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by Crafe Gilford on the heels of The Sporting know what to say." Ohio State. holds Yuletide dinner THE BG NEWS News naming Hicks defensive Players from more than 100 "It's honor to think that a panel PAST FALCONS TO THE BG NEWS Senior nose guard Brandon player of the year in the Mid- Division I schools were eligible to of people sat down and decided 1 PLAY IN THE EAST- The Bowling Green commu- Hicks recorded 52 tackles and American Conference. make the All-American list. should be on one of these WEST SHRINE GAME nity and University faculty and seven sacks en route to helping 1 licks is the 15th football play- Many of which are from larger teams," Hicks said. 1960 Bemie Casey, RB staff will have the opportunity lead the Falcon football team er from the University to win an schools from conferences like Although being named All- 1973 Tony Bell, DB to celebrate the holiday season back to prominence widi an 8-3 All-American honor and the first the Big Ten and the ACC. American is an individual honor, 1975 Sieve Studer.C with an "Okie English" mist. record. Now, he's been named since kicker Brian Lever in 1994. Hicks said he was honored to Hicks said the award belongs to 1978 Jeff Groth.WR Today and Saturday, the fourth-team All-American by "It's great, it's an honor," Hicks be put in the same category as his team as much as it belongs to 1985 Brian McClure, QB Bowling Green Singers, Dining The Sporting News. said. "My coach told me at our guys from such universities as 1999 Jason Slrasser, K Services, the Student Union The most recent award comes banquet. I was floored, 1 didn't Florida State, Penn State and ALL-AMERICAN. PAGE 2 and Sky Bank present the 34th Annual Olde English Yuletide Dinner at 7 p.m. in 101 Olscamp Hall. The evening will begin with a brass performance and singing. Following the intro- duction a four course meal will be served. ITS explains slow Internet During the dinner, strolling madrigals will serenade the guests and a court jester will be by Kara Hull present to entertain. THE BG NEWS According to Nancy Joseph, Progress has been made in the associate director of Dining combined effort of Information Services, the Yuletide dinner Technology Services and the has become a tradition for the Residential Computing Bowling Green community Connection to address problems that attracts people from all expressed by students in regard over Northwest Ohio. to the recently slow-paced infor- "It's good exposure for the mation highway. University, and it's a good com- According to Bruce Petryshak. munity event," Joseph said. the University's chief informa- Tickets are S25 for adults and tion officer, the main problem $20 for students and are avail- that plagues the network is stu- able through Catering dents using various types of Arrangements at 372-6951. applications, such as Morpheus, Meal plans and BiG Charge Jo download music and movies. may be used for purchasing • Students who use this type of tickets. application are "putting their Ticket prices include a tradi- own computer information at tional Old English meal con- risk." said Timothy King assis- sisting of wassail cup (hot tant director of Residence I ife fi ir cider), roasted potates, roast information technology. "They beef with Yorkshire pudding, are essentially turning their com- glazed baby carrots and flam- puters into servers, and they're ing plum pudding with hard sharing information that they sauce. may not know they're sharing. Also, they are allowing them- selves to be profiled in ways they may not choose if they were given the information to be pro- filed." The Supernet, which is the local network and infrastructure Flu around campus, "has been per- forming remarkably well," Petryshak said. According to Petryshak. the majority of prob- Sirah Casio BG News shot lems or restrictions reported by FINALS: Residents in Founders resident computer lab work on end-of-the-semester assignments. students arc happening on the Internet. restrict the use of any recreation- the University. Our purpose of recreational applications, they work administrator for ITS, fire- The issue of slow Internet al Internet sites, "we don't do networking is for educational are encouraging responsible use walls exists on the borders of the use access is "hitting everybody dial" Petryshak said. However, and research activities" of these applications. campus network in order to across the United States" diese applications take a lower Petryshak said. The University is also currently "protect people from things on Petryshak said. While some col- priority "because they are not While ITS and RCC are not experiencing a rise in virus activ- leges have policies which limit or directly in the mission of the with denying students the right to use ity. According to Mike Smith, net- rises ITS, PAGE 2 by Shannon E. Kolkedy THE BG HEWS A recent Associated Press article reported that many doc- LSU assists local Latino tors are recommending the flu Work shooter pleads guilty vaccination to more individuals to eliminate the possibility of high school students confusing flu symptoms with HAMILTON, Ohio(AP) — A murder in the Sept. 28, 2000, years to life in prison on the anthrax symptoms. The Center woman accused of fatally shoot- shooting death of Darlene aggravated murder charge with for Disease Control and by Chuck Soder Education. Prevention, however, does not ing a colleague in front of co- Adams, 42, of Newport, Ky. an additional mandatory three THE BG NEWS workers at a packaging plant Prom's lawyer Greg Howard As pan of the program, LSU recommend this. years for using a gun. Most of Bowling Green High members have been meeting pleaded guilty to murder yester- had said Wednesday that he did Brenda Cox. a Butler County In fact, the CDC released School's Latino students have with Latinos at the high school information stating that most day and was sentenced to 18 not believe he could defend assistant prosecutor, said yester- poor grades and sit in the back years to life in prison. Prom on the insanity plea day that Prom's plea agreement for tutoring sessions three flu-like symptoms are caused of the classroom. The Latino times a week since the middle by illnesses other than influen- Sophal Prom, 35, of Fairfield, because two psychologists reduced the sentence to 15 years Student Union plans to change entered the plea in Butler found she was sane at the time of to life with an additional three of October. za and anthrax. Some of the that. "Wfe help them with home- County Common Pleas Court the shooting. years for using a gun. most common symptoms and was sentenced by Judge H.J. Prom, who has been held at Micaela Aguilera, a Spanish work in all subjects for about an include headaches, fever, body Prom and Adams both teacher at the high school, ran a hour and a half every Monday, Bressler. the Summit Behavioral worked at Prestige Display & aches and fatigue. computer „n c . Wednesday and The demand for flu vaccina- She had pleaded innocent by Healthcare Center, was sched- search and Before, there was reason of insanity in October uled to go on trial Dec. 17. She Friday," tions, however, continues to found that Resendez said. 2000 to a charge of aggravated could have been sentenced to 20 SHOOTING, PAGE 2 no voice — Latinos grow. According to Health.com, the average Aguilera and flu shots are an important type grade point were sort of off to LSU members of treatment for individuals average of the side. Most don't spoke with the who suffer from various health students Latino students problems, but in recent years, who classi- participate in about their atti- the availability of flu vaccina- fied them- activities tude toward high tions has not met the growing selves as school. "They demand. Mediator chosen for funding Latino was MICAELA AGUILERA, SPANISH felt they couldn't The CDC recommends that beneath 2.0. relate to the by Andrew Welsh-Huans ning dispute between environ- yesterday named Bellman to TEACHER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Later she material," FLU. PAGE 2 mentalists and off-road vehicle negotiate settlement talks in the found that most of them sit in Resendez said. "The teachers COLUMBUS, Ohio — In 35 enthusiasts on Cape Cod state's decade-old fight with the back of their classes and don't know (the students') cul- VACCINATION years of dispute resolution, National Seashore. schools over how Ohio pays for participate in few extracurricu- ture. And Latino students Howard Bellman has entered "That was a case in which education. lar activities. couldn't read their own history Where: Student Health frays involving Indian tribes and there had been a lot of effort, and The court ordered the talks She sought ISU's help, call- because it isn't taught" Center their fishing rights, black stu- there was a real sense there was after twice declaring Ohio's ing Iris Resendez, the group's Ethnic stereotypes have hurt Mon. Tues., Wed., Mi 8:00 dents alleging discrimination something intractable about it, school-funding system uncon- president students' motivation, she and proposed rules for storing a.m. to 11:15 a.m and 1:30 both in terms of personalities stitutional, and then ruling in Resendez and LSU Vice added. "They said they didn't radioactive waste. p.m to 3 p.m. involved and in terms of the September the system would be President Frank DeLeon met like to be stereotyped or classi- But the 64-year-old Ohio issues," Bellman said yesterday constitutional if the state spent Aguilera. and they decided to fied as a picker," she said. The Thurs.: 9:15 a.m. to 11:15 native says the case that embod- from his Madison, Wis„ office. start the LATE program — a.m and 1:30 p.m. to 3:00 ies his skills Involved a long-run- SCHOOL FUNDING, £AGE 2 The Ohio Supreme Court on T atlnnc ftHiiinrinn TKrnimh I ITF PAHF ? p.m. 2 Friday, December 14,2001 BG NEWS

FLU, FROM PAGE 1 tion this year caused the Food registered nurse with Student the vaccination. UTE. FROM PAGE 1 attitudes would change." and Drug Administration to Health Services. "Students can receive the flu LSU is already making such individuals who suffer from asth- postpone distribution of the vac- University Student Health vaccination until the last dose is word "picker" refers to the fact plans. ma, diabetes and heart disease cination. Services recommends that all given," DeSilvio said. that many of their parents were "We want to take them to and individuals over the age of 65 Wood County, however, students take advantage of the "Sometimes dosages are still migrant farm workers. some social events," Resendez get vaccinations. Also, people received its expected dosages on vaccination availability on cam- available at the beginning of the LSU members like Resendez said. "Maybe dinner theater, or who work around a lot of illness- time, and later, an additional 500 pus, DeSilvio said. spring semester." set a good example for the high some LSU activities." es, such as school teachers and dosages more than it normally Flu vaccinations are available On a yearly basis, scientists try school students, especially when The LATE program is already health workers, should be vacci- receives. for students in the Health Center to determine which strains of it comes to academic success, bearing fruit. After only two nated. "In the beginning, we limit Mondays, Tuesdays, the flu virus will be most com- Aguilera said. "Basically, (LSU months, the students have The Morbidity and Mortality issuing the vaccinations to indi- Wednesdays and Fridays from 8 mon. Once they determine this, members) say you want to go to shown improvement Weekly Report said that approxi- viduals who are considered high to 10 am. and 130 to 3 p.m. and scientists grow the virus in collegeTThis is how you do it.'" "Teachers said some of them mately 26 million fewer flu vacci- risk," Ferrell said. "But, once we Thursdays from 9:15 to 11:15 chicken eggs and then mix them Most of LSU's 100-plus mem- have moved to the front of class nations were available at the end open up our clinics, we will give it am. and 1:30 to 3 p.m. with chemicals to weaken or kill bers tutor the high school's and speak up more," Resendez of October 2001 than were avail- to anyone who wants it." Faculty and staff members can them. The most common way approximately 50 Latinos. said. "They have more confi- able at the same time in 1999. The health department receive their vaccinations today to receive the vaccination is in "Some need help in math, dence and motivation." The University and Wood charges $12 for the vaccination for a cost of $12 from 8 to 10 am. the form of an injection. government and some in Aguilera agrees: "I can see a County have been relatively and Medicare patients can have According to the CDC the best Contrary to what some peo- English," Resendez said. "Mostly difference in the attitudes of unaffected by this trend. the bill sent directly to their time to receive the flu vaccina- ple may believe, the vaccina- math, though." some students already." She According to Kathy Ferrell, insurance company. tion is in October or November, tions cannot give a person the Better grades aren't LSU's only then described how students clinic supervisor at The University purchased and but because of national short flu, DeSilvio said. The most goal. "The program is brand have taken pride in the LATE County Health Department, received the same amount of supplies this flu season, individ- common side effect is soreness new, so there's still a lot we want problems with the production vaccine dosages as they have in uals should not think that in the arm in which the vaccina- to do," Aguilera said. program, looking forward to with the production of vaccina- the past, said Betty DeSilvio, a December is too late to receive tion is given. Getting Latino students to meetings and even offering participate in campus events ideas for a group T-shirt. would help them become famil- "Before, there was no voice — iar with a college environment, Latinos were sort of off to the ALL-AMERICAN, FROM PAGE 1 SHOOTING, FROM PAGE 1 shots at Adams, who was hit 17 best his client could have she said. "They could tour the side. Most don't participate in times, a coroner's report hoped for. University or maybe sit in on activities," she added. "Now, to himself. Packaging in Fairfleid, about 15 showed. "She takes five different med- some classes. They would say, see their enthusiasm, that's a "It's definitely a symbol of miles north of Cincinnati. Cox said Prom would be held ications to control significant 'hey this is for me to' and their major accomplishment." team success," he said. "There's Cox said Prom was on an in the Butler County jail until psychological problems and no way (the panel) would have assembly line with Adams and her transfer to the Ohio mental illness, but the psychol- even looked at me if we didn't apparently had been upset that Department of Rehabilitation ogists' finding that she was sane have that success." she could not keep up with the and Correction for placement at the time of the shooting After being announced as an pace of Adams' work. Prom in a prison. made it impossible to defend ITS, FROM PAGE 1 tection and stop viruses before Ail-American over the week- went home for a gun, returned Howard said yesterday that her on the insanity plea," he they can reach college campus- end, it was learned yesterday to the plant and fired numerous the plea agreement was the said. the Internet and protect the es, including Bowling Green. that Hicks will play in the East- Internet from us." The Ohio Academic Research West Shrine game at Safeco Viruses which spread through Network (ORNET) is the official Field in San Francisco on Ian. e-mail are a particular concern service provider for the for ITS and RCC because the 12. SCHOOL FUNDIN6. FROM PAGE 1 able, they'll tie you up in law- "You're not going to find any- University and is aiding in the existing firewalls are located current situation. According to Each of the nations top grad- suits forever. Do you want that?" body better," said John between the Supemet and the Toby Singer, ITS executive direc- uating seniors are chosen to more money on it The successful agreement, Matthews, the union's executive Internet. Once a virus finds its play in the Shrine Game every For years, tensions on Cape which finds an alternative place director who said he's often tor, ORNET "really do respond way to the Supemet, "it's easy for year. Hicks will be the seventh Cod had been growing between for dune buggies and fishing been on the other side of issues and are very proactive." it to really take off on campus" Falcon ever to play in the game. environmentalists trying to pro- during nesting season, went as Bellman. "He's tenacious, he's Also, RCC, is "trying to be said Bill Gerwin, ITS systems proactive and visit students who "We are very excited that tect the endangered piping into effect in 1998. got the patience oflob." manager. According to Gerwin, have reported problems" Brandon has accepted our invi- plover, which nests in dunes, During his career, Bellman Not all of Bellman's efforts are such viruses "can be devastating Gerwin said. RCC is attempting tation to play in the East-West and local fishermen using off- negotiated a cleanup of the successful. In January 2000, a to this campus because we have Shrine Game," Said lack Hart, road vehicles to reach their Housatonic River in both to find "the best mix in terms of federal magistrate suspended such a strong network" in which executive director of the game, favorite fishing spots, Malcolm Massachusetts and Connecticut tuning the system to give the attempts led by Bellman to students, faculty and staff utilize in a press release. "We are Wilbur, the park's chief of and helped the U.S. Nuclear best performance to students" mediate the Rockford, III., e-mail opportunities. Gerwin said. extremely pleased to have a administration, said Thursday. Regulatory Commission devel- school district's decade-long "It is a constant struggle "We still want that communi- representative from Bowling "Over the years positions had op procedures for licensing a racial discrimination lawsuit. because every time we block a Green State University." become quite firmly high-level radioactive waste cation open," said Michael The judge said the three- virus, somebody comes up with Hicks said he is looking for- entrenched and there was a repository Hachtel, RCC coordinator. "If an member panel was no longer a new virus," Gerwin said. ward to the opportunity of great deal of acrimony between He also has negotiated individual is having problems, making progress. At the time. This problem appears to be a playing against some of the the two groups," Wilbur said. between the state of Wisconsin we don't know about it until they Bellman said wide gaps global concern, and is not limit- nation's best college football Bellman entered the picture and Indian tribes over gambling contact us." between the opponents and ed to the University. players in 1995. To the dune buggy rid- agreements and off-reservation While 100 percent perfor- their underlying mistrust of "This is not an issue unique to "The coaches told me I was ers. Bellman argued, "if you guys fishing. mance was not expected from Bowling Green," Smith said. going to San Francisco and I don't sit down at the table, the Bellman regularly helps nego- each made compromise diffi- day one, ITS continues to work Measures are being taken on the thought they were talking park service is going to make the tiate talks between the 5,000- cult. to improve the network. King state level to provide virus pro- about a bowl game," Hicks said. rules by default," Wilbur said. member Madison Teachers Inc. Bellman said yesterday that said. "I'm really excited to go play in To the park service, Bellman union and the Madison, Wis., mediation is not an end in itself, that game." argued, "these guys are going to school board, as he did success- but rather a strategy for getting make your life absolutely miser- fully in February 1999. something done.

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4 4 rm running... itwasavery difficult decision for me. 55 —California Rep. Gary Condit, announc- ing he will run for re-election despite the con- troversy surrounding his role in the disap- pearance of intern Chandra Levy. A forum ol itws ind Mas Humor for any situation

too. Don't panic, friends. Andy is up, Andy- ANDY here for you. 1 understand your Golden Rule No. 3: Self-depre- SH0TWELL plight because I too have made cating humor is always safe. three, maybe four bad jokes in This rule is especially impor- Opinion Columnist the past 22 years. Now, because tant for guys. When your girl- 1 am a humanitarian, I like to friend asks you "Why are you My friend and I were walking give a little something back to going to the mall?" she has back to our car after an intense my readers from time to time. unknowingly handed you the game of Golden Tee at So, as a public service, I have perfect opportunity to make a Downtown. We were minding decided to give you some guide- joke, but be careful. The male our own business, when a car lines to follow when attempting mind often finds it difficult to stopped and the moron in the the art of humor. Follow these discriminate which joke is front seat took it upon himself four Golden Rules of Comedy, appropriate for the intended to shout at us from his window. and you're assured to be more audience. If one of your male Apparently this ogre was angry entertaining than at least one buddies had asked you the that we forced him to wait a guy in Bowling Green. same question, "to see if they fraction of a second while we Golden Rule No. 1: The "whis- make pants big enough to fit crossed the street in front of his per test" is your best friend. your fat ass" is a perfectly car. It took him a minute, but My friend in the car should acceptable humorous response eventually his primitive alcohol- pay special attention to this one. Unfortunately, if you weren't soaked brain fired his last func- We've all said things that we thinking and said this to your tioning neuron and cued him to wish we could take back. You girlfriend, it could take the shout, "Hey, are you guys com- were trying to be funny, but you majority of a year before she ing from Uptown? Are you fags came off as sounding insensi- touches you again. Play it safe going to go (have sex)?" tive, rude or plain ignorant My boys, make fun of yourself and Because it was dark, he advice to you is this. Before you win her heart. Next time she apparently didn't notice to say something out loud, whis- says, "Why are you going to the whom he was speaking. I can per it to yourself and make sure mall?" say something like, "I only assume that if he had read that it makes sense and is need to pick up a new face and even one of my articles and wit- appropriate for the situation. some abs" (swish). As long as You'll gawk at some of the things you have some degree of self- President Ribeau doesn't nessed first hand my firm grasp of the English language and you almost said. The whisper confidence, she'll laugh and superior intellect, he may have test has saved me from embar- probably tell you how hot you thought twice about challenging rassment on a number of occa- are. deserve salary increase me to verbal combat Because I sions. Practice this test, and Golden Rule No. 4: Never could see he was an amateur, I you'll prevent ignorant remarks, underestimate the power of a like "Hitler wasn't all bad" or "mother" joke. decided to go easy on him. right. shame on you President Ribeau! Although a respectable publica- "Yes, now that you mention it, makes a living off JOEL The administration claims to You should be ashamed for set- those jeans do make you look tion like The BG News will not of this rule. The mother joke has FREIMARK strive to be a "premiere living ting such an example of greed fat," from slipping out of your enjoyed a renaissance in the print my exact words, I said and learning institution." But and neglect for those around mouth. past few years. Although mother something to the effect of, "If Guest Columnist how can they achieve this goal you. How can you press Core you're that interested in my sex Golden Rule No. 2: Learn jokes are often used in despera- when they constantly neglect Values upon others when you life, call up your girlfriend and when to bail out tion, they are a sure fire way to Let be begin by saying that I those who keep it running year yourself obviously lack in moral ask her about it" (cue rim shot). We've all been there. It usually make your friends laugh. Why am a STUDENT. Let me further in and year out The students You could see the concentra- happens when you're trying to did 1 shave off my goatee? character and compassion. say that I was nothing short of depend on a great faculty to Last year, the University stole tion on his face as he frantically impress the opposite sex. The Because your mom likes the appalled when I read that the help them achieve their acade- searched his hollow head for conversation is going smoothly way my smooth face feels on the winter holidays from the Board Of Trustees decided to mic goals, but other Universities University community by run- something, anything funny to when to your horror, you make her chest (bada bing). See how give President Ribeau a $43,000 are taking our best educators by say back to me. He decided on an "unjoke," something so easy it is? Some may ask, "But ning finals well into the holiday pay increase. If my calculations offering them better pay. what could have been the worst unfunny that it actually makes aren't mother jokes a bit sopho- season. This year, they are are correct, he now makes more And by the way, last time I comeback in the entire history people frown and stare at you moric?" Maybe But they are adding on faculty cuts, some of than the President of the United checked, aren't we in a budget which were obviously avoidable. of comebacks: "No, I'll call your with contempt This whole situ- most definitely funny, unless crisis? girlfriend." First off, that's not ation could have been avoided if your friend's mother is dead. States! By making this move, the To the faculty, I am truly sorry Aren't people losing their jobs even an insult, let alone funny. you simply would have used the That would just be mean. If your Trustees and President Ribeau that your "leader" has left you in At the very least say "I'll call your whisper test, but you didn't and friend's mother is in fact sick or have absolutely robbed the because we can no longer afford the dust. boyfriend." That would have now you have to deal with the has passed away, find an alter- University faculty of money their salary? WAKE UP SIDNEY!! And to President Ribeau and made some sense in the context consequences. Learn to cut your native way to be funny, you THEY are far more deserving of! $43,000 is someone's salary! It the Board Of Trustees, while you of the conversation. Second, 1 losses and bail out. Never, and 1 insensitive bastard. FACT: On average, Bowling may not seem like much to are sitting back in your new don't even have a girlfriend (I repeat, never continue talking If you use these simple guide- Green State University has the someone pulling in OVER house relaxing over this winter guess the joke is on me after all). and try to save your joke. You're lines and make sure not to laugh LOWEST PAID FACULTY IN $200,000 as is but. to others, it break, 1 hope you think of the The above interaction did not just digging your own grave at your own jokes, you should THE STATE OF OHIO! can change a life faculty members who have to anger me. In fact, I actually felt deeper. The only damage con- be rewarded with the sound of FACT: The state of Ohio ranks If President Ribeau was a truly tell their families that the sorry for the guy in the car. I trol possible is to openly admit hearty belly laughs in no time If nearly last in average salaries great leader and a truly great University can no longer afford tried to imagine how pathetic that you are a moron. This can all else fails and you desperately across the United States. man, he would have declined their salary. life must be for someone who is be done in a variety of ways. need to make people laugh, hit From these two simple the pay increase and asked that And to the entire University unable to develop a coherent Personally, when I make an one of your friends in the crotch FACTS, one could argue that the it be given to the faculty. community, if you're looking for joke. Then I got to thinking; unjoke I prefer to look up at the with a baseball or make fun of University has some of the low- Shame on you Trustees!! It is the Grinch, I am quite sure he some of my faithful readers may ceiling as if I'm talking to myself, Brown's running back, Ben Gay. est paid faculty members in the now obvious that we cannot now resides full time in the be suffering from this affliction and firmly say out loud, "Shut These two gags are timeless. COUNTRY! This simply is not TRUST vou at all!! Most of all. Mr-Fall Onrpr" Ribeau's increase unreasonable

^k / 1 www.bgnews.com year. Thus by increasing private school. Through his 210 West Hall scon Ribeau's salary 19 percent he is institution of "Visions and Bowling Green HOFFMAN basically receiving what many Values," the possible creation of State University citizens can only hope to make community time in which no Bowling Green Guest Columnist in a year. classes will take place, and Ohio 43403 Phone:(419)372-2602 The second reason as to why through the vast increases in Fax: (419) 372-6967 The other day I picked up the Sidney Ribeau's raise is inappro- tuition, our STATE University is E-mail Seminal Tribune off of my front priate is the poor way in which being driven into private college bgnews01istproc.bgsu.edu porch and saw a cover story that he has run the University with prices, as well as gaining _1_^ \J) KIMBERLY DUPPS, EDITOR-IN-CI-IN-CHIEF baffled me. The article was regard to the students. Ribeau homogenous views with no reporting the size and reason of makes efforts to institute diversity. Sidney Ribeau's pay increase. "Visions and Values," a new stu- Thus, in conclusion, I am per- EDITORIAL BOARD ASSISTANT EOITORS ADVERTISING The article stated that Ribeau dent union, squandered money sonally offended that the MARIE CHICHE, CO-NEWS EDITOR CRAIG CIFFORD. SPORTS FEATURES ED. JOSH MESSED, ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE on a pseudo Supemet and a University would have the will receive a 19 percent pay SHANNON KOLKEDY, CO-NEWS EDITOR Wia E SANDERS. CO- ASST NEWS EDITOR BRIAN KLOPP, ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE possible curriculum change that audacity to give Sidney Ribeau. increase which amounts to will include some sort of facade whom already makes $230,000, NICK HURM. SPORTS EDITOR DAN NIED, CO- ASST. NEWS EDITOR I0E CALABRESE. ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE roughly $43,000 a year. This USA BETTINGER.A&E EDITOR ERICA GAMBACCINI, ASST. SPORTS EDITOR BETH SCHUBERT, ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE of critical thinking class. While a raise of over $40,000 a year. news angered me deeply. There Every day I find myself dissa- KURTIS 0. KINZEL OPINION EDITOR SARAH CASTO, ASST. PHOTO EDITOR VICKIRIDENBAU6H, ACCOUNT EXEC. some of these changes may look are several reasons why Ribeau good at face value when one pointed in my choice in a MICHAEL LEHMKUHU. PHOTO EDITOR CHASITY LESTER, ASST. COPY CHIEF 2UKEYA GRAVES, OFFICE ASSISTANT should not get any raise let pierces the veil they will find University. I thought I would CARLA SCHOBER, ON-LINE EDITOR USA LYNCH. ASST A&E EDITOR KRISTIN OSTERGAARD. OFFICE ASST. alone $43,000. The first reason that the students were never come to a place that would be WIT WET. GRAPHICS EDITOR REMAINA ASST. OPINION EDITOR why Ribeau should not receive even asked if they wanted these what it should be, and that is a IEFFARNETT, COPY CHIEF such a drastic pay increase is changes, and that they are reaUy State University not a Private STUDENT PUBLICATIONS because he already makes about just marketing ploys rather than College. PRODUCTION ROBERT W.BORTEL. DIRECTOR DELIVERY six times the average family beneficial to the students. It is absurd that we have to CRAIG MURRAY, PRODUCTION ASST TONYA WHITMAN. ASST. DIRECTOR DOUG UPPUS income. Ribeau's salary is The third reason Ribeau pay more and more for tuition LAN1A ONDO, PRODUCTION ASST TODDT.WISE, ADVERTISING MANAGER I0EVELIZ around $230,000 a year, and I should not receive a raise is the each year so President Ribeau ALLISON POST, PROOUCTION ASST. BARBARA MILLER, CLERICAL SPECIALIST WILLWINDOM believe the national average is way he is seemingly gearing this can turn the school into his STATE University into an almost entrepreneurial venture. IEFF TACKETT, DESKTOP SPECIALIST between $30,000 and $40,000 a PEOPLE RACHEL BLEV1NS ARIEL CASTRO ENRIQUE IALMAGUER CHRIS WILLINGER 0NTHKSTRM JUNIOR JUNIOR SOPHOMORE SENIOR If you could be any kind of furniture, "A lazy-boy because, well, "A loveseat because... use "A TV, so I can entertain "A couch, so people can lay what would you be and why? I'm lazy." your imagination!" people." on me." BG NEWS ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT Friday, December 14,200] 5 Lessons learned at the movies Hollywood's best for 2001 Steven Segal still sucks. with his pinkie than I ever will in The Best Films of 2001 funny gem .withsomeofthebest 4. "Chocolat"(l know it came "Heartbreakers'7 "Lara Croft: my entire life. JAMES dialogue of the year. Billy Bob out last year, but I saw it this year, Tomb Raider"/ "Swordfish": "Scary Movie2": Fool me once Tony Recznik, A&E Writer Thornton's best work since "A and let me tell you seeing this ELDRED 2001 was a great year for chicks with a penis-through-the-ear 1. "Memento"(This film was Simple Plan.") film reminds me something A&E Writer with nice racks. joke, shame on you, fool me great, but not exactly the next 4. "George Washington" (A "Blow": Most misleading title brown and creamy, but it ain't twice with a penis-through-the- Academy Award Best Picture strange, unsettling and haunting "chocolat.") ever. ear-joke, shame on me. winner.) look at a group of adolescents "Tomcats": A sex comedy real- 5. "Blow"(Most descriptive Lessons leam and observa- "Jurassic Park III": It took 90 2. "Ghost World"(Thora Birch dealing with the death of a ly has to have sex in it to be good. title ever.) tions made about the most plus years, but a movie without a and Scarlett Johansson prove friend.) memorable films of 2001 (in "lust Visiting": lean Reno plot was finally made. that angst high school graduates 5. "Josie and the Pussycats" chronological order.) should stick to killing cops and "Rush Hour 2": I loved this don't need to go off to a Liberal (I'm serious, it really was that Erik Pepple. A&E Writer "Double Take": Man. Orlando turning on little girls. Arts College in northwest Ohio to good.) tones can do anything! "toe Dirt"/ "Animal": Former movie, but Chris Tucker needs to 1. "Pearl Harbor" (A rape of his- leam when to shut the hell up. not fit in. Oh how I long for the tory and good taste. Tacky junk Ami -Trust": Bill Gates really is SNL members should be put to summer of'97.) "American Pie 2": God, I love Lisa Bettinger, A&E Editor that rums one of the most pivotal evil! Oh, wait, I already knew sleep. 3. "The Man Who Wasn't 1. "Moulin Rouge" (Two words: that. "Freddy Got Fingered"/ that pie f—ing kid. events of the 20th century into a There" (The Coen Brothers do it Ewan McGregor.) trashy soap opera.) "Valentine": Any holiday can "Bubble Boy"/ "Shallow Hal": "Planet Of The Apes": In real again. Instead of settling with the 2. "" be made into a (bad) horror film. 2001 was a bad year for good life a bunch of monkeys could 2. "Sweet November" (Charlize accolades of "Oh Brother, Where 3. "American Pie 2" Theron gets cancer, becomes "Hannibal": Brains taste like taste, or a good year for bad kick Marky-Marks white ass. Art Thou's" success the brothers 4. "A Hard Day's Night" (re- chicken or Ray I iotta. taste. "Serendipity"/ "America's dewey eyed and teaches Keanu set out to make an artistic dark- release) Reeves the true meaning of life. "Sweet November"/ "Crocodile Dundee In Los Sweethearts": tohn Cusak can comedy/drama. The set design 5. Space reserved for either "Hardball": Keanu should stick Angeles": Paul Hogan should Somehow a film that was actual- do better. and lighting played the Aim's "Lord of the Rings" or "Monsters ly worse than "Autumn in New to films about computer con- just give it up. "Bones"/ "" : leading role opposite Billy Bob Inc." (They both look good.) trolled worlds or fast buses, and "Shrek": Hot chicks dig fat York.") Blaxploitation ain't coming back Thorton. A definite must see.) 3. "3000 Miles to Graceland" that's it. green guys. 4. "Josie and the Pussycats" (If Shannon Kolkedy, Assistant "Monkeybonc": A movie with "Knight's Tale"/ "Moulin anytime soon. 4. "Tomcats" "Glitter": The second worst you are intelligent enough to News Editor 5. "Scary Movie 2" a monkey can be bad, who Rouge": It doesn't matter what realize that the entire movie is 1. "Pearl Harbor" knew? century it is, David Bowie rocks thing to happen to New York this year. one big joke, than you know why 2. "Shrek" "3,000 Miles To Graceland": "Fast And The Furious": it's on my list.) Tony Reczruk, A&E Writer "Harry Potter": At Hogwarts 3. "61*" (HBO Movie) 1. The last 43 minutes of "Pearl one-thousand Elvises can be Movies don't even have to be 5. "The Score" (This was a real- 4. "Monsters Inc." you can set things on fire and fly. Harbor." wrong good now and I'll still like them. ly good film, however it is only on 5. "America's Sweethearts" "locit Wounds": In this time of "Kiss Of The Dragon"/ "The 1 went to the wrong damn the list because I haven't seen 2. The first 2 hours of "Pearl uncertainty one thing is clear, One": let Li can kick more ass school. "The Royal Tenenbaums" or Craig Gilford, Sports Features Harbor." "The Lord ofThe Rings" yet.) Editor. 3. "Blow" 1. "Rat Race" 4. "Pootie Tang" James Eldred, A&E Writer 2. "Down to Earth" 5. "Kate & Leopold" (All you 1."Harry Potter and the 3. "Hardball" need to see is the trailer to know each or 6 for $5. 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Any movie with Drew a highly interactive installation University Dance Alliance 3. "Swordfish" Exhibition @ Dorothy Uoer Bryan 4. "American Pie 2" Barrymore in it exploring the elements of nature Student semester showcase is a Gallery, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Erik Pepple, A&E Writer 5. "The Score" 5. "Tomcats" A wonderful opportunity to see though the five senses. FREE concert, choreographed, 1. "Panic"(Director Henry and purchase work by some of performed, and produced by the Brommel's moody film about a With the Good Comes the Craig Gilford. Sports Features the finest artists in this region, 34th Annual Olde English members of U0A. Featuring a hitman's midlife crisis, is a beau- Bad... Editor this exhibition presents work in Yuletide Dinner @ 101 Olscamp tifully written and performed 1. "Sweet November" (When variety of styles of dance, the a wide range of media by cur- Hall, 7 p.m. The Yuletide Dinners thriller.) James Eldred, A&E Writer this movie ended I cheered out rent and emeriti faculty and are a re-creation of holiday cus- showcase is sure to have some- 2. "Memento"(Love it or hate it, 1. "Pootie Tang"(lt takes a lot "Yes!" And I wasn't the only guy in current staff members ot the toms observed in England since thing for everyone. Come and this was the year's most original to be worse than "Bones," but the theater to do that) School of Art. the time of Elizabeth I. join us for an evening of dance movie.) this somehow did it.) 2. "Pearl Harbor" Sponsored by University Dining 3. "The Man Who Wasn't 2. "Bones"(They somehow 3. "Harry Potter" (I can't wait to President's Leadership Academy Services, Student Union, and and fun! There" (The Coen Bros, tackle yet managed to mess up a movie see the e-mails about this one.) Ticket sales @ Education Sky Bank. Tickets: $25.00 for another Raymond Chandler about an evil ghost pimp.) 4. 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FALCON PLAZA This holiday season. I hope that you rediscover what I have, that each of us possesses an extraordinary gift—the gift of ourselves, which we can freely $49.95 give to each other, to all those around us and to the world. (PCT Nighi) Please know that whatever your holiday plans and wherever they may take Study and Relax In Privacy you, I'll be wishing you safe travels, time with those you love and all the •Early check-in and late check-out times wonder and joy this time of year brings. •Deluxe Continental Breakfast •Whirlpool and Exercise.Facility Limited number of rooms available at this rate Advance reservations required; present this coupon at check-in. President, Bowling Green State University 419-352-4671 BGNEWS LB: IT'S OFFICIAL, GIAMBI IS A YANKEE. PAGE 8 BRIEFING Gridders on 88.1 After the Bowling Green women's basketball game FRIDAY with Wright State, 88.1 FM WBGU will have a handful of December 14, Falcon football players on the 2001 airway to answer your calls. Intended guest include losh Harris, lohn Gibson, Chad Long, Chris Glatzis and www.bgnews.com/sports many more. Programming will last until BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY 6 p.m. with program director Scott Ward. Exams dorft stop BG prepares for Wright play by loel Hammond Sophomore Stefanie Wenzel is both hope to be back before the THE BC MEWS perhaps the most consistent start of conference play. icers trip With just three games left Falcon at this point in the sea- "Both surgeries went well," before delving into their confer- son. The Sussex. Wis. native said head coach Curt Miller. ence slate, the BG women's bas- scored 15 points and grabbed "There is no timetable for their to Alaska ketball team will look to right its seven rebounds against UW- returns. ... They are l>oth day to 2-6 ship tomorrow afternoon Milwaukee, which came after a day; the ideal situation is to haw by Derek McCord against Wright State. The game 23-point, seven rebound perfor- them both back by the time we THE BC NEWS will be played at Anderson mance Nov. 29 against Indiana- play our first conference game." Student athletes not only have Arena Purdue Fort Wayne. The 23 Wright State enters the game winless at 0-8, with losses to, to go through the rigors of train- The Falcons come into the points and seven rebounds were among others, Ball State and ing and playing a full schedule, game at 2-6, and after Saturday's both career highs. contest, will be idle until Dec. 27- The Falcons have played with- Miami of Ohio. Tiffany Webb, a they also have to deal with the 28, when they travel to Coral out Francine Miller since the freshman guard, leads the stresses of school and exam. Gables, Fla. To face Yale and the second game of the regular sea- Raiders, averaging 12.4 points This weekend the Bowling winner of Lehigh/Miami (Fla.) in son, after the senior preseason per game, while classmate Angie Green hockey team will have that the Gatorade Holiday Classic. All-MAC first team selection Ott is averaging 9.1 points per CM Schooler RNM challenge as they head to Alaska BG has been off since last injured her knee against Detroit- game, lunior forward Brie GAME PLAN: BG coach Curt Miller draws up a play for his team to take on Alaska-Fairbanks just Saturday, when it was defeated Mercy. Both she and redshirt before exam week. in a recent game. The Falcons host Wright State Saturday at 1 by the University of Wisconsin- sophomore Pam Brown had FALCONS. PAGE 7 The Falcons left earlier this Milwaukee at home, 77-52. surgeries in the past week, and p.m. week to play the Nanooks, who are coming off two of the best weekends in hockey program's history. Alaska-Fairbanks Eppler shocked Michigan State and the CCHA on Nov. 30. The Nanooks k^§w.^ff broke goaltender Ryan Miller heats up for twice, which was enough to hold on to 2-1 victory. Falcon The following weekend they swept No. 10 Nebraska-Omaha 4-2 and 3-1. gymnastics "They are definitely going to be riding on high when we get jl^. by Matthew P. Lyons there," said BG team captain THE BG KENS Greg Day. As things are beginning The Falcons will not only have to wind down for winter to deal with the momentum break the Falcon gymnas- Alaska-Fairbanks has right now, tics team is making final but also the larger international preparations for the 2002 ice surface. The Carlson Center's i^^^^^^B competitive season. The ice surface extends further from Eppler Center gymnastics the face-off dots to the end room has been a buzz of boards to accommodate the activity as routines are j^^r^S being polished. BG has its International Ice Hockey B*V ^r ' final tune-up this week- Federations' regulation size rink. |4»J ^ \M ^z/jj&' s end when the fall inter- "With the big ice the main squad meets take place. thing is to not get caught in the The first session will boards," BG head coach Buddy begin at 6 p.m. on Friday Powers said. "The ice is the same feaiw^M |H • tSi night, with the second and in the neutral zone, but the area final session on Saturday behind the r.et is where you don't VAJ at 1 p.m. The team will want to get caught when the compete as one, with each puck is turned over." «C/ gymnast competing on all The Falcons are coming off a events they have a routine good weekend of their own. BG * fl prepared for. This is differ- was able to bounce back against ent from past years, when Notre Dame and take an emo- the Falcons divided into tional 4-2 victory the Saturday 1 ■ t# two teams and competed night after losing Friday. against each other as a "That game on Friday just itt team. broke bad for us," Powers said. The intersquad is used "For us to come back the next :* VNH9 ^s\ L. by head coach Dan night was huge. We were the ones Connelly as both a mea- that had to withstand the assault suring stick of the progress and we did a good job defending made by each gymnast v ' A throughout the offseason, it." and as an indicator of who The Falcons will have to with- I i^H"4fl will be in the lineup for the stand a Nanook assault from Falcons first regular sea- many different players. T1J son home meet January. Fairbanks currently has 17 play- 11% Co-captains Emily Gray ers with two or more points, and Sarah Gaertner are which includes the team's lead- ^LMflHi^^.> *xaptk%m pleased with the progress ing scorer Cam Keith. Keith has Chris Schooler BG News the team has made during five goals and nine assists for 14 the offseason. "The team, points. SAME TEAM GUYS: Bowling Green teammates Brent Klassen and Cory Ryan tight for a rebound in the Falcon's 83-81 victory over UNC- as a whole, has made a The centerpiece of their team Wilmington Monday night. The Falcons, off to their best start since the 1989-90 season, will travel to Evansville for an 8:30 matchup great amount of progress," is senior center Bobby Andrews. with the Purple Aces Saturday night. Gray said. Andrews is tied for the team lead The Falcons return 11 in goals with Keith and sits in from last year's roster, and fourth place in team scoring but lost five seniors. In August Powers says there is much more three new faces stepped to him than offense, stating that into Eppler to write their he could be the best two-way BG draws Purple Aces own chapters in the histo- player in the league. ry of Falcons gymnastics. "All three of the fresh- BG has gotten its goaltending by Nick Hurm The Purple Aces have been under Dakich at six. A win THE BC NEWS men have really worked situation sorted out again after one of the few teams that the would send them to their best hard to get accustomed to the phenomenal performance The Evansville Purple Aces Falcons aren't looking to set- start since the 1961-62 sea- the way we do things here by Tyler Masters in Saturday's may be off to a slow 2-5 start. tle a score with from last sea- son, when legendary coach at BG," said co-captain victory against Notre Dame. They may be the only college son. BG beat the Evansville at Harold Anderson was pacing Sarah Gaertner. "They will Masters was able to turn away 45 basketball team whose uni- Anderson Arena 92-87 led by the bench. do a wonderful job this out of 47 Irish shots after giving forms are equipped with a set 20 point performances by Len BG is 6-0 in games decided weekend in their first up six goals the previous night. of sleeves, a look that clashes Matela, Keith McLeod and by four points or less. McLeod intersquad," she contin- The Falcons' power play is also with every other "sleeveless" Cory Ryan. The two teams are has been the decisive factor ued. getting back on track They Division I uniform. But the 1-1 overall in the series. in the Falcon's final minute BG has its goals estab- snapped an 0-for-24 streak in Bowling Green basketball Evansville has already beat- success. The Canton native lished for the 2002 season. which they didn't score a power squad knows that Evansville en the Buckeye state twice has either tied or given the They include hitting six for play goal Friday night when may be the team that could this season, with victories Falcons a lead or extended it six on each event at each knock them right off their over Miami and Youngstown to two possessions in BG's six meet, working hard every Kevin Bieksa scored his second wins over Division I schools. winning high Saturday in State. Forward Ian Hanavan day in the gym, and finish- goal of the season. They will have Evansville if they take the McLeod took the heroic role to change their approach, how- and center Dan Lytle lead the ing in the top three at MAC Purple Aces lightly. Purple Aces, both averaging once again last Monday after ever, as the Nanooks run a dia- FALCONS ON RADIO Championships. Evansville is coached by 12.7 points per game. The draining an off-balance Station: 88.1 FM WBGU Fans can get their first mond formation on the penalty )im Crews, a former Indiana Falcons will also be weary of three-pointer with 4.3 sec- kill as opposed to the box used by Basketball: BG women vs. look at the 2002 Falcon assistant coach who recruited senior Adam Seitz (12 ppg, 3.7 onds left to beat UNC- Wright State with Erik Bell gymnastics on Friday at 6 most teams. Wilmington. BG coach Dan Dakich to play rpg), who connected for 20 and Brian George Saturday p.m., and again Saturday After the trip to Alaska the "This is an incredible feel- for the Hoosiers. The program points in the game against BG at 1:00p.m. at 1 p.m. Both meets will Falcons' season will stop for has a strong winning tradi- last year. ing," McLeod said after the be held in ihe Eppler exams and then enjoy a small tion, with four NCAA At 7-1. the Falcons are off to game. "I don't mind being the HOCKEY: BG at Alaska- Center Gymnastics room, break before they head to Denver Tournament Appearances their best start since the 1989- guy. I love those situations Fairbanks via Simulcast. and admission is free for to play in the Wells Fargo Cup on and five conference champi- 90 season and have matched and 1 didn't want to let my Friday and Saturday at students with a valid ID. Dec 28. onships in the last 15 years. their longest winning streak teammates down." 11:05 p.m. BG NEWS SPORTS Friday, December 14,2001 7 Intramural Friedgen &P Coach of Ifear'

by Richard Rosenblatt "I'm very proud for the school, Champions THE ASSOCIATED PRESS our assistant coaches, our play- After Maryland won its first six ers and our administration," football games, athletic director Friedgen said. "I really think they Three Player Basketball Ultimate Frisbee Deborah Yow was so happy with all are represented by this Men's 6'U Comp — Big Timers Frat A—Phi Kappa Tau A her rookie coach that she boldly award." Men's 6'U Rec — Blue Devils Frat B — Phi Kappa Tau B predicted the Terrapins would On Tuesday, Friedgen signed a Men's Comp — Lung Disease Men's Comp — Flying Falcons win a national championship 10-year contract extension Men's Rec — Mister Cookie Men's Rec — Ken's Mopping before Ralph Friedgen retired. worth a reported $12 million, Face Machines The Fridge came pretty close and Wednesday he was at an Fral A — Kappa Alpha A Co-Rec Rec — KNS Club in his first try. Orange Bowl news conference. Women's Comp—Team We Sorority—Sigma Kappa A Other than a 52-31 loss at The ACC title was great, but Women's Rec — Natty High Florida State, a game that was beating the Gators is the next Life Racquetball tied at 31 in the fourth quarter, hurdle Men's —Impact theTerps won them all and cap- "It's a game that we can make Track and Field Meet tured their first Atlantic Coast a statement," Friedgen said. "It's Men's Indp —150 Muffin Innertube Water Polo Conference title since 1985. a measuring stick to where we Frat —Sigma Phi Epsilon Co-Rec — Mighty On Thursday, the 54-year-old are as a program. If we were to Sorority — Sigma Kappa Mudskippers Friedgen was selected as The win, we'd be up there very high Associated Press College Coach in the rankings." of the Year. One of his best moves was hir- Friedgen received 48 votes in ing two former coaches as his balloting by the 72 members of coordinators. Charlie Taaffe BG host Wright Slate the AP college football poll (The Citadel) runs the offense board, which includes member and Gary Blackney (Bowling newspapers. TV and radio sta- Green) handles the defense. He FALCONS. FROM PAGE 6 coach, Bridgett Williams, into the fold in Dayton. tions. reasoned: "I can't wait around to "They have a brand new coach, He won easily over another be making rookie head coaching Pennington is averaging 8.8 and she inherits a young pro- rookie coach, Miami's Larry mistakes at 54." points and 4.9 rebounds, while gram," said Miller. "This is a good Coker, who was second with 14 TheTerps first moved into the forward Katie Bussan scores 7.4 opportunity for us to get a win, but votes. BYU first-year coach Gary AP Top 25 after their fourth points per outing. The Raiders are we'll need to be focused. We need Crowton was third with four straight win and soared from the Associated Press BG News in a rebuilding state, as a 6-22 to work on some things before votes, and Colorado's Gary No. 25 to as high as No. 10 in the TOP COACH: Maryland coach Ralph Friedgen led the Terps into the Bamert had three. record last year brought a new conference play, and so do they" next month. Top 25 and a BCS Bowl bid.

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• Ciirnuliiuj ( ale aiul.Bjikcn -Serving Grounds for Though! Coffee, ana delicious home baked desserts from the Campus Bake Shoppe. along with donuls from Tyrell's and bagels from Barry's Bagels Commissary salads and sandwiches also will be served Hours are 7.00 am to 11.00 pm Monday through Thursday, 7:00 am to midnight Friday. 10:00 am to midnight Saturday: 10:00 am to 11:00 pm. Sunday. We have openings for: Fox Run * Haven House Manor • liu\vJin|> (Jrifiun : An "open air" bistro featuring an "All you General Food Service Workers. Piedmont • Birchwood Place Can hat' bufTet weekdays; for lunch from 11 30 am to 2:00 pm, and dinner from 5:00 pm to 7:30 pm Also serving a community Sunday buffet from Baker. Walt Staff. ,,- CM Mini Mall * Small Buildings 10:30 am to 3:00 pm Cashier. Cooks Helper ■"■■ Frontier Housing • Houses Hlaai'k Swunip I'ltl) ■ Serving beer and wine Also featuring sandwichsandv speciarialals and appetizers throughout the day Open weekdays from 11 00 S3 Ail residents receive a membership to midnight.dnight. 3.00 pm to 1:00 am Saturday: Noon to midnight Sunday If interested, contact: =i-J to Cherrywood Health Spal • (amniLs Bake.. ihoiilic : Making homemade bread, pizza, and Indoor healed swimming pool.sauna.HydraSpa Whirlpool, complete campus goodies in a 24 to operation exercise equipment, complete locker room & shower facilities Haad a Job? Til* Bowan-Thompson Stvdant Union newels amployaail for morm Information call Bowling Green State University Is an affirmative action/equal opportunity 530 Maple • 352-0378 572-2771 or amall lMSM9*goat**pviA ' educator and employer. 12/6 Mon-Frl. 8-12.1-4:30 *Niiionall«Md(dwiro»CTMcd " All houn «r uitfrct * cCiff »>i 8 Friday. December 14,2001 SPORTS BG NEWS Fresh face Giambi wearing stripes

by Ben Water naries who called Giambi, trying to THE ASSOCIATED PRESS lure the first baseman to New York. NEW YORK — His long hair Former first baseman Don trimmed and his goatee shaved, Mattingly wrote him a letter. lason Giambi stepped into Yankee Berra was at the park to greet Stadium wearing a three-piece suit Giambi. While the entire Yankee and looking like a new man Stadium field was torn up to work As in, the kind of guy who puts on the drainage system, the legacy on pinstripes for a living- of greatness was intact After weeks of anticipation, the "1 told him there's a tradition prime free agent and the New York here," Berra said. Yankees made it official Thursday: Not that Giambi needed to hear He signed a $120 million, seven- about all the history. He already year contract knew it after growing up in "This is my best fit," said California as a Yankees' fan, idoliz- Giambi, who briefly choked up at ing Mantle. the podium. "This was the (earn 1 Unable to wear the No. 16 he was hoping would come after me." sported in Oakland — the Yankees About a dozen fans met him have retired it to honor Hall of outside the ballpark when he Famer Whitey Ford — Giambi put arrived on a cold, damp afternoon. on his new uniform with the No The slugging first baseman signed 25. autographs and showed off his Giambi picked the number wild side, engaging a spirited bit of because the digits added up to the give and take Mick's No 7. "You know you'll hear me "Well, pop, it's not 7, but it's pin- screaming," one man playfully stripes," he told his dad. shouted. His father, lohn, sat a few feet "1 better!" Giambi shot back. away and could hardly stop smil- The 2000 AL MVP Giambi was ing. Also a lifelong Yankees' rooter, runner-up for the award this sea- he was momentarily speechless son after hitting .342 with 38 when Berra came over and intro- homers and 120 RBls for Oakland. duced himself. Giambi, 30, also led the league Giambi joined a team that has in on-base percentage (.477) and won four of the last six World slugging (.660) last season. Series. His contract includes a club From City Hall to the Bronx, option for an eighth year. people were buzzing about the "You have the most incredible newbigbopper. surroundings to win," Giambi said. "lason Giambi has a star quality "Besides the money, all the other that fits in New York," Mayor things, the intangibles." Rudolph Giuliani said. One thing that was very visible; a "He'll add a dimension to the clean-cut Giambi, who said, "I Yankees that's terrific as a slugger, wanted to make sure it was cut the way Reggie Jackson did and and shaved." Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle His hair was free flowing and and Yogi Berra, Lou Gehrig, Babe hung almost to his shoulders Ruth — all left-handed power hit- when he starred for the Athletics. The Associated Preis ters." That's not the Yankees' style, and Giuliani, Berra and manager loe Giambi seemed comfortable with $120 MILLION SMILE: Former Oakland A's slugger Jason Giambi switched in his long hair, facial scrub and Athletics jersey tor a contract Torre were among several lumi- liis hair well above the collar. with the New York Yankees that will pay him $120 million over the next seven years. ; IV i Ml m i. k. M k> k> i m ->*-{»v-J^»r-Jsv5«*-V*->«* ^^v^^>^^>^^>*4^>^}».^>^J*^^ J»*~>* '.W->*-V*->*

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at Minnesota's 20 with 10 sec- has yet to do this season — win average of 42. healthy. He's listed as probable Tampa Bay. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS onds left. It was one of the first of on the road. Their last three losses have after missing last week's game Mornhinweg has been careful PONTIAC, Mich. — many blunders made by the Robert Griffith was asked if the come by eight points. with a sprained knee. not to heap praise on McMahon, Minnesota needs a win to keep Lions. Lions are a scary opponent "They're all losses," Detroit's Whoever the Vikings use at but receiver lohnnie Morton is its playoff hopes alive. Detroit That setback started an NFL- because of their desperate desire first-year coach Marty quarterback should have suc- already excited about the rookie needs a victory to stay sane. record streak of nine losses by not to be the NFLs first 0-16 Mornhinweg said. "A loss is a cess against a secondary that is with quick feet and a strong arm. "You don't want to be the one," eight points or less. team. loss, a win is a win. It doesn't without comerback Terry Fair "He's making a lot of plays that guard Chris Liwienski said in Minnesota is trying to contin- "They're all scary right now, matter what the score is." (sprained right foot). you wouldn't think a rookie admitting the Vikings (5-7) are ue a streak of its own, albeit a because we're righting for our Minnesota scored a season- Cornerback Bryant Westbrook quarterback would make," afraid of being the first team the positive one. playoff lives, we have to win high 42 points in an 18-point win will make his first start of the sea- Morton said. "And what's even Lions (0-12) beat. The Vikings have played in the every game," Griffith said. "It over Tennessee last week. son after slowly recovering from more encouraging is his willing- The Vikings almost allowed postseason in eight of nine sea- doesn't matter what their record Quarterback Todd Bouman, a ruptured Achilles' tendon sus- ness to listen to suggestions and Detroit to end its winless streak sons and are the only team in the is, they could be 0-12 or 8-4. who made his first start, was 21- tained last year tackling Moss. his ability to put those sugges- two months ago when they bare- league that has been in the play- When I watch them on film, I see of-31 for 348 yards with four Safety Ron Rice already is on tions to use during a game." ly held on to a 25-point third- offs the past five years. them losing a lot of tight games, touchdowns and one intercep- injured reserve (back). Detroit is the first team to start quarter lead in their 31 -26 victo- To have a chance to keep that that just lets you know they have tion. Michael Bennett ran for 113 Detroit rookie quarterback a season with 12 straight losses ry run alive, they will have to finish ability." yards and Randy Moss caught Mike McMahon will make his since the 1986 Colts lost 13 in a Detroit receiver Germane with wins at Detroit, against After the Lions lost their first seven passes for 158 yards. second NFL start since Charlie row before winning their last Crowell ended Detroit's come- Jacksonville at home and then at three games by an average of Despite Bouman's perfor- Batch's season-ending shoulder three. Tampa Bay was 0-14 in back hopes when he caught a Green Bay and Baltimore. 22.3 points, they have set an NFL mance, Minnesota coach injury. The fifth-round pick from 1976, two seasons before the pass — but didn't get out of Minnesota will have to start by record by losing nine straight by Dennis Green said Daunte Rutgers was ll-for-25 for 165 NFL schedule went to 16 games. bounds when he could have — doing something Sunday that it eight points or less and by an Culpepper will play if he's yards in last weeks 15-12 loss at

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