Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 52 Sydney Program Guide

Sun Sep 25, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 TBA G

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08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? Captioned Repeat WS PG

Diamond's Are A Man's Best Friend

This classic British sitcom follows the misadventures of the staff of a retail floor of a major department store.

Starring: Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton, Wendy Richard, Nicholas Smith

Cons.Advice: Themes

10:40 IT SHOULDN'T HAPPEN TO A VET 1979 Captioned Repeat WS G

It Shouldn't Happen To A Vet Adventures of a Yorkshire vet just before World War II.

Starring: John Alderton, Colin Blakely, Lisa Harrow, Bill Maynard

12:40 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Melissa shows us how evergreen plants can provide a great looking structure in your garden year round, Nigel takes us on a global garden tour located in one park and Trevor shares citrus care tips for best results this season. 13:10 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona Rowntree is having a ball at Dreamworld on the Gold Coast, Charli Robinson takes a Harley tour through Melbourne and Tim Blackwell is enjoying some 5 star Thai luxury. 13:40 COMANCHE 1956 Captioned Repeat PG

Comanche Violent Indian attacks, spurred on by the racist hatred of Indians among white officers, compel a brave army scout to see understanding, reconciliation, and peace.

Starring: Dana Andrews, Kent Smith, Stacy Harris, Nestor Paiva

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

15:30 CIMARRON 1960 Repeat WS PG

Cimarron The epic saga of a frontier family, The Cravets, starting with the Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889 and follows them as they build their newspaper, the Oklahoma Wigwam, into a business empire. Starring: Glenn Ford, Anne Baxter, Maria Schell

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sun Sep 25, 2016

18:30 SPARKS OF INVENTION WS G

The Vision Thing How we see the world has been vital to our progress. We meet four visionary inventors who have reimagined our world. The farm-boy whose electric idea keeps us entertained, the astronomer who wants to see the birth of stars & the rally driver who saves lives. 19:30 DEATH IN PARADISE Repeat WS M A prisoner escort aboard a ferry goes horribly wrong when the man is stabbed to death while handcuffed to Poole, leaving the detective humiliated and determined to find the killer. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:40 MAJOR CRIMES Captioned WS M

Snitch A complex gangland shooting is investigated, and Det. Amy Sykes focuses on protecting the identity of a witness. Meanwhile, Rusty tries to manage new information about a case, and Flynn works up courage to take his relationship to the next level. Starring: Mary McDonnel, Michael Paul Chan, G.W. Bailey

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:40 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned WS M

Misconduct The murder of a crime tech sends shockwaves throughout the team. When suspicions arise that the tech had tampered with evidence, Maura is suspended from her position. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

22:40 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat WS M

About Face The model wife of a movie star is found dead and while trying to piece together the puzzle, Brenda finds beauty may truly be only skin deep. Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Anthony Denison

23:40 MURDER IN THE FIRST Captioned WS M

Pants On Fire Erich Blunt finds himself before a new judge - something his lawyer David Hertzberg surreptitiously arranged - over whether his bail should be revoked after his little trip to Nevada. Starring: Taye Diggs, Kathleen ROBERTSON, Tom Felton

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Sex Scenes, Sexual References, Drug Use, Nudity

00:40 DEATH IN PARADISE Repeat WS M A prisoner escort aboard a ferry goes horribly wrong when the man is stabbed to death while handcuffed to Poole, leaving the detective humiliated and determined to find the killer. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

Sun Sep 25, 2016

01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Stan Walker Truth and Soul

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MAJOR CRIMES Captioned Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

03:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: Ephesians #4 - Part 2 of 2 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

What The Rats Knew A captain takes over a tramp steamer and finds that the crew have walked out. His previous two commands have sank with a loss of life and they consider him a jinx. King gets the crew back and sails with them to find out what is happening. Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Sep 26, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Free Porn

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

View Matt

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

CF0916-26 AUSTRALIA

Religious program.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

We Got Us A Pippi Virgin The demands of the electorate are beginning to get to Jackson. Lorelai and Rory delicately nudge Richard and Emily closer together. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME - UK Repeat WS PG

Doncaster - Day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Fake Party Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

Mon Sep 26, 2016

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Free Porn

Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Pheobe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 SPRING IN PARK LANE 1948 Captioned Repeat WS G

Spring In Park Lane

A diamond merchant's niece falls for a footman who just happens to be an impoverished lord in disguise.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ne Kent - Day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Bishop Auckland 1 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:20 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Kindness of Strangers

A senile old man is attacked in what appears to be an open-and-shut case of burglary.

Starring: Jason Durr, Derek Fowlds, Philip Franks, Duncan Bells

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. Today Ellen interviews Gwen Stefani. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! Doyle is jealous when Glenn's article gets picked up by the New York Times. Rory discovers that Logan, the son of a newspaper magnate, is also on the staff on the paper. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Mon Sep 26, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's New Dress Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross's relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey's delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S THE HUNT Captioned Repeat WS PG

Race Against Time The coast is the dynamic border between land and sea; powered by the tides and thrashed by waves, this is a world of continuous change. Opportunities never last long here, so hunters are always in a race against time. The coast is the only place on the planet where predators from air, land and sea come together. Cons.Advice: Disturbing Scenes

20:40 COSMOS: A SPACETIME ODYSSEY Captioned WS PG

Hiding in the Light The Ship of the Imagination travels back in time to reveal 11th century Europe and North Africa during the golden age of Islam, when brilliant physicist Ibn al-Haytham discovered the scientific method and first understood how we see, and how light travels. Starring: Neil deGrasse Tyson

Cons.Advice: Animated Violence, Themes

21:40 NATURE'S WEIRDEST EVENTS WS PG We look at some of the most extraordinary behaviours and extreme adaptations that animals have developed to survive. From a frozen frog that can bring itself back to life, to the underworld of real life zombies. 22:50 HURRICANE 360 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Nightmare In New York Experience the most dangerous hurricanes on the planet...as if you were there...caught in the eye of the storm. Hurricane Sandy, which set new records on the east coast of America by generating the largest waves ever recorded in New York Harbour. 23:50 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat WS PG

The Queen of Spain's Beard The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

Mon Sep 26, 2016

00:30 PRIME SUSPECT Captioned Repeat WS M

Regrets, I've Had A Few Jane investigates the murder of a young woman whose body was found in the park; Duffy and Evrard search for the stepfather of a murder victim. In other events, Jane and her dad celebrate an important anniversary. Starring: Maria Bello, Aidan Quinn, Tim Griffin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Kindness of Strangers

A senile old man is attacked in what appears to be an open-and-shut case of burglary.

Starring: Jason Durr, Derek Fowlds, Philip Franks, Duncan Bells

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: Ephesians #5 - Part 1 of 2 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bon Homme Richard King receives a blood-stained parcel from a man and with it is a note asking him to deliver it to his niece, an attractive female third mate. When a man offers a large some of money for the parcel's contents the niece is suspicious. Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Sep 27, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross's relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey's delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

The Long Night

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

CF0916-27 AUSTRALIA

Religious program.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ne Kent - Day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Nudity

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue Sep 27, 2016

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Haste Drastic developments blight Ross's relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel try to win back their old apartment, much to Chandler and Joey's delight.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

12:00 LONG DARK HALL 1951 Captioned Repeat PG

Long Dark Hall

When a man is accused of murdering his girlfriend, he is surprised by one member of his support panel - his wife.

Starring: Rex Harrison, Lilli Palmer

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ne Kent - Day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:20 COSMOS: A SPACETIME ODYSSEY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Animated Violence, Themes

15:20 DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S THE HUNT Captioned Repeat WS PG

You Jump, I Jump, Jack After Kirk spills the beans that her daughter is dating Luke, Emily demands that Lorelai bring him to dinner so they can get reacquainted. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Tue Sep 27, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Wedding Dresses Distraught over Ross's engagement, Rachel takes Joshua aside and suggests they also get married. Chandler forces Joey to go to a sleep clinic to stop his loud snoring.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Invitation Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding - but not all of them are going. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 CALL THE MIDWIFE WS M

Peggy's brother Frank is diagnosed with cancer. Fred hopes to make a fortune from bacon.

Starring: Vanessa Redgrave, Jessica Raine, Pam Ferris, Helen George, Judy Parfitt

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes

20:40 POIROT WS M

Cat Among the Pigeons Miss Bulstrode, the elderly headmistress of an English girls' school, is warned by a parent that she has recognized someone at the school from her days in the intelligence service. And then there is a murder, and Poirot is on hand to try to solve it. Starring: David Suchet

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:40 COLD CASE Captioned Repeat WS M

Gleen Lilly investigates a 1983 murder in which a young mother was killed by a homemade bomb packed in a laundry- detergent box before she was to testify in court against a man who exposed himself to her. Starring: Kathryn Morris, Danny Pino, Jeremy Ratchford, John Finn, Thorn Barry

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:40 DALZIEL AND PASCOE Repeat WS M

Time To Go - Part 2 The drugs-related death of young man who lapsed into a coma at a rave club attracts the interest of Dalziel and Pascoe. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

Tue Sep 27, 2016

00:50 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy's most confrontational program. 01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Yusuf Islam & Cat Stevens

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mercenaries

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

03:30 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lake On Blue Mountain

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

04:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: Ephesians #5 - Part 2 of 2 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mirror's New

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Sep 28, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Ten Little Visitors

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

CF0916-28 AUSTRALIA

Religious program.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ne Kent - Day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wed Sep 28, 2016

12:00 CROOKS ANONYMOUS 1962 Captioned Repeat WS G

Crooks Anonymous A compulsive jewel thief is persuaded by his girlfriend to join crooks anonymous and get on the straight and narrow. Working as a London department store Santa Claus, he weakens when he learns that a quarter of a million dollars will be left in the building over the weekend. Starring: Leslie Phillips, Julie Christie, Wilfred Hyde White, Stanley Baxter, J Robertson Justice

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Ne Kent - Day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:20 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Bishop Auckland 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 15:20 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Hollywood or Bust The residents of Aidensfield are buzzing with excitement when a film crew descends on Ashfordly Hall to shoot a movie, and everyone's heads is soon filled with stardom, especially Blaketon and Gina's, who allow the crew to shoot at the Aidensfield Arms Starring: Jason Durr, Derek Fowlds, Philip Franks, Duncan Bells

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

The Party's Over After Emily discovers that Rory is seeing Dean again, she calls a temporary truce with Richard so that they can jointly host a Yale alumni party. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Wed Sep 28, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever When Joey's duck swallows Ross's wedding ring, he is worried he'll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1) Rachel stays home while Ross and the others go to England for his wedding. Chandler and Joey bicker while sightseeing. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 MISS MARPLE WS PG

Sleeping Murder Part 2 Classic murder mysteries by the Queen of Crime, Agatha Christie, filmed entirely on location and oozing period atmosphere. Joan Hickson's gentle portrayal is the most popular Miss Marple ever, winning her loyal fans around the world and a Best Actress award from the Royal Television Society. Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Shot at Dawn

A 90 years long feud between two families, the Hicks and the Hammonds, appears to have escalated to murder.

Starring: John Nettles, Jason Hughes, Jane Wymark, Samantha Bond, Donald Sinden

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

22:50 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Hippocratic Oath (Part 2)

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence, Medical Procedures, Drug References

00:00 HOUSE OF CARDS Repeat WS M Urquhart is the perfect politician. Impeccably diplomatic, charming, admired, trusted and respected by all. But events are about to spark his ambition. When he is passed over for promotion by a new party leader, he hatches a dastardly plot to wreak revenge on each and every one of his colleagues. Starring: Ian Richardson, Miles Anderson, Susannah Harker

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

01:20 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever When Joey's duck swallows Ross's wedding ring, he is worried he'll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

Wed Sep 28, 2016

01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Human Nature Jukebox

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Shot at Dawn

A 90 years long feud between two families, the Hicks and the Hammonds, appears to have escalated to murder.

Starring: John Nettles, Jason Hughes, Jane Wymark, Samantha Bond, Donald Sinden

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: Ephesians #6 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

The Mercenaries

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Sep 29, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Aunt Evelyn

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

CF0916-29 AUSTRALIA

Religious program.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Cardiff - Day 1 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever When Joey's duck swallows Ross's wedding ring, he is worried he'll have to sacrifice his beloved fowl to retrieve it.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thu Sep 29, 2016

12:00 CARLTON-BROWNE OF THE F.O. 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Carlton-Browne Of The F.O. When the king of a small Pacific Island dies, the Island's evil and greedy Prime Minister looks to profit from the monarch's death. But the British quickly send a diplomat, the bumbling Carlton-Browne, to establish friendly ties with the heir to the throne. Starring: Peter Sellers, Terry Thomas, Luciana Paluzzi, Thorley Walters, Ian Bannen

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Cardiff - Day 2 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 MISS MARPLE Repeat WS PG

Emily Says "Hello"

Emily decides to start dating again, and calls on a reluctant Lorelai for advice.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Thu Sep 29, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross makes a slip-of-the-tongue during his wedding ceremony, leaving Rachel agonising over what it could mean. Monica and Chandler find themselves in an unexpected situation. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:30 SEE NO EVIL Captioned WS M

Silent Witness See No Evil combines first-hand testimony, powerful dramatic reconstructions and real surveillance footage in a groundbreaking series that reveals how cameras help to unravel mysterious disappearances and bring killers to justice. Cons.Advice: Some Violence

20:40 DEATH ROW STORIES WS M

The Wrong Man

Two construction workers are brutally attacked in San Antonio, but one survives and is able to identify his assailant.

Starring: Susan Sarandon, Peter Bottomley, Troy Brooks

Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence, Adult Themes

21:45 DEATH ROW STORIES WS MA

Cruel and Unusual: Botched Executions

A report on botched executions in several states, including Ohio, Arizona and Oklahoma.

Starring: Susan Sarandon, Peter Bottomley, Troy Brooks

Cons.Advice: Realistic Violence, Adult Themes

22:50 KILLING SPREE Captioned Repeat WS M

Suffolk Strangler Fork-lift driver Steven Wright killed five women working as prostitutes in Ipswich during the autumn of 2006. We draw on the testimonies' of eyewitness' and experts to go inside the mind of this crazed killer. 23:50 DALZIEL AND PASCOE Repeat WS M

The British Grenadier - Part 1 Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel goes to The British Grenadier to console the pub's owner Stella, who has just had a serious fight with her husband. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

Thu Sep 29, 2016

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

Live 'Call and win' your chance to win $$$$$$$$ instantly.

03:00 EDGAR WALLACE MYSTERIES WS PG

Sinister Man (The)

The Edgar Wallace Mysteries is a British film-noir series based on a collection of novels of the same name.

Starring: Bernard Lee, Bernard Archard, Allan Cuthbertson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

You + Me

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: Ephesians Summary, W/Ginger Stache Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Rhyme & Reason

Gideon investigates the suspicious death a woman whose boyfriend was seen hitting her a few hours earlier.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Sep 30, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Waratah Festival

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

CF0916-30 AUSTRALIA

Religious program.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Emily Says "Hello"

Emily decides to start dating again, and calls on a reluctant Lorelai for advice.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Cardiff - Day 3 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' parents clash with Emily's.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fri Sep 30, 2016

12:00 THE MAN UPSTAIRS 1958 Captioned Repeat PG

The Man Upstairs The mental breakdown of a guilt-ridden man provides the drama in this fascinating psychological profile that stars Richard Attenborough as a scientist who can't live with himself after he accidentally kills the brother of his fiancée. Starring: Bernard Lee, Richard Attenborough, Donald Houston, Dorothy Alison

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Cardiff - Day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:20 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:20 MONARCH OF THE GLEN WS PG It's the morning after the night before, and an awkward atmosphere lingers between Paul and Lexie, following their secret kiss. Paul tries to talk to Lexie but she is determined to act as though nothing happened. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark

Cons.Advice: Themes

But Not As Cute As Pushkin

Miss Patty celebrates forty years in show business on the same day Luke mourns his father's death.

Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Keiko Agena

Fri Sep 30, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Kissing After saying the wrong name at his wedding Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance and Phoebe feels neglected after not going to London. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Hundredth While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S - LIFE IN COLD 19:30 Captioned Repeat WS PG BLOOD The Cold-Blooded Truth David takes us al over the world, from the Mediterranean to South Africa as he reveals the cold-blooded truth about these beautiful and amazing creatures. 20:40 BLOOD WORK 2002 Captioned Repeat WS M

Blood Work Retired FBI profiler Terry McCaleb, who has recently had a heart transplant, is hired to investigate the death of a woman whose heart Terry now has. He soon realises that the murder was not random but the serial killer Terry was trailing for years in the FBI. Starring: Clint Eastwood, Jeff Daniels, Anjelica Huston, Dylan Walsh, Paul Rodriguez

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

22:55 THE MECHANIC 1972 Repeat WS M

The Mechanic An aging hitman befriends a young man who wants to be a professional killer. Eventually it becomes clear that someone has betrayed them. Starring: Charles Bronson, Jan Michael Vincent, Jill Ireland

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

Live 'Call and win' your chance to win $$$$$$$$ instantly.

03:00 EDGAR WALLACE MYSTERIES WS PG

Backfire!

The Edgar Wallace Mysteries is a British film-noir series based on a collection of novels of the same name.

Starring: Bernard Lee, Bernard Archard, Allan Cuthbertson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Fri Sep 30, 2016

04:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

David Gilmour - Rattle that Lock

Music special.

04:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 05:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Sat Oct 1, 2016

06:00 THE MAN UPSTAIRS 1958 Captioned Repeat PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

John Farnham - Two Strong Hearts

Music special.

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 I'VE GOTTA HORSE 1968 Captioned Repeat G

I've Gotta Horse An irresponsible pop singer avoids rehearsing for his gig in favour of playing with his dogs. He then purchases a racehorse and goes off to watch it race with the show's opening night totally slipping his mind until the very last minute. Starring: Amanda Barrie, Billy Fury

10:50 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG It's the morning after the night before, and an awkward atmosphere lingers between Paul and Lexie, following their secret kiss. Paul tries to talk to Lexie but she is determined to act as though nothing happened. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark

Cons.Advice: Themes

12:00 YOUR4X4 WS PG This week the cast and crew venture further east and deeper into the iconic Victorian High Country in search of some of Australia's most sought after 4wd challenges. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S - LIFE IN COLD 12:30 Captioned Repeat WS PG BLOOD The Cold-Blooded Truth David takes us al over the world, from the Mediterranean to South Africa as he reveals the cold-blooded truth about these beautiful and amazing creatures. ENCORE - BEHIND THE SCENES WITH 13:30 Captioned Repeat WS G BARBRA STREISAND Encore - Behind the Scenes with Barbra Streisand Join host Alec Baldwin as Barbra and her celebrity friends head into the studio to record their tracks and the stars share their experiences working with one of the biggest legends in the business! Encore features collaborations with Seth MacFarlane, James Brolin, Antonio Banderas, Hugh Jackman, Jamie Foxx, Patrick Wilson, Chris Pine, Daisy Ridley and Anne Hathaway.

Sat Oct 1, 2016

14:30 CROSSPLOT 1969 Captioned WS PG

Crossplot A successful London ad-exec hires a beautiful Hungarian girl to pose for some modelling shots, little realising that she has overheard an assassination plot and is now being hunted by some dangerous killers. Starring: Roger Moore, Martha Hyer, Alexis Kanner

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Drug References

16:30 THE PINK PANTHER 1964 Captioned WS PG

The Pink Panther Inspector Closeau (Peter Sellars) is a bungling investigator hot on the trail of a burglar (David Niven), who schemes to steal the rare "Pink Panther" gem in the hilarious farce that began the most successful series in film comedies!

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

Sat Oct 1, 2016

19:00 JUST LIKE HEAVEN 2005 Repeat WS PG

Just Like Heaven

Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Mark Ruffalo

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Themes, Mild Coarse Language

21:00 MUST LOVE DOGS 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Must Love Dogs A newly divorced woman is cautiously rediscovering romance with the enthusiastic but often misguided help of her well-meaning family. As she braves a series of disastrous mismatches and first dates, she begins to trust her instincts and learns that it's never a good idea to give up on love. Starring: John Cusack, Diane Lane, Elizabeth Perkins, Christopher Plummer, Dermot Mulroney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:00 SCOTT AND BAILEY Repeat WS M Partly due to Rachel's ex-lover Nick Savage's ruthless courtroom cross-examination of her, his client Georgios Stelikos is found not guilty of the rape of drug addict Hannah Conway and murder of another girl but within days Stelikos is also found murdered. Starring: Suranne Jones, Lesley Sharp, Amelia Bullmore

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence

00:00 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? Repeat WS PG

The Clock It's Mr. Grainger's 37th anniversary at Grace Brothers and the Department hosts a celebration dinner for him. It's a time of happiness, and dread, for if he receives a cuckoo clock then it means he's to be retired. Starring: Mollie Sugden, John Inman, Frank Thornton

Cons.Advice: Themes

00:40 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

David Gilmour - Rattle That Lock

Music special.

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

Live 'Call and win' your chance to win $$$$$$$$ instantly.

03:00 DAYLIGHT SAVINGS BEGINS NA

**Move Clocks Forward 1 Hour**

04:00 THE FACE OF FU MANCHU 1965 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Face Of Fu Manchu In the early 1920s grisly strangulations in London alert Nayland Smith of Scotland Yard to the possibility that fiendish Fu Manchu may not after all be dead, even though Smith witnessed his execution. Starring: Nigel Green, Christopher Lee, Tsai Chin

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language