ITHE FORDHAM RAM 4! No. 13 Fordham College, New York 58, N. Y.—March 29, 1961 401 |niv. Discipline Clarified; 2 Fordham Chemists Say Research on Probation for Thefts Implies Possibility of Life in Space Fr. Victor R. Yanitelli, vice-president for student [sonnel, said Monday that he had recently made more ex- By PAUL WEISS [lt the University's disciplinary tactics in face of mount- Three chemists, two of them from Fordham, recently announced that they had found complicated chemical compounds similar to those found on the earth in a 97-year old ; campus thefts. The University Shop, he said, is being iced out of $400 to $5CO worth of merchandise monthly. .meteorite. Five undergraduates are currently on probation for book- Dr. Bartholomew Nagy and Douglas Hennessy of Fordham and Dr. Warren Meinschein > shoplifting which dates back to the start of the semes- of Esso Research stated:'We•believe that wherever this meteorite originated something ITheir names have been with-" lived." ' , I by University officials. According to Dr. Nagy, at least lather Yaniteili attributed the one-half of the research work be- Its to a general lack of "pub- gun in January was done on the morality" both on and off the Rose Hill Campus. When advanced lpus. "The worst thing about techniques such as mass spectros- [lie said, "is that no onc'seems •are." Bobbing from an lnsti- copy were needed, Dr. Meinschein i just doesn't seem. to. be a arranged for the use of the Esso to many, he added. "It's Research laboratoties in Linden, he G.E. price-rigging scan- New Jersey. -the people involved are re- Tlie two most interesting com- individuals who don't see pounds which the scientists dis- j wrong in their actions." covered in their ten gram speci- ;r revealed that three stu- men were common water and a weve almost suspended ta- waxy "biogenic (once living) int gambling. At least one fel- hydrocarbon." 1 he said, lost $100 of his tul- The three scientists stressed that j money over cards. Another is |ected of having gone down Fr. Victor Yanitelli for the first time, complicated REVIEW RESEARCH DATA: Di . Hennessy, Meinschein and Nagy . chemical structures from another examine findings derived from analysis of French meteorite. from student organizations and heavenly body can be compared stressed that all violations athletic activities and eviction with similar earthly compounds. Last January,~Dr. Brian Mason, vinced Drs. Nagy, Hennessy and • lived a very small percentage from the University Shop and ali The actual meteorite exploded curator of minerals at the New Meinschein that their specimen is |he University's total popula- school social affairs. Those cur- 8:00 p.m. on May 14, 1864, over York museum gave Dr. Nagy a part of the actual meteorite. rently on probation are required te tightened disciplinary tac- farm fields near Orgueil, Prance. ten gram specimen from the Or- Some scientific specialists in . to report to the Dean of Men gueil meteorite. "I'm sure it's a | carry punishment gradations Fifty fragments were recovered meteorite analysis received the re- after classes each day. The names immediately and crude analysis meteorite," he told Dr. Nagy, The cent announcement with skepti- ling from fines to complete of future violators will be made in that same year indicated that Fordham chemist then obtained cism. Dr. Mason of the American : Jiissal from the University, available to the University news- the meteorite contained "six per- documentation of the meteorite's Museum commented: "One must also include: suspension papers. cent organic material." discovery and a list of the dozens be cautious In interpreting these The fragments were transferred of scientists who had already findings.-We must wait to find out to four museums, one of which studied it. This historical evidence, if the hydrocarbons were defini- was the American Museum of combined with the fragment's tely not formed by inorganic pro- iPI Downs Ram Four; Natural History in Manhattan. non-eroded condition, has con- cesses." mnalties Are Decisive inside The RAM Israeli Intelligence Chief » Kirby Regime Reviewed p. 2 • Apathy, Honesty, Gloomy On Arab Relations Tragedy p. 5 Former Israeli intelligence chief Yehushofat Harkabi • Birth Control Ethics .. p. 6 said here he sees no ease of tensions for future Arab-Israeli 9 Sheed Lecture P. 10 relations. "Israel can't solve its problems by defeating them 8 Looking 'Em Over p. 15 (United Arab Republic) in war," he said. "We can do very little to placate our enemies; concessions are irrelevant." Mr. Harkabi spoke on "Current Trends in Middle Eastern Glee Olub Debut Nationalism" to sophomore com munication arts majors Monday. Premier David Ben-Gurion has Following the talk, the sopho- resigned his post because of his ie mores questioned Mr. Harkabi in displeasure with the Cabinet deci- a half hour press conference. sion. Mr. Harkabi, intelligence Touching on tile political crisis —HAM Photo by Ed Linskej head from 1904-1959, with the n The Forclham University Glee in Israel, he indicated that the rank of major general, tended to £^ " MIOW: rotdham's College Bowl Ic.im relaxes in Club, in conjunction with the Cabinet's recent decision to vin- .3-l\ studio. Siinilaj's battle of nits piovcd a close contest. favor Premier Ben-Gurion's posi- Glee Club of the College of New dicate former Defense Minister tion. r By DICK PYATOK Bochelle and the Westchester The Fordham University "varsity scholars" lost to Rens- Symphony Orchestra, will make As a member of the British its debut at Carnegie Hall on May a army, Mr. Harkabi, served in ui Polytechnic Institute in a nip and tuck battle of minds £ * —Is" North Africa and Italy from 1943- the General Electric College Bowl last Sunday. The final 11. They will perform the Mozart 1 Requiem. 1348. He became a lieutenant in ic was 210-165. the Israeli army and fought in In rehearsals, the team of Art Marotti, John Dealy, Jim Robert Mandel, director of the the Arab-Israeli war, moving to liun, and Eileen Moriarty obviously found some difficulty Westchester Symphony, will con- intelligence in 1950. Prom 1959- atcustoming themselves to the game's buzzer system—a duct the combined performance 19G0 he attended Harvard and re- of the piece, which constituted ceived a master's degree. i \Unth was to work to their* ~ ' . the main feature of a campus tU-uiUe durinf! the actual red illegally during a toss-up concert on Nov. 2. Mandel. who -A He likened the publicity being 901 m-mce. question. happened to be in the audience, Itiven the Apr. 11 trial of Adolf £ "In essence, it is really two dif- was so impressed that he request- Eichmann in Israel with • that iJ"'d and experience were the ferent Kames," said team member ed a performance with the- West- given the Nuremberg trials. He [WiiPuilant factors which Rems- Jim Melican. "In the bonus ques- chester Symphony at White admitted that many arguments *'' demonstrated in their win- tions, you are supposed to confer, Plains HiBh School on Feb. 24. have been raised against Israel's while during the toss-up questions, right to try Eichmann, and held 's effort. AppeariiiK on the pro- The coordinated efforts of Mr. 11 lot the third time Louis von cannot so much as lool; at that if the International Court each other. The pressure was so James Welch, the Glee Club direc- at the Hague tried him it would Jhbtrger, Tom Mllbcrt, Barry tor. Mandel, and the Carnegie k' and Roland Pinch were Ki-e.U that I guess we just forgot have used the trial against West where we were." Hnll management, have enabled Germany. , [Versed in the show's format, the Fordham frroup to attain this j Quentin Luuor, the Fordham With about one minute to BO, loiiK-soiH'.ht-after target. He said he did not envision any lh felt that "we had excclH-.il. Fordham had tied the score at General Y. HarUabi breakup of the United Arab Re- According to Ron Brunner, the oratio"'s, bun t ina lacpractick of eactua questiol exn- j 175-175. A|!iiin they were penal- Pinhas Lavon of responsibility for public, noting that Egypt has the p hurt us. It was us close i/.ral for the conference offense. .luiinmtn of the glee club board full sway of Syria and has atom- ! of directors, this appearance will an espionage venture in 1054 was foible until we were Wliib' telling ench other to stay not conclusive. He recalled that ized resistance to union of the technically. However, ! am I culm and remain quiet, they cave be the "culmination of all our two states. For a successful un- aims" and Hie "biggest step for- an officer called before the seven- 'Proud of them." j the appearance of confprrini; and man committee investigating the ion between the two, he thought J|e Penalty was a loss of ten ' consequently lost n cliance ut the ward for the Glee Club to date." it was important that they have b He added: "This is really tops! disastrous espionage maneuver in W «t a crucial moment in the j (mention. Ilenssclaer answered it Cairo that was uncovered by the economic union. He said thi3 ^ Allen Lmjden, the .show's correctly and with bonus ques- All the details aren't, worked out could not be done without drastic but one thing is definite. We're Egyptians, was not even asked to f'ntor, called th« pennlty lions went on to win in the few give evidence. measurea. the Pordhnm team confer- remaining seconds. going to Carnegie Hall!" THE FORDHAM RAM Wednesday, March 29 Page 2 Kirby Presidency Viewed; Debaters Edged Oui Fine Accomplishments Seen j Of National Tournei -*• ; ; The debate .squad of John Far- . lots against Vermont •>',, ; ! By KEN CONBOY arships, a Fordham College re- raut0 and Jim English came with- i Nazarene both oi wi,'n In -i sni-vch in Commons in January, 1942, Winston ,,jonal scholarship and one °f . in one ballot of qunlifyiug for the , _ -" ° J ChviThiU rennrkod' "When I was called to be Prime Minis- , 13 Ml,!;all(icr Hamilton B - i national debate finals at West, nomcally, Pordh:lm u tpi-'now nea'rlv two vears u«o there were not many appli- !con tfiiial Commission Scholar-, Pojnl next month. They compiled ; second at the tournaincn V,'- for the "ion Since then perbaps the market has im-jslljps awarded in national com-^ a 9.7 ,.ccord at the qualifications ceived two of Us four lo . [ } fsc k "";„"Tl ,, Kivb\. ,vh0 last'week ended a highly success- ))eUU(Jn. As a senior in the Honors at Vermont University last weefc- Fan-auto and L'nijlish. An adJ ful tmtn s s 'deni Government president, 'can perhaps , Pl.0Briim, he v.'ill submit for his end. tional decision would have abled the team to represent s tion 8—New York and Key,- [, debator and politician par and pion awarded split decisions over St. land—at the nationals. v...... , Kirby assumed office lions." in March of last \V:H' as the head John's of Hill Crest, Maine, Wes- The. quartet of Dr-miy Rods of an organisation tiiat had Si'holarshin Winner lcyan and Trinity. They were on ana Don Qulnlan on the alfim Hie short end of both judges' bal- neither prestige nor stature, form live and Bob Goodwin and pi i\or function in the eyes of the Kirby has been the recipient to Ktiidx-nls and faculty of the Col- dale of seven scholarships to law MKS PRESIDENT Tobin on the negative were/ lege. AUhoiuih his predecessor's' schools, including one of the 20 ed second place at (lie ; record compared somewhat fa- I coveted Uoot-Tilden Scholarships awarded in national competition. Siena College Debate Toiimand vorably vi'iib that of Neville last weekend. They lost the JiJ Chamberlain, Student Govern- Kirby has also won scholarships ment at Fordham was in dire to the Law Schools of George- place trophy by one point to Li need of vigorous leadership and town, Stanford. Yale and Cornell Moyne. efficient administration. Universities, and to the Univer- 1 sities of Virginia and Pennsyl- Fordham and Lelloyne I Kirby and his three fellow of- vania identical 8-2 records. When I ficers, vice-president George tie was broken on tlie basis Joiii"r. secretary Dennis Flannery Prior (o his assumption of the duties of S.G. president, Kirby speaker points, LeMoyne had i and treasurer Alphonse Preisser John to Fordham's 400. Don Quinlaj initially pave their attention to served his class as sophomore president. During his first two was the second hen pffirmatrl co'ibiitutional revision. A cohesive, novation in new areas. Fr. Victor speaker at the tourney. realistic and functional document, R. Yaiiitelli, vice-president for years, he was a champion debator recently ratified overwhelmingly student personnel, recently called and as a freshm.m had a debating The squad of John FamtitJ by the student body, has been put the Kirby administration "the record of 22 victories and one de- Denny Roberts, Jim English : into effect. In fulfilling campaign best and most productive Student feat. He has been a staff wiuri Mike Dowell placed ninth out o p'eclie.s, the Administration suc- Government in my experience at for The RAM and a member of a field of 55 schools at the Brooij cessfully sponsored a jazz con- Fordham." the Booster Club for four ycais lyn College Debate TournamaJ cert, by Hie Lionel Hampton band Much of the prestige that has and was elected to membership on Mar. 17-18, with a 7-3 recoil in D.cembcr, and inaugurated the devolved upon Student Govern- in the 1061 Fordham Club. CONIMD SCHUTZ, Pharmacy The negative of English ami Da;] American Age lecture series in ment as an organization is no Mark Twain, via Huckleberry School sophomore, named new ell were 4-1. September, which to date has rioubt attributable to the personal j phm. has said: "Kings is mostly president of the Maroon Key John Behan and Don Quinls liosttd ten prominent personali- competence of its most recent past j rapscallions." "King" Kirby, as he Society Saturday. Members of compiled a 4-3 affirmative mi: ties. president. • j Is known by his confidants and the organization's neu' steering" and Bob Goodwin and Phil T* : Rift With Congress A quiet Virginian with a unique retinue, has proven that rapscal- committee arc Bill Kohler (C), a 5-2 slate in placing seventh« taste in music and politics, Kirby . lions can be at the very least Mary Ghelfi (E), Pal Walsh of 33 at the Georgetown Chen A revised University Council came to Fordham with two schol-; articulate and persuasive. (B), Dennis Craglian (B). Blossom Festival on Mar. 9-10-11 Constitution and a clarification in the relationship between that body and the College Student Congress were the major results; of the highly publicized dispute between Kirby and the Congress on the former's decision to af- pvuwd than uny oilaw fuihsiztid car! filiate Fordham with the National Leave it to these Jet-smooth Chevies to go easy Federation of Catholic College one of them has a road-jjentling' Jet-smooth ride, Students. Th/? view of the Con-; on your family budget! All told there are IS Body by Fisher refinements and dozens of engi- gress prevailed in this area. Chevrolets—V.N's am! (>'s—priced lower than com- neering details you'd expect only in the most ex- During Kirby's tenure, the per- parable competitive models*. Sumptuous Impulas, pensive makes. Look them over at your Chevrolet ennial communications problem sprightly Bel Airs, bottom-priced Biscaynes and a dealer's one-stop shopping center and see how in student-administration rela-. whole stable of wonderful new waffons. Ami every easy it is to drive out in just the one you want! tions saw marked improvement. Complaints concerning the con- son of manufacturers' sur^ested retail price version method of record grades in the new marking system were immediately redressed, after pres- entation through the Student Congress. ' Responsibility Recognized j The Congress, in recent months,' lias recognized its responsibility! to intelligently debate and pub- •. licly take positions on issues of •; local and national importance, as ] for example, its resolution on j sit-in strikes, which drew com-! mem from the press last April | Such policy has attempted to en- courage more qualified candidates to seek class office and to arouse the student body at large to the challenge of the great public is- sues. In conjunction with The RAM S.G. helped marshall student opinion behind the Rockefeller "scholar incentive" program. Because the officers held a real- istic view of the capabilities and 1 limitations of student government machinery, much has been ac- complished, both in execution of their traditional duties and In- Bring Christ Biscayrfe V8 4-Door Sedan to Africa !!S£ii!i±5^9.Pos5. Station Wwon The White Fathers need courageous and generous young men to ,_ preach the-Gospel in emerging Africa. Biscayne V8 2-Door Seda Dr 6P For information, write: "- ' ^ Station Waron Brookwootl VB 4 Dr. 6-P.iss. Station WHITE FATHERS 1624-21 St., N.W. Washington 9, D.C. or- «»t Ike ««r Ct.tcr.1,1 ««„, , t4 Cmrrmln • tr* Ihrrrolrt tra ednesday, March 29, 1961 Page 3 WV to Explore Mummers Stage Drama of O'Neill Pu hlicity on Behan all St. 'Rainbow' And French Farce Called Awkward By PETE WARD (wall Street will be the subject of a WFUV "special" on The Mimes and Mummers soon Fr. Herbert Rogers, moderator of Fordham's Gaelic So- j will be rehearsing for their com- Lay, Apr. 17, 8:00 to 9:00 p.m. The show, entitled "Ticker- ing productions, Eugene O'Neill's ciety, told The RAM earlier this week that he thought the 1 Rainbow," will be produced and written by former RAM "The Emperor Jones" and the situation concerning the withdrawal of the Society and Irish imging editor John Lyons. anonymous "The Farce of Worthy playright Brendan Behan from New York's St. Patrick's Day Lyons-stated: "The program will attempt to get the Master Padelin." These plays will Parade was unnecessary, awkward and unfortunate. Ing of this pocketbook of the world, which is more than he shown as a double feature on He said the publicity surprised him and suggested that fe facts and figures and stock quotations. It's the people the nights of Apr. 14, 15 and 16. the daily press "garbled" the story. The Gaelic Society was "The Emperor Jones" concerns the mental disintegration of Father Rogers indicated the Brutus Jones, a fugitive from a subsequent publicity brought some Southern chain gang who makes heartening reaction. Behan was himself the "emperor" of an invited to ride with the mayor in obscure West Indies island. Boston's parade. London, Ontario, sent the telegram: "To hell with The play was first produced in the Yanks. Come march with us.". 1931. Eugene O'Neill is considered Jersey City also invited him, as by many critics as one of the fore- did Holyoke, Mass., Hollywood, most playwrights of the 20th cen- Calif., and several other cities. He tury- He has won the Pulitzer actually marched in Brooklyn. Prize for drama three times. In 1036, O'Neill received the Nobel It was rumored that Fattier Prize for successfully "interpreting Rogers himself was asked to universal human experience in march with Behan in Jersey City. terms of the drama." He avoided all parades, though. But Father said he was un- John Pero of the Business happy at the slight injustice done School will Play the title roie of the Gaelic Society, Fordham and Brutus Jones. Fr. Herbert Rogers Brendan. The latter in particular, -RAM Photo by V. Paul Smith The second play of the evening, he said, was the object of "many CKING "WAIX STREET" TAPES: Don Amell, WFUV chief the French-authored "The Farce not forbidden to march, nor did the parade committee pressure its unkindly remarks." leer, and John Lyons, program producer. of Worthy Master Padelin" was He referred specifically to Be- written in the fifteenth century. withdrawal, he asserted. In fact, [work there." He went on to | value of a good broker. The good he added, the committee never di- han's being called a "common J one is consistently reliable, he ob- According to Fr. John Leonard, drunkard." In the first place, he that he has been preparing moderator of the Mimes and rectly informed the Society of its material for the broadcast served. feelings regarding the Irish play- said, the playright is not a drunk- Mummers, it is a "fine example ard but an alcoholic. Secondly, (November. He frankly admitted a complete of the realist farce which flourish- right. show deals predominantly unfamiliarity with Wall Street "He's not common. Considering prior to his research for the radio ed widely during the Middle Ages." The Pordham organization in- his background and lack of formal lithe feelings expressed by the vited Behan to march with them |us individuals interviewed. program. Coming into contact The plot centers upon a lawyer, education, he has an extreme with some of the people who work Padelin, who cheats a gullible last October when he visited this facility in writing and possesses a f explain the nature and ten- campus for a lecture. Father lot a Wall Street occupation. there, he stated he learned a great draper out of his wares by a clever considerable talent." Father also i deal. ruse. Padelin then, is outsmarted Rogers said the action was strict- revealed: "The overwhelming com- lose who will appear on the ly spontaneous and with his full am include Keith Funston, by a shepherd who uses the same passion of the man frequently i Lyons said that if the show approval. staggers me." iit of the New York Stock i proves successful, it will be due to trick on him. KC, the floor partner of a j the people he is writing about and Bill Arrigon, Phil Letrange, In February Father sensed Father Rogers indicated he does tig brokerage house and Bill the cooperation they gave him. Chris Manning, Bob Shortino and certain difficulties in the situa- not blame the parade committee. i a customers' man. He also mentioned that Mr. Ed- Pat Brennen hold the feature tion and wrote Behan in Dublin. How they run the parade is "quite fens revealed that his great- ward Wakin, assistant professor roles. Casting for this production He then suggested the Gaelic So- their business," he remarked. unession of tHis supposedly ' of journalism, originally suggest- is not yet completed. Anyone in- ciety withdraw. They did—a Only there was "little evidence of money market was the ; ed the idea for the program and terested in appearing in the play month before the parade and pub- a sense of humor in their patri- standards in the normal | helped him get started. should contact Fr. Leonard. lic furor. otism," he added. ires of the day. Also signifi- Prior to this one-hour show r,he thought, was the profes- Lyons was associated with several i quality displayed by those other FUV productions. In No- ; v horn he came in contact vember he and Bill Gillen, former ' his research. RAM editor-in-chief, did a show $ns pointed out that one entitled "Sidewalk Battleground." a Bleat diversification of It dealt with the Fino-Sugcrmnn Sound on Wall Street. He campaign battle in the Bronx's Ijoned that there were people 25th Congressional District. The J little formal education as two fdhner RAM editors also had as Ph.D.'s from Harvard. an election night program on former RAM managing WPUV which dealt with the re- 1 "-aid that one thing he dis- sults of both the presidential and 5d on Wall Street was the local contests.
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A Berkshire Typewriter Paper VASELINE HAIR TONIC BATON I-AI-Klt COKPOIUTION (£) MTTSFIEtD. MASS. THE FORDHAM RAM Wednesday, Marchi 29 ]( Page 4 Between THE COMMENTATOR 1<£T flw The Is House Film Li iiifas By JOHN It. STEACK Un-American? "For the love of heaven!" mut- ,.,r>>-;«s*iiEiis,«;v By JAMES PANNELL tered Malcolm, "will' you look at that!" The two showings here of "Operation Abolition; Malcolm's audience looked up to the wave of criticism of the film by many civic group, see a short, spectral figure whose some of the press has called for an assessment of the"f gait seemed strangely familiar but . and what it purports to do. Much of the criticism whose appear- so severe and spirited that if it is legitimate, a document ance marked with serious distortions and consequently of doubtful va her as one he has been served to this student body. did not know. From head to "Operation Abolition" is a filmed study of the r| toe she seemed marred hearings of a subcommittee of the House Who pulled the plug? an escapee from American Activities Committee in San Francisco last an a v a n t- 12, 13 and 14. garde mortuary On the second day of testimony stu- display case. dent disorders outside the committee room FILM SOCIETY" NEEDED Black, burning flared into violence and the police turned To the Mar. 11 edition of "America" Fr. William F. eyes glared out fire hoses on the unruly youths. Sixty- Lynch, former editor of the Fordham University quarterly, of badly-bruised sockets; lips were eight arrests were made and charges were white; nose was pinched; and her later dismissed against all hut one. Ho* "Thought," contributed an article in which he favored the face had what amounted to a ghastly pallor. well does "Operation Abolition" convey formation of high-caliber -film festivals" in all our colleges these incidents? and universities. Father Lynch called upon our intellectual Her hair was piled lush atop After the May riots the House Com- centers to "participate more actively in the formation of her head, tethered under a trian- gulCLV kerchief secured beneath mittee's investigator William A. Wheeiei the national critical judgment in the areas of the popular her chin by an impossibly small took part in a taped TV debate with one of the arresti imagination and the mass media." knot. She wore a green and pur- students. This volley was recorded; ple striped suit with a short, bell- Pointing to the present status of popular mass media Student: "I am basing my discussion on the fact ft shaped skirt which made it ob- the film does have inaccuracies, does have distoritions. culture, Father Lynch held that many a student, though vious that she had shins. These Mr. Wheeler: "All right, we have admitted that. Lei trained in the traditional, elite literary culture, "allows him- last were unexplainably dark. Finally, she was shod in pointed go on to another subject." self to lead a schizophrenic existence as critic, loving the grey booties capped with huge Student: "You have admitted that, Mr. Wheeler? good in one world and the bad in another." monograms initialed, "I. S." "Of Mr. Wheeler: "Certainly." course!" cried the audience, Presently a professor of English at Georgetown Uni- "that's Ira Sibyl!" Investigator Wheeler distributed 150 white admissij, versity, Father Lynch based his suggestions largely upon cards for the San Francisco sessions to groups and tliti the present structure of the Georgetown Film Festival, "a • Ira Disguised guests "friendly" to the Committee, like the Daughters o weekly evening deciicated'to quality movies." Among the Now it must be confessed that the American Revolution. This, in itself, is decorous p Ira, black ringlets and all. is more cedure and assured that the spectator section would m films presented during the past year were "The Grapes of than a little plump for her five Wrath," "East of Eden" and "All the Kings Men." be "packed" with irresponsible agitators. But "Operatloi feet, one and one-quarter^ But Abolition" does not'mention this highly relevant point thai Father Lynch's article served to bring to mind the fact this wraith off in tiie corner of has a bearing on later conclusions made by the film. I that last November, the University announced that the the Ch'amber of Laughing Wait- communication arts department v.as forming the Fordham resses was as close as humans get Obviously, it is deceiving to omit the fact tte Film Study Club to serve a similar function. , to shucking her mortal coil, be- the numerous non-Communist students present at Ssi ing, as Malcolm's audient would Francisco's City Hall to see a controversial hearing wr At that time it was said to be designed, to "present guess, no more than eights' two disappointed and angered when certain persons were If regular programs of prominent American and foreign films and one-half pounds. Still, the in and some were not. Available reports show that afte in a symposium format." Prior to screening, a critic was initials gave her away and tile audient palmed his pint of choco- all the white cards were collected little room was left. I to give an appraisal of the film in terms of its socio- late-chip yogurt and ambled over. took little maneuvering for the clever agitators to elid logical and moral aspects, as we!l as its cultural and artistic from the students the raucous chanting: "Break down tin values. An open forum discussion, conducted by the guest "Hi there!" she greeted. When doors!" critic, was to follow the showing. The programs were to be the customary formalities were available also to the general public. over and done with and an eye- A few weeks ago an important opinion entered thi brow was raised s!ie went on. dispute when the Jesuit weekly "America" examine Of course, no such film group is yet functioning, and "Yes. I know-it's called the 'Ap- "Operation Abolition." "America" said: "The Un-Americai we had begun to wonder why. Without question, the Uni- parition Look' and I like it. It's Activities Committee has betrayed a willingness to lump'- versity has the facilities. A moving picture projector, suit- supposed to make you look mys- of its numerous critics together as Communists or COB able for such purposes, was just purchased by the College terious and fragile. It was in- munist dupes. A case in point, is the film "Operaw Student Government last year. spired by the mystic death of Abolition.". . . Yves St. Laurent when lie went Fr. William K. Trivett, chairman of the communica- The arguments against the film are formidable and into the French Army. All the ! tion arts department, is now working on such a program. women of the world went into important; but they are not indestructible. "The New ™ He intends to initiate it this fall. We would suppose that, mourning them; they- decided to Post" ran a story on March 3, 1961 called, '"Operation since Father Trivett's time is necessarily limited by the . dress the same way lie existed Abolition'—an Eye-Witness Reviews a Movie," byMe l demands imposed upon him as chairman of a department, until he returned from the dead. Wax. He writes: "The narrator of the film is Fulton he would welcome any assitance offered by individual or Exotic Makeup 3d.,. . . he tells you that one of the students attacked a student organizations. "So that's why my face looks policeman—hit on the head with his own billy. Lewissa.' It seems to us that there are few ways in which they the way it does. My eyes are done the mob rushed police barricades and stormed (lie <"• could better further the interests of the University com- in a shade by Monk Lewis of Ca- of the hearing room. This is not true." munity as a whole. Father Lynch points out far better than thedral Cosmetics. My lips are in Mr. Wax's story conflicts with a report by J. W we could why such a program is both necessary and de- that new color 'Bloodless' from Mack .ibre, and my whole face is Hoover on the riots,'released on July 18,1960. It reads: v> sirable. In any case, there is a definite place for such a of the demonstrators provided the spark that touchefl •• project at Fordham and absolutely no reason why we should covered with 'Crypst Dust.' not have one. "Now my dress is done in com- the flame of violence. Leaping a barricade ... lie bination stripe—that's two colors beating the officer over the head." called 'Bleeding Lance' and The "Post" story says: "It should also be noted that»-| •Sepul-Ocher.' And I have these outside the hearing room did not interfere with thec )H'I THEFORDHAMRAM black-tint stockings which glow mittee questioning of witnesses." However, Mr. WaX, ^ Editor-in-Chief dark when I walk. Don't ask me not mention that' the committee did complain aboil • JAMES MELICAN why my knees have to show. I don't noise and misbehavior inside the hearinR room. The • Managing Editor know, i think it's because the sight report by Mr. Hoover mentions it: "They (two ag"'1 '' EDWARD KLEMONSKI of most women's knees has the same effect in men as seeing a grabbed a microphone at the front of the hearin? Make-up Editor News Editors week-old cadaver or something. and demanded that all spectators outside be actm SAIJM BALADY ELMER BRUNSMAN. JAMES PANNELL w "But I haven't got the 'An- Then- sympathizers shouted similar demands." The' r Copy Editor Sports Editors Pantion Look' nearly as well as makers were later ejected. To "Operation Abolition's NINO MARINO ROGER HACKETT, PRANK REYSEN some of my girl friends. Take An- those scenes are depicted in ehi'lline; fashion. , Finance Manager Advertising Manager na Locust, for instance; she looks PAUL SCHNEIDERS The point that so jimuv of the critics miss . GERALD MCLAUGHLIN like she was run over by a horse "Operation Abolition" is nmt th>: HUAC makes iw I" ^ Exchange Editor Editorial Advisers and then electrocuted. You should 1 PETER BYRNE WUXLIAM GILLEN, JOHN LYONS see her! sions about the precision ;.mi smoothness of the f'" '. ^ NEWS -STAFF: Don Bronsard, Ken Conboj, John Donoshur, IJo, TraulMn Committeeee is not in thhe uii.sm/.w of making mom w ^ Weis, Mike Sullivan. Vlnwnt Belllna. Mide McCartney, Robert Waters mS, "Well. I have to run now. but anagh. William clotflro, Awlo Donolrlo. Kevin H«M,° Dick "yatok: TH functions, us David Laivrvi;i:i: Im.i written in fTr ' aquMI, Phil -Tnliln. P«e Word. Peter Hanllin. James Donnslly. Pete Kelly j^ you just keep watching the fash- carrno, Oem Farrelly. 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NY. second cuts matter be e\t >5' he mUSCd m dnesday, March 29, 1961 Page 5 RAMBLINGS • ' APATHY, HONESTY OR TRACEOY By JOE HOGAN and PETE PAQUTCCl B JOE HOGAN IA Merry Pasch! May the Great White Hare pour goody, (he ram«, '.goody before you! Farewell to all the fellows on their i the Sf ' Student Organizations f to Lauderdale to be where the boys are. For their sake we ' reciiy proportional to tfc By WINSTON CHURCHILL • some girls are there too! Also a Bon Voyage to Larry ; of married students ' ly, Al Apicelli, Bob Cryan and all those off on the Ber- j noticeable is the utensil shortage |a jaunt! Barneses will spend, a few days in the Catskills at i:«o p.m. after the first round iPalU. .! of stuffing, when frustrated slu- I ram. . :«
DEAR STUDENT fcMM.OVKD? "I need I h;, a Progressive National Or- ganization we have openings Entries will for enterprising men who de- nal an st sire high income, vast exper- .... ,-. mmKr „ M8ti tne ° J ^ ^ Vl= (Preferably Froodian). If, ln the wi ience, short hours..Many men the Froodmoblle. A carton of Luckies will be iven to th ^ *«""• » *««, to you, on camp" ! have spent their entire college Al0n wl send your name, return address, college or nle si! .M '"""^"P' ^ »' V°"r Ly career with us. Our part-time EnWeS must b men average in excess of $100 later han April 15, 196!. A,, entries become t ZJ~ - ' '* « weekly. Very interesting digni- your entry (or entries) to LUCKYV STRIKEST ,K,, P.. raj " ^^^^^^P. fied work is yours for the ask- R . Sen. ing. Call OW 9-3378 for ap- AS,/^jrKr pointments. Mon. Thru Fri. Bet. Z and 4 CHANGE TO LUCKicc i —— _J i Write PETER J. HAFF LUCKlES and fgsle for a change; P:I; Kouih n/ih svf,, HI. Vrnion, N.v. Oet some •»y>a»/- idnesday, March 29, 1961 THE FOR D H A M RAM Page 7 fissile Defense Inadequate, Middle Eastern Art lid Coming, Says Lecturer In Campus Exhibit I "We have no defense against the ICBM. We have only the power to retaliate," de- Seven original paintings are |d Donald D. Tutshulte New York Bell Telephone Co. lecturer. Mr. Tutshulte made this currently on exhibit in the music ment in a recent lecture before the Fordiiam chapter of the Association of the Unit- J room of the Camjjus Center. Pro- ies Army . vided through the courtesy of 1 Speaking on Bell Telephone's new .defense warning system, SAGE, Mr. Tutshulte cultural attaches from the Middle a that a "fantastic" weapon, the Nike-Zeus anti-missile being developed under the ! East and the American Friends of r'sSAGE program, will provide some the Middle East, the paintings may ', defense against ICBM's by serving be viewed from 11:00 a.m. to 2:00 as on interceptoi'. : p.m. weekdays, or by special ar- Mr. Tutshulte 'described SAGE ! rangement with the C.C. director's Will — the Semi-Automatic Ground Environment S y s t e m—as an office. "Electronic Paul Revere." He ox- j Pour of the paintings, "Compo- {Author of "I Was a Teen-age DtvarJ", "The Many plained that SAGE is actually a sition," "Dawn," "Future" and Lores of Dobie Uillix", ele.) group of giant digital computers, "Sculpture Segini," are by Bzzed- linked to each other and located at 29 points across the nation dine Hammouda. Two, labeled from Cape Cod to California. simply "Compositions," were done Information from radar equip- by Gharbaoui. Saved Abdel Pas- HAPPINESS CAN'T BUY MONEY ment as well as intelligence soul painted the "Harvest." >^ ; reports are fed automatically They will be on exhibition |fi'itli tuition costs spiralling ever upward, more and more undcr- through telephone circuits to throughout the month of March. r uluatc; are ii.vestigaiinp; the student loan plan. If you arc SAGE. The computor complies "Future" }m, who is considering the "J.earn Now, Pay Later"system,you j the information necessary and would do well first to study the case of Leonid Sigafoos. | sends jet interceptors and missiles ,' l.miiid, the son of an' upholsterer in Straitened Circum- to head off the enemy. ftauecs, Idaho, had his liejirt set. on going to college, but his Stressing the importance of the father, alas, could not afford to send him. Leonid applied for time factor in defensive action, ,. lio.ni'iits Scholarship, but his reading speed, alas, was not Mr. Tutshulte said that an inter- Svery rapid—two words an hour—mid before lie could finish the ceptor dispatched from the SAGE IDONT MIND first piijic of his test the Hegents had closed their brief cases grossly and gone home. Leonid then applied for an athletic jclnilarsliip, but he had, alas, only a single athletic skill— Mauting a stick on his chin—and this, alas, aroused only BEING STOOD UP. pacing enthusiasm among the toadies.
Donald D. Tutschulte j center at McGuire Air Force Base, Trenton, New Jersey, could j reach a target one hundred miles i'fj'om our coast within seventeen §' Awl Ihen, hnzzah, Leonid learned of the student loan plan: •fie cnuld borrow money for bis tuition and repay it m easy, minutes. gpiiuitlily installments after he left school! According to Mr. Tutshulte, all reports of enemy attack will be H" Happily Leonid enrolled in the Southeastern Idaho College processed through SAGE defen- iff Wundpulp and Restoration'Drama and happily began n sive headquarters at "Norad," Col- jpi-Kc career that grow more happy year by year. Indml, it orado Springs, Colorado. ig§caii,i. altogether ecstatic in his senior year because Leonid met Those headquarters also serve |i'«l named Salina T. Xrin with hair like hi'uten gold and • I as the central agency for the two pes like two s.iuirts of Lake Louise. Love 'flipped them in its j trans-Canada radar warning lines jfciiioisl palm and they were betrothed on the Eve ol St. Agnes. j and the Distant Early Warning ijt^iliiHly I hey n-uie'plans lo he married the day after eoiii- !• (DEW) line which stretches over MBciH-enirnt — plans, alas, that never were to come, to million j a 5,000 wile long area from the ifpciiuse Leonid alas, learned that Sali.ni, like hiinsell, was m Aleutian Islands to Iceland. JHffiUi')... „„ a student loan, which meant, thai, he hadnot only Mr. Tutsinilte further stated jfi'pay his own loan when he left school hut also Nilma «, »»« that SAGE is affiliated with the " •• i-b, alas, that was waiting for Leonid after graduation at Stragetlc Air Command, the Bal- • Hoise Raccoon Works simply did not pay enough, alas, to listic Missile Early Warning Sys- iver both their loans, plus rent' and food and clothing. tem installations at Greenland, Britain and Alaska; and the Ca- Pick at heart, Leonid and Saliu it down and lit Marlboro nadian Headquarters in Quebec, fcireltes and tried („ find an answer to their problem-anil, &f enough, they did! I ,1" u..t la."w whether or not Marlboro Canada. • 1 Concluding his lecture, Mr. fern-rites help,:,! t!,,,,,, |i,,d an anMver; all 1 know >« t'". * Tutshulte said: "One bomb would fcrlboros taste u 1 and lo"k u, , and when things close in . put .this city back one hundred I u feller need" .-, fri-nd and Hie world is black as the pit from |M,, p,,|e, il is n heap ,,t ,.I..,I"H and satisfaction to he sure years." '^jf:' &l .Marlbor,,s will abvav-. pi^/uie the same ui.lliigRinK plws- |, the same unstinlm^iualitv, in all limes and dimes and flilitinus. Thai's all I knnw. ' "' Boarder Parties i-conid and Salina, I x,v, did lind an answor-ii very simplo b. If their slw.lenl l,,an- did ,me due unti they e!C Initiate Weekend |«nl, wl,v, (hen (I,, v in I v-oiddn't. leave .-choo ! S. i.ft.o^ House parties will inaugurate iivi.lL- tl..-ir l,,cl,cl,,,' d,-;-ms, they rc-enrollcd and took the first full-scale Boarder Week- J-^t.Ts,|1.1rn,.., Mlev il,ii Ili-y t-k duclnrs (l^rces, .««ls:,nd end on Friday, Apr. 14. The Stnr- ^Kls ,,f ll,«- ,„ il t,,,|, v Leonid and Salina, !.„ I. aged ,.S>>I i dusters band will perform at a mm in school hoM.luci".;,!:- in rhilMsophy, Humane Lellers, Saturday afternoon jazz picnic IW-ispi-udcn,,'., \el,..i,,a.-v Medicine, Civil Kngineermg, P- The boarder dance on Satur- ^»,lehv -,l,,l llcwev |.,ri,,,al::.rlieil-sfll,!e»t loans, as O.ISC day evening will highlight the BSiuurv'l I,;:.!-, a ,o,i,hi,,cd total ,-f eiKh.een million Weekend. Another picnic on Sun- •ifcilais Sl ", ' .Vi,!,.! il..-v ,,,,l,i,l,lvv,o,,UhaveloundKrea day afternoon will be the final Vvu..i. ohnU'inun TOm Hroncich \ i::;! saltf; "With uiti uuutiU «cTmv*» on Saturday and Sunday, we fee that this spring weekend will be the biggest ever," He expressed^ Lopi- 1hi»t >lri ennui's will attend. iut< . . i\ hm (• •*" •0'o< i , i i 'MU msuli a | •]:'('..•.,">','.'.• :'nf-hi
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It, >!u ;; "•'"!".""•••" l'"yth.-,i,nnv I MU 4.(3861 ML) | RjREWING CO , NEW YORK and Lnesday, March 29, 1961 THE FORD HAM RAM Pa* jack Peace Corps, 40 Students Try Pharmacy Glasses hr Class Office; J [issionary Asserts flections in April Visit Manufacturers Fr. Felix McGowan, a Maryknoll missioner, recently Forty students applied for class The College of Pharmacy in cooperation with several Jpressed the desire that the Administration of Fordham offices by the conclusion of peti- pharmaceutical houses is sponsoring student trips for jun- diversity would throw its support behind President Ken- tion week last Friday, according iors and seniors to various drug concerns. t's Peace Corps. to Student Government vice-presi- Thirty Pharmacy seniors will .spend ten days during the In the Peace Corps lecture sponsored by the Interna- dent Al Vita. Easter vacation visiting Chicago, Indianapolis and Washing- The students that have petition- , ton, D.C. They will be guests of Abbott Pharmaceuticals and lMl Club, Father McGowan said " [tt lie hoped Fordham students the mastery of a foreign tongue. ed for candidacy as next year's ( EU Lilly and Company, who are paying all expenses excluding- mid incite interest in the Presi- He cited this as one reason why isophomore, junior and senior of- transportation. Prof. Albert J.» ht's Plan and thereby prompt American diplomats have been un-1 ficers must survive the next step White and Mr. James Scutero will dents "see things which they can't diversity officials to back the successful in attempting to in- in the election process, interview accompany the students. see here, including large scale week. An elections committee will modern manufacturing and re- grain. crease our prestige abroad. He interview the applicants Apr. 10 The Juniors concluded a day- reierred to a 1960 report which search." The Pharmacy dean also 'ather McGowan also criticised to 14. Acording to Vita, applicants long local trip early this morn- hopes that these trips will mafte Jereraphasis on "personalism" in | stated that "not a single Amer- will be examined for qualities of ing when they returned from West the students better able to ex- Itliolic teaching in the United 'can in the embassy at New Delhi character, responsibility and artic- Point, Pa. They were guests of plain the costs involved in pro- could speak the Indian language." ulation. Merck, Sharpe and Dome, anoth- ducing drugs from simple, inex- ("Unless we have a global con- He voiced his whole hearted The eligible parties will pre- er pharmaceutical and chemical pensive galenicals. ience we cannot call ourselves support for the President's plan pare their campaigns from Apr. 17 producer. Ralph J. Divito, president of the ttholics," Father McGowan stat- and said that the United States to 21. Elections will be held on Sixty-four juniors together with |. He emphasized the fact that was not doing enough to aid theApr. 27 and 28 in the Campus Pharmacy junior class, says the- class moderator Dr. Walter J. tiips may "help establish a good t have an obligation to aid less under-developed areas of the Center. Schubert and laboratory instruc- rtunate peoples. "This is no tyorld. "In 1960," Father McGo- Vita expressed enthusiasm over relationship between the future tor Donald W. Brodeuv participat- pharmacist and the manufactur- jnger a nice thing to do, but j Man said, "the United States was the turnout for class offices after ed. "the lack of interest exhibited in er." The trip is said to stimulate- iclhing we must do," he said, i contributing only two per cent the pharmacy graduates for furth- more we know of troubled of the world's missionaries. This the S.G. election. I hope this Dr. Albert J. Sica, dean of the spirit will spread among the rest College of Pharmacy, affirmed er manufacturing and pharmaco- [eas, the more our responsibility should make us cover up a bit and 'ogical study. rows." maybe stop our bragging." of the student body," he said. i that this trip should help the stu- iFathcr McGowan equated the bit of the Peace Corps to that 1 the missionaries and added: fte fight right now is not one ' religion. The real fight is on Jiilosophy." He said that we have |Bood product with a secret in- icdient to save the world from praraunist domination. "Youth is 1 most important product, and leir generosity is our secret in- jpdient," lie stated. [Father McGowan also said that 1 knowledge of languages is a pitiable asset, in the work that me Corps members would be fs. "The basic and most im- prtant skill today," he said, is
B Russia has beon so busy in the last few decades with its "Five f«ai" Plans that it is still unde- Ijded how many words its alpha- "t contains. Dr. Morton Benson, i talk on "Soviet Standurdiza- lon of Russian" last Friday, said I Russian dictionary of grammar iiblished last year listed 33 let- j |vs. But a pronunciation diction- | t.v also published in 10G0 only I live 32. i an actors, evidently arc, Coining confused over gramma- ] •cal structure too. Dr. BenKOn. a ' 1 ember of the Slavic language j ?l»rtmcnt of the- University of i Jennsylvanin cited books on slaac j Ipmmciation which do not ret-! Wnint the third person plural.! |rie of the books is adamant, the i |her not so precise. Yet a third jpionary of stage pronunciation showing "lightest" tendencies I p nifiimiiiK this tens.-. i |According to the lecturer, there I strong stress for unity of' Jpnimiu- in Russia, Unlav ' Dr.; Benson attributes this to the fnorinous growth of' RUF: ian in-1 | uction within Ru.s.sia aiu!; Broad1' and "the direct control! Russian by the central cov- I Fluent." He intimated that com- i Flt standnrdi/ation will become j reality even in the Uiclimiaric:-. One of the best investments you'll ever make... litliin a few years. l-The lecture was the r,rmni\ in a subsistence allowance of $535 for the up the civilian ladder, advanced ROTC will 'son the Soviet Union iiiiirk'- you knowwhat you invest in advancea KU i o j ROTC course. Uniforms still be paying off. Success in the executive .. .two years of classroom time and outsiaa advanced the tcntli anniversary of , || y textbooks paid for. $117 for areasof businessandindustrycomesearlier Institute oi Contcm- ant m ltar your six-week summer camp training, plus and more substantially to the man who can ' Russian Htudif;, There: arc But just see how handsomely your Invest || . i |, you're commis lead. Few are born leaders; hut liwrlershjn more lecture;; scheduled. (rave| a owance Am w an : ment Davs off. '" ' 1 151 ' •xueaft^isr^ee^t^ hnm May Regatta Oyster Bay , £ Ptonshij)s Philn,, Pa. 13 Dadvail Association Nntlonnl G-7 Detroit Invitational Championships . .Philadelphia Haiulail's Island Regatta ...-• at Detroit Wednesday, March 29, Page 10 THE FORDHAM RAM Sex and Marriage |Set Performance Fordham Club 8 l21 NeW Memb Dr. Sheed Topic «*-«£ 21 NeW ' "The principle thing wrong "Madama Butterfly" will be with us is that nobody thinks presented at Collins Theater Sat- about sex," asserted Dr. Prank J. urday evening, April 22. Sheed, noted lay theologian, at a recent School of General Studies A professional group, the Italian lecture. Opera Showcase, will perform Puccini's classic opera. Puccini Speaking on "Marriage, Di- considered this opera his favorite vorce and Annulment," Dr. Sheed work. clarified his remark by adding that although men dream and The opera is based on an Amer- drool about sex, few actually ican play written by David Belas- think about it. He attempted to co "East Meets West." It is the remedy this situation by center- only opera which has "The Star ing his talk on the nature and Spangled Banner" as one of its wurpose of sex. melodies. ' Union of Personalties The performance of the opera will be unabridged and will boast He explained that sexual union Dr. Frank J. Sheed of complete scenery and costumes. is a union of two personalities. He with theological interests," his The Italian Opera Showcase has "TANNY" EMPORIUM: Foidham Club I'ledges Paul O'Krcfc ami added that there is no end to ex- reputation in the field of theology recently given a concert at Car- Ray Farrelly cut up with Al Vita in a recent initiation stunl. ploitation in such a relationship is outstanding. He has written negie Hall in which excerpts of as there is in the mere union of 18th century opera were present- several books on the subject, in- The 10G1 Fordham Club re-j social for the senior and junior bodies. "There are people," he ed. cluding "Theology and Sanity" ceived 21 juniors into full mem- I members took place the following said, "who have never known to- ; . ., ,' week, on Mar. 25, at the Hide- tal surrender in personality to a and "Nullity of Marriage." His week be Thplayee titld eb yrol Velie ao fMatera Butterfl. Josepy wilhl ] be,.ship at induction ceremonies j away Club in Scarsdale. The in- person of the opposite sex." Dr. writing appears in Catholic dioce- the Campus Center on Mar. Drogheo has the role of Sharp- , duction climaxed a two-met san newspapers throughout the Sheed compared these people to less. Lieutenant Pinkerton Is j 10- Fordham Club alumni and the pledge period for the juniors and a person who barely puts his lips country. In addition he and his j portrayed by Dominic Capalbo. I senior members attended a recep- extensive screening and later- to one glass of beer and then runs wife are co-publishers oT "Sheed The director of the opera Is Wal- j tion for the new members follow- view procedures by the admissions to another. Such people live off and Ward" publishing company. ter Cataldi-Tassone. , ing the ceremonies. The first joint committee of the Club. the froth of the beer so to speak. Marriage is Relationship Dr. Sheed says the thought th^t "marriage is a contract" has been the cause of much difficulty. Marriage, he says, is a relation- •'/'•• 1" 'A ifi I refreshes your taste ship following upon a contract. The contract is an agreement made by two people who are free —§il-§g&§Olf every puff and capable to make it. A mar- riage can only be nullified if a rclhtior was not brought into be- ing by God. This would be the re- sult of a defective contract such as one that was not made freely by the couple. Although Dr. Sheed contends that he is merely "a business man
Several Fordham faculty mem- bers have recently published works relative to their own fields. pr. John Martin, assistant prof- essor of sociology, has written a book entitled "Juvenile Vandal- ism," published by Charles C. Tho- mas. Dr. Michael Cefola, Rev. Geor- ge! C. Gagnon, Miss Paulette Ham- way and Dr. Bartholomew Nagy, • department of chemistry, had a ! paper published in the January- February 1961 issue o,f Geoche- micaet Cosmochemica Acta, en- titled "Separation of n-octade- cane-1-614 from Asphaltic Mix- tures by Elution Chromatogra- phy." Psychology and Law Dr. Alexander A. Schneiders, professor of psychology and di- lector of Psychological Services, • lias contributed a chapter to the lecently published "Catholic Book- man's Guide" edited by Sister ' Mary Regis, I.H.M., and publish- I cd by the Hawthorne Press. The . chapter is entitled, "Catholic Lit- erature in Psychology und Psych- iatry." Professor of taw Qeovge Ba- (Z/pa/?r...7fc Jftwgfi%
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He resigned his ficials and coaches at the Stockholm Restaurant in the Hotel 1961-62 season. post in order to devote more IStoey to show the loop's appre- In assuming the captain's time to his private law prac- jation for Coffey's past services reigns, Greco will succeed Ed Ad- tice n its behalf • amec, who took over from Pete CofffS'i who retired as Ford- Mengronc when the latter reined J/1 Questioned last week on his stay um's athletic director in 1958, earlier this season. The post is '* IIPIP at Fordham, Keane stated Its one of the founders of the more important than most cap- that lie enjoyed working on Rose jet circuit. Now 73 years old, taincies, since the Ram pinmen Hill He added that his relations tack lias spent the last few years do not have a coach. with the administration and the athletic office were at all times is a director of the Catholic High One of the mainstays of this most cordial. ichool Athletic Association's sport year's so-so Ram keglers, Greco irogram. sports a league-high individual He especially emphasized the Also present at the affair were game of 2G5 in the nine-team fact that the boys he had to work iVU's popular baseball mentoi, New York division of the Eastern with were a "good, well-rounded, lil' McCarthy. McCarthy stated Collegiate Bowling Congress. 1 usthng ball club." He was pleas* td he said, with the way the store the luncheon that "it Greco, an alumnus of Mt. St | toldn't happen to a nicer guy." team welded itself together as the Michael's in the Bronx, docs most season progressed. "They learned 'ordham's incumbent baseball of his non-collegiate bowling at Ralph Greco to play as a team," he stated. each. Dan Einaldo, was also on the Gun Hill Lanes. Last year he Keane had special praise for Jim nd to pay Goffey tribute. represented the Bronx in the In- Sunday, Fordham defeated Hunt- Ex-liascball Coach Jack Coffey Manhardt, the team's star. "He dividual Match Game Champion- er 25G3-2257. Ralph Greco had should go far," the coach pre* Three years of retirement has j lie graduated in 1910. He grad- ships at Syracuse. high series for the Rams with 2 dieted. lot obliterated Jack Coffey's name I uated from the Law School in Win Eight Games 510, while Kevin O'Connor rolled n the memory of Fordham. The II 1925. Meanwhile, in alley action, the a 518. Mike Green paced the Inmrsity's present baseball field He coached Fordham baseball Ram keglers have rolled their way Hawks with a 522 three game to- AN UNPAID s named after Jack. I teams for 40 years 11910, 1912- to eight wins in nine games these tal. Coffey began coaching baseball | 1913, 1022-1958), and developed last three weeks. Paced by Ed TESTIMONIAL : Fordham on a full time basis such stars as Hank Borowy, John- Adamec, Ralph Greco and Kevin The previous week the Ram it 1922. Four years later he added ny Murphy, Babe Young and Bob bowlers had their best games of he title by which he is still well Cooney. O'Connor, the bowlers have regis- the year, trouncing Cooper Union, nown—that of Graduate Man- Coffey played for the Boston tered triumphs over Hunter, Coop- 2650-2549. Taking two out of three ger of Athletics. He retired from Red Sox 'the Boston Braves' and er Union and New York Tech. games, Fordham was led by oth posts late in 1958. the Detroit Tigers during his short These wins came too late in the Ralph Greco's 581, Kevin O'Con- Prior to liis career at Fordham, but interesting major league reason, however, to enable the pin- nor's 565, and Ed Adamec's 554. toffey spent 15 years playing: ant) career. He also spent many ye.irs men to climb higher in the East- Paul Binnnerman was the Engi- caching professional baseball. His in the minor leagues, mostly as a ern Bowling League standings. neers' top scorer with a 563, fol- fBe days were at Fordham, and \ utility infielder. The Rams are submerged in sev- lowed by Prank Bradley's 534. -icGovern to GOOD COURSE to take is the one 'lay Here in that leads to the King of Beers. ill-Star Game Next time you're away from Richard the Lion-Hearted says: The Fordham gymnasium be the site of a basket- the books, enjoy a refreshing glass of same next Saturday 1 UIDUlfi 'Wch will probably involve | puuu stars lhau have played i" the Rose Hill hardwood in Jens The occasion will be gjii CYO charity all-star case p^l i to be held here on Satur- -*1 \Wil 8. l_ hniilvhie: contingents of Cath- J)i( uillege stars who reside in tile gniliopolitan area, (he game, un- #P1 tlu auspices of the "Catholic * lolinny Bach-coached aggrega- 6w°n fiom Manhattan and the support -Br
Tavern-on-the-Green PROGRAMMING & SYSTEMS Institute 45 West 35th Street. New York City . BRyant 9-3754 BRANCH: 1404 New York Ave., N. W. Washington 5, D.C Ldnesday, March 29, 1961 THE FORDH'AM R A M Page 15 BASEBALL poking 'Em Over SCHEDULE Maroon Sailors Nipped April 1 Hofstra College .7 Home By Georgetown in Opener I Ethics Shaving ! 4 Kew York University ...Home By DAN SHEDKICK to sail to first place in the spe- 8 St. John's University .... Away By FRANK KEYSEN cial sailoff. . 12 Brooklyn College Away Paced by frosh ace Jim Col- The integrity of college sports has never been in a more gan. the Fordham sailing Colyan Stars ; • promising position than it is today. From football to soc- 15 Manhattan College ....Home team narrowly missed taking- Although Fordham and George-' baskctball to fencing, a complete obsolescence of ethics 18 Wagner College Home first place laurels in the tenth town were tin; schools which fin- ls to have set in on many college campuses. Fixing or, if 19 Princeton University ... Away I annual Jesuit Regatta last ished strongest, sailing teams also ton prefer, "point-shaving," is only a natural outgrowth of %% City College of N.Y Home : weekend. The Rum mariners represented St. Joseph's and" Bie of the most hypocritical situations that has ever existed 20 Hofstra College Away I dropped their first regatta of Xavier of Ohio. '•' ; field of athletics. 29 New York University -Away the season to host Georgetown Jim Colyan, the hU; cog in Ford- ham's second place effort, garner-'' No matter how many schools are even- May in a special "sailoff." ed a first and two second places. tually implicated in the latest renewal of 1 Yale University ...' Away I Fordham and Georgetown were Maneuverim: well in the calm Po- : grab-bag activities among campus basketball 2 St. John's University... .Home | tied for first place at the close tomac waters, Colgan raced-, idols, the real problem will remain unsolved. (i Brooklyn College ..Home I of regular competition. against a Hoya veteran in the roi the very people who are doing the sleuth- 10 Manhattan College ....'Away j Racing at the host's marina on sailoff. Taking an early lead, Jim ing, the coaches and athletic directors, are, 13 Wagner College Away the Potomac River in Washing- was outdistanced as the boats neared the finish. < m many cases/ the ones who should be 15 Columbia University .. .Away I ton, the Pordham team of Mike 1G City College of N. Y Away I Carr and Dave McCarthy wa Looking- to the future, Com- I detected. The same Pharisees who publicly 1 ! IS Army Away overtaken in the last regular race, modore Mike Can- feels that the abhor the presence of gamblers and even June (possibility) as the Hoyas tied for the trophy, team will avenge their defeat at •oub tiom professional teams at their games would more 9-15 NCAA World Series Georgetown, riding the crest of i Georgetown when they race in the. •alistically aim their darts at themselves, were they not at Omaha, Nebraska .Away its late surge, had enough steam i MAISA Regatta two weeks hence. .incled by their Oedipus-like rationalization. "Easy Money Theory" A high-grade athlete (or is it moron?) in a major college in a series of polls conducted by L*M ,ort can earn as much as $5,000 during- his four year career 2 student representatives throughout the nation. the current "easy money" theory operative at many [ports factories. And you don't need brains or character to iter these-schools, provided your hands are as flexible with basketball or a football as they are with a buck. One well-known midwestern university has a convicted r thief moving in to play freshman basketball next year. Of nrse, in the words of that school's athletic director, "He's formed." An eastern college of better than average basketball tat me doesn't mention It's number one star's 85 IQ when it mcls out press blurbs about his 20 ppg average. The administrators of a third college cage foundry are 'orklng overtime trying to hush-up the extracurricular, ex- a-moral affairs of their pride and joy All-America. These are only a few instances of what is transpiring in ie current gold rush. But the cutest gimmick we've heard is the school that donates "a $1,000 per year boarding sti- nd to the local athlete who lives at home. Add to this an initial spending money wad of $250 for keeping statistics, nswering telephones or performing sjme other laborious Light Up an If M, and answer isks and you've got enough to pay your son's tuition some- these questions. Then compare your ay in the event he's not as handy with his hands as you were. answers with 1,383 other college Minor Evils students (at bottom of page). Compounding the college disgrace is the situation on the linor sports level. If you thought the NCAA's basketball Do you believe that most girls go to college to get a dicing was ineffectual when the latest pick-pocketing was Question #1: waled, then hear this! higher education or to find a husband? Two years ago, a local soccer team employed a profes- •Answer :• Get higher education Find a husband _ !onal goalie in a game against Fordham. Almost every week- Mi, many college soccer, fencing, tennis, and bowling teams Question #2: Which do you feel is most important as a personal goal lamong others) are esoterically revising rules that prohibit for you in your career? (CHECK ONE) •gh school, freshmen, and graduate students from college Answer: . Security of income . Quick promotion :— •arsity sports. Job satisfaction Whether compelled by an urgency to win or by a desire * FameJ Money Recognition of talent 1 hold their jobs at the helm of understaffed teams, certain aches have completely ignored the rudiments of fair play. Question #3: Do you feel reading requirements are too heavy in your seems rather incongruous for the college philosophy or present courses? •eology professor to try to foster a devotion to ethics among Answer:. Yes No No opinion students, when the school's coaches are preaching a con- adictory doctrine. Question #4: If you are a filter cigarette smoker, which do you think Thus, while we do not believe that intercollegiate sports contributes more to your smoking- pleasure? for that matter, athletic scholarships should be abolished tact, Fordham could use a few more or these), we are Answer: Quality of filter_ Quality of tobacco-! ually convinced that college administrators must reappraise Both contribute cqually- en current practices in the sporting- world before the on- t of rigor mortis. Until they do, "college sports integrity" " remain a contradiction in terms.
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Fabulous Rhythm Riders atoue r 10° co"eB6s and THE FORDHAM RAM ^Wednesday, March 29, |J Page 16 Last Minute Doles Insure Woods Slated As Rowers9 Trip to Florida Top Ram Hurler The Fordham University crew is down in Florida today, eagerly prepping By ROGER IIACKETT (Bob Cavanaugh, the only • for this Saturday's initial regatta against Jacksonville and Marietta. That they "Woods and three days of paw hurler. Cav, who a utility infielder last season" • are down there at all is due to the successful last minute maneuvers of crew rain." This maxim might well his only hill start to Yale'l •eoach Jack Sulger and the parents and members of the Fordham rowing team j be the ticket that helps me Anton and Ed Kata, a MlrT Threatened last week with cancellation of their long-planned two week row- Fordham baseball squad im- sophs, round out tin staff. and-study sojourn to the Sunshine State, the Fordhadh m crew reacted quicklikyl £ VT^ K" The Ram forte this S(>ason and enthusiastically to the ••— i Challenge Which faced them. Tamppa and Florida Southern. The other $2,000 '$1,700 for a bus, $150 Three Ail-Stars Lacking $400 of the $2,000 for a truck, and $150 for gas and needed to finance rordhum's oil) is being fouled by Fordham. share of the excursion, Coach ' Left Monday Head Freshman • Sulger and varsity crew cap- With the hullabaloo about tain Brian Gibbons obtained finances behind them, 30 happy from President-elect Pat Lennon Ram rowers left at 8 a.m. this Pitching Corps • «f the College Student Govern- Monday on a Florida-bound Grey- | Pitching, the one depart- ment a $200 S.G. loan last hound bus. The contingent, under ment that made a losing team • Wednesday. Sulger and Gibbons the watchful eye of their moder- of last year's freshman base- also were able (o draw $200 from ator, Father Herbert Rogers, S.J., •next year's crew budget, thus ac- ballers, is expected to carry • cumulating the desired $400. : this season's yearling edition These two moves insured the suc- a long way in the Met Base- cess of the trip. ball Conference, according to A total of §1,600 had been i.nsul •\>y the crew themselves as of last coach Ed Lata. r • Wednesday, mostly from eo;if ilm- Returning for his second season lions by crew members, parents of in command of the Ramlets, Lata the rowers, the NY AC, crew alum- ni, and a crew-sponsored social was greeted by 35 candidates at •It was only when the crew found tile opening of practice last Tues- I themselves "short" $100 that BIG FOUR: Four players expected to bear brunt of varsity hil| da\ in the gymnasium. Included duties arc (L to Kl: Don Woods, Bill Anton, Larry Torokcr ami Snlger and Gibbons approached in the group were three high •Lennon and Father Yanitelli. Ed Kata. school all-star moundsmeii: Paul As Ram coach Danny Rin- be hitting-, ifflnaldn asserts. A (rj Questioned last Saturday night Hurrell of LaSalle Academy, Steve of veteran senior outfielders ' about the whole situation, Coach aldo looked over his roster the Ryan from Tolentine and Jerry | otner dayi nc announced that he lead the Fordham attaek-Bl Bulger stated that he is reallj Haberman, Tom Harrington ss[ 'Happy the trip is taking: place after Mackin of Pope Pius High in Jer- 1 nas oniy one starting pitcher re- se Dick Pollard. all. "A great deal of credit must V' ! turning from last year's mound Haberman .the left fielder, tot ©o to the team members and their Five Cagers Try Out corps-Don Woods. parents," he stated. "Without the Met League batting crow Jack Sulger Woods, a slight sensation as a their enthusiasm, and even more Southpaw Hurrell is no stranger I sophomore last year, earned a 5-3jlast year with a .420 average. KiJ important, their generous contri- to Coffey Field. Last spring he I Met League mark, striking- out 40 a long ball hitter, Bill is a "conj reached Jacksonville yesterday hurled two shutouts here to pace I and posting a 3.19 earned run sistent player," according to Rinl butions, the trip would never have morning. •taken place." his LaSalle team to the CHSAA I average. His performance merited aldo. Haberman's brand of conl Coach Sulger left five hours baseball title. ! an honorable mention on the sistency landed him on the Al| Sulger also expressed sincere earlier than the team Monday ! Metropolitan Baseball League's Met team last June. .gratitude to thc Administration morning. He traveled, in "Thun- Mackin is one of five freshman Ia u_s(ar team Harrington will concentrate i and Student Government for their dersa," the team's truck, to in- basketball players who arc trying ' Woods, .Rinaldo stated, . will j right field, while Pollard will tail part in raising the necessary sure that the two eight-oared their hands on thc diamond. The | carry the burden of the team's j charge of center. funds. shells, 27 oars, the team's coach- ! pitchingcho7esthrs Pr Murray, Tony Grzrwacz and Ed pltehfngl Armenio Only Backsiop Before it is over, the two week ing launch, and one outboard Tlle motor got down to the Land of . , roster lists three other hurlers, | catching department finoj jaunt will cost about $5,000. Of ollI the Ram s nl (his sum, approximately $3,000 Promise intact. He also arrived Lata doesn't know much else >' Woods can boast of any de-1 _ ° S'_ skinjleerj. Sand? worth of room and board In Flor- yesterday morning in Jackson- about his team yet, but he says,jBrce oi starting experience. Con-1 haired Tony Armenio will I»i ida is being defrayed by (lie host ville. sequently, he will probably start to remain healthy ,as lie is "Give us Hie kind ol hitting we only backstop on the squad. Clt schools — Jacksonville, Rollins, (Continued on Page 11) had last year, and we'll go places." in this Saturday's league opener against Hofstra here at Coffey ing this situation as typical of i good section of the team, Rinaldi Field. 1 Hitting Uam Forte pointed out that other depart If Rinaldo doesn't get this three ments also have their problems, •Third base and short will *« days of rain often this season, 1 Larry Toroker, the number two up for grabs," the coach said The hot corner, manned moundsman, will see plenty of , , action Althoi.Rh he had no won: Chubby Welborn last yea., will sol and lost record, Toroker saved a to either Bob Lawry or Fred| couple of Rani wins with clutch O'Connor, a junior who split *'•_ By SALIM BALADY Lions were allowed to crouch in relief work last season. time last season between third| According to authoritative sources, the dugouts on Jack front of their inundated dugout and right field. This year, however, Toroker JI Coffey field have been repaired and, as of yesierday, have as they were doing during Gar- will be used as a. starter, as will (Continued on Pa/re 1 ;1ieen hidden by a new coat of tarp. If the dugouts have been rity's fly-chasing episode. repaired, it is apparent that the repairs need repairing. Plight Disguised Scorned by local baseball coaches as being unfit for hu- An examination of the dugouts man habitation, the piteous collection of knotty boards and today would reveal one or two trods End 164\ rusty nails referred to by the Fordham Physical Plant as new boards nailed to crochely old dugouts has long been a serious• I supports and bordered on every impediment to baseball at Ford- {umpire, already an honest man,'side bJ' warped, split and peelin ham. i suddenly became a shocked man.iold plnnks. The lack of a single A classic pxample of the mis-! The bottom of thc dugout was i sealed scam between the wood plays brought about by. the sad! flooded with several inches of iath on either durout adds to ! Hams still had another engaE'*! state of the dugouts occurred in \ stagnant water. The bench itself, tlleil' incongruous appearance. The Fordham rifle team, led mont iu the National Rifle - last year's was laden with all sorts of debris '. The decadence of the exteriors ciation Tournament at KM'I Fordham-Columbia Conroy, Point the next day. However, Co»*| name. ranging from mud to splinters., of these "wireles., chicken-hous- in five A Columbia batter popped a high In short ,it was a disgrace. roy was Fordham's only medal».| is surpassed only by the squa- years with a blazing triumph as lie bullseyecl a 287. foul toward the visitors' side, j At that time, bystanders sug-1'^ found within them in a triangular battle here last Fordham catcher Andy Garrity, Bested that Columbia players sit j The floorboards He'rotting Lose Fourth Place pursued the fast-descending pill in Friday night. Conroy trigger- Prior to last weekend, thel the roof of the wood-topped I a bed of decaying leaves and m let ii possible fourth-plnce W ed a career-high of 2815, as ,,-L » ^UMH^ »"> •—•- trlggti ; are the Ram snipers picked off Met finish slip through• tlie-icil r _,„„trie , League foes Port Schuyler am CW fingers on March 18. droPPM,'| the floorboards Post and raised their fCC to make the play. Loud accusa-ioivn weight, appeared utterly in- are rotting and splintering. Bits final recon! iriancular encounter to s " tions of interference erupted from I capable of supporting the Colum- to 16-4. place St. John's and their ai and pieces of the endlesensss patcpatchh- tiie Fordham bench. The umpire, I bians. work done o th d Coach Al Lillie's ramrods fired Jesuit rivals, fourth-P_lace St. »^| work done on the dugout roofs are a 1398, their second hi<;li,..s| scoiv ci *L moved by the home team's dis- Status Quo Maintained loos._e and „a.t the mercy of any U'v's. Tlie victorious comfiture, ordered the Columbia It was also suggested that nl' I strong wind, in five years, to far ouldistano- f'd a M3G, to 1408 by St. players, all of whom were sitting but the Columbia starting nine in i« -» Schuyier's 1364 llnd C\V tVil's iind 1393 by Fordham. , . before their dugout, into the coop- j take seats in the stands. The f. of Cof- 1325. The triumph i,i.-:..-iv,(l \Villi:tins was the ramrods ey Field" looks like the offspring utl like structure. j starters, it was advised, would re- Fordham's fifth plncr :;t:!rf|;,,n j,, ,'rnn-rin (lie losinff effort, S5 of false economy. Having been thc 20-tcam Met, loop. 1 Lions Protest j main in the field or, during the repaired to no apparent avail, the in?: out ;i 'iBl. Conroy, Galas" At this point, the Lions pro- j Lions' time at bat, station them- dugouts now seem too expensive Following Comoy in the sroi-- Hill linuixhlifthty all accumulut"• I tested. Asking the ump to inspect J selves behind their foul line. This to replace. ing column H.-1I cuiiuts, ,vhil<> ISri.-in flWll*\ their quarters, they referred him [ proposal was spurned on the With a 280 score, Williams" with finished nl 275. to the interior of their RAM- Dated and decaying, the Cof- 279, Hank Galasso with 27fi grounds of Its impracticality. fey Field dugouts will again take anil Tho Rams fired ngalnst w fihackle abode. Denny Hmutian wit]l ;,7^ \ mite in the persons of St. J° ^ Surveying what lay therein, the status quo. The 1,nolch " 1 Lucas and Ken Wesscls »"" I this spring. the on league play 1 , (Continued on Page I' the thl