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Rain with a chance Students given coupons of scattered for not cheating thunderstorms COLLEGE PARK, Md. (AP) — University of Maryland students will get dis- Inside counts at local shops if they Students savor FRIDAY promise not to cheat. Honest. FEBRUARY 28, 1997 "Cheating here is huge," said sunny weather Meryle Freiberg, education See page 5 Texas Christian University chairwoman for the Student 94th Year • Number 82 Honor Council, which oversees academic integrity among the 33,000 students on the flagship campus of the state university system. Freiberg, encouraging stu- dents to sign pledges at a booth Menedis heads south in the Student Union, said. The council is offering 5,000 discount cards this week to stu- Artist Diploma student to play in Colombia dents who sign pledges against By Christine Menedis said. "I've never been able to play to open more doors for experience cheating. The idea of the cards SKIFF STAFF out of the country before. This is and for international culture that is is to get students thinking about First-year artist diploma student my debut with a professional so important," he said. integrity, Freiberg said. Christine Menedis is taking off for orchestra." Gutierrez said this is an exciting Colombia this weekend, but it's Gutierrez, one of the principal time for fine arts at TCU. Scandals not affecting not because she's taking an early guest conductors of the Orchestra "This is only the first concert of Clinton, poll shows Spring Break. Sinfonica del Valle. was asked to a whole series of programs," he WASHINGTON (AP) — The 16-year-old pianist will conduct the orchestra's concert for said. President Clinton is drawing accompany German Gutierrez, the an international women's sympo- Gutierrez said Menedis' perfor- high marks for his job perfor- conductor of the TCU Symphony sium in Cali, Colombia. Gutierrez mance will be a demanding one. mance despite swirling ques- Orchestra and the director of the agreed to conduct on the condition She will play two piano concertos. tions over campaign financing, TCU-Latin America Cultural that he could bring the soloist with Clara Schumann's only piano con- Whitewater and his personal Center, to Colombia for a special him. That is when he chose certo and Mozart's piano concerto life, a new poll says. performance with Orchestra Menedis to perform for him. No. 21.i during three different Ann* Dnbkky SKIFF STAFF The Pew Research Center Sinfonica del Valle. "One of the things I feel I Christine Menedis, a freshman artist diploma student will perform with survey found people are hear- "I'm very excited." Menedis should do for our students is to try Please see MENEDIS, Page 5 the Orchestra Sinfonica del Valle this weekend in Colombia. ing a drumbeat of negative news about the president but, so far, it doesn't seem to matter. Overall, 60 percent approved of the way Clinton is handling his job, a record in Pew polls and up one point from one taken the week before his sec- ond-term inauguration. Thirty- two percent disapproved, also up one point. The new survey was taken from Thursday to Sunday, amid continuing revelations about Democratic money raising but before the release of documents showing Clinton's direct involvement in offering big donors White House access. Sweepstakes to God: You may be a winner! TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — American Family Publishers found God in Sumter County. And he may be very, very rich. A sweepstakes notice arrived at the Bushnell Assembly of God earlier this month announcing God, of Bushnell, Fla., was a finalist for the $11 million top prize. "I always thought he lived Left, formally dressed guests arrived recently at the Fort Worth Zoo with the opening of the Penguin here but I didn't actually know," Island exhibit. Biology professor Gary Ferguson does pioneering research to perfect husbandry in pan- said Bill Brack, pastor of the SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF ther chameleons (above). See related stories, page 4. church about 60 miles north of Tampa. "Now I do. He's got a P.O. box here." "God, we've been searching Hand, athletic department disagree about travel plans for you," American Family wrote in the letter, as first By Kimberly Campbell was able to buy airline tickets for the they hadn't found Ihe bus solution. "They say they're (athletic depart- game starts al 6 p.m. reported by the local weekly SKIFF STAFF band. Showgirls and cheerleaders, but "We looked for an alternative and ment) doing this for band to get the The proposed travel arrangements newspaper, the Sumter County The TCU band and Showgirls will they would have to return on standby, were thrilled to find the tour bus." he band back for school." Storer said. will have the band leave at 8 a.m. Times. travel to Las Vegas to support the and the TCU administration won't said. "The rumors that have been "They are doing this to spite the band." Sunday morning, travel to New The message was centered women's and men's basketball teams, allow that. started are a shame." Windegger disagreed and said the Mexico, have two hours in a hotel for between two round seals but only after heated debate. The TCU administration is liable Windegger gave the example lhal if band wouldn't be going at all if it the drivers and spirit group to rest and requesting God to "come for- The band has argued that it should for the students returning home safe- a band member or Showgirl had a weren'l for the athletic department. then leave al midnight to arrive in Las ward." be able to travel by plane, but the ly, he said. wreck while returning home from the He said the tickets had been pur- Vegas at 8 p.m. Monday. If God were to win, the letter Athletic Department argues that the He said the administration won't airport at 3 a.m., unattended, because chased and would be exchanged for However, the athletic department stated, "What an incredible for- only way the band and Showgirls can allow this because the students would the flight was the only one available. vouchers to use for future athletic has found another driver in tune there would be for God! attend is by bus. be returning in staggered groups, for TCU would be liable and could department business. Albuquerque, which would allow the Could you imagine the looks The basketball teams and staff are which there was not adequate super- potentially be sued. Storer said the entire purpose of the bus to drive straight trough to Las you'd get from your neighbors? funded through the Western Athletic vision. The cheerleaders, however, Anthony Storer, a graduate assis- band going to Las Vegas is to support Vegas without the hotel stop so the But don't just sit there, God." Conference budget, and the TCU ath- will be able to travel by plane because tant with the band, said the group TCU basketball, but if the band goes band and Showgirls could arrive at 6 letic department is footing the bill so they have enough faculty to travel found out that its plane tickets were by bus it will miss the women's first p.m Blood sample of that the band, Showgirls and cheer- with them. being sold and the members would be game on Monday. The band members thought they trooper found leaders can travel to Las Vegas to sup- Windegger said he was in support traveling to Las Vegas by bus. However, the women's game will would be leaving by plane Monday RUSK (AP) — The blood port them. of the band and Showgirls traveling to He said the band doesn't mind begin al either 12:30 p.m. or 6 p.m., morning and found oul Wednesday Frank Windegger, TCU athletic Las Vegas from the beginning and that making the trip by bus. but he doesn't and the band and Showgirls may be sample taken from an off-duty Please see BAND, Page 10 Texas trooper suspected of director, said the athletic department they wouldn't have been able to go if agree with the logic behind it. able to arrive in lime to play if the drunken driving has surfaced more than two weeks after it Starpoint School celebrates disappeared. The sample is key evidence 30 years of special education in the case against Texas Psi Chi convention to be£in Department of Public Safety By Adrla Johnson serve as an on-campus training site trooper Joe Don Abernathy, By Kimberly Wilson good," Powell said, "and I also like of the foremost experimental cogni- SKIFF STAFF for TCU students studying educa- who has been suspended with SKIFF STAFF attending the graduate sympo- tive psychologists alive today. When Todd Dolginoff entered tion, especially special education." pay. Psychology students from across siums." "He is so genuine that you forget Starpoint School, dyslexia had Most Starpoint students are The vial was mailed to the the United States will descend upon The group has honored a leading that he's famous," he said. "He already made reading and writing enrolled from the first to third DPS lab in Garland. Rush campus today and Saturday for the psychologist as a speaker at the doesn't seek rewards and recogni- impossible tasks. Today, the Dallas grades, when their individual dis- police chief Larry Robertson eighth annual convention for the past three years. tion." attorney Ityi the school was a foun- abilities are tackled. Usually by the said he wasn't sure whether convention This year's honoree and featured Robinson said Sternberg dation for his success and a source fourth grade the child is ready to alcohol could be detected from of Psi Chi, speaker is Robert Sternberg, the immerses himself in his field. of vivid and happy memories. integrate into public school. a dried blood sample. the national IBM Professor of Psychology and 'He loves psychology," he said. "If I had not gone to Starpoint. Dolginoff. 31. said the system Abernathy, 46, was arrested psychology Education at Yale University. "He has a deep and abiding appre- (dyslexia) would have been a real worked well for him. Feb. 9 after a motorist com- honor soci- Sternberg is best known for his ciation for psychology and its role problem." said Dolginoff. whose "That age is an important time in plained he had followed her in ety. book "Beyond IQ: A Triurchic in the aspects of everyday life." parents enrolled him al Starpoint the life of anyone who has a learn- his truck and tired a gun. Rusk Ruth Theory of Human Intelligence." He Powell said Stemberg's name is when he was 6 years old. ing disability." he said. "It really police located him and per- Powell, a has also been recognized for his a familiar occurrence in most psy- Dolginoff is one of many alumni, shapes your future. Without the formed a blood test after senior psy- research on gifted children and his chology students' studies. faculty members and staff members Starpoint School, it would have smelling alcohol on his breath. c h o I o g y Robert Sternberg "triangular theory of love." "Sternberg is a big name in psy- who will celebrate Starpoint's 30th been unlikely that 1 would have major who Tale professor He has authored more than 400 chology." she said, "and he's anniversary and the School of gone to college, much less law will present a books, book chapters and journal known for his 'triangular theory of Education's centennial anniversary school." research paper at Ihe convention, articles and has held more than $8 love"' this weekend. Luther B. Clegg. chairman of the Inside said the TCU chapter of Psi Chi has million in research grants and con- The triangular theory defines Barbara Trice, administrative department of curriculum and hosted the convention since its tracts. three stages of love: physical love, assistanl U Starpoint. said the instructions in the School of inception. • Dr. Michael Robinson, a profes- trust and romance and companion- • Visit Andy Summa's school is designed to benefit both Education, said both Starpoint and "It's kind of been a project that sor of psychology and adviser for ship. Internet chat site, page 3. TCU students and children with the School of Education's time on TCU has taken on," Powell said. TCU's Psi Chi chapter, said having Sternberg will be honored al a learning disabilities, including campus will be chronicled this Powell said the convention fea- Sternberg on campus is monumen- reception at 7:30 p.m. Friday in the •Men's Basketball blown attention deficit disorder and learn- weekend, when TCU hosts a lineup tures speakers, a graduate sympo- tal. Reed Hall Faculty Center. He will away by Golden Hurricane, ing delays disorder. of special events. sium and opportunities for students "He's not as big as the president, present his speech, "Why I'm »11. "We have a twofold mission," she "We're trying to add a bit of his- to make presentations of papers and but he is as big as Bob Dole," he Excited About Psychology," at a said. "The first part is to serve the tory to the celebration." he said posters. said. noon luncheon Saturday in the children who need special instruc- Fort Worth businessman and TCU "The speakers are usually very Robinson said Sternberg is one Student Center Ballroom. tion and a special environment (for learning). The second part is to Please see STARPOINT, Page 5 PAGE 2 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997

PORT WORTH FIRK pro hotkey learn oilers n special deal for all Campus Police reported the following offenses and violations from FINANCE COMMITTEE TCU students, family and friends for tonight's game against the Tulsa Thursday, Feb. 20 to Thursday, Feb. 27: You pay $20 per semester to student government, and part of this Oilers at 7:35 p.m. at Will Rogers Coliseum. Tickets costing $9 can be money is allocated every week to various groups. If you come to meet- purchased for only $6. Orders can be phoned lo Amv al the Fire office HARASSMENT ings at 3 p.m. Wednesdays in Student Center Room 211, you can voice at (817)336-1992. Feb. 21: A student from Milton Daniel Hall reported repeated harass- your opinions regarding the allocation of this money. Sl'l'KRFR8. Lawlor can give TCU students their thoughts and immediate plans for I'SI CHI NATIONAL CONVENTION will be held today and THEFT BY CHECK Feb. 24: A student discovered her wallet stolen from the first floor recycling on campus and so that TCU students may give their opin- Saturday at TCU Students from many other schools will be on cam- ions, concerns and ideas about recycling. pus, and Robert Stemberg, a professor at Yale University, will be the lobby of the Sid Richardson Building, but did not report it until she featured speaker. Registration is $12 in advance and $15 at the door. received a telephone call from Pizza Inn about a bad check. The stu- For more information, call Heather Edwards at 370-8662. dent said her checkbook was in the wallet. SUPERFROG'S BIRTHDAY Programming Council has scheduled several activities today to cele- PC FILMS COMMITTEE will show "Courage Under Fire" at 9 THEFT OVER H 1,600 p.m. Saturday in Moudy Building North Room 141. brate SuperFrog's birthday. The first will be from 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. Feb. 24: Stereo equipment was found stolen from the Phi Gamma in the Student Center Lounge, where a casino will be set up. At 5:30 PRESBYTERIAN STl'DENT FELLOWSHIP will meet from 4 Delta fraternity house. Police discovered one of the doors was not p.m., the comedy troupe Freudian Slip will perform in the Student p.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday in Student Center Room 203. Food and drinks adjusted correctly and fixed the problem. None of the stolen equip- Center Lounge. The evening will come to a fantastic and glamourous will be provided. For more information call Becca Bartlett al Ext. ment had serial numbers and nothing else was found disturbed. ending from 9 p.m. to midnight in the Student Center Ballroom with 8336. the Frog Formal. Have fun, and happy birthday SuperFrog. FREE STUN SKILLS WORKSHOP will be at 7 p.m. Monday BITMJLARY OF A VEHICLE in Rickel Building Room 106. Time management, study skills and test Feb. 24: A student reported two suspects hanging around a car in the taking will be discussed. University Christian Church parking lot. When police investigated, GOAL OF THE WEEK TCC TRIANCJI.E will meet at 5 p.m. Sunday at the Wesley they found the right side window of one car busted. The face of the For those of you who are tired of stale cookies, Marriott guarantees Foundation to discuss "The Simpsons" and homophobia. For more radio was tampered with but nothing else appeared stolen or damaged. that its cookies will be fresh from now on, even on Sundays and information call Priscilla Tate at 921-7160. Mondays. BATTLE OF THE HANDS applications for the April 13 competi- Compiled by Ellenu Fortner. tion and applications for the Batlle of the Bands graphic arts design contest are available al the Information Desk in the Student Center. All applications and designs are due back to the Information Desk no later lhan 4:45 p.m. on March 10 PSI CIII, ihe psychology honor society, needs items donated for its Job fair brings employers to Metroplex March 8 and 9 garage sale. Call Heidi Nash at 926-7150. DESCANT, Fort Worth's Journal of Poetry and Fiction, will accept be interviewing on-site. White said representatives from for the available jobs range from a artistic and computer graphics entries in its cover design contest until By Klmberly Wilson SKIFF STAFF She said the fair is unique for the some of the companies will be cri- high school education or passing March 14. For more information and contest guidelines contact the area because there will be represen- tiquing resumes for students. score on the GED to a master's English department al F.xt. 7240, e-mail deacant9tcu.edu or go by the Job seekers will have the opportu- tatives from many varying career "That service is always available degree or technical training. Some English department office in Reed Hall Room 314. nity to meet a wide variety of prospective employers Wednesday fields. in our offices, but that will give them jobs do not have specific education- 8TUMNT FOl'NDATION applications can be picked up in the at the Metro Job Fair '97. one of the "Rarely students get the opportu- the opportunily to get another per- al requirements. admissions office, the alumni office in the Dee J Kelly Alumni and largest job fairs in the Metroplex. nity to speak to this many prospec- spective," she said. Companies attending include Visitors Center and the Student Center Information Desk. Applications Metro Job Fair '97 will be held tive employers at once," she said. White said the fair will give stu- Baylor Health Care System, Tandy are due March 14. Interviews will be held April 8. 9 and 10. For more from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the The fair has been organized by a dents the opportunity to mingle with Information Services, Computer information call Sandra Tuomey al 921-7803. Arlington Convention Center, 1200 consortium of 36 Texas and several representatives who might Data Systems, Inc. and Phillip PC MULTICULTURAL COMMITTEE will host a multicultural Ballpark Way in Arlington. Oklahoma colleges and universities, not recruit on campus. Morris USA. fashion extravaganza from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. March 25 in the Student More than 200 companies are including Baylor University, "It's hard to get some of the The event is free and open to the Center Ballroom. For more information call Programming Council at expected lo be represented at the Southern Methodist University and employers to come to the campus," public. All-day parking will cost $4. Ext. 5233. fair. TCU. she said. Students planning to attend the Melissa White, assistant director The goal of the consortium is to Employment opportunities range fair are encouraged to bring several of career services, said students will develop "highly efficient programs from entry-level to experienced copies of their resume and unofficial want to attend the job fair dressed as through which employers can identi- positions and include permanent, school transcripts. They should also

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EDITORIAL THE VATICAN Real world is intimidating Sex guidelines should be realistic Commentary

This is the '90s, a time when divorce and remarriage affect many people. The Vatican should understand that divorce and remar- riage are unfortunate yet realistic parts of many societies and come up with some realistic guidelines governing divorce and remarriage. Leland Released Tuesday, the new guidelines on the subject are Horton anything but realistic. The Vatican has urged divorced Why does almost every stu- Catholics to stop living in sin and to not have sex in their dent nearing graduation new marriages. develop an overwhelm- Catholic priests are advised to counsel remarried peo- ing fear of that thing called "the real world?" ple to remain faithful to their original vows made to their Having actually reached the first spouses. point of near-graduation, there is At the same time, those who are divorced but who definitely the specter of "the real haven't yet remarried should abstain from ever entering world" looming ahead. No, I am not talking about the overdone other unions. MTV show by the same name. As First, the church doesn't recognize divorce. But now the any student contemplating gradua- church is going so far as to say that people who do remar- tion can tell you, "the real world" ry shouldn't consummate their second marriage. consists of a place where you actu- ally need to get a job, act responsi- While priests were urged to show compassion to bly and, hopefully, lead a some- divorced people, the church "must not express any sign, what productive life. public or private, that could appear to be a legitimization In this life after college, most of us will be expected to pay our own of the new union," according to the Vatican. bills, meet work deadlines and take The world is a changing place. Values are changing, responsibility for our own actions. and despite the sanctity and respectability of the church, Now, that last part brings with it it should not bury its head in the sand and pretend that a whole host of problems. While most college students quickly point people cannot find love after they have been married out that they have the "freedom" to once. do as they please, most apparently Just because two people make poor decisions the first do not understand the whole situa- tion. Along with freedom comes time around doesn't mean that they cannot make a second responsibility. marriage work. Whether the Vatican wants to believe it, College, then, is not true free- sex is a natural and healthy part of any marriage, and the dom. Most students still have the pope should not play dumb about the fact that it happens. option of avoiding responsibility for a variety of problems, whether It is absolutely ludicrous to think that a couple would by appealing to their parents, beg- not have sex in a second marriage just because the pope ging to their teachers or using a says so. variety of other means of escape. The whole idea goes just a bit too far. Given such a large safety net, college life abounds with second Sex is a something that should be shared between two chances and the good old "benefit married people who love each other. Despite what the of a doubt." All of us tend to take pope says, love can and should be found after a first advantage of this safety network quite often, including me. marriage fails. I am not saying (hat having a safety net is bad. Everyone needs some time to "grow up," when the luxury is available. Then comes the EDITORIAL POLICY: Unsigned editorials represent the view of the real world. Skiff editorial board, which Is com- Those of us lucky enough to par- posed of the editor, managing edi- ticipate in the buffer zone given to William WaUon SKIFF STAFF tor, campus editor, news editor, opinion editor, sports editor, photo most college students tend to get a editor and entertainment/feature little worried when confronted with editor. Signed letters and columns someone else. The list can go on college Students overlook. While many of us complain represent the opinion of the writers. all the problems of life on our own. and on. No matter how "free" an envi- about various aspects of our per- There may be freedom out there, After all, college life is pretty ronment we live in. people are ulti- sonal lives on a daily basis, we are SkiffAn Alt-American Newspaper LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: The Skiff welcomes letters to the editor but along with that freedom comes easy. Your schedule is flexible, mately responsible for the results of pretty lucky. Rarely does a situation N«elima Atturu EdttoMnCMef for publication. Letters must be the incredible burden of actually homework can always be put off their own deeds. In college, we tend arise for which there is no way out. Rob Sherwin Managing Editor typed, double-spaced, signed and Tommy Thompson Advertising Manager limited to 500 words. Letters being held accountable for our until tomorrow, and mom and dad to be very nearsighted and let Enjoy it while you can. because Kimberty Wilson Campus Editor should be submitted at least two actions. That most hallowed of col- are willing to make life better than things work themselves out. Not so accountability may be much K.E. Stenske News Editor days before publication to the Skiff, W.T. Burdrtte Opinion Editor Moudy 291S. to TCU Box 298030, lege experiences, the second most of us could possibly afford for in the real world. tougher to avoid once the second Paul Coriiss Sports Editor fax 921-7133 or e-mail skifflet- chance, doesn't come around quite ourselves. Once we get out of this little chances of college are gone. Anne Drabicky Photo Editor [email protected]. They must include Kelly Melhurt Entertainment/Feature Editor the author's classification, major as often in the real world. Looking out into the real world, world of second chances, the con- As for me, I think 1 will avoid the Robyn Ross Copy Desk Chief and phone number. The Skiff Just think of all the times we things may not be so easy. Every sequences of our actions may come real world a little bit longer and go Tom Urquhart Production Manager reserves the right to edit or reject Bitsy Faulk Business Manager letters for style and taste. Readers have all turned papers in late, let decision actually makes a differ- back to bite us. Along the same to graduate school. Eva Rumpf Student Publications Director may also comment via the Sound that phone bill roll over for a few ence, and we need to be blind to the lines, whining about these prob- Journalism Department Chairman OB Una at 921-7663. months, or ran up too much money consequences of our actions. There lems will only make things worse Leland Horton is a senior political on a credit card or loan cosigned by lies the part of freedom that mosl in the real world. science major from Coushatta, La.

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Would anyone like to chat? Smith should Satan embodies the inherent flaw believe in Jesus created in the Garden and the In Chris Smith's column in limitations and defects of the Internet conversation ranges from funny to downright absurd Wednesday's Skiff, he states a flesh. God only wants to restore need to give credit where credit the perfection of the spirit. The Internet, also known as the BIG DOOBIE: Wayne?.. HACKER: Ha. ha. ha! Master Hacker is here! is due — specifically Satan. He This leads into the desires of "Information Superhighway" because of HOMER: Friends Freak is a big loser. You will all die! . credits him with our ability to liberal and fundamental the frequent traffic jams and obscene hand FRIENDS FREAK: Shut up. Homer! This is a COOKIE DEATH: Horned cookies? That's exercise free will and the aug- Christians alike. Chris writes, gestures, is a mind-boggling, earth-changing chat room, not a playpen! Get out of here! weird. Where are you from. Marilyn? mentation of "rational human "Christians (are)... consumed technological break- COOKIE DEATH: Okay! I'll talk FRIENDS FREAK: You're just mad because development." by the burning desire to condemn to myself. So, Cookie, how are you? I'm not stupid. Homer. Chris wrote that this occurred people to hell." I apologize on through. Commentary It enables us to com- I'm pretty good. BIG DOOBIE: Wayne? . . . through Adam and Eve's partak- behalf of Christianity if this is the municate with people MARILYN MANSON: Marilyn HOMER: Hacker is stupid. He likes to kiss his ing of the forbidden fruit, yet impression made, but our true all over the world. This Manson rules! I have a doll of own butt. goes on to say. "Adam and Eve desire is the glorification of the wonderful communica- Marilyn and I sleep with it. Want to MARILYN MANSON: Cookie Death. I'm were punished for choosing to spirit and to only condemn that tion, as you fellow chat about how Marilyn Manson is from the bowels of hell. Satan burped me up disobey God." How, then, could which attempts to destroy it. cybernerds know, is cooler than God? here to worship his brother. Marilyn Manson. they have chosen to do this had Ideally, we try to hate the sin, not readily available in chat HOMER: Friends Freak is a stu- You? God (not Satan! not given them the sinner, because we all sin. rooms. pid weenie head. You leave. HACKER: Homer! You shouldn't have made that freedom in the first place? As a hedonist, you're destined If you've never been Andy COOKIE DEATH: I'll chat with fun of me! I will now scramble your messages! Additionally, Chris vi>s. to fail because of the intrinsic in an Internet chat you, Marilyn. So, what are your hob- Ha, ha! "Satan has enriched everyone's weakness in your pursuits. Any room, I'll explain. They Summa bies? COOKIE DEATH: I'm from Omaha, Marilyn. life" with contributions of psychologist can tell you by only are fascinating places BIG DOOBIE: Wayne? Are you Are you in school'.' "smoking, alcohol, one-night valuing pleasure and such imme- where information can be exchanged, ideas shared there? HOMER: Iklkfjdglkfgdlkjfgd stands, drugs, etc." How can such diate escapes one cannot ade- and "Star Trek" trivia revealed. In chat rooms, FRIENDS FREAK: Homer, you're a sack of FRIENDS FREAK: Is there anyone who will short-term pleasures with long- quately face life's problems. which are occupied mostly by teen-agers, you can $%*! I'll cut off your &%! and shove it down chat with me? Besides Homer? . . . term consequences enrich one's Evasive behavior will leave a learn a lot about Generation X. Here's a typical your throat. Shut up! BIG DOOBIE: Wayne?!!! That's it! Aaugh! life? When someone offers me person unable to cope, so in this example of a chat room for college-aged students: MARILYN MANSON: Hobbies? Well. I'm outta here! something that causes cancer, sense too. Christians are COOKIE DEATH: Anybody want to chat? Cookie Death, I enjoy worshipping Satan and MARILYN MANSON: No, 1 worship Marilyn heart disease, emphysema, stronger. BIG DOOBIE: Is Wayne still here? sacrificing small, defenseless animals. Manson full-time. hypertension, brain damage, 1 fail to see where credit is due FRIENDS FREAK: Anybody want to talk HOMER: Hey, Friends Freak. Your mom's HACKER: Ha, ha! 1 am the King of the venereal diseases and possibly when Satan contributes all these about "Friends"? over here. Ha. ha. Internet! I can do anything! death, my first inclination isn't "a terrible things to steal our souls HOMER: Anybody there? I like to chat. ' COOKIE DEATH: Satan? Well, that's unusu- FRIENDS FREAK: I can't believe Monica simple thanks." and the everlasting reward for COOKIE DEATH: Somebody talk to me!!! al, Marilyn. I like cookies. Do you like cookies? still has that hairdo. Omigah! Also, if free will and rationali- long-term investment in eternal HOMER: Friends Freak is dumb. She likes FRIENDS FREAK: Homer, my mom is right HOMER: sdflkjdfslkjfdsl ty are so important and credited life. If you truly value rationality, goats. here. So shut up! WAYNE: Big Doobie? Are you there? to Satan, why value these contri- then try exercising some. Be a FRIENDS FREAK: Does anybody think MARILYN MANSON: Yeah, I like cookies if The future: Now available. butions when they inhibit our real man ... love Jesus. Chandler has a big butt? they're homed. ability to think and make deci- Joseph M. Munition COOKIE DEATH: Aaagh! Somebody talk to HOMER: Hey, Friends Freak: Your mom said Andy Summa is a junior news-editorial major sions? The answer is apparent — junior psychology major me!!! you're stupid. from Alvin. PAGE 4 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997 Prof takes on reptile research By Kirk Shlnkle them suitable for captivity. ing on it," he said. SKIFF STAFF Perfecting the husbandry, Ferguson In spite of any problems Ferguson Some children want to be astro- said, would benefit institutions that faces, he still retains his love for sci- nauts, and some even want to be pres- desire stable chameleon populations ence and for his research. ident, but when Gary Ferguson was .i for zoos, the pet trade and research. "We never know where we're boy he decided he wanted to spend He said the research possibilities of going until we get there. That's why his time with lizards the panther chameleon need to be it's fun." he said. Now, Ferguson has a Ph.D. in zool- studied because "we (scientists! need In the course of his research, ogy and does just that. more than white mice and rabbits to Ferguson said that, in addition to The TCU biology professor does do research." studying husbandry, he has found pioneering research in an attempt to Ferguson said the most pressing himself "testing ways to streamline perfect husbandry in panther problem facing his studies is lack of the mass production of chameleons" chameleons. funding. in order lo keep his lab stocked with From doing field research in While he has been able to perform test subjects. Kansas and West Texas to working as ■even! vital experiments one at a lime Ferguson also seems to have far away as Kenya and Madagascar. on the chameleons, financial passed on some of his love for science Ferguson has become a widely pub- restraint! are detrimental to to his son Matt, 21, who is currently a lished and internationally known Ferguson's research because, he says, senior at TCU and a physics and researcher. they "limit the scope of what I can mathematics major. While most of his work now keeps do.- Matt Ferguson said he and his him out of the field and among the He believes the problem is created father used to catch lizards together rows of plastic lizard cages and ultra- because his research is still a pioneer- and that his father has "always been violet lights in his lab in Winton-Scotl ing effort lo understand a broad range into them (lizards), even since he was Hall. Ferguson slill enjoys holding of questions associated with a kid. It's what he loves." court over his reptilian subjects chameleon husbandry. Stephen Tidd. a graduate student in In the past he has performed stud "It's a new area where people biology, also said Ferguson's guid- ies involving animal behavior, social haven't even thought of doing ance has helped him at TCU. displays, population dynamics, research." he said. Tidd, who helps Ferguson care for longevity and offspring size. And although he knows of similar his chameleons, said: "He's an His current husbandry project, lizard studies around the country, the absolutely wonderful guy. He knows which began seven years ago. panther chameleon seems to be a lot about biology. He's got the prop- involves studying the relationship unique to Ferguson's cluttered labora- er type of analytical thinking to get between ultraviolet light and dietary tory. results. Without him. I probably Vitamin I) in the animals lo make "I'm probably the only one work- wouldn't have stayed at TCU." 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By Klmberiy Wilson "That's why they'll do great in America. named "jack ass" penguins and Anne Drablcky Fort Worth," she said. Grafa said the area where the because they make a noise that SKIFF STAFF She said the birds are fun to penguins make their home was sounds like that of a donkey bray- Although everyone featured in watch as they follow each other previously a sea lion exhibit that ing. the exhibit is dressed in shiny around in the area. was completely redone for its new Grafa said feeding the penguins black and white attire, visitors to "They're really sociable and occupants. is a challenge. Each bird has spe- the Fort Worth Zoo are encour- friendly." she said. The indoor part of the exhibit, cial dietary requirements, so it aged to come in casual dress to see And one day, the 24 may kept at a temperature between 45 takes a lot of time to get all 24 the Penguin Island exhibit, which increase in number. and 70 degrees, has an underwater through feeding time, which is opened Feb. 15. African penguins are part of a viewing area where guests can usually done in the morning. These birds are not the typical North American Species Survival watch the penguins dive and swim "There are a few that are pigs," Antarctica breed. In fact, if they Plan that has been created to help up-close. she said, "so they have to keep a never see snow it won't be a prob- increase the small number of Outside, visitors can watch the list where they check off who has lem. The black-footed penguin is a African penguins in existence. birds sunning themselves on the been fed already so they don't get breed from the southern tip of Grafa said the breed is consid- rocky beach that was created to fed twice." Africa. ered a threatened species. simulate their native habitat. Admission to the Fort Worth Courtney Grata, a senior public According to a press release, a Grata said that when the pen- Zoo is $7 for adults. $3 for seniors relations and marketing intern at meeting will be held this spring in guins initially arrived, they kept lo 65 and older and $4.50 for chil- Ann* Drabfchy SKIFF STAFF the Zoo, said the 24 African pen- Arizona to pair compatible themselves since they were from dren ages 3 to 12. Wednesday is Black-footed penguins from the southern tip of Africa recently guins in the indoor/outdoor exhib- African penguins with American several different zoos, but that half-price day with free parking. touched down at the Fort Worth Zoo. The flightless birds are part of it at the Zoo's aquarium are Zoological Association accredited "they're all friends now." March operating hours are 10 a.m. the zoo's Penguin Island exhibit. "warm-weather penguins." institutions throughout North She said the penguins are nick- to 5 p.m. daily.

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By Andrew Rexrode inspired from a voice-mail message people." SKIFF STAFF he received from a ranting Southerner And the creation began. What Matt Greening is to "The who was calling to complain that "I went back to my sketchbooks and Simpsons," Mike Judge is to "Beavis "Beavis and Butthead" didn't start on I found all these Bubba types. I want- and Butthead." time. Judge now plays it every time he ed to do something about four or five With the recent success of MTV's records Boomhauer's dialogue. guys who were really into their power highest-rated series ever and a The other two neighbors aren't tools," Judge told Time. Hollywood hit movie grossing more much for intellectual conversations Judge, 34, is a native of than $56 million — what else is there either. They fixate on conspiracy the- Albuquerque, N.M., and graduated to Judge? How about creating a "King ories and car talk and refer to the for- from the University of California in of the Hill?" mer UN. Secretary General as 1985 with a degree in physics. Judge, along with Glen Daniels, an "Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali." Even though he never pursued a Emmy-winning writer-producer of Bobby, the son, is a chubby wan- career as a physicist, the training to be "The Simpsons," created the series derer and klutz who can't sit still and precise served him well as an animator. that resolves around Hank Hill. Hill is thrives at the chance to misbehave. Daniels said they try to keep the a quick-tempered, beer-drinking, The February issue of Texas show as realistic as possible. auto-loving, truck-driving 40-year- Monthly magazine said the show's "A lot of animation moves fast old father who sells propane gas in the theme is defined by "what you gel because it's fun. We want our charac- fictitious town of Arlen, Texas. when common sense, impatience and ters not to move at all, and then to do Hank takes pride in two things: his a high school education collide," a something small but well-executed, wife, Peggy, a substitute Spanish blend of the highs and lows of a sub- like moving their glasses up on their teacher, and his Deluxe Craftsman urban trailer park-type community. nose," he told the New York Times. riding lawn mower. Judge's creation of the characters However, the survival of "Hill" Hank's voice, a booming Texas came from some of his real-life expe- remains to be seen. twang, is provided by Judge, who riences with neighbors. Bryan Stalcup, a freshman psy- lives in Austin. Fans may recognize it "Hank Hill is based a lot on neigh- chology major, said "Hill" was kind COURTE9Y OF KDFW TV as that of Beavis and Butthead's bors I've had living in Texas and New of like "Beavis and Butthead." Hank Hill (foreground) stands just a bit apart from his family members and neighbors as the lead char- neighbor, Mr. Anderson. Mexico," Judge said in a January New "It's kind of stupid and funny at the acter in "King of the Hill," which can be seen at 7:30 p.m. Sundays on Channel 4. Judge also provides the voice of York Times article. "I lived in different same time, it makes fun of society, but film major, said she has seen some Karin Kelford, a freshman business Fox ordered 13 episodes that began Boomhauer, one of Hank's three houses where I'd go out in my (back- I don't think it's as funny as 'The episodes of the program. major, said she thought the show was airing in January and will decide dimwitted neighbors, with an unfath- yard) to fix a broken fence, and before Simpsons' because it doesn't have the "If it were more like 'The funnier than "The Simpsons." whether to renew the show for anoth- omable speech pattern. I know it there'd be five guys showing reputation like the others have," Simpsons,' I'd probably watch it "It's totally stereotypical from er season after broadcasting them. Judge said in a January Time mag- me how to do it and eventually doing Stalcup said. more. I'd expected it to be more like where you're from, and it makes me "King of the Hill" can be seen at azine interview that Boomhauer was it for me. A lot of hardware-happy Michelle Willis, a senior radio-TV- them," she said. laugh." she said. 7:30 p.m. Sundays on Channel 4. STARPOINT From Page 1 Mix-up confuses students trustee M.J. Neeley and his wife, the School of Education and a lecture feedback. Alice, helped bring the Starpoint by professor Harvey Siegel from the "We're always getting high school By TeNikki Carter staff brought the napkins to the there will be super value combina- SKIFF STAFF School to campus. The Neeleys' University of Miami are among the graduation notices and parents telling attention of Marriott workers at tion meals offered at all the dining grandson had a learning disability that events the schools will host to high- us how their child has done well after Has fast food finally arrived at 12:15 p.m., and they were still in areas. He said students will soon the dispenser at 2:15 p.m. was treated by Marguerite Slater, a light their anniversaries. working at Starpoint," she said. TCU? Some students may have be able to get a hamburger, fries Ben Perez, manager of the pioneer in understanding and counter- Both Starpoint and the School of Dolginoff, who began learning to gotten their hopes up Thursday and a drink for a bargain price, as acting learning disabilities at a school Education are reputable schools and control his learning disability at after seeing Boston Market nap- Boston Market restaurant on Berry well as other food combo items, Street, said he is fed up with and the frozen yogurt company in New York City named Star Point. assets to TCU, faculty members said. Starpoint in 1972, remembers details kins in The Pit. The Neeleys, wanting to help other Clegg said the 98 percent hiring of his time at the school and is excit- The hopes didn't pan out. how- Marriott. will be changed. "Marriott is one the worst dis- children with the same problems and rate for graduates illustrates the ed about visiting with his old teachers ever, as it was soon discovered that "We will no longer be using tributors I have ever had to work Colombo yogurt machines. We are to teach students to deal with special school's reputation. and returning to the school that the napkins were a result of a with, and I am tired of Marriott going to install Dannon yogurt education needs, brought Slater to "Our students are hired almost helped brighten his future. delivery mix-up. making up excuses for not deliver- machines in a couple of weeks," TCU in 1966. immediately," he said. "We have an "Starpoint had a very positive Marriott and Boston Market use ing complete orders made by Fjelstul said. "We decided to do The School of Education recently excellent reputation in the Fort influence on my life," he said. "I the same distribution company lor Boston Market," he said. sent out 3,000 invitations to alumni Worth/Dallas area as well as the rest remember it like it was yesterday. I supply delivery, which explains this because we wanted to provide Perez said Marriott is constantly the students with a bigger variety and former faculty to encourage par- of the state. Our students are sought remember the friends, the conversa- why Boston Market's napkins blaming its mistakes on staff short- of yogurt to choose from." ticipation in the celebrations. Dinner after." tions I had — it's all very vivid. ended up at TCU. age. He said he gives a "thumbs up" for former Starpoint faculty and staff, Trice said Starpoint's success is "I think Starpoint was the best edu- "The napkins were delivered by "Marriott sucks." Perez said. to Pizza Hut for bringing the most open houses for both Starpoint and exhibited through parent and alumni cation I had until I went to college." mistake by the Marriott Distribution Company," said Jim "They are unreliable and usually satisfaction to students. He said the Fjelstul, Marriott Food Service forget half the stuff we order." new Cafe Creations pizzas are very senior director. "I spoke with one Perez said he is dissatisfied with popular and that Pizza Hut is think- MENEDIS of the Boston Market personnel, Marriott's distribution services and ing of more things to put on its From Page 1 and everything is cleared up." suggests Marriott representatives menu. Imogene Bundage, food service "get their act together." Kimberly Pue, chairwoman of programs. she said. "I've learned quite a bit, professional pianist. manager of The Pit. said one of the Fjelstul declined to comment on Dining Committee, said today is "The Clara Schumann is very technically." Menedis is also the winner of the cashiers in The Pit opened the case Perez's accusations because the last day to participate in the unknown, but is still quite difficult," Menedis said the artist diploma Nordan Scholarship, a fine arts of napkins and put them in the nap- Fjelstul represents Marriott Dining Dining Services Committee. she said. "It is the only piece she program is an opportunity to have scholarship given in each fine arts kin holders. Services, and the Marriott Computing Affairs Committee and ever wrote for the piano. two years of intense piano study. department. "The cashier thought they were Distributing Company was respon- Student Concerns Committee sur- "The Mozart is one of my "There are no classes." she said, In the music department, the play- just regular white napkins," sible for the snafu. vey. favorites. It's a well-known piece "but I spend so much time practic- ers of various instruments compete Bundage said. "She had no idea However. Perez said it was OK "There will be a table set up in and one they (audience members) ing, it evens out." against each other for the scholar- they were Boston Market napkins, for TCU to use the napkins. the Student Center for students to will recognize." Menedis began playing the piano ship. the only thing she noticed was that "As far as the napkins are con- fill out surveys rating the dining Menedis said she found out she nearly a decade ago. Gutierrez said he structured the there were some white napkins that cerned, I have no problem with areas and foods served on cam- would participate in the perfor- "My brother took lessons, and I concert so that Menedis will per- were mixed in with the regular TCU using them," Perez said. "I pus," Pue said. "After all the sur- mance right before Winter Break would always listen to him play," form one concerto during each half brown napkins they usually use in hope everyone enjoys the napkins." veys are filled out. the scores will and began working on the music she said. "My parents finally let me of the concert in order to share in the The Pit." At the House of Student be tabulated and given to Marriott with her professor, Jose Feghali, in start taking (lessons) when I was applause at the end of the concert. Bundage said that once she was Representatives Dining Services as a guide on what the students like January when she returned to TCU. six." "Do you have your encore informed about the napkins being Committee meeting on Thursday. and don't like." Menedis said Feghali is the rea- Although her brother quit play- ready?" Gutierrez asked her. Boston Market napkins, she imme- Fjelstul spoke about some new Pue said this is a good opportu- son she came to TCU to study as an ing when he entered college, "Yes," she replied. "I was think- diately removed them from the changes that will take place in the nity for students to give their input artist diploma student. Menedis plans to continue her ing of something fun like Scott napkin holders. various dining areas. on how they feel about the dining "This is my first year with him," career and eventually become a Joplin, something American." However, members of the Skiff Fjelstul said that in about a week services and food at TCU.

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The Skiff editorial PAGE 8 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997 board has picked 10 thingi we think would he fun to check out over the weekend and during the next week. Here they Crowd gets Samples of great sound are:

•Tennis — Gel into the It is rumored that the Samples' find in poor taste. But in the end. there probably tell that the band loves its player, thanked the fans, saying that ing the band's last tour. Kelly said the fans and has never taken them for he was pleased with having such a band was retiring and the whole swing ol thingi when you name refers to a time when the is no replacement for a good working- industry had become a joke. He went watch the men's team take on band members were young, starv- class band like the Samples. granted or sold out for more money, "proactive crowd." The Samples are not working-class Kelly showed his appreciation and on to chide the music industry, radio the Aggies at 1:30 p.m. and ing musicians who the cover of Rotting Stone or heavy circulation on MTV. fun-loving attitude by pulling TCU stations and MTV. the Lady Frogs battle the used to go to grocery in the sense that they sing Over the last 10 years the student Derek Gifford, a sophomore In spite of the negative feelings I,'niversity of Houston at 2 stores to eat lunch Review criminal justice major, on stage to about the music industry and the bad p.m. today at the Mary when free samples about poor Samples have proved they are loyal factory con- play a few licks on the guitar in the news about the band retiring, the Polishman l.ard Tennis were put out. to Iheir fans instead of vice versa. ditions or The band puts out good albums reli- middle of the set. show ended on a positive note when Center Don't forget to make This may just be a being giously and always puts its fans first. The first set was traditional Kelly again thanked Samples' fans for a racket when the Pregl win! bit of folklore that has grown up around oppressed. But above all. the Samples are one Samples fare, complete with enter- being so loyal and supportive. •IMiinet It looms — ihe band, but howev- Rather, ihey of the most consistent live bands taining home movies of the crowd. The fans should give a hearty are working- touring today. The first set was good, but it could not thanks to the Samples as well, for pro- Space out hy visiting The er they got their class because Saturday's show was no exception. hold a candle to the encore. When the viding us with 10 years of great Dallas Arhoretum's latest name, the Colorado crowd demanded more from the music, great shows and a catalogue of exhibit. Planet Blooms, native hand has not iam Thomas they work The band played a great set and inter- hard and acted with the crowd as if it the band band, it came back out and played albums that won't get old any time which opens Saturday. From forgotten the power Burdette members were just jamming in a what turned out to be the best encore soon. 10 am to o p.m. you can behind it: the fans. love what I have ever heard. enjoy millions of oul-of-this- Bands today can they do. garage somewhere. The crowd, in never forgetting the fans that got them turn, was appreciative and courteous If there was a negative aspect to the William Thomas Burdette is a sopho- world plants and (lowers. sell millions of records and make mil- where they are. — a sure sign that the band sel the evening, it was when Kelly more news-editorial and English While you're there, don't for- lions of dollars doing so. They can put mood for Ihe evening. announced that this is the band's majorfmm Overland Park, Kan., and get to visit the Alien A/.alea. out flashy boxed sets and promotion- Anyone who saw the Samples' show at Trees on Saturday could Sean Kelly, lead vocalist and guilar "Swan Song" tour, obviously signal- Opinion editor of the Skiff. t lafileo ihe Galactic Gardener al slums that Ringling Bros, would and Ihe Mars Mums. Admission is S6 for adults, and parking is $2. Call 214- 327-8263 for more details. Dave entertains •Quioluerv johnny — The Aardvark serves up some great local music when it hosis quickaerv johnny's fans in Big Easy Fort Worth CD-release party loi the group's latest compact (Use, "salelitely." The party Maybe Mardi Gras was the "Remember Two Things" by this begins al 10 tonight, so if week before and maybe the dynamic duo alone, the song hasn't you're IK or older, don't be Jazz Festival is not for a often been found in a concert rota- late. few more months, but last weekend tion in the last few years. More than something shone even brighter than any other song in their vast arsenal, •Foor Day Weekend the hundreds of plastic beads that lit- "The Christmas Song" showcased — Guffaw with glee as you tered the trees in the harmony and watch (Ins improvisational New Orleans. ——J talent of these comedy troupe begin its Fort Tim Reynolds Review tw0 extraordi- Worth run al 10 tonight at and Dave nary musicians. Casa Mamma's Theater of the Matthews were To add even Square If you bring yourself, in town, and they more fireworks they'll supply the laughs. brought their to the evening, Ticket! are $9. Call 226- guitars. two new songs, 4l)ay for reservations, Coming off "Crazy" and a his energetic tune that is yet to •Daguerreotype pho- "Crash" tour, PatBI,Ielmont , be titled, were, tographs — Picture Dave Matthews introduced yourself at the Amon Carter decided to slow ttDQ Mike Kruse showing the Museum's newest exhibit things down a potential to drive "likeness and Landscape: bit. He was alone except for the yet another Dave The Daguerreotype Art of magical effects of Tim Reynolds. Matthews Band album to platinum Thomas M. Fasterly." This No. not even "Carter Beauford on status. exhibit explores easterly's the drums" played with the two. Dave and Tim's diversity in enter- work (luring the early years They picked quite a place to per- tainment capabilities extended past of the photography medium form. The State Palace Theatre is just playing together. At one point and opens at the museum small, with a capacity of only 2,000 Matthews left the stage, letting the Saturday. or 3,000. That, and the fact that it is spotlight showcase Reynolds for a just west of the music-rich French while as he jammed alone. •"Grease" — Slick Quarter, made it an ideal spot for But, even when Dave and Tim hack your hair, rev up your their soulful unplugged set. were on stage together, they still Buddy Myers SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF engine and head out to Dallas Dave and Tim came out with a used other gimmicks besides their for a one lime-only reshow- The Duke (Jim Covault), who is disguised as a iriar, consoles a pregnant Julietta (Melanie lively version of "Lie in Our strumming and singing to please the ing ol ihis '70s classic star- Waisanen) in Stage West's production of Shakespeare's "Measure for Measure." Graves." The song caused quite a crowd. ring John Travolta and Olivia stir, especially in the stomach of one There was plenty of colorful com- New ion-John. Showtimes are unfortunate wasteoid who expunged mentary in typical Dave fashion on 6:30 p.m. and 8:45 p.m. half of Bourbon Street upon a secu- pleasantries such as his fear of Monday at the AMC Glen Dark comedy measures up rity guard. I guess he "ate too much boogers coming out of his nose in Lakes Theaters in Dallas. and drank too much." front of thousands of people. Tickets are $6.50 and go on t^y hakespeare traditionalists beware. Stage West's The cast performed the play much like a theater The tone was set for an astonish- Having seen several shows now, sale al 5:30 p.m. in the theater *fc production ol "Measure lor Measure" is not your troupe in Shakespeare's time would have, with actors ing 26-song performance that we're quite familiar with the Dave lobbies. W_J average rendition of this dark comedy. doubling up on roles. Eleven east members portrayed included two new tunes and a cli- Matthews concert scene. However, The words are the same and the the 18 different characters with matic "Warehouse" to close the we haven't found any symptoms or reasons that would lead us to believe •Horned Iron themes are the same, but the sets, Review almost undelectable ease. evening. Itaskcthall — "Hoot" Ihe costumes and the music are By adding a French accent, Some of the brighter parts of the his act is growing old. Having found and holler for your home considerably different, which is not Scott Latham transformed the show included several songs seldom the formula to a successful band, team as the Frogs lake on the necessarily a bad thing. unfortunate Claudio into the high- found on a Dave Matthews Band set- Dave has remained faithful to the Owls at 7 p.m. Saturday in The play depends more on the light of the play, the amusing list, including a mellow cover of ingredients that got him where he is. Daniel-Meyer Coliseum. A costumes than on the words to cre- Elbow. Likewise. Angelo became "The Maker," originally written by And with Phish away in Europe, win would secure a spot for ate an effective contrast between the Barnardine and Ihe Duke became Danny Benoist. few bands are worth an eight-hour the Frogs in the WAC tourna- modern symbols and Ihe traditional a friar. "Granny," one of Dave's songs road trip. Dave has been worth two ment. themes. I am not a traditionalist and that has yet to be recorded, added trips to us this year. But what can we The chaste, pure Isabella, played enjoy seeing new interpretations further pizazz to the evening. This say? We're just heading for "the best Kelly of what's around." •Trinity Trail — Since by a very talented F.vette Perry- Melhart of classic works. I was not disap- was one song we had hoped to hear. the forecast calls for beautiful Glass, is dressed in a virginal while pointed with this variation, espe- Though spectacular versions of weather, why not grab a jumper over a black shirt. Her cially the very strong Isabella and "Proudest Monkey" and the DMB Mike Kruse is a freshman advertis- buddy and a bike and go for a attire almost mirrors the play's most obvious villain, the very comic Elbow. So if you aren't a Shakespeare staple "Minarets" added further ing/public relations major from ride on along Ihe banks of Angela (Jakie Cabe), whose black suit, vest and white- purist, this is one play you shouldn't miss. strength to the performance, they Overland Park, Kan. Patrick Fort Worth's coolest (and collar resemble a priest's outfit more than a politician's. still couldn't compare to the electri- Belmont is a freshman biology major only) major river? You can It is impossible not to note the blood-red robes ol the Kelly Melhart is a senior news-editorial major from fying unveiling of (enter drum roll) from St. Louis, Mo., who likes Bruce pack a picnic lunch and make clergy. The color alone creates a suspicion that words Fort Worth and is entertainment/features editor of the "The Christmas Song," the rarest of Wayne and Batman, has never had a dav of it, or wait until after- could never hope to achieve. Skiff. Dave songs to be played live. his picture taken with Dave noon to start your venture. Originally recorded on Matthews. Coincidence? Whatever you decide, make sure you catch the spectacular sunsel the view from the river always offers you. Stone film takes surreal look at media and society

• "Courage I'nder The Skiff film critics worked together movie, there's very little dispute over suggests. The message of the film is the special effects. Fire' — Do you have the to recommend a video for your week- the fantastically surreal look and ethi- thai (he media can make anybody You can't possibly watch this courage to see . Meg Ryan end entertainment. cally challenging theme. It is a cine- famous for any reason. movie once and catch every idiosyn- play a TC'U grad on the big ma lour deforce. The two main characters, Mickey cratic — yet important — detail. To screen.' If you can take the Experimentation in any field is a Splicing 35mm, 16mm, animation and Mallory Knox, are two horrible appreciate fully the complex layering heal, head up to the Student bold endeavor; it requires taking and Super-S film stocks into a psy- mass murderers. But does Stone's and delicious symbolism of "NBK," Center Ballroom 9 p.m. chances and attempting something chedelic trapeze act over the valley of "NBK" world chastise and hate you should watch it at least twice. It's Saturday. not previously done. Hollywood convention. Stone's them? No, the media make them into an entirely different movie the second Production companies chum out "NBK" is one of the most visually superstars, and society embraces time. • Stockyards ckie-cutter pieces of the same idea, stunning movies of the last 20 years. them as heroes. Oliver Stone enthusiasts and film ( : li :i in p i o II s h i p inundating movie theaters with Not coincidentally, it's also one of the Stone's use of black-and-white film, buffs will appreciate the "Oliver Rodeo — Saddle up and redundant garbage. most hated. color stock and animation gives the Stone Presents Natural Bom Killers" steer yourself to the Cowtown Oliver Stone, however, has Many fell the movie was too vio- movie a jumpy quality that really edition, a director's cut with inter- Coliseum in the historic Fort emerged as a champion of experi- lent, too mean-spirited or just too brings the movie to life. It hops from views, cut scenes and documentary Worth Stockyards for the mentation. He takes chances in his weird. Others discounted Stone's scene to scene, film stock to film stock, footage. But it doesn't really add Stockyard! Championship films, and the results are bold, contro- effort as a vain attempt to "MTV-ize" and theme to theme as if Stone is flip- much to the movie except insight to Rodeo al X p.m. Saturday. versial movies like "JFK," "The an otherwise boring movie. They ping through the channels on a TV. the production and a few over-hyped While you're there check out Doors," "Nixon" and "Platoon." missed the point entirely. The movie's plot is incidental when bloody scenes. the resiaurants, museums, One of his movies stands out as a The movie is a psychoanalytic pop- compared to its importance. Watching This weekend, you should credit shops and amusement park. truly unique experiment in filmmak- culture hyperbole about our society's the movie for the story line and ignor- Stone for his audacity to make a Call 625-1025 for details. ing — "Natural Bom Killers." obsession with the media. This movie ing the satire would be like watching movie that doesn't conform to Regardless of whether you liked the isn't about serial killers, as the title "Star Wars" without acknowledging Hollywood standards. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1997 Skiff PAGE 9

Taylor returns home on eve of birthday LOS ANGELES (AP) — Wearing a bandana around her head, Elizabeth Taylor returned home Wednesday, one week after surgery to remove a brain tumor. Taylor smiled and waved at reporters and camera crews from the front seat of a gray Mercedes-Benz as she arrived at the imposing gate of her Bel- Air estate. A helicopter also hovered overhead to document her arrival. Last Thursday, surgeons at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center removed a 2-inch benign tumor from Taylor's left pari- etal lobe, above and behind her ear. There were no complica- tions and her doctor said full recovery was expected. The Oscar-winning star of "Butterfield 8" and "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" planned to celebrate her 65th birthday quietly at home Thursday with her family, her publicist said. North Texas singer charged in molestation CANTON (AP) — County- western singer Cowboy Weaver on Thursday faced his second sex-crimes charge in as many months. Weaver, 73. was released on a $20,000 bond from Van Zandt County jail on a charge of indecency with a child. COURTESY OF MANDALAY ENTERTAINMENT Known to North Texas fans Johnny Depp, as undercover FBI agent Joe Pistone (alias Donnie Brasco), who the Mafia underworld by roughing up a con man (Terry Serpico) in the true-life for his longtime television works his way into the seductive world of the Mafia, proves himself to be part of drama "Donnie Brasco," which opens in theaters today. show, Weaver was arrested and charged Jan. 22 with sex crimes involving an 11 -year- old boy. Weaver was arrested after the boy confided in a teacher. Depp and Pacino gang up in film He had been free on bonds totaling $80,000, said Sheriff Why are we so fascinated and well-made movies of all-time acter-driven than "Goodfellas" or and three daughters. (which it didn't). Pacino and Depp Jeryl Cockerham. with gangsters? What is it focus on the lives of underworld "The Godfather." Surprisingly, it The plot, however, isn't really as would still have made it a good Weaver denied the allega- about their underworld hoodlums. still maintains the same wiseguy important as the mentor/student experience. The chemistry between tion. that hypnotizes us, opening the door Films such as "The Godfather" attitude that made gangster movies relationship forged between Lefty the two is nothing short of terrific. The latest charge involves a to the dark trilogy, so popular. Director Mike Newell and Donnie. Newell wisely chooses With his powerful performance. 1994 attack on another child. recesses of our "Goodfellas," keeps a nice balance between atti- this bond as the focal point of the Depp finally erases any doubt that The' singer and his Sunset minds? Review "Casino," "Mean tude and story. movie. Instead of bloodying the he's one of the most talented (if not Ranch became locally famous It's an inter- Streets" and "The "Brasco" transcends the typical screen with seemingly obligatory under-appreciated) actors in the through his television show, esting ques- Untouchables" gangster-movie motifs and tired and gratuitous gun fights and con- business. Pacino simply maintains "Cowboy Weaver and His Pals tion. Maybe have forever cliches to become a solid addition to tract hits, Newell examines a man this status. of the Saddle" that aired it's because of altered the movie the genre. Is it as powerful as who's torn between loyalty to his Interestingly, had "Brasco" tried Saturday evenings on Fort the power the landscape, mone- "Goodfellas"? No. but it does hold father figure and his commitment lo to impress us with power, loyalty or Worth television station mob wields. tarily or other- its own. his family. money like most gangster movies KTVT, beginning in the early Perhaps it's wise. So, movie "Brasco" is about an undercover Complicating matters, however, is do, it would have failed miserably. 1960s. Brasco's quick climb up the wiseguy because of the producers keep FBI agent, Joe Pistone, alias Donnie It's not the kind of story that needs ladder and Lefty's not so quick ascent. loyalty (or lack Andy making gangster Brasco, who works his way into the such augmentation. As it is, Woman pilot to follow n cks seductive world of the mafia. Brasco Does Lefty feel cheated? I won't give thereof) gang- Summa ' - "Brasco" manages to be one of the Earhart's last flight Next in the long (Johnny Depp) forms a tight bond it away, but it does get a satisfactory sters have to better gangster movies in this over- WASHINGTON (AP) — one another. line of mafia with a luckless mob veteran. Lefty resolution. In an interesting subplot. Sixty years after Amelia movies is "Donnie Brasco." In the (Al Pacino), and the two develop a Lefty handles his surrogate son's suc- done genre. Or it could be the money that the (Jrade: A- Earhart disappeared in the underworld seemingly generates. strictest sense of the genre, "Brasco" unique father/son relationship. cess in a surprising manner South Pacific on a round-the- Hollywood couldn't care less is indeed a gangster flick. It just Brasco soon becomes torn Depp and Pacino give sensational world flight, a Texas woman about our reasons. All they see is doesn't feel like one. between his gangster life and the performances. Even if the script had Andy Summa is a junior news-edito- will try to retrace her route in this: $$$. Many of our most beloved It's much more personal and char- "normal" life he shares with his wife veered off into movie oblivion rial major from Alvin. the same type of plane. San Antonio business- woman Linda Finch leaves March 17 from Oakland, Calif., as Earhart did, in a two- 'Interplay' is spontaneous art propeller Lockheed Electra, one of only two she could find. Cynthia Winton-Henry and Phil ence about her background as both a friends in different pans of the world. She will make 37 stops in 25 Porter demonstrated new con- minister and a dancer, she used the Four people stood at corners of the countries during the 10-week cepts of spontaneity Saturday floor space as an illustration for her performance space and moved in trip. night at the dance department-spon- words, making dramatic gestures and their own small improvisations as "I don't think it matters sored "Interplay" performance in the sweeping motions. Winton-Henry interacted with them, much any more what happened Ballet Building. "I have both drawing energy from each anchor of to her," Finch said Thursday in gone over the her life. The California Review a news conference at the Air duo pulled together edge and land- In one of the most entertaining The Main Alternative and Space Museum. aspects of theater, ed right in the monologues of the evening. Porter What Finch said she consid- heart of God," discussed "Why Pencils Are dance and commu- $25, he sold 40 to 50 burgers ers important is the message of she concluded, Important to a Hoosier." Through This week we take a trip nication in the half- each day. inspiration that the first woman explaining descriptions of various advertising down a red brick road, to rehearsed, half- Kincaid's, a local hamburg- By removing some of the items to fly the Atlantic brought to impromptu demon- how her per- pencils he has owned. Porter sketched er hangout. the store once sold, the open young people, especially stration. The phi- sonal experi- a picture of his childhood and family Located at 4901 Camp Bowie counter tops provided more area young women. losophy of their ence had life. His matter-of-fact delivery and Blvd., for people to work, "Interplay," pulled to ether magnification of details drew laughter Robyn g Kincaid's is eat standing up Group seeks aid for includes this over- „ * religion and from the audience many times. KOSS self-expres- ■ the place to Review and allowed gay Holocaust victims lapping of arts as His partner then sang a song, com- people to read GENEVA (AP) — A delega- get the clas- well as close rela- posed on the spot, about a man who the many mag- tion of homosexuals pressed sic, all- tionships among performers and The two presented the next piece, "came late to dance." Her a cappella azines provid- Swiss officials Thursday to an improvisation to music called, A merican between performers and audience. ballad told of a man who spent time ed while wait- ensure that gays get some por- appropriately enough, "No Words." burger. The Porter led the observers in physical in jail and then found his spirit in ing for their tion of a new $71 million Without speaking, they communicat- combination and vocal exercises to help them relax dancing after his release. food. The idea humanitarian fund for needy of a '50s and create a link between the dancers ed the fragility and complexity of The team came back together for of standing up victims of the Holocaust. atmosphere and those who watched them, one relationships searching for balance. another duet about relationships, this while eating The Nazis murdered 6 mil- The two have worked together so with balloon dimension of "Interplay." time set to the more humorous "Back Collin turned out to lion Jews and hundreds of long with the concept of "Interplay" figures hang- Winton-Henry presented the word in the Saddle." Aggression, conflict be a hit. thousands of other people dur- ing from the Schuhmacher "bodyspirit" as a summary of the that the movements composed spon- and resolution were overstated and Nowadays. ing the Holocaust, including ceiling makes duo's work. taneously seemed learned by heart. transformed into a mixture of dance the walls of gays, gypsies and the disabled. Asking and answering questions Kincaid's a The first piece was an improvisa- and stage combat that left the audi- Kincaid's surround you with many The meeting in the Swiss truly unique place. tional duet set to the background of through the motion of their bodies, ence laughing. framed articles by the local, capital, Bern, which came a Porter and Winton-Henry pushed, Kincaid's uses boneless chuck music selected at random. Winton- The final piece returned to the idea national and world media cri- day after the Swiss government moat that is cut and ground fresh Henry and Porter combined modem lifted and pulled each other as they of "bodyspirit." The dancers moved tiquing the food, lexas Monthly formally started the fund, daily and is then handmade into dance with their feelings at the struggled to define who carried the thoughtfully through the studio, at magazine chose Kincaid's as the underscored that any patties. moment to create a one-time work of weight in their staged relationship. times holding positions or stretching "best burger in Texas," and a Holocaust victim can apply for They offer a variety of burgers. multiple visual textures. One dancer's Next, in one of the most unique in slow extensions. Their deep sense national panel of food critics a part of its proceeds. from plain 'n dry lo a juicy cheese- pauses set the stage for another's solo; moments of the evening, each dancer of one another's direction and rhythm named it the "best burger in the "We had the feeling that we performed a spontaneous poem com- burger. 1 prefer the thick and juicy then the two would move tentatively made the program's conclusion med- USA" from a list of 400 hamburg- were met with open ears," said plete with patches of improvised bacon cheeseburger together as if defining a relationship itative and peaceful. er restaurants nationwide. Rolf Gerber, spokesman for the The classic burger joint evolved of both emotions and space. dance. Porter used the image of Through their work, the Excellent customer service, top- gay organization Pink Cross. branches in a poem about a former from the Charles Kincaid Grocery Porter presented the. next piece, a "Interplay" duo expanded the defini- quality beef and the best burgers in He said the meeting with the congregation, and Winton-Henry and Market, which opened as a combination dance/monologue based tion of dance and human freedom of Fort Worth make Kincaid's the government's task force on gave a tongue-in-cheek message full-service grocery store and meat on the theme of "Dancing by expression through body and voice. place to go for lunch. Holocaust victims was "very about repressed emotions. market in 1949. Accident... or Providence?" The Elements of theater, music and mod- Grade: A open and productive." Then the two composed a poem Hamburgers were not actually words and Porter's movements ern dance played together as the per- The organization will see to together, writing and dancing each offered until 1966, when the revolved around his experiences of formers played to the audience. it that needy homosexual vic- being a man in the dance world while line as a reaction to the other's words meat cutter and current owner. Collin Schuhmacher is a junior tims are put in touch with fund trying to discover what exactly the art and motion. O.R. Gentry, decided to use up business major from New administrators, Gerber said. form was. Winton-Henry selected members Robyn Ross is a sophomore news-edi- the excess beef. Starting out with Orleans. His e-mail address is Winton-Henry followed with an from the audience to participate in her torial and English major from Marble a used grill, bought for a mere [email protected] improvisation. While telling the audi- next piece, a representation of her Falls. PAGE 10 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997

Are you ready for some SUN?!

Ron Mayott (above), a sophomore advertising/public relations major, stud- ies Roman history in the sun Thursday afternoon in front of Frog Fountain. Eric Mason (above right), a junior political science major, catches up on some international politics in the shade of a tree in the Reed-Sadler Mall. Several other students abandoned their studies in favor of simply relaxing and talking in the sun near Reed Hall.

Photos by Anne Drabicky

BAND From Page 1 Regular sleep is essential to health

thai (hey would he leaving Sunday its players to travel home separately. By Alm«e Courtice typical sleep cycle. Humans go there are several side effects. night. As a result, dreaming takes morning by hus. Rodgers said he is frustrated SKIFF STAFF through the cycle three to four times "Basically, the lack of sleep place in the second half of the night, Brian Rodgers, a senior psy- with the athletic department The average person spends one- during the night. Each stage is charac- decreases alertness and makes it diffi- but more arousals take place as well." chology major and trombone because it has changed its position third of his or her life asleep, but terized by various brain activities. cult to think clearly," he said. Slegel said students should "really player, said this conflicted with so many limes. according lo a 1992 report by the The two basic types of sleep are Hubbard said the current thinking set a bed time that allows for six-and- many of the hand members' "I was lead to believe thai he National Commission on Sleep known as REM and non-REM sleep. among psychologists is that non- a-half to eight hours each night and -( schedules and that the quality of didn't want us to go from the Disorders Research, Americans are During REM, or rapid-eye movement REM sleep is a time of restitution and follow this as regularly as possible." the band will sutler. beginning because we had to light receiving 20 percent less sleep than sleep, brain activity increases. Heart tissue repair. Irritability is associated He also said students should avoid Storer said the group is also to go." Rodgers said. they did one century ago. and respiratory rates and blood pres- with a lack of non-REM sleep. caffeine and over-the-counter drugs upset that it is one of the only Despite Windegger's com- For college students, pulling all- sure change erratically as well. He said REM sleep is necessary for when trying to stay awake. hands traveling h\ hus. ments. Rodgers said he believes nighters and dozing off in the middle Dreaming also takes place during the mind and body to recuperate. People should take a nap that will WAC bands and dance teams his sympathy is "feigned" because of class seem as integral to the college REM sleep. Without it, one is less alert and feels make up for the time missed, he said. traveling by bus include Colorado of derogatory statements he has experience. Non-REM sleep is also referred to fatigued. Often, even if one sleeps for However, naps taken after 4 p.m. may State University. Fresno State heard the athletic director make. Much is known about sleep, hut as non-dreaming sleep. Trie first four an entire night, if there is no REM interfere with the ability to sleep that University, the University of "I don't feel like Windegger is according to Dr. Duane Slegel. clini- stages of the sleep cycle are charac- sleep, people can feel like they did not night. Wyoming. Rice University, San attempting at all to support us," cal director of Sleep Centers of Texas terized by this type of sleep. Deep sleep at all. Steven Wheelock, a senior chem- Diego Stale University. Brigham Rodgers said. "Any support he is in Dallas, psychologists are still sleep occurs in stages III and IV. When one tries to catch up on istry major, said he thinks the value of Voting University and Utah. showing is just politicking." unsure about why we sleep and what Slegel said college students typical- sleep, a rebound effect can occur, sleep cannot be overrated. Those traveling hy plane are Windegger said he plans to the benefits are. ly have problems with sleep behavior. Hubbard said. In addition, dreams "When I was a freshman, I stayed University of Tulsa. Southern address the problems this situa- "In general we have an idea of what "What college students do isn't may be more vivid. This is an indica- up all night studying for a chemistry Methodist University and the tion has caused al the WAC spring sleep does and what happens, but we supportive of quality sleep: caffeine, tion that one is trying to catch up on final and only got a half hour of University of Hawaii. meetings, aren't completely sure as to why it alcohol and varying wake-up times," REM sleep. sleep," he said. "1 learned that grades Windegger said Tulsa is traveling At press time, the two groups happens." he said. "There are still he said. Normal sleep is altered not only by should never be that important to the by plane because the team is not had planned to meet after some areas that are not well-defined Timothy Hubbard, an associate sleep deprivation, but also by alcohol. point that you put your health in jeop- playing until Thursday, and he said Thursday's basketball game to yet." professor of psychology, said that Slegel said, "It tends to inhibit ardy. You should only stay up that late SMI' is risking liahilily by allowing discuss possible solutions. There are five definite stages in a when a person is deprived of sleep. REM sleep in the first half of the if you're having fun."

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Hours:Sun. - Thurs. 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Fri. & Sat. 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997 PAGE 11 Hill likely opening-day starter for Rangers PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. (AP) — Ken Hill is expected to be the Texas Rangers' starter when they open the season April 1 against the Milwaukee Tulsa whips Frogs Brewers in The Ballpark at Arlington. By Paul Corliss "I like playing an up-and-down game TCU's lone bright spots were That's OK with John SKIFF STAFF with lots of opportunities for Oklahoma natives Malcolm Johnson Burkett. The University of Tulsa was big- rebounds and second shots." and Mike Jones. "Ken definitely deserves it," ger, quicker, faster, stronger and com- Tubbs said he was impressed with In the first half, Johnson dazzled Burkett said. "He was here the pletely better than the TCU men's Ruffm's performance but added that the crowd of 4.723 with a series of whole year and won 16 games. basketball team in its 128-82 domina- TCU's lack of size in the post has highflying slam dunks and long three- I was only here for a month and tion of the Homed Frogs Thursday been exploited all season. point bombs en route to a 23-point a half. If they want me to do it, night at Daniel-Meyer Coliseum. "I think Mike had a great game," he effort for the half. Johnson finished I'd do it. With a lofty 12-2 record at Daniel- said. "In my opinion he's the best (big the game with 28 points. "It's fun, but it's not that Meyer this season, the Frogs actually man) we play against. (But) every- Most of the crowd had left before important to me. just so long as went into the game as two-point body in the league's five man has Mike Jones even reached double fig- I get to pitch every fifth day." favorites. However, a 25-5 run by kicked our butt." ures. Jones scored 20 of his 26 points Hill started the season open- Tulsa to open the game quickly TCU was out-rebounded 55-35 by in the second half, when TCU was out er for the Rangers last year on removed any of the swagger TCU the Golden Hurricane and looked of the game. the way to their first AL may have walked with after checking physically overpowered by the Tulsa With the loss, TCU in all likelihood Western division title. Burkett on the oddsmakers. front line. squandered any chance of an invita- was picked up in a late-season TCU dropped to 17-11 overall and "They just physically whipped us tion to the NCAA tournament. If the trade with the Florida Marlins. 6-9 in the Western Athletic inside badly," Tubbs said. "They hit Horned Frogs don't beat Rice Burkett started season open- Conference. Tulsa improved to 21-8 our weakest spot — our inside game." University at home on Saturday, they ers for San Francisco three for the season and 11 -4 in the WAC. Tulsa also shot a deadly 56 percent could miss out on the WAC postsea- times and for Florida in 1995. "We were out-coached, we were from the field, including 48 percent son tournament as well. Hill is 1-0 in a pair of open- out-played, we were out-every- from three-point range. TCU shot a "I don't know if we've ever had a ing-day starts with a 4.97 ERA. thinged," TCU head coach Billy meager 38 percent from the field and team play this poorly at home," He beat Boston 5-3 on opening Tubbs said. "Tulsa athletically is bet- an even more meager 17 percent from Tubbs said. "If we don't get it day last year. ter than we are. I take the blame for behind the arc. together, we could end up with an Burkett is 2-1 with a 3.28 trying to run with them." Tulsa All-Amcrican senior forward early vacation." ERA on opening day. Tulsa sophomore forward/center Shea Seals, the reigning WAC Tulsa solidified its status as a virtu- Michael Ruffin oozed athleticism as he Mountain Division Player of the al lock to receive an at-large bid to the Paperwork awaiting owned the Frogs for 22 points and 17 Week, led the Hurricane's three-point NCAA tournament. An invite to the bidders for Olympics rebounds, and that was just in the first arsenal, nailing five of eight. Seals fin- NCAA would be Tulsa's fourth con- (AP) — Details on the costs half. Ruffin finished with 30 points ished with 29 points and said he also secutive year in the tournament and and obligations of an Olympic and 24 boards, both career highs. felt TCU's up-tempo play style bene- second in head coach Steve bid — and a letter asking for Ruffin credited TCU's up-tempo, fited Tulsa. Robinson's two seasons. the first financial stake in that running strategy for his explosive per- "We like to run and gun, press and "I think all of our kids contributed." race — will be mailed Friday to formance. break the press." he said. "I think we Robinson said. "Our kids played up Malcolm Johnson was one of the Frogs' only bright spots in their 128 American cities wanting to "It's just the style of play," he said. really attacked them tonight." to the best of their abilities tonight." 84 loss at the hands of Tulsa on Thursday night. Johnson scored 23 hold the 2(X)8 Summer Games. points in the first half and finished with a team-high 28. The U.S. Olympic Committee prepared the pack- ages after receiving more feed- back from the potential bidders, Frog baseball faces former SWC rival Rice tonight who gathered for an informa- fifth in the nation by Baseball in 13 games. Rice is hitting .395 as a tional seminar at the commit- By Ryan I. Rusak think about playing new people," some good weather, we'll work on SKIFF STAFF America and fourth by Collegiate team. Right-handed pitcher Matt tee's board meeting in Brown said. "It's a good conference some things here. It's almost like a Baseball. Anderson, also an All-American, Philadelphia two weeks ago. with neat trips and good players." scrimmage atmosphere. If we go A new chapter in TCU baseball his- The Horned Frogs (6-7) are com- leads the pitchers with a 2-0 record USOC president Bill Hybl Brown said the Horned Frogs are down and play good baseball, we'll tory will begin tonight as the Horned ing off a rain-shortened 9-8 victory and a 2.89 ERA. still having trouble finding their moved up the date so details on come back here and get ready for Frogs take on Rice University in over Washington State University. The teams will play at 7 p.m. rhythm because the deluge of rain New Mexico." all potential bidders could be Houston to begin Western Athletic Last weekend, the Frogs were swept Friday, 2 p.m. Saturday and 1 p.m. has kept them off the practice field. Junior outfielder Ryan Dunn said reviewed by the governing Conference play. in a three-game series by the Sunday. He said the series will be a good playing Rice is not as much of a executive committee, which The former Southwest University of Texas in Austin. Head coach Lance Brown said the tuneup for the nine-game home challenge as taking on Texas in meets in Colorado Springs, Conference rivals will face each The Owls are led by junior first jump into the WAC is an exciting stretch that begins March 7 against Austin. Colo., April 26 through 27. other for the first time in 1997. The baseman Lance Berkman, a presea- time for the team. the University of New Mexico. "With Rice, it's a no-lose situa- Representatives from Owls (11-2). who are riding a seven- son All-American who is hitting "There were a lot of traditions and "We hope to win one or two (at tion for us." Dunn said. "No one Baltimore. Boston, Chicago, game winning streak, are ranked .600 with 12 home runs and 40 RBIs rivalries (in the SWC), but it's fun to Rice)," Brown said. "Then if we get picks us to win." Cincinnati, Houston, New York, Seattle and Washington attended the Philadelphia meet- ing. Hybl said he thinks all of those cities are still in the race, although Chicago Mayor 1997 Western Athletic Conference Baseball Richard Daley has balked at financial guarantees. The United States has staged Fresno State Bulldogs Hawaii Rainbow Warriors San Diego State Aztecs San Jose State Spartans an unprecedented number of Location Location ^^HBSSW Location Location Olympics since the Squaw Fresno, Calif. Honolulu. Hawaii (% Vj ^k^BBk. San Diego, Calif. San Jose, Calif. Valley Winter Games in I960. 1997 Record 1997 Record S^T^tjS ^ 1997 Record 1997 Record The 2002 Winter Olympics in 5-10 11-2 12-5 Salt Lake City will be the fifth \>\W%yr 1996 Record 1996 Record .- - . 1996 Record 1996 Record U.S. Olympics in 42 years, and 36-24 (20-10 in WAC) 29-26 (12-18 in WAC) 32-25 (16-14 in WAC) 28-28 (7-14 in Big West) it's unlikely the IOC would loo" S§5 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason vote to return the Summer None None Games to the United States so 1-2, NCAA Central II Regional None Head Coach soon after the Centennial Head Coach Head Coach Head Coach Sam Piraro (326-255-2, 1 1th year Olympics in Atlanta. Bob Bennett (1,089-609, 29th year) Les Murakami (961-480-4, 27th year) Jim Dietz (999-571-15, 25th year) Gugliotta leads T-Wolves to success Air Force Falcons Brigham Young Cougars Grand Canyon Antelopes Utah Utes SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Location Location Location Location Tom Gugliotta was almost per- Colorado Springs, Colo. Provo, Utah Phoenix, Ariz. Salt Lake City. Utah fect Wednesday night. 1997 Record 1997 Record 1997 Record 1997 Record Gugliotta hit a team-record 3-7 2-t 5-9 9-7 II -of 12 from the field and 1996 Record 1996 Record 1 CDS Record 1996 Record Scored 29 points as the 18-36(8-21 in WAC) 38-19 (20-8 in WAC) 23-32 (10-19 in WAC) 30-22 (15-15 in WAC) Minnesota Timberwolves con- 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason tinued to sprint toward the first None None None None playoff berth in club history Head Coach Head Coach Head Coach Head Coach with a 108-89 victory over the Eric Campbell (50-68, third year) Gary Pullins (823-382-6, 21st year) Gil Stafford (651 -430-1, 1 7th year) Tim Esmay (9-7, first year) reeling San Antonio Spurs. __J The 6-foot-10 forward, who became the team's first All-Star this season, made 11 in a row New Mexico Lobos Rice Owls TCU Horned Frogs UNLV Rebels before missing a 9-foot jumper Location Location Location Location with 2:09 left. Albuquerque, N M Houston, Texas Fort Worth, Texas ^m ^_ Las Vegas, Nev. ^^tt 1 "I was hitting mostly outside 1997 Record ^^H 1997 Record 1997 Record rf^iOX l 1997 Record shots," Gugliotta said. "It was a 8-6 ^M1# 11-2 6-7 jl5J*$lJ 8-5 question of matchups. Last 1996 Record 1996 Record 1996 Record ^^ 1996 Record time, I think they had 27-24 (19-9 in WAC) SSJSLT 42-23 (9-15 in SWC) 34-33 (11-13 in SWC) 43-17 (14-7 in Big West) Dominique Wilkins on me. 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason 1996 Postseason This time, they had Carl None Second in NCAA Midwest Regional None NCAA South II Regional Herrera covering me." Head Coach Head Coach Head Coach Head Coach Shooting .444 percent on the Rich Alday (71 1-410-1 eighth year) Wayne Graham (195-109, fifth year) Lance Brown (313-289, 1 1th year) Rod Soesbe (8-5, first year) season, Gugliotta set a club record .923 shooting percent- age. The record was .909 by Each team plays its division opponents in one home and one road series. Each team plays three games against two teams from each Tod Murphy, who hit 10 of 1 i of the other divisions. The three division winners and the three teams with the next best records, regardless of division, advance to shots against Phoenix on March 23, 1990. the WAC tournament May 14-17 in San Diego, Calif. All records here are through Feb. 25. Eight of Gugliotta's field Ryan J. Rusak SKIFF STAFF goals were long jumpers, including one three-pointer. He had two dunks and a tip-in and also hit six of seven free throws. "Maybe somebody can stop Men's and women's tennis get set to serve it up at home him, but we sure couldn't," last week after being sick for over a The women's team is coming off The men's team will have to A&M. Spurs coach Gregg Popovich By Klmbwty Campbell SKIFF STAFF month. of three satisfying wins against Texas rebound from a hard fall in Kentucky "It should be a beautiful day, and said. "He had a fantastic game. TCU's men's and women's tennis Sophomore Rachyel Niwa is A&M University, Oklahoma State last weekend. we would like to have the students Every time we would get close, teams are gearing up for grueling reluming to play after having wrist University and Northeast Louisiana The men lost in three matches, come out and support us," Bartzen it seemed like he'd hit a jump play at home today. surgery in November. State University. including their second two matches said. shot." The women's team, ranked at No. Coach Roland Ingram said Niwa The men's tennis team will take on against No. 3 Mississippi State The women's match against The Timberwolves won their 56, is expecting a close match against began hitting again at the beginning A&M at home today. University and No. 13 Fresno State Houston will start at 2 p.m., and fifth in the last six games to go No. 55-ranked University of Houston. of February and is improving. Coach Tut Bartzen said if the University. the men's competition against over the .500 mark (28-27) the The team will be playing without He said he believes Houston has an Aggies show the talent they have Bartzen said his team has been A&M will begin at 1:30 p.m., both latest in a season in their 8-year sophomore Natalie Balafoutis, who experienced team with depth that will shown in the past, they will be tough playing difficult teams and that they at the Mary Potishman Lard history. was diagnosed with mononucleosis prove to be a tough challenge. to beat. should be ready for No. 23-ranked Tennis Center. PAGE 12 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1997

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