Attend Track Meet The at Aud Dance Santa Maria Friday The Polygram Saturday Volume XII SAN LUIS OBISPO, MAR. 10, 1027. No. 11 The Faculty Stages Sacramento Players Visit Diesel Engines— Polytechnic Hand And Old Time Party Express Appreciation School To Have One Firing Squad At Avila "Oh, look ul MIhh Chase!" A very simple, yet very entertain­ Mr. Knott and ,Mr. Warren with a "Where did she K<‘t that, bonnet?" Dr. Crandall tendered the offer of ing affair, wa* the dance given Sat­ number . of the Mechanics students the/Cjimjkrnig Polytechnic Hand am) "Iin’t MIhh Jordan dear?" urday (light February twenty-sixth, 1 motored to Avila last'Sunday after­ a firiqg:*quud of cadets to render a Kuril whispered etnlnnmtloim iih after the game plnyed with 8acr4< noon, to inspect the diesal engines on military salute as the United States llicue were to be heard Friday evening. mentp Junior College. the ()., E, Knud sen, Norwegian oil Hag is raised over the Customs house iih, by the Unlit of the lantern o n tire, — The Athletic Committee, feeling tanker, from Tecapilla, Chile. at Avila, March 11*. porch, our "old fashioned" faculty thrtl it wa* quite nece**nry to give As' the skipper was sick, the Chief The entry of the band and squad, climbed the steps of the Chase home a dance for our gueata, got together Engineer, the only one who could assures the county committee of two mi Monterey Street. a few piece* of music and gave u* a spcjik English, showed them around. musical organizations as the com­ After the ladles had duly examined party. The two engines were or a Danish bined Paso Robles-Atascadero uni­ (he pillow shams and haiid-made Many of our atudent* were absent, patent made in Scotland, Twin engines formed band of III pieces has already quilt*, they came dowmduirH. where by but with *onic of our guest* from the with screw propeller*. The Chief En­ Volunteered its services. the Unlit of candle* and nhliiIiik old High School, the Polytechnic Stu­ gineer showed us the crank case' The bands will play (Turing the ex­ nllver, they joined the gentlemen In a dent* were able to ahow our visitor* which was big enough for a man to ercises attendant bn the dedication of real honeHt-to-KoodneHH npelllnK bee u very enjoyable evening, The Sacra­ stuiill in, while in an auto there is the Customs house at the port. with Captula Deuel and Mr. Walter mento boy* stated that they had been barely room enough for two hand*. Kmltli a* captaliiH of the contending treated nicer and been given u better The cylinders are 25 .inches in di­ Poly Y to Sponsor Hide*. Dr. Crandall pronounced the party here than at any other school ameter and have a 11 inch stroke, word*, mill the two Mr*. Smiths proved they hud yet visited, while in an auto the cylinders are 3 Student Handbook to be the be*t speller*. It' wp* very thoughtful of the inches iii diameter und hnve J** inch The\ California Polytechnic Hi Y After rhurade* and . similar game*, Athletic Committee to sponsor the Stroke. The engines hnve six cylinder* Club is working on a handbook for the the guest* were entertained by an dance, for the player* appreciated it each and 11(00 horse- power. \ / school. Polytechnic has never had a uiiguNt company of actor*. While MIhh greatly. Mr.-Knott was especially interested Handbook and the need of one is Jordan read the story of "lairhlitvar," in the engines ns the schopl power quite urgent a* students are ulwuys It wa* dramatically acted by Mr. Hath* Dehate—Philippine pliiut is to have one similar. asking about certain events connected bone a* “young Lorhlnvnr," Mr*. Smith The oil tnnkcr was loading oil ami with the school, John Pimuntel and, a* the blaalilag bride, Mr. McFarland Independence they could see them filling one cuin- Earl William*, editors of the Poly-,’ A meeting of the Debating Club purtment at a time. She carries gram and Kl Rodeo, have been chosen a* the rejected lover, Mr. ikmnlhg a* was held in the assembly room, on by the Hi Y to edit thi* hook. the father, and MIhh Curse us the stern approximately H5000 barrels of oil for mother. The play wa* a huge success the evening of the 27. All were anx­ cargo, 2500 barrel* for her boilers, ious for the meeting to begin for (he. and JOUU bun el* for her engines. U Poly Hand At Edna leavlug the tuuchur* weak .with laugh­ question of Philippine Independence ter. A* one teacher mild. "I never takes her about . 10 hours to load. As The California Polytechnic Hand was to be debated. she sails at the rate of about 12 played muny pleasing selections at laughed *o much In my life!" The question as stated wus, "Re­ To the tune of Mr*. Drown'* fiddle, knots, she will he in New Zealand in the Edna Farm Center celebration at solved that the Philippine* should ulmut 20 to 25 day*, Trinity Hull, Thursday night, Marcn the gue»t» topped a real idd-faHhloned have their independence,"' with Wil­ Despite the f*ct that most of the •7. , "i.... fea*t with MongH and round*, and It lard and Beatrice Stout upholding •words were in Norwegian, the stu­ wa*^ wltji real regret that the good­ Farln Advisoj; Talbot gave a brief the affirmative: and Mary Elizabeth dents hud lots of fun translating them, summary of the pig feeding contest night Konga were *ang ami the lust Parson* and VeH Amend on the especially " motorskiebot" and "mas- thut closed in January. candle blown out. negative. The negative side won the kenist.” A. J. Rathbonc, head of Poly’s \g ■ debate by a mjority of \ over 1. Those visiting the ship were Mr. department, urged the poultry men to The Poly Journal The debate being over, the meeting und Mrs. Knott, Mr. und Mr*. Warren, sell their eggs through the poultry Becomes “El flodeo” was called to order by the president., ami the following students: Juck Hil­ association. The El Rodeo i* to be the official Verl Amend. The name und purpose lings, Otis Stivcrson, William Fred­ Reverend l.eland Kuthbone, father name of the California Polytechnic of the dub was discussed, but no rickson, Victor Pickens, Gaston ,K*co- of A. J. Rathhone, gave a very inter­ Journal wa* determined by u mujority tinul decision wa* reached. bosa, Charier Demurest* and \ May esting talk on. the value of getting vote of the Student Body at aaaembly, Miss Knox brought up the question PreWer. back of a communitv program of Wedne*ly Y Organized Kighctti, and Fair pluns were more the winning name. * •* ;» -.i- . - ■ - ---- ' 'carefully discussed. Other name* presented for the vote The Poly Y hus hud several meet­ At the close of the meeting, excel­ of the aaaembly were "The Bound-up" Yes, My Dear Gaston ings. and is now well under wav. The lent refreshments were ncqvcd by the and "El ('amino." Theae two, with "My dear Alphonse, I insist that duh consisting of fourteen charter furm home de|Mutmcnt*. "El Rodeo," were aelected by the com­ you take this live dollars for your member*, their leader, Dr. Hen R... mittee from a lint of about fifty hand­ story," said my dear Gaston. Crandall, und Mr. Prescott W. Thomp­ ed in by variou* Htudent*. "No, I Insist that you tuke it, your son, school business manujfer, and FaPm ('enter Entertained Prevlou* to. the voting, there, wa* story wus really the best, Alphonse.” Mr. J. 6. Hall, as ussistunt leaders, Closely following the interesting quite a discussion In regard to huv* "All right, my dear Gaston, you have formed the body of the club, its program given the other members of ing the »ame name a* a certain high tuke the money for the poem then," luws, and constitution. They expect to the Furm Center by the Freshmen, •chool and university of the atate, hut returned my dear Alphonse. | vote in new members of the student when Dr.-Crandall addressed the hoy* alnce we are the only achool of thi* If you write the best story we will body in the near future. on the "Value of Economics," and WP* to adopt thl* name, the name give it to you, and the money for the The Poly Y i* the first of its kind gave them u generous serving of l.’e- El Rodeo" waa choaon for the An­ second host to him, and the poem on the California Polytechnic campu*r ercum und calte, the Sophomores en­ nual. _ money to her, or if you are real This duh will perform many duties; its tertained them on Murch 3. clever at it ul I, perhaps you cun huve members are out for all that is in it. Two good speakers were obtained, Ajf News Broadcasted ull the prizes. Pins, with guard and chain, huve been Mr. Hayward, Chief lunger of San Come on, student*, turn in stories ordered. Luis Obispo County Forest Service, Every week the Ag department i* and Reverend Rathhone, of northern sending Ag new* of 100 word* or lea* and poem* for “ El Rodeo” to Jerry, Polytechnic boy* who are not mem­ Mis* Corse, or Earl; ber* should tuke the opimrtunity of California. After some very interest- to the Farm Bureau hrondcaating attending the open meetings of the ing-talks hy these men, the boys and •Utlon at KUW, San Joae. HID pierce: Say, loud me four bits their guests witnessed a very interest­ following ia the new* Item mailed duh. , __ In eul on. ing contest, namely, a greased pig to them on March 7, 1027: Hd. Smith: M'gosh, don't you know Keep I hat school girl complexion out contact. Happy Smitson carried oil ‘The California Polytechnic Insti­ you'll break your teeth. of the rain. the honor*, and the greased pig. tution, San Lui* Obispo, offer* a Ice Cream and cake were served at "pedal opportunity ubout April drat the dose of the meeting. tor any young man without moana i ,.------— - ...... ******* • • •* who want* to diacover whether he would make good Ht poultry ruiaing. * New Fl*g / n ir n leaae form, the CnlT- As promised earlier in the year, a jornia I olytechnic will, at the inatitu- BIG DANCE banner would he given to the best tlon at San l.uia Obiapo, furnlah in- drilled platoon. The first platoon of cubator and egga to hutch 2,000 Company H won the banner. The u V**' *J1<1 will give free inatruction March 11, 1927. memlier* of the platoon decided to buy in brooding and feeding the chicka. a much needed school (lag, and the ♦..in,, “How the atudent oppor- Civic Aud, npmc* of the forty members of the jL 'y to leant how to do thl* kind of winning platoon will be put on the ork and will, In the courae of a few staff of the new Hag. iifi l Provide th e' atudent with Everyone Come and Learn k, m *K nt liberty to take Kit-Hut Discusses Barrie home with him," The Kit-Rat Club will meet with Miss Knox Monday evening at the Play Repeated The "PERCOLATORDANCE” Firxen apartment*. Mis* Knox will Ul3[* Pj l!*a Polytechnic atUdenta ' lead the dwcussiun of the writings of I " it J hn ‘Hrectlon of Mra, Evabelle Admission 50c James Mathew Barrie, ‘‘Th«' Little Mia- We congratulate Dr. and Mrs. Wil­ " , "‘'“y ,nl«:ht' Thla little one- Imported Orchestra der on the arrival of a young s'ou, iL Ip ^ ^a* given at the meeting of John Webster. It was too had he did A. JJfJli Lu,’, Paront-tenchera’ hot come March II, for then when he inv w«n, vn' l)U|,i,H pnrtlcipai- Bring Blondes, Brunettes, or Red-Headed Mamas i* Inaugurated, as President it would r>?—A-e \ l*un Kmmona, Delia Krvlng, have been on hi* birthday. UeateuT u.^0UK<'' Florence I’araon.i, “••trie* Stout, and William Duffen. T H E POLYGRAM

THE POLYGRAM POLY CHATTER STUDENT OPINION • - EDITORIAL STAKP- Kitt-or-in-chief...... •...... John. Pimentel Associate Editor...... Mi.y Prewar We wonder If Smithy’s mind Is fall­ THE BAND ing that he doesn't know when break- e How mttelrdo w e iq.niri'ddUi out stu­ l ' DEPARTMENTS - I'nsP-qpihciifT'-Mure heR-nkei, please." dent hand? News...... a . . , . . . . . ' ...... Carolyn Mercer • • • F eatures...... ’...... ; ...... Florence Lee These students don’t lic.-et ’dally mi l H um or...... , ...... Guston Escobosa (’apt. Deuel played a line game (fur on one or two night- of due w.ecl. for Hoys’ Athletic#...... John Pimentel the Dorm) In umpiring the Dorm vs. ^ fun. I wonder how often w-- iDv ilieso .Barracks game. The Dorm won! fellows a chance to pIhj n-fore the - REPORTERS • » • public- or our adult ut usMimldlc.i, nut. Organizations . Vuun Emmons Santmy Weir and several Poly Sun­ vei y-¥t i-iiv Of i-olM-se, i lu- lun.l is no, Dramatic#.. ,7 .7 ’."'; 17v...... •...... ; ...... Geraldine Cowell perfect, none are. lint if we give the Exchange#...... Shirley Dunning day night theater goers are saving * i -11.11 |n*nales for tickets tu Honolulu. fellows «> job annually. Lit-y ought to Dorm C lu b ^ ...... f f ...... William T. Swam The hulu-httlu dancer one Sunday feel as If they were mol" Important ” Aud Club...... ; ...... Gaston Escobosa proved to he very attractive to them. and we Would heur stupe ivnl gor-d Amupola Club..;...... Velma Sturgeon music. Suppose we lut\< ini In-id play Ag Club...... '...... Roy Bradley They went at 4:00 and left at III30. v ■> • • • at least two short ’pieces or one1 long Galley Slaves...... , ...... Edward ' Smith one for each ass' iibly, except for Barracks ...... *...... Earl Williams Poor Scotty still believed some of the fun started by Able In the Print- . II- till assemblies I ii'lled over lo visi­ BUSINESS STAFF shop. If you don't believe It’ ask ons There ts plenty to lie promoted Circulation M anager., ...... Doris Wcstendorf Pauline, Cupid, or Barnes. from quantity to better quality. Our Advertising Manager.y...... Elmer Tognazzini • • • studeqt assoi IntIoiih .and classes could FACULTY ADVISERS Wlmt kind of a mixture do the Ag. ask the hand to entertain n portion of .Miss Stella Curse...... > ...... Journalism boys feed their little pigs? After see­ the time' of their entertainments. If Mr. 0. K. Breuss;...... Printing •you take this Into consideration, and ing Poly'# new .liizz Pigs, we wonder put ypiirself In tludn place, reading ■J MECHANICAL STAFF what will happen next. • • * little iiionoloiioiis notes and playing Linotype Operators...... Florence Cubitt, Doris Wcstendorf wind Instruments which lake good Pressmen ...... i ” ...... Kurl Williams, Don Williams, John Pimentel What we wonder Is, will Pete get a wind pressure and tires the lips, you gold tooth or will he have tliein all will feel und realize how we can help .KritcrtHl us stcoml-uiiiNs mutter Oetohcr 22, 1U2’», nt the post office «( San Lot*. Obispo, Culifor- pulled out and false teeth made? niii, under th# Act of March 3, 1HTW, • * • the ImmLand Improve It , A Li-weekly publication Usiictl by the California Polytechnic School, San Luis Obi po, California. . The only trouble with those chicken Altai, last lint not least, support the, Subscription, one dollar n year. Slnicle copit*, ten cento* hand lender, who gives-Ills (Inn- to In­ Printed by the California Polytechnic School Print Shop, dinners they have been having Is that most of us feel slighted that we struct the students and to try to help weren't invited. them see where they cun Improve., EDITORIAL • • ■•? -from ■tmrnvoling." - day avaulug, and returning home Sun- lie will make a sailor yel. day. No, the most of us use our heads correctly. It is a thinking machine. •_ • • DORM DOINGS Everyone thinks, some think very seldom, other# think quite often. But do The Cuptnin Is wearing a smile Now thnt we have beaten the Bar­ you always work this valuable machine for the-right purpose? Why not be again, since his "Batching” days are over. Mrs. Deuel nnd daughter Pauline racks at "their giime" ‘of Indoor-base­ wiser constantly? Make that head work hard and fill it with knowledge to'rU l-ctirmed from n trip to Sun Jose Fri­ ball; we’ve about decided to ask them utmost cupacity. —> day afternoon. to come put In iIn- open and play "our Later, when you go to college und are among strnnge students, well game" or baseball. . ------* * * rend and experienced young men and women, you will be very thankful that BARRACKS BREEZES A very Important Dorm meeting was you dan use that machine. If you can not think you will he embarrassed quite Funny things happen someflmes. held during the last week and the main often, for the person who can think and express himself needs no other path There surely miiBt lie "Spooks” .In the topic that was considered was the con­ to popularity. • Barracks. Last Monday night Britt struction of a dam on the creek in Poly nnd Smltsou eaiue hack from the Dorm Canyon for swimming 'hiscoming In an English class a few days ago, a student was culled upon to recite meeting to fhid their room turned bot­ season. It was also decideil-to nsl< the upon-* very simple assignment and was not prepared. He made an excuse tom side up, and not n single feflow -Civic And and town hoys -to join in that he had no time to go to the library the night before. A student whispered, knew a thing al>6ut It! It's funny how with ns. Mr. Thompson, the now Imsl- things will happen without the help of "Don’t these kids over hink, or read, anyone could ell something about that.” lu-K.ima nager, wus iitrloduoad and some person! ' gave iis a very short talk. Had he been uhle to use that thing above his neck that he callbd his head, he • • • • * • would have been uhle to report on what he alrendy knew on the'suhject. Have Patti Dr Witt was the victim of a "Hey you!" roared Hruttuln. "That's you ever had this very thing happn to-you? Any teacher would likely grade nice full through the "frame of his bed. wind i u,y!” put | ii our Jit tie friend. He came out of ids room, stepped 111 for thinking. You just forgot that your head wus put there for a definite Boon. "Haven't you.any more sense Ids bed (full of grass), laid down and than thut?" was what Joe Gyorgy hail purpose. — i "hang" he was lying on the floor. to put forth. "Oh! What Is If to you,’’ \our spine won’t unravel; it’s fastened securley. Your ears will stay apart, Some mlaehlevlniis fellows took the eaiue meekly front Itoherts, "It Isn't they wouldn’t he there If your head wasn’t there. Use your head for a thinking. braces off his bed, and tied It up with harming anything. Is It?" 'This scene string, and Paul weighing more than a occiircd early One Xiiornlng and Rob­ G. C. couple of pounds—accidentally hud a" erts Is guilty for tire crime; Boon Is full; Dr. Crandall Is able to give In-, suing and Gyorgy and Brnttnln nre the foviuutlou as to who the guilty are. witnesses ns they ‘had thy-lr heads out Journalism Class of their windows looking into other Let’s Go There Is a great future In the way of peoples' business. (For further par­ Visits Telegram In the last issue of the Polygram, paint lug, predicted for a few fellow s ticulars, see II. Roberts.) Fifteen future • California journal­ I noticed thnt a member of the staff over here. They have u can o f yellow * • • had an article written relative to the ists and prrptn-*T-chnpcroncd by Miss paint: and It 1b strewed from Happy’s Joe Gyorgy. Roger Burlim and Kelly Curse visited the Tribune-Telegram beautifying of our wonderful rolling Ford dear to the end of the Barracks. hills, by plunting flowers. Have you Craig s|«-nt the week-end .at tlu-ir plant on Friday afternoon, March Most every door knob has been paint­ homes. fifth, for a practical demonstration of ever stopped to look around at our ed. nud Just la-fort^..tin- owner has * * * the various steps in newspaper work. campus setting? Not a more ideal arrived to open K up, If any of the Thy students were shown through the place can he found. Set in the midst What! Is OUT filciuf 'M'ncniisrtrms'' Barracks fellows cquie to school with lii love! We hear that he* has been Job-dcpurtment as wall as through of surrounding hj|l» and peaks, our yellow' hands, don’t accuse them of the Trihone-Telegram plant and also campus calls to lovers of Nature. If giving; nice red roses to a little San smoking: they’ve Just been a victim or Luis girl. Now Hurry, don’t do any­ watched the four hundred copies of any beautifying is to be done, why a painted door knob. the county edition run off the press. not start with mir own surroundings? ♦ • thing Hint we wouldn’t! Our hills could he made more coloifful. , * * * The electrical device which types l’alfour Craig Is now a member ■>( If any of you Outsiders are ever In the news as it comes over the wire A couple of years ago a small col­ the Barracks. He moved from the And. was of special interest to the class as lection was taken, up amongst the stu­ the Dorm oti Tuesday evenings and for no reason at all. so he says??? We hear a hell ringing, don’t get alarmed it is different from anything they had dents of the school to buy California Ihllili lie’s been a naughty little hoy, seen before. Thia telegraph news is Poppy seeds with which to plant u and think that there Is ft.fire; It Is Just and they had to move him out of town Lietenant (Lnundryinair) .Unhide try­ sent here from I.os Angelo# office of Bloek-P on one of the hillsides. After to resist the great temptations he the United Press. There a man types the seeds were purchased and every­ ing to get us to come and gUt our the news on lr machine which has a thing was Met for planting, all was might meet there, and also to throw ’ laundry. him into u real nice croud of young - * * « key board similar to a typewriter. As delayed by heavy rains, By the time fellows. t he touches Khe keys, tiny holes are- the weath»>r permitted resumption of We huve a new lllth- slielk In the made in tape, thus sending the news the tnskiof planting th<- seeds, the • • f Dorm now. Boon was -seen wearing1 over the wire, and is sent out nil over spirit of tlie thing had died. Mr. Cunningham spent the week-end * knickers Sunday. Watch youi *'lrls. _ the country to be used in the news- 1 have the seeds in my possession In law Angeles. He brought hack with now hoys. p ' ,pajK*rs. When It comes from the ma­ nnd will gladly hapd them over to any him tils wife and daughter. It seems * *r * > ‘ chine to the Telegram office, it looks member or group in the school who nice to- get Mrs. Cunningham back Our friend Boon would like to sell again, and we hope she stays with us like ordinary copy, and is ready to la- will «be willing to make good use of this lime, ; *■«** Ills .blpyilBi J.£ anyouc would like to cut to suit thn news need of the day them. — , • • • buy one. see him ahdlil It. Boon think* and community. ’’ < »me on now, let’s see some wide- a lot alMiut that hleych: of his; every The Laldlow machine and the mail­ awake club or association make some­ The Barracks lost a game of Indoor night he puls It under Ills bed very ing list" Were also popular with- thing of thi# for the beautifying of base hull tu the Dorm last Saturday by carefully. : ' various members of the rlass. ; our wonderful campus. a score of '7 "Ifi We think that Is • » • 7 The students sincerely - appreciate Fred Louis.' pretty good' considering life ' Mlnlle-I ~ Kelly Craig has movedtwirk with number of fellows each has to pick Roger itnrum Inroom 2L and J'te the courtesy and consideration ex­ from. tended to them by the Tribune- - Mr Piciihs; Able, leave the room. ./ + * * ■( Gyorgy haa riioyed iffliJ noon's oM Telegram office force. Aide; - Where shall 1 leave. It ? room lit. il(ioii went up into Kelly® \ . , ; i- v Let It rain; I have a boat," ho savs oM-room. ’ r-*» 1 ____ , —•

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SCHULZE BROS.u u l.C L O T II 1 E R S -^ T -T Senior: You know, I Hat chap Is I ho , Until — You're the unly hoy Adler's "Collegian" Clothes Stetson Hats mo«t talented on iho cam pub. He .an that I ever loved. Interwoven Hosiery TOLY UNIFORMS pick up uny miiHloal instrument and Sheley: That’s all right, I don't play on It, except the piano. tuiml beginners. - 782 Higuera Street Fronh: But I Just saw him play that. Senior: Yes, but he can't pick It up. “Fix hayonetls,” roared (he hard- boiled sergeant Hradjey. She: Yes, father wont to Florida T'lcase, sir.'' quuVered the very shv THE BRICK because the winter's here disagreed and simple "I'nconshms" Harry ls*e with hint. there's nothing wrong with mint'." QUALITY SUPER-SERVICE STATION He: I don't see how They dared to. . Cor. Higuera & Nipoma Sts. A Poly girl (telephoning a girl John Mitchell (In Knplish): "The frientll: I'm thrilled (o hear you're All gases and motor oils • Oiling and Washing scene of this story Is laid Ip tip. Mo­ engaged at last. I've always said a E. C. Van Schaick ’22 have desert." ring on the finger Is worth ten on the Hamilton Smith (In muffled tdnetnr phone. "Hot story." Joe Tlcdrow: Where are you going? Jerry (reading front a paragraph on .luck ICwnhl: I am going to the RENETZKY’S Conservation): There can be no great­ hardware store to gel spate Ku Klux er issue in this country than that of metal. Speedy Shoes for Young Men and Women nt Popular Prices conversation. Joe T.: What do you mead', Ku Klux met ul?, Al l) I>01N(JS 736 Higuera St. Pickens and Billings spent last Jack K.: Sheet metal, mini, sheet week-end at their homes in Tulare. metaL • »-■ _ • * * Hoh Wright's dad: Here Is lea dol­ Bob Wright spent Xuturduy and lars, Hold Don't you think I deserve a Sunday in Lbs Angeles as the guest MATHEWS 6 CARPENTER The Rexall Store of Larry Henry. little applause for giving It lo yon 0 • • without being asked for It? DRUGS Principally Hotel Drug Store Mr. Warren is quite happy now that Hoh: Applause? Why, dad, 1 think he has initiated the new Oakland with you desemi.,jin encore! ALSO a snipe hunt. * * * Have you huird this new Jans ver­ STATIONERY------KODAKS------CANDIES------DEVELOPING sion of the funeral march of Chopin? The Aud boys were sad over the It's called "Hearses, hearses, hearses." week-end on account of'ntt automobile running over their pet cat. They were arranging his funerul and everything, Miss Jordan: What would you do If Toasted Sandwiches and when they were going to bury you had an eight sided figure? him, he got up and started walking Slllrley:' Commit suicide! 1 hey are found at across the yard, Who says a cat has GREEN BROS .Miss Chase,: Kenneth, you're a not nine lives? . quarter of an hour lute. DENNIS DAIRY LUNCH K. Sheley: N'ev-er mind. Miss Chatter 894 Higuera St. San Lui» Obitpo Mrs. Warren is planning on taking I'll work twice as fast to make up! ‘Kuppenheimer’ the boys on a picnic Sunday. We have an urtist in room nine. NEW WAY OF TEACHING ENGLISH Nelson Brown is taking art lessons. Yon , see ii beautiful girl walking GOOD CLOTHES • • • down the street. If she Inis silk stock­ ings she Is very "feminine." If she Is The boys in the Aud are showing singular you become "nominative." lots of school spirit and enthusiasm 871 Monterey Street for our dance tomorrow night. Ev­ You walk across The street, changing eryone of thenVi" working hnrd iw the verbal subject," aud then yon Ike- order to put it over. come “dative.” If she Is not "objec­ tive" |u tire “case." you become "plu­ ral." You walk home together. Her Mechanics News Notes mother Is "neiisatlve;” father becomes This year seems to be a big year for "Imperative." You sit down and find BAGGAGE AUSTIN’S the auto shop students. All the stalls her little brother an "(indefinable ob­ AND BUS SERVICE in the shop are full and Mr. Warren ject,''' Yon talk of the "future,"-she Sandwtchci, Coffee, i lot l.unche* has to turn down jobs everyday. changed the "subject" for the "prer­ PHONE 303 Pudding*. Pie* At the present rate of doing things, ent” time. You kiss her nml she favors DAY or NITE ice Cream Mr. Warren ought to turn out a bunch The "masculine." Her pupa Is "pres­ tots Morro St. UppouU Hotel AntUnon Phone 86 868 Monterey Si. of first class auto mechanics, ent" and things are "tense," anil you A few daya ago, Mr. Knott received are a "past participle" after the "active a letter from Alfred Young who grad­ case" Is over. uated from Poly in the class of ’2.r>. Meet Me A1 Young ia working with the General Mr, Dunning is wcuring a long fin­ FITZGERALD & HALL Electric company m the instruction, ger us a result of an accident in the at the motor testing department at Schnec- shop Saturday morning. And he did REAL ESTATE tady, N. Y. Formerly a very active not take the afternoon off! Thut’s Stag Billiard Parlor member of the Mechanics Association, what it means to be u toucher and , LOANS he praises Poly for the things he drawing n sulury! Ask Any Polyite learned here which enabled Him to get INSURANCE INVESTMENTS his job. Mr. Knott’s Electric Shop IV class had a pleasant time a few weeks ugo ELMO THEATRE locating a short in the MO volt line running to the Household Arts build­ HILLS BAZAAR ing, They found that the short wus Friday and Saturday ADRIANCE SCHOOL SUPPLIES due to a rat-in one of the switch boxes. . Mr. Cunningham has been in better Higuera Street 1 humor ever since he had his six new lathes installed. JACKIE COOGAN BOOTERY - With these new lathes, the lathe For your capacity of the machine shop is almost IN doubled, enabling Mr. Cunningham to accomodate many students he thought SHOE NEEDS be would have to drop. JOHNNY GET YOUR ASTON PHOTO SHOP To prevent misuse of the new HAIR CUT lathes, only third and fourth your 760 Higuera St. Kodak developing and printing * t u ** Hre n'k>wed to run them. SAN LUIS OBISPO BRING RS YOUR ROLLS The *a.th‘,s are small bench lathes 733 Iliguern Street with individual motors and are up to date in every detuil. Along with those lathes were ordered several new A. S A U E R CO. chucks which were btully needed in 'he mechanics shop. Groceries and Produce Men's and ItoyVClothing, Furniahin!.* Hat*, C«|ih, Shoes, SAN LUIS BAKERY lll.mkclH, Comfort*, Huitraaea, Trunk* Tu April Fool?? Phone 27 848-860 Monterey . Jbe press Club is having a dinner KHO-NUM Monterey St. April first—no foolin’. Those inter- ARMY GOODS ' Sun l.uio Obispo • „ hand their nuntes to some Patronize - the - Polygram member of the Polygram stuff. Advertisers

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Mustangs Set Hack Seniors Down Juniors Dry Goods and Notions TRACK PROGRAM In a Fast Game Sacramento Panthers SATISFACTION GUARANTEED In the Hint or the hint two-game The Junior Senior buskutbull game, ' KurioM of buKki>n>all~coiiteKt*, the Mus­ 1. Inter-Class Meet—At Poly which wus played lust Friday after­ tangs emerged victorious over the Field, Han l.uis Obispo. Date noon ut the Civic Auditorium before Sacra manta junior CoUOgo uggregu- tentative. an excited und unxious group of loyul o. tion by 28 to 21. Sacramento's hopes 2. County Invitational Meet— supporters, was a thriller from the were crushed by the fast floor work At Poly Field. Schools competing: start to finish. The Seniors were given and accurate basket shooting of the Han Luis, Paso Robles, Tempelton, the edge us they hud u team consist­ Cal I’oly iiuintet. Leading at the hulf Atascadero, Arroyo Grande, Cum­ ing of five regular varsity players L_ 868-872 Higurra Si. by a narrow margin, the Mustangs bria, Hhandon ana Poly. Date ten­ and the Juniors are to be congratulat­ were able to maintain a safe lead un­ tative. ed on the good showing which thuy 3. Four-Corner College Meet— made on this occasion. til the final whistle relieved the fans ,»t Manta Itarburu. Colleges enter­ UNION HARDWARE & rrf any doubfs. The Seniors outplayed the Juniors, t'al I’oly (28) (Hue. J. C. (21) ed: Hukersfield J. C., Han Jose PLUMBING CO. Stale, Mania Durham Stale, and but the letter by dint of hard fighting Rust ...... RF ...... Duncan California Poly. Date tentative. and fust pluying, munaged to run up Johnson Bros. •Schrlaber^ LF Woods I. California ('oust Conference a score which ut times threatened to Our Years of Experience Serving Carter ...... C...... Martin of Colleges on Muy 7th—At New climb a» high us the Seniors' tally. this Community make this Store Truvor KG Stafford Hi Athletic Field, Hun l.uis Obispo. It wus one of the best games of the best suited to fill your wunts. Variun LG Damkrogar Colleges entered: Hukersfield J. seuson and the dribbling; pivoting and Substitutions—Sacramento; Amler- (., Chico State, Modesto J. C., Cal. passing, which was executed in per­ son, Taft, Hidrickson. I’oly: Sinclair, Poly, Han Mateo J. C., Han Jose fect form by both sides, showed some Sparks. State, Santa Rosa J. C„ Santa real ability on the part of the players. Individual scores — Sacramento: The, Seniors had many ehances to Hurbura Stale, and Sacramento score when they messed easy shots, WICKENDEN Damkrogar, H; Duncan, B; Woods, 4; J. C. AND rr— Martin, 1. I’oly: Kust, 13; Truvor, but ulwuys managed to keen a bukot 10; Varian, 4; Schrieber, 2; Sparks, ahead of the Junior's fighting tire. 2; Carter, I. Dorm Wallops Barracks It wus u game worth seeing und •WICKENDEN » Referee—Neunder. Umpire—Carl­ muny times tho Seniors' leud wai son. Last Saturday ufternoon Poly’a threatened. athletic field was decorated by a The gume ended with both teams„ Hart Sc I Milan \ Marx Clothes Last Cage Game is a Defeat number of followers, of the mush bull fighting hurd to udd u few more points Dobbs Hats and Caps game. Thin turnout was in reaponau to the score of 14*12 in favor of the M Holy's valiant Mustangs went to the challenge issued by the Hur- Seniors. Selz Shoes down to defeat In their lust game of rucks boy* to the Dorm boys and both Couch Agosti referreed the gume. the year, played at the Civic Aud­ the challenged and challengers were Poly Uniforms itorium with the Panthers from Sac­ there with enough enthusiasm to ramento JuniorTollege. It was a fust wake the dead. The Hurrucks sound and furious buttle und fans were The niitth inning saw a depressed was manugeil by the valliunt Earl look drawn ucross the fuce* of many thrilled at the closeness of tho scores. Williams, who cuught for the Romnns, The Panthers at one time held .t four Hurrucks pluyers und us each one of during the reign of Ccusur Augustus. the last three stepped to the plate to point leud which was not very safe. The Dorm squad was under the The Mustangs gained steadily until fan the air with the toothpick but, capable management of Johnny Pim­ their knees shook und their eyes were SINSHEIMER BROS. the game ended, 23 to 21. entel, who played fullback on the like burning balls of fire, which could INC. Sing-Sing mess-llpe fpr two ycurs, not see anything but u haze out of New Booster Belts and during which time, he developed which every so often a white streak Ordered by Co-op his wonderful baseball ubility.by using cume towards them: and the thud of SINCE 1876 u stray tuble leg on the heads of his the ball in the catcher’s mit wus the The management of the Co-on store fellow sufferers. unly warning they got that the ball has put in an order for new booster Much could be suid concerning the hud passed near by. .belts and buckles. The new. buckles various members of the teams, but Tho last batter wus retired in quick will be wider than the present ones the reul figure of the game wus the order und when the umpire called and much more attractive. They will umpire. Captain Deuel offered to put an out, he just cuinu to and realised St. Clair’s Confectionery sell for two dollars, belt included. himself in the dangerous position for he wus there. nine innings, and indeed he was re­ The fust und furious game cam* to Newspapers and Magazines ceived with much favor. It behoove* Nearly Sixty Out on end with the Dorm boys ut the Soft Drinks Candies me to say that he did himself much long end of a 5-7 score. Those who For Baseball Team credit in the way he called the close suw it agree that it was a fine game, More thun fifty enthusiastic players ones and ducked the huts that were und great credit Is due the Dorm swarmed the baseball field for opening constantly flying towards his head. squud us they never met this unique practice add tryouts. Baseball coach After the game he was overheard to game before and made a good showing Captain Deuel will have a task select­ say that it reminded him of the game on their first uppeurunce. HARDWARE ing the best players from the.list. he had the privilege of umpiring be­ G. A. ISOLA tween King Solomon’s "Wild Cats" We all think Cap. Deuel umpired n There are many high school stars fine gume und wus very considei-Htu 1033 CHORRO STREET among those trying out which means and King ru t's "Camels" when they were pluying for the championship to consent to do this dangerous task LOCKSMITH that, with last year’s ninp returning, in the fice of so many pop bottles Poly should have a world-beater team. of the Sahara Desert. Incidently the MAZDA LAMPS "Camels” won by a hump. shopped to fit the side of an umpire's All that is lacking is pitchers, but it dome, so with this thought in mind, takes time to groom them and a The game started with the Har^ I wish to thunk him for the wonderful couple of good moundsmen may yet racks squad in the field, and from spirit he displayed on such a critical be found. the time the first bull cume sizziling moment and hope the strain of those The team will take a trip north next across the plate till the last out of nine innings will not in any way CFT1ZENS month to play several colleges. Han the ninth inning, every one was on hinder the development of hia. wonder­ - Juse State and San Mateo are already edge. Vernon Hrown wus the star ful career as umpire. on our schedule. twirior for the Barracks boys and I STATE BANK say, old top, he had n windup that Gordon Hazelhurst, Freshmen Beat Sophomores fairly got our heads dizzy before he would releuse the white pill on it* The Freshmen basketball team won deadly mission. Alba tossed for the A Home Bank For Home their interclass battle from the Soph­ Dorm boys, und the underhand swing omores by 1 to It and earned the right wus second nature to him as he states People torplay the Seniors for the champion­ he always throws u knife into a fel­ Sc r v i cc—C< > u rtc«y—{J u a 1 i ty ship. low with the same motion. Both sides hit quite heavily and Class Pictures quite u few fielding errors were made DRY GOODS Cor. Osos and Monterey During the past few days, most of owing to the great vilocity at which the classes have bedn interrupted by the huge medicine bull traveled after WOMEN’S AND CHILDREN’S students coming and going. The cadse being socked by one of these heavy is Lynn Broughton of the Poly office hitters. Hilly Pierce, however, wus WEARING APPAREL AND force in his capacity us campus _lhp *tar batsman of the game, muking photographer.1 n . With 1his ' camera, he one home run und severnl long hits ACCESSORIES has been taking picture. ieture arterafter picturen which helped to dishearten the chal­ THE WHITE for our school annual, “El Rodeo." lengers. 7« HIGI IKK A HT. HAN IJJW OUIMI'O The Dorm boy* made a ninth inning With sigh after sigh, I.jynn forsook rally out of each time at the hat, and HOUSE his camera, to try to make the girls managed to collect more than their look solemn and the hoys pretty, but share of the hits which earned for The Homept Quality all in vain. _Thc(boy* would grin and It Pays to Trade at the girls must giggle. them every run they got. Due to J TOGNAZZINI, Prop several errors which were only ac­ Lynn is shooting the.'sm aller countable t<> the immense size of the BEKKEMEYER'S Groceries, Prults, Bakery Goods, groups. Larger groups will lie taken bull, the Hurrucks collected several later by Mr. Aston. ' . unearned runs which enused the Dorm MARKET Household Hardware Watch the . bulletin hoards for players to tighten up and the fast announcements. , run scoring stopjred in u hurry. 1023 Chorro St* Phone 8. Phqnos 5* and 55 Van LmIs Obispo. Cal

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