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April 10-Th 1997 e UWEstablished 1956 M PosVolume 41t, Numbe r 2Q Do you know this man? Irfbu should slipped, both nationally and Chancellor in our state. Every time you From Twin spend $10 million dollars to build a prison, that's $10 mil­ Schroeder lion dollars you could poten­ Falls to UWM tially spend in higher educa­ By Angela McManaman speaks tion. News Editor ByErikRhey UWM Post: How is UWM Twin Falls, Idaho had its 15 minutes of Staff Writer going to meet the demands fame when Evil Kneivel made his failed of current freshman and in­ attempt to jump over the Snake River. We were seated on the south end of an coming students, along with However, Twin Falls should have particu­ elongated boardroom table. The room the Freshman Scholar pro­ lar significance for the University of Wis­ was done up in medieval style. After about gram? consin-Milwaukee, though for a slightly five minutes, University of Wisconsin- different reason. Twin Falls, Idaho is the Milwaukee Chancellor John Schroeder Schroeder. Well, the Fresh­ birthplace of UWM's fifth and current appeared from an adjoining office and man Scholar program is de­ Chancellor, John Schroeder. greeted us. Thus, the interview began... signed to deal with the size Schroeder's acquaintance with Twin issue, and to make it possible Falls was about as brief as KnieveFs. Shortly UWM Post: Ifyou could use one word for every freshman to be in a after his birth, his family moved to Seattle, to describe the students at UWM, what seminar setting with the fac­ Washington, a town the Chancellor de­ would that word be? ulty. Nextyear,wewillalsobe scribed as a "dreary, rainy un-glamorous instituting the four-year con­ place. ..but a wonderful place to growup." Chancellor Schroeder. Diversity; in terms tract. So, if you are a new In 1965, Schroeder earned his Bach­ of age and background, in terms of inter­ freshman coming in, and you elor of Art's degree in history from Lewis est. There are an incredible variety of UWM Chancellor John Schroeder want- to commit yourself to a and Clark College, a small liberal arts students here. I would say that the thing money externally, but we need to raise certain program, the university will guar­ college in Portland, Oregon. that I've been most impressed with over more. In a year or so, we will be starting the antee thatyougetyour courses. And ifyou He married his high-school sweetheart, the years is by-and-large our students are Major Capital Campaign. Basically, it's an do your part, we will make sure that you Sandra, and together they enrolled in very dedicated and hard working. all-university fund raising campaign. One graduate in four years. graduate school at the University of Vir­ of the things that private citizens and ginia. After completing his graduate work, UWM Post: What is your mission or business will give money for are fellow­ UWM Post: In your mind, what is the Schroeder earned his Ph.D. in history in goal for UWM? ships and scholarships. The need for biggest problem at UWM? 1971. student financial aid is a national issue, In 1970, the Schroeder's were offered Schroeder. My goal is really quite simple: and-it continues to increase. Schroeder. Availability of resources. one-year faculty positions at UWM, which I would like UWM recognized as one of was, at that time a relatively new, and little the pre-eminent research universities in UWM Post: How do you feel about the UWM Post: What has been your harsh­ known university. During the 60's and the country. And that all of our students idea of soliciting private businesses for est point of criticism in the past? 70's, college graduates faced a much would be extremely proud of the educa­ funding? Are you opposed to it? larger and less competitive job market tion that they've received. Schroeder. It depends on the group that than today's graduates do. Schroeder. No, typically because it's part criticizing me. Many different groups are "Finding a job when we graduated was UWM Post: How do you respond to of building a strong relationship with our critical of our programs for different rea­ the furthest thing from our minds," the those who say the level of education at community. And typically those fund sons: that we're not hiring enough mi­ Chancellor said. UWM is far below that of other UWs? come in without strings. They are give for norities or women, were not producing This is but one of the few differences a purpose; to support a certain type of enough students in this field or that field. Schroeder has noticed between his col­ Schroeder. I would absolutely reject that. scholarship in civil engineering or ac­ It really depends on who is saying what. lege experience and college life today, One of the the things that has always counting, for example, but that's really another major difference being the characterized the people who built UWM the extent of the strings attached to them. UWM Post: Do you feel that you've change in social attitudes on college cam­ is that they were committed not only to achieved your goals as a chancellor, or puses. providing access to the citizens of Milwau­ UWM Post: Do you feel that the politi­ your goals for the university? "Well, there were no such things as co­ kee, but providing it at a very high-quality cal climate in Wisconsin makes it difficult ed dorms when I was in college," he said. level. to raise funds, considering Governor Schroeder. In some ways, I'm very proud "Women had to be in their dorm rooms by Thompson's priorities seem to lie with K- of what we've done. We have improved 10:30 on week nights, and 1:15 on the UWM Post: How do you intend to solve 12 subsidies, highway construction, build­ tremendously over the years. But in terms weekends. Once in a while, there might UWM's financial difficulties in terms of ing new prisons and Miller Park? of improving and building an academic be a dance, in which case the women budget cuts? university, it takes a very long time. UWM could stay out until 2:00. The idea was, if Schroeder. To the extent that education as a university is only 40 years old. It takes Profile CONTINUED ON 2 • Schroeder. We have raised quite a bit of is a high priority, higher education have time, but we're on course. "The voice ofthe campus" April 10, 1997 News CONTENTS Financial aid confusing to all By Matt WUd First off, a student must be case. In truth, everything de­ Staff Writer classified eligible for Student pends on financial need." Financial Assistance (SFA). This Financial need is one of the ##t? Financial aid: Everyone wants step in the process can cause most important factors in decid­ it, few people actually receive it, problems and anxiety among stu­ ing whether a student is eligible and no one understands it. dents. for aid or not. What's going on? Jeremy Nelson, a sophomore "The information you submit NEWS When students hear the words at the University of Wisconsin- on your application is put into a "Stafford Loan", "Perkins formula established by Congress. Financial aid confusing to many p.2 Loan", and "Pell Grant", their The number that comes out is .. hearts start pumping and their My family isn _ rich or how much aid, if any, a student Krista's story P-3 minds go blank. will receive," Tower said. anything and we needed help Contrary to popular belief, fi­ The final number is the just like anyone else. I really ENTERTAINMENT nancial aid doesn't have to be so student's Expected Family Con­ confusing. In fact, it's very simple don . know why I didn _ get tribution (EFC). This is the if you understand the compli­ anything, so I didn _ even amount the student is expected Suicide Machines roll on p.5 cated wording and confusing fig­ bother to apply this year. to pay for his or her education. ures. Students applying for SFA Invite Abbots at your own risk p.6 -Jeremy Nelson, UWM should be aware that there are sophomore several types of financial aid avail­ Films with a different beat p.6 able. Students are probably most familiar with grants, loans, and UWM and community events ...p.7 Milwaukee, is bewildered by the work-study. Grants are a type of financial aid that students are Don't bother with Anaconda p.8 financial aid process. He applied Mon: Rick Holmes for financial aid his freshman year, not required to pay back. Loans Pro Jam are borrowed money that a stu­ $2 Pitchers but received nothing. EDITORIALS "My family isn't rich or any­ dent repays with interest. Work- Tucs: Import pitchers $5 thing, and we needed help just study differs because the stu­ & micros The mother of all special interests p.10 like anyone else," Nelson said, dent work at a specific job to help "I really don't know why I didn't pay for school. Wed: Blues Rock Fusion Tower listed some specific SFA A double standard on crime p.10 $2 pitchers get anything, so I didn't even bother to apply for this year." Programs that UWM has to offer. Exercise you right and fight p.10 "We have all the programs Thur: The Blues Lee Tower, an employee at Disciples the UWM financial aid office, that are available to us from the Federal Government," Tower Don't Newter funds for culture... p.11 $2 pitchers offered an explanation of the $1.50 rails $1 shots eligibility for some students. said, "That includes the Pell The Dustbin P-11 "Anyone can apply for finan­ Grant, Federal Work-Study, and The Jim Liban the Federal Perkins Loan." Fri: : cial aid services," Tower said, "It's Letters P-11 Combo l;;:'y a common misconception that Receiving financial aid for any you or your family have to be mak­ given semester is still no guaran- Sat: The Bel Airs ing below a certain figure to be SPORTS Aid CONTINUED ON 4 • eligible, but that's just not the

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• CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 branching out into university lor Schroeder explained. "If events you're in one department, all of administration a few years after Monday April 14 - 7:00 Why Mining Bites: The struggle against the your contacts tend to be within the women had to be in early, arriving at UWM, when he was Crandon Mine. Presented by Kira Henschel of the Mining Action that one department. Not exclu­ then the men would be in early, appointed Assistant Chairman Coalition and Ben Manski of Wisconsin's Enviromental Decade. sively, but that is where your pri­ too. That has changed so dra­ for Undergraduate Affairs. Wednesday April 16,7:00-The Earth Poets: Jeff Poniewaz, Suzanne mary activity is. If you're Vice matically for today's college stu­ "I got into it (administration) Rosenblatt, and Harvey Taylor will be reading poems in the 8th Note Chancellor or Chancellor, you dents." gradually," Schroeder said. Coffee House. Anyone is welcome to read poems. have a tremendous knowledge Likewise, the political climate As the years progressed, he Thursday April 17, Monday April 21, & Tuesday April 22 - UWM of what is going on. I find that facing college students in the moved into higher administra­ Earth Fair. A multitude of enviromental groups will be tabling in the really exciting." 60's was vastly different from tive positions, including Associ­ Union Concourse. Monday will also be the UWM Health Fair. today's. The Vietnam War pro­ ate Dean of the College of Let­ Sunday April 20, a Humboldt Yards Cleanup. vided extra incentive for stu­ ters and Science, Assistant to the This profile of Chancellor Schroeder Monday April 21 - 2:00 In the Union's Fireside Lounge - Susan dents to remain in college. Vice Chancellor and Acting Vice mill conclude in next Thursday's issue Mudd of Citizens for a Better Enviroment and the Womens' Health "A concern many of us had Chancellor for Academic Affairs. of "The UWM Post." and Enviromental Network will be speaking on how pollution influ­ was that if we dropped out of After several other promotions, ences breast cancer. school, we would be spending a Schroeder became UWM's fifth very long summer vacation in Chancellor in 1990. South East Asia," the Chancel­ While Schroeder still teaches rq USIVELY for JLTY and STAFF lor said. "That hung over an in the history department, he entire generation of people for a enjoys his job as Chancellor be­ very long time." cause it gives him an opportunity When Schroeder first arrived to be involved in every aspect of at UWM, he was an instructor in UWM. the history department. In 1986, "Administration is a way of he became a full professor, his getting to know a great deal, and specialty being 19th century being involved in a great deal American history. He began across the University," Chancel-

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There are ema, Friday April 11,7:00 p.m.) Inventing the Abbotts is a movie that takes place in the 50s, concern­ still catch Lynch's earlier (and Yeelen (brightness) (1987, Mali, ing the three Abbott sisters and the two Holt boys. Alice and Eleanor, better) film starring Kyle Dir. Souleymane Qsse): An ancient the two oldest sisters, are stuck-up brats. In the movie, "daddy" pays McLachlan as a fellow who gets tale of father-_on rivalryremiriiscen t for everything which makes them do whatever daddy says. Alice, the into, well, a bad situation. With of the myth of Oedipus and of the Laura Dern, Dennis Hopper, oldest and good sister, played by Joanna Going gets married to ten shorts in all, and probably not timeless cultural myths of a young Isabella Rosellini, Brad Dourif, someone of high society because "daddy" thinks that this would be a woofer in the bunch. It will be man's initiation into adult wisdom. Dean Stockwell, Priscilla Pointer, good for her. Eleanor, played by Jennifer Connelly, is on the other acoompanied by a slide show pre­ (Free, Milwaukee Public Museum, Hope Lange and the late Jack hand the bad sister, and at first does whatever she wants, staying out sented by Patrick Gulke. Tliursday April 10, 6:00 p.m.) Nance. ($3.50, Times Cinema, Fri­ late and sleeping around, until daddy takes care of her. One of the Don't Hurry Back (1996, USA, Gay Cuba (1995, USA, Dir. day April 11, Midnight) people that she has a rendezvous with is the oldest Holt boy, Jacey, Dir. Portia Cobb): Using lush imag­ Sonja De Vries) : While the title played by Crudup. Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961, ery recorded during three visits to suggests a conspiracy theory about Jacey, who thinks he is the hottest stud around, uses the Abbott USA, Dir. Blake Edwards): Back WestA_rica,videomaker (and UWM how all Cubans are inheretly gay, sisters to fill this need inside of him. First it was Eleanor, then when when Blake Edwards could make alumnus) Cobb utilizes the ancient this is rather an interesting docu­ daddy sends her away, he goes after Alice, who is married. Iwon'teven a decent movie, he made this, the sto_ytellmgtr___UtionofA_ricanGriots mentary about the homosexual get into telling you what happens between him and Pam, the young­ now-classic tale of Holly Golighdy, to create an abstract and compelling lifestyle in the communist nation est sister. I kept on asking myself, "Why is he doing this?" when at first played by Audrey Hepburn. The time-capsue bridging past and of Cuba. The film interviews sev­ I thought he loved Eleanor. He believes that the Abbotts owe his cast also includes George present (Free, Milwaukee Public eral diverse people, each com­ family because his mother did not sell the patent for the full- Peppard, Patricia Neal, and Mar­ Museum, Friday April 11,6:00 p.m.) menting about how gays, lesbians suspension file drawer to Lloyd Abbott, played by WLUPatton, the girls tin Balsam. It won two Oscars. Reiua y Rey (Queen and King) and bisexuals are treated in Cuba ($3.00, Times Cinema, Friday from its' revolution in 1959 to the Film CONTINUED ON 9 • (1994, Cuba, Dir. Julio Garcia April 11 though Thursday April Espinosa): Queen is a 70-year-old present. It's a fairly fascinating in­ widow livingin Havana with her dog, sight to the underground world of COMPl€T€ INDOOR LSAT] LGMATJ rGREl TMCAT King. Life in Havana is hard, and a country (where, despite com­ queen has enough trouble support­ mon belief, homosexuality is not GflRDCNING ing herself, let alone her compan­ illegal) which is commonly per­ supplies ion. Queen must eventually choose ceived only in the form of stereo­ take Kaplan and get between King and a new life. (Free, types. Direector/producer De M(__D_fS_Rl(^-r[JD Union Cinema, __iur_day April 10, Vries will be on hand for the into the right school. 7:00 p.m.) screeniong, and a reception will SalonMexico (1995, Mexico, Dir. follow the performance. (Free, Hydroponics UWM Bolton Hall, Room 150, Personalized, Highly trained, Proven methods, Jose Luis Garcia Agraz): In 1930s computerized study expert teachers who guaranteed to Mexico, two people lie dead in the Thursday April 10, 7:00 p.m.) JUCFCftTURC plans, tailored to your know the tests raise your score. individual needs. inside and out. Salon Mexico dance hall. 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The show continues next Soundscaping A Program of Experimental Music Those musicians continue to convoke, UWM and week Tickets are $7 for students and Compositions. The eventwill feature works by 10 this time with a percussion emphasis at the $9 for the public. Call the Fme Arts UWM students, and will contain many one-of- 12:30 p.m. show at the UWM Fine Arts Re­ BoxOfficeat2294308formore infor­ a-kind sound devices, such as electric fans and cital Hall. Expect more convoking next week. community mation. bed springs. There will be solo pieces, en­ _ semble works, and multi-media extravaganzas. Friday, April 11: A Collection of Friends Wednesday, April 16: Earth Day It promises to be a unique event The 8:00 p.m. Gallery opening event Poetry Celebration concert takes place at the UWM Fme Arts The UWM Union Art Gallery presents In preparation for Earth Week, Recital Hall. It is directed by Gregoria Karides the opening of its latest exhibit, A Collection "Friends?" Do we know these people? Are JeffPoniewaz, Suzanne Rosenblatt and Harvey of Friends: George Goundie MemorialScholarship Suchy and features Jeff Betz, Peter D'Amore, they even human? Find out at the 3:00 p.m. Taylor will give a free performance at 7:00 p.m. Exhibition with a 7:00 p.m. reception. The IjeahDuckeitJeffGenoveseJef&eyKlatt, Laura show, or call 2294308 for info. at the 8th Note Coffee House in the Union. The exhibit will run through May 2. Klein, Jay Mollerskov, Paul Shilmovitz, Migel event is sponsored by the Student Environ­ Soto and Greg Walsko. Sunday, April 13: University Band/Jazz mental Action Coalition. Friday, April 11 through Sunday, April Ensemble Ongoing: The Cryptogram 13: Cinderella _heUmver_ityI___ndandJazzEnsemblewill Wednesday, April 16: Symphony Band/ The Milwaukee Chamber Theater at 158 N. The UWM Studio Theatre will present perform at 7:30 p.m. in the Wisconsin Room of Wind Ensemble Broadway presents The Cryptogram, a play by the operatic version of "Cinderella." Pre­ the UWM Union. So there. The Symphony Band and Wind Ensemble David Mamet (who wrote Glengarry den Ross, sumably, the story involves a girl named will perform at the UWM Union at 12:30 p.m., American Buffalo and House of Games, among Cinderella, some shoes and a couple of Tuesday, April 15: Media Lecture in order to rebutt the performance of the others). The story concerns the unconscious wicked stepsisters. The Friday and Saturday James Fallows, the editor of U.S. News and University Band and Chamber Ensemble on effects adults have on children, and stars An- performances will be at 8:00 p.m., and the World Report, will speak at UWM to discuss his Sunday. Expect a rumble. geklannoneJennyWanasekLernerandBrian Sunday show will be at 7:30 p.m. For more new book, Breaking the News: How the Media Robert Mani. Rickets range from $22 to $27. information, call 229-4308. Undermine American Democracy at the Union Wednesday, April 16: Soundscaping Call 291-7800 for more information. Wisconsin Room. The 8:00 p.m. lecture is Starting Saturday, April 12: School House sponsored by the UWM Union Distinguished Rock live! Lecture Series. After its run at Ed Debevic's, the Circle Stage Theater's production of School House Tuesday, April 15 and Wednesday, April Sex uwgoofou^ Rock LivelvM continue £t the RSVP room at 16: Dancemakers ComedySportz in the Third Ward. Friday and The UWMDance Department in the School Gift of Appreciation Saturday shows will be held at 7:00 p.m., and of Fme Arts presents "New Dancemakers," Issue April 14-19,1997 Sundayshowswill be held at4:00p.m. The show twoprogr_unsofclancefeaturingoriginal works runs through April 27. Tickets are $6 for re­ of 11 student choreographers. The perfor­ served seats and $7 at the door. mances will take place at the Mitchell Chamber Starts Monday Theatre, in Room 254 of Mitchell Hall. The April Sunday, April 13: Chamber Music Recital Tueso_iyshowwiUf_a_ureworksbyBeckyBlong, The UWM Fine Arts Recital Hall will be the Jeni L. Frazee, Dani Wallisch, Kristen Slinde, 24 home for a chamber music recital with Paul Jacob Neuman and Megan McCusker. The Kramer and "Friends." Who are these Wednesday program features Shirley Gilbert,

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*i ii.'-.ii.'Jk^.i. News: wthe Media Undermine Giftshop erican James FallowsApri l 15,1997 8:00 pm UWM Union Wisconsin Room 2200 East Kenwood Boulevard Tickets In Advance: $7.50 Campus Community • $9.00 Public •Sportswear not included At the Door: $8.50 Campus Community • $10.00 Public •See designated area Group rates available before the day of the lecture-call 229-6997 for more information. Tickets can be purchased in advance at the UWM Bookstore -Discount taken at register or at the door, if available - call the UWM Bookstore at 229-4201 for info. Because of the popularity of the lecture series, it is advisable to purchase tickets early as well as arrive early since seating is not reserved. A Sign Language Interpreter will be provided. For more info on this lecture, call the Union Information Center at 229-4825. UWM Union Web Homepage • http://aux.uwm.eduAinion/index.html Come See New Spring Merchandise FMnrnf IIS. News & Distinguished Lecture Web Page - http://aux.uwm.edu/union/dlsspk.htm um This event is sponsored by UWM Union Programming. UWM Union World Report will speak on Sociocultural Programming and the UWM Chapter of Phi Kappa Phi the topic otitis controversialAcademi c Honor Society. The reception following this lecture is sponsored new book. by the UWM College of Letters and Science Constituent Alumni Association. \M[ _ — "The voice ofthe campus" April 10, 1997 Entertainment Band/ got together six years ago the last time we played San Fran­ has been around for years," explains Anacondon't! • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 cisco and broke all ties. He gave professor Navarro. "And they just By Paul Freitag us all the inventory counts and what the point is... It's sort of like clone security guards. They all have En tertainmen t Editor blasphemy. Rusty and made up for all the money he that same look. I think cloning has Eerie. [That's the other comp.]" owed... I still don't trust the guy, been around a long time, but they It's been a while (if ever) since the world has had a decent killer Does that mean that they're but I think he's scared. I mean I never decided to let it out until the snake film. So now we have Anaconda, and there's no getting around above bootleggersandrecord swin­ know where he fives now and I sheep thing." it. Anaconda is a horrible, horrible movie. dlers? Take the example of a man told him I'll kick in his door and Food for thought5 Oris thatrevela- The film's plot consists of a group of documentary filmmakers wanting to continue pressing an kill him" tion too eerie for you? Jocks pound­ heading into the jungles ofthe Amazon to look for a legendary tribe. made by Chicago's Blue Don't be afraid friends, Jason ing pint size people to relive their Instead they meet up with shipwrecked Jon Voight, who prompdy Meanies with adding, among oth­ and the Suicide Machines are glory dayson thegridiron. Now that's screws them over and leads them into a route surrounded by the tide ers, the Suicide Machines to in­ the nicest people you could meet scary and all too real. critter, which are apparendy crease its profitability. Just don't screw them over with Make sure ifyou seejason or any of computer-generated images "We almost killed that guy," shady record deals. Oh, come on! the Suicide Machines on the street to that look like really big snakes. & FILM said Navarro. "We threatened him You're not still afraid of them! ask them toskateboar d with you. Do it The characters are as fol­ and I almost cut his throat... The Okay, I wasn't going to get use or I'll give you some body piercings. lows: A useless female director (Lopez, who's allegedly the "star," pointishe did thatshitwithoutthe scientific studies on you, but... [But I just had a stake put in my though she's given about 20 lines in the movie and does absolutely consent of anybody... We saw him "I think the secret of cloning eyebrow] nothing productive during the entire running time), a fairly useless scientist (Eric Stoltz), a useless British guy (Jonathan Hyde, the most enjoyable character by default), a useless surfer-type, a useless woman (Kari Wuhrer), a useless guide, Ice Cube (as, essentially, Ice Cube) and Voight. A Whole New Feel Character motivations run from sketchy to nonexistant. Stoltz Points literally sleeps through half the film. The PG-13 rating means for Birkenstock -East there's limited gore, which requires the film to be suspenseful in some way. It's not. Birko-Flor", textures so rich, you'll think it's leather. Rub The one highlight: Near the end of the movie, a giant snake MONDAY swallows Voight, half-digests him and spits him out again. Voight $67.95 $ 1.00 Tacos manages to wink at Lopez before finally kicking the bucket. This part suggested retail was hilarious. WEDmSDM^ Grade: D- P^OOpifchers of any 1 Micro Brew

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For More Information Gall PARKING & TRANSIT 229-4000 j Editorials April 10, 1997 Boondoggled! A national student protest called for noon on tax day has a worthy BACK IN THE 20* CENTURY AS PEOPLE'S OLD TVs object. It seeks to draw attention to the 800-pound gorilla in the center EVERy HOME HAD A SET BROKE DOWN, EVERYON_E 1 ofthe budget debate, the mother of all special interests, the misnomered LIKE THIS. THEN THE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANT "defense" budget. TV NETWORKS ALL DEC1DED TO SWITCH. TO BUY A TV THAT'LL BE This grotesque Rabelaisian behemoth devours tax dollars with OVER TO "HIGH |L OBSOLETE IN JUST A insatiable furor. With the Cold War's end, some naive souls expected DEFINITION" P^kZTK FEW YEARS!") a peace dividend, thinking no government would be so foolish as to TV SIGNALS, WHICH continue stoking the military-industrial complex with cash in the THESE absence of real enemies. But in fact, 52 percent of discretionary SETS spending still goes for soldiers and arms. We outspend all our allies COULDN'T combined and exceed designated "adversary states" by 100 to one. RECEIVE While Washington's commitment to education, public health, the environment and every other social need has been eviscerated on the BUT AT FIRST, HIGH DEFINITION BY THE TIME COSTS altar of deficit reduction, the military is force-fed with unrequested TVs WEREN'T AVAILABLE; THEN, CAME DOWN, MOST DAD, CAN 1 READ \s8fcv CUUIVER'S TRAVELS Jljp gigabucks. All this is no service to real defense. Selling the farm for WHEN THEy DID COME OUT, ONLY AMERICANS HAD THE RICH COULD AFFORD THEM. KICKED THE HABIT high-tech weapons with no mission only loses the farm; the excuse for OF WATCHING TV. sacrificing a well-educated workforce is thatwe might want to intervene in two or three simultaneous regional wars without allies. (It's bizarre, but still more likely dian fighting France over Sardinia.) The defense budget isn't about defense. When a partisan dispute erupts between paying for better "preparedness" or better "weapon systems," it's a code for using the military budget as a jobs program versus as a subsidy for high tech research and development. For years the "defense" label has been a trick to get cash. More money goes to miltary bands than to Arts grants. A significant share of college subsi­ dies are run through the D.O.D. Pork barrels go uninspected when national security is stamped on the side. Calling Defense the corporate welfare and jobs program that it is, and recognizing the necessity of Education to our defense, would upright our priorities. That would sure be good. Exercise your right and fight! This week's Milwaukee Community Journal tion legislation. And voters in the District of offers a telling anecdote regarding the April Columbia have no vote in Congress at all. Besmirched! Fool's Day elections here. Most Milwaukee Votershave no reason tocome to the polls It's sad to see Walt Kelly's bid for Supreme Court falter. (Among his wards contain thousands of citizens and can unless they have a viable candidate who has many virtues, he was the lawyer for UWM students in Kaye v. Regents, expect to top a thousand votes in a decent earned their support. But once such a can­ which made him notjust an ally but an expert on student rights.) Kelly turnout. Nine hours into the voting at a poll­ didate manifests himself or herself, citizens fell to unscrupulous attacks and a political double standard about what ing station at Auer Avenue School, the count should do whatever it takes to make their can be said in a Supreme Court race. was up to 27 votes. H voice heard. Submitting to the efforts of What got Kelly into trouble was that he had looked at his opponent's Such abstentionisrightiuUydecried,evenif_ts sources others to keep you away may be understandable, but it is record, and found him soft on certain types of criminals, i.e. businesses can be guessed. Milwaukee's African American commu­ not virtuous. We urge voters to stand up to a_scr_rnina- that discriminate against women or despoil the environment. The nity has not had much of a fair shake in recent elections. tion. Wilcox campaign had a sputtering fit - how dare Kelly run on his being In the Norquis t-Artison race for mayor, voting was discov­ Now, the April 1 vote is over, but the April 15-16 vote an environmentalist, or being a friend to women and labor?! Even if ered by UWM's Professor Tom Longoria to have divided at UWM is not, and a similar argumen t can be made wi th Kelly didn't prejudge cases or run with a party, the Milwaukee Journal- almost perfectly along racial lines. That was the election respect to those elections. It's not an especially straight­ SentineltacixXy agreed, he transgressed an invisible boundary separating where Black residents reported various forms of harass­ forward argument We won'targue thatblackstudents at customary practices from those that shade toward such illegality. ment at the polls from Milwaukee police. Voters were UWMface thesame hurdles instudentelections (though Those customary practices would have been to boast about being a given tickets, interrogated, and checked for warrants if they have as recently as 1992, when black students were former police officer, prosecutor or Republican lawmaker, wave around they ventured to the polls. systematically turned away from the polls), andwe won't the endorsements of fellow crimebusters and wink at your endorsers Since then, the American Bar Association and other argue that students here must overcome obstacles to as they enter your courtroom. Every judge nowadays runs on being organizations have made pronouncements concerning voting, (though there may be some obstacles in gaining tough on crime. Kelly's only deviation was that he picked on the wrong national racial disparities in convictions and sentencing. information about the candidates and issues). Whatwe criminals - businesses with money and political clout, rather than One of the most important findings has been that black will argue is that one ofthe issues in this contest concerns common thugs from among the lower classes. males are being run through the criminaljustice system, whether it is worthwhile participating in a system that Who would have guessed that believing in equal justice under the copping pleas and serving short sentences, and once seems stacked against you. law would be enough to disqualify a judicial candidate? Well, now we out, remain increasingly under controls that prohibit Thatwould be the Student Association. know. them from voting. The extent of this phenomenon is The USSA is a national student group that, from our such that racially-charged races may be decided by the perspective, suffers from one main problem. It has hurt systematic disenfranchisement of blacks. its own efforts by not giving enough respect to the advice Brainwashed! This is often compounded by other factors. Judge and input of Wisconsin students that provide a main One person's chosen people are another man's heathens or brain­ Russell Stamper, who lost on April 1 to Municipal Judge pillar of its funding and expertise. USSA deserves to win washed dupes. As Do's disciples shed their castrated containers and head John Siefert, was unseated from the bench by Judge continued funding in the upcoming referendum, but off for their Hale-Bopp rendezvous, we hear them depicted as frightened Robert Crawford, who went negative with racial attacks. it has hurt its chances by alienating members of UW or disturbed lambs, pulled off center by a mesmeric madman, flim- Stamper testified in a lawsuit after the fact which pointed student governments. flammed into taking an untimely rest beneath triangular shrouds. out that the atlarge system of electing judges here USSA is a good deal. It needs not only our support to But don't think you'd be critical enough to pass up the pudding ifyou resembles the at-largejurisdictions systematically erected continue fighting for federal financial aid, minority swallowed that last image. The purple linens covering those departed for in the deep South to keep blacks out of public office. recruitment and retention, and student rights, but it heaven's gate were, as clearly seen by millions, not triangular but square. This doesn't nearly begin to exhaust the reasons why needs ourvoice, even if itis reluctant to listen. We should So why call them triangles? Because the mistake of one observer was picked African American voters in Milwaukee might reasonably be there, facing any hostility, pressing our wishes on up by the media and repeated over and over without anyone stopping to think the system is set up against them. And other areas USSA Walking away fromUSS A now may be an under­ apply their grey cells. Not even the odic charms of the former Mr. have it worse. Some states, like California, have had to be standable impulse, but it is neither wise nor right If we Applewhite can match the brainwashing power of television. sued to get them to implement national voter registra- leave, student interests will certainly suffer. "The voice ofthe campus" April 10, 1997 Editorials The Don't Newter funds for culture

By Babette Grunow proud to have been a part of it. Thirty Dustbin Staff Writer years later when President Johnson mostvaluable program for federal fund- CZL created the National Endowment for »*; ing. They saw it as essential. ByKimBakke I will always remember my Republican the Arts and the Public Broadcasting Businesses also see the arts as an Staff Writer grandfather's description ofthe mid-1930s Service, he figured the nation's politi­ important factor in deciding where to Brewer's Opening Day. Major League and the flourishing ofthe arts through the cians had finally recovered some sense. invest The Mayor's Task Force Report officials had the best intentions in their hearts, darkest times ofthe depression. He worked Unfortunately, there neverseems to of 1990 on economic revitalization of minds and souls when they decided to give fans at that time for the Works Progress Admin­ be a shortage of senseless politicians. I Milwaukee listed the wide availability of in Milwaukee some 40,000+ baseballs before istration (WPA) which is probably best known suppose I shouldn't have been sur­ cultural opportunities as more impor­ the Brewer game on opening day. Have MLB for its construction projects that put the prised this past week when I learned tant than many economic factors in at­ officials lost their minds? That's like giving nation's unemployed back to work. The that Speaker of the House Newt tracting new investment to the city. hand grenades to terrorists and asking them WPA built up the nation in another way - Gingrich has a plan to kill all federal If cultural programs are so important not to use them, orgivingfireworks toakidand culturally, through the American Theatre funding for the arts. But I was appalled I"5»*^?-ir to our weil_bemg as a nation then why saying don't light them. A minority of fans Project and the like. Many of the community that there could still be such narrow- would Newt Gingrich and his ilk in decided it would be entertstining to throw the theatres we know today first got their start minded censors as we reach the year Congress seek to abolish it? Simply be­ balls onto the playing field during the game. under this program. Writers were commis­ 2000. It was like seeing history repeat cause they don't like what some of the Nowthemajorityoffanswhowere well behaved sioned to write plays, artists like Diego Rivera itself. artists have to say. The NEA gives out will be punished for the simpleton acts of a to paint murals, actors were paid to perform Over the past decade the National 100,000 grants nationwide and among minority. Are the $105 citations issued to these plays often highlighting social issues ofthe Endowment for the Arts, Public Broad­ those there are bound to be a few that are jerks ajustamountforsuch irrational behavior? day. The WPA not only gave jobs to unem­ casting Service and National Public controversial, thatstretch the bounds of The Texas Rangers played the rest of the ployed artists, it brought classical art to the Radio have faced numerous cutbacks propriety. Art has always done that That game under protest and the Brewers were general public and recognition to folk art. in the i.ame of greater efficiency and is one of its purposes to' ook at the world inches from losing by forfeit Have Brewerfans Much of the art was participatory for the budgetary restraint. Currently 40% of in new and in the eyes of some, offensive adopted the behavior ofWhit e Sox fenswe'v e audience. It posed social questions that their budgets are from private donors ways. Newt and his fellow extreme seen in the past? Let's hope not I'm sure team made audiences think. And that, for some of but these contributions have not kept rightwing censors have used a few "freebies" will now be distributed after the its critics, was the problem with it. It chal­ pace with the budget cuts imposed by con troverial examples from several years game - or not at all - due to the actions of a few lenged the status quo. Therefore ithad to be Congress. ago such as the interactive piece "What who lack basic common sense and respect for eliminated lest the population question too The cost in taxes from the general is the proper way to display the Ameri­ others. much, went the reasoning of a few in Con­ public for PBS equal $1.12 per person can flag?" to gain negative publicity and Lost and Found. The United States mili­ gress who sought to kill it and eventually per year and for the NEA the cost is call into question the whole program. If tary is asking for your cooperation in hopes of succeeded. $0.64. That seems a small price to pay I ^Newt has his way the only art that will findingan A-l 0 Warthogfighterjet armed with My grandfather couldn't believe that a for subsidizing 18,000 symphony or-J *r J exist in this country will be the safe, four 500 pound bombs, that disappeared while few small-minded individuals could destroy chestras, 7,000 community theatres, 1 sanitized art that is non-threatening to on a t_raining mission last week. Thejet was last a program that had benefited so many. Be­ museums and countless other cultural I the elite few who will still be able to heard from near Vail, Colorado. Ifyou happen ing a Republican, he may not have agreed projects nationwide. afford to go see it. to come acrossafighterjetin your travels, orsee with everything President Roosevelt and The American public seems to think We as Americans can't let that hap­ it sitting in a place that looks awfully out-of- the New Deal Democrats did, but he knew that is a worthwhile expenditure. ^Ac­ pen. The arts are for everyone and we place, please call your local air base or Repre­ a good program when he saw it. My grandfa­ cording to a January 1995 CNN/USA [need to tell our Congresspersons that it sentative in Congress. Theywould like to locate ther thought that a federally funded arts Today/Gallup Poll, 76 percent of needs to stay that way. Call, write or e-mail it as soon as possible. program such as those in the WPA embod­ Americans wish to keep funding PBS. your Congressperson today. Student Association Elections. Vote in ied a very American value that free expres­ They ranked it right behind national Paying less than $2 a year for all the the Student Association elections next week sion was not just for the elite few but for the defense and law enforcement as the art provided by the NEA/PBS is, in the It's your right Read up on the issues and the common man and woman as well. He was words of my grandfather, "a mighty fine candidates. Exercise your right to vote. Ifyou ifcl3!2SE5Eol deal." When it comes down to it, I would don't then stop bitching about the cost of rather trust thejudgement of my grand­ tuition going through the roof. father over that of Newt anyday. A WISPIRG Referendum. WISPIRG advo­ ^ cates spent a large amount of time, effort and money lastweek to ensure a two-year guarantee H|w tower for Sandburg a waste of SUFAC funding. What this amounts to is when used, comes-with a cheaper refillable |§||p_ere is a move by the UWM administra­ Letters price here in the Union and other areas/of $1.00 from every registered student per semes­ te, build an East Tower for Sandburg campus. I urge all students and members ofthe ter. We're talking $40,000+ here, folks. They Halls.%)$is seems unnecessary, and a waste of Jumping on the "Ban" Wagon community to take a good hard look,3f what plastered campus bulletin boards with flyers, very Hmi.liiSigublic money. The East Tower is happening here on campus bgeStise of our : As I look around campus I see everyone handed out hundreds of quarter-sheet flyers would he buiit %:,t.he middle ofthe Downer actions. I urge them to thihk about our Woods recreation are^L1 WM does not need using styrofoam with their lunches and daily asking for your votes, tried vainly to erect cam­ beverages. Yet it doesn't quite add up until I children's futures, ai.w. jump on the "Ban" paign signs outside on the Union commons another dorm. Its eiirrtliriHMM has fallen by wagon so we can,$$p.e this problem now and about 5,000 in the past six y£&t$ and is now look at how big the problem really is. Here at (it's illegal), set up tables in the Union and UWM we have approximately 22,342 students, forever. ....;§« leveling off. Six floors of admin _s$r.tis^e_.pace Kristt'na Ne/Begay Sandburg Halls to recruit voters to their cause, in West Tower will be vacated sn $$h2.Q0 and if we all use two pieces of styrofoam for 20 etc. All paid for by you the students. students or thereabouts can move in.o days each month for seven months, we as a :^mpus have accumulated 6,255,760 pieceso.|. What Eastbrookers do Now that the referendum has passed, dorms. Express bus service is now being ex- .; In your article of February 27, "In the WISPIRG, a question arises. Will you spend tended into Waukesha County. Many parents ft^gyclable waste. Whether or not JJ$ prif||i||jS|^pfoam uses CFCs in t hp tt.aKing oi name of the Father, the Son, and the News our money to clean up after yourselves? Your of Sandburg residence say that if suburban bus : not. t • _ the matterj&polys^r.-ne is a Dude," the news dude wonders what all the campaign flyers are all over the place. Yeah, as service was better their sons and daughters religious organizations at UWM do. I cannot could still live at home and commute number six m^t-r ., md cannot be safely intr___h,blowingaroundallpartsofthecanipus. recycled. This 1< future of unwanted-, speak for other organizations, but as a mem- You toutyourselves as an environmental group; Dorm living is crowded and expensive. -,ber of Eastbrook College Fellowship, I can tell Living off campus is usually more spaciousand waste in our incinerators and landfills. infect yourcurrentprojectis trying to eliminate yoUxwhat our organization does: we provide usually more inexpensive,, espedally-when the We can all stop this by helping UWM's all Styrofoam containers from the UWM cam­ WISPIRG to ban all stryrofoam on campus and oppor_ft-nities for students and college-age meal card is factored tn. And youaren 't forced people to pray, praise God, study the Bible, pus and replace them with ceramic mugs. Your to use nonrecyclable styrofoam cups three promote the use of reusable products. Stu­ dent organizations can become coalition mem­ socialize and Serve God together. Our organization has the audacity to askstudents for times a day that go straight to a landfill. organization's missioh>ig to reach, teach and their money, get it and then proceed to trash This campus'tias a distinct lack of recre­ bers, concerned students can write letters to the Chancellor, and all of us can buy a refill- empower individuals to be'Used by God for His the campus in the process with your campaign ational spaced lower than any other UW System purposes. Believers;.seekers aifi_l:,§keptics are campus. Clearcuttingseveral acres of Downer able mug to use in place of the styrofoam material and expect others to clean up after welcome at our meetingsvFeel free "fo^all me Woods is a waste that is very typical of this offered. you. Is this a cost of doing business or an WISPIRG is working to ban all polystyrene at 964-5494 to learn more about our gr<|up. "incidental?" campus' environmental action, or lack thereof. Pete Asman I William E. Gump, SEAC foam and obtain a standardized mug that, April 10, 1997

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Volleyball NEXT WEEK Trip tough for The Post gets up close with volleyball team Packer Bernardo Harris By Musa G. By Steve Koenig Staff Writer Staff Writer The Bucks repulse me, and A long road trip proved to be worthwhile for the UWM men's I'm sick of talking about how ter­ volleyball team as it started and ended the trip on high notes. rible the ball throwing incident at Back on March 21 and 22, the Panthers played at the Reebok County Stadium was, so what do we Challenge in Dubuque, Iowa. The tournament was hosted by Clarke Wisconsin-based sports fans have College. left to talk about? The Packers, our The Panthers proved to be way too much for everyone else, sweep­ very own WORLD CHAMPIONS. ing Clarke, Marycrest International, Trinity International, and Cali­ So guess what I did for you, I fornia-Santa Cruz. broughtyou a Musa Exclusive with The win over Marycrest was especially pleasing to head coach Tom my favorite Packer, Bernardo Har­ Deppe, since the Eagles pounded the Panthers in their first meeting ris. This guy is the reason Desmond wasn'tplayingin the World League earlier this season. thisyear, andl'll tellyouwhat, he's "They were just going through the motions," he said. "Their Musa speaks with Bernardo Harris. Post photo by Steve Taylor. a true class act too. So here it is, a season had already pretty much ended at the time." turning to a are? this year to regain home field ad­ question and answer session with Mike Kopesky, substituting for the injured Pete Dietrich, and Greg vantage, lots of teams have im­ Packer Linebacker Bernardo Har­ Smith were named to the All-Tournament team. A: I think the possibilities are proved and we 're the team to beat. ris. Smith, in his first extended action of the season, showed that great, but it's going to be a lot of We lost some players on offense, despite standing only five feet, eightinches tall, he can get the ball past hard work. You can' t j ust pencil us defense, and special teams, and defenders. Q: With the core of returning in there like last year when the that's going to hurt, but we have "He plays well against taller teams," Deppe said. "We use him as players the Packers have, what do expectations were so high. It's an outside hitter." you think the possibilities of re- going to be a challenge going into Harris CONTINUED ON 14 • The Panthers then traveled to California for the first time and showed the teams there that they can play with the best of them despite losing all three matches there. ' * '• r On March 25 the Panthers traveled to California-Santa Barbara. -. : The Gauchoswere the sixth-ranked team in the country going into the match. ;r Greg Hinkel led a strong hitting attack with 28 kills, as the Panthers split the first four games with the Gauchos. The Panthers led 12-11 in the rubber game before committing cosdy hitting errors that led to a 15-12 defeat. The following night saw the Panthers take on the Long Beach State 49'ers, the fifth-ranked team in the nation. The match was played in State's large facility, and the Panthers seemed awestruck by it. Nonetheless, they gave one of their best efforts ofthe season, and although they lost 15-10,15-8, and 15-3, they made the 49'ers work for it. The match lasted two hours. The California swing ended at Cal State-Northridge the next night. Again, the Panthers showed their mettle before bowing to Northridge

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April 10, 1997 "The voice ofthe campus" Sports Volley/ team ends season with 13 wins and 17 losses said. "The bus trips to each site Midwest for the tail end of their "Lewis is superior to us in end of 15-11, 15-8, and 15-4 Volley CONTINUED ON 15 was fairly long as well. road trip, playing four matches everyway," he said. "They're big­ scores. 15-10, 15-9, 11-15, and 15-5. "But the guys showed that they against conference teams. ger, stronger, and smarter. "We played in St. John's Deppe said fatigue may have can play with these teams. And Last Tuesday the Lewis Flyers They're better than the teams we Arena," Deppe said, "and we had a litde to do with the latter that's important, because if we swept the Panthers in faced in California." haven't won a game there yet. loss. wantto win the national tide, we'd Romeoville, Illinois. Despite the The Panthers then played a When we play in a big facility like "We used the same starting have to through California." loss by scores of 15-6,15-5, and 15- rare doubleheader last Friday at that, we see to have trouble." lineup for all three matches," he The Panthers returned to the 13, Deppe wasn't disappointed. Crestview Hills, Kentucky, The regular season ended for against Thomas More. the Panthers with a record of 13 More proved to be a tonic for wins and 17 losses, including a 6- the Panthers' woes, as UWM 10 mark in the Midwestern UNmAIOTIRAIL SH&MT scored sweeps in both matches. Intercollegiate Volleyball Asso­ Spring session "Everyone played great," ciation. Deppe said. "We got Nate This weekend the Panthers Lensink back from his broken play in the MIVA tournament. X GOLF y- TENNI11-NN1SS finger, and we only had one close Indiana-Purdue-Fort Wayne will N game. be their first opponent. *\ FRI. APRIL 25 / K SUN. APRIL 20 J "Usually it's hard to play back- In their first meeting this sea­ «••*. ,^.~' >^ *.'' to-back matches without a let­ son, freshman Hector Soto drove down, but the guys did a great the Panthers crazy, scoring 50 job-". hits. Deppe, however, feels he is Lincoln Park @ 1:00 pm Downer Courts @ 9:00 am The road trip and the regular not the key for the Volleydons. We provide tennis balls season ended last Saturday at "When we played them at $5.00 Fee - 9 Holes Columbus, Ohio, against Ohio their place," Deppe said, "he State. The Panthers were hoping didn't play, yet they played an for revenge for a loss at home inspired match and beat us. earlier this season. "Still, I think this is the most Unfortunately, the Panthers beatable team thatwe could play found themselves on the short in the first round." Next week: Watch for an interview REGISTRATION DEADLINE: WED. APRIL 16 with the one and only i North Bid. Room 126-call 229-6433 Mr* Sports ATTENTION UPCOMING GRADUATES ARE YOU LOSING YOUR INTERNET ACCESS? CALL 290-2000 UWM Graduation Special ,» Are you about to lose your Internet access through your college because of graduation? How are you going to be able to stay in touch with your family, or your ever important future business contacts? Just call MIX Communications for your very own personal Milwaukee area Internet access account for a special college discount price of $99 per year!

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