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The Established in 1922 WINONA STATE UNIVERSITY L BRARY monan 11 11 11111 11111 Wednesday, April 26, 1995 t- 3 0106 00366 5337 Winona, Mn. 55987 Volume LXIX Issue 21

[ Upper Mississippi shake down Nelson wins Fun in the sun keeps Springfest '95 election it ' arrests down Kluver, Hoffman By HEIDI DAHM & STACEY VOSS take V.P., treasurer News Reporters "After the events this past weekend, the fu- ELECTION ture of Springfest may be in jeopardy...." This sort of statement from police, residents and Springfest coordinators has been the norm for many years after Springfest weekend comes '95 to a close. But not this year. Early returns show that Christine Nelson has Compared to past Springfest arrest totals, the won the election for student senate president for number of arrests this year were lower and reac- the 1995-96 school year. tions have been favorable. The results, tabulated last night by a panel of Jerry Siebert, chief investigator for the Winona election judges, showed a close race early on in the Police Department, said a total of 76 arrests were counting of the ballots. But Nelson prevailed, made over Springfest weekend. coming out on top of opponent Matt Shea. The breakdown for types of arrests over The vice presidential race was won by Scott Springfest weekend included: 55 for public con- Kluver. He defeated his opponent Mary Kelly by sumption, 4 miscellaneous alcohol violations, 2 30 votes. Christine Nelson possession on small amounts of marijuana, 4 Jessica Hoffman, who ran unopposed for the arrests for littering, 6 disorderly conduct and 5 position of student senate treasurer, won by a DWIs. There was no property damage reported large margin. to the police in connection with Springfest activi- Only 500 to 600 students turned out to vote in ties. this election, according to student senate presi- According to Joe Reed, student activities di- dent Sean Rahn. rector, "last year there were over 100 arrests." Nelson was ecstatic to learn of her victory. Reed also stated the weather was a definite posi- "I knew it would be close," said Nelson. "Both live influence towards the decrease in arrests and Matt and I were two good candidates that share a there were fewer house parties this year. lot of the same ideas." Reed was pleased with students "overall ma- Nelson's plans for next year include easyaccess ture behavior" this weekend, besides a few minor Ito the students. incidents. "My first plans are to keep student senate ac- "My major problem with Saturday's activities countable to the students that put us into office," Scott Kluver was the throwing of beer cans by irresponsible she said. students." People throwing of beer cans caused a "I also plan to get the credit union into full few head injuries during Springfest, one of which operation in the fall," Nelson said. required stitches. The flying cans also brought Nelson's most positive aspect as fear as being some problems to Rude Awakening's sound accessible to the student she represents is her board. openness to listen to the students, according to Other injuries the first aid station attended to her. were several sprained ankles, and a broken wrist. "I'm real approachable,' she said. 'That's a big "Everyone being in one spot helped keep plus as senate president." problems to a minimal. The party was well con- Nelson thanked her supporters, Kappa Delta * tained on the Springfest grounds which meant Phi and all the student who participated in the less problems for the community," Reed said. elections by voting. Reed was also very happy about the positive "Kappa Delta Phi supported me, and I also got feedback he has received from the community out and talked to the students. I thank everybody Jessica Hoffman regarding the weekend festivities. for giving me that opportunity and I thank all Joshua Smith/Asst. Photo Editor those who voted," she said. 3 See Springiest, page Sgt. Tom Nyseth of the Winona Police Dept. tells a student to leave the Springfest grounds for bringing in a glass bottle. Calvin Kinstler, center, was not In possession of any bottles and wasn't asked to leave. Debate team future uncertain Campus soapbox will Secondly, Steve Venette, commu- the search for communication studies contract. give students a voice By RANDY PETERSEN nication studies instructor, who is cur- faculty. Liberal Arts Dean Bonnie Buzza Met. News Editor frustrations and to gripe and complain rently volunteering his time as coach, Collie added that the department said that while faculty members are By MEG RYAN about whatever they want. only has a one year contract and there "cannot hire specifically to get a de- free to do anything they want with News Reporter The forum "isn't really planned out The Winona State Debate Team is is a nationwide search for communi- bate coach, because of our job descrip- their non-university time, the IFO con- The WSU student senate recently yet," said Devon Dillenbeck, vice-chair facing an uncertain future as this year cation studies faculty for next year. tion." tract will have to guide whether the passed a motion that will allow the of the legislative affairs committee and comes to a close and they prepare for "Half of the department is on a one If the department doesn't hire some- people in debate can function as a club senate's legislative affairs committee the senator who originally made the next year. year contract," said Hatfield. one able to coach debate, the team may or as a team. to facilitate a student protest, or fo- motion. Possible changes in communica- This, she added, causes some un- be forced to become a club rather than If the Debate Team is forced to be- Although student tions studies faculty and a lack of certainty as to who will be available as a team. come a club, it will limit the number of rum, in late April or early senators are organizing available release time for faculty In addition, the team may not be events in which members can partici- May. coaches next year. For more infor- the event, Dillenbeck em- I members could force the debate team Stephen Collie, director of foren- able to hold its team status if it doesn't pate. "The forum will be geared toward what the phasizes that student sen- to change its status and become a sics, said that he will use some of his have a coach with release time for co- Currently, the six members of the mation on pro- ate will be facilitating, not club for the 1995-96 academic year. release time to help out with the de- curricular events. debate club travel nation-wide to com- state legislature is im- posing on our universi- posals and bills sponsoring, the event. According to Susan Hatfield, di- bate team next year, but that he would According to Collie, the Inter Fac- pete. As a club they will be forced to "As student senate, it's • rector of communication studies, the not be able to act as head coach for both ulty Organization (IFO) contract may limit their competition to competing ties," said Scott Kluver, being protested, not our place to set up a debate team is facing two problems bar a team from national competition with other clubs on a regional level. legislative affairs corn- see page 3. forensics and debate. protest. Protest is actually due to the nature of the department's If Venette is not rehired, the team if it doesn't have a head coach who has According to Venette, this would mittee member. "Espe- cially the bills mandat- a scary word - it's more of staffing. could be without a head coach. release time from the team's univer- limit the types of tournaments mem- ing semesters and the limits on num- a forum. We are just students who are First, after the resignation of "We maybe under a situation where sity. bers could compete in and the types of ber of credits for funding." aware and need to do something about former debate coach, Tennyson Wil- we do not hire someone willing or able "It depends on how it is inter- debate styles they could practice. Student senate will provide a it," Dillenbeck said. liams, "there was question as to to coach debate," said Collie. preted," said Collie. megaphone and a soapbox in WSU's whether we could afford a program," According to Hatfield, teaching Hatfield also said she was unsure See Debate, page 6 courtyard to allow students to vent See Soapbox, page 3 said Hatfield. ability and experience are primary in of what could be done under the IFO News Inside Krueger's move to Adams in limbo until May State Colleges in Colo- 19, but that date is subject to change, influence for the good of the univer- the position, he will continue to serve By STACEY VOSS rado, the board of according to Emmons. sity and to contribute my share, but as President at WSU. Unfair practices Reporter News ustees is only at the 'This is a very important decision my responsibilities also lie with my Krueger was one of the five final- stage of interviewing for our campus and for the Board of family," Krueger said. ists singled out of a list of 91 appli- A move to vote for the The race is on for the the five finalists. Over Trustees. We are putting forth our Student senate voted unani- cants. new chancellor of the position of president at the next three weeks, greatest effort to find the best possible mously to recommend that Krueger Among the other four are: Adams State College, each candidate will be choice to fill the position," said remain as President of WSU after Dr. Thomas Gilmore, Adams State Minnesota State Col- and Winona State invited to visit the cam- Emmons. learning he was being considered for College vice president to the admin- leges and Universities University's own presi- pus, as well as the corn- Krueger and his wife are originally the position. istration in Alamosa, Colorado. dent, Darrell Krueger, munity, and will meet from the west, Darrell from southern Mary Kelly, Student Services Dr. James Hooper, provost at Okla- homa State University in Oklahoma by secret ballot could is a finalist. with the board then. Utah and his wife, Nancy from south- Chairperson, said, "There really City and vice president of Oklahoma hurt interim chancellor Adams State College Adams college be- ern Arizona. And, according to wasn't much of an argument. It was is located in Alamosa, a gan its search for a new Krueger, the main factor in the deci- a unanimous decision in support of State University at Stillwater. Dr. Samuel Rankin, president of Jay Noren's chances south central city in president in November sion to apply at Adams State College keeping Dr. Krueger here. Our col- Chadron State College in Chadron, for getting the job, and Colorado. The campus 1994, according to was to move closer to his wife's fam- lege is believed to be one of the best, enrollment is approxi- Randy Emmons, chair- ily. if not the best in the Minnesota State Nebraska. Darrell K rueg Or Dr. Raymond Rodrigues, vice could possibly violate mately 2,500 students, person of the Interstate "I have a great love for this campus University System and we [the sen- which is about one-third the size of Advisory Committee of Adams State and I wouldn't do anything to hurt it, ate] believe Krueger should be cred- president for Academic Affairs for the state's Open Meet- North Adams State College in Winona State. College. but it would be an unusual person ited for this." ing Law. Page 2 According to Cheryl Espinoza, As- As of now the decision will be made that didn't respond to the needs of his Krueger has sent out only one Benninton, Vermont. sistant to the President at the Office of at the regular board meeting on May family. I am here to help, to be art resume, to Adams State. If declined Page 2 THE WINONAN April 26, 1995

News Briefs Secret ballot may =II MI 1E11=0 MO Luminet revealed affect naming of EXTRA Winona State is hosting a Luminet in Education semi- nar in the Stark Hall auditorium today from 2 to 5 p.m. MnSCU chancellor The workshop, which is sponsored by the WSU Aca- Registration Materials demic Computing Services department and the WSU Bush Associated Press Assistant Attorney General Steve Grant Faculty Development Program, will feature various Liss said he would research the ST. PAUL, Minn- A decision to matter further before the May and Schedules speakers involved in the Luminet project. select by secret ballot next month meeting. Luminet is a local access point for the world wide web the permanent chancellor of the He told the board that, legally, Available Beginning April 27 Minnesota State Colleges and Uni- roll-call votes must be recorded. which helps to connect computers in Winona with each other versities system may hurt the in- Maxwell and Brataas challenged as well as with computers on the internet. terim chancellor's chances for that that, saying it had not been done 8:00 AM - 3:30 PM According to Dan Pecarina, director of WSU Academic post. in the past and Interim should not be done WSU I.D. Required Computing, the focus for the seminar is to give an update on chancellor Jay This is a public meeting. now, in the interest where Luminet is today, and to spark ideas in the minds of Noren has re- Everything should be open. of harmony. ceived little "It does no good educators for future uses and potential of Luminet. sympathy from Irene Bertram for a chancellor to the board, al- board member know who voted 1995 Fall Quarter Preregistration though he has for or against him Peace in the park received more or her," Brataas Tuesday, May 2 WSU's Student Senate Cultural Diversity Committee support from the technical colleges said. and state universities, the other Only board members Irene will host the Third Annual Peacefest: A Celebration of two components of the system. Bertram of Corcoran and Chris- Wednesday, May 3 People, on April 29 from noon to 5 p.m. at Winona's Jaycee The move for a secret ballot was tine Fritsche of Marshall opposed led Tuesday by Nancy Brataas of a secret ballot. Thursday, May 4 Pavilion in Lake Park. Rochester and Stephen Maxwell of "This is a public meeting," The bands appearing at this year's festival are The St. Paul, members of the Commu- Bertram said. "Everything should nity College Board. be open." Plumbs, an acoustic duo, Eclipse, the Bangladesh Band, Concealed ballots may work The board's rules require a roil- Schwa, a local Winona band and L' Afrique Electrique. against Noren. Board members call vote upon a member's request. 0 r 0 Admission to the event is free and open to the public. who have developed a working re- But that was suspended Tuesday NATURAL lationship with him in his two for the May 23 vote to select a chan- 1:4 years as interim chancellor, but cellor, the biggest decision the HABITAT Women and mid-life studied who favor another candidate, may board will have to make. feel more inclined to vote against The new chancellor will run the buy ant molict angtiv (( coffeehouse The WSU Women's Studies Program is hosting a one Noren if they do not have to do so combined system after July 1 when credit course entitled "Women and Mid-life: Surviving and publicly. all public colleges and universi- A secret ballot on a public board ties except the University of Min- at Thriving," on May 5 from 4-8 p.m. and May 6 from 9 a.m.-4 rictEEEEEE is rare in Minnesota and may vio- nesota will be part of the system. 451 fluf f Street, 507/452-7020 late the state's Open Meeting Law. p.m. in Minne Hall, room 105. good in-house only, expires 15 May M-Th 7am - 11 pm; The course will examine the psycho-social evolution of 31311 Fri 7am - 12am women in American society, including mid-life transitions, Sat 9am-12am; Sun 9am-9pm physical changes, health considerations, exercise and self- care, stress and relaxation, political action and local "We were 18 and resources. To register for available credit, contact the Continuing about to be parents."

Education office in Somsen Hall. 24-hour hotline cried a lot when I first found out pcegnont 4'_)},.2421 boyfriend und I were .'...forrieti oboui otirIfutures..•"Inn'i, 920 W. Sth St. Orchestrating classes fully Birthright t'ics There for me. They didil .t s.o;,!e o:,11 niy problems for me but they helped me Qui" yitth ,fhehi Members of the Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra will be and onsweted many of my questions. tio:? three Yeurs,_ presenting lectures and master classes at Winona State in later my. busbunttancl I beautiful daughter...ond conjunction with their concert at WSU on April 28. still rely 01).8[r:bright for help. Aaron Jay Kernis, composer, will present a lecture/ Free, confidential pregnancy discussion from noon to 1 p.m. on April 25 in the PAC (Formerly the Nasty Habit) tests cod someone to listen. recital hall. On April 28, Chuck Ullery, bassoonist, will lead a class Sports Fans... in the instrumental rehearsal room of the PAC from noon to 1 p.m. Earl Yowell, tympanist, will follow with a class from Chucker's has recently added Looking For A Job? 1 to 2 p.m. a new satellite system. Welz Kauffman, general manager of the orchestra, will You can now watch all of your favorite National & College Sports Teams on our lead a discussion on arts administration from 4 to 5 p.m. on new big screen TV! April 28 in the recital hall of the PAC. Check out our All lectures and classes are free and open to the public. Upcoming LIVE Entertainment at r4 Employment Opportunities Fitzgerald's Honor among students (Formerly Mingles) Four seniors graduating from the University Honors Special section that Trouble Shooter Wed. May 10 Program at Winona State will be presenting thier senior honors projects on April 30 beginning at 2:30 p.m. in the Johnny Holm Tue. May 16 will appear in the

WSU Alumni House. Union Station Fri. & Sat. May 19 & 20 Michelle Phenow, Christopher Malek, Jessie Peissig Sunday April 30th and Lori Peters will make presentaions which are a result of special research and creative work in thier majors. Chucker's can accomodate your private parties. edition of the Call Steve or Jay for more information The presentations are part of a day-long celebration of WSU Honors programs, including the annual Honors Ban- Winona Daily News 102 Johnson St (507) 452-2328 . quet. The presentations are open to WSU faculty, students and friends. The Winonan, Winona State University's first student newspaper established in 1922, is managed, funded, and operated by, and for the students of Winona State University. The Winonan generates 65 percent of its budget through advertising sales. Managing Editor Minnesota State University News The remaining 35 percent is provided through student activity fees. Subscriptions for persons outside of the university are available from the business manager. Address all correspondence: The Winonan, Winona State University, MSU law enforcement program looks Kryszko Commons, Winona 55987, ph. (507) 457-5520. The Win onan is recognized annually as an award winning newspaper by the at admission requirements Minnesota Better Newspaper Association in the area of student journalism for both News Editor The political science/ law enforcement department at individual achievement and as a whole. The Winonan is copyrighted and may not be reproduced without permission. Mankato State University is pondering the possibility of positions are available raising the requirements for admission into Managing Editor Copy Editors Photographers its law enforcement and paralegal programs. David Boehlcr Nancy Conroy Bret Johnson There are currently no special restric- Heidi Dahm Susan Loechler tions on admission to any of the department's News Editor Kelly Dubis Shahed Shuman (Deadline for letter of application Dave Adams programs. Fazly Alahi and resume is May 1) News Reporters Christina Murray : ...... Under the new proposal students would be required to Asst. News Editor Shannon Olson either pass an examination for admission or to have a spe- Randy Petersen Kevin Bechard Columnists cific GPA that has not been set by the department. Heidi Dahm Dean Korder Variety Editor Meg Ryan Darrin Herrera Jessica Adsit Stacey Voss Kelly Dubis St. Cloud students demand director's Dave Hruby Asst. Variety Editor Variety Reporters Maureen Asfeld dismissal Paula Houston Robin Orlow Randy Petersen Separation in the St. Cloud State University American Natalie Larson Bret Reynolds Indian community has caused requests for the firing of the Sports Editor Angela Peckman Marcus Neitzke director of St. Cloud's American Indian Maggie McCallum Amy Jo Hahn Dan Mascia Center. Becca Olson Photography Edit. Nicki Sullivan Advertising Staff Members of Students Advocating Tom Loucks Kyle Kershasky • American Indian Liberties are asking for the Sports Reporters Craig Reineck dismissal of Benjamin Ramirez- Asst. Photo Edit, Scott !Cramp Jill Klecker shkwegnaabi, center director since Jan. 17., saying that there Joshua Smith Kevin Bechard Jennifer Ittel Applications will also be taken for Sunni Schulz has been little attempt made to make them feel comfortable Mike Bateman Advertising Mgr, Joe Burke News, Sports, and Variety at the university. Debbie Vogt Jennifer Wienlaeder Graphics Other members of the SCSU American Indian commu- Dave Hruby Reporters as well as, Columnists, nity have voiced their position in support of Asst. Ad Mgr & Cartoonist Ramirez-shkwegnaabi. Kym Holverson Jim Brown Photographers and Ad Reps.

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By KEVIN BECHARD debt service. to our best interest if we opposed this News Reporter The bill states that trustees of the bill," said Cox. Minnesota state colleges and universi- The bill states that students attend- In recent weeks, several bills were ties shall pay one-third of the debt ing institutions that have not converted brought to the attention of Student service on state bonds to finance to the semester system by Jan. 1, 1999, Senate, all having to do with educa- projects authorized by this act. Ap- shall not, be eligible for the state grant tion, or secondary education. propriations for higher education as- program or any other form of student The first bill which was presented set preservation and renewal and for financial aid provided by the state. to the senate, #747, focused on cam- libraries are not subject to the one- The last bill which was presented to pus closures around the state of Min- third debt service requirement. the senate, #899, was opposed because nesota. The bill stated that it is in the The senate is in favor of eliminating it restricted the number of credits a best interest of the state and its stu- this particular bill because it basically student could take and still get finan- dents to asses the need to reduce the asks that all state schools pay money cial aid. number of campuses in order to more for the development of new buildings. According to Cox, the bill is in the efficiently and effectively use the "This bill is basically stating that process of being discussed in the available resources, and to take ac- we would have to find $1 million, and Higher Education Committee of the A tion to close campuses or reorganize also, the University of Minnesota does House. them as appropriate. not have to pay these kind of taxes," The bill states that those students "Being that this bill affects all col- said Cox. who have completed, beyond the num- lege students directly, the senate op- Bill #627, which mandates that pub- ber required for a baccalaureate with- Drawing Giveaway posed this because we did not want lic post-secondary institutions to adopt out receiving a baccalaureate degree, to see any colleges closed in Minne- to the semester system by Jan. 1, 1999, 50 or more quarter hours or the equiva- sota," said Legislative affairs chair was opposed by the senate on April 5. lent, applicable toward the degree, will For $100 coordinator Ann Cox. "Because a large majority of WSU therefore not receive financial aid for Another bill which was supported students did not support the idea of the remaining quarters the student re- Drawings 9-12 p.m. by the senate was bill #282, which changing from the quarter system to mains at a public institution of higher Entries Taken Daily, Ends 9 p.m. Friday' exempts universities from the 1/3 semesters, we felt that it was probably education. (Need to be present to win.) 2 444' ' Springfest Soapbox continued from page 1 continued from page 1 According to Matt Shea, who sec- Experience from past Springfests Jason Sticken, junior business onded the motion, members of the allowed Parkand Recreation to plan major, said "Springfest was well committee and associate members ahead for the clean-up details in- organized, I missed the first band of the senate will get the forum insti- volved with Springfest. The clean- but Rude awakening was awe- gated, and then allow other stu- up crew consisted of volunteer ef- some. I also felt security was re- dents to take over. forts on behalf of WSU students. ally on top of things. This year's "There seems to be no politi- Springfest was definitely the best cal awareness among WSU's stu- Bruce Fuller, Head of the Park compared to past years." dent body, apart from organiza- and Recreation Maintenance team tions such as student senate, said that "Joe Reed and his crew According to Ryan Czok, com- young democrats or young re- did a great job cleaning up consid- puter science major and member publicans, and MSUSA," ering the wet conditions." of UPAC said, "It was a blast. Dillenbeck said. "Students don't From the UPAC perspective it was even know anything about the Past Springfests have brought great, there was only a minimal merger or Title IX." considerable criticism from the amount of trouble." "A forum like this is neces- community. After the rainy sary," Shea said. "It lets our ad- Springfest in 1993, the future of Melissa Avelar, sophomore ministration and legislature Tue: Progressive Taps 4- 7 p.m. & Special House Shoots 7-Close another 'fest looked bleak. 1994's business major said that "Besides know that WSU cares." Wed: Happy Hour All Night. Special Taps (15 o.z.) 7-Close fest was given the go ahead only one hell of a sunburn, I had an Many universities across the with the stipulation that if it awesome time. The security con- country are protesting legislative Thur: Rail Drinks Special 4-8 p.m. & Pitcher Specials 7-Close rained, it would be canceled and trolled things really well and that over-involvement with state uni- was. The weather sent more people helped people relax and have a versities. "A lot of student finan- downtown earlier in the day and good time." cial aid is on the cutting board," brought about more house parties. Shea said. Vandalism of downtown busi- For Shannon Beavers, Elemen- "We encourage everyone to at- nesses was blamed in part to the tary and Special Education major tend and speak their minds. It's increased drinking earlier in the the best thing for her was "the time for the students to say what MUTT LYNCH'S : day. chance to get together with friends they have to say and to voice iiinummvuor-mmirvisur I hadn't seen in a while." their concerns and frustrations 65 East 4th ST. (Under Bub's Brewery) The overall student opinion was about our school." Open Tuesday-Saturday 4:00 p.m -Close. very positive. Hacker Pshcorr Coors Light Leinies Red Miller Genuine Draft Light Red Dog

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Etiquette tips Th e Just the facts inonan People in media should always have the thirst for Tom Loucks Jessica Adsit breaking information. for students? Editorial Board Thirst for getting information first is fine, but taking it to the extreme, as was the case in the coverage of the There might be a day when professers here at WSU Photo Editor Arts & Variety give etiquette tips to their students at the start of each Oklahoma City bombing is not. quarter. David Boehler You turn on any local or national news channel and they show a news corespondent from an Oklahoma City Hopefully this measure does not need to be excercised Managing Editor at WSU. At our age, Classroom Behavior 101 should not affiliate talking to a firefighter about the people still trapped inside. Why, oh why, isn't this firefighter trying be offered as a one credit class, even though some profes- Dave Adams Maggie McCallum to do the job and save the helpless people instead of sors leave us no clue as to what they expect from us. Some colleges like Washington State University have News Editor Sports Editor talking to the reporter? Sensationalism on the station or newspapers part, already instituted a plan due to poor student behavior. This was brought to our attention by a WSU professor, probably. citing an article in the April 14 edition of The Chronicle of Television is out for the ratings. Newspapers are out Higher Education. for sales. Sure, part of the job is to cover any event, but one of these days it will come back to haunt someone. Exclu- A Washington State committee of students, profes- sors, and administrators put part of the blame on "a lack sive this, exclusive that. You heard it here first, you read of explicit instructions from professors and recommended it here first. During the live broadcasts, they stick silly station that they spell out their expectations for classroom com- logos in one corner of the screen while some graphic portment at the beginning of each semester." "Oklahoma Bombing" with the word "bombing" actu-• We don't know how they raise students out there in the Great Northwest, but by now, students should know ally exploding sits in the other corner. Give us the news, not to walk into a class a half-hour late, read newspapers the hard, cold facts. Not the hype. The images that were repeatedly shown create a great during class, chew annoyingly on a hard candy or decide any to exit early for whatever reason. fear in most people, but could be traumatizing to We are not perfect students and no one ever will be. At child that is watching, especially when it sees someone its to last check, teachers are far from perfection also, even size covered in blood and helpless. The child is use hurt though some would strongly disagree. watching cartoons where anytime someone gets Professors here have the right to make certain rules, they automatically reappear as if nothing happened in than such as a tardy student being marked absent for the class. the next scene. Children see the world differently Walking in five minutes late once or twice a quarter we do. should be excusable though. Teachers should announce That is why there are ratings on movies such as that this will not be tolerated, as long they themselves Natural Born Killers. Anyone who saw that film had to follow the same set of rules. be watching the coverage of the bombing, wondering if If the professor walks in late, the students should the crazed culprit would show up in front of a live camera consider the teacher absent and the class cancelled. The admitting his insanity while lighting another bomb. A lot of people would admit to watching the coverage professor also has no right to keep the students past the alloted time for the class. This is done too often on our and waiting for something new to happen. Like another campus. building exploding, and why not, the coverage is live. So Professors knowingly talk on for an extra five min- when a city is dealing with some whacko on the loose, utes, allowing the student three minutes to get to the next who knows it will eventually get caught and the chair, why not mentally explode in front of the cameras. The class. This is not fair. You want us there exactly at 8:00, you let us out at exactly 9:07 and no later. T.V. stations would love it. will Mandatory attendance is also a touchy topic. Since In this day and age, no one knows anymore what when does a college student have only a certain number happen when covering live, news-breaking events. O.J. of absentees? If the student cannot miss more than two seems to have taken a back seat, but unfortunately it took classes, then neither should the professor. an event with this magnitude to do it. We all remember the coverage he got while in his white Bronco driving Sometimes it is just a simple use of power. A professor has no reason to ban hats in the classroom environment. past cheering onlookers. There is not a dress code on campus so who gives any People, we have to be careful. And the media isn't teacher the power to eliminate a simple thing like a hat? helping. The next day after the bombing, news reports And yet some professors can teach in a plain sweater aredetailing the ingredients of the bomb and where to get and pair ofbluejeans while others are in three-piece suits. it. You want us to play by the rules, so should you. Great. Another bit of useful, exclusive, news breaking information.

Gender specific words Bar falsely advertises create image in minds Dear Editor, Springest weekend full of stupid, useless fights Dear Editor: I am writing because I was in town this past weekend for Dear Editor: Springfest, and chose to celebrate with my friends at one of I am writing in response to your editorial last week Winona's newer bars, Mutt Lynch's. I writing in order to address the viduals were playing and sincerely all have witnessed or heard about as entitled "Feminists gone too far" and to those students This bar had advertised 1/2 price drinks for women from Springfest weekend. enjoying the company of their friends many of these atrocious displays as who do not understand the importance of using gen- 8p.m. to close Saturday night, which I thought was a great deal. I participated in some of the com- and recent acquaintances. Others, have. der neutral language. However, once we had arrived there Saturday night, we were mon practices: going to parties, the however, were fighting. I wish only to express my deepest These words may not seem like a big deal. In fact, charged full price with a rude attitude by one of the bartenders. bars, and I even made it to the concert Much of the commotion was caused disgust and disappointment regard- it seems that many people who wrote letters to the We were immediately offended by the treatment, as the service in Lake Park. One practice, however, by people trying to break up the fight- ing these acts. Violence of this nature editor think that the feminist committee should "find was rude and we felt as though we had just been loured in for that I did not indulge in was getting ing, a commendable action. To my is abhorrent. I do not condemn self- something of greater importance to conquer" or to more profits. drunk and looking for fights. disgust though, some injuries were defense, but the original aggression "evaluate its priorities." A friend of mine called in Monday morning to discuss the Over all, I understand that this fes- absorbed by these impartial peace cannot be excused. To these people, I offer the countlesss studies that issue with the management, and found out that this occurred tival was without major incident. For makers. Moreover, much injury was One might respond that when the show the use of gender specific words, like mankind, by order of the State of Minnesota. A law has recently been which, I am pleased. Unfortunately, also sustained by innocent bystand- liquor flows, tempers become hot. creates an image of only male in children's minds. passed banning bars from discriminating against sex, race, or there were several people, some WSU ers. Although this may be a pervasive pat- This is problamatic for both men and women since religion. If this is the case, my friends and I have no problem students and others from out of town, This Friday night's action was not tern, it is not inevitable. There is no it leads to a society of gender stereotypes...where men supporting political correctness. However, we urge Mutt who thought celebrating this event an isolated incident. Other acts of reason why people should not be able do this and women do that. If educating our children Lynch's to inform its employees of such immediate decisions must entail gross aggression and de- senseless destruction were committed to get drunk, stoned, tripped out, is not an "important priority," then I don't know what and changes, because at the very least their customers deserve structive violence. throughout the weekend. At the pa- wired, buzzed, or which ever mixture is. an explanation. There was in fact still a sign in the bar on I was at a downtown bar Friday vilion, during the shows, individuals they prefer and enjoy their compan As far as changing the dictionary, well, last time I Saturday night, which should have been taken down. It night and had the displeasure of wit- were thoughtless, launching full cans ions without fighting. checked, the dictionary was revised yearly. Chang- definitely appeared to be false advertising. I think I can speak nessing more than one fight. As an of beer into the air. Don't misunder- I am happy that many of the events ing gender biased language shouldn't be a problem. for all of your customers in saying I hope you will rerun the outside observer, I cannot comment stand me, I thoroughly enjoy a good of this weekend were peaceful. Shar- The Declaration of Independence and the Consti- special with respect to both the law and fairness to your on the causes of these disturbances, and playful beer soaking, but to throw ing music and life should be. Rather tution are not carved in stone either. Ammendments customers. nor can I empathize. Nevertheless, full cans of beer into a crowed area is than destroying each other, we can changed the original text, giving the right to vote to I am by no means trying to steer Mutt Lynch's business from my point of view, there is no stupid. I saw one woman sustain a and should enhance and celebrate each African Americans and women. away, I am only sticking up for the right's of college students reason for such destructive displays. gash to her head because of the reck- other. We are all a part of the same And an ammendment could also be passed to who are not always given the respect they deserve. I feel For approximately 20 minutes after less of others. whole, let us respect the whole by re-- exclude the use of gender biased language. confident that Mutt Lynch's will not allow something like this bar time at Rascal's, a group of at least I know of other violent incidents, specting each other. to happen again in the future, and I know they appreciate any 50 people blocked traffic on Third sexual assaults included, which I will Naomi Meyer and all feedback from students. After all, they opened this bar street. During this time, some indi- not describe further. I am certain you Sincerely, Junior, Communication Studies for the sole purpose of serving college students, and giving David Murphy them a new alternative with a nice atmosphere. We invite our readers to share their ideas in these columns. All letters must be received by the Monday preceeding our Wednesday publication days. Sincerely, Please send letters to the Winonan, Kryzsko Commons, Winona, MN 55987. 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Winona State's First Student Newspaper ones 'Significant changes' in college Execution unjustifiable Death penalty welcomed By RICHARD SHIELDS to graduate from college. The philosophy changed from Professor, Physics college for a select few to college for the masses. A college Although the The recent degree became necessary to obtain jobs that would have Oklahoma City bombing in bombing was a By There have been some significant changes in higher previously been filled by a high school graduates. Even the By Oklahoma City gross crime of un- education since I entered college in 1963. night manager at local hamburger stand has a college has enraged precedented BRET . DARRIN One of the big differences is in numbers. One third of degree now. people across c. magnitude, ex- the my high school class went on to college. Today, 85% Until recently, WSU had an open enrollment policy and REYNOLDS thecountry and HERRERA ecution of any of Winona Senior High School class goes on to some form any student who graduated from high school would be has once again convicted perpe- of higher education. Many vocational schools and com- allowed to enroll for courses. That policy was changed by brought up the munity colleges have been founded in that period of time. President Krueger five years ago and admission require- trators is wholly question of Also, the curriculum has significantly changed. ments have been tightened. unjustifiable. whether or not When I graduated from college, no one worried about WSU faculty responded by increasing their standards I do not mean to belittle the grief and anguish of the the death penalty is contrary to what we believe in as getting a job. There was a general agreement that college and realizing that a college education was not for everyone. victims and their loved ones. Nor do I intend to suggest Americans. was to develop a well-rounded individual with critical Departments started junior admission standards. Sections that this heinous crime ought to go unaddressed. On the Despite what the uncouth Attorney General Janet thinking skills. Being an educated citizen had merit on its of remedial courses in math and English were dropped and contrary, the bombing is symptomatic of a terminally ill Reno has stated, not all Americans are in favor of the own and that was what employers were looking for. The admission personnel started suggesting that some students society, a society which requires effective and accurate death penalty, even in such extreme cases as what we treatment. To execute the perpetrators, however, would be company you worked for would train you. would be better off going to a community college first. The have seen in Oklahoma City. to cure a symptom and ignore the disease. Today, the point of view is that college is suppose to fact that surprised me the most is that in denying admission As far as this American is concerned the death The bombers ought to be rehabilitated. In this fashion, train you for the work force. The history major attracts to students WSU actually increased in enrollment. penalty is not only warranted, it would be applauded. they can become productive members of society. Only as very few majors while students flock Faculty started undergraduate re- Sine 1976, the Supreme Court has allowed states to productive citizens can they attempt to pay for the dam- to the paralegal program. Majors like search programs and convinced stu- resume the use of the death penalty provided they ages. mass communication, social work, and A college education has dents that it was beneficial to them to follow certain procedures intended to make its appli- Some may contend that such a response would not cation more fair. engineering were designed to plug spend long hours doing research. Stu- changed from an invest- discourage others from committing any similar atrocities. The use of the death penalty in many states has graduates directly into the work force. dents responded by wanting to do Perhaps not, but neither are current capital punishment been abused and has been nothing more then a means A college education has changed ment by society for the well more than just the minimal require- policies effective deterrents. To execute the criminal is to from an investment by society for the ments for graduation. They wanted to caring out racial prejudices. In many cases the being of all to an invest- address the effect, without any greater end being made people sentenced to death in the past have been those well being of all to an investment by internship and special projects. more accessible, and to ignore the cause. who are unable to defend themselves, or people in the individual to improve his or her ment by the individual to For the good student, this extra ef- If one supposes human nature to be inherently good or situations where ignorance, a lack of education and a future. improve his or her future. fort was needed because a college de- totally learned, then crime is the product of social contami- kill or be killed attitude exists. This shift in philosophy means that gree has become so common place. nation. If human nature is basically bad, then crime may be This was not the case in Oklahoma City, the bomb- students benefit from their own college education and The trend to lower standards has been reversed and we're instinctive. Regardless of one's conceptualization of our ers knew exactly how much human life they were now moving in the other direction. should therefore pay a larger share of the cost. Higher nature, the most effective and appropriate means toward taking and how severe the damage would be. The WSU is improving and has become a model for other tuition will be the norm for years to come. eliminating crime are preventative and proactive. attack was meant to strike in the heartland of the U.S. schools to follow. However, there is a black cloud on the General education courses are not the same either. I The money which Americans invest in reactive punish- in order to erode any feeling of security people may can still remember taking a general education course in horizon. The merger of the state university system, com- ment techniques would be better spent by investing in have from such incidents. munity colleges, and vocational colleges has created a great history. The history department used the same introduc- youth recreation, education, and other efforts designed to No amount of reform can change these people who amount of uncertainty. tory courses for majors as it did for non-majors. The promote social cohesion. have made up their minds that murder is the only way professor would write three essay questions on the board Everyone is sure there will be winners and losers in the . Until institutions like racism are taught out of existence, to achieve their goals. merger, but no one knows who they will be. The merger is and the students would write reams of paper until the racial crimes will exist. Likewise, until self-, others-, and The Federal government reserves the right to seek time was up. supposed to save money in spite of testimony from educa- environment-respect are ingrained characteristics of our the death penalty in certain cases such as espionage Today, these general education classes have 100-plus tional experts stating the opposite. The state legislature and society, we can expect more bombings. and terrorism. The Federal government must make students in them and all the tests are multiple choice. As governor are going to appropriate less and less money until Some might argue that this vague prescription is unre- clear to terrorists that they and anyone who assists a student, I would have preferred to take a multiple some schools will have to be closed. alistic; that perhaps this proactive approach would work, them will be found and dealt with in the most extreme choice test, but as a professor I know that students don't Students will find it harder to enroll in classes they need but it is too late. Crime and our inadequate response to it manner. develop writing skills by taking multiple choice exams. and will also have to pay higher tuition and fees. There are have made repair impossible. The perpetrators of such vicious actions do not Besides, general education courses might make a better already science lab fees, computer usage fees, tuition sur- While the transition from our fragmented society with deserve to sit in a prison to continue correspondence rounded citizen, but the point of view now is that it is not charge, and so on. Students loans are going to be cut both its counterproductive penal system to a cohesive society with people who may sympathize with their cause. important in the student's career plans. at the state and federal level. Colleges are becoming once whose policies reflect a holistic perspective may be turbu- There is no room in our country for such an evil I was in college for most of the Vietnam War and had again for the select few. lent, it is not impossible. sickness that would lead to such barbarism. a student deferment. That was a time when colleges were Colleges are being challenged to deliver more but for Intensive rehabilitation, curricula adjustment, and other The death penalty is not the answer to crime in our very over-crowded and they intended to flunk out as less money. WSU class size has increased dramatically and programs will be expensive initially. However, as the country. The death penalty however, must be a deter- many students as possible. students will start to find the professors less accessible as holistic perspective is realized, social impurities or inher- rent to those who have no regard for human life. However, college dropouts were quickly drafted into their workload increases. ent dispositions which produce crime will eventually cease The people who carried out the bombing in Okla- the army and were in Vietnam within a year. That's why There are rumors now that the state wants to increase the to exist; therefore, so too will their manifest crimes. homa City were nothing short of savage, and have no colleges became the center for demonstrations against workload in the next contract. The only solution to this The bombing in Oklahoma City was a tragedy. The place in a country like the United States were indi- the war. Professors didn't want their students drafted, so dilemma that I see lies in technology. Perhaps, computers perpetrators and society require and deserve that this vidual liberties allow everyone the freedom to feel safe professors changed their policies and students who should will at last fulfill the dream that they can be used to give crime be addressed. Let us not both passively and actively in their homes. The federal governmet must be cau- have failed were given passing grades. individual attention to each student. perpetuate the true social disease which made possible tious not to take away the freedoms of all Americans Grade inflation had its start then and it has not stopped I've been waiting for 30 years and it hasn't happen yet. such an atrocity. It is our duty to not only rehabilitate the in order to protect from a very few who abuse our free since. This lowering of standards allowed more students bombers, but also to rehabilitate our society. society.

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What was the highlight of your Springfest? "Port-o-potties aplenty," Eric Hedquist, Senior This year's Springfest was a hit with many highlights. By To begin with, I don't think anyone KELLY DUBIS could've asked for a nicer day. Okay, it could've been 80 degrees, but I don't Columnist & "Aaron Flag herty hitting think anyone minded 60 degrees with JOSH SMITH baseballs afterwards," no clouds in the sky. Although there Staff Photographer were still some people in shorts and Todd Routledge, Senior tank tops running around as though it were 80 degrees. And on that note, those running around with exposed body parts did not go unnoticed. Slim Samman, junior Composites Engineering major, stated "The "Being outside in the per- highlights of my Springfest were all of the hot ladies out in the beautiful fect Springfest weather and weather. I didn't drink a lot, but I had a great time." The opening band, the Flood, was excellent. They got the whole crowd having a great time with my dancing, cheering, and singing along. They played some great songs of their friends," own, as well some BoDean's, Violent Femmes, and popular television hit songs like "Happy Days" and "the Jefferson's Theme Song." Julie Widmer, Some felt the second band; the Rude Awakening, was just what their name Sophomore describes them to be, so they weren't much of a highlight. However, some really The cops made me slam a 20 Witnessing a car accident, The beer fights. Getting enjoyed them. One student said, "They really catered to the crowd with appropriate music." In any case, they could still be considered somewhat of a oz. bottle of Mickey's. which may or may not have beamed in the head three highlight for those of us who didn't like them, in that we know not to get them been part of Springfest. I'm times with beer cans. again next year. sure there were many people "Seeing a lot of old friends Another highlight happened in between bands. Brad Richter, guitarist for involved that could have and making new ones from the Flood, came out and announced that UPAC had arranged prizes for the been in the same predica- Mankato. Cold drinks on a students by randomly picking names out of the student directory, and called Jenny Rosenbush up to the stage. At this point, her boyfriend came out on stage ment. Don't drink and drive. hot day, listening to sweet too, got down on one knee, and asked Jenny to marry him. She cried, I cried, Jesse Busshardt Kari Thomas Alan Johnson music. It just doesn't get it was a very happy moment. So congratulations to you both! And great job to freshman, criminal justice freshman, undecided visiting from Chicago Jenny's boyfriend on making it exciting and memorable! major better, well, maybe, but I spoke with Sargent Erdmann with the Winona Police Department, who that's another story," definitely felt this year's Springfest was one of the best. "I think the good weather really helped out a lot, it kept the house parties Shane Berry, Junior down, which resulted in fewer complaints," said Erdmann. "Because the weather was so nice, this year's Springfest was more controlled because people stayed down at the lake longer rather than leaving and cutting through yards, etc. which also brings in complaints." He did also make a general observation that he thought students drank more Next Week's ? beer this year, but that it didn't really seem to be a problem in most cases. He explained that this year's arrests are slightly less than last year statistically speaking. So it seems to be a major highlight that most of the people there acted like mature adults and stayed on the police department's good side. Pat Would you like Alexander, Human Resources major, stated that his highlight of Springfest was "the ability to drink outside without being hassled." So for those of you who to be famous haven't figured it out, if you act like an adult, you will get treated like one. One of the anonymous comments I got regarding the highlights of Springfest and in what was 'The beer throwing was the only highlight! Though I was dumping more than throwing." However, I happen to know that there were lots of people who way? did not care for it much at all. Hey, waste not want not—put the beer in your mouth, not on your neighbor. E-mail your response to: Another highlight of Springfest was the bar scene. I think that just about DBOEHLER7271@vax2. every bar in town, if not all of them, had some kind of special going on to join Everyone was throwing beer The beer fights. I got hit with a I got walked in on while in a in the celebration. Brenda Smith, junior Chemistry major, said "It wasn't much and was crazy and acting beer can in the head. port-a-lot. winona.msus. at the lake, it was more at the bars where we tripped out on people and acted drunk. The music was good. crazy." Adli Tofaha Chris Eger Teri Crofts After looking back at the weekend, it seems that whatever individual senior, freshman, junior, mathematics and highlights there were, everyone had a great time and made it a Springfest to remember. accounting major engineering major statistics major

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Winona State's First Student Newspaper Sun-splashed Springfest Rude Awakening and The Flood , entertain students with a variety of music for annual celebration at Lake Park

By NICKI SULLIVAN and NATALIE LARSON Variety Reporters

Students and community members gathered with music and spirits last This is what you get Saturd ay to enjoy the annual Springfest festivities at Lake Park. By DEAN KORDER Springfest was cancelled the past Columnist two years because of rain so everyone celebrating took full advantage of the You have a deep seeded desire to be your own person. Your own neatly sunshine. little wrapped individual serving of whatever godness you're trying to According to Paul Hacker, co-chair serve up at this particular time in your life. of U-PAC, this was the first time in Instead, you find yourself falling all over yourself to impress a few of your about four years that there has been friends with how much Wop you can drink before the first note is played good weather. down at the Lake Park. This year's event had clear and You're inexcusably 'drunk and you can't remember where you parked sunny skies all day and a high tem- your car more or less where the hell your car keys are. perature of 60 degrees. But you don't care. Two bands and approximately All you know is that you have to go to the can and a couple of women are 2,500 people to the lake. The Flood, an in there giggling. alternative band from Milwaukee You knock on the door a few times and, after what seems like an eon to a started things going at noon. person that has to go, they finally let you in. "I went to high school with these You piss all over yourself as you try and aim at the center of the toilet bowl, guys. They were great, everyone but the swirling water, like some kind of hypnotic wheel, has you leaving your should buy their CD. It's rad," said - spray all over the bathroom like some dog trying to mark its territory. John Brill, sophomore nursing major. You hiccup as you pull your flannel boxer shorts up and end up with They played both their own music yellow stains all over your boxers, your Springfest t-shirt, and your light tan and that of other various artists. knee length shorts. The crowd favorites were songs It doesn't matter. You pull yourself together and grab your glass amidst such as: Friends in Low Places, Mountain Above: Members of Rude the ten or so that are sitting on the back of the toilet. Music, YMCA, and several songs from Awakening fire up the 2,500 As you go out the door you take a good long drink and realize you are the Violent Femmes. chewing on a half smoked cigarette butt. "I had a great time, and I was sober people that congregated at You gag, take the cigarette butt out of your mouth and toss it nonchalantly laughing at everyone else," said Stacey Lake Park for Springfest last onto the kitchen floor. Nelson, a freshman criminology and Saturday. The crowd had You then guzzle what's left in the glass that probably wasn't yours and go psychology major. plenty to be excited about back for a refill, but the Wop's all gone. Rude Awakening from Sioux Falls, with plenty of good weather, You jump up and down, rant and rave, act like a monkey on steroids for South Dakota, followed The Flood. a minute or two and then, like a testosterone freak waiting for that lucky score, "They played some good alterna- music and beer. decide to make even more of a nuisance of yourself. tive music and really got the crowd Left: The drummer of Rude You pick up the garbage can that was being used to mix the Wop and figure going," said Greg Ryan, a freshman Awakening pounds out a there must be a swallow or two left at the bottom. finance major. 'The National Anthem song at Springfest. As you pick up the can and pour the remains into your waiting mouth you was the best part." realize that there is more than a swallow or two at the bottom, but it's too late. Rude Awakening was scheduled to Your drenched with a gallon of assorted liquor, fruit, and kool-aid. play at last year's Springfest but was Everyone's laughing. canceled because of the rain. You like that. 'The weather was great. What more You decide to just put the whole friggin' can over your head and prance could you ask for a beer in your hand around like a makeshift tin-man. and the sun on your face," said Brian While your busy bumping into people you can't see, you hit a wet spot and, Berwanger. after a brilliant attempt to right yourself, fall with a crash to the ground. The funding for Springfest came As you pull yourself out of the now dented garbage can, everyone's from the U-PAC budget, which comes laughing. from student activity fees. You like that. "We are looking at approximately All this attention feeds your ego like some parasite that has latched on to $6000," said Activities Director Joe the back of a rabid rhinoceros. Reed referring to the cost of putting on You toss the can to the side of the room and whoop and holler like a rapper Springfest. with his head up his ass. The money was used for a variety Some people are passing a joint and you, the ever diligent partying fool that of services including port-a-pot rent- you are, decide to have a puff or two although you've never smoked a day in als, shuttle buses and the two bands. your life. The shuttle services ran from the You stand and wait your turn all the while watching the dopers as they Prentiss-Lucas turnaround, Sheehan, inhale the precious smoke and hold it in like chipmunks with acorns in their Lourdes and the lake. mouths. U-PAC also hired thE! Winona Po- - They pass it to you with a cynical eye and you, imitating them like a rebel lice to keep the crowd under control. without a clue, take a toke. Freshman Beck Neal, undecided You attempt to inhale, but, like a cosmonaut trying to breath in space major, said,"I had a good time. I really without a helmet, you choke on the smoke and start to cough uncontrollably. enjoyed the bands, and the crowd was The dope smokers are all looking at you like you're a flicking moron going wild but still under control." photos by Joshua Smith because you're wasting their precious weed. Asst. Photo Editor They try to get the joint from you, but you, with your usually flair for the eccentric, decide to stick it up your nose. You plug one nostril and inhale. You cough and the joint goes flying across the room landing in the puddle of Wop. The dopers freak. Unanimous vote names DeGrazia winner Everybody else laughs. You like that. WSU English professor's third published book receives mystery nomination for award With the Wop gone, everybody decides to head toward the lake, but not before you, like a columnist trying to get in that last word, decide to get By BECCA OLSON was free to draw as she pleased," said everyone together for a group picture. Variety Reporter DeGrazia. You're drunker than a fermented two-headed cow, covered from head to The photograph on the cover of the toe with Wop, bits of fruit, and piss, and you're standing there with the twenty book was taken by Minneapolis Pho- or so friends that have gathered at your house for cartoon cocktails smiling Emilio DeGrazia, WSU English tographer Mary Tambornino. like a goddamn Cheshire cat. professor, won the Minnesota Book "I will not tell anyone what the pic- Some guy takes a couple of pictures and then you, like a budding Albert Award for his short fiction book Seven- ture is actually of though," DeGrazia Einstein, get the bright idea to set the timer on the camera so everyone can get teen Grams of Soul. said. into the shot. DeGrazia was among three final- Seventeen Grams of Soul was the third The guy really doesn't want you messing with his camera, but you, like an ists, after being nominated by an un- book DeGrazia has had published. His umbrella salesman on a sunny day, convince him that this will be the ultimate known source. A unanimous vote by first book, Enemy Country , was also a memento of the whole Springfest weekend party thing. the judging committee resulted in the collection of short stories which was He gives you his camera and, about as quick as a house cat on fire, drop it. award. published in 1984. It shatters. "I was very surprised, I thought one DeGrazia then published a novel You laugh. of the other authors would win. I was titledB///y Brazil in 1992. Nobody else is laughing. pleased," DeGrazia said. Copies of both novels sold out It's time to move the party elsewhere. It's not even noon. You fill up the The award recognizes, celebrates quickly and were met with critical cooler and get ready to head out when your head starts to spin wildly. and promotes the works of Minnesota praise and acclaim. You plant yourself on the couch to just sit down for a bit and you end up residents creators of books: authors, Currently, DeGrazia is working on falling asleep. illustrators, editors and publishers. three new works, a collection of essays As you sleep, you dream of naked women, exploding buildings, mug Lone Oak on poetry, a novel shots, and many other assorted things that some Freudian dream interpreter Press of Roches- and another col- would see as being sure fire proof that you hate your father and want to do ter published lection of short fic- your mother. Seventeen Grams I tend to work on a few tion. Then something, either the sound of one of your roommates flushing the of Soul in De- "I tend to work toilet or the unmistakable smell of vomit, about as welcome to you now as skin cember of 1994. pieces at a time doing a on a few pieces at cream in a leper colony, wakes you up. The pub- little with each all the time. a time doing a You get up to get away from the smell but realize that you've puked all over lisher describes little with each all yourself and there is no escape. the 14 short sto- Emilio DeGrazia the time," said You look around for something to clean yourself up with and decide, with ries as "a collec- DeGrazia. about as much thought as a lemming going over a cliff, to just take off your tion of finely The award clothes and rinse them out in the kitchen sink. woven tales which introduce charac- was appointed by a branch of the As you are standing there, bare-ass naked, you take a look outside and then ters whose lives are sad, heroic, tragic, Library of Congress's Center for the you take a look at the clock. funny and ordinary." Book and co-sponsored by many St. You, in all your worldly knowledge, in all your party spirit, in all your Seventeen Grams of Soul depicts the Paul regional book organizations. damn uncaring drunkard mentality, realize that it's Sunday. characters struggle as they face dis- The award was presented on April You had a deep seeded desire to be your own person, your own neatly little eases and death in attempt to reach 8 at the University of St. Thomas Cam- wrapped individual serving of whatever goodness you were trying to serve small victories. pus, St. Paul. up at that particular time in your life. Julia Crozier, a Bellview, Iowa na- Seventeen Grams of Soul is available Now you stand there, with your dong hanging down and your head tive with connections in Winona and at the Little Professor Book Center in feeling like shit, looking out the window onto the world and realize, like a Redwing illustrated the book. Winona and will soon be available at sacrificial virgin just before the knife falls, that you missed Springfest. "She was given the free hand for the the WSU Bookstore. You should have been there. illustrations. She read the text and Page 8 THE WINONAN April 26, 1995 "I Thank You" to Funk Stew, Sam & Dave Just for the health of it

By DAVID HRUBY When Sam and Dave sing about love on songs like "When Something Is A fatal combo Musk Critic Wrong With My Baby," you feel pain, it's sad, it's the Blues. When Boys II Men sing "On Bended Knee," it makes me vomit. There's no "soul" there. It's tathione. Regular alcohol use not only prepackaged, billboard top ten trash. It's not real, it's about as genuine as a By JESSICA increases the toxic byproduct but de- Groove with me peoples. Stick with me if you can and lay down a little Rolex watch you buy on a street corner. pletes the amount of glutathione, in- Sam and Dave ADSIT homage to a couple greats. We're traveling to a time when pimping was a are the true kings of R and B. They did more to entertain the hibiting the neutralization of the Variety Editor legitimate business and style. When fros on bros were the thing and the line world than just about any other entertainer. Why? Because they took a little- byproduct. "Hey Baby, what's your sign" still worked. (Oh, me, I'm a Capricorn) known sound, and set the world on fire with it, much the way Elvis and the It is still unknown exactly who is at Beetles Now I'll be honest. I've rediscovered an old love of mine, souful rhythm and did with rock and roll and the British sound. risk. Most researchers claim only alco- blues with just a hint of funk. You can find many greatest hits collections of Sam and Dave in just about any holics and heavy drinkers should be I owe a debt of graditude to the local boys and girls who constitute the group, record store. Find them, and buy them. No record collection is complete weary about using acetaminophen. without Sam and Dave Funk Stew. I heard them a few weeks back at the battle of the bands contest in in it. Everyone's body reacts differently to To Somsen Hall. Their rendition of the R and B classics made me run home, pull out Funk Stew , "I Thank You" for making me blow the dust off of an old love, alcohol, however, as it does to medi- my Sam and Dave album, and sing till I was hoarse. A week ago I caught the and taste the sweet, sexy sounds of Sam and Dave again. cine. It is important to know how your Stew Music Notes at Rascals, but this time I spared myself the trip, and sang myself hoarse on the and News: It's an unknown band week at Rascals, so you make own body may respond. dance floor. the call.The Honeydogs, will be playing the Seventh St. Entery on Saturday, take Recently, the Food and Drug Ad- a little road trip to check it out. Funk Stew puts on a classic Rhythm and Blues review in the style of The Blues ministration (FDA) recommended that Brothers and Tylenol put a warning label on its prod- The Commitments. Plenty of horns, plenty of energy, and plenty of A couple of weeks ago, ABC's fun. Prime uct saying that combining the drug Time Live aired an eye-opening inves- This is not about with heavy drinking may cause seri- Funk Stew though, its about the artists who first recorded tigative report on the fatal effects of ous liver damage. the music they perform. I'm talking about artists like Ottis Redding, Ray Tylenol for people Charles, and a duo simply known as Sam and Dave. who drink alcoholic Johnson & Johnson, whose Now Ottis and Ray have both gotten plenty of respect over the years, but beverages. subsidiary manufactures most people still don't know the best of the bunch, Sam and Dave. You've heard The link between Tylenol, fought the warning. their music, hell you've even sung along with it, but you couldn't name a single alcohol and the Soon however, there will be a label warning anyone who con- song of theirs on the top of your heads. popular pain-re- fGGror ray; They made songs like "Hold on, I'm Comin," "Soul Man," and "Soothe Me," liever caused con- sum es into mega hits that have endured through the ages, and continue to make the cern for many social three or kids on the dance floors throw up their arms and boogie woogie. drinkers who pop a more Sam and Dave met in a bar in Miami some years ago, and went on to create few Tylenol to re- drinks per the sweetest sounds Rhythm and Blues may ever know. They put out a catalog , day to be lieve the discomfort (C6 CD of hits that pumped you up, made your head bob, and your body shake. of a hang-over. cautious. Sam and Dave represented the best that Rhythm and Blues could be. They Last October, a Tylenol had that ellusive, enigmatic quality called "Soul." I'm not gonna kid you and jury awarded $8 million to man who may not be the only pain-reliever that can be say I know what "Soul" is, oh no. It's an intangible that few have, and even fewer said his liver was destroyed when he harmful if used in combination with can explain, but just about everyone can recognize. took Tylenol with his regular glass of alcohol. It is the acetaminophen in That's what bothers me about today's so- called Rhythm and Blues shit that wine at dinner. According to his wR1 1t IN' Tylenol that cause the adverse reac- gets passed off on us. I love Rhythm and Blues, but what groups like Boys II Men, lawyers, they found Tylenol records Toni Braxton, and SOOTHE NIF tion to the liver. Color Me Badd do is trash. It's not rhythm and Blues, it's good, SOUL. SISTER, DROWN which reported 16 deaths caused by SUGAR Ibuprofen found in Advil, Motrin I mean they have talent, (I guess?) but it's not real R and B, it lacks "SOW." SAID t tkASN'T OONNA TELL. NOB(4)1( the acetaminophen found in Tylenol and Nuprin and the naproxen found What we have fallen into is labeling any band that uses harmonies, or any THANK l'OV in combination with alcohol. in Aleve may cause gastrointestinal singer that performs slow, emotional love songs as R and B. Well, it's not. KN(AV WHAT VOLJ MEAN TO ME Why does this happen? The acet- 1 x • bleeding and ulcers with prolonged Rhythm and Blues is supposed to make you shake all over, it gets you up and OT aminophen contains a liver-damag- = use. Combing the pain-relievers with going, it has kick. Sure, sometimes it makes you cry, hence the "Blues" aspect, **, ing byproduct that is neutralized by a alcohol increases the danger. but over all it has a jive feeling. Todays R and B has nothing like that. chemical found in the liver called glu- Greek system prevails after many changes Deaf, hearing By BILL FISHER eas. We had many athletes, honor pus," said Dewald. ter in the fall of 1990 students, and presidents of other clubs Special to the Winonan The numbers of members fluctu- and later another in Sigma Tau Gamma," said Dewald. ated during the years until finally the group formed Pi Fraternities and sororities have last fraternity , Sigma Tau Gamma, Lambda Phi emerged handed down traditions from one gen- closed down in 1987. There have been during the spring. worlds unite eration to the other but fraternities many rumors circulated about why The sororities Delta The history of the social greek fra- and, particularly, sororities have a dif- the greek system went dormant at Phi Epsilon, Sigma ternity and sorority system at Winona ferent look and feel today then they Winona State. The rumors include Sigma Sigma and later By AMY JO HAHN State University has been a rocky one, had in the past. Gone are the uniform stories from a university president's Phi Theta Chi emerged. All but Tau from flourishing in the 60s, to non- crest-worn blazers of fraternities and daughter dying at a greek party to a Kappa Epsilon remain on campus to- Variety Reporter existence in the 80s, to a current revi- the long white sorority gowns with lack of popularity due to the Vietnam talization today. day. matching white gloves. They have been War and that greek's were looked upon Although none of the current so- In 1%0, the first fraternity, Sigma traded in for the letter-laidened as being part of the "establishment". Tau Gamma, and in 1962 the first rorities hold formal tea parties, there is The deaf and hearing worlds united in a concert with brother and sister team sweatshirts of today. It is hard to nail down the exact common link between the old greek John and Patty McCutcheon last Thursday, April 20 at 7 p.m. sorority, Delta Zeta were established "We tried to do good in service and reason for why the greek system failed system and the new system that is Patty, the WSU American Sign Language Interpretor, assisted her brother by at Winona State on a trial basis by the in academics, but also provided train- at Winona State, but many have attrib- university administration. Delta Zeta currently in place. The common link interpreting his music to the deaf and hearing impaired members of the ing in well-rounded congenial man- uted theories. One reason is due to is that there remains an emphasis of audience. was not only the first sorority at ners. We had tea parties and wore our lack of successful rushing (member Winona State, but also the first in the, friendship, leadership and philan- John sang folk songs and played several instruments, including a piano, hats and gloves," said recruitment) and minimum thropy. then called, Minnesota State College guitar, banjo, and a hammer dulcimer (which kind of resembles a harpsichord). Young. member number standards system. Another common link is that both The second annual event was sponsored by the three-year-old American. "We were refined. I placed on chapters across in the old and the new system none of Sign Language club. "We had to prove to the adminis- thought it was a great thing, the country . The second the groups have had an official chap- "I thought that John was a really enthusiastic musician and I enjoyed the tration that this [fraternities and so- it gave the girls a sense of reason might be that because ter house, like those found on other songs because they were catchy and a lot of fun. It was really nice that the rorities] was indeed good for the uni- unity. It also exposed many of Winona State's four-day versity," said Susan Young, '64 gradu- campuses. The closest thing to a chap- audience of both cultures were involved," said Heather Maus, a sophomore to a more cosmopolitan class schedule it was a "suit ter house have been houses where therapeutic recreation major. ate and founding sister and first presi- type living, many of our case" college and students dent of Delta Zeta. members are roommates, but not an Rachel Parapart, a sophomore exercise science major, said, "It was very members were fresh off the did not get as involved in official house where meetings and entertaining. He is very musically talented." Like administrations of today, they farm and were not exposed campus activities. events are held. "Even though I don't know sign language very well, it was interesting and had concerns of wild parties, hazing to silver service tea parties," she said. "We probably didn't have the most and community acceptance of a greek The original Tekes had a party enjoyable to watch Patty," said Dannette Hunter, a sophomore social worker After the success of the Sigma Tau effective people rushing new mem- house up near Garvin Heights. major. system on campus. Gamma and Delta Zeta other fraterni- bers and our national office put into 'There were reports of hazing and "We used to throw parties in a base- McCutcheon used simple real life situations about family, kindergarten, and ties and sororities were established and place a minimum standard of 40 guys ment house up near Garvin Heights, it even eating a summer watermelon as a focus for his music. parties at other campuses, but we tried flourished. The Tau Kappa Epsilon to be an active chapter in place, and to set a good example for the univer- had an outhouse and was too run He used stories from his own life as well, but the themes were universal, (teke), Phi Sigma Epsilon and Phi that hurt us," Paul Hacker, current down for anyone to live there. I'm sure allowing everyone to relate. sity," said Karole Kremer, '64 gradu- Delta Rho fraternities and Alpha Xi student at Winona State and the last ate and sister of Delta Zeta. it has been bulldozed by now," said McCutcheon has recorded 16 albums that all have gained popular acclaim. Gamma and Alpha Xi Delta sororities member of Sigma Tau Gamma. Lissick. These include: Family Garden, Live at Wolf Trap, What It's Like, and this year's Sigma Tau Gamma member and following soon after. "I have a feeling it died out because '63 graduate Harry Dewald, recalls the "To me it was a good experience. I Between the Eclipse. All of the greeks on campus took of lack of interest and that many con- look back on it with fond memories, importance for McCutcheon said that the songs on Between the Eclipse are love-songs for part on many activities that occurred sidered Winona State a suit case col- and I still keep in touch with some of adults, those who have been around the block. building a good on campus from student elections, lege. It was hard to get people to stick image with uni- my sorority sisters. I look back and an McCutcheon also said that many times the songs he writes for children homecoming parades to Winona park around a do things on the weekends become meaningful to the adult population as well. versity admin- cleanup. important part of my here," Gary Lissick, '79 graduate and Patty, who has worked with the deaf and hearing impaired since 1980 has istration. "We had a friendly competition education that was Teke member. also interpreted for artists such as Red Skelton, Maya Angelou and Arlo "We had a among the other groups for things like above what I had The greek system at Winona State learned in the class- Guthrie. good image. homecoming parade. We worked for was dead, until some students re- We were diver- room ," said Kremer. The American Sign Language Club is hoping to bring John back to Winona charities and sponsored events like formed the Tau Kappa Epsilon chap- State University again next year. sified in all ar- the Spring Sweetheart dance on cam- Jury Duty: Guilty without a doubt The newest Pauly Shore vehicle, trailer park living mom. Shore has no talent beyond what Jury Duty, does just that. Through its Abe Vigoda Cinema File , (The Godfather, TV's we see on his brief appearances on commercials and its pre-release hype Barney Miller) returns to the big screen MTV. That is Shore and that is all he one would expect it to make a state- as Judge Powell. will ever be. He can't become Tommy, ment about the O.J. trial. Tia Carrere (Wayne's World) plays the lead character of Jury Duty, rather "Jury Duty\ Shore missed that boat. Pauly's love interest. And I thought Tommy becomes Pauly. Jury Duty is simply an attempt to Adam Sandler's Billy Madison love in- And speaking of MTV, with all of capitalize on the situation. terest lacked motivation. Shore's possible music connections, Circular file 0.J., Judge Ito and the trial are Andrew Dice Clay makes a brief don't you think he could have found Comedy merely mentioned for cheap comic ef- appearance as Pauly's uncle who owns some real musicians for the fect. Rated PG-13 a male strip club. soundtrack? Director: John Fortenberry Everything in this movie is simply Yes, we get the chance to see Shore The biggest hit in the film is the Cast: Pauly Shore used for cheap comic effect. in a G-string. The question is: who theme song to Jeopardy. Where there is hope that director Join the club and try to relax Tia Carrere asked to see it in the first place? Simply put, forget about Jury Duty, - Gizmo John Fortenberry would play up the I mean who out there wants to see If I had to choose between this movie With Nicole DePairna satirical sketches in the movie, they Shore pour cream over his partially and the Simpson trial, I'd have to are simply discarded after the easy clad body? choose 24 hours of laugh. The People's Court. on May 5, 1995 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Rating System: If you said yes, you obviously had Jury Duty has given me a reason to Nothing in the movie is ever built too much fun at Springfest. pull out the often unused circular file Top Drawer...Must see upon. Something's been fried. Second Drawer...Recommended once again. The sad thing is that this Learn the arts of yoga, meditation and if you No plot lines are ever maintained Please seek immediate medical at- probably won't be the last time. for very long. stick around til the end, even massage! Third Drawer...Could be worse tention. For those of you who really need a' Bottom Drawer...Avoid at all cost This is simply a series of weak comic Even Dick Vitale makes a cameo courtroom fix, the video files this week Circular File...Save your money scenes strung together with an even appearance as a Justice Television an- has two movies referred to in jury Duty. weaker plot. But hurry, only the first 15 people to return the chor. This was almost entertaining. Al- It is truly a crime for anyone to By RANDY PETERSEN You're probably wondering why I most. associate these movies with slop like expected more from the man who coupon below to the HPER office will have the Film Critic But of all the stars and star wanna- Jury Duty. helped bring us Son-in-Law and In the be's in Jury Duty, there is one that tops First is And Justice for All opportunity to relax like never before! Army Now. starring Al them all. This star is Gizmo, the tal- Pacino as an attorney fighting for jus- Deadline: May 1 Ever since that white Ford Bronco Well, a guy can dream, can't he? ented pup that plays Pauly's pet pooch. tice in and out of the courtroom. rode across the nation's television Really, I didn't go in expecting too The funny thing is the writer's de- This 1979 film is best remembered screens, everyone has tried to get a much, but I got so much less than I cided to change the dog's name from for its "You're out of order" sequence. expected. Name: piece of O.J. the imaginative Gizmo to the ordinary Next is Twelve Angry Men, excellent No matter how much the public The whole movie was a flop. Sure, Peanut. Does this help to show how ensemble film which looks into what complains about too much trial cover- I chuckled at a few scenes, but not untalented they are? happens with a jury behind closed Address: age, one thing remains constant; if it enough to make it worth six bucks. A Gizmo is truly a scene stealer. Who- doors. has O.J. on it, in it or close to it, it will moronic joke does not a movie make. ever said that an actor shouldn't work This 1957 film, starring Henry sell. On of the most shocking things with kids or animals because they will Fonda as a lone juror fighting for a boy Phone #: It was only a matter of time before about Jury Duty is who's in it. steal the scene, should have warned he believes is innocent, garnered three Hollywood tried to use the trial as a Shelly Winters (TV's Roseanne) Shore about working with anything Academy Award nominations includ- publicity gimmick. makes a brief appearance as Pauly's that breaths. ing Best Picture.

THE WINONAN April 26, 1995 Page 9 Literary spirit takes over body, soul of author guard the manuscript and torment its men. of two men and what can happen when his literary talent onto Edward. By her judgment. The Devil's Own Work is a subtle, By MAUREEN ASFELD artists surrender to the charms of fame. accepting the ancient, incomprehen- The suspense continues to build holder? The only clues that the narrator has hallucinatory tale of possession, that Literary Critic 0. M. Tyrrel was a famous, world- sible manuscript from Tyrrel, Edward throughout the novel until the climax was written as a homage to Ford Madox renown author who lived at leaps into the world of the rich and the when Edward refuses to part with the to discover what happened to 0. M. Tyrrel and Edward are the old manu- Ford and The Good Soldier. AlanJudd's novel, The Devil's Own Villerfranche in the South of France. famous. manuscript and then must face This new novel by Alan Judd holds Work, is the winner of the coveted His novels were a huge success and Immediately Edward's celebrity Eudoxie. script and the continuous presence of an apparently ageless woman, who us suspended between what we see Guardian Fiction Prize in England. were translated into more than 20 lan- began to grow. His second novel, was By the end of The Devil's Own Work, and what we understand. It is a par- The Devil's Own Work is a short guages. the book that prompted critics to draw we are left with the question was attaches herself to those gifted but eventually distracted and desperate able of the perils of creativity and a novel about the existence of a liter- He owes his extraordinary career comparisons between Tyrrel and Ed- Eudoxie real or a demon created to commentary on the literary world. ary spirit that takes control of a to a mysterious literary spirit, that takes ward. writer's body and soul. control of his entire life. In the past, Eudoxie had been the The narrator, a teacher of litera- Shortly before Tyrrel dies, he im- younger woman involved with Tyrrel. ture, attempts to piece together the plores Edward, an unformed literary After the writer's death, she moved in stories of two of his friends, 0. M. hopeful, to take away an old manu- with Edward, Tyrrel's chosen succes- Tyrrel and Edward. Another impor- script. His vehement concern that the sor. tant character in the novel, is Eudoxie, novel was meant for Edward, and no Eudoxie gradually took OVE et 4 a beautiful young woman, whose one else, turns the tone of the novel to Edward's entire life. Her control Ix appearance can be very deceiving. one of impending doom. came so strong, that even on question The overall plot is to show the life With Tyrrel's last words, he passed of writing Edward began to defer t I I Sponsored By can 4' /1"9"".111,, . 4 f .447`7,fr.

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Winona State's First Student Newspaper Nothing like a Women's track hockey game Women take eighth place By JENNIFER WEINLAEDER Sports Reporter When attending a boxing match, chances are good a hockey game Last Saturday the Winona State will break out. DAVID University's women's track team couldn't do anything but improve at Most have heard this expression BOEHLER before. For those still dumbfounded the University of Wisconsin-Stevens in sports terminology, it means there Managing Point Invitational. With nine othc, is a lot of fighting during hockey Editor teams competing, WSU placed eighth. games. We are talking all-out com- "We had a lot of personal records in bat. this meet," commented student coach, The last two Sundays I have Heather Hamilton. turned on the television in the The 4x100 relay team, Nicole Donis, middle of hockey brawls. Jen Son ntag, Kim Swanson, and Ronna Hockey players get away with just about everything but murder. And it's Ledin, started things off by placing more than two people at a time Everyone on the ice joins in They already fifth with a time of 52.78. have gloves the size boxers would consider too big, wood sticks, metal Ledin raced across the finish line in blades, you name it. Who knows when someone will play with a gun tucked the 200 meter dash to receive eighth in his breezers. (Why do they call their uniform shorts breezers, anyway?) place and also setting a new person At the same time outside of the stadium, two people get involved in much record. less of a squirmish, get taken away in handcuffs and are escorted to jail in the Swanson placed fifth and beat her police vehicle. Unfair? Yes. Changes forthcoming? No. personal record in the 400 meter dash in 1:05.5. The consequences for the hockey combatants is similar to that of grade school fighters during recess. In hockey, they are put in a penalty box or "We all worked really hard," said kicked out of the game. When I was little and got in a fight, I was sent to a teammate Kim Swanson. "It was re- corner of the building and they made me stand there. If it was a big fight, I ally nice to see everyone come to- was booted from recess. gether." So the pattern here is: Hockey fighter—penalty box for two minutes, Placing sixth in the 1,500 meter race game ejection, fine. Street fighter—police car for two minutes, fine, ejection in 5:21 was Desi Waage. Heather from society. Grade school fighter—corner of building, ejection from recess, Tepley, Melissa Mlnsa, Mindy school suspension. Dahlstrom, and Ronna Ledin made up I am amazed at the crowd reaction, although the rough housing and fan the 4x400 relay team and took fifth response is not a new custom. place with a time of 4:27. The crowd mentality while this is taking place makes me wonder, at least the adults. (The crowd reaction at an Exeland Braves game, a hick baseball Janice Rees practices last Monday afternoon at the Winona Senior High track for this Saturday's See Track , page 11 team in Northern Wisconsin doesn't surprise me, but since no one cares...) upcoming track and field meet in La Crosse. When the fight breaks it is interesting to watch the fans response. Tom Loucks/Photo Editor Men and women usually have different reactions during the riots on ice. Men get up, spill popcorn on the way, and throw punches at the helpless air with "Eye of the Tiger' beaming over the loudspeakers. No need for the shirt to protect the stomach blubber, it's fight time. Baseball Women, if not imitating the men, get turned on by the act of aggression. It's like some fantasy that if they wave their shirts in the air, hockey guy will notice her and seek her out after the game. Most of the time, however, slob guy seated a few rows back is the only one to notice her and now starts throwing popcorn at her. Meanwhile, some juvenile sees fit to vandalize popcorn-selling person by Warriors lead NSIC stealing the product. This is easy beca use popcorn-selling person is catering By KEVIN BECHARD double and scoring two runs. King 's belted the Warriors 13-4. to slob guy who purchases more popcorn and hopes to cater to topless gal. Sports Reporter lone hit also turned out to be a two - WSU pitcher Matt Hoppenstedt NSIC pitchers of the week Taking it all in is Officer Friendly, however, who removes all three from Winona State University's base- bagger. was not greeted well in this first three the stadium. What the officer should do is visit the announcer booth and kick ball team went on the road this past Right hander Greg Posewitz took innings as he gave up 13 runs to the Four Winona State University base- the clown commentators out They hype up the fight with "Oooh's" and weekend as it took part in it's second credit for the loss as he hurled 6 1/2 Bulldogs, two in both the first and ball players share the postion of pitcher "Ahh's" as if it really were a wrestling match. NSIC series against the University of innings, giving up 14 hits and walking second innings, and nine in the third, of the week in the NSIC conference, for How any fan can sit through a WWF wrestling match, knowing it is fake Minnesota - Duluth. three, and fanning three. before being relieved by left hander their performance aginst Southwest and still roar themselves into a frenzy is an entirely different story. The Warriors came away with one The tables turned against the Bull- Paul Martens. State University. win and two losses to the Bulldogs. dogs in the nightcap as the Warriors Martens pitched the next three in- The four Warriors are the starting Saturday's doubleheader proved came away with a 5-3 victory. Brian nings without allowing any runs, but pitching staff including, junior Greg to be somewhat successful for the Hronski took the mound and claimed was unable to erase the damage which Posewitz, from Silver Lake, WI. sopho- Warriors as their offense came alive the win for WSU (his third straight) as was done in the first three innings. more Brian Hronski, from Minneapo- in the first game, but the Bulldogs he threw 6 1/2 innings, striking out WSU's offense managed to put up lis, freshman Andy Weidl, from bats wore out Warrior pitching as four and walking two. Matt runs on the scoreboard in both the Holeman,Wl. and junior Matt UM-D won 9-8 in the bottom of the Hoppenstedt came in as a reliever and fourth and fifth innings. Offensive Hoppenstedt from South St.Paul. seventh inning with a solo shot by forced the final out with a ground ball. highlights rested mainly on Chad Craig Liebaert. Although the Bulldogs managed Schroeder's two-run blast in the fourth Upper Iowa The Bulldogs ripped four home 10 hits, three of which were home runs, inning. Thw Warroirs met Upper Iowa on runs, most of which were solo, corn- few runners came around to score. In the second game, the Warriors Moday in an away game. The War- pared to WSU's lone shot which was The Warriors bats only pounded were the first to strike as they had the riors found themselves with another hit by Mike Usgaard. out five hits, but a pair of these were scoring edge of 4-0 going into the third noch on their belt as they won with a Usgaard, Shannon Lester, Dan two-run homers by Usgaard and Kurt inning, and the Bulldogs having the score of 9-5. King, Chad Schroeder, Dan Gramm, Molls. bases loaded. But the Warriors hopes The game faired well for the team.' and Rich Dolan each had a part in the Usgaard went 2-4 in the game, and for a split on the day were washed except for the possible loss of right Warriors offense as they each had a Shromoff, Cada, and Fransen each had away as the game was called on ac- fielder Ned Louis due to injury. hit. Mike Shromoff was the lone War- solo hits. count of rain. The Warriors will be hosting North- rior to have more than one hit at the On Sunday, the weather cooper- The Warriors are still leading the ern State University this weekend to plate as he went 2-3, including a ated with WSUin the first gameas they conference with a 5-2 record, and 12- hang on to their lead in the NSIC. 15-1 overall. Women's golf team takes 2nd at Mankato from Heather Hogenson (85), Cheryl By SUNNI SCHULZ Cliff(lowa)College who won the tour- Vaske and Tonya Fish (94), Jeanne "The team did great, it felt good to Sports Reporter nament with a total score of 343. beat Mankato since they are our ri- On Saturday, April 22, the WSU Junior Tina Peek was in a three- Hammer (103), and Tracey Lund (110). "It was only our second tourna- vals," said Peek. women's golf team placed second way tie for second place with a total The Warriors are warming up for out of 11 teams at the Mankato State score of 82. ment of the year," said Junior Heather Hogenson, a three-year veteran of the the Minnesota State Tournament on University Invitational in Mankato, "I wasn't totally happy with my Friday, April 28 and Saturday, April Minn. finish," said Peek, a second-year vet- team. "It was cold, and we had some tough competition from the other 29 at Midland Hills Country Club . The Warriors finished with a to- eran of the team. "I could have scored Minneapolis, Minn. tal score of355, not to far from Briar much better." eleven teams. We could have done better." Other superior performances were

Todd Parker, left, and Justin Boyce lunge for a frisbee at Springiest. oftball Five Warrior atheletes taste success Team drops to Stout Two football players and three gymnasts find success in their sport BY MAGGIE McCALLUM BY SCOTT KRAMP two of the RBI's for the Warriors while Sports Editor Sports Reporter cleanup hitter Keri Grovdahl (.320) had the other. athletic abilities and the scholastic Five Winona State University Gymnasts go to Nat's Pohl had an all-around score of Game two was a much tighter standards he has set for himself, in- A two week layoff will make even students have found Themselves 36.325. ballgame than the first game. This cluding, NCAA Division II scholar- Three Winona State gymnasts the best teams appear to be rusty with honors in the world of sports . Pohl placed in other events as time Jamie Nelson (1-1, 4.75 ERA) was ship and named to the 1994 GTE made the trip to Denton, TX April when it comes time to play their The recognition was well deserved well. In the Vault she placed 31st on the mound for the Warriors. Nelson Academic All- American team. 13-15 as they competed in the USA next game. after the performances they have with a score of 9.225, in the Beam pitched five innings giving up four His football career includes WSU Gymnastics Division II National Just ask Winona State given inthepast year. Tournament. she tied for 44th with a score of University's (7-9) head softball coach runs, only three of which were earned. records for 25 interceptions, 604 in- 9.000, on the bars she placed 37th Foster came in to pitch the final two terception return yardage, 228 AnneMarie Green, Melissa Myron Smith. Green, and Shannon Pohl made the with a score of 8.85, and on the "The two week layoff had some innings and take the loss for the War- Gruber top NSIC male tackles,and 604 punt return yard- floor she tied for 33rd with a score riors. Not only has Nate Gruber , WSU age.The 1994-95 season was Grubers trip as they finished with season kind of effect on us. We weren't as of 9.250. Sloppy baserunning and fielding football's free safety been named an last year playing for the Warriors. highs. ready as we should be, and that is nobody's fault but the weather rat. spelled the downfall of the Warriors in All-American, and winner of the this game. prestigious National Football Foun- AnneMarie Green 11th We figured that we would probably Melissa Green 21st "Anita Prazak showed some bril- dation/College Hall of Fame Post- Vogt continues football have a rough time." said Smith. AnneMarie Green led the three Melissa Green the older of the Green liant base running drawing throws and graduate Fellowship, he has now The University of Wisconsin- "I could still get cut." says Winona as she placed 11th in All-Around duo also faired well at the National scoring on throws, but other than that won another prestigious award. Stout, which was playing its fourth State quarterback Colby Vogt , of his Competition. Green had a season tournament as she finished 21st in the the running, especially from third Gruber has been name the 1994- game in as many days, was the bene- shot to play for the National Arena high of an all-around score of 38.175. All-Around competition. base," said Smith, "We were not very 95 winner of the 11th annual Dr. factor of the Warriors' layoff. Football leauge. Green also placed well in individual Green scored a 8.950 in the vault sharp." William Britton Award as the top WSU dropped both games of a The Warrior quarter back got called competition as she placed 27th in leaving her in 51st place, a 8.975 on the Shortstop Shannon Smith (.415) male Scholar-Athelete in the NSIC. doubleheader to UW-Stout by the back after his tryout for the league on the vault,15th on the beam, 38th on Beam putting her in 47th place, 8.750 went 1-3 with two RBI's in game two The award for academic excel- scores of 6-3 and 5-4. April 9. the Bars, and 18th in the floor. on the bars letteing her tie for 43rd, to lead the Warriors. The other RBI's lence was created in 1985 to salute In game one, WSU could only Vogt has traveled to Des Moines, and 9.775 putting tiing her for 36th. muster three hits in support of start- came from Tara O'Bradovich (.231) outstanding scholars and IA. to see what he can offer the leaugue and Mandy Keen (.211). atheletes.Gruber, a Composite/Ma- Pohl places in top 20 ing pitcher Shannon Foster (6-8, 2.42 and what they can do for him. "We could have won both games, terials Engineering major, has a 3.82. Warrior Shannon Pohl followed ERA). Those three hits amounted to Vogt plans to finish school but he AnneMariein competition as she place three runs, however, as UW-Stout but I don't like to say could have," said cummulative grade point average. just felt the need to try something Smith. "We found some areas to work He has won several awards for his 18th in the All-Around Competition. committed three errors. different at this point. Catcher Lisa Simmer (.377) had on, and we'll shore those up and get ready for conference."

THE WINONAN April 26, 1995 Page 11 Men's tennis You Can Use UMD takes conference This they scored only 3 points during the The Winona State University opening rounds on Friday. The Bulldogs dominated the rest men's tennis team hosted the North- Scott Nelson, the teams no.4 singles of the tournament as they finished ern sun Intercolligiate Conference player advanced into the champion- first in four of the six singles competi- tennis tournament this past weekend ship as he beat his University of Min- tion, as well as two of the three doubles at St. Ts tennis complex, and the nesota -Morris opponent. Nelson was competition. The team took over all University of Minnesota -Duluth defeated on Saturday as he faced the first place. To Get This walked away with the title. Bulldogs in the finals. Second place was awarded to The title was the 14th straight for Thw Warriors took the consolation Morris who finished with 32 points the Bulldog's as they scored 39 points round which put them in third. and had competitors win all of the in the two day tournament. The dif- One deficit the team had was the slots that UMD didn't. ference in scores was great as WSU loss of their no.1 singles player Marek Fourth place went to Northern finished in third place with 17 points. Bures. State University and fifth went to The Warriors had a slow start as Moorehead State University. Every Saturday Night at Women's Rugby Track ItaQt Spbrlt 3t1T

continued from page Just show your WSU ID and you'll get SPECIALS ON Katt's win 10-0 10 BY ANGIE NICHOLS In the field, Sarah Nelson threw the PITCHERS all. night long° You'll also have a chance to Special to the Winonan discus 114 feet, setting a new personal record. Mlnsa also competed in the WIN A FREE ROOM long and triple jump. She finished for a night at the Holiday Inn. The Wionona State Women's rugby club otherwise known as the "Katt's" had a weekend of success. fourth in the long jump with a leap of 4.89 meters and took sixth in the triple As the rays of Saturdays sunrise hit the streets of Winona, the Katt's jump with 9.9 meters. stumbled out of bed to St.Peter,Minn. for a rugby match. Come join the fun and save money too at CG's Sports Bar "Even though we didn't win the A combined team effort and the unstoppable moves of Sara Kreuser bolting meet or place really high, we all had a through Gustavus' back line left the Gusties at a loss for words and a 10-0 shut good time," noted teammate Lisa In the Holiday Inn, Hwy 61, Wmona. For more information call us at 454 out on their home turf. -4390 Reiter. The team made their way back to Winona just in time for the WSU Springfest activities. The team's next competition is Sat- urday at the UW-La Crosse Invita- April 29th & 30th the rugby Katt's will be competing in the annual All tional. Missing Dog Male Akita Saints Tournament , at St. Cloud State University, MN. The Great Outdoors 2 1/2 yrs old Climbing to the top "Sampson" BY DAN MASCIA & Black/ White/ Silver MARCUS NEITZKE become dangerous. It is important to Wingbluffs offer great places to climb. outdoor coulumnIsts remember that climbing is not an ac- With all of the different climbing op- 100-110 lbs. Living in the Winona area we are tivity that should be tried on your portunities in the area, each requires blessed with not only our beautiful own, rock climbing is a group activity. different types of climbing/belaying. lakes, but also the towering bluffs. Certain equipment is needed to These types include top and bottom Very Friendly Thebluffs provide us with the unique properly and safely rock climb, but belay, lead climbing, and free climb- opportunity to rock climb. once the equipment is purchased it ing. Bottom belay and lead climbing, Rock climbing has been becoming will provide you with many years of are the most popular types of climb- Has Collar and Tags more popular the last several years, use. Proper care must be given to your ing in the area. Lead climbing is the this new enthusiasm has been height- equipment for it to function properly, most expensive of all the types due to ened by the new indoor facilities that so be sure you understand how to the increase of necessary equipment. are becoming increasingly popular. operate and care for everything cor- Lead climbing also requires more But since the closest one to Winona is rectly. The basic equipment needed skill than bottom belay climbing, be- Vertical Endeavor's in St. Paul, it is for this sport is a harness, climbing cause the climber sets his own pro- easier to get your start in the bluffs. rope, carabenners , hex locks, webbing tection during the climb as needed. Although rock dimbing is thought and a belay device. To buy these basic Most students in Winona prob- of as a dangerous sport by many, it is items you could expect to pay at least ably don't know how to rock climb. If found or information not only for danger junkies and thrill $325, which is a small cost in compari- We recommend that you take a climb- seekers. Rock climbing is an exciting son to the price of injuring yourself or ing class. Winona State offers athree activity that not only instills confi- others because of unsafe equipment.. credit class titled Outdoor Pursuits dence in those who take part but also There are many different sites to or Vertical Endeavors also offers a leading to being found call provides an hearty work out Many climb within two hours driving dis- class in climbing, but at a higher cost climbers claim that they feel enlight- tance from Winona. In addition to the and for no credit ened after tackling a difficult climb. bluffs around the Winona area many Next week Kal 452-2977 When climbing it is important to de- other location's including Devil's Lake pend on the individuals who you are State Park in Wisconsin (the best rock Outdoor pursuits climbing with otherwise the sport can climbing area inthe Midwest) and Red Please help me find him!!! © I S66 10 1 Little Caesars® Pizza!Pizzat uP9 l ) 'nu great pizzas! One low price? Always! Always! noS I Ll eG o>l (el Winona - 452-8752 r 1201 GILMORE AVENUE IN THE WINONA MALL HOW TO GET YOUR JOLLIES WE DELIVER TWO! AT COLLEGE 24 HOURS A DAY. Our drivers carry less than $20. Delivery area limited to ensure safe driving!

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