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LSHS alhallaVolume 81, Issue 2 Partisan panic leadsv to negative campaigning Candidates turn to other methods as they desperately try to win new and undecided voters CAI/CWI teacher Mr. Roger Alissa Margett Anderson said. Features Editor Many people feel that the campaign commercials are As the presidential cam- less educational and more ac- paign draws to a close, des- cusatory. “I think that the ads peration in DC rises. Final are more about the other per- ads are released in a last at- son than about their own pol- tempt to sway voters in hopes icies,” junior Damon Yeutter of securing the presidential said. “It seems like almost candidacy. all of them now are why the Campaign advertise- other candidate is so bad,” ments are not only being run Anderson concurred. more frequently, but a definite With voting day in sight, with the election drawing so close, the candidates are growing more and more brutal shift can be seen in the com- political groups seem to be photo art by Amelia Dickson mercials aired on TV. “I think willing to do anything to en- have an effect on people, but the opposing candidate, but tive ads make the candidates that the ads have started to sure their candidate’s ticket. those are the ones who only also on the side of those who seem like this is less about the be more of an attack towards “They are trying to really take look at the ads and don’t look release the advertisements. “I country and more about just the opponent. They are more advantage of misinformed further into the issue,” Salz think it looks more negative winning,” Yeutter said. directed at highlighting bad people and undecided voters said. towards the entire party, in- Whether the negative things about their opponent by deceiving them,” Ander- Students who are voting stead of just the candidate. It advertisements are more ef- than about actual issues that son said. In the final days be- for the first time are also more is not just McCain and Obama fective than positive ads or concern the rest of us,” se- fore the election, the facts are at risk of falling for deceptive writing the ads,” Salz said. “It not, it is evident that many nior Sara Salz said. liberally stretched now more advertisement. “I think [first makes it seem like they are people want to see a change Advertisements released than in past months. “A lot of time voters] could be real desperate and so they have to in the final advertisements. by various political groups the time the ads are only half- susceptible, if they have not make low blows like that”. “I would like to hear more have strayed from stressing truths or they are taken out seen campaign strategies in Spiteful presidential ad- on what they stand for than the positives about their can- of context,” Salz said. the past, to more easily buy- vertisements lead some peo- what other people say about didate. “I think I have seen Negative commercials ing into the campaign ads,” ple to believe the presidential them,” Salz said. more negativity and less fo- are responsible for swaying Anderson said. candidates have lost touch cus in what the candidate can many undecided voters each Negative advertisements of what is really important. do and what they stand for,” election. “Negative ads could don’t just reflect poorly on “The majority of the nega- In this Issue:

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volume 81, issue 2 page 1 news LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla College admissions More than just an application Statistics also put into you, instead of the other stu- GPA, and more than SAT in AP is more likely to succeed Beau Castillo perspective the importance dent who goes home and does scores, would be the cur- than the student who only S t a f f R e p o r t e r of SAT scores. Statistics nothing. riculum quality,” Willie said. took basic courses. Having the show that of the SAT math Aside from getting in- “[Colleges] want to see that 4.0 GPA isn’t as glamorous In this modern era it scores in the middle range of volved and scoring high on you are preparing yourself for if your class schedule does doesn’t come as a surprise to students that were accepted the SAT, when does what we college level classes by taking not have any rigor. In other see dynamic students driven into the University of Wash- do every day at school come more challenging classes like words, receiving an overall for success. With teachers re- ington in 2005 had a range of into the picture? the honors and AP classes.” GPA of 3.6 with a schedule ceiving class lists for honors 560-600, whereas in 2008 stu- “More [important] than Colleges find that the student including AP and honors is and AP classes that are longer dents had a middle range of better than a 4.0 GPA that each year, it was inevitable 590-670. These spikes denote does not include challenging that a spike in college applica- a change in what expectations courses. tions would occur. Students colleges have, and how high So why are colleges bas- strive to gain admittance to the bar has been raised. ing their decisions so much their dream college, and re- With more options for col- more heavily on these fac- alize that just being average leges to choose from, straight tors? With more students may not cut it. But why is GPA (grade point average) applying, and only a certain average suddenly not good isn’t enough. The college ad- number of slots to be filled, enough? Over the course of ministration may ask ques- the competition to get admit- the last five years, college ad- tions such as: How involved ted has grown fiercer. “I defi- mittance has become increas- were they in school? Did they nitely think there is quite a bit ingly difficult. A few variables get involved with clubs? How of competition because there have been thrown in the equa- much community service did is only a certain amount of tion to create this situation. they complete? The answers people that can be admitted Higher SAT and standardized to these questions may ulti- into the college,” senior Troy test scores, better GPA’s, and mately decide your fate. Kilburn said. This competi- more students involved in the “[Colleges] look and see tion hints at what prospective application process are just a if a person is involved, if they students are going to face dur- few reasons for the more dif- are able to take on the chal- ing admission, and what chal- ficult admission process. Each lenges of college that aren’t lenges are sure to surface. one of these factors plays a academically based. They As students continue drastic role in the colleges’ are looking for well-rounded their high school experience, decision to accept someone. [students],” counselor Mr. it is recommended that they But how do they directly af- Jim Willie said. So how does challenge themselves as much fect you and your admission one become well-rounded? as possible. Colleges will con- process? Getting involved with clubs, tinue to be more selective, “When I applied, it was completing the required sixty which means students must a little over thirty years ago, hours of community service reach the new standards. But but I have witnessed a lot of or more, spending your sum- the best advice, and also the changes,” Mr. Bruce Kelly, mer exploring things such as most simple, comes from ca- head of the English depart- working in a science lab, or reer center counselor Ms. Kim ment said. “[Colleges] place a any other activities that will LaFortune: “Do well in all lot more importance on stan- help you accomplish some- of your classes while you’re dardized tests. When I applied thing. These activities give an application to Western, found in the Career Center in high school and get good the SAT’s weren’t required.” colleges a reason to choose grades.” Bringing Halloween to the hallways What you need to know about costumes at school Emma Derus [of the student],” Bushnell said. He you do anything for Halloween.” also notes that Halloween is NOT an Many schools restrict the wear- Staff Reporter excuse to bring weapons to school; ing of costumes because they can For some, celebrating Halloween fake or otherwise. “Don’t carry big be distracting or disruptive. Oth- only after school cannot quench the sticks,” he says; “no swords.” ers don’t even allow the celebration thirst to dress up, so wearing cos- Repercussions for inappropri- of Halloween because of the re- tumes to school will become part of ate dress on Halloween are the same ligious conflicts that could occur. their October festivities. However, as those for any other day. Students “[Other schools] are way too students should take note that there will be asked to change their clothes uptight about those kinds of are some restrictions on costumes and wear those provided by the things,” Smith said. worn at school. While costumes are school, or call home for a change of Whether you think the allowed at school, the dress code is wardrobe. Multiple offenses, howev- rules seem strict for a holiday, still in effect. er may lead to suspension. The same or didn’t know the rules even al- Associate Principal Dan Bush- policies apply to spirit weeks, where lowed for dressing up, Bushnell nell warns that some students dressing up is heavily encouraged as assures students that wearing cos- “might need to make sure they know a display of school spirit. tumes to celebrate is perfectly fine. how to measure.” Skimpy costumes Students here have varying Though, he jokes, “when you’re as that do not pass the fingertip rule opinions on these rules. Some stu- old as me what most people wear (skirts/dresses must extend past dents feel the school needs to light- looks like costumes.” your fingertips when your arms are en up even more, and let the dress down) are not permitted, as well as code pass on costumes. “I under- those that contain sexual innuendos. stand why they have that rule,” se- Costumes promoting drug/alcohol nior Lilia Smith said “but I still find use or gangs/violence are also not it kind of stupid.” Others, like soph- an acceptable costume to allowed. omore Sean Perry, were surprised to wear for Halloween at school Along with the standard school learn students are allowed to dress dress code, masks are not allowed. up at all. “We are?” he asked. “All the “You have to be able to see the face schools I’ve ever been to don’t let photo courtesy of Conquest Theatre

page 2 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS news valhalla october 31, 2008 The war on the war Andrew McCrea The debate over the confl ict rages on Obama feels the opposite. He feels that withdraw- the defeat of terrorists. When Iraqi forces can safe- S t a f f R e p o r t e r ing now would not be considered reckless abandon- guard their own country, American troops can return This year, the two remaining presidential candi- ment. He feels that their government can fully oper- home.” dates have to express their plans for more than just a ate on their own, and should be fine without any help Although Obama’s supposed “wants” for Iraq few small issues. The Presidential debates give Arizo- from us after 16 weeks. are essentially the same, McCain says his withdrawal na Senator John McCain and Illinois Senator Barack This decision, and its aftermath, will affect every- strategy does not allow this to happen. Obama a chance to argue what would be best for the one in America, including students here. Though both politicians want what’s best for our American people. “I think there are benefits to both sides,” says ju- country, neither can completely agree on how to car- Perhaps the most important topic, apart from the nior Chad Andrews. “If we were to withdraw in 16 ry out such a task. present global economy, is how we as a country are weeks, then we would benefit in having no more mili- Obama’s reasoning behind wanting to pull out of going to handle the war in Iraq. Even though both tary losses, and the U.S. would benefit socially. The Iraq is that this war has gone on longer than both candidates agree that the best thing for both us and negative to withdrawal so soon could be a possible WWI and WWII. But from a strategic standpoint, the Iraqi people is to give power back to their govern- civil war, a dark mark on our honor as a nation, and time is only money, not casualties. So far, 4,000 Amer- ment, the issue is in what amount of time should this there is always the possibility that we can’t get out in ican soldiers have been killed in the Iraq war. Com- happen. 16 weeks. We have put too much into Iraq to be able pared to WWII, this is a small number, where the Obama feels, in summary, that the best option is to leave quietly.” casualty count hit 500,000 people. to pull out as fast as possible, about 16 weeks, and get With this debate, neither candidate has men- According to John McCain, if we leave Iraq in our troops home right away. McCain argues that this tioned that they would be willing to meet half way on the upcoming months, not only would the surge’s will cause more harm than good. He feels that if we this specific issue. The only thing that the candidates success be completely undone, but terrorist groups, rush such a delicate stage in Iraq’s history, then all of seem to agree on is our need for cleaner energy, not such as Al Qaeda and the Taliban, would once again our sacrifices as a country will be worthless. our need for clean hands. gain power over Iraq. McCain feels that a strict timetable is not in or- A portion of John McCain’s war strategy is post- McCain’s website says he advocates the suc- der. He feels that our soldiers should be brought home ed on his official website. It states that, “The best way cessful counterinsurgency plan that started in 2007. when, and only when, the Iraq government can gov- to secure long-term peace and security is to establish Obama’s does not, leaving this topic of debate with ern itself completely. He has not made any attempt to a stable, prosperous, and democratic state in Iraq that no clear winner. clarify when that could possibly be. poses no threat to its neighbors and contributes to Eclectic elect it Global goings-on What the Electoral College means for voters Nate Shipe up as a system that would allow ular if they so choose.) Caleb Schwarzmiller the public to vote for electors, who So, after the popular vote, News Editor S t a f f R e p o r t e r would then vote for the president. the Electoral College gathers and The world keeps right on turning, even if Ameri- Every four years millions of Each state is given a certain num- casts its votes, which decides the cans aren’t paying attention. Take a look at some of the most important events that have taken place recently Americans flock to the polls and ber of votes, based on their two president. If all goes well, the around the world: send in their votes to elect the new senators plus the states’ number votes are gathered together and President of the United States of of representatives (which is based officially opened in January, when Zimbabwe Treaty Talks Break Down—Zimba- America. The ballots are sent in, on state population). the next president is officially cho- bwean President Robert Mugabe failed to get his rival, the votes tallied, and a president is Now, since millions of Ameri- sen. But what if things don’t go Morgan Tsvangirai, a passport into Swaziland (where chosen. Kind of. cans go to the voting booths every well? What if there’s a tie? the meeting was to take place), thereby pushing off the negotiation between the two that was supposed to hap- You see, because the Electoral four years and still fill out their Since there is a total of 538 pen weeks ago until Oct. 27. The meeting between the College will not yet have cast its ballots, one probably grows curi- electoral votes then it is entirely two of them was intended to decide the terms of an vote on Election Day, the presi- ous as to what regular people are possible for each candidate to re- agreement to share power in Zimbabwe (after the elec- dent will not really be chosen until voting for if we’ve already got ceive 269 votes, causing a tie. The tions there were judged by the UN to be “neither free later. this handy Electoral College to do decision is then thrown to the nor fair.”) And what is the Electoral Col- the voting for us. What the poplar House of Representatives. Pakistan Ambivalent Toward Taliban—The new lege? The Electoral College was vote does is give something for Of course, due to the nature Pakistani President, Asif Ali Zardari, promised a “strong created during the writing of the the state representatives to vote of the Electoral College, it is sur- effort against terrorism” in his country. However, recent Constitution as part of a compro- for. Each state’s Electoral College rounded by quite a bit of contro- Pakistani Parliamentary debate has shown that a strong mise between people who thought members almost always vote for versy. It has allowed four different division exists among the lawmakers; many would like a purely popular vote would just whichever candidate got the ma- presidents to lose the popular vote to stamp out the Taliban and Al Qaeda, but many voiced be too reckless, and others who strong opposition to fighting an “American war,” and jority of the votes in their state. and still win the election, seem- stressed the need for “dialogue” with the Taliban, spe- thought Congress would have far (Note that there is no law binding ingly taking the power away from cifically. too much power if they alone were the Electoral College to vote for the people. allowed to vote for president. their states’ preferred candidate, “The electoral college is an Chinese Melamine Contamination Continues— The Electoral College was set and they can vote against the pop- outdated procedure. We now have The ongoing efforts of the Chinese to clear out the the technology for a popular vote. melamine—a chemical used in manufacturing that is highly toxic—contaminating their food supplies, in- It just undermines our vote,” se- cluding their exports, seem to be less effective than nior Kevin Cash said. many had anticipated. 1,500 dogs died in the past week “I think it’s good because there in China from kidney failure due to melamine poisoning. are so many [stupid people] in the More than 53,000 Chinese children have been hospital- US. I wish there was a better way to ized due to contaminated dairy products. There are four get the popular vote recognized… confirmed deaths from the chemical, and that number can only grow. I’d be against it if it weren’t for all th[ose people] in the U.S.” junior Mexican Prison Riot Kills 21—A mass fight Kazimir Wall said. between the inmates of a Mexican prison in Reynosa However, some people still (a town just across the border from McAllen, Texas) don’t quite get what the Electoral ended with 21 inmates dead, another dozen injured, and College is all about. “I don’t think police and Mexican National Guard ringing the prison compound. Relatives of inmates surrounded the prison, people should have to be elected at one point actually beating on the gates in an effort to go to college…” senior Chris to find out what was going on inside, Mexican offi- Roundhill said. cials said. No information has been released about what courtesy of donkeydish.com sparked the bloody confrontation.

volume 81, issue 2 page 3 opinion LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla A scholarly predicament How the economic crisis could alter funding for college tuition which students are applying for col- Boren’s statement holds a lot of er ways of earning money, students leges, getting into the school of your truth. If less money is given out by may have to rely less on their parents, choice has become overwhelmingly the government for students and their programs such as FAFSA, or scholar- more competitive than it has in previ- families, how will this pan out for kids ships, and try to look for alternative ous years. It’s even more fundamen- who’ve been accepted into a college? resources to fund college tuition. The tally important now than ever to have “DECA has scholarships for stu- way you’re going to be able to pay for Brian Toews better grades and that “special some- dents that are donation-driven,” said college will ultimately depend on your Staff Reporter thing” that will make you stand out senior Natalie Sagiao. “Since students financial situation, and unless you’re a from the crowd, which could get you are pinching their pennies, it’s less filthy rich scoundrel or a lowly bum, into the college. But how are you going likely that they will be willing to do- it’s pretty much tough for anyone Being a college-bound senior, I to pay for it? Answer: scholarships and nate to that scholarship.” right now living on “Main Street.” We understand and sympathize with the financial aid. However, with families This raises yet another question on can ask as many questions about the great universal pressure and demands across the nation pinching their pen- this complex issue. If students are not economic crisis as we want, but the my fellow students feel on a daily ba- nies and because of the over-crowding receiving money from scholarships, fi- answers aren’t easy ones. In the end, sis from high expectations, explicated of many schools, teens are beginning nancial aid or their parents, how will we’ll just have to wait and see what time and time again by parents, teach- to worry. Senior Chelsea Boren is one they pay for their tuition? happens. ers, and admissions officers. Those de- of them. Realistically they could apply for I think it’s fitting to say that hope- mands include achieving good marks When going to college, students loans, but there’s already a huge prob- fully whoever becomes our next presi- in classes, cramming for SATS and AP fill out the FAFSA form [Free Appli- lem with debt in this country caused by dent seeks to fix this economic crisis tests, and going through the painfully cation for Federal Student Aid] to see the unstable economic situation which with a well-drawn plan of action. repetitive task of filling out college if they qualify for ‘need based’ money is making it hard for many families to Families across the nation are not only applications. Scholarships and finan- from a government grant,” explains pay off said loans. suffering in their wallets but what cial aid are also a substantial factor Boren. “However, as a result of the Senior Brandon Gustafson turns could be a more important issue: their of the admissions process. But with economy being the way it is, the gov- his nose on the issue entirely. child’s educational future. the economy beginning to spiral out ernment will have a lot less money to “I don’t really need scholarships,” of control, how will it affect students give out the grants that are essential said Gustafson. “I intend to work man- seeking aid with college tuition? for funding many college students’ tu- ual labor all my life!” With the skyrocketing rate at ition.” Whether it is manual labor or oth- Are you politically clueless? Balancing your ballot me, to have a political conversation with some- one, then quickly realize that they have no idea Why is voting so important? what they’re talking about. party; Communists. So if you Instead of taking the time to enlighten live in this country, then pick a themselves or their peers, students back a cer- side. It doesn’t matter if your tain candidate based on information that’s ei- side is Republican, Democrat, ther insufficient or severely biased. Independent, or any of the oth- If you’re preparing to vote, or just want to er parties out there. If you don’t Emily Garvin stop looking like an idiot in your classes, you choose a side, you can do us all should embrace all sides of the political spec- Managing Editor a favor and leave democracy to trum, not just either-or. Andrew McCrea those of us who care. I won’t name names, but everyone knows For all you Obama-nators out there, did But if your excuse is that a the crowd of people (or one person in particu- you know that he has said he will retreat from Staff Reporter mere 133 votes isn’t worth such lar) that yells “Obama!” loudly at the slightest Iraq, no matter what advice his military advi- commotion, you should know provocation. You can also hear a “McCain-Pal- sors give him? Or that he will raise taxes before In our last election for state that 2.8 million votes were cast. in!” or two during an average school day. he lowers them? He has accumulated the most office, Christine Gregoire won And that still isn’t that many But how many of those people actually liberal voting record of any senator, despite his the position for governor, but coming from a state with a little know what they’re talking about? Definitely short time in office. by how many votes? Was it by less than 10 million people liv- not all of them. It seemed to be much easier to find oppo- a ten, maybe a twenty thousand ing within its borders. Gregoire “I don’t watch the news very much,” senior sition to John McCain. His voting record has vote margin? No, it wasn’t. The won by a margin of .005%. Madelyn Novak said, who went on to say that been in sync with George Bush’s 90 percent of number was 133. This was the That’s scary close. To give you she gets most of her news from Mr. Rodger the time, including voting for four out of the closest governor’s race in U.S. a little perspective, the presiden- Anderson’s CWI class. five budgets Bush proposed, adding up to 9.8 tial election has to be decided by Most students may feel that it’s okay to trillion dollars. And his biggest slipup: choos- history. at least a .4% margin. So right be uninformed of important political issues, ing the honky-tonk governor of Alaska who’s People who can get off their but with a history-making election less than a made so many mistakes that she’s practically a sorry butts and chose not to vote on, people of America! Not vot- month away, it would be absurd to keep believ- parody of herself. just because they think it might ing is totally worth it! Putting ing that. Sometimes you simply go along with what be a waste of their time are the outcome of other people’s “The issues will affect us whether we vote your friends or your parents think, never both- dooming this country, this state, lives in the hands of chance is on them or not, so it’s important to stay aware,” ering to see if those beliefs even make sense to an unpleasant term in the fu- just another ingenious move on junior Cameron Bacon said. He stays up-to- to you. And there’s also the problem of biased ture. Those people need to real- your part. date by listening to NPR. news sources (Fox News, anyone?), which can ize that more than just a couple The amount of stupidity “[Being politically informed is] pretty im- end up hurting you more than they’ll inform people will suffer. The majority that is in our society is unbeliev- portant, because if you don’t know anything, you. of the people will not be heard. able, in both parties. And this than your vote doesn’t really count,” said se- “I stay as up to date as I can, but not as People will have to pay taxes on isn’t just in our state. People nior Christian Erickson, who says he makes his much as I’d like to,” Bacon says. things they didn’t want to. Fami- are getting lazier and lazier. It decision based on who the republican candidate I’m no expert. But I watch the debates, lies will have a harder time send- doesn’t matter why these people is. I listen to the news and I listen to the world ing their kids to higher educa- aren’t voting- whether it’s ar- “I sort of just choose first and back [my around me. That’s all it takes. tion. People will have to pay for rogance or just plain unintelli- decision] up later,” he said. So think before you randomly form an you being too lazy to care about gence- but the fact is, by not get- That is, quite possibly, the worst way to opinion. Chances are you may find something yourself, and your country. ting out to decide the outcome come to a conclusion, political or otherwise. about your seemingly perfect candidate that If this whole voting thing of America’s future, they are And he’s probably not alone in his choosing. you don’t see eye to eye on, something that doesn’t work out for them, they putting the possibility of other I wish people like that would think before might be big enough to change your opinion, need to move to somewhere like people’s dreams at risk. they just formed opinions out of nowhere. and change your vote. China. People can’t vote there, There is nothing more frustrating, at least for and there’s only one political

page 4 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS opinion valhalla Trick- or- Treating: october 31, 2008 Not just for the kids Leave it to the ten-year-olds will find yourself in the neighborhood Halloween is a time of great fun for known for generously handing out full everyone, especially teenagers. Costumes, sized candy bars. I can’t think of a better pranks, parties, candy corn; it’s all amaz- way to make your arm sore than carrying ing. However, Halloween can also be dis- around a heavy, candy filled pillowcase. turbing. No, I don’t mean the fake blood Beau Castillo Prowling the streets on Halloween and scary masks. The disturbing I’m re- Nikole Harris night is a great opportunity to see how ferring to is the six foot three, 17-year-old, A&E Editor Staff Reporter people get into the spirit of the holi- nearly grown trick-or-treater. Everyone has their hobbies and ju- son why trick-or-treating over the age of It’s a safe assumption that, as a high day. Whether it be witches and ghouls, venile guilty pleasures; however, walking twelve is not normal is because you look school student, you experience stress on jack-o-lanterns, or fake spider webs, around a neighborhood asking for candy plain…ridiculous. How could a junior in a daily basis. With the pressures of the Halloween night is sure to keep your with a bunch of 4th graders just doesn’t high school not feel uncomfortable around SAT’s, taking the most rigorous classes, head turning throughout the evening. sound appealing to me. First of all, there dozens of nine-year-olds? I’ve heard a and filling out college applications, it is But Halloween is more than j u s t are always those senior in my sophomore geometry class hard to remember that once, your only the candy, creat- houses that run complain about being massively outnum- concern was learning how to ride a bike ing a costume, and out of candy bered by students younger than him. without training wheels. With so many seeing the festive and have to Nearly every senior would agree that be- stressful activities filling up our sched- houses; it is about turn their porch ing in a class surrounded by underclass- ule, we should thank the Pagans for cre- catching a glimpse light off, risking men would be uncomfortable; why would ating the tradition we call Halloween. It of what your the chance of being it be any less awkward to be in an environ- is difficult to find normal ways to pre- childhood was egged. The little kids go up ment with people significantly younger serve your childhood without people like. It’s hard to the door, realize there is than them on Halloween night? giving you strange looks. Halloween of- to remember no candy at this location, Even when I was in the 5th grade, fers you the opportunity to release the a time when and proceed to throw a trick-or-treating was slightly overrated. stress that holds you by the leash, and school didn’t fit. Just think, if you Sure, I remember the delicious candy that place you in the ideal childhood oasis; consume all of hadn’t taken that you can conveniently pick up at any gro- strange looks not included. Trick-or- our time, and miniature snick- cery store. But primarily, I think of the treating is the perfect event for having a stress didn’t eat ers bar from cold October air, having to cover up my good time and coming home with a pil- away at us during the house at costume with mounds of coats and sweat- lowcase filled to the brim with sweets, all times of the the end of shirts. At a party, you can show off your guaranteed to last you through the rest day. This Hallow- Inglewood costume, whereas while trick-or-treating, of this year’s late night study sessions. een, grab your F o r e s t , you wear it confidently until you just can’t some sev- stand the icicles forming from every ori- I view trick-or-treating as a fun and childhood by en-year- fice on your face. easy way of preserving your childhood. the reigns, and old would Why risk getting poisoned by eating Halloween allows you to express your take it for a have been an infected piece of candy from someone creativity, and dress in an intriguing ride it as long able to you don’t know, when you can go to Hag- costume that is sure to impress fellow as you can. have it. If gen and purchase delicious original can- trick-or-treaters. Kids and teens agree This sweet-tast- that doesn’t dies by the pound? that the primary motive behind trick-or- ing night only make you feel Do all of the annoyed parents and treating is to get as many sweets as pos- happens once a bad, then I don’t terrified little kids a favor on Halloween sible before the night comes to an end. If year. know what will. night: stay home and watch remakes of you conduct your research properly, you Of course, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, like we all art by Hannah Patten the main rea- know you want to.

The following letters are regarding the article “Dispelling the myth: Letters to the class of 2011” that ran on page 11 of Issue 1. They are printed exactly valhallapolicy Editor as received. Our Mission Statement: The Valhalla’s mission is to provide the LSHS community with Dear editors of newspaper, a quality, thought-provoking publication. In these efforts, the Valhalla has established After being read the two articles in class by my teacher I was furious. I’ve never several open forums for the exchange of information, opinions, and artistic expression been so disrespected by anyone at school. We have only been at this school for about a dedicated to those in the LSHS community. month and there is already rumors going around. I think it’s very hypocritical that all Editorials: The editorial section of the Valhalla serves as a forum for well-written, upperclassmen say you shouldnt waste time on rumors when you took the time to sit thoughtful, longer forms of expression. Signed editorials represent the opinions of the down and write something you have no proof of. What really makes me upset is that author(s). Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the majority of the Valhalla staff. you would put a picture of people that are “emo” or “gothic” or whatever you label them; Views printed here are meant to be opinionated and/or persuasive, but do not necessarily they dont even do hardcore drugs so who are you to judge? I do not feel welcomed at represent the opinions of the student body, administration, or school board. this school at all and neither does any other sophomore. But I will say that there was a problem last year with drugs, however, most of the users decided to quit because they Letters to the Editor: The Valhalla will generally print as many letters as space allows each issue. Letters must include the author’s name, signature, and class or position rela- are maturing and it was just a phase. Do not act like all you upperclassmen are perfect tive to the school. Typed or legibly handwritten letters are acceptable, but none should be and have never done anything to rebel. The reason students did this was all the teachers more than 400 words. The Valhalla reserves the right to edit all letters for space, ac- were treating us like we were kids and stupid. I understand that this wasn’t the right curacy, spelling, and grammar. We reserve the right to refuse to print any letters. Submit way to handle the situation, but we make mistakes and learn from them. We dont need letters to room 303, or email them to [email protected]. Letters submitted by to be reminded of the horrible year we all had at Cavelero so you all need to cut us some email should be pasted into the body of the message. We reserve the right to print all let- slack. I think we all deserve a BIG apology from both seniors and juniors. I cant imagine ters submitted, either in person or electronically. what the people that were experimenting with drugs feel like. I am very offended by this article and I have never done drugs. So maybe all of you can know your facts before tell- ing the whole school board false rumors. -Sydney Gellerson, sophomore Photographers valhallastaff Josh Brubaker Photography Manager Editorial Board Emma Derus VALHALLA, Katie Van Dyke Nate Lynch Your artical on the cavelero students is rude, untrue and discriminating! I don’t Editor in Chief care what you’ve heard about us cavelero kids, but what the heck do you even know?! Amelia Dickson Staff Reporters NOTHING. By writing that artical you just pissed off Alot of LSHS and gave it a bad Design Editor Kaila Alford name. you are being Idiotic! Summing your artical up you basically called us all pregnant Emily Garvin Blaine Bowman sex-crazed coke addicts! Do you even know what actually went on at that school? Ap- Managing Editor Brian Buzzo parently not because what did you mention that was good about Us? What about the 4.0 Beau Castillo students? What about all of the good things!? seems LSHS doesn’t have everything to- Nate Shipe News Editor Brad Dickson gether you’re no one to talk! How about the statue artical? Al least cavelero didn’t blow Alissa Margett Features Editor Andrew McCrea up anything! you’re “sure the class of 2011 is a good bunch… deep down somewhere”? Scott Larson Sports Editor Ryan Rincon what is that about? What about Danica Esue last year, fooling everybody about her Nikole Harris A&E Editor Caleb Schwarzmiller pregnancy? you supported her! When you found she was not pregnant thats when you Heather Zebroski Opinion Editor Brian Toews supported her. Well , Cavelero students did NOT INTENTIONALLY get pregnant! Cassie Hesch Business Manager That artical does not go both ways FIX IT!!! Advisor Contributing Artist: -Kimberly Bainer, sophomore Tiffany Lagant Hannah Patten volume 81, issue 2 page 5 a&e LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla Beat boredom this Halloween with of the eight frightening fl icks Playlist Kaila Alford photo courtesy of z.about.com Issue S t a f f R e p o r t e r Heather Zebrowski O p i n i o n E d i t o r It’s that time of the year again. The only time when renewed interest in the supernatural in films, it was it’s socially acceptable to walk around covered in also the last decent movie Bruce Willis ever made. Being aware of different types of music is very im- fake blood and eat your weight in sugary candy. Af- “I see a dead career.” portant. The Playlist of the Issue is here to help you dis- ter all of the parties have ended and the neighbors cover bands and find a love for different genres of music. have turned off their porch lights, the one thing Slashers In this Playlist of the Issue, 20 random songs have been needed to complete this year’s holiday is a good selected in many different genres that, hopefully, you can fright flick. So here’s a run-down of all of the hor- Halloween (1978) – The movie which every plot relate to and love. There are four songs by local bands ror movies you need to see at least once. in every slasher film is based on. Pretty Girl and (The Oregon Donor, New Faces, The Globes, and The her friends are stalked and butchered by crazy se- Lonely Forest) that can all be found on Myspace.com. The Classics rial killer on Halloween, only this time Serial Kill- other 16 can be found on iTunes. The Playlist of the Issue er happens to be Pretty Girl’s older brother. Rob has something to offer for everyone Psycho (1960) – The very film that started the Zombie’s 2007 re-make isn’t a complete waste of slasher genre, Psycho is a must-see for any suspense time, as long as it isn’t mirrored to the original. It fan. Not only is it one of Hitchcock’s finest, but it pales in comparison to say the least. also conveys the important message that, after en- countering a creepy motel owner with a psychotic Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1973) – Hey, here’s a dead mother, you shouldn’t randomly decide to take new one! Pretty girl and her friends are driving a shower. cross country. It plays out accordingly except that this time, there’s an entire family of loonies, lead by 1. The Oregon Donor “Conquistadors” Die, Die My Darling (1965) – One of the lesser power-tool wielding “Leatherface.” The shaky cam- 2. The Higher “Can Anyone Really Love known classic horror films, the movie centers era effects give it a realistic and even more fright- Young” around a young woman whose dead fiancé’s mother ening feel. Don’t bother with the 2003 re-make: it’s 3. Atmosphere “Yesterday” holds her captive in an attempt to prepare her to all glorified Hollywood and it lacks the grittiness 4. Shwayze “Polaroid” meet her son in the afterlife. Disturbingly creepy, of the original. 5. Dangerdoom “Benzi Box” it’s sure to engross any horror movie lover, or any 6. Death Cab for Cutie “Your New Twin person who just so happens to like the band The Blood and Guts Sized Bed” Misfits. 7. Brand New “Degausser” 8. Tickle Me Pink “The Time is Wrong The Devil’s Rejects (2005) – This film is probably 9. Devildrivers “Clouds Over California” one of the only instances in horror movie history in 10. Sublime “Ball and Chain” Ghosts, Demons, and other which the sequel outshines the original. The prede- 11. Bob Marley “No Woman, No Cry” cessor to House of 1000 Corpses, Rejects manages to 12. Tyga “Pillow Talkin’” Creepy Things be both gruesome and intriguing. The unrated ver- 13. Frank Sinatra “Fly Me to the Moon” sion might be a little too much, with the splattered 14. The Roots “Proceed” The Exorcist (1973) - One of the most commercial- remains on a highway and whatnot. It delivers what 15. Gorillaz “Dirty Harry” ly successful horror films of all time, there were re- fans have come to expect from a Rob Zombie flick: 16. The Lonely Forest “Lessons in Miscom- ports of theater patrons vomiting in the aisles dur- blood, brawls, and a whole lot of bad language. munication” ing screenings of The Exorcist. The tale of a little 17. New Faces “Impulse” girl being possessed by one foul-mouthed demon Saw (2004) – What is sure to become one of the 18. Sea of Treachery “Unleash the Serpent” is entertaining and an example of special effects at biggest horror franchises of all time, the Saw films 19. The Globes “The Glass Jar” 20. R.Kelly ft. Usher “Same Girl” their finest. Just don’t watch it on a full stomach. began as just a little indie gem with an entirely new premise. The killer really doesn’t kill anyone. He The Sixth Sense (1999) – It’s not exactly what one sets his victims up in little booby traps and lets would call a horror movie, but it certainly does leave them take care of the rest; with each film centering the viewer on edge. The Sixth Sense is a good old- around a new group of unlucky folks. After all, you fashioned ghost story, without the cheesy bump- can only watch that guy from Princess Bride attempt in-the night kind of stuff. Not only did it create a to unchain himself so many times.

Upcoming reasons to hit the cinema faced with a choice: either community service with arrives on the big screen. The story of a young Brad Dickson kids or jail time. Doing what they believe to be easi- girl, Bella (Kristen Stewart), who moves to her fa- est, they pick the kids, which turns out to be a big thers house in a small town in Washington. She S t a f f R e p o r t e r mistake. They are both assigned a child to mentor becomes attracted to the mysterious Edward Cul- and through helping the kids, find themselves. len (Robert Pattinson) who, yep, you guessed it, is Soul Men really a 108-year-old vampire. Edward at first is This is a comedy flick about two ex-soul singers Quantum of Solace against any kind of relationship, but, they eventu- (as the title so kindly points out), starring Samuel This newest installment to the James Bond ally fall in love and must overcome issues together. L. Jackson and the recently deceased Bernie Mac. legacy will be the 22nd film. It feeds directly off the Floyd (Mac) learns that a tribute video is being put “Casino Royale” storyline, and so you should prob- together in honor of their old band leader. There’s ably watch that before going to see this film. In this only one problem: he needs his partner, Louis, whom new action-packed adventure, Bond (Daniel Craig) he hasn’t spoken to in about 20 years. So if you are is looking for retribution on those who blackmailed, a fan of soul music, or just looking for a good laugh and indirectly caused the death of, his love Vesper this coming month, this movie would be a suitable Lynd. This mission pits him against Dominic Green choice. (Mathieu Amalric) who works for the same organi- zation as Le Chiffre. Green appears to be just a busi- Role Models ness man who cares for the environment, but looks “Role Models” is another comedy that releases can be deceiving… on the same day as “Soul Men”. Two salesmen, Dan- ny and Wheeler, work for an energy drink company. Twilight But when they wreck the company truck, they are The first book in the Twilight series finally photo courtesy of greenidesign.fi les.com

page 6 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS A&E valhalla october 31, 2008 Compiled by Heather Zebroski Music: a source of individuality Show Scene “What makes me of the Brian Buzzo unique is the fact that I Staff Reporter don’t need the approval of everyone in my school” ShowboxIssue Sodo: 1700 1st Ave. S. Chop Suey: 1325 E. Madison, Here at our school Robinson said. He lets there is a person dedicat- people listen to what they Seattle Seattle ed to every type of style. like, and nobody bothers Dragonforce, with Turisis & The 88, with special guests One of senior Devin him about what he likes. Powerglove 11/4/08, 8:00, $14 Robinsons favorites is the It would seem pointless

11/3/08, 6:00, $28 band Fear Before. It is an to try and appease every- Mudvayne El Corazon: 109 Eastlake Ave. experimental rock group one said Robinson, he just 11/17/08, 7:00, $31 E. Seattle from Colorado that first wants to be happy with All Time Low, with Mayday Pa- entered the scene in 2003. photo by Emma Derus himself. The kids inter-

Showbox Market: 1426 1st Ave. rade & The Maine Devin has liked them erywhere he goes. Even viewed both agreed that Seattle 11/7/08, 7:30, $18 since hearing his first when he was being in- our schools understand- song off of the album, ing and acceptance for Method Man & Redman Ludo, with The Higher, Eye terviewed he had one ear “Odd how people shake”. covered by his earpiece. other styles make the en- 11/5/08, 8:00, $30 Alaska, and Army of Freshman “I listened to them, and “It [music] really helps vironment very chill and Underoath, with Saosin & The 11/8/08, 7:00, $12 really liked their style” me throughout the day, I comfortable. “ Devil Wears Prada Robinson said. can tune things out when 11/10/08, 7:00, $23 Tacoma Dome: 2727 E. D Robinson has all 3 of I’m stressed and just re- This Providence Street. Tacoma their CDs on his IPod and lax” Robinson said. Other 11/12/08, 6:00, $12 AC/DC listens to them every day. students don’t like that I don’t need the Devin feels a lot of bands particular style. “That Metrostation, with Shwayze, 11/30/08, 8:00, $89.50 put out worse and worse approval of ev- Tyga, & Cash Cash type of music doesn’t put albums after their first, me in a hyped up mood” eryone in my 11/20/08, 6:30, $20 Paramount Theatre: 911 Pine but Fear Before is nothing senior Nick Johnson said, Your Devine Tragedy, with Street Seattle like the stereotype. Rob- which is what he looks school. Faceless, Veritas, and Straight A Alanis Morissette insons favorite CD is the for. Robinson claims to Students 11/5/08, 7:00, $72 bands newest one titled know that there are a lot -Devin Robin- 11/28/08, 7:00, $10 OneRepublic, Augastana, The “the always open mouth”. of people who don’t have Music is a huge part the same taste in music as son, senior Spill Canvas, The Hush Sound of Robinson’s life, he has 11/11/08, 7:00, $68 him, but that doesn’t stop“ his IPod with him ev- him at all. The Lonely Forest A homegrown band on the verge of making it big Blaine Bowman the band to attend college) whose play- for sale- except for their handmade he left Braydn, a sweet, quiet man, to ing and John’s complicated piano com- demos, burned CD’s with handwritten entertain the audience. The poor guy Staff Reporter plimented each other perfectly as they sharpie titles, tucked in stapled bits had nothing to talk about but his cat, I don’t like concept albums. I don’t shreded through six intense songs. of tagboard. The album art is always which had probably gotten eaten by like serious bands, or piano-driven “God is Dead” stands out in particular, different- mine happens to have badly coyotes. They are nothing if not de- rock, or songs that try and convince and while its lyrics are deep- a song drawn pigeons printed off the inter- voted to their fans, even if it means en- me to do something other than have a about searching for reason in a world net in faded ink, talking about how cores played without drums (we were good time. So, it doesn’t make much that doesn’t necessarily make sense- hungry they are. forced to make do with clapping). sense that my favorite band is the the music reflects the hope behind the Their stage presence reflects their They are a band looking to make Lonely Forest. song. You simply can’t help but dance laidback vibe; they spend their set tak- a change in the world, to make some Or, maybe it’s just that when such to this catchy tune. ing requests and chatting with their friends, to put out good music. But enormously talented and unique mu- In 2007, their first full-length al- fans. Their shows are almost always if you don’t believe me, you can visit sic comes my way, silly prejudices like bum was released- the ambitious Nu- relaxed. And their equipment never them at www.myspace.com/thelonely- these just end, seeming kind of trivial clear Winter, a concept album billed as really works. One memorable night up forest, which currently has a great va- in comparison. a “space rock odyssey from another in Bellingham, John couldn’t get his riety of tunes up from all three collec- Together John Van Deusen (pi- dimension!” It’s about the end of the microphone to stop shocking him. He tions. You can also check them out live ano/guitar, vocals), Braydn Krueger world; or, at least, the decision to leave ended up having to put his sweaty sock in a month or two, once John gets back (drums) and Eric Sturgeon (bass), cre- before it can come about. It’s a com- over it, playing the rest of the show from his trip to Kenya. It will be an ate music that is, for lack of any better pelling story, and it garnered a rare in bare feet, and complaining about evening you won’t soon forget- even word, epic. With lyrics that tackle ev- rave review in the Stranger, which de- the smell between nearly every song. if only for the sweaty post-show hugs erything from the end of the world to scribed its sound as lush and epic.” For His guitar string broke too, and while they love to give out. Benadryl addiction, to the presence of three guys self-releasing an album, the he struggled to tune his other guitar, God, suicide and picnics with friends, music is larger than life— it’s easy to laid on top of their precise rock, it’s imagine the unnamed hero’s journey. hard not to get caught up in the dra- With tight drumming, lush piano and ma. And many others would agree. a great bass line to tie it all together, it With playtime and the support of makes for great listening. radio stations such as 107.7 The End They are now working on their and KEXP, they are exploding onto next album, We Sing the Body Electric!, the Northwest music scene with style. for a hopeful release in February. They Their journey to the top start- just got signed to Burning Building ed back in 2006, when they won the Records (the label that Chris Travis, EMP’s Sound Off competition. They of 107.7 The End’s old local show, earned not just recognition and pub- The Young and the Restless, works licity, but also the chance to put out for), and all signs point toward this their first EP, produced by none other being their best album yet. Propped than the legendary Jack Endino. En- up by songs like “We Sing in Time,” a dino has worked with a number of plea for the environment, and “Black- famous bands, such as Hot Hot Heat, heart vs. Captain America,” about find- Nirvana, Mudhoney and Soundgar- ing the courage to not commit suicide, den- but clearly he was impressed, and it’s shaping up to be a bit less dramatic was quoted on their Myspace page, than their previous effort, and harder saying, “These guys came out of no rocking. Taking a break from his key- where...and blew my mind!” board to pursue the guitar once again, The resulting EP, “Regicide,” is John’s playing is magnificent. simply brilliant. At this point they But, it’s the little things about this still had a guitarist (a fellow by the band that make is so appealing. They photo courtesy of vibe.com name of Tony Ruland, who later quit almost never have any merchandise volume 81, issue 2 page 7 news LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla Election What makes your candidate good, bad, ‘ or great? John McCain: 8 old or experienced? lower gas prices. This plan, however, has generated a Amelia Dickson lot of animosity between him and leftist groups, as lib- what do D e s i g n E d i t o r eral groups believe off-shore drilling would be harmful to the environment. When some members of the younger generation, Unlike rival candidate Barack Obama, McCain has you think? like senior Lindsey Hurt, look at John McCain they no plan for a troop withdrawal from Iraq. His plans think, “He’s an old guy.” Unfortunately for the Arizo- are to keep forces in Iraq “indefinitely” until they finish We polled seniors in na Senator, there are many younger voters who agree. the job properly, and can exit with a clear victory. CAI and CWI classes. But other young voters see something different when With the US economy being in poor shape, Mc- they look at his wrinkled face: some, like senior Taylaur Cain has put a lot of emphasis on economic relief. In These are the results: Nordhagen, see a vast amount of experience. It is no late September, he “suspended” his campaign in order overstatement that McCain has spent a huge amount to aid the government in trying to quell the crises with of time serving the country militarily and politically. Wall Street, and the failure of companies like AIG (an McCain entered the armed forces as a young man investment insurance company) and Washington Mu- after attending the naval academy. He spent 22 years tual (a large bank). He is a clear supporter of the $700 in total serving in the military. His time in service billion bailout plan, which was passed in the Senate and was filled with hardships, especially his time as a POW signed to law in early October. (Prisoner of War). He was captured by the Vietnam- However, McCain’s attention to the economy has ese after his plane crashed during a bombing mission in been criticized by many, especially when he almost 1967. During his time as a POW, he was denied medi- backed out of the first presidential debate on October cal treatment (he had broken his arms and a leg in the 2. He was further criticized when he failed to show crash) and abused by his captors. He wasn’t released up at the The Late Show to be interviewed by David for several years. Letterman. He used the excuse of being needed in Along with his military experience, McCain has Washington. He did, however, have time to be inter- vast political experience. He entered the United States viewed by Katie Couric. House of Representatives in 1982, and was inducted Because of his political views, Nordhagen is a defi- 83% believe that Obama will win the into the United States Senate in 1986. nite McCain supporter. “I voted last night, and I voted election McCain hopes to extend his political career by be- for McCain. I don’t think that anybody [my age] does coming the President. While he wasn’t clear [support him], though.” As a self-proclaimed Repub- 17% believe that McCain will win on one particular strategy, McCain lican, Nordhagen chose McCain because she, “agrees stated in the October 7 debate that with most of the things he says.” he would like to, “eliminate our Although Hurt is not old enough to vote, she dependence on foreign oil.” does not believe that McCain is the best choice for McCain promotes “drilling president. “I wouldn’t vote for him because I don’t on the outer continent shelves”, share his beliefs,” she said. a process more largely known As the race continues, McCain is sliding in the as off-shore drilling. He be- polls, and has already given up on winning Michigan, lieves that this process an important “battleground” state. Some strategists will eliminate US and political commentators have voiced dependence on the opinion that vice presi- foreign oil, dential nominee Sarah Palin a n d is doing nothing to help his case. 221 people would vote for Obama 87 people would vote for McCain 61 people would vote for someone else photo courtesy of media. herald-dispatch.com

page 8 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS news valhalla october 31, 2008 Obama nation? the White House and with that he other national issues such as educa- Brian Toews has made the following issues his tion that certainly hits home here top national priorities: the with- in Lake Stevens, when considering S t a f f R e p o r t e r drawal of American troops from programs under the No Child Left Iraq, energy independence, decreas- Behind Act such as the Washing- A graduate of Columbia Uni- ing the influence of lobbyists, and ton State Assesement of Learning versity and Harvard Law School, a promoting universal health care. (W.A.S.L.). well-known community organizer However, recently, those issues have “According to what [Obama] and a civil rights attorney, and an been tabled and instead our failing said in the debate last night [Oct. official who has served in the Il- economy has been the focus of at- 15] the No Child Left Behind Act linois state Senate and in the U.S. tention. has created no funding,” said Mr. Senate from 1997 to present day, With Vice Presidential running Darrick Hayman, history teacher. Barack Obama is the first African- mate Joe Biden in tow, an Obama ad- “Obama said there was no funding, American to achieve what was once ministration plans to eliminate the which implies to me that he would tional thought of as the impossible: the stagnant wages of American work- fund the requirements.” or glob- Democratic nomination for presi- ers by scrapping the tax cut system If elected into office, the Obama al, Barack dent of the United States. enacted by the Bush administration team plans to reform the No Child Obama and From the attendance of his ral- that gave those earning $1 million Left Behind Act by placing less em- his future ad- lies, to the number of his polls, and a tax cut over the middle class. The phasis on standardized testing and ministration have a even by the amount of his MyS- Senator’s plan to help the economy more on the improvement of readi- plan to tackle each is- pace friends, critics, politicians, and also includes enacting a profits tax ness for college and the workplace. sue with a specified plan American people of all ages have on excessive oil company profits to “I think because Obama and and policy if elected into shown their undeniable support give American families an immedi- McCain both try to distance them- the White House this No- for Obama’s campaign messages of ate $1,000 emergency energy rebate selves from the Bush administration vember. “hope” and “change we can believe to help pay rising bills, provide $50 they are at least going to alter the Students and staff in- in”. Obama has charmed and fo- billion to prevent 1 million Ameri- No Child Left Behind Act. I don’t terested in learning more cused the attention of millions of cans from losing their jobs, and know if that means stricter regula- about Obama’s campaign Americans with his smile and pub- providing a tax cut for 150 million tions or lessening the pressure on and solutions to issues can lic speaking abilities. Mainly, he has working families. schools, but you can expect to see check them out at www. sparked the hopes and interests of Although economically the na- change from either candidate,” se- barackobama.com. Americans across the country with tion may be in shambles, Barack nior Victor Simpson said. his intentions to reform politics in Obama has not forgotten about Whether it is big or small, na-

photo courtesy of swamppolitics.com Clash of the Candidates: Obama and McCain on the important i ssues Issue Obama McCain Healthcare Requires employers to offer coverage for all children, $2,500 tax credit for each person, paid for by taxing offer plan similar to that of federal employees for workplace insurance, doesn’t support national law. uninsured. Energy Get rid of incandescent bulbs, supports biofuel, clean Wants more nuclear power, and supports off-shore coal, hybrid vehicles, set radical new standards to cut drilling. Is looking into alternative energy sources. emissions.

Iran Wants direct diplomacy without preconditions with Tougher sanctions, wants preconditions in place before president, says it would set a good example for rela- talking with Iranian president. tions with other countries. Iraq Opposed war from beginning as well as the surge, Supported troop surge, doesn’t support time table for wants a complete withdrawal of troops by the end of withdrawal, open to permanent force in Iraq to keep 2009. peace. Taxes Raise taxes for the wealthy and corporations, tax Make Bush tax cuts permanent, cut corporate taxes, breaks and credits for poor and elderly. says he will balance the budget within his fi rst term.

Abortion Supports abortion rights. Opposes abortion rights, would overturn current rights, does not seek constitutional amendment.

Education Encourage universal Pre-K programs, change No More money for community college, parental choice Child Left Behind to de-emphasize test scores, tax of school, private school vouchers, right of parents to credit for college with community service. home school. Gay Marriage Doesn’t support constitutional amendment to ban it, Doesn’t support constitutional amendment, says wants states to decide on marriage, does support civil couples should be able to enter agreements to secure unions to give rights to couples. rights and benefi ts. Gun Control Supports general tighter restrictions on fi rearms and Voted to protect dealers from lawsuits and against ban on semiautomatics, voted to leave dealers open to a ban on assault-type weapons. Wants to uphold 2nd photo courtesy of media. lawsuits. amendment completely. herald-dispatch.com

volume 81, issue 2 page 9 features LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla Politics Club: a place for students to learn and share happens politically in our country. Beau Castillo “Even if students aren’t able to vote, S t a f f R e p o r t e r [Politics Club] is still a place for them to talk about politics,” senior Lindsey Smith said. The newly formed club has Campaign rallies, political debates, already taken the initiative to get stu- Sarah Palin- being informed Ameri- dents more involved. cans, students can likely identify what As the deadline to register slowly these three things have in common. If creeps up on prospective voters, the not, politics may not be your forte, but politics club made registering to vote for the other 1700 students here, Poli- available and easy for them. Of nearly tics Club offers various aspects that 140 students who are eligible to vote, students will find appealing. twenty-one seniors registered. While The club is designed to attract stu- twenty-one students doesn’t generally dents who are not only interested in cause jaws to drop, it is a significant politics, but who also want to become number when compared to how many more aware and involved with what students had previously registered to vote. seniors Aidan Borer and Chelsea Boren discuss political issues photo by Nate Lynch Mock Election- For students who remain undecid- ed as to whether they support Barack during club meetings that would ap- Students involved in this club em- For many students, the opportunity peal to anyone interested in politics. brace the idea of having more students to vote will not be available until Obama or John McCain, Politics Club Politics Club members work on the join. “It’s a good club for anyone who 2012. A simulation of the upcom- offers them the chance to learn about ing election has, however, been set each side. “It will be more of an effort mock election, discuss current events, knows a lot, who is really excited to up by the Politics Club. The “mock to analyze each side of the situation as analyze different political figures, and vote, or [is] sad that they can’t,” Bo- election” will be taking place in unbiased as possibly,” club president, discuss different political systems. Stu- ren said. “And it’s also a place for kids about week in all history classes. senior Chelsea Boren said. dents involved in the club agree that to come who want to know more, be Students will receive a ballot that But the analysis of each side is it is an interesting club, particularly more educated about where they live will ask them to vote for either not only for undecided voters. Voters because the topic affects the entire and become more involved.” Barack Obama or John McCain. The who have already made up their mind country. Students in politics club have If politics club appeals to you, now results of the election will then be can seize this opportunity as well. “Al- high hopes for this upcoming year. “[I is the time to join. “The more involved announced by intercom. This simula- though I’ve already made my decision, hope] to spread political awareness, you are, the better you are at shaping tion will give students an insight as I hope to learn more about both Mc- to share and collect information about your own future,” Smith said. to who our school would elect, if Cain and Obama before the election,” current political events, and to encour- Politics club meets every Tuesday every student could vote in the real senior Kate Palmer said. age participation in political events” at 7:00 in portable six. Be prepared to election. A wide variety of activities go on junior Sawyer Margett said. learn, discuss, and have fun. Purple and Gold: for the community at large Ryan Rincon tain high grade-point average, happen to wonder just how started that. Also of note is (for many people, less than and have been recognized as the Hall of Fame came to be? that the Purple and Gold Club one year) students who once Staff Reporter such. The Purple and Gold Club provided a brand new grand roamed the halls will have The Purple and Gold piano for the band last year. moved out into the world to Although there are many Club is a citizen-run booster For those students looking to experience life first hand, this clubs for the students to enjoy program for the school, ini- better prepare themselves for school is the community we around the school, perhaps tially formed with the hope their college career, the Pur- live in for the time being. This one of the lesser-known clubs of supporting education, ath- ple and Gold Club has provid- is the community that stu- that is responsible for spon- letics, and all-around student ed the tuition and support for dents, faculty, businesses and soring many school activities achievement. Through the the SAT prep classes that are other residents alike all share is the Purple and Gold Club. Purple and Gold Club, com- offered. and exist in. Ultimately, com- This club, known primar- munity members and busi- While the Purple and munity and business contribu- ily for contributing to the ath- nesses are allowed to con- Gold Club has provided for tion to a cause as local as its letics of our high school, is also tribute donations and charity the school as a whole, it’s high school will turn around responsible for funding many goods and services with the also well known for support- and be beneficial for the whole of the other great features as goal of student success in ing students individually. community as Lake Stevens, well. It seems, however, that mind. This has allowed many Through this booster pro- Snohomish County, and even many students aren’t even, or students to reach their full gram, individual students Washington State continues are at least dimly, aware that potential, when they may not receive personalized help, to thrive with the well-round- the Purple and Gold Club ex- have been able to otherwise. whether it is academically or ed individuals continually ists, or at least what it stands Along with support in financially. During the last emerging from the school. for. “I think I’m part of it, I funding for many school school year alone, the Purple For years the Purple and don’t really know,” said senior athletics in general, includ- and Gold Club supported over Gold Club has played an in- Josh Majerle. ing funding a batting cage, one thousand students. With creasingly critical role in the Often there seems to be sponsoring a summer sports their help, these students were success of our high school and a misconception about the camp, hosting Gold Tourna- able to achieve success they community at large. Surely Purple and Gold Club versus ment (raising over $10,000 in may never have known to the they deserve to be recognized being a Purple or Gold honor the process), and providing a degree that they experienced in the appropriate manner. student; they’re not quite the video analyzer for coaches, with this extra boost. same thing. Being a Purple the Purple and Gold Club has Why might this be impor- or Gold honor student means assisted the school in numer- tant to you? While it’s true that you have achieved a cer- ous other ways as well. Ever that in less than three years

page 10 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS features valhalla october 31, 2008 “I know people sing in the shower” A different kind of music club establishes itself at the high school Brian Toews is to harvest out potential student’s Staff Reporter lyrical and musical abilities. You nev- er know who you’re going to sit next As I sit at a desk during lunch, my to in math class. It could be the next fingers are tapping to a soulful voice Ashanti or Elton John,” he said. that booms over a pair of earphones. Fela plans to hone the craft of The track I’m listening to is entitled, students who want to work on writ- “Walk Away,” and the voice singing to ing songs and performing them. Po- the catchy beat is that of Hayley Lar- ems are kosher too. According to Fela, sen, who graduated last year. She’s ac- anything that involves lyrics will be an companied by a second voice, one more important focus of the club. Record- confident, playful, and cocky. That ing will be a major part of the club as second voice belongs to senior Fela well. Soon Fela will be recording with Yepassis-Zembrou, who’s standing local punk band, A Global Killer. not to far away from me waiting idly Neil Proff, the club’s advisor and for me to finish listening to the track school band leader, has been assisting he’s not only helped sing along to, but Fela by trying to do as much as pos- recorded as well in his studio at home. sible to get the club running. I’m wowed by the production value of “I meet with Mr. Proff every Songwriter’s Club founder and president, senior Fela Yepassis-Zembrou the track. It’s as if I’m listening to a morning first period since I don’t have photo by Emma Derus song straight from the radio, which in a class during that time. We go over The fundraiser/dance was suc- Fela’s excitement is evident when Fela’s case is a contradiction. technical aspects of the club.” said cessful because of the large turn out. he discusses the help he can give to “I didn’t like what I was listening Fela. “We’re currently working on a “There were people that came to the students and the chance he wants to to on the radio,” said Fela, “that’s why new song to promote Viking Pride. dance all the way from Tacoma to sup- give them to create their own music. I decided to create my own music.” It’ll be sick.” Fela praises Proff for the port the club, whether they liked it or Fela exudes a certain charm about him. Although Fela may not like it, he support he’s given in getting the club not,” joked Fela. He’s professional, passionate, and so cannot escape the fact that the quality off to a good start. Though the club has been given confident it’s a little intimidating, but and sound of his music is as profes- “Yeah, he’s a great guy,” an- an official “ok” by ASB, Fela knows the in a good way. Ultimately Fela shows sional as the kinds of songs you would nounces Fela, as a happy toothy grin club still needs modifying. a genuine love for music with his re- hear over air waves. This is the kind of spreads across his face. Fela has also “I want to build a stable base and cordings, production, and lyrics. He’s professionalism Fela intends to bring been fundraising to promote the Song- home for the club before we start ac- giving students the opportunity by in- to the new club he has created at the writer’s club. cepting members,” said Fela. “After spiring them to find the voice within high school: the Songwriter’s Club. “I hosted an all high-school dance that’s taken care of, I urge students not themselves, even for those who only But what kind of club is it? in Edmonds last Saturday [Oct. 18] be shy and try it out because I know sing in the shower. “My intentions with this [club] and it was Masquerade themed.” people sing in the shower.” Drug of choice: NHN open mic Pitkin said. NHN has been a program here since 2002, the Heather Zebroski year Pitkin joined the school from Snohomish. NHN was introduced in 1999 while Pitkin was working Opinion Editor in Snohomish. “It was an idea of a student,” Pitkin said. While some kids are out in the bushes behind “People can help out at open mic. The main thing school smoking or making other unhealthy choic- people can do is just participate,” Pitkin said, “Its open es, some kids are doing something responsible, like to everyone. We want wider participation. I’ve heard NHN open mic. “The open mics are made to give great poetry at open mic. People can come up to the something for kids to do besides drugs,” Caleb mic and sing to their IPod or sing a capella. Our goal Shwarzmiller, senior and president of the Natural is to always get more people involved. There are a High Network club said. lot of natural highs that people can have and a lot of Open mic is held the last Friday of every month healthy risks people can take,” Pitkin said. “I would (with an exception of November and December be- like it to be as diverse as possible.” cause of holidays) in the auxiliary gym, PAC center, Open mic gives students an opportunity to have or the lunch room. Students and staff are invited to a great time while still in the school environment. come up to the microphone to sing a song, tell a sto- “You should go to open mic. It’s awesome,” Schwarz- ry, or tell a joke. miller said, “and you should not do drugs because Open mic is what Mr. Steve Pitkin, Student As- they will kill you,” sistant Specialist, would call an “opportunity for in- Natural Highs Network also provides other ac- volvement.” “It’s known, scientifically, that opportu- tivities such as a student-only film festival. “Make nities for [student] involvement prevent drug abuse, films, get them edited and then turn them into the depression, and a list of other negative outcomes for club or my office,” Pitkin said. Although the film fes- young people. That’s a proven fact,” Pitkin said. tival isn’t until May, this will give students plenty of Pitkin also feels it’s very important to have a time to create their masterpiece. non-competitive activity at school. “Open mic will NHN also puts on an open mic night for the never be competitive because I know it’s important whole community. “North Cove open mic at the end for students to have a place to express themselves of the year is incredibly popular,” Pitkin said. This and be an individual and not be judged.” takes place the second Friday in June in down town The club that sponsors open mic is Natural Highs Lake Stevens. It includes 3 hours of music, and usu- Network. The club meets every other Wednesday ally 100-150 people attend. after school, and sometimes during the school day. NHN encourages anyone who is interested in “The club gives a place for people who reject drug being in the club to stop by during one of the meet- abuse to say ‘Hey. I’m in Natural Highs Network ing and see what it’s all about. It’s a great way to be art by Hannah Patten and I don’t believe in drug use’ and that’s important involved in the school and have a good time while because a lot of people don’t believe in drug use,” doing it.

volume 81, issue 2 page 11 features LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla Future Indie music star Jake Olsen harbors hidden talents Kaila Alford easy to write about – you’re “I usually have to warn with the guitar, Jake has a vast “I like seeing all the peo- Staff Reporter just making up a story,” Jake them before: don’t think of collection of instruments in- ple go up there,” said Jake. “I’d said. me as your son,” Jake said. cluding the organ, a banjo, have to practice a lot and get With the guitar enthusi- Two of these songs, ti- “They laugh and they and a violin, which he has yet comfortable.” asts strumming while walk- tled “So Damn Fly”, which think it’s funny.” to master. Despite some creative set- ing down the hallways and describes a day in the life of Many would also be sur- “There are some I don’t backs, Jake hopes to one day the drama geeks treating the MC Olson, and “Donuts”, in prised to learn that Jake’s mu- know how to play, some I just pursue a career in the music entire school like a stage, it’s which Jake expresses his love sical talent isn’t just limited use for sounds,” he says. business, whether that be be- inevitable that some equally for everyone’s favorite break- to dirty wordplay and making Jake has yet to post any hind the scenes or in front of talented students get lost in fast treat, are both posted on beats. He’s also a gifted musi- songs in which he strictly a mic. the shuffle. But every once in his Myspace profile. cian and singer. sings on his Myspace page, “[I want to do] any- awhile you get lucky enough “I really [didn’t] know “It think because the rap is partly due to the fact that he’s thing music related,” Jake said. to discover one of those rare how to rap, but I tried it and it just a fun thing I do, it’s kind struggled with writing his “I have fun with it.” gems, and it’s about time you just kinda worked,” Jake said. of a joke, but when I sing it’s own lyrics. discovered junior Jake Olson. Though they were some- much more serious,” Jake said. “I want my lyrics to be “MC Olson” –as he has times put off a bit at first, With musical interests good,” said Jake. “Every- come to call himself- has a Jake’s friends have now spanning everything from thing that’s mediocre I throw few songs posted on Myspace. warmed up to the idea that Modest Mouse to Common, away.” Though his page is frequented their friend is harboring some it’s no wonder that Jake is par- After Jake has compiled by his friends, not many out- hidden musical skills. tial to performing all varieties enough of his own songs, side of Jake’s inner circle are “My first reaction was of music. He’s already record- he may consider performing aware of his rhyming abili- “When is this kid gonna make ed his own versions of such them live, perhaps at one of ties. a platinum–selling album?” songs like” Anyone Else But the school’s Open Mic events “I would just make stuff junior Anthony Cuadras, a You” by the Moldy Peaches on my computer, beats and friend of Jake’s, said. and “Wonderwall” by Oasis. stuff like that,” Jake said. “I was shocked. I couldn’t “[‘Wonderwall’] was the “One of my friends said, believe that that was my friend first song I learned how to ‘You should rap on it!’”. rapping,” junior Caitlin Mc- play on the guitar,” Jake Jake went out and pur- Carrel said. said. chased a “crappy ten dollar Some of the lyrics of A l o n g microphone” and began writ- Jake’s songs are explicit to say ing his own lyrics. It was only the least. So much so, that one just this summer that he be- can’t help but wonder what gan to post his songs online. Mom and Dad think of all “Most of my songs are the sexual references and f- about how cool I am. It’s super bombs. photo by Nate Lynch

Dawn Hanson: a computer guru who always has a story to tell ever heard, times about a hundred, and make it clear that “It’s all about the Vi- that’s Fat Tuesday.” kings now.” She’s gradually changing In her 10 years teaching here, Han- her decorations—many of which are son has become one of the most sought- Monroe-related pictures and signs— after tech teachers. “She’s really ener- and promises to update her “black and getic, loud, fun, and totally unique class.” orange to purple and gold.” She’s even Rohling takes Hanson’s web design going to coach JV girls’ tennis in the

class because “I love the idea of creating spring. something out of absolutely nothing, Whether you want to become a mas- but I can’t draw or anything, so coding ter of Photoshop and HTML or are just and stuff like that works for me.” after a fun class that actually teaches you Rohling, who has been in Hanson’s something useful, room 101—complete

classes since her freshman year, also said with crazy decorations—is the place to that “[Hanson] inspired me to be a web go. Just watch out for Moose. (But that’s design teacher.” She,” said senior Megan another story.) Rohling. “I always have fun in her said that Hanson’s unique style has shown her that “teaching doesn’t have to be done in a gray little box. It can be fun “ and involved, too.” Hanson is a notorious storyteller; Mrs. Hanson stands in front of her creatively decorated wall photo by Nate Lynch she always has a weird experience to share with her classes. “I hate just sit- I want my class- “I know it looks like someone threw ting up there and talking at them,” she room to be a fun, Nate Shipe up all over the walls,” said Hanson, “but said. “Everybody has weird stories to News Editor I want my students to have something tell, most people just choose not to.” Ask safe environ- to look at. Ideally they’ll be listening to her to tell the raccoon story sometime. ment, and I do Walking into room 101, Dawn Han- me for the whole 55 minutes, but we all It’s one you’ll not want to miss. son’s classroom (where she teaches a know that’s not going to happen.” While Hanson’s degree is actu- my best to make range of classes, from Digital Design 1 Hanson has something of a fasci- ally in Business Education, she said she it that way to Internet Publishing), it’s easy to be nation with Mardi Gras. She’s been to “couldn’t handle something like account- overloaded. Every inch of every wall is New Orleans three times during the ing, or the other occupational classes. -Mrs. Hanson covered in an crazy collection of pen- festival, but only once on Fat Tuesday I hate math, and avoid science like the nants, flags, posters, Mardi Gras beads (the climax of the carnival.) “Once was plague.” “ and masks, balloons, and just about ev- enough,” Hanson said. “Take every ex- While Hanson did coach volleyball erything else you can think of. aggeration [about Mardi Gras] you’ve at Monroe for nine years, she wants to

page 12 volume 81, issue 2 LSHS features valhalla october 31, 2008 They’re just normal students... only older Super seniors aren’t as common as some may think school on campus. “Some kids will choose to stay for Alissa Margett one more semester and get it done with. Some kids will choose to stay for a full year and just take a cou- Features Editor ple classes [each semester] so that they can work,” On the day of graduation, seniors bid farewell to Strong said. “It is individual.” their loved ones and carefree days while welcoming For seniors who know that they are not gradu- their newfound independence. For a small group of ating with the rest of their class, the final days of seniors, though, graduation is just a grim goodbye that school year can be quite difficult. Seniors who are until they are forced to return to school once again, ineligible for graduation can attend the Wild Waves for their fifth year of high school. trip, senior breakfast, and the all-night party, but are According to the school, “To graduate, students excluded from the graduation ceremonies. “A couple must have successfully completed the following: A [students who didn’t graduate] last year got to do 13 year plan, Culminating Exhibition, VIP Paper, 60 those things. Most of them just chose not to because photo art by Nate Lynch hours of community service, pass/cleared the WASL they were a little embarrassed,” Strong said. year,” Strong said. requirements, and earned 22.5 credits in appropriate If having your friends graduate without you is For students who need to attend a fifth year of areas.” Seniors failing to fulfill all aspects of gradua- not trying enough, returning the following school school to fulfill graduation requirements but do not tion requirements will be deemed ineligible for grad- year can be even more difficult. Unfortunately, fifth- wish to physically return to campus, another educa- uation. year high school students can be wrongly labeled by tional means is available. LSVHS, or Lake Stevens Currently, there are four fifth-year high school other students. “They are thought to be lazy or that Virtual High School, is a recently launched program students on campus. “I only have one [fifth-year they have other things going on, like in their personal that allows students to receive high school credit from student] this year and I had four last year; so I have lives,” junior Kami Yorita said. “I think that super se- home. LSVHS is for students who cannot handle the less [than before],” counselor Mrs. Dede Strong niors are generally thought of negatively, but most standard seven-to-three school day for medical, job- said. “The number we have changes every year. This people do not know what is going on in their lives.” related, or social reasons. “For some students, it may year there are less than last year, but it goes up and Some students view fifth-year students in a dif- be hard to come back a year or two later for them. down.” ferent light. “I think super seniors are students who [LSVHS] is probably good for the kids that feel em- Though a number of students attend a fifth year either really want to graduate from school and can’t barrassed or self-conscious about being a fifth-year of high school, each individual has his/her own rea- achieve it academically or they just made a mistake student,” Strong said. sons why. “Some kids might only need one class and with scheduling and did not meet requirements,” ju- Though it may take some students an extra year might come back for that, but that is pretty rare. Most nior Anthony Rose said. “It is not because they are to graduate, it is the end result that counts. “You [fifth year students] need at least three credits,” stupid, but it is just because they couldn’t pull the know, I just like to see kids graduate and get a di- Strong said. “If they are just coming back [to high classes. It might be [because of] their home life or ploma. If it means five years instead of four to do it, school] because they are afraid to grow up and move some other reason we don’t know.” I think it can be a really positive thing,” Strong said. on, then that is not so good.” There may be a fifth-year high school student Last year, Ms. Strong had a fifth-year student gradu- Students who fail to meet graduation require- in your class without you being aware of the fact. “I ate who was the first in her family to do so. “It was ments have a variety of scholastic options. They can think that [super seniors] are accepted fine because awesome. I was like, ‘Yeah! So what if it took you five choose to take summer school classes, correspon- usually, by that age, they have a group of friends and years; you did it!” dence courses, work credit, or another year of high so most students do not even know that they are fifth- Nick Johnson: Superfan extraordinaire support has gone from nice and sweet, Johnson said Superfanning is Drew McCrea to wildly FAN-tasterific. Students now “pretty much going and having a good ten wear excessive amounts of purple of time with friends.” That is, if your top Staff Reporter gold, and sometimes even costumes. friends like to be as crazy as humanly Worst things to say Senior Nick Johnson, for instance, possible at sporting events. Superfan: what was once a noun found and wears a “mustard suit”. Not Although Nick said he doesn’t go during a political has turned into a very popular verb. really something you would call usual. to all sporting events, Superfanning During the football season, most But even before his suit, he was known occurs at most of them. Though most debate students who attend games wear the by many to be at the head of what of the majority is at football games, school colors to show support for the some would call the Superfan move- there is usually enough spirit to cheer 10. “This is a shoutout to team. But over the past few years, this ment. on all our teams. the 3rd grade class…” Superfanning is a fairly new phe- th nomenon at this school. Even four 9. “I plead the 5 .” years ago the football games didn’t 8. “Maaaaaaverick” have the multitude of fans they have *wink* now. Four years ago, the “Superfan sec- tion” was almost nonexistent. Just five 7. “Larry Craig is my or six rows were dedicated to these hero.” people who were fanning before it was this popular. 6. “Whoops, gotta go. My Most students don’t really know ankle bracelet is going who Nick is, but if you ask who the off.” “mustard kid” is, many will respond, “You mean the kid at the football games 5. “Joe the Plumber”… 20 who wears the mustard costume?” times. But Nick feels, “like I’m getting too much hype for the mustard. It’s 4. “What Holocaust?” a fun thing to wear at the games, but 3. “My wives have been that’s not all I do. I want to be remem- very supportive of me in bered as Nick Johnson, not as some kid at the football games. I love Superfan- this campaign.” ning, don’t get me wrong, and I love to 2. “Define ‘sexual rela- see everyone at the games. I’m not try- tions’.” ing to sound like ‘anti-Superfan’; I still Nick is more than just “the mustard kid” photo by Scott Larson encourage everyone to get out there.” 1. “I’m a hermaphrodite!”

volume 81, issue 2 page 13 features LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla An all too real Halloween experience A night of fun turns into a night of fright Nikole Harris rienced quite a dramatic night. emptying out a wine cellar in experience sure to live past the The man had what appeared to A&E Editor On a haunted trail in San Di- their new house when they re- night of Halloween. Apparent- be a knife, so the girls quickly ego, actors were pretending alized there was a large bar- ly, she and her friend were out ran the rest of the way to Mor- Halloween is a time of pure to kill people for a dramatic rel of brandy. In an effort to late on Halloween night three rand’s house. “We didn’t look scariness. There’s ghosts and effect, when it got taken too make the barrel easier to carry, years ago when they heard a back so we don’t know where goblins, and the entire aura of far. “Some fruit loop dude…he Cutsforth’s boyfriend cut the disturbance from the end of he went or if he kept follow- the 31st is plain spooky. Many went crazy,” Iverson said. Ap- top of the barrel off, revealing the street they were on. “We ing us after we turned into my people believe that this entire parently, a mentally challenged a dead body that was placed were curious,” Morrand said. coldesac..we just shut the door holiday is just a myth; however, man thought the terrifying in brandy so it could be pre- “We went down there [where behind us.” those who are superstitious feel action was real. “He dressed served. the noise was] and there was a Even though Halloween that the creepy things that hap- up in a clown suit and killed In Bremerton, there’s an really weird guy there.” Appar- is basically viewed as just an pen on Halloween are no coin- two people.” Although he was apartment complex on Chester ently, Morrand and her friend amazing day to eat your weight cidence. With experiences like caught and arrested, it doesn’t Ave. that was a hospital over went to leave the area after dis- in candy, always make sure to these, some people are given necessarily ease one into a good 300 years ago; today there are covering the man, but it was too keep in mind that those crazy the right to dread that final day nights sleep. reported sightings of ghostly late. He had already seen them. superstitions you hear just of October. According to Angel nurses roaming the halls. “The man followed us when might have some truth behind According to sophomore Cutsforth from Lynwood, she Charlene Morrand from we started to walk away and them. Alex Iverson, his friend expe- and her boyfriend had been Ellensburg had a traumatizing so we started walking faster.” A vegan lifestyle: easier said than done Heather Zebroski anism are different things. A ple think about it. “My mom vegan does not eat any ani- complains how expensive it is Opinion Editor mal products at all, including but she supports me,” Shuck Many people around the honey, dairy, and eggs. A veg- said. She also says it is hard to world choose not to eat animal etarian, however, will only not eat out because not many res- byproducts. This includes any eat meat. Vegetarians will eat taurants have meat-free alter- meat, eggs, fish, honey, dairy, cheese, milk and other products natives. and any other foods that come that animals made, just not its Junior Sunnee Soholt ate from animals. Some people do actual body. Although these vegan for four years and was in- this because they are poor or two very different ways of life spired to become vegan because have little resources; others do are separate, many people get of PETA videos. “It was good this by choice. them mixed up. to try something new,” Soholt Tiffany Shuck, senior, Another reason Shuck has said. She also mentioned how has gone eight months of be- chosen the vegan lifestyle is expensive it is to have a vegan ing vegan. “I love animals because it is good for the en- lifestyle. She would have to go and it’s healthy,” Shuck says, vironment. “The meat indus- grocery shopping separately, “I have always eaten healthy tries produce more pollution rather than with her family. and there are alternatives for than trains and trucks and cars “I got really sick this last senior Tiffany Schuck has been vegan for eight months everything.” Shuck, who is and airplanes,” Shuck says, “It summer and had to return to photo by Josh Brubaker also lactose intolerant, doesn’t helps the environment and the eating meat because I wasn’t miss any food because she has animals and it’s a good diet.” getting any protein. I became Being vegan could be a handle it, but it is an important never liked meat and can’t have Although there are posi- severely anemic,” Soholt said. great experience for some, but decision for those who can. dairy. tives to a vegan lifestyle, the “I had no iron and I had no en- it takes a lot of self-control and Veganism and vegetari- negatives can change how peo- ergy.” inspiration. Not everyone can “The Game” has turned into a widespread phenomena

Caleb Schwarzmiller Yes, you just lost it land due simply to the sheer amount the more you think about it. This is one seems to be the most widely ac- Staff Reporter of claims to The Game’s creation, as because by trying not to think about cepted.) Some strategies have evolved well as a wide range of players there. something you are, by nature, think- around The Game in an attempt to force Perhaps you’ve heard their tor- In some areas it has even grown so ing about it. The creator of The Game, others to lose. Perhaps someone may tured cries, their beseeching moans popular that it is common to see “The whoever they might be, took this phe- force you to associate something like of their loss and their woe. Peers, stu- Game” tagged across walls and other nomenon and applied it to a somewhat VTV with The Game. Other times you dents just like you, crying out in defeat areas like bridges in attempt to make more malicious nature. Whenever you yourself may be unfortunate enough to at their loss of “The Game.” How do innocent people lose. think about The Game, you lose. The associate The Game with a certain song you respond? Do you shake your head In more recent times, The Game actual rules are as follows: such as Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna in confusion? Do you sigh in pity or has experienced an explosion of pop- 1. Whenever you think about The Give You Up,” which would force you wonder at what could have caused such ularity due largely to the internet. It Game, you lose. to lose whenever hearing said song. a terrible exclamation of torment? Or has become popular on the internet for 2. Upon loss of The Game you Because of the somewhat contro- do you swear quietly to yourself and people to enter forums, image boards, must announce that you have lost The versial nature of The Game, student then announce that you too have just and other such areas to try to force Game. feedback was surprisingly similar, lost The Game? people to lose. It has now developed to 3. You then have 30 minutes to ranging from, “I just lost…” from ju- I suppose all this crazy talk about the point of people actually trying to think about the game without losing. nior Lexy Greenwood, to, “I just lost The Game deserves some sort of ex- trick each other into losing The Game, Goal 1: to get everyone in the The Game,” said by senior Charlie planation. Although no one is certain whether by hiding the actual words world to play The Game. Hickmot. Non-player responses are who first came up with The Game, or within images, or cleverly writing sto- Goal 2: to forget about the exis- typically limited to a simple, “What?” even its country of origin, we do have ries that force you to lose upon comple- tence of The Game, thereby never los- That being said, we arrive at a certain some clues. To start with, most players tion. ing again. Danielle Pringle, junior, who quite pos- of The Game accept that it started at But what exactly is The Game? This has effectively caused any- sibly has the most appropriate and ac- some point in the ’90’s (though some The concept is relatively simple. It is one reading this to lose The Game. Of curate response of all: “It’s annoying as would claim to have been playing since based on the “elephant in the room” course, due to the mysterious origin of ****.” as early as the late ’70’s.) It seems likely phenomenon, which says that the more The Game, there are several different that The Game has its origins in Eng- you try not to think about something, variations of The Game (though this

page 14 volume8 1, issue 2 LSHS Sports valhalla october 31, 2008 Fall sports Sports... with a side of politics personal style, minor variations Andrew McCrea has a leading style unique to them- schedule from the plan are permitted, as long selves. Each style could be credited S t a f f R e p o r t e r as nothing is sacrificed along to the sport that each played. Football the way. Apart from the dif- 10/31 Snohomish During past elections, the ma- McCain is on the ference in sport pref- 11/1 division tie-breaker jority of society just paid attention racing side of sports; erence, these styles 11/8 District to what party or social standing he used to row. In were clearly shown st 11/15 1 round each candidate came from. Seldom this sport, there through the series 11/21 or 22 Quarterfinals do people really pay attention to is no room for er- of three presiden- what leadership skills the candidates ror. Inside every tial debates. Obama Volleyball had before they became involved in boat, there is a line seldom ever said, 10/30 Everett politics. We know very little about of rowers. Each “I will…,” or, “I 11/4 Marysville what led McCain and Obama to be rower must mimic plan…” He mostly 11/12 Districts the type of leaders they are today. the movement of the said, “We.” This could 11/13 Districts Like most people, both Obama person in front of him. have something to do with 11/15 Districts and McCain engaged in extra-cur- When a synchronized pattern is his basketball background, al- ricular sports during their adoles- reached, a small error by one per- ways working as a team. McCain is Tennis cent years. Neither went profes- son can penalize the team’s time. As the opposite. He seldom uttered the 10/29-11/1 Division sional, but both had opportunities to a team, one is able to critique their words, “We will…” This choice of 5/29-30 State develop and practice leadership and teammates, and also be critiqued by words could be for similar reasons to other valuable traits. others. Obama’s. In rowing, one has to think Swim Obama, as some might know In the world of sports, “you’re of him/herself as an extension of the 11/6 Districts Prelims already from YouTube, used to play always around people who you may person leading. “You have to be a 11/7 Dive Prelims basketball in high school. In bas- not have known your whole life,” tool to the leader, just an extra piece 11/8 Swim/Dive Finals ketball, there are people who are in says junior Bobby Aikman, “and you of the stroke seat,” professional row- 11/14-15 State charge of certain things. A play- need to learn to deal with other peo- ing coxswain Andrea Rasmussen maker decides what measures need ple, and your differences.” says. Soccer to be taken to score, while the team’s 11/3 Districts Merriam-Webster defines a With the rise in voting turnout captain usually invigorates the rest 11/4 Districts team as, “a number of persons asso- this year, people have to take into ac- of the team to help them do their 11/6 Districts ciated together in work or activity.” count more than just which candidate best. With a person’s 11/8 Districts By working together with people, is going to have lower taxes, or a bet- one learns that most people ter Iraq strategy. People will need to Cross Country Men & need to have an take into account how each candidate incentive. They would run the country. Women also need a leader 11/1 Districts to help advise the 11/8 State team’s actions. And compiled by Scott Larson with McCain and Obama, each Trick or treating as sport does age matter? Athletes of the for most to pass up. Papka the ‘first on the street, last Brian Buzzo does not just walk around off ’ mentality,” said Papka. S t a f f R e p o r t e r in a bed sheet with a bunch He thinks that this year he Issue of 12-year-olds; instead, he will get more candy than Most kids associate Oc- has competitions with his ever before. tober with one thing: Hal- friends. “We see who can go It is not easy competing loween. Halloween offers to the most houses in the for candy with your friends. so many opportunities for fastest amount of time, and Senior Nick Johnson claims people to have fun- costume who can get the best candy,” that he has not had a good parties, mischief, and of Papka said. Halloween in the last couple course trick or treating. Al- These high school teens of years, but would not delve most any kid could tell you run around and knock on into the subject. “When you the best spots to get candy doors asking for free candy, wear a mask you become in his or her neighborhood, and they get it. “We usually someone else, and some- and some even know which get about a pillow case each times the competition gets neighborhood is the best. full of candy,” junior Chase to you,” Papka said. Some As high schoolers, there are Crowley said. Crowley said people steal candy from Scott Larson a lot of “maturity” issues that he and his friends al- their friends, and others ac- surrounding us trick-or- ways dress up in ridiculous tually ditch each other to go Sports Editor treating. Some people claim costumes. Last year they to better neighborhoods. Last year, after a disappointing season with one win and fif- that trick or treating is for were Power Rangers. One thing that appears teen losses, the Vikings very own men’s tennis team ended elementary school kids. Parents think that their to be becoming a problem is with a 6-10 record. Although not the best in the league, this Despite such argu- high school kids are a little a shrinking trick or treating was quite an extraordinary accomplishment for the first-year ments, there are still a lot old to trick or treat, but still crowd. According to Papka, coach Ryan Ingram. As they end their regular season they of teens who trick or treat are happy that trick or treat- when he was a kid there send six players to sub-districts. Leading the Viking tennis and wouldn’t miss it for the ing is a safe, fun thing for were huge masses of kids; team is #1 singles sophomore Rylan Herdt and #2 singles world. Senior Cody Papka them to do, said Papka. His but over the years participa- senior Andre Smith. For the doubles, it is senior Nick Johnson said “This [Halloween] is parents used to drive from tion has gone down. partnered with senior Derek Hahn. At #2 doubles it is junior pretty much my last chance neighborhood to neighbor- Scott Jerde and junior Andrew Carlson. Nice job improving to get a lot of free candy.” hood, transporting him and That prospect that is hard his friends. “We always like this season and best of luck. volume 81, issue 2 page 15 Sports LSHS october 31, 2008 valhalla Students gaining interest in alternative sport street at True Value all seasons. Its easy access play to simply have fun and ning your throw much Brian Buzzo Hardware. and low cost makes it ideal stay out of trouble. “I don’t more important. Insects are Disc golf has for almost anyone. Tourna- see why they have to come also a hazard of the course. S t a f f R e p o r t e r been growing over ments are even held during and ruin our fun,” Wright There has been at least one Frisbee golfing in Lake the last few years celebrations like Aquafest said. occasion when players have Stevens has become one of all over America, and Lake for professionals and ama- Disc golf is a fun, safe been stung by bees. Once, a the most popular things for Stevens is no excep- teurs alike. thing to do on any day that player was stung eight times kids looking for something tion. The course The sport has you’re feeling bored. It is when his disc landed on a to do. Senior Alex Wright, a has been there become so popu- in the forest and out of the b e e h i ve frequent Frisbee golfer, said, for several lar, it is starting rain or snow, and it is nev- in a bog. “It is fun because it is right years but has to attract a real er closed. This particular T h i s by downtown and it doesn’t just begun crowd. However, course offers everything might cost any money”. The eigh- to see more some spec- from long range driving explain teen-hole course is in the Mt. widespread tators are across a field, to thick forest why Frisbee golf is one Pilchuck Elementary woods, use. The last what no sport putting around giant trees. of the hottest buzzes in Lake just up the street from Jay’s two years wants: drug Winter adds a twist to the Stevens. Market. Admission is free, have seen a users. This is a game because the danger and discs can be purchased surge of teens disturbing pros- of throwing your disc into for ten dollars down the playing during pect to many who a bog makes carefully plan- photo by Josh Brubaker Video games Sports for the thumbs- and the rest of the body, too Ryan Rincon that creates a vast amount of adrena- line, not only for the players, but many Staff Reporter of the fans during a football game, on a high school or professional level. Evi- Often there are distinct differences dence of this can been seen at any home among the hobbies and pastimes of a football game, when the specific super high school student. Many choose to fan section can be seen and heard from play sports, some prefer to take photo- all around, and everyone there is mov- graphs, others like to read, and some ing and screaming about the game with play video games. Perhaps two of the every ounce of their energy. While most commonly contrasted hobbies are watching professional football, many sports and video games. On the one fans charge and scream at the televi- side, you spend several hours, five days a sion screen during a big Seahawks play. week being active, usually outdoors. On Hold on; people getting worked up and the other side, a video gamer will spend an adrenaline rush over the TV screen? his or her time indoors, often comfort- There’s a similarity already. ably seated on a chair, sofa, bed, bean This same rush can be applied to bag, or even floor with a TV or com- just about any other sport, whether it’s puter screen in front of them, keyboard track, tennis, soccer, rowing, ultimate and mouse or controller in hand, spend- Frisbee, swimming, basketball, or wres- ing their free time conquering virtual tling. An avid player or fan will get a evil. While at first glance, the two are huge rush from participating in their on very opposite ends of the pastime respective ways in the sport. spectrum, they might not be quite as Back in the days of the first Ninten- different as they first appear. do Entertainment System, perhaps one First, let us look at perhaps one of the most popular games was Duck a Wii Fit player practices hula-hooping image courtesy of disorderedtimes.com of the most appropriate sports for the Hunt. Yes, a game that allowed you to season: football. Football players can plug in your own handgun controller so lines of, “Fine, some video games are Ever other first-person shooters or be seen and often heard at practice af- that you could take aim at the eight-bit made to make you feel like you’re playing warfare simulators, especially ones that ter school, shouting drills to each other waterfowl. The idea seems simple, but sports, but what about the others that feature suspense sequences, can also and running different plays back and there is a lot to be said for being able to don’t involve sports at all?” Of course give you that anticipation and adrena- forth, over and over. Should you hap- go hunting without leaving your living there are plenty of games that fall into line rush that you feel before a big play pen to peek under any of those helmets, room. Game hunting is often considered genres that have nothing to do with will be made, or before a big game com- you’ll undoubtedly see sweat-drenched a sport, in the same way the fishing is. what you or I would consider a mod- mences. hair sticking to their face and probably Therefore, it can be argued that video ern recreational sport. That’s not to be These days, such technology has feel their hot athletic breath as they gaming was a sport right from its ori- said that they don’t have the same feel also been refined to the point where the pant with exhaustion. There’s no doubt gins. As the evolution of video games or effect of these same sports though. video game player can use controllers that one of the most popu- progressed, we also received many Consider a Legend of Zelda game. You and nun chunks connected to each other lar contact sports in sports simulators, which included rac- travel across countless different lands to move in the same way an actual boxer our culture is ing, football, soccer, baseball and many and temples solving puzzles and defeat- does against a virtual opponent, as with o n e others. While these simulators may not, ing enemies in your wake. The protago- Wii Sports. The Wii in particular has admittedly, count as “the real thing”, it nist of the game, Link, has a sword and made innovations in video gaming that certainly does put you in the shield. Swords are used for fencing, and allows for people to be considerably state of mind that were often used for other forms of duel- more active while they play their games. you get when ing to settle disagreements, in the same Some games admittedly make use of you are out way sports are now. Link also sports a this technology far better than others, there on bow and arrow, which is essentially the but some of those games can make you the race- same as archery, used recreationally to- actually break out into a sweat if you track, side- day. get into them enough. by-side with Many ancient and modern warfare So are video games sports? Per- the reigning games involve strategy in order for the haps not in the conventional way people champion, com- player to progress. It’s very commonly would consider them. However, to rule peting for the gold. agreed that strategy is a key component them out as a recreational activity alto- Now perhaps if one wishes to succeed in any sport. gether would be borderline ignorant. That’s why plays or moves are practiced image courtesy of you are thinking and studied in advance before they’re xecutor.com something along the executed during a big game or meet.

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