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MONDAY TUESDAY IWEDNESDAY THURSDAY SATURDAY I SUNDAY Soccer froti/jfiorn Women vs Join 'Dr. gait U of Calgary 'Micfitier (torn the 12:00noon 'University in Tronafwm 'Men an indoor vs presentation Il of Calgary about ground squirrels 2:00pm at

V of L soccer field 'Helen Schuler Coulee Centre mi

'Many things is Happen in the soil Geoparty right below your Young feet. 'Explore the interaction* in the Bessfl953) between underground plants and animals. 7:30pm in the Theatre Zoo Gallery of the Lethbridge at Public Library 'Helen Schuler Admission isfree Coulee Centre

80,000 Canadians a year die from heart J Th e Boys' and Girls' Club of Lethbridge attack and stroke, 70% of these people die • within the first two hours. I is having an All-You-Can-Eat- Spaghetti Supper on September 20 at • Westminster Community Hall from 5-8 pm. The cost is $5.00 for The Canadian Red Cross Society can teach you • adults and $3.00 for kids 10 and under. The menu includes spa­ the skills needed to help someone who has • ghetti, ceasar salad, garlic bread, ice cream, and beverages. You suffered a heart attack, possibly saving their life. I The Canadian Red Cross Society offers a complete line J won't want to miss this great meal and a chance to win a door of First Aid and CPR courses. • prize! All proceeds go to support activities for youth in our com­ contact 327-7117 or drop by 1120 7th Ave. S. I munity. For tickets call Diane at 327-6423 Lethbridge for more info. J

Designs of the Decade Join the Sir Alexander Gait Museum in celebrating the opening of their new exhibit. Designs of the Decade illustrates the changes in A ma exJuR ol Ik timaiAs. qalfouj «t Ik Letkhudqe. VubSk Likwiu, design, technology, aesthetic and materials during the first six dec­ ikumq flaw Seplmb&i, 3 - Octok* 6. Tto ades of this century in the Lethbridge community. The exhibit docu­ I'xMitfiiw mla'w cdkcHm ments the impact of the expanding cultural diversity this community ei tmM bkdcku fjtwR Mi, Smiiit and Cmkd Awc^o, has had on the traditional uses and associations of ordinary objects. Eiwtye, Oma, Japan, limkt*}, Hepol, Iwfia, Awhafia, awl Stmlk Aftitca. George Watson Gallery, September 29th through to March 1997 Julius Caesar ~

'The mandate of big 'Brothers and'Bis Sisters is to 'A tragedy by 'William Shakespeare

provide a stabilizing and helpful influence to boys and girls in their formative mars. 'This organization is will be performing in the University

looking for many volunteers as In-School 'Mentors. Adults are required to spend one hour once a Week at Theatre Oct 15-19. Tickets are

a school in either Lethbridge or'Taber Working with a child in grades three to si\. Children are identified available at the U of L 'Box_Office by school personnel as needing e\tra one-to-one attention. 'Time is spent exploring mutual interests, (329-2616). ft. visting the library or computer room, playing educational games or plat/ing in the gym. This would be an

excellent opportunity to obtain some classroom experience, especially for prospective educators. If i/ou un­

interested in this opportunity, please call Tracey 'Erickson-'Driscoll at 328-9355. Situated in the %ver Valley of Indian 'Battle TarlQ historic fori 'Whoop-Up is a replica of the original established in 1869 by •hnencan Merchants. The "hands-on" This organization offers assistance to victims of crime and/01 interpretive programs enable visitors to experience the colourful, editing days of the past. 1 'oluntecrs misfortune via members of the 'JiC'M'Tdetachments in southern Alberta. Volunteers are trained m mded extensively to provide victims ivith support, information and referral to community agencies. Training is '" «*< WW! from 'Desk Option greeting visitors to the lori, taking admissions, sfmHnS vid^ Muring the phone, assisting customers in the gift shop and helping with office 1/ this i/car in the early fall and a commitment of one reai of service is repined hi/ volunteers upon Work Tbu will not be rushed off your feet it's a pleasant, easy-going atmosphere. ')ou must be able to completion of this training. If i/ou have an interest in crisis intervention and would tike more informa wo^ independently, enjoy working with the public and be accurate with money and the cash register tion about how to volunteer with Southern Alberta '/ 'ictims' Assistance, please call Barb 'ferguson at 'I'/"" ""• inte«*M in this opportunity at 'fori 'Whoop 'lip. please call Mecca :>loland at \29 0444 329-5016. September 19, 1996 the Meliorist 3 N E W S • N E W S • N E' W S • N ' E W S •' N E W S • N N E W " S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E E N E W S • N E WS«NEWS*NEWS-NEWS«N Nte^^s N E W S • N E W S 'NEWS •NE.W.S.v.NEWS.•NElrV NEWS N E The long walk home By Tyler Ball rounding his home country of Gua­ for the past 13 years. He left Guate­ and repression of the Guatemaan Everyone is encouraged to attend News Editor temala. According to organizers of mala 1982 after surviving torture in people. and walk the stretch along side Mr. the event, "if Jose Recinos walked the clandestine jails of Guatemala, Jose Recinos' appearance is be­ Recinos. A supper will also be held On September 21, Jose 7,000 kilometres south he would be ing hosted by The World Citizens at the Southminster United Church Recinos, a Guatemalan activist home in his native Guatemala. But m m Centre and the Sik Ooh Kotoki Na­ starting at 6:00pm. Beginning at will be stopping in Lethbridge he can't. His country is too danger­ tive Friendship Centre. These com­ around 8:00pm Mr. Recinos will alter having walked from the At­ ous for him and thousands of others munity organizations as part of their lecturing on his cause and its sur­ lantic coast of Canada to the who have suffered from oppression. mandate to promote awareness of rounding issue. Lethbridge as part of his "Long Instead Jose is walking 7,000 kilo­ international issues and the third For further information regard­ Walk Home". metres across Canada to raise world. ing Jose Recinos, The World Citi­ "The Long Walk Home" is an awareness of human rights abuse." r-M zens Centre, or The Sik Ooh Kotoki Jose Recinos will be walking attempt by Mr. Recinos to raise Mr. Recinos is native Guatema­ as well as being witness to massa­ from Coaldale to Lethbridge on Native Friendship Centre please awareness about the issues sur­ lan writer that has resided in Otawa cres, intimidation, assasinations, September 21 starting at 2:00pm. contact Louise at 328-5725 or Jennifer at 381-3626. Happy times are here again

By Jeff Maser creased because of such factors as Professor of Anthropology, chose to and fresh," said Una Ridley, Dean of the Faculty of Management : Reporter others retiring, as well as new AC­ come to Lethbridge to teach. School of Nursing. Angela Downey CESS programs. "I knew that the University of There are still more appointments to be Jay Handelman A person hopes to encouter Vice President (Academic), Lethbridge ranked high in the made, but following is a list of the new ten­ Rex Moody new adventures when going to Seamus O'Shea, commented that Maclean's poll and offered a dy­ ure track faculty appointments which have Wayne Yu university. But it's not just stu­ the newly appointed faculty mem­ namic combination of teaching and been made so far. Faculty of Education : dents that look forward to excit­ bers were a sign of the committment research," commented Assistant Camelia Dumont ing new times. Twenty-three which the University has toward the Professor of Management Jay Faculty of Arts and Science : Lance Grigg new faculty members have re­ long-term stability and quality of its Handelman. Sandra Bamford (Anthropology) Gerald McConaghy cently been appointed to join the programs. The University's excellent edu­ Sikata Banerjee (Political Science) John Poulson U of L team of excellence, and The newest tenure positions are cation program drew Gerald Lori Beaman-Hall (Sociology) Keith Roscoe couldn't be happier. in a variety of faculties, but regard­ McConaghy here to teach in the Cameron Goater (Biological Sciences) The recruitment process be­ less of their backgrounds, all pro­ Faculty of Education. Derek Peddle (Geography) School of Nursing : gan in November 1995 when the fessors are excited to be teaching at When Seamus O'Shea remarked Tara MacDonald (Psychology) Brad Hag an Board of Governors approved the UofL. last year that the University of Ian McAdam (English) Kathryn Higuchi the decision to create 19 more Teaching smaller classes, and the Lethbridge would be looking for William Ramp (Sociology) tenure track positions. Since the bonus of having individual teacher- "the brightest and the best", he Ivan Townshend (Geography) Library (Information Access) initial decision, the number of student interaction were two of the wasn't joking. The "new blood" on Judith Whitehead (Anthropology) Michael Perry new positions created has in­ reasons Judy Whitehead, Assistant campus offers "ideas that are new Shelley Ross

r "\ */K 'Tftem&Uawt The Meliorist was saddened to learn of at the U of L in the Fall Semester of 1996, offer our support in this time of need. the tragic death of a Japanese exchange and was enrolled most recently in the Pre- A memorial service was held at 4:30 student who was attending our institution. Management program. p.m. on Wednesday, September 18 in the Ms. Maki Hasegawa passed away off- The University Community wishes u Recital Hall. campus on Saturday, September 14, 1996 express our deepest sympathy to the in a car accident. She commenced studies friends and family of Ms. Hasegawa, and ^

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THAT THE FACULTY OF MANAGEMENT OFFERS A Safewalk coming up § VARIETY OF PROGRAMS? Drop by our office in E-480 and check out the following:

Safewalk will be coming soon to the • 14 different majors including Accounting, Finance, MIS Marketing, HRM, International Management, etc. University of Lethbridge. After the pilot • Combined degree program; two degrees in five years (one of a program last semester was a success, a B.Ed., B.A., B.Sc. and a B.Mgt.) full fledged program is in the making. < • Second degree for graduates in a non-management discipline • Post Baccalaureate Professional Accounting Diploma (PADP) Student Council has reported that a • 10-course Certificate in a variety of majors budget will soon be ratified. They are • Post-diploma degree program • Co-operative Education currrently looking for volunteers as well • International Management as a Program Director . The Program • Consulting Program (earn while you learn) • Teaching assistantships (earn while you learn). Check out the Director will be a paid position in scholarship and bursary programs too! the near future. For further information please contact The Faculty of Management the Students' Unon at 329-2222. Come and see us about specific University of Lethbridge information regarding programs 4401 University Drive which may interest you. Lethbridge, AB, T1K 3M4 Phone: (403) 329-2153 Fax: (403 329-2253 4 the Meliorist September 19, 1996 W S • N E W S • NEWS N E W ST^ N E WS • N E W S • N E W S • N 11 t n IV W^g • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E J S • N E J S . N ,. E9S.NEWS.NEWS.NE i' {J E s, E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W § • N h ^ S N b \\ S • h ,:

Bouncing Back By Jeff Maser with the RCHPCS. 13 and 14) at the U of L. The Studies. Although a clear definition of Reporter Besides the Centre's work in conference, appropriately named The RCHPCS was set up in community resiliency was not Resiliency. This was the name the Resiliency Think Tank, was order to "expand the concept of developed from the weekend the field of resiliency, it is of the game at a conference which hosted hy the Regional Centre for resiliency through eommunity- discussions, a few examples were currently being used as a part of was held last weekend (Septemher Health Promotion and Community hased studies", so it was logical found. "A community dealing AADAC's substance abuse that it host the Think Tank. with adverse conditions such as programs. As well, it will be the rp TjT-, STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF LETHBRIDGE The concept of resiliency is economic problems, having a subject of a workshop taking J. M IJ An autonomous body, separate from the U of L Student's Union defined as the ahility to hounce sense of helonging among its place on November l, spon­ hack from difficult situations. members and networks among the sored by AADAC, at the While a lot is known ahout it at people within the community" Lethbridge Lodge. Students are MELIORIST the indiviual level, it is not well were among some of the situations welcome to attend. To get more SU-166, 4401 University Drive West, Lethhridge, AB T1K3M4 defined at the community level. given, said Kulig. information on the workshop, The topics discussed hy the The fifteen experts who titled "Fostering Resilience: meliorism • n. (L melior, better) group included "what resiliency is, converged in Lethhridge included How To Work With Youth to The belief that the world naturally whether or not resiliency can he professors from various campuses Reduce Their Vulnerability in tends to get better, and that this used to describe communities, and around North America, including the Face of Adversity", pick up tendency can be furthered by human how...something like resiliency ones from the U o\' L, as well as a brochure from the RCHPCS effort. |is] studied," said Judith Kulig, various individuals associated office (TH324). director of the RCHPCS. The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of Lethbridge, published most Thursdays throughout the academic year by the Meliorist Publishing Society, an autonomous incorporated body. Please address all correspondence to the Meliorist, 4401 University Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K 3M4, or drop it off at room SU-166. Dead­ line for submissions is Sunday at noon. The phone number is (403) 329- 23333 or 329-2334. The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the writing of thoughtful, concise, timely letters. However, the Meliorist will only consider for publi­ cation those letters which are signed by the author (special arrangements may be made for those wishing anonymity, but absolutely no psedonyms), contain the authors legible name, address, telephone number and Student identification number (address, I.D. and phone number not for publica­ tion). Letters may be edited for brevity, clarity and legality. The Meliorist reserves the right to edit submissions and will not print libelous material. Editor in Chief Bonnie Johnson Business Manager Greg Coonfer News Editor Tyler Ball Sports Editor Stephen Tipper Entertainment Editor Michelle Matula Photogaphy Editor Elvis Production Manager Bobbi Scheelar il = = 1MELIORIST Typesetter Heather Broere Advertising ManagerWhere abouts unknown Advertising Designer Melissa Dustan Contributor of the Week Distribution Manager (AKA Paperboy) Darren Gogol Contributors: Heather Hendrey, Paul Hudson Jeff Maser, Jason Demers,Tom Clarke, Tom Porter, forVoIume31,Issue#3 Randy Pond, Sandra Rocco,Kathy Roth, Pat Tanaka, Diamond Darrel, Che Erasmus were Jeff Maso. and T«„. .',„ U, ,„, ,iu i, superhuman efforts.

This issue was brought to you by Mel Gibson rhankS...We would not have suryj^d without you both. "I luv yuh and I always have... I want to marry yuh" , September 19, 1996 the Meliorist 5 NEWS •NEWS*NEWS»NEWS*NEWS*NEW_ E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N B W' S NEWS • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W- E W S • NEWSvN EWSrNE W S • N E W S • N E W S • N E W S Grant Mitchell to speak at the U of L by Tom Clarke Mitchell in Lethbridge this past cial spending per capita. Reporter summer. He was very pro education Grant Mitchell will be in attend­ and he eagerly accepted my invita­ ance at the U of L to explain and The Student's Union will be tion for him to come to Lethbridge discuss the Alberta Educational sys­ hosting Grant Mitchell on Monday this academic year whereby he can tem as we know. September the 23rd. The event will share his views as well as welcome An invitation was also extended be in the Atrium at 12:00 noon. questions. to Premier Klein but the Premier's Mr. Mitchell is the Leader of the During the 1992/93 school year Office declined the opportunity to Alberta Liberal Party and sits as the the tuituion for ten courses includ­ address the current government's Member of the Legislative Assem­ ing all extra fess was slightly below educational system. bly for Edmonton McClung. Grant $2,000. Currently fees for a full If anyone has any questions is very supportive of Post Second­ course load exceeds $3,000. If this about Mr. Mitchell's appearance on ary Education and is himself quite is compared to inflation and the September 23 at 12:00 in the atrium depressed as to the current level of Consumer Price Index we would see can contact he Students' Union Of­ provincial suppport for Alberta how extremely radical this increase fice at 329-2222. Universites and Colleges. is. It is also reported that Alberta Jason Shriner(Student's Union spends less than any other provin­ President) and myself spoke to Mr. cial jurisdiction in Canada on So­ perib a year in ]apad

Rez Report through the Japan Exchange and by Jeff Maser do those last minute papers. Lots of pm. In Aperture Park go to P100 Reporter great new movies and books were from 4:30 to 9:30 on weekdays. Teaching (JET) Program bought for the P100 library, as well. On the weekends it's open from Life in the U of L rez - con­ In both aperture Park adn U-Hall, 11:00-3:00. Teach English/ stant excitement, lots of fun, and freshly painted walls greeted resi­ As well, P100 has hun­ Work in International Relations great friends! These are just three dent's of the second floor of each dreds of movies, books, and APPLICATION QUALIFICATIONS: things, out of a long list, that buildings. games which you can take out come to mind when thinking Even though it's only the mid­ for a $5 membership fee at the 1. Have excellent knowledge about life in residence. Let's dle of September, lots of events have beginning of each semester. and usage of English make it a great year! already taken place. Remember to always bring your 2. Have a desire to live in Japan The Rez Wide Barbeque was a ID card! I. — -3 . . 3. Hold Canadian citizenship And finally, congrats to all It was a welcome treat for fun time for all on September 5th. 4. Hold or obtain at least a all rez rats to see the many Thanks to DJ Ryan (Cadillac's) and the Section Assistants who were changes which had taken place Smiles and Chuckles for providing just hired in U-Hall and Aper­ Bachelor's degree by over the summer. In University great entertainment. ture Park! l-zn^rriz:! July 9, 1997. Applicants must Hall, the common rooms are no The Cab on September 13th was Anyone wishing to com­ have a degree conferred by doubt the most noteworthy lots of fun. Whether you chose to ment about life in Res or the this date. change. The new carpets, TV's, dance 'til you dropped, chat with old goings on are encouraged to and VCR's in each of the com­ friends, or make some new ones, it contact the ORS office or The Applications are available at: mon areas, makes it a great place was impossible to have a bad night. Meliorist. iob Placement & Career Advisins to hang out and watch your Keep your eyes open for the next favorite new cable satellite Cab. shows. The laundry room was re- Sports Sunday was held last tiled and counters redone, mak­ Sunday in the gym for the first time ing a really horrible job a little this year. The Floor Hockey Tourna­ more bearable. As well, the Den ment is lots of fun, but come out and and ORS office switched loca­ enjoy your self even if your floor URGENT! tions. Outdoors, a fire pit was put isn't scheduled to play. It's a good in the breeze way. way to get some exercise! Aperture Park saw a lot of Need a vacuum, TV and VCR, NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS changes, too. New equipment or change for laundry? In University was put in the CV Room(P104). Hall, check out the ORS office. Computers were brought for Weekdays it's open from 5:00 - 7:00 New Policy Kill, making it a little easier to pm. Weekend hours are 2:00 - 4:00 Commencing Fall 1996 Clubs Corner you must make Music Club The Management Student's Society a payment over and above up coming events for the month of For all those oul there in September: the $75.00 Registration Deposit search of a Club that offers 1) M.S.S. Annual Golf Tournament group trips to see Operas in on September 21 at Paradise towards your tuition by Calgary or CPO concerts, and Canyon. There are lots of prizes to better rates for local classical be won and the deadlince for sign up October 1, 1996 music, then the Music Club is is September 19. what youshould look into! 2) The positions opened for By- or your Approach us in the Atrium, Election are VP programs, Director Mondays, Wednesdays and of Programs and VP Administration, REGISTRATION WILL BE Fridays from noon to 1 (or so) and the deadline for nominations is and inquire if we offer what September 23 at 4:00pm. CANCELLED you're looking for. Member­ 3) M.S.S. General Meeting adn Pie- ships are only $3 (for the Management Information Night is Cancellations will be assesed month of September only), so 0ri September 30, SU 300A at 6:00pm. No membership is required see us soon. We look forward for this meeting. Come out for free 20% tuition per course to meeting you. food and amber drinks. We hope to see you there! plus 100% compulsory fees. 6 the Meliorist September 19, 1996 1 E L> IT P k I A 1 F 1> 1 I P k I A L • L. CTT TO"O Rl< I1 A IL • E TT R I A I -EDIT O R I A L • E D I T () A I -EDIT O R I A L • E D I T O R i L •EDIT O R I A I • EDIT O R I A L - D O A The Tempest put on here at the Too often today, visitors, the university itself and by But it gets better! thing from the role of the university with my English class, people are reluctant be people and companies benefitting Socially and culturally, the Wheat Pool in today's and the quality of performance active or support causes from the initial university popula­ university proves to be an invalu­ agricultural economy (I hope 9f was as good as any professional V unless they can see that tion expenditures. Pardon me for able resource to the city. A prime the Ag Studies students were WD it benefits them directly. Saying this, but that's a huge chunk example of this is The Big Band groups I have seen. Opportunities here!) to lectures by re­ like these are available to the Well, the University of of change! Cabaret, put on by the Music nowned anthropologist Jane u Lethbridge, as well as And this "shows within the city. Club. It is an event that is very entire city, and add immeasurably Goodall (coming soon to a the community college, Many businesses that rely on well attended by both the univer­ to one's appreciation and enjoy­ University near you!). You're is a very vital part of this university students as their main sity population and citizens of ment of visual and performing only limited by your time city, contributing in clientele flounder over the Lethbridge, and one that is very arts. schedule! more ways than just the summer(remember Rebels?), and much anticipated. Concerts and Through our recreation services, It's amazing to look at how obvious role as an many more offer special discounts recitals are always going on that anyone in the community can much the university - and not institution of higher for students in hopes of attracting are FREE! to anyone that wants to come and work out, take their kids just this one, I mean any IN learning. You just have their business. The university and make the walk to the Recital Hall. to ballet or karate classes, learn higher learning institution- to do a little looking! college communities help substan­ In addition, the Drama and Art how to really two step (any has overflow benefits that Let's start with the tially to stimulate the economy and departments make major contribu­ willing victims, I mean partners?), enrich the community at large most obvious impact create jobs,both directly and tions to the city with performing or learn how to play the guitar. and add to the overall reputa­ that the University has indirectly. and visual arts. Examples of this These are coordinated by services tion of the city. These on this city, which is Within the university as of can be seen in art instructor Carl within the university, instructed by examples are just a scratch on economic. In the 1994/ December 1994, it was estimated Granzow's contribution to the university faculty members with the surface, and these benefits 95 school year alone, it that approximately 1061 people "Natur Redux" exhibit at the extensive training and experience, grow as the university does. was estimated that the were employed directly and SAAG, and the upcoming produc­ at university facilities for the University generated indirectly as a result of the univer­ tion of Julius Caesar in the benefit of both the university approximately sity. This not only includes faculty University Theatre. population and the general public. $71,790,000 in revenues and support staff, but also the I remember making the two- For those that want to be better e? within the city. This was people working in the different hour drive in high school and informed, there are speakers that cv»» o spent by students, businesses in the food court,etc. junior high to come see The visit the university regularly and 75 faculty, university That's a pretty respectable number,,! Importance of Being Earnest and talk on issues that involve every­ Diamonds & Rust -Tumbling in a World of Swirl

by Diamond Darrel "Gee/ that was one great winding road, stood my church. I "Yes, I'm married and No, spent my last dime on liquor party," I incoherently mumbled to was saved! Finally I had found a I'm not looking for a good time." and I was now stuck in a city in A bright ray of sun pierced myself, "I haven't been this drunk 7-11. The aroma of my place of "Have wc met before? I which I'd never been to before. the darkness. The cool, moist air in months." worship was sweet in contrast to mean...sorry. I just wanted to My life as I knew it might as stabbed at my limp and lifeless My adventure for the day my foul smelling body. I stum­ know what city this is?" well have been over. body. A vicious headache ripped began as I staggered through the bled to grab a cup of Holy "Uh...Nelson, British "Sir, it's saying insuffi­ and tore at my already damaged desolate parking lot looking for a Water...a 44-ounce Orange Columbia." She carefully cient funds." brain. I pried my eyes open. comfortable place to fall Slurpee toV'ure my hangover hell. enunciated since she was very "Visa?" I whimpered. "Where the hell am I?" down...like a chalk outline. My The counter held me up as I tried aware of my intoxicated state. I My point is this. There A shimmering lake blan­ internal organs felt like they were to reacquire my balance. reached for my wallet and ought to be a law against keted by a (hick cover o\' fog was going to explode. I momentarily "That'll be a dollar seven­ realized that all my cash was allowing severely intoxicated or on my left. On my right was some considered breaking into the teen, " The smiling clerk laughed gone. incapacitated individuals from sort of shoping mall. grocery store to steal a case of as she assessed my situation," "Interac!" I proudly piped using their "plastic money." "H m mm. Gravol in order to settle my You look like you had a pretty up as I whipped out the card that One thing that I've discovered, Ovcrwaitea?...Overwaitea!!! Son- stomach. I still didn't know my good time last night." rules my life. as most of my buddies have, is of-a-bitch how did I get to British name or where I was. " Actually I don't remember Interac, the devilish debit that it doesn't matter how Columbia?!?" I shouted as I ...And there it was. An oasis last night...or the night before," I card...the plastic of all evil...the wasted you get...it is impossible dragged myself up off the park in the desert, like a mirage too corrected before continuing, " ghoul of all greed. As I pulled to forget your debit card PIN bench that had been my bed for good to be true. Far away, on top Can I ask you a really stupid the card out, I noticed that it had number. Too drunk to talk? the evening. of a hill at the end of a long and question?" been stained and bent from my Wrong! Anyone can always say previous two nights of heavy Visa without an inkling of drinking. Clamato juice was intoxication. curdled on one half of the card "Do you know my and it appeared that the other name?" I queried the 7-11 girl. Finding a job is like looking half had been used as a beverage " It says Diamond Darrel for a needle in a haystack....NOT! coaster for a heavy mug of beer. on the back of your T-shirt. A horrible feeling shot through Does that help?" my body. Odds were that I had "Thank you." How did I develop into the person I am today? O by Jason Demers who you are today. You can change your perspective on your past ust as FORD/IARD I often find myself asking myself easily as you can change your ' Look for the FI page how did I develop into the person I am perspective on your future. As we learn is your window on the Internet at today? Why did 1 ehoose to be who I different things and emphasize different am now'.' How did I do it? In fact how key elements of our past, we constantly of opportunity if http://www.psc.ctp.gc.ca/ did we all become th person we are recreate ourselves, like a work in you are graduating recruit/psrhome.htm today? progress. The first thing that comes to mind I guess what it all comes down to in business is choices. It is through our choices is that we are constantly reasoning who Apply by thai we have come to be the person we we are and how we developed into the administration are today, like by saying no to that person we are at this moment. This October 4, 1996 beer at your firstpart y when you knew explains our varying perspectives on you would be driving home later. the future and our past. Plus as we pass Every one of our decisions, no matter through each day we are constantly how big or small they are bring us ;,vm'sJ making decisions which affect our [.> '-*«•«.':.» i,* art closer to who we are today. Every development and perception of who we , Uli- >>.•"•»• •*•*••' decision we make closes the door on are. millions ol possible futures while We can take all this further by opening the door on millions of saying our reassessment of ourselves rqr*.Y%'?»r :v Others. Everything we do develops the develops us even more spiritually. We person wc are now and will be in the are always learning new things about 1-Wfckf :4T**T future and were in the past. ourselves each time we reassess who Were in the past'.' you might ask (Government (iouvernement we are and how we got to be the person ••*•• of Canada du Canada yourself. How you perceived yourself we are TODAY... J in the past has a profound impact on September 19, 1996 the Meliorist 7 c: A R E E R S - C A, R E E R S * C A R E E R S • • C A R K_4 R S • C A R E E R S • C A R F^ E R S ••• c:^ A .R1| Hpp R vS - /\ /\ /N* R. c R E E R S - C R E I : R S * C E E -R s - cr #\A ^ Ei R S • C. /\ R E E R S • C: A R E E R S • C" ARE fci R s -

.JOBS ARE CHANGING Bank of Montreal Internet Researcher; Recreation - 5:30 - 7:30 pm (time is subject to Programmers (Sep 30) Each Fall several employers It is important to acknowl­ short-lived arrangements (I'm a change); October 2/96 Visual Client/Server Solutions - take part in on-campus edge and understand the impli­ benefits specialist.) rather than a - Mngt. students; all interested Technical Support Analysis recruitment(OCR). OCR is the cations of the major shifts flexible use of talent in pursuit of students Laffs Family Fun Centre-Market­ process where employers conduct taking place in the labour organizational goals." - SIGN UP IN CES ing & Group Sales Coordinator their interviews on-campus. The market. (ASAP) Career Resources Centre facili­ Those who take Bridges' JOBS...JOBS...JOBS... tates the hiring process for William Bridges, author of advice and embrace vendor- Welcome to Jobs...Jobs...Jobs... INTERNATIONAL Summer, Co-op and New Grad JobShift, describes these shifts: mindedness will flourish in the This segment of Career Connec­ recruiting, by posting positions, "Jobs as we have known them - new, de-jobbed economy, for there tions will provide you with a brief The Japan Exchange and gathering resumes and scheduling permanent, 8 to 5 positions is still plenty of work to be done. listing of some of the jobs (with Teaching Programme (JET) is interviews. Employers scheduled attached to boxes on an organi­ Those who pray instead for the deadlines) currently available based upon intensifying foreign to-date include: zational chart-arc disappearing." return of the job-based economy through the Career Resources language education in Japan and In their place are emerging a will, in Bridges' words, "be dead." Centre. For details on the applica­ upon promoting international **Please note all deadlines are variety of new work arrange- tion process, consult the job exchange at the local level. Ifyou 12:00 NOON sharp! ments-from temporary and ...Canadian boards located across from the are a Canadian citizen who will contract work to flexible agriCAREERS, August 1996 Fresh Express in C section of hold a Bachelor's degree by June • Deloitte & Touche , Staff assignments within companies. University Hall. Other questions 1997, you may be eligible to Accountant (Sep 30) Some innovative companies, can be answered by Diane or Pat participate in this program. Those • KPMG, Lethbridge , Articling AT&T among them, even have in CES (D610). invited to Japan as participants Student (Oct 7) the equivalent of internal temp CAREER CONFERENCE 1996 - will be engaged in local schools as • KPMG, Penticton , Articling agencies- employees who assign Wednesday, October 2 & Thurs­ PART-TIME Assistant Language Teachers. Student (Oct 4) people to projects as they day, October 3, 1996 Positions for Coordinators for • Price Waterhouse, Articling become available. Boys & Girls Club-Relief International Relations are Student ( Oct 4) The Career Resources Centre Positions (ASAP) available for those with a func­ • Enterprise Rent-A-Car, Manage­ "Many of these changes of the University of Lethbridge City of Lethbridge- School Bus tional command of the Japanese ment Trainees (Oct 17) scare people," said Bridges. The presents Career Conference 1996. Operator, Museum Visitor Pro­ Language. Pick up application • SHELL Canada, Summer new work arrangements are not This year our program will be gram Leader (Sep 20) forms at CES. Business/Mngt./Mkting; Perma­ what we expected to find in the expanded to 2 days as we consoli­ Lethbridge Family Services - nent Marketing; Permanent Busi- labour market. For decades date the regular All-Discipline Residential Support Staff (Sep 20) POST-SECONDARY RECRUIT­ ness/Mngt. (Oct 14) society emphasized the impor­ Career Fair with the Native Career Top Ten Bowling Centre-Waiter/ MENT CAMPAIGN • Alberta Treasury Branches , tance of holding a good. job. Fair. The following are only a few waitress; kitchen staff (Sep 30) Branch Admin. Trng. Prog (Oct Our parents said lo us, "Your of the participants confirmed to York Farms Manufacturing - ATTENTION: Deadline for 11) cousin has a good job, why attend one or two days of the Clean-up Personnel (ASAP) application is OCTOBER 4, 1996 • NORTEL, various positions for don't you have a good job?" conference: Clegg Campus Marketing Ltd. - students of Computing Sci, Math, Our employers said, "Ifyou do Custom Sampling Crew Member The Public Service Commis­ Physics tOCT 7) a good job, you'll get promoted AB Family & Social Services (ASAP) sion of Canada once again will - Software design and develop­ to a new job." Aboriginal Employment Centre conduct a post-secondary recruit­ ment; Test & Verification; Infor­ Ag & Agri-food Canada, Research VOLUNTEER/ APPLIED STUD­ ment campaign. This campaign is mation Technology; Hardware Given that backdrop, the Centre IES primarily aimed at new graduates, Design & Development and more current fear of job loss is Calgary Police Service however anyone who meets the understandable and largely CBC Canadian Embassy, Washington, qualifications can apply. The justified. The job was the Canadian Council of Aboriginal D.C. - Internships: Public positions that are available in this linchpin of the old social and Business Affairs,Academic Relations, National Campaign are: Financial For OCR positions, interested economic system and the source Future Shop Discount Superstores Culture, Press/media, Publication, Officer/Internal Auditor; Auditor/ applicants must attend an OCR of stability for most middle Gulf Canada Library Audit Officer; Info System Information Session. SIGN UP class families. Without jobs to ITV, A division of Westcom Boys & Girls Club - Super Specialist; Computer Systems IN CES, D 610. organize our lives around, what Communications Saturday Program Leader; Assist­ Specialists; Mathematical Statisti- will we do? Lethbridge & Dist. Business ant youth Worker; Nighthawks Development Centre Program Leader (ASAP) Bridges recommended that KPMG cians; Foreign Service individuals think of themselves CISA-TV FULL-TIME Officer; Development as small businesses - You & Co. Nova Gas Transmission Ltd. Officer and the - with products to sell and Peace Hills Trust NORTEL - is recruiting students Aboriginal Employ­ VOICE MAIL customers to please. Revenue Canada, Customs, Excise in the following areas: Comp Sci, ment Program. Private & Passcode Protected & Taxation Engineering, Physics, Math, MIS, Management (Apps in CES) $4.00 per month The organization of the Royal Bank of Canada There are addi­ Credit Union Central Alberta Ltd. future may look and function TransCanada Pipelines Ltd. tional positions that $7.95 with your own - Senior Programmer Analyst; more like a concert tour than a require a graduate Systems Analyst, Electronic Telephone Number traditional corporation. Ifyou would like to be in­ degree. Pick up Banking (Sep 20) volved - VOLUNTEER to help on information packages Ask about our student discount MediaLight Inc. - Software "Think of the Rolling the day of the fair! It's a great with application Engineer; Hardware Engineer 381-1818 Stones' Voodoo Lounge tour," opportunity to meet employers forms in CES. (Sep 30) said Bridges. "It had six perma­ and it's fun! Sign up in CES, D ON-CAMPUS NEVER MISS ANOTHER City of Calgary - Cybrarian/ nent employees, a slew of 610. 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Calgary Owned and operated bf tiie ( HcFS-^- 403-531-2070 Canadran rederalion o/Sludeoti i*^S;s^g|| September 19, 1996 the Meliorist 9 N A I N M E N M ENT E N T E R T E R T A I N MEN T N T E N T E R T A The Smalls take the Bloody Worm on a Field Day holiday to the Doc's by Paul Hudson 'The band played loud and patch and was exposed to many Staff Writer heavy for over an hour with music things that people in the city styles ranging from Metal to weren't. Musically speaking Last Thursday Lethbridge Hardcore to Ja/./.. For the most country has influenced some of was graced with a combination part, the dance floor remained full our songs. of talent from Vancouver, and the band thrashed hard Q: Get outta here! I've never Edmonton, and Calgary. Doc keeping everyone pumped up, detected "country" in your music. Holiday's, the new Rock & Roll barely taking pauses between Dug: Listen to the title track of bar in town, hosted The Smalls, song. By this point many people "Waste and Tragedy" again. It's Bloody Worm and Field Day. were putting earplugs and toilet there. Around 10:15pm Bloody paper in their ears to tone down Q: When comparing your music Worm look the stage with a the high frequency while others style to other hands, it sounds heaviness reminiscent of the proceeded to get closer to the somewhat like a cross betweeen Melvins or perhaps Gwar! The speakers to really get their mon­ Soundgarden and / Mother Earth. lead singer, wearing boxer ey's worth. Rock n' Roll man! Do you think that is accurate? shorts, a Killing Zoc face mask When the band finished their Dug: I don't think that is very and marching like Frankenstein set, the audience pounded beer accurate at all! screeched "lets sec you people bottles and ash trays on the tables, Q: Damn!! MASH" (the original term for screaming for more. The Smalls Dug: Ha, Ha, Ha! We have all Dug: Yeah. it's about moshing. Some people mosh) and proceeded to galli­ entered quickly to play a couple been schooled as jazz musicians at Q: Getting back to Lethbridge, still think it's about violence. They vant around the dance floor like more tunes, opening with a cover one time or another. Our music is what do you think of the music just don't get it. the Toxic Avenger, letting of the Pretender's "In the Middle no doubt heavy like you say but scene here? Q: Any plans for touring outside everyone know that the show Of the Road" which really got not in the same sense as I Mother Dug: Really good! of Canada? had definitely begun. A couple everyone going. Earth. We definitely have a metal Q: Do you not get the impression Dug: We have a few dates set in numbers into the set the MASH­ Around 1:30 am it was all over, influence but it's more like that people would rather go the the France and possibly Germany but ING was well under way and the air was filled with that mono­ Motorhead Metal than / Mother dance bars than support local nothing is confirmed yet. the audience was treated to the tone post-concert early morning Earth and that whole Toronto talent? Q: Are you currently writing any band's trunk of props ranging bar room babble, randomly scene. Dug: Not at all. There is always new music? from a large foam cowboy hat to interrupted with drunken cackles Q: Speaking of Toronto, I read a good turn out when wc play Dug: No. It takes us a long time one of those crucifix-dagger- and incoherent blurts. "Damn, somewhere that the audience Lethbridge. The only thing is that to write music. We're like sloths sword things. looks like the parties over, cars response in Eastern Canada is the older people here don't really when it comes to that! Shortly after Bloody Worm ringing and all!" somewhat lacking in comparison understand the music. Especially Q: Finally, do you have any left the stage. Field Day got up Before the show started. I had to the West. What do you make of when it comes to attitude about message for the citizens of and did their Pop-punk thing for the opportunity to talk to the this' moshing. Some people still think Lethbridge? about an hour. The first half of Small's guitarist. Dug Bevans. Dug: Wc weren't expecting to Due: Yeah, tell them thanks. their set was somewhat generic take the East by storm. We are a and boring, but things picked up Q: So let me get this straight, are lot better known in Western close to the end. The music got you guys officially from Taber or Canada. The scene in the East is heavier and the MASHING Edmonton? different from what is going on Movie Mill Listings SHOWTIMES IN EFFECT: Friday Sept 20-Thurs. Sept 26 [^ Pj resumed! Dug: Edmonton. Originally two here and in Vancouver. Toronto A wee bit after midnight the of the guys were from Taber, one and those kind of places are about CHAIN REACTION (PG) 1:30:4:15:7:10:9:30 K«»in.. Smalls entered the room and was from Grande Prairie and I'm five years behind Ihe West. When Reeves & Morgan Freeman star n this action thriller! ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIQ(G) 1:40; 4:25Martin opened their set with " Never from Leduc. you say "Metal" there, people cringe. For instance, name a Metal Landau &Jonathan Taylor Thomas star in this live-action version o( Be Ready" off of the recent " Q: Has growing up in a rural Pinocchio. Magical! Waste and Tragedy", their third environment had an effect on your band from Toronto. fJIOE'S APPARTMENT(M) 9:45 Only. MTV's 1st movie release. Immediately people hit music? Q: I don't know. Uh, Helix! delivers "Sex. Buns @ Roek 'n Roll". the dance floor and did this Dug: Definitely. Dug: No, more like Skid Row ! COURAGE UNDER FIRE(M) 1:20; 4:00: 6:55; 9:35 flailing, psychedelic mosh thing Q: How so? Q: That whole 80's glam thing Coarse Language & Violent Scenes. Denzel Washington & Meg which seemed appropriate. Dug: Myself, I grew up in the oil eh!?! Ryan. "A Medal For Honor. A Search for Justice. A Battle for Truth". THE NUTTY PROFESSOR(M) 1:40: 4:25; 7:15; 9:40 Eddie Murphy stars in this remake of the Jerry Lewis 1963 classic. Rocking at the Barn: The Kill Joys and Starkicker HOUSE ARREST(PG) 1:35; 4:20; 7:10 Jamie Lee Curtis This Saturday, September 21 will and Kevin Pollak. "Home is where the hostages are! be a night oi' rocking at L.C.C's KAZAAM (PG) 1:45;4;30;7:15;9:15 college bar, the Barn. Ontario's NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal stars as a genie with an Altitude! Starkicker (with songs like "Get Up" MISSION IMPOSSIBLE (PG) 1:35; 4:20;7:05;9:45 and "Neil Armstrong") will join The Kill Joys ("Soaked") and The Violent Scenes Tom Cruise stars in this thriller! "Two Thumbs Up" Limblifters in concert at the 8pm THE ROCK (M) 1:15:4:00; 6:45;9:30 show. Tickets to the event are just Strong Violence & Language.Stars Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage & $10. each, and are available at Ed harris. "The thrill-ride of the year!" Lethbridge Community College's TWISTER (PG) 1:25; 4:05; 7:00:9:25. Experience the dark Student Association office. Call side of nature in this summer's HUGE adventurepiclure 329-7250 for more information. rom the producers o( "JURASSIC PARK " and the director oi SPEED' i 381-MILL 1710-MAYOR MAGRATH DRIVE SOUTH

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Saul 1996 was a big year for the the U of L have been included, as Another was contained in a tape published essays titled 'The is preaching to the reader, Southern Alberta Art well as other local artists. recording, and visitors were Unconscious Civilization', but it is not an T am right, Gallery(SAAG); it marks twenty At first glance, the objects in encouraged to borrow Walkmans were featured on the 1995 and you are wrong' type of years of serving Southern ihis exhibit appear to have no from the front desk to experience Masscy Lecture scries on CBC preaching. The sermon is Albertans. Currently on display is relation to each other. Sensually the work while walking through program 'Ideas'. You know actually a plea for the reader a show entitled "Looking Back IV: draped cloth sculptures vie for the adjacent park. CBC, the public corporation to become the true personi­ 1991-1995," reflecting on the attention with semi-abstract On top of this indoor exhibi­ taking a merciless thrashing in fication of something that fourth five-year period in gallery paintings and an "umbrella" made tion, there arc many more reasons the latest round of Federal only knowledge and democ­ history. This show has brought of dangling paper label tags. to visit the SAAG. "Nature cuts. These essays are a racy can create. Similar to together a wide variety of art Ifyou look up, an entablature Redux." an outdoor sculpture collection of ideas and specu­ the philosophy of Zack Del works to give a glimpse of what made of plaster and horses' teeth exhibition, is still showing in the lations about the economic, a Rock, Saul desires the has passed through Lethbridge. looms over your head. The surrounding Gait Gardens. socio-political, and psycho­ reader to "take the power The SAAG as an institution is common thread that connects Indoors you can view artworks logical situation in Canada and back!". unique in Southern Alberta. Their these various pieces is the artist. which will be going up for auction abroad. Even though this book is mandate is lo present to the public Each of these artists is among the September 28, along with vacation Saul first lures the reader in thick with academic termi­ the most recent and high quality best in his or her chosen field. The packages, gift certificates, and with witty dissections of nology such terminology Canadian art. As such, their works presented will not tell a more. Works that range in value contemporary attitudes and adds to the power of the displays arc usually not made up linear story of progressions in art, from $30 to $2000. It's a nice beliefs. After rocking you off message, due to his rever­ from their own collection. Most of but they will give a sample of the chance to dress up, hear some live balance with a series of ence for language as a the exhibits that the SAAG diversity present today. jazz, and maybe even bid on some humorous lessons, he combos weapon against ignorance, mounts are made up of objects on A couple of general trends also affordable art. As well, every you with academic and and power over propaganda. loan from the artists themselves, emerged, as artists approached the Tuesday at 2 p.m. there are free historical comparisons. The Unconscious Civiliza­ the University of Lethbridge conflict between nature and National Film Board films shown Saul's written version of tion presupposes a familiar­ collection, or other galleries. This technology and the way in which in the Turcotte Library. the 'rope a dope' is more than ity with a wide range of policy allows the public lo enjoy a industry has expanded the limits Make sure to get down to see a cute analogy. He takes the ideas making the reading wider range of truly edge-cutting of artistic productions. "Looking Back IV: 1991-1995" reader into the world of clarity dense and baroque. art. While the Main Gallery's soon, because it's only up until by providing a vision that cuts This heavy piece of By selecting certain works offerings were alternately mysteri­ October 13. The SAAG is located through political jargon, writing challenges the from the artists featured in the past ous, inviting, and delightful, it was at 601 - 3rd Avenue South, and it transcending the fractional reader to bear all, and wield five years. "Looking Back" has the Upstairs Gallery that was the is open Tuesday to Saturday from thoughts of the politically concepts like a mental Atlas. managed to capture some of the real attention grabber. The pieces 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., and correct, into the eyes of The Unconscious Civiliza­ variety and strength of art in there were the most open and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 honesty. Saul's prose is tion is not for the weak of Canada in the 1990's. Represented engaging. For instance, one p.m. sharply effective and he mind, nor for apathy completes his task in a mere personified. It is not liberal Arts & Events Around Lethbridge 190 pages, short enough for a drivel, nor corporate by Michelle Matula Tim Watkins, Laurie Walker, and Susan Friday Night Films begin at 7:30 p.m. weekend read. bashing, it is an honest Entertainment Editor Shantz. Free admission. Not unlike a swift slap in perspective, and a heart felt Until Oct. 20, at the Bowman Arts Sept. 20 - Anne of the Thousand Days the face this book's content plea to Canadians. ART Centre, Mothers and Daughters features (1969). Sept 2 29 al the Lethbridge Public paintings and ceramics by Barbara and Henry VIII tosses aside his current Library Theatre Gallery-Hiroshi Tanaka Mary Ann Wilson, and Irma and Melissa spouse for the young beauty Anne Boleyn. 7:30 p.m. Topic: The Age of Innocence to express community solidarity to Shimazaki's exhibit of watercolour scenes. Malkas; plus watercolours by Elizabeth Stars Genevieve Bujold as Anne, Richard , by Edith Wharton. Discussion groups stop violence against women and Aug. 2 - Sept. 29 at the Southern Kirschenmanl and Hiroshi Shimazaki. Burton as Henry, wilh Anthony Quinn and are held at the Lethbridge Public children.Events begin with a public Alberta Art Gallery (S.A.A.G)-an Irene Papas as secondary characters. Library. rally at the Gait Gardens at 7 p.m., outdoor sculpture project entitled Nature FILMS followed by a march to the YWCA, Redux , held in Gait Gardens, features Lethbridge Public Library Theatre LITERATURE OTHER where a celebration with free food, artists Carl Granzow, Bart Habermiller, Gallery. Book Dicussion Group - September 25 at entertainment and child care will be Take Back the Night - Women and held. Everyone is welcome. children unite for a public rally and For more info, or to volunteer celebration. Friday, Sept. 20 the 9th your help, call the Womanspaee DOC HOLIDAYS Annual Take Back the Night Rally will Resource Centre at 329-8338. BATTLE OF BANDS take place. This will be an opportunity Sat. Sept. 21 3:00 p.m. -2:00 a.m. 1216-1st Street South Lethbridge Film Society Changes Schedule Sandra Rocca films have moved to The Movie Staff Writer Mill at 8:30pm. The first film, "Star Maker," will be shown Peace Dogs The Lethbridge Film Society this Thursday, September 19th. Tinkers Dam has made changes to its schedule The cost is $26.00 per student that are worth noting. Throughout for the season or $ 18.00 for 4 Connected Irrelevance the semester the Film Society will film passes. These can be be showing seven films, all purchased at the Students' Disruption sponsored by the Students' Union. Union office. Hope to see ya Rather than being held al the there! Heart Attack Lethhridge Centre at 9:30pm, the Fat Freddies Cat Weed Monkey f Ah Be Normal LOOKING FOR A PART-TIME JOB? BFI G LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE? Syringe WANT TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS? Audience Vote CALL FREE: Barbecjue 3:00 COMMUNITY INFO HOTLINE $ 5 Cover Charge 382-2277 EXT: 12INFO (124636) CRO Applications are now being accepted for the position ol Chief Returning Officer for more information please contact the Students' Union - SU180

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By Stephen Tipper a late goal to give the Pandas a 1-0 rewarded with a goal about half-way goal to make the game more inter­ bone, but is likely to play this Sports Editor lead at the half. through the second half. Kelly esting. weekend. "We regrouped well after the Cameron kicked home a nerve-rack­ "We had a poor final 10 minutes, The Pronghorns women's soc­ first goal," said coach Nancy ing penalty shot alter Chelsea Reidel which was disappointing," said 1996 CWUAA Women's Soccer cer team got off to the start they Thorburn. was chopped down in the box. Thorburn. "This win is a morale Standings (as of September 15, were looking for in their first two The Horns kept at it until the "It could have changed the mo­ booster for us." 1996) games in Ihe Canada West Univer­ Pandas scored the second goal. mentum had she (Cameron) The Pronghorns did pick up University G W L T FA P sity Athletic Association "We gave up after they scored missed," conceded Thorburn. some injuries over the weekend Alberta 2 1 0 12 0 4 (CWUAA), losing 2-0 to the Al­ the second goal," said Thorburn. Cameron's game winning goal though. Starter Heidi Meszaros tore Calgary 2 1 0 110 4 "Wc talked about the match after­ berta Pandas last Friday and then came with about 10 minutes to go. her knee against the Huskies, and UBC I I 0 0 10 3 beating the Saskatchewan Huskies wards, and it (the match)was a big Chelsea Morris made an excellent could be out for a couple of weeks. Lethbridge 2 I 10 2 3 3 2-1 on Sunday. help for us against the U of S." pass into the box to Cameron, and Joanne Wolochaly suffered a seri­ Victoria 1 0 10 0 1 0 Cameron made no mistake from In Edmonton the Horns battled Alter conceding an early goal to ous concussion in the first pre-sea­ Sask. 2 0 2 0 13 0 the Pandas, who finished third in the Huskies against the play of much close in. son game, but may return this week­ Canada West last year, for 40 of the first half, the Pronghorns con­ The Saskatchewan Huskies in­ end to play Calgary. And Michelle scoreless minutes before allowing tinued to plug away until they were creased their level of play after the Ratkai may have a crack in her shin- Pronghorn men's soccer team nothing to show for efforts By Stephen Tipper tion Association (CWUAA). scored an early goal in the second ence for us," said Bardock. "We of a road point when Saskatch­ Sports Editor These were the first two games half to go up by two goals, but Steve showed we can compete with the ewan scored a goal in the 89th of the CWUAA season for the Pike of the Horns replied later in the best team in the conference." minute, against the flow of much The Lethbridge Pronghorns Horns. Their match against the sec­ half to make the score 2-1 Bears. On Sunday, the Horns took on of the second half. men's soccer team lost by scores of ond best team in Canada last year, The Horns took the play to the the fifth-place team from last year, 1996 CWUAA Men's Soccer 5-1 and 2-1 to the Alberta Golden the Alberta Golden Bears, was the Bears for the next 30 minutes, but the Saskatchewan Huskies, a team Standings (as of September 15, Bears and Saskatchewan Huskies Horns' first match of the season. Alberta scored three late goals to that Lethbridge is capable of beat­ 1996) over the weekend, putting them in The match was tight until the secure the win. ing. University G W L T F A P last place in the six-team Canada second half, with the Golden Bears "We had a strong second half, we Chris Dietzen gave the Horns an Alberta 2 2 0 0 7 2 6 West University Athletic Associa­ holding a 1-0 half-lime lead. Alberta really showed signs of character," early lead when he scored in the sec­ Calgary 2 1 10 3 2 3 said coach Randy Bardock. "The ond minute of play, but Saskatch­ Sask 2 1 10 2 3 3 team did their job well." ewan equalized late in the first half. Victoria 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 "It was a good learning experi­ The Huskies robbed the Horns UBC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Lethbridge 2 0 2 0 2 7 0 STUDENTS Cart the men's soccer team get out of the gutter? By Stephen Tipper That said, the Horns can make best teams play as a team. They Sports Editor improvements in many parts of their play to their strengths, and they Run on over to own game. The team scored a league exploit the weakness. It's one part Vital Signs and The Pronghorns men's soccer low five goals last season and con­ of the game the Horns need to take advantage of team has been at the bottom or near ceded 41 in 10 games last season. work on if they arc to be success­ their awesome the bottom of the league tables in They won only one game the entire ful in the 1996 season. The play­ price for black & the Canada West University Ath­ season, and finished last in Canada ers have played one year longer, white photocopies letic Association for a while now, West last season. and the Horns should benefit and there doesn't appear this year Preparation is an important fac­ from the experience. It's never will be any different. tor to winning in the Canada West. easy to compete on a losing team, Competing with larger univer­ Five home games and five away but the team may have learned sities like UBC and Alberta has al­ games in seven weeks means the something from the experience. m$ i COPY ways been tough for Lethbridge players have to be sharp and in It's even harder getting use to los­ teams (not just soccer), who have a shape every time they play, or else ing, and it's a hard habit to get (White 20 lb. Bond Single Side) larger crop of players to choose not make the two playoff spots that out of. (Offer Valid Until October 15,1996 with Valid Student ID) from when tryouts are held, prac­ the six teams compete for. The The Pronghorns have started tise together for a larger portion of teams practise religiously as a result, slowly again this season. 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years. And since he holds a British records." said Rimmer. because where he has lived most Matt Rimmer passport (making it easier to get into Rimmer". a third year student pf life (Fernie, BC) he had the By Stephen Tipper shape right away because I wanted Europe). Rimmer also wants to at the UofL, believes that the team choice of hockey or skiing, and he Sports Editor to play soccer again." said Rimmer. watch the World Cup in France in will get better this year and in the choose hockey. Since most of the Born in Wigan, England, ihe 1998. coming years, and that there is a hockey players played soccer in Goalkeeper Matt Rimmer of 22-year-old wants to play soccer in As far as playing for the Prong­ much greater equality in the the summer, he just joined in. the Pronghorns men's soccer team the United States once he gets his horns, he says that it is "really fun." league than last year. He says they Rimmer has been involved in soc­ has come back from adversity to accounting degree at the UofL. "We're a good learn, but com­ have a young team to build on for cer since he was about eight years play soccer, and wants to be in­ "Soccer is a growing sport pared to the other teams we're not the future. old. volved in the game of soccer for down in the States. I want to con­ overly strong, and a lot of people at "Usually, wc were Rimmer has this to say about the rest of his life. tact some teams there, and maybe school don't give us a lot of respect outmatched." said Rimmer. "This playing in goal: "You can't think "I was in a serious car accident become a pro or semi-pro" said and Stuff like that," said Rimmer. year, we have nine starters back. about yourself, you've got to think a couple of years ago, and I broke Rimmer. "The reason for the lack of re­ If wc place top four, that'd be about the team when you're in net. my back in two places, my shoul­ Although Rimmer is English, spect is that it's been a long time great." You've got to really want the ball." der, and my wrist. I got back in he has lived in Canada Cor aboul 16 since we our team had winning Rimmer got involved in sports

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Curling Club wants ntoney By Stephen Tipper per week for 6 sheets of ice that the do that, but it may be able to help pay for all their transportation costs, "We have some good players on Sports Editor Mixed Curling Club rents for two the Mixed Curling Club out by get­ rentals, and other expenses by them­ the club," Cleary said. "Trevor hours. ting them a sponsorship deal. That selves. If Recreation Services paid Armstrong, Shaun Kennedy, and The University of "All we want is Rec. Services or deal may come through Humeur part of the expenses, then the Rugby Dalycc Russel have all been to Lethbridge Mixed Curling Club SU to do is to pay some of our ex­ Design out of Calgary, which is Club would be entitled to the same provincials." is in need of funds to run. and penses." said club president Alison meeting with Recreation Services support, said Halma. The Mixed Curling Club plays they want money from Rec. Cleary. co-ordinator Bill Halma in a couple Cleary points out that curling is Wednesdays at 5-7 p.m. starting on Services or Student's Union to The Curling Club wants to know of weeks. now an Olympic sport, and that October 9. Anyone interested in cover the cost of ice rentals. if they can get some of their ARS Because the club is off-campus, some of the players on the team have joining the Mixed Curling Club can As there are no available fees back from Recreation Services it is more or less responsible for its been to junior provincials. That en­ sign up at Recreation Services (329- curling rinks on-campus or to pay some of the ice rental fees. own expenses. The situation is lik­ titles it to some level of support, said 2706), or can contact Alison Cleary around the university, the Curl­ Rec. Services may not be able to ened to the Rugby Club's, as they Cleary. at 380-3725. ing Club is forced to play at the Civic Ice Centre on 6 Avenue South. Its 40 plus members pay $85 for both Spring and Fall se­ mesters, or pay $45 per semes­ ter. They do not receive any funding to pay the $ 150 they pay Pronghorn Ace of the Week The inaugural Prong­ horn Ace of the Week is striker Kelly Cameron of the women's soccer team. Cameron scored two goals for the Horns on Sunday against the Saskatchewan Flat Rate Huskies. The Horns won the match 2-1. hv pay forlon ^ distance by the minute? Now you ean call virtually everywhere in southern The University of W Ontario, as well as major centres in British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec for London Lethbridge is pleased to ]usi iinc low monthly flat rate. 1 here's no need to switch from your present phone company to take announce that Ace Hard­ advantage oi our incredible savings. And, with our unique Reverse Calling feature, your friends, family Telecom ware will sponsor the and associates can call you FREE from anywhere our service covers. Call today and join the thousands Network Pronghorn Athletes of the of people enjoying the savings and convenience ol I ondonTelecoms™ flat rate long distance. Canada s Flat Rate Long Distance Company week and Pronghorn Athletes of the month. The 1 • 8 O O • 3 6 3 • F L A T

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Please contact Carolyn in the Development Office at 329-2481 or drop resume off at W668. 14 the Meliorist September 19, 1996 S • S P 0 R T S • S P 0 R T S • S P S P 0 R T S • S P 0 R T S • S P 0 R 0 R T S • S P 0 R T S • S P 0 R T S S • S P 0 R T S • S P 0 R T S • S P UPCOMING RECREATION SERVICES Helping students PROGRAMS - .Fall 1996. stay healthy! by Kathy Roth, RN, BN. EVENT DATE TIME LOCATION FEE INSTRUCTOR GUITAR LESSONS Imagine having a mind bending headache, a Beginner Sept. 23 - Nov. 25 6:30-8:00 pm PE 020 $55 Dale Ketcheson sprained ankle, a major anxiety attack, or the Continued Sept. 23 - Nov. 25 8:15-9:45 pm PE020 $55 Dale Ketcheson worst case of strep throat in your whole life COUNTRY SOCIAL DANCE while you arc trying to study for a midterm, or Sept. 23 - Nov. 4 7:30 - 9:00 pm PE 100 $35 ea Arlcnc Ramias-Fix write lhal paper worth 30% ol your finalgrade ! TAI CHI What do you do? 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There will be tables and Sept. 29 6:00- 10:00 pm PE 113 $18 Max Bell Pool Staff displays set up featuring the Student Health Plan STRESS WORKS Oct. 3 - Nov. 7 6:00-7:30 pm PE 207E $40 Jane Legowski (ADMINISTERED BY STUDENTS' UNION), MAINTENANCE & WINTERIZING YOUR BIKE Recreation Services, Counselling Services, and Oct. 5 9.00 am - 12 noon PE 242 Rod Neilson the Health Centre's wide range of Services: REMINDER: Register Early, Many Programs Fill Prior To Start of Class Physician services, Massage Therapy (Igor TO REGISTER/MORE INFO - CONTACT: 329-2706! Stern), Chiropractic (Leslie Aldcorn), Pharmacy Services (Stafford Pharmacy), health education, RECREATION SERVICES CLUBS ACTIVITIES-Fall 1996: Physical TherapyfPcak Physical Therapy), Nursing Services, information on the health EVENT DATE TIME LOCATION FEE INSTRUCTOR insurance mandatory for international students, CURLING CLUB and some health equipment available for loan Leave your name and phone number with Recreation Services, or, contact Alison at 380-3725 from the Health Centre. FENCING CLUB Come on, come all! Win door prizes and Sundays Sept. 22 - Dec. 8 7:00 - 8:30 pm PE 100 $40 Shelley Ross/Kendra Schinkc learn about the health resources available to you HAPKIDO CLUB right here, on our University campus! Mondays & Wednesdays Sept. 16 - Dec. 12 3:00 - 3:50 pm PE200 $40 Kelly Phillip ATTENTION ALL INTERNATIONAL Tuesdays 9:25-10:40 am STUDENTS!!! Wednesdays 6:00 - 7:30 pm On June 26, 1996, the Board of Governors at Thursdays 10:40 - 12:00 noon the University of Lethbridge legislated that all KUNG FU international visa sludents carry mandatory Mon/Wed/Fridays Sept. 16 - Dec. 13 10:00 am- 12 noon PE 200 $60 Tim Green basic health insurance during the period of their Tues/Thursdays 1:00-3:00 pm studies at the University. 1AL KWON DO C We passed this legislation in order to ensure Tuesdays & Thursdays Sept. 17 - Dec. 12 8:30 - 9:30 PE 100 $75 Jessica Rumer that, in event of illness or accident, you have TENNIS CLUB access to adequate and appropriate medical care Sundays Sept. 15-Dec. 8 6:00-9:00 pm Main Gym $40 Jason Blanchette and treatment. This will help make your stay in WOMEN'S ICE HOCKEY Canada worry free and enjoyable. Leave your name and phone number with Recreation Services - Ice time will begin the last weekend of September In order to obtain the appropriate health insurance, please brig your copy of your student TO REGISTER/MORE INFO - CONTACT: 329-2706! authorization to the Health Centre (Su 020). We care about your health! Upcoming Sports Events Friday, September 20 team plays at the UolL field at noon this weekend. (composed of UofL and LCC stu­ College at 11 a.m. and 1:30 p.m. The Pronghorns hockey team plays against the Calgary Dinos. The The hockey team takes to the ice dents) plays at Henderson Stadium The Pronghorns' hockey team in the University of Alberta Golden Horns have a record of 1-1 so far against the UofA in the Golden against Ricks College at 3 p.m. and continues to compete in the Uni­ Bears Invitational against the Sas­ this season, and sit currently in Bears Invitational. 5 p.m. versity of Saskatchewan Huskie katchewan Huskies in preparation fourth place. The Pronghorns hockey team plays Classic. for the upcoming Canada West Uni­ The Pronghorns men's soccer team Sunday, September 22 in the University of Saskatchewan versity Athletic Association season. plays at the UofL field at 2 p.m. The Horns hockey team wraps up Huskie Classic to prepare for the Sunday, September 29 against the Calgary Dinos. The men the weekend against NAIT in the Canada West season. The Pronghorns hockey team fin­ Saturday, September 21 arc in last place right now, but will Golden Bears Invitational. ishes up play in the Huskies Clas­ The Pronghorns women's soccer try to establish themselves at home Saturday, September 28 sic. Eriday, September 27 The Prairie Baseball Academy plays The Prairie Baseball Academy at Henderson Stadium against Ricks

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