wa-ry TIHE CUll T ANI) LENN~ IKfPA VITZl In a survey conducted by SUB's marketing department last semester in which a random sampling of Notre Dame students were asked which bands SUB might bring to campus, the following results were reported:

Response Rate: 21.6%

How did The Cult and Lenny Kravitz place? Tied for second out of 12 choices given.

How were The Cult and Lenny Kravitz selected? 1) Financial constraints or 2) unaccepted bids of other bands.

WIH~ !iUWIE MANDEll In a similar survey conducted for comedians, the following results were reported:

Response rate: 25%

How did Howie Mandel do? One of top 2 choices out of 6 provided.

More information to support Howie: Howie Mandel Sold out (3300 tickets) at the Star Plaza February 21, 1992 at $20 per ticket.

The Student Union Board decided to publish this page in response to the criticisms the Board has been subject to in recent weeks. SUB does not plan any event without carefully considering whether or not the student body will support it. In the Board's defense. a few other things to note are:

1) Regardless of the event. SUB always goes for a breakeven/loss in order to provide the lowest possible ticket price for the student body.

2) In the past. SUB has been criticized by the student body for not bringing in any big name entertainers. We tried to change that this year. based upon input we gathered from the students.

3) SUB is at the will of the entertainer as far as dates are concerned. Furthermore. just because SUB wants an entertainer does not mean that they are 1)available. and 2)interested in coming to Notre Dame.

In closing, we regret that The Cult and Lenny Kravitz did not go over the way we had planned. However, we would like you to consider other events SUB has done/will do this year, including:

SUB movies Sleeping Beauty Ballet The BoDeans Collegiate Jazz Festival Material Issue Joe Clark Sophomore Literary Festival Panama City Trip AnTostal Casino Night Michigan Football ticket raffle Fall Mall Michigan City Trip Bookstore Basketball Danny Glover

,. On btil1 ~~he ~t~dent unio~ ( cp, J~w\t ( . ~ ~ vJ ~n'n amsa Board Manager Beth Wittman, Director of Programming

STUDENT UNION BOARD ONTENT Attention: SCHOLASTIC Student Clubs NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ENTERTAINMENT 4 Out of Bounds and Organizations Basic Instinct 5 What's In a NAZZ? 6 WSND NEWS 7 Inquiry, Community and Belief Scholastic is again sending out a CAMPUS LIFE ~~~ 9 Try EMT special summer issue to all the 11 A South African Perspective SPORTS new, incoming freshmen 14· A Rocky Road to the NCAA . Tourney 18 On The Brink 19 Ready to Row DEPARTMENTS If you are interested in advertising in this issue 2 Editor's Notes please contact Karen Riley at 239-7569 or stop by 3 CampusWatch the Scholastic office, 303 LaFortune. Office 16 Coming Distractions . 21 On Other Campuses hours are 2:00 - 5:00 p.m., Monday - Friday. 22 SPYExtra 23 Week In Distortion 24 GlancingBack 27 Final Words Let those freshmen know you are out there - advertise in Scholastic! Cover photo by Marl Okuda. . MARCH 26, 1992 :~ ONTENT Attention: SCHOLASTIC Student Clubs NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ENTERTAINMENT 4 Out of Bounds and Organizations Basic Instinct 5 What's In a NAZZ? 6 WSND NEWS 7 Inquiry, Community and Belief Scholastic is again sending out a CAMPUS LIFE ~~~ 9 Try EMT special summer issue to all the 11 A South African Perspective SPORTS new, incoming freshmen 14· A Rocky Road to the NCAA . Tourney 18 On The Brink 19 Ready to Row DEPARTMENTS If you are interested in advertising in this issue 2 Editor's Notes please contact Karen Riley at 239-7569 or stop by 3 CampusWatch the Scholastic office, 303 LaFortune. Office 16 Coming Distractions . 21 On Other Campuses hours are 2:00 - 5:00 p.m., Monday - Friday. 22 SPYExtra 23 Week In Distortion 24 GlancingBack 27 Final Words Let those freshmen know you are out there - advertise in Scholastic! Cover photo by Marl Okuda. . MARCH 26, 1992 :~ <.

R'S NEWS COMMENTARY New Faces In This Issue

Ifyou look to the stafflist at the left, you will This week Managing Editor Margaret notice an abundance of new names. This Kenny tells us about the first Notre Dame issue is the flrst Scholastic produced by the Award which was presented to former Presi­ 1992-'93 Scholastic staff. dent Jimmy Carter and his wife Rosalynn. In As we incorparate the ideas and sugges­ Entertainment, editor Brad Keck introduces tions of the new staff members, we'd like to his new column "Out of Bounds," which hear your input too. With the unfortunate takes a look at the local entertainment scene. Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo passing of Mr. Manners, weare now printing Colin Fleming reviews the movie Basic In­ clips from Spy magazine dispatch. Also, in stinct. Former Entertainment Editor Liz Entertainment, we are printing a new pre­ Graner looks at the NAZZ music competi­ view column of events in the South Bend! tion which took place last weekend and March Is Here Chicago area. Copy Editor Chris Blanford fills us in on monly known as the Let us know what you think. Call us at WSND after their first "Fine Arts Fund" Well CampusWatchers, spring is here-or "dogbook." Appar­ 239-7569 an tell us your comments, com­ concert. is it? The Gipper is somewhat concerned ently, members of the plaints or compliments. Also, if you are In Campus Life, Heidi Toboni reports on that Friday, March 20, was the first day of Saint Mary's commu­ interested in writing, we love to hear from the new Emergency Medical Technian spring and Notre Dame received four inches nity feel this is not a nec­ you. course offered this semester at the Rockne of snow. But, Rollerbladers, have no fear­ essary publication be­ .- Next week, look for our annual April Memorial. Also, Audrey Rutherford speaks the sidewalks should beclearenough for you cause it does not pro­ Fool's issue, Sarcastic. Former Editor in with Professor Walshe about the current to skate and "as soon as the temperature mote a positive image. ChiefIan Mitchell will entertain us with one situation in South Africa. breaks freezing everyone can dig their shorts The Gipper feels that the last issue. The next regular issue of Scho­ In Sports, Senior Staff Writer Amanda out. In the meantime, the Gipper and his dogbook plays a signifi­ lastic will be April 9. Clinton takes a look at the women's bas­ fellow CampusWatchers have been hard at cant role at both cam­ ketball season. Writer E. Rommel Nash work over break. puses. Here are just Calling All Photographers reports on the Rugby team as it heads into its some of the many alter­ spring season and Dave Reeder tells us about Lacking In Confidence? native uses for the dogbook: Do you like to snap pictures or work in the the spring Crew season. The Gipper Is Still Missing darkroom? If so, Scholastic will be holding The regular Departments columns appear, If you read that other publication's account 1. The dogbook comes in handy when you an interest meeting for all current photogra­ including "On Other Campuses," "Week In of the last faculty senate meeting, you don't are furiously.rummaging through it to flnd Apparently, with spring break and no issue phers as well as new photograpers. The Distortion" and "Coming Distractions." know everything that happened. So now, that smart person in your government class of Scholastic last week, CampusWatchers meeting will be Wednesday, April 1 at 7 Also, the new SPY dispatch column appears. courtesy of one informed CampusWatcher, that takes great notes. have forgotten that the Gipper is still soul­ p.m. in the Scholastic offIce, 303 LaFortune. You will notice that this week there are here's ... the rest of the story. It seems the 2. You can always take pictures of the hot searching. If you think you may be the next If you are unable to attend the meeting, two "Final Word" columns. In the flrst one, faculty senate is less than pleased with our people in the dogbook and blow them up to Gipper, let us know! Submit three sample please call Nick Spangler at 239-7569. student body president and vice president own beloved university president Edward poster size to decorate your dorm room. CampusWatch items to Scholastic. The Greg Butrusand Molly O'Neill share their Aloysius "Hocker Head" Malloy. In fact, 3. After cutting them out and placing the items must be true, and all submissions be­ plans for the upcoming year, and, following they're upset to the point that they've pro­ photos in your wallet, you can show your come the property of Scholastic. However, that, their predeccesors look back on their posed a vote of no confidence in the prez. friends at home your "signifIcant other" at remember not to tell your friends - the year in offIce. The facuIty has tabled the resolution until its Notre Dame. identity of the Gipper must be a secret. Drop next meeting, and the resolution's passage 4. Security should consider using the your submissions by the Scholastic offIce in Patricia Doyle would have no practical effect, but its ap­ dogbook mugshots to identify the infamous a sealed envelope marked as letters to the Editor in Chief proval would be a clear- sign that the pro­ blue jogger. editor on the outside. If chosen, you will be fessors atNotre Dame are upset with the way 5. By senior year, these photos from fresh­ the Gipper for the next year. However, Monk is running the university. Faculty man year make great blackmail material. losing candidates will not be notified. members have co~plained about tenure Like, "If you don't write this paper for me, decisions and bureaucratic appointments I'm going to show that babe/stud that you CampusWatchers . . Scholllslie is rn

R'S NEWS COMMENTARY New Faces In This Issue

Ifyou look to the stafflist at the left, you will This week Managing Editor Margaret notice an abundance of new names. This Kenny tells us about the first Notre Dame issue is the flrst Scholastic produced by the Award which was presented to former Presi­ 1992-'93 Scholastic staff. dent Jimmy Carter and his wife Rosalynn. In As we incorparate the ideas and sugges­ Entertainment, editor Brad Keck introduces tions of the new staff members, we'd like to his new column "Out of Bounds," which hear your input too. With the unfortunate takes a look at the local entertainment scene. Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo passing of Mr. Manners, weare now printing Colin Fleming reviews the movie Basic In­ clips from Spy magazine dispatch. Also, in stinct. Former Entertainment Editor Liz Entertainment, we are printing a new pre­ Graner looks at the NAZZ music competi­ view column of events in the South Bend! tion which took place last weekend and March Is Here Chicago area. Copy Editor Chris Blanford fills us in on monly known as the Let us know what you think. Call us at WSND after their first "Fine Arts Fund" Well CampusWatchers, spring is here-or "dogbook." Appar­ 239-7569 an tell us your comments, com­ concert. is it? The Gipper is somewhat concerned ently, members of the plaints or compliments. Also, if you are In Campus Life, Heidi Toboni reports on that Friday, March 20, was the first day of Saint Mary's commu­ interested in writing, we love to hear from the new Emergency Medical Technian spring and Notre Dame received four inches nity feel this is not a nec­ you. course offered this semester at the Rockne of snow. But, Rollerbladers, have no fear­ essary publication be­ .- Next week, look for our annual April Memorial. Also, Audrey Rutherford speaks the sidewalks should beclearenough for you cause it does not pro­ Fool's issue, Sarcastic. Former Editor in with Professor Walshe about the current to skate and "as soon as the temperature mote a positive image. ChiefIan Mitchell will entertain us with one situation in South Africa. breaks freezing everyone can dig their shorts The Gipper feels that the last issue. The next regular issue of Scho­ In Sports, Senior Staff Writer Amanda out. In the meantime, the Gipper and his dogbook plays a signifi­ lastic will be April 9. Clinton takes a look at the women's bas­ fellow CampusWatchers have been hard at cant role at both cam­ ketball season. Writer E. Rommel Nash work over break. puses. Here are just Calling All Photographers reports on the Rugby team as it heads into its some of the many alter­ spring season and Dave Reeder tells us about Lacking In Confidence? native uses for the dogbook: Do you like to snap pictures or work in the the spring Crew season. The Gipper Is Still Missing darkroom? If so, Scholastic will be holding The regular Departments columns appear, If you read that other publication's account 1. The dogbook comes in handy when you an interest meeting for all current photogra­ including "On Other Campuses," "Week In of the last faculty senate meeting, you don't are furiously.rummaging through it to flnd Apparently, with spring break and no issue phers as well as new photograpers. The Distortion" and "Coming Distractions." know everything that happened. So now, that smart person in your government class of Scholastic last week, CampusWatchers meeting will be Wednesday, April 1 at 7 Also, the new SPY dispatch column appears. courtesy of one informed CampusWatcher, that takes great notes. have forgotten that the Gipper is still soul­ p.m. in the Scholastic offIce, 303 LaFortune. You will notice that this week there are here's ... the rest of the story. It seems the 2. You can always take pictures of the hot searching. If you think you may be the next If you are unable to attend the meeting, two "Final Word" columns. In the flrst one, faculty senate is less than pleased with our people in the dogbook and blow them up to Gipper, let us know! Submit three sample please call Nick Spangler at 239-7569. student body president and vice president own beloved university president Edward poster size to decorate your dorm room. CampusWatch items to Scholastic. The Greg Butrusand Molly O'Neill share their Aloysius "Hocker Head" Malloy. In fact, 3. After cutting them out and placing the items must be true, and all submissions be­ plans for the upcoming year, and, following they're upset to the point that they've pro­ photos in your wallet, you can show your come the property of Scholastic. However, that, their predeccesors look back on their posed a vote of no confidence in the prez. friends at home your "signifIcant other" at remember not to tell your friends - the year in offIce. The facuIty has tabled the resolution until its Notre Dame. identity of the Gipper must be a secret. Drop next meeting, and the resolution's passage 4. Security should consider using the your submissions by the Scholastic offIce in Patricia Doyle would have no practical effect, but its ap­ dogbook mugshots to identify the infamous a sealed envelope marked as letters to the Editor in Chief proval would be a clear- sign that the pro­ blue jogger. editor on the outside. If chosen, you will be fessors atNotre Dame are upset with the way 5. By senior year, these photos from fresh­ the Gipper for the next year. However, Monk is running the university. Faculty man year make great blackmail material. losing candidates will not be notified. members have co~plained about tenure Like, "If you don't write this paper for me, decisions and bureaucratic appointments I'm going to show that babe/stud that you CampusWatchers . . Scholllslie is rn

ENTERT AINMENT

": W'hl: 011 too I}, S: ·11 nl: 011 ., I by Elizabeth Graner his past Saturday night, the University Absolute genius, that Muller kid. Ruben plans to visit there soon might want to keep T of Notre Dame'sNAZZ '92 graced the Kinkaid, whose namesake is none other than By J. Bradley Keck in mind the new production of Tennessee ugliness of Stepan Center with 24 bands of NAZZ? the "Partridge Family" manager, featured n the land of Siberian-like isolation (read Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire" star­ various genre and abilities and attracted the nast who gave us a taste of his humor with his Pete McGillicuddy and Matt Taylor rap­ I "Notre Dame"), I find myself wondering ring Alec Baldwin and Jessica Lange that largest and most enthusiastic crowd ever ... performance. Finally, the Metha-tones, fea­ ping, dancing like Milli Vanilli and wearing what is going on in the world west of St. opens on April 12 at the Barrymore Theater. well, at least in Notre Dame's musical his­ turing graduate student John-Paul Checkett polyester. Nine Country Fried Chickens Mary's and east ofJuniperroad. I know that At least it should interesting to see these two tory. It was definitely the best turnout for and 1991 Notre Dame graduate Brad came out dressed in the latest in West Vir­ somewhere close by is a 7-11 and, hold on, big name actors live and on stag'e. Advance any NAZZ, as noted by SUB officials and Bamhorst (wearing the best guitar strap of ginia fashion and greeted the audience with a McDonalds. On days when the wind has reviews have also been positive. ~ veteran NAZZ-goers. The crowd's efforts the night which resembled a coat of mail) their overall strangeness. Oatmeal is seniors died and the odor of ethanol is not too heavy, to brave the beautiful Midwestern spring roused the dancing Domers with The Velvet Jim Doppke and Jeff Jotz, who brought the I get the sensation that there may even be a weather on this particular evening were also Underground's "Heroin" and "Foggy No- minimalist, jangly "Love Rock" revolution movie theater not far away. Other than the tration that occurs from the suppression of not in vain. The to Notre Dame; they occasional well-publicized and scheduled malicious instincts. The relationship is a bands were (some­ even covered ELO's S.U.B. concert (O.K., so mid-term week was bizarre one, incorporating elements ofbi­ times) diverse and "Do Ya" - come on, not the best choice to pencil in a laugh with sexuality and sexual violence. Both of (relatively) tal­ we all had babysitters Howie MandeL), I forget that there are which seem confusing and destructive to­ ented, depending, who loved that song, things to do in this world. . BISIC '~~ll~~l wards establishing positive male/female of course, on the admit it. Well, now that I'm the new entertainment relations, yet are reflective of modem degree of your Other honorable editor here at Scholastic, ~ hope to use this sexual hysteria. spring semester mentions go to New Art by Colin Fleming space every week in order to compel myself Basic Instinct has been criticized by gay Domer grouchi­ Riot, Marracas to poke my head out from under my rock. ntense sex, bondage, an ice pick, a and lesbian activists for its portrayal of ness, but, overall, it Confusus and Then, after I get a clue, I'm going to let all I mirrored ceiling and a bloody murder homosexuals; The criticism's has some would be safe to KATHARSIS my readers in on a little secret which I like to open the film Basic Instinct. Directed by validity. Roxy (Leilani Savelle), Beth say thata good time KATHARSIS. New call "the world out there." It may not hold a Paul Verhoeven, Basic Instinct is a com­ Garner (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and was had by all. Art Riot, who only re­ candle to MTV's The Week in Rock or "Fat pletely modern murder-mystery-r.o­ Catherine are all either bisexual or homo­ In the musician­ cently started playing and Sm ug" ("Siskel and Ebert") but I'll try. mance, drawing on perversion and sexual sexual, and all of them are portrayed as ship category, a re­ together, did a great job tensions to create an instinctual sense of vindictive and potentially homicidal. This sounding "hats Saturday night. . ·For starters, Steve Miller is coming to the intrigue. treatment underscores further male/fe­ off" goes to Donned in the glam­ J.A.C.C. on April 16. Yes, that is Holy Catherine Trammel (Sharon Stone),.the male tensions as well as the public hostil­ DissFunktion, rock makeup and Thursday ,and yes, I'm sure that everyone is film's most interesting element, is a dia­ ity towards homosexual culture. Whether SMEAR, The dresses, they covered going to bag Easter and flock to the bolically seductive character. As the Verhoeven intends this message to reflect Prufrocks, Tony David Bowie's "Queen "Thunderdome," shaking it to its foundation prime suspect in the film's first murder, contemporary attit\1des or simply to Graffeo and the DissFunktion, winner of this years Nazz, brings the croud to their feet. Bitch" and the The New a~' we all did for The Cult. Catherine uses her ingenious charms and magnify the perverse nature of the film is Metha-tones. York Dolls' "Some- .This Saturday is a big day for guitar and powers of seduction to embarrass her in­ unclear, but it does keep the audience's DissFunktion, the evening's winners, who tion." thing Else." Marracas Confusus are a coun­ blues fans. B.B. King will be in concert at terrogators, at the same time challenging attention. not only showed that it wasn't mandatory to In the originality category, we salute try-ish ensemble with a (wow) real bass, a the Star Plaza in Chicago on Apri117-18. them to refuse her advances. A scene in Basic Instinct is more a film for enter­ cover U2this year, but also boasted a broad DissFunktion; Brian, Colin and Vince; violin and guitar. KATHARSIS Tickets go on sale at 10 a.m.for that show which Catherine combines a short skirt, tainment than for any kind of message or lineup of amazing musicians, including Ruben Kinkaid; Nine Country Fried Chick­ KATHARSIS are the authors of those ques­ and for Eric Clapton's May 13 show at the her long legs and not much else is the conclusion. The movie will affect every Jeremy Manier on a meoan bass and Irwin ens (The Bucket-Kickers?) and Oatmeal. tionable "Whoa, yeah, Heavy Metal" per­ Ros~mont Horizon. film's most powerful one, demonstrating member of the audience either instilling Fletcher and Chris Penn on vocals. Club 23- DissFunktion showed off some snazzy sonals in The Observer last week but were Patti LaBelle is also in concert tomorrow Catherine's ability to manipulate in­ intrigue, disgust Or a confusing combina­ playing regulars, SMEAR, along with gui­ clothes, covered Prince's "Housequake" and good musicians overall. The Generics and night at the Star Plaza. stincts. Instincts which can be both seduc­ tion. Although the plot is insensible, full tarist Joe Cannon sounded the best they ever had agood time, breaking with the trite norm Access Denied win approval for covering At the movies this Friday and Saturday, tive and repulsive simultaneously. of outlandish coincidences and excessive have: clangy, noisy and aggressive. Joe which some otherwise good musicians un­ Rush, as do XYZ Affair for covering Cheap Jungle Fever is playing at Cushing Audito­ Nick Curran ( Michael Douglas), a re­ violence, it does entertain and disturb. even showed us his love oiThe Generics. fortunately fall. I often wish that Notre Trick and Victoria's Real Secret also de­ rium and Cape Fear is at Annenberg Audi­ cently reformed detective, is drawn to Catherine's dark lure and Nick's very real The Prufrocks (cough, cough, nice toot­ Dame bands could get more adventurous and serves a mention for their first song, which torium. Spike Lee's hand and Stevie Catherine by what she calls the "suspen­ struggle provide enough interest for one ing of one's literary hom here), formerly shed the phony obsession with emulating was just great Wonder's soundtrack do a great job in tell­ sion of disbelief." He can not believe her movie. There are no answers, and few known as the Dominic Campanella Band, Jerry Garcia or the Indigo Girls. NAZZ '92 turned out to be a big success. ing the tale of inter-racial relationships and sexuality - her intensity. The relationship questions to be asked aboutBlindlnstinct, played some Campanella-Norberg originals Brian, Colin and Vince are an acoustic act The band that churned out the most support love in Jungle Fever. For those that don't between Nick and Catherine boldly de~ but if you enjoy perverse behavior and as well as the greatest protest song (at least consisting of the Peter Tork-esque Brian turned out to be, deservingly, DissFunktion, like any thing that nice, they· should head scribes the eroticism that can be derived twisted thrills, your instincts will be satis­ from Spinal Tap's 60's) ever, "(Listen to Muller's goofy but entertaining originals, who will be playing sometime during An over to the Snite for an evening with Robert from sexual hostility, as well as the fros- fied. 0 the) Flov.:.er People." Tony Graffeo is a fine such as "Honeybunch: I really really really Tostallater on this semester. 0 DcNiro. He will make you squirm as he guitarist, musician and, apparently, gym- like you/But my friends hate your guts." 4 oSCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 5 ~ ______~~~~~~~===-======------__~4.~.------~

ENTERT AINMENT

": W'hl: 011 too I}, S: ·11 nl: 011 ., I by Elizabeth Graner his past Saturday night, the University Absolute genius, that Muller kid. Ruben plans to visit there soon might want to keep T of Notre Dame'sNAZZ '92 graced the Kinkaid, whose namesake is none other than By J. Bradley Keck in mind the new production of Tennessee ugliness of Stepan Center with 24 bands of NAZZ? the "Partridge Family" manager, featured n the land of Siberian-like isolation (read Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire" star­ various genre and abilities and attracted the nast who gave us a taste of his humor with his Pete McGillicuddy and Matt Taylor rap­ I "Notre Dame"), I find myself wondering ring Alec Baldwin and Jessica Lange that largest and most enthusiastic crowd ever ... performance. Finally, the Metha-tones, fea­ ping, dancing like Milli Vanilli and wearing what is going on in the world west of St. opens on April 12 at the Barrymore Theater. well, at least in Notre Dame's musical his­ turing graduate student John-Paul Checkett polyester. Nine Country Fried Chickens Mary's and east ofJuniperroad. I know that At least it should interesting to see these two tory. It was definitely the best turnout for and 1991 Notre Dame graduate Brad came out dressed in the latest in West Vir­ somewhere close by is a 7-11 and, hold on, big name actors live and on stag'e. Advance any NAZZ, as noted by SUB officials and Bamhorst (wearing the best guitar strap of ginia fashion and greeted the audience with a McDonalds. On days when the wind has reviews have also been positive. ~ veteran NAZZ-goers. The crowd's efforts the night which resembled a coat of mail) their overall strangeness. Oatmeal is seniors died and the odor of ethanol is not too heavy, to brave the beautiful Midwestern spring roused the dancing Domers with The Velvet Jim Doppke and Jeff Jotz, who brought the I get the sensation that there may even be a weather on this particular evening were also Underground's "Heroin" and "Foggy No- minimalist, jangly "Love Rock" revolution movie theater not far away. Other than the tration that occurs from the suppression of not in vain. The to Notre Dame; they occasional well-publicized and scheduled malicious instincts. The relationship is a bands were (some­ even covered ELO's S.U.B. concert (O.K., so mid-term week was bizarre one, incorporating elements ofbi­ times) diverse and "Do Ya" - come on, not the best choice to pencil in a laugh with sexuality and sexual violence. Both of (relatively) tal­ we all had babysitters Howie MandeL), I forget that there are which seem confusing and destructive to­ ented, depending, who loved that song, things to do in this world. . BISIC '~~ll~~l wards establishing positive male/female of course, on the admit it. Well, now that I'm the new entertainment relations, yet are reflective of modem degree of your Other honorable editor here at Scholastic, ~ hope to use this sexual hysteria. spring semester mentions go to New Art by Colin Fleming space every week in order to compel myself Basic Instinct has been criticized by gay Domer grouchi­ Riot, Marracas to poke my head out from under my rock. ntense sex, bondage, an ice pick, a and lesbian activists for its portrayal of ness, but, overall, it Confusus and Then, after I get a clue, I'm going to let all I mirrored ceiling and a bloody murder homosexuals; The criticism's has some would be safe to KATHARSIS my readers in on a little secret which I like to open the film Basic Instinct. Directed by validity. Roxy (Leilani Savelle), Beth say thata good time KATHARSIS. New call "the world out there." It may not hold a Paul Verhoeven, Basic Instinct is a com­ Garner (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and was had by all. Art Riot, who only re­ candle to MTV's The Week in Rock or "Fat pletely modern murder-mystery-r.o­ Catherine are all either bisexual or homo­ In the musician­ cently started playing and Sm ug" ("Siskel and Ebert") but I'll try. mance, drawing on perversion and sexual sexual, and all of them are portrayed as ship category, a re­ together, did a great job tensions to create an instinctual sense of vindictive and potentially homicidal. This sounding "hats Saturday night. . ·For starters, Steve Miller is coming to the intrigue. treatment underscores further male/fe­ off" goes to Donned in the glam­ J.A.C.C. on April 16. Yes, that is Holy Catherine Trammel (Sharon Stone),.the male tensions as well as the public hostil­ DissFunktion, rock makeup and Thursday ,and yes, I'm sure that everyone is film's most interesting element, is a dia­ ity towards homosexual culture. Whether SMEAR, The dresses, they covered going to bag Easter and flock to the bolically seductive character. As the Verhoeven intends this message to reflect Prufrocks, Tony David Bowie's "Queen "Thunderdome," shaking it to its foundation prime suspect in the film's first murder, contemporary attit\1des or simply to Graffeo and the DissFunktion, winner of this years Nazz, brings the croud to their feet. Bitch" and the The New a~' we all did for The Cult. Catherine uses her ingenious charms and magnify the perverse nature of the film is Metha-tones. York Dolls' "Some- .This Saturday is a big day for guitar and powers of seduction to embarrass her in­ unclear, but it does keep the audience's DissFunktion, the evening's winners, who tion." thing Else." Marracas Confusus are a coun­ blues fans. B.B. King will be in concert at terrogators, at the same time challenging attention. not only showed that it wasn't mandatory to In the originality category, we salute try-ish ensemble with a (wow) real bass, a the Star Plaza in Chicago on Apri117-18. them to refuse her advances. A scene in Basic Instinct is more a film for enter­ cover U2this year, but also boasted a broad DissFunktion; Brian, Colin and Vince; violin and guitar. KATHARSIS Tickets go on sale at 10 a.m.for that show which Catherine combines a short skirt, tainment than for any kind of message or lineup of amazing musicians, including Ruben Kinkaid; Nine Country Fried Chick­ KATHARSIS are the authors of those ques­ and for Eric Clapton's May 13 show at the her long legs and not much else is the conclusion. The movie will affect every Jeremy Manier on a meoan bass and Irwin ens (The Bucket-Kickers?) and Oatmeal. tionable "Whoa, yeah, Heavy Metal" per­ Ros~mont Horizon. film's most powerful one, demonstrating member of the audience either instilling Fletcher and Chris Penn on vocals. Club 23- DissFunktion showed off some snazzy sonals in The Observer last week but were Patti LaBelle is also in concert tomorrow Catherine's ability to manipulate in­ intrigue, disgust Or a confusing combina­ playing regulars, SMEAR, along with gui­ clothes, covered Prince's "Housequake" and good musicians overall. The Generics and night at the Star Plaza. stincts. Instincts which can be both seduc­ tion. Although the plot is insensible, full tarist Joe Cannon sounded the best they ever had agood time, breaking with the trite norm Access Denied win approval for covering At the movies this Friday and Saturday, tive and repulsive simultaneously. of outlandish coincidences and excessive have: clangy, noisy and aggressive. Joe which some otherwise good musicians un­ Rush, as do XYZ Affair for covering Cheap Jungle Fever is playing at Cushing Audito­ Nick Curran ( Michael Douglas), a re­ violence, it does entertain and disturb. even showed us his love oiThe Generics. fortunately fall. I often wish that Notre Trick and Victoria's Real Secret also de­ rium and Cape Fear is at Annenberg Audi­ cently reformed detective, is drawn to Catherine's dark lure and Nick's very real The Prufrocks (cough, cough, nice toot­ Dame bands could get more adventurous and serves a mention for their first song, which torium. Spike Lee's hand and Stevie Catherine by what she calls the "suspen­ struggle provide enough interest for one ing of one's literary hom here), formerly shed the phony obsession with emulating was just great Wonder's soundtrack do a great job in tell­ sion of disbelief." He can not believe her movie. There are no answers, and few known as the Dominic Campanella Band, Jerry Garcia or the Indigo Girls. NAZZ '92 turned out to be a big success. ing the tale of inter-racial relationships and sexuality - her intensity. The relationship questions to be asked aboutBlindlnstinct, played some Campanella-Norberg originals Brian, Colin and Vince are an acoustic act The band that churned out the most support love in Jungle Fever. For those that don't between Nick and Catherine boldly de~ but if you enjoy perverse behavior and as well as the greatest protest song (at least consisting of the Peter Tork-esque Brian turned out to be, deservingly, DissFunktion, like any thing that nice, they· should head scribes the eroticism that can be derived twisted thrills, your instincts will be satis­ from Spinal Tap's 60's) ever, "(Listen to Muller's goofy but entertaining originals, who will be playing sometime during An over to the Snite for an evening with Robert from sexual hostility, as well as the fros- fied. 0 the) Flov.:.er People." Tony Graffeo is a fine such as "Honeybunch: I really really really Tostallater on this semester. 0 DcNiro. He will make you squirm as he guitarist, musician and, apparently, gym- like you/But my friends hate your guts." 4 oSCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 5 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS WSND often finds itself competing with WAUS, another fine arts station, broadcast­ ing from Andrews University. While WSND is staffed by students, WAUS is run by professional broadcasters. WSND has a "large and committed" staff. Inquiry, Community "But," adds Warrick, "we'd like a larger WSND staff. We can always use more volunteers." Volunteers need no experience with and Belief broadcast or journalism. To be interviewed Notre Dame's Public Radio to work at WSND, all one needs to do is contact someone who works at the station. plays "alternative" music. Also, staff is recruited at the annual activi­ By Chris Blanford Some of the programs on WSND, like the ties night. F ormerPresident Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynfl, receive L overs of classical music found songs Chicago Symphony and the MacNeil­ "While we have a lot of student involve­ from Bach to Barber represented at a Lehrer NewsHour, are received from satel­ ment at the station," said Warrick, "we also the Notre Dame Award for international humanitarian servive concert sponsored by WSND last Sunday lite networks, recorded, then re-broadcast. have a lot of community volunteers ... It evening in the Hesburgh Library Audito­ One of the growing concerns of the station brings students and community members rium. The performers consisted of both is their transmitter, located on the comer of together at the same level and everyone graduate and undergraduate student musi­ Kern and Ironwood. It is accessed remotely works together .... We havea student execu­ cians from Notre Dame. from the studio. tive staff that runs the station and then all our "The concert is called our first 'Fine Arts "We are having problems with faulty been a wellspring of action, one for whom The Notre Dame Award is designed to volunteers are on-air [staff]," said Warrick. by Margaret Kenny Fund' concert," said the WSND station equipment that causes us to go off the air There are seven people on the student execu­ religious faith has nurtured deed and one for reflect the increase in the global dimension manager, Catherine Warrick. "We're hop­ during bad weather," said Warrick. "It is tive staff, and forty to fifty other students E veryone knows thatJames Earl Carter; whom inquiry and belief have inspired ser­ ofNotre Dame and the intemationai charac­ ing to use it as a fund-raiser for the radio hard for listeners to rely on a station that goes who volunteer. . Jr. was the thirty-ninth president of the vice to the world community." ter of the Catholic church. Rather th'an the station .... off the air every time there is an ice storm," According to Warrick, announcers spends United States. Everyone also knows that . Malloy also said that the award will be professional distinction of the Laetare According to Warrick, the University she said. two to three hours on Jimmy Carteris the "Peanut King." Yetitis announced on Founder's Day (October 13) Medal, the Notre Dame Award emphasizes supplies most of the operating budget of "If we get the air plus an hour for his other humanitarian efforts that he and each year, and the recipient will receive an international humanitarian endeavors, and his wife, Rosalynn, were awarded the first honorarium and an engraved crystal statu~ Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter were unani­ WSND, but they do not fund staff costs anew trans­ of preparation time. , , .. during non-academic sessions. The station mitter, the "It's a low time com­ , Notre Dame Award; not the actions that symbolizing the award .. mously chosen as its inaugural recipients. The Carters have an impressive must raise money to pay people during aca­ University mitment, but it's a made him famous as a president, history at the University of Notre demic breaks such as the summertime or will be pay­ big responsibmty," but the more unspoken, Dame; both hold honorary de­ Christmas. During the rest of the year, the ing the cost said Warrick. All an- unpublicized services, for in­ stance, of the Carter Center. grees, and President Carter spoke staff is comprised of non-paid volunteers. ofa U"U'U'-"UL nouncers' are re­ on foreign policy at the 1977 com- .. "We try to run the same programs year­ a few quired to have an The Notre Dame Award was, mencement exercises. Mrs. round to give us alot of continuity and make It is not FCC license. developed in October, 1991 as a Carter's association to the univer­ us sound a little more professional," said tain that WorkingatWSND complement to the Laetare sity dates back to 1979, when she Warrick. "We try to keep as much of our will be was the first radio ex- Medal, which has been awarded regular programming on the air as we can." ting a trans-. Jason CatanIa and Laura Williams perform perience of Kavita annually to an American Catho­ joined Rev. Theodore M. During the daytime hours, WSND broad­ mitter yet, al- "Pleta Signore" by Stradella. Pullapilly, a Sopho- lic that is distinguished in his or Hesburgh on the National Cam­ casts only classical music. Most of music though we 40 need one desperately," said more business major. '~At first I thought it her profession since 1883. The bodia Crisis Committee, which programs are composed by the student staff. Warrick. The new transmitter would be wouldbereallyhard,"shesaid,"butit'salot Laetare Medal has accumulated battled mass starvation and as­ According to Warrick, students are given much more reliable than the current one. of fun actually." She said her job as an an esteemed list of recipients sisted Cambodian refugees. The certain guidelines then they are free to According to Warrick, the estimated announcer has given her experience with over the last 108 years, including coinmittee succeeded in. compil- . choose whatever they like. On Saturday listenership for WSND is 5000 people at any public speaking and thinking on the spot. John .F. Kennedy, Dorothy Pay, ing an emergency pack or private evenings and Sunday afternoons, listeners given time. The station broadcasts within a . When Pullapilly auditioned for her spot Tip O'Neill and Al Smith. The and public aid that was worth over may call in to request music. radius of thirty miles. Most of these listeners on WSND, she had to read off thenames of Notre Dame Award;_as opposed a million dollars in a matter of According to Warrick, there is a large live in South Bend or nearby communities. composers correctly and tell what she knew to the Laetare Medal,is interfaith weeks, as Malloy noted in his in­ collection of records that has been built up "We don't have a large listenership in the about them. After that, they wanted to hear in scope and international in na­ trpduction at the presentation of over about thirty years. Although some of student popUlation," said Warrick. "But we her "radio voice." ture. the award on March 23. their music is on compact disc, budget con­ are trying to increase that." Warrick's advice is to "get involved." "If The criteria for the award is in . ' .. Mrs. Carter currently serves on straints make it impossible to replace all' WSND, located at 88.9 MHz on the PM you're interested in public speaking or keeping with' the university'S the advisory council of the their records. dial, broadcasts with a strength of 3420 broadcast or journalism or music, or any­ Sesquicentennial themes of in­ Kellogg Institute for International The programming on WSND is not com­ watts. "We're not as powerful as something thing like that," she said, "we certainly have quiry, belief and community - President Carter, a Plains, GeorgIa native, ",r",I.,,":;:" Studies and spoke at the dedication pletely classical, however. In the evening like U93," said Warrick. ''There are certain room for you here." 0 Rev. Edward A. Malloy said that the efforts of the many people at the Carter of the Hesburgh Center for Inter- there are variety shows such as Blues, Jaz~, kinds of licences, and we are licensed to be lhe award is designed for a re- . Center whose accomplishments caused him and national Studies last fall.· Upon and Celtic. And after midnight, WSND a rather small PM station." cipient ""for whom'learning has hIs wIfe to receIve the Notre Dame Award. receiving theNotre Dame Award; 6 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 7 ENTERTAINMENT NEWS WSND often finds itself competing with WAUS, another fine arts station, broadcast­ ing from Andrews University. While WSND is staffed by students, WAUS is run by professional broadcasters. WSND has a "large and committed" staff. Inquiry, Community "But," adds Warrick, "we'd like a larger WSND staff. We can always use more volunteers." Volunteers need no experience with and Belief broadcast or journalism. To be interviewed Notre Dame's Public Radio to work at WSND, all one needs to do is contact someone who works at the station. plays "alternative" music. Also, staff is recruited at the annual activi­ By Chris Blanford Some of the programs on WSND, like the ties night. F ormerPresident Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynfl, receive L overs of classical music found songs Chicago Symphony and the MacNeil­ "While we have a lot of student involve­ from Bach to Barber represented at a Lehrer NewsHour, are received from satel­ ment at the station," said Warrick, "we also the Notre Dame Award for international humanitarian servive concert sponsored by WSND last Sunday lite networks, recorded, then re-broadcast. have a lot of community volunteers ... It evening in the Hesburgh Library Audito­ One of the growing concerns of the station brings students and community members rium. The performers consisted of both is their transmitter, located on the comer of together at the same level and everyone graduate and undergraduate student musi­ Kern and Ironwood. It is accessed remotely works together .... We havea student execu­ cians from Notre Dame. from the studio. tive staff that runs the station and then all our "The concert is called our first 'Fine Arts "We are having problems with faulty been a wellspring of action, one for whom The Notre Dame Award is designed to volunteers are on-air [staff]," said Warrick. by Margaret Kenny Fund' concert," said the WSND station equipment that causes us to go off the air There are seven people on the student execu­ religious faith has nurtured deed and one for reflect the increase in the global dimension manager, Catherine Warrick. "We're hop­ during bad weather," said Warrick. "It is tive staff, and forty to fifty other students E veryone knows thatJames Earl Carter; whom inquiry and belief have inspired ser­ ofNotre Dame and the intemationai charac­ ing to use it as a fund-raiser for the radio hard for listeners to rely on a station that goes who volunteer. . Jr. was the thirty-ninth president of the vice to the world community." ter of the Catholic church. Rather th'an the station .... off the air every time there is an ice storm," According to Warrick, announcers spends United States. Everyone also knows that . Malloy also said that the award will be professional distinction of the Laetare According to Warrick, the University she said. two to three hours on Jimmy Carteris the "Peanut King." Yetitis announced on Founder's Day (October 13) Medal, the Notre Dame Award emphasizes supplies most of the operating budget of "If we get the air plus an hour for his other humanitarian efforts that he and each year, and the recipient will receive an international humanitarian endeavors, and his wife, Rosalynn, were awarded the first honorarium and an engraved crystal statu~ Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter were unani­ WSND, but they do not fund staff costs anew trans­ of preparation time. , , .. during non-academic sessions. The station mitter, the "It's a low time com­ , Notre Dame Award; not the actions that symbolizing the award .. mously chosen as its inaugural recipients. The Carters have an impressive must raise money to pay people during aca­ University mitment, but it's a made him famous as a president, history at the University of Notre demic breaks such as the summertime or will be pay­ big responsibmty," but the more unspoken, Dame; both hold honorary de­ Christmas. During the rest of the year, the ing the cost said Warrick. All an- unpublicized services, for in­ stance, of the Carter Center. grees, and President Carter spoke staff is comprised of non-paid volunteers. ofa U"U'U'-"UL nouncers' are re­ on foreign policy at the 1977 com- .. "We try to run the same programs year­ a few quired to have an The Notre Dame Award was, mencement exercises. Mrs. round to give us alot of continuity and make It is not FCC license. developed in October, 1991 as a Carter's association to the univer­ us sound a little more professional," said tain that WorkingatWSND complement to the Laetare sity dates back to 1979, when she Warrick. "We try to keep as much of our will be was the first radio ex- Medal, which has been awarded regular programming on the air as we can." ting a trans-. Jason CatanIa and Laura Williams perform perience of Kavita annually to an American Catho­ joined Rev. Theodore M. During the daytime hours, WSND broad­ mitter yet, al- "Pleta Signore" by Stradella. Pullapilly, a Sopho- lic that is distinguished in his or Hesburgh on the National Cam­ casts only classical music. Most of music though we 40 need one desperately," said more business major. '~At first I thought it her profession since 1883. The bodia Crisis Committee, which programs are composed by the student staff. Warrick. The new transmitter would be wouldbereallyhard,"shesaid,"butit'salot Laetare Medal has accumulated battled mass starvation and as­ According to Warrick, students are given much more reliable than the current one. of fun actually." She said her job as an an esteemed list of recipients sisted Cambodian refugees. The certain guidelines then they are free to According to Warrick, the estimated announcer has given her experience with over the last 108 years, including coinmittee succeeded in. compil- . choose whatever they like. On Saturday listenership for WSND is 5000 people at any public speaking and thinking on the spot. John .F. Kennedy, Dorothy Pay, ing an emergency pack or private evenings and Sunday afternoons, listeners given time. The station broadcasts within a . When Pullapilly auditioned for her spot Tip O'Neill and Al Smith. The and public aid that was worth over may call in to request music. radius of thirty miles. Most of these listeners on WSND, she had to read off thenames of Notre Dame Award;_as opposed a million dollars in a matter of According to Warrick, there is a large live in South Bend or nearby communities. composers correctly and tell what she knew to the Laetare Medal,is interfaith weeks, as Malloy noted in his in­ collection of records that has been built up "We don't have a large listenership in the about them. After that, they wanted to hear in scope and international in na­ trpduction at the presentation of over about thirty years. Although some of student popUlation," said Warrick. "But we her "radio voice." ture. the award on March 23. their music is on compact disc, budget con­ are trying to increase that." Warrick's advice is to "get involved." "If The criteria for the award is in . ' .. Mrs. Carter currently serves on straints make it impossible to replace all' WSND, located at 88.9 MHz on the PM you're interested in public speaking or keeping with' the university'S the advisory council of the their records. dial, broadcasts with a strength of 3420 broadcast or journalism or music, or any­ Sesquicentennial themes of in­ Kellogg Institute for International The programming on WSND is not com­ watts. "We're not as powerful as something thing like that," she said, "we certainly have quiry, belief and community - President Carter, a Plains, GeorgIa native, ",r",I.,,":;:" Studies and spoke at the dedication pletely classical, however. In the evening like U93," said Warrick. ''There are certain room for you here." 0 Rev. Edward A. Malloy said that the efforts of the many people at the Carter of the Hesburgh Center for Inter- there are variety shows such as Blues, Jaz~, kinds of licences, and we are licensed to be lhe award is designed for a re- . Center whose accomplishments caused him and national Studies last fall.· Upon and Celtic. And after midnight, WSND a rather small PM station." cipient ""for whom'learning has hIs wIfe to receIve the Notre Dame Award. receiving theNotre Dame Award; 6 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 7 CAMPUS LIFE

upon which the Carter Center of education; our children look forward to a centers its research. Carter said fruitful life; we have some form of gainful that he and his wife got their employment ... " President Carter pointed reputation for being worthy of out that many people do not have any of Pre-Med? Summer Job Hunting? the Notre Dame Award from the these things, and that the rich have a "ten­ /. achievements of all of the people dency to wipe them out of our minds or to Service Volunteer? at the Carter Center that are "not address them mentally in a superficial way." famous but deserve to be fa­ President Carter also noted such accom­ mous." plishments of the Carter Center as an in­ For example, he credited Don crease in food production around the world Hopkins for the center's task and the International Negotiation Network. force on disease eradication, who He said this network was designed to moni­ studied and developed a cure for tor every conflict that happens in the world, guinea worm disease and is now since many conflicts are civil, not interna­ working to eradicate the disease tional, disallowing United Nations interven­ completely. Carter also said that tion. He pointed out that this was accom­ Try EMT the center has also targeted polio plished by a lawyer that works through the for eradication. The former Carter Center, "not by Jimmy Carter or president said this accomplish­ Rosalynn Carter." ment "is not because of Jimmy Carter closed his speech by naming the Carter; it is because of Don true heroes of the United States: the un­ Hopkins." named. Those men and women who work in sible is a course objective, students are en­ pays $200.00 to cover course costs, book Carter said that the greatest By Heidi Laura Toboni Rosalynn Carter, pictured with Rev. Edward the schools, in the streets, in the clinics .. ~e couraged to volunteer for additional hours. fees and the Indiana State EMT Certification Malloy, is a member of the Kellogg Center discrimination in the world is "by urged students to look deeply at the nation t's 10:00 on Wednesday evening. A "I've already done six, and just signed up Test charge. advisory council the rich of the poor." He cited and at themselves, for it is the elements that I group of students listen to an instructor for another twenty, said freshman Dave Some students aren't planning a future in Mrs. Carter said that it is important to know every member of the audience as "rich" one cannot see or count - like justice, andlove the people of the world, and that the because "we have a home; we have food to explain how to interpret several EKG read­ Hazelton. medicine at all. Many are just looking for an peace, service, unselfishness, compassion ings that appear on the classroom overhead. '. "We help," Hazelton said of his time in the interesting summer job. A student with Hesburgh Center,as well as the students of eat; we have health care; we have a molecule and inquiry - that make a hero. , the university, has the potential to be a "great Is this a late night biology class? A physiol­ field. "I mean, [the paramedics] want to EMT certification can be hired for ambu­ force for international understanding." In 1977, President Carter made one of his more Important foreign policy speeches ogy review session? No, it's part of the new give you as much experience as possible. lance work by their local fire department, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter have re­ at the university's commencement exercises. His speech discussed the diminish­ EMT program which has come to Notre When you're out there, they'll talk to you, hospital or medical center. An averageEMT mained active in international affairs since ing threat of the Soviet Union and the nuclear arms race. At the time, he was Dame. explaining what they're doing, like loading starts out making' somewhere between widely criticized,' yet as Rev. Edward Malloy said, his thoughts were "fully vindi- The Emergency Medical Technician the patients and stuff. You're right there." 20,000 and 25,000 dollars a year, although leaving the White House, through programs cated by recent world events." 0 coordinated by the Carter Center. One of the (EMT) class is a new course offered at the Most students in the class agree that the this amount varies from area to area. The Public Relations most well-publicized efforts of the Carter Rockne Memorial this semester. Interested practical experience EMT offers is the pri­ training can also help students who want to Center is the Habitat for Humanity, a pro- students are taught the practical skills and mary incentive for taking the course they obtain a paid or volunteer position at a local gram that builds homes for the poor on a medical knowledge necessary to earn EMT said. It provides the hands-on, practical hospital. Sophomore Amy Rohs said she world-wide scope. He said that'the program certification enabling one to ride with an learning that one does not receive in regular hopes to work this summer as a hospital encompasses over 700 communities, has ambulance and to administer medical aid. Notre Dame classes. And second semester volunteer. bases on over 200 college and university "It's really a good class I think, especially pre-meds recommend the class as prepara­ Others stress the benefits of the knowl­ campuses and includes 33 foreign countries. for pre-meds," said Rick Bourdon, a South tion for medical school. edge itself. Freshman Julie Mayglothing Mr. Carter stressed in his acceptance speech Bend Fire Department paramedic and a One EMT student, Cindy Chan said she is said, "It's kind of comfortable to know if an that he and his wife spend five days each state- certified Primary Instructor. "A lot of taking the class for the "practical experience emergency came up you would know what year as carpenters with the other volunteers, the times you get new residents at the hos­ which is good for med school. It's a good to do." She added that the skills she is and like the other carpenters, "we. are told pitals, and they don't really understand way to find out of you can handle the pres­ learning could be especially helpful in the what to do by the boss on our house." In the what's going on in the back ofan ambulance. sures of the emergency room (ER), of being dorms. EMT students would be a great asset award's citation, the Carters are applauded They look at us [EMT's and paramedics] in the operating room or in an emergency in a dorm-related emergency. as, "Kind hosts and fair stewards, builders and say, 'What are you talking about? Why . situation. Orif you might want to consider Hazleton said his work at a fIre .qepart­ and menders of homes and homelands, you did you 'do that?'" other options, like family practice." ment led to his interest in EMT. "I went to are among our foremost householders." In addition to class time, the· course re­ However, the EMT class is not just for a car accident where we had to help an old The bulk of President Carter's speech quires students to participate in at least five pre-meds. There are many different majors lady out of her car. When we got there, the stressed the importance of those who are hours of clinical work during which they represented by the undergraduates in the lady was sitting in the car, but by the time we often overlooked. He said, "Quite often a ride with a South Bend Fire Department or a class. Students also include Notre Dame got her out, she was already dead. It was so former president is honored beyond what he community ambulance. Since gaining as graduates as well as non-domers. The class frustrating to be there and' not really know deserves." He also said that a key factor in much pr.actical medical experience as pos- is open to anyone who shows an interest and what was going on." . ' .. the United States is searching for new ideas, 9 ·8 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 CAMPUS LIFE upon which the Carter Center of education; our children look forward to a centers its research. Carter said fruitful life; we have some form of gainful that he and his wife got their employment ... " President Carter pointed reputation for being worthy of out that many people do not have any of Pre-Med? Summer Job Hunting? the Notre Dame Award from the these things, and that the rich have a "ten­ /. achievements of all of the people dency to wipe them out of our minds or to Service Volunteer? at the Carter Center that are "not address them mentally in a superficial way." famous but deserve to be fa­ President Carter also noted such accom­ mous." plishments of the Carter Center as an in­ For example, he credited Don crease in food production around the world Hopkins for the center's task and the International Negotiation Network. force on disease eradication, who He said this network was designed to moni­ studied and developed a cure for tor every conflict that happens in the world, guinea worm disease and is now since many conflicts are civil, not interna­ working to eradicate the disease tional, disallowing United Nations interven­ completely. Carter also said that tion. He pointed out that this was accom­ Try EMT the center has also targeted polio plished by a lawyer that works through the for eradication. The former Carter Center, "not by Jimmy Carter or president said this accomplish­ Rosalynn Carter." ment "is not because of Jimmy Carter closed his speech by naming the Carter; it is because of Don true heroes of the United States: the un­ Hopkins." named. Those men and women who work in sible is a course objective, students are en­ pays $200.00 to cover course costs, book Carter said that the greatest By Heidi Laura Toboni Rosalynn Carter, pictured with Rev. Edward the schools, in the streets, in the clinics .. ~e couraged to volunteer for additional hours. fees and the Indiana State EMT Certification Malloy, is a member of the Kellogg Center discrimination in the world is "by urged students to look deeply at the nation t's 10:00 on Wednesday evening. A "I've already done six, and just signed up Test charge. advisory council the rich of the poor." He cited and at themselves, for it is the elements that I group of students listen to an instructor for another twenty, said freshman Dave Some students aren't planning a future in Mrs. Carter said that it is important to know every member of the audience as "rich" one cannot see or count - like justice, andlove the people of the world, and that the because "we have a home; we have food to explain how to interpret several EKG read­ Hazelton. medicine at all. Many are just looking for an peace, service, unselfishness, compassion ings that appear on the classroom overhead. '. "We help," Hazelton said of his time in the interesting summer job. A student with Hesburgh Center,as well as the students of eat; we have health care; we have a molecule and inquiry - that make a hero. , the university, has the potential to be a "great Is this a late night biology class? A physiol­ field. "I mean, [the paramedics] want to EMT certification can be hired for ambu­ force for international understanding." In 1977, President Carter made one of his more Important foreign policy speeches ogy review session? No, it's part of the new give you as much experience as possible. lance work by their local fire department, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter have re­ at the university's commencement exercises. His speech discussed the diminish­ EMT program which has come to Notre When you're out there, they'll talk to you, hospital or medical center. An averageEMT mained active in international affairs since ing threat of the Soviet Union and the nuclear arms race. At the time, he was Dame. explaining what they're doing, like loading starts out making' somewhere between widely criticized,' yet as Rev. Edward Malloy said, his thoughts were "fully vindi- The Emergency Medical Technician the patients and stuff. You're right there." 20,000 and 25,000 dollars a year, although leaving the White House, through programs cated by recent world events." 0 coordinated by the Carter Center. One of the (EMT) class is a new course offered at the Most students in the class agree that the this amount varies from area to area. The Public Relations most well-publicized efforts of the Carter Rockne Memorial this semester. Interested practical experience EMT offers is the pri­ training can also help students who want to Center is the Habitat for Humanity, a pro- students are taught the practical skills and mary incentive for taking the course they obtain a paid or volunteer position at a local gram that builds homes for the poor on a medical knowledge necessary to earn EMT said. It provides the hands-on, practical hospital. Sophomore Amy Rohs said she world-wide scope. He said that'the program certification enabling one to ride with an learning that one does not receive in regular hopes to work this summer as a hospital encompasses over 700 communities, has ambulance and to administer medical aid. Notre Dame classes. And second semester volunteer. bases on over 200 college and university "It's really a good class I think, especially pre-meds recommend the class as prepara­ Others stress the benefits of the knowl­ campuses and includes 33 foreign countries. for pre-meds," said Rick Bourdon, a South tion for medical school. edge itself. Freshman Julie Mayglothing Mr. Carter stressed in his acceptance speech Bend Fire Department paramedic and a One EMT student, Cindy Chan said she is said, "It's kind of comfortable to know if an that he and his wife spend five days each state- certified Primary Instructor. "A lot of taking the class for the "practical experience emergency came up you would know what year as carpenters with the other volunteers, the times you get new residents at the hos­ which is good for med school. It's a good to do." She added that the skills she is and like the other carpenters, "we. are told pitals, and they don't really understand way to find out of you can handle the pres­ learning could be especially helpful in the what to do by the boss on our house." In the what's going on in the back ofan ambulance. sures of the emergency room (ER), of being dorms. EMT students would be a great asset award's citation, the Carters are applauded They look at us [EMT's and paramedics] in the operating room or in an emergency in a dorm-related emergency. as, "Kind hosts and fair stewards, builders and say, 'What are you talking about? Why . situation. Orif you might want to consider Hazleton said his work at a fIre .qepart­ and menders of homes and homelands, you did you 'do that?'" other options, like family practice." ment led to his interest in EMT. "I went to are among our foremost householders." In addition to class time, the· course re­ However, the EMT class is not just for a car accident where we had to help an old The bulk of President Carter's speech quires students to participate in at least five pre-meds. There are many different majors lady out of her car. When we got there, the stressed the importance of those who are hours of clinical work during which they represented by the undergraduates in the lady was sitting in the car, but by the time we often overlooked. He said, "Quite often a ride with a South Bend Fire Department or a class. Students also include Notre Dame got her out, she was already dead. It was so former president is honored beyond what he community ambulance. Since gaining as graduates as well as non-domers. The class frustrating to be there and' not really know deserves." He also said that a key factor in much pr.actical medical experience as pos- is open to anyone who shows an interest and what was going on." . ' .. the United States is searching for new ideas, 9 ·8 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 iI CAMPUS LIFE After volunteering several years for his said. "We've had pretty good attendance up the present atmosphere of the class. They local fife department the freshman said he until mid-terms. Mid-term week we've had claim the class would not only become would like to try something else, "some- some students with tight schedules arid the crowded but filled with students interested thing medical." Hazelton plans to use his classes kind of thinned. But we knew that more in taking an extra credit than the actual EMT skills this summer as an ambulance this was going to happen. We're sympa- learning. Severalpre-meds argued that this A SOUTH AFRICAN vol~nteer, but he does not think he will go thetic to it. We're understandable to prob- type of work requires a student who is dedi­ into medicine after he graduates. lems. But attendance has been very good cated to what he or she learns and does, not All the students now taking the EMT overall." what recognition he or she receives for it. course seem to agree on one thing: the However several students complained The students in EMT now, are there for the PERSPECTIVE course is very enjoyable. Although it in- about the lack of university credit for their right reasons. volves a lot of classroom time, reading and work. "People who do other things are "This is a fun class," Bourdon said. ''This studying, there is also a definite social ele- acknowledged with credit by the univer- is one of the best classes I've had because ment to the training, students say. The class sity," said Hazelton. "We spend eight to everybody is here because they want to be atmosphere is relaxed, and students become twelve hours a week in class in addition to here. A lot of times when I teach somewhere good friends. They swap field stories before our full course loads. I take 18 1/2 credit else, people are there because of a job re­ A Different View of Notre Dame and after class, or quirement for a ~ri~o~cl~~------~comp~y. So many class time they're there, but breaks. they mumble, and Another social grumble and sit option is the there like bumps on By Audrey Rutherford can students." At least a quarter of these South African government in 1960. Walshe "weekly study a log and don't do a students were young exiles from South wrote the first academic study of the con­ sessions" at the thing. But every- 0 be a Christian is· to be deeply Africa that were protesting the apartheid gress entitled, The Rise ofAfrican National­ Commons, said body that's here , 'T concerned with the poor and is­ movement. He ism in South Sh~me Weis, a wants to be here. sues of justice." Professor Peter Walshe has learned from Africa. This Notre Dame That makes the lived up to his definition of a Christian in them "what is controversial graduate with a class a lot better. many areas of his life in South Africa and was like to be book was Biology degree. Definitely more black in a racist banned. In "It's really fun fun.'! Notre Dame. Through organizing missions in Africa, speaking out for the rights of society." This, the early and laid back," "The neatest minorities and on the evils of racism, and he said, turned 1960's, the said both Rohs thing about [EMT raising serious questions about students an4 his life around. university and classmate class] is that it faculty and how their moneY'is treated at From then on, where Walshe Mary J 0 teaches you thatlife Notre Dame, Peter Walshe has lived up, to in his academic was teaching McGuire. Both is serious, but. it his ideal through his genuine concern of work and in his was closed. EMT Instructors, shows you that you these issues. research, Walshe Waishe then Bourdon and the. can't take it that se- Peter Walshe was born in Johannesburg, was interested in came to Notre course coordina-riously,"Rohssaid. South Africa of a white Roman Catholic the black protest Dame for the tor, Larry "Because life· isa family. He attended high school in Zimba­ movements in 1962-1963 Dygulski, bring very precious and bwe. Growing up in a Roman Catholic southern Africa. academic I;l.ll types of medi- important thing for family, like a vast majority of the white Returning to Ox­ year. He re­ cal' apparatus to everybody. But if South-Africans, he did not think to question ford to complete turned to class for students -j-'You take yourself the racist system in which.he lived. After his doctorate Notre Dame in to practice on and too seriously you graduating from high school, Walshe went work, Walshe fo­ 1967, and he play around with. lose a lot of the joy to Oxford University where he began to ask cused on the anti­ has been ..StudentS usually have class three times a hours plus this, which is· worth about six. you can have.· I mean, the way they do stuff, questions about the racist society in which apartheid move­ . teaching Afri· week, on Monday and Wednesday nights And the university is not acknowledging itat the class itself is laid back and it's fun. ,We he was living. During this-time he began to ment, particu­ . can Studies to from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m.and Saturday morn- all." joke and stuff, but we still learn. If you take make friends across the color lines. While larl yon the Black ND students lngs from 9:30 to 1:30 p.m. "It's a big time Bourdon said that students are tested on this work too seriously you will bum out, "I am very much a socialist and a at Oxford, Walshe studied politics and eco­ National Con­ ever since. comiriitment, but its worth it," said Rohs. what they've learned on a regular basis and and your just not going to like yourself." Christian and 1 believe you can't nomics, concentrating especially on third­ gress. This orga­ "I came to "Monday and Wednesday are doable, but must maintain at least 80 percent grade av- "The job is just too high stress for that," world development problems. Walshe says nization had op­ solve many of the crucial issues of Notre Dame Saturday mornings?!" erage to be eligible for the state test. "This . said McGuire .. "If you see people dying this focus led him to be "drawn into the posed the racism because I Most students agree that the required time class is justas tough as any university course everyday, I mean, if you were a complete human needs by the shoes of justice." in South Africa wanted to con­ commitment is one of the course's draw- that I could be taking now.," Hazelton said. emotional basket case, you'd burn out in a for over half a marketplace. " tinue working backs. ''They. do have to attend a certain Other students disagree with requests for year. You learn to take yourself lightly be­ After finishing at Oxford, Walshe left to teach at a small university in Lesotho in century, and con­ in a Christian number of classes set by state guidelines if EMT credit. They said that they believe that cause you can't deal with it any other way. sequently, was and a Catholic they are to be certified," instructor Bourdon offering credit for the course woulddestroy You can care, but have fun doing it." 0 'southern Africa. There, as a lecturer, - Peter Walshe Walshe claimed, "I was taught by my Afri- banned by the environ- 10 11 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 iI CAMPUS LIFE After volunteering several years for his said. "We've had pretty good attendance up the present atmosphere of the class. They local fife department the freshman said he until mid-terms. Mid-term week we've had claim the class would not only become would like to try something else, "some- some students with tight schedules arid the crowded but filled with students interested thing medical." Hazelton plans to use his classes kind of thinned. But we knew that more in taking an extra credit than the actual EMT skills this summer as an ambulance this was going to happen. We're sympa- learning. Severalpre-meds argued that this A SOUTH AFRICAN vol~nteer, but he does not think he will go thetic to it. We're understandable to prob- type of work requires a student who is dedi­ into medicine after he graduates. lems. But attendance has been very good cated to what he or she learns and does, not All the students now taking the EMT overall." what recognition he or she receives for it. course seem to agree on one thing: the However several students complained The students in EMT now, are there for the PERSPECTIVE course is very enjoyable. Although it in- about the lack of university credit for their right reasons. volves a lot of classroom time, reading and work. "People who do other things are "This is a fun class," Bourdon said. ''This studying, there is also a definite social ele- acknowledged with credit by the univer- is one of the best classes I've had because ment to the training, students say. The class sity," said Hazelton. "We spend eight to everybody is here because they want to be atmosphere is relaxed, and students become twelve hours a week in class in addition to here. A lot of times when I teach somewhere good friends. They swap field stories before our full course loads. I take 18 1/2 credit else, people are there because of a job re­ A Different View of Notre Dame and after class, or quirement for a ~ri~o~cl~~------~comp~y. So many class time they're there, but breaks. they mumble, and Another social grumble and sit option is the there like bumps on By Audrey Rutherford can students." At least a quarter of these South African government in 1960. Walshe "weekly study a log and don't do a students were young exiles from South wrote the first academic study of the con­ sessions" at the thing. But every- 0 be a Christian is· to be deeply Africa that were protesting the apartheid gress entitled, The Rise ofAfrican National­ Commons, said body that's here , 'T concerned with the poor and is­ movement. He ism in South Sh~me Weis, a wants to be here. sues of justice." Professor Peter Walshe has learned from Africa. This Notre Dame That makes the lived up to his definition of a Christian in them "what is controversial graduate with a class a lot better. many areas of his life in South Africa and was like to be book was Biology degree. Definitely more black in a racist banned. In "It's really fun fun.'! Notre Dame. Through organizing missions in Africa, speaking out for the rights of society." This, the early and laid back," "The neatest minorities and on the evils of racism, and he said, turned 1960's, the said both Rohs thing about [EMT raising serious questions about students an4 his life around. university and classmate class] is that it faculty and how their moneY'is treated at From then on, where Walshe Mary J 0 teaches you thatlife Notre Dame, Peter Walshe has lived up, to in his academic was teaching McGuire. Both is serious, but. it his ideal through his genuine concern of work and in his was closed. EMT Instructors, shows you that you these issues. research, Walshe Waishe then Bourdon and the. can't take it that se- Peter Walshe was born in Johannesburg, was interested in came to Notre course coordina-riously,"Rohssaid. South Africa of a white Roman Catholic the black protest Dame for the tor, Larry "Because life· isa family. He attended high school in Zimba­ movements in 1962-1963 Dygulski, bring very precious and bwe. Growing up in a Roman Catholic southern Africa. academic I;l.ll types of medi- important thing for family, like a vast majority of the white Returning to Ox­ year. He re­ cal' apparatus to everybody. But if South-Africans, he did not think to question ford to complete turned to class for students -j-'You take yourself the racist system in which.he lived. After his doctorate Notre Dame in to practice on and too seriously you graduating from high school, Walshe went work, Walshe fo­ 1967, and he play around with. lose a lot of the joy to Oxford University where he began to ask cused on the anti­ has been ..StudentS usually have class three times a hours plus this, which is· worth about six. you can have.· I mean, the way they do stuff, questions about the racist society in which apartheid move­ . teaching Afri· week, on Monday and Wednesday nights And the university is not acknowledging itat the class itself is laid back and it's fun. ,We he was living. During this-time he began to ment, particu­ . can Studies to from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m.and Saturday morn- all." joke and stuff, but we still learn. If you take make friends across the color lines. While larl yon the Black ND students lngs from 9:30 to 1:30 p.m. "It's a big time Bourdon said that students are tested on this work too seriously you will bum out, "I am very much a socialist and a at Oxford, Walshe studied politics and eco­ National Con­ ever since. comiriitment, but its worth it," said Rohs. what they've learned on a regular basis and and your just not going to like yourself." Christian and 1 believe you can't nomics, concentrating especially on third­ gress. This orga­ "I came to "Monday and Wednesday are doable, but must maintain at least 80 percent grade av- "The job is just too high stress for that," world development problems. Walshe says nization had op­ solve many of the crucial issues of Notre Dame Saturday mornings?!" erage to be eligible for the state test. "This . said McGuire .. "If you see people dying this focus led him to be "drawn into the posed the racism because I Most students agree that the required time class is justas tough as any university course everyday, I mean, if you were a complete human needs by the shoes of justice." in South Africa wanted to con­ commitment is one of the course's draw- that I could be taking now.," Hazelton said. emotional basket case, you'd burn out in a for over half a marketplace. " tinue working backs. ''They. do have to attend a certain Other students disagree with requests for year. You learn to take yourself lightly be­ After finishing at Oxford, Walshe left to teach at a small university in Lesotho in century, and con­ in a Christian number of classes set by state guidelines if EMT credit. They said that they believe that cause you can't deal with it any other way. sequently, was and a Catholic they are to be certified," instructor Bourdon offering credit for the course woulddestroy You can care, but have fun doing it." 0 'southern Africa. There, as a lecturer, - Peter Walshe Walshe claimed, "I was taught by my Afri- banned by the environ- 10 11 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 as

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--- - - ,a. ~ - _ _~ . - . . ~ ---~-~------d " I SPORTS Purdue, Georgia, and Michigan. The season defeated each and every time that they have one-time New Jersey high school player of continued in an unpredictable fashion until played UCLA in Los Angeles. This game the year, is an explosive talent, but her re­ mid-February when the Irish won five of saw a similar fate. The Irish suffered a 20 covery from recen knee surgery makes her a their seven remaining regular season games. point loss to the Bruins. Although freshman risky gamble. Teammate Michelle Explained junior guard Coquese Wash- Michelle Marciniak lead the team with 21 Marciniak, the one-time national high A Rocky Road to ington, "This season we put unnecessary points, overall the Irish only shot 34 percent school player of the year, has already an- pressure on ourselves to do well. We were from the floor. nounced her intentions of transferring. uptight and did not perform well when we "We were a little nervous at the beginning Explained Marciniak, "Before the basket- forced things. The freshmen put pressure on of the game, and we never settled down," ball season started Itold Coach McGraw that themselves to carry the team. It was not until explained Nowlin. I would give it a year and look back after ,the the last month of the season that we began to Despite the overall disappointments of season was over and make my decision. the NCAA Tourney take the pressure off ourselves and began to this season, the team is focusing on the There were lots of ups and downs." have fun." positive sides of their experiences. Despite the loss of one player and ,the After a disappointing regular season, the Fighting Irish women's basketball The team then swept through the MCC "As an athlete, this season'was a learning prospect of the loss of another, the other tournament like it had hoped to sweep experience," said Washington. "It was not players remain supportive of Gomez or team swept through the MCC tournament en route to a NCAA tournament bid through the regular season and beat Xavier about ,wins and losses, but instead about Marciniak. in the championship game. dealing with people. We learned to get along "We want Audrey and Michelle to ,do a winning record and a By Amanda Clinton Although the Notre Dame women's bas- in the good and the bad. This season we what is best for them," said Washington. shot at the NCAA title, the kctball team drew the dominant UCLA learned to enjoy the game for what it is." "Their thoughts did not affect our play." Fighting Irish found t the beginning of the Bruins for the first round of the NCAA Now that the season is over, all are await- Whether or not Gomez or Marciniak re- A themselves traveling a tournament, team spirits were high. ing Audrey Gomez's detision about next turn next year, the Irish will capitalize on season, Sports Infor­ rocky road to the NCAA mation asked members of the "There was no pressure on us in the year, a decision which might not be mani- their new NCAA tournament experienc~. tournament. NCAA's," said senior captain Margaret fested by a change in play but by a change in The Irish will take this year's experieqce Notre Dame women's bas­ Despite an 11-16 record ketball team what teams they Nowlin. "We had nothing to lose. We were residence. Gomez is considering transfer- and convert it into consistency and confi­ this year, the Irish did eam clearly the underdog." ring to another college, and other colleges dence in the 1992-1993 season in their thought might make it to the a bid to the NCAA tour­ NCAA Final Four. Eleven The Irish have returned to South Bend are drooling at the possibility. Gomez, the search for NCAA tournament success. 0 nament by winning the The 1991-1992 Notre Dame Women's Basketball Team thought that the Fighting Irish Midwestern Collegiate Sports Information might be one of the four. The Conference champion­ team did not advance to the ship. Head Coach Muffet second round of the NCAA McGraw knew that the tournament, but at least it regular season schedule, made an appearance - an ap- . would not be easy and that pearance that last year's therefore a bid to the highly heralded team was NCAA tournament might controversially denied. come down to the MCC The 1990-1991 women's .tournament. basketball season ended on a She said to Sports In­ disappointing note. Boasting formation in the beginning a 23-9 record and a national of the season, "Many Top 25 ranking, the Irish were coaches will say that their snubbed by the NCAA Selec­ team has to rise to the oc­ tion Committee of an invita­ casion. That's just not tion to the NCAA tourna­ going to be good enough ment. However, the suc­ for us. We have to play our cesses of the 1990-1991 team best game everyday - our did not go completely unno­ schedule demands it and, ticed. They brought attention not only that, we shouldn;t to the Notre Dame program, settle for anything less." along with three outstanding The season started off freshmen recruits for the slowly with two tough 1991-1992 season. Consid­ losses to Penn State and eri~·g this influx of talent, Stanford. The Irish then expectations were high for Sports Information bounced back with a win this year but the Irish fell prey Head Coach Muffet McGraw had high hopes for this season's squad. over Marquette before . to the pressure. Rather than After facing adversity, her players fought for a NCAA tournament bid plunging into a three game having a season that incl uded that dlsporoved all those that doubted the strength of the squad. losing streak against 15 14 " SCHOLASTIC. MARCH 26, 1992

-----~ - ---~~ ------~ d " I SPORTS Purdue, Georgia, and Michigan. The season defeated each and every time that they have one-time New Jersey high school player of continued in an unpredictable fashion until played UCLA in Los Angeles. This game the year, is an explosive talent, but her re­ mid-February when the Irish won five of saw a similar fate. The Irish suffered a 20 covery from recen knee surgery makes her a their seven remaining regular season games. point loss to the Bruins. Although freshman risky gamble. Teammate Michelle Explained junior guard Coquese Wash- Michelle Marciniak lead the team with 21 Marciniak, the one-time national high A Rocky Road to ington, "This season we put unnecessary points, overall the Irish only shot 34 percent school player of the year, has already an- pressure on ourselves to do well. We were from the floor. nounced her intentions of transferring. uptight and did not perform well when we "We were a little nervous at the beginning Explained Marciniak, "Before the basket- forced things. The freshmen put pressure on of the game, and we never settled down," ball season started Itold Coach McGraw that themselves to carry the team. It was not until explained Nowlin. I would give it a year and look back after ,the the last month of the season that we began to Despite the overall disappointments of season was over and make my decision. the NCAA Tourney take the pressure off ourselves and began to this season, the team is focusing on the There were lots of ups and downs." have fun." positive sides of their experiences. Despite the loss of one player and ,the After a disappointing regular season, the Fighting Irish women's basketball The team then swept through the MCC "As an athlete, this season'was a learning prospect of the loss of another, the other tournament like it had hoped to sweep experience," said Washington. "It was not players remain supportive of Gomez or team swept through the MCC tournament en route to a NCAA tournament bid through the regular season and beat Xavier about ,wins and losses, but instead about Marciniak. in the championship game. dealing with people. We learned to get along "We want Audrey and Michelle to ,do a winning record and a By Amanda Clinton Although the Notre Dame women's bas- in the good and the bad. This season we what is best for them," said Washington. shot at the NCAA title, the kctball team drew the dominant UCLA learned to enjoy the game for what it is." "Their thoughts did not affect our play." Fighting Irish found t the beginning of the Bruins for the first round of the NCAA Now that the season is over, all are await- Whether or not Gomez or Marciniak re- A themselves traveling a tournament, team spirits were high. ing Audrey Gomez's detision about next turn next year, the Irish will capitalize on season, Sports Infor­ rocky road to the NCAA mation asked members of the "There was no pressure on us in the year, a decision which might not be mani- their new NCAA tournament experienc~. tournament. NCAA's," said senior captain Margaret fested by a change in play but by a change in The Irish will take this year's experieqce Notre Dame women's bas­ Despite an 11-16 record ketball team what teams they Nowlin. "We had nothing to lose. We were residence. Gomez is considering transfer- and convert it into consistency and confi­ this year, the Irish did eam clearly the underdog." ring to another college, and other colleges dence in the 1992-1993 season in their thought might make it to the a bid to the NCAA tour­ NCAA Final Four. Eleven The Irish have returned to South Bend are drooling at the possibility. Gomez, the search for NCAA tournament success. 0 nament by winning the The 1991-1992 Notre Dame Women's Basketball Team thought that the Fighting Irish Midwestern Collegiate Sports Information might be one of the four. The Conference champion­ team did not advance to the ship. Head Coach Muffet second round of the NCAA McGraw knew that the tournament, but at least it regular season schedule, made an appearance - an ap- . would not be easy and that pearance that last year's therefore a bid to the highly heralded team was NCAA tournament might controversially denied. come down to the MCC The 1990-1991 women's .tournament. basketball season ended on a She said to Sports In­ disappointing note. Boasting formation in the beginning a 23-9 record and a national of the season, "Many Top 25 ranking, the Irish were coaches will say that their snubbed by the NCAA Selec­ team has to rise to the oc­ tion Committee of an invita­ casion. That's just not tion to the NCAA tourna­ going to be good enough ment. However, the suc­ for us. We have to play our cesses of the 1990-1991 team best game everyday - our did not go completely unno­ schedule demands it and, ticed. They brought attention not only that, we shouldn;t to the Notre Dame program, settle for anything less." along with three outstanding The season started off freshmen recruits for the slowly with two tough 1991-1992 season. Consid­ losses to Penn State and eri~·g this influx of talent, Stanford. The Irish then expectations were high for Sports Information bounced back with a win this year but the Irish fell prey Head Coach Muffet McGraw had high hopes for this season's squad. over Marquette before . to the pressure. Rather than After facing adversity, her players fought for a NCAA tournament bid plunging into a three game having a season that incl uded that dlsporoved all those that doubted the strength of the squad. losing streak against 15 14 " SCHOLASTIC. MARCH 26, 1992

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Movie: "Sleeping With The Fnemy," Movie: "Jungle Fever," 8:00 & 10:30 Movie: "Jungle Fever," 8:00 & 10:30 Performance: Faculty Organ Recital, Film: "L'eclisse," 7:00 p.m., Snite, $2. 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Audito­ p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. Craig Cramer, professor, Uriversity Film: "The Bandwagon," 9: 15 p.m., rium, $2. Film: "Cape Fear," 7:15 & 9:45p.m., Film: "Cape Fear," 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Organist. Basilica of the Sacred Heart, Snite, $2. Lecture: ''The Formation of Party Snite, $2. Snite, $2. 8:00p.m. Noonlalk: ''The Mappa Mundi: Maps and Systems and the Consolidation of Musical: "Nunsense," O'Laughlin Performance: "Pomerium Musices - Tennis: Notre Dame Women vs. the Columbian Encounter: 13th-17th Democracy in East Central Europe," Auditorium, SMC, 8:00 p.m. ' Early Music Ensemble," A special Boston College. EckPavilion, 11:00 Centuries," O'Shaughnessy East, 12:10 COMING SOON •.• Herbert Kitschelt, Duke University. Lecture: "The India-Pakistan Con­ presentation for Sesquicentennial Year at a.m. p.m. Sophomore Hesburgh Center for International flict," M. Suresh Babu. 'Hesburgh Notre Dame. Basilica of the Sacred Performance: "20th Century M~ic," StUdies, 7:00 p.m. Center for International Studies, 12:30 Heart, 8:00p.m. Snite, 2:00 p.m. ' Siblings Panel Discussion: "Safety on Campus: p.m. Performance: Spring Concert, Chamber Wednesday 1 Weekend!! Policies and Procedures Concerning Panel Discussion: "The Impact of the Singers. Little Theatre, SMC, 8:00p.m. April 3 & 4 Rape and Harassment," Haggar Parlor, Press on the Gulf War," Library Tennis: Notre Dame Women vs. Monday 30 Film: "Hamlet," Cushing, 7:00 p.m. SMC, 7:30 p.m. " , ~uditorium, 4:00 p.m; Wisconsin, Eck P!l,vilion, 3:00p.m. Film: "The Conformist," Snite, 7:00 p.m. Fine Art:--Opening Reception with Sesquicentennial Nieulalid Physics' Lacrosse: Notre Dame V8. Hofstra. Film: Avant Garde Films at the Snite, sli,des and lecture, "Paintings - Robert Lecture: "From Quarks to Cosmol- ' Krause/Loftus, 2:00p.m. 9:00p.m. Mahomey," Riley Hall, 7:30 p.m. ogy,"Leon M. Lederman, Ph.D., Panel Discussion: "What Can Students University of Chicago. Library Do for Peace and Justice at Notre Auditorium, 8:00p.m. Dame and Saint Mary's?" Center-for Social Concerns, 8:00p.m.

20111 Mitchell Whitfield, Ralph Macchio and Joe Pesci star in My Cousin Vinny open now in theaters all over Mishawaka. •I .,,' '" j,.,'.,', , :' I Send information for your event to: Coming Distractions, Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, or call Colin Clary at 239-7569. , Thursday 26 Friday 27 Saturday 28 Sunday 29 Tuesday 31

Movie: "Sleeping With The Fnemy," Movie: "Jungle Fever," 8:00 & 10:30 Movie: "Jungle Fever," 8:00 & 10:30 Performance: Faculty Organ Recital, Film: "L'eclisse," 7:00 p.m., Snite, $2. 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing Audito­ p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. Craig Cramer, professor, Uriversity Film: "The Bandwagon," 9: 15 p.m., rium, $2. Film: "Cape Fear," 7:15 & 9:45p.m., Film: "Cape Fear," 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Organist. Basilica of the Sacred Heart, Snite, $2. Lecture: ''The Formation of Party Snite, $2. Snite, $2. 8:00p.m. Noonlalk: ''The Mappa Mundi: Maps and Systems and the Consolidation of Musical: "Nunsense," O'Laughlin Performance: "Pomerium Musices - Tennis: Notre Dame Women vs. the Columbian Encounter: 13th-17th Democracy in East Central Europe," Auditorium, SMC, 8:00 p.m. ' Early Music Ensemble," A special Boston College. EckPavilion, 11:00 Centuries," O'Shaughnessy East, 12:10 COMING SOON •.• Herbert Kitschelt, Duke University. Lecture: "The India-Pakistan Con­ presentation for Sesquicentennial Year at a.m. p.m. Sophomore Hesburgh Center for International flict," M. Suresh Babu. 'Hesburgh Notre Dame. Basilica of the Sacred Performance: "20th Century M~ic," StUdies, 7:00 p.m. Center for International Studies, 12:30 Heart, 8:00p.m. Snite, 2:00 p.m. ' Siblings Panel Discussion: "Safety on Campus: p.m. Performance: Spring Concert, Chamber Wednesday 1 Weekend!! Policies and Procedures Concerning Panel Discussion: "The Impact of the Singers. Little Theatre, SMC, 8:00p.m. April 3 & 4 Rape and Harassment," Haggar Parlor, Press on the Gulf War," Library Tennis: Notre Dame Women vs. Monday 30 Film: "Hamlet," Cushing, 7:00 p.m. SMC, 7:30 p.m. " , ~uditorium, 4:00 p.m; Wisconsin, Eck P!l,vilion, 3:00p.m. Film: "The Conformist," Snite, 7:00 p.m. Fine Art:--Opening Reception with Sesquicentennial Nieulalid Physics' Lacrosse: Notre Dame V8. Hofstra. Film: Avant Garde Films at the Snite, sli,des and lecture, "Paintings - Robert Lecture: "From Quarks to Cosmol- ' Krause/Loftus, 2:00p.m. 9:00p.m. Mahomey," Riley Hall, 7:30 p.m. ogy,"Leon M. Lederman, Ph.D., Panel Discussion: "What Can Students University of Chicago. Library Do for Peace and Justice at Notre Auditorium, 8:00p.m. Dame and Saint Mary's?" Center-for Social Concerns, 8:00p.m.

20111 Mitchell Whitfield, Ralph Macchio and Joe Pesci star in My Cousin Vinny open now in theaters all over Mishawaka. i SPORTS SPORTS

After defeatingBig Ten ON THE Champions Purdue, Read to Row the Notre Dame Rugby Team eyes the Midwest· The Notre Dame Crew Team anticipates a strong showing at this spring's Tournament Champi­ Midwest Sprints

onship by Dave Reeder Men's coach Matt Keating says, "The the Midwest younger guys on the team are learning fast. "We've got the experience we need to ! BRINK resh from the grueling sun of two-a­ We will be ready come Midwest Sprints in win," says Duffy. "We all know what that F days in Tampa, Florida, over spring winning feeling is like, and we are ready to ! by E. Rommel Nash ment. May. The rugby team's final game will be April." il Then, on April 11, Notre Dame will be played over An Tostal weekend at home break, the Notre Dame rowing team has Adds captain Joe Werner, "Anyone who feel it again." ji hen all was said and done last fall, one of the four regional sites for the first against Northwestern University. returned to South Bend and the lovely shores has counted us out this year will be in for a The women's heavy crew stands just as I W the Notre Dame Rugby Football round of the Midwest Tournament. Notre The Notre Dame rugby team is on the of the St. Joe River with a renewed feeling of big surprise come Midwest Sprints." formidable with Christina Soletti, Maureen I Club ended its season with an impressive 7- Dame will take on the University of Wis­ brink of great success. Fan support is greatly hunger for victory. With the loss of many This seems like sound advice from Werner Haggard, Amy Hallenback, Claire veteran rowers from both varsity teams last considering the power and the expertise that Robinson; and Brooke Bickerton. I 3 record" including a perfect 7-0 record consin at Whitewater. In the other match, appreciated. Again, the Notre Dame rugby against other collegiate teams. The rugby Southern Illinois University will battle Mi­ field, the Colonel John Stephen's pitch, is year, the younger members of the team have he and teammate Kurt Lindgren bring to Coxswain Soletti says, "Although we had team also claimed the Chicago Area Rugby ami of Ohio. The winners of these two located behind Stepan Center. Gamesgeri­ had to step up to new positions. However, their heavyweight crew. Teamed with a disappointing fIrst race, we have used the their growth has been tremendous over the Football Union (CARFU) Tournament games will clash fora chance to advance in emIly start at noon, but consult the newspa~ young upstarts Steve Kremenacker and loss to help to inspire us to work harder. championship, a championship that grants the tournament. The victor will go on to the pers from week to week to check the exact fall and winter, and it looks as if the Irish Steve Crowley, this crew cetainlywill be We're really looking forward to redeeming . ourselves." the team an automatic bid to the Midwest Midwest Final Four at Bowling Green State starting times of the games. Come support ' rowers are primed for r------.------~--_:__:;; another great spring Championships later this spring. The rugby University. Four teams will play there for one of Notre Dame's great athletic teams! Furthermore, both season. novice teams are doing , team b;eezed through the CARFU Tourna­ one coveted invitation to advance to the The men's varsity is ment by amassinga 96-6 combined score National Championships in Colorado E. Rommel Nash is the Notre Dame rugby well. After the excit­ led by a lightweight total against three different teams. Springs, Colorado, in the fIrst weekend in team's media correspondent. 0 ing President's Day This spring, the rugby team has already crew comprised of Regatta, the novice defeated Westminster College of the Pitts­ Heidi Weber, Mike teams are anxious to The Notre Dame rugby team claimed theCARFUJournament championshiil last Bertin, Jamie Stathas, race again and see how burgh area by a score of 52-0. This past fall,therbygaining an automatic bid tothe Midwest Championshipsthls spring. weekend, the tcanfdefeated Big Ten cham­ Christian Dunbar, and they can do against pions Purdue University by a score of 18-15. Tim Sosnowski. Bertin local Midwest compe­ This hard fought game was 'tied 15-15 as and Stathas, both of tition. time expired, but fortunately an offsides whom have over four "The novice are pro­ penalty was handed to Purdue. NotreDame years of rowingexperi­ gressing well," says then .completed a 30-meter penalty kick for ence, hope to lead their coach Pete "Slammer" the victory. This game showed the rugby crew to an undefeated S 1 a rna k 0 w ski. team a little bit of what it can expect through­ season that began witha "They've got what it out the spring' season, and especially, win at The President's takes to win. They've throughout the upcoming Midwest Tourna­ Day Regatta in Tampa, just got to go out and ment: every team is tough! Purdue is one of Florida. prove it to everyone the sixteen teams invited to the Midwest Commentes, Bertin; else." Tournament. "We've been working The rowing team will This weekend, the rugby team piayspe­ hard all year for the ,be raCing this Sunday, rennial powerhouse South Side Irish, a team spring sprint season to The Notre Dame crew team, pictured here on Boston'sSt. Charles River, will March 29, at Margaret from Chicago. The three games, will be start. Now tharits fi- combine experience with enthusiasm - the best In the Midwest. Prichet Park in played on Notre Dame's home field, the "nally here, we want to ,. Mishawaka. Races 'show everyone what we've got. We refuse to one to be reckoned with later this season. start at 10 a.m. and end at 3 p.m. 0 ColonelJohn Stephen's pitch behind Stepan lose." The women's varsity is poised for a strong Center. Grudge matches between.the two' While the other boats on the men's varsity, season as well. The women's light crew is .teams of Fighting Irishmen promise to be team hold l~ss experience, they too know comprised ofTricia Starr, Tara Duffy, Terry spectacular. The following weekend, the Dave Reeder is the Notre Dame crew .. what they must do to win, and they are, Squyres, Jen Retterer, and Shanon team's media correspondent. , rugby team trayels to play Dayton Univer~ making the adjustments necessary to prepare Guiltinan. This crew features three return­ sity. as a prelude to the T\.1idwest TOllrna-. themselves for the Midwest Sprints. ing rowers and is gunning for fIrs~place in I:: 18 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 19 ~~- . i SPORTS SPORTS

After defeatingBig Ten ON THE Champions Purdue, Read to Row the Notre Dame Rugby Team eyes the Midwest· The Notre Dame Crew Team anticipates a strong showing at this spring's Tournament Champi­ Midwest Sprints onship by Dave Reeder Men's coach Matt Keating says, "The the Midwest younger guys on the team are learning fast. "We've got the experience we need to ! BRINK resh from the grueling sun of two-a­ We will be ready come Midwest Sprints in win," says Duffy. "We all know what that F days in Tampa, Florida, over spring winning feeling is like, and we are ready to ! by E. Rommel Nash ment. May. The rugby team's final game will be April." il Then, on April 11, Notre Dame will be played over An Tostal weekend at home break, the Notre Dame rowing team has Adds captain Joe Werner, "Anyone who feel it again." ji hen all was said and done last fall, one of the four regional sites for the first against Northwestern University. returned to South Bend and the lovely shores has counted us out this year will be in for a The women's heavy crew stands just as I W the Notre Dame Rugby Football round of the Midwest Tournament. Notre The Notre Dame rugby team is on the of the St. Joe River with a renewed feeling of big surprise come Midwest Sprints." formidable with Christina Soletti, Maureen I Club ended its season with an impressive 7- Dame will take on the University of Wis­ brink of great success. Fan support is greatly hunger for victory. With the loss of many This seems like sound advice from Werner Haggard, Amy Hallenback, Claire veteran rowers from both varsity teams last considering the power and the expertise that Robinson; and Brooke Bickerton. I 3 record" including a perfect 7-0 record consin at Whitewater. In the other match, appreciated. Again, the Notre Dame rugby against other collegiate teams. The rugby Southern Illinois University will battle Mi­ field, the Colonel John Stephen's pitch, is year, the younger members of the team have he and teammate Kurt Lindgren bring to Coxswain Soletti says, "Although we had team also claimed the Chicago Area Rugby ami of Ohio. The winners of these two located behind Stepan Center. Gamesgeri­ had to step up to new positions. However, their heavyweight crew. Teamed with a disappointing fIrst race, we have used the their growth has been tremendous over the Football Union (CARFU) Tournament games will clash fora chance to advance in emIly start at noon, but consult the newspa~ young upstarts Steve Kremenacker and loss to help to inspire us to work harder. championship, a championship that grants the tournament. The victor will go on to the pers from week to week to check the exact fall and winter, and it looks as if the Irish Steve Crowley, this crew cetainlywill be We're really looking forward to redeeming . ourselves." the team an automatic bid to the Midwest Midwest Final Four at Bowling Green State starting times of the games. Come support ' rowers are primed for r------.------~--_:__:;; another great spring Championships later this spring. The rugby University. Four teams will play there for one of Notre Dame's great athletic teams! Furthermore, both season. novice teams are doing , team b;eezed through the CARFU Tourna­ one coveted invitation to advance to the The men's varsity is ment by amassinga 96-6 combined score National Championships in Colorado E. Rommel Nash is the Notre Dame rugby well. After the excit­ led by a lightweight total against three different teams. Springs, Colorado, in the fIrst weekend in team's media correspondent. 0 ing President's Day This spring, the rugby team has already crew comprised of Regatta, the novice defeated Westminster College of the Pitts­ Heidi Weber, Mike teams are anxious to The Notre Dame rugby team claimed theCARFUJournament championshiil last Bertin, Jamie Stathas, race again and see how burgh area by a score of 52-0. This past fall,therbygaining an automatic bid tothe Midwest Championshipsthls spring. weekend, the tcanfdefeated Big Ten cham­ Christian Dunbar, and they can do against pions Purdue University by a score of 18-15. Tim Sosnowski. Bertin local Midwest compe­ This hard fought game was 'tied 15-15 as and Stathas, both of tition. time expired, but fortunately an offsides whom have over four "The novice are pro­ penalty was handed to Purdue. NotreDame years of rowingexperi­ gressing well," says then .completed a 30-meter penalty kick for ence, hope to lead their coach Pete "Slammer" the victory. This game showed the rugby crew to an undefeated S 1 a rna k 0 w ski. team a little bit of what it can expect through­ season that began witha "They've got what it out the spring' season, and especially, win at The President's takes to win. They've throughout the upcoming Midwest Tourna­ Day Regatta in Tampa, just got to go out and ment: every team is tough! Purdue is one of Florida. prove it to everyone the sixteen teams invited to the Midwest Commentes, Bertin; else." Tournament. "We've been working The rowing team will This weekend, the rugby team piayspe­ hard all year for the ,be raCing this Sunday, rennial powerhouse South Side Irish, a team spring sprint season to The Notre Dame crew team, pictured here on Boston'sSt. Charles River, will March 29, at Margaret from Chicago. The three games, will be start. Now tharits fi- combine experience with enthusiasm - the best In the Midwest. Prichet Park in played on Notre Dame's home field, the "nally here, we want to ,. Mishawaka. Races 'show everyone what we've got. We refuse to one to be reckoned with later this season. start at 10 a.m. and end at 3 p.m. 0 ColonelJohn Stephen's pitch behind Stepan lose." The women's varsity is poised for a strong Center. Grudge matches between.the two' While the other boats on the men's varsity, season as well. The women's light crew is .teams of Fighting Irishmen promise to be team hold l~ss experience, they too know comprised ofTricia Starr, Tara Duffy, Terry spectacular. The following weekend, the Dave Reeder is the Notre Dame crew .. what they must do to win, and they are, Squyres, Jen Retterer, and Shanon team's media correspondent. , rugby team trayels to play Dayton Univer~ making the adjustments necessary to prepare Guiltinan. This crew features three return­ sity. as a prelude to the T\.1idwest TOllrna-. themselves for the Midwest Sprints. ing rowers and is gunning for fIrs~place in I:: 18 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 19 ~~- . s ,4

SPORTS ON OTHER CAMPUSES MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK JD)~~H~l rm&~S~lr~ &m~ JFlrn~m~n7ffi®~~m1t~

She's talking to rodents· Badger on the rocks Squirrels have become more than disease carrying: rat-like ro­ The rowdiness associated with our esteemed student section at dents to many Stanford University students, reports the Stanford athletic events pales in comparison to the depth and originality Daily. Much like the spoiled, overfed breed prevalent in these parts displayed at the University of North Dakota. According to U. The of the woods, Stanford'sblack squirrels have a tendency to become National College Newspaper, a UND student was recently fined $75 attached to the passing campus residents. In fact, one squirrel known for throwing a dead badger on the ice rink prior to a game between as "Dizzy" collects its peanuts from a bowl on one employees desk North Dakota and the University of Wisconsin Badgers. Appar­ rather than hunt for food on its own. Dizzy apparently has few ently, it's a tradition at the school to throw a a dead version of the morals. As her guardian states, "She's probably responsible for the LaPhonso Ellis: Ellis, a senior forward for the men's basketball Tanya Williams: Williams, a junior on the women's swim team from opponentsmascot onto the ice prior to the start of the game. Security squirrel population around here." Yetis appears some may be taking Boca Raton, FL, went to the NCAA swimming championships in team from East St. Louis, a, was a dominating force at both ends attempts to keep this practice at a miniim~m by Searching the this human/rodent contact a little too far. One optimistic employee of the floor in Notre Dame's 64-47 drubbing of the Kansas State Austin, TX, last weekend where she faired very well. Williams students before they enter. Hopefully the tradition can be ended states, "She's real smart. I'm kind of waiting for her to reach up and Wildcats in the second round of the NIT Basketball Tournament fmished 18th in the 200-meter individual medlay, tied for 17th in the before North Dakota ends up utilizing potential rink-destroying open the door or call me on the phone." Keep waiting. played at the JACC. Ellis tallied 15 points on offense an 15 lOO-meter backstroke, and fmished 10th in the 200-meter backstroke. mascots from UNL V (Sharks), Pittsburgh (panthers), or even a rebounds on defense. Most impressive, however, were Ellis' eight Williams' times of 2:03.06 in the individual medlay and 56.07 in the dreaded Indiana Hoosier~: . Dance Riot at Berkeley blocked shots, a number that is now in the Notre Dame record 100-meter backstroke were personal bests. In these events, Williams University of California at Berkeley students decided to go on an books. "Their shots seemed to be in slow motion," said Ellis. missed the consulation rounds by two and one spots respectively. extended looting rampage after they were turned away from.a popular Fraternity dance, according to The Chronicle of Higher Education. The violence took place on a stretch of Telegraph Avenue,a main thoroughfare, and included guns being fIred and the ~~~ breaking of store windoms .. Over $15,000 worth of damage oc­ SUBWAY Has A Sandwich curred after the students were excluded from the dance in the Student linion. Hopeful dancers were apparently outraged when they heard strains of "Hoochie Coochie La La La" but were unable to partici- F or ANY Size Appetite! ! ! pate. .

Light Appetites! Big Appetites! .I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough ••• In the age of the 12-step therapy group and self-esteem counsel­ 6 Inch Cold Cut Combo: 6 FootP ing, one can now easily judge one's maturity level with just a few facts according to the Stanford Student Body supplement. A 'grown-up' is characterized as having. "a capacity to be alone and Anything for extra credit· be comfortably reflective or active; the capacity to structure 'down Some studen ts in Profes~or Bruce Smackey' s marketing class will time,' to see it as an opportunity instead of a dreaded stretch of do anything for extra credit - even suffer through a date with another lonely hours'.' and has "an essential optimism about himself and member of the class, according to U, The National College News­ others." For those ofyou considered to be 'child-like' you muSt paper. The Lehigh University professor believes that male-female have "a capacity to attend to other people's needs, deal with the relationships on college campuses have become deplorable. Stu­ realities of the workplace and social world while maintaining a Only $1.49/ dents who agree to go out with another member of the class receive sense of humor, perspective and caring." Sound painfully dull, additional credit. "Dating is an enjoyable experience. I wish more don't they? Last but not least, everyone's favorite and most students would forget the fears of rejection and get motivated to prevalent personality - the childish person "bears an inordinate meet other people," Mackey said. However, the dating disaster is sense of entitlement that is striking in its pervasiveness and "notjustatLe~igh, butinsocietyasa whole." Tak~heartND,you're unsettling when encountered repeatedly." That's inorelike it. 0 Over 30 Locations In not alone. The Michiana Area! Edited by Mike Owen

20 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 21 s ,4

SPORTS ON OTHER CAMPUSES MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK JD)~~H~l rm&~S~lr~ &m~ JFlrn~m~n7ffi®~~m1t~

She's talking to rodents· Badger on the rocks Squirrels have become more than disease carrying: rat-like ro­ The rowdiness associated with our esteemed student section at dents to many Stanford University students, reports the Stanford athletic events pales in comparison to the depth and originality Daily. Much like the spoiled, overfed breed prevalent in these parts displayed at the University of North Dakota. According to U. The of the woods, Stanford'sblack squirrels have a tendency to become National College Newspaper, a UND student was recently fined $75 attached to the passing campus residents. In fact, one squirrel known for throwing a dead badger on the ice rink prior to a game between as "Dizzy" collects its peanuts from a bowl on one employees desk North Dakota and the University of Wisconsin Badgers. Appar­ rather than hunt for food on its own. Dizzy apparently has few ently, it's a tradition at the school to throw a a dead version of the morals. As her guardian states, "She's probably responsible for the LaPhonso Ellis: Ellis, a senior forward for the men's basketball Tanya Williams: Williams, a junior on the women's swim team from opponentsmascot onto the ice prior to the start of the game. Security squirrel population around here." Yetis appears some may be taking Boca Raton, FL, went to the NCAA swimming championships in team from East St. Louis, a, was a dominating force at both ends attempts to keep this practice at a miniim~m by Searching the this human/rodent contact a little too far. One optimistic employee of the floor in Notre Dame's 64-47 drubbing of the Kansas State Austin, TX, last weekend where she faired very well. Williams students before they enter. Hopefully the tradition can be ended states, "She's real smart. I'm kind of waiting for her to reach up and Wildcats in the second round of the NIT Basketball Tournament fmished 18th in the 200-meter individual medlay, tied for 17th in the before North Dakota ends up utilizing potential rink-destroying open the door or call me on the phone." Keep waiting. played at the JACC. Ellis tallied 15 points on offense an 15 lOO-meter backstroke, and fmished 10th in the 200-meter backstroke. mascots from UNL V (Sharks), Pittsburgh (panthers), or even a rebounds on defense. Most impressive, however, were Ellis' eight Williams' times of 2:03.06 in the individual medlay and 56.07 in the dreaded Indiana Hoosier~: . Dance Riot at Berkeley blocked shots, a number that is now in the Notre Dame record 100-meter backstroke were personal bests. In these events, Williams University of California at Berkeley students decided to go on an books. "Their shots seemed to be in slow motion," said Ellis. missed the consulation rounds by two and one spots respectively. extended looting rampage after they were turned away from.a popular Fraternity dance, according to The Chronicle of Higher Education. The violence took place on a stretch of Telegraph Avenue,a main thoroughfare, and included guns being fIred and the ~~~ breaking of store windoms .. Over $15,000 worth of damage oc­ SUBWAY Has A Sandwich curred after the students were excluded from the dance in the Student linion. Hopeful dancers were apparently outraged when they heard strains of "Hoochie Coochie La La La" but were unable to partici- F or ANY Size Appetite! ! ! pate. .

Light Appetites! Big Appetites! .I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough ••• In the age of the 12-step therapy group and self-esteem counsel­ 6 Inch Cold Cut Combo: 6 FootP ing, one can now easily judge one's maturity level with just a few facts according to the Stanford Student Body supplement. A 'grown-up' is characterized as having. "a capacity to be alone and Anything for extra credit· be comfortably reflective or active; the capacity to structure 'down Some studen ts in Profes~or Bruce Smackey' s marketing class will time,' to see it as an opportunity instead of a dreaded stretch of do anything for extra credit - even suffer through a date with another lonely hours'.' and has "an essential optimism about himself and member of the class, according to U, The National College News­ others." For those ofyou considered to be 'child-like' you muSt paper. The Lehigh University professor believes that male-female have "a capacity to attend to other people's needs, deal with the relationships on college campuses have become deplorable. Stu­ realities of the workplace and social world while maintaining a Only $1.49/ dents who agree to go out with another member of the class receive sense of humor, perspective and caring." Sound painfully dull, additional credit. "Dating is an enjoyable experience. I wish more don't they? Last but not least, everyone's favorite and most students would forget the fears of rejection and get motivated to prevalent personality - the childish person "bears an inordinate meet other people," Mackey said. However, the dating disaster is sense of entitlement that is striking in its pervasiveness and "notjustatLe~igh, butinsocietyasa whole." Tak~heartND,you're unsettling when encountered repeatedly." That's inorelike it. 0 Over 30 Locations In not alone. The Michiana Area! Edited by Mike Owen

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And Now A Word From Spy l~v~ng on your own ijt aijn~t chijc Here's something a little different in the wake of Monsieur Manners' untimely death which will hopefully match his sarcastic bite. The excerpts below are dispatches from the pages of SPY magazine. In case you're not familiar with it, Spy is the outrageous and often shocking Liz Graner explains living alone means more than shoplifting Neutrogena magazine from the nation's most outrageous and shocking city (New York, if there was a doubt). Most importantly, SPY is downright funny. The magazine satirizes everything in public Iire and trends from George Bush to the 100 most annoying people, places, and events of the year. Enjoy. - r "TWILA, G'WAN DOWN TO THE (when you get caught shoplifting By Liz Graner Neutrogena™), some patience (starvation) Is Ann B. Davis Rose Mary Woods? UNOCAL AND PICK ME UP SOME RED MAN!". I guess it didn't work because and perserverence (knowing how not to get We knew it was much more than a hunch - the similarities between our favorite television family and the life and times of our 37th when I was returning a ball to one of the caught shoplifting Neutrogena™ or your president were too uncanny to be coincidence, despite the fact that there was never an episode in which Greg and Marcia drunkenly engaged n overly-defensive friend of mine A (seventeen or so) children, his parent (trailer finer needs) can make those pennies (liter­ Henry Kissinger in prayer. claims that since i's so "fashionable" to get out into the world and live on your park Mama) did not seem too interested in ally - pennies) go a little further. So use befriending me. She hollered, "Brandon, git some frugality (Suave™ products suck) and The Brady Bunch own, he's decided to stay with his parents for Richard Milhous Nixon yer butt over here, and if you git ran over by I'm sure you can get by (I prefer to call up Brady has five letters the next decade or so. "Yes, my friend," I Nixon has five letters a car and die, I'll kill you!". good old Daddy). Presidency began in 1969 Series began in 1969 replied, "worrying about whether or not I have enough money to buy the less coarse Entertainment is nota problem when your Yes, for those of you considering leaving Presidency ended in August 1974 Series ended in August 1974 the security of yoUr GIenviews, your Edinas, _ bathroom tissue is indeed fashionable. I life is so interesting (911 operators know me Native southern Californian -Native southern Californians bynamenow). I don't have a television, but or your downtown Newark, New Jerseys, I Returned to TV in 1974 (with David Frost) Returned to TV in 1977 (with Brady Bunch Hour) can't imagine why Cosmo hasn't trekked to Lasalle Street to do a cover story on my real life is the best drama in itself. One night fully suggest living on your own to get a feel Staged early-1980's comeback (with The Real War) Staged early-1980's comeback (with The Brady Brides) last summer, I got to listen to the trailer park for what it will be like for the rest of your Six Crises Six children unfurnished apartment and unintentional weight-loss program." Mama and her husband beat the stuffing out lives (as long as Daddy can afford it and Was lawyer in previous job Mike Brady was lawyer in previous job (on The Defenders) of one another, and then both of them beat up doesn't demand for me to move back home). Big football fan Greg star of Westdale High grid team Life in the fast lane (gang territory) is not only invigorating (as a result of the exercize the cop. Occasionally, the collegiate urge to It's a good opportunity to see how you can Secretly taped conversations in White House, 1971 Peter secretly taped conversations in 'house, 1971 live (what you can live without), and proves Pat Nixon referred to as "Lonely Lady" of San Clemente Carol Brady referred to as "lovely lady" in theme song I get running from the bus stop be­ fore twilight hits), but it is also a that Mom might have been right when she First secretary of Defense gruff but tolerable Melvin Laird Gruff but lovable Sam the butcher played by Allan Melvin good life lesson such as don't go in gave you all of those "Beer budget/cham­ Had a beloved dog, Checkers Had a beloved dog, Tiger to the friendly neighborhood grocer pagne taste" lectures (or start dealing crack). and squeal, "B ut where do you keep When you think about it, it does boggle Meet the Nobelists! the Ben and Jerry's? I have, in the the mind, the never-ending battle to make THIS MONTH'S QUESTION: What is the best way to eat an Oreo cookie? process of assimilating into my new the decision of what to do beyond the environment, learned much about graduation date; the decision of whether to Dr. Daniel Nathans, 1978 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedicine: years ... much to my regret. You dunk it about halfway in and eat half myself. I regret being a liberal arts save money to for the $60 million dollars or "I haven't eaten Oreos for a while ... I eat animal cookies with my the cookie, then dunk it a quarter, and so forth ... I hope none of my major, I know why my mother so that financial aid offices claim you owe granddaughter. I generally bite off the head first, then proceed in a friends see this." yelled, "Spoiled heathen!" into the them and stay at home, or brave the forces of bit more random way toeat the rest ... Maybe that sort of, let's say, phone all of the ti me, and I wouldn't not having a security system and/or armed dehumanizes them ... But this is sort of ruminating without any Dr. Baruj Benacerraf, 1980 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedi­ mind being the proud owner of a guard and live on your own somewhere, say, conviction that I've got my finger on anything." cine: "I have eaten an Oreo; apparently it is something which Doberman right about now. Living Leisurely Liz at Lizards Thicket forinstance, downtown South Bend? I have happens to one in one's life. My grandchildren love it, and it is put on my own has taught me that I only have Country Cookln' chosen to do the latter for a while, and have Dr. Hamilton O. Smith, 1978 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedi­ out by Nabisco, right? It is pleasant, but it certainly does not one person upon whom I could rely go out (drink heavily) with my comrades discovered that I am as dumb as I look. cine: "Ilove to take them apart; I don't know why. [Not] completely compare with better forms of food. I eat it with two fingers of one (DADDY). arises, so Ijust call up and see what's on for However, the way-off-campus lifestyle has apart: I like to take one piece off and then the other, with the white hand. Every time I eat a cookie like that, I take it out of the package Isupposelreallycouldn'tsaythatIdon't the evening ("DEBBIE, GET ME THE taught me a valuable lesson - I'm going to filling still on it, [anel] I eat that :.. then -I eat the single side, and eat it, usually in a couple of swallows. I was very careful not to feel safe in my apartment (with the excep- HELL OUT OF HERE!"). But, as most of start dating M.B.A.' s. . 0 separately." eat any more than that, because I tend to be chubby." tion of when I'm home), because my neigh- us know by now, it is better to make one's bors have been nothing but nice (they laugh own fun, especially when you live by Dr. J. Michael Bishop, 1989 Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medi­ Dr. Gertrude B. Elion, 1988 Nobel Prize in-PhysiologylMedi­ atme).Ihaveconsideredmodifyingsomeof yourself. Talk radio at night usually takes cine: "Dunk itin tea. Dunking cookies is part of my heritage-central cine: "Oh, for heaven's sake, what kind of a question is that? ... I eat my idiosyncrasies to fit into the community my mind off my fear. Liz "Lizzie" Graner is theformer Entertain­ -Pennsylvania. I think it's a way to revive stale baked goods. Oreos them straight out of the package." 0 (trading in my.pearls for a Raiders jacket); Finally, it is necessary to know how to ment Editor ofScholastic. Her hobbies and may 110t be stale, but they're drtainly crunchy. You dunk them, and I've even shown a family-oriented side to budget when you plan on making those extra interests include cocktail waitressing, hop­ then they're nice and soft. i don't eat Oreos now, anyway. It's been the folks (caucasoid refuse) across the street. few cents (actually few extra cents) go a little scotch and Tuesday nights with the bowling I pretended to have a daughter and yelled, further. Sometimes, it may seem a little hard league. 22 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 23 i ;':._ ~' - . 3

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And Now A Word From Spy l~v~ng on your own ijt aijn~t chijc Here's something a little different in the wake of Monsieur Manners' untimely death which will hopefully match his sarcastic bite. The excerpts below are dispatches from the pages of SPY magazine. In case you're not familiar with it, Spy is the outrageous and often shocking Liz Graner explains living alone means more than shoplifting Neutrogena magazine from the nation's most outrageous and shocking city (New York, if there was a doubt). Most importantly, SPY is downright funny. The magazine satirizes everything in public Iire and trends from George Bush to the 100 most annoying people, places, and events of the year. Enjoy. - r "TWILA, G'WAN DOWN TO THE (when you get caught shoplifting By Liz Graner Neutrogena™), some patience (starvation) Is Ann B. Davis Rose Mary Woods? UNOCAL AND PICK ME UP SOME RED MAN!". I guess it didn't work because and perserverence (knowing how not to get We knew it was much more than a hunch - the similarities between our favorite television family and the life and times of our 37th when I was returning a ball to one of the caught shoplifting Neutrogena™ or your president were too uncanny to be coincidence, despite the fact that there was never an episode in which Greg and Marcia drunkenly engaged n overly-defensive friend of mine A (seventeen or so) children, his parent (trailer finer needs) can make those pennies (liter­ Henry Kissinger in prayer. claims that since i's so "fashionable" to get out into the world and live on your park Mama) did not seem too interested in ally - pennies) go a little further. So use befriending me. She hollered, "Brandon, git some frugality (Suave™ products suck) and The Brady Bunch own, he's decided to stay with his parents for Richard Milhous Nixon yer butt over here, and if you git ran over by I'm sure you can get by (I prefer to call up Brady has five letters the next decade or so. "Yes, my friend," I Nixon has five letters a car and die, I'll kill you!". good old Daddy). Presidency began in 1969 Series began in 1969 replied, "worrying about whether or not I have enough money to buy the less coarse Entertainment is nota problem when your Yes, for those of you considering leaving Presidency ended in August 1974 Series ended in August 1974 the security of yoUr GIenviews, your Edinas, _ bathroom tissue is indeed fashionable. I life is so interesting (911 operators know me Native southern Californian -Native southern Californians bynamenow). I don't have a television, but or your downtown Newark, New Jerseys, I Returned to TV in 1974 (with David Frost) Returned to TV in 1977 (with Brady Bunch Hour) can't imagine why Cosmo hasn't trekked to Lasalle Street to do a cover story on my real life is the best drama in itself. One night fully suggest living on your own to get a feel Staged early-1980's comeback (with The Real War) Staged early-1980's comeback (with The Brady Brides) last summer, I got to listen to the trailer park for what it will be like for the rest of your Six Crises Six children unfurnished apartment and unintentional weight-loss program." Mama and her husband beat the stuffing out lives (as long as Daddy can afford it and Was lawyer in previous job Mike Brady was lawyer in previous job (on The Defenders) of one another, and then both of them beat up doesn't demand for me to move back home). Big football fan Greg star of Westdale High grid team Life in the fast lane (gang territory) is not only invigorating (as a result of the exercize the cop. Occasionally, the collegiate urge to It's a good opportunity to see how you can Secretly taped conversations in White House, 1971 Peter secretly taped conversations in 'house, 1971 live (what you can live without), and proves Pat Nixon referred to as "Lonely Lady" of San Clemente Carol Brady referred to as "lovely lady" in theme song I get running from the bus stop be­ fore twilight hits), but it is also a that Mom might have been right when she First secretary of Defense gruff but tolerable Melvin Laird Gruff but lovable Sam the butcher played by Allan Melvin good life lesson such as don't go in gave you all of those "Beer budget/cham­ Had a beloved dog, Checkers Had a beloved dog, Tiger to the friendly neighborhood grocer pagne taste" lectures (or start dealing crack). and squeal, "B ut where do you keep When you think about it, it does boggle Meet the Nobelists! the Ben and Jerry's? I have, in the the mind, the never-ending battle to make THIS MONTH'S QUESTION: What is the best way to eat an Oreo cookie? process of assimilating into my new the decision of what to do beyond the environment, learned much about graduation date; the decision of whether to Dr. Daniel Nathans, 1978 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedicine: years ... much to my regret. You dunk it about halfway in and eat half myself. I regret being a liberal arts save money to for the $60 million dollars or "I haven't eaten Oreos for a while ... I eat animal cookies with my the cookie, then dunk it a quarter, and so forth ... I hope none of my major, I know why my mother so that financial aid offices claim you owe granddaughter. I generally bite off the head first, then proceed in a friends see this." yelled, "Spoiled heathen!" into the them and stay at home, or brave the forces of bit more random way toeat the rest ... Maybe that sort of, let's say, phone all of the ti me, and I wouldn't not having a security system and/or armed dehumanizes them ... But this is sort of ruminating without any Dr. Baruj Benacerraf, 1980 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedi­ mind being the proud owner of a guard and live on your own somewhere, say, conviction that I've got my finger on anything." cine: "I have eaten an Oreo; apparently it is something which Doberman right about now. Living Leisurely Liz at Lizards Thicket forinstance, downtown South Bend? I have happens to one in one's life. My grandchildren love it, and it is put on my own has taught me that I only have Country Cookln' chosen to do the latter for a while, and have Dr. Hamilton O. Smith, 1978 Nobel Prize in PhysiologylMedi­ out by Nabisco, right? It is pleasant, but it certainly does not one person upon whom I could rely go out (drink heavily) with my comrades discovered that I am as dumb as I look. cine: "Ilove to take them apart; I don't know why. [Not] completely compare with better forms of food. I eat it with two fingers of one (DADDY). arises, so Ijust call up and see what's on for However, the way-off-campus lifestyle has apart: I like to take one piece off and then the other, with the white hand. Every time I eat a cookie like that, I take it out of the package Isupposelreallycouldn'tsaythatIdon't the evening ("DEBBIE, GET ME THE taught me a valuable lesson - I'm going to filling still on it, [anel] I eat that :.. then -I eat the single side, and eat it, usually in a couple of swallows. I was very careful not to feel safe in my apartment (with the excep- HELL OUT OF HERE!"). But, as most of start dating M.B.A.' s. . 0 separately." eat any more than that, because I tend to be chubby." tion of when I'm home), because my neigh- us know by now, it is better to make one's bors have been nothing but nice (they laugh own fun, especially when you live by Dr. J. Michael Bishop, 1989 Nobel Prize in Physiology/Medi­ Dr. Gertrude B. Elion, 1988 Nobel Prize in-PhysiologylMedi­ atme).Ihaveconsideredmodifyingsomeof yourself. Talk radio at night usually takes cine: "Dunk itin tea. Dunking cookies is part of my heritage-central cine: "Oh, for heaven's sake, what kind of a question is that? ... I eat my idiosyncrasies to fit into the community my mind off my fear. Liz "Lizzie" Graner is theformer Entertain­ -Pennsylvania. I think it's a way to revive stale baked goods. Oreos them straight out of the package." 0 (trading in my.pearls for a Raiders jacket); Finally, it is necessary to know how to ment Editor ofScholastic. Her hobbies and may 110t be stale, but they're drtainly crunchy. You dunk them, and I've even shown a family-oriented side to budget when you plan on making those extra interests include cocktail waitressing, hop­ then they're nice and soft. i don't eat Oreos now, anyway. It's been the folks (caucasoid refuse) across the street. few cents (actually few extra cents) go a little scotch and Tuesday nights with the bowling I pretended to have a daughter and yelled, further. Sometimes, it may seem a little hard league. 22 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 23 i ;':._ ~' - . , ,. $ 4

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particular, "to know exactly how we got mented. This correspondence could be let­ pletely new dimension of history. The here, the decisions that were made on the ters home or to friends, diaries or journals, or committee's scholarly approach does not hiring of faculty, the financial priorities we anything at all that would serve to recreate obliterate the personableness which can be a Glancing ack have had over the y~ars, why certain de­ undergraduate life here. Schlereth contin­ sincere part of history. The committee is partments were set up, why we do not have ued by saying that "we'd be most happy to interested in official records and published The Committee on the History o/the University a medical school, why we do not have vari­ receive" anything the students deem of his­ sources. Yet perhaps a more important ous other things that we could have; in short, torical influence. tributary of the historic method is the per­ collectsed and preserved Notre Dame's history how all this developed." Although Fr. Blantz remains extremely sonal, in a sense, humble, approach. The In gathering historical materials, system­ active on the committee, his retirement as university as seen by the students is just as Compiled by Kristin Greeley has obtained, through the work of the com- president and other official matters. "We atically organizing them, and then making niversity archivist and committee chairman important, and perhaps more so, than the mittee, copies of important materials housed really don't have," he continued, "that much them accessible, the committee is attempt­ will be realized before too long. As an university seen by the board of trustees. "DustYbutfasCinating." These are the in other depositories of the Congregation of information from a student's point of view. ing to raise the consciousness of the uni­ associate professor of history, he feels he is Every student is an intricate and essential words with which junior Barb Frey Holy Cross. Tom Schlereth noted that in the So that is why we are making an added effort versity community about its past. Schlereth not able to devote enough of his time to the component of the university. And Fr. describes part of hednvolvement with the spring of 1975, "The university acquired these days to collect student reCords." sees a resurgent interest into Notre Dame's committee causes as he would like to: "I Blantz, Tom Schlereth and the rest of the Committee on the History of the university. from the Archives of the Indiana province of The committee's efforts to eventually past, and he hopes that this will continue. He think it would be valuable for the operation committee see and encourage this notion. The committee, set up by university provost the priests of Holy Cross 49 rolls of micro- produce a history, perhaps multi-volumed; stated that "many members of the University here in the archives to have a full-time per­ In not too many years, we will be able to Fr. James T. Burtchaell in 1973, has as one mm of records pertinent to the work of the of the university is no revolutionary en­ faculty, staff, administration arid student son." Both he and Fr. Burtchaellagreedthat, touch Notre Dame only in our memories. of its objectives the collection and preserva­ congregation in the United States from 1842 deavor. Many schools have prepared his­ body on their own initiative have offered because the committee was demanding We will look back on these years with some tion of materials pertinent to a study of through 1909." In addition, the university tories of their particular institutiOI1.s. Yet, suggestions or collected and forwarded per­ more and more time, a full-time archivist degree of fondness . .A bit of history will be Notrc Dwne's history. For Barb Frey, that also received a xeroxed copy of "Brother this history will document not only the tinent materials, and for all of this we are was needed. There has been no specific date in us, to complement the history which has sometimes'means rummaging through Aidan's Extracts," a mariuscript document- happenings on a few thousand acres in grateful." Yet there is still a need to en­ set for his retirement. "It could conceivably been recorded. 0 documents over a hundred years old. She is ing the work of the Holy Cross Brothers at northern Indiana over a span of 150 years. courage more student involvement in the be tomorrow, or in a year or year and a half," the student representative on the committee, Notre Dame and throughout the Midwest The history liltimately becomes, in the committec's project. "One thing we'd Blantz stated. This article originally appeared in the working with Fr.ThomasE.Blantz, chair­ Also, with the encouragement from the words on Tom Schlereth,. "a cosmopolitan definitely like to receive a great deal more of While talking with Fr. Blantz and Tom May 2, 1977 issue of Scholastic and was man, and Thomas Schlereth, secretary. committee, the University Archives has story," due to the university'S broad' and is stur"'nt rnrresnondence," Schlereth com- Schlereth, one comes to appreciate a com- written by staff member T. Peter O'Brien. This committee also has, in the words of continued its project of conducting oral. extensive influence. Fr. Blaritz, two other goals in mind: "to history interviews with persons particularly " The pommittee'sresearch can also serve encourage further interest and research 'into knowledgeable about University life and the present community of Notre Dame by Notre Dame's history," and "to support, history. "Approximately 12 retired mem- giving lis a sense of present identity, a sense perhaps sponsor, a definite history of the bers of the faculty have been interviewed of who. and what is responsible for Notre University at least by the sesquicentennial . concerning academic and student life here at Dame being what it is. today. ·Schlereth year, 1992." Notre Dame since World War I," Schlereth commented that'most people think only The committee has inet on an aVerage of noted. . 'about the future or long-range goal of a three times a year since its inception and is Through its research into the. annals of the committee such as this - the collection of collecting materials from a variety of early years of Notre Dame, the committee materials so that someone in the future caD sources. ;Naturally, one of the most valuable has discovered a few student organizations understand what went on years ago. Yetthis storehouses of historical data on the uni­ and publications which had been forgotten data is also of immediate significance.· versity is to be found in the personal collec­ for decades. In addition, it recently acquired Schlereth stated that a "marvelous example tions of alumni. Fr. Blantz has made it a the lecture notes of a student who was was the Student Life Commission's exami­ point to notify the alumni of this committee, present at a series of lectures given by the natiOn of past disciplinary regulations and asking them if they have any material at all prominent Catholic author, G. K. other questions considered in the late"60's, which would be of value to this committee Chesterton, in Washington Hall in 1930. because they seemed to be surfacing again in or to future historians. In particular, alumni The Chesterton Review, a Canadian journal, their meetings now in the mid '70's. They are being asked to contribute photographs, is in the process now of recapturing as much found, after some digging, some material personal correspondence and copies of stu­ ,of the series as possible from this student's which was useful to them here and now." dent publications- specifically small hall notes. Interesting photographs surface peri- Blantz supported this idea by saying that one papers or newsletters which may have only odically, as do short-lived hall newspapers. of the purposeS of the Committee is to enable . survived for a year or two. Blantz commented that there is an adequate us to know and to grasp better our own During the last four years, the university amount of information from the office of the history and our own contributions, and in 24 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 25 , ,. $ 4

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particular, "to know exactly how we got mented. This correspondence could be let­ pletely new dimension of history. The here, the decisions that were made on the ters home or to friends, diaries or journals, or committee's scholarly approach does not hiring of faculty, the financial priorities we anything at all that would serve to recreate obliterate the personableness which can be a Glancing ack have had over the y~ars, why certain de­ undergraduate life here. Schlereth contin­ sincere part of history. The committee is partments were set up, why we do not have ued by saying that "we'd be most happy to interested in official records and published The Committee on the History o/the University a medical school, why we do not have vari­ receive" anything the students deem of his­ sources. Yet perhaps a more important ous other things that we could have; in short, torical influence. tributary of the historic method is the per­ collectsed and preserved Notre Dame's history how all this developed." Although Fr. Blantz remains extremely sonal, in a sense, humble, approach. The In gathering historical materials, system­ active on the committee, his retirement as university as seen by the students is just as Compiled by Kristin Greeley has obtained, through the work of the com- president and other official matters. "We atically organizing them, and then making niversity archivist and committee chairman important, and perhaps more so, than the mittee, copies of important materials housed really don't have," he continued, "that much them accessible, the committee is attempt­ will be realized before too long. As an university seen by the board of trustees. "DustYbutfasCinating." These are the in other depositories of the Congregation of information from a student's point of view. ing to raise the consciousness of the uni­ associate professor of history, he feels he is Every student is an intricate and essential words with which junior Barb Frey Holy Cross. Tom Schlereth noted that in the So that is why we are making an added effort versity community about its past. Schlereth not able to devote enough of his time to the component of the university. And Fr. describes part of hednvolvement with the spring of 1975, "The university acquired these days to collect student reCords." sees a resurgent interest into Notre Dame's committee causes as he would like to: "I Blantz, Tom Schlereth and the rest of the Committee on the History of the university. from the Archives of the Indiana province of The committee's efforts to eventually past, and he hopes that this will continue. He think it would be valuable for the operation committee see and encourage this notion. The committee, set up by university provost the priests of Holy Cross 49 rolls of micro- produce a history, perhaps multi-volumed; stated that "many members of the University here in the archives to have a full-time per­ In not too many years, we will be able to Fr. James T. Burtchaell in 1973, has as one mm of records pertinent to the work of the of the university is no revolutionary en­ faculty, staff, administration arid student son." Both he and Fr. Burtchaellagreedthat, touch Notre Dame only in our memories. of its objectives the collection and preserva­ congregation in the United States from 1842 deavor. Many schools have prepared his­ body on their own initiative have offered because the committee was demanding We will look back on these years with some tion of materials pertinent to a study of through 1909." In addition, the university tories of their particular institutiOI1.s. Yet, suggestions or collected and forwarded per­ more and more time, a full-time archivist degree of fondness . .A bit of history will be Notrc Dwne's history. For Barb Frey, that also received a xeroxed copy of "Brother this history will document not only the tinent materials, and for all of this we are was needed. There has been no specific date in us, to complement the history which has sometimes'means rummaging through Aidan's Extracts," a mariuscript document- happenings on a few thousand acres in grateful." Yet there is still a need to en­ set for his retirement. "It could conceivably been recorded. 0 documents over a hundred years old. She is ing the work of the Holy Cross Brothers at northern Indiana over a span of 150 years. courage more student involvement in the be tomorrow, or in a year or year and a half," the student representative on the committee, Notre Dame and throughout the Midwest The history liltimately becomes, in the committec's project. "One thing we'd Blantz stated. This article originally appeared in the working with Fr.ThomasE.Blantz, chair­ Also, with the encouragement from the words on Tom Schlereth,. "a cosmopolitan definitely like to receive a great deal more of While talking with Fr. Blantz and Tom May 2, 1977 issue of Scholastic and was man, and Thomas Schlereth, secretary. committee, the University Archives has story," due to the university'S broad' and is stur"'nt rnrresnondence," Schlereth com- Schlereth, one comes to appreciate a com- written by staff member T. Peter O'Brien. This committee also has, in the words of continued its project of conducting oral. extensive influence. Fr. Blaritz, two other goals in mind: "to history interviews with persons particularly " The pommittee'sresearch can also serve encourage further interest and research 'into knowledgeable about University life and the present community of Notre Dame by Notre Dame's history," and "to support, history. "Approximately 12 retired mem- giving lis a sense of present identity, a sense perhaps sponsor, a definite history of the bers of the faculty have been interviewed of who. and what is responsible for Notre University at least by the sesquicentennial . concerning academic and student life here at Dame being what it is. today. ·Schlereth year, 1992." Notre Dame since World War I," Schlereth commented that'most people think only The committee has inet on an aVerage of noted. . 'about the future or long-range goal of a three times a year since its inception and is Through its research into the. annals of the committee such as this - the collection of collecting materials from a variety of early years of Notre Dame, the committee materials so that someone in the future caD sources. ;Naturally, one of the most valuable has discovered a few student organizations understand what went on years ago. Yetthis storehouses of historical data on the uni­ and publications which had been forgotten data is also of immediate significance.· versity is to be found in the personal collec­ for decades. In addition, it recently acquired Schlereth stated that a "marvelous example tions of alumni. Fr. Blantz has made it a the lecture notes of a student who was was the Student Life Commission's exami­ point to notify the alumni of this committee, present at a series of lectures given by the natiOn of past disciplinary regulations and asking them if they have any material at all prominent Catholic author, G. K. other questions considered in the late"60's, which would be of value to this committee Chesterton, in Washington Hall in 1930. because they seemed to be surfacing again in or to future historians. In particular, alumni The Chesterton Review, a Canadian journal, their meetings now in the mid '70's. They are being asked to contribute photographs, is in the process now of recapturing as much found, after some digging, some material personal correspondence and copies of stu­ ,of the series as possible from this student's which was useful to them here and now." dent publications- specifically small hall notes. Interesting photographs surface peri- Blantz supported this idea by saying that one papers or newsletters which may have only odically, as do short-lived hall newspapers. of the purposeS of the Committee is to enable . survived for a year or two. Blantz commented that there is an adequate us to know and to grasp better our own During the last four years, the university amount of information from the office of the history and our own contributions, and in 24 SCHOLASTIC MARCH 26, 1992 25 a=

FINAL WORD

Looking Forward ...

I by Greg Butrus and Molly O'Neill I I I... ~ elieveit ornot, student government has the ability to Every year student government presents reports to B effect change in every aspect of life at Notre Dame. the board of trustees to the board on issues which The possibilities are limited only by the ideas and enthu­ students consider vital to the university. The topic of siasm of those involved. Concentrating on both short and this year's frrstreport was the quality of undergraduate long-term goals, student government acts as the direct education. This is an issue which direct! y affects every voice of student concerns to the administration. student at the university. By presenting "Back to An issue ofmajor concern this year is date rape. As we Basics," student government made the board painfully speak, student government is working in conjunction aware of how the undergraduate students feel about with the office of student affairs to improve the presen­ the transition toward becoming a national research tation of current policy; which is clearly inadequate. This .institute and what effect the move will have on the . change will result in a more compassionate of accusers quality of undergraduate education. while respecting the rights of the accused. The second report, which will be presented to the Student government is also negotiating with the aca­ board during the May meeting, will deal with financial demic council on the issue of increasing the number of aid. Student government will present the board with a study days. The issue is already on the agenda for the clear picture of the problems perceived and a list of April meeting, and it could resolved within the next few recommendations for change. months. The official university calendar could easily . Next year's student governIpent has many long­ have two additional study days (and two fewer class range goals that will better the campus life in the years days) next semester. . to come. The Card system is one of these goals. This A large amount of what student government aCCOm­ system, operating on a declining balance system (like plishes is without great pUblicity. For three weeks, a checking account) will allow students to pay for student government has been working against a new anything on campus, just as they do in the bookstore. . policy that will severely restrict food and drinks in the Another long-term goal is the. remodeling and ex­ library. This policy contains many basic flaws: the pansion of Lafortune to create a true student center . . inconsistency .that only the undergraduates will be re­ We mustrecognize that much of what is good about stricted, not faculty, staff or graduate students; the lack of Notre Dame today comes to us by the efforts of evidence that a problem exists; and the failure to consult students past. With this in mind, we approach long­ students during the creation of the policy. term objeCtives with an eye to improving the lives of Next year's student government will continue a strong students future. emphasis on short-range planning. Some of these goals By pursuing both short-te.pnand long-term goals, include improvin,g the safety of students both on and off student government can improve the quality of student campus and increasing the amount of 24-hour space for life at Notre Dame .. With the input of a concerned students. student body and the efforts of a student government Greg Butrus and Creative ideas and good people working hard to committed to change, this will be a year of progress for Molly O'Neill are achIeve their goals are what it takes for student govern­ Notre Dame. the 1992-93 ment to be effective. Many of these goals deal with the Molly and I are very honored to have been elected to student body long-term objectives of the university and how they serve as president and vice-president of the student president and effect the student body. Student government helps shape body. With your help, we will make next year one to .- the direction of the university by demonstrating valid remember! 0 vice-president. 0 concerns and presenting viable solutions to the admin­ I istration. Making reports to the board of trustees is one The opinions expressed in this column do not ~ of the ways this ~s accomplished. necessarily reflect those of Scholastic. ~CH26, 1992 27 a=

FINAL WORD

Looking Forward ...

I by Greg Butrus and Molly O'Neill I I I... ~ elieveit ornot, student government has the ability to Every year student government presents reports to B effect change in every aspect of life at Notre Dame. the board of trustees to the board on issues which The possibilities are limited only by the ideas and enthu­ students consider vital to the university. The topic of siasm of those involved. Concentrating on both short and this year's frrstreport was the quality of undergraduate long-term goals, student government acts as the direct education. This is an issue which direct! y affects every voice of student concerns to the administration. student at the university. By presenting "Back to An issue ofmajor concern this year is date rape. As we Basics," student government made the board painfully speak, student government is working in conjunction aware of how the undergraduate students feel about with the office of student affairs to improve the presen­ the transition toward becoming a national research tation of current policy; which is clearly inadequate. This .institute and what effect the move will have on the . change will result in a more compassionate of accusers quality of undergraduate education. while respecting the rights of the accused. The second report, which will be presented to the Student government is also negotiating with the aca­ board during the May meeting, will deal with financial demic council on the issue of increasing the number of aid. Student government will present the board with a study days. The issue is already on the agenda for the clear picture of the problems perceived and a list of April meeting, and it could resolved within the next few recommendations for change. months. The official university calendar could easily . Next year's student governIpent has many long­ have two additional study days (and two fewer class range goals that will better the campus life in the years days) next semester. . to come. The Card system is one of these goals. This A large amount of what student government aCCOm­ system, operating on a declining balance system (like plishes is without great pUblicity. For three weeks, a checking account) will allow students to pay for student government has been working against a new anything on campus, just as they do in the bookstore. . policy that will severely restrict food and drinks in the Another long-term goal is the. remodeling and ex­ library. This policy contains many basic flaws: the pansion of Lafortune to create a true student center . . inconsistency .that only the undergraduates will be re­ We mustrecognize that much of what is good about stricted, not faculty, staff or graduate students; the lack of Notre Dame today comes to us by the efforts of evidence that a problem exists; and the failure to consult students past. With this in mind, we approach long­ students during the creation of the policy. term objeCtives with an eye to improving the lives of Next year's student government will continue a strong students future. emphasis on short-range planning. Some of these goals By pursuing both short-te.pnand long-term goals, include improvin,g the safety of students both on and off student government can improve the quality of student campus and increasing the amount of 24-hour space for life at Notre Dame .. With the input of a concerned students. student body and the efforts of a student government Greg Butrus and Creative ideas and good people working hard to committed to change, this will be a year of progress for Molly O'Neill are achIeve their goals are what it takes for student govern­ Notre Dame. the 1992-93 ment to be effective. Many of these goals deal with the Molly and I are very honored to have been elected to student body long-term objectives of the university and how they serve as president and vice-president of the student president and effect the student body. Student government helps shape body. With your help, we will make next year one to .- the direction of the university by demonstrating valid remember! 0 vice-president. 0 concerns and presenting viable solutions to the admin­ I istration. Making reports to the board of trustees is one The opinions expressed in this column do not ~ of the ways this ~s accomplished. necessarily reflect those of Scholastic. ~CH26, 1992 27 s

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••• Looking Back

.- - Iby Joseph Blanco and David Fiorenza

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\-l-!~::Y, 'fH-Af Nr'PN1- 50 JiAD. ::c 11Hr-l1( NExf1il-'lE (LL CALt-l-lIl'I {?{ \\-15 NAY1~. eleb. rations provide opportunities to reflect on campus. The topic, discussed at great length in student C the past. No doubt, our current Sesquicen- government's recent "Back to Basics" report, has been tennial celebration provides all members of our addressed by no less than two meetings of the board of community a reasonable opportunity to examine trustees, numerous articles and letters tp the editor in both Notre Dam~'s past, its strengths, weaknesses, mis- Scholastic and The Observer, one Student Union Board takes and accomplishments. Such a reflection is program, certain departments all across campus, faculty, more than appropriate, particularly at this time, ad.ministrators and even one strip from "Spelunker." considering Fr. Malloy's recent initiation of the Most impressively, this topic has inevitably been dis­ Colloquy for the 2000 - a committee encompassing cussed by students in nearly every hall council meeting Po-T -CP-EAr'\ DI~TRIe.\lTION H~ persons from all facets of the university, whose we attended this year, and we attended at least one in fo~ NO"n~.~ VAI'\E.·S foot> 5IS~'l1Ch purpose is not so much to reflect, but to forge ahead every undergraduate residence .hall. .. Unlike so many UE:'A1'I'I& -rM"" \~'("o f:\c.-"t'loN. as visionaries. And it is in the midst of this scenario other student issues, we actually forced the university to of contrast that Notre Dame is moving to become a examine what is happening to us. . "National Catholic Research University." Now the university as an institution must examine the It is our contention that this recent move by the issue, and there is no better format for such an examina­ university focuses too much on the future with too tion then the Colloquy. Members of the Colloquy and little attention on the past, and the danger exists that individuals across campus should understand that our JAC.J<. EHCOU..rrEX5 O~E.OF' 11le: -ritA!!'" ~! I'D"'" SE"">iO, . such a neglect of the past will ultimately the very vision for the future rriust be framed with an understand­ 'W~~,. TN!. ~! ... ! 'Puc.l<.S ;:'R.OI;\, TIiE: LAKE. ... r .. ~ "!'RAID :I wl\~ IIMI1I6 aspects of Notre :pame of which we are proud ~ a iilg of our past, and a recognition of the present problems ""<.I(~ U.N'T TALI(. I. -rHINK (OR A SErt»JD)!oU SoM£KI>lOO~ "1<'I~sll'(~UlJ,,~ !lEY, 1.11TLc 6U~ I,lH\' Yta!!~ """VN! WHe:~1! F'1JIS1l84GJ( "'I/o", ~e:u...l strong Catholic undergraduate education. It is this facing undergraduates. Ifour vision is not framed in such Al!,£N',. V.~ D.",N SO( Aq 'i'''~ - "'_"PA"IE:. ••• AN~.I/I~ w~1' 'IX> VDll ,,/JEO':: 1IJt:: LAKE.S ~ specific danger that gave us the impetus to serve the a manner, then the question is begged, "Is a strong lJ:>C»( So S-rUPIQ? &'60, Yoo.tR., 1",," .... ,s,.AltIL'I' Notre Dame community as the student body presi- Catholic undergraduate education even a part of Notre 'CAUSe: ,'.... ~el\t:: Q 's1I1"I'RESSet> S~ ~"E dent and vice-president. We admit that we had our Dame's vision for the future?" -rALJ(u/G". y.U, 1$ CA.... SIN6 doubts about whether the undergraduates in general We cannot presently give ample writing to each issue )f4)!!-.j\ ~NI )f HA~\.uc"IA'TIOMS • shared our views, but those doubtS were destroyed facing students. On behalf of all members of student {c W during the campaign a little over a year ago when government, we have done our best over the past year to ~t~~J1 student after student voiced concern about the in- address other issues including off-campus crime, sexual (J/ (J ..., "'f· ARI"':'£S ,...... v .. t~ &/,.:111· creasing size' of undergraduate classes, decreasing assault, student input to the DuLac revisions and other ~ class availability and the constant university rhetoric issues. After one year of service to the community, we LA-re~ -(MAl Pl.", JAC.K SiES -rIlE 1/",. ANGT]lI. ~"" "'II HelP the backing of the students to legitimately force the to lead, and we thank all students for their support WoRE IlALLU"N~"'N)AtllI i'L\ ~ "".. . V:~Ir<.e R1611f. 'gU'( "THo Le~ECIl~U>l \ Joeseph Bianco and QuA"';! AS '!)lE. l-!D"'IEST 6ut "'~'" '00 '(Oil KEEP university at large to address these campus-wide throughout the past year .. With no regrets, we wish Greg .... ~ ...,. ...'2C.'0t.\tlcJl~ OM (AMP~S ... ~"PIII6 1-11<0. 1ll.rtr~ David Fiorenzo are ~c~~~ undergraduate concerns.' Butrus and Molly O'Neill the best of luck over the I',.., AtWrNEll. ~AL~MAn'N 8

28 SCHOLASTIC s

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••• Looking Back

.- - Iby Joseph Blanco and David Fiorenza

=-__'U-- \r/

\-l-!~::Y, 'fH-Af Nr'PN1- 50 JiAD. ::c 11Hr-l1( NExf1il-'lE (LL CALt-l-lIl'I {?{ \\-15 NAY1~. eleb. rations provide opportunities to reflect on campus. The topic, discussed at great length in student C the past. No doubt, our current Sesquicen- government's recent "Back to Basics" report, has been tennial celebration provides all members of our addressed by no less than two meetings of the board of community a reasonable opportunity to examine trustees, numerous articles and letters tp the editor in both Notre Dam~'s past, its strengths, weaknesses, mis- Scholastic and The Observer, one Student Union Board takes and accomplishments. Such a reflection is program, certain departments all across campus, faculty, more than appropriate, particularly at this time, ad.ministrators and even one strip from "Spelunker." considering Fr. Malloy's recent initiation of the Most impressively, this topic has inevitably been dis­ Colloquy for the 2000 - a committee encompassing cussed by students in nearly every hall council meeting Po-T -CP-EAr'\ DI~TRIe.\lTION H~ persons from all facets of the university, whose we attended this year, and we attended at least one in fo~ NO"n~.~ VAI'\E.·S foot> 5IS~'l1Ch purpose is not so much to reflect, but to forge ahead every undergraduate residence .hall. .. Unlike so many UE:'A1'I'I& -rM"" \~'("o f:\c.-"t'loN. as visionaries. And it is in the midst of this scenario other student issues, we actually forced the university to of contrast that Notre Dame is moving to become a examine what is happening to us. . "National Catholic Research University." Now the university as an institution must examine the It is our contention that this recent move by the issue, and there is no better format for such an examina­ university focuses too much on the future with too tion then the Colloquy. Members of the Colloquy and little attention on the past, and the danger exists that individuals across campus should understand that our JAC.J<. EHCOU..rrEX5 O~E.OF' 11le: -ritA!!'" ~! I'D"'" SE"">iO, . such a neglect of the past will ultimately the very vision for the future rriust be framed with an understand­ 'W~~,. TN!. ~! ... ! 'Puc.l<.S ;:'R.OI;\, TIiE: LAKE. ... r .. ~ "!'RAID :I wl\~ IIMI1I6 aspects of Notre :pame of which we are proud ~ a iilg of our past, and a recognition of the present problems ""<.I(~ U.N'T TALI(. I. -rHINK (OR A SErt»JD)!oU SoM£KI>lOO~ "1<'I~sll'(~UlJ,,~ !lEY, 1.11TLc 6U~ I,lH\' Yta!!~ """VN! WHe:~1! F'1JIS1l84GJ( "'I/o", ~e:u...l strong Catholic undergraduate education. It is this facing undergraduates. Ifour vision is not framed in such Al!,£N',. V.~ D.",N SO( Aq 'i'''~ - "'_"PA"IE:. ••• AN~.I/I~ w~1' 'IX> VDll ,,/JEO':: 1IJt:: LAKE.S ~ specific danger that gave us the impetus to serve the a manner, then the question is begged, "Is a strong lJ:>C»( So S-rUPIQ? &'60, Yoo.tR., 1",," .... ,s,.AltIL'I' Notre Dame community as the student body presi- Catholic undergraduate education even a part of Notre 'CAUSe: ,'.... ~el\t:: Q 's1I1"I'RESSet> S~ ~"E dent and vice-president. We admit that we had our Dame's vision for the future?" -rALJ(u/G". y.U, 1$ CA.... SIN6 doubts about whether the undergraduates in general We cannot presently give ample writing to each issue )f4)!!-.j\ ~NI )f HA~\.uc"IA'TIOMS • shared our views, but those doubtS were destroyed facing students. On behalf of all members of student {c W during the campaign a little over a year ago when government, we have done our best over the past year to ~t~~J1 student after student voiced concern about the in- address other issues including off-campus crime, sexual (J/ (J ..., "'f· ARI"':'£S ,...... v .. t~ &/,.:111· creasing size' of undergraduate classes, decreasing assault, student input to the DuLac revisions and other ~ class availability and the constant university rhetoric issues. After one year of service to the community, we LA-re~ -(MAl Pl.", JAC.K SiES -rIlE 1/",. ANGT]lI. ~"" "'II HelP the backing of the students to legitimately force the to lead, and we thank all students for their support WoRE IlALLU"N~"'N)AtllI i'L\ ~ "".. . V:~Ir<.e R1611f. 'gU'( "THo Le~ECIl~U>l \ Joeseph Bianco and QuA"';! AS '!)lE. l-!D"'IEST 6ut "'~'" '00 '(Oil KEEP university at large to address these campus-wide throughout the past year .. With no regrets, we wish Greg .... ~ ...,. ...'2C.'0t.\tlcJl~ OM (AMP~S ... ~"PIII6 1-11<0. 1ll.rtr~ David Fiorenzo are ~c~~~ undergraduate concerns.' Butrus and Molly O'Neill the best of luck over the I',.., AtWrNEll. ~AL~MAn'N 8

28 SCHOLASTIC wa-ry TIHE CUll T ANI) LENN~ IKfPA VITZl In a survey conducted by SUB's marketing department last semester in which a random sampling of Notre Dame students were asked which bands SUB might bring to campus, the following results were reported:

Response Rate: 21.6%

How did The Cult and Lenny Kravitz place? Tied for second out of 12 choices given.

How were The Cult and Lenny Kravitz selected? 1) Financial constraints or 2) unaccepted bids of other bands.

WIH~ !iUWIE MANDEll In a similar survey conducted for comedians, the following results were reported:

Response rate: 25%

How did Howie Mandel do? One of top 2 choices out of 6 provided.

More information to support Howie: Howie Mandel Sold out (3300 tickets) at the Star Plaza February 21, 1992 at $20 per ticket.

The Student Union Board decided to publish this page in response to the criticisms the Board has been subject to in recent weeks. SUB does not plan any event without carefully considering whether or not the student body will support it. In the Board's defense. a few other things to note are:

1) Regardless of the event. SUB always goes for a breakeven/loss in order to provide the lowest possible ticket price for the student body.

2) In the past. SUB has been criticized by the student body for not bringing in any big name entertainers. We tried to change that this year. based upon input we gathered from the students.

3) SUB is at the will of the entertainer as far as dates are concerned. Furthermore. just because SUB wants an entertainer does not mean that they are 1)available. and 2)interested in coming to Notre Dame.

In closing, we regret that The Cult and Lenny Kravitz did not go over the way we had planned. However, we would like you to consider other events SUB has done/will do this year, including:

SUB movies Sleeping Beauty Ballet The BoDeans Collegiate Jazz Festival Material Issue Joe Clark Sophomore Literary Festival Panama City Trip AnTostal Casino Night Michigan Football ticket raffle Fall Mall Michigan City Trip Bookstore Basketball Danny Glover

,. On btil1 ~~he ~t~dent unio~ ( cp, J~w\t ( . ~ ~ vJ ~n'n amsa Board Manager Beth Wittman, Director of Programming

STUDENT UNION BOARD