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No. 110 April - May 2004 THE SEA CANOEIST NEWSLETTER

Pepe, a Jack Russell/Poodle cross, rides the waves on Diana Adam’s kayak, during a crossing of Lyttelton Harbour. Pepe has been kayaking for one year, and used to stand on a mat, but now has a basket on the foredeck, after being swept off twice. She has also been paddling in the Marlborough Sounds, and "wanted to go with us to Abel Tasman, but couldn't because it was a national park", said John Islei, Diana's partner. She has her own buoyancy vest, complete with handle, to pluck her from the water. Photograph: © John Kirk-Anderson, 2004. The Journal of the Kiwi Association of Sea Kayakers (N.Z.) Inc. - KASK

1 No. 110 April - May 2004 KASK LRB3 - KASK ROTORUA- KASK Contact HANDBOOK John Flemming, PO Box 1872, Rotorua KASK, the Kiwi Association of Sea Ph/fax: (07) 347 9950 Kayakers (N.Z.) Inc., a network of For a copy of this mother of all sea kayaking handbooks, contact KASK email: [email protected] New Zealand sea kayakers, has the HAWKE'S BAY- KASK Contact objectives of: Treasurer, Maurice Kennedy PO Box 11461 Adrian Rhodes 1. promoting and encouraging the Ph: 06-8439853 Fax: 06-8439857 sport of sea kayaking Manners St., Wellington. e-mail: [email protected] email: [email protected] 2. promoting safety standards GISBORNE Sea Kayakers Club 3. developing techniques & John Humphris, 3 Matthews Rd, Gisborne equipment COST: $24.00 New members: gratis Ph: (06) 868 4657 4. dealing with issues of coastal email: [email protected] or access and protection Make cheques out to KASK (NZ) [email protected] 5. organizing an annual sea kayak Website:www.geocities.com/ forum Inc.Trade enquiries to Maurice or Paul Caffyn in the South Island. gisborne_sea_kayakers/ 6. publishing a bimonthly NEW PLYMOUTH KASK Contact newsletter. THE LRB3, or the Little Red Book Bob Talbot, 3rd. Edition, is a mammoth compila- 10 Ranfurly St., Waitara. The Sea Canoeist Newsletter is pub- Ph: 06 754 4191(H) or 0274 457038 lished bimonthly as the official news- tion on all aspects of sea kayaking in New Zealand, by many of the most email: [email protected] letter of the Kiwi Association of Sea WELLINGTON Sea Kayak Network Kayakers (N.Z.) Inc. experienced paddlers in the Universe. Following a brief introduction, the Christine Coshan, PO Box 26052, Newlands, Wellington Articles, trips reports, book reviews, handbook is divided into six sections: - Kayak, Paddle & Equipment Ph: (04) 971 2141 equipment reviews, new techniques, email: [email protected] letter to the editor, and moments when -Techniques & Equipment - The Elements Website: www.wskn.wellington.net the word 'Bugger!' was said singu- SOUTH ISLAND larly or often {referred to by some as - Trips and Expeditions incidents} are sought to enliven the - Places to Go MARLBOROUGH pages of the newsletter. - Resources Helen Woodward Ph: (03) 579 5669 Send in a plain brown envelope, or via SEA KAYAKING [email protected] cybermail to: NETWORK ADDRESSES NELSON - KASK Contact Nora Flight Editor: P Caffyn, NORTH ISLAND RD 1, Runanga. Ph: (03) 544 7877 NORTHLAND email: [email protected] West Coast .N.Z. NORTHLAND Canoe Club Ph/Fax: (03) 7311806 CANTERBURY Sea Kayak Network PO Box 755, Whangarei Andy & Deirdre Sheppard E Mail address: Brian Lamerton [email protected] 53 Kent Lodge Ave Ph: (09) 437 2858 Avonhead, Christchurch. 8004 email: [email protected] KASK Annual Subscriptions are: Ph: (03) 342 7929 AUCKLAND Canoe Club email: [email protected] $25 single membership PO Box 147-282 ($75 for 3 years; $125 for 5 years) www.CanterburySeaKayak.orcon.net.nz Ponsonby, Auckland. OTAGO $30 family membership. email:auckland-canoe-club $35 overseas Rob Tipa [email protected]. (03) 478 0360 Cheques should be made out to: HAURAKI Kayak Group K.A.S.K. (NZ) Inc. & sent to the [email protected] Pelham Housego SOUTHLAND Sea Kayak Network KASK Treasurer: PO Box 46-146, Herne Bay, Auckland Maurice Kennedy Stan Mulvany WAIKATO KASK Contact 03 215 7263 PO Box 11461, Evan Pugh, RD2, Putaruru Manners St., Wellington. email: [email protected] [email protected] Website: www.sskc.wwwizards.net e-mail: [email protected] Ph: (07) 883 6898 RUAHINE Whitewater Club Correspondence to the Secretary: SKOANZ 71 Salisbury St., Ashhurst. Sea Kayak Operators Assn. NZ Maurice Kennedy Ph: 06 326 8667 Fax: 06 326 8472 PO Box 11461 Suzanne Dent, Administrator www.q-kayaks.co.nz/pages/club.asp 42 Burdon Road, RD 21, Manners St., Wellington. BAY OF PLENTY - KASK Contact e-mail: [email protected] Woodbury, Geraldine Iona Bailey, Tauranga Ph/fax: (03) 692 2912 Ph: (07) 576 1492 KASK Website: www.kask.co.nz email: [email protected] email: [email protected] Website: www.skoanz.org.nz

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INDEX EDITORIAL launch, a search party will then have EDITORIAL p. 3 Marlborough Sounds Paddling some ideal of where to start looking. Curfew Dropped Please ensure you use these forms in FORUMS/SYMPOSIUMS On 23 February 2004, Helen Wood- future. Greenland Paddling ward (former KASK president) and I by Grant Glazier p. 4 addressed the hearings sub-commit- OKIWI BAY FATALITY Helicopter Rescue Practice tee of the Marlborough District Coun- Newsletter 108, in the Grim Summer by Tony Dumper p. 5 cil, over a proposed amendment by article, noted the collision between a the MDC to navigation bylaws to power boat and a paddler on a sit on DVD REVIEWS impose a paddling curfew from one top kayak, which resulted in fatal in- Seamanship for Kayakers Getting Started hour before dusk to one hour after juries to the paddler. This occurred on reviewer: JKA p. 7 sunrise. This was to follow up on the 4 January 2004, at Okiwi Bay, north Beyond the Cockpit 15 December 2003 submission that of Nelson. reviewer: JKA p. 7 was made to the MDC from KASK. A newspaper report, 5 May 2004, BOOK REVIEW A press release 27 February noted, ‘In noted the 55 year old Wellington driver NZ Marine Radio Handbook the meantime the status quo would of the boat was to be formally charged Reviewer: P. Caffyn p. 7 apply regarding navigational safety with failing to keep a sufficient look- requirements.’ On 7 April, I sought out. The charge carries a maximum COOKING clarification from the MDC re the sentence of 12 months imprisonment The KASK Cookbook curfew and was advised: or a fine of $10,000. from Vincent Maire p. 8 The Bylaws Sub-Committee has lis- COOK STRAIT CROSSING EVENT LETTERS tened to submitters on the proposed Leo Comeskey is planning a mass Whale Watching Story p. 9 changes and have agreed to recom- winter crossing of Cook Strait for mend to Council that it deletes the paying paddlers with escort boats. I NEW ZEALAND TRIP REPORTS clause on kayaking hours from the was approached to be patron and ad- Cook Strait Crossing 31/03/04 proposed changes to the Navigation visor. On 26 April I wrote to Leo by Mike Wilkin p. 9 Bylaw 2002. turning down his offer, and advising Waikaremoana Date: 7 Apr 2004 this mass crossing concept was dan- by Adrian Rhodes p.10 Mike Porter gerous, especially in winter. ‘Cook Paddling Around Matakana Democratic Services Co-ordinator Strait should be left to very experi- Mike Ham & Rod Voyce p.11 Marlborough District Council enced paddlers, who have the tech- niques, skills and equipment to tackle THE ‘BUGGER!’ FILE NEWSLETTER 109 the crossing without escort vessels; Mt Maungaunui - Fisherman Caught With so many photos in the last news- paddlers who have the patience to by Iona Bailey p. 12 letter of a certain brand of New Zea- wait for a suitable weather forecast, Quail Island land kayak, Max Grant offered to pay neap tidal conditions, and calm seas. by James Thompson p.13 the additional cost of including the They also have the knowledge and first ever colour photo on the cover, experience to turn back if conditions TECHNICAL the flood ravaged bridge. Thanks Max deteriorate. Tow Ropes and Q-Kayaks. from Alan Hall p. 14 Cook Strait is not a place to take Black and white photo quality was inexperienced paddlers, even with the OVERSEAS also improved with Massey Univer- safety of an escort boat. It is subject to Croc. Warning N. Qld. sity Printery using a postscripted for- strong tidal streams, and in winter, air by David Winkworth p. 15 mat file of the n/l on CD. and water temperatures are much colder than in summer. A strong party KAYAK REVIEW Water Safety New Zealand supplied of KASK paddlers recently crossed to Tempest 170 the Trip Detail forms that were in- the South Island, and although winds by Gareth Wheeler p. 16 cluded with the n/l. The small mag- were light, the swell was large enough nets allow attachment to a fridge. for the group to have difficulty in WANTED Many of the sea kayaking fatalities keeping in contact.’ DIY Kayak Builders p. 18 and rescues listed in the KASK acci- dent database could have been avoided Vincent Maire has also written on PASSING THOUGHTS or rescues brought into play earlier if behalf of KASK to Leo, expressing a by Alan Byde p. 18 trip intentions and return times were similar view, and noting that this ven- left with a responsible party. Even if ture could tarnish the image of a sport HUMOUR you leave the intention form on the that has a very good safety record. Affairs etc. p. 18 dashboard of your vehicle before you

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tance), harpoon throwing and rope your last. Free plans are online at gymnastics. These competitions are http://www.qajaqusa.org/QK/ FORUMS/ open to overseas visitors in the inter- makegreen2.pdf or from Kerry national section for fibreglass or fold- Howe’s hand out at Coastbusters 2004. SYMPOSIUMS ing kayaks and the world champion division where traditional kayaks and The paddle will take some getting GREENLAND PADDLING seal skin Tuiliks are required. The used to. Without the correct technique or 30 DIFFERENT WAYS rolling section consists of 30 different the fireplace will start to look like a of SWALLOWING types of rolls from the relatively easy good place to put it. But once you Standard Greenland Roll to the truly have learnt to paddle with a GP the WATER terrifying Walrus Pull. A full descrip- Euro blade is likely to end up perma- By Grant Glazer tion of the paddling techniques and nently stored in the wardrobe never to video clips of some of them can be see daylight again. Canting the blade Saturday afternoon at Coastbusters seen at www.qajaqusa.org. (the top edge tilted forward towards 2004 in Orewa found us crowded the bow) and torso rotation are the around the pool fixated with a tower- A question some of you will be asking secrets to unlock its power. Again ing American wearing a rubber dress. about now is “Why”? It looks like a check out www.qajaqusa.org for more He was Shawn Baker from Montana, lot of hard work to learn these tech- tips. an ACA instructor and a Qajaq USA niques and hunting a seal with a har- committee member. Shawn was in poon is not exactly encouraged here Next on the wish list is a low volume New Zealand on holiday and had of- in New Zealand. Well the simple kayak. Some used in the Greenland fered to demonstrate Greenland pad- answer is because its fun! Sea kayak- championships have so little volume dling techniques at the symposium ing should be more then just a way of the kayak only has 1.5cm of freeboard. during his stay. What we saw opened travelling from point A to point B. It This is taking things to the extreme. A our minds to another aspect of sea is a recreation that we are meant to better alternative is a compromise kayaking that can only be described enjoy and any advancement we can between a day trip kayak and rolling as kayaking gymnastics. make with our own personal skill base machine. Most importantly a low aft can only increase that enjoyment. deck will allow you to lean back to Modern day kayaks can trace their Learning Greenland techniques will accomplish some of these rolls. Al- origins back to the Arctic region with allow you to be more comfortable in a though there are no commercial mod- West and East Greenland having the kayak, advance your paddling effi- els available in NZ that are ideal, most influence. Although other kay- ciency, feel safer when the going gets some are better then others. For an aking cultures, like the Aleutians ex- a bit hairy and boost your confidence. example an Albatross with its low aft isted, much of the accumulated knowl- deck would be better then a Storm. If edge from these cultures have faded No special equipment is needed to you want to play around with Green- into history. To survive in the ex- start wowing your paddling partners land techniques why not make a suit- tremely cold sea conditions in Green- with some of these techniques. Your able kayak? These kayaks are nor- land the Inuit had a very simple rule – current kayak, Euro bladed paddle mally skin on frame, and like the roll or die. A wet exit is not something and spray-skirt will be sufficient but paddle, a Greenland kayak is made you want to do there. This has led to like any sport, equipment designed with Anthropometric measurements the development of rolling and pad- for the purpose will make learning (taken from your body) and are cus- dling techniques that match just about much easier. tom made to fit the user. Searching any situation that a kayaking hunter the web: could find themselves in. Hunting A Greenland Paddle is a long skinny (http://www.qajaqusa.org/Equip- from a kayak in the more highly popu- bladed contraption normally made ment/equipment.htm) or getting the lated and modernized areas of Green- from wood. The whole paddle is de- book: Building the Greenland Kayak’ land is not widespread any more. The signed to be gripped and holding it by Chris Cunningham is a good place skills involved were almost lost until close to the end of the blade is com- to start. Home built wooden kayaks the formation of Qaannat Kattuffiat mon to most of the paddle rolls Un- can also be used with some designs (the Greenland Kayaking Association) like a shop brought paddle, the GP is requiring only minor modifications. in the 1980’s. This club was central in customized to fit the user. For exam- bringing together elders from the ple the length is determined by an arm A spray skirt is handy for keeping remoter areas who where still skilled span + a cubit (distance from elbow to water out of the cockpit but it is very in the art of kayaking with some stu- fingertips), the blade width by a com- restrictive and can pop off the dents eager to re-learn their past. fortable C formed by your thumb and coaming. A better idea is the Tuilik forefinger etc. Because of this you (pronounced Doo-e-Leek). Best de- Every year Greenland holds a kayak- will probably have to make your own scribed as a combination spray skirt / ing championship where paddlers but don’t worry if woodwork is not hooded paddle jacket, it is much compete to earn the most points in your strong point, they are very easy roomer then the Cags that are starting rolling, racing (team, portage and dis- to make. Your first is not likely to be to make a show in the white water

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scene. Traditionally made from seal Helicopter Rescue Practice into first scenario, with a Coastguard skin, thin neoprene or waterproof fab- at Coastbusters 2004 support vessel in attendance rics are just as suitable. The hem of the by Tony Dumper modern Tuilik hangs just below the Paddlers advised to be unloaded and wearers knees and is attached to the HISTORY clear of the beach by 8.30am. At that coaming the same way as a spray It started some seven months ago at time I started a briefing of the ‘on the skirt. A cord is pulled tight in the hood initial discussion on choosing a theme water’ group on the beach, for what to form a watertight seal around the for Coastbusters 2004 they were about to do and expect, then face. Only your face and hands are My suggestion for involving Auck- passed over to Steve Knowles to cover left exposed. There are a couple of land Rescue Helicopter in a demon- positioning, delegation, more on what commercial manufacturers overseas stration, was enthusiastically received to expect and what he required from but with the cost of importing them to by the Coastbuster’s Committee. Greg the group. At 8.45am, the group was NZ a much cheaper option is to make Brownson ( helicopter manager) in on the water. I started a briefing on the your own. Shawn Baker generously turn gave us a positive response, as land based paddlers who were massed left his Tuilik in the country to help nothing had been done to date with on bank above the beach, on what seed Greenland paddling in New Zea- kayakers. I rounded up a group of they were going to see, positioning of land. A copy of a pattern taken from experienced kayaking pals, Steve the water group relative to chopper this Tuilik is available by emailing me Knowles, Steve Levett, Paul Hayward, and reasoning behind the water ac- at: [email protected] . Natasha Romonoff, myself and Joe tions. That is: Ngaira (helicopter crew and white - most weekend rescues would in- Now that Greenland paddling has water paddler). volve a Coastguard vessel (conven- made its debut in NZ, lets keep the ience cost and full compliment on ball rolling. An e-group has been set In October 2003, we all got together their duty roster), especially where up at http://au.groups.yahoo.com/ for a preliminary on the water training close to the coast group/NZGreenlandpaddling/ so all session at their base Mechanics Bay - if helicopter does come then, always interested Kiwis can keep contact with Auckland. A brief film was made by where possible make your way to land each other. If there are enough mem- one of their paramedics and lessons where practical (makes recovery and bers an associated branch of Qaannat learnt by all. From here it progressed treatment is much easier for crew and Kattuffiat called Qajaq NZ could even through discussion, refining some paramedics be organized Who knows? 2005 may techniques and developing a range of - in your call for help, always state the see Kiwis competing in the Green- scenarios. number of people affected, type of land Kayaking Championships. injury and an accurate description of OBJECTIVE: location or position (most important); A new website with even better vid- To give attendees at Coastbusters an type of boats, colours etc. eos then the Qajaq USA one for the informative and instructional insight - one or two paddlers stay with af- rolls is Qajaq Japan: into helicopter rescues involving seri- fected person/s with their kayaks fac- http://www.qajaqjpn.org. If you hear ously ill/injured kayakers, while at ing upwind of anybody who is interested in GP’ing same time to have some entertain- - the helicopter approaches the rescue (JKA maybe?) please feel free to pass ment value to raise interest level scene from downwind, flying into the on either the Yahoo e-group address: wind to position itself http://au.groups.yahoo.com/group/ SULLIVANS BAY - rest of group should have moved NZGreenlandpaddling/ The ‘on the water’ group was chosen away to 8 o’clock position, but facing or my email. I have added my GP on Saturday afternoon. This was led up wind (relay intentions to pilot or bookmarks in the links section to help by Steve Knowles (kayak instructor on VHF to rescue co- coordinator if people get started. and experienced sea kayaker) who possible ) - means group can then had been involved in the previous view proceedings, be out of downdraft, WEBSITE PHOTOS helicopter session with the rescue facing into the weather (initial trials Sea kayakers who attended the KASK helicopter) and John Kirk-Anderson, with group at 11am (within pilot view) Coastbusters Sea Kayak Symposium who had worked previously with heli- showed that group had desire to turn in Orewa were very impressed with copter rescue scenarios at the Christch- to watch (unstable) or with backs to the range of wooden kayaks on dis- urch KASK Forum in 2000. wind and reasonable sea they were play. Shawn Baker from Montana and prone to broaching) a member of Qajaq USA was there A mid week briefing was held with - so they face into the wind/ sea to (his pool demonstration will be talked the crew boss, John Skirrow, as to the maintain control of their kayaks, and about for years to come) and he took five scenarios I requested; VHF work- in direct view of the winchman who a number of photographs of the kay- ing channel was agreed to and alterna- cons the winch and paramedic to the aks. These have been placed on the tive back-ups planned in case they pilot over their headset intercom Qajaq USA website and can be viewed were called elsewhere. We requested - the pilot sits on right hand side of at the URL below. an 8.55am arrival of helicopter to fit chopper, if he has engine failure or www.qajaqusa.org/gallery/ within the day’s programme, and ar- has to ditch he will go straight ahead albums.php ranged that they fly in and straight or swing to the right

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- the winchman controls the rescue 3rd scenario: John Kirk Anderson and Christine itself and guides/ handles the cable Two injured parties in the water; Watson tried again with a variation; facilitating rescue kayaks removed by leaders to safe Steve towing the injured kayaker into - the jumper controls the rescue within zone or should be inverted to save the wind on a long tow line, with John the water so the injured party must being blown away with necessity of broadside and at right angles to in- follow his directions being chased. jured kayaker, to supply resistance to - in the case of any rescue it is prefer- - paramedic is already on the cable being blown about. A sea anchor or able to have on VHF or cellphone a and dragged through the water by the better still, extra paddlers in the water, rescue co-coordinator, such as Coast- chopper to injured party could achieve similar result guard or experienced radio operator - - retrieved one at a time preferable but not essential to have - first person retrieved to safety; re- JKA would be best to comment on the co-coordinator land based for other peat procedure for 2nd person this as in reality a rafted rescue is the facilities at hand (extra phones, most likely one that a severely disa- stronger radio signals, despatching 4th Scenario: bled kayaker within a group would additional rescue boats etc.). An injured person within a kayak - use, hence John’s “being there” input excessive seasickness and dehydra- is most valuable. At 8.55am precisely, the helicopter tion or seizure/heart - in case of sea- arrived. The pilots are independent of sickness vomit into spray skirt and Note in the UK, it is frequent practice Auckland Rescue Helicopter and got lean forward (can be washed away) - for the kayaks to be holed and sunk caught here as the pilot of the day do not attempt to lean over to kayak by the rescue service to avoid any wanted another briefing before start- side or else capsize highly likely. chance of confusion and further res- ing. This held us up a little - no cues being called for an already res- problem and everybody fully under- If there is a group - one experienced cued paddler. On a lighter side, the stood what was going to take place. paddler from group can hold incapa- pilot advised that surfers have on oc- ble person’s kayak, 2nd person to casions insisted that their surfboards First scenario: hold the assisting kayak. At this point go with them in the chopper. They do Injured kayaker in the water. His kayak they can either help the injured party not want such requests from kayakers! retrieved and taken to safe area by into the water on arrival of chopper, or leader on arrival of chopper: if too serious stay with him/her. The chances of a kayaker ever requir- - paramedic jumps from chopper and ing a helicopter rescue should be very swims to injured person All lean forward to lessen windage very slim for the obvious reasons, - if practical and injury not too severe, and effects of downdraft. however it could happen so the in- get the kayaker out of their kayak into sight may prove of benefit. the water. Even if it means having Upon arrival of paramedic at kayak extra person in the water with them side, he secures the kayaker, then in- The discussion and questions with the where a group is involved. It is easier dicates the winchman to lift - in the crew after landing created a lot of and faster retrieval for chopper crew case of a sole kayak - as they pull the interest and Rebecca Heap (Chairper- - paramedic is lowered; the cable and kayaker free and away, the kayak son of Coastbusters) presented harness (winchman constantly in- capsizes and so upside down, it is less Westpac Rescue Helicopter with a structing to pilot (e.g. “left 2m, ahead prone to being blown away cheque donation being from part of 3m,” as they hover); harness applied the funds received. The helicopter and both winched to chopper (They 5th Scenario: buzzed some of the groups on the way did not take anybody on board on this A rafted rescue. This was a first as this out, to show the limited influence of day to keep saltwater out of chopper). had not been practised previously. downdraft. The paramedic takes complete con- The chopper came in low and imme- trol of the kayaker from time of his diately it could be seen how the We have since had a lot of good feed- arrival to treatment downdraft blew the injured kayaker back on the event from paddlers, show- and the two supporting raft kayaks ing that the Objectives set out were 2nd Scenario: away at speed towards the rock and achieved. My thanks to all the ‘on the The entire group are subjected to tree-lined shore so the chopper had to water group’ who subjected them- downdraft effect and maintaining po- chase them. I understand normally in selves to the unknown; Steve and John sition and control kayaks. The land this situation the chopper would nor- for not losing anybody, and the Auck- based group were shown this when mally hover a lot higher with less land Westpac Rescue Helicopter Crew the chopper first arrived with the downdraft effect and use most of its and Service. intention of landing in agreed marked 60m cable length. area. The approach was low which Tony Dumper resulted in some kayaks being flung The downdraft is most severe just to about on the beach and much distur- the rear the chopper and within first bance in the marked area. The pilot 40m of the water. moved to clearer paddock location The water group of Steve Knowles,

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picky. Oh, and I didn’t really like DVD REVIEWS John’s demo of a T Rescue, but that’s BOOK REVIEW by John Kirk-Anderson another matter! Title: ‘New Zealand Marine SEAMANSHIP for KAYAKERS Review DVD supplied by Auckland Radio Handbook’ GETTING STARTED Canoe Centre. Sub title: ‘The User’s Guide to VHF and SSB Marine Radio Stations’ Hosted by John Dowd BEYOND THE COCKPIT Author: John Allen Produced by SeaKayakVideos.com Published: 2003 Featuring Derek Hutchinson Publisher: Mollymawk Publications This DVD, the first in a planned series Produced by the University of Sea ISBN: 0-473-09206-9 on sea kayak skills, is shot on the Kayaking Content: 79pp, metal comb bind, stunning West Coast of British Co- maps, colour pics lombia, Canada. However, the first The third in a series of four DVD’s, Cover: Laminated soft cover word spoken is “Giday”, a give away this volume is focused on developing Size: A5, 210 x 146mm, portrait for- to the origin of the host, John Dowd. confidence in using a kayak on edge. mat An expat Aucklander, who has led an To this end, sea kayak designer, coach, RRP: $29.95 (including GST) amazing life, John wrote one of the author, and general personality Derek Reviewed: P. Caffyn first books dedicated to sea kayaking, Hutchinson demonstrates several started Sea Kayaker magazine, and is movements using a moving blade to The preface, from Jim Lott of the now hosting this new series on DVD. support him while off balance. Coastguard Boating Education Serv- ice, notes by placing shore station Using local instructors Tina Walker Wayne Horodowich, the founder of antenna high of the mountains, almost and Dag Goering, the footage follows USK, provides some input, but Hutch- 100% of our coastline now has VHF a trip from the planning stage and inson’s skills as a presenter are al- radio coverage. For sea kayakers, the subjects range from checking the boats lowed full reign. He clearly enjoys use of VHF radios is not confined to – which is cleverly compared to a performing for the camera, and most calling in a rescue - marine weather pilots pre-flight check – to minimum technical aspects of filming and sound forecasts can be accessed, pods on the impact camping. recording are very high. His demon- water can keep in touch, and during strations look like fun and they are extended trips or expeditions, base Skills covered include the usual: performed in a very relaxed manner. stations can be informed of progress. strokes, buoyage, rescues and surf, When Chris Duff was stranded in on with all shown clearly, if to a limited Despite this, I was disappointed by the outer Fiordland coastline with a degree. This is highlighted in the nar- this DVD. Endless shots of Hutchinson kayak almost smashed in half in the rative, which explains that it is the demonstrating the same stroke are not surf, his visual distress beacon - a first in a series, as the title indicates. needed, as one advantage of DVD is driftwood tower with red and yellow the pause, rewind, and playback fea- stuff sack - was not noticed by fishing Helping get the message across are tures, allowing close study of any boats heading back to Milford or a the “Motley Crew”, a couple of likely technique. plane flying overhead. With no show lads who’s paddling trip could be of walking out to Milford, he was able summed up in one word, “Bugger”. Little was shown to compare the turn- to pass a VHF radio message on via a The only time the two trips meet is a ing advantages of an edged kayak as passing cruise ship to Fiordland Mari- lovely moment towards the end when opposed to a flat hull, which would time Radio, who organized a helicop- Tina hands one of them his hat after he have highlighted the advantages of in- ter to rescue himself and the kayak. was washed ashore. deed getting ‘Beyond the Cockpit’. Also, all of the strokes, many of which For owners of VHF radios, or those There were few areas of the DVD that use an extended paddle, are shown in considering purchasing one in the near I thought could have been improved, flat calm conditions, which does not future, I suggest this concise and well and these were mainly to do with the inspire confidence in their use in real laid out book is prescribed reading. technical aspects of the filming. Heavy life. The introduction includes descriptions shadows on faces during direct dia- of VHF and SSB radio, calling proce- logue I found distracting, and some of I feel that this DVD was made to dures, how to use marine radio for the sound could have been improved appeal to the numerous fans of Derek safe passage, a listing of VHF chan- using a voice-over. I almost felt queasy Hutchinson, and as such is more a nels, a section on emergency beacons watching a sequence on planning record of his performing skills than a and a page on qualifications and li- where the camera closely followed a useful training aid. Having said that, I censing requirements. pen darting about a chart, which should have tried them all out! have been slower. Recreational users of VHF radios in Review DVD supplied by Canoe and New Zealand are legally required to That’s not too many things to grumble Outdoor World, Christchurch. hold a Marine VHF Operators Quali- about in a DVD, and I was being

7 No. 110 April - May 2004 fication, which is gained by attending have a solid fry pan with a thick base a course and passing an exam. Con- The KASK which keeps its heat better, I pre-heat tact details for radio operator courses Cookbook over the gas cooker flame but I still are listed. have to lift the pan from time to time from Vincent Maire allowing even cooking and prevent- The middle section of the handbook ing the pan from getting too hot. Cook lists marine radio stations around the Last year I floated the idea that KASK for 2 to 3 minutes in oil and once country, with channels and monitor- produce a cookbook for sea kayakers. bubbles are appearing on surface flip ing times noted, area coverage plus Contributions were asked for but the them over and cook for approx. 2 phone and website contact details. idea did not catch on. However, three minutes on other side, rip them out of Radio stations are separately listed people did send in their ideas and here the fry pan and enjoy. This mix will for NZ Maritime Radio, Port Radio they are. make about 12 fritters. stations, marinas, Coastguard and pri- vate radio stations, and ham radio Chilli Pasta Potato Fritters. nets. Ingredients (to serve 4) These are real easy and tasty. 500g pkt large shells pasta I take nice brushed potatoes so I don’t The final two sections cover weather 1 onion have to peel them but that is your information, and distress, urgency 1 tsp olive oil choice if you don’t want the skin in and safety calling. Some excellent 1 tsp minced garlic with the fritter but it makes no differ- weather websites are listed with serv- 1 Tbsp parmesan cheese ence in my view. Have a small or flat ices described, and four pages show, 150g pkt Greenseas sweet Thai chilli grater, which doesn’t take up to much in map format, the Metservice fore- tuna room. Cooking for one person; two cast areas with the relevant phone 150g pottle Dolmio Tomato & Sweet large spuds will do so grate them into numbers for phone or fax forecasts. Peppers pasta sauce a bowl and squeeze out the excess 1 tsp Sundried Tomato pesto juice from the finished product. Add Page 74 has an excellent photo gallery salt and half a finely chopped onion, of the Beaufort Wind Force Scale- Boil up pasta in a large billy. Chop up add one or two eggs and beat the each Beaufort Number (1- 12) with onion and in a much smaller billy living daylights out of it for a little the wind strength range in knots, a gently fry until transparent. Add gar- while. Pre-heat your pan to fairly hot, brief description of sea state, and a lic to onion. To this add tuna, sauce, add oil and dump some mix in and corker photo. The three pages on dis- pesto. Stir and heat through. When flatten down so there not to thick, tress, urgency and safety calling de- pasta is el dante’ drain and stir tuna couple of minutes each side will re- tail the precise wording of messages, mixture & parmesan all through the ward you with a nice hot batch of and necessary information to be sent pasta and serve. If it’s your turn to fritters, repeat process until all done. when lives are at risk. This informa- cook on day one or two add two tion is not only essential reading but chopped up zucchinis and chopped up Evan Pugh, Waikato information to be remembered when feta cheese for extra texture. out on the water. Pam Howse, Wellington Guinness Mountain Cake 6oz/175g cherries The book design is sharp, with con- Rice Risotto & Mince 9oz/250g sultanas cise easily read text, good use of col- 1 packet Diamond rice riotto and 1 tin 9oz/250g raisins our to segregate listings, excellent Oak savoury mince. Cook up the rice grated rind of one lemon maps, and relevant insertion of small risotto as per instructions on packet 1_ tsp mixed spice colour photos. The laminated cover, cook for approx. 15 min. in frypan small bottle of Guinness stiff pages, and metal spiral bind will with lid then add mince and cook for allow prolonged use (abuse) in a kayak another 5 minutes . Very easy , very Marinate the above ingredients to- compartment. tasty and feeds two people. gether overnight and then drain off the liquid. Availability: the handbook can be Corn fritters. purchased from: I pre pack the dry mix , 1 cup s/r flour. 6oz/175g butter - www.marine-radio.co.nz pinch of salt . T/s baking powder and 6oz/175g demerara sugar - faxing name, address and credit card 2 heaped des/sp of milk powder , this 3 large beaten eggs details to (09) 445 8848 goes into a small air tight bag. 12oz/350g flour - phoning orders to (09) 445 8806 When set up for dinner pour dry in- - boating bookshops and chandleries gredients into bowl then add a little Cream together the butter and water, half a finely chopped onion a demerara sugar. Add the eggs and tin of cream style corn and an egg. fold in the flour. Lastly add the fruit, Mix violently and add a bit more and bake in an 8-inch square tin at water if needed. You want a reason- 345F/170º/gas mark 3 for about 1_ ably thick mix and not too runny. I hours.

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Hints; the Guinness may be replaced The previous day I had phoned Wel- by other beers or tea and the excess NEW lington Maritime Radio to file a trip liquid is good on ice cream. ZEALAND report, also informed the harbour master at Picton. Before leaving Dave & Cathy Hammond TRIP REPORTS Makara I again phoned Wellington Christchurch Maritime with a updated report. I in- Cook Strait Crossing formed them that we should be at Many thanks to these three contribu- Tory Heads at 1pm and would report tors. If you feel you have a special 31/03/04 in at that time. meal or dish you would like to share by Mike Wilkin please send it in for publication in the We set off in the shelter of the head- Sea Canoeist Newsletter. Party: Max Grant, Bill Anderson, Ian lands until passing Cape Terawhiti Vincent Maire Algie, Graeme McIntyre and Lee when we felt the southerly coming in Davies all from the Palmerston North on our port quarter and the swells area; Sue Cade, Kevin Irwin And Mike getting bigger. We stopped every hour Wilkin from Wellington. for a 10 minute break. The prediction of three metre swells seemed about The crossing had been on the drawing right - for me there was one that I can board for at least eight weeks but it remember coming and thinking wow was getting the moon, tides and this is big I also heard Bill and Ian pass weather right. Some long range fore- comment as it came towards us. As I casts looked great, but then a storm got on the crest I looked down to Bill warning would be issued the day be- and Ian and thought, hell they are a Letter to the fore. As weekends limited our chances, long way down there and then watched we decided to try any day, hence a mid it pass with foam coming off the back Editor week crossing. of it. Whale Watching The plan was to go from Makara Beach On the third break we were making Greetings to Tory Channel, then on to Picton good time at about 7km/h and no drift My collection of ‘sea canoeist’ news- and catch the ferry back, although in the course, but after our 10 minute letters started in 1993. It never failed there was the odd whisper of a double break I had to alter coarse 15˚. We had to live up to its reputation of being crossing. drifted some distance north west dur- interesting and informative. But the ing our break. For the next 3.5 hours article by Malcolm Gunn in the last Weather forecast Wednesday 31 we were down to just 4km/h. We had issue, really topped it all. March 2004 for Cook Strait: struck a northerly tidal flow My esti- ‘Southerly 25 knots easing to 15 dur- mates show that the tide started run- Reading his ‘When Whale Watching ing the morning with 3 metre swells in ning 1.5 hours earlier than expected. goes bad’, five or six times, it is still the Strait’ The drift had us coming in past Perano not clear what makes this article so Not an ideal forecast, but manage- Head and the swells bouncing back attractive. The style of writing being able. We had set a limit on 20 knot making sea conditions confused and to the point and descriptive? The winds maximum for the trip. unpleasant. This condition is known amount of information? - a thousand We all met up at Makara and loaded as clapotis. meter deep gash.... etc. His prose, up, the brief was to paddle out for an ‘Sunrise had set the water on fire and hour then raft up and see if every one At 1pm we reported in via hand held Goose Bay was glassy.....? felt confident in the conditions. VHF (of which we had four in the party). Trying to balance and change Instructive seamanship regarding the I had set a course for Tory Channel on channels as requested by Wellington approach for a surf landing? It might my GPS a heading of 255˚. I also used maritime was a bit of a mission. have been Malcolm’s sense of humor. my deck compass as it’s a lot easier to It was so very easy to form a picture of see. High tide Wellington was at The entrance to Tory looked a bit what took place. All I can hope for is 12.34pm that day at which it is slack tough with waves crashing around the that Malcolm will participate in many low tide at Tory Channel. The idea entrance. All we could see was lots of more trips and write them down so we was to get through Tory Channel at white water. It looked reasonable in can enjoy it with him.Thank you for slack water and have a good tidal flow the centre of the channel so we gave this little gem. going with us towards Picton. We the all ships call that we were entering Eddie van den Hurk. estimated a five hour trip for the 33km the channel. As soon as we entered the from Makara to Tory entrance. A channel, it wasn’t as bad as conditions 7.30am start that was a lot closer to just off the coast, and then it was onto 8am. flat water. We beached at Okukari Bay to have a welcome stretch and

9 No. 110 April - May 2004 lunch. 6.5 hours beach to beach. Nearly stick your itinerary (as we found out!) of campsites to us on our map and we an hour later we were off to Picton. We carried two tents with us just in later made use of one of these. case they were needed. Part of our There was not mention of a return plan was to explore the coastline & We carried on our meander around paddle, as we received an updated find suitable campsites that can be the base of the Bluff, with TePiripiri forecast predicting a gale force north- used on future trips. Bay providing a good stopping place erly change. The paddle to Queen for a quick dip. The weather was do- Charlotte seemed to be quite a drag, Driving in from Tuai, we had a good ing us proud and the lake was like a but after a 10 minute break at view of the Lake, sporting 1/2- meter millpond, the first time I had seen it Dieffenbach Point, the northerly whitecaps due to the strong blustery like this. We made our way up to and breeze kicked in giving us a welcome Nor-westers. (30-40 knots) Arriving passed through the Narrows, pausing tail wind, also a pod of dolphins kept at Waikaremoana we decided to go to at Ohinekura Bay, amazed at the deaf- us company for about 10 minutes, the DoC office & have a look at the ening noise made by the cicadas. with one that kept coming up between weather forecast. This showed good Korotipa Bay provided great stop- Ian and me. It was a real thrill and took weather for the next few days, with it ping place for lunch and another dip in our minds off sore muscles. We ar- turning bad for the weekend. the lake. The water was very warm, rived Picton beach 7.30 pm, just after clear & flat, something we struggled dark and headed for a nice hot shower. We decided to sit tight for the day & to remember when we came back this Caught the 9pm sailing on the Lynx wait for the wind (and by this time way a few days later. back to Wellington, then the dreaded rain) to die down. drive out to Makara to pick up our The motor camp has some basic, but We carried on down the rest of the cars. Home, head on pillow at 2am, I comfortable fisherman cabins and we coast, exploring all the nooks & cran- did spare a though for our Palmerston booked into one of these for the night, nies we could find & found some lads still driving home. Many thanks hoping for better weather in the morn- great campsites that can be used on to Bill and Max for organising the ing. Later that day the wind started to future trips, Whakenepuru Bay pro- trip. It was most enjoyable with all die down and we went for a short viding some of these. The wind started paddlers keeping up, it was a good paddle from Home bay, along the to pick up as we got towards Waiopaoa strong group. Northern side of Whanganuioparua Hut where we were planning to stop Inlet to Matuahu Point, just before the for the night. We had been on the Would I do it again. Without a doubt, Mokau Inlet. On the return journey water for 6 hours and covered about yes. Getting the tides right is the next we carried on past the motor camp & 32km. The hut was pretty crowded, so challenge. went a short way up the Aniawawa we decided to pinch some mattresses Mike Wilkin River to view the waterfalls from the & stay at the campsite below the hut bottom. for the night. We were the only tents there, though later, 2 kayakers from Waikaremoana The evening was spent in the campsite Auckland arrived and set up camp communal kitchen, talking to several with us for the night. Ziggy got a fire 12 - 16/2/04 overseas travellers, many of whom were going & we spent the rest of the by Adrian Rhodes going to walk the track around the lake. evening dodging the smoke Ziggy (Ecobezig) Arnold (Penguin) I was very surprised at the amount of and myself (Storm) left Napier early overseas visitor, as the lake is not on the The weather turned nasty during the on Thursday morning & arrived at tourist route & not well known outside night as a storm blew up and none of Lake Waikaremoana shortly after the area. (Or so I thought) us got much sleep. The wind was very 9am. Our plan was a 4-day trip around noisy and you could hear it travelling the lake, staying in the DoC huts situ- Friday morning arrived with fine down the Wairau Arm, finally arriv- ated on the edge of the lake for 3 weather, so we packed our boats & we ing and giving our tents a good buffet- nights. The planned route was from were on the water by 9am. We fol- ing. Later the rain came in sheets and Home Bay to Waiharuru on the 1st lowed the southern inlet arm from as Ziggy had chosen to sleep under the day, Waiharuru to Waiopaoa on the Home Bay to Mautaketake Point and stars, he ended up spending a damp 2nd day, on the 3rd day Waiopaoa to then headed across the lake to night in the cooking shelter. Whanganui & return to Home bay on Ohinetekawa Bay. This bay sits be- the Sunday afternoon. low the Panekiri Bluff, which towers The next day it was still raining hard more than 600m above the lake. The and the winds were flattening the tents The huts are now part of the Great sun was now out & we donned sun- at times, so we decide to stay put for a Walk around the lake & now have to screen & hats that became the order of while & cooked up a big breakfast. be booked in advance ($14 per night) the day. Travelling further along the We went up to the hut & stayed there before leaving on your trip. We found coast we met 2 kayakers who were until later on in the morning when the this to be a bit of a bind, as it makes from a group of boaties staying at wind died down a little and the rain your plans inflexible and expensive if Paengarua Bay for 2 weeks (Nice stopped. Our new friends from Auck- the weather does not allow you to holiday!). They pointed out a couple land were fairly inexperienced and so

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we teamed up with them for their was getting late in the day. Some safety. After a discussion on our in- members of the party were getting tentions, back-up plan, signals and tired, the wind was still blowing and it Paddling around what to do if someone ended up swim- was still some distance to the Matakana ming we ventured out onto the lake Waiharuru Hut. We set up camp and ventured back down to the beach for a by Mike Ham & Rod Voyce We first headed along the coast to- swim in the murky waves, quite a ward the Korokoro campsite to a look contrast to yesterday. We had a good A relaxed start to this trip Meet 9.00 at the waterfall. We battled a night at this campsite, the wind died am at Rod’s home in Omokoroa, Nor’wester of about 25-30 knots with down and we enjoyed a great sunset, loaded the kayaks, did the trip brief some strong gusts that came from a good feed and a roaring campfire. with a cuppa and one last look at the every direction. You could see them Met. marine forecast for Plenty Ma- coming from 500m away, some form- We had a little rain overnight that rine. For 17/4/04 the Met Forecast ing waterspouts and walls of water as forced Ziggy into a tent, once he had was, variable 10 knots, becoming they approached. When they arrived finished battling possums! The southwest 10 knots in the afternoon. all you could do was keep your paddle weather was good on Sunday with not Seas slight with a 0.5m easterly swell. low and head straight into them. We a breath of wind. Arnold went off Sunday 18 April, wind changing to paddled up the Korokoro stream until early to explore the Maraunui Arm we the southeast, it’s all looking good a small waterfall prevented us going had missed the previous day while the with hardly a breath of wind and the any further. rest of us enjoyed a lazy morning. sun’s shining bright. We skipped breakfast, opting to head Arnold decided to walk up the river up through the Narrows and back onto High tide Salisbury wharf 5.18am. to the waterfall while the rest of us the main part of the lake, in case the Low tide Salisbury wharf 11.26am. went around to the campsite & fol- wind came up later. The trip through We were in the water by 10.15 am lowed the track up from there. The was uneventful and we decided to with clear skies, just a couple of fluffy walk is about 30 minutes and well stop at Otekuri Bay for a big cook up clouds on the hills with an out going worth the trip, the falls are spectacu- for brunch. tide. It was a very relaxed paddle to lar. We decided to have lunch there the Mount and the lack of boat traffic and were very tempted to stay, as it is Knowing that we didn’t want to be too in the harbour indicated the sea out- a lovely sheltered campsite situated late getting back to Napier, we de- side was good; we’re at the Mount on a lovely small lagoon The sun was cided not to explore the full length of entrance by 11.30am. now out, though the wind had not got the Whanganui Inlet and leave that for any better and we slowly battled a future trip. We made our way to the Heading out of the Tauranga entrance against it until we got to Kotoreotaunoa Waiherere Bluff where we all played towards Karewa island on a heading Point just before the Maraunui Inlet, tourist & had our pictures taken pass- of 344˚ on the compass we find that where we landed for a rest. ing under the waterfall. From here we the wind is actually a light northerly. made our way back to the motor camp, Unconcerned by this because the fore- We climbed over the point to look at stopping at Mokau inlet for a swim cast said variable, and with such a the Inlet & decided it was too danger- and a look at the river, though there good day we figured it was probably ous to try and enter or cross it. The was not much to see. Rounding just a light sea breeze and would die high winds travelling down & out of Matuahu Point we stuck to the North- off a little later. With the odd big swell the channel were causing a nasty chop ern side of the Whanganuioparua In- going by and the surfers at Matakana and we still had the omni directional let, stopping at Rakiahho Bay for a disappearing it indicated the swell gusts to contend with. We decided to coffee & eventually arriving back at was also bigger than the 0.5m fore- raft up our 5 kayaks and point our Home Bay at about 4pm. cast, riding up and over the swells boats towards Korotipa Bay and let especially on the outside banks on the the wind do the hard work for us. This We timed this right because the way to Karewa Island was fun. was the first time many of us had done weather then started to close in and we this & we were impressed with how had a slow wet drive back to Napier. Time 12.30pm the wind was picking safe & stable the raft was. It was a lot of Colin & Brenda from Auckland stayed up! fun travelling across to the eastern side at the motor camp for a couple more with the wind and chop behind us & we days before heading off to Taupo to We had made Karewa island, time got the synchronised ruddering (?) down paddle to the Maori Carvings. 1.30pm. Anchored up we had lunch to a fine art. We surfed in the last 100m, and did some fishing. Shiite, not one ending up on a small beach just south of Though we did not cover the distance bite! Pulled anchor at 2.30pm and Korotipa Bay, which we then paddled we planned to on this trip, we had a pointed our bows for Bowentown. to through a one metre chop. great time, met some new paddlers, Wind was freshening with quartering found some new campsites, success- seas and breaking up the swell, this We decided to stay at the sheltered fully paddled some rough water & was going to slow us down and with campsite just above the beach as it came back a little wiser. the sun in our eyes Bowentown en-

11 No. 110 April - May 2004 trance seemed to take a long time to flow which at its fastest you won’t be and marine forecast rather unfavour- take shape. able to paddle against and it took able. There were 3 kayaks, all puffins some time to get over to Matakana, I later discovered. The three men were Next stop Bowentown entrance. The where looking for some eddies proved well dressed with jackets, hats and bar was breaking nicely in the 1- 1.5m pointless, the tide was racing out, right lifejackets and they appeared to be off height; found we couldn’t see to well to the water’s edge. Paddling back to fishing judging by the gear they were as the sun was at its lowest coming Omokoroa this time through the har- carrying. I was rather concerned to straight out of the entrance, time just bour, we stopped for a fish at Kauri note that the rear hatch cover of one on 5pm. Point again not even a bite, Shiite kayak had been removed and a large fishing, while this local guy was haul- plastic bin had been placed in the open Both of us were quite anxious with the ing them in, we were not impressed. bulkhead. As they broke though the entire swell breaking around and the Past a likely looking fishing spot on surf I would have anticipated that this bar breaking for some distance out to our way home and it was a day to be kayak would have shipped quite a bit sea. We managed to pick up the inside paddling with not a breath of wind, of water. It appeared that they did in channel and cruised closer to shore dead flat water and quite hypnotic as fact have some difficulty hanging onto with swell breaking all around us, Mike said. some of their gear under the bungy until we were not able to read the Tide was getting low so this meant cords on the deck. I watched as they breaking waves very well because of dragging our boats some distance over paddled into the gathering gloom and the sun. We decided to land on the mud flats marked as channels just mist towards Rabbit Island- about 500 Matakana Island where we were able before Omokoroa, getting through just Km offshore. The kayaks were diffi- to see another 100m through a couple in time for the tide to be coming in on cult to see and would disappear from of broken waves would have had us in this side and more paddling against view each time they were in the troughs the main channel. We portaged our the tide. We arrived home at 2.50pm between waves. I assumed they were kayaks about 50m up the beach to a two good days paddling and fine going to fish around the many rocks to less rough channel but not before we weather made for a tiring but very the north of Rabbit Island. I noted that made it through all these breaking enjoyable weekend and a total of the sea was breaking over many of waves only to have the smallest of 65km. those rocks. waves roll me (Mike) on the beach, no matter, I made it to dry land. Only one The next day an article appeared on wave left between me and the safety the front page of the local paper, The of Bowentown harbour, this wave had THE Bay of Plenty News. One of the kay- my kayak standing vertical on its stern akers had capsized about an hour after and then it started to broach some how ‘BUGGER!’ launching from the beach and the I got through it then quiet no breaking Coastguard and Surf Lifesavers be- wave’s just calm peaceful water, we FILE came involved rescuing him. I later can breath a little easier now, only Fishermen Caught Out Off talked to both the Coastguard and one another km to camp site. Mount Maunganui of the party of kayakers and estab- lished what had happened. We head past Anzac Bay to Shelly by Iona Bailey Bay, pitch our tents have a well earned At about 6pm one of the group, the beer and cook tea. It’s dark at 7pm so Date: Sunday 2nd May 2004 least experienced, had been caught by we turn in for the night only to have Marine Forecast: NW winds . Gale a big wave washing over one of the possums and moreporks keep me Warning in force for Bay of Plenty. rocks north of Rabbit Island. He was awake for most of the night; you’d Seas rough. 1.5 m swells. the one carrying the box in his rear think after paddling 40kms, I’d sleep. bulkhead. Not surprisingly he had been The next morning we wake to a bril- 4.30pm. I was walking on the beach at unable to get back into his kayak and liant day; have breakfast, tidy up and Mount Maunganui . It was mild with had had to drag the boat onto one of are on the water at 8.15am and paddle very little wind but the surf was run- the large rocks out there called North around to Anzac Bay to restock our ning with 1 – 2 metres breaking Rock. The group’s only signalling water supply. Mike told me about a waves 100m offshore. There were equipment was one flashing light. One shag he had seen all tangled up in line plenty of surfers enjoying the condi- of the group set off to paddle to shore with a big fish hanging of it, being the tions. Visibility was hazy. I caught whilst the remaining 2 kayakers waited caring people we are we decided to go sight of 3 sea kayakers about to launch to be rescued on the North Rock. free it and pinch the fish. Upon arriv- from Shark Alley. This is a small ing the shag had disappeared and the section of beach to the east of Leisure At 7.04pm the Coastguard received a fish began a work up, so Mike began Island, generally considered a more call for help from the kayaker who fishing but not for too long as he just sheltered part of the Mount Beach had reached shore. The coastguard dropped his fishing rod overboard. from which to launch and land sea rescue vessel was dispatched and the Next time shag the shag. Bowentown kayaks. I was intrigued to see sea Surf Life Saving Club asked to assist. entrance has a very strong out going kayakers out at this time as I had An IRB was launched from the Mount considered both the sea conditions

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Manganui Surf Lifesaving Club to 2. It is very unwise to paddle in sea I was using my wooden kayak and find the two men. By this time there conditions in which you have not prac- Shailer was in one of Sandy’s red was a fog developing and the IRB did tised rescues especially if the area to kayaks. Sandy’s kayak has funny hatch not spot the men’s flashing light until be paddled has submerged rocks and covers that require a screwdriver to 7.44pm. By this time the fog had other hazards. tighten up so there was one of my become so thick that the IRB crew reasonably good screwdrivers in it could not see the shore at all. They 3. If the capsized kayak had had both behind the seat. By 11.00 a.m. we were in radio contact with the Coast- bulkheads sealed then he may have were on the water and we spent a few guard vessel and were instructed to been able to get back in his boat. minutes paddling in the bay so that stay offshore until the fog lifted. They 4. A tow rope can be used to pull a Shailer could get the feel of the kayak. were able to use a sea anchor carried by capsized boat away from the rocks We then headed off for the western the kayakers to maintain their position. and with the help of the pump and end of Quail Island. Once out of the Flares were let off on the Mount Beach paddle float a capsized paddler can be bay we started making good progress to guide them in but the fog was so thick assisted back into the boat. to our destination. I noticed on our that they couldn’t see them. way that a bit of a nor’wester had 5. If the group had had a cellphone or started but thought nothing of it. About At 21.30pm the party eventually marine radio then the rescue could three quarters of the way to Quail landed at the Mount Beach , cold with have been completed before the fog Island we met up with Tim and Heather a few scratches from the rocks but came down. who were returning from an excur- otherwise unharmed. sion and on their way back to Cass 6. These men were lucky it was a Bay. From talking to one of the group I warm evening. gleaned the following information: We talked for about five minutes and Iona Bailey. May 2004 then went on our way. Tim mentioned - Two of the three fisherman consid- to me that the wind was forecasted to ered themselves experienced sea kay- be up to 30 knots in the afternoon. I akers. The kayaker who capsized was should have taken notice and returned the least experienced and the condi- to Cass bay with Tim and Heather, but tions were probably too much for him. didn’t. Soon after leaving Tim and Quail Island Heather, the water became quite - The group carried a paddle float and choppy but did not have much of a pump but had been unable to use them Bugger File swell and we continued to the island. to expediate a rescue as the sea condi- Report By the time we were about 500 metres tions were too rough. off the island the chop was getting by James Thompson rather nasty and I started getting a - The group did carry head torches, a little nervous. Shailer must have flashing light and spare clothing. The (This report first appeared in the Can- thought so too and shortly afterwards flashing light did help the IRB find the terbury Sea Kayak Network newslet- he got hit side on and fell out. Bug- men. ter, Issue #45 March/April 2002) ger!! I paddled over to his kayak, got it upright, pumped out the cockpit and - The group did not carry any other On 3 March 2002, I thought that I got Shailer back in. Screwdriver gone signalling equipment or a tow rope. would take a friend of mine on an for good though - “Bugger!” introductory paddle over to Quail Is- The group member to whom I spoke land, have lunch there and then return I then made a decision to continue felt that they had underestimated the to Cass Bay. This trip did not however heading for Quail Island but within sea conditions and been caught out by end quite like this and a few valuable three paddle strokes Shailer had fallen the swell and submerged rocks. He lessons were learnt. out again. Now I was getting rather was planning to buy a marine radio as worried. Once again we went through he realised that had the accident hap- We arrived at Cass Bay at about 10.30 the process of getting Shailer back pened any later then the group would a.m. and got the kayaks ready. I dis- into the kayak, which was successful. not have been able to summon help cussed with my friend, Shailer, what I then thought that a change in direc- for several hours. safety items we had and how we would tion would possibly help us stay in the use them if we needed to. Also talked kayaks and decided that we should Points I would make about about how to get out of the kayak if it head straight up-wind towards Gov- this incident: tipped over. As for safety equipment ernors Bay. Do you think this was a we both had PFD’s, cell phones and I good idea?? I don’t think I will ever 1. Had the Marine Forecast been had a paddle float and a pump. As know because as we started our turn checked then these kayakers would Shailer had done a little white water into the wind Shailer fell out again. So have hopefully considered deferring kayaking before I thought the trip I began the re-entry process again and their trip. would all go well. as you can probably guess things didn’t

13 No. 110 April - May 2004 go so well this time. The bottom fell 3.) Having done a rescue, you should kayak you are the skipper and crew, if off my pump and I could not get it take sometime to check whether the something went wrong you are up the back together. (More expressive words rescued person has recovered their creek and dependent on someone than Bugger were being used by now). confidence. If not, start a rafted tow if else’s help. Anyway I got Shailer back into a boat you need to get somewhere. In Jame’s half full of water and asked him how situation, a rafted turn would possibly I have had to tow paddlers more times he was feeling. The answer shagged have been the thing to do. than I can remember for all kinds of and getting cold. We had by now also reasons. My partner Pam pulled a drifted to the eastern end of Quail Have you ever tried it? Next time out muscle in her shoulder once and I had Island. on the harbour, spend a few minutes to pull her for miles. I know a lot of with someone else trying it out. Fas- you will think what a stupid thing to We had a bit of a talk and decided that ten with a quick- release, their bow do, but it was quite a new relationship we should try and get some help. I got near your cockpit and have the other at that time. my cell phone out and called the Po- person hold on to your stern. You can lice and asked if they could send the also do it ‘face-to-face’ with the Another time a paddler on a trip I was Coastguard to come and get us. I had ‘towed’ person being pushed and hold- on got very seriously seasick. We had about a ten minute conversation with ing your bow. to do a three man rafted tow, towing the operator as she organised a police- Kayaks: James in a CLC Cape Charles, the sick paddler and one each side man from Lyttelton to go down and Shailer in a Ferguson Coastal holding him up, fortunately the get the Coastguard out. Twenty min- Sandy weather was good or we would have utes later, all the time trying to stay had a disaster on our hands. Obvi- rafted up, we were rescued. The Coast- ously in this situation, one tow rope in guard were not at all upset that we had a group would have been useless. It is called them and said that we had done very misguided to have the mindset the right thing, which was good be- TECHNICAL that “why bother, when someone else cause I was feeling rather pathetic at will have one”. If one of your buddies needing to be rescued. should capsize, break or lose a paddle TOW ROPES or is in danger of being swept onto They took us back to the marina where by Alan Hall rocks you will not have time to start the policeman was waiting for us. He working out who has a tow rope. was rather amused by me as he took On my return from a recent bereave- our details and discovered that I was a ment visit to my native Scotland it As John and Adrian’s example shows, rescue instructor for Environment was good to get my copy of the KASK the fact that we are experienced pad- Canterbury. We then loaded up our newsletter. I was amused by John and dlers or do not have beginners to worry kayaks and returned home. Adrian’s Bugger file story of Their about does not mean that you won’t Tarawera trip, It has inspired me to need to give or receive assistance at A lot of lessons were learnt that day. get on my favourite hobby horse, TOW some stage. Carrying a towing system The biggest probably being that I ROPES or nearer to the point the lack could save you a possible serious in- should have taken a bit more notice of of them. convenience or even a life. the wind forecast and not taken Shailer Karen Mentzing’s comprehensive ar- out by myself. I am very grateful of Over the last couple of years in my ticle on towing in newsletter No. 101 the Coastguard and pleased that they position as chairman of BASK (Bay covered the subject well so I don’t were available. Association of Sea Kayakers) B.O.P. need to go back over it. There are James Thompson I spent a lot of time and effort trying to however some points on which I have convince members of the group of the my own opinions. Towing from the A few more comments should from need to carry a towrope. I have to say body ( waist belt) has several down Sandy Ferguson that much my effort fell on deaf ears. sides, which you should be aware of. 1.) Fasten everything into the kayak Not to daunted I bought a load of rope A fully laden sea kayak weighing that doesn’t float and fasten the rest to and bungee and made up some ropes several hundred kilos can give you a stop it floating away. that I thought would be snapped up by hell of a jolt in rough seas. As Karen members. Not on your life, some year mentions, if a wave should slew you 2.) If in doubt, raft and run. The beauty or more later I was still trying to get around and you get a pull, side on of Lyttelton Harbour is, that unless my money back, and finally sold the from the rope you are very likely to go you are at the entrance, you should be last one just prior to my move south to over, when you need it least. You are able to reach some sort of landing by Blenheim. also liable to fall on top of the rope, running with the wind. You might you could find it very difficult trying have to walk to get home but there are I cannot understand why some pad- to roll back up with a rope attached to worse things, especially if you haven’t dlers don’t seem to see the importance a kayak wrapped around your paddle got a cell phone to call in the ‘cav- for towropes on a kayak. To me it is or worse still around your neck. alry’. clear as the nose on your face, in a

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The higher you have the rope on your For attaching the rope to another boat ous, it isn’t”. It seems to me that many body the greater the chance you will I have gone for a quality stainless water users here have the converse be pulled over and no matter how high steel springless carabiner which won’t mind set, the results of which can be the rope is, it will go slack with wave seize up and is very smooth, will not seen in the water death statistics which movement causing the rope to foul the snag on rope fibres like many others. are absolutely shocking rudder or split paddle etc. For these Over the years I have tried all kinds of reasons I prefer to tow from deck level alloy and anodised carabiners but they Alan Hall (KASK committee) just behind the cockpit with the rope always succumb to the salt. I always Ph: (03) 579 4066 passing through a ring attached to the use floating rope so you can see where or rear toggle cord. This ensures that the it is at all times, to support the carabiner [email protected] pull is always from the stern and the I use a little bit of thick neoprene foam rope cannot swing across the rear deck. tube.

I feel so strongly about the need for a The strongest and fittest of us could towing system on sea kayaks that I need assistance in the shape of a tow- have spent quite a lot of time and a line at some stage in our paddling considerable amount of money, de- career. Derek Hutchinson, a famous OVERSEAS veloping a towrope that fits what I trail blazing paddler, in his book, ‘The Subject: CROCODILES think are the main criteria. I paddle a Complete Book of Sea Kayaking’ From: David Winkworth very heavily built glass boat that I states, ‘giving assistance by towing is Sent: 7 April 2004 brought from Scotland, I was there- a fact of life on the sea’, having him- fore able to fit a U bolt through the self required to be towed for six miles Gidday Paul, deck, just behind the cockpit. An added on an Alaskan trip. I wonder if Paul Thought you might be interested in advantage of having a U- bolt is the Caffyn has ever been towed, I doubt this piece that I sent off to our internet ability to lock your kayak on to your it, there would never have been any- chatline today. Put it in your KASK car with a cable lock for security. I one to do the towing. Newsletter if you think it might help would only recommend this fixing for any New Zealand paddlers in North the strongest of boats and even then For those who would rather buy a Qld waters. with a stainless steel back plate inside ready-made rope, I will be marketing to reinforce and spread the load. my towing system either in parts or as Heard on the news today that a young a complete unit. I have experimented girl was attacked by a croc at Margaret To avoid bolting through the deck I with tow systems for many years and Bay on the north Qld coast. She was in am now making up a coaming bridle, I think this system is as good as it gets. shallow water with some friends when which can fit any boat and can be It is there when you need it. It is very the 2.5 metre croc attacked underwa- attached or detached in seconds. To easy to transfer from one boat to an- ter and bit her on the arm. The chil- this I have added a snazzy little stain- other and as far as kayaking kit goes, dren’s screams alerted the girl’s fa- less steel snap shackle, quick release it is probably one of the cheapest. ther (I think). He rushed from the device which detaches the whole rope Don’t go on the water without one. campsite to them and gouged the in a split second on the pull of knob croc’s eyes, forcing it to let go. Appar- which can be positioned just to the Going back to John and Adrian’s little ently the croc stayed around for hours side of your hip on either side. trip problem, the other thing that my afterwards and was not to be deterred good paddling buddy Dr. Iona Bailey from watching the group. As an old water-skier I have used a and I have been preaching about is few tricks I learned to put the ropes Hypothermia. This incident highlights There are some interesting similari- together and incorporate a length of just how quickly the onset of hypo- ties between this attack and Arunas’ heavy marine bungee to produce a thermia can be if you are unprepared. encounter in ’99 with Mike Snoad and nice spring feel and take the jarring Think of the outcome if John had been I on Macarthur Island. out of towing. I don’t think a rope out on the ocean on a crossing for needs to be too long and I make mine example - he would have been right The island is quite close to Margaret about 6.5/7.0m. I also have always up the creek without a towrope. Be Bay, being only about 50 kms away. had my tow rope permanently attached aware! Hypothermia is the grey mes- Margaret Bay is used by prawn trawl- to my boat so that it is there when senger of the grim reaper of outdoor ers and cray boats as a shelter from the needed. To accommodate the length sportsmen. strong trade winds. Light planes land of the rope on the rear deck, I use a In my native Scotland where we regu- on the beach and collect the live crays system of daisy chain braiding held in larly paddled in water, which was not from the boats there about once a place with a turned hardwood toggle. much warmer than ice, water sports week. This gives me the option to use the deaths were very rare. People knew rope short, or by pulling on the toggle the consequences of exposure to cold Both attacks happened underwater but cord the rope can run out to its full water. A wise old sailor told me once, in calm shallow water. In Arunas’ length. “if you believe that the sea is danger- case, the croc zeroed in on him from a

15 No. 110 April - May 2004 small patch of reef. Arunas saw the On our Rolling Boil Expedition last that I tend to sit with the Brits and croc approach underwater but it was too year, we again passed through other ‘diehard traditionalists’ here yet quick for him to do anything about it. Margaret Bay, talking to some fisher- the ‘logical’ conclusion, for me at men on one of the cray boats. “Watch least, is that ‘technology’ being what The rescuer in this recent attack said out for crocs” they said, “a guy was it is, I come to rely on it at the expense that if the girl lost her footing she attacked near here in a kayak a few of previously learnt skills and that it would’ve been killed. I think we all years ago.” will undoubtedly fail, crap out, thought the same in ’99. If Arunas had “Is that right?” we said. meltdown, crash at the very time when lost his footing.....Hmm. I most need it! Neither skeg nor rud- We visited Macarthur Island again der is any substitute for good judge- Both attacks indicate a high level of too. Arunas, by the way, has been ment and common sense when faced aggression on the part of the croco- honoured by Qld National Parks - with deteriorating conditions. diles. After each attack, the crocs they have placed crocodile warning stayed around to see if another feed signs on every island in north Qld. As A well designed sea kayak however, was available. They are not easily we came up to the island we thought should be comfortable, responsive, deterred it seems! we’d do something different this time track straight yet be easily manoeu- to outwit any resident crocs...we ap- vrable, be able to carry necessary pro- It’s interesting to note the different proached from the southwest! visions and refreshments for any ex- Qld government responses to the two tended expedition in a variety of con- attacks. After this latest attack, it was It didn’t help. As we paddled in to the ditions. It is often heard that any sea reported that hunters will be dis- little bay on the north west side of the kayak design is necessarily a compro- patched to find and kill the crocodile. island, I took a photo of Arunas ahead mise as designers juggle these various In our case it was quite different. of me. I put the camera away and competing attributes and inevitably, Firstly, when the navy guys came in to turned slightly to see a large croc tail the customer is forced to choose. A the island just on dusk as Mike and I submerging right behind my kayak. skeg provides a simplistic technology were thinking about preparing tea, the We stayed there only for a cup of tea to aid tracking and direction in windy croc surfaced off the sand point of the and it was a slightly nervous time conditions yet for me it can still not little bay. All you could hear was the getting in and out of the boats on that work when wanted (yep, there are sound of sub-machine guns being beach. wires and slides and skeg boxes that cocked as they prepared for some can jam etc.) but at least there is a solid target practice. Mike and I forcefully I don’t know if was the same croc (do footrest to push against and in more asked them not to shoot it...and they crocs have long memories?) but I now general terms boat design is such that didn’t. Then, days later on Thursday think it’s probably asking for trouble it is less likely to be an issue. Island, I was interviewed over the for sea kayakers to visit Macarthur phone by the Qld government officer Island. You have been warned. Given all the above the Tempest 170 who investigated all croc attacks in Dave was a Winner! the state at that time. He enquired as to 1. It was the most comfortable kayak our feelings re the offending croco- I’ve ever sat in! The Wilderness Sys- dile etc. I told him that we wanted the KAYAK tems Phase 3 outfitting is similar to croc left alone and asked why he the fully adjustable, comfortable set wanted to know. He said that was also REVIEW ups in today’s white-water kayaks. I the government’s “official” position could move the thigh braces and that if we were going to go public WILDERNESS SYSTEMS (with…screwdriver) and set them for with a call to arms to kill the croc, the optimum control for lean/rail turns, Premier would attack us in the media. TEMPEST 170 surfing, braces and rolling or alterna- by Gareth Wheeler tively position them for ease of entry/ In this most recent encounter, the man exit. The padded seat and backrest caused the croc to release it’s grip by I was fortunate enough to be able to were also fully adjustable and included gouging it’s eyes. In our case, I think use this kayak supplied by Canoe & a strap that lifted the front of the seat Arunas was trying to find the croc’s Outdoor World on a seven day which is invaluable for those who get eyes but they were too far back for D’Urville Island expedition. numbness/tingling after sitting for a him to reach. His hand ended up on time in kayaks. Footrests were solid the croc’s teeth. It then let him go I have long been a fan of skegs over although needing long arms to adjust when I ran out to him and grabbed the rudders since being lucky enough to once sitting in the boat. The Tempest croc around it’s middle. score an incredible deal on an un- has good initial and secondary stabil- wanted Skerray many years ago! My ity. The soft chines ensured a smooth All this seems to indicate that fighting rationale is that the only piece of ‘tech- transition when edging or rolling. back against them is a sound move nology’ on most sea kayaks these and something that should be remem- days is the rudder and associated foot- 2. The overall standard of finish was bered. rest and wire mechanisms. I realise excellent. Clearly much thought and

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input from paddlers has been put into 4. Quibbles were minor…clearly the sion in fibreglass or Kevlar but that is the design. The plastic seemed heavier Phase 3 outfitting comes into the tech- another story. I believe the Tempest duty and of a higher quality finish nology category mentioned earlier and 170 would be an ideal boat for those than comparable NZ boats. Weight again it will be interesting to see how paddlers seeking an ultra comfortable seemed no more nor less than compa- the ‘bells and whistles’ stand up to expedition/work boat that responds rable plastic boats. Bungy assisted long term use/abuse! The day hatch well to intermediate and above pad- toggles were a nice touch for carrying seemed a little far away (I’m not overly dling techniques. and extended the grab lines fully to flexible!) It would be nice to see the the nose and stern. There were lots of bulkhead brought closer to the back of GARETH WHEELER bungy deck cord configurations for the seat to minimise potential water CPIT Sea Kayak Programme Leader spare paddles, paddle float rescues, volume in the cockpit, ease the drain- SKOANZ/NZOIA Guide/Instructor map cases, paddle parks etc. The bulk- ing of water in rescue situations and Assessor heads were closed cell foam glued/ maximise storage in the rear compart- fixed in place with sealant. Undoubt- ment. Attached is an independent review of edly they will require the same regu- the Wilderness Systems Tempest 170 lar maintenance checks and upkeep of In conclusion, the Tempest 170 seems kayak for inclusion in the KASK news- any plastic boat that uses this system. to sit between the popular Penguin letter. The review was provided by and Tasman Express in terms of di- Gareth Wheeler from Christchurch The hatches are semi-recessed, mensions and capabilities. It has clean Polytech. moulded in to the plastic, generously lines and is a well balanced ‘good sized and used their own design single looking’ kayak. It tracks better than a Some specifications: rubber seals similar to the increas- Skerray but is not quite as responsive Length:17”/518cm ingly common Kajaksport rubber cov- although this is relative in that I found Beam: 22”/56cm ers, which look thin and flimsy but it turned on a dime when needed. It is Depth: 13.5”/34cm seem to do the job. I’d love to hear currently very competitively priced at Price: $2460 from a long-term user to see how they Canoe and Outdoor World and you stand up over time. No water got in on get a lot of quality for your invest- More info: the above trip, even with rolling/res- ment. I’d love to paddle the Pro ver- www.wildernesssystems.com cue practice, and I had plenty of room (with careful and smart packing) to carry 8 days and peoples worth of food and associated personal equip- ment. The skeg box/housing meant a small loss of space in the rear hatch but with the above packing strategy this was not an issue. The day hatch was readily accessible and there was still enough room behind the seat to tuck a dry bag away. I also had enough room in front of the pegs for another dry bag worth of gear. DIY kayak builder seeks like- 3. The Tempest tracked straight with- minded folk for project sharing out the skeg deployed in 10-15 knot winds and was very responsive to Date: 12 Apr 2004 - from Lou Farrand. being put on edge and turned. With the skeg lowered, via its wire slide DIY kayak builder seeks like-minded Forty-five years later I am now the control close to your right hip, it felt folk for project sharing Coastbusters boss on the job, building my own rock solid in tracking towards a target seems to have unearthed the latent boat. It has taken over my life and it in side/quartering winds and was only Eskimo and boat builder in quite a feels great. I walk around with the able to be turned with a really aggres- few of us. Greenland paddles are pop- manual under my wing, sawdust up sive (almost to the point of capsize!) ping out of workshops around the my nose and my fingerprints obliter- lean. The skeg did jam once when a shore, and several people are surfing ated by glue. Sheer bliss! I spend all ‘D’Urville pebble’ lodged inside the the net trying to decide which wooden the time I can potter in the shed hop- skeg box. I was able to keep up with kayak to build. Since I was a wee kid ing Splash Palace will emerge some other (much younger!) kayakers and I have wanted to build a boat. I watched time in the not too distant future. It is was able to quickly accelerate to catch my brother build Q class yachts and a One Ocean design, Cape Ann Expe- following waves or to cruising speed. 18 footers and it looked such fun. All dition. I have never built a thing in my I ever gotto do was take out the sta- life that requires measuring. Always ples.

17 No. 110 April - May 2004 seemed so tedious and structured. I The tide race off Ramsay Island runs take comfort from that fact that if you at 7-8 knots in the ‘middle twelfths’ at HUMOUR hollow out a log, you can get a water- springs and kicks up huge cresting Affairs craft, so surely I am in with a chance. standing waves in sixty feet of water. After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped Waka, Kayak, who cares as long as it Great vortices come boiling up from his wife for his young Secretary. floats. below. The Bristol Channel has the greatest tidal range in the world bar His new girlfriend demanded that she Why am I telling you this? I am won- the Bay of Fundy and all that mass of wanted to live in the couple’s dering if others, similarly involved in water has to enter or leave the Bristol multimillion dollar home, and since such projects, would be interested in Channel round the guardian head- the man’s lawyers were a little better, getting together, Your shed or mine lands, one being St David’s Head. Of he prevailed. He gave his now ex- [Albany], swap ideas and generally this we knew nothing that morning wife just 3 days to move out. She have a fine old time. The Internet is a but by that evening in the Rugby Club spent the first day packing her belong- great resource, but a bit of real live bar, being entertained by the fisher- ings into boxes, crates and suitcases. human interaction on the subject seems men who gave us a lift, we did. The appropriate. E-mail is the best way to fog of ignorance gave place to a pleas- On the second day, she had the mov- contact me [email protected] or ant alchoholic mist. ers come and collect her things. On 0212312482. the third day, she sat down for the last Lou Farrand. Those who are fortunate to have lived time at their beautiful dining room will know what I mean by an epiphany, table by candlelight, put on some soft an experience transcending all before background music, and feasted on a which, when mortality seems immi- pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a nent, in a moment reveals one’s life to bottle of Chardonnay. date with penetrating clarity. There was no Heavenly manifestation, just a When she had finished, she went into bolt of self recognition, a placing, each and every room and deposited a knowledge. few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in Passing Thoughts caviar, into the hollow ofthe curtain My advice to novice paddlers is ‘be rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen Date: 21 Mar 2004 lucky’. It’s a bit like learning Shake- and left. From: Alan Byde speare’s plays when adolescent. One Peter Lamont asked me to comment on cannot, except in unusual circum- When the husband returned with his an article he has now sent to Sea Kay- stances, understand what they really new girlfriend, all was bliss for the aker. I replied and added the following, mean until life has provided the nec- first few days. Then slowly, the house one sentence of which Peter has used. I essary education. began to smell. They tried everything; guess you may be interested as it is cleaning & mopping and airing the what bedevils safety in NZ for sea The average enthusiastic novice pad- place out. Vents were checked for kayakers, or any come to that. dler, busting to get to grips with the dead rodents, and carpets were steam real world, finds an earnest advisor a cleaned. Air fresheners were hung I learned my sea kayaking by cour- bit of a hindrance between him and everywhere. tesy of a Guardian Angel and ex- that reality. May your Fate be favour- panded my horizons beyond the igno- able. Exterminators were brought in to set rance which had previously clouded off gas canisters, during which they them. Here is my yarn: had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the Les and I, both teachers with Wolver- expensive wool carpeting. hampton EA had a week away in a camper van on the west coast of Wales, Nothing worked. People stopped com- from North to South. We were river ing over to visit. Repairmen refused paddlers of moderate ability. We had DEADLINE to work in the house. The maid quit. a ‘Bartholomew’ road map, quarter MATERIAL Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. inch to the mile. These maps do not FOR THE NEXT show where the tides run. At St David’s Head we saw some islands out to sea KASK NEWSLETTER A month later, even though they had on a calm sunny day. The map showed BY 15 JULY 2004 cut their price in half, they could not the furthest were only four miles out. find a buyer for their stinky house. The previous night in the camp site the Word got out, and eventually, even moon was full, the skies beautiful. That the local realtors refused to return meant nothing to us river paddlers. their calls.

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Finally, they had to borrow a huge The First Affair us too." No more was said about the sum of money from the bank to pur- A married man was having an affair statue, not even later when they went chase a new place. with his secretary. One day, their pas- to sleep. Around two in the morning, sions overcame them and they took the husband got out of bed, went to the The ex-wife called the man, and asked off for her house, where they made kitchen and returned a while later how things were going. He told her passionate love all afternoon. Ex- with a sandwich and a glass of milk. the saga of the rotting house. She hausted from the wild sex, they fell "Here," he said to the statue, "eat listened politely, and said that she asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. something. I stood like an idiot at the missed her old home terribly, and As the man threw on his clothes, he Smiths for three days and nobody would be willing to reduce her di- told the woman to take his shoes out- offered me as much as a glass of vorce settlement in exchange for get- side and rub them through the grass water." ting the house back. and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes The Fourth Affair Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how and drove home. "Where have you A man walks into a night club one bad the smell was, he agreed on price been?" demanded his wife when he night. He goes up to the bar and asks that was about 1/10th of what the entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 house had been worth... But only if to you. I've been having an affair with cent." "One cent?", exclaimed the man. she were to sign the papers that very my secretary and we've been having So the man glances over at the menu day. She agreed, and within the hour, sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T- his lawyers delivered the paperwork. didn't wake up until eight o'clock." bone steak, with chips, peas and a The wife glanced down at his shoes fried egg?" "Certainly Sir," replies A week later, the man and his new and said, "You lying bastard! You've the barman, "but that comes to real girlfriend stood smirking as they been playing golf!". money." "How much money?" in- watched the moving company pack quires the man. "Four cents," the everything to take to their new home... The Second Affair barman replied. "Four Cents?", ex- ...including the curtain rods. There was a middle-aged couple that claimed the man. had two stunningly beautiful teenage "Where's the guy who owns this FLIES in DRINKS daughters. The couple decided to try place?" The barman replied, "Upstairs, An Englishman, a Welshman, and a one last time for the son they always with my wife." The man says, "What's Scotsman were sitting in a pub one wanted. After months of trying, the he doing upstairs with your wife?" day, each enjoying a pint. All of a wife finally got pregnant and sure The barman replied, "The same thing sudden, three flies appeared, each enough, delivered a healthy baby boy as I'm doing to his business." landing simultaneously in each of the nine months later. The joyful father pints. rushed into the nursery to see his new The Fifth Affair The Englishman turned up his nose, son. He took one look and was horri- Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was pushed the pint away, then went off to fied to see the ugliest child he had ever maintaining a candlelight vigil by his order a fresh one. seen. He went to his wife and told her side. She held his fragile hand, tears The Welshman reached in, grabbed there was no way he could be the running down her face. Her praying the fly, flicked it away, then contin- father of that child. "Look at the two roused him from his slumber. He ued drinking. beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then looked up and his pale lips began to The Scotsman reached in, grabbed the he gave her a stern look and asked, move Slightly. "Becky my darling," fly, looked it straight in the face, and "Have you been fooling around on he whispered. "Hush my love," she growled, “Spit it oot, ye wee thief!” me?" The wife just smiled sweetly said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insist- and said, "Not this time!" ent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, BARE ROWERS "I have something that I must con- The following was noted in the The Third Affair fess." Christchurch newspaper’s reporter’s A woman was in bed with her lover "There's nothing to confess," replied diary. It followed a race between two when she heard her husband opening the weeping Becky, "everything's all eight man crews on the Avon River. the front door. "Hurry," she said, right, go to sleep." The winning eight celebrated with a "stand in the corner." Then she quickly "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I row past minus singlets and shorts. rubbed baby oil all over him and then ... I slept with your sister, your best ‘She describes herself as an ‘elderly dusted him with talcum powder. friend, her best friend and your widow living beside the Avon River”. "Don't move until I tell you to," she mother!" She says she was shocked to see on whispered. "Just pretend you're a "I know, my sweet one," whispered TV that a rowing eight had gone pat statue." Becky, "that's why I poisoned you." her window naked. “I am still trying "What's this, honey?" the husband to get over it,” she says. “To think that inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, eight young men, naked, went right it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. past and I missed it. Do you think "The Smiths bought one for their bed- perhaps they might do it again next room. I liked it so much, I got one for week?”’

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KASK MEMBERSHIP POLICY Current membership fees are: - $25 for ordinary membership - $30 for family or joint membership. - new members receive a free copy of the handbook. - members should endeavour to renew by the start of our new year which is 1 August, and runs to 31 July the following year. - a subscription due notice and up to two reminders with red notices stickers etc., are sent out with the newsletters between June and October - existing members who leave their renewal to months before the end of the year (that is during June and July) have their sub credited to the following year. They in effect get a membership of up to 14 months as an incentive. - new members who join between 1 April and 31 July automatically get their membership credited to the following year. Again in effect receiving a membership of up to 16 months as an incentive. - the KASK committee puts its emphasis confirming renewals from existing members from July to October; and promoting new KASK memberships from November to February. Maurice Kennedy, KASK Secretary.

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