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The Official Newsletter of the ALF Websites! 22nd September 2011 “All the News that’s Fit to Print” Price: 1/2 Wernick ALIEN LIFE FORM IN BIRTHDAY SHOCKER! EXCLUSIVE! It was on this very day in 1986 that our favorite Regardless of it all, we have all been loyal and alien crash landed into the Tanner family garage. dedicated fans for 25 years. In more recent years, From this point forward, none of our lives would we waited patiently for the DVD sets to be ever be the same. We all remember watching the released, and had gotten our “ALF fix” by watching show on Monday nights, and often could not bear old and deteriorating VHS tapes; though the true the weeklong wait for the next new episode; so mark of an “ALFaholic” is searching the new eBay much anticipation for a thirty-minute program. auctions in the wee hours of the morning for rare collectibles! If that was not bad enough, the summer hiatus was even more excruciating. Many of us also This newsletter was created for all of the ALF watched the sitcom for its complete run on NBC, fans of the past, present, and future. This is an and were crushed when it was cancelled after exciting time to be a fan, and projects such as these only four seasons; another prime example of a will surely inspire a whole new generation of ALF television show that ended before its time. admirers…as well as bring back fond memories! We had all but given up hope on there ever Included in the following pages: the toughest ALF being a continuation to the last episode of the quiz you’ll ever take, a look back on episode #1, ALF sitcom, “Consider Me Gone,” but in 1996 information on an all-new ALF website, an our hopes and dreams finally came true when exclusive interview with Paul Fusco (creator and the movie Project: ALF was released as ABC’s voice of ALF), and more! We hope you enjoy this Movie of the Week. special 25th anniversary newsletter. Answers hero? a become to do 1. 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PAUL FUSCO Q&A Hi Guys I like the ceramic ALF table lamp that was made. The most unusual First of all I want to give you my item: The ALF wind sock. Was a bad sincere thanks for keeping ALF alive idea from the start... who knew people out there and for the wonderful actually bought wind socks? After way you are keeping the fan base seeing the finished product, ALF was informed and in contact. I really heard to remark: “I don’t render well appreciate the efforts you are in vinyl”. making. It has helped to keep us in the public eye and generate 6) Do you still keep in touch new interest so we can hopefully with any of the ALF cast/crew introduce the “ol’ Alfer” to a new members? Sam Stokes - USA generation of fans... We would have kept the Tanner family now to your questions... Yes - I recently caught up with Anne active in the 5th season in some Schedeen and Max Wright who both way - It was never our intention to 1) Out of all the ALF still live in LA. episodes, which one is your write them out totally of the favorite and which one are you 7) There are a number of continuing series. We just needed most proud/fond of? references to crew member more characters and a new Mark Witherspoon - UK names in many ALF episodes. environment for ALF to play in and by Did all of the crew members putting him in a new situation it could That’s a hard question because there take these tongue-in-cheek open his world up more for different were a few that I really liked. The one references in stride, or did any situations. I personally like (not because I wrote of them come as a surprise to it) was the episode entitled the particular crew member? 10) When the sitcom was still “Alone Again Naturally.” I felt it had Sam Stokes - USA on the air, did you have an idea a certain charm and blend of humor of how you wanted the show to Sometimes it was a surprise - It was end? and pathos.