our photogra- (Armand) and Stephen Rea monster. If those mix-and -match arms on Bobby don't scare you, like the book — get real. That pher, and slumped casually into (Santiago) play the secondary then you're immune baby! Ain't nothin' gonna scare you. movie would be over 25 hours his assigned easy chair. characters, each bringing their I figure that after Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview With The long instead of just over two Jordan deserves the right to own character to life in a most Vampire and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein there is only one hours. look harried. He had to over- stylish way. Slater is the some- really frightening horror novel {Stephen King's novels are already The film is the story of Louis come huge challenges in bringing what cocky young reporter who films) left to toy with; Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt), an Anne Rice's popular vampire becomes a believer after listening In my film version I'll {yes me) take Robert Louis Stevenson s 18th-century, Louisiana land story to the screen, not the least to Louis. Banderas' (Philadel- name off the title and call it Shellie McGruthers' Dr. Jekyll and Mr. owner. The young man is over- of which was Rice herself. phia) sensuality is very evident Hyde. Of course, I will deserve the credit after altering the story wrought after the deaths of his here on a level that is not obvi- slightly. wife and child. ous, but subtle and intriguing the 1 believe the fine doctor should be played by Rosie O'Donnell "He can't stand his grief and way a 400 year-old vampire as a woman who's usually sweet until menopause kicks in. Who his pain and most of us feel like should be. needs an alter ego? Mr, Hyde can be the name of Rosie's mild- that a lot of the time. You know, Rea is special in this film, mannered hubby who suffers from a very rare and extremely fatal life is too bloody arduous," because it is unlike any role he's disease {bear with me, I'm aiming for the teary-eyed Oscar judges Jordan explains. "(Louis) longs ever played. He has few lines here). to not have to feel anymore, to and is a malicious joker of a vam- If Frankenstein and Interview aren't huge hits this autumn, respond anymore and Lestat pire. He's practically unrecogniz- maybe I'll take a crack at rewriting them as well. comes to him and says, 'Look, able but not unnoticable. I'll get rid all this. You'll live 1 could put a Quentin Tarantino twist on Frankenstein by arm- of Cruise is not the star of this ing him with a semi-automatic musket so he can pulverize the vil- forever, but you'll be dead.'" film though, and neither is Pitt. A lagers when they chase him through the forest. The interviewer (Christian Slater) little twelve year old named My delusions of grandeur may be getting out of hand, but if meets Louis some 200 Kirsten Dunst York Stories) years later in (New they are it's only because I'm so great {I've gone from thinking like San Francisco and has taken* that honor away from Tarantino to talking like Oliver Stone — but that's a whole other listens to his unbelievable tale of The self-proclaimed fiend, lust, them. Dunst plays the beautiful Rant 'N' Rave in itself). hunger, murder, love and Lestat. COURTESY PHOTO death. child vampire, Claudia. She's a Jordan explained why typical child, always wanting PUT YOUR EDUCATION TO WORK! of thing, Interview With the Vampire dif- more a good even when fers from many previous vampire it comes to feeding on her help- less victims. actress portrays tales, "The novel is written from The Louis' point of view entirely, and the sexuality and intelligence of an adult while still Telecommunieations Management the film is made from Louis' retaining her innocence. point of view ... I wanted people Sheridan's one-year Telecammunications Management Post-Diploma Program provides to share both perspectives ... "She's such a great actress university and college graduates with the additional training and experience needed to three perspectives; Louis, Lestat and it's a great role," extols enter this highly competitive and rapidly changing field. and Claudia, and be able to Jordan, "she was the first girl we understand each character. tested. Taught by consultants and experienced professionals in the telecommuni- This acclaimed director of Jordan has made his way cations field, program content focuses on: financial planning, needs such films as The Crying Game. through another interview, and analysis, integrated network design, and telephone and data systems The Company of Wolves and another movie, unscathed. His administration. Participation in a business-based project and a two-week Mona Lisa has done just that. version of Louis' tale doesn't work placement further allows you to build experience and references, He has brought a Tom Cruise omit any important details, but and apply classroom learning to real work situations to the screen that has never been adds a dark sense of humor and seen before. Cruise's familiarity is a slight change in the ending This program is actively supported by the Canadian Business still there making it almost easy to from the book. Telecommunications Alliance and the Canadian Telecommunications relate to him even after seeing Does this mean there could be Consultants Association. him as the blood thirsty murderer a sequel? that he has become. "Yah, I think there will be. "I just wanted people to Would he consider directing Call today for January '95 enrolment (905) 842-INFO (4836). empathize with the devil, with the it? evil thing (Lestat) is said only, "if For more infonnaHon on the almvo program or t^her Sheridan programs, call INFOSheridan and to He he would, but understand his logic," Jordan everyone would shut up!" at (905) 842-INPO (4638), or complete the section below, and send ad to: Sheridan College said. He won't be doing it anytime Communications, 1430 Trafalgar Road, Oakville, Ontario L6H 2L1, or Fax to: (905) 815-4062. Unfortunately, Pitt (True soon though. He has a new Name: Romance), who reportedly hated novel coming out in January and making this film, can not be he's starting work on a new film ^1 Address: 9 praised as highly. He brings a in the future. SHERIDAN sad near COLLEGE Postal Code: Phone: ( L AB21 NTERTAINME Nov. 10, 1994 Humber Et Cetera Artsight for sore which is a sculpture of a sad- artist David Partridge. It's a CHAD T. KEOGH looking woman sitting with her weird, bird-like figure with musi- Staff Writer head in her hands. cally arranged nails hammered The futuristic sculpture into its front. When you touch It's fitting that one of the 'Knowledge of Man' by Milton' the nails, electronics in the sculp- most controversially-designed Sherrill. an alien-like head wear- ture create a musical sound simi- city halls in the area is hosting lar to a child's laughter. Artsight, which is a collection of Whether you like tradi- The most haunting of all the traditional and avant-garde tional art, something a exhibits at Artsight would have exhibits. The creations of both little more bizarre, or to be The Mime' by Toronto Canadian and International some hands on sculptor David Pellettier. It's a in with the life-like statue of a sad -faced, artists blend right exhibits, you're sure to peculiar design of the female mime made from fibre- find a piece you'll like. Mississauga Civic Centre. glass and epoxy. There is something at Artsight Artsight is a free exhibition, for everyone. Whether you like ing what looks like brass ski gog- which is open 7 days a week traditional art, something a little gles, definitely causes some dou- until June 1995. more bizarre, or some hands-on ble takes. The Artsight collection is exhibits, you're sure to find a For children or anyone who open for viewing from 8 a.m. to piece you'll like. enjoys hands-on exhibits there is 10 p.m. Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. There are traditional works the unusual 'Ticklemitum to p.m. Saturday and 8 a.m. like New York artist Milton 6 Skegoose' by Toronto-educated Hebald's 'Melancholy Baby', to 4:30 p.m. on Sunday. "Melancholy Baby" (left) by Milton Hebald and "Ticklemitum Skegoose" (right) by David "The Mime" by Toronto sculptor David Pellettier. Partridge. photos by chad t. keogh photo by chad t. keogh " "" " - , Number Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1994 AIN How sweet die blues can be OLP returns Gordie Johnson of Big Sugar hides modesty under expensive suits MICHAEL MILLER Pure. Taggart says he believes the band has found its niche on blues come from old black guys. But they were Staff Water CYNTHIA KEESHAN stage. Staff Writer young once, " explained Johnson. "The blues have If the reaction from the less to do with age as it does with the sentiment. The band that was hailed as crowd at Lee's is any indication, can't sung that bluesy-rock way." When Gordie Johnson first went on stage, he Some songs be "the next big thing" to come their fans agree. says that former band members had "forbidden Johnson explained that to sing the blues, all one out of the Toronto music scene They were loud, but crisp — to is the mood. (him) to sing". He insists that he is not a natural has do remember when they last played here was a rarity for Lee's sound system. singer and the opportunity to sing was more of a "It's not like I'm singing what's happening to me ^back Sunday night, strutting The three members that aren't personal risk than a blessing. now. The scars of age come back when you their stuff before about 500 stuck behind a drum kit put on But thankfully, for blues-rock fans, this man in remember them, and they bring with it that feeling, sweaty fans. a very energetic show. Singer that said Johnson. the Hugo Boss suit, this leader of Big Sugar, can mood," Our Lady Peace {OLP) was Ralnc Iccjpt around the that got Msida truly sing. "It's like that scar on your shoulder you playing In support of their debut stage doing his best to keep falling bike "1 took on this venue from off your album. Naveed, to a capacity all tempo with those thrashing it (singing) for better or for when you were a kid. ages crowd at Lee's Palace. out on the dance floor^below worse," said Johnson in a Whenever you retell the 'The show was their only him (a practice that sent him to telephone interview. story, you remember Toronto appearance on a cross- the hospital after tripping during "Recently, when people vividly how you felt. country tour that began in a show in Quebec). it hurt. You never come forward saying 'I How Keiowna. B.C., and will wind The then had to cancel forget the feeling with the band love your voice' I find up on the east coast in the com- two weeks of dates while he story. that I am shocked. ing weeks. the inception of underwent knee surgery. His personal revela- Since Naveed is a Middle Eastern Taggart says the initial hype tions are startling when Big Sugar in 1990, the term meaning "bearer ol good that has surrounded their album you consider that Big band has opened for n«w$/ According to drummer hasn't affected their egos Sugar played to a sold such prestigious acts as Jeremy Taggart, the title also Charles, Aretha "Whenever someone in the out crowd at Lee's Palace Ray : symbolizes the optimistic link band develops (an ego) we slap last Saturday night Franklin, Etta James and betu^eent th« songs on the " it down pretty quick. "That night (Saturday) the Arc Angels. The writing process for OLP was magical," recalls Johnson was Also, linking those songs are is democratic with the presti- a completely one, Johnson. "It was like we endowed a barrage of heavy guitars, writing says Taggart owned the city." gious honor of pounding drums and distinctive songs and recording 'It's not one person plus But he remains mod- \ vocals. Somewhat reminiscent thtee, it's writing them for the soundtrack. iour people est about his talent. i^oC Pearl Jam and Soundgarden,- The Circle Game, direct- "I realized I had to 'their sound is typical of Seattle's TbeyVe be«n doing their sing," said Johnson. ed by Academy Award grunge sc^ne. best to keep ^at wilting alive "Guys who sing achieve winning director Bridget The band was at Lee*s Berman. Berman won while they're on the road. a greater popularity. I Palace fevo months ago when they BUDGET DAYS AT KELSEY'S EVERYWEDNIOHTCWITH STUDENT ID) (10% AT OTHER TIMES) $5.95 BURCER/WINOS AND200Z DRAFT (ONLY ONE PER PERSON) EVERY MONDAY IS ALL YOU-CAN-EAT-FAjlTA AND MCD NICHT 29 CENT WINGS TUESDAY NIGHTS OIANT 10 FOOT 5CREEN/NTN TRIVIA & QB1 DAILY LUNCH SPECIALS FROM $4.99 636 DIXON RD240-8223 (ACROSS FROM THE SKYLINE HOTEL) " " Nov. 10, 1994 Number Et Cetera {^•l*j Sports 675-3111 ext. 4514 EDITORS: Robert Ellidge and Sean B. Pasternak •«• , '(/-"^c- Pumping iron the proper way Humber instructor designs fitness programs for students ANDREW THOMAS athlete. He still has room for motion. It's good to have some- Staff Writer more people. one coach them along the basic Some things Remi feels peo- line. '. Humber College's weight ple are doing wrong or neglecting Pierre, too, believes that work- is important part of room is trying something new to do are stretches and doing the ing out a very this year by having a fitness train- movements much too fast. living. er in the facility every Tuesday "Stretching is really important "Without the body you can't and Thursday from 12 - 2 p.m. because once your muscles con- function in life, so I think people Jasson Remi, a 29-year-old tract a lot, they shorten. If you let are now realizing it is a priority," graduate of the Fitness them shorten they will cramp he said. input you put in Leadership program who was a up, " he said. "The more student in the program last year. Remi feels more people are the more output you'll get. Some of Remi's jobs include realizing the importance of physi- Gym supervisor Mark designing programs, explaining cal fitness. Porteous feels the weight room how to stretch and use the "It's not just good for the needs a larger variety of weights weights, teaching aerobics, and body, but for the psyche. If your and free weights. fitness testing. He would like to body feels good your head's "The universal weights we do start a cycling club for next gonna feel good too, " he said. have are good if you want a semester. Stephen Pierre, a 25-year-old basic workout, but they don't "A lot of people come in and architectural student, has been really isolate what you need to ask questions on how to use the training in the weight room for really get done, " Porteous said. machines properly, how to work the past two years an average of "If there were more free a specific muscle group or how two to three times a week. He weights, you'd be getting more of to improve their aerobic fitness," believes the weight room fulfills a workout necessary for that iso- he said. the basic needs for someone just lated area of the body." "A lot of students appreciate starting to work out, but feels He also believes the weight the fact that I'm here because they should combine more free room needs a squat and calf they really don't know how to weights with the machines. He muscle machine for people who to on their use the machines. I think you feels Remi's presence has been want work out more need someone here because long overdue. legs. Porteous thinks that having there are so many machines, one "This should have been done a fitness trainer in the facility is can't expect to know how to use a long time ago, " Pierre said. an exceptional idea for supervi- all of them properly. "Many people don't know sion. Remi writes an average of four how to proceed in exercising and "There's always room for Proper training techniques are essentiai to good fitness. programs a week for anyone performing in breathing, lifting, improvement, " he said. FILE PHOTO from the beginner to the super controlling the weights and Youth is not an advantage in tennis Navratilova. She would also be only the fourth woman to the Court", Michael Mewshaw wrote about abuse, BEVOND THE hold the world's number one ranking since the ranking anorexia, lesbianism and sexual impropriety between system was installed in 1973. player and coach. I am convinced that level of maturity BOKSCORE But that's where the success story would end. Austin both physical and mental has a lot do do with what's would be forced to quit the game because of a variety of going on in tournament locker rooms. physical ailments. Numerous comebacks have been Jennifer Capriati was supposed to be the second com- unsuccessful, the most recent one ending at this year's ing of Chris Evert. The 1992 Gold Medalist had endorse- U.S. Open. It is evident that her body could not with- ments and a top 10 ranking. With all this going for her, it STEVE KAGAN stand the rigors of professional tennis at such a young age was assumed her next step would be to take over the Columnist and that undoubtedly led to her retirement. mantle as the best player in the world. Andrea Jaeger was another teenage prodigy who rose Unfortunately, her next step was a backward one. I love the game of tennis and I support everyone's to fame in the early '8Gs. The highlight of her career was Actually she fell down the whole flight and landed at the right to play. reaching the final of the 1983 Wimbledon bottom. First it was a shoplifting charge, then an ignomin- However, there arc a few things that do not sit well Championships where she was probably awestruck by ious first round defeat by Russia's Leila Meskhi at the with me when the topic of women's tennis, in particular the whole occasion, losing to Martina Navratilova by a 6- 1993 U.S. Open, and finally her arrest for possession of the women's tour, comes up. 3, 6-0 score. narcotics which landed her in a clinic for substance This week, 14-year-old American sensation Venus Jaeger's demise was also due to injury, but she suf- abuse. Williams made her senior tournament debut defeating fered from the state of mind that plagues athletes in other Capriati, who's not yet reached 20, explained she had veteran Shaun Stafford in straight sets. sports, namely bumout. lost her desire for the game and wanted to be a normal Three weeks ago, Swiss teen Martina Hingis caused a Roland Jaeger had coached both his daughters from teenager. At press time, Capriati has begun practicing and stir when she defeated Helena Sukova en route to a when they were very young. Suzy, the eldest, could not plans to rejoin the tour sometime soon. quarter-final finish at a tournament in Europe. handle the pressure and would eventually drift away from Austin, Jaeger, Capriati. These are just a few of the The age of tour eligibility is "limited" to 14-year-olds the game. In Andrea, Roland saw a gifted athlete who marquee names that have left the game before their time and over and this is where I have concerns. could make it to the top and devoted his life to helping but there are more. Mary Pierce was lucky, she was able Tennis and longevity are not two words you would put her reach her goal. Jaeger's tennis career was punctuated to rectify her situation and prevent that from happening. together and unless your name is Evert or Navratilova, by episodes of screaming matches and verbal abuse Talents like Venus Williams and Martina Hingis are your career is brief. I honestly feel that too many young delivered by her father. By 1985 she would be out of the now being noticed and I can't help wondering if their girls are being allowed to join the women's tour when game. opportunity has come too soon. I think that if the age of they are not mentally and physically ready for it. The story of Mary Pierce is remarkably similar to tour eligibility was raised to 18, talents like these would Now, you might find statements like this to be chau- Jaeger's. Tremendously talented. Pierce was stifled by the not run the risk of being wasted. vinistic, but history has recorded many instances of actions of her father. I do take into account that a woman reaches her promising young women players joining the tour at a Jim Pierce was the worst thing for Mary. He would yell physical peak at a much younger age than a man but let- young age and then leaving the game unexpectedly and at her during matches and was seen to strike her during ting players mature first is not a crime and they will bene- prematurely. practice sessions. In one episode he berated his daughter fit from being older and wiser when they enter the com- Back in 1979, a fresh-faced 16 year old armed with a for losing one game in a match she had waltzed through F>€titive circle, after all, the future of the game lies in its Wilson racquet, pigtails and toothy grin burst on to the 6-0, 6-1. After his behavior at the 1993 French Open, the young players. tennis scene in dramatic fashion. With her upset win over Womens Tennis Association (WTA) banned Jim Pierce With Navratilova s impending retirement, Steffi Graf Chris Evert in the U.S. Open, Tracy Austin became a from all sanctioned tour events and Mary has decided to and Gabriela Sabatini are suddenly the most experienced household name. She would follow that result with distance herself from him. tour performers. How soon people forget that both are another Open victory in 1981, this time over Martina The women s tour is a jungle. In his book "Ladies of still in their early 20s. Enough said. " ZM Humber Et Cetera Nov. 10, 1904 Chargers match Canadians ROB CAMPBELL With 2:38 left in the third, the catastrophic results even when "Taveras has made some Assists went to Mike Galati (2), Staff Writer Caledon Canadians Rob Strk you are ranked on top. great saves," Bartlett said. "He J.C. Larocque (2), Mark Moran, drew a 5 minute major for hitting "We put ourselves into that virtually won Friday night's game Glenn Bradbury, Guinyou, It doesn't matter what team from behind allowing the position," said Greg Ireland, the against the Bramalea Blues for Klaver, McClean, Dasso. you're on, penalties can cost you Chargers to set up their power Caledon Canadian's coach. "We us." During the Bramalea game on the game. play. played well all game, but a five The Chargers erased a 3-0 Friday night, goal scorers for the The Mississauga Chargers And they answered by scoring minute powerplay with two and deficit against the Blues beating Chargers were: Galati, Mark scored two power play goals in twice to tie the game at five. a half minutes left can sting you. them 4-3 in overtime. Falconi, Paul Porcaro, Kyle the closing minutes against Chargers captain John With the recent aquisition of Scoring for the Chargers Martin. Canada's number one ranked Guinyou got the tying goal while netminder Peter Taveras, Bartlett against the Canadians were: Assists came from Falconi club, the Caledon Canadians. on that power play with 43 sec- thinks the club is definitely Guinyou (2), Klaver, Dan (2), Darren Rutledge (2), Peter "This is a point you really onds left in regulation play. stronger. McClean and Lui Vcdovat. McCague and Larocque. don't expect to take from "Sean Klaver took a nice slap- Caledon," said Chargers General shot and the goalie made a pretty Metro Junior A Hockev Leaaue Standinas as Manager and coach Charlie good save but couldn't handle it Bartlett. Refering to the 5-5 tie and I put in the loose puck," against the Canadians on Guinyou said. Saturday. Carelessness may have Mississauga's Kevin Baird (left) and Caledon's Jeff Wilson try to settle a dispute the old-fashioned way during their game on Saturday. photo by rob Campbell " " " Nov.10, 1994 Number Et Cetera 8P0BT8 i^^vf*' .'(Mf -A^^ Basketball Humber slams tournament for Sheridan 104-88 charity comes JASONJUMP Abbott of Quebec and Mount Staff Writer St. Vincent of Nova Scotia. In first their game they U 1 1 e y b a n u The resilient Hawks men's defeated John Abbott 81-59. In Georgian to Humber basketball team battled back the semi-finals they defeated from a 16-point deficit to defeat Mount St. Vincent by a score of Men's -6 p the Sheridan Bruins 104-88 to 71-45. JASON JUMP The tournament will consist of win the Islander Classic in So far, the Hawks have won -0 Staff Writer about 16 teams with four divisions LUomen's Montreal this past weekend. all their exhibition games, with each. The participants come from The Hawks were behind by the exception of a game against 1 A five-on-five basketball tour- various men's basketball leagues Noil. i a score of 20-36 with 10 min- their alumni team, in which nament is coming to Humber, around the city. Skinner said the utes left in the first half. they lost 106-104. Basket ban courtesy of Hard Basketball, and tournament will feature cali- high A Hawk said the comeback Katz says having an impres- proceeds are going to benefit the M ohaui bre players to provide entertain- started when the Bruins were sive exhibition record is impor- Crohn's and Colitis Foundation. ment for those in attendance. too cocky, thinking the game tar^t. Mens - S p The preliminary rounds begin "We have the best five-on-five was over. "Our schedule was against - university col- Women's 6 Nov. 18 at Don Bosco and Father teams in Toronto. It ought to be a Coach Mike Katz said the some good and lege teams, so Henry Carr separate schools, and wicked tournament, "said Skinner. game was a big test for the whenever you play against good competition, Nou, 18 continue throughout the weekend "Some of the teams participat- team. were down big against you have to be competitive," at number's North campus. ing have won tournaments "We Men's Sheridan, but it was our com- said Katz. Admission is $2 at the door. throughout Canada and the U.S." petitive attitude that brought us "We are a good basketball Basketbai Organizers Gregory Skinner Special features to the tourna- back from that deficit. team and can compete in and and Claude Nembhard chose the ment include a slam dunk contest St. crair The Hawks lead at the half out of our league. Crohn's and Colitis Foundation to and a two-point contest. The play- 44-43. Forward Warrick Manners sponsor because they peo- N o II . know off rounds begin on Nov. 20 at Guard G'Neil Henry lead the also agrees. ple who have the disease. 11 a.m. comeback scoring an impres- "The team learns how to ' Ul m e 11 "Between myself and Claude Some of the big sponsors are sive 30 points to win the game's play together, and execute with we want to raise awareness of the Pepsi-Cola, Gatorade and M.V.P. honors. Forward Jason the coach's teachings. Basketbai disease, and this tournament will Spalding equipment. Daley was a tournament All- The Hawks start the regular season at home against the Redeem help," said Skinner. "We're doing For more information contact Star. In their previous two games, Mohawk Mountaineers on Nov. our bit for the Crohn's and Colitis Hard Basketball at (416) 214 6 pm the Hawks defeated both John 16. Foundation to get recognized". 0277. 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HEy,L-lTrLE: BUDDV...MOW CSA investigation 'BOUT we: GO o/^ our ownj FRIVATE " 3 - KOUR -rouR'-p postponed Continued from Front Page "It started with them wanting the process reviewed and they wanted a third According to D'Avolio's memo, "two party. But, we want to hear all the informa- **^S%-» H*^^ ><: students ... that have been hired to assist tion to see if it's legitimate before we start (in the voting procedures) have been wasting our time putting a major commit- directing students to support the impeach- tee together. We want to see if the process " ment petition. • needs to be evaluated, if we can clean it up The CSA agreed that there should be a internally before we get an outside commit- group of people looking into the matter tee or third party involved in it. It might and decided to make an internal commit- cost money and it might take a fair amount tee instead of the external one D'Avolio of time but (D'Avolio) doesn't want to be wanted. involved with that quick review, " said Fox. Doug Fox, interim chair for CSA meet- D'Avolio says that SAC doesn't know ings, and a member of the committee, said what their next step will be. he doesn't know what the next step will be. "There doesn't seem to be support or "I'm not sure what we're going to interest in my council or by the student accomplish without (D'Avolio and body as a whole to investigate this issue Berardo's) input but, it seems to be the any further or investigate what happened. " direction they wish to go in. People want to move on and forgive and Neither D'Avolio or Fox know who the forget, " said D'Avolio. third party will be. SAC Vice-President Mark Berardo, who voo Said "I tried to get Nino to tell me at the CSA is also a member of the committee, wasn't meeting but he didn't answer," said Fox. available to say if he is still willing to partici- Fox also said that before they involve pate in the committee. D'Avolio said he another party, the problem should be doesn't know if Berardo will also drop out THH" Re"AL. REASON) rZ-lG WHV S.S looked at internally. of the committee. M/N)NOW . . WAS L-OST . Proposal for shops Campaign success Continued from Front Page and the physical space will suffer. ROANNEARBOLY held in the Student Centre. It needed a little bit more planning "Already in too many (areas) Staff Writer raised about $7,000. and time management, but on Mason "can see" the pizza of our life, we are treated as con- Overall, it's been a victorious the whole it was a lot of work. shop replacing the burger place sumers, where we are being sold The United Way Student year for the PR students as they Edwards said that the PR stu- in the Pipe, but doesn't know something and I think that open- Campaign Week, which ran in succeed once again in making dents were excited that they where the drugstore will go. ing up the college would bring October, turned out to be a Humber College number one in exceeded their goal and would The idea for the stores in the that. (We'll) be treated as a cap- great success as Number's Public fundraising over any other post- all like to help out in next year's school came from other universi- tive consumer," said Wall. Relations students surpassed this secondary institution in North student campaign. ties that are doing the same. Students have mixed feelings year's campaign goal by raising America for the past four years. Edwards also said Humber "The idea really generated by on the idea. over $28,000. Last year's campaign raised College contributed enormously trends and what other institutions "I think it's a good idea, but I During United Way Week, $36,000. by supporting most of the are doing," said Mason. York personally wouldn't use it. I certain fundraising events were Publicity Director for the PR fundraising events, and doling University has a mini-mall by would go to the mall anyways," held on and off campus in order students, Simone Edwards, said out their change for United Way. their student centre, as does said Tina Majuery, a second - to raise awareness and money the Student Campaign was a "The students contributed a University of Guelph. year Public Relations student. for the less fortunate. learning experience for every- lot," said Edwards. "Without Wall said it will bring money She said she might use it if there This years event which made one. them, this never would have into the college, but the quality was an emergency and needed the most money was the casino. Edwards said that maybe happened." of education, the environment something right away. some areas in the campaign t^Mf B/ !*A?rriiifwif (BOiMl^ilit JOiiiwiifT) Pifim- (ifMcit si~Ami IP) because you're getting evicted next Tuesday. luck for the past four years, and is the best You will try a new diet by enjoying a shake for t«0 (JUtY 9iQ-mi 92) astrological sign for the job. (Brought to you by breakfast and lunch. Unfortunately, they're When it rains, it pours. Not really advice, just the committee to re-elect Sagittarius. chocolate shakes from Dairy Queen! an observation. CMmcom me m-jfw 19) rmnm nmd eo-nfAY so) Hold on to sixteen as long as you can. Nobody knows the troubles youVe seen. See your doctor about getting a personality Changes come around real soon, make us Nobody knows your sorrow, transplant liiiiililiii^ overcome incredible odds and defy A whirlw»id ron:iane#^ tak^,|i|ace the we^k^