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\ Style/21 BreezeJAMES MADISON UNIVERS'lTY Sports/25 4L MONDAY MARCH 18. 1996 VOL. 73. NO. 40 Admissions office reports increased interest in JMU by Sally Clarke staff writer This article is the first in a two-part series investigating admissions procedures at JMU. Admissions statistics suggest prospective students for the class of 2000 are showing more interest in JMU than applicants of previous years. "The word is out that JMU is an outstanding school." according to Fred Hilton, director of media relations. Increased interest across the country in JMU is evident in the 13.612 applications students submitted for a spot in the class of 2000. The previous all-time high for JMU came in 1988, when 13,550 students applied for freshman admission. Alan Cerveny, associate vice president for admissions and enrollment services, said breaking the '88 record is especially significant because there were almost 10 percent more high school graduates in Virginia in 1988 than this year. Virginia high schools graduated 66.731 students in 1988, but only about 60,000 will graduate this year. More than 12 percent of these graduating seniors applied for admission to JMU. Even more impressive, Cerveny said, is the rapid rise in out-of-state applications, which he attributes to the growing national reputation of the university. "JMU continues to receive considerable . . . attention in a variety of respected publications and studies on quality of colleges and universities," Cerveny said. Of the 13,612 students applying for freshman admission, JMU can only PETER HAUf;ARTY/seniorphotographer enroll about 2,850, or one in five applicants. The entering class will be the largest in JMU history, surpassing the Early exit enrollment for fall '95 by more than 300 students, according to Roxie Shabazz, JMU junior guard Holly Rilinger went up against Duke University's Kira Orr Saturday in the first director of undergraduate admissions. This year's application total is up 8.3 percent from last year's application round of the NCAA tournament. JMU led early on, but eventually fell 85-53 to the Blue Devils in pool of 12,573, the previous second-highest number in the school's history, Durham, N.C. It was the Dukes' first NCAA appearance since 1991. See story, page 23. according to the press release. JMU's goal is to raise its student to 15,000 within the next 10 years, according to Hilton. There are a variety of reasons for the increase, such as the increasing number of Virginia high school students planning to attend state colleges. Florida proposes simplified voter Jane Vandall, a college and career information specialist at Wakefield High School in Arlington, said the number of applicants to JMU from her area are up simply because it is a highly populated region. registration process for students according to Robert Roberts, JMU by Mamie Welter presented by Virginia Gov. George see ADMISSIONS page 2 Allen (R). professor of political science and a staffwriter Kevin Mayeux, president of the political analyst. "Conventional College students in Florida may Florida Student Association and a wisdom is that increased voter JMU application records soon have one less excuse for not student at the University of participation will help the Democrats voting. Florida, said Register Once "aims to because more lower-income voters A proposal now before the Florida empower youths. We often want to turn out [to vote) and generally vote legislature would allow Florida's 2 vote but don't think about registering Democrat." million college students to register to until its too late." This Republican fear was apparent vote when they register for classes. A huge group of students aren't in Virginia when Allen made If enacted, the program would able to take advantage of the Motor numerous attempts, including supply each student with a voter Voter law because they obtain challenging the law before the registration card upon registering for drivers licenses at 16, two years Supreme Court and raising questions college classes. before eligible , Mayeux about possible fraud, to avoid The program, called Register said. implementing the motor voter law. Once, was developed by the Florida Because license renewals are only However, in Florida, which Student Association and is aimed at required every six years in Florida, openly accepted and began encouraging college-aged youths, many youths could remain complying with the law in 1993, who are notorious for being absent unregistered to vote until age 22 more people registered as on voting day, to take part in the unless they take the initiative to Republicans than Democrats in the political process. register on their own. law's first 10 months in effect, The program is an extension of Mayeux is optimistic about the according to the Florida State the national Motor Voter Law that bill's future. He said it has bipartisan Divisions of Elections. allows people to register to vote support, despite some early The Florida Student Association's when they register for a driver's reluctance from Florida state goal is to remove registration as a license. The national law was signed Republicans. voting barrier for college youths by President Bill Clinton in 1993 but Republicans across the country nationwide. didn't take effect in Virginia until have generally been opposed to ANTHONY RtKCJcomributiat«""' early March due to challenges that ease the registration pwiili • see FLORIDA page 2 ">—

2 Monday, March 18, 1996 THE BREEZE Admissions continued from page 1 "JMU [is well perceived] in all of Northern Key Elements of IAMIS MADISON UBIlilSlII Virginia, and now all across the board," she said. The Northern Virginia area is a good breeding "To the press alone, chequered ground because it is ethnically diverse and State Budget Increase as it is with abuses, the world is produces students with a broad range of interests, Vandall said. indebted for all the triumphs The College of Integrated Science and JMU in 1996 '98 biennj which have been gained by Technology will constitute a high percentage of ■ reason and humanity over error the additional applicants as well. and oppression." Maurice Wolla, coordinator of the integrated — James Madison science and technology program, said the admissions office is planning a tentative faculty Salaries - $898,692 - 3.6-4% increase/faculty, Editor Alison Boyce projection that includes admitting 200 students to Managing editor Cyndy Uadtka the ISAT program next year. Ads manager Mattl* Mayall Because increased enrollment will affect Salaries,-4.35% increase/staff. News editor Crlstlo Breen almost every office on campus, other departments are involved in determining the size News editor Greg Froom of classes. Several factors must be considered as Asst. news editor Stacey Danxuao part of how many new students JMU can Capital Appropri Focus editor Karen Brewer accommodate. The Office of Residence Life and Dining Asst. focus editor Angle Krum Services must make accommodations to ensure Opinion editor Sherrl Baanbarg that the school can handle the growing number of -Maintenenie^eservepi ram- W613<> Asst. opinion editor Laura Wada new students. -Campussteam improvement -$ 154J0Q0 Style editor Jaaon Comer Even with the remodeling and expansion of several Bluestone residence halls, ORL may -Equipment for IstCISATbuilding -$1976,000 Asst. style editor Karen Bltz move some students to off-campus locations, Sports editor Matt Provence according to Jim McConnel, ORL director. -Foundation for IstCISAT building - $524,000 Asst. sports editor Peter Hactarty Another consideration is the demographics of -CISAT phase II infrastructure - $ 12225WO ^ Copy editor Karen Bogan the entering class, including ethnicity, , academic standards and scope of Revenue bonds for 2nd CISAT building -$14,118,000 Photo editor Roger Wollenberg interests. Atit. photo editor Melltia Palladlno Part of these demographics include the state Graphics editor Angela Terry mandate that no more than 22 percent of students •Additional funding to hire 73,8 new faculty and Asst. graphics editor Drew Bamemer admitted be from out-of-state, according to information from the Office of Admissions. staff positions, |k ^ Advisers nip Da Luca, Although the number of applications did Alan Neckowltz, increase this year, the increase in new students David Wendelken will also be a result of JMU accepting a greater For the 1996 - 98 biennium, JMU received percentage of those applicants, Shabazz said. FYI. . . According to information from the Office of an 18.5% increase in general funds. Institutional Research, the university accepted The Breeze is published Monday about 45 percent of the applicants for the 1991- and Thursday mornings and '92 and l992-'93 school years. The university source: JMU distributed throughout James accepts more students than they expect to enroll Madison University and the local because it expects a certain percentage of Harrisonburg community. students to turn down the offer of admission. EMILY CWLDRESSIcontributing artist Comments and complaints should Although the percentage of students who be addressed to Alison Boyce, editor. accept admission has risen steadily during the past few years, Shabazz said the academic A changing tide Mailing address: quality of the student body has not diminished. For the first time in five years, the Virginia General Assembly voted for a significant The Breeze JMU continues to hold the same standards for increase in funding for higher education. The General Assembly's 1996-98 budget Anthony-Seeger Hall admission as it did in past years, she said. The gives state colleges and universities an additional $200 million in operating funds James Madison University Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 only difference, Shabazz said, is that more of the and allows for $163 million in borrowing for capital projects on campuses. students that meet those standards will be E-Mail address: accepted. THE.BREEZE within the JMU VAX system; [email protected] outside the JMU VAX system Florida. continued from page 1 Breeze Net: for classes, they are more likely to fill [the those tough choices," he said. http://breeze.jmu.edu "We hope this will be a trend that many states registration card] out and vote on election day," Both McKay and Redding said no matter which An individual may have one copy will follow. We're really pumped up about it," McKay said. party reaped the benefits, any law encouraging of The Breeze for free. Mayeux said. He said he would support the passage of a law more college-aged people to take part in the All subsequent copies cost 25 People between the ages of 18 and 30 have the such as Register Once in Virginia, adding he felt it democratic process was a good idea. cents a piece. potential to be a major force in the political arena, would help the Democratic party. But college students in Virginia shouldn't Mayeux said. "High voter turnout has always been good news expect to be getting voter registration cards when In The Breeze. Easing voter registration at the college level for the Democrats and bad news for Republicans, they register for class anytime soon. If Allen's past would encourage more * _^__^^______and they know that, reluctance to enact the Motor Voter Law is any OPINION 12 young people to vote, he (( too," he said. indication, this is one barrier to voting Virginia FOCUS IS said but he questioned High VOteY tUHlOUt lldS But junior Jason students may not see knocked down for a while. STYLE 21 whether non-automatic ° Redding, president of David Botkins, associate press secretary for SPORTS 23 alwa s been the JMU chapter of Allen, said he could not comment on the chances a College Republicans, law such as Register Once has of passing in COMICS 29 SSStl'dttS y good news said a law encouraging Virginia. The "details of [the law] would have to CLASSIFIEDS 31 l££StEL;J0r the Democrats and increased turnout be studied extensively," before it could be think laws such as Register , . r n IT* among younger voters considered, Botkins said. CLASSIFIEDS? Once would significantly bad news for Republicans, wouldn't necessarily Virginia Del. James M. Scott (D-Fairfax increase the percentage of equal doom for County), who was a major supporter of the Motor young people who vote. How to place a classified: and they know that, too. Republicans. In fact, he Voter Law, was more optimistic about the "A big portion of that thought it might help prospects of instituting a law similar to Register Come to The Breeze's office group doesn't even attend Jeff McKay the party. Once in Virginia. weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 college and the ones in president, JMU Young Democrats "Polls have shown "If the experience with [the Motor Voter Law] p.m. / college are already more that this is the most Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 words, goes smoothly, Virginia could be open to doing $2 for each additional 10 words; likely to vote," he said. conservative generation in the past 30 years. The something like this in the next year of lawmaking. I Boxed classified, $10 per column Junior Jeff McKay, president of the JMU Republican message of hope, growth and would certainly support it if it encourages more inch chapter of Young Democrats, expressed a differing opportunity appeals to many young people," college-aged people to vote," Scott said. Deadlines: noon Friday for opinion, saying he thought a law like Register Redding said. Many agreed easing registration will not be a Monday issues, noon Tuesday for Once would "absolutely" help to increase voter "They are looking at the future and realizing magic force granting America's youth a voice in Thursday issues turnout among the 18 to 30 year-old age group. that we're going to have to make some tough governmental affairs. It will still come down to Classifieds must be paid in advance in "A lot of people our age are really intimidated choices now if we don't want to end up with whether young people, as Redding put it, "are The Breeze office. by the process, and if they have the registration enormous tax burdens when we hit 40 and 50, and willing to take five minutes out of the day and go card right there in front of them when they register many see the Republicans are the party making to the polls." THE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 3 Lecturer addresses multicultural issues by Kristin Butke adds to society. "Diversity in this diversity amongst the groups," he staff writer society can be a liability or an asset. said. Too often it's been a liability." In his lecture, Oxendine rejected There has never been a lack of Throughout his lecture, Oxendine the separationist "salad" image of opinions about how society should discussed the various approaches to society's diversity in which all approach the country's diversity. diversity, emphasizing the groups are mixed together yet remain Most people have a theory advantages of multiculturalism over separate and unaffected by one concerning how communities should separatism and assimilation. another. Oxendine also found flaws address the cultural, ethnic and racial According to Oxendine, in the "stew" perception of diversity, differences of American separatism does not allow people to saying it prevents the recognition of communities. learn to appreciate and understand individual aspects of the stew. Joseph Oxendine, chancellor of one another and creates peculiar and Oxendine suggested that a stir fry, Pembroke State University in incorrect attitudes and perceptions. like multiculturalism, is the most Pembroke, N.C., added ft> this pool "With separatism, you're going to desirable and appropriate approach to of opinions and offered his have strife around the borders," he the diversity of society because it perspective on the strategies said. "You're going to have does not lose the special associated with the issue of diversity. suspicions, hostilities and violence." characteristics of the individual parts. Oxendine, one of only a few Oxendine discussed the effects of "In a stir fry, you can still see an Native Americans to lead a major his experience growing up in a individual carrot, but that carrot has university, discussed "Strategies for separatist community where he never been enhanced by the flavor of the Diversity in Higher Education" had the chance to be with any non- other and is more March 14 following the department Indians in school, church or play. beautiful and tasty because of it." of kinesiology's annual spring "Brightness and dumbness is no In his lecture, Oxendine also dinner. Oxendine was the 1996 respecter of race, but you don't know expressed the importance of Harris Lecturer. this if you grow up in a separatist addressing issues of cultural diversity According to Mike Goldberger, society," he said. within universities. head of the kinesiology department, Oxendine referred to assimilation Oxendine said he encourages the Harris Lecture Set is funded and similarly, calling it an equally Native Americans and African- named in honor of the late Dorothy unacceptable and inappropriate Americans to establish organizations Harr^, a former JMU faculty approach to diversity. and recognize the ties binding them member and scholar of sports The assimilationist or melting-pot together, but he also encourages them psychology. strategy, in which groups break down not to restrict themselves to one race IAN GRARAM/senior photographer Oxendine's discussion, the fourth all evidence of differences and think, or clique. Joseph Oxendine discusses his concept of a multicultural society Harris Lecture, explored diversity in act and look alike, does not create an According to Oxendine, students higher education. It was open to the attractive society, he said. are not learning to survive and during the kinesiology department's Harris Lecture March 14. public and attracted about 25 people, According to Oxendine, succeed after college if they do not universities have a responsibility to in our society," he said. Goldberger said. communities musk celebrate their allow themselves to step outside their approach the issue of diversity and Following Oxendine's lecture, Oxendine emphasized that society diversity and not promote racial group and interact with others. work toward an effective solution. kinesiology graduate student John needs to recognize the beauty assimilation or the diminishment of "You're not preparing yourself for "It is not going to be done in the Dube said, "Cultural diversity is the individual diversity adds to their ethnic individuality. the future if you're restricting home or churches. It is the future. We are working toward it and communities. People must approach "The strategy I most encourage is yourself to one ethnic group." he responsibilities of the schools and are already culturally diverse, so this diversity as a positive attribute and one of multiculturalism in which we said. universities to prepare our young has been a reinforcement of what we appreciate the character and flavor it get along but celebrate the beauty of According to Oxendine, people to deal with issues of diversity have already been taught," he said. Mi \ I T ( T r\r Ethics policy imposes V-/ v^on restrictions on VAX by Paula Finkektein message on voice mail in Moody Hall March 14. police reporter users' on-line behavior Destruction of Public Property Campus police report the following: • A pipe in the radiator reportedly burst, caus.. by Katie Cole extensive water damage to rm. 6104, the first floor contributing writer False Fire Alarm/Destruction of Public hallway and party room in building A, unit B. of the Pi Students flood the VAX system daily, but the number of students who realize they Property/Confiscated Contraband and Kappa Phi fraternity house at 6:39 p.m. March 9. Paraphernalia must follow a university-imposed ethics code seems to be a trickle. The ethics code deals mainly with warnings on topics such as protecting passwords • Unidentified individuals allegedly discharged a dry Destruction of Private Property chemical extinguisher on four upper floors and the rear and making sure users care for university computer equipment carefully, but part of the • Unidentified individuals allegedly smashed the code concerns appropriate behavioral uses of the computer network. The goal of this stairwell, activating the fire alarm system in Eagle Hall at windshield of a student vehicle with a mud clod near the 10:33 p.m. March 12. part of the code is to avoid the spread of harassing messages and other offenses. Sigma Nu fraternity house between 5:30 p.m. and 5:45 The JMU Information Systems Appropriate Use Policy is a set of guidelines The housekeeping crew reportedly was brought in due p.m. March 13. to considerable dusftn the air. The fire department and students are expected to follow when using the JMU computing system. According to the policy, "Access [to the computer system] carries certain ethical responsibilities and police prohibited residents' return to the building until the Grand Larceny dry chemical powder was completefy cleaned up and the obligations." • Unidentified Individuals allegedly stole a Sony VCR, The policy, which can be located in the VAX system by typing "guides" at the $ air was cleared. five video tapes, a Sony Playstation, eight video games Emergency room checks conducted during the prompt, is signed by each student during Freshman Orientation. and a controller from an unsecured room in Hanson Hall Some students said they hardly remember signing the policy during orientation. incident reportedly revealed contraband and between 5 pjn. March 1 and 9:30 p.m. March 10. paraphernalia in plain view in six rooms located Kevin Heath, sophomore history major, said,"It must not mean that much because I • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole 50 compact don't even remember signing it." throughout the building. The matter reportedly has been discs from a disc jockey box In the party room of the referred to the Office of Residence Life. Stefanie Mumpower, sophomore integrated science and technology major, said,"I Sigma/Nu fraternity house between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. remember signing the policy, but I haven't heard anything about it since then." March 13. Jen Carro, a junior computer information systems major, said she did not remember Credit Card Fraud The exterior door reportedly had been left propped • Student Daemon V. Schultz, 18, of Virginia Beach, signing the policy. open by residents, allowing easy access to the area. But Carro said she feels her own morality while using the VAX has not been was arrested and charged with three counts of credit card • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a cardboard fraud March 12. negatively influenced by this lack of guidance. "We are at the age where we don't need box containing a 2000ZS notebook computer, serial No. rules written word for word. We have enough responsibility to know what is deemed DS08NDB0232-01, valued at $2,745, and an Infocus appropriate," she said. Bench Warrant Served panelbook 500 SE Series, from an office in the College of • Student James A. Alefantis, 21, of McLean, was A recent incident at the University of Maryland sparked debate over how much integrated Science and Technology Building at 4:06 p.m. regulation should be enforced over the Internet at colleges and universities. served a bench warrant at the Alpha Chi Rho fraternity March 14. house for failing to pay fines at 1 am. March 14. Debate began when a University of Maryland student posted a public Internet Alefantis reportedly was taken before the magistrate message accusing a mother of abusing her daughter, according to an article in the Feb. Petty Larceny 14 issue of The Washington Post. In his message, the student gave the mother's phone and released on bond. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a green leather number and encouraged readers to call the family. pouch and its contents from Jackson Hall at 12:21 p.m. In response to the incident, the American Association of State Colleges and Harassing Telephone Calls March 14. • Unidentified individuals allegedly made harassing Universities is recommending schools establish standards of conduct before giving The pouch reportedly was recovered and the owner students e-mail accounts. JMU is a member of the association. telephone calls to a residence haB March 12. contacted. The only missing item reportedly was $20 Although JMU is a member of the association, it is not bound to follow its cash. Obscene Message • An unidentified male subject allegedly left an obscene Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 11:28 see VAX page 9 4 Monday, March 18, 1996 THE BREEZE 1996 Summer Internship CREEN Call TODAY for a March 21 ^erw COMMUNICATION Office of Career Services 568-6555 the means to preservation IABC/JMU* 1996 Sell yellow page advertising in the campus telephone SPRINC CONFERENCE Saturday, March 23 directories for James Madison University 9 am to 4 pm Eleven week program Shenandoah Room Chandler Hall Train for one week in Chapel Hill, NC Learn how to use communication as a tool to preserve our Work with a fun team of college students every day environment and your organization

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I'lABC/JMU is the award-winning JMU chapter ot the International Association of Business Communicators THE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 5 Conference addresses ethical concerns, issues by Mike White Place" were common responses. staff writer When asked what was wrong with "Melrose Place," many audience Students, faculty and community members replied, "sex." members had the chance to express The discussion then focused on their views on issues such as cheating whether television influences society and criminal rights in an interactive or vice versa. Rogers said a lack of conference called "Ethical Concerns moral influences for children was the and Issues: You Make the Call," cause of problems attributed to Wednesday in Moody Hall. television. The conference was sponsored by Participants were asked to submit Black Student Alliance, Center for an opinion on the statement, "I Multicultural Student Services and should be allowed to sell my organs the Office of Affirmative Action. The and body parts for medical use after purpose of the conference was "to get death." The most common response us to talk about our own values and was "strongly agree." beliefs," said Assistant Professor of Swallow said the statement had Human Resource Development Oris practical, economic, medical and Griffin, organizer of the event. ethical overtones. It's hard to know More than 200 people attended what a person's organs will be like at the conference in the Classroom of death, she said. the 21st Century, and according to Harris said the inclusion of the Griffin, more were turned away at words "should be allowed" may have the door. predetermined people's responses to A six-member panel was on hand the statement. The panel also to lead the discussion. The panel ANGELA SMYTW staff photographer discussed the possibility of included Irma Dillard, enforcement Larry Rogers, Dr. Elizabeth Swallow and Emily Purdy discuss whether a student should turn In unconscious patients being put to supervisor of the Equal Employment another student who has cheated In class at an ethics conference In Moody Hall on Wednesday. death for their organs. Opportunity Commission, David The next statement the audience Lowenstein, a student and WXJM questions. The questions were would . . ." The majority response call in anonymously, as an influence voted on was, "Prisoners should talk show host, Gail Nardi, displayed on screen' in the front of was to "care, but do nothing." for students to remain silent about receive a free high school/college communications director of the the room. Five answer choices were After receiving the response, violations they witness. education funded by taxpayers." Democratic Party of Virginia, Emily given, and participants used keypads Lowenstein identified the core issue Next, participants were asked to "Undecided" was the popular Purdy, executive director of the on their seats to select one. The of the question was what perspective give an opinion on the statement, response. Harrisonburg and Rockingham results were placed on the screens for each student brought to the situation. "Trash television is negatively "The issue is crime and County United Way, Larry Rogers, discussion. Other panelists brought more affecting our society." With punishment," Nardi said. There was a member of the Harrisonburg City Harris set up guidelines for issues into discussion. "We haven't responses ranging from "strongly conflict as to what role rehabilitation Council and Dr. Elizabeth Swallow, discussion. They included accepting answered the question of what we agree" to "strongly disagree" the should play in criminal justice, she a physician for the Valley Medical responsibility for one's self, think we should do," Nardi said. The most popular choice was "agree." added. An audience member stated Group of Harrisonburg. examining issues, anticipating discussion went on to include issues Purdy said the core issue at stake the question would be easier to Psychology Professor Charles consequences and tolerating the of honor system policies at JMU and was free will and where to draw the decide if it did not include college Harris moderated the discussion. views of others. elsewhere. Rogers cited crime solver line on it. Harris asked the audience education. Another participant added The conference focused on the The first question was, "If I knew programs like "America's Most to name shows they thought to be discussion of specific ethical that a classmate was cheating, I Wanted," which encourage people to trash. "Ricki Lake" and "Melrose see CONFERENCE page 9 Study finds sugar Faculty Senate endorses post- not so bad after all tenure review recommendations by A P/newsfinder break down complex carbohydrates, news service such as pasta and grains." by Suzanne Compton with "a department head, all by him/herself, being able Other experts, however, said it is faculty reporter to start a tenured faculty member down the road, WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sugar too early to accept the sweeping perhaps, of termination," Lippke said has a reputation as an evil food that conclusions proposed by Surwit. The Faculty Senate unanimously endorsed a revised If the special committee votes to require a faculty causes diabetes, obesity, mood "Sugar has been known as a bad proposal presented by the Post-Tenure Review member to participate in a development plan, the swings and other bad health effects. food and it may not be as bad as we Committee at its meeting Thursday in the Warren Hall member will be evaluated again after one year to see But Duke University researchers say thought it was," said Sachiko St. Highlands Room. what progress, if any, he or she has made, Lippke said. that is all a myth. Jeor, director of nutrition studies at Committee chairman Rick Lippke, philosophy and If the faculty member is making progress, he or she will It's fat — not sugar — that is the the University of Nevada School of religion, summarized the committee's revisions from have another year to complete the plan and be bad guy, said Richard Surwit, Medicine. "But it needs further the post-tenure report. In the report, the Post-Tenure evaluated again at the end of the second year. research director of the Stedman research." Review Committee recommended "each [tenured] Several senators raised questions concerning the Nutrition Center at Duke. Sugar got She said Surwit's studies were too faculty member receive an overall evaluation at the end time element in the dismissal of an unsatisfactory its unsavory reputation, he said, from limited to extrapolate to the general of each year, in addition, an evaluation in each of the faculty member. Many senators said a process taking associating with fat. public. three major areas," teaching, scholarship and service. several years was too long for a professor not meeting Surwit said research using 'These findings have yet to be The Post-Tenure Review Committee also made a the minimum requirements to still be teaching. laboratory mice and human beings confirmed," she said. Studies that last recommendation to require a tenured faculty member Sen. Devin Bent, political science, voiced the with controlled diets shows sugar has longer and involve more people are who receives an overall unsatisfactory evaluation for opposite opinion and said, "We felt that we did speed no more effect on weight gain than needed. two consecutive years to take part in a comprehensive up the process. This new procedure, in addition, makes any other form of carbohydrate In the studies presented Saturday evaluation, Lippke said. The department head and four it possible for the process to start by the [majority] vote calories and that it does not trigger at the fourth International Congress tenured faculty members would make up the special of three faculty members." diabetes, or affect the personality. of Behavioral Medicine, Surwit and committee to oversee the evaluation. The Faculty Concerns Committee brought two Nor does sugar cause depression, his colleagues reported on testing of The PAC appoints the four tenured faculty members. issues before the Faculty Senate. The senate discussed a hyperactivity, anxiety or affect the sugar diets on both laboratory mice Because some departments are small and only have measure concerning revolving-term contracts tabled at ability to concentrate, he said. and on people. three tenured faculty members, a tenure faculty member Thursday's meeting. The second issue concerned the The digestive system, Surwit said, Surwit said in their first from another department would serve on the special endorsement of the revised version of the merit pay breaks down carbohydrate elements experiment, colonies of mice were evaluation committee, according to Lippke. plan. in grains, pasta, bread and fed a fatty, sweet diet that was This evaluation committee would make a decision First, senators discussed non-tenure and revolving- into forms of sugar. Pure, white essentially cookie dough. via majority vote and decide if the faculty member term contracts. Non-tenure and revolving-term sucrose found in the ordinary sugar "The animals all got fat and needs to participate in a development plan to improve contracts are those contracts given to faculty without bowl is the same thing, so far as the diabetic," he said. his or her performance, Lippke said. tenure. Several senators voiced divided opinions on the body is concerned, he says. Then the researchers fed groups of Speaker Andy Kohen said the development plan issue. Some senators felt there should be fewer "Sugar is just a carbohydrate like mice four different diets: high sugar- addresses the deficiencies of the individual faculty contracts or none at all, according to Kohen. Other all others," he said. "It is healthful high fat; high sugar-low fat; low member. "It is a written consent to remedy senators view this as finding a way to control the and should be regarded like all other sugar-low fat and low sugar-high fat. deficiencies." number of non-tenured faculty already at the university. carbohydrates. There's no difference Only those receiving the high fat Lippke said it was important that faculty be on this Sen. Arch Harris, computer science, said the metabolically." diets, he said, developed diabetes and committee to avoid the problems incurred if only one proposal calls "for a policy on how [non-tenure Once sugar is in the digestive obesity, or showed personality person, such as the department head, made the contracts] is going to be handled. tract, said Surwit, enzymes break it evaluation decision. down "in the same manner as they see SUGAR page 9 The Post-Tenure Review Committee was concerned see SENATE page 11 ■Il«—1

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State senator and delegates WEEKL Y EVENTS speak at local luncheon Harrisonburg-Rockingham Chamber of Monday President Clinton vows veto Commerce Issues Committee is sponsoring a for legal liability reform law luncheon with state representatives, including JMU Mallet Madness, Music Building, rm. 108, 1 p.m. and 8 p.m., free. Sen. Kevin Miller, and delegates Andy Guest and Cycling Club/Team meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, 5 p.m. President Bill Clinton said Saturday he would Peter Way. veto legislation that would limit court-awarded EQUAL meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305, 5 p.m. The luncheon will be held at Sheraton Four payments to consumers injured by dangerous or Points Hotel in Harrisonburg, 11:45 a.m-l:30 Science Fiction/Fantasy Guild, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. defective products. p.m., March 22. Speakers, will begin at 12:30 Coalition, Keezell Hall, rm. 310,7 p.m. The proposal, which emerged from a House- p.m. For reservations or more information, call College Republican meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,7:30 p.m. Senate conference last week, "unfairly tilts the 434-3862 by March 20. legal playing field to the disadvantage of Tuesday consumers," Clinton said in a statement outlining Upcoming student teachers his concerns to congressional leaders. must complete requirements • "Did the Tax Revolt Reduce School Performance?" presented by the economics Consumer groups, which joined the Association All student teachers for the fall 1996 session department, Zane Showker Hall, rm. 108,4:30 p.m. of Trial Lawyers of America in opposing the who have not completed a Universal Precautions • Circle K meeting. Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 6 p.m. proposal, were jubilant. Business interests and session must do so before they can register for • Students for Camp Heartland meeting. Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 7 p.m. others who for years have sought limits on legal settlements were angry. student teaching. • AED meeting, Burruss Hall, rm. 31,7 p.m. Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.), the bill's chief Also, all students applying for teacher • "Managed Health Care,""presented by AED, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. education must complete a Universal Precautions sponsor who had predicted last week that Clinton session before being fully accepted into teacher • "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," sponsored by UPB and IFC, Grafton-Stovall would sign the measure, called the president's education. Sign-up sheets are on the first-floor Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. $1.50 or free for students wearing Greek letters. action " a shortsighted political view of a serious hallway outside Maury Hall, rm. 110. The session • "Legal Issues in Education," Anthony-Seeger Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. bipartisan effort that would restore common is on a first-come, first-serve basis. • Young Democrats meeting, Warren Hall Allegheny Room., 8 p.m. sense to the American legal system." In addition, a tuberculosis test must be • JMU Symphony Orchestra, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m., free admission. administered to all student teachers for fall* 1996 session before being eligible to student teach. TB clinics will be held 1:30-3:30 p.m., April 1-2. Wednesday Sign-up sheets are outside Maury Hall, rm. 110. Spring 1997 student-teaching applications are • Junior Class Council meeting, Warren Hall Piedmont Room, 5 p.m. Higher-income residents flock due in the Office of Teacher Education Services, • Universal Precautions training session, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,5-6 p.m. Sign up Maury Hall, rm. 110, on or before April 1. outside the Office of Teacher Education Services, Maury Hall. to far out Washington suburbs • Habitat for Humanity meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 402,5:30 p.m. The expanding exurbs of Maryland and Internship fair to be held • Caving Club meeting, Jackson Hall basement, 6 p.m. Northern Virginia are pulling thousands of people today in Zane Showker Hall • Baptist Student Union Revival Core prayer, BSU House, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and hundreds of millions of dollars in income out Students interested in discussing career and • Outing Club meeting, Keezell Hall, rm. 310,6:30 p.m. of the area's more central communities — internship options with professionals should • Harmony meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,7 p.m. money that is pumping up tax bases and creating attend today's internship fair. • "Enchanted April," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and new consumer markets at the region's edge. Between 8:30-10 a.m., studentS/have the 9:30 p.m., $1.50. New residents moving into Loudoun County have median incomes thousands of dollars higher opportunity to meet with recruiters in the lobby • Sophomore Class meeting. Warren Hall Massanutten Room, 7:15-8:15 p.m. than the people moving out, according to new of Zane Showker Hall. This provides students • Take Back the Night meeting, Logan Hall Women's Resource Center, 8 p.m. with the opportunity to talk with recruiters and statistics from the Internal Revenue Service. The • "Drawing with Paper," Duke Hall, rm. A-100,8 p.m. same is true for Calvert, Charles and Anne submit resumes. Pre-scheduled interviews are taking place in Arundel counties. the Phillips Center Ballroom, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m., Thursday Much of that new income is brought in by at 20-minute intervals. Down time is provided for people who have left the District and its adjoining walk-in students to meet with recruiters. • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,5-6:30 p.m. suburbs. More than 40 percent of the income Recruiters from various retailers will share • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. pouring into Loudoun County comes from their knowledge and give an overview of the job • Baptist Student Union Fellowship, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. Fairfax County alone, according to IRS figures. market within the retail industry 5-6 p.m. in Zane • BOND meeting, Warrren Hall Piedmont Room, 6 p.m. More than 40 percent of the millions of new Showker Hall. Following this will be a reception dollars coming into Charles County each year is • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m. and the from residents who used to live in Prince for internship fair participants. New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. George's. ~ • International Affairs Association meeting, Maury Hall, rm.101,7 p.m. ir information to The income flowing into places such as newsflle or c • "Queen Margot," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 Loudoun, Southern Maryland, Anne Arundel and it News Editor, The Breeze, Anthony- p.m., $1.50. Howard counties is a growing pot of revenue that Seeger Hall, or call 86S4127. • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. also generates commercial development. • Muslim Coalition meeting. Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 8-9:30 p.m. — L.A. Trmes/Washlngton Post news seirfce BREEZE

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If you have any qu please call X6259 The Commuter Student Council... There's no place like home. VAX THE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 9 continued from page 3 according to Soenksen. recommendations, according to Fred Cairo said she worries about the Hilton, director of media relations. effect the policy has on her rights. Cathy Christ, a JMU computer "Some sort of code of ethics is security administrator, said the necessary, but privacy should be university's policy "tries to create a considered," she said. free speech environment that allows Jen Van Burke, a junior biology for free expression and protects major, said because VAX messages privacy. One of our biggest issues is don't need to be approved before harassing E-mail messages or being posted, she sees the misrepresentation of oneself in E- possibilities for abuse in the system. mail messages," she said. "In order to post a flier on Part of Christ's job is helping campus, you have to have it stamped, students who receive harassing but on e-mail, there is no stamped messages. She said many times the approval for a message," she said. senders of these messages do not Van Burke said students should be realize they will be ill-received. mature and recognize their Christ said students have been responsibilities and the potential punished for being in violation of the effects of their words. Van Burke honor code, but ."not in an ethical thinks there should be a mandatory situation." orientation session prior to receiving Roger Soenksen, professor of an account, rather than just signing -speech communication, said he the policy during orientation. believes anywhere there is access to Karen Forchest. CIS professor, E-mail, there is potential for abuse. said she periodically reviews the "It is the nature of any new beast to code with her students in class. She AMY SANDLIN/senior photographer have someone try and turn it into stressed students should realize the something for themselves." legal impact and responsibilities of Challenging Ethical codes for computer use are signing the code. necessary, but violations should be "Behavior that applies by any Seniors Mason Reed, Maggy Cronin, Niki Howard, Kelley O'Dell and Lisa Cox are just some of handled on an individual basis other communication medium should the students who helped raise $31,357 as of March 13 for the Senior Class Challenge. The instead of creating a stricter policy, apply to the Internet," Forchest said. goal of the fund raiser is to collect $50,000 to donate for two specific projects at the university. Sugar. continued from page 5 Conference.continued from page 5 servings of pasta and grains. Only response was a result of participants help people with a career. "If you're changes. Sugar was not the villain, artificial sweetener was used for the free education might be an incentive said Surwit. It was the fat. asking, "Can I live with myself dumb and you can't do the job, you second group. for crime. The discussion turned to cheating?" get fired." The Duke researchers then carried Both groups throughout the whether or not education would the idea into humans. Nardi said a comparison of this A participant said in a highly experiment underwent frequent make ex-prisoners more useful to response with the answers to first competitive world, grades are the Forty-two overweight women, physical and emotional tests aimed at society. divided into two groups, were fed questions showed people may be best way of measuring people. detecting small changes. The final statement brought up in more concerned with making Purdy responded, "In business, low-fat diets of exactly the same At the end of the experiment, the program was, "If you had private caloric content for six weeks. decisions for themselves than you are not going to be measured on there was virtually no difference access to the student information imposing their values on others. your grades." For one group, 43 percent of the between the groups, according to system would you raise your grades calories came from sugar. The other Participants said survival and Junior Kathy Pansini said the Surwit. to improve your GPA?" contributing to society were possible group was fed no added sugar, but program taught "that you can be Conclusion: "Sugar has an The majority response was reasons to inflate grades. instead got calories from increased open, proud, honest and just voice undeserved reputation," Surwit said. "strongly disagree." Rogers said the Rogers said grade inflation won't your opinion." 10 Monday, March 18, 1996 Tr^E BRfcEZE

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Agency, up by an expected $300 million from WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Clinton Nonetheless, the 2,000 pages of documents the EPA's unfinished 1996 budget; Mandatory News Section fleshes out a $1.64 trillion budget for 1997 on released Tuesday will stand as Clinton's • A reduction of 31,000 more jobs from the Tuesday with a plan for girding America's campaign vision of what government should federal work force, bringing to 245,000 the meeting economy that he hopes will underpin his re- look like, do and cost. One of those visions positions the Clinton administration has erased today, 4:30 p.m. election bid against likely Republican nominee involves $99 billion tax cuts, about half what _ Bob Dole. since 1993. Republicans proposed. Clinton's blueprint will have limited Anthony-Seeger Hall, rm. 10 Conforming to an outline he introduced six Clinton hopes to outflank the GOP by influence on the 1997 budget that emerges from Come meet the new editors! weeks ago to meet a legal deadline, Clinton will portraying himself as tight-fistedly eliminating the GOP-controlled Congress later this year. Its detail his recipe of tax cuts for families, savings the deficit and shrinking government. proposals for many initiatives are likely to be from Medicare and other benefit programs, plus Simultaneously, he plans to woo his ignored or, perhaps, become the starting point increases for education, the environment and Democratic base, claiming he accomplishes for negotiations. high technology. The final product: A political those goals more gently than Republicans while "It might provide some comic relief for the document that he will argue charts the best path protecting programs for children, struggling Congress,'" said Rep. John Boehner, R-Ohio, a for raising Americans" living standards by families and other vulnerable people. member of the House GOP leadership. balancing the budget by 2002 and bolstering Administration and congressional officials key programs. As described in the 20-page outline he The Breeze is looking for a say Clinton will unwrap no major surprises and released Feb. 5 and his Jan. 23 State of the One administration official said White 1 will closely track his February outline and the Union address, Clinton will also propose. police reporter to begin April 1. House concern over economic security was offers he made during the failed budget talks • A $160 billion deficit in 1997, transforming unrelated to the "boomlet of interest" the issue with Republicans. His blueprint comes as the into a $4 billion surplus in 2002. Send a resume" and three clips received during the GOP presidential administration and Congress struggle in • Seven-year savings of $124 billion from to The Breeze news section by nomination fight. In fact, in his fiscal 1996 overtime to finance dozens of agencies for Medicare, $59 billion from Medicaid, $40 budget 13 months ago, Clinton discussed the fiscal 1996, which began last Oct. 1. billion from welfare and $297 billion from March 22. problems of falling incomes, low job creation The administration official said new details other domestic programs, all less than what rates and stagnant living standards— all on the will include: Republicans sought during the budget talks. first page. • $25.6 billion for the Education Department, • $243 billion for the Pentagon, about $14 & £D & J£D & &a & fa "You'll once again see economic security up a projected $1.5 billion from this year's billion less than Republicans say they want. Senate continued from page 5 Senators later discussed merit pay. Academic Affairs Bethany Oberst, Smith made suggestions and know ahead of time what the rules "We want the decision making to Harris presented the senate with the and will offer the resolution to the recommendations as a preamble to are [concerning merit pay]," Smith start at the department level as revised version of the administration and Academic the merit pay proposal. said. opposed to the dean's level with no recommendation for merit pay. Council for consideration, according Smith said he and some other Also at the meeting: consultation to the department,'* Harris summarized the changes to Kohen. faculty members are concerned • Craig Abrahamson, marshal of the Harris said. the committee made to the merit pay Russ Smith, economics, said the because the administration has not Faculty Senate, reported two possible Sen. Matt ReiMy, integrated plan. Some of the changes concerned Faculty Roles, Responsibilities and said how it decides what amount of amendments to the Faculty Senate science and technology, said he word usage and addressed more Rewards Committee wrote a report money each college gets, or the Constitution. The senate voted and would have trouble voting on the specific concerns of the faculty. concerning merit pay. The report was criteria in which merit pay is passed the two motions. issue because it is a concern of not After some discussion and then forwarded to the administration decided. According to Kohen, Faculty only the ISAT department, but all modifications, the senate passed the and Faculty Senate. "The administration has been Senate members will send a ballot to departments. resolution for merit pay with only The Faculty Senate's Faculty unwilling to explain the criteria in the entire faculty to consider and vote After several senators raised one negative vote, Kohen said. Concerns Committee then revised the which merit pay is decided, despite on the two motions as possible concerns they had with the proposal, The senate will forward the report in order to send it to the several public requests," Smith said. amendments to the Faculty Senate the recommendation was tabled. resolution to the Vice President for administration, Smith said. "As a faculty member I want to Constitution.

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A memo to all faculty; The feme has come once ^am h review everjonei? sa te B-is obvious fo as atf fat as ffie cosfe of km Mease, so Dart... A furious dart to the inconsiderate residents of tousr ones axmsanw h to Eagle Hall. I take every chance I have to get out of this building. When we're not having two-hour fire wort 3h fte interest ot car#a% drills, there are drinking contests on the floors above, we teve seen -b it -ftaf- \fou Will below and on both sides of my room. Grow up — if you were really cool, you'd have some place other all sisf a fiftfe screnW than your rooms to party. Sent in by a student who has yet to get a good em ii each pajcDecK: v nights sleep in her own room. Pat.., Give JMLPs faculty its share A pat to all the concerned students who gave up their Wednesday evenings all semester to plan Take The Virginia General Assembly finally made The state council ranks the salaries of each public Back the Night. public higher education a priority this year, institution with a peer group. These peer groups, Sent in by a fellow planner who understands their increasing operating funds by $200 million and formed in the late 1980s, are not based on academics or concerns and goals. freezing in-state tuition for two years. It even allowed reputation, but economics. The schools in each Virginia room for faculty salary raises, which make up a good institution's peer group are public colleges in other portion of that $200 million. But JMU's faculty is not states withsimilar size and resources. getting its share of the pot, a share they fully deserve. SCHEV's goal is for Virginia schools to be ranked in Dart... the 60th percentile of their peer institutions for faculty The 1996-*98 state budget gives JMU 18.5 percent A clean-up-your-act dart to the person(s) more in state money than the salaries. Virginia schools quickly current two-year period. Most of The university has an reached that goal and almost as responsible for stealing my friends' shower gel that money goes for faculty and quickly fell to the 30th percentile during their groovy disco party. Give me a break! staff salaries. After all, most of the excellent faculty that and lower as state funding Sent in by a dancing queen who would have given school's budget goes to pay plummeted. you a bar of soap if you really needed it. employees — it's a people-based should be rewarded/or JMU has been lucky and hasn't institution. The faculty salary fallen as low as most other schools raises alone account for nearly $1 its fine work, not in its peer group because many of Pat... million of JMU's $77.5 million in the peer institutions have had even funds from the state and tuition. It punished because of lower salary raises than JMU in A big, old pat to the main-man Manny, who accounts for a 3.6 to 4 percent some mathematical recent years. returned the wallet I left on the track. Thanks for increase for faculty in 1997. SCHEV is now hoping to start a getting the second half of the semester off on the return to the 60th percentile with Meanwhile, the average faculty formula. right track. salary raise across the state for this turnaround in state funding, 1997 is 5 percent, meaning that several schools' and the General Assembly based faculty salary raises Sent in by a runner who is grateful for super-nice faculties will get more than the 5 percent, and much on where an institution placed in its peer group. people. more than JMU. The university, and its 528 professors, Therefore, JMU's salary raises were lower than at other are getting the shaft. schools. JMU's faculty has not had an easy time the last The university has an excellent faculty that should be Dart... several years. The university has undergone a multitude rewarded for its fine work, not punished because of of changes, most of which must be carried out by some mathematical formula. Faculty salaries are based A red-hot dart to whoever is responsible for professors. In fact, JMU's professors have been at the on merit within the institution, and they should be temperature control in the Converse computer lab. based on rnerit when the General Assembly doles them forefront of change as dictated by the State Council of Could you guys make it a little more hot and humid Higher Education for Virginia. These changes are out. The 60th percentile is a nice goal to have, but not precisely why JMU does well when it comes to getting at the expense of quality professors. in there? state money. Sent in by someone who is still a little pink in the But none of that matters in the computation of The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial middle. faculty salary raises, something that hurt JMU board which consists of the editor, managing editor and professors' pocketbooks, and possibly their morale. the opinion editors. Pat... lulitorial Policy Alison Boyce... editor Cyrtdy Liedtkc ... managing editor Sherri Eisenberg... opinion editor Laura Wade ... asst. opinion editor A big pat to the Luigi's employee who called a cab Letters to the editor should be no more than 500 words, columns should be no more for two intoxicated customers, and an angry dart to than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be those customers who came back 20 minutes later to delivered to Tht Bre«» by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. fetch their car. Don't you know drinking and driving The Bnev reserves the right ro edit for clarity and space. can kill? The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, Sent in by two people who don't want to be on the BreezeJAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY this staff, or James Madison University. roads with drunks driving. «—— a

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Board member represents students; too hard now. Perhaps a spread on G. Gordon Liddy's history and thinks alike and violators are persecuted. As much as I use her presence to vocalize opinions involvement as a "ranting felon," according to a dart in the March welcome Liddy, I welcome anyone who can bring different 14 Breeze, would serve the JMU community in its decision of ideas to this campus, even if I do not agree with them. To do To the Editor: whether to attend this program. otherwise would be shallow and ignorant. I am writing to inform or to remind students that the position I don't believe this will happen because, at liberal JMU, we won't listen to any of that conservative stuff our parents or elders Matthew Engel H ,£ Tl membcr of ,he JMU Board of Visitors exists so mat me students have a liaison with whom to communicate their might espouse. We must rebel. We must not allow such fascist junior views concerning education and student life on our campus. ideas on campus to pollute young minds. history As the current student board member, I would like to invite This is wrong. students to contact me if they have any questions or comments How can an enlightened student turn down the opportunity to about student life at JMU or the Board of Visitors in general. UPB money misdirected to fund Liddy; There is a board meeting in late April, and it is my students' interests not considered responsibility to prepare and to present a report to the education and student life committee of the board. The report of the student To the Editor: member gives the the Board of Visitors a chance to be informed WKCY, a local Harrisonburg radio station, presented a about student opinions and activities. Once again, I invite proposal to the University Program Board to bring G. Gordon students to offer their input prior to this meeting. Liddy to speak at the JMU Convocation Center. Please feel free to contact me with comments, concerns or Representatives of WKCY said they would raise from the questions, including any about the student board member community the $15,000 necessary to pay Mr. Liddy. However, selection process. My e-mail address is STU.ODELL and my a week later, WKCY said it could not raise any money. UPB telephone number is 434-8000. Thank you for your time and agreed to fund all $15,000, despite the plea from numerous consideration, and I look forward to hearing from you. learn what any group or interest has to share with them? It is our right to disagree, but it is not our right to censor these groups or students not to allow student fees to pay for Liddy to speak at interests. JMU. Kelley O'Dell The closed-mindedness of this campus sickens me. Let us We strongly object to the UPB allowing the university's senior student facilities and resources to be used to promote the public administration either welcome Liddy as a spokesperson or as an intellectual adversary from whom all can learn. agenda of a private radio station that has Liddy on the air four If we allow liberals to speak on campus, we must allow hours a day, five days a week. The purpose of a university conservatives the chance to do so as well. I feel that the liberal programming board is to provide programming that is in the Liberal JMU should listen to Llddy; interest of the members of the university community, as well as protesters against Liddy are afraid of him. If so, there must be a the broader community. all voices should be heard on campus flaw in their thinking . .. why else would they strive so ardently to keep his message away from us? There is no evidence that this program is being supported by the majority of JMU students, faculty or staff. To the Editor: In days where Louis Farrakhan, Harmony and other non- As everyone is well aware, G. Gordon Liddy is scheduled to status quo groups are allowed to speak freely, Liddy, Bob Dole We understand the UPB did approach the SGA to seek arrive at JMU on April 2. I learned of student opposition to his student opinion, but gave senators no prior notice to consult and the Christian right must be allowed equal opportunity to do with their constituents. appearance in the Feb. 29 issue of The Breeze. In our college so under the freedom of speech and freedom of assembly rights society, JMU demands toleration of race, religion, politics, put forth in the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights. Since the UPB agreed to spend our money on a program for sexual orientation, etc. This policy obviously does not extend to If this thinking is false, let us all gather under the flag of the WKCY, several hundred students have voiced their concern. anyone with conservative views. liberal, march on Carrier Library and burn the Bible, the Torah, We are a few of these students who believe our University Evidence of this is the coverage our local press gives liberal Program Board should be accountable to us, the student body of the works of Thomas Jefferson and other works that do not JMU. and conservative views. Subjects such as feminism, conform to our liberal ethics. homosexuality, transsexuality, black history, the struggle of If the University Program Board can allocate funds for acts Beth Bedard Meghan McCracken African-Americans in society and Clintonian policies are such as Coolio to come to JMU (someone whom many students senior covered with great relish. When was the last time you saw a full- senior would not necessarily go see) then why not give funds to art page spread on what a conservative group thought? Don't think art someone like Liddy? We can create a Reich where every person and five others Charity must start at home 'Apparently, our interests don't lie with the disadvantaged in America...'

Why must the United States of America defend so many The U.S. government has long supported Israel and helped countries? Perhaps it is because our government suffers from hands of death squads opposed to Aristide. If we were so intent protect its freedom, specifically a recent contribution of $100 on ensuring Aristide's return to power, why didn't we make an overwhelming sense of benevolence, but perhaps it is million so Israel's government could fight terrorism. What simply our overwhelming desire to advance our own sure it happened? about terrorism in our own cities? Would it have been possible for the United States to interests while ignoring those of our citizens. Domestic terrorism is in the form of poverty, hunger, drug I mean, after all, we are the greatest country in the world, physically put Aristide back into office? Of course it would. abuse and a multitude of other problems. Why are we so intent We took Manuel Noriega out of his country, didn't we? The and we must fight to protect the lives of the innocent. Now on solving the problems of other countries when hundreds of you and I both know that is a bunch of bullshit. United States simply judged that objective to be too minor. It thousands of Americans remain jobless and poor? Our didn't meet our standards for action. education system is in shambles and is consistently ranked I know it may be naive of me to say our interests in the well behind most other industrialized nations. politics and problems of other countries should be based only Many U.S. inner cities look like war zones, yet we advocate on our benevolent nature and that we should do it for the right growing involvement in other countries' wars. reasons, whatever those may be. But I think we should take a For example: Our involvement in the Bosnian debacle. look at our priorities, and start taking a longer look at the While I understand ethnic cleansing is horrible, I don't know problems of the United States first. that our intentions for intervening were entirely humanitarian. After the Cuban government shot down two American I think our involvement in Bosnia stems more from a desire planes, there was outcry for action by the Clinton of politicians to show that America is a good country. administration, but when American youths are brutally . It is more of an attempt by our government to say to the murdered by gangs, we simply blame society rather than take world: "Look at how great we are; we are helping Bosnia, and action. When we went to war with Iraq in 1991, were we there isn't even any oil here." It is time for the United States to take action. It it time we protecting the interests of the Kuwaiti people or that While I don't pretend to understand the complexities of country's magnificent oil riches? start giving $100 million to combat domestic forms of foreign affairs or diplomacy, I do understand that not since terrorism, like gang-land killings, poverty, drugs, AIDS. Whatever the reasons, they were wrong. We should have World War II has our involvement in another country's been fighting the fires roaring in our inner cities and I am not advocating isolationism (ideas in opposition to my problems been simply for the good of humanity. beliefs) but I would like to see more money directed to our combating the deaths of the innocent in America. Our involvement in Vietnam and Korea were attempts to citizens. We are a country capable of influencing the lives of stop the scourge of communism, and not because we harbored It is not so much that no money is aimed at fighting hundreds of millions of people, and yet we pick and choose sympathy for those countries' inhabitants. joblessness and AIDS, but it is the fact that we could do great exactly who we are going to defend by whether or not it suits We harbored no sympathy for the Haitian people when we things with the billions of dollars in aid we give to other our interests. Apparently, our interests don't lie with the insisted that Jean-Betrand Aristide be put back into power. countries. disadvantaged in America who are left dangling at the end of While Aristide spent time in America (fully supported by a poor welfare system. American tax-payers' money), Haitians were dying at the Peter Haggarty is a junior mass communication major. 14 Monday, March 18, 1996 THE BREEZE 'Meningitis was Illness by association a lesson well With the flu epidemic we've had this winter, there is probably "Will you close the window?" and "Can you find the remote?" not one of us who does not know the trauma of being sick. I can honestly say I don't think I've ever been back and forth learned* You're cranky, irritable and suffering from a constant headache. across my room so many times. I think I should make a workout It seems like lately the evening news consists only of tragedy video. Look out, Cindy Crawford. fatal traffic accidents, fires, homicides, random bombings, And by the way, have you ever tried to stay healthy when AIDS. But one tragedy seems to be more and more common in your roommate is sick? It's impossible. recent months: meningitis. When I hear about another case of Guest Columnist I know because I made more than a valiant effort to ward off this deadly disease, I don't live in fear of catching it — I live in my roommate's germs. Short of wearing a mask, hospital scrubs gratitude that I survived it. and rubber gloves, I did everything I could think of to stay On April 28, 1994, at about 1:30 a.m., I was diagnosed with — Kelley Blassingame germ-free without moving into the hallway. bacterial spinal meningitis. Previously unfamiliar to me, I found I spent a lot of time in other (healthy) friends' rooms. out quickly what it was. Common in places where people live in You're miserable, and there is nothing you can do about it Whenever I was in my room, I stayed either at my desk or in close quarters (i.e., barracks and college campuses), except desperately pray for the illness to take its course quickly. bed. Afraid that I might not be taking enough precautions, I spinal meningitis causes the meninges surrounding the brain to According to Redbook, "Your body just has to fight off the invested in everyone's favorite disinfectant — Lysol spray. swell and put forth tremendous pressure. The only way to infection alone, which usually takes about 7 to 10 days." Armed and dangerous with my cure-all can, I returned to my diagnose meningitis is through a spinal tap or lumbard puncture, Recently, I realized that sometimes you suffer from identical room as a woman on a mission. While my roommate was away where a needle is placed between certain vertebrae in your back symptoms if a friend or family member has the bug, even when on her second trip to the Health Center. I went to work. and spinal fluid is extracted and evaluated. Although I was you're not sick yourself. These are also the complaints of unconscious for this procedure, it is extremely painful, in many someone who is dealing with a sick roommate. Trust me. I opinions second only to labor pains. know. Have you ever tried to sleep when your roommate is sick? It's " .. . / soon realized impossible. Many of us complain of insomnia; I wish that had been my problem. Guest Columnist While my roommate battled a head cold, an ear infection and that lack of sleep was a cold in her eye (I don't know what that is either), I suffered along with her. not going to be my only — Amy B. Coccaro With all of the coughing, the sniffling and frequent nose- y> blowing, it would be an understatement to say I got very little problem. I had awakened April 27 with what I thought was the sleep. stomach flu — fever, body aches and vomiting. But as the day Somehow, I made it through all of her late-night trips to the went on, my body aches were concentrated in my neck and tissue box, and figured I could catch some shut-eye during the I left no spot unsprayed; the door, window, dresser, closets, head. My headaches were so bad that I had to lay in a bath with day between classes. No such luck. futon, desks, TV, remote and any other places I thought might cold shower water streaming down on me and baggies of ice My roommate, the invalid, stayed in bed for an entire week. be contaminated were drowned in the country-scented germ sitting on my head. As midnight passed, my wonderful, fabulous We all know how most people pass many idle hours when we killer. roommates began to notice that I was babbling, disoriented and can't do anything but lie around sick in bed — watching But, alas, my $3.39 spent on Lysol and time hiding out in had not kept anything down in 24 hours. television. friends' rooms were in vain. I got sick. Not that I'm bitter Within minutes of my arrival at Rockingham Memorial Normally, I would not have a problem with that — like I said, toward my roommate — I don't have a clue as to where her Hospital, I was given a blood test and spinal tap. I slipped into a it's what everyone does. However, with my roommate's ear antibiotics disappeared. Honestly, I don't. semi-comatic state for two-and-a-half days. They had to sedate infection, she couldn't hear very well. While I was trying to take All jokes aside, though, I know how tough it is being sick, me, fearing I would harm myself. The pain was so severe that it a midday nap, the TV was blaring at a volume 1 didn't even and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. took four nurses to hold me down as they strapped me to a bed know it was capable of. Seriously, it was LOUD. People in My poor roommate has been completely miserable, in ICU. Hong Kong spent the past week thinking they had surround especially because springtime has started making its entrance During those two-and-a-half days, it was touch and go. The sound. and she can't enjoy it like everyone else. doctors, to whom I owe everything, told my parents there was a As my roommate's illness wore on, I soon realized lack of I see what a difficult time she's had dealing with her 15 percent chance that I would not wake up. Finally, on May 1,1 sleep was not going to be my only problem. Have you ever tried illnesses, and I can't help feeling sorry for her. Have you ever awoke to my mom and dad dressed in hospital gowns, masks to relax in one place when your roommate's sick? It's tried not to sympathize when your roommate is sick? It's and caps looking at me. impossible. Who needs the treadmill at Godwin with a bed- .impossible. After two weeks of painful IV treatments, numerous blood ridden roommate? You don't really value your spare time until tests and horrendous food, I walked out of Rockingham you are suddenly bombarded with inquiries like: "Would you Kelley Blassingame is a freshman mass communication Memorial Hospital with two dozen flower arrangements, 50 mind turning off the light?", "Could you hand me my tissues?". major who has recently gotten over her bout of the flu. cards and numerous cheery visits. I am not writing this for pity or to show what a trooper I am, but in light of the recent case at JMU, I think it is important to inform the community about the reality of meningitis. Recently, some friends told me a newspaper wrote that the Marching the wrong way current case of meningitis afflicting a JMU student was the first one in 10 years at JMU. Obviously, that information was wrong. A couple of months ago, the Million Man March was a Million Man March, Farrakhan spoke of something I and glorious sight for all the people in America to see. Millions of millions of others agreed with, but I don't need to march to show But, of course, rumors spread quickly. Researchers are now doing studies that link meningitis to African-American men marched together instead of fighting millions of people on television that I don't match the each other or hanging out in the street committing crimes. It stereotypes of an African-American male. alcohol use on college campuses. At first, I thought this was certainly put to hush all the stereotypes commonly assumed What did the march truly change, anyway? I think it was another useless study eating away at our tax dollars, but then I about black males. merely an event used by Farrakhan to promote the Nation of thought about the events during the weekend prior to my But, while I had the opportunity, I chose not to go. Islam, not to mention himself. hospitalization.We (my five roommates and I) had a party at our I felt that I would be misrepresented by Louis Farrakhan — The tactic of blaming the white man for this and that is old house the previous Saturday. I had played beer pong — 20 cups, someone who doesn't share my religious beliefs. Why should I and stale. It's time for African-Americans to stop pointing four full of beer, 30 people playing. How many people drank follow a leader who does not serve the same God as I? fingers and lift themselves up. Discrimination must stop, but this from those cups? You do the math. Sure, the march itself represented a unity of black men who separatist attitude Farrakhan talks about is preposterous. How many times had I wandered into some random party share a common ancestry and who shared common inequalities, Here we are trying to unite as a nation, and Farrakhan comes and played beer pong with strangers? Too many to count. I'm but how can I ever put my religious beliefs aside? along and tries to redirect our goals. We finally exit the "separate not saying to stop playing beer pong ... that's unrealistic. What I am a Christian, and I but equal" era, and he wants to I am saying is to be aware of the dangers. believe in God. I also believe that backtrack. For some reason, I did not die. Every day I work to find out He gave his only son for If you really want to find why. Why does this disease take several college people each everyone on Earth to live today. Guest Columnist yourself and define who you are, year, and why was I spared? I believe it was the endless prayers, Now of course, everyone has his start asking questions. Don't just support, love and hope I received from my family, my or her choice of religion and roommates, absolute strangers, and the doctors and nurses that — Christopher Carter follow someone who talks a good beliefs, but once someone has game, but is only out for his own made me a positive statistic. chosen a religion, it's important benefit. Someone asked me if I had changed since this happened. I to remain strong in their faith, as I have been careful to do. Think about this predicament for a second — you're brought hadn't really thought about it, but, yes, I really have changed. That is why I decided not to participate in the Million Man up to believe in a God, and then someone comes along and says It's funny how it takes something tragic to realize how lucky a March. he doesn't exist. Is this someone you want to be marching person is. Two days before suffering from my meningitis Another thing that made me decide not to march was a quote behind? symptoms, I was worried about how pale I was and how I by Farrakhan in the April 6, 1992, issue of Final Call, a Muslim That was my predicament a couple of months ago. My God desperately needed a tan. What seems so important one minute newsletter. He referred to the Islamic faith as "the only true says in second Corinthians 6:14, "Do not be yoked together with can seem so petty the next. For me, though painful, meningitis religion of God." unbelievers ..." Is my point understood? was a lesson well learned. How can I follow a leader who totally denies my religion and my beliefs as not of God, whom he calls Allah? Sure, at the Christopher Carter is a freshman sociology major. Amy B. Coccaro is a 1995 graduate, and she was a Spanish major. THE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 15 > it JI Changing animals into products '"The question is not, Can they reason?... but, Can they suffer?'"

I love Harrisonburg. I really do. I've spent almost six years it became the norm during the post-World War II period of one another. This was originally done with a blowtorch, but in here, and they have easily been some of the best years of my economic growth. Of the approximate 5 billion chickens killed the interests of Almighty Efficiency, chickens now have their life. It's a really nice little town with generally friendly in the United States alone, more than half are raised by these beaks removed, assembly-line fashion, by a guillotine-like inhabitants, a great university, positioned near some of the mass production techniques, according to the December 1987 device using a modified soldering iron as a blade. Debeaking is best hiking and camping areas in the state. issue of Broiler Industry. standard practice in most chicken factories, according to a Chickens in these factories of death are either "layers," used homepage site by EarthBase Inc., an environmental library and for egg production, or "broilers," raised only as food. Because news service. only female chickens can serve as "layers," more than 200 All these practices are perfectly consistent with other Guest Columnist million male chicks are suffocated at birth every year, according industrial factory practices, and these practices are quite logical to the United States Department of Agriculture. Five or six ways of producing things. But animals are not things. They are "layers" are kept in 14-inch square cages, receiving food and living beings, experiencing life through their senses and their — Jason Corner water on the conveyor belts that carry away their eggs and brains and, like humans, they have necessities that they spend excrement. their lives trying to fulfill — adequate food and water, exercise, "Broiler" chickens are sometimes kept on the floor, but they fresh air, a normal sex life. There's just one exception ... often spend their lives in similarly constrictive conditions. The The fact that humans have more highly developed brains and Driving to and from the 'Burg, my serene enjoyment of huge warehouses where they are raised are generally that chickens could never solve differential equations or create National Public padio and the beautiful mountain view keeps windowless, allowing them only limited light and no fresh air. the "Brandenburg Concertos" (or atomic bombs and shopping getting shattered. I'll suddenly be passed on the highway by a According to the extensively researched and documented malls, for that matter) is not a difference that makes a gigantic truck hauling neither tires' nor industrial parts, but Animal Liberation by Peter Singer, director of the Centre for difference. As philosopher Jeremy Bentham said, "The question instead, dragging a huge box of chickens, each one crammed Human Bioethics in Melbourne, Australia, the birds are is not. Can they reason! nor, Can they talk! but, Can they into a compartment barely the size of her own body, leaving a generally slaughtered at two months of age — their natural life suffer!" confusion of white feathers scattered on the road and making span can be as much as 15 years — in ways ranging from Why should we worry about this? Wednesday is the day of me feel very, very ill. euthanized killing to simply a lethal beating with a lead pipe, the Great American Meatout, and the Farm Animal Reform We've all seen these trucks before, of course. But let's also although as many as 5 percent die on their own from disease or Movement is urging people to go 24 hours without eating give a little thought to what happens when those trucks reach stress, according to the June 1988 issue of Discover. animals, and I join them in this request. Having been a their destination. Under the stress of extreme crowding and deprivation of vegetarian for more than seven years, I will more than match Factory farming — the methodology of raising massive exercise or the ability to interact socially — the social nature of the "sacrifice" anyone makes to do this by spending the day numbers of animals for food — is a term containing a these animals manifests itself, normally, on small farms in the without the aid of tobacco, my favorite and hobby. powerful metaphor. Most chickens, pigs and cows eaten on form of the pecking order — most of these chickens do exactly So take the pledge on Wednesday, and then try doing it dinner tables across America are raised by a philosophy that what any of us would do. They go insane, and frequently kill again on Thursday and Friday, and see just exactly how little it regards animals as things, products to be cranked out on an and eat one another — chicken cannibalism occurs on smaller takes to stop serving these mills of degradation and suffering. assembly line. farms as well, but the crowding in factory farms exacerbates the Someday, I'd like to be able to say I love this town, with no The move from small, relatively natural family farms to problem. exceptions. large, factory-farm raising of chickens and other food animals To keep cannibalism at a minimum — after all, it's not had already begun when Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle, but profitable — the chickens' beaks are cut off so they can't bite Jason Corner is an English graduate student.

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classroom did not have impact until I started [student teaching]." Despite the work, many student teachers grow attached to their students. Bouknight said she will miss the kids. "It will be awful walking away in the end." Shorter said, "[Walking away] will be easier once I have my own kids." While teaching, Bouknight said to 7 "make sure you keep lots of creative ideas and start collecting markers." Education students at JMU complete She highlighted the importance of a minor in specialized areas of early being prepared with lots of arts, childhood, middle, secondary or crafts and projects to keep the kids' special education in addition to their attention. liberal arts major. Students also take Students also learned the a battery of state tests and undergo rapport between student evaluations. teacher and the Linda Blanton, director of the cooperating school of education, acknowledged teacher, who is the challenge facing some students. the regular "By Virginia law, education is teacher of the considered a minor, but it takes up class, is crucial. approximately one third of your Merrill had a overall time," she said. rough first Bradley tries to fill more than experience in the 1,500 student requests for time field because of leaching in area classrooms each personality jear. conflicts. Because of the popularity and She said, intensive course load, some "You need to siudents take longer than (he «a[k to the lour years to graduate, cooperating according to Bradley. teacher as "An increasing number of soon as siude'nts are taking longer to possible and graduate, but most students are make sure able to balance things out and /^ there is a good discipline themselves to relationship." graduate in four years," Bradley Looking back said. on her first Besides balancing the academic student-teaching experience, Wirt requirements, students also had to (above) Senior Missi Aleski grades some history projects for one of said it was a lot of fun. "You learn so her classes at Turner Ashby High School, (below) Senior Jen Wirt watch out for Mother experience. It was hard on kids much more about yourself, about Nature throwing because things were broken up, but teaching and about people's prepares notes at home on a fractions unit for her learning obstacles. you have to be flexible." behavior." disabilities class at Elkton Elementary School Saturday afternoon. Snow has been a Now that schools are back on major impediment to track, the typical day for the student student teachers this teachers begins at 7:30 a.m. and ends year, as the January around 5 p.m. The average student- blizzard dumped more teacher session is eight weeks long. than three feet on the During their time out of the Valley. classroom, student teachers Senior Tara Johnson constantly plan the next day's explained the inconvenience. agenda. Grading homework and "We've lost about two weeks papers often takes up a majority of (o bad weather, and it has their evenings as well. caused us to jump in much Herbster said, "Teaching is about sooner than expected. trying a lot of strategies to get "Students usually are through. I had a student who was allowed the first four weeks to struggling. We had her work with a sit in on the classroom and fifth-grader coloring and reading a observe the teacher's routines book. and schedules," she said. "We could not tell if we were "The observation is getting through,, but one day I necessary, but sometimes it discovered her doing these elaborate makes you anxious to get drawings, which proved she had read started. and understood the material," she "Because 1 missed so said. much time, I really had to "That is when things really wing things. At first, I clicked. It was so great to see her panicked, but it has turned bright eyes when the light bulb went out well." on." Senior Amy Herbster Johnson said the teaching enjoyed the extra sleep the experience she has gained is very unusual season provided but reassuring. "I can do it. I can make it admitted, "It was frustrating work." to miss valuable days of Merrill said, "Most things in the

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©Bell Atlantic THE HEARJ OF COMMUNICATION*" Bell Atlantic is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. TfaE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 10 " Gender plays role in teaching, learning in class In my extended academic career, I've been seen as much more qualified and "really dig my major. If I had to spend all programmed that way. lucky enough to experience two particularly knowledgeable, but also unapproachable and ■my nights in the Zane Showker computer In Women & Gender, Rhoda Unger and exemplary English teachers. The first demanding. In the evaluations Sandier studied, .lab or wear suits to class, I would go nuts. Mary Crawford disagree. They say women fostered an open and collaborative classroom male and female teachers and students rate So I chose to be an English major, which means consistently have lower confidence about their and had us write our own poetry, despite the male instructors as more credible and dynamic, I've had to answer to people who see English as abilities, so if we screw up at something, we're fact this was a 200-level survey course. She while female teachers excelled in the more a worthless pursuit because it probably won't more likely to take the easier route. read Anne Sexton aloud to the class with tears "nurturing" categories. in her eyes. lead to a fat job right out of college. So where docs this lower confidence come This type of gender identification translates I ignored it — I told myself that college isn't from? It starts at home, with parents who tell My second experience was quite different. directly to the students as well. Sandler's study vocational school. 1 decided around fourth their daughters whose grades slip in math that This teacher was brash, dynamic and in-your- shows female students participate in grade that I'm not a math person. I thought I they obviously don't have an aptitude for it. If face. We knew who was boss. He spoke in discussions and collaborative practices much was the living example of all the stuff you hear that daughter does well in math, it's because definitive terms laced with facts, and I never less than males. Female students don't feel they about men having better spatial skills and she works so hard. If a son does well in math, doubted his authority. will be taken seriously. Even more telling, male women having better verbal skills. But when I it's because he has natural talent. Not too unusual. But consider this: What if students are more often evaluated on their started reading in preparation for this column, I In the article "Sexism in the Schoolroom of we changed the gender of these two instructors, intelligence, talent and knowledge, while learned how many women tell themselves the the '80s," researchers Myra and David Sadker making the first one described a man and the say this thinking is reinforced in the classroom, second a woman? Hold on a minute; now we where girls get called on less and are rarely have something unusual. Yet we all take this allowed to dominate class discussion. Girls are sort of gender identification as natural. told to raise their hand, wait their turn, be Even in today's politically correct society, polite. Meanwhile, boys are eight times more female teachers are still perceived as naturally likely to call out answers, and they get praised "maternal" or "nurturing." Bernice Sandler's for it. research titled "How students treat men and I can't answer why women get shortchanged women faculty different in the classroom" in school or why we get hung up on math. states a female professor is more likely to be Maybe it's because people want women to be labeled with these terms and others, such as intuitive, feeling, nurturing creatures, and we taring, open and flexible, by students and value those characteristics too. colleagues — male and female. It's interesting females get praised for hard work and same thing: "I'm not good at math" or "I'm not But we suffer for it later in the business to note how many female instructors place dedication — as if to say they don't have the technically minded." It may seem true at the world. We end up passive listeners in the qualifiers at the beginnings and ends of their same mental capacity as men. time, but it's the first step in letting men get workplace, helping others develop their ideas sentences when addressing the class, things The modern feminist movement in part ahead of women in the business world. rather than trying to get ahead of ourselves. such as "don't you think?" or "perhaps," to sprung out of these discrepancies that are so In early grade school, girls do better than We allow men to interrupt us, considering it seem more open and non-definitive. firmly entrenched in the American psyche. Too boys across the board, mostly because we're a natural pan of business communication. We These perceptions are not all negative, many feminists, especially college feminists, more eager to please. We want the approval of never forget a birthday, and we're always there however. For many classes, especially those in focus on issues of victimization rather than our teachers, so we sit quietly and work with a shoulder to cry on, but we get screwed the humanities, open discussion and sensitivity empowerment. Men in academia are not the quickly, with our teacher's smile as our greatest out of 27 cents on the dollar. is required to allow students to think, critically sole problem. These deeply entrenched social reward. And then when some quack tells us it's all and offer subjective opinions. Students often perceptions are shared and perpetuated by both But at some point, many girls stop doing so because women are from Venus and men are feel more comfortable doing this with female genders. The issue is not how women are being well in math, and by high school, they opt for from Mars, we buy it. Women must stop being instructors. slighted in the classroom, but how men and the easier math courses, doing only what it so quick to believe we have natural limitations Of course there is a downside. Female women share equally distorted views. takes to get by. because our parents and teachers say we do. teachers are often considered less credible than There are some pigheaded scientists who use their male counterparts — no matter what their Matt Bondurant didn 't cave in to pressure. the data saying boys test higher in spatial ability Emily Walker is a senior English major who credentials. Consequently, male teachers are He's actually a pretty serious guy. to conclude that boys are biologically knows all she wants to know about calculus.

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by Rachel Woodall in the shape of a house made entirely of papier-mache. wood furniture, bringing different styles and textures to the staff writer Along with these pieces, Abundance Gallery's featured business. Robson then continued to learn the trade through artisan this month is John Robson from Timberville, who sculpts furniture refinishing companies, and he soon started his own In a time of impersonality and placidity, JMU graduate Josie driftwood he finds along the business. Showalter displays for Harrisonburg and the town of Hinton that Shenandoah River. "I began contracting wood jobs where I'd make hundreds of individual artistry still exists. Originally one thing but really wanted to do individual pieces," Robson Nestled between fields and farms, the Abundance Gallery, from Fairfax, he said. His work in Abundance Gallery includes sculpture pieces owned by Showalter, houses all handmade artisan work, from started his wood- and functional works such as tables and mirrors. scarves and hats to papier-mache" and copper sculptures. sculpting Many of his works have interesting stories behind their Showalter and her husband opened the gift gallery three years business more names, such as the piece "Animal Kingdom." The sculpture ago because Showalter said she felt accessibility to quality art in than 20 years consists of two pieces of driftwood fit together and originally the area was limited. She traveled up and down the East Coast, ago. He was meant to be abstract. Then people began to see images in the going to artisan shows and learning what quality pieces she liked moved to sculpture. in the years before opening the gallery. the area in "I could give you n list of 30 different animals that people see, "I guess you could say I got this in my blood and decided to 1981. in it," Robson said. "Rhinoceros, ducks, birds, you name it." open the gallery," Showalter said. "It is Showalter said, "I kind of see a pterodactyl because my son is Since then, the community has responded positively to the a nicer into dinosaurs." gallery. Area residents love what the gallery is all about area to Another piece, "A Day at the Beach," is a curved sculpture Showalter said. work and with a hole in the middle. Robson said it took eight or nine years It is called an artisan gallery because the pieces have more use find to finish. than less functional art, such as paintings or traditional artforms. wood, so "About three years ago, I went to Virginia Beach with my She also said the word, artisan, implies the seriousness of quality it has girlfriend . . . and we were watching the waves come in and I in the pieces. worked thought that it was an expression of energy of the piece." Robson "People usually come looking for a place like this," she said. out really said. A "place like this" has numerous artistries from many well." The gallery also displays "Ode to Vulcan," which is a barren different artisans, including local talent most people cannot find Robson said. tree, and "Legacy of the Ancient Ones," which resembles an at other craft places. He Egyptian pyramid. Abundance has such crafts made by Jewelry 10, a company became Robson, along with many artisans, is just one of the talented owned by a family in New York that makes insects out of interested in people with whom Showalter has the opportunity to work, she porcelain and beads. wood-working said. She likes dealing with the artisans and forming a working The gallery also sells textiles from Denise Warner, who says because of such relationship with them. That is one thing she said makes her in her biography that she likes "manipulating clay and fiber to artisans as George gallery different. create uniquely whimsical characters." Nakashima, who worked with "I can talk to the people and give them a sense of who made Showalter also sells crafts by local artisan Nancy Slye who it, which is really nice." raises Angora sheep and llamas, shaves their wool, dyes it, spins RACHEL VJOODALUstaff photographer Abundance Gallery is located on Route 33. six miles from it and weaves it to sell shawls and scarves as her final product. Porcelain glasses and vases are just a few of the many downtown Harrisonburg. It is open Wednesday through Friday. Another piece Showalter particularly likes is a working clock types of art for sale at Abundance Gallery. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. How to experience Europe on spare change New book provides tips and addresses problems for traveling students who like it inexpensive

by Alison Stephen Such methods save money while providing experiences the month European tour that inspired his travel guide for only average traveler normally wouldn't have. contributing writer $1,000 (including airfare). This travel guide is different from As alternatives to some of the more daring methods of many others because it doesn't give much information about Europe on 84 cents a day? Most students can't handle survival, White offers tips for novice and single female hotels, restaurants and other tourist attractions. Excluding this Harrisonburg on less than a dollar a day. How does one tour an sightseers. For example, he lists by country the names and information makes the book smaller and is fine for travelers who entire continent on that budget? The solution is presented in Gil addresses of more than 3,000 youth hostels. want to explore a lot on their own. White's unique and detailed travel guide, Europe on 84( a Day. For those wary of hitchhiking, he gives details about Readers who complete a tour similar to the author's on a Accoring to his book. White started traveling when he was 16 discounted and youth rate plane and train tickets. Some European $1,000 budget are asked to write to the author and share their years old and was hooked. He soon found out his habit could cultures have different views about women, and White notes experiences. Any prospective 84-cent traveler should be money- devour cash quickly. He developed many methods to save these differences in his country summaries. For instance, a wise and, more importantly, flexible, creative and curious. The money and made his journeys more exciting. These methods are woman in Poland should approach only another woman or a attitude makes the trip. combined with a lot of national information and personal police officer for directions. Approaching a man is interpreted as Copies of Gil White's travel guide will soon be available in narrative in a travel guide designed for poor students. flirting. the JMU bookstore for $12.95. The book is well-organized and readable. A good portion In some countries, he recommends women dress addresses the major problems of securing the necessities . . . conservatively, hitchhike with a male or cover their blond hair, cheaply. depending on the country. Because of these cultural differences, it is more dangerous for a female to do an 84-cent tour than a male. Female travelers RKVIEW should consider they may end up spending more money on bus and train tickets than their male counterparts and may also face Three of these most important needs are transportation, food more dangers. and housing. Most of the money-saving techniques White offers immerse a A section titled 'The Art of Getting Free Transportation" traveler in foreign cultures. White makes this experience easier gives vital information about getting rides in cars, boats, buses, by giving information about 35 countries. He includes planes, and even yachts and balloons. There is a great emphasis information about Customs, holidays, night life and currency for on hitchhiking. One tip White offers is to wave a full-sized flag each nation. This knowledge familiarizes the tourist with beliefs from your country to intrigue prospective drivers (when not and customs unique to each country and could save the ignorant hailing rides, use the rolled-up banner to fight off stray dogs). North American from, say, showing the soles of his or her feet to The 84-cent traveler cannot be shy and should also be willing an Arab. Another section of the book contains needed phrases, to repay favors. With this attitude. White easily found housing such as requests for food and lodging, in 20 languages. and food. He often stopped at farmhouses and asked for a meal Language isn't the only barrier that separates people of or a night's rest. He recommends repaying the favor by helping different countries. Borders and their accompanying regulations with chores or giving a gift to the family. can also frustrate a traveler. A section called "Paperwork" has Many universities throughout Europe can also provide shelter tips about getting passports, work permits and visas. Some for any traveling student. When in doubt, track down the nearest countries even require people to have a certain amount of money university, where a wandering student can always find housing in that country's currency before crossing the border. and food. White consistently encountered students who were Also, it is wise for hitchhikers to cross borders on foot and willing to share their rooms and meals and were also experts on meet rides on the other side, in case a driver has something the local night life. The author found his way into college illegal in the car. sporting events, fraternity parties and even classes. Some dorms White seems to have thought of everything, probably because even rent out rooms in the summer. he has tried out every idea he prints. In fact, he completed a four- ANGELA TERRY/graphics editor ——— ^ 82 Monday, March 18, 1996 THE BREEZE Art students display graduate work

by Meredith Allen approval for his or her degree. Recently, artist Miriam Schapiro's world- staff writer renowned work was shown at Sawhill. Monday night at Sawhill Gallery, the first of The gallery receives some 10,000 visitors a three Master of Fine Arts Exhibitions was year with much recognition, especially since iis overflowing with art... and people. renovation during summer, 1994. According to Stuart Downs, gallery director Sawhill's space will be used by all of the for the last 12 years, 200 people attended the artists, but especially by the exhibition's last event. student presenter, Beatriz Mejia-Krumbein, The reception, which commenced the whose work will be shown from April 9 to 14 exhibition of works by graduate students James Mejia-Krumbein's textured black and white Bahn and Betty Calabria allowed the artists' paintings mounted on burlap exceed six feet in families, friends and fellow students to height. The large pieces move, enabling the experience the artists' work first-hand. public to manipulate them. "It was a testament to the bold vision that According to Mejia-Krumbein, a both of the artists have," Downs said. Colombian, her work is inspired by turmoil and The most advanced, terminal degree in the violence in the streets. area of studio art can be obtained through the "We need to face that we are all victims in three-year master of fine arts program at JMU. some way," Mejia-Krumbein said. "I love when The MFA Exhibition, a requirement of the the public interacts with my work because we MFA program, is not simply another exhibit. need to get involved." "It's closure — seeing your three years of The artists also mentioned the numerous work coming to an end," Bahn said, showing benefits associated with the exhibition. his ceramic sculpture work. "You have to do a lot of this [decision- Bahn, who was an undergraduate at Texas making about the presentation of the work] on Tech, displays several pieces that rest on the your own," Mills said. "It's a wonderful floor resembling rocks with patterns, dents, opportunity to get great feedback." objects and colors on them. The pieces look An additional benefit includes the artists' real and are about one foot high. James Bahn exhibits his 20 untitled earthenware sculptures as part of his final support for one another. For Calabria, who has a bachelor of science requirement for his graduate degree at JMU. "We really interact and share a lot — our in nursing, the exhibition represented an concerns and critiques," Mejia-Krumbein said. evolution of experiences that began in the mid 'This exhibit gives me a time to take stock "It's a celebration of the culmination of my The MFA Exhibition is an exciting, 1970s. She really took an interest in art when of my work projects and to make decisions," work," Johnson said. transitional point in an artist's career, the her children attended a school in Augusta Calabria said. Mills, who will present charcoal paintings, students said. County that did not have a consistent art Bahn and Calabria are among the five said this exhibition is a milestone for many "This is the beginning," Mills said. "This is program. Later, she became involved by students involved with the MFA Exhibition. artists. not the end-all." organizing and implementing the children's art Jean C. Johnson, who received a Master of Along with the exhibition, each student is The Sawhill Gallery will present activities. Business Administration from the Florida also required to write a monograph, or thesis undergraduate work starting April 23. This In the exhibit, Calabria shows pieces of Institute of Technology, will exhibit her equivalent, which explains the development of exhibit is open to any undergraduates who wish different non traditional materials, as well as aluminum sculptures from March 26 to April S the artist's work. Then the artist must defend to submit their work. Entry forms can be paintings and drawings. along with the work <>l" student Kate Mills. his or her work to a review team that signs an obtained at the gallery.

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On the other hand, the second and third Inside, a torrential downpour was being members of JMU's potent offensive triumvirate dumped, bucket after bucket, upon the JMU had a tough night. women's basketball team, courtesy of the Duke The Dukes' leading scorer, junior guard Blue Devils. Holly Rilinger, found herself shadowed by Orr The 13th-ranked Blue Devils, behind a 30-8 or Duke guard Hilary Howard much of the second half run that turned a 10-point halftime game. Rilinger finished with a hard-earned 12* lead into a 32-point bulge, advanced to the points on 5-16 shooting, but committed a game- second round of the NCAA tournament by high six turnovers. drubbing the Dukes 85-53 in their Mideast Junior forward Sarah Schreib, JMU's region first-round matchup. leading rebounder and third-leading scorer, was "Duke has a fine team," JMU head coach held to eight points while shooting 25 percent Shelia Moorman said. "Certainly, as we from the floor. anticipated, their offensive balance and strength With the loss, JMU ended its season with a were major factors in their success tonight." 21-9 mark. The Dukes will return 12 players to In fact, five Blue Devils finished the game next year's team, including four starters, and with 10 or more points. Guard Jennifer Scanlon hope to make another NCAA tournament run. and forward Payton Black led the way for the "I just hope this opportunity didn't come too early for us," Moorman said. "Hopefully, this fourth-seeded Blue Devils (26-6) with 18 points apiece. loss will give us the hunger to come back Center Ali Day also contributed 15 points, stronger next year." while guard Kira Orr and forward Tyish Hall chipped in 13 and 10, respectively. ~tg ft reb" "It was very frustrating," JMU senior guard JMU (53) min m-a m-a o-t a pf tp Krissy Heinbaugh said, "because they had five Schreib 32 3-12 1-2 2-5 3 4 8 players on the court that could score at any Cook 23 2-6 2-2 3-4 116 time." Turczyn 25 1-2 0-1 1-2 13 2 Not to mention from any place. Black and Rilinger 37 5-16 0-0 0-0 2 4 12 Hall dominated the smaller Dukes in the paint, Heinbaugh 33 7-11 0-0 1-3 3 2 16 combining for 11 offensive rebounds and 11-18 Jordan 12 0-0 0-0 0-3 0 I 0 shooting, while Scanlon and Day connected on Williams, E. 18 3-11 1-2 0-1 0 0 7 , 5-6 from beyond the three-point arc. Herring 10 0-1 0-0 1-10 0 0 Williams, J. 4 0-1 2-2 0-10 0 2 The Blue Devils' efficiency and balance on Demann 6 0-0 0-0 0-10 3 0 offense translated into a 53.3 percent shooting effort, including a blistering 58.3 percent (7-12) Totals 200 21-60 6-9 8-24 10 18 53 from three-point range. t* ft reb Duke also pounded the backboards en route DUKE (85) mln m-a m-a o-t a pf tp to a 43-24 rebound advantage, 27 of which PETER HAGGARTY/5-mor photographer Scanlon 26 7-10 2-3 0-3 1 0 18 came after the intermission. Dukes Ali Day blocks a shot by JMU's Sarah Schreib during Saturday's NCAA game Hall 22 4-7 2-2 5-7 4 4 10 While the Blue Devils' offense was running Day 28 6-10 0-0 1-4 1 1 15 on all cylinders, their defense was forcing JMU foot jump shot put Duke in control and on its I thoroughly believe that we're not at the Howard 31 1-4 2-2 0-9 3 2 4 to take contested, and often hurried, shots. way to a 40-30 halftime lead. level conditioning-wise or skill-wise or mental Orr 31 5-9 2-3 -3 4 1 13 For the game, the Blue Devils limited the "That's when we really started to get on a toughness to play at this level for 40 minutes," Medhanie 16 2-4 2-2 -2 1 0 7 13th-seeded Dukes to 35 percent (21-60) roll," Day said. she said. Black 20 7-11 4-4 6-8 1 2 18 shooting from the floor. The Blue Devils continued their roll The brightest spot for JMU was, fittingly, Jones 10 0-2 0-0 0-4 2 2 0 The Dukes weren't without any fight in throughout the entire second half by converting Heinbaugh's performance. The Dukes' second- Brodnik 5 0-1 0-1 0-1 0 1 0 them, though. In a hostile environment and in JMU's missed shots into transition layups on leading scorer finished her final game in a JMU Coggeshall 11 0-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 0 uniform with a team-high 16 points on 7-11 its first NCAA tournament appearance since the offensive end. Totals 200 32-60 14-17 13-43 17 13 85 1991, JMU showed no signs of intimidation and "I think once we started getting in our shooting to go along with three rebounds, three held a 19-14 lead with 11:40 remaining in the transition game, it definitely gave us an assists and two steals. JMU 3* 0 53 first half. advantage because [JMU's] players kind of got Yet Heinbaugh would have traded it all for DUKE *) 4 15 »5 But from then on, it was all Blue Devils. A tired and started to run out of gas," Orr said. the opportunity to play another game. Technical fouls: none. A: 4.096. Officials: Dean. Zentz, 20-8 first-half spurt capped off by a Day 10- Moorman couldn't have agreed more. "I was looking to take it a step further," she Argyropoulos. fan support at NCAAs no match for Crazies DURHAM, N.C. — Anyone watching University of San Francisco beat fifth-seeded and JMU just couldn't keep up. looking for the team to take it a step further. ESPN in the last few weeks has seen the University of Florida 68-61, a rare upset in the But JMU made it to the Big Dance, Always thinking of the team rather than commercials: great music in the background women's tournament. something that can't be overlooked. The herself, she wanted the Dukes to have the while talented players rule the basketball The atmosphere in Cameron was electric, to Dukes hadn't.been since 1991. The team's opportunity to play another game. court. The commercials invite the watcher to say the least. Most of the thunder came from three 1995 graduates, Christina Lee, Mary But JMU still has a young team with five "see how the other half lives," and proclaim Blue Devils fans, although a fair contingency Eileen Algeo and Kara Ratliff, are the only freshmen on the squad. Moorman wondered ESPN as the home of the women's Final Four. of the crowd had . Dukes not to play after the game if her team had been given the So when JMU made the NCAA tournament purple shirts, in the NCAA tournament opportunity too soon. 1 thought I would take ESPN up on its offer rooting for the tournament in "If we didn't get that opportunity, perhaps and sec how the other half lives and follow the Dukes. Sports Commentary Moorman's 14 that hunger would be greater," she said. "On Dukes to the Big Dance. Shamefully, most years at JMU. This the other hand, if we use it as a positive, and as Although JMU lost handily to a much of these fans were — Cyndy Uedtke year's sole a motivator, certainly dip dip would have been taller, more skilled Duke team, it was great to not students, graduating senior worthwhile for us." see college basketball at its best, March although the student pep band did kick the in uniform, guard Krissy Heinbaugh, got to go Hopefully, the team can do just that and use Madness. Besides, JMU has a great NCAA Duke pep band's butt What docs it say when to the tournament. the knowledge it gained in Durham to beat tournament history: in six previous the college town community cares more about By many accounts, the Colonial Athletic more ranked opponents next year and secure appearances under head coach Shelia a college team than the students? Association final game against ODU should another tournament appearance. .nan. the Dukes had made the Sweet 16 Well, you missed a great college basketball have been Heinbaugh's last game. Instead, she "I think next year the whole team will be four times. experience. For the first 15 minutes of the ended her career with 16 points in an NCAA more prepared, conditioning-wise, skill-wise," Upon arriving at Cameron Indoor Stadium . the Dukes played the Blue Devils tc freshman guard Kish Jordan said "It ended Saturday night. * w the end of even leading much of the time. lOf'essional right to the badly, but also the e was good, so i the game sht ; to work for." ..... ,.*^4Mdl ^ 24 Monday, March 18, 1996 THE BREEZE DELIVERY PERSONS NEEDED

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POINT BLANK X& PAINTBALL Ri •vluivn J THE BREEZE Monday, March 18, 1996 Baseball team captures eighth-straight victory Dukes embarrass Hartford in doubleheader; turn attention to non-conference foe GW by Jerry Niedzialek fanned six Hartford hitters and improved his staff writer team-best ERA to under one run a game. Though everyone was thinking and wearing "Everything was going well for me today," green on St. Patrick's Day. the Dukes sent the Gordon said. "I was confident and very University of Hartford home feeling blue, as aggressive on the mound, making the batters hit JMU swept a doubleheader with the Hawks my pitch. I felt good out there and had excellent Sunday afternoon at Long Field/Mauck defense behind me." Siadium. White also came in and pitched the final The Dukes oiitscpred the Hawks 27-1 and inning, finishing off the game in convincing .uilhit them 34-7 pnlhcir way to 12-1 and 1S-0 fashion. victories. The first game looked very much the same "We played very- weft 'today.- head coach as the second. Kevin Anderson said, "f was very .impressed JMU got strong pitching from sophomore with our total team effort and our mental Travis Harper. The right-hander threw six approach. We were ready to play today." innings, allowing five hits, two walks and The second game was a pitchers' duel, with striking out three batters. neither team threatening to score any runs for Meanwhile, the Dukes got off to a quick the first three-and-a-half innings. Then JMU's start offensively in the first few innings. offense took over. Razler singled to start the game, stole second and then scored on a single by White. The Dukes then tacked on two more runs in > the second inning and three more in the third. Hoch got the key hit for JMU in the third, a double that drove in two runs. Four more insurance runs were put on the JMU scored nine runs on 10 hits in the board in the fifth, when four JMU players bottom of the fourth to put the game out of collected hits. reach. AMY SANDLIN/ttm'w photographer "Our hitters were hitting well with their Sophomores Greg White and Chad Hartman Senior outfielder Juan Dorsey slides into second base yesterday during game one of hands today, causing the ball to go to the each collected two hits for the inning. White, a JMU's doubleheader with University of Hartford. opposite field." Anderson said. "Everyone first baseman, banged out two RBI doubles, just the fifth, padding its already huge lead. played well today, and I'm proud of our missing a home run on his second two bagger. sixth. White hit a solo shot to left field, and a performance." Junior second baseman Rusty Lowery few batters later, senior pinch-hitter Brad Edsell Six other Dukes also had hits in the fourth, brought in sophomoie shortstop Corey Hoch on The victories extended JMU's winning as JMU sent 13 batters to the plate. smoked a two-run blast. streak to eight games and improved its record to a double, who had reached on a double himself. "We executed well both offensively and "As a team, we started hitting the ball in the Then, freshman outfielder Kevin Razler capped 14-6. That was also the sixth double-digit hit gaps and driving the ball to the opposite field." defensively today," Anderson said. "Our game in a row. and the third consecutive time off the inning with a two-run home run that hit pitchers were very aggressive and stayed ahead JMU tallied double-digit runs. White said. "When you do that, good things the scoreboard in right field. The home run was in the count." will happen." the first of Razler's college career. JMU next takes on George Washington JMU crossed the plate three more times in Gordon pitched six strong innings for JMU, University March 20 at 3 p.m. at Long The home runs continued to come in the allowing only one hit and walking only two. He Ficld/Mauck Stadium.

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MEN'S TENNIS a score of 38.55. Aiken's all-around score camp for college seniors to display their the team title with a 293-285-293-871 set a new school record, previously 38.40. talent to NBA scouts. three-round total. USC-Aiken's Brian Dukes down East Carolina 5-2 She also finished fifth on the vault with a Freshman Eugene Atkinson was named Kassel took the individual crown with a March 16, 1996 score of 9.675. to the CAA All-Rookie team. Atkinson, a 70-70-74-214 total on the Ocean Creek Singles: Other JMU finishers included junior graduate of St. Anthony's High School in course. JMU sophomore David Mandualk Cullen de Windt (JMU) d. Wes Kintner Keri Erazmus, who placed fifth on the Jersey City, N.J., averaged 9.6 ppg and led tied for 14th with a three-round total of (ECU) 6-2,6-2 balance beam. Freshman Mara damage the team in rebounds with 6.2 per game. 224. Other JMU finishers included Nils Alomar (ECU) d. Matt Rowe (JMU) tied for third place on the uneven parallel Atkinson, a 6-foot-5 swingman, scored a freshman Steve Ligi (240), junior Lanny 6-3, 6-2 bars with a score of 9.7. Her score on this season-high 21 points against Illinois State Duncan (243), freshman Faber Jamerson Kenny Kirby (ECU) d. Peter Faigl (JMU) event was the second-highest score on this early in the season. (245) and senior Brady O'Neill (258). 6-1,7-6 event in school history. Freshman Barrie John Lisack (JMU) d. Jay Freeman (ECU) Thibodeau placed second on the floor ARCHERY WOMEN'S GOLF 7-6,6-4 exercise. Thibodeau's score of 9.775 was Archers sweep East Region Brian Nelsen (JMU) d. Josh Campbell also the second-highest score on that event Indoor Tournament Dukes take first in William & (ECU) 6-3,2-6,6-3 by a JMU athlete. Mary Invitational Jeff Vining (JMU) d. Derek Slate (ECU) CAA AWARDS The JMU archery team swept the 4-6, 6-3, 6-2 individual and team championships at the The women's golf team finished first McLinton named to All- East Region Indoor Championship, held overall in a field of 13 teams at Ford's Doubles: Conference team March 8-10 in Godwin Hall. Colony Country Club. The Dukes were led Cullen de Windt-Matt Rowe (JMU) d. Winning the individual divisions were by senior Niki Crist, who finished third Nils Alomar-Wes Kintner (ECU) 8-6 Senior guard Darren McLinton was senior Jo Malahy in women's recurve with an overall score of 162. Crist finished Kenny Kirby-Josh Campbell (ECU) d. named to the Colonial Athletic Association (1,096) and senior Sam Turner in men's the first day with a score of 82, but came John Lisack-Landon Harper (JMU) 8-5 All-Conference first team. McLinton, who recurve (1,041). Freshman Randy back strong in the second round. Brian Nelsen-Jon Bartlett (JMU) d. Derek averaged 22.3 ppg this season, was also Hinkelman captured the men's compound Sophomore Kathryn Yard finished with Slate-Kris Hutton (ECU) 8-4 named to the All-State learn compiled by division (1,151) and junior Amanda Atkins a two-day total of 164 and tied for sixth the Richmond Times-Dispatch. McLinton place. Yard's first-day total of 77 put her JMU Record: 5-5 took the title in the women's compound also led the-Dukes with three assists per division (1,063). in first place, but an 87 on the second GYMNASTICS game. He finished his career with a 1,499 round overshadowed her previous score. points and 269 assists. Joe Bunn and Odell MEN'S GOLF The Dukes finished ahead of Winthrop Hodge from Old Dominion Univeristy also JMU Finished third behind Dukes finish 20th in 24-team field College, Baylor University, Charleston Maryland & Pittsburgh made the All-Conference team. Bernard Southern, Appalachian State University, Hopkins from Virginia Commonwealth JMU finished 20th of 24 teams March East Tennessee St., Eastern Kentucky, The JMU women's gymnastics team University and Curtis McCants from 8-10 at the Fripp Island Invitational at Longwood College, University of finished third out of four teams in a meet George Mason University rounded out the Fripp Island, S.C. The Dukes finished with Hartford, Radford University, College of at College Park, Md. Junior Kathy Aiken first-team honorees. McLinton will a 54-hole score of 320-309-322-951. William & Mary, Wofford College and led the Dukes, finishing third overall with particpate in the Portsmouth Invitational, a University of South Carolina at Aiken won Western Carolina University.

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