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Jonathan Poet However, the administration struck a deal with the One has been taking steps to avoid ing at other alternate housing MANAGING EDITOR was not fully prepared for the Franklin Town apartment com­ last-minute problems. arrangements. It expects to have The University’s five-year influx of students in September plex at 17th and Callowhill Van Rensselaer Hall was Van Rensselaer, One Franklin slump in enrollment made a turn 1996. At the start of the school Streets to house nearly 70 stu­ therefore approved for renova­ Town and all other housing for the better this past fall, with year, about 225 students were dents there. tion by the Board of Trustees in options available during the freshman enrollment increasing without traditional dorm rooms Meanwhile, the University of December. Scheduled to be spring housing selection period. 37 percent over last year’s. The on campus. About 65 students agreed to house ready by the start of school in It is probable that singles will not a d m in is tra tio n is p re d ic tin g a were placed into residence hall about two dozen students in one September, the dorm will house be offered next year and likely similar enrollment trend for at lounges or put in triples in the o f its dorm itories. about 185 students in suite that Towers will not remain an least the next five years and is dorms, while 66 students were With a freshman class of arrangements. Drexel plans to upperclassmen-only dorm. taking measures to be prepared housed in the University City about 1,800 expected again for continue its relationship with Elsewhere on campus, the for the additional students; Sheraton. The University also September 1997, the University One Franklin Town and is look­ See Six month review on page 3 Herrion New Weight Room GLBD declines wins job at award Anh Dang Rutgers NEWS EDITOR For the first time ever, the r/ie men's basketball Gays Lesbians and Bisexuals at Drexel student organization was coach might still be named “Outstanding Overall Performance/Student Group” by courted by other the Gay News dur­ schools. He says ing its 20th annual Lambda Awards. money is not a factor. The awards honor Delaware Valley leaders who contribute to Nick DiFranco the gay and lesbian community. TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER The winners were voted by Gay In a move that surprised many News readers. in the local college basketball “We are honored to win the community, men’s basketball award,” said GLBD President Head Coach Bill Herrion Heather Thompson. “We have declined a job offer on March 28 had a lot o f good program m ing, from Rutgers University in New but we were also up against other Jersey. Acceptance of the offer student groups who are just as would have meant the end of a active.” six-year run for Herrion at Thompson noted that GLBD D rexel. is completely run by students, Herrion, who in his six sea­ while other universities often sons as Dragons head coach provide staff to support their gay never failed to reach the confer­ and lesbian groups. ence tournament final game, In the past year, GLBD held a refused to comment on the exact series of well-attended lectures nature of the offer from Rutgers. and discussions on issues such as “Money was not the factor,” said sexual identity, same-sex rela­ Herrion. “If it was, we wouldn’t tionships and eating disorders. It be having this conversation.” also sponsored social events such The Rutgers athletic depart­ as m ovies and dances on c a m ­ ment offered Herrion a salary of pus. See Herrion on page 2 Senior Associate Dean of Students Dr. Carol Smith said, “It’s a great milestone for the Noah Addis The Triangle group. They have been effective Men's basketball team manager Vinnie Chawla works out in the new varsity weight room that was added in the Physical in reaching out to the students.” Education Athletic Center. It is located on the west side of the gym's main lobby. All equipment in the room is new. See GLBD award on page 2 Book truck absent at Drexel this term Anh Dang Services, his com pany “had d iffi­ book information to outsider Dale in January. NEWS EDfTOR culty getting [textbook] informa­ vendors. Lieberm an said his sales were Students d id n ’t see the b o o k tion from some departments.” The Dynamic Student brisk last term for the materials truck run by Dynamic Student Prior to the start of winter Services, a West Chester based in stock, but that many students Services on Drexel’s campus at term, Provost and Senior Vice company, offered textbooks for requested books which DSS did the start of spring term. The President for Academic Affairs popular courses at prices 10 per­ not have in stock. bookseller had been competing Richard Astro and Senior Vice cent lower than the prices “By not being there, we hope with the University Bookstore President for Student Life and charged by Barnes and Noble. to drum up students’ support,” for textbook sales during the past Administrative Services Tony Nine percent of the University said Lieberman. He told The two terms out of a rental truck at Caneris issued a mem o urging all boolcstore’s gross sales are ear­ Triangle he plans to ask the stu­ Noah AddiJ Triangle File Photo 33rd and Chestnut Streets. faculty members to support the marked for the University, said dent government to start a peti­ Senior Associate Vice President tion to allow his company to fair- Bill Herrion turned down a job offer According to Dan Lieberman, Barnes and Noble University and Dean of Students Dianna See Book truck on page 2 from Rutgers University on March 28. owner of Dynamic Student Bookstore by not revealing text­ University/Regional The Triangle • April 4,1997

Herrion declines offer from Rutgers THE TRIANGLE Herrion from page 1 Herrion was contacted on After returning from with possible open positions at Established 1926 March 26, immediately after Indianapolis, Herrion met with Seton Hall and Providence about $350,000. According to Penders turned down the job, his team to discuss off-season College. The Philadelphia Inquirer, and was interviewed on Rutgers’ conditioning. Speaking to The On Wednesday, April 2, Ohio Editorial Herrion currently makes ap­ campus prior to Herrion’s trip to Triangle, Herrion emphasized State announced that it had hired Editor-in-chief Patricia O'Brien proximately $120,000 a year. Last watch the Final Four games in looking ahead to the future of Boston College Head Coach Jim Managing Editor Jonathan Poet year, Herrion had signed a five- Indianapolis. Dragon basketball. O ’Brien. Herrion, who is a Mas­ News Editor AnhDang year deal with Drexel which takes The job offer came the next “W e ’ve got a strong recruiting sachusetts native, is expected to Entertainment Editor BradWible Sports Editor Larry Rosenzweig him through the 2000-01 season. day, and in less than 24 hours class coming in,” said Herrion. be considered for the open posi­ Photo Editor Noah Addis Herrion was first courted by Herrion met with Rutgers “This motivates me.” tion there. Eminence Grise John Gruber the Scarlet Knights shortly after Athletic Director Fred Gruninger Rutger’s is a member of the Herrion has a record of 134- March 6, when Rutgers fired Bob to turn it down. Big East, the fifth-best confer­ 47 (.812) in six seasons at Drexel. Wenzel following nine uninspir­ “I want to teach basketball,” ence in the nation in men’s bas­ His teams made three consecu­ ing seasons. Rutgers made over­ Herrion told the Triangle. “I ketball, according to the Sagarin tive appearances in the NCAA Administration tures to South Carolina’s Eddie don’t need 11,000 people in the computer ratings. Drexel is a tournament. Business Manager Jay Kimball Fogler and Texas’ Tom Penders stands to motivate me,” he said, member of America East, the Drexel^s surprise win over the Advertising Manager Venu Gaddamidi before officially making Herrion referring to the larger arena 16th-highest rated conference. University of Memphis in last Classifieds Manager Jonathan Mullen an offer. Fogler and Penders each Rutgers plays in. The Physical In addition to the Rutgers year’s tournament brought the Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere turned down the Rutgers job to Education Athletic Center at position, Herrion’s name has national spotlight to him and his stay at their respective schools. Drexel holds 2,369. been mentioned in connection program .

StaffWritin Taria Avery, Peter T. Buckley, RIshI Chadha, Kathleen Didinger, Nick DiFranco, Sean Murphy, Alice SalfitI, Local Pregnant smokers more Andrew Scullion, Ashish Talati Columnists Michael Busier, Chris Puzak paper Photographers likely to transmit AIDS virus Christine Fitts, Michael Lawless

Dinah Brin Medicaid claims from New York, the virus that causes AIDS, to Cartoonists honors ASSOCIATED PRESS the researchers concluded that their babies. Don Haring, Jr., Jason Jensen, MilbourneT. Monkey, Daniel Rosas Pregnant, HIV-infected smo­ pregnant, HIV-infected women W ithout treatment, an infect­ kers are more likely than their who smoke had a 45 percent ed woman faces a 25 percent risk Buslntss Staff nonsmoking counterparts to greater risk than nonsmokers of of passing the virus to her child Sachin Shah GLBD pass the AIDS virus to their passing the deadly virus to their before or during delivery, com­ Contributing Editors babies, according to a new study. unborn children. pared to 8 percent for those Gene McMurray (Comics) GLBD award from page / Researchers at Thomas Jeffer­ The H IV transmission rate for using A Z T . Contributing Staff son University and the New York smokers was 31 percent com­ Dr. Jeffrey Laurence, a top Carlo Santoni (Distribution) The award ceremony was held State Department of Health pared to 22 percent for non- AIDS researcher at New York on March 16 at the W arwick examined data on babies bom to smokers, according to the study, Hospital-Cornell Medical Coll­ Hotel. As guest of honor, former infp?ted, mothers from 1988 to which was financed by the ege, praised the study as provid­ Kids In The H all actor Scott 1990, before A 2 t and other National Institute on Drtig ing strong evidence on smoking Thompson performed several HIV-fighting drugs were widely Abuse. and H IV transmission, but called comedy routines. Philadelphia used. A mother’s smoking appeared it inconclusiv€:^ Mayor Ed Rendell presented Their istudy makes no com­ to ihcrease the fetus^ exposure ‘‘rtK ink it’s perfectly reason­ Contact Information Thompson with a replica of the parison between pregnant smok­ before and during delivery to able to expect that smoking Mfl//; The Triangle Liberty Bell in recognition of his ers and nonsmokers using the blood and other maternal secre­ might influence the transmission 32nd and Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 work on behalf of the gay and new drugs. tions through premature rupture of H IV from mother to infant for P/ione; (215) 895-2585 lesbian community. “No matter how you look at it, of birth membranes, said Dr. all the reasons they gave,” said to . (215)895-5935 smoking during pregnancy is Turner. Smokers in advanced Laurence, a senior consultant really a dreadful habit for H IV - stages of AIDS had an even with the American Foundation E-mail: st92jgem@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu infected women and really for all greater risk of transmitting the fo r A ID S Research. women,” said Dr. Barbara disease during pregnancy, the He added, however, that the Turner, a Jefferson medical pro­ study found. study didn’t consider some Copyright ©1997 The Triangle. No work Book fessor and the principal research­ The research team has important factors, such as herein may be reproduced in any form, in whole or In part, without‘the written con­ er on the study, published in this received a grant to determine if whether the mothers were having sent of the Editor-in-Chief. m onth’s Journal of Acquired taking drugs that lower the sex with smokers or had stopped Opinions expressed within are not neces­ truck Immune Deficiency Syndromes amount of AIDS virus in a having sex, both of which could sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is and Human Retrovirology. patient’s blood eliminates the affect H IV transmission. published Fridays during the academic year except during examination and vaca­ The Jefferson study confirms extra risk for a smoker’s baby. "It’s not absolutely proven tion periods. The Triangle is published the findings of 1994 research. Dr. In general, use of AZT by that cigarette smoking by the biweekly in the summer. absent T u rn e r said. pregnant women significantly mother did all this damage,” The Triangle's only source of income is After studying statewide lowers their risk of passing H IV , Laurence said Thursday. advertising; funding from the University is not accepted. this term The Triangle is free to members of the Drexel community, but distribution is limit­ ed to one copy per reader. Subscriptions may be ordered for $20 for Book truck from page 1 one year; display and classified advertising inquiries may be placed at the addresses or Teadier deared by school phone numbers above. ly compete with the University bookstore. Lieberman said he hopes to bring his business back to board of stalking colleague Drexel, most likely for the fall ASSOCIATED PRESS term. jury cleared Ms. Nawrocki o f school board hearings. SWIFTWATER, Pa. — more than 100 counts, including “The school board made its C olophon Pocono Mountain School stalking, making terroristic decision and it needs to be Hardware District officials, citing a lack of threats and assault. She had been respected,” Ms. Chambers said. The Triangle is produced using Apple evidence, cleared an elementary accused of sending Ms. “I think that if polygraphs were Macintosh and Power Macintosh comput­ Weather ers. Images are digitized with a Nikon school teacher of charges of Chambers a butchered Barbie allowed in, there would have Coolscan negative scanner and an Apple Friday stalking another teacher. doll and more than 40 obscene been greater evidence. But I just Color OneScanner. Proofs are printed to a Paula Nawrocki hugged her letters and smearing feces on her need to get on with m y life.” Hewlett-Packard LaserJet 4si MX; final Mostly sunny. High 60-70. boards are printed to a Hewlett-Packard husband and lawyers as many in classroom chair. T he legal aspect o f the case is LaserJet 4MV. the room of more than 100 gave Ms. Nawrocki’s lawyers con­ far from over, however. Ms. Saturday Soflwart her a standing ovation following tended at both the criminal trial Nawrocki had sued Ms. Page layout is designed using QuarkXPress. Partly cloudy. High 60-68. the school directors’ announce­ and school district hearings that Chambers, the district and for­ Images are prepared for reproduction using Adobe Photoshop and Ofoto. Text is ment Wednesday night. Her Ms. Chambers, 46, a Pocono Sunday mer Coolbaugh Township Police set in Adobe Minion and Myriad typefaces. accuser, Jo Anne Chambers, was Mountain School District read­ Chief Anthony Fluegel. Chance of showers. High in the 60s. expressionless. ing specialist, was framing her “There have been a huge Monday The unanimous decision because Ms. Nawrocki hadn’t number and variety of expenses clearing her of school-code vio­ pandered to her like other teach­ for the Nawrockis and I think at Chance of rain. High in the 50s. lations follows her acquittal on ers. some point in time we’re going criminal charges and could clear Ms. Chambers said she wished to have to address how they get o Tuesday Use wet rope to bundle recycled Triangles. the way for Ms. Nawrocki, 44, to Partly sunny. High in the 50s. that lie-detector tests, w hich she reimbursed for two years’ worth return to teaching. passed and Ms. Nawrocki failed, of damage to their lives,” attor­ In January, a Monroe County were admissible in court or ney Phil Lauer said. mmm mm rwm

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University pursued the closure of 32nd Street adjacent to the Main Building. In January, the City of Philadelphia granted Drexel per­ mission to close the street. An o u td o o r fo o d c o u rt is p la n n e d for the area. The City also worked with Drexel in opening up a police substation h ) late February at 3219 Arch Street. The station will function as additional office space for 16th district police offi­ cers. The University plans to open One Drexel Plaza to tenants within a month. Renovation of the former Bulletin Building, located at 30th and Market Streets, has begun and will con­ tinue until after tenants begin m oving in. The University unsuccessfully looked northward for more cam­ pus space. During the fall term, Drexel negotiated with National Linen to purchase the vacant lot at the corner of 32nd Street and Powelton Avenue. The two par­ ties couldn’t agree on terms and the lot rem ains up fo r sale. Students found welcome news Noah Addis Triangle file photo that, staring next fall, physical Closed since 1991, Van Rensselaer Hall is slated to open in September after major renovations. It will be redesigned to house 185 students in suite arrangements. education classes will no longer be required in order to graduate. Provost Richard Astro said that sponsored a visit by the M TV dent activity fee. The proposal no student enrolled as an under­ Choose or Lose bus. Nearly 500 fell short, though, garnering only graduate next September will be students registered to vote at the 152 “Yes” votes out of 330 ballots required to finish the require­ event. cast. m ent o f taking three gym classes. Penn also furnished one the Meanwhile, the committee The fraternity houses found highlights of the men’s basketball which allocates the student activ­ themselves under the scrutiny of season. The Drexel team b eat ity fee came under scrutiny by the Board of Trustees. A report Penn, 58-52,,on Jf|n, 1^. TChe D fre c tp r. of. Student. Activities issued in September by the Dragons found themselves in Adam Goldstein. Trustees’ Student Life Comm it­ their fifth straight conference Goldstein looked to add facul­ tee said that $760,000 was need­ title game on March 7, but lost to ty and staff as voting members to ed to make essential repairs to Boston University. Drexel was the Student Activity Fee Alloca­ the 12 G reek houses. knocked out of the National tion Committee. USGA and CAB The committee determined Invitational Tournament, a countered with a system in which that $380,000 was needed to national consolation tourna­ faculty and staff would act as make safety-related repairs to the ment, by Bradley University. The advisors to SAFAC, but have no houses. The repairs will be team finished the season at 22-9. direct power to decide on fee financed by the University, but • • • allocation. will ultimately be paid for In lieu of its traditional fall The University accepted the through fund-raising within each concert, CAB hosted Rusted U S G A proposal and is w o rk in g fraternity. Root on Jan. 23 as part of CAB’s with the students on the details Drexel expanded its potential W inter Weekend. CAB also for the new activity fee allocation student base by starting a pilot sponsored a Supernatural Week process. program in W ilmington, Del. in February, with events like a USGA is also planning to The University began offering one-man freak show and a psy­ restructure the undergraduate classes this term in downtown chic fair. CAB also offered ficee student government. If approved W ilmington. Next September, tickets and bus rides to laser by a student referendum, the Drexel will begin offering degree shows at the Franklin Institute. new Student Government Asso­ programs at the satellite campus. Undergraduate Student ciation (SGA) would consist of Dr. Pamela S. Lewis was Government Association Presir 21 voting officers and 23 mem­ selected as the new dean of the dent Nick Kamparosyan was the bers total. College of Business and Adm in­ subject of an impeachment pro­ Currently, USGA has 44 istration in March. Dr. Lewis cedure in February. Three sepa­ members, 20 of which have the became the first female dean in rate charges were levied at power to vote. No date has been the history of COBA. Lewis will Kamparosyan. USGA College of set on the proposed referendum. start June 15, but has been visit­ Business Representative Sam In the Creese Student Comp­ ing campus on a regular basis. Shroff charged Kamparosyan lex, a long-awaited CD store She will take over the responsi­ with misleading “the legislative opened in the MacAlister Hall bilities currently assumed by the branch in regards ... to who was Dragon Shops in January, replac­ college’s Interim Dean, Dr. Steve attending [a student govern­ ing Cash America’s check cash­ Bajier. ment] conference” in Texas. ing operation. Meanwhile, the • • • Junior Eric Gerstenberger counseling center returned to Freshman information sys­ accused Kamparosyan of not campus after being outsourced tems and technology major attending the committee meet­ three years ago. It now resides on Noah Addis Triangle file photo Michael Skowronek died on ings he is required to and USGA the second floor of the Creese Nov. 12 from a rare bacterial During his reelection campaign, President Clinton made a stop In West comptroller Riz Shavelle ques­ Student Center. infection called meningococcal Philadelphia to speak to Drexel and Penn students. tioned $115.27 charged to A new fire alarm system was meningitis. Skowronek, a Kelly USGA’s account by Kampar­ installed in New Tower, in hopes Hall resident, died within two osyan at the Drexel bookstore. of reducing the number of false days of having symptoms. Nearly being renovated by the Bill Clinton on Oct. 29. Clinton, USGA Chief Justice Jason alarms in the d orm . T h e new sys­ 800 people, mostly students, University of Pennsylvania into a who was in the midst of the DiRosa threw out Shroff’s tem sounds an alarm at the front were given antibiotics to treat the fine arts hall, caught fire on homestretch of his bid for reelec­ charge, but is still investigating desk of the building which the potentially contagious disease. March 9. W hile the fire gutted tion, spoke for 20 minutes to the other two. desk worker on duty can then No other cases of meningitis the church, Drexel’s neighboring about 10,000 Penn and Drexel USGA also tried to avoid the check. were reported on campus. Newman Center escaped the students. The speech capped off budget haggling which occurred If there is an actual fire, the The end of winter term saw incident mostly unscathed, suf­ Drexel’s effort to register voters last summer by passing a refer­ front desk worker would sound the near-end of a landmark fering only several cracked win­ for the election. On Sept. 30 endum on changes to the student the building’s alarm to evacuate church on the 3300 block of dows. Drexel, the Campus Activities activity fee. The proposal would the building. Under the old sys­ Chestnut Street. The Asbury Penn’s Hill Field provided the Board and Penn’s Social have ensured that a student body tem, a localized alarm set off the Methodist Church, which was stage for a visit from President Planning and Events Committee vote was needed to raise the stu­ entire building’s alarm. The Triangle • January 17,1997

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THE TRIANGLE 3010 MacAlister Hail 895-2585 The Triangle • April 4,1997 National Government unprepared Astronauts to play for looming computer crisis with fire In space Marda Dunn don’t have many combustion Thousands of computers and programs that nine had developed plans to deal ASSOCIATED PRESS experiments until this late in the with Y2K and only seven had CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — game is precisely because of are not prepared for the year2000 will need prepared cost estimates. Since Columbia’s astronauts will play NASA’s concerns with safety,” to be modified or replaced. federal computer programs vary, with fire over and over again said Forman Williams, chairman and many already are obsolete, during the space shuttle’s of applied mechanics and engi­ “there is no single cookie cutter upcoming science mission. neering sciences at the University Walter R. Mears the end of 1995, but it isn’t done approach” to solve the problem,* The crew plans to set as m any of California at San Diego. ASSOCIATED PRESS yet. the accounting office said. as 200 small fires in the space­ Columbia is equipped with WASHINGTON — Since the Conversions are complicated All this in a field in which craft’s laboratory during the 16- five handheld fire extinguishers year 2000 has been scheduled for because the systems that need to missed deadlin'es and glitches are day flight, set to begin with a as well as b u ilt-in extinguishers. quite some time, the marvel of be fixed also are needed to keep chronic, a tendency that private Friday afternoon liftoff. In a worst-case scenario, the the looming Y2K crisis is that the the government going. And once computer experts conceded in Astronauts have never started so astronauts could evacuate the government didn’t notice its changes have been made, there congressional testimony. This many fires on a shuttle before. burning laboratory, close the computers would be in trouble will have to be extensive testing time, the deadline won’t move Scientists want to see how hatch and empty all the air until time was running short. to make sure they will work. and can’t be missed without quickly flames spread in weight­ inside, smothering the flames. Y 2 K is insid er ling o fo r Y e a r The task is not technically major disruptions. In a Senate lessness in order to develop In February, an accidental fire 2000 and the fact that thousands challenging, the GAO said, but it debate on Social Security earlier cleaner fuels and better firefight­ burned for 90 seconds aboard of older computers will have to is massive, complex, the largest this year, Moynihan said the ing techniques, both in space and the Russian space station M ir, be reprogrammed or replaced project ever to face government question of maintaining pay­ on Earth. filling the complex with smoke over the next 33 months because computer managers. ments will be moot unless the The flames will be no more and forcing the six crewmen to they won’t work properly after “Time is running out,” the computers that process them are than four inches high and will be don emergency oxygen masks. 1999. GAO report said, for changes readied for 2000. contained in a closed, triple-layer NASA astronaut Jerry That’s because computer sys­ that ought to be completed by “If this matter lingers unad­ chamber. Hot wires and various Linenger, who has been living on tems use two digits for the year early 1999 to allow time to test dressed, I can only imagine what fuels will be used, including M ir since January, said he was which makes the year 2000 indis­ and implement new programs. else besides Social Security will hydrogen, heptane and meth­ stunned at how fast the smoke tinguishable from the year 1900. A 1996 congressional survey fail in our computer dependent anol. spread — 10 times faster than he It is as though nobody in of 24 agencies showed that only society,” he said. .“One of the reasons that we expected. charge looked at the calendar and made the connection until relatively recently. There were alerts from private C o m m u n it y S e r v ic e O pportunities computer wizards in 1993, spo­ radic congressional hearings in 1996. But the urgency came late. S p r in g T e r m 19 97 Two months ago, the General Accounting Office put the com­ puter crisis on its list of high risk Vo l u n t e e r sum m it government programs. There may not be time to fully cope with it. The GAO advised a April 27, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. House technology subcommittee on Feb. 25 that there is a high probability of some failures when This is a very special time for those of us in Philadelphia who want to the century changes. make a positive contribution to our community. As you may know, It is far more than a govern­ ment problem. It involves count­ President Clinton has convened a Sum m it on A m erica's Future less private computers and microchips, and the ability to do that will be held here April 28-29. The Summit will serve as a "kick- business when 2000 begins. off" for three years of community serve activities nation-wide. The problem could even affect the operation of such devices as microwave ovens, VCRs and security alarms. “The potential The attendance at the Summit is strictly limited, but you can partici­ scope of this situation is vast,” pate by taking part in the h u g e com m unity service e v e n t Mayor said Rep. Steven Horn, R-Calif., the subcommittee chairman, Rendell is organizing to take place on Germantown Ave. on the w ho has been pressing fo r action. Sen. Daniel Patrick Sunday preceding the Summit. Moynihan, D-N.Y., has urged the government to get going lest computer failures block Social If you would like to join th o u sa n d s o f vo lu n teers from all over Security and Medicare payments, affect air traffic control and crip­ the region and possibly.all over the nation, call 665-2520. ple national defense systems. He wants a commission creat­ ed to oversee the overhaul. “The potential impact on fed­ Oth er Activities eral programs if this problem is not corrected is substantial and A p ril 6 potentially very serious,” accord­ ing to an Office of Management Two people needed by Free Library to help with musical fund­ and Budget report, which esti­ mated it will cost $2.3 billion to ra ise r from 12:45 p.m. to 5:15 p.m. Call Julie at 686-5340 for make the needed changes in fed­ more info. eral computers. Private comput­ er experts say that is a fraction of what it really will take. And the estimate does not include the A p ril 19 expense of dealing with state and Philadelphians Against Graffiti — Removal of graffiti in West local systems that are tied into federal programs. Philadelphia. To register, call Sharif Ali at 387-1700 or 222-3722 or The government has more than one million computers. The email [email protected] General Services Administration is working on a precise count. Throughout April The Internal Revenue Service acknowledges it doesn’t know how many of its regional com­ Mantua Branch of Free Library needs help selling raffle tickets puter systems are at risk. (Neon car is prize). Call Jennifer Zybd at 685-7436 for more info. The GAO had sought an inventory of IRS computers by The Triangle • April 4,1997

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Internet reveals America's nuclear arsenal

Robert Bums Council. He and William Arkin an interview. "There really is no “Unauthorized use could result • Each of the military services ASSOCIATED PRESS spent several months compiling secret about the bomb,” other in criminal prosecution.” has a site for "lessons learned” WASHINGTON — Much the guide, which they call “The than techniques for enriching Keeping in mind that users of from war games. You can identi­ about America’s nuclear Internet and the Bomb.” uranium and processing plutoni­ the Pentagon’s Web sites are fy these exercises by code name weapons is secret, by design. But Arkin, who has intensively um . subject to online monitoring by and tell which involve nuclear people with computers are researched nuclear and other The Pentagon has strict rules computer security watchers, here war gaming, but the text of the beginning to realize how much of m ilitary subjects for years, said about the kinds of nuclear-relat- is a small sampling of attractions:. actual “lessons” is not available. this far-flung, often hidden, care­ he and Norris envisioned putting ed information it puts on the • On the home page o f the 91st The Air Force notes that it puts fully guarded nuclear arsenal is together a short pamphlet of Internet. Typical of the warnings Missile Wing at Minot Air Force these texts only on the SIPRNET, not seci-et. W e b sites. on a Defense Department Web Base, N.D ., you can tour the a classified internet. The federal government, espe­ “W e were amazed ourselves at site is this one on the home page h o m e o f the “ R o u g h rid e rs ,” as • In the Joint Chiefs of Staff cially the Defense Department, the extent of what we found,” he of Francis E. Warren Air Force these missileers call themselves. Joint Electronic Library, the text has quietly taken the lead in pro­ said. Base, Wyo., home to 200 nuclear A m o n g the sights: a photograph of JP 3-12, “Doctrine for Joint viding public access to vast They published paper copies intercontinental ballistic mis­ of an airman inside a missile silo, Nuclear Operations.” amounts of national security of the 159-page guide this week; siles: a view of the warheads atop a This unclassified document information that anyone with a the online version with links to “W arning!!! Unclassified, Minuteman III nuclear missile spells out the Pentagon’s basic computer and a modem can find. each W eb site, is to be available non-sensitive, non-Privacy Act and a map of M inot’s missile concepts for planning, conduct­ In this age of the Internet (a soon on the home page of the use only!!!” fields scattered between Grand ing and concluding a nuclear Defense Department invention, Natural Resources Defense And this for good measure: Forks and Williston, N.D. war. by the way), you can, for exam­ Council’s nuclear program, at ple, “tour” a nuclear missile base http://www.nrdc.org/nrdcpro/ in North Dakota, check out the nuclear/. inventory of nuclear-capable B-2 Rick Silva, who manages the stealth bombers in Missouri, or Defense Department’s main Web try to make sense of the site, called DefenseLink, said Pentagon’s strategy for fighting efforts to help computer users and winning a nuclear war. find their way are a valuable ser­ In just 12 \ c’ar>, Sybase has evolved into a m ajor player in the Recognizing Americans’ vice. software/services industry, and is now one of the largest independent growing infatuation with the “If it’s all public information, Internet’s World W ide Web, two that’s the beauty of the W eb,” he software com panies in the world. private experts on nuclear said. weapons are publishing an The guide is not meant to spill online guide to more than 500 any nuclear secrets. There is little nuclear-related W eb sites. on the W eb about nuclear bomb S n Iw s c , I n c . m a r k e t s “Even in an area traditionally design that you could not already products and services under as secretive as nuclear weapons, obtain through traditional the Internet has transformed citi­ sources. tw o brand nam es. Sybase zen access,” said Robert S. “People should not think Norris, senior analyst at the there is some deep, dark secret products are focused on scalable Natural Resources Defense about the bomb,” Norris said in database and m iddleware

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Arcbeologisti found a collection o f scarred some of them suggest cooking as CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. — A Business was booming, well. landlord apparently has lost his Grimm said, and appointments bones, tools and pottery that suggests the “Certainly people were muti­ patience with Piercings by booked one month in advance Anasazi Indians were mutilated. lated, and it seems to be the case Patience, a controversial body- may have to be canceled if she that they were eaten,” said piercing salon that recently drew cannot find another space. Patricia Lambert, a Utah State criticism from clergy members. The operators of clothing Associated Press attraction. University archaeologist. MAHCRENSON Shop owner Patience Renee store Needful Things, Melissa “We feel very strongly that Lambert, Billman and archae­ Grimm said she was informed of Wilkins and Jason Giffen, were NASHVILLE, Tenn. — One this is a case of cannibalism. If ologist Banks Leonard presented the eviction Wednesday but was one monfh behind on their rent spring around the year 1150, the it’s not, we don’t know what else the results of the Cowboy Wash not given a reason. Landlord in Connellsville, a city of 9,000 people of what’s now known as it could be that would produce dig on Thursday in Nashville at David Reiss, w ho is also an atto r­ people about 35 miles southeast Cowboy Wash met a horrible this set of remains,” said Brian the annual meeting of the Society ney, had no comment. of Pittsburgh. end. Billman, part of a team of archae­ for American Archaeology. Also evicted was a vintage W ilk in s said Reiss gave her 20 In a jumbled collection of ologists who excavated the site Hopi tribal archaeologist Kurt clothing shop that rented space minutes to get out Wednesday. bones, tools and pottery, archae­ from 1992 to 1996 in the Ute Dongoske said the evidence from within the body-piercing shop. At the end of 20 minutes, two ologists have uncovered grim Mountains of southwestern Cowboy Wash and the 30-plus “I was upset, and I cried a little police officers showed up, she evidence that attackers slaugh­ Colorado. other Southwestern sites where bit, and I got sick to my stom­ said. She said Reiss accused her tered, butchered and perhaps Inside two of the three small dismembered remains have been ach,” said Grimm, 36, who o f selling drugs, which she said is even cannibalized the long-ago dwellings they unearthed were found doesn’t actually prove that opened the shop on Feb. 1 and not true. She said she was giving inhabitants of the American the bones of at least seven people human flesh was consumed. paid $1,200 at the front end of a tai chi lessons in the store at Southwest. scattered amid the everyday pot­ The bones could be the result one-year lease. night in an attempt to steer chil­ The discovery adds to the tery and tools of 12th century of attacks in which people were “He flat out told me he dren away from drugs. Two all- growing debate over the possibil­ Southwestern life. hacked apart but not eaten, he wouldn’t rent to me. He said he n ig h t parties kn o w n as “ raves” ity of cannibalism among the Cut marks on the bones sug­ said. needed the space, that he was have taken place at the store. Anasazi Indians, whose spectac­ gest that the bodies were They could also be those of going to have the locks changed Wilkins said the party guests did ular, apartment-like cliff butchered about the time of people suspected of witchcraft, and if I needed anything to call not bring drugs. dwellings are now a major tourist death, and darkened areas on who in many cultures are dis­ membered or otherwise destroyed after death. In colonial New England, for example, sus­ pected witches were burned. The bones may even have a nonviolent origin, Dongoske 3 8 7 - 1 2 1 3 suggested. The Anasazi may have left dismembered bodies in abandoned buildings for reli­ CT>izza gious reasons. That wouldn’t be too far #RESTA O-RANT removed from the practice of 3 8 7 - 1 2 6 0 displaying holy relics consisting e / 387-1213 ■iftT- of saints’ body parts at medieval cathedrals. In addition to the bones, there are two stone cutting tools at P irn of the m onth: Cowboy Wash bearing traces of human blood. And preserved human feces were found on the hearth in the middle of one dwelling. C h i c k e n & "It seems to me that that’s a pretty universal symbol of con­ tempt,” said David Wilcox of Arizona State University. Arizona State University archaeologist Christy Turner, Pesto Pizza who spent three decades researching cannibalism among M ade w ith pesto sauce, tender slices of the Anasazi, hypothesized that raiders from Mexico, where can­ chicken breast and fresh tom atoes nibalism is kn o w n to have been practiced, committed the vio- Large SmaU ence at Cowboy Wash and the other sites. But Billman believes that the Was $1^11^ violence was more local, perhaps related to a drought that hit the Southwest during the middle and Now $9.00 Now $4.85 late 12th century. The pottery at the Cowboy Wash site suggests that its inhab­ April Specials April Specials April Specials itants may have been immigrants from about 50 miles to the south, and the locals may have resented O n e ■ T w o • the newcomers’ presence when things got bad, he said. The apparent violence came $10ffi iLargei on the heels of the abandonment I Free of Chaco* Canyon, a large collec­ A n y [ I P iz z a f o r i tion of Anasazi dwellings in Topping northwestern New Mexico, in about 1140. with the purchase of any. Large Pizza i “It’s not very common,” ! $10.95! 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FCC approves hi-tech digital televisions

Jeannine Averska 25-year-old law student, shop­ die, and viewers will either have The FCC is requiring some to build digital devices. ASSOCIATED PRESS ping at a suburban Virginia mall. to buy digital TVs and VCRs or T V stations to begin airing some When the switch is complete, WASHINGTON — Pricey He’s a big fan of TV, and picture buy set-top converters to let ana­ digital shows within two years — broadcasters will surrender their digital TVs with movie-quality quality is important to him. log sets receive the new signals. before the switch to digital is analog channels, which will be pictures will start popping up in But Marie Farmer, of Temple Some digital TV sets may complete. auctioned by the government for American stores by Christmas Hills, Md., thinks $2,000 — let include a buiU-in digital-to-ana- That would give early digital- nonbroadcast uses such as 1998. People won’t have to alone $5,000 — is too much, and log output, eliminating the need TV buyers something to watch mobile phone, two-way paging immediately junk their analog sees no reason fo r the switch. for a separate converter. and manufacturers an incentive and wireless Internet access. T V sets and VC R s. But after nine Even if they buy new sets, years, they’ll either have to buy most of the nation’s nearly 68 new ones or $100 converters. million cable T V subscribers will The changes are coming have to use their T V ’s rabbit ears Subm issions now being accepted from any under a Federal Communi­ or rooftop antenna to receive cations Commission plan, digital signals, cable officials say. D rexel bands interested in perform ing at the approved 4-0 Thursday, to Tele-Communications Inc.’s implement the biggest advance system in Hartford, Conn., is in broadcasting since color in the now the only cable operator in 1950s: digital television. the country that has gone digital. W hile the new wide-screen M ore cable systems are getting sets will have better picture and ready but until they do, viewers audio, a “converted” digital sig­ will have to rely on antennas. nal fed to today’s analog set will The FCC will leave it up to sta­ produce no better picture and tions to decide whether to move audio than the analog set already to an even better form of digital, provides. called high-definition television. And get ready for sticker M any wUl, predicts Eddie Fritts, shock: Initially, the digital TV president of the National sets are expected to cost aro un d Association o f Broadcasters. $5,000 — up from earlier esti­ “The dazzlement is real. It’s mates of $2,000, says Gary genuine,” Fritts said. Shapiro, president of the W ith the digital technology, Consumer Electronics M anu­ TV stations could cram more facturers Association. Digital services into their airwaves VCRs will sell for well above space. For example, they could $500. offer sports scores to laptop But if the devices sell as briskly computer users or establish sepa­ as VCRs did when they debuted, rate pay-for-view sports chan­ those prices should come down nels. But the FCC will require quickly. them to continue free T V service. Manufacturers predict the Upon approving the plan, the new sets will sell like hot cakes. FCC immediately began issuing They’re estimating up to 20 per­ digital broadcast licenses to every cent of all TV households will T V station. have them in six years. VCRs, During the nine^year conver­ one of the best-selling consumer sion to digital, broadcasters will There are prizes to be won at the competition Sunday, April electronic products ever, took transmit programs over two 20th. Ju st drop off a tape by April 11th suid fill out a form nine years to get 20 percent pen­ channels: their existing analog in Creese 215. Do it today, there isn’t one moment to lose. etration. and a digital channel they’ll get Pete Bevacqua thinks he may free from the government. That be one of the first to buy. “I way, existing sets will not would have to see if the differ­ becom e useless im m ediately. ence was worth it, b u t... it seems After nine years, the current, like maybe it would be,” said the analog broadcast T V system will

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Patricia O'Brien Editor-in-Chief Jonathan Poet Managing Editor THEHHANG1E Editorial Board Noah Addis Photo Editor AnhDang News Editor Nick DiFranco Staff Writer John Gruber EmirtenceGrise Larry Rosertzweig Sports Editor Brad WIble Entertainment Editor Letters to the Editor I was especially disappointed Brits sleeping just Otherbands by the lack of coverage on the deserve concert Gospel Choir. It was the choir’s fine despite war 19th anniversary and there was Show Bill the Money coverage standing room only (so much Editor: that the spectators used the Liv­ I’m just more than a little curi­ Editor: ous what The Triangle meant The University and Dragon basketball fans dodged a bullet ing Arts lounge for additional I am glad that The Triangle when it titled its article on that last week when men’s basketball coach Bill Herrion turned room). Even President Papadakis wrote a one sentence blip about and his family attended our con­ superb British band Blur, "Brits down an offer from Rutgers University to take over its long- the Jazz Ensemble’s concert on cert. finally get over the Falklands” struggling program. The announcement took many by surprise March 13 and how the concert I’m not trying to take away (March 14, page 24). Maybe I’m — including several major newspapers in Philadelphia and New played to a full house in Mandell from the Jazz Band, but I felt showing my age somewhat here, York which had reported several days prior that it was practical­ Theater (“A Night of Jazz,” insulted when our concert was but I seem to remember that the ly a done deal. Perhaps Herrion’s decision to turn down Rutgers’ March 14, page 3). But it failed to not noted in The Triangle. The British won the Falklands W ar offer might not have been such a surprise if those newspapers mention the other concerts given accomplishment that the choir back in 1982, so why ever would hadn’t gptti^n. their information only from “sources at Rutgers,” by the music department, such as has achieved — 19 years on this they need to get over it? rather than "sources close to Herrion.” the String and Guitar Ensemble campus aiid still going strong — I got over it the day the British The conventional wisdom in college basketball is that coach­ on March 7, the Fusion Band^on is definitely a noteworthy piece of raised the Union Flag over Port March 8, the Concert Band on es are cpnst^tly looking to move,up the ladder — switching information. Stanley. teams for bigger conferences, more T V ejcposure, and o f course, March 16, and the Gospel Choir Arlene Pitterson Scott Mercaido more money. Rutgers, which plays in the mighty Big East and on March 8. Marketing '00 MBA Program reportedly offered Herrion $350,000 annually, is certainly a big step up from Drexel and his current salary, roughly $120,000 p e r year. Obviously, Bill Herrion is not a conventional coach. He rejected Rutgers’ offer because it didn’t feel right. Rutgers jerked C hris P uzak: D istorting the M edium him around, bumping him from the top spot on their list of candidates as soon as Texas’ Tom Penders expressed an interest, and coming back to him after Penders turned them down. O f Drexel, Herrion said, “People don’t realize how good Drexel has Watching TV over spring break been to me and my fam ily.... Obviously, I’m not going to make the money [at Drexel] that I’d make as a Big East coach, but I f you’re like me, you went home over break and As if their viewers hadn’t been gouged enough by money has never been the motivation for me.” realized that essentially all your friends from shows like “Heavy Metal: The Devil’s Music,” dis­ You might hear words like those from a lot of coaches, but high school have abandoned you, pretty much playing the Godless videos of bands like Quiet Riot seldom do you believe them. From Herrion, it is sincere. Not all your friends from college have moved away on and Twisted Sister. I know how important financial only has he achieved a phenomenal level of success — in his six co-op, and you live in the the most boring place in support for the war against David Lee Roth’s “Just seasons as coach, Drexel has never failed to reach the America the world. So, while my life is a hollow lie, I did get A Gigolo” video is, but really, can’t they show some East final, and has won the title three times — but he has done it some new Star Wars toys from Taco Bell, which more recent stuff besides the Christian “rock” with class and style. cheered me up. videos that make V H I look like an overdose of It is highly unlikely that Herrion will remain at Drexel for the Basically, I did nothing at home except sit testosterone. around and watch television. Now, I don’t watch rest o f his career. He is simply too good a coach. Eventually he After I got sick of watching television, I went thac much television, and most of what I did watch shopping for clothes for co-op at the outlets in Lan­ will move on to a program in a major conference. It might even at home was movies, but sometimes when I’m caster. As if the Amish don’t make Lancaster boring still happen this year — rumors currently place him on the list rewinding a video tape, I like to look at what other enough, I had to try to find clothes for work at a for the spot at Boston College, also in the Big East, but a much people are stupid enough to watch all the time. shopping center that contained stores like “Sock better program than league doormat Rutgers. For example, take the Zantac 75 commercial. It Festival,” “Venetian Blind Warehouse,” and “Noth­ W hen he goes, the whole University will wish him the best of features Brian Dennehey wandering around in the in’ But W icker.” They even had a Q VC outlet store, luck. In the meantime, however, Drexel should do everything it dark saying “All these people are asleep. Except that where they sold the stuff they couldn’t sell on Q VC. can to keep him here for as long as possible. And while Her- woman. She’s got heartburn.” I don’t know about Unfortunately, I didn’t have a wheelbarrow to stock rion’s decision may not come down to money, it won’t hurt to you, but having some pervert wandering around in up on cubic zirconia and coffee filters. Damn my give h im as m uch as w e can. the dark keeping track of other people’s gastroin­ luck. testinal problems doesn’t exactly make me feel safe. So now I’m back and happy to be here. If I What kind of message are they sending? Have a haven’t offended your sensibilities yet, please be stomach ache? W e ’ve got a stalker to loo k after it for patient. I have a long list of people and things to you. No wonder that woman can’t sleep; there’s a make fun of, and I’m kind of bacWogged. I haven’t sleezeball leering at her from her bedroom window. made fun of Drexel baseball yet, I don’t think I Submission Policy Since when do celebrity spokesmen live by different made fun of the men’s basketball team enough, and rules than the rest of us? Someone ought to lock up there’s a bunch of stuff I could say about each and Guest columns, letters to the editor, and artwork may be sent to the attention that scum bag, and quick. every academic major at Drexel, except information of the Ed-Op Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and Chestnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. Then, I saw this show called “This Week in Bible systems, o f course. 19104. They may also be sent via e-mail to [email protected] or Prophecy.” I kid you not. This show is nothing but So if there are any interior design majors, finance delivered in person to 3010 MacAlister Hall. two nerdy-looking guys screaming about how every majors, people at the RLO office or Drexel cafeteria All submissions must include a name and phone number and should include an event, from the O.J. Simpson trial to the sun coming workers who are upsef that I haven’t written about address and appropriate affiliations such as major, year of graduation, or up in the morning, is a sign of the apocalypse. They them yet, just relax. It will take time. organizational position. Anonymous submissions will not be published; even sell a book detailing how the antichrist is That’s about it for this week. Next week I’ll tell authors' names will only be withheld under special circumstances. among us and his name is ... Mikhail Gorbachev? you about my high school and why I want it burned These guys are probably richer than w hoever sells to the ground. Written pieces should be presented on disk in MacWrite format. The deadline drugs to the cast of Different Strokes, and they still for submissions is 5:00 p.m. on Tuesday of the week of publication. The Triangle feel the need to sell garbage like this to whomever is Chris Puzak is a sophomore majoring in Information systems. reserves the right to edit for space, grammar, clarity and content. dumb enough to watch their show. He partied himself sick at the Sock Festival. t ■ 1 The Triangle • ApriU, 1997 Opinion 11

Jo n ath an P o et: A Pig in Zen Warning labels should come with warning labels W ednesday, April 2 was a very nice day — sunny, “Great Tasting.” Conveniently, it too has zero grams of warm and a good day to ride a bike. So I did. fat, zero milligrams of sodium, zero calories and zero O f course, tooling around Center City can make grams of protein. one jealous and thirsty. Jealous that one does not live in a All this labeling points to an annoying trend in today’s super gigantic apartment within a block of Rittenhouse world — the simple fact that people are too dumb for Square and thirsty for some cool, refreshing beverages. their own good. Some idiot on a diet out there actually Suffering from both conditions, I went into a CVS Phar­ needs the “Nutrition Facts” to figure out if he should macy to buy some high tech sports drink. d rin k water, Pepsi o r a glass o f canola oil. Much to my chagrin, the CVS I went into didn’t carry O f course, Americans are so dumb they need warning anything to successfully quench my thirst — unless water’s only ingredient is spring water? I was shocked. I labels on their cigarettes. Consider the setUement reached mouthwash countsi W ell, it did have bottled water, but I thought I was consuming something made of phosphoric by cigarette maker Liggett Inc. and the Attorneys General find it entirely ridiculous to buy water when you can just acid and high fructose corn syrup with more fat than a of about 20 states. According to a statement by Bennett as easily steal it from those metal pipes coming out of the Snickers Bar and more sodium than a case of Pringles. LeBow (Drexel grad and namesake for the LeBow Engi­ walls. (Shh, don’t tell anyone). ' Well, I’m lying, but I did find it funny. neering Center), “Liggett will add a prominent warning to But I was too thirsty to go on. Twenty blocks separated I felt good drinking my water, though, because it had each of our packages of cigarettes and all of our cigarette me from home and I had visions of passing out from the CVS "Gold Emblem” on it. CVS President and CEO advertising stating that ‘Smoking is Addictive.’” dehydration. So, I handed 34 cents over to the clerk and Tom Ryan writes a little message on the bottle saying, “I Is that news to anyone? Is there any person in America took my 16.9 fluid ounces of wetness outside to replenish know you’ll enjoy the great taste. As always, it carries our who will quit smoking tomorrow? “Oh crap. I had no idea my depleted fluids. It was at the instant I opened the bot­ money back guarantee.” that’s why I woke up every morning with the shakes. It’s tled water that I saw the label had “Nutrition Facts.” So I I found it heart-warming to know that this big impor­ addictive! Boy I feel dumb.” read them . tant CEO cares what I think about his bottled water. I also Never mind. Someone probably will. Did you know that eight fluid ounces of water contain found it strange that anyone in this world would think zero grams of fat, zero milligrams of sodium, zero calories that water has taste. Jonathan Poet is a senior majoring in mechanical engineering. He is and zero grams of protein? Did you also know that bottled Then again, Pathmark says that its seltzer water is managing editor of The Triangle and once snorted salt water.

A m a n d a M i l l e r : Com m entary Evening dass registration confusing, complicated L ike almost 30 percent of the students $250. That would not even pay for one Needless to say, I was ecstatic! I and any number below 10, may now get in here at Drexel, I just finished a six credit o f any class during the day. thought, “W ow, these people are finally line to be served.” month co-op cycle. I’ve always The following term, I came back to our getting a clue. Someone upstairs really If I were waiting to be fed, this would be enjoyed being on co-op* even though the “City of Brotherly Love,” or whatever understands what a pain it is to just regis­ a completely different story. But instead, I work given to me has never been anything they’re calling Philadelphia this month, ter for a night class.” I mean, I wasn’t try­ was waiting to walk into a huge, practically of great importance or priority, unless you and returned to Drexel. At this point, I still ing to drop anything, I didn’t need any­ empty room to put one piece of paper on a consider getting 50 copies of a draft report had connections in the sthletic department one’s signature besides m y own, and I cer­ pile'of at least two hundred other identical bound and mailed out on time a matter of who managed to slip me past the hellish tainly didn’t need to be directed to a cer­ requests. This seems absolutely ridiculous life or death. But ,theii again, I guess we!re ritual of^rop/add. ’* ■ ■ ' ’■ tain table “fbr more information.” W hy do to me, considering I was in the evening all labeled “justco-ops” until we gradu^te,^ .. So when I was trying to get into an they bother putting signs up in Creese if college office with the same paper in my During each co-op cycle, I’ve always evening college course thktHvcft/ldn’iP 'fit ' tKfey’rd'goin^ to p iit^ iW e b h e at'the/^dbdi^^ hkrid' aftei"waitihg hdt'feven five minutes, found myself having a littie too much time, into my day schedule, I didn’t have to go to tell you where to go anyway? but was sent away. on my hands to contemplate crazy things through the painful game of deciding I then trucked upstairs to the evening I suppose what I’m saying is that I hope like life and to read a few too many mean­ w hich class is full and w hich teacher is the college and was further instructed to go someone who has even a smidgen of ingless and unbelievable science fiction easiest. I just told my “connection” which back downstairs and go through the authority dealing with the process of novels. (OK, so a romaffde stoiy or1wo class I w aiited;'ahd w ith the touch o f some process mentioned above. The receptionist requesting evening classes for full-tim e found its way to my bedside as well). Any­ magical button on her keyboard, I was in claimed that the sign in Creese specified undergraduate students at Drexel will way, it was this extra time that provoked the nigl^t class of my choice. Yes, this is . : (or only p a rt-tim e undergraduate students make some kind of an adjustment for m e to take at least one class at night w hile why student athletes are never seeii in to report to MacAlister, and accused me of future terms. After all. I, like many others, working full-time. M y first co-op was in Creese for drop/add.^ . , misreading the bold print. When I will be registering for classes for another M arylan d , so I too k a class at a local co m ­ Since I was only assigned three out of returned downstairs, I was indeed correct. four terms, some of them being in the munity college. the five classes that I had registered fo r in Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not evening college, and I think we’d all appre­ If you have never experienced life at the the spring term, I dragged myself through putting down Drexel’s unique methods of ciate a device as sim ple as a d ro p box for junior-college level, I highly recommend the sleet, snow and 30 m.p.h. winds to the drop/add, even though every other univer­ night class requests. it. T h e registration process to o k less than Creese Student Center and took a number.. sity in America calls the process add/drop, Besides, not everyone is an athlete — 15 minutes, I got the class I wanted, the After I took the paper with a “10” on it (does that say something about the diffi­ although on March 31,1 regretted giving teacher spoke clear and fluent English, I (they were serving four), I saw a sign that culty of our curriculum?) I’m just saying up sports for studies. bought a cheap, used textbook, and the instructed any undergraduate students that I spent over two hours of my extreme­ parking was free, not to mention that a wishing to on ly add a night class to go to ly valuable time on Monday sitting in Amanda Miller is a junior majoring in civil engineer­ four-credit calculus course only costs the evening college office in MacAlister. Creese, waiting for that guy to say, “Ten, ing. She's going to bribe someone at OSIR next term.

R and E. B radbury: Com m entary How to avoid long lunch lines, boring elevator rides H ere are more ways to get around the or hot dog on that particular day, you right, you will have a full lunch delivered into a room the size of a closet with com­ endless list of annoyances we are might as well go home. There is no way to you by the time you get settled in your plete strangers and dead silence only to faced with every day. Maybe if we you will be getting your food before your chair, avoiding the lines entirely. move a few feet up or down. Interesting can avoid getting these little things under next class. Elevators: It is practically impossible to invention. our skin, we can all be civil to each other A good way to make your wait as short attend a full day o f classes at Drexel w ith ­ One of the cool things 1 like to do is to and live together in peace and utopian har­ as possible is to utilize the sneeze tech­ out using an elevator. Unless you live in walk into an elevator and move directly to m ony. nique. Tap on the fellow in front of you Myers, you pretty much have to take an a rear corner. Instead of turning and facing Yeah right, who the hell am I kidding? and begin to ask if he can see w hat is on elevator just to get out of your dorm! Some the door, 1 just stand there staring at the Long lunch lines: Don’t you just hate it the menu for the day. As soon as you have freaks would point out that there are stairs wall as if I am waiting for some secret door when you missed breakfast, run down to him turned around, sneeze and spit all to use, but the last thing I want to do on to open or something. It’s hard not to good ol’ Handschumacher for lunch, o ver his tra y as lo u d ly as you can. M o s t m y way to an 8:00 a.m . hum anities class is crack a smile while the others are wonder­ swipe your card and find yourself in a people will freak out and head off to grab climb four flights of stairs. ing what the hell you are doing. gigantic line for tater tots and the daily another tray, leaving you one space closer Here’s a question I have yet to answer: You can also attempt to invade personal vegan variety? It’s as if everyone on cam­ to nourishment. Keep this technique going W hy the hell does everyone always look up space during an elevator ride. If you enter pus decided to hit lunch five minutes until you are at the head of the line. in an elevator? If the little floor indicators an elevator with only one or two other before you descended the stairs of the If you are really slick you may try to use are up there I understand, but people have people occupying it, walk as close to them greenhouse that is our cafeteria. your friends, or “delegate responsibility,” this overwhelming desire to look up, as possible and stand there as if the eleva­ So you stand there, inching towards the as I prefer to call it. Travel with a group of regardless of the direction the elevator is tor is crowded to the max. Picture it, you all-powerful one-serving-at-a-time lunch your friends and tell them that you are going or the presence of those cool little standing all bunched together with at least ladies whom we have all grown to love. I going to grab a table. W hile on your way to lighted numbers. Weird. half the elevator empty. Great fun! am inclined to think during each of these the tables, ask each one of your friends in Anyway, the elevator ride can be one of adventures that this must have been like secret to grab you an item which they are the most uncomfortable 10 or 15 seconds Rand E. Bradbury is a freshman majoring In film the bread lines in the crumbling Soviet in line for (Kenn grabs a burger, Brett in your day, depending on how you look at and video production. He's never had love in an ele­ Union. If you are in the mood for a burger snags the Pepsi, and so on). If you do this it. Think about it, you voluntarily squeeze vator, and doesn't care for the song. 12 The Triangle-April 4,1997

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April 4,1997 THE TRIANGLE Page 13 Baseball pow ers past Towson

The Dragons played the Tigers in bacl(-to-bacl( second two-run shot in the fifth, ing and the Dragons turned the Fahy’s first of the season — to Towson already had built an tables with an 18-hit attack in a put the game out of reach. doubieheaders, winning three of the games. insurmountable 14-2 lead which 19-6 blowout. Sperling completed his sent three Drexel hurlers to early After taking advantage of incredible day with a three-run Chris Beckett 29. The 3-1 showing, along with showers in the process. three walks by Towson pitching blast in the sLi^ and^ason Gold SPECIAL TO THE TRIANGLE a 7-1 loss to Villanova at the Starting pitcher Adam DeBray and jumping out to a 3-0 lead in added his fifth long ball of the The Drexel baseball team con­ Liberty Bell Classic on April 2, was ineffective in allowing eight the first, Sperling and Jose spring in the seventh to close out tinued its onslaught on opposing moved the Dragons to 14-12 earned runs on 11 hits before Jimenez hit solo homers in the the scoring. Mike Zwanch struck pitchers by scoring 43 runs and overall, 5-3 in America East. being lifted in the midst of a third for a 5-1 lead. Then the out six batters in six innings of hitting 14 home runs — five by Sperling launched a two-run seven-run fourth inning by the flood gates opened as Drexel sent work to earn his team-leading senior outfielder Matt Sperling homer in the first inning of game Tigers, who won, 16-5. 13 batters to the plate and scored fou rth victory. Friday alone — en route to win­ one on Friday to give the However, game two on Friday 10 runs in the fourth — high­ Game one on Saturday started ning three of four games against Dragons a 2-0 lead. However, by was a different story altogether, lighted by Sperling’s second the same way as both games on -Towson State on March 28 and the time he connected for his as Sperling continued his mash­ home run of the game and Kevin See Baseball on page 15

Women's lacrosse wins two S o f t b a ll f a lls t o 9 - 1 2 Larry Rosenzweig SPORTS EOrrOR The women’s softball team had a rough weekend in its first America East games of the sea­ son, splitting a doubleheader against Hartford on March 28 and dropping two to Vermont on March 29. The 1-3 showing dropped the Dragon’s overall record to 9-12. In the first game against Hartford, Drexel garnered two hits and struck out eight times. The two runs scored by the Hawks in the first inning were all they needed in the Dragons’ 4-0 defeat. Pitcher Shanda Richer got the loss. In game two Drexel came alive, scoring two runs in the bottom of the first inning to take a 2-0 lead. Hartford scored a run in the second, but Drexel came Back to score once in the third and fourth innings to solidify the 4-1 victory. Noah Addis The Triangle Danielle Wojciechowski led Shannon Flynn (left), shoots the ball past the West Chester goaltender Nicole Manos for Drexel's first goal of the game. Flynn scored two more times en route to the Dragons with two RBIs. Lori the Dragons' 11-8 victory over the Rams on March 29..The win upped Drexel's overall record to 2-4. See Softball on page 14

six straight goals in the opening midway through the second half Led by the attaclc of Shannon Flynn and Alicia 12 minutes of play to take an 8-5 on goals from Flynn, Carney, Englebert, the Dragons beat Vermont 12-9 lead. However, a goal each from and Alicia Englebert (2). Carney and Flynn cut the deficit The Dragons increased their and West Chester 11-8. to one. lead to 9-6 on a goal from V erm o n t increased its lead on Michelle Zebrowski. West Larry Rosenzweig Catamounts scored two minutes a goal with 8:29 left to play. Chester pulled to within two on a SPORTS EDITOR into the contest. Down 9-7, Drexel suddenly came goal with 7:41 left in the game, The women’s lacrosse team However, Shannon Flynn alive. The Dragons scored five but Drexel got goals from won its first two games of the notched three straight goals in unanswered goals to take home a Englebert and Kati Coll in the season, beating conference rival less than 10 minutes to give the 12-9 victory. final six minutes to seal an 11-8 Vermont 12-9 on March 21 and D,ragons a 3-1 lead with 14 min­ Flynn led Drexel with four victory. then handing West Chester an utes to go. Vermont scored goals, followed by Carney’s three Englebert led all scorers with 11-8 defeat on March 29. again, but Drexel’s Julie Carney tallies. Goaltender Michelle Geist four goals, while Geist made 12 The victories upped the answered with two of her own to m ade 10 saves in the win. saves in the net. Dragons’ record to 2-4 and end the first half with the Two days later against West The Dragons next go on the evened their conference record Dragons up 5-2. Chester, Drexel kept the ball road for three straight games at Nun Adais The Triangle at 1-1. In the second half, it seemed rolling. After dueling the Rams New Hampshire on April 6, Jaime Long pitches in the first game Against Vermont, Drexel fell as though disaster had struck the to a 4-4 tie after the first half, the Delaware on April 8 and St. of a doubleheader against Vermont. in the hole early after the Drexel squad. Vermont scored Dragons outscored them 4-2 Joseph’s on A p ril 10. 14 Sports The Triangle • April 4,1997 Sports briefs Softball goes 1-3 in Crew places well at Invitational The Drexel crew team participated in its first race of the season at the Villanova Invitational held on March 22. The team raced in the men’s varsity eight, women’s varsity eight, and women’s varsity four. America East w eekend The Drexel A squad took first place in men’s varsity eight with ^ time of 6:32.3. The men’s Drexel B crew finished third, 11.1 seconds Softball from page 13 ing the Dragons’ second consec­ Delaware on April 4. They then behind the leader. utive 6-5 loss. Jaime Long got the host a doubleheader against In women’s varsity eight, the squad finished last, 24.3 seconds Swanson got the win, pitching a loss in two innings o f relief. Villanova on April 8 at 3:30 p.m., behind the first-place Villanova team. In women’s varsity four, Drexel complete game. The Dragons next play a dou­ before traveling to Rider for a placed third, 27.8 seconds behind the first-place Villanova squad. Drexel dropped two games the bleheader at America East rival two-gam e set on A p ril 10. The crew team’s next race is on April 5 at Williams College in next day in a doubleheader Massachusetts. against Vermont. In the first Softball schedule/results game, the Dragons took an early Savicky shines at NCAA championships 2-0 lead in the first, but the Catfi QpiWfifflt Tmt/Btaite Coming off a first-place finish at the America East championships Catamounts scored twice in the 2/21 Kentucky/^ L3-0 in both the one-meter and three-meter boards, freshman diver second and once in the third to 2/22 Marshall^ L5-0 Michael Savicky placed eighth in the one-meter dive and 11th in the take the 3-2 lead. @ UNC-Chapel HII|a W 2-0 three-meter event at the NCAA Diving Zone A Championships host­ After Drexel tied it with a run Ohio University'^ L3-2(9) ed at Princeton University on March 13 and 14. in the fifth inning, both teams 3/8 Maryland (2) L 1 -0 /W 7-2 “M ike’s finish documents the extent of his talents in both our con­ scored twice in the seventh to 3/9 Army (2) W 3-1/W 4-3 ference and on the regional scale,” said Head Coach Bruce Bronsdon. send the game into extra innings. 3/12 @ LaSalle L3-2(8) “[He] leaves us extremely excited about his possibilities for success, Vermont scored in the top of the 3/15 St. Peter’s (2) postponed Rebel Spring Gannes (@ Orlando, Fla.) perhaps even nationally, in the future.” eighth and handed Drexel the 6- 3/22 - 3/26 3/22 Cornell L2-0 Savicky was the only Drexel diver to participate in the meet. 5 loss. Swanson got the loss in Wisconsin-Green Bay L I-0 four innings of relief. 3/23 LIU-Southampton W3-2 Women's soccer signs two recruits The second game saw the Nebraska-Omaha L9-1 First-year women’s soccer head coach Ray Goon announced on Dragons come back from a 5-1 3/25 Brown W4-1 deficit to tie the game in a two- Stetson L5-2 March 18 that Maureen Irwin and Bridgette Henner have signed ru n sbcth inning. 3/26 Wisconsin-Green Bay W 2-0 national letters of intent to play soccer at Drexel. However, the Catamounts Brown W 1-0 The two student-athletes are the first recruited by the Drexel pro- • scored once in the seventh, seal- 3/28 Hartford* (2) L 4-0/W 4-1 gram since it was reinstated to NCAA Division I varsity status last 3/29 Vernnont* (2) L 6-5/L 6-5 year. The team competed as a club sport last fall and will play a full 4/1 Princeton (2) postponed varsity schedule in the fall o f 1997. Softball 4/2 @ Pennsylvania(2) W 1 -0 /W 7-4 Irwin, a 5-foot-ll goaltender attended Shawnee High School in 4/6 @ Delaware* (2) 1:00 p.m. Medford, N.J. There she earned All-Burlington County, First Team Mwch28 4/8 Villanova (2) 3:30 p.m. All-South Jersey, and First Team All-State recognition. Hirtford 4, @ Pr«x«l 0_____ 4/10 @ Rider (2) 3:00 p.m., Hartf'ord 2 0 2000 0 — 440 4/12 Hofstra* (2) 1:00 p.m. Henner is a 5-foot-5 halfback who was a four-year starter at Drexel 000000 0 — 022 4/15 @ St. Joseph's (2) 3:00 p.m. Philadelphia’s Nazareth Academy. She was honored as First Team All- MMch2a 4/16 @ Temple (2) 3:30 p.m. Academy, First Team All-Area, and a PIAA All-Conference pick. @ Pfxel 4, Hartford 1_____ 4/18 @ Towson State* (2) 3:00 p.m. “W e are extremely pleased to welcome Maureen and Bridgette to Hartford 0 1 00000— 132 4/20 Monmouth (2) 1:00 p.m. our program at its start,” said Goon. “They will literally and figura­ Drexel 2 0 1 1 0 0 0 — 4 6 0 4/22 Lafayette (2) 3:30 p.m. tively emerge as the foundation of what we hope will develop into a Much 29 Vtrmont 6, @ Proxol 5 w 4/23 @ Lehigh (2) 3:30 p.m. program w ith great success and tra d itio n ,” 4/25 Vermont 0 2 1 0002 1—6 121 @ Maine* (2) f v? noiw t/V Drexel 20001 02 0— 592 4/27 @ Boston University* (2) MmcH29 4/29 Bucknell(2) o' ' " 3:30p.m: -" ' Vormont 6, @ Drexel 5 5/2 - 5/4 America East Championships (@ Hofstra) TBA The Drexel Department of Athletics has teamed up with CCI Vermont 2 0 2 0 0 1 — 6 132 • America’East opponent Vt : Communications of West Chester for the production o f Drexel Sports Drexel 0 0 2 0 2 0 — 5 7 1 A Triangle Classfc @> UNC-Chapel Hill M agazine, a .television show that will feature highlights, interviews, statistics, results and previews o f Drexel spring sporting events. The sports covered include baseball, crew, golf, men’s lacrosse, women’s lacrosse, softball, men’s tennis and special segments that will focus on offrthe-field achievements o f Drexel student-athletes. The half-hour show, hosted by PRISM’s Ken Adelberger and Sarah GRADUATION TIME Caldwell of Metro Traffic, debuted on March 13. It will air every Thursday on SportsChannel Philadelphia at 6:30 p.m. and on the Com cast N e tw o rk at 7:00 p.m . IS IN THE AIR “Drexel Athletics is extremely excited with the new CCI partner­ ship,” said Director of Athletics Dr. Louis Marciani. “W e approach this as a wonderful way to showcase our exceptional student-athletes and coaches and our entire athletic program through a medium that we historically have not utilized. I anticipate the broadcasts to be informative, entertaining and well-received by current athletes, alum­ ni and Drexel sports enthusiasts in the area.”

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Salaries are attractive! Please call for EXTRA INCOME NOWI XI 4100 color printer included. Willing to sell for ENVELOPE STUFFMa - $M0 • tMO mwy iMih more information or write to: Camp Sussex FrMMiai;8A8Elo $1500 or best offer. Contact Frank at 387-5125 Fax InlMfullenal Inc. ext. 2850 or email [email protected] 33 Blatherwick Dr.Berlin, N. J. 08009 1371 Cemy Wmd Am. (215) 895-5935 BfoaUyii, Nnt Yoifc 11130 Brand new 13’ TV $100 Call Frank 387-5175 ext 2850 or email [email protected] If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the Phone («09) 753-9265 or (718) 261-8700 check or money order should be faxed and the original should be mailed or dropped off in person. CmndiKl' i^m rhnente E-mail RBAN & B y e 3600-06 Spring G arden If you are a Drexel student, you can REALTOR E-mail your ad to the classifieds Close to Drexel manager at st95za4y@dunx1 ,ocs. 363gWarrtnSt. Large 1 BR Apartment with private baclcyard, hardwood floors, closelo Drexel. $515 heat incl. Available May 1st. Efficiencies $3 1 5-340 drexel.edu. Include the information 1 B e d r o o m $ 4 2 5 outlined above. 3626 Powelton Ave. Pour bedroom house. Close to Drexel. $900t- 2 Bedroom $525 430 N. 31st St. Two bedroom house with living room, separate dining Costs & Limits room. $525+. Available Moy 1st Drexel Shuttle service every 15 minutes on corner outside of building. Security Guard on premise 24 hours a day. Intercom Security. DnxdAd¥9rtis9n Call qur Rental Dep^m ent 222-4800 about these Heat & Hot water included. Laundry facilities on premises. and omer availafSie apartments aivf. Houses m Cost: Free. Normal ad rates apply for University City 7 Pow elton^l age. personal businesses and apart­ CALL 5 5 1 -9 1 0 0 ments. Limits: 2 cfessified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maximum for each. Personals have a 25 word maximum. Ads may be edited. B«Homed Out STUDENT Outside AdverHsers Cost: (per issue) $4.50 for the first 25 words and $.25 for each word Need to Refocus? ™Y* VEL thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 extra. Ads must be pre-paid. Pay­ STA Travel is the world’s largest ment can be made by cash, money travel organization specializing order or check. Limits: There are no ad limits or in low-cost travel for students. word limits for paid classifieds. PSSTI Got the urge to travel? STA Travel has great student airfares to Other Information destinations around the world. Oo shopping -on our website for current No classifieds will be accepted over student airfares. the telephone. Multiple ads with (215) 382-2928 duplicate subjects will not be j3 7 3 0 Walnut Stratt accepted unless they are paid for. Philadfllphla, PA 19104 Ads may be cancelled, corrected or STA TRAVEL continued by notifying the www.sta-travel.com We've been thwre, classifieds staff by the 5:00 p.m. inteniational Stiiilent lilentity Cards Hostel Membership Tuesday deadline. You must include Around the World Spring Break your phone number with your Student Airfares Travel Insurance correspondence. Domestic Discounts Packages for 18-34 yrs. Eurail Passes Budget Hotels The Trian^e • April 4,1997 Classifieds 21 For Sale For Sale Help Wanted Announcements Personals PC Intel 486 33Mhz, 450 Meg HD. 8Mg Ram. Tons elbows proteaors- $55. Air Conditioner, window through exec. Commission plus bonus for inter­ Come Join Jung Sim Do, Martial Arts Club. The week of 3/31 was, 'so I tied her to a chair and of software $690 obo. Full size bed (box and mat­ type $30, vacuum cleaner $20, call 215-243-0232 view call 610 668-0995 Tuesday & Thursday 7-9. Saturday 12-2. @ dance I shaved off all her hair.' Sorry for the delay. tress with frame) one year old. book shelf, desk, or [email protected] studio in the gym. More information to the kids Just starting co-op again: Can you chair, love seat, with coffee table, double dresser, For sale: 1705 Apple Monitor in box Never [email protected] Hoover carpet vacuum, Sony cordless telephone. Announcements ~ make a couple of blueprints for me? And take my opened. $600 (firm) call (609) 232-4684 or email Cpilege Financial Aid- Student Financil Service Celebrate w/the Pilgrim Wesleyan Youth of messages, too. 111 be at lunch. Standing lamp, radio and other stuff. Ask for [email protected] prices. 243-0946 profiles over 200,000+ individual schlorships, Philadelphia MlnKoncert Free 6700 N. Broad St. Meanie boyfriends rule...hey matt..where the hell Powerbook for sale: Power book 180-4/80 for sale grants, loans and fellowships from private and Philadelphia, PA 19126 March 9, 1997 Starts at is your bed?...dan praga khan rocks..i am listening For sale, nice book case S50, Electric oil radiator w/Supra express d/f included- ask $750 OBO call $40, study desk $25. Call 387-3455______government funding sources. A must for anyone 6.00 p.m contact: [email protected] to it right now 215-405-0191 call for John seeking free money for college. Call Student Long live the see thru infinity booty shakers Honda Accord '87, grey silver color, w/ sunroof, Packard Bell 133 Mhz Pentium PC. 16Mg RAM 1 Financial Sen/kies: 1 -800-472-9575 ext. F52805 cruise control, and stereo. Well-maintained Personals ~ Mary Anne — so you are finally getting the paper. Gig hard drive 16-bit 3-d sound and speckers. Adoption: 'Children Friendly' Parent Hopefuls: engine. $2500 US. Call Wut 386-2570______Hey dummie — yea, you. You're not so bad. I like CongratulaticihsI Sorry it took so k>ng. Color Monitor w/ Imb video memory 14.4 Married 10 years. Professional Educations. Mom you. And maybe you're not so dumb. 83 Honda Prelude for sale, good condition. modem/ fax. Comes w/internet and software Stays Home. Nurturing, Fun-Loving, Family To Be. Gina, don't think I forgot you! How's Boston? Dinko, how are your lungs after last nights perfor- Fm/am cassette radio. 5 speed, sunroof, high package, price nego. call 482-2870 Please Call Doreen & Chuck 1 -800-484-6482 code Andy Byers and Steve Brown- Thanks for making mance. milage but runs good. Call Danny 244-6732. 6396.______my first week on the job so much fun. I won't for­ Newton Message Pad 120. Hardly used, includes Wanted Cruise and Land Tour Employment! Discover how Kimmy — Rest in peace. We love you always. get all your help- especially the save button!! Lots unopened Newton Connection Kit for Macintosh. Counter and delivery person wanted. Apply at Andy Yeh: Where have you gone? You can't hide of Love, A. $399 OBO. Contact Mike @ (215) 387-5251 or to work in exotic locations, meet fun poeplel Earn Buffalo Bills Restaurant 3505 Lancaster Ave. from me forever. Damien — Congrats on the ECWA award. You email to st91j93j@dunx1. up to $2000+month in these exciting industries. Philadelphia. For more information call: Cruise Employment This weeks spontaneous song lyric is 'they were rock Mac Performa 636CD/66 Mhz, Like New I 250MB Garage Space wanted in Powelton Village. I need Services 206-634-0468 ext C52801. followed by row and rows of the finest virtuosos' To a guy named Goropolus: Don't ask anymore. HD, 8(24)RAM, 4XCD ROM, 28.8 SuperFast space for my car. Please call Don @ 382-3538 and Modem, Apple 15" Color Monitor, PhotoShop, MS leave a message Office95, and more. Asking $850 obo w/2400 Color Stylecolor $1100. Call 386 8059 or e-mail Wanted for Cash; Ethernet card for Mac Performa [email protected] 6320CD. Please call 215-895-1271 leave message. Anytime OK Will return call. Moving Sale! Full size bed $100. Study desk chair ^Jows the time to lamp $35. Study desk-hchair(ikea) $20. Dining I want your old toys and childhood stuff- table(ikea)$50.Call 222-2422.______Anything sitting around in attics basements clos­ 87 Dodge Caravan LE, orig owner; all options; ets, garages, from when you were a kid. Good never driven hard; nice car for money $3,000. prices paid. Call 571 -4372 or email st96573s Hate to part with it. Bill Beerman 609-547-3512 or Want to buy: small used apt/dorm sizes refridger- start building that email sg%[email protected]. ator for under $50. Used in line skates womens BMW 320i 79.4 spd, AC, sunroof, silver with bieige size 7 for under $100. Leave msg for Rachel 296- interior. BBS wheels, Michellns, Bilstelns, stereo. 4198 Excellent condition, all sen/ice records, only BMW Wanted - for Cash: Ethernet card for Mac service/parts. No accidents. Garage kept. 215-496- Performa 6320CD. Please call 215-895-1271 leave B eautiful Ta n ! 0827 or [email protected] message. Anytime - OK - Will return call. Everything must go. 27 inch TV with surround sound stereo system. Techniques Tuner, Text Books Come to Integrated power amplifier with Super Bass, dual Book sale : Business policy, group interpersonal deck tape player. Center table marble bottom behavior, International Marketing, HR administra­ with glass top. 2 Oriental rugs. 662-1728. tion. Call 545-8680. 100 sq ft loft with pull down ladder and railing. Textbooks for sale: Taylor: Introduction to Will includecarpet, loft built to fit many areas, Management Science ( BSTAT 604) Pamela including dorms. Built to dorm standard, painted Peterson: Financial Management and Analysis brown. For information call Shawn 222-6250 Please leave a message for Esther at 895-6970 leave message. Asking $ 300 obo. Books to sell! LIT235, PSCIlOO, HIST167, ACQ116 Are you looking for a loft? Get a great deal on a & ECON321. Great condition and LOW prices. Call loft by calling Jill at 571-4422. Call soon, because (215) 222-0851 or e-mail me at st96py4s. it must go! 1987 Audi 4000S, 5 spd, cruise control, A/C, sun- Services roof, 90K. Very clean, runs great, asking $2100 Try Intro to In-line Skating. PE-047 the only course obo. Call George at 243-1044 Drexel offers designed not to be a crash course! Compaq 386 LTE Laptop. 10 MB ram, 190 MB HD, Email st90jjrm for details. Internal Modem, Window 3.11, Microsoft Office. Yo College Boys!! You are on our own In a big city. Great for travel adn library work. $450 obo. Also However, you still need 'fatherly' guidance and docking station for home use. $150 obo. Email good, old fashioned discipline. Call 549-0470. [email protected] or 222-0787 #1 Ranked Fundraiser. Your group, club, FratV Sor. PowerComputing 132Mhz Mac Clone 604e. 1.2 can raise up to $200-$1000 In one week. Minimal Gig HD, 16mb RAM. 4xcd. $1500 Brand new. In hours/ effort required. Call 800-925-5548, Access box, unopened. Call 222-7038 or st90jjrm code 22. Partlcpants recieve Free Sports camera Comic Books Amazing Spider-Man; The Breaking for calling. “W e Guarantee the Lowest Prices" of Batman's Back, Superman's death and so on. Contact me Yanatha e-mail [email protected] Resumes-Dont kn^ what to write? Relax. We'll el.edu handle It. Our perfect resumes get interviews. Call tonight 215-782-1460. Ask for Jewel. Will trade a Macintosh Centris 650(230MB Hard ^096 Off with this Flyer! drive/8MB RAM) for a Powerbook for Spring and Summer terms. Call 222-5445 or email Help Wanted [email protected]. Music Industry Internship. Asylum Marketing seeks field reps in Philadelphia, sophomore/ 83 Honda Prelude, good condition, fm/am cas- above 20-25 hours week required. College credit sette radio, 5 speed, sunroof, high mileage but a plus. Knowledge of new music adn your market runs good. Call Danny 244-6732 F o r on Appointment Coll 3 90-5777 a must. Work with indie and major labels. Call Empty truck subwoofer box. Has 2 horn tweeters Gloria 213-368-4738 or fax resume 213-954-7622 and is ready for two 8' subwoofers. All wires and W a lk -in s acceprted speaker grilles included. $25 OBO. st96e692@ $ 1000's Possible Reading Books. Part Time. At post.drexel.edu or (610)642-8233. Home. Toll free 1-800-218-9000. EXTR-7685 for listings. Moving sale!! Sharp microwave $70 (never use),soft sets for five people $50, dining Wanted: Outstanding staff for exceptional sum­ table(ikea) $50. Call 222-2422 or leave a message. mer camp! 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Flex hours, excellent earning and Superb capabilities and unbelievable price. Call lots of fun. 10 students needed immediately. 215- 662-9649. 568-1700 ext 182______White 93 Honda Civic EX, full option, everything auto, sun roof, new tires (Pirelli, all season), new Accounting major for part time work: A/R, A/P, brakes, low mileage (only 34,800 miles), excellent monthly jeport, (Microsoft 'Office' skills are a condition, only $10,950. Call Jane 215-508-1802. plus) Drexej Area real estate office 387-1002 Utw Car for sale! Ford taurus 86, black auto, A/C, Lifeguards: certified-f/t, p/t, and subs. Memorial am/fm, 84 kmiles (original), clean, looks and runs day to Labor day. Call Tuen-Key Pools 610-828- good, ask $1700 call (215) 243-2304.______5590______Brand new Sega Saturn Core System, 1 week old, We destroyed the environment for profit. Let's played only once. Everything is there, even war- restore It for profit. Progresive Co. seeking reps. 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11’ Welcome Back • Spring A Drexel Celebration for all students, faculty and staff HOLIDAY, APRIL 14 SUNDAY, APRIL 20 A n n X: 4th A nnual D r e x e l v s . H o f s t r a - E xhibition of th e N esbi it B a s e b a l l D oubleheader 12:00 pm, Drexel Field (43rd d Powelton) C ollege of D esign A rts

6:00 pm - 9:00 pm. (neeptJon), D r e x e l v s . M o n m o u t h - NesM t Annex, 220 Cherry Street S o f t b a l l D oubleheader The Annual Exhibition prcicnti work from jiudents. faculty and alumni of Ncvbttt College. 1:00 pm, D rtxel^ield (43rd d Powelton) This student ofj{a/iizecst known for his portrayal L e a d e r s h i p T r a c k , as a gay high school student on prime time P r o g r a m # 1 television. In many ways his screcn character mirrored his experieiKe in ival life. Come hear Sponsored by the Student Life Wilson tell his story in this very humoroi;$ and Leadership Committee persoful k'cture. 7:00 pm • 9:30 pm, O eete Video Lounge Observe Capuin Picard and crcw navigate difftcult situations and crisis by usini; SATURDAY, APRIL 26 Covey’s 7 Habits of Highfy Effective f^eoplc. Oo you have v«^t it ukcs to be a leader in E m p o w e r X , Leadership the Next Generation? Food & drinks free! 101: Leadership T rack, If you participate in 2 of the 3 Leadership Track profram s you could win a $200 fift THURSpAY (continued) SATUHDAY (continued) P r o g r a m # 3 certKkate to the Orexel Bookstoref « Sponsored by the Student Life Leadership v s . T o w n s o n S t a t e M u r p h y C u p - C om m ittee - W o m e n ’s L a c r o s s e 10:00 am > 2:00 pm, Stein Auditorium TUESDAY, APRIL 15 D r e x e l C r e w leadership skills for the new millennium. Don't 4:00 pm, Drexel Field, (43rd d PoweHon) / 1:00 om, Kelly Drive D r e x e l v s . S t . J o s e p h ’s - miss tl^is third and final program of the Drexel leadership Track. Attertdance is fimitcd to the T e n n i s FRIDAY, APRIL 18 D r e x e l v s . H o f s t r a - first 100 students. For more information contact 3;00 pm, Orexef Field (43rd d Powdton) T h e S e a r c h f o r t h e B a s e b a l l the Office of the Dean of Students (895-2506). 2:00 pm, Drexel Field (43rd dt PoweHon) B k » P i g J i g ( d i n n e r ) P e r f ' e c t P i z z a 1 If you participate In 2 of the 3 Leadership Track programs you could win a $200 g ift 5;00 • 7;00 pm. Quod • $6.50 without meal plan 1:00 pm « 1:30 pm. Creese Lobby D r e x e l v s . M e r c y h u r s t - certificate to the Drexel Bookstore! W elcome back Soutfiern style! Com e to the WeVe bokjng to twn»e Omj favorite pir/a of Quad for a fmge outdoor picnic featuring siuiin' Drexel University. Chow dovm on pina from M e n ’s L a c r o s s e southern cuisine. A foot stompin' knee slapping your local piKcrias and pUce your vote! 1:00 pm, Drexel Field (43rd d Powe/ton) SUNDAY, APRIL 27 good time! . ■ P resideotial S u m m i t o n B e a v i s & B u t t h e a d P h i l l i e s v s . E x p o s C o m m u n i t y S e r v i c e WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16 D o A m e r i c a 5:00 pm,Toilgote, 6:00 pm, buses leave Creese Student Center I f;jOO am (kick-off) • 3:00 pm. Location TBA Sponsored by Campus Activities Board A c t i v i t i e s U n l i m i t e d Ticket dittrfbutton will begin Monday, April 14. Her«‘s your chance to be a part of this historic 7:0& pm, 9:30 pm, 12:00 am, Stein Auditorium • f2 12:00 pm • 2:00 pm. Quad There if a limited amount, first come firtf serve. national summit. Activities include painting This Is a uttte. sight and sound «xiravagWura of Drexel Night at Veteran's Stadium! Get your murals, covering graffiti, cleaning up empty lots Drexel University and Philadelphia, fleet student SATURDAY, APRIL 19 fft!€ ticket from the Office of Student Activities and planting gardens.To a*gister call 665-2S9I. repreSHitatrves f(om over 75 stiniont organimtions (Ca*ese, 124) and have n fa»« night at theVfet! For on-carnpus information contact Linda E m e r g i n g L e a d e r s i n a and decide which one is best for you! Show up early for free fbpd at the ta>%n(c' Arendc. Director of Community Services & D i v e r s e S o c i e t y : Transporration to and from the game will be Programs {S9S-2I58) D r e x e l v s . P e n n - B a s e b a l l provided. L e a d e r s h i p T r a c k , 1,'J# pm, Drexel field (43rd d Powelion) P r o g r a m #! SUNDAY, APRIL 20 M o n t e C a r u > N i g h t Sponsored by the Student Life S p r i n g W e l c o m e B a c k Spomored by the Resident Student Association Leadership Committee Casino night on campus! Prites, food & 10:00 am > 2:00 pm, 2019 - 2020 MacAlirter Hall F i n a l e drinks free! InterACTion is an inieractive improvisatiooal Sponsored by Enrollment Management 1 M pm - 11:00 pm. New Tower 2nd Floor exeix'ise ywhere you will luve the opportunity to 12:00 pm . 3.00 p«n^ Arch Street (32nd - 34(h) lead as the i(ey .strategist and problem solver. Carnival Rides, student band bash, intramural Sponsored by Student Life THURSDAY, APRIL 17 These skills are imporunt to learn and nuster in competitions, free food jmd fun! AH students, E arthfest ’97 Sponsored today s diverse workplace. Advance sign up is faculty and staff are invited to welconie nt»w required in the Office of Student Activities. students to Drcjtel as part of the Sneak Preview BY Lam bda Chi A lpha Attendance is limited to the first 80 jtudems. program? Co-iponsored by CAB, Office of Community If you participate in 2 of the } Leadership Services tk Proip*ams. Office of Students Activities Track programs you could win a $200 gift $ 9 M om • 2:30 pm. Quod certificate to the Drexel Bookstore! DREXEL Vi Annual environn>cntal awareness festival witf' U N i V K R S I f V infomiation, shows and inreractive gan>e$ & rides! $ ll y\- X*% The Triangle • April 4,1997 Entertainment 23 Turn on, tune in, buy tickets Coming to the Triangle area Wherever there's trouble, they’re VW miaobus from page 24 Sam pled bliss. smokers, and midnight chicken there on the double, they're the April 18 will bring the chokers. Bloodhound Gang. If you've the fuck out of a guitar. No death Southern rock stylings of So, if you’re feeling trapped by got the crime, these sub­ metal finger exercises, just string Widespread Panic. They seem this supposed tidal wave of elec- urban Philiy hip-hop tearing blues rock, the stuff of to sell out show after show with­ tronica, unable to find a shred of punkoes have got the hippie granola jam wet dreams. out much hype in the major organic relevance amidst the time. With the style to Another band from the home media venues. Their followers looped cymbals and baggy pant­ put songs about Mr. of the Silver Bullet, The Samples, swear by them, and, unlike the ed trip-hopping, take refuge with Rogers and cunnilin- play on April 11. They played the Allmans, these guys are all alive. other lost souls. There’s a safe gus on they're Penn Spring Fling a few years Finally, from the man who place where the only fake, manu­ album, they're good back, along with Sonic Youth -apparently doesn’t die, even after factured sound is that of the cash for a few laughs. Oh, and P-Funk. cremation. The Jerry Garcia register. and they play crunchy They did the whole folk-rock- Band comes to Cheesesteakville chords that everyone reggae party, ^nd I’m sure they’ll on April 26. These bands will be appearing at The loves. Pray to God they do it again. W hat better way to I hear the Electric Factory Electric Factory, 7th and Willow find the hip-hop vibe. The break in those new Birkenstocks plans to have Visine on tap for (between Spring Garden and Trocadero, Wth arid Arch, on than with a few swirls around the this very special show, sure to Callowhill). For information, call 627- Friday, April 4. For information call Factory floor in a hazy state of attract only the kindest of jokers. 1332. 922-5483.

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Peter T. Buckley crowning of new World MILITANT E>aREMIST Heavyweight Champion the In the five years I have been at Undertaker after he defeated Drexel, I have never done any­ Psycho Sid. thing to celebrate Spring Break, Ahmed Johnson with the Even though my birthday has Legion of Doom defeated fallen during every one, it’s never Farrooq Asad with the Nation of amounted to anything near the Domination in a Chicago Street week-long extravaganzas I’ve Fight, and the Hitman Bret Hart seen on the T V news. beat Stone Cold Steve Austin This year hovyever, I think I’ve into unconsciousness in a brutal, made up for everything. Leaving no-holds-barred, submission Drexel’s campus Saturday, match. March 22, I returned seven days This was actually the 10 year and 2,512 miles later ready to anniversary of my last trip to take over the world. Wresilemaniay when I was thir­ During this time and across teen, only this time I had a better this great distance, I experienced seat, which I even got to keep. an adventure of epic propor­ W hile in Illinois, we caught tions. the excitement of Monday Night M y initial destination was the RAW, broadcast live from the W isconsin. night to see them would have W e were told that if there were metropolis of Chambersburg in Metrocenter in Rockford the At the Denny’s of Janesville, jeopardized our chances of see­ anyplace that would have south central Pennsylvania, night after Wrestlemania. we broke out the map and real­ ing Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin memorabilia, it where I picked It was there ized that the same Interstate 90 Pennsylvania, New York, New would be Woodman’s. This up my compan­ that the adven­ we were using connected Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, am ounted to some cases o f n o n ­ ion. ture truly began. Chicago with the beautiful city of Massachusetts, Rhode Island, alcoholic Old Milwaukee and From there, Rockford is Boston, Massachusetts. Connecticut, New Jersey, some Green Bay Packers window we were off to located about an The fact that one road con­ Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, stickers. Chicago, Illinois hour’s drive nected the two cities was just too West Virginia and the nation of We eventually found a truck for a few days in from Chicago tempting, and we decided to . stop and got some postcards the W indy City along Interstate m ake the tre k and see just h ow While in each state, we decid­ before heading back to the and the Super 90. many states we could hit along ed we’d try to find some piece of Howard Johnson’s, but we Bowl of Sports W e were told the way. memorabilia to commemorate picked up the Packers stickers Entertainment k n o w n as by some of our wrestling com­ Minnesota and Iowa were a our passing. After asking a too. Wrestlemania. rades that we were only about mere 200 miles from us, but in Wisconsin native where the best On Tuesday, March 25 we left This year saw the arrival of the twenty minutes from the great order for us to have gone to both place to find such an item would Chi-town. On our way, we thirteenth installment of the state of Wisconsin. we wouldn’t have made it back to be, we found ourselves at stopped at Notre Dame W orld Wrestling Federation’s Being that close, we just had to the hotel in time for checkout. Woodman’s, an all-night super­ University in South Bend and Wrestlemania, highlighted by the experience what it meant to be in Also, driving through the m arket. See $100 in tolls on page 23

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