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Vol.52No.24 Friday. November 19, l<>7(> Reorganization: Administration Undergoes Power Shift

By ALAN MARCUS Before this can be answered, it's impor­ Cohen is still a vice president but feir special Editer tant to examine the real reasons for this or­ projects. Besvinick is still dean of the Facul­ In the last few months the University ganization. ties and is teaching Wingfield the ropes has undergone a shift of power along with a news analysis The two new executives made the phas­ (More than one person has compared this Ice major reorganization of the central adminis­ ing out of Cohen and Besvinick much easier "the blind leading the blind".) tration and its responsibilities. to accomplish. It also made the removal of What were the problems that caused The previous administration consisted of These two new vice presidents serve as a Arts and Sciences Dean, Dr. Robert Hively a such a change to be necessary? President Henry King Stanford and five vice c liaison between the rest of the administration matter of time. On the financial side, inflation, unioniza presidents. They were: for Medical Affairs and the President. The Board of Trustees and the President tion, salary increases, long range fears of de­ Dr. Emanuel Papper, Student Affairs Dr. Wil­ Drs. Butler and Papper were to report to had several reasons to eliminate Besvinick creasing enrollment and budgetary problems liam Butler, Financial Affairs Eugene Cohen, the provost while Coll and Athletic Director and Cohen from the scene. had lingered and could not be brushed aside Development Affairs Ed Coll and Academic Pete Elliott would report to the Finance vice It seems that Cohen had surprised the any longer. Affairs Dr. Sidney Besvinick. president. With a $3 million deficit hanging over University when he revealed news of the Student discomfort with tuition increas­ ' Then these two executive vice presidents $3.1 million debt. A month before the es have also posed admininstrative problems. the University a year and a half ago, the would report to the President. Board of Trustees decided to "relieve the announcement, there was no debt in sight. It Perhaps the main reasons for the new In execution, though, Dean Papper still workload of the President" by establishing was too unexpected and too surprising. provost is to straighten out tenure and tin- executive vice president positions, one for reports directly to the President. Besvinick had replaced Carl McKenry as college of Arts and Sciences. Virtually the Academic Affairs and the other for Adminis­ What actually occurred in this reorgani­ Academic Affairs vice president and was whole school is in need of new direction. tration and Finance. zation? likely to be permanent. Besvinick had not, Both are full-time projects. The executive vice president for Aca­ Besvinick and Cohen have actually been however, been a favorite of the faculty and demic Affairs and the provost is Dr. Clyde phased out while Butler and Coll took what his policies involving tenure and Hively put a What have the new executive vice presi­ Wingfield and the executive vice president appeared to be demotions. Papper's position dark cloud over this position. dents done and what are they planning to do'' for Administration and Finance is Dr. John has not changed. The hiring of the two executives made We'll pick that up in the second of this two pari Green. Why is it this way? Cohen's and Besvinick's positions tenable. series. keeping tabs Hurricane Elections Employee Applications for the positions of Editor and Business Manager of the Hurricane next spring may be picked up in the Hurricane Business Office, Room 221 of the Student Union. Hits Foreman Elections will take place on Fri­ day. Nov. 19. and the deadline for filing is noon on the 19th. All candi­ dates must be screened by Hurri­ cane Senior Advisor George South- worth. Southworth can be reached in the L-l Building, x-2265. With Charges Both positions carry tuition rem­ ission plus $350. By ISIDRO GARCIA News Editar Orange k A Student Union foreman, Fred "It. tut. Ill, II i"!!!!!!! rfli' el Itltltl | Morris, has heen accused by at least ffllll' tiller lee' s lieell /tele eerie! It. Orange Key applications are due one employee of unfair job-hiring lens In en it*»It^ till, i till Mitels practices and racial discrimination, no later than 5 p.m. today room 232 i e net t.r ;M t en \ Una. of the Student I'nion. Students must and has been relievi d Of housekeep­ ing responsibilities have an overall grade point average I rwl Mon i* of at least 3.2. Assistant Personnel Services Di­ rector David McCalla has completed investigating the matter and made an oral presentation to Kxecutive work," Morris said. Middle Kasi Lecture Vice President lor Administration "He doesn't like me' because I'm and Finance Dr John Green and his the supervisor and I insist ihat any­ The Organization of Arab Stu­ assistant Dr. Richard Ruch. one who works for me gel the job dents are sponsoring a lecture on Miami Hurncana / IVBLVN sum N Student Union Director Joe Pine­ done." Morris said. the Middle East Tuesday at 8 p.m. in l'ir<-imiii Pills Out l.iisi IM' Flame* da said he had been contemplating a The employee also accused Mor­ the Flamingo Ballroom of the Stu­ change in housekeeping responsibil­ . . . irnni tire next tn t.itni tilinn Inure ris of forcing tome workers to dent Union. ities since March 1 work overtime anel on holidays The guest speaker is the Rev. Jo­ "He (Morris) was handling sever- without pay. According to the em­ seph L Ryan. Ryan has taught and al jobs and on March I Ray Bellamy ployee, Morris illegally cashed the lived in the Middle East and written assumed housekeeping responsibili­ checks of many employees and kepi various articles on the subject. Dis­ ties," Pineda said. varying amounts of cash from each cussion will follow the lecture. Fire Evacuates Annex Bellamy is also Assistant Director check for himself By ISIDRO GARCIA as a result of spontaneous combustion but he said for Management and Programming "It's a lie. let liiru produce the News Editer someone could have dropped a cigarette into the of the Union. checks," Morris said. flammable materials. Morris said he was relieved of Sailing Trip Forty students were evacuated from the Educa­ Morris says that no one is payed "Ninety per cent of these trash fires start when some of his duties because he was overtime because he doesn't "be­ tion Annex Tuesday when materials that were left somebody flips a cigarette in," Wood said. "putting in 15 or 16 hours of work a over from a weekend art workshop ignited close to lieve in it." About 35 Sailing Hurricanes will Damage to the building was averted when Physi­ day and the repair work on the "If a holiday falls on someone's leave Wednesday night from Fort the building. cal Plant personnel working near the building used Union was falling behind." The materials had been left in the building from day off 1 ask him to work," Morris Lauderdale for a four-day Thanks­ fire extinguishers to quell the flames. Morris said he insisted that the giving cruise to Bimini and Cat Cay. an American Crafts Council weekend workshop. said The workers also managed to pull the burning employee's accusations be investi­ Everyone in the Union has ,ii leeist They will sail four boats, a 33- Custodians took the material outside the building at materials away from the building and averted what gated and called the accusations two days off each week. Morris said foot Morgans, a 41-foot Kettenberg, about 1 p.m. Art Department Chairman Gerald Winter said could "lies." that recently appointed Personnel and a 36-foot Gulf star chartered The materials caught fire at about 3 p.m. and the have become a "serious situation." "He has been giving me a hard Director Dr Carl Thornton has now from Wind Song. students in two art classes saw the flames and then "The paint on the building was on fire and the time since he's been here and he has changed the policy and workers in The club itself owns four boats: a evacuated. situation could have gotten serious if the Physical been using this civil rights crap to the Union are payed time and a half 19-foot Lightening, which actively Coral Gables Deputy Chief WO. Wood estimated Plant workers had not pulled the material away," get my ass," Morris said for when they work on their day races on Biscayne Bay, a 15-foot damage to the painted surface of the building at Winter said. Morris said the problem started off or on a holiday Windmill, and two Sunfishes for be­ about $150. The fire department had somewhat of a problem when he caught the employee sleep­ Dr. Ruch said that his office will ginning sailors. They are kept at the There was minor smoke damage inside the build­ in finding the building because of building designa- ing on the job. turn over all the results of McCal- Coconut Grove Sailing Club. ing as well, Wood said. See page 2 "I can't have a man sleeping on la's investigation to Preneisl Dr. Future plans are to purchase new Wood said there was a chance that the fire began the job and expect the rest to Clyde Wingfield boats like the Force 5 sailboats bv Dr. Ruch said Dr Wingfield AMF. would decide on whether or not to "Our boats are not fancy but are release information on the investi­ durable and enjoyable for the mem­ gation because the Student Union bers," President Frank Hayden said. comes under his administrative ju­ SAFAC funds pay for dockage, Role-Playing Aids Mentally Retarded risdiction. new sails and booms for lighting. Dr. Wingfield's office has not yet The club was recently forced to received the results of the investiga­ refuse a donated 37-foot Tyimiran By PATRICIA MAcNULTY tion. because UM would not insure it. who must take medication so he can the children had a half-hour of class wanted to be a teacher," she said, Hurricane Stall Writer McCalla said that no eene was After funds for a new boat come remain reasonably calm. left and were becoming excited. "My father is a principal in Del- She hugs them, jokes with them fired as a result of the investigation 'tney hope to go into intercollegiate "Nothing these children do Senella donned a witch's hat and ray ahd I know how hard the edu- but he said that several personnel racing. shocks me," said Senella Ellis, a UM and sometimes pretends to be mad grabbed a broom and soon had the cation field Is. changes have been made by the Stu­ The club sails on alternate week­ student teacher for a special educa­ at them. room in her spell. "It is a 24-hour job because I dent Union management. ends just for the day. Anyone who tion class. "I do a lot of role-playing," Ellis "I didn't plan it that way but it bring those kids home with me in McCalla said the problem was is not a member and would like to Ellis is often left in charge of an said, "1 will act as if I am mad to was the first thing I could think of my head. caused because management did be is requested to pay $5 to cover educable mentally retarded class of jolt them. I deal with behavior prob­ to keep them in control," she said. "To me thev are little people " "not get on top of the problem and the cost of food and beverages. The 14 children. They range from train- lems according to what comes up. One might wonder why a pretty, Next semester Snella plans to go rectify it quickly enough " fee to join is $25 for the year and ably retarded to emotionally dis­ Some days I'll handle things per­ 21-year old student would want to to graduate school but she still Dr. Ruch said that accusations $15 per semester. turbed children. fectly, and the next day the same get up at 6:30 a.m., work all day wants to work in the classroom She takes a special interest in thing might not work." and not even get paid for it. when she gets her masters. were made "from both sides and the See page 3 problem had been brewing for a each child as in the case of one bov On the Friday before Halloween "I love kids and I've always "There is no way that 1 would number of years." take an administrative job. He said an employee charged that "I love it in the classroeim and es­ time documents were changed, but pecially in special education be­ he said that no official (written) UM Student cause it is so rewarding to teach one charges were submitted by the em­ child one thing. ployee. "These children have' heen given The employee' also said the fore­ the impression sometime in their man tried to limit hiring to "igno- Wins 81,000 life that they can't learn, and I try rants." People he said that were not to stress that they can," Senella well educated and therefore had lit­ said. tle resources to challenge the fore­ man's authority Senella motivated one little boy Scholarship As far as hiring employees. Mor­ to take an interest in learning bv ris said thai the personnel office suggesting that someday he might By JOAN DONOHUE "calls the shots." go to the UM like she is doing. Hurricane Stall Writer "The best person that is qualified Songs by Elvis Presley first And indeed someday he' might for the job is hired but the low perked the interest in radio for And all because a student teacher wages make il almost impossible to Steve Johnson, a senior commu­ showed an interest in him get decent workers," Morris said. nications major. That early inter­ est has grown into a career for Johnson, who was recently awarded the first Julian Cole Me­ Red Tape Slows Salaries morial Scholarship. The $,1000 scholarship was Due to what Undergraduate Stu­ public is because the University is a established by the Greater Miami dent Body Government Pr»sident tax exempt organization. Radio Broadcasters Association, Sue Havey termed "just a matter of in memory of Cole, the late public process." the salaries of UM's top Havey said that she has to fill out relations director of Calder Race earners will not be released for an­ forms at the IRS before the infor­ course and a UM graduate. other 10 days mation would be released to her. Johnson, a full-time student, has been interning at WQAM Havey had filed for Form 990 Most I'M administrators felt that since August and is also a student from the Internal Revenue Service since the information was public assistant in radio at the communi­ which states the salaries of the top there was nothing wrong with Stu­ cations department. earners of the University dent Government releasing the sala­ The reason for the salaries being ries. » THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, November 19. 1976 Is CIA Still On Campus.9'

By DARY MATERA Assistant News Editor Nearly 15 years ago. the CIA planned the Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba by extensively using UM's South Campus. Everyone knew they were here at that time, and it Meeting* Around Campus wasn't hard to guess what they were up to. The question now is, did • Student Activities Fund Allocation Committee. 3 p.m. today, in they ever leave? room SI45 of the Student Union. Emergency allocations are being ac­ UM has in its possession what cepted. Vice President of Academic Affairs • Young Republicans, 7 pm. Monday, on the second floor of the Sidney Besvinick say is "the largest Rathskeller. Plans for a new project will be discussed. collection of Russian books and doc­ • Nova Science Fiction Club, 7:30 p.m., Monday, in room S205 of uments outside of the Library of the Student Union. Congress." Why, and what exactly • Pre-Legal Society, 7:30 p.m., Nov. 30, in room S226CD of the they are used for, has given rise to Student Union. UM Law School Assistant Dean Jeaneatte Hausler will much speculation. be the guest speaker. "UM's South Campus used to be • Mahoney-Pearson Governors' Council, 9 p.m., Monday. the second largest CIA headquar­ • Judo Club, 1 to 3 p.m., tomorrow, and 7:30 to 9 p.m., Tuesday ters in the world. I assume the Rus­ and Thursday, at the Lane Recreation Center. sian information stored here was probably being used by government officials," Undergraduate Student TOEFL, CLEP Exams Body President Susan Havey said. Everyone involved with the Rus­ TOEFL and CLEP will be administered at 8:30 p.m., tomorrow, in sian collection quickly denies any the Memorial Bldg. CIA activities concerning them. Nov. 24 is the deadline to sign up for the Dec. 18 CLEP. Applica "1 don't know anything about any tions for these and other programs can be obtained at Bldg. 21V. CIA involvement on campus." Bes­ vinick said. Dr. Leon Goure, chairman of So­ USBG Bulletin Hoard viet Studies, says the books and rec­ USBG will have a bulletin board in room S240 beginning today for ords are here solely for their educa­ people needing rides or riders to drive home with. This service is for tional value. both Thanksgiving and Christmas vacations. "The CIA wouldn't bother to come here because they have all the same information in Washington. International Students Everything we have is in the Li­ brary of Congress, and if the CIA Dr. McNeal emphasized the fact International students wishing to spend some time, meals or activi­ needs information, that's where that the money spent on the new ties with a community family should contact Sue Plaster or Trudi Lam­ they go," Goure said. additions to the Russian collection bert between 10 a.m. and noon every Wednesday, and between 11 a.m. "The CIA in Miami is concerned does not come from the small bud­ and 1 p.m. Thursday in Bldg. 21F. For more information, call x-2928. with Cuba and Latin America, not get of the Otto G. Richter Library. Thanksgiving Dinner Party, 7 p.m. tomorrow. Call the office of In­ Russia." "The Russian studies program is a ternational Student Services for further information. Although Goure said many UM benefit to the University. Dr. Bes­ International students with families here should call x-2928 between professors use the Russian books vinick is correct in saying the 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. for research because they are con­ money comes from grants and cerned with Russian influence in sources outside the library," Dr.. Activity line South America, he failed to point McNeal said. . mi out the heavy Russian influence in Goure is very proud of the fact Cuba since Castro took over. that the UM has this collection. Call the UM Activity Line, 24 hours a day, at x-5211, for informa­ The UM has recently spent over tion on cultural and sports events. "It's a unique possession of the $9,000 to update the massive Rus­ UM. Most peole don't even know sian collection. The money came about it," he said. Holiday Library Hours from grants given to the Center for "Sometimes we get the books di­ Advanced International Studies. rectly from Russia. They are the "It's a master data base. We have cheapest books in the world to buy, The Library will be closed Thursday and open 8 a.m. to 5 p m next nearly 300,000 books and 2.500 Friday. It will resume regular hours Nov. 27. with the possible exception of journals on hand. This has greatly China. Very few hard bound Rus­ > helped the Russian studies program sian books cost more than $2.50. English t re-rtegistration here. It's the best thing outside of "The Library has, for some rea­ Washington," Goure said. son, never publicized this collection. UM's International Studies de­ Graduate students from other Flor­ English majors should request an appointment for pre-registration partment offers a major, minor and by calling x-2182. Pre-registration, already begun, ends Dec. 3. ida colleges sometimes go all the masters program in Soviet Studies way to Washington to get informa­ and has a doctoral in International tion on Russia because they don't Senior Sox Recital Affairs. know that we have everything Besvinick said Library Director here." Brenda Graham will perform her senior saxophone recital, 8 p.m. Dr. Archie McNeal made a deal to tomorrow, at Gusman Hall. Reception will follow. acquire the Russian books that Dr. McNeal agrees with Goure on started the collection in 1950 for a this point. price that made it impossible to turn "I think we need to make better Miami Hurncana BECKY CYTLE down. use of the collection we have. The French Film "There are a number of people collection is so good, we sometimes Student Sam Benton Reads Rtifwian Dimanche de Ville D'Avray, the excellent French film, will be who care about Russian Studies get requests for books from stu­ . . . / /. IS .'III .li itltl.ttlttf shown with English subtitles at 7 p.m . Sunday, in room LC140 here. The UM was offered this col­ dents as far as Berkeley (University lection for a song ($3,000) and it's a of California) wanting information is still concerned over the question she said very respectable one. Now that we from our collection," Dr. McNeal of their use. As can he expected in any deal­ iudo tournament have it, it's only natural that we said. "A library self study report has ings with the CIA. if they are still want to keep it current," Besvinick Although the administrators are recommended that UM look into ex­ here using the hooks, no one is tell­ Judo t;iuh will sponsor an intramural judo tournament, 8:30 p.m., said. all for the Russian materials, Havey actly who is using the materials," Nov. 30, at the Lane Recreation Center. Entry tee wilt be SI, and dead­ ing- • line for entering is Nov. 29. All are invited to watch. For more infor­ mation, call Alan at x-2987.. Biomedical Colloquium Cuban Federation Keeps Culture University of Pennsylvania Biomedical Engineering Professor Abra­ ham Noordergraat will present a seminar, "The Evaluation of the Qual­ ity of the Heart as a Pump," 4 to 5 p.m., Nov. 30. in LC 130. By LLIOIT RODRIGUEZ According to Vice President Ar­ dominoes. Its past activities include of much political discourse among Hurricana Stall Writar mando Ubals, 100 are active mem­ a Night of the Provinces, where the members, the club is strictly a While the sound of ping pong, bil­ bers. representatives from Cuba's six cultural and not a political one. Econ tun it I ollotpt in in liards and pinball can he heard "The reason we don't have more provinces spoke, the annual Cuban "International politics is not the; throughout the first floor of the members is simple apathy," Hector Art Show in the International main objective of the Federation," Dr. Charles R. Plott. current president of the Public Choice Society Student Union, it is the clatter of Delgado, publicity director said. Lounge and a Cuban music concert Ubals said, "but if students want to and faculty member at California Institute of Technology, will present dominoes which is heard in a small "It's not just the Cubans who are held last week in Gusman Hall. Dur­ come to the office and talk politics a seminar, "New Developments in Experimental Methodologies in Eco­ apathetic, this whole University is ing Homecoming the Federation they're welcome to." nomics and Politics," 2 p.m., Monday, in room S237 of the Student office on the second floor. Here is the office of the Federacion de Estu- one gigantic apathetic institution. won best float award for its entry Union. Look at how many people go to the in the Homecoming Parade. While the club is not a political diantes Cubanos (Cuban Student one, its members have their own Federation) which represents the football games, or how many voted "Our basic function is to help in the student elections. I think 200 maintain and promote Cuban cul­ opinions concerning their home­ Philoioph v Colloquium largest minority group at UM. land. Last year some 1,200 students is a fairly good cross section." ture here," said Ubals, who came to University of Surrey Professor David Cooper will deliver two phi­ checked the box for Cuban-Ameri­ "Everybody likes to come into the the United States at the age of 10. "I have high hopes that someday losophy colloquia, "Relativism in Logic," 8 p.m., Monday, in room can on their application form, sec­ office and play dominoes," Ubals "We make sure that Cubans have Cuba will be free, but 1 am not ca­ LCI90 of the Learning Center, and "Moral Relativism," 3:30 p.m., ond only to the number that said. "It is a good way to relax be­ the same opportunities as everyone pable of saying how it will hap­ Tuesday, at the Brockway Lecture Hall. Coffee will precede the second tween classes." else here." pen," Ubals said. "I am an architec­ colloquium at 3 p.m. checked white American. Of these 1,200 students, some 200 are mem­ But the Federation does not limit Ubals noted that while the Feder­ ture major not a political science bers of the Federation. itself to the traditional Latin game of ation's office is sometimes the scene major." Tri-Beta Projects "I would be more than willing to go," Delgado said, when asked Tri-Beta, national biology honorary, will sponsor a Biology 110 final what he would do if Cuba were free exam review, 7 p.m.. Tuesday, in room SA108. Bring any questions again. "It is my country and I owe it that you have to the session. 500 Universities In Competition to my people to go back and help in Tri-Beta is also sponsoring a tutorial service for non-science majors. any way lean." Courses covered are BIL 101, 106, 109, 121 and 123. For more informa­ "But I would go only under a free tion, inquire at room SA163. By HOLLY ENGLANDER America and Americans in terms of to attend two special premieres on values, attitudes and myths. the East and West Coasts. and democratic society," said Del­ Hurricane Stell Writer gado, who came to the U.S. when SBA Panel Discussion In the filmmaking category, the FOCUS also expects to show win­ he was nine. Student Bar Association will have a panel discussion, "The Two Pri­ The first annual nationwide film student will be judged on their abili­ ning films on college campuses na­ mary Election System . . an outmoded concept?," 2 p.m. today, in competition called FOCUS — Films ty to capture the essence of the tionwide and winners will receive Both Ubals and Delgado seemed room 109 of the Law School. Panelists include Dade County Democrat­ of College and University Students theme in a short film, which can be coverage in the 1977 issue of Dat- most upset at the problem of pollti: ic Party Chairman Michael Abrams, Professor Thomas Woods and is being sponsored by Nissan Motor narrative, animation, experimental sun's Student Travel Guide: Ameri­ cal prisoners in Cuban jails. Dade County Supervisor of Elections Joyce Dieffenderfer. Corporation, distributor of Datsun or documentary. Entrants in film ca. Through "Antorcha," the Federa­ cars and trucks in the U.S. study will be judged on their Pre-screening of film study en­ tion's newspaper scheduled to come FOCUS was established to pro­ knowledge of American cinema and tries will be conducted by Playboy out next semester, the Federation iging Research Program vide the more than 100,000 col­ their ability to write cogently and Magazine's editorial staff. Critics plans to inform the students of the lege-level students involved in film imaginatively in developing a full- length piece of film criticism, histo­ Judith Christ, of Saturday Review, conditions of the political prisoners, Through a grant from the Administration on Aging to The Institute study each semester with an oppor­ Andrew Sarris. Village Voice, according to Ubals. for the Study of Aging, monies are now available for faculty to do re­ tunity to achieve recognition for ry or theory exploring the theme. Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times; search in the field of aging. Dr. Robert Binstock, immediate past presi­ their work in a nationally signifi­ The first place winner will re­ Arthur Knight, Hollywood Reporter Currently members of the Federa­ dent of the Gerontological Society, will meet with interested faculty cant contest," Robert Kent, vice ceive a $3,000 scholarship and a and Bruce Williamson, Playboy, tion are planning an art exhibit from 10 a.m. to noon, Nov. 30, in room 306 of the Ferre Building, to president of marketing services for Datsun B210 Hatchback; second will be the final Board of Judges. commemorating Cuban patriot Jose discuss current research trends. Call x-4011 to indicate attendance. Nissan said. place — a $1,000 scholarship and a Marti on Jan. 28. Also planned is a Open to any student in the United Bell & Howell 1744z Super 8 film For filmmaking, pre-screening Spanish poetry contest and a visit to Orange Key Selection States enrolled in a college, univer­ projector: third place — a $500 judges are Frank Kavanaugh, exec­ area high schools to talk about ca-. sity, art institute or professional scholarship and a Bell & Howell utive producer, Airlie Productions; reer opportunities for minorities. Orange Key selection of new members will be 9:30 a.m.. tomorrow, film school, the FOCUS competition 1733z film projector. David L. Parker, head, Technical in room S245 of the Student Union. All members should attend. Tap­ permits students to develop entries Duplicate awards will be present­ Unit of Motion Picture Section, Li­ Membership to the Federation is pings will be the following week. for one of two categories: filmmak­ ed in each category and the two brary of Congress; Thomas Rad­ not limited to Cubans, according to ing or film study. schools where both first place win­ ford, film coordinator, National En­ Ubals. "We have other Latins and The theme of the unprecedented ners are in attendance will win a dowment for the Arts; Marin Pear­ some Americans," he said. "Anyone Catholic Occurrences competition is "On The Road in Datsun for use by their depart­ son-Allen, speech and drama de- who sympathizes with us is wel­ partment,.Uniyersity of Maryland. come to join." St Augustine's Young Adults are now collecting canned food and/or America." what the road means to ments. All winners will be invited money to provide needy families with a Thanksgiving dinner. Day for intensive experience on meditation and the Bible will be 9 a.m to 10 p.m, tomorrow at Immaculata-LaSalle High. Contribution is $5. Vitamin C Researcher Studies Cancer Here Dr. Albert Sjent-Gyorgyl, winner Crazy Ape, What Next? and The Cancer is a disturbance at the origin of life. Some of his studies Hillel Happenings of the 1937 Nobel Prize In medicine, Living State. electronic level. A cure or preven­ mesh with those of the IMCE. has joined the faculty of the UM In­ In recent years his principal Inter­ tion of the disease may result, Dr. O Mincha afternoon services. 12:30 p.m. Monday through Thurs­ stitute for Molecular and Cellular Szent-Gyorgyi believes, if a means Dr. Szent-Gyorgyi expects to di­ Evolution as distinguished visiting est has been cancer research and he day Bring lunch; drinks will be provided free. has evolved what he calls the "elec­ can be found to restore normal mo­ vide his time between the UM and' • Supper discussion. 630 p.m. tonight. Dinner $1.00. professor. bility to electrons. the Marine Biological Laboratory in Dr. Szent-Gyorgyi won the Nobel tronic theory of cancer." Rather • Movie Marathon, 8 p.m , tomorrow. Cotton candy and popcorn. than concentrating on the multiple Woods Hole. Massachusetts, where, 12 continuous hours of films Prizes awarded. Prize for discovering ascorbic acid In the course of his delving into since 1947, he has been the director — Vitamin C — and for his studies causes of cancer. Dr. Szent-Gyorgyi • Shabbat Services. 6 p.m. today. Discussion, 8 p.m.. led by Rabbi is studying the processes of the cell cancer and the cell, Dr. Szent-Gyor­ of the Institute for Muscle Re­ Shudnow, "The Jewish Woman in Jewish Law." Refreshments will be in cellular respiration. In 1954 he gyi has published new ideas on the search. served. won the Albert Lasker Award of itself. • Israeli dancing and instruction 7:30 p.m. every Sunday. the American Heart Association for • Brunch, Sunday, with guast speaker Debbie Averbook speaking his studies on muscles which result­ on "Companionship Program for the Jewish Elderly." Price is $1.50. ed in the first workable theory of Worker's Action Prevented Disaster muscle contraction. From page 1 Wood looked over at the main art building and Dr. Szent-Gyorgyi's interests tion problems. said "I've been expecting that one over there to go up Turkey Feati have been wide-ranging. In addition Wood said that when someone called to report for vears." to his Vitamin C and muscle re­ the fire he referred to it by a different name designa­ "The crafts workshop used fiber cloth, rope and The Wesley Foundation and the Student Union will sponsor a free search, he is credited with identify­ tion. paper, and the janitors cleaned up the mess and took Turkey Day Feast" Thursday. Nov. 26 from I to 6 pm. at the Wesley. ing flavin and Vitamin P. "There was a confusion of what building is it outside to be carried away," Winter said. Deeply concerned about societal what. Buildings should be labeled." Wood said. Students should sign up before Monday at the Student Union informa­ as well as scientific problems, he Winter said that there is never that quantity of ' tion desk. He said that the buildings in the art school are all material left outside so close to the building has written numerous books, in­ very prone to catching fire because they are almost Materials inside the building include canvasses.^ cluding The Nature oft* Life, The totally constructed with wood. papers.turpentine and solvents, all flammable, * Friday, November 19, 1976 THE MIAMI HURRICANE "I I I I Budget Release Is Set For Next Week I By CYNTHIA I. CHIEFA the student body." Speaker Jon Tepper said. priately written." I Hurncana stall Writer The bill addressed itself to University defi­ Immediately after the bill was passed, a ciencies in areas that Student Government has group of approximately 25 students hand de­ I UM's budget for the coming fiscal year expressed concern for through previous legis­ livered a copy of the bill and a cover letter I will be released to the the public next week, lature. from Havey to Dr. Butler in his office. according to Executive Vice President for Ad­ These included parking areas and prac­ I ministration and Finance Dr. John Green, but Tepper did not accompany the Senate to tices; classroom facilities; hiring, firing, and Dr. Butler's office. I there is much speculation on exactly how de­ tenure policies; work-study pay periods; the li­ tailed the release will be. brary budget; lighting on campus; registration After reading the resolution Dr. Butler I USBG President Susan Havey said, "As processes; and recent HEW investigations, es­ told the students he "did not understand what I soon as the budget is disclosed, we will know pecially in the student affairs department. they wanted." Havey and Senator Jose Cantil- lo explained the bill more thoroughly. I whether or not the information is sufficient in Each point in the bill was discussed by a Cantillo then asked that Dr. Green address terms of details." different senator or cabinet member. I the issue since this was under his department. Monday evening at an impromptu meet­ By this request of full budget disclosure, I ing of about 25 Student Government members Student Government hopes to avoid the con­ Dr. Green said that the reason no one has in the office of the Vice President for Student stant administrative answer of "we do not seen the budget is because it was not in a co­ I Affairs Dr. William Butler, Green announced have the money." herent form. I the plans for budget disclosure to the new The bill passed 26-2-0, with Senators Ste­ "All the money was on the payroll and the Provost Dr. Clyde Wingfield. ven Zeichtner and Gregory Pape voting in the departments knew where the money was," but I "When Dr. Wingfield sees the budeet next negative. no one bothered to correlate it into a unified I week so will the students and faculty," Green Senator Zeichtner said that "the bill was form that one could properly term a 'bud­ I said. not homogeneous." get,' " Green said. The USBG Senate in Monday's meeting on Senator Pape said, "The bill had no sense The budget department is presently in the I the Student Union Patio passed a bill request­ of order. I'm not against the idea of the bill but ing full budget disclosure. process of doing this unifying. When' this is I I oppose the amendment to put salaries in a complete the budget will be presented to Dr. The meeting was held on the Patio "in I lump sum, as well as the form and structure of Wingfield and all information excluding sala­ order to brinR Student Government closer to the bill. I will not pass a bill that is not appro­ I ries, will be made available to all. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Miami Hurricane OONNA FRANKLIN Miami Hurricane DONNA FRANKLIN I I s|{(, Senator Hill tawi-ence Student Government Meet* Outdoor* I (/WMSVIIIM ittilH tilt lltttllUlh , _ , . * I ii -i !• ' ... I'll' i imii i In it In IWM i.itil'tii I TKE Frat Still Tn Purchase Disagreement

By IVONNE KOVIRA first mortgage and making pur­ understand," TKE Lawyer Stephen Hurncana Stall Writer chase plans. Uerlinsky said. Despite meetings in the past TKF. International had indicated UM Business manager OliverBon- seven months .between Tau Kappa that they were pursuing a first nart said. "The prohli'm is that we Epsilon (TKE) fraternity and Alpha mortgage loan to buy the frat have to go out and get appraisals to Kappa Sigma representatives, no house. Condon said that TKE would determine a guideline for the house. definite agreements have been probably have to take a second Kappa Sig and TKF must negotiate made on whether TKE will buy the mortgage to make up the difference- a price. At a meeting. Kappa Sig house. between the mortgage granted by said Ihat they've received no price The current rental agreement the bank and the price affixed by offerings." calls for TKE to pay $600 a month Kappa Sig. "The property was given let the to Kappa Sig. Associate Dean of Students Wil­ fraternities, except SAE." Sandler Although the TKE-Kappa Sig liam Sandler said that to his knowl­ said, "for the prupose of building problem began last April, Kappa Sig edge no appraisals had been made frat houses te> house' students and has not yet set a price, and TKE of the fraternity house. promote their social, cultural and only met to discuss house finances a The original price of the house, moral welfare week ago, according to TKE Presi­ according to Sandler, was $110,000, "If, at any time, the property is dent Rick Condon. but the building was in rather bad no longer used this way the Univer­ Condon said that although TKE shape. sity can buy the house only for the has made no concrete offers and "No one really knows what the sum as valued by three appraisers," Kappa Sig has made no price sug­ price will be. The house is in rather Sandler said. gestions, TKE was looking for a deteriorated condition from what I Sandler said that of these three eapiiasers. one would be chosen by the University, one by Kappa Sig and the third would be chosen by Commission Publishes the two first appraisers Miami Hurricane ED GRIFFIN "It seems to me that if the build­ ing is worn the appraisers would Dade Count) Schools IKreetor Paul !»• N take that into consideration," San­ . . . spat, e alum t htitullin'j, thtltlt tit dler said. Materials Checklist Dr. Richard Ruch, assistant to ex­ A Checklist of Materials on the Report on the Status of Women. ecutive vice president for Adminis­ Women, in the Main Card Catalog, University of Miami, published In tration and Finance, said that the ASE Sp

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wanted to keep alert for long Senator Gaylord Nelson 90 years ago but its physiologi­ periods. Amphetamine tablets Revamping Wiring (Democrat, Wisconsin) has just cal effects weren't observed concluded congressional hear­ closely until 40 years later. It's were soon known as "pep pills" ings that touched on both an effective central nervous or "uppers" and were equally weight control and drug abuse. system stimulant and it can consumer soon the subjects of drug abuse Of Air Conditioning The two subjects are connected open constricted nasal and enforcement programs. When through the use of pills called bronchial passages. It also rais­ the pep pills became scarce, anorexiants, or appetite depres­ es blood pressure and. in large chemistry some resourceful (and desper­ sants. amounts, produces psychoses. ate) people began breaking open Actually weight control is Benzedrine inhalers. tubes Could Save Money about the size and shape of lip­ quite simple, at least in princi­ Beginning in the early 1930s ple. One way to lose weight, for it was sold as Benzedrine. Phy­ bycarlh.snyder stick cartridges which were example, is to eat less. But some sicians soon began prescribing sold to ease stuffed noses. These There is no reason tor the monumental waste of energy and people have trouble controlling it to treat an assortment of inhalers no longer contain am­ funds that constantly occurs on this campus in regards to air con­ their appetite, so they take ano­ problems, including narcolepsy, phetamine. . . ditioning of various facilities. rexiants to do it for them. The a disorder that causes its vic­ With increasing drug abuse in We are all baffled at the policies used to cool buildings like the problem is that most of the pop­ tims to fall asleep uncontroll­ the 1960's amphetamine and Student Union. Ashe and Learning Center. ular anorexiants are composed ably for short periods through­ The use of amphetamines ex­ some of its chemical relatives, The Student Union is a big freezer after seven or eight at largely of amphetamines or out the day. It isn't surprising panded to extramedical applica­ particularly methamphetamine, night. Anyone walking the barren halls would simply freeze. compounds closely related to that a stimulant should be used tions during and after World became known as "speed.'' First of all, there is no reason on earth for the air conditioner them. to alleviate a problem of this War II. Its stimulating effects Large doses of amphetamines to be on after 10 p.m. in general. Since almost all the offices on Amphetamine is a strange sort. But amphetamine is also made it popular with some and of their relative produce se­ the second floor are closed at five, why should these offices still be compound with a long history. used, strangely enough, to help truck drivers, athletes, busi­ vere loss of appetite. "Speed cooled? It was first synthesized almost calm hyperactive children. nessmen, and students who freaks" invariably lost a great Beyond that, there has to be some way of maintaining a decent deal of weight. temperature. Rather than stuff vents shut with newspapers or Whether small doses of am­ open windows, a simple thermostat adjustment would stop the phetamines are effective ano­ slow freeze. rexiants is questionable, but a* The Ashe and Learning Center pose different problems. Except lot of people think that they for air conditioning there is no ventilation in the buildings. Two are. According to a series of ar­ hundred students in a class for an hour without air conditioning is ticles which appeared in the a disaster. Miami Herald during Senator Why can't the temperatures be controlled? We assume the fan Nelson's hearings, physicians can work without the compressor so on cool days, fresh air can last year wrote tens of millions still be circulated. Couldn't automatic thermostats be installed to of prescriptions for amphet­ cut off the cooling system at a certain temperature? amines and related drugs, and It seems the areas where the University could conserve, it drug manufacturers grossed just doesn't. How many other situations are there like this? under $85 million from them. Every dollar saved could go to the purchase of desperately Ostensibly, almost all of these reeded library books, lor a tow trees or for lights on campus. prescription pills were for Rather than raise tuition, cut back programs or professors weight loss. But according to why don't we just see where money could be saved? one Herald story there was evi­ It's not really hard at all. dence that millions of the pills have been used only for stimu­ lation or for "highs." A few weeks ago the CBS program "60 Minutes" ran a Funding Is Needed story on weight reduction clin­ ics and amphetamines. One woman told of taking so many amphetamines,, with her physi­ For Art Department cian's approval, that she lost the sense of her own physical integ­ rity. She said she eventually couldn't tell where her own body ended and someone else's But Fires Arent began. Ihe fire at Education Annex of the Art Building seems typical Altogether It's a sad and — in that the department is merely ashes trom a fire ... a depart­ frightening story ol human ment being strangled due to budgetary cutbacks. greed and human weakness. After the budget was slashed to nothing last year the depart­ Saying NO to a piece of choco­ ment raised its fees to be able to operate. At one point last year, late cake may be difficult, but it the art department couldn't even pay its phone bill. must be infinitely more pleasant How much longer will the administration allow the art depart­ than the results of amphetamine ment to operate in this fashion? abuse. Yes. we know that there Isn't enough money to go around. Yes, we know the Library needs funds. Yes, we know the salaries of faculty and employees need to be raised. But again the students are paying the price both ways, in terms of tuition and the inade­ quate facilities they must use. letters to the editor One would think that in a University with a $157 million bud­ get. Academic Affairs could earmark an extra few thousand dol­ lars into the College of Arts and Sciences for upkeep of the depart­ ment. Until something is done to remedy the situations in the art de­ partment and departments like it in the University, more care should be used to prevent fires like this from occurring in the fu­ Hurricane Editorial Policy Questioned ture. Acting Arts and Sciences Dean Dr. Clarence Stuckwisch has To the Editor: do so by neglecting to offer the the editor of the Spring Semes­ editorials, to merely regurgitate said that straightening out the college requires more than the wis­ It has become apparent that grounds or the possible solu­ ter paper, they take into consid­ the uninformed opinions of the dom of Solomon. He's right. in recent issues, the views ex­ tions for the problems he seems eration what I have said and masses. As spelled out in the ed­ In the meantime, though, burning down the Art Building or pressed in the editorial page of to find in overwhelming abun­ will hold whoever they elect ac­ itorial policy of the student annex isn't going to do much other than eliminate the only place the Miami Hurricane are neither dance. He neglects to realize countable to improve these con­ publications board, the purpose art students have to .study. those of the faculty, administra­ that a majority of the students ditions. of the editorials is to "provide Adversity brings out the best in people. We hope Dr. Stuck­ tion, or students. This recurring who find fault in the systems wise counsel." This means that — David Howard Goldberg wisch will do his best to .save a falling college. inconsistency of viewpoint ex­ within our university also have we make our best judgement as pressed by the editor are reflec­ suggestions for improvement. Editor's note: to issues, from our somewhat tive of his weak position in the informed position. In issues students' eyes. How can an edi­ It has been the practice of the It is not the function ol the where the solution is obvious, tor who is chosen by a select present editor to allow mis­ Hurricane editorials, nor is it we waste neither our space nor MIAMI HI RRICANE STAFF panel called the Board of Stu­ quotes, misrepresentation of the function of any newspaper's the reader's time spelling it out. dent Publications be a represen­ fact, and to make groundless published semi weekly during ihe academic year tative of the overall student accusations. This, I feel, is a Copyright 1968 by Ihe University of Miami viewpoint? gross neglect of duty and prin­ (Undergraduate Student Body) ciple which he must be held ac­ Copyright 1971 by the University ol Miami It is unfortunate that neither countable for, to both the Board Matera Was Entirely Right » 0 MI 241112 UIIIVE-SITT OF MIAMI. COfUl SAIlES, FLORItl 33124 the selection committee nor the of Student Publications and the To the Editor: Editor himself is chosen by a student body. cerning .lAP's touched a sensi­ IVJuch heavy criticism has Thr- HURRICANE i', written: ond edited by the students ot the University ol Miami. Editorial views general referendum of student Needless to say, I feel my tive spot in many readers. So herein are not necessarily those ol either thi UM faculty or administration. been directed toward one of the opinion. Would not the general opinion is shared by a majority , lar as I am concerned he wrote I .. . . . , . * , „. Hurricanes column ss, Darv ALAN MARCUS consensus of the students be of the student body. 1 hope thau t . ' y the truth. Although 1 have been STEVE AVF.I.LONE MMatera. Editor Business Manager ' better served if a process was Friday, when the Board of Stu­ at UM for less than a year I followed that allowed for direct dent Publications meets to elect His most recent article con- have observed the very points student election of the Hurri­ he makes and I think his char-' Managing Kditor Jeff Shenk cane editor? Copy Editor Elena Selez acteri/.ations are true to life. News Editor Isidro Garcia In the past, the present editor People are ready to pick on Editorials Editor Jeff Shenk Library Could Use Money ihe nitty gritty of a good article Entertainment Editor Leslie Tannenbaum has condemned both student control of SAFAC, which grants rather than to appreciate some Sports Editor Rick Remmert lo the Editor: of the clever and human aspects Photo Editor Edward Griffin the Hurricane $50,000 per year brary only to come to dead ends Comptroller '. Janet Reynolds in funds supplied by students' With the articles on the Li­ in my research due to all the of college life. General Manager Donna Franklin activity tees, and student gov­ brary in the last few issues of holes 2 per cent of the Universi­ This young man is very per­ Circulation Charles Main ernment, the elected representa­ the Hurricane still on my mind, ty budget can't patch up. I can't ceptive and I am looking for­ Cartoonist Porfirio de la Cruz tives of the student body. The I was reading the front-page ar­ help but wonder: where are ward to more articles by Mr. ticle about the football players' NEWS STAKE: Dary Matera, Assistant first amendment grants us the your priorities, UM? Matera. News Editor; Ivonne Rovira; Lloyd Barry Ten- $800 "Psych-nights" at a down­ right to condemn, but it also — Donald G. Hodgkins nen; Sara Lusskin: Debbie Aronowitz; Holly places upon us the responsibili­ town hotel, and couldn't help — Michael Schiff Englander; Stefan Bechtel; Debbie Rovin; Eliot ty to offer suggestive criticism. thinking: I wonder how much Rodriguez; Cindy Vova: Paul Carrion; Cathy sorely-needed extra library Cowell; Tom Adams; Frank Suarez staffing $800 could buy? IDITORIALS STAKE: Marion Grabowski, This responsibility has been ig­ Pancreatic Panacea Premature Carl H. Snyder. Darv Matera nored or forgotten by the edi­ I was thinking some more To the Editor: ENTERTAINMENT STAFF: Lynne Schewe. tor. As a student, I feel that as the treatment of patients. Assistant Entertainment Editor; Archie ... the team has 5 home The article which appeared in the representative of the stu­ Waugh; Joan Donohue-Wilson; Holly Fngland- games this vear. I wonder how the Miami Hurricane on Friday, Our observation that the en­ dent viewpoint, it is his duty to • r: Dixie Tate; Marc Kesselman; Mindy Bar­ many lost or stolen periodicals describing our work, contained zyme L-Asparaginase kills cul­ low; Kathv Pagley; Helen Alpert represent the overall student or subscriptions to new ones gross inaccuracies. The work tured pancreatic cancer cells is SPORTS STAFK: Rick Straub. Assistant viewpoint, or offer grounds for $4000 could buy? involves strictly an in vitro sys­ exciting. Whether it will prove Sports Editor; Stephen Logan; Dan Voss; not doing so. Valerie Wilson; Bill Kisse Still thinking . . . thinking tem consisting of a continuous useful in the patient with pan­ creatic cancer, remains to be COPY STAFF: Krank Suarez. Mary Reil. A failure to follow this requi­ about the thousands the team cell line grown from a pan­ Beth Gelfand, Krange Poulakidas, Jill Hacker, creatic cancerous tumor ob­ seen. Ivonne Rovira, Dana Jo Caruso, Paul Novack,, site is both negligence and a must spend on each of their misunderstanding of his respon­ away games for plane fare, tained from a patient. Bernie Baddorf — Adel A. Yunis, M.D. PHOTO STAFF: Bulent Ozgoren: Jaime sibilities. As the leader of the lodging, food, and whatever The statement, "Dr. Yunis' Professor of Medicine and '•alindo; Peter I ipschul/: Jim Jayes; Steve student paper which is the else the team "needs" on their discovery has lengthened the Biochemistry Murphy; Rick Straub; Evelyn Seiden; Judie trips. I wonder how many Williamson, Tonv Blank voice of student opinion, he is life span of pancreatic cancer Director, Division of Hematolo­ books that many thousands of BUSINESS STAFF: Art Terdoslavich, Bo bound to follow the views of patients from six months to one gy dollars could buy? f'arofano the majority of the student year" is not true, since our and The Howard Hughes Labs, body. I feel that he has failed to As I spend hours in our Li­ •mmm work has so far not involved for Hematological Research Friday. November 19, 197K THF. MIAMI HI RRICANF Evolution Theory Too Much; second look We Need A Purpose To Exist

Regardless of all the great ac­ complishments and discoveries r> man has made on this planet, one mystery still remains un­ solved; how did man get here in dary matera the first place?

Theories range from space ships landing or crashing on hurricane earth complete with survivors that eventually populated the columnist planet, to a hoard of spirits that roam the corners of the earth constantly being reincarnated from trees to people to birds to Anyway. I slept through mosl evolution, then there is no right other people on and on until of my biology lectures, so I'll or wrong, no morals, no right­ they become the ultimate be­ let some crazed letter to the edi­ ful laws. FM reason for any­ ings for having been a good tor writer tell everyone how il­ thing. It's just survival of the tree. bird, person, frog etc. nol logical my logic is, as people fittest, only the strong survive, necessarily in that order. have been so apt to do lately. and even the strong and fit die and become nothing When I Putting ihese theories aside, Why do I believe we were horrible thought. man has basically narrowed the created'.' Because everytime 1 question down lo evolution or take a look at our planet, the 1 believe I lull there is I deed creation. Did we crawl oul of iky, stars, trees, and animals, who created us. For my sake. the ocean over a period of mil­ everything points to a creator. and for the sake oi everyone lions of years, or did a superior else, I hope I'm right. And I being make us like we build a lake a look at Ihis earth. thank God no one' has been able tar? There are pretty trees, floweis. to prove ot herwise. Heavy question, no doubt. All grass to play on. lakes to swim my life, for five days a week in. oceans to explore, mountains while heing educated. I was to ski down, the beauty and lold that we evolved. Then on pleasure of nature goes on for­ Sunday. I was told thai Ihe ever. Someone had to make this schools were wrong, we were for us. Someone or something Precautions Against Flu Worthwhile created. Saturdays were re­ had to create such a beautiful served for just enjoying the fact place for his creations lo live in. This column did not appear in with students outside' ol class. that we were here in the first last Friday's issue because of in­ Q. How do I tell my parents place. We do the exact same thing. trinsic, not extrinsic reasons. I I'm gay and happy? We build pretty homes to live did penance for my sin of omis­ across A The Gay Alliance members Now that I'm nearing the end in. set up beautiful aquariums sion by developing a severe helped me answer Ihis. I was of my formal education, and for our pet fish, build l.iim case of "telephone earilis." Ac­ very impressed .with the num­ after hearing all the arguments, Country Safaris, ski resorts, tually. I was very mrs. g s ber of people who said. "Don'l and heing presented all the beach resorts, and things like pleased to know how many of underestimate your parents." facts, it's time to make a deci­ this in the same exact manner. you follow the column so faith­ The need lo tell them is a real sion. For me. it's very easy. We fully and miss it when it is not desk problem. Most homosexuals Think of t|ie way housing de­ were created 1 believed that in printed. 1 just wish I had some have grown up m a warm home velopers build a country club the first grade, and after lii really esoteric reason, such as I in which channels of communi- housing development. They put years of science, I si ill believe week's trip to Polynesia, but by marian grabowski caion have' heen open and wish in trees, grass, lakes, golf cours­ that. the fact is thai I simply didn't to share this aspecl ol their es, etc. for man's pleasure. Thai write it. Preparation of a col­ You see, the theory of evolu­ lives and accidentally or pur­ is the exact same way our en­ umn of this kind demands a lot tion is just that, a theory. So the fun of knowing personally. These experiments include hya- posefully eventually do. I h»- many people take thai as a tact. tire planet was built, only our of time. I check and double- It gave me a warm feeling Ol luronldose inhibitors, the en­ parents' reactions lollow a pai- Yes. I've seen the police line up creator had to invent trees, check facts because I believe M being wanted and needed. zyme which helps the sperm lern of denial, quiet, anger, firm of the grizzly ape at one end lakes, oceans and life in the strongly students have a right The only words e>l w isclom I penetrate the /una pellucida suggestions about "changing" and the tall, upright good-look­ first place, and do it in a way to accurate information, inun­ can conjure irom genie's lamp around the ovum: iso-immuniza- in therapy, and finally, accep­ ing stud at the olher. with all that his treat ions could never dated as we are by the morals this week is not to expose your­ tion ol females with their part­ tance, Each person to whom I •kinds of strange monsters in be­ figure oul how il was done. of false norms in all the media. self to a virulent case of Ihe Ilu, ners' semen; use ol trypsis-like talked admitted il was a diffi­ tween. Impressive picture. 1 The column is my contribution nee matter how charming the enzyme tei reduce -.penn bind­ 1 just can't accept ihat all ihis cult period, but well worth It to admit. But all it is. is an artist's to the University community. I ing siies (the female is still in­ evolved. Someone with a power man. I bear no ill feeling. He did be himself in interacting com­ conception of theories based on don't get paid for it. and the volved), and use nl plant lectins and intelligence that we can't not know he was Incubating the fortably With his parents. 1 a few old bones and a lot of speaking I do on campus and in which change the /una prevent­ even begin to fathom, molded virus; but it surely was a potent wouldn't choose Thanksgiving imagination. the community is not part of us from chemicals that we are pathogen. I'm just now begin­ ing penetration. Antiserum dinner, bul a time ol quiet inti­ my job description. I care about The simple factor that kills all aware of. and molded a ning to feel 1 might live without against the ovary has been tried mate family feeling, free from studenls. Expression of your the line up theory is that the home for us to live a happy, cold sweats and shakes. I've along with use ol a chlorohyd- stress-This Is a do it yoursetl sexuality should be lull of joy, different skulls and jaws found healthy life. I believe this cre­ met my classes, hut that's about no and related compounds. thing. The support of your part­ laughter and warm tender feel- could very well have come from ator is. in fact, our God. it. This does lead into the re­ Freely translated, keep the faith ner and friends can surround ings when you are ready, with­ in Ihe compel it it ve spirit of pri­ creatures that died out long ago. peated, non sex-related ques­ you later. Despite my gay in the framework of your own vate enterprise (pharmaceutical ,Iava man could have just been Any (iod that would build us tions, I've had about whether or friends, I do feel ihere are some values to enter this fantastic- Java man. nothing less. The such a beautiful planet, must not to have the swine fly vac­ companies to nol fall Into the Instances in which ii might be parameter ol living. During the cine. Trust Dr. Flipse, and if tiny little horses could have just care for us. (iod must have a non-profit organization catego­ kinder not to tell them. Some many conversations 1 have had you're over IK and did nol take been tiny little horses that purpose for our lives, our being ry), hope and use colorful mothers, accepting the worn this week about the column, the advantage of the tremendous didn't make it because it's a here. I like to believe Ihat if we name-brand condoms with out, out-dated theory of mater­ question came up several limes program he engineered on cam­ rough world for tiny little follow His laws, respect and foam, please. nal damage, do become severely about the origins. 1 have never pus, please make arrangements horses to survive in. fear Him. He has a further pur­ Q. Now that you're single, depressed A father's initial re­ printed a question which was to have It. Dr. John Cleveland, We have no absolute, beyond pose for our spirits. There has why do you still use "Mrs. ft"? action is usually anger, but he not asked in a letter, personal who heads Ihe program in Dade a shadow of a doubt, proof that to be something after our lives A. I can'! pronounce "Ms." seems more able to relate to the conversation or group discus­ County, is to be trusted equally. any creature on this planet was here. I don'l think I could live Can vou' Actually, It's an affec­ situation. In any case, be on the sion. My romantic nature con­ Please protect yourself. We ever in another form. We can without this belief. tionate diminuativc by which scene, nol 1,500 miles away. notes accurately a vivid imagi­ think that maybe evolution took don't need a plague, I've been known by thousands Keep your COOl, stressing your I'll admit there is a lot of fear nation and colorful panorama of place, but we can never be sure Q. When is there going to be a Of students since I960 and has own sense ol comfort and well based in what I've said. If evo­ fantasy, but never, in the far­ that the lossils found are not contraceptive pill or injection become a term ol professorial being Tune mitigates a lot of lution is the truth and there is thest safaris into my cerebrum, just extinct close relatives. for men? recognition, in correspondence l strong feelings. Be yourself and no God. take a look at what this could I dream up the actual It seems to me that if evolu­ A. Not soon. Many substances do now use Ms. Marian Zinger rely on the love which was means. If we evolved, then we questions. It may interest you tion was true, we could not have been tested lo inhibit the Grabowski. I was so delighted your heritage. No parent wishes have no reason or purpose for to know I have a backlog of 150 only find a live missing link, the maturation or fertilizing capai i- Ihe other day when a student in to lose a beloved child, bul mav being here. If there is no (iod, to 200 questions not yet an­ planet would be crawling with ty of the sperm in the Initial one ol my classes came up as­ need time to understand vou are that makes us simple organisms swered. I try to select represen­ them. There should he half-man and middle segments of the epe- tonished and said. "I just nevei happy in your orientation. that live a short life, die. and tative questions or those which half-apes. half-squirrels half-ra­ didymis. These have had severe knew you were Mrs. (,." Either •i How do I find the clitoris become nothing. absolutely indicate a crisis situation. coons, half-dogs half-horses. adverse reaction ranging from I elein'i resemble ihe cut or my in a woman whose geography I nothing. Thank you for your supportive don't know'.' half-cockroaches half-palmetto interest. I enjoyed talking to so carcinogens lo loss of libido. classroom reputation as a rough bugs, etc. all over the place. Emphasis in research is now on biology professor is al odds A. Use added lubricant, saliva If we are just a process of many of you 1 have not yet had Just for argument's sake, lay inhibiting actual fertilization. with my more casual meetings or K-Y jelly to prevent friction it takes 50 million years for an in exploration. Some women, amoeba to envoive into a man. you know, do not become well So where is ihe amoeba that - lubricated al first, some not al started evolving 25 million all. Use the orifice of the vagina years ago? Did evolution start Non Voters Can Be Conscientious as a guidepost and draw your on your mark, gel set. go, like a lingers directly up toward the By STEVEN GARWOOD Well, lirst ol all. there are those crooks." However, Ihere are The lack of candidate! ii only race and nothing has started Contributing Celumnil! mons pubis The clitoris is at who just won't take the time, also those who refuse to vote the tip of the Iceberg) as lai u since the gun was fired on that the tip of the tolds ot the labia Why are there so many able- and who are just plain lazy, because of what they consider young peoples' apathy is con­ single day 50 million years ago'1 minora. Be gentle, as you'll pass bodied young people who refuse These are the people who con- to be a lack ol any suitable can­ cerned, n is nol solely that peo­ This is a concept I can't con­ the external urinary meatus. to exercise their right to vole? tmually cry, "All politicians are didates. ple are lazy or just don'l c are. ceive. 'Ihis is an erotic zone in many I learned in elementary school Vietnam and Watergate have women but can be traumatized that it was your duty as an created among our youth a dis­ easily. The clitoris does not be­ 1 DUNWO - SOME DAYS ft THEN I THINK, MY frOD/VUHAVS mU WE'VE MADE A American citizen lo vote, and trust of our political leaders. come erect until the woman is REALLY FLYING. I BELIEVE HIM! COME OVER 115? WE'VE ELECTED n-ORRI&ii MISTAKE/ that not veiling was akin to We realize thai il was not our sexually excited. If you're this far. I assume' she is. Once locat­ A PEANUT WITH A MESSIAH being a traitor. Many believe veites thai brought aboul the this very strongly, and they will end of Ihe Vietnam War ll was ed, do not touch the body of the T COMPLEX.' vote lor the candidate they dis­ the protest inarches, and yea, clitoris at once. It may be ten­ like least. I talked to many stu­ even the occasional violence. der. Use a caressing circular dents who told me, "Well. I People died and went to jail be­ motion around it; including then don't like either one, but 1 hate fore that war ended. The name the entire vulva. Yes. all Carter less." This is democracy? held true tor the civil rights women in our culture have one. I have also been told that it is movement. Consequently, many It may be recessed deeply, be­ a crime to remain silent, that by- vemng people' are coming lo neath its prepuce, but it's worth remaining silent you are taking doubt whether the path to tinding because it's the primary your rights and throwing them change Is through the system of erotic area. Actually, it's a lot away. However, many young elections. simpler to ask her. Communica­ people, including myself, be­ Young people see how much tion is still the best basis for all lieve that by remaining silent money the United States spends relationships. you are also expressing your on nuclear weapons and on sell­ Q. Does a woman want to WTW EVER POSSESSED US 7HANKS~I NEEDED THAT/) opinion. By not voting. I am ing arms abroad, and they begin have sex on the first date? 7 telling the two major parties. TO M OUR TRUST M Hl/Y tO wonder. "Will a vote for A. Each woman is unique in "Give me someone better, then Jimmy Carter, or a vote for her desires and in her ability to maybe I'll vote." You shouldn't Gerald Ford change any ol communicate them. Team to feel guilty about not voting. For this?" i asked myself this ques­ read body language and subtle example, if you believe that nei­ tion, and the answer was "no." indications. My question is. "Do ther Gerald Ford nor Jimmy So. in effect. I am voting. I you?" Incidental sex cannot be Carter would make a good am voting for a less militaristic, compared to learned sexual be­ President, don't vote for either more humanitarian society It havior between two people who one of them. Investigate the just so happened that in the past are friends first, lovers later, many minor parties. In the most election there was no candidate who are tender, caring, sharing recent Presidential election, available who would have given and responsible. I'm old enough there were parties ranging from us this. Maybe someday there to remember when the question Tester Maddox's American w ill be 1 sincerely hope so, for was, "Do 1 kiss her on a first Party to the Communist Party. 0 Americans sake. date " . THh MIAMI HI RRICANF Friday, November 19, 1976 it A 'Free I niivrsils Hillel Offers Classes "The free university is enjoying • By SARA LUSSKIN definite amount ot success, hoWev Hurricana Stall Writar er we have room for many more in­ UM's Hillel Jewish Center is of­ terested students in our classei ami fering a multiplicity of free courses are hoping for greater participation in Judiac related studies, operating as our program becomes better as a type of "free university." known. There is no fee, and to be­ come a student vou need onlv walk University credit is offered by into a class and sit down," said one course in which students meet a Shudnow. few times a week with the South Beach Activity Center elderly. The students are heing counseled by the The courses are structured with a Hillel staff A dinner party is plan­ great deal of emphasis on Informal ned for Dec. 1 at Hillel with the el­ discussion. Usually, source material derly and will feature discussion is given out and disseminated to and entertainment as a "generation classroom members and discussion bridge." goes where the studenls wish to take it. Rabbi Sanford IT Shudnow is presently teaching a course in Mish- A course in the Yiddish language nah and Talmud which convenes is also being taught by Mr. Harold once a week and is open to students .laffee who is affiliated with the He­ with some background in judaic brew National Company and is re­ studies. portedly enjoying great success. An Israeli dance class and a course con­ Rabbi Shudnow is also offering I Rabbi Snitch Shudnow cerned with aspects of modern Isra­ Jewish Law and Ethics course as el, as well as Hebrew classes at the well as a course concerning the Life beginning and advanced level are all traces religious ceremonies from Cycle of a Jew which is concerned offered. with the process of a jew's life and birth to death. Three Scientists Speak Three internationally-renowned gineering at the Univefsity of To­ 'Third speaker in the series will be scientists in the application of engi­ ronto. He 'will cover "Biomedical Dr Thomas A Relchert, director of neering lo the delivery of health Kngineering — Challenge and Re­ biomedical engineering, (on leave) care and development of life-saving sponse'' at 4 p.m. Wednesday. Jan ('arnegie-Mellon University. He devices will be speakers in the t Ms 26. in the auditorium of the Mail­ will speak on "Optimal fetal Moni­ Biomedical Engineering Seminar man Center for Child Development, toring" at 4 p.m. Tuesday. April 19, Program, currently in its tenth UM School of Medicine, 1601 N. W. in Room 351 of the F.ngmeering year. 12th Ave., Miami. Building. Students, faculty, stall and pro­ fessional personnel in the communi­ Ibis Clock For Sale ty are invited to attend ^Voii'd Anthropologists Dr Abraham Noordergraal. pro­ There's a new item on the market with ap­ available with the emblem of your college or fessor of biomedical engineering at school in the school colors. The "Hang Tuff" peal to football fans, gift buyers and decorators the University of Pennsylvania, will fo ke\ note Conference alike. Creative leisure. Inc. of Jacksonville, clocks are manufactured by Creative Leisure, be the first speaker, Tuesday. Nov Noted anthropologist Dr. Ashley self-care and the productive man­ Inc., 400 Riverside Ave., Jacksonville, Fla. The .10 at 4 p.m in LC 130 His topic Fla., is introducing its new "Hang Tuff" clock Montagu will give the keynote ad­ agement of rage, anger hostility will be "The Fvaluation ot the which retails for $34.50. It's a unique, fabric- University of Miami "Ibis" clock is orange, dress at the three-day conference on and conflict and aging in a n«*W age Quality ot the Heart as a Pump ' faced clock shaped like a football helnjei and green and white. "The 21st Century Family" spon­ Second speaker will be B 1 Jewel- , sored by the School of Continuing 'The registration fee is $•>•' I lyn-Thomas MI) . P ling piotes- Studies. ther information about registi sor of medicine and biomedical en­ The conference will be held at the and arrangements may be obtained Fontainebleau Hotel, Nov. 26-28. through Conference Services. 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By CATHY COWF.l.l "I think it's a benefit to belong in club also sponsors banquets and Ballroom BARRY MANILOW Hurricana Stall Writer the club, especially for someone in­ get-togethers. To join the society all you need do Can you possibly imagine anyone terested in law because of the mate­ An imporlanl event coming up on is attend the next meeting and be IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR who would want to Bit through an­ rial it provides," said Pre-legal Soci­ the pre-legal society's calendar is among the other students happily other lecture9 Every third Wednes­ ety President Stan Winston. their guest speaker for the next listening to Still another lecture. day vein can find the pre-legal soci­ meeting. Assistant Dean of Student* YOUR NEXT PARTY. ety attentively listening to I speak­ I he pre-legal society is also a sn- at UM's Taw School Dr Jeannette er lecturing about law i lal e lub fur students with a com­ Hausler The next meeting is Tues­ • • mon interest, law Along with the day. Nov 30 at 7:30 in the regular • Bo Crane s Mobjle Discotheques is the newest way to celebro*i The Micietv was developed tor ABORTION club meeting place, the Flamingo • : 'inippe'cl with a library of over 7000 records. Bo can design anel undergraduates or anyone interest­ regular wine and cheese parlies, the • highlight your party with any theme imaginable From the Roanng ed in the legal fit-Id The activities • • • REFERRAL • include listening to guest lecturers, Twenties to tha Boogie down Sounds of right now. • • banquets and social activities • •••••••••••••••••••• SERVICE For your next celebration don't settle for the limited sounds of a • • 3 piece band when you can have the world of music, discotheque Every third Wednesday the society • style Call >B<>a t 446 3159 and he'll book Manilow for you along meets and opens with a speakei • Absolutely Lowest After the presentation everyone •PP1I • Cost Available a thousand other big entertainers at no extra cost. gathers for a wine and e heese party • It is during this wine and cheese THIS THIS 446-3159 parly that Ihe club members have \\ W% liTjiUjfr|T4\r£j ?• Ms. V.I.P. Care, Inc. • an opportunity lo talk to the guest 652-0768 • Bo Crane's Mobile Discos speaker and ask questions *rVE£KENDB.wl J^^T^i WEEKEND J Some of the lecturers in the past have spoken on a variety of sub­ jects, from drug-busting to a * woman attorney lecturing on what I it's like to be a female lawyer THE RETURN OF * THE \ lUAHEiOBBTEH The society also provides infor­ mation on the I. S AT entrance ex­ * 8955 SW 107th Ave. amination and ihe requirements of law schools around the country |THE INSIDE OUT BAND KENDALL MALL 595-5850 FUTURE CPA'S FRIDAY NIGHT 9:00-12:00 * LEARN NOW ABOUT THE * The must unique NEXT CPA EXAM * SATURDAY NIGHT 9:30-1:00 shots in the most CPA * uiiti/m stun in fori REVIEW BACK AFTER A TOUR OF THE NORTHEAST Alia mi Laudardalc I305| 373 2$»? Jachaonviii* >904)353-M5l * * Miami (305)373-2595 BETTER THAN EVER, ACOUSTIC, COUNTRY, * * $4.00 Off OUR SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS FIEP*ESEMT FOLK-ROCK, BOOGIE! * w/UM ID Camel 1/3 <* USA * * N»vy $23.99 $21.99 ™"/* $29.99 COURSES BEGIN MAY 26 * NOV 24 DON'T MISS IT! * *

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Beaumont (.ineimi. mid­ • Inside Out. rock. folk, coiinli \ and blue 7:30; l,C 130 at 8:30, free night, 11.50 admission grass hand, al the Rathskeller. 9:30 p.m. — I a.m.. 9 'I'ersephoue's Beliirn." Theatre \rts Build- 9 'The Signalmen's \pprenlice.' I'la\ers Kr- •>0 centl members. SI guests ill';. B p.m.. SI admission p.rior\ Theatre, eurtaia time. tt:30 n.m. • 'Owl (reek Bridge' ami '.rVeeiise.' Beau­ • Doctoral recital. David lavdcn. piano, t • 'Penephofce'i Return," Theatre \ris Build- mont Cinema. B and 1(1 p.m.. Sl..?0 admission p.m.: Susan Boardman. mezzo-soprano. 8 p.m.. talis­ in*:. <> [Mil- SI admission • Hillel Movie Marathon. Hillel (enter. H p.m. man Hull, holli free • I rank Sinatra. ,|ai \lai I'ronton. 8 p.m. lo 7 a.m.. 11.50 admission 9 'Hair.' Bin« Theatre. B p.m.. S2 admission • Master's recital. Blair Fisher, piano. (,iis- • 'Persephone's Return/ Theatre Vrts Build 9 'Janis.' Beaumont ( ineiiia. 10 p.m.. I1JSO ad­ maii Hall. '\ p.m.: Senior recital. Pamela Tamhor. ing. «"• p.m.. S| admission mission piano. .". p.m.. hold free • 'liolticelli' and * I lie Mayor of Nagasaki.' • 'Jimi Hendrix.' Beaumonl (inema. <> p.m.. 9 'liolticelli' and "The Ma\or of Nagasaki." l-psla«e (enter. 7:30 p.m.. S2 admission 81.50 admission entertainment 4 • • • Ring's Hair' \ ariety Of Plays Open Prof's Play This week is theatrically busy for I'M The Ring production ol "Hair' is now open, and other drama productions and activities involving UM students and faculty will occur both on and off campus Tonight at the Theatre Arts Building (6200 San Amaru Drive), Persephone's Return," a stylized evening of feminist-oriented theatre, Disappointing opens for a three night run with a $1 admission charge. The production is directed hy I iii Bita and will be attended by the play's originator, Ada Performed McAllister of the Rhode Island Feminist Theatre. By HF.LEN ALPERT tional history honor society) prize Also opening teinight at the Upstage Center in Coconut drove, is "The Entartainmant Writar for his book "The Parliament of By MM mi WAUGH Mitch Poulos is perhaps most sat­ 1621." Mayor of Nagasaki," a new play by UM Professor Dr Robert Zaller Imagine your city rocked by an fcntf rtainme nl Writar isfying as the sexually over-ambi­ This exotic drama explores the psychology of survival after atomic war atomic bomb The horror resulting Talent runs in the family His tious Woof, but the cheap homosex­ "The Mayor of Nagasaki" will be performed as a double bill with "Boti- In 1968, when "Hair" opened in from such a catastrophe is present­ wife, I.ili Bita. an actress and play­ ual antics he is forced to perform celli" by Terence McNally Both plays are directed by UM graduate' New York, it was a common thing ed in "The Mayor of Nagasaki." wright, is directing "Pereephone's are unintentionally alienating. Kevin Meyer. for people to leave the theatre con­ which will run for three weekends, Return ai the Theatre Annex this The same weaknesses prevail in fused and very angry In 197ti. This set of plays will run teiday through Sunday. Nov. 28 and Dec 3-5 starting tomorrow night at the weekend 1 the supporting cast and the tribal many people will leave the King at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $2 Upstage Theater in Coconut Grove chorus A commendable degree of Theatre's preiduction of "Hair" with On Monday evening at 8 p.m . the Players Repertory Theatre will Presented with McNally's "Botticel- talent and commitment are evident the same feelings hut (or different present its first play in its new series in a reading performance at the li," "The Mayor of Nagasaki" was 1 though, in the performances of Jeff reasons. Ring Theatre written by Dr. Robert Zaller. asso­ Ceiopwood. Kiti Kennedy. Ray l.iot- Students and faculty of the Drama Department are invited as guests *()n7 Creek' For the next three weeks at the ciate professor of history at UM King audiences will struggle along ta, Susan Amdur, Chris Cliisolm. for this occasion Others will be charged $2 admission The plav is "The with the 1H cast members who are Hannah Cohen and Sandra Santia­ Uninvited Plaver Piano" bv Mark I isman and Ross Parker Shows begin at 7 til p.m and trying, with varying degrees of go seats are $2. No reservations, first competency, to discover for them­ Diree tonally the show t eillapses. i ome first seated POVCi rfuU selves the hippie experience of the strangely enough, under lack of • • • "This is an attempt to show the late 1960s. weight. "Hair" is I show full of moral dilemma ihat results from It is apparent from the' beginning meaning hul Robert Ankrom has unfathomable evil, poisoning the ihat they have received little help In apparently decided to strip off the life of both victims and winner," this difficuli task, either from direc­ meat and leave us with some very Dr Zaller said Shotting \l tor Robert Ankrom. designer Neil uninteresting bones I'.inleger. or costumer Roberta The Ring's "Han' sbys from The play deees nol deal with the Maker The latter two may be ex- nearly ever) issue: drugs, Vietnam, actual bombing of Nagasaki during Cliaed in part, for thev are', after all. long hair, sexual freedom, religion World War II Instead, this histori­ ({•TMIIMIOIll directly responsible to the director. A nearly total lack of commitment cal incident is used as a refe-rence pervades the entire- show point 10 se'l up an atomie holocaust Theoretically, "Hair" is about a situation. Saturday night, the VIM Film Sen i- young man. Claude Bukowski, who, the quality level varies greatly ely will present two powerful sometimes lightheartedly, some­ nn the musical end. The ensemble All the survivors of the disaster, French films about war and its ef­ times angrily, faces the many prob­ numbers, particularly "Walking in with the exception of thtwnayor. are fect on men — Robert Enrico's An lems of existing in a world filled Space" and "Three. Five. Zero. mute. The mayor, played by Phil Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge with hate, distrust, war and other Zero." are often excellent Raynor. has not been as badly con­ and Abel fiance's .('Accuse. destructive forces that our society The solo numbers are far more taminated as the others has wrought.- variable. The Ring bought a new Afraid of becoming disfigured, In I9H2. a French short film Inevitably, he is martyred by sound system for this show, but the walked away with the Grand Prize being drafted and sent off to war lo best microphones in the world the mayor vainly tries to separate himself from the injured townspeo­ it the Cannes Film Festival. Based die His thoughts and feelings are won't cover blown lyrics, weak on Ambrose Bierce's short story made more clear by the "tribe" of voices or off-key singing. The slop­ ple "He wants acceptance by the normal world, vet he feels loyalty "An Occurrence Al Owl Creek hippie friends who surround his lit­ py orchestra doesn't help matters Bridge," it complete!) succeeded in tle world For all this to come Physically, the show is inoffen­ to the citizens of Nagasaki." Dr recreating the atmosphere eif the across in a musical with practically sive. The set is fairly functional but Zaller said. American Civil War. no hook and nearly 50 musical num­ limits Jerry Ross' choreography to The mayor doesn't remain bers, several forces have to move very simple and repetitive move­ unscathed.When he orders the buri­ Condemned, a man is going lo die. very powerfully ment and gives no sense of time or al of a dead man, the people fail to But, at the last minute, he may be First, you must have a strong location respond to his command. Instead saved by a near-miracle. cast. It is at this point Ihat the Ring The costumes are interesting but they converge on him to cut out his production begins to falter Mike add little to the tmiod of the show. tongue, rendering the mayor as gro­ West as Claude is hopelessly mis­ And, for those who care, let's talk Is it the final paroxysm of a mind tesque as they are 1 cast. His vocals lack drive and un­ about the nude scene (which was ready for death' Or is the hero going to escape the noose, the bul­ derstanding, and his characteriza­ not even in the original off-Broad­ "The mayor repudiates his identi- lets death by drowning in the tion is too weak to maintain even way production. It was inserted as a tv as a survivor, the point that gave swirling waters of the Owl Creek? interest, much less sympathy. commercial gimmick when the his life meaning. Identifying with Ralph Wakefield, as Claude's show underwent re-writes before the bombers, he desperately wants He makes a desperate escape hid friend Berger, commands attention hitting Broadway ) to be a perpetrator, not a victim," to the home where his young wife with his solid singing and brooding, The point of the nude scene in the said Dr. Zaller macho stage personality, but suffers original was supposedly a sign of welcomes him in her arms. from not having a strong Claude to physical and sexual freedom In the Other plays by Dr. Zaller include play off of Ring production, it is handled with "Ampersand." performed on cam­ Director Robert Enrico and his Nancy .lones is engaging as Shei­ such reticence that it is over before pus at the Ring and Wesley Founda­ tameraman achieve a natural poly­ la, but again, cannot handle the one is aware of it tion, and "Elevator." which played phony of light and sound — sun­ vocal chords So., unless you have infrared vi­ at the Upstage and the Theatre- light and the incessant chatter of .lane Kleinman has a good voice sion, don'l expect much The Ring's Bini; I heal re \ Production of'Hair' Annex. living things — through which the and character, but is saddled with a "Hair" doesn't give much of any­ condemned man races, a primitive song that is oul of her vocal range thing ...nliiftnrdt>\ ilirvilnriiil.ilisting iirnlili At UM since 1972. Dr Zaller re- again He rolls and laughs delirious­ e eived the Phi Alpha Thela (interna­ ly on the shingle; he marvels anew at the miracle of his own hand, at an open flower, even at a centipede. The photography is breathtaking, conveying marvelously the sense of things seen for the very first time.

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During WWI. Gance filmed his first version, an adamant antiwat protest, using soldiers who were on leave as actors, many of whom re­ lis Not Just A Substitute For Ice Cream turned to the front and were killed. Gance fell that his statement, backed up by the horrors and ab­ By HOI.LV ENGLANDF.R Owner. Marly Feingold said. "You ean haw it in a surdity of war itself, would serve as entartainmant Writar natural honey cone, in shakes, on honey crackers or on ,e lesson and marker for mankind fruit platters The product is all-natural, contains nn and such a pitiful folly would never 'It's the most phenomenal happening in Ihe yogurt chemical preservatives and only I per cent fat" occur again world." said a Dannon Yogurt spokesman "It's not a substitute for ice cream but a new product all its own " A four ounce cup is 50 cents and an eighl mint e cup In the mid 19.10's Gance could nol No longer considered a "here today-gone tomor­ is 80 ei'nts (Prices are relatively equal In all establish­ believe Ihat war was coming row fad." soft-frozen yogurt is finding its niche in ments quoted ) Danny-O yields approximately M calo again and in outrage he remade his health food restaurants, ice cream parlors, hot dog nes an ounce. r lassie in a new sound version, stands, and yogurt stores nationwide going to the Hospital for Mutilated "We're more than pleased with it." state's Beib The first soft-frozen yogurt was tested by Dannon War Veterans for his actors for the Davis of the Salad Garden in Dadeland Mall "Stift-fro- in New York City in 1965. While it received favorable- final horror sequence His 19.'i7 ver­ zen yogurt makes a great dessert for salads." reaction, Dannein felt that there was still much to be sion is being presented. done with regular yogurt and did not want to diversify The Salad fiarden alternates between strawberrv at that time and lemon, and raspberry and vanilla daily --- and they Complete shows of Owl Creek Not until 1975 did Dannon realize soft-frozen yo­ «o vet another step further All-natural toppings like Bridge and J'Accuse begin at 8 and gurt's potential, and began to market the product in COCOnilt, granota, raisins, and banana Makes can hr 10 p.m. in Beaumont Cinema Ad­ their own New York yogurt store. added le, make vogurt sundaes mission is $1 50 "ll gained excellent acceptane p F.veryont "Soft-frozen yogurt has a iinii|uc taste," believes talking ahout it .and eating it." the Dannon spokesman I lot Diggity Dog owner Ro/.anne I ester "Little chil­ said. dren and UM students love it. And 1 feel the product is Dannon. whose soft-serve produi t is called Best eatefl in a cup with a spoon We now have raspber- this weekend at Beaumont f'inr- Danny-O, and other yogurt companies now market the ry end strawberry and soon we'll gel blueberry I he ma. the Depl of Cotnm Film Series vogurt mix to any franchise's who wish to include the ch'n olale was a bummer " will be showing Janis starring Janis profitable product in their menus Ihe drove Deli in Coconut Grove and the snack loplin, on Friday at 8 and 10 p m and rn Sunday at 10pm Soft-frozen yogurt has been stow m infiltrating bar in Miami International Airport are also selling fro­ Miami dining establishments hut within the past six zen yogurt and signs proclaiming the arrival of the the months several locations near I'M have begun serving product are popping up in windowfronts dail) Also showing will be Jimi Hen­ the cool, creamy treat. drix on Friday al midnight and Sun­ The spokesman from Dannon feels it's only "natu­ day at 8 p m This is not the film Sip-n'-Dippiiy, m the Kings I reek shopping Plaaa ral that frozen yogurt should find such widespread Hendrtx at Bnrkely. serves Danny-O Strawberry r.isphem boysenber-y popularlt) on college campuses, because' eif the quantit) lemon, vanilla and in the future, banana of regular vogurt thai college students consume- Admission is $1 50 For further information call x-2173. 8 THt MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, November 19, 1976 P" • mtam^mmmtmm •• i , a mi a. * ...• i iaa n i M . . „ ,

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By CRAIG TRIGGER ward manner not often seen in the York's Museum of Modern Art. with violence on T.V. or in movies Entartainmant Writar motion picture industry today. From there, his career steadily clim­ and helieves those who do are "cop­ bed with his first major success ping out." Russ Meyer, producer, director, Meyer's 28-vear long career being Vixen, which is still his top This is extremely evident in his script writer, and cameraman of no began in 1948. At the age of 18. he money maker. His next hit was Be­ about to be released, UP!, which is less than 19 soft core motion pic­ dropped out of school and signed yond the Valley of the Dolls, which strewn with bizarre chainsaw mur­ tures can abruptly be described in with the U.S. Army signal corp. will soon have its fourth screening ders, axes halving skulls, killer fish one word — candid After his discharge, he spent a short at the Museum of Modern Art. and similar heart-stopping or stimu­ On a series of topics ranging from time taking "leg shots" for men's Meyer expects it to outgross Vixen lating scenes. former marriages, to sexual fanta­ magazines. His first movie. The Im­ within the year. He has his highest Meyer believes UP! offers more to sies, to his career as a producer, he moral Mr. Teas, is now a film clas­ hopes set on his current release UP! women viewers than other films in .answers in an honest, straightfor­ sic, with a copy in the vault of New The major success of Meyer's the past This new film has an abun­ films is as he puts it. "The audience dance of male frontal nudity, Meyer loves to he titilated," and titillate said, "in order to attract more he does. Meyer's ideas for all his women." movies are extensions of his own "This is what the whole business sexual fantasies. He honestly ad­ is about." he explained. "I'm in this mits, "I portray sex in my movies as business for greed and lust. I'm out 1 perform sex in bed." to make all the money I can." This has always been a Meyer Even though many of Meyer's ac­ trademark, but his most notable complished works are sexually trademark is the buxom women graphic, he is not afraid of any legal who abound in each of his films. ramifications He pointed out that Meyer, a three time loser at mar­ his movies have all been soft core riage claims. "The first thing I no­ pornography, where as those en­ tice about a woman is her boobs, gulfed in legal entanglements have then I notice her face. I have always all been hard core. had a fixation with large breasts." In his newest movie. UP!, he When asked about his fantasies, claims to have come the closest pos­ Meyer said he had no one favorite. sible to the limits of soft-core por­ He thought all men had the same nography It deals with a bizarre basic fantasy, that of a clandestine murder which is to be solved by the affair, illicit, raunchy, no holds buxom and beautiful Raven De La barred, and with no strings at­ Croix. The movie is a diary of the tached. pitfalls and sexual encounters expe­ After sex, the second most impor­ rienced by Margo Winchester (Miss tant thing Meyer includes in his De La Croix), the able detective on films is violence. He loves it. All his the hunt for the sadistic murderer. favorite movies, which are not nec­ The running time is a short 80 min­ Sill (on- I'UIIIO I ilni Miiki'i". Nil** MrM-i" essarily his own, involve much vio­ utes, but it could be a very exciting lence which he finds highly enter­ 80 minutes. ... tin 11 v. HI in 11, jut s limn nn n in n lii taining. He sees nothing harmful CATERING ORDERS NOW ACCEPTED A NOSTALGIC DELICATESSEN AND APPETIZER STORE

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Tel. 667-9264 ********************** 10 THE MIAMI Hl'RRKANE Friday, November 19, I»7« 40.000 Flashing Bulbs Visit Lone Gift Shop Q For Holiday Presents The glitter and glow of holiday gifts and ornaments from around the Limelight Lights Up Disco world are brightening the shelves of the Beaux Arts Gift Shop at the Lowe Art Museum By LYNNE SCHEWF hundreds of thousands of dollars to in Canada. "There's no other disco Canada and we felt a disco like this All profits from the shop are used to support the museum. AM,Man! Entartainmanl editor develop a disco like no other. like The Limelight in the world." would go over very well with the Holiday trimmings include ships, animals and birds made from shells, Brock said. "The one we have in dancing and partying Miamians." straw angels and stars, pewter Santas and candy canes, painted wooden The Limelight's huge stainless toys, nostalgic papier mache balls, dangling brass ornaments that can be won't be blinded by the lights Canada has a light show, but not steel dance floor is surrounded by The Limelight has three large engraved, wrapping paper and greeting cards. but vou will be mesmerized and near as elaborate as this one." 20,000 watts of music, pulsating padded bars and plenty of seating Unique harrd-crafted dolls made from clothespins and walnut shells amazed by the flashing, rotating the bodies of hustling dancers" Over Both Brock and Peter are young and standing room, enough for can double as ornaments or toys for children. and c hange of colors of the -10,000 the dance floor is a myriad of lights (in their late twenties) and have 2,000 or more disco goers. For those Other specialties for children include beaded Seminole Indian brace­ bulhs over the dance floor at the producing a light show, coloring been in the disco business for two wishing to escape the faster paced lets, paper mache boxes from Kashmir, wooden puzzles, iron reproduc­ new disco in Ft. I auderdale. The dancers and all disco goers in reds. years. "We chose Miami for really disco beat, there is a back bar and tions of antique banks, miniatures for doll houses, a dollhouse book featur­ Limelight greens, purples and various other three reasons," Brock explained smaller dance floor, providing a ing cut-out furniture to be colored and assembled and a series of art books where Rumbottoms usrd hues. "We saw an ad in a New York quiet and more intimate atmo­ introducing kids to the works of Renoir, Rousseau. Chagall, Raphael, Pi­ to be, 1001 North Federal Highway, paper about disco managing oppor­ sphere. casso and Velazquez. 'hi new owners. Brock Abraham Before opening The Limelight. tunities in Miami, the weather in Having officially opened last For the gourmet cook, there's the new Beaux Arts cookbook "Seasons and Peter (.alien, have invested Brock and Peter ran a similar disco Florida is much warmer than in night. The Limelight will be having in the Sun" and a wide selection of serving pieces, cannisters, plates and a cover charge of $3 on weekends pitchers and $2 on weeknights. Peter said The shop also features the Williamsburg glass and pewter reproduc­ they hope to initiate special nights, tions. Alva reproductions of works in various museums throughout the ladies night on Monday, for exam­ world and the shell designs of Arthur court. The Court line includes star­ Two Music Students Receive fish candleholders. shell napkin holders, pots for plants, ceramics and ple, in the future Drinks are be­ tween $1.50 and $1.75. The drinks shells that can be used as jewelry or tree ornaments. we had at the preview party were Distinctive for sailing afficionados is a set of commemorative Ameri­ excellent; the pina colada had real can Cup plates. coconut milk in it. Items range in price from 50 cents to $200 for the set of plates. Newman Scholarship, Award The gift shop is open noon to 4 p.m., Monday through Friday; 10 a.m. The Limelight is a 45 minute to t p.m., Saturday, and 2 to 5 p.m.. Sunday. Two I'M MUSH School students George Baker III, 26, a graduate ers! his family and friends estab­ drive from the UM campus. To get will be honored by the Theodore student majoring in music theory- lished the Theodore Newman Me­ to the new disco take 1-95 to the • % * * * #«»»***»•#******»*** Newman Memorial Foundation. composition, will receive the Theo­ morial Scholarship Fund and Music Sheridan Street exit; go right till Inr . Sunday during an afternoon of dore Newman Memorial Music Award for talented students of the you get to U.S. 1; turn right, and art and music ai Seacoast Towers Award. Baker, from Dallas, Tex., I'M Music School who wish to be­ The Limelight will be a few miles ®e LUNCHEON & I Ml Miami Beach. will be cited by the Foundation as come composers. down U.S. 1 on the right. D,NNER or "an outstanding organist as well as CaTLTACrrA a composer who has demonstrated outstanding abilities through both 11 you want someone n/XDLrl LATE SUPPER performance and composition " All we can Klur Dome tn help vou stop smoking Kenneth Fuchs. 20, a junior ma- • cigarettes, contact your JOE RICO'S JAZZ ROOM joring in music theory-composition, tell you is that TUES.-SAT. will receive the Theodore Newman Amerienn ('ancer Sot'iet\ Memorial Scholarship. Fuchs, from men who IRA SULLIVAN Sponsors \rl Sunrise, Fla., will be cited by the With IRA NOV 16th-20th Foundation for his accomplishments don't smoke LEEKONITZ ALTO SAX on flute, performance and composi- Eddie Crocetti, Tony Castellano — On Piano tion. live about AMERICAN Don Coffman & Barbara Russell I Exhibition Theodore Newman (1933-1975) OPEN 10 PM-3 AM TUES.-THURS. was a 1958 I'M Music School grad­ 6 years longer CANCER SOCIETY The Blue Dome Art Fellowship uate and a noted prize-winning I hi* i.H'i I a ken fn m 10 PM-5 AM FRI. & SAT. has an i xhibition in The Ring Thea­ composer In recognition of his con­ than men who Mllil) IS Uisrti mi | hi' '-ni.-I-,'" FREE Breakfast Fri. & Sat. at 3 AM for our Patrons tre thai will he on display until Dec tribution to musical creativity and 4 W III' .ll -il'' „'•'. alllflkl I ' a i I uirie«, will be on view each to encourage other young compos­ do smoke. ;t |..irk am! 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However, the players, for the most part, say they are optimis­ tic, in spite of last week's 21-7 thrashing by Penn State, a game that was to be the start of a late- season resurgence. Freshmen The Notre Dame contest now looms as that starting point. "We want to finish with a .500 record," center Mike White said To Tackle was the motivating factor for the next three games. "It's a very real­ istic goal," he added. "The team attitude is OK consid­ ering the Penn State game," said Bahamians split end Phil August, one of many While the varsity will be at Notre injured or sick players who missed Dame freezing their options off, the practice sessions earlier this week. freshmen-JV football squad will he The senior, who sustained a in the Bahamas this weekend as the pulled Achilles tendon in Saturday's first American football team fo play game and may not make the trip, in that island nation. said that getting a 500 season is all Who said the varisty gets all the Miami Hurricana STKVE MURPHY the motivation that's needed to gravy? carry the 'Canes through the rest of Months of negotiations and plan­ Coaching Staff Eyes Answers to Problems. Notre Dame (JUIIIU the season. ning have preceded this historic- Some Hurricanes, on the other match up between the UM contin­ hand, frustrated at the lack of a gent and a Bahamian all-star crew. more accessible, more meaningful The clash will be tomorrow night at goal to strive for in the balance of the Queen Elizabeth Snorts Centre, capacity 25,000, all seats expected Munz Odyssey Near End the season, say the team is not real­ to be filled. ly that inspired. "There's not an abundance of in­ Apparently, things do go better spiration." reserve quarterback with Coca Cola, as the bottling George Mason said Wednesday. company's generosity has made the "But maybe we'll pick it up by contest a reality by underwriting game time." expenses. And for the Miami men, it Gal Golfers: Ladies of LaMancha? should be a trip to remember, en­ The 'Canes will have their hands full without having'to worry about compassing an event-filled three days and two nights. By RICK REMMERT got an excellent team," said Miami emotional preparedness when they SparH Editor coach Norm Parsons take the field against Notre Dame, But for the 'Canes, the biggest "1 think FTU would have to be For four hours lasl April, Terry who are sure to be riding high for satisfaction would be in a win. At a hurricane considered a dark-horse to sneak up several reasons break-even 2-2 on the season, with Munz was the Lady of LaMancha. on people at the state and national The Lighting Irish are coming off a pair of wins over Dade club teams Within a matter of minutes, howev­ tournaments," he added. "Person and losses to state rivals Florida and a brilliant 21-18 win over Alabama er, all cheers turned first to fear:- for person, I'd have lo think that 'Florida State, a win tomorrow night* and then tears. FIU's got a better golf team, on past and are playing their final home would give the locals not only a Seven months after failing to sign credentials, than anyone who will game of the season. winning season, but a positive out­ a final round scorecard of 73 which sports be at Palm Beach More than just that, they will be look to the future. would have given her a second battling to enhance their position "But we proved at the Lady Gator place tie In the Florida state cham­ for a bowl bid on the very day that Owing to its own injuries and that past credentials don't prove such invitations are handed out those on the varsity, which fills its pionships, Terry Munz will be back anvthing," Parsons said of his front Junior College Invitational. "That's the first time I've ever Ross Browner, an All-American depth-plagued ranks from the at Palm Beach's LaMancha Country line players who rose to the occa­ An eight-team tournament featur­ done that," Munz laughed. And candidate at defensive end. and Wil­ freshmen-.IV numbers, the UM Club leading her UM teammates in from the heart-breaking, humiliat­ sion and knocked off powerful strength will be a question mark search of Ihe title at the Palm Beach ing the best large and small school lie Fry, who bolsters the other end squads in South Florida tees off ing experience, which is good na- Tulsa last weekend. With numerous varsity players turedly kept alive by teammate rib­ of the line, standout on the Irish de­ bumped up last week against Penn Mondav and concludes Tuesday at That impressive win at Gaines­ fense that UM's offensive coordina­ the 5,800-yard, par 72 LaMancha bing, probably the last, also. ville prompted Parsons to shuffle State, the youngster roster has fluc­ tor Bob Herndon says is the biggest tuated this week course, site of Miami's capturing "Every time we play now," Munz his tournament lineup "I think the Miami will have faced this year. the state title in April. said, "I remind people to sign their others (first unit) have contributed Between varsity injuries ni'iessi- Munz, for one, will never forget scorccards and by doing so, it helps as much as thev can and missed as Senior quarterback Rick Slager tating call-ups from the lower ranks that tournament. After shooting 75 remind me. 1 don't think I'll ever much school this fall as they can," and junior tight end Ken MacAfee and injuries within the lower csche- and 83 the first two rounds, the make that mistake again." said Parsons spark the potent offensive attack lon. only about half the Id scholar­ then-junior sizzled to her best com­ For Miami's victory chances at "The Lady Gator was the end re­ Ihat have led ihe Irish to seven wins ship freshmen will be making the petitive round in action at Miami, Palm Beach. Munz and mates will sult of two and a half months of against just twei defeats (by top- Irip to Nassau this morning. the closing 73 which put her at 231 have to make every stroke of the hard work and I think its lime feir ranked Pittsburgh and Georgia The remainder of the roster will and tied teammate Cathv Morse and club and pencil count, for they'd be those girls to relax a little and hit Tech). be filled by .IV players and walk- another player for second best in in with some steady shooters Ihe books. If you play this doggone The Hurricanes, meanwhile, are ons, those curious types who play the state. Mainly from Florida Internation­ sport year round, it can drive you for the love of the game and noth­ But for everything she did on the al, which thumped the 'Canes sec­ crazy." suffering from a lack of offense and ing else. course in achieving the one-over par ond team at the Miami-Dade North a season-long nemesis called mis- With the double-effect injury sil- Invitational at Hollywood. "FIU has See page 14 card, something Munz did not do — See page 12 See page 12 sign the scorecard — negated the whole effort. UM managed to sur­ •VVVa^^aVaVaVWWVA^WWWVVV'Wlf^^ vive her disqualification and still captured the crown. "Now I can laugh at it (not sign­ ing the card)," said Munz, "but when it happened, I cried. I was verv excited about what I shot and I Stanford & Run must have checked the scorecard Terry Munz over a hundred times, but I just ... Irwin title drive didn't sign it. Physical Fitness Starts From Top Down

By BETH SANDLER Hurricana Sports Writar Ihere is a man running on the grass beside Old Cutler Row) al 8:48 rick remmert a.m. with his Dalmation following closely behind It is Dr Henry King Stanford and you can find him run­ sports editor ning this route every morning al this time. The 60-year-old university presi­ dent is an avid exerciser and with the addition of his wife's expert nu­ tritional plan, he maintains a trim 33-inch waist (without "luv han­ Out on the Links, dles") and a healthy image. Like our United States govern­ ment, Dr. Stanford employs a check and balance system in his health program. He has "his system" My Golf Game Stinks checked twice a vear and in the past he has kept a tab on his cardiovas­ cular efficiency by running on a "Let's play 18," said Rick for two and hole milk, it was treadmill. Straub lust Thursday. Y'all re­ off to Biltmore for a relaxing (?) Mrs Stanford balances her hus­ morning prior to catching a band's exercising with a proper member Straub — that was his diet "We've been eating bran and face adorning the top of page flight north to chill city. whole wheat cereals for breakfast 11 in the Tuesday paper he as­ Warmup plans were scrubbed before il vvas popular.'' boasted Dr. sembled while 1 shivered my to enable us to tee off earlier. Stanford. "And Mrs. Stanford timber off in Chicago for baby After the first hole, a 489-yard makes this concoction of yeast, powdered milk, and blackstrap mo­ sister's wedding. par five, perhaps we would lasses, that I eat every morning have been better off to lake a after breakfast It is good for her This is not lo say Ihat the rain check on the remaining 17 disposition to eat it." he stated with photograph didn't do my col­ holes and head straight for the a big grin "We also eat lots of fish and chicken." league justice. Perhaps it would practice tee. be better put this way . . . hope­ Exercise is an all day and every­ HOLE 1: "Or: fully some­ day affair for the 15-year school #&$(M + ??#?)(." Straub, a vet­ head "I run (not a jog) 15 to 20 one in the eran who tells me he usually minutes in the morning and I swim family can shoots in the 80s, is first to tee 15 minuter every afternoon" But repair David Wilkie need not worry since it up. After his tee shot goes clocks, be­ the breaststroke isn't a Stanford dead right and plunks a Plym­ cause the spee laity. outh, 1 think by his "in the countf- Most of Dr. Stanford's dav is 80's" statement, Straub refers spent pursuing a busy scheduleat a nance of to the weather conditions, not running pace. Of course, office ex­ Joseph and his score. ercise produces the symptom stress Eileen "Stress." says Dr. Stanford, "must Anyhow, Straub's gaffe was S t raub's be used constructively, to keep followed by an out-of-bounds stress from becoming distress and middle TOM WEISKOPF shot by yours truly and a third we must adapt to stress." Jokingly child stops them. he added, "by 10 a.m. mv blood by our playing partner. Straub's "Au contraire." Rick would pressure has increased double " second shot, after dropping in reply in his defense, but getting Dr. Stanford also plays tennis bounds, caroms off the fence back to the subject at hand, our once a week, usually during the and nearly decapitates his boss, weekend. And it is not unusual for semester's golfing debut, all which isn't a wise thing to do. him to compete against other uni­ that can be said is that I hope I recover nicely and wind up versity presidents It has been said this weekend's honeymoon that his high "net" yearnings with six, while Straub invokes scores were better than ours for against other school competitors "Iggy's Rule" for a nine, the has earned him the reputation of the round at Biltmore. rule stating that because insuf- being a tennis player with reputable After a suitable breakfast of "net worth." links sausage, clubs soda, tee See page 13 AaVVWyVWSAWVVvWWWWvVVW1* 12 THE MIAMI HI RRICANF Friday, November 19, 1976 JVs Played Key, if Unseen Soccer Role

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By STEPHEN LOGAN Hurricana Spam Writar Over the course of any sporting season, the starting team will gen­ erally receive all the applause, or, as the case may be, the blame. Though these players usually de­ serve everything they get, there is always a group of players who put forth as much time and effort as the starters, but get none of the accola- dos or honors. Such was the case for Miami's 1976 junior varsity soccer team. Many of the JV players never got to see a single minute of varsity competition, but they still managed to practice and work right along­ side the varsity. "We couldn't practice if we just had the lettermen," said coach Dr. Richard Thomas "As in any contact sport, we'll get maybe one or two injuries a year, a so without the JV's, we wouldn't have enough players to scrimmage with. "Some players on the JV have had to lower their aspirations, but Miami Hurricana TOHV BLANK at least they get a chance to play" The Hurricane JV squad finished Jim \\ etterling'ti Prone Position Say*, li Ml iboul Soccer Season their season with a 3-3 record, with all losses coming on the road. This was the first year that Thomas had organized his JV team and he was even able to use some of the teams' funds so that they could travel. Starting Toward .500? Against Florida Technological University, the JV's drove five hours during the morning, lost by a 1-0 score, and then hit the road for the five-hour drive back. "It's not easy to play a game after driving straight through." said Rob­ Gridders Test Notre Dame ert DeBoehmler, scorer of four goals and point man for the JV's. "It gets kinda hard, but I think we From page 11 with August and Earl Monroe, who games. should have traveled even more." suffered a hip pointer against Penn "You can't say they (the players) Since the JV players weren't in­ are, he cannot afford to let them State, being the most serious. are sky high," said Herndon. "But fluential in the outcomes of the var­ slip by unnoticed. So, motivation and whether or you're not really much of a football sity games, some of the players takes. Both were apparent against not they can get their offense in player if you can't get up to play tried to take on the role of lifting Penn State. gear figure to be the key for the Notre Dame. the team emotionally because that Hurrricanes in the next thtree "And they realize this." appeared to be one of the 'Cane's Said Herndon: "It's execution that weaknesses throughout the year. hurt us against Penn State. I think the offensive line played their poor­ "We helped them (the varsity) a est game of the season. Sometimes little," observed Jodi Vitale, a fresh­ we were missing assignments and Fresh men on Road, Too man "I think we had more spirit in sometimes we just weren't getting our games than the varsity did. the job done. Consequently, every­ "All we could do was hope it thing (on offense) went out the would rub off on the varsity." door." Tackle Bahama All-Stars Thomas expects a lot more from In that game, Miami also lost two From page 11 embracing all-star and champion­ his JV team, which was originally fumbles and had two passes inter­ ship game contests. designed for freshmen and transfer cepted, raising their number of uation at its peak, walk-ons could More of a goodwill visit than a players who are not eligible to play turnovers for the vear to 26, an well fill over half of the starting dead-serious, down-to-business varsity average of over three per game. spots for the Bahamian clash. In the matter, the UM contingent will four frosh-JV tests to date, howev­ enjoy an event-filled visit including "They (the JV) all showed prom­ Still, the offense has compiled a ise." he said, but felt the JV just er, walk-ons have been among the bus tours, social events, a visit to higher total offense figure than most impressive performers. Paradise Island (the tourist trap bet­ didn't have the raw talent. "The dif­ their opponents, 2,688 yards to Football in the Bahamas on an or­ ter known as casino royale) and ference between the JV and varsity 2,462, and this year's squad needs shouldn't be like dav and night." ganized basis has only been a reali­ even a beer blast right after the just three points to equal last year's ty since 1972. Since then, the gov­ game on the playing field. offensive output of 157. ernment has expanded the amateur Again, who said the varsity gets What then, with little chance of Mum, Hurricana TONY BLANK playing., would keep these players O.J. Anderson has amassed 696 program to include a regular league all the gravy? satisfied? yards on 166 carries for a 4.19 yard IN nn M;ili"> I ilzkcc ( illl'l (all I Ills I'tfKft average. E. J. Baker has tried 95 "I like to play soccer," said De­ EARTH tt tha registered trademark ol Kaiao Syitemet. Inc 197S, Kaiao Systems!, Inc. Boehmler "Sometimes it bothered . . . lluil'. .'e linn\ I iirnii nl thr i rnd\ tut I If passes and has completed 45 of me (not playing), but I like soccer, them for 683 yards. He has thrown so it didn't really matter." eight interceptions. Larry Cain's 15 receptions for 313 yards leads all A GIANT STEP pass receivers, while August trails "I just love soccer," added Vitale, forms. win in itself." who switched from goal-tender to "If we play as a team next year closely with 14 receptions for 309 "Brian helped us so much," said yards. right wing throughout the season Vitale. "He was full of confidence and nobody gets down on each FOR MANKIND. The Hurricane defense, mean­ "I figure that if I don't go out, then and though he did get down on us a other, then I think we have I while, has not allowed a rushing I'll never get a chance to pi play. couple times, he gave us mostly chance to be the best team in the touchdown in their past three "I'd just like to make a good im­ praise." state." games. pression." It must have been a difficult sea­ Maybe Thomas doesn't feel that Injuries might also prove decisive son for the JV's because of the Hur­ he will use too many of his JV play­ Though the team played just six ers next year, but with their hearts in the UM effort. As many as 10 gumes, many of these were with trie- ricanes' 5-5-1 varsity record. and spirit being as positive as they regulars missed practice this week, exact number of plavers, with even "Even though it was not a great assistant coaches Brian Killeen and season," DeBoehmler said. 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From page 11 all the frustration and vocal epi­ dent space is alotted on the sco­ thets. At State Tournament recard, players do not have to HOLE 14: "Or. Straub finds pla\ as capably as I know we can." record scores in excess of one his form." We match fours or By STEPHEN LOGAN (a total of four games) to the Uni­ Hurncana Spertl Writar versity of Florida before being elim­ digit. the par par three, but his is the "It's been something psychologi- The axe finally fell on the heads inated by the Gators of Universitv HOLE 2: "Or. I give it right way it should be done. of Florida. cal because I think we were scared of the University of Miami volley­ in death " back." Straub pulls even in the HOLE 15: "Or. Rick's on the ball team Friday as they bowed out "We didn't even give OUTM match, making four on the stick." Notching the first of quickly from the FAIAW State time to play." said Uscier. whose Miami played well along the front three pars on the four closing Tournament, held in Sanford. 154-yard par three, while 1 sky squad ended the season with a rec­ line, with Lisa Morelli and Wendy Staying over the night before the to a seven, notching the first of holes, Straub, doing his Tom ord of 8-12. "Some of Ihe girls did Foot* leading Ihe wav. tourney, coach Sue Uscier said her Weiskopf impression, has no nol seem mentally in the game many three-putt greens. team appeared "happy and ready to However, the setters in the back- HOLE 3: "Or, it was nice trouble with the 421-yard par play," but the Hurricanes faltered court were hurting, especially with­ "We came back and tied South four, while I have plenty, scor­ badly, losing two straight matches out the service) Ot Sarah Holt, *vM while it lasted." Straub pulls Florida, but it was only because ot ing six. injured an ankle shortly before the ahead for the first time and for their mistakes." good, shooting par four on the HOLE 16: "Or, ditto." Again. start of the tournament. 373-yard third, while I tally Straub pars the par three, me Miami did not even give Uscier Uscier attributes Miami's lack of five. finding bunkers that were Innertube Finals Here the chance of beating her old hustle to Holt's injury. school, Florida Technological Insti­ HOLES 4 and 5: "Or, why scheduled to be removed be­ cause they never come into play tute, who cruised to the champion­ "Vim could've heard a pin drop aren't I in bed?" Straub pars the Sigma Chi and Black Swans will Jefferson and Lincoln. I.XA and ship, beating Florida State in two out there on our court," Uscier said. 335-yard fourth and fives the and shooting six. vie for the co-ed innertube water PEK seem strong. games. 375-yard fifth, while I take a HOLE 17: "Or, thank heavens polo championship Sunday at 3:30 And in the other men's volleyball The rookie coach was helpless as mini tour of the landscape in we're almost done." Straub p.m. at the Student Union pool division, ZBT is undefeated to lead It was a disappointing finish for she saw her learn, with solid early looks bad in making seven, but In racquetball, the men's semi-fi­ one loop while .IAPPIC and PR are the Canes, who never fully reached Mason expectations, fall apart mid* carding seven and eight. But the nals will be Nov. 30 and the finals light for the other. their potential. way through the year. But the best is yet to come. I'm even worse, invoking Iggy's Dec 4, In women's action, semis (tinging, two-game elimination, HOLE 6: "Or, what's so hard Rule after pulling my Lloyd will be Dec. 3 and finals Dec. 8. "Before the tournament, some of seemed to push her to the limit. about this game?" I get three Bridges act, dumping three In women's volleyball. FIX. Spik­ Fraser Guests the coaches who came to watch ers and Black Kittens lead the three said we should breeze through it," "We just were never in il, she shots back when Lick skids to straight into the drink, having to hide my head while record­ leagues, whikc Roadrunners and Uscier said. "But we sure did not sadlv admitted. an eight on the hardest hole on Dynasty also loom strong. ing only nine. Oh'Sports Talk' the course, the 368-yard par Co-ed volleyball sees a close bat­ four. Putting an eight iron to HOLE 18: "Or, lets get outa tle between FF.C, Purple Threads Ron Fraser, UM baseball coach within five feet, I blow the par here." Straub's third par of the and Biggy &. Co. in one leagw and since 1963 and one of the most suc­ closing four holes gains him an­ Turkey Wads by themselves in the cessful pilots in the intercollegiate putt, but Rick gives me five for other. my five. other two strokes as I challenge ranks, will be WVUM sports direc­ a coconut tree and lose badly In men's volleyball, Sigma Chi, tor Scoop Siman's guest on "Sports HOLE 7: "Or, stalemate." We ZBT, RSMAS and Purple Threads Talk" Monday from H:20 to 7 p.m. JnthMUrk both shoot six on the 375-yard for six. lead their respective leagues and are Phone lines will be open al par four. Again, the best is yet Final score: Course 2. Players all unbeaten while Cleveland and 284-5786. to come. 0. Straub 93. me 107. 1 was ° PIZZERIA HOLE 8: "Or. Steve Golliher. feeling pretty good until Straub CORAL PARK CENTER KENDALE LAKES CENTER hit me with the back-breaking 9770 SW 8th ST. 10% OFF 13712 S.W. 84th St. watch out!" Rick takes four on 228-9381 blow. 270-1423 the 197-yard three par, while I CHERRY GROVE CENTER WITH BIRD ROAD CENTER appear headed for my first in­ You mean high score doesn't 987 K e ,Dr 8393 Bird Ro*d ^95 8 808" U OF MID 226-7018 vocation of Iggy's Rule. Howev­ win? er, a chip shot from lumber country goes around six trees, through three more and settles four feet from the pin. Saying that was exactly as planned, l hold my laughter and can the putt for three and my lone par. HOLES 9 and 10: "Or, noth­ ing fancy." Rick picks up a stroke, parring nine to my five while we each take bogey fives on the lour par 10th. At the turn, Straub sits with 48, me at 52, his generosity in giving me 15 shots per side looking shakv. HOLES 11, 12 and 13: "Or, why'd vvc play more than nine?" Higher stores than Rus­ sian judges give Russian divers at the Olympics are turned in, Straub picking up one shot in

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By DAN VOSS the four British guys and Talley are "The trip brings the team togeth­ When the 'Canes return from Ec­ Hurncana Sperts Writar a fine addition." said Diaz. "They er," says Rees. "We train intensive­ uador, they will open up their dual add a lot of depth to the squad." meet season againstSouthernlllinois A big question crops up in the ly, but still have time for fun — it Back in form from last year':- gives the team unity." on Jan. 12th. mind of the men's swim team this team are two more of Britain's fin­ vear — how much will the loss of est, Paul Naisby, junior breaststrok- David Wilkie hurt the Miami swim er and senior butterflyer Sean program? Maher. Gal Golfers Go for Glory "Wilkie is definitely a big loss — Along with Maher and Naisby, ju­ tie can't be replaced," said coach nior Steve Pomerantz, a freestyler, Bill Diaz, now entering his seventh and senior backstroker Kevin Mc- year at the helm of the UM ship. Garrity are the seasoned vetes that At Palm Beach Invitational But Diaz will not allow that one Diaz will have to count on for From page 11 Munz is realistic. "In the respect of element to sink his ship and keep the overall program being better, points. Two of UM's Palm Beach en­ his team from becominR an NCAA In addition to fine swimmers, that's not so bad," she says, "but for top 10 finisher for the fourth year trants, Munz and Cindy Kessler, me, I've just got to play better — coach Tom Gompf may have one of played on that course as members in a row, the team ninth the last the best diving squads in the coun­ because they (teammates) sure three years. of the state championship quintet in aren't going to play any worse." try. All-American Greg Garlich is April, so they've seen the course "He (Wilkie) did his job." said back and has already proved he is The accounting major discounts Diaz, "now we have a job to do." and conquered same on occasion. pressure as a factor in trying to an NCAA point-getter, but he will Joining those two will be senior Besides the loss of Olympic star need some help from diving team­ move up in the peck order. "For me, Wilkie, Diaz will have to replace Diane Mercure and freshmen Deb­ being a senior, there's no pressure mates Dan Olson and Gene Mcln- bie Hoffman and Lin Miller. Munz the likes of Steve Lichtner and tyre. except personal. I don't intend to go Chris McKee. Both were All-Ameri­ and Hoffman deadlocked for team on the tour, so for me, school is "Garlich should be one of the top honors at Hollywood in the Dade can swimmers. three NCAA divers this year," said number one. Searching for points this year, the North tourney, Munz shooting Diaz confidently. 77-80—157 and Hoffman reversing "I try to devote as much time to Godfather of the UM waters will However the key to the success of Can Ut'os Kirk PepfMN golf as I do to school and right now, depend on his returning vets and a the rounds for the same total. the swim team may fall on a couple ... Itintiilistiiiiti' spari.Ha ... /oinl sprinter For Munz, having spent the fall as I'm putting all I have into golf. For host of new recruits. of sophomores and their ability to me, there's only personal pressure "We have most everybody back, the sixth person on a team in a sport pick up some of the scoring slack. right now," Peppas said. "The loss going to have." which is able to take only five to go out and shoot respectable including a great diving squad," Kirk Peppas in freestyle and Gary "We have this meet every year." scores. Diaz noted of his crew. of Wilkie is going to hurt and we members to major tourneys has Rees, a long distance free specialist don't know how the foreigners and Diaz added, "just to see what times been a new experience for someone "It's not winning so much as The new additions to the Hurri­ are the two. the guys turn in." going out and shooting numbers," cane family are four former British Talley are going to do." who is a three-year veteran of na­ Rees was last years walk-on sur­ Rees agrees with Peppas, "Wilk The swimmers will begin their in­ tional competition representing Munz summed. "If I go out and Olympic swimmers and Ohio All- tensive training when they begin shoot the score I go for, say 75, and American Richard Talley. prise, but a lot more surprises will was one of our main scoring people, UM. be needed by Diaz, whose team will but the recruits have got to help this their'trip to South America. Leav­ "It's kind of depressing," Munz that's good enough to win, fine. If I Talley specializes in the back­ ing Dec. 29, they will spend a week shoot the numbers and it's not good stroke, but will be called to do the face powers like Alabama. Tennes­ year. confessed. "It's really not that I'm see, Florida and Florida State dur­ "We do not have the one super­ training in Cali, Columbia and then playing and worse, it's just that the enough to win, that's fine also. For 200 freestyle and individual medley. travel to Quayguile, Ecuador for an­ me, the numbers are important." The four freshmen via Britain are ing their dual meets. star this year," said Peppas, "But caliber of golf at this school has got­ "It is going to be a rough season," maybe by the end of the year we other week of workouts, returning ten so much better." Gary Abraham (free and fly), Kevin Jan. 11th. And signing scorecards. Burns (free sprints), Pete Lerpiniere said Peppas. "We have good fresh­ will have one." Married two years next month. (backstroke and individual medley) men, but will have to work and "It's all a matter of if we can do 'and Duncan Cleworth (individual train harder than ever." it," says Rees, "we have the depth medley and free). The Hurricanes are working out and talent." three times a week on weights and "The team is looking very good, Diaz feels that this year's squad are training in the pool six times a may have the best attitude of any of week. his teams. "They want to prove to "This year the team seems to be themselves that they can win with­ Turkey Trot in bettershape than last year," said out Wilkie." WANTE Rees. "The workouts are longer and On Dec. 3, Diaz will get an indica­ harder but the team is relaxed." tion of his team when they compete Both Peppas and Rees feel that in an intrasquad meet. NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING SALESMEN Set Tuesda the new recruits will have to come "The meet is just for fun," said y through. 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DEADLINES ARE TUES­ ask for Daryl O.CA.T. TYPING: 85-. per page (except 1st 34 HR. JAZZ INFORMATION semester — townhouse — $140 per DAY AT 5 PM FOR A FRIDAY Preparatory Course. Sheldon N. Rose HOTLINE 887-4683. LOST: 30" gold chain on Sun. Nov. 7 page (n) $1 50) 448 3359 ISSUE AND FRIDAY AT NOON month. Sorita 284-5760 Educational Center; 945-3347 - at So. Miami Art Show. Sentimental FOR A TUESDAY PAPER. COST Expert alterations of all kinds; both Typist wants work: term papers, item. Owner heartbroken. Reword of­ IS 10c PER WORK WITH A $1 male and lemale clothing. "Phyllis' SERVICES fered. Call Joan at 858 4000. TYPING angry notes, theses, letters home, MINIMUM FOR EACH IN­ Alterations," 5849 Sunset Drive, 667-' ELECTROLYSIS — Free Consultation dissertations, you name it. SERTION. 0100 I will TYPE your term popers. legal LOST: Beige UM notebook in billiard — Private — Reasonable — 3 mini, Reasonable 661 5515 INTFRNATIONAl STUDENTS! All room. Need lor finals! Call Jenny 666- work, financial statements, dissertations, CRAZY SALE to 7520 Red Road 661 4487 these, etc. Please coll Fran after 12 pm ElECTRICAl APPLIANCES ARE 0576 Experienced Typist available at AVAILABLE 110/220 Volts 50/60 CRAZY JOES SICK SALII electrolysis Center; smoother com­ 595-1395 Cycles INCLUDING SHIPPING. Call home to type your term papers and Your choice ... In dash cassette or 8- plexion, sleeker arms and legs. 223-1029 trock with AM FM stereo $59.88; with MODELS WANTED Call Mr*. (Hart at 667-205? er resumes. Please call 2711627 Florence lowenstem, 9445 SW 40th push buttons $79 88 CB Radio $79 88. 251-5611 tor em part typing of THE OPEN DOOR is DM UM St 221-6555 CB antennas $ 10 88 (Installations) WANTED NUDE female models for the.es, popart, correspond student-manned inlormation rap cen­ Professional typing; cheap, last, ac­ Thurs.-Sun 685 7721 ext. 26A; Mon.- photography for national magazine. 24 Hit. JAZZ INFORMATION •IIC*. Prompt service curate, IBM electric — term papers, ter/hotline and we are looking for Weds. 821-6168 Not pornography — good pay — HOTLINE 887-46S3. dissertations. 661 0904 studeni volunteers now to train for details on phone. 446-4453; Sandy Rapid typing, prompt service, ItM Electric, term papers, the coming semester. We deol with EXERCISING TRAVEL SERVICE MOTORCYCLES theses, draft*, dissertations TERM PAPERS, EDITING. WRITING, problems ol any type, personal or EXERCISE CLASSES. The Slim resumes, manuscripts, letter*, EXPERT TYPING. CAU PAT 2710818 EUROPE ISP All AFRICA ASIA- otherwise, ond offer information nosium. 250 Catolonio Avenue, '73 RD 350 yamoha; good shape, $500. statisticals, general; 30 years Call 284 4118; ask for Fred. SOUTH AMERICA ond referrals for a variety of areas, Suite 100. 448 3359 experience. J Meyer, 4482152 including drugs, legal questions, 1976 Kawasaki 400. Low mileage and Travel discounts year round. Studeni Air birth control, pregnancy, abortion many extras. Must sell — now $825. Travel Agency, inc. 4228 First Ave., TYPING 24 hr. guaranteed service. 20 pages V.D , ond campus and community FOR SALE Call 667 1714 Tucker. Ga 30084 1404) 934-6662 or less. 85c/page IBM selectric. events. If you are interested in Backgammon sets at tremendous sa­ PERSONALS Reports & law papers. Experienced becoming an Open Door volunteer vings. From $12.50 to $35.00. None TUTORING Call leni 253 3488 Any Kind of Typing coll the Counseling Center at Higher. Values to $70 00 All Colors LAW SCHOOL Done for Students TIRM AND LAW PAPERS 284-5511 for a selection interview. and sizes. After 6 p.m. 666-4635. ask It is sure nice to have you back. Competition is tough! Get the Edge! 24 hr. Service tor Bob TVPfD. IBM. EXPERIENCED. All students except those graduating Love, Hay ISAT REVIEW. Thousands ol suc­ cessful students nationwide since 1971. PROMPT. MRS. GOODMAN. Pick-up & Delivery in May can volunteer, regardless ol HOUSEKEEPING MEDICAL SCHOOL in Mexico ac CAN VOU AFFORD ANYTHING IESS -1291. Also Notary Public maior or previous experience. This is cepting American students. Practice in THAN THE BEST?' Call l.S.A.T.' I'I, 5587137 an opportunity lor personal growth HOUSEKEEPER, live out 11 am the US. WHO listed, HEW approved, PREPARATION, Inc 538 0346 through dinner School age children. TERM PAPERS, TYPED, EDITED, while learning helping skills. 4 year course, loans available; for Must drive. Salary flexible. Call Mrs. December appointment in your area, SPELLING CORRECTED AC­ 1 ;.A.T. RALPH NADER WANTS VOU!! DO Traum 665 0507 call 219 996 4200 CURATE, REASONABLE, IBM YOURSELF A FAVOR AND JOIN Preparatory Course. Sheldon N. Rove SELECTRIC. 446-2382 Educational Center, 945-3347 FPIRG. x3919 IBIS Sigma Alpha Epsilon would like to thank the prime motivators of L.S.A.T. WANTED IMPORTANT STUDY ABROAD AN­ Any student who did not pick op last Homecoming: Harry, Chris, Bill, Jim, Preparatory Course. Sheldon N. Rose 1 NOUNCEMENT limited openings re­ year's Ibis can do so at the business TYPING, EXPERT EDITING, IBM Need some Cash Want to deliver main on CFS accredited Spring 1977 Von, Wayne, mot Chico), Paul, Jim, Educational Center, 945-3347 office SU221 Student ID required. EQUIPMENT, TERM PAPERS, food — Coll Dovid 858 1401 Academic year Programs commencing Mark and Scott, LAW, THESES, ETC. MRS. HART ORE PREPARATION Spring Trimester. Early acceptance is 448-0508 22 '; hours. $45; course repeatable WATERBEDS now open for Fall '77, Winter, Spring Bill snakes Mina for a Kappa — JOB OPPORTUNITIES free. Score 1000 by the second try Waterbed & Frame — Brand New — '78 or lull year '77 '78 in Moscow, Good luck Bob, Cook and Milkey — or your money back. Call (305) 854- PROFESSIONAL TYPING FROM Any Size — 5 yr. guarantee. $44.95. Salomonca. Paris, Di|on, Florence, EARN UP TO $3000 PER SEMESTER Hi Lii — And in this corner C.F. 7466 COPY OR CASSETTE. Thurs. — Sun Waterbed Outlet Perugia. Copenhagen, Amsterdom. OR MUCH MORE! Campus Reps won­ REASONABLE RATES. CALL 6857721 Vienna. Geneva, Englond lor qualified ted to post distribute for commission. Robert, LSAT LANE 854-7928 applicants in languages, all sublets Lines guaranteed to sell Aggressive PREPARATION COURSE including international law, bMSjMM Hope you'll soon get over your one WEAVING motivated persons. Few hours weekly. 1 All students in good standing eligible Send resume, $2, for job description, and only 20 hours, $70, Half of our students CLAIRE'S STENO A NOTARY 220 Miracle Mile, no 208; 2nd II — Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors mfo sheets, application forms, postage Your friend in Physics scored over 600 Course repeatable WEAVING INTRODUCTION Reports, manuscripts, letters, af­ Seniors. Grods. Good faculty referen & handling. Upon acceptance receive Eve, free. 70 pt. improvement by the se­ 1 month courses . $25 includes loom ces, self-motivation, sincere interest , coding number, memb. cord, work cond try or your money bock. Attend fidavits, applications, resumes, briels, rental. Big Cypress loom Co. 3043 study abroad international cultural manual free With first weekly com­ To the hostess with the mostest. first doss free, no obligation. Call marriages, etc 443-5585; 226-3374 Grand Ave., Coconut Grove. 446-1582 exchange count more with CFS fhon mission check receive your $2 bock. Forgive me, (305) 854 7466 grade point. For op WRITE:Nationwide College Marketing Down Services (NCMS), Box 1384, Ann G.R.E. plications/information: CENTER FOR Preparatory course. Sheldon N. Rose MIAMI HURRICANE FOREIGN STUDY/AY ADMISSIONS Arbor, Ml 48106 Dana, we want to wish you a happy N . p •> Orgar.,iatiai Educational Center. 945-3347 u* POItaul DEPT. N/ 216 S State/ Box 606' birthday. Much love, T R , Burton, et University of Miami Donald Allen Men's. Shop seeks part Ann Arbor MICH 48107; (313) 662- ol MEDICAL COLLEGE P.O. Box 8132 PAID time help. Inquire with Dave 665- ADMISSION TEST Miami rionda 1543 Dana: to a very special shookwms, Coral Gable*, Florida 33124 (MCAT) PERMIT No 438 APARTMENT f OR RENT Happy Birthday. Enjoy, enjoy. DENTAL COLLEGE Sound Advice is hiring salespeople — R C B. Studio and ' bedroom apartment for ADMISSION TEST full or part time — to sell Hi Fi and CAMPUS Call 665-0867 (DAT) giant TV. 6527610, Greg or Peter. AUT6M6BILES PLAYMATE CONTEST Complete Review Course. Taught by Specialist Sheldon N. Rose Now shooting lor the Playboy 1972 Pontiac, fully loaded, many Educational Center. 945 3347 extras, one owner. 38.000 miles, full Playmate Photo Contest $10,000 in power, air cond , oppt only. 532- LOST AND FOUND prizes Bruce Hutson 442 2887 or 232- 5804 2011 L.S.A.T. LOST: Olympus — OMI P'eporotory Course. Graph in­ '74 MG Midget yellow, with 8-trock ROOMMATES Comtra. Reward. I'm in terpretation — New Moth section — AM FM radii Mint condition — m^mmtsWrik ROOMMATE? legal reading — Reodmg recall — only $2500 Edie 665 8731 evenings d«tp«raf« RNi Pleas, coll Data evaluation -- Grammar. let us find the ideal roommate through 665-9611 or 284-4401; ottt Sneldon N. Rose Educational Center r professional screening Call 5V5-5867- 24 HR. JAZZ INFORMATION for Donna. 9453347 HOTLINE 887-468.1 Roommate Referrals ol Miomi m —«jr -'T, « af* " T LII PWJ llll •M.MW^ * I •—• "•3*rv-i ^•^vte-.waf^s^ aoaamt mmm jui arnmsMowaamam