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Sandspur, Vol. 82 No. 19, April 16, 1976

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STARS Citation Rollins College, "Sandspur, Vol. 82 No. 19, April 16, 1976" (1976). The Rollins Sandspur. 1489. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/cfm-sandspur/1489 Second CUM Pottage Paid at Winter fWk, Florida, 32789 StfUtttH ButiiiBptxt FACULTY FORUM ISSUE kl 82 No. 19 April 16, 1976 Rollins Strikes Against World Hunger

by: ALAN NORDSTROM starving or malnourished or men­ tally retarded for lack of essential As man's collective conscious­ nutrients? And if one's every ness has evolved, it has deter- thought is focused on scrounging ined upon more and more another paltry mouthful, how human rights considered to be free is one, or how happy? Life, natural and fundamental pos­ liberty, and the pursuit of happi­ sessions of any human being, by ness are the prerequisites of our virtue of birth alone. Foremost of development as human beings. these, and the most sacred, is the But food is even more funda­ right to life, sanctioned even by mental; without food, we cannot the ancient Mosaic law "Thou even be successful animals, much shall not kill." Later in the less successful human beings. gradual development of civiliza- Without health, the basis of came the right to liberty, which is good diet, we can only never absolute, but always press- live unhappy half-lives and be against specific social and free only to suffer. political constraints. Hence, we in But what will happen if all America have come to take for people are somehow guaranteed granted our rights of free speech, Rollins students break-fast with a "poor man's meal" in the Lakeside a good diet? Will it not undermine room of the Beanery April 8, World Food Day. free assembly, free worship, and their motivation to support them­ free petition to our government selves? This objection overlooks our grievances. We assume, as the necessary coupling of rights 401 Pledge Beanery Meals $11, that we may rightfully claim with obligations. Popularly, an equal status before the laws of rights are thought to be "free," as 401 students pledged their Stevens of the Education Depart­ the land. More recently, the if they could be plucked like Beanery meals to help the cause ment is the treasurer, and the claims of various equal opportun­ apples from a common, orchard. It of world hunger on World Food idea for the Rollins Food Bank ities - for work, for education, and is true that we do not have to Day, April 8. was conceived by Sisters Kate for personal recognition irrespec­ "earn" our natural rights; they The money allotted to pay for Gibney and Pat Ryan, resident tive of race or sex - have fall to us as a birthright.- Yet, each of the 401 students' Beanery heads in McKean Hall. impressed themselves upon our given the ways of the world, our meals for that day is put into the The event is a biannual one, national conscience, bidding, rights must still be defended and Rollins Food Bank. The money in and dedicated not only to feeding more or less successfully, for the maintained; with laws and at this bank is donated monthly, in the local poor but to increasing status of human rights. What times with force. Our right to life, 50 dollar installments to the Rollins students' awareness of liuman right will be the next to for example, may entail acquiring Migrant Ministry, The Christian the problems of the world we will evolve and make its claim for knowledge of first aid, survival Social Services, The Meals on someday have to face. "The idea universal acceptance? Perhaps it techniques, or even karate. Simi- Wheels Program and the Salva­ is to keep us constantly aware be the "right" now being ilarly, our right to food obUgates tion Army. These organizations that hunger is already becoming urged upon the U.S. Congress by us to contribute somehow to the provide food, education and the great third world problem," "Bread for the World Com­ world's store of wealth. The food clothing to the local needy accord­ said Sister Kate Gibney, who, mittee": the right to food. comes first, however, and as a ing to each organization's specific along with Sister Pat, feels that Perhaps it is silly to think of a moral right; but the moral obliga­ Dr. Luis Valdes of the Political Rollins students are often very right without considering the tion follows (for those capable of Science Department is chairman isolated from the problems of the possibility of its being achieved. fulfilling it) to insure that this of the committee; Dr. Virginia "real" world. The Sisters feel that Yet calling something a "right" b,asic right can continue to be purpose. Ox Fam America, which the World Food Day programs has never made that thing a uni­ realized by all other men. A is an international organization, are one way to end student versal fact. Despite the right to moral obligation is not a debt, in also receives money from the apathy and inform us that we DO life we claim to enjoy, murders, economic terms. We do not Bank. have a choice. homicides, and wars still deprive "earn" our daily bread; we right­ In addition to the money do­ On April 8th, all those who thousands of their lives; and fully deserve it, because we are nated on World Food Days (of pledged their meals did not eat in possibly abortions and euthanasia human. But, being human, we which there have been 2 this the Beanery, ajid were invited to ccount for thousands more, de­ incur the moral obUgation to year) there is a program by which attend a break-fast of soup; pending on how we may define work to see that this right is faculty members may donate a homemade bread and apples pre­ life." The existence of Rhodesia guaranteed to all. We do not, portion of their monthly salaries pared by the Beanery and served to the bank. Their contributions I South Africa does not negate therefore, "support ourselves" at 6:30 P.M. in they Lakeside provide a steady income which the rights of the blacks there to with food, but we must support Room. 82 students partook of this allows Rollins to donate regu­ the rights of everyone to eat weU, "poor man's meal", the purpose of qual legal status with the larly to these charities. whites; it simply denies the and that wiU take work. which was to make us aware of Nority of those populations the our affluence. The meal was enJoyment of their rights. Hence, foUowed by the movie, "Diet for a iven though it may seem present- Small Planet", after which there ~ impossible to provide for the was a panel discussion respond­ tosic nutritional requirements of ing to the film. Dr. Mary Ann 'ery person in the world, we Henderson of the Biology depart­ y yet consider the possibility ment along with 3 of Dr. Valdes' %t every human being ought, students, Michael Scott, Bill right, to be adequately Toddman and Dean Jonas, par­ n°urished. ticipated in this discussion by It hardly makes sense to talk of presenting different aspects of le rights of Ufe, liberty, or the World Hunger, among them eco­ frsuit of happiness, such as our nomics and population. Mrs. J*Q Constitution guarantees, if Lydia Dorsett, wife of Dr. Wilbur lhe Dorsett of the English depart­ re is no prior right to the good ment spoke on the future effects |%sical health to enjoy them. Dr. LuisValdes chairman, and Michael Scott, discuss World Hunger- of hunger on society. Ahat sort of Ufe is it to be Page 2 * Letters to the Editor Editorial

These 2 letters were addressed to Mr. Joseph Justice, the director of If religion isn't dead in America, it certainly is at Rollins. Today is athletics here at RoUins. Written at approximately the same time, their Good Friday, one of the 3 holiest days on the Christian calendar, and we views are curiously diverse. Read for yourself and decide. . . . all spent the day in class, oblivious to the importance and solemnity 0f this day. Unless you read this issue of the Sandspur last nite, you are Dear Mr. Justice: To cite specific cases; at the probably unaware of the religious service today in the chapel to I would like to express our Federal City match, obscenities commemorate Christ's death. If you have a 12:00 class, you will be appreciation for the outstanding were screamed to members of the unable to attend. hospitality accorded the Air black opposition; and during the We, the members of the editorial staff find it disgraceful and Force Academy Varsity Soccer F.I.T. and South Florida games, sacrilegious that Rollins College has chosen to pay so little attention to team during its visit to the similar words were yelled by the the single most important event, besides Easter, in the lives of Rollins campus from 22 to 24 Rollins' students. Christians. Octobe 1975. In addition to fur­ As an alumnus, I am particu­ Although we realize that it is too late to act upon this problem this nishing the transportation, larly concerned that the security year, we sincerely hope that the administration will consider a policy quarters and meals provided in and school officials do not take revision for next year's Good Friday. We realize that you may scoff and the contract, your soccer coach, action for this type of misconduct. say we're just searching for a holiday, but some of us DO take our Gordy Howell, the training staff, It is understandable that stu­ religion seriously. Can't we afford one day of reflection on the reasons and the soccer team members all dents show exuberance and ex­ why we are here? If the event was publicized in advance, I'm sure there personally went out of their way citement during a hotly contested are many who would take advantage of this opportunity. Let's not be to make the Academy team visit match, however, obscenities, in encouraged to forget by the institution that should guide us spiritually as a most comfortable and enjoyable my opinion, are not necessary. In well as intellectually. one. the community's eye, this style of Our coaches and players uni­ student cheering is very unat­ The Editorial Staff formly agree that the courtesy tractive and detrimental to and sportsmanship exhibited by Rollins' name. your team and student body were It would seem that the pre­ Alumni Meet far superior to that normaUy sence of appropriate security and encountered. I therefore offer my Rollins' officials at these games congratulations on an athletic might be a deterrent for this type D.C Chosen program which so obviously pro­ of misconduct. I am delighted motes the finer ideals of inter­ that the student body is support­ Capitol Hill's Hyatt Regency collegiate sports. ing Rollins' fine soccer team but I Hotel in Washington D.C. will be We wish you continued am concerned about how they the setting for this year's Rollins success. support them. College (Fla.) Alumni Reunion Sincerely, Since I do not know if you are scheduled for April 30 through John J. Clune aware of this behavior, I thought May 2, 1976. I would bring it to your attention. The reunion will open with a Dear Joe, cocktail party set for Friday, Recently, I've noticed that April 30 beginning at 6:00 p.m. in numerous Rollins' students have the Kennedy Center for the Per­ Cordially become unruly during soccer forming Arts. On Saturday, May Wilson H. Flohr, Jr. games by shouting obscenities. 1 festivities wUl include a V.I.P. *** •** Tour of Robert Buck's "Nation of FareweU and many thanks to our Nations" at the Smithsonian with superb editor-in-chief, Claudia In my last letter I promised to the old and respected tradition of a 2:00 p.m. beginning time. Also Wyatt. We, the staff, wish you return in the early spring. The the Fox shall not vanish from the scheduled for Saturday is a gala the best of luck in your future and efforts of lesser mortals to keep Rollins campus. event reflecting back on "The thank you wholeheartedly for all me hidden in the memoirs of the And so I must close this note Way We Were." The 7:30 p.m. your hours of concern and dedi­ alumni have proven useless. The reassuring all that I wuT return gala wiU take place in the Hyatt cation. We'll miss you desperatly. time draws near for the glorious and reminding aU to watch for me Regency's Ballroom. return of THE FOX! for you never know when I shall The final day of the annual Be it known that as in the past, appear. gathering wUl be highlighted by a I shall appear early one morning Given this fourteenth day of President's Brunch at the Hyatt The Tomokan is still searching on a day of my choosing. A day April, 1976. Regency. RoUins College Presi­ for an editor for the 1976-1977 which will live in the memories of Witness my Paw and Seal dent Dr. Jack B. Critchfield will academic year. Previous year­ aU for many years to come. On be in attendance during the book experience, but not that Day there wiU be declared •#. festivities. necessarily on the Tomokan, is the canceUation of aU classes, Additional information regard­ necessary. Time, and organiza­ tional ability are the main re­ meetings, seminars, and other •*• ing tickets, prices, transportation gatherings of the residential and hotel reservations, may be quirements for the job, along college. made by contacting Mr. BiU with intense enthusiasm. If you On that day I wUl also name the Gordon, Director of Alumni would like to know more about newest members of the ever Affairs, RoUins CoUege, Winter % the job, contact Hope SiUiphant. mysterious and iUustrious Order > Park, Florida 32789. Telephone If you are interested in applying of the Fox. I am determined that contact may be made by phoning for the position, contact Katie Curtin •"' ***' *** Area Code (305) 646-2266. \ On behalf of myself, Ivan Manassee, Ford Alexander, BiU Fleishman, Dr. Critchfield, The Breda, Ed Regan, Jeff Morgan, Student Center, and The De­ Jim Gewin, Tracy KeUy, "Mick" 2tyc SUiUtnH B>an&0$ror velopment Office, I would like to Greenberg, Bob SuUivan, and Second-class subscription rate at $8.00 per year. The opinions expressed in the Sand­ thank the foUowing people for Bob Boyle. spur do not necessarily reflect the views of the Sandspur staff, nor those of the students, making this parents weekend the the faculty, and/or administration of Rollins College. By Jed A. Stander Published bi-weekly, except vacations and holidays, at Rollins College, Winter Park, success that it was: Chairman of special projects Florida 32789, at Rollins College publications office located at Carnegie Hall, first floor. Cary Boyd, AUce GaUoway, on The Student Center Entered as second class matter, November 24,1925, at the Post Office in Winter Park, David Patrick, Tracy Scott, Carol Fla. 32789, under the act of March 3,1879. Wolfe, Woody Woodbury, Pat­ rick McGee, Blair Byrd, Tom EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Colleen McCrane Beudet, Grover Gardner, Hale •** Assistant Editor Stuart Sweet , Claudia Wyatt Business/Ad Mgr. Jim Aebli Schantz, Gary Garson, Bob Layout Editor Leslie Aufzien, Sandal Scarborough "Fonz" GeUar, Susan Curran, Dear Readers Circulation Carol Shubert Pam Clark, Katie Noyes, Susani Feature Editor Colleen McCrane Jackson, Lynn Bacigalupi, Cindy" As we reach the end of our News Editor Carol Ansehl, Stuart Sweet Social Editor Laurie Paine Clark, Sha Senstrom, "Silky" academic year and our ropes, I Sports Editor SulUvan, Bob Coman, Ernie begin my term as editor-in-chief John Patteyson Photography Christi Wuertenboecher, Tony Waits Velez, Cameron Swift, Paul Zeph, of the Sandspur. Wish me luck Calendar Jean McDonald Bob Walker, Brian Durland, and don't hesitate to caU or stop Artwork Bob Escher Cissie CoUins, Carla MuUins, Sam by the office any time. The staff Secretary Anna Repucci Whitten, Joe PaUadino, Tom and I need and appreciate your Reporters Terry Turley, BiU Apple, AI Hulme, Fred Caffrey continued support. Dave Joseph Neller Francis, Steve Paikowski, Drs. Faculty Contributors: A. Arnold Wettstein, Wilbur Dorset, Karl E. Peters, Mulson, Kenyson, ChUd, Roth, Alan Nordstrom, Gary Williams, Elinor Miller, Jean West MacKenzie and HeUewege, Jeff Flower, Eric CoUeen McCrane Steve Phelan. age 3 Faculty Talent Blossoms Forth by:JEANMacKENZIE lover, daughter and sometimes, the truth." deranged. "A woman like that is Like Plath, Sexton's talent for THE STARRY NIGHT not ashamed to die," she wrote. "I The poet Anne Sexton died in the devastating image was great. have been her kind." •tober of 1974. Her death, a But unlike Plath, she often wrote that does not keep me from having icide, did not surprise those of "Anne Sexton has written a pure lyrics, employing rhyme a terrible need of -shall I say whoknew and felt close to her poem about her uterus," Louise j with ease and finesse. In this the word- religion. Then I go out U. We had dared to hope that Bogan wrote with a sharp edge, world she was certain: "I am the at night to paint the stars. Van Gogh. would continue to transcend to a friend. Bogan, a talented master of the poem. I control it." difficulties of staying alive older poet, was never very sym­ When I read of her death my The town does not exist ff0Ugh her poetry; "I say live!" pathetic to the contemporary first thought was of an early except where one black-haired tree slips had exclaimed in the volume voice. But today, women are poem that I had always liked up like a drowned woman into the hot sky. hich won the Pulitzer Prize in moving toward acceptance of called "Starry Night." It is a The town is silent. The night boils with their bodies - whose functions are .But, as Erica Jong wrote, it poem that mingles responses to eleven stars. no longer reprehensible. Woman AS "just too painful (for her) to Van Gough's famous painting and Oh Starry night! This is how has begun to retrieve her body K in this world without numb- to her own death, which always I want to die. jss, and she had no numbness." from closet and billboard and seemed imminent. The Uves of make it her own. Sexton was a poet of much the two artists were not unlike I It moves. They are all aUve. ontroversy. Too "confessional" "Sweet weight h « erstood, often Even the moon bulges in its orange irons r advocates of the pristine in in celebration of the woman I ^\J^^CA^JLXJ() >und the world to push children, like a god, from its eye. L she wrote of her confronta- am place. Finally, The old unseen serpent swallows up the stars. ims with mental illness and of and of the soul of the woman both preferred death. "Many Oh starry starry night! This is how struggle to live fully despite a I am perish through cares," Van Gogh I want to die: ost of destructive forces. Not a and of the central creature wrote. into that rushing beast of the night, ublic person or "political" by and its delight Sever days after I learned of sucked up by that great dragon, to spUt sign, her poetry is nonetheless I sing for you" her death I wrote "No Cry," an from my life with no flag, important contribution to the And in a poem to her daughter: elegy for Anne Sexton, which no belly, minist point of view. For she "What I want to say, Linda, is picks up on the final line of no cry. nfronted her experiences una- that there is nothing in your body "Starry Night." Both poems ANNE SEXTON shedly - she was mother, wife, that lies. All that is new is telling follow. NO CRY For Anne Sexton

UN BATHER cropping all but a rosy splinter in the Iree million years will pass green forest Something happened: something too ripe you by, lying there on your for the tree, let go. Some hot sun-roof, head straight all paths must be taken in reverse weight tapped the wrist like an out and flat, no threatening tongue the shape of your upturned tree, for early frost, worried the no phony rattle or bright danger stripes instance, is known by its scars, those thirsty veins you upon your smooth topless back tangled roots but it is only kept old stories in. Something bare by an optical iUusion that they touched bottom, chrome cold freezing o Helen will sing, then, "I am woman" do not blow briskly in the earth that Old Boy in. seek safety in the crotch of a fallen tree we will go back to immaculate mary Who played that hoary aria - definitive move against the shadows of even now you sit upon those roots critic - along your spine? Which bell the morning or watch to and your cameraman thinks the russet Master which ringer of killer chime devour the simple-minded insect trunk belies a deadly curled you up like a weary sybil on the underground of rotting chilly seat? oman wiU watch from behind tentacles the lens of desire n adjusting f/stops and PHELAN Poise in printer's ink, a proud sprout in the mad forest, your voice from Bedlam by: STEVE PHELAN crashed my little Upstate New York. I set the wormy gaylords, Hiking through the woods last out like pins in snow, in snow immer in upstate New York and warmed my blood with words and wrote ith that other eye, my camera, I my red red words. wjust off the path a huge tree tiich had been blown over. The Ill ^accidentally blowing through Bucking the Massachusetts leaves, e thick cover was highlighting sneak-thieves of color erich orange/red of the broken and death, you rode home, Driver nk- The picture I conjured and with a fuU back seat k was taken from a distance of lit twenty feet and set the and the keys d-shaped mass against the dark left in. een of the undergrowth. Gath- &g up my gear in excitement I IV attention to the snake in the always rely on memories for such *ed on. About fifty yards I hope the sky, metaluc, celestial or ro the way and out of sight of trunk which my first view did not gaiety, but somehow or other the otherwise burst fuU "yfind I had a second thought, I recognize or consciously record. incredible changes we go through just melt into each other and we somewhere of stars, and that m picture, and so I returned The poem I wrote deals with lose the cosmic view. Night carried you off ake a closer shot, one which several problems in my life in In one of Chaucer's best poems, as you asked: Celebrant; subtly, •"Id allow the viewer no green terms of the experience of the Troilus, a great and tragic lover without cry. ^e whereby to interpret the picture, and several others I prefer to keep to myself. The who has been "betrayed" by his culous color and shadow- girl (they were ladies then), JEAN WEST MacKENZIE s of the prostrate tree. The point of this whole display is that )n man progresses by his feeble but eventuaUy dies in sorrow and is d picture is reproduced here taken up to the eighth sphere of permanent records by which he a poem (amateur as well) heaven from which he looks down gets a second look at himself. »I wrote five months later on this Uttle spot of earth and "> That second look comes to the • TOP IPs- $3.98 ^ng an autobiography course. laughs uproariously at the foUies fi B**i photographer who discovers sub­ mmW •' • 45s - NOW - * .96 V-. In two years of amateur photo- of those who weep over mere tleties in his negative or print 1 • AUDIO AT MSCOUNT ^Phy I have come to prize that passions and lusts. What I'm .1 that did not reach his conscious­ 4 m«" -CCNTRAL FLOAIOA* LAftQCST ** eye which teaches me what trying to say is that you needn't iK* S ness at shuttertime. If you don't F RECOHO 4 AUOK) STOflEr* see. what in fact I fail to see wait for heaven. You can have I make permanent records of your \ * t wJm 14 WW M^ ^ the two-eyed view which my your cosmic laughs by writing life-if you don't autobiography - %re would have me conjure. your own story as you go and by ISaZiSae* you are missing out on some of 3 case the color photo is not taking your paths in reverse. the greatest ironies and jokes of % reproduced here in black 1 aU time. Obviously, one can white, I wiU caU your Page 4 Festival "76" Promotes Controversy by: GARY WILLIAMS further back to the Ragtime mind. A sampler: Monday - ley's Firing Line, Masterpiece Years. The documentary on "The Monty Python, with Twit-of-the- Theatre, Bill Moyers' Journal, all For two weeks in March, the Rise and Fall of the CIA," pre­ Year contests, discussions of winners. And Monday through local affiliate of the Public Broad­ sented at Rollins last fall by John Leninist revisionism in the laun­ Friday evenings at 11:30 there is casting Service, WMFE (Channel Marks, was shown, followed by a dromat, and karate techniques the Robert MacNeil Report, a 24), conducted what some area rebuttal by William Colby. The for use against banana and/or news program which examines a residents apparently felt was an best was often saved for last, as grape - wielding assailants. different topic of current national unusually heavy-handed appeal WMFE concluded each evening's Wednesday - Soundstage, which interest each night through back­ programming with a British film. ground reports and interviews. for funds to support it operation. has featured musical artists such My own favorite was "Hobson's To repeat, the above is only a Given the fact that one of the as Harry Chapin, Judy Collins, selling points of PBS is that it Choice," a comedy about women's sample of the exceUent programs which may be seen on Channel 24. doesn't burden the viewer with liberation starring Charles Randy Newman, and Arlo Guth­ If you have access to a television commercials, the two-week "Fes­ Laughton and John Mills. rie. Thursday - Lowell Thomas set (or to an unusual radio) which tival 76," with its frequent inter­ (There's a joke there, though it Remembers; do you remember picks up 24, take a break from ruptions to solicit memberships, pales in comparison to the title of Lowell Thomas? Friday - Wash­ Spock, Laverne, Shirley, and seems to have gained the station the movie.) ington Week in Review, the best Radar. BeUeve me, if you like the some enemies to go along with its The list could be extended, but weekly news program on any Fonz, you'U love Peter Lisagor. old and new friends. What follows you get my drift: I liked it. I liked station. Sunday - WiUiam Buck­ is a testimonial, unsolicited, to everything I saw. So much did I the value of a station of this type. like it that I cam perilously close , Built around a number of to renewing my membership "specials," Festival '76 was a several months early. Moreover, treat. With fare ranging from a my conscience has been panging I AND DEATH behind-the-scenes view of the all week. most recent Superbowl to an I've also been having sober I am a unique human being; no one else is quite like Karl Peters. under-the-skin National Geo­ second thoughts (are all first When I die, something irreplaceable wiU be lost. graphic dissection of the Incredi­ thoughts drunken?) about why I Therefore, I have a responsibiUty to myself~to love, ble Machine called the human so thoroughly enjoy having To share my unique self with others as completely as I possibly can. body, there was, to coin a cliche, Channel 24 around. I have con­ something for everyone. One cluded that its value is not to be In this sharing I wiU influence other unique selves; program explained why It's Hard measured by its several "special" I wiU change the world, if only ever so sUghtly. To Be A Penguin (though it's not weeks each year. Rather, its How wiU I influence others? How wUl I alter reaUty- that hard if one's parents are value is better measured by its Toward greater good or greater evil? penguins). Another took us back regular programming, 45 to 50 to the Good Old Days of Radio, weeks a year. Stated simply, 24 is To alter reaUty toward good, I must not only be increasingly self-giving, while still another took us even nightly entertainment for the But also increasingly receptive to other unique, self-giving I's. Love has two faces, which look not away from, but toward each other. Miller Reviews Francophone Love gives totally, and receives totally the total giving of others. Love is of myself and my neighbor: by: ELINOR MILLER "Thou shalt encourage those with you to share themselves as much as you During the past year, I have titled, "Religious Dichotomy in share yourself." read a paper at the South Gide's Symphonie Pastorale. At In trying to fulfill this second great commandment, I fulfiU the first: Atlantic Modern Language the Comparative Literature Sym­ Love itself grows toward becoming all in all. Association meeting of the Amer­ posium in Tallahassee I read a ican Association of Teachers of paper, "Michel Burtor's Niagara." When I die, a unique, irreplaceable human being wUl be no more. French, devoted to black franco­ It will be submitted to Vander- But if I Uve responsibly, having made my small contribution, phone literature, "The Role of the bilt's journal, Soundings, at the My finite individuality will have been already transformed into Narrator in Glissant's La end of spring break. The eternity of ever expanding, universal Love. Lezarde." This paper is being With the tireless help of our considered for publication in the excellent research librarians, I Eternal life is having lived so that I have changed reality. SAMLA Bulletin. At the Modern have been able through inter- Heaven is having lived so that my individuality has been transformed into Love Language Association in Cali­ library loan to complete back­ Hell is having Uved so that my individuality has been transformed into that fornia, in the Seminar on Third ground studies for a series of which decreases Love. World Literature, I read a paper, articles of Jean de la Ceppede, Eternal death is having lived so that I have changed nothing at aU. "Bertene Juminer and Eldridge which I will finish writing while Cleaver: Black Man, White on sabbatical next year. KARL E. PETERS Woman." This paper is being Currently I am beginning an considered by Presence franco­ article on the use of advertise­ phone. At the Modern Language ments and posters in the novels Association Seminar on Catholic­ of Alain Robbe-Grillet. This sum­ ism in Contemporary Fiction, I mer I plan to complete an article BECOME A still in embroyo on the latest novel of Glissant, Malemort.

ROLLINS COLLEGE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION There will be a meeting of the Rollins College Christian Science Organization at 8:00 P.M. in the Bush Science Center Auditorium on Tuesday, February 10.

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Navajo,Zuni, Santo Domingo fielc New England Wharf 647-2611 $.05 Beer luci 400 S. Orlando Avenue Winter Park, Fla.l Thfc Cowrie All lea •0 Invest-Create Your Own Religion A. ARNOLD WETTSTEIN mind has two aspects, the ana­ lytic and the reactive, roughly Experiments with similar instru­ the consequence of concrete ex­ jf a man really wanted to comparable to Freud's conscious ments have been discontinued perience somewhere, sometime. because the process is too subject t a million dollars, the best and subconscious dichotomy. The Thus we are really taken e to suggestion and auto-sugges­ would be to start his own reactive keeps interfering with seriously! tion for precision. Abandoned for the orderly processes of the Mon." Thus spake L. Ron experimental purposes, the idea Once ingredients like these are analytic mind, causing the prob­ board in 1949; he promptly has become central to Sciento- established in your new religion, f0Ceeded to act on his own lems that obstruct not only logical therapy, widely used in the next crucial one, developing .. The mystifying Church of mental but physical health as auditing. an in-group feeling to deepen Utology he founded surfaced well. Now the culprits that cause personal commitment, will prob­ So far, such ingredients as a lewspapers and last week's the trouble are engrams, memo­ ably follow as a matter of course. new terminology and therapy » of Time by virtue of sur- ries of traumatic experiences You will obviously have your with a scientific aura may carry iptitiously purchasing a hotel including the very sense-percep­ critics and opponents whom you you a long way toward founding a bank building in Clearwater, tions associated with them. We may accuse of ulterior motives. new religion, but not quite far ish on the barrel Scientologists, can be relieved of the grip of an Generally, you may count on the enough. Something's missing - reports, have done the engram by recalling it, acknow­ Feds if not the Rednecks to make the element of wonder before the ledging it, and being enabled to some blundering attempts at thing in the past two years mysterious, a sense of cosmic destroy or recreate it at will. But persecution. The F.D.A. raided lying buildings in New York, expansiveness. Hubbard supplies our engrams are not easily Scientology headquarters in Angeles, Boston, Miami and this in his book History of May least three other cities. Now if smoked out; an auditor can spot Washington, carrying off 3 tons (ca. 1952) which catches the of E-meters and literature and ubbard receives 10% of all them when they elude our own attention with its very first venues as the IRS alleges, and notice - a twitch, a sudden move, could not really make a case. If sentence: "This is a cold-blooded these do not materialize, there Icientology has that amount in an emotional reaction may give and factual account of your last assets, it can give a person one away. will always be irate parents sixty-triUion years." It seems claiming you have misdirected iuse. Taking a few tips from the Auditors are the priests or that behind the analytic and aster, there is no reason why ministers, auditing the confes­ their innocent young or the IR.S. reactive minds in each of us is a questioning the tax-exempt could not do as well. sional. Be sure to build something Thetan. Not exactly souls, : course, it requires some like this into a new religion for we status for which you would Thetans are pre-existence boring naturally apply. agination. Hubbard was a suc- do love to talk about ourselves. and hence created universes to jssfull science fiction writer to The results are very positive, play with. In their omnipotence, We live in a propitious time for jgin with. A founder of a new in Hubbard's theory. As engrams they could develop any kind of developing new religions. Part of ligion needs a certain facility are eliminated, the patient be­ universe they wanted, with the reason is that in a dehuman­ ith words, creating new terms, comes free, creative, more oceans composed of orange juice ized, disinterested society, no­ (eferably with suggestive im- natural and ultimately Clear. A or mountains of green cheese, body seems to care. A new lecision of meaning to make Clear has instant recall, a photo­ etc. (Note how this theory can religion, like Scientology, really for further revelation as graphic memory and telepathic explain AUce in Wonderland). works: people are helped in Illations demand. Sci fi is a good powers. In fact, Hubbard urges Soon, however, they grew tired release from neuroses and self- for this skill as well as Clears to avoid display of their even of omnipotence, so they doubts and the realization of iving the further advantage of powers; advising them to created our universe and em­ personal potentials because here lorring the distinction between . . .not go upsetting governments bodied themselves in it. Then someone is paying attention to intasy and fact, through in- and putting on a show to prove something strange happened: them. That the system contains a srsion, interposition, and quasi- anything to homo sapiens for a they became so fascinated with few rather questionable ideas ic. As a nuclear physicist, while; it's a horrible temptation material existence, its conflicts seems less important, for in our ubbard wrote a book in the 450's to knock off hats at 50 yards and and satisfactions, that they forgot time the age of faith has been radiation, suggesting a read books a couple of countries that they were Thetans and all replaced by the age of gullibility, rmula called Dianazene corn­ away. . .but you'U just make it our troubles began as we became through the relativization of values whereby value is trans­ iced of nicotinic acid and as- tough on somebody else who's lost in our MEST-existence (of muted to valency and the sub- ted vitamins, taken daily with trying to get across this bridge. Matter, Energy, Space, Time). §ilkand chocolate, as a barrier to Hubbard traces the history of jectivization of truth, whereby Hubbard offers a good tip here, truths become private - your ij[ti radiation. to emphasize extraordinary Thetans as Clams, Mollusks, Sloths, Piltdown Man with enor­ truth or my truth. But there is A scientific aura is very useful achievements but keep them the rub. If everything is true, can under cover. In 1950 before a mous teeth used to chew up his developing a new religion neighbor. If only we could re­ anything be true? If you want to ese days. If you can corrobo- packed house in Los Angeles, make your million through a new where Hollywood stars including member who we are, we would ile some of its effects with realize we are all Thetans. We religion, you had better give up Jhnical equipment, all the Gloria Swanson had taken up on the question of truth. Person­ dianetics, Hubbard was per­ need only to divest ourselves of itter, for by establishing credi- the restricting engrams which ally, I find more solidity in the |ility in one aspect of your suaded to introduce the world's kind of thing Lincoln said, ad­ first Clear, a pretty college have ensnared not only our stem, you might well persuade human existence but every pre­ dressing a group of young Jople to swallow the whole student named Sonia Bianca. She lawyers in 1850: "If in your own answered a few routine questions vious existence as well. Thus, if fag. You need not worry about you can't cry, you were inhibited judgment, you cannot be an v'ng the usual scientific cre- from Hubbard when some pro­ honest lawyer, then be honest verbial wise guy raised some in your clam stage when sand ntials, like advanced education clogged your ducts; if you wear without being a lawyer." And I d training. Hubbard had been questions of his own. It turned find more satisfaction in a sent­ out that Miss Bianca, a physics goggles operating a pneumatic arded a Ph.D. by Sequoia drill or horn-rimmed glasses, you ence from another Master: "You tDiversity of California (don't major who as a Clear would have shall know the truth, and the had once been a Thetan speciali­ ther to look it up), receiving a total recall of all sense perception truth shall make you free." But could not remember Boyle's Law, zing in torture. All we need to do t°d deal of flak from unkind is to take a 12 V2 hour "Life then, he didn't make a million. l nor identify the color of Hub­ 'cs about it. With a flair, in Repair" program ($625), move on bard's tie when his back was 6 he "resigned" his degree as pre-Clear to reach Clear (a *** turned. Nevertheless, others pre­ ing an ad in the London process costing about $5,000) and E sented themselves as Clear from then on to the top to become time to time, some having been "Operating Thetan", with the cured of cancer, one expecting to world as our oyster. h L. Ron Hubbard. . .having live 400 years once he perfected J^ived the damage being done his anti-gravity device, another Editors our society with nuclear What is so amazing about this who through the powers now kind of system is not only that if Fsics and psychiatry by per­ available to him, grew new teeth. offers explanations for every­ is calling themselves "Doctor", F thing, touched with wonder, but a hereby resign in protest my In 1951, an auditor in Eliza­ Chose method as well toward a fantastic versity degree as a doctor of beth, New Jersey, came up with a super-realization. Note further machine which considerably F'°sophy [Ph.D.l. . .1 wish no the appeal to our narcissism, aided the auditing process. The Nation of my kind with these actually eternaUzing it, as doc­ New editors for tha R-Book, f box with handles, wires and a dial sons and do sp publicly de- trines of reincarnation tend to do, Brushing and Sandspur were monitored the emergence of en­ fe and request my friends and and the appeal to our megalo­ chosen at the Publication Union i grams. The subject holds an Public not to refer to me in mania, offering release to our meeting, Tuesday, April 13. electrode in each hand, forming a y *ay with this title. own omnipotence. Think of the Martha Makarius, Brad Per­ f circuit as he tells his story. The opportunities here for Skinnerian kins and Colleen McU^ane, re­ dial jumps when an engram jhe most productive scientific reinforcement, and the attractive spectively, will fill the$e posts for lingers just below the surface. J for a new religion is of premise of salvation without any j the 1976-1977 academic year. Labelled an "electropsycho- e, psychology. Hubbard pro- moral demands whatever. On top meter" by Hubbard, E-meter for <* a book he called Dianetics: of all that, see how every one of short, the machine measures J* Modern Science of Mental our. fantasies is accepted as fact, t >alt«- His theory is that the galvanic skin responses to stress. Page 6 THE MEDIA INFLATION Easter Benefit Methinks the newsmen do protest too much It's all a mad inflationary spree (The righteous media-men so strong, so true) As prices daUy wing aloft and soar. to Raise Funds When they protest their souls are soUed with smutch, Producers act so mercenarily; Their principles defiled beyond their due They ask, like OUver, "I want some more." By politicians' deeds unpurified, And whUe the price of food and gasoUne RoUins CoUege Organist and By raw catastrophe, by aU mischance. And ev'rything on earth we use ascends, Choirmaster Alexander Ander­ Methinks this is a pose assumed to hide Each survey, paper, braodcast, magazine son has announced that a special Their inner glee and happy circumstance Is trying to explain financial trends. Benefit Music In The Chapel In having shocking news to fill the air, Financial wizards wield their wizardry, Program will be held at Rollins To spread their ink in headUnes black and bold, And analysts proceed to analyze. College on Easter Sunday (April To give them daily fame in pubUc glare, Economists use no economy 18) beginning at 8:00 p.m. in the And profit most when others fail and fold. Of words to seek the causes moneywise. Knowles Memorial Chapel. A If all went right, and no where was there strife, For aU this expertise there is no need; second benefit concert is also The newsmen would have naught but pauper's life. The answer is one simple word; it's GREED. scheduled for Sunday, May 9. "The purpose of these special af1 WILBUR DORSETT WILBUR DORSETT programs is to raise money for de the Chapel Choir's trip to Europe liq slated for this summer," said sh Anderson. an "Although Music In The Chapel liq performances are usually free, Can you name this event, th d« we are selling tickets for the people it involved, and where it. special concerts at $2.50 each or happened, which occurred at "ti $4.00 for both programs with Rollins party earlier this yeai Wi tickets available at the Rollins The first correct answer to reac ag Chapel office." Colleen McCrane at box 2048 w: pr The Special Easter Concert receive one case of beer of his or gf will feature the Rollins Chapel her choice (within reason). si1 Choir performing Bach's Bran­ ni denburg Concerto No. 4 and Mass sl< in B Minor. su On May 9 the Rollins Choir all with Orchestra will present Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 3 N. with Soloist Carol Wolfe. Ameri­ he can Choral Music wul also be Student's Incentive For Your highlighted with the performance of Bernstein's Chichester Psalms. Tl Additional information re­ to Learn Wanes Bicentennial Engagement ar th garding the Concerts is also by: ALAN NORDSTROM available by phoning the Chapel and Forever Bi at 646-2115. So much is known today that th little incentive remains for us to pe Trustees acquire knowledge for ourselves. st With such storehouses of infor­ Wi mation at hand as we now of Report possess, in encyclopedias, li­ braries, and computer banks, and The RolUns College Board of with the current hegemony of Trustees under the direction of Experts and Specialists in all Chairman, Frank M. Hubbard, fields, how can we ignorant held their annual February meet­ amateurs take an active and ing on campus Friday, Feb. 20th significant role in learning? It and acted upon several items of seems futile to think that with importance which included the our paltry individual intelligences election of four (4) board mem­ we should ever master any field, bers, approval of the $9 million much less range widely in our 1976-77 annual operating budget competencies, knowing much a- of the College, and a decision to bout many things and discovering begin construction of the $1.2 new insights as we learn. What is million George D. and Harriet W. one mind next to all that vastness Cornell Fine Arts Center. of potential knowledge—a mere Elected to three year terms on candle in the cosmos. the board were Warren C. Hume, Our feeling of impotent ignor­ Senior Vice President of IBM; ance is hardly new in the world; George E. Powell Jr., Chairman but paradoxically, in this most of the Board of Directors of the advanced nation in the world, Kansas City based Yellow where more people enjoy greater Freight System, Inc.; Patricia W. educational opportunities than Swindle, RoUins alumnae and anywhere else, ignorance seems West Palm Beach homemaker; all the more inevitable—ignor­ and Marilyn L. WUson of Winter ance, that is, relative to what A perfect Keepsake diamond says it all, reflecting Park whoywas reelected to con­ appears to be knowable. We are your love in its brilliance and beauty. And you can tinue her service on the 23- overwhelmed and dismayed by choose with confidence because the Keepsake guar­ member governing board. the complexity of public issues, antee assures perfect clarity, fine white color and the details of bureaucratic and technological processes, and the precise modern cut. There is no finer diamond ring. Dean to Speak esoteric jargon of the sciences and arts. When knowledge was simpler and less ramified, it was at Easter Service more comprehensible. But know­ Keepsake' The celebration of the Easter ledge today has "exploded." We event and the faith it summons are fishermen in a rowboat, wiU be the theme of worship on casting out a single hook amidst a How to Plan Your Engagement and Wedding Sunday at 9:45 A.M. at Knowles school of whales, hoping for a Everything about planning your engagement and wedding in a beautiful 20 page Memorial Chapel, RoUins College. minnow. booklet. Also valuable information about diamond quality and styling. Gift offers * Dean Wettstein wul speak on the Yet, if the old incentives of for complete 44 page Bride's Keepsake Book and giant full color poster. All for 25*. question "Who Will RoU Away mastering a field or many fields Name the Stone?" The RoUins Chapel of knowledge and of contributing Address Choir, under the direction of a major new perception or under­ City Alexander Anderson, will sing standing to the world have Worthy is the Lamb (from The dwindled, we may stiU seek State Zip Messiah) by Handel. (continueO on page ., Keepsake Diamond Rings, Box 90, Syracuse, New York 13201 Lfind KeeDsake Jewelers in Yellow pages or dial free 800-243-6100. In Conn. 8OO-882-6500j Page 7 Untitled Reflection Scientific Problems

byrALHULME returning to Middletown, Con­ Object of Study necticut or New Bedford, Mass- The man and the woman sat achucettes - it was productive. Dr. Mary Ann Henderson has patiently on the bus. The man The bus was chartered - con­ as perhaps twenty-six; the spent the last two summers at ff trolled by these old people and the Marine Biological Laboratory floman did not know too much the man and woman. The man hout him. She was twenty-four in Woods Hole, Mass. Woods a had come upon the charter Hole is an internationally known but the man figured her for a through his father who utilized it teenager. She wore sunglasses; biological and oceanographic a year before. The man liked the center where many leading scien­ sheshined a short skirt. She was charter idea. The woman was a beauty. tists seek answers to some of doing it because she was bored at natures most perplexing prob­ home and directionless. She liked They'd been talking for a whUe lems. How a cell controls the size the charter too. of its organelles is still not after the bus left the Miami "I'd like a bottle of wine, yes, a .pot. They'd been talking about known. Durirfg investigations bottle of wine," the woman said. using sea urchin embryos Dr. liquor. She had established that The man opened his eyes Poet Peter Meinke read selec­ she'd "down a gin and tonic tions of his work Wednesday nite, Hendeson found that the length remembering the old feeling. "I of the cilia could be doubled using janytime." He'd said that any used to carry a bottle of Southern April 14 at the French house. liquor was good as long as it mild enzyme treatment. Cilia are Comfort with me whenever I hair-like appendages used for didn't have too much of a bite to traveled. I was heightened by the L6aming (continued from page 6) "The stiffer the drink," he said motility or possibly as sensors. idea of riding on a bus, watching These results were presented at he shorter the fun." But she the houses run by and intoxi­ knowledge, however little it may is still young and she could not be, for ourselves, to become the Woods Hole Annual Meeting cating myself." He pronounced and an abstract appeared in the agree with him though she ex­ 'intoxicating' with renewed em­ brighter in our thoughts and pressed sympathy. She loved to more comprehensive in our ap­ Biological Bulletin, 149:444. A phasis. "But I never got too three year, $90,000, grant pro­ [get drunk and loud and expres­ drunk -1 always felt sick after a preciation of that half-acre of the sive. She saw no downfall in any universe we survey. We are yet posal has been submitted to the few slugs of the stuff." National Science Foundation to light except when you went to "You don't have any now, do little universes unto ourselves and may, by our wills, expand or continue these studies at Rollins [sleep. She thought she could you?" The woman anticipated. during the school year and at Sustain herself on any amount of "No." contract, or say we are each of us stars — some are red dwarfs, Woods Hole during the summers. [alcohol. She figured the "drunker "Oh, too bad. I almost thought In the summer of 1975 Dr. you get, the stronger the night." you did. I wish you had, that dense and dull, while others are supernovae, bursting with ex­ Henderson investigated the pos­ Nights were more meaningful, to would have been fun." sibility of using marine algae to her, when they were drunken. "Why, I think I might have a pansive energies, gobbling up planets and voids all about them. evolve hydrogen gas using the little something here." sun as an energy source. The The bus was full of old people. The woman smiled. "Oh, now, But better to be stars of either They were leaving their paradise sort than to be the recently feasability of this was presented c'mon, do you or don't you - I'd at the International Congress of ind going home to the fall. Not discovered Black Holes — so love a taste." Botany in Russia and in the that there was any evU in densely compressed and dismal At this point the man knew us to suck up all light in their Journal of Plant Physiology. An •ut they saw it as a switch from something he hadn't known vicinities, so introverted that no unrelated, forthcoming paper the ideal to the practical - the old before. He found himself liking illumination ever emanates from written in collaboration with Dr. people had many dreams in the the woman - energetic in her their dark, self-devouring fur­ B.J. Henderson will soon appear tupor of Florida and now they movements and her voice. He naces. To be a candle or a star in the American Journal of were going back to the mechanics knew that he'd have to manipu­ may make no difference to etern­ Physics. home base where all the days late properly. He had the upper ity. But to make light in any »ere physical and tactile. hand - it was up to him. wattage may incandesce our con­ Plimpton to Appear, sciousness and brighten this half- acre plot we occupy so briefly. *** Man of Many Faces

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Look at the sky. BENNETT PUBLISHING CO. Saturday night and listen to this Deft. Z14, 1*2 Charles Statt, •••«••, MM. «1 !4. "amateur among the pros." Ad­ Go into an elevator and press 3. Pleas rush me copies of GUIDE TO MONEY FOR HIGHER EDUCA- TION at S5.95 plus 50c tor postage and handling for each copy. mission is free with Rollins I.D., Have lunch. I am enclosing S (check or money order). Ride in a taxicab or bus. $2.00 for the public. Ask a person for directions to the nearest post office. ©Coprris*» iw Have breakfast. Fleishman Walk on the sidewalk. Chuckle. Victorious Have a shot of Jose Cuervo. SUMMER ROUND TRIP Deliver a lecture to the Mexican National Assembly on the NEW YORK - LONDON Ivan Fleishman was elected historical significance and potential President of the Student Center peacetime uses of the nectarine, $265.00 for the 1976-77 year. Other new officers include Jeff Morgan, as seen through the eyes of Keats. Must reserve 65 days in advance. Comptroller, Kevin Finnesey, Social Chairman, Ricky Atwood, CALL TOLL FREE 9 to 9 Union Performers Chairman, Jed Stander, Lectures Chairman, [800] 847-7196 Eric Manasse as Films Chairman, and Colleen Gilrane, Publicity NOVA-CHARGER CORP. Chairman. If you have any sug­ gestions for improvement of Stu­ ITHACA, NEW YORK dent Center Activities, contact Ivan Fleishman or attend the L Student Center's open meetings. JOSE CUERVO*TEQUILA. 80 PROOF. ,_,__, ™MM IMPORTED AND BOTTLEym.F.Dn BY ©1975 1975,. HEUBLEHEUBLEINI . INC.. HARTFORD. CONN. Pa*

RIDAY, APRIL 16 H Conceited Prop isal whom wrin' Te the nation in de­ 11:30-12:45 a.m. "Robot" - Talent Search, Beanery by: DAVE JOSEPH NELLER cadence and tax us of our 12:30 p.m. Good Friday Service of Meditation, Knowles Chapel strength, comforts, and due in­ In these few dismal paragraphs 1:00-1:50 p.m. "Robot"-Talent Search, Annie Russell Theater heritance. No better t nding could that lack the gaiety of heart to 3:30 p.m. Baseball vs. Fla. Southern College, Home introduce my second proposal. felicitously express the seasons 8:00 p.m. Ballet Guild of Sanford-Annie Russell Theatre Proposal Two: That all forms of hence and the ecstacy of spring to 8:00 p.m. Film "Popcorn", Bush Aud. financial assistance, typified in spring, I shall expatiate the 9:00 p.m. WPRK, Carolyn Hancock welfare, be eliminated. Youth is seasoning of time on corporeal not without error but seldom existence unlike that of salt to does it wallow in the mental and water. But let no man assume the physical degradation common to SATURDAY, APRIL 17 floods of time an unnatural occur­ age. I shall not engage in the ence, but assuredly incompatible practice of hedging, but shall 8:30 a.m. National Secretaries Assoc. Seminar, Hauck Hall with human life and therefore pluck each weed by hand until the -• 9:00 a.m. "Art of Animation", Loch Haven Art Center thru undesirable. Thus, age is my soft white flower's strength is April 18 object upon which future decades rejuvenated. Few gardeners 10:00 a.m. Women's State Rowing Championships at Disney shall leave me subject. I speak of would deny the welfare of the World those who have seen the leaves beautiful at the expense of being M 1:30 p.m. Baseball vs. Fla. Southern College, Away change their colors as often as a m charitable to the decrepit. The 6:30 p.m. Roman Catholic Mass child counts the worms in the young are thirsting for the life- 8:00 p.m. George Plimpton, Field House first puddles of spring. Event­ ||V sap too long sucked by the lazy ftIV 8:00 p.m. Ballet Guild of Sanford, Annie Russell Theatre ually, we shall all learn the nature and deviously plodding elderly. 9:00 p.m. WPRK, Tom Cook of leaving and coming. The el­ del We are the sappy generation 12:00 p.m WPRK, Pat Roney derly that perchance had testi­ badly in need of a drink and a jid cular fortitude in their active ild straw to break the camel's back. years, have ejaculated, with utter Proposal Three: That our hos­ bdiii despair, thos sentimental phrases jdill pitals, already cluttered with SUNDAY, APRIL 18 so often attributed to fluidity on idill juvenile patients, need not con­ jdill the brain. "And if this ball is •dill cern themselves with the per­ 45 a.m. Easter Sunday Chapel Service given to me, how shall I throw it jdill sistent ailments of the elderly, miii' 30 p.m. Baseball vs. St. Leo College, Away without forgetting to whom it whose habit is to make the 00 p.m. "Orlando Presents" Easter Parade, Eola Park Bandshell rightfully deserves?" Henceforth, neck hospital a common abode, while 00 p.m. WPRK, Grover Gardner if I have only briefly demon­ rarely being out of patience to fill jievn 00 p.m. WPRK, Nancy Ausbon strated the sterility of lonliness jievrt the most intolerant rooms. I ask Jievrc 00 p.m. Music in the Chapel, Rollins Chapel Choir that compels one to tock before for an immediate and unequivocal levrc 30 p.m. WPRK, Scan the clock hath ticked, then the Chevrc removal of persons attached to Jievrc 00 p.m. WPRK. Top 40 Take-off with Rockin' Randy RoUins & exclusiveness of age should suf­ this age classification. lev.' Jumpin' John fice in convincing all to whom Jiev. > Proposal Four: The superan­ Jievro have had the courage to bear hevro with my ungentle verbosity, the nuated individuals, who have tevro always had a repulsion to any lev. \ following proposals, swiftly con­ lev. I MONDAY, APRIL 19 ceived but conceitedly expressed. form of toil or strain, shall not be levrol allowed to hide within the con­ levrol Proposal One: Like tobacco, hev. C 2:00 p.m. Men's Tennis vs U.South Florida, Away the harm of age is beyond the fire fines of a hospital or home. I friev. C Student Council Meeting. Crummer #213 propose the elimination of Socia lev. V 4:00 p.m. of juvenility but smolders in the lev. C Dr. Kaufmann, Lecture, Bush Aud. 8:00 p.m. smoke of a life exorcized of youth Security benefits and the ere iv. C 9:00 p.m. WPRK, Thane Maynard ation of a day camp dedicated t levroli and agility. I suggest that our W WPRK, Susan Jenkins 10:00 p.m. fondling fathers, whose natural the principles of capitalism. A lev. V, 12:00 p.m. WPRK, Tom Mazie concentration of camps in proxi ivrol< positions are bronze busts as lev. Ci great as the domes in which our mate distance with a cognoman levrolc relfecting this assemblage, will tevrole milk and some honey lies, would lev. Ca not only support but uplift my exercise every right on its mem­ levrole TUESDAY, APRIL 20 bers ensuring all may be left on levrol e following proposal: That age be lev. Ca declared unconstitutional due to the premises. Of course, the cos level I e 11:00 a.m. Dr. Kaufmann, Lecture, Hauck Aud. for the initial erection of these sv. Ca 30 p.m. All Sports Banquet, Field House its harm on youth and beauty and lev. Ve its corrupting influence on ma­ camps will not come from the lev. Ve 00 p.m. Film "Open City" Bush Aud. taxes of the young, but from the lev. Cai 00 p.m. Dr. Kaufman, Lecture, French House ternity wards. This is by no levrolel means extravagant and would superfluous benefits of Social lev. Vei 00 p.m. WPRK, Steve Howe Security on which few old per­ levrolet 10:00 p.m. WPRK, Paul Hartke meet with anxious approval by all except those who sit in supreme sons are actually dependent. The ptsun 11:30 p.m. WPRK, Jim Aebli old will be taught useful duties pun places and court the notion of ptsun and will be trained in the building fctsun z youth in their wretched and ptsun deformed bodies. Let them de­ of future camps for surplus WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21 ceive themselves into beauty material. All elderly persons will edge until the varnish on their benches contribute significantly to science f°«9e 3:30 p.m. Baseball vs. USF, Away stains the area where their and medicine. Bodge 9:00 p.m. WPRK, Simon Talbot thoughts and fantasies are con­ Proposal Five: I shall endeavor no further proposals after this, 10:00 p.m. Union Performer jured and delivered. Their ugly Pic GT 10:30 p.m. WPRK, Bo Russell birthmark shall never be re­ nor will it be necessary if the 12:00 p.m. WPRK, Jim Rice moved but glitters like a golden following suggestion is enforced. watch that cannot be tarnished Some may dispute the austere- ,|t by words as great as Hawthorne ness of this final proposal, but at or by amputation disguised in the few will deny the ultimate bene­ THURSDAY, APRIL 22 mask of Surgical lifting. What fits accrued through its imple­ mentation. I W Pinto bias infests the enemies of merci­ rd M 3:30 p.m. Baseball vs. USF, Home ful death, better known as bench Overpopulation is more than a "sti 6:00 p.m. Student Assembly meeting, Hauck Aud. dudlers, whose usefulness distant concern, it is a serious 9:00 p.m. WPRK, "The Mad Dog Radio Hour" with Howl meagerly exceeds those engaged reality. Its implications are ob­ & Bones. to a hideous machine, either vious to the young; starvation 10:00 p.m. Union Performer hospitalized or computerized. disease, and corporeal odor 10:00 p.m. WPRK, Ernie Valez And whom are most likely to infest every culture - few 11:00p.m. WPRK, George Sweitzer succomb to mechanical bedlock, escape the ravages of nw rdP,nto the old, indeed. Let this injustice crowding. Since resources are "A Van of the peace conclude in the limited, do not our senses "a Van greatest consummation of mar­ vituperate the unproductive seg­ C Van FRIDAY, APRIL 23 ments of society that demand "a Pick u riage, divorce. Contemporary S Musta' wisdom has always surpassed the clothing, food, and health care. 9:00 a.m. Men's Golf, Stetson, Fla. Southern at Jacksonville ^ toustar Every loyal American reviles d 8:00 p.m. Black Student Union, Dance Concert, Annie Russell rigor mortis inherent in didacti­ : Maveri stagnation and unproductiveness Ta Mustar cism. I plead not to the Orrj Theatre Therefore, I propose the in 8:00 p.m. Film "After the Fox", Bush Aud. mortgagers and sellers of earth, *« Mav stantaneous glaciation of all per PTorl 9:00 p.m. WPRK, Carolyn Hancock but to its rightful inheritors, the young and verile. I beseech the sons 65 and over: they will b m»Q pJJ*t- prime of age to subjugate those void and prohibited in societMjJ toustan (continued on page W fOfd Page 9 Autos to be Towed Friday; Security asks for explanation

Attention! All the autos on this list have accumulated 3 or more tickets avoid complications, you come in and discuss this issue with them if your and are liable to be towed as of today. Security recommends that to car is on this list.

Rambler 1967 White FL 17-8195 Honda 1975 Brown Ma 741-60L Pontiac C Pacer 1976 Red NY 192-BCA 1974 Bl/Blu Pa 97H-269 Pontiac CHornet 1973 Green _ VA DTA-162 1970 Green Tx KUX-793 International 1968 White Fl 24-10083 Pontiac OGremlln 1973 Blue Va FPA-639 1976 Wh/Red Ga LES-161 International 1967 Green Pa CN-74895 SAAB 1960 Green Fl 8D-17242 Jaguar 1967 Green Fl 7-38469 1970 Beige Oh 785892 Subaru Jeep 1968 Wh/Red Md D28152 1970 Yellow NY 756-LOB 1974 Sil/BI Fl 7D-10779 Jeep 1968 Red NY 68-52A 1972 Gray Fl 7D-37558 Toyota 1974 Brown Fl 2-94962 1971 Silver Fl 7D-43813 Toyota 1975 Wh/Bei Fl 7D-10480 Mazda 1975 Bl/Sil 1973 White Fl 17-11256 Ct SZ-5377 Toyota 1971 Wh/Grn Fl 7D-38432 Mazda 1971 Green Oh TT6483 Toyota 1973 Wh/Red Fl 10D-54916 1972 Blue Fl 6D-14701 Toyota 1972 Gold Mn BV-3329 1973 Orange Pa X05-750 Mercedes 1965 Silver Fl 10-144373 Toyota 1976 Brown Ok PY-2746 1974 Blue Mo C9E-364 Mercedes 1965 Grey DC 291-178 Triumph 1970 Wh/Red 7D-49158 kSkyla 1970 Green Fl 7W-100435 Merc Capri 1972 Bl/Grn Fl 7-80875 Triumph TR6 1972 Bl/Red 190-10380 :k 1969 Bl/Blue Ma J—Clark Merc Capri 1970 Yellow Ct LJ-3011 Triumph 1968 Bl/Yel NJ 650-CRE kk 1973 Blue Nc EET-675 Merc Capri 1973 Blue Ct SG-8769 1971 I* Blue Pa. 841-27S Merc Capri 1972 Blue Fa DAP Volvo 1971 Yellow Fl 19-21351 Mercury 1969 Black Ma 677-464 Volvo 1969 Black Vt CU-454 dillac 1968 Be/Brn Fl. 7WW-1126 Merc Coug 1971 B I/Yell NJ LDF-176 1973 Wh/Grn Fl 7WW-6400 NY 262-AVH dillac Mercury 1974 Wh/Brn VW 1967 Blue Fl 1D-148492 1972 Fl 7WW-17701 Oh 6000GB dillac Green Merc. Capr 1972 Green VW 1975 Yellow Fl 5D-20282 1964 Fl. 7WW-22389 Tn 20-JX42 dillac White Merc Coug 1974 Brown VW 1971 Blue Fl 7D-1343 IL PC 8 dillac 1973 Wh/Red VW Van 1966 Blue Fl 7D-3406 Mn FA-6890 Mg 1969 Gold Fl 7D-12677 dillac 1970 Tan VW 1973 Green Fl 7D-17497 NY 312-NOR MG 1967 1967 Fl 7D-60414 lilac 1974 Wh/Brn VW 1967 Blue Fl 7D-41602 MG Bl/Brn Ct 2D-2105 1969 VW 1974 Yell Fl 7D-41768 MG 1972 Bl/Blu NY 326-KNX Kker 1972 Black Pa SL8-040 VW 1970 Met Blu Fl 7D-49723 VW 1967 Beige Fl 7D-60496 1970 Wh/Blu Fl 1W-244523 Opel 1970 Red Fl 7D-48234 VW 1972 Red Fl 7D-60773 ivrolet 1974 Burg Fl 1W-261160 VW Van 1971 White Fl 7RV-6085 ivrolet 1974 Wh/Brz Fl 3W-101169 Olds Wagon 1973 Brown Fl GATOR VW Van 1966 Wh/Red Fl 7RV-7477 vrolet 1974 Beige Fl 5W-65491 Olds Cutla 1971 Org/Yel Fl 6W-56251 VW 1963 Bl/Red Fl 17D-8174 •vrolet 1965 Blue Fl 7-72376 Olds 1961 White Fl 7-22912 VW 1965 Red Id 1/A B8-847 vrolet 1967 Wh/Tan Fl 7-76582 Olds 1962 Blue Fl 20W-639 VW 1969 Blu II TG-31 v, Vega 1974 Brown Fl 7-79068 Olds 1974 White Fl 26WW-1796 VW 1975 Yellow NC FCW-517 i. Vega 1972 Blue Fl 7-96337 Olds 1970 Bl/Gold Id 49N-1235 VW 1966 Red NJ 389-CKV vrolet 1975 Green Fl 7 W-16-117 Olds Cutl 1976 Wh/Red In 49T-7306 VW 1970 Yellow Pa 8J 2-041 1971 vrolet 1969 Bl/Gry 7W-23051 Olds 1968 Green II YE-9642 VW Red Vt 2268G 1968 vrolet 1969 Green Fl 7W-39752 Olds 1974 Bl/Sil NJ YBE-197 VW Yellow NJ 704-BHI Van 1970 Blue Fl 10GK-5741 Olds Cutlass 1971 Wh/Red Pa 1D6-376 1968 Brown Fl 19-7148 Olds Cutlass 1976 Black Pa 890-14T 1970 Wh/Sil Fl 32W-2245 Plymouth 1968 Yellow Ma 188-77B 1972 Brown AI 2-53589 Traffic Appeal Plymouth 1970 Gold NH 7580 », Camaro 1967 Bl/Yel Ct HF-9172 Plymouth 1973 Green Pa 520-839 Camaro 1974 Blue Ct HN-4638 VII. FINE APPEAL. A Traffic 1974 Ct NM-5612 iv, Vega Silver Appeal Board shall be constituted 1974 Ct PT-6899 1966 White Fl 1-273326 iv, Camaro Red Pontiac by the College Activities Com­ iv. Camaro 1974 Be/Brn Dc KEV-4 Pontiac 1973 Wh/Ble Fl 2W-9694 Fl 5-31895 ivrolet 1975 Tan la 7/7FFV-304 Pontiac 1975 Blue mittee to hear appeals of accused 1970 II AM 5301 1976 Wh/Blu Fl 6E-8915 iv, Wag. Brown Pontiac personnel desiring to appeal the (v, Van 1970 Bronze Ma A/A81-467 Pontiac 1968 Silver Fl 7-23285 (vrolet 1970 Gray Md DAD-445 Pontiac 1968 Maroon Fl 7-78258 action of the Adjudicating 1974 Mi SSX-319 1974 Silver Fl 7-86955 »• Camaro Wh/Red Pont. Firebird Authority. This board shall be (vrolet 1966 Bl/Wh NJ 317-AVP Pont. G. P. 1972 Wh/Grn Fl 7W-66879 (vrolet 1970 Brown NJ 960-CRK POntiac 1974 White Fl 8WW-6564 composed of two faculty/staff and 1974 NJ PJB-5 1974 White/Grn Fl 7W-98079 (•/, Camaro White Pontiac two students. The Appeal Board (vrolet 1975 Blue NY 64-AA1 Pontiac 1974 Wh/Blue Fl 10W-80880 ivrolet 1973 Green Oh GH-9932 Pont. Firebird 1973 Yellow Fl 16W-30736 shall take action on all appeals Fl 17-15051 fev. Camaro 1974 Blue Pa 91H-375 Pontiac 1968 Wh/Green Fl 64-5660 submitted and notify the accused tvelle 1973 Wh/Grn Tn 1-A8095 Pontiac 1969 Bl/Sil 1974 Ct ME-5626 «v, Cama Wh/Blu Tx CTT-905 Pontiac Firebird 1970 Brown of the action of the board. An 1971 Va DMC-627 1970 Bl/Wh Ct NM-1591 (v, Vega Orange Pontiac appeal shall be upheld when a 1974 Va FNV-433 Bl/Gry II 290-455 (v, Vega Gray Pontiac 1970 1971 Va FSN-894 Red In 49T7387 majority of the board members », Cama White Pontiac 1974 1971 Wi M86-016 In 82J1185 vrolet Yellow Pont. G. P. 1975 Wh/Blu vote in favor of the appeal. When 1974 Md AER-323 Bl/Burg Md BHE-395 iv, Vega White Pontiac 1971 1969 SD 67-2929 Md CER-459 an appeal is upheld no further vrolet Blue Pontiac 1972 Red Pont. GTO 1970 Beige Md DPG-568 action can be taken against the 1968 Wh/Red Fl 4D-2351 Pontiac 1974 White Mi PFD-961 accused for the offense charged. 1974 Silver Fl 6D-16997 Pont. Firebird 1973 White NJ YWI-722 1969 Red Fl 17D-11015 Pontiac 1972 Green Oh 401-FN When an appeal is rejected the 1975 Blue NY 937-NKX Pontiac 1970 Blue Oh BH-7384 accused must comply with the 1972 Fl 10D-85334 i Wh/Grn decision of the board and pay the !9e 1975 Green Fl 2W-103601 f/ffll&rVSSi fine adjudged within fourteen ige 1971 Bl/Gold Fl 7-10826 ! (14) days of the finding. seVan 1971 Blue Fl 7-22732 Ige 1974 Yellow Md J82918 Ige 1974 Yellow Tn 4-P8911 <7kA55 Proposal : GT 1969 Green Fl 26W-10021 «XOTK f*LANr> (continued from pag^f/f.) 1975 Green Fl 7D-40378 This certainly is not drastic since 1970 Red Fl 7D-45046 1975 Blue NJ 235-CVY revival is presently improbable. 1974 Blue Va GBP-948 Implicit in the glaciation method At New is the total restoration of body 'a Mustan 1971 Blue Fl 6-19051 muscles and flesh; a likely pro­ ,3 Mustan 1974 White Fl 7-41551 DISCOUNT PRICES 'H Pinto 1972 White Fl 7-83495 spective for omnivorous humani­ ] Mustan 1964 Red Fl 7-85105 tarians. * Pinto 1970 Blue Fl 7D-12024 for Students. The cold facts remain: either 5 Pinto 1976 White Fl 7E-14459 a we "suffer the slings and arrows ' Torino 1972 Wh/Red Fl 7W-15790 id 1971 Blue Fl 7W-22874 of outrageous fortune," or bow m 1975 Blue Fl 7W-103771 out as targets and become the id 1976 Wh/Blu Fl 7W-105113 Come in and compare 3Sta.Wagon 1973 Green Fl 7W-117915 ninth sign of the Zodiac. The 1968 Green Fl 13-7548 * Fl 13-17285 latter is preferable and indeed, «Pinto 1972 Blue our Prices 'J 1966 White Fl 19W-44591 indicative of a true sportsman. '3 Van Ct11725 1967 Brn/Brz Ct14810 "Van 1967 Blue with Anyone : De C-1836 Van 1970 Red 3 Ga CN-4453 ' Pick Up 1974 Blue 13 II US-8909 --ANYWHERE Tutors needed. Work with first offenders, age Mustan 1974 Silver Ma PGA-55 1973 Green 14-17, who live and work together at Wilderness 3 NY DNN-600 ' Mustan 1974 Silver : Md DNS-177 Camp, about % hour drive from campus. 6:30 - ' Maveric 1973 Gold 15 Mustang Mn HR-6333 7:30 p.m. any evening Mondays through Thurs­ 1971 Bl/Yel Mn LW-3163 1970 Yel/blk rjMav. NC ALL-200- 501 Park Aye. N. days. Areas especially needed are math, litera­ 1971 Blue NH HO9908 (Next to Brandywines) ture, and social studies. Interested students 3 1974 Bl/Grn NJ 126-ERV ' Must. 1971 Blue should contact Ms. Haskins, 420-3664. falcon NJ COW-777 1964 Beige NY EFS-7 "Mustang 1975 Tan Pa 3SL-764 Master Charge & Bank Americard 1974 Bl/Blu Pa CH-73411 1 1970 Red Tx HMS-305 r 1972 White Page U

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by:FREDCAFFREY Rollins faced a tough Stetson team Tuesday but battled to an The Tars came from behind 8-7 victory in the ninth inning. twice to win games over St. Leo Stetson scored on a two run College and Stetson University in homer in the third and again baseball action this last week. scored in the fourth. Rollins The 4-0 and 6-1 tallies proved that scored in the fourth, also, as Hart the Tars are back on the right tripled down the right field line track. scoring David Hall's double. Sunday's game against St. Leo Stetson brought the score to started out with the Tars at a 6-1 as they scored in the fifth and four run disadvantage due to two two more in the seventh. The errors by the Tars and some Tars made a strong comeback in timely hitting by St. Leo's team. the eighth scoring five runs on The Tars made a comeback in the five hits, tieing the game at 6-6. second inning with two runs as Jim Liakos opened the eighth Mike Johnson singled, larry Hart with a walk, followed by a homer walked and Bruce McAlister from John Costino. Hart singled Rollins Signs New York Standout singled to score Johnson. Todd and McAlister reached on an Munsen came to the plate and infield hit. This brought pinch Rollins College head basketball acceptance letter. "Ron has excel­ brought Hart home on a long fly hitter, Jim Poropatich, up who coach Ed Jucker announced this lent credentials both on and off ball. scored Hart and McAlister on an eek the signing of New York the court and we are looking In the sixth inning, the Tars error by the right fielder. Next, City basketball standout Ronald forward to working with him for scored a solo run as Woody Keys Bill Walczak drilled a triple to Jenkins. Jenkins, who stands at the next four years." moved to second on Jim Liakos' right center scoring Rick Page r7, has played under head coach Chosen as the Most Valuable out and scored on Mike Johnson's (runner for Poropatich). rank Home at The McBurney Player on the City wide All-Star double off the left field fence. Stetson scored again in the School in New York for the past Team, Jenkins will tour Europe The Tars tied the game in the ninth but Rollins' Liakos walked, two seasons. this summer playing on the seventh as McAlister walked and moved to second on a passed ball Selected in 1976 as a First Amateur Athletic Union (AAU) then moved to third on singles by and scored on a ground rule earn member of the All-New All-Star squad facing top notch Dave Hall and Munsen. Mc­ double by Castino rork City squad, Jenkins ac­ competition being provided from Alister finally scored on catcher With two outs, McAlister and cumulated a two-year point total several International Leagues. Kevin Carney's sacrifice fly. Hall singled to load the bases for 1,529 points in 44 games at In 1975 Jenkins was named to The Tars winning run came in Blake Lorenz who had taken over McBurney to hold down a career the Second Team All-Ivy Prep the eighth inning with two outs. left field. Lorenz took a strike scoring average of 34.7 ppg. This prior to securing honors on the McAlister walked and then stole while batting but then drilled a past season the personable First Team All-Ivy Prep in 1976. second. Hall singled next, moving line drive to the left center wall, Jenkins netted 916 points for a "I am confident that Ron is McAlister to third. A fake steal of scoring the winning run. 11.5 season average. On the capable of playing college basket­ second by Hall forced a rundown The win extended the Tar's terds the Rollins bound pro­ ball," remarked Frank Home between first and second, allow­ record to 24-9 and brought the spect averaged 25.4 rebounds per who has coached Jenkins for the ing McAlister to score from third, team out of their sluggish ways of outing in two seasons. During the past two seasons at The Mc­ the winning run. the past couple weeks. -76 roundball season Jenkins Burney School. pulled-in better than 27 rebounds "He can run, shoot anil rebound per contest. and has progressed in these areas Intramurals Commence Lambda's remained undefeated "We are certainly delighted steadily over the past two sea­ by: Terry Turley and took the volleyball champion­ at Ron has chosen Rollins to sons. His strongest asset is perhaps his desire to play and his ship for the 2nd year in a row tontinue both his academic and Once again spring has come our consistent 100 percent effort on with the Independents finishing a athletic talents," offered Jucker way and with it the majority of the court. close second. following receipt of the official the men's intramural sports. Soft­ Track, will be a new sport this ball, golf, sailing, volleyball, bad­ year. It is strictly on an experi­ minton, swimming, and this year mental basis and anyone will be track are all on the schedule for allowed to enter. Some of the Sportsman in Profile... spring sports. Competition is events will be the 100 yd. dash, expected to be fierce among all 440 relay and softball throw. If all the-men groups. events go well track will join the In softball the PDT remain un­ regular lineup of spring intra­ by: JOE UVA so had a number of jobs as a defeated with the Lambda and mural sports next year. resident pro at several clubs. Sig EP' tied for second with only Several men's groups are com­ If you've ever passed by the These included: The Chattanooga one defeat a piece. Their up­ peting for the overall intramural tennis courts and have seen a Tennis Club in Chattanooga, coming meetings is expected to Tenn., The Edgeworth Club at trophy, and each win and loss in stout man wearing a wide-brim­ result in a close contest. Golf, the various sports could prove Sewickley, Pa., the Ponte Vedira med straw hat and shouting one badminton, sailing, track will critical in the final standings. Club in Jacksonville Beach, Fla., thing or another in the fashion of begin later on in the month. Intramural men's sports have run a and the Ocala Recreation Dept. in drill-instructor of the marines, Volleyball has been the only smoothly this year due to the Ocala. He was also Director of the [hen you know who coach Cope- completed spring sport. The students. 1 is. He is one of the most Ocala Re?. Dept. from 1952-54, evered and adored figures on prior to coming to Rollins as a ll)e Rollins' campus, and he coach. Sports Shorts • • • Golf, Crew In 1954 he succeeded his own Crew deserves every bit of the respect in the 2000 meters on their Lake coach here at Rollins, Jim Mc- The Rollins mens' varsity crew "M he has earned. Maitland course. They ought to team finished a strong second in Norm Copeland began his ten- Dougal. He has kept Rollins a have good luck Saturday, in their the Miami Invitational Regatta is career at age 14 under the perennial powerhouse and his bid for the Nationals. The Disney this weekend, losing only to their guidance of his older brother who teams have been ranked in the race is open to the public and own shell. In the borrowed shell jpro. He progressed through top 10 of Division n since its there should be some exciting was the Antwerp Sculling Club of %h school and came to Rollins inception. In 1966 his men's contests on display. from Daytona Beach as a Fresh­ Varsity Team streaked to a 25-0 Belgium who have been training en in 1946. He played 4 years of season and won the National at RolUns for the last week. The Golf farsity tennis here and in 1947 Championship. They won the winning time in the 1500 meter The RoUins Golf Team, now '48 he was undefeated in National title again in 71. In this, race was 4:46.2, just four seconds preparing for the NCAA Tourna­ iitions 5 and 6. During those his 21st year of coaching, he ahead of the RoUins oarsmen. ment to be held in late May, } The junior varsity mens' team years Rollins was also the top regards his team as a stronger played in the GAC Intercollegiate and the womens' crew team also ^ed team in the Nation. He one than last year's and at the during the week of spring break. did weU. Both sheUs finished ^duated in 1950 and turned present time is 7-1. The Tar golfers finished eighth in Besides coaching the men's second in their respective races a field of more than twenty teams to teams from FIT. AU teams in the Cape Coral tournament. Norm played the pro-circuit in team, coach Copeland also works seem to be in top shape for the Florida State took first place * and '52 and was rated 19th with the women's varsity and Florida State Championships whUe East Tennessee State and tQe U.S. His most significant teaches an average of 14 hrs. of coming up this weekend at Dis­ Florida foUowed. Mike Nicolette °toplishment as a professional phys. ed. a week. Why does he do ney World. The mens' varsity led RoUins shooting rounds of s made in 1951 when he made this? Because Norm Copeland loves tennis the way RoUins loves have been rowing especiaUy weU; 71-72-73-73-289 to finish eighth tothe quarter-finals of the U.S. last week they set a new record individuaUy. TOurt Championships. He al­ him. ^ mmu Page 12

Princeton Professor to Lecture Alliance Francaise News

Dr. Walter Kaufmann, Pro­ The Alliance Francaise fessor of Philosophy at Princeton Rollins College will hold i University since 1947, will lec­ annual "Wine and Cheese Party ture at Rollins College on April at the residence of Mr. & Mr$ 19-20 as part of a lecture series Thespian Conference Construction Joseph D. Robinson, 570 Semi sponsored by the Rollins Philo­ nole Drive, Winter Park, Sundaj sophy and Religion Club. A total of eight Largo High Begins Aug. 1 School students were recently afternoon, April 25, from 5 to i On Monday, April 19, Dr. P.M. Kaufmann will discuss "Death honored at Rollins College during President Jack B. Critchfield the Annual meeting of the has announced that construction This is an annual event .a,i Without Dread! Poets versus which time members and their Philosophers," at 8:00 p.m. in the Florida Thespian Conference held of the $1.2 million George D. and here in the Annie Russell Harriet W. Cornell Fine Arts friends have an opportunity to Bush Science Center Auditorium. participate in what is the most On Tuesday, April 20, Kaufmann Theatre. Center will begin August 1. The The Conference brought to­ Cornell Fine Arts Center will be prevalent way of entertaining... will lecture on "The Place of France, at the present time. The Religion in Higher Education," at gether drama students from located on the Rollins campus throughout the State who com­ adjacent to the Morse Gallery of wines and cheeses are imported 11:00 a.m. in Hauck Auditorium from France. followed by an 8:00 p.m. lecture peted in eight areas of compe­ Art. The trustees have re- tition. A total of 730 students christened the existing Morse that same evening entitled *** "Nietzche as The First Great competed in the areas of panto- Gallery building the "Jeannette Psychologist" in the Frencjjj mine, monologue, duet acting, McKean Gallery." Mrs. McKean Awards totalling at least! House lounge. duet and group improvisation, has been a trustee of the College $8,000 will be paid to youii| Author, teacher-scholar and scenery and costume design, and for many years, and is the wife of engineers, designers, and i'rl translator, Dr. Kaufmann has one act plays. Hugh F. McKean, President searchers from the U.S., Canada] been involved in several educa­ Students attending the Rollins Emeritus of the College. and Mexico who submit winning! tional areas including Philosophy based Conference were all mem­ technical papers this year o] of Religion, Philosophy and Lit­ bers of the International Thes­ Officers Elected for pumps and pump systems to erature, Social Philosophy, and pian Society, an active producing Henry R. Worthington Hegel, Nietzsche and Existen­ and honorary theatre organiza­ Continuing Education American Techincal Awards] tialism. tion in secondary schools. Contest. I A Fulbright research professor *** Students in the Rollins College Sponsored by Polytechnic In at Heidelberg (1955-56), Dr. School of Continuing Education stitute of New York, the Contest] Kaufmann won an international For Sale-a symphonic, solid state recently elected new officers for is open to all North Americans, Leo Baech Prize in 1961, and was television. Three inch diagonal, the Class of 1976, according to an The papers, which must be pre awarded another- Fulbright to black and white; receives all announcement made by Dr. viously unpublished, may be writ teach at The Hebrew Univesity in major channels and has excellent Daniel F. Riva, Dean of the ten in English, Spanish, oi Jerusalem (1962-63). UHF reception. Will sell for $30. School of Continuing Education. French. Author or authors may (or best offer) Mr. James B. Doster, a busi­ be affiliated with a college oi Contact Ward Simonton Box ness administration major from university, a consulting engineer #2283, Ext. # 2565 Orlando, was elected President ing firm, a pump user, or a pum[ while Mrs. Rita R. Voss of Winter or pump system manufacturer, Music Package *** Park, an education major, was First Time in North America named Vice President. Mr. Bar­ Worthington Pump, Inc., will Offered nett I. Chepenik of Maitland, a headquarters in Mountainsid| business administration student N. J., is supporting the awards The Black Student Union wUl wUl serve as Treasurer and Mrs. contest in North America for College Music students and present the Florida A & M first time this year as part of ill just plain fans of sound under 22 University Orchesis Club in a Ann J. Stevens of Casselberry will take over Secretarial duties. observation of the nation's Kj are eligible for a youth-fare travel concert of dance, Friday, April centennial. 9 package this June that features a 23, 1976 at 8 P.M. in the Winter Ms. Stevens is also a business administration student. Henry Rossiter Worthing musical happening — both classi­ Park Junior High School (1817-1880), American inventor/- cal and jazz — in a charming Auditorium. *** engineer, started a pump manu Swiss Alpine valley town. facturing operation in BrooklynJ *** Montreux, already known as an in 1840 which has become arts center and location of an world's largest pump company. annual international jazz festival, He was also a founder of I will be the site of the First Brooklyn college known today International Brass Congress Polytechnic Institute of N from June 13 to June 19. The York. It is presently the techno gathering wUl bring together logical university with the larges 8 brass section musicians from engineering enrollment in Ne^ symphony orchestras around the York State. world as well as 8 brass instru­ Top Award $5,000 ment playing jazzmen, for con­ certs and other activities. The paper winning first in the Contest will be awardei The package includes air-fare; $5,000. Second prize is $2,000 an< hotel accommodations and two third prize is $1,000. In addition meals daUy during the congress, the judges may select other all concerts and related activities Enthusiastic people to work on and the congress banquet. the Sandspur. Reporters, writers standing papers for $500 awardj Deadline for registration bi The package price is $599 from and a secretary. Our staff will be authors is September 1, 1 New York, $640 from Chicago seriously depleted as of May of Complete papers must be su and $654 from Los Angeles. this year, so we need your help. 6 Additional information can be Come in and check us out at our mitted by December 31, l^ obtained from the music depart­ Thursday night meetings, held For registration forms an< ment of most colleges or uni­ every time a paper comes out, at detailed information, including' versities or at Convention Coordi­ 9 P.M. list of judges, write to Profess" nators, Inc., 300 East 40th Street, Richard S. Thorsen, Secret New York, New York 10016. Henry R. Worthington Techm Telephone (212) 682-0200. Awards, Polytechnic Institute New York, 333 Jay Stree *** Uk*> uSmMMih ^^hjjjj^^ I Brooklyn, New York 11201 ***