La Paz to Have a Convention Center in 2012

December 27th, 2011

YEAR: 3 Nº: 72 PUBLISHER: Hally J. Productions S. de R.L. EDITOR: Gari-Ellen Donohoe La Paz To Have A Convention Center In 2012

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Governor Marcos Covarrubias Villaseñor has managed to receive from congress in Mexico City a commitment of 90 million pesos to start the first phase of a convention center for La Paz.

The Governor stated that because of the need to look for alternatives to reactive tourism in La Paz, he asked congress for resources to start this project that would contribute greatly to tourism development of the area.

“We have a preliminary strategy that includes a convention center for La Paz that will be built in phases. Therefore, once the first phase is complete, the center will be functional but construction will continue. All said and done, 300 millions will be spent and La Paz will Judy Peterson of FANLAP and Valeria Rivera Alvarado of CostaBaja are joined by children of FANLAP at COSTABAJA’S TREE OF JOY celebration. have a center for up to 2000 people,” he said. All toys collected until December 31st, 2011 will be delivered to the FANLAP comedor for King’s Day, January 6th, 2012. FANLAP and CostaBaja thank-you for helping them bring smiles to the children of La Paz. Covarrubias Villaseñor pointed out that the convention center project for La Paz will help the state promote Governor Covarrubias itself to Mexico and to the World as a place for business tourism and a destination capable of hosting large Villaseñor Inaugurates events. New Tourist Pier Lastly, the Governor acknowledged the will of the federal government for their continued support of TBC the state with projects and actions aimed at improving the quality of life for those who live in Baja California Governor Marcos Covarrubias Villaseñor has inaugurated Sur. Actions that allow for the reactivation of the local a new tourist pier located between Cuauhtemoc Park economy and new options to attract tourism and Los Arcos Hotel on the Malecon of La Paz. and generate new sources of employment.

A new tourist pier on the malecon was inaugurated by Continues on page 19 Governor Marcos Covarrubias Villaseñor. December 27th, 2011 2

Movies playing included three new releases and 2 family films; a variety for any avid moviegoer. As for other movie theatres in Mexico, most movies at Cinemex are shown in English and subtitled in Spanish. Kids movies are generally dubbed in Spanish as was our movie of choice yesterday, Alvin and the Chipmunks 3. That Alvin is a feisty one!

To know what is playing, head to the But the kids are super excited and are Paz Shopping Center on Abasolo, which Cinemex website at www.cinemex.com Where has the time gone?! I was behaving rather well considering they is home as well to Mega Comercial or La and head to Ciudad and find La Paz. just telling Gaby, who puts the paper are on a break from school and have not Comer, as they are calling themselves in Find the Buscar icon, click and the list together, that this is the last edition done much today other than ask me, local radio advertisements, Cinemex is of movies will appear that are currently for 2011. What happened to 2011? It all “How many more hours until we go on new to La Paz with 7 screens and 3 VIP playing. Click on whichever movie you seems a blur to me now. But I had a great the airplane.” I am glad we are leaving screens. would like to see and get show times, year, not exceptional but a good one and tomorrow. I can’t take much more of trailer and language info. thank-you to all my friends who helped that question. keep me sane throughout it. I thrive on Cinepolis, located in the your love and support. Yesterday, to break-up the Soriana Mall on Forjadores, afternoon, the kids and I has opened a smaller, 5 Anyhow, my kids want time to go even ventured out to the new screen theater at the new faster. They want me to wrap up this Cinemex movie theatre. A Soriana grocery store at edition NOW! They think if I get this two minute drive from our Paseo La Paz Mall, beside letter done, the faster our Christmas house (note to self – walk Home Depot. To see what holiday will start. We have our suitcases next time) I think this new is playing at either of the packed, as we are headed out to spend movie theatre will be a Cinepolis theatres in La Christmas with the Abuelos in Culiacan, favourite of ours. Paz, head to the webpage Sinaloa. Yes, it is going to be one of www.cinepolis.com and THOSE Christmas’. Located in the new Punto La Cinemex head to Ciudad and find La What are the VIP screening rooms all Paz. Then head to Complejo and choose about? Of course I asked and they either Cinepolis La Paz (original movie showed me a beautiful viewing room theatre) or Cinepolis Paseo La Paz. Then, with fewer seats and chairs that recline. just click on the consulta cartelera to see No need to wait in line for your popcorn what is playing and show times. Easy. and drink. The VIP screening rooms have waiters, so you take your seat All right folks, I am signing off for the last and someone will arrive shortly to take time in 2011. Have a safe and fun holiday your order. No more missing out on the season. I wish you all health, love and previews for upcoming movies as you happiness for 2012. See you when I get wait in line for popcorn. Nice! Cost for back. VIP tickets are currently at 70 pesos but I am told that this will go up a bit in the Yours, New Year. Cost for tickets for the other 7 screens is 35 pesos, all ages, all day, Gari-Ellen everyday. 3 December 27th, 2011

The Results are in for the Baja Citizen First Annual “Best Of”! Thank-you to all of those who Best Breakfast ON THE WATER BEST voted in the 1st Annual Baja – Rancho Viejo Best Dive Shop Gym – Kinesis Mind and Body Studio on Citizen “Best of”. Just under Palapa on Piñeda – Buceo Carey Piñeda 100 ballots came in and have Best Fish – at Marina de La Optical Shop – Valdez on Bravo been counted. None other Moyeyos Seafood Paz Pharmacy – Farmacorama on 16 de than Garda Donohoe, our on the Malecon Best Fishing Trips – Septiembre extra special assistant, tallied Best Bakery – Pan Tailhunter International Electronics – Steren on Forjadores the results. D’Les on Madero on the Malecon Hardware Store – El Arco on Abasolo A few categories were added by YOU, Best Ice-Cream – La Fuente on the Best Day Trip – Isla Espirito Santo the voter, and some categories were left Malecon Best Snorkling - Isla Espirito Santo blank. Also, Best Sushi, Best Massage Best Bar – Best Marina – Marina La Paz on Topete and Best Hairstylist were all tied (Best Tailhunter on Best Marine Supply – Agencia Seamar at Sushi with five restaurants!), so no clear the Malecon Marina de La Paz winner. Best Margarita Kayaking Outfillter – BOA We would like to thank the following – The Shack on Best Beach three businesses in the city of La Paz Allende – Balandra BEST VIEWS who hosted the official ballot boxes for Best Grocery Store – Chedraui on Abasolo Beach For Sunset – the “Best of” ballot. Tailhunters on the LANGUAGE LODGING Malecon Allende Books on Indepencenica, Best Spanish School – Best Hotel – For Sunrise – The between Serdan and G. Prieto. Se Habla…La Paz on La Concha Resort Malecon Omni Services on the Malecon, between Madero Ocampo and Lerdo de Tejeda Best Other Langange Best B&B – El WINE & SPIRITS Sabores de Mexico on Madero, between School – Allianca Angel Azul on Best Wine List – La Encantada on Belisario 5 de Mayo and Constitucion Francais on Guillermo Independencia Dominguez Prieto Continues on page 19 Readers, you gave us your opinion on the “Best Of” and by voting for your business ARTS & CULTURE of choice, we hope that some of your Best Museum – Museum of Anthropology favorite local merchants that may have and History of Baja been struggling to stay afloat get a much Best Festival – Dia de los Muertos – needed financial shot in the arm. Please November 1st and 2nd at the Teatro de la support our local businesses in La Paz. Ciudad Best Gifs/Crafts Without – Las Manitas on further ado – Independencia The “Best Of” Best Band – Laura 2011 and The Baja Boys Best Solo – Laura GOOD EATS Best Bookstore Taco Stand – Rancho Viejo on Marquez – Allende de Leon Books on Restaurant – Palermo’s on the Malecon Independencia Best Pizza – Il Rustico on Revolucion

Publisher: Hally J. Productions S. de R. L. La Paz, BCS 23090 Mexico

Editor Gari-Ellen Donohoe [email protected] Gari-Ellen’s cell (612) 159 13 88

Graphic Design Gabriela Inzunza Salgado The Baja Citizen is a free circulation community newspaper that is distributed in La Paz and the communities of Centenario, Todos Santos, Pescadero, El Sargento/La Ventana and Los Ba- rriles every second Monday. The views of contributers to The Baja Citizen do not necesarily reflect those of the Publishers. December 27th, 2011 4

Hi Gari-Ellen, from is ludicrous. We are the economic The headline told it all--”US Ex-Pats Get elite here, and the very least we can do for A Chance to Tell Mexican Government our host country and people is let them Representatives What They Want and have the Mexico THEY want, not the one Need”--but I read the article anyway. SOME of us prefer. And they do NOT want I would like your readers to consider to lose their homes and access to the FLOR DE NOCHE BUENA: two points: can any of them imagine waters they have fished for generations- THE FLOWER OF THE the national government of the USA -as they have in Los Cabos and Todos HOLY NIGHT or Canada convening an assembly of Santos--so that wealthy English-speakers Helga Kuhne Mexican ex-pats to ask them what and wealthy Spanish-speakers can make they want and need? And, since most each other wealthier. And they do NOT In Mexico, the coming of the Christmas of the people represented at the Ex- want ugly developments all over the land season is announced by the blooming of pat Forum are not Mexican citizens, by God made beautiful. the Flor de Nochebuena, the Mexican what possible right do they put what name of the flower English-speaking they want and need before the wants What an amazing thing it would be ifpeople call Poinsettia. and needs of the Mexican people? And there were a national summit--or even yes, the agenda they came up with does a local one--of ex-pats who had theThe shrub, that can grow from 2 to 16 exactly that. agenda “Ask not what Mexico can dofeet tall with colors ranging from white for us, ask what we can do for Mexico.” to pink to scarlet, is native to Mexico and Mark Twain said there were “lies, Myself, I moved to La Paz three years Central America where it grows in moist, damned lies, and statistics,” by which ago precisely because it was so unlikewooded ravines and rocky hillsides. The he meant that it is possible to prove the USA, and each commercial plazascientific name of this flower isEuphorbia diametrically opposed “facts” by a development that decreases the income pulcherrima, meaning the most beautiful. selective use of numbers. The idea that of family businesses is a heartbreak toPoinsettia gets its name from Joel Roberts ex-pats contribute more to the well-being me, not a cause for celebration. If youPoinsett, the first United States Minister of Mexico than we cost by our presence want a Costco culture, please move toto Mexico after the independence from here is a proposition that can be proved Cabo. If you want your signs in English, or disproved, depending on the numbers please move to Todos Santos. La Paz is one uses. Same for whether Mexicans for people who value peace for the many living in the USA or Canada contribute over prosperity for the few. or cost more. What is undeniably true is Thanks for listening, that well-to-do Mexicans get richer from Susan Starr our presence here, and that well-to-do Americans get richer from the presence Hi Susan, of Mexicans in the USA. If life in the USA Thanks for sending your letter. I enjoyed were so worth emulating for the majority your comment, “Ask not what Mexico of residents, there would be no Occupy can do for us, ask what we can do for movement, and the call of ex-pats to Mexico.” This rings very true, especially make Mexico more like where they come Continues on page 14 5 December 27th, 2011

from is ludicrous. We are the economic elite here, and the very least we can do for our host country and people is let them have the Mexico THEY want, not the one SOME of us prefer. And they do NOT want to lose their homes and access to the FLOR DE NOCHE BUENA: Spain. He waters they have fished for generations- THE FLOWER OF THE introduced the -as they have in Los Cabos and Todos HOLY NIGHT plant to the Santos--so that wealthy English-speakers Helga Kuhne USA in 1828. and wealthy Spanish-speakers can make each other wealthier. And they do NOT In Mexico, the coming of the Christmas From the 17th Poinsettia want ugly developments all over the land season is announced by the blooming of century, the God made beautiful. the Flor de Nochebuena, the Mexican Franciscan friars in Mexico included the name of the flower English-speaking plants in their Christmas celebrations. What an amazing thing it would be ifpeople call Poinsettia. The star-shaped leaf pattern is said to there were a national summit--or even symbolize the Star of Bethlehem and the a local one--of ex-pats who had theThe shrub, that can grow from 2 to 16 red color represents blood and sacrifice, agenda “Ask not what Mexico can dofeet tall with colors ranging from white through the crucifixion of Jesus. for us, ask what we can do for Mexico.” to pink to scarlet, is native to Mexico and Myself, I moved to La Paz three years Central America where it grows in moist, Once more, we enjoy the sight of the ago precisely because it was so unlikewooded ravines and rocky hillsides. The most beautiful flower celebrating the USA, and each commercial plazascientific name of this flower isEuphorbia Christmas in many parts of the world, development that decreases the income pulcherrima, meaning the most beautiful. reminding us of our past and present of family businesses is a heartbreak toPoinsettia gets its name from Joel Roberts traditions and the importance of gifts me, not a cause for celebration. If youPoinsett, the first United States Minister from our heart, no matter how tiny and want a Costco culture, please move toto Mexico after the independence from humble, like the actual flower of the Flor Cabo. If you want your signs in English, de Nochebuena, which is not the red please move to Todos Santos. La Paz is part of it but the small yellow structures for people who value peace for the many found in the center of each leaf bunch, over prosperity for the few. which are called Cyathia. In Mexico, the Thanks for listening, Flor de Nochebuena is a beautiful and Susan Starr appreciated Christmas gift, full of life and meaning. It is, after all, a gift from Hi Susan, Mexico to the world!! Thanks for sending your letter. I enjoyed your comment, “Ask not what Mexico FELIZ NAVIDAD Y FELIZ AÑO NUEVO! can do for us, ask what we can do for MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW Mexico.” This rings very true, especially YEAR! Continues on page 14 December 27th, 2011 6

The Tianguis Natural celebrates one year of continuous activity The average person gains eight Les Carmona pounds during the Christmas Saturday in the park holiday. Eight pounds! Eight pounds is nearly one dress I think it was the Fourth of July size. Eight pounds feel like People talking, people laughing your jeans were washed in A man selling ice cream… boiling water and then dried in singing Italian songs hell. Eight pounds is groaning, Can you dig it climbing up the stairs and grunting when you bend over Yes I can and I’ve been to cut your toe nails. Eight waiting such a long time pounds won’t be ignored. Chicago, Saturday in the park Art in the Park. To make your experience more fulfillingFor us who add Mexican More and more, residents and visitors and to insure the best quality, the market celebrations to our already are making it a habit to spend time on organizers urge you to food-laden holidays, those Saturdays and Tuesdays at the post office eight pounds might turn into park to socialize, exercise and shop for • Bring your own shopping or tote ten because in La Paz holidays producer-to-table comestibles. Started bag are stretched far beyond our a year ago in November, the Tianguis • Please refrain from smoking on willpower. Thanksgiving, Need an Ambulance, The Natural attracts some 150 shoppers in the park grounds Christmas, New Year’s Evening, the three hours the market operates and • Bring small bills and coins to payDia del Santos Reyes (Jan 6th… Fire Department or Police? features some twenty -plus vendors. for your selections think hot chocolate and sweet • Purchase from the market bread with plastic babies hidden inside), Call 066 participants rather than and finally on Feb 2nd, Dia de la Candelaria itinerant street vendors offering(a tamale party hosted by those who burritos, tamales, frozen ices or cut into the baby on Jan. 6th). And, of jumbo shrimp and scallops. course, we can’t forget the sweetest day • Socialized leashed animals are of all – St. Valentine’s Day. permitted • Do have your car washed by oneBut don’t despair, help is available. of the fellows hovering by the Veggies in the Park. market. They have been vetted Starting in October women’s magazines by the market committee and offer advice, first on how to avoid the Some of the regular sellers come from are registered with the city. weight gain, and then after the holidays, Todos Santos, Pescadero or San Pedro. • Please observe and respect when readers are lugging around those Others come from the neighboring the handicapped and green extra pounds, they publish diets that Chametla or El Centenario and many have restricted parking zones they guarantee will melt away the anchors to the city of La Paz, producing • Prices are set by individual newly acquired weight. And we buy the from their workshops and kitchens, or sellers. magazines. We’re hopeful, desperate, bring product made at the family ranch and finally disappointed. Because there or farm perhaps as distant as Ciudad The post office park is at Revolucion deare two major problems with their Constitucion. 1910 and Constitucion, across the street approach: first, the diet articles are from the main post office and Corazonsandwiched between photos and recipes Over the next few issues of the Baja Café. The park is private property and its of irresistibly gooey, sugary desserts, Citizen, we will be profiling some of the use is gratefully acknowledged. and second the suggestions only work if regular sellers, so be sure to read the you’re anorexic. column, Saturdays in the park. Here are a few tips I actually found on the internet – honest-to-god:

1. To shave calories, go easy when add- ing nuts, cheese, cream sauces, gravy, butter, and whipped cream -- additions that don’t add much to the meal. Don’t add much to a meal??? Who are they trying to kid? Turkey breast can’t be swal- lowed without gravy. 2. Hold a mineral water in your domi- nant hand so it won’t be so easy to grab food. No problem; I’m ambidextrous. 7 December 27th, 2011

The average person gains eight pounds during the Christmas holiday. Eight pounds! Eight pounds is nearly one dress size. Eight pounds feel like your jeans were washed in boiling water and then dried in hell. Eight pounds is groaning, climbing up the stairs and grunting when you bend over to cut your toe nails. Eight pounds won’t be ignored.

To make your experience more fulfillingFor us who add Mexican and to insure the best quality, the market celebrations to our already organizers urge you to food-laden holidays, those eight pounds might turn into • Bring your own shopping or tote ten because in La Paz holidays bag are stretched far beyond our • Please refrain from smoking on willpower. Thanksgiving, the park grounds Christmas, New Year’s Evening, • Bring small bills and coins to payDia del Santos Reyes (Jan 6th… for your selections think hot chocolate and sweet pecan-pie-brownies • Purchase from the market bread with plastic babies hidden inside), 3. Be a food snob. If you don’t love it, participants rather than and finally on Feb 2nd, Dia de la Candelaria don’t eat it. Great, I won’t touch the Brus- itinerant street vendors offering(a tamale party hosted by those who sels sprouts. burritos, tamales, frozen ices or cut into the baby on Jan. 6th). And, of 4. Eating sensibly throughout the day jumbo shrimp and scallops. course, we can’t forget the sweetest day will take the edge off the appetite and • Socialized leashed animals are of all – St. Valentine’s Day. empower a bit of restraint. Sensible eat- permitted ing just primes my appetite for decadent • Do have your car washed by oneBut don’t despair, help is available. goodies. of the fellows hovering by the 5. When you arrive at the party wait at market. They have been vetted Starting in October women’s magazines least 30 minutes before eating. What??? by the market committee and offer advice, first on how to avoid the There won’t be any food left. brings a piece of fruit for each guest, and 7. Start a really big argument with your are registered with the city. weight gain, and then after the holidays, 6. After dinner, try a spirited game of at the end of the exchange, everyone will husband or your best friend. Bring up • Please observe and respect when readers are lugging around those charades, or rent an instructional dance go home with enough fruit to give them the ugly past. Guaranteed to ruin even the handicapped and green extra pounds, they publish diets that video followed by a dance-off. The only the runs for a week. the best appetite. restricted parking zones they guarantee will melt away the exercise our men want is going to the buf- 3. Go on an Overeater’s Anonymous 8. Avoid friends who say, “Oh, I’m al- • Prices are set by individual newly acquired weight. And we buy the fet table for seconds. cruise for 14 days. Where steamed veg- ways forgetting to eat; look how lose my sellers. magazines. We’re hopeful, desperate, 7. Skip the appetizers. Or choose veggies are the main entree and the plates jeans fit.” Or, “I’ve stuffed myself all sea- and finally disappointed. Because there gies and fruit. Let’s see: Blue cheese are the size of a baby’s palm. A cruise son and haven’t gained a pound.” You The post office park is at Revolucion deare two major problems with their wrapped in filo pastry or celery sticks? No that confiscates smuggled treats upon know who they are. Ignore them com- 1910 and Constitucion, across the streetapproach: first, the diet articles are contest. boarding and doesn’t allow land excur- pletely. from the main post office and Corazonsandwiched between photos and recipes 8. Put only two items on your plate at sions. Café. The park is private property and its of irresistibly gooey, sugary desserts, the buffet table. Return as many times 4. Find a doctor who will prescribe some Get real, friends. You’ve got two choices: use is gratefully acknowledged. and second the suggestions only work if as you like, but only take two items each old-fashioned diet pills – just enough to You can remain slim but feel deprived you’re anorexic. time. Pecan and Pumpkin pie – every get you through the holidays. You’ll be or you can simply embrace the eight time! the hit of every party; not only will you pounds you’re going to gain. Enjoy each Here are a few tips I actually found on the rattle-on like a Carnaval blanket hawker bite of special holiday food. And be really internet – honest-to-god: Can you see how nutty these suggestions but, long after the other guests have nice to friends that are one size larger are? But don’t despair. After losing and gone home, you’ll scrub the hostess’s than you. Ask them to borrow some of 1. To shave calories, go easy when add- gaining the same eight pounds hundreds kitchen cabinets, linen closets and bath- their clothes until you shed those extra ing nuts, cheese, cream sauces, gravy, of time, I’ve come up with my own practi- rooms. pounds…sometime in April. Or May. butter, and whipped cream -- additions cal advice: 5. Find a doctor who will sell you lithium Don’t feel timid; after all, they’ll need that don’t add much to the meal. Don’t – why not sleep through the entire holi- to borrow clothes from friends that are add much to a meal??? Who are they try- 1. Don’t stay home during the holidays. day season? even larger than they are. ing to kid? Turkey breast can’t be swal- Travel. To a deserted island where nuts, 6. Check yourself into a hospital. The lowed without gravy. cheese, cream sauces, gravy, butter and red Jell-O and dry chicken breast will en- Happy Holidays! 2. Hold a mineral water in your domi- whipped cream aren’t available. sure that instead of gaining weight, you’ll nant hand so it won’t be so easy to grab 2. Forget cookie exchanges. Instead be so weak when you leave; they’ll push food. No problem; I’m ambidextrous. have a fruit exchange. Every person you out in a wheelchair. December 27th, 2011 8

Christmas at Palermo’s for the La Paz Ladies Luncheon Luiza Lanoy

Chef Alessandro, Chef par excellence, pulled out all the stops to create another memorable meal for the La Paz Ladies Luncheon Christmas lunch.

It is so unfortunate that we didn’t get a picture of the appetizer nor dessert. Ursula, Ans, Leanne and Linda Our meal started with a salad of romaine a plain cake soaked in A Taste of the Baja lettuce accompanied by a wrap filled Strawberry Margarita Jam. with several cheeses and spices. It was so huge that many thought that it was Many of the ladies brought gifts for the main course. the women and children at the Shelter. On behalf of Benita Moreles, owner of the Shelter for Women and Children and Mujeres Ayudando a Mujeres, A.C. we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We also raised $2,200 pesos for the Shelter with the raffle of Brunch for two at Palermo’s and a basket of wine, Christmas cake (purchased from June Bertlesen) and a jar of Baja Cranberry

Christmas Turkey Luncheon at Palermo’s Orange Brandy Jam. You can see for yourselves in the above picture why we were so shocked when we saw the waiters come out with the main course. Many were already full from the salad course. I swear, the turkey slices were one half inch thick. These succulent thick slices of turkey were encrusted in an mixture of spices and apple. YUMM!! Is that a puff pastry on the side? Yes it was, stuffed with traitional turkey

stuffing. The combination flavours was four beautiful blondes!! outstanding and very different from the traditional stuffing. Also a big thank-you to JT Taylor who organized a silent auction of five beautifully hand-painted iron work angels, with proceeds going towards the 4 chariteis the luncheon supports; Ciudad de los Niños, Mujeres Ayudando Mujeres, Care for Kids La Paz and FANLAP.

Thank-you Chef Alessandro for the incredible meal. It is little wonder that Palermo’s on the

Friends of the La Paz Ladies Luncheon Malecon is one of La Paz’s top restaurants. For reservations at If that wasn’t enough, Chef Alessandro Palermo’s, please call 123 1222. wowed us again with dessert – a Tiramisu with lots of chocolate curls topped with 9 December 27th, 2011 December 27th, 2011 10

The Lord of the Wind Showdown (LOWS) is back! Considered one of the top extreme water sport events of 2011, LOWS will again seek out the world’s top talent in kiteboarding, windsurfing and SUP, January 12-16, 2012 in Los Barriles.

What is LOWS? The Lord of The Wind Showdown event takes place in the Sea of Cortez in Baja Mexico. The event is open to professionals, amateurs and spectators. The event is packed with non-stop course racing, freestyle and big air competitions ending with the face-off between windsurfers and kiteboarders to determine who is Lord of the Wind. Three days prior to the competition and event, LOWS is offering clinics with pro windsurfers and kiteboarders January 9th- 11th. Unique to the 2012 event will be the filming of Sand Masters 20th episode for the Travel Channel, produced by Painless Entertainment. Sand Masters is a half-hour docu- series that follows a team of talented sand sculptors as they travel the globe building incredible works of art at some of the world’s premiere events.

“Kiteboarding and windsurfing will get a full episode on network TV. This is a wonderful opportunity for the wind sports industry!” Said executive producer and director of content, Erin Calmes, Keta Films and LOWS. La Paz Rotary Christmas Tree

Maureen Ryan

This year offered many opportunities to give a gift to a child who might otherwise not receive. One of these, the Rotary Christmas Tree, has been receiving Christmas gifts for children since December 7th, 2011. On the 22nd of this month, workers at PEMEX delivered approximately 100 gifts. In conjunction with the local Cineopolis, any gift received was rewarded with a free movie coupon for a December 23rd viewing. Rotary Tree Receives Gifts From Pemex Workers. Photo courtesy of Bob Walker The 5 Rotary Clubs in La Paz will distribute all of the participating include Guaycura and Bermejo. Each club gifts collected. On New Years Eve, Rotary Club selected a community in economic risk to bring a bit of Balandra will bring them to their annual Christmas Christmas joy to the children who live there. party they host in colonia Villas de Guadalupe. Around “Día de Los Reyes” on January 6th, the traditional day Thanks and congratulations to all who participated in for children’s gifts here in Mexico, Bahia de La Paz will giving to this or any other Christmas tree gift drives deliver their gifts to a residence for children attending around town. People’s generosity made many children school from very rural zones. Club La Paz will bring their happy this Christmas, which is the true spirit of gifts to a rural agricultural settlement. Other clubs Christmas after all. 11 December 27th, 2011

The Lord of the Wind La Paz Phone Numbers Showdown 2012 In Los Barriles Police, Fire Department, Red Cross (emergency): The Lord of the Wind Showdown Painless Entertainment will shoot the 066 (LOWS) is back! Considered one of the segment alongside the theme of the top extreme water sport events of 2011, event, The Lord of The Wind Showdown. Highway Patrol/Federal LOWS will again seek out the world’s top No Envy. Who’s it Gonna Be…? A Police: talent in kiteboarding, windsurfing and Kiteboarder or Windsurfer to take the 122 0369 SUP, January 12-16, 2012 in Los Barriles. title of Lord of The Wind and part of IMSS Hospital: 20,000.00 in cash prizes! 122 7377 What is LOWS? The Lord of The Wind Showdown event takes place in the Sea “We’re excited that Sand Masters is on Fidepaz Clinic: of Cortez in Baja Mexico. The event is board for our second annual competition 124 0400 open to professionals, amateurs and as their desire to be involved highlights COPT (Port Captain): spectators. The event is packed with both the success of our first event and 122 0243 non-stop course racing, freestyle and big the enthusiasm already in gear for 2012,” air competitions ending with the face-off Chris Rogers and Dan Holbrook event Immigration: between windsurfers and kiteboarders organizers and owners said. 125 3493 or 124 6349 to determine who is Lord of the Wind. State Tourism Office: Three days prior to the competition and Experience The Lord of the Wind 124 0100 or 120 0199 event, LOWS is offering clinics with pro Showdown from anywhere around the windsurfers and kiteboarders January world while EpicSessions.tv and Meta 9th- 11th. Café deliver live action and interviews. Participate directly in the event via live- Unique to the 2012 event will be the chat and chime in on the action. Utilizing filming of Sand Masters 20th episode for brand new exclusive motion tracking the Travel Channel, produced by Painless hardware from Epic Sessions, experience Entertainment. firsthand the competitive pressure of Sand Masters is a half-hour docu- the winner-take-all Kiting Big Air and series that follows a team of talented Showdown with live 3D data integration. sand sculptors as they travel the globe building incredible works of art at some Chris Ernst of ESPN, X-Games, and the of the world’s premiere events. ASP World Tour, is the official host alongside Josh Sampiero of Windsurfing “Kiteboarding and windsurfing will Magazine. get a full episode on network TV. This is a wonderful opportunity for the Send your athletes. It’s Gonna Be Good!! wind sports industry!” Said executive Register at Lordofthewindbaja.com producer and director of content, Erin Calmes, Keta Films and LOWS. December 27th, 2011 12

ICE SKATING AT THE MUNICIPALITY BUILDINGS IN LA PAZ

For the first time EVER in La Paz history, you will have the opportunity to skate on ice; you will have to see it to believe it! An ice skating rink at the Palacio Municipal on Luis Donaldo Colosio between Carabineros and Ave. De los Deportistas can be found and opened from 4 to 11pm daily. No charge for using the rink or the skates that are available. Long lines but worth the wait. It’s a gift from the Municipality of La Paz to the people. Skating available until January 11th, 2012.

FANLAP AND COSTABAJA’S TREE OF JOY

Come with your family to CostaBaja and donate a new toy to their Tree of Joy, located at the main entrance fountain, during the month of December. All toys will be given to the children of FANLAP and will be delivered to their comedor in January for King’s Day, January 6th, 2012. FANLAP and CostaBaja thank-you for helping them bring smiles to the children of La Paz. Gifts cn be dropped of until December 31st, 2011.

CELEBRATE NEW YEARS EVE AT THE KIOSK ON THE MALECON

The Kiosk on the Malecon at 16 de Septiembre will be the headquarters for the Municipality of La Paz’s countdown to the New Year. Starting at 9:00 pm, an artistic program will begin which includes bandas sinaloenses, salsa and merengue, a mime show and a special sunset show on the water. The countdown to the New Year will start at 11:45. Two clock towers will be installed to help with the countdown celebration. 13 December 27th, 2011

ICE SKATING AT THE MUNICIPALITY Fireworks display at midnight. All are Anthropology Museum, 5 de mayo & BLUE WHALE PRESENTATION AT BUILDINGS IN LA PAZ welcome. Free admission. Altamirano ECOLOGY PROJECT INTERNATIONAL Jan 17 El Chocolate For the first time EVER in La Paz history, FARMER’S MARKET – TUESDAYS AND Jan 24 Fechas importantes para los Come learn about the largest animal you will have the opportunity to skate on SATURDAYS Mexicanos living on earth. Blue whale expert Dr. ice; you will have to see it to believe it! An Jan 31 Estado: Coahuila Diane Gendron has researched cetaceans ice skating rink at the Palacio Municipal The tianguis natural farmers market has All of the presentations start at 1:15 and for over 20 years and will share her on Luis Donaldo Colosio between returned to Tuesdays and Saturdays. last 45-60 minutes. The presentations findings and images on January 11, 2012 Carabineros and Ave. De los Deportistas Fresh greens and seasonal offerings, are given in simple Spanish and there are at the Ecology Project International can be found and opened from 4 to organic eggs, jams, sauces, german handouts for each presentation available. (EPI) campus. The presentation will be 11pm daily. No charge for using the rink sausages, baked goods including Unless stated, all presentations are in in English and begins at 5:oo pm. The or the skates that are available. Long Sharon’s goodies and Pan D’Les artisan La Biblioteca of the school on Francisco event is free and open to the public. lines but worth the wait. It’s a gift from breads. Handicrafts and items for mind. I. Madero #540 between Guerrero For more information contact wendy@ the Municipality of La Paz to the people. body.spirit. 9:30 am start time, the and Republica. For questions or more ecologyproject.org. EPI is located on Skating available until January 11th, 2012. market is at the corner of Constitucion information, the office phone is 122-7763, Guillermo Prieto 1038 between Encinas and Revolucion de 1910 in the little park email [email protected] or SKYPE and Navarro T. 612 165-6561. FANLAP AND COSTABAJA’S TREE OF JOY across the street from the post office. julidelapaz.

Come with your family to CostaBaja and PALABRA POR PALABRA BOOK CLUB – donate a new toy to their Tree of Joy, SHANTARAM located at the main entrance fountain, during the month of December. All toys Do you enjoy reading books and want will be given to the children of FANLAP to share your thoughts with others? The and will be delivered to their comedor in Palabra por Palabra book club will be January for King’s Day, January 6th, 2012. getting together on Tuesday, January FANLAP and CostaBaja thank-you for 10th, 2011 starting at 2:00 pm at the house helping them bring smiles to the children of Jean D. The group will be discussing of La Paz. Gifts cn be dropped of until Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts. December 31st, 2011. Please remember all are welcome. For further information, contact Elia at CELEBRATE NEW [email protected]. YEARS EVE AT THE KIOSK ON THE LA PAZ LADIES LUNCHEON AT CAFÉ MALECON MILANOS

The Kiosk on the La Paz Ladies’ Luncheon January Malecon at 16 de edition will be held on Thursday, Septiembre will be January 12th. Once again start at the headquarters 12:15 p.m. with lunch to follow at 1 for the Municipality p.m. at Caffe Milano Esquerro, 15, of La Paz’s downtown La Paz. The charity this countdown to the month will be Care for Kids La Paz. New Year. Starting For information and/or reservations, at 9:00 pm, an e-mail luizalanoy@yahoo. artistic program will begin which CULTURAL PRESENTATIONS AT SE includes bandas HABLA…LA PAZ sinaloenses, salsa and merengue, a Se Habla La Paz invites you to their mime show and a special sunset show on Tuesday afternoon cultural presentations the water. in easy to understand Spanish. The The countdown to the New Year will start following topics will be covered: at 11:45. Two clock towers will be installed Jan 3 Día de reyes magos to help with the countdown celebration. Jan 10 Calendario Azteca at the December 27th, 2011 14

ONLY TWO STRONG DAYS Last Week for ‎Property Tax OF WIND MAKE FOR SOME Discount 2011 DECENT WINTER FISHING The City of La Paz has one more week left property tax with its temporary tax discount program payment must http://fishreport.jonathanroldan. for 2012 property taxes. This temporary be made in one com/ discount, which began on October 16th, payment for 2011, will run until the end of the year. If the discount The early part of the week of the you pay your 2012 property taxes before to apply. Have 18th of December was really quite December 31st, 2011 in one payment, you your clave nice for fishing. It was cloudy will receive a 30% discount on the total catastra or and overcast, but not cold and amount. cadastral best of all…not windy! Nice and number handy flat. And the fishing surprised us. The Municipality of La Paz offices are to help you Good catches of dorado up to 20 Jilly and Jonathan located on Blvd. Luis Donoldo Colosio with the process at Servicios Catastrales pounds were hitting just out of Bahia All of this was while the skies were grey and the corner of de los Deportistas. offices on the second floor of the de Los Muertos as well as the south side and the winds were flat… Municipality of La Paz building. This of Cerralvo Island. One private boat of There will also be a 20% discount honored number can be found on your notary amigos went out to the 88 and said it Then, about Thursday, the sun popped on payments of all property taxes that papers of the properties you have in La was “unlimited” dorado fishing… “catch out and skies were brilliant. And the were not paid prior to 2012. In addition, Paz. Also, you can head to the City of and release as fast as we could go full winds came back up! And fishing sort an 80% discount is available on all fines La Paz webpage www.lapaz.gob.mx to speed!” All of this in winter! of tanked. Bait got hard to find. Fish that were applied for not paying your make your payment on-line. scattered. Some scratchy sierra and taxes on time in previous years. The total As well, there were the bread-and-butter dorado fishing. Really picky bite. And fish…sierra willing to go as well. Our that was it… boats were averaging about 4-15 nice sierra with some up to 5 pounds and Saturday, the winds died down again and the fish popped back up…it’s going to Continues from page 4 And what better way to improve a major when a good school was found, the fish this time of year, but it is something source of income to the country than to were voracious! In addition to the sierra, be a typical pattern during the winter. But that’s what it’s like this time of year. we should be striving for daily, no? I open the lines of communication to ex- we also found some surprising palometa think of the Judy Petersons and the pats and asking them directing, “What schools which are members of the jack Everything is variable and you just have to roll with whatever is biting. Barb Spencers and Dhorea Ryans who can we do?” family…sort of like a greenish/yellow work everyday, trying to make a better jack crevalle. Great fighters and good That’s our story from Jonathan and Mexico. I am sure we could get hundreds In my hometown in Canada, we recently eating as well! A bit like pompano. Some Jilly at Jonathan Roldan’s Tailhunter out to your proposed summit!! I am here had a large influx of Mexican workers of the commercial guys out there were International. Happy New Year! to help in anyway I can. Just ask. arrive to work at a processing plant. thick into the fish. What did the City of Brandon do when I also think it is important to note that they arrived? They asked them what they I have been told by more than one could do to help them in their transition. official at the department of tourism They group wanted English classes, Mass that they are very impressed that ex- in Spanish and warmer clothes. Within a pats in La Paz are so involved in the week, all three were accomplished. community and committed to protecting the environment, supporting marginal I would rather live in harmony than communities and various non-profit to have difficulties between the two groups. The volunteer work of ex-pats communities Susan. For the government does not go unnoticed. to open the lines of communication and ask for feedback is a big step towards However, the invitation of Mexican improving the community for everyone, officials to hear the point of view of ex- in the long run. pats residing here in Mexico is for me, something that should be celebrated. I appreciate your point of view. Thanks It is no secret that Mexico relies heavily for sharing. on tourism to keep the economy going, Yours, especially here in Baja California Sur. Gari-Ellen 15 December 27th, 2011

A Few Humble Suggestions for the United States of America

J. Michael Sullivan should be more like the United States about more spicy reds, sunny houses, block or otherwise, are and less like Mexico. yellows, earthy mustards, bril- safer and seem more “rooted.” A favorite past-time of Americans visiting Define irony. liant blues and, yes, even rosy • Ground the “helicopter” par- or living in Mexico is to make definitive It’s not that Mexico is perfect or that pinks? Delight the eyes and feed enting style with older children. statements about how Mexicans “Should Mexicans are clueless. Ask Mexicans who the soul. Do you really need to structure Do Things Differently.” trust you what they would change about • Become a block head, a con- and supervise every aspect of a their country. You’ll get a mostly honest, crete block head that is. Ameri- child’s life, right down to their Here’s the drill. Mexican officials should searching and often lengthy litany of can buildings, especially homes, breathing? Whose needs are be more honest and less corrupt. You complaints and concerns. tend to be match-stick affairs, being met here? A child’s need should get the same instructions from with wallboard, splintering to learn to fall down and pick all bureaucrats each and every time. But let’s turn the tables. Just for fun. In wood and brittle plastic. Not so themselves up and to chart their Mexicans should show up on time for the spirit of enlightened self-interest. in Mexico. Mexican buildings are own course? Or your own need an appointment or otherwise phone. A mental exercise to ward off senility. more likely to “take a lickin’ and to be appease the relentless, And show up for party if they tell you Here’s today’s challenge. How might keep on tickin’” to quote the old hypercritical, demanding voice that they that they will, and without the US benefit from becoming more like Timex watch commercials. No in your mind? Mexico is more several uninvited guests in tow. How Mexico, at least in a few, modest ways? rubble and ruins after a hurri- like the old days in the US of A. about apologizing for bumping grocery Based on having lived four years in La cane in Mexico. Simply mop, dry carts into you or standing dead-center in Paz and now having “repatriated” to the and you’re good to go. Concrete Continues from page 18 store aisles chatting while you try to get US a year ago, I have some suggestions, around them with your own cart? delivered with all due respect to my The kids that run “wild” in restaurants fellow countrymen. and stores: what’s up with that? Shouldn’t drivers use their turn signals, • Relax. I do appreciate the ef- for heaven’s sake? Not stop their cars ficiency in the US of A. Most of in the middle of a street to chat with a the time. But allow me leisurely friend? Carry auto insurance? Wait on you meals. I’m here to eat, not re- more quickly at restaurants and stores? fuel. Give me time for a brief Stop jerry-rigging repairs? Cease littering? chat with you when doing busi- Turn down the volume? Spay and neuter ness. Making business more cats and dogs? Stop the drugs going into personal makes business more the US? Allow foreign oil companies to pleasurable. Avoid jumping on help Mexico extract oil? and at me the minute I walk into Here’s a personal favorite, heard from a store. Assault fails as a sales a tourist: Mexicans should speak less tactic. Power walking is good Mexican and more English. exercise, but you miss so much along the way. In brief, the theme is that I choose to visit • Go Technicolor. Rich, full-bodied the country, I live here, and I even love colors will not kill you. Beige and this country to the south, but Mexico gray just might. Slowly. How December 27th, 2011 16

This is a calendar of arts and cultural French Couple Set To Perform events in La Paz, México. Schedules can change, so if your heart is set on a Acrobatic Show From Their particular event, best to double-check place and time. For more information, Boat please head to the website www. rozinlapaz.com.

TBC La Paz to see if thereCONTINUING EVENTS was a chance to have Until Dec. 31, Marina CostaBaja gift tree: It could be because LaLopiote sail into theYou can donate toys to the “Tree of Joy” of chance, or maybe bay of the city and host project, a collection for children helped just luck but La Paz a few performances. by the charity FANLAP (Fundación residents are in for Ayuda Niños La Paz, A.C.). For more a treat, Cirque du The pieces seem to be information, call 612-175-0100 or email Soleil style, thanks falling into place [email protected] to the amazing at press time, MarinaUntil Dec. 31, art show: Danish artist Spectacular Air Show of Radio Controled Airplanes and Helicopters . Photo courtesy of Manuel Amarillas Vanegas. On the morning of Sunday, December 18th, Club Pelicanos celebrated their first ever Radio Controled Airplanes and organizational skills of de La Paz (JanuaryKirsten K. Kester has a show at the Helicopters show in Baja California Sur. The show was organized by the airplane model pilots that belong to the Club Arnold Candray. 20th & 21st) and Marinarestaurant La Pazion de La Pazta, Allende Pelicanos located in Chametla, just outside of La Paz. The exhibition, free of charge, was a gift to those who attended and was promoted in hopes of promoting a healthy recreational hobby for the entire family. Palmira (January 27th36 (in Hotel Mediterrane, a half block Last August, Arnold & 28th) have stepped from the Malecón). This show reflects Candray had the forward with offers herof experience of the beauty of Africa, privilege of watching boat slips for actualwhere she has travelled and painted. For a remarkable show performances. more information, visit www.kesters- performance by a Other dates could bekunst.dk or e-mail [email protected] French acrobatic team scheduled as other Until Dec. 31, photography show: “The (Delphine Lechifflart Lechifflart and Franck marinas in the city have Image Makers” is the title of this and Franck Rabilier) been in talks as well. exhibition of photographs by Gary at a marina in Seattle, Washington. Please check the January 9th edition ofBatha and Tom Ireton. The show is in the Lechifflart and Franck have sailed the Baja Citizen for confirmed datesupstairs gallery of The Bagel Shop Gallery, worldwide, including the Caribbean, and times of the performances aboardBelisario Dominguez 291 (between 5 de South America and Europe and have LaLoupiote. Mayo and Constitución, a block up from performed their splendid acrobatic the Malecón). Admission is free. routine with musical accompaniment and Lechifflart and Franck perform for free,Until Dec. 31, student art show: A collective colored lights on their 40-foot sailboat, but pass a hat for donations. The show at exhibition of student work is at Teatro LaLoupiote. Marina de La Paz, for example, will haveJuárez, Belisario Domínguez between 16 30% of donations received earmarked for de Septiembre and Independencia. They perform on LaLoupiote. It is also FANLAP, Fundacion Ayuda los Niños dePermanent, exhibition of photography PrestigePropertyGroupLaPaz.com their home. La Paz. Their performances generally run and video: The collective exhibition Beach Community Homes 20 minutes long. Hombre, Naturaleza y Cultura (man, After their performance in Seattle, nature and culture) in the CÓDEX & Land For Sale Candray, who owns a home here in La Thank-you to Candray for his continuedPenínsula salon of the Centro Cultural La Paz, had the opportunity to meet the support in bringing LaLoupiote to La Paz. French couple and found out they had If you would like to learn more about SOLD! Beachfront home 2 bed 3 bath &casita $599,000 plans to head down the Baja. Candray, Lechifflart and Franck, head to their Beachfront 3 bed 2 bath, casita w/income $599,000 so impressed with their show, made webpage at: Near beach 3 bed 3 bath, office, $400,000 contact with local marina owners in www.voilierspectacle.com. Private 2 bed 2 bath patio bar, heated pool $325,000 Gated view homes new, built for you $200- 350k Beachview 2 bed 2 bath 2 car garage extras $218,000 Beach view 2 bed 2 bath Jacuzzi tub $218,000 15 View lots owner financing $30-55k

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yourself to be deceived, knowing that on Kilometer 14 in El Centenario. For more this day, nothing should be lent.’” information about Pelicanos, see listing FRIDAY, JAN. 6 on Live Music page. (updated October Día de Reyes (Kings’ Day): This is the 2011) celebration of Epiphany, when the Three Laura and the Baja Boys: This rollickin’ Wise Men arrived bearing their treasured and tuneful rock-and-roll band plays from gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh for 6:30 to 10 p.m. Wednesdays at La Costa This is a calendar of arts and cultural Paz is a permanent photography show the baby Jesus. On the night of Jan. 5, Restaurant, at Rangel and Navarro near events in La Paz, México. Schedules that highlights the special characteristics one tradition is for children to place their Marina de La Paz. On Fridays, the band can change, so if your heart is set on a that make up the cultural identity of old shoes under the bed or in the living plays from 7 to 11 p.m. at Tailhunter’s particular event, best to double-check Baja California Sur. A video showcasing room, where the Wise Men will leave Bar and Restaurant, Obregón 755 (on place and time. For more information, BCS complements the photographs. presents. Nowadays, many families open the Malecón between Salvatierra and please head to the website www. Photographers are Elizabeth Moreno gifts on Christmas Eve (Noche Buena), Iglesia). Band members are Henry Korol, rozinlapaz.com. Damm, Enrique Hambleton, Alejandro but others still prefer to open some Laura Lothian, Alfonso Rojo and Benny Rivas Sánchez, Carlos Navarro Serment, or all of their Christmas gifts on Día de Nuñez. La Paz to see if thereCONTINUING EVENTS Carlos Aguilera Calderón, Miguel Ángel Reyes. Jan. 6 is also when a traditional Piano: KB Morrissey plays Sundays was a chance to have Until Dec. 31, Marina CostaBaja gift tree: de la Cueva and Fernando Sánchez wreath-shaped bread called Rosca de from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. during brunch at LaLopiote sail into theYou can donate toys to the “Tree of Joy” Bernal. Text is in English and Spanish. Reyes is served, often with hot chocolate Palermo’s Ristorante, on the Malecón bay of the city and host project, a collection for children helped Admission is free. and tamales. Baked into the Rosca are between Hidalgo and Morelos Streets. a few performances. by the charity FANLAP (Fundación figurines of the baby Jesus. Those who KB has been called the most versatile Ayuda Niños La Paz, A.C.). For more LOOKING AHEAD EVENTS find the figurines in their slice of bread pianist in La Paz: she covers jazz, ragtime, The pieces seem to be information, call 612-175-0100 or email host a party Feb. 2, Día de la Candelaria classical, ballads, and blues. You’re sure falling into place [email protected] WEDNESDAY, DEC. 28 (Candlemas Day). to hear a favorite or two. at press time, MarinaUntil Dec. 31, art show: Danish artist El Día de los Santos Inocentes: This is a Wednesday, Feb. 1 Seven Clouds to Heaven jazz band: de La Paz (JanuaryKirsten K. Kester has a show at the day for pranks, equivalent to April Fool’s Art show opens: Mujeres y Niñas de The La Paz group plays Saturdays at 8 20th & 21st) and Marinarestaurant La Pazion de La Pazta, Allende Day. Don’t be surprised if you see a few México (women and girls of Mexico), p.m. at Galería La Encantada, Belisario Palmira (January 27th36 (in Hotel Mediterrane, a half block outlandish headlines and stories in the an exhibition of paintings by Frank Hills, Dominguez 1245 (between 5 de Mayo & 28th) have stepped from the Malecón). This show reflects local newspapers today. If you read to the opens at 7 p.m. in the lobby of Teatro and Callejón Constitución). forward with offers herof experience of the beauty of Africa, end of the article, you will learn that only de La Ciudad, at Navarro and Héroes de Trova music: You can listen to trova music boat slips for actualwhere she has travelled and painted. For “an innocent dove” would believe that Independencia. The show continues until by Armando Arellano every Friday at 8 show performances. more information, visit www.kesters- story. There’s a dark side to the origin of Feb. 15. Admission is free. p.m. at Galería La Encantada, Belisario Other dates could bekunst.dk or e-mail [email protected] this day: From the website Mexconnect Thursday, Feb. 16 Dominguez 1245 (between 5 de Mayo scheduled as other Until Dec. 31, photography show: “The : “It is believed the custom originally Carnaval La Paz begins: The city’s and Callejón Constitución). A trovador, marinas in the city have Image Makers” is the title of this recalls King Herod’s instructions to kill biggest annual celebration will be Feb. traditionally, is a singer accompanied by been in talks as well. exhibition of photographs by Gary all the newborn children to destroy the 16 to 21. Organizers are promising a well- guitar. Please check the January 9th edition ofBatha and Tom Ireton. The show is in the infant child god. It is typical of Mexico organized, high-level event. Music school - public rehearsals, the Baja Citizen for confirmed datesupstairs gallery of The Bagel Shop Gallery, and Mexicans to laugh in the face of Tuesdays and Fridays: Rehearsals of the and times of the performances aboardBelisario Dominguez 291 (between 5 de tragedy, to challenge the fears which LIVE MUSIC IN THE CITY Orquesta Juvenil de la Escuela de Música LaLoupiote. Mayo and Constitución, a block up from intimidate. In Victorian times, friends Baja South Band. The group plays del Estado, 1055 Morelos on the corner the Malecón). Admission is free. would send one another elaborate notes Thursdays 6:30-10 p.m. at Pelicanos of Marcelo Rubio, are free and open to Lechifflart and Franck perform for free,Until Dec. 31, student art show: A collective detailing some great tragedy or horrible restaurant at about Kilometer 14 in El the public at Sala de Conciertos La Paz. but pass a hat for donations. The show at exhibition of student work is at Teatro problem requiring them to borrow sums Centenario. Band members include Public rehearsals Tuesdays are 18:00 to Marina de La Paz, for example, will haveJuárez, Belisario Domínguez between 16 of money, tools, or household items, Fernando and Alfonso; Laura and Henry 20:30; Fridays are 17:00 to 20:00. You may 30% of donations received earmarked for de Septiembre and Independencia. much like an April Fool’s prank. When are now part of a band called “Laura and wish to double-check with the school FANLAP, Fundacion Ayuda los Niños dePermanent, exhibition of photography the friend, forgetting the day, would the Baja Boys.” For more information that there’s a rehearsal on a particular La Paz. Their performances generally run and video: The collective exhibition respond, the prank player sent a gift of about Pelicanos, see listing on Live Music evening. The school’s phone number is 20 minutes long. Hombre, Naturaleza y Cultura (man, sweets or miniature toys in memory of page. (updated December 2011) (612) 125-55-19 and the e-mail address is nature and culture) in the CÓDEX the Innocents lost to Herod with a note BiPolar Band: The group plays Fridays serv_escolares@escuelademusicabcs. Thank-you to Candray for his continuedPenínsula salon of the Centro Cultural La saying ‘Innocent little dove who allowed 6:30-10 p.m. at Pelicanos restaurant, com. support in bringing LaLoupiote to La Paz. If you would like to learn more about Lechifflart and Franck, head to their webpage at: www.voilierspectacle.com. December 27th, 2011 18

Continues from page 15 Continues from page 3 Children do run freer in many is the clear message: I’m really ners says, manners separate yet, live there and learn. I’m not ways. Is this why (together with glad and much honored to be man from beast and stop us interested in your strongly stat-BEST PLACES TO BUY… the adoration given to their chil- with you, my family member or from killing each other. Please, ed opinions about Mexico when Fresh Fish – Bravo Market on Bravo dren) Mexican children are so friend. I hold you in my esteem thank-you, you’re welcome: the all you do, at best, is read the darn charming? and with affection and love. And triad signs of a civilized society. headlines in American newspa- • Reach out and touch some- nothing says this like touching. • Keep the homeless home. pers or listen to the sound bites one. A nod will do, but not do • Take a hike. Or at least a family Homeless people are a rare sight on American TV. Or live in gringo much. A warm greeting sets an walk in the evening. A Mexican in Mexico. Why? Family. Mexican ghettos. We’re neighbors, with amiable tone. How about say- tradition, you see entire fami- families take care of their own. shared problems and the need ing hello and good day? Better lies, strolling about in the early Granted, having grandmother for shared solutions. A parochial yet, how about a handshake? PM on boardwalks, in town at home and a bevy of relatives world-view is not helpful. How Or, shocking as this may be, squares and even in malls, espe- nearby help. And field work is a about this? Most illegal immi-Meat – Arumburo on Madero how about a hug and kiss on cially if the weather is torrid and better fit than computer work grants to the States would pre-Women’s Clothing the check or a hearty slap to the location air-conditioned. Fa- in an office for those with vari- fer to be home in Mexico. Mexi-– Liverpool the back when greeting family thers hold infants in their arms, ous mental impairments. Still, cans are North Americans too.Men’s Clothing – and friends? When was the last mothers ride herd on the chil- there’s a lesson here. Honor, Look at a map. And the UnitedLiverpool time you snuggled on the couch dren, the kids romp and play or at least tolerate family mem- States has the very same, very Shoe Store – with your grown children? Star- and grandmother brings up the bers in need, and care for them. large disparity in income distri-Sears on 16 de tling for most Americans, this is rear. No huddling over portable Make room in the house, put bution as the infamous MexicanSeptiembre a common sight in Mexico. No, electronics or glued to the boob another tortilla on the grill and one. this need not be a come-on or tube, isolated and disconnected. find them something useful to • Do not think that Tex-Mex style otherwise be nasty and inap- What’s to gain? Exercise, stress do. Family members, unless abu- food is real Mexican food. Ok, propriate. Yes, I know, germs relief and family bonding in one sive, deserve to be recycled, not so salsa is the new ketchup. But abound. But cordial, friendly inexpensive package. dumped. among other things, a taco is a and loving relationships are also • Courtesy rules. As the American • Make up your mind about sex snack in Mexico, not the main communicable syndromes. Here etiquette columnist Miss Man- and violence. There’s a stern, course. Have you ever tried puritanical guard at the front mole sauce, with its chocolate door but a ready purveyor in the base and multiple, subtle spic- back for these goods in the Unit- es? Mexico has a world-class cu- ed States. On the one hand, you linary tradition that blends the condemn, regulate, and censor best of old and new. Think out- via laws and regulations, from side the Bell. the many pulpits and by the so- • Realize what the US Census cial pressure applied in the cir- Bureau has acknowledged re- cles of proper society. Want to cently. All Hispanics are not ruin politicians? Catch them hav- the same. Are all the citizens of ing an affair. Guaranteed. Never English-speaking countries the mind their accomplishments same? Try selling that in Austra- or potential for good govern- lia or South Africa. Puerto Rico is ing. On the other, you sell, dis- not Mexico, the Dominican Re- seminate and applaud sex and public not San Salvador. violence at a ferocious rate. Call • girls on Craig’s list? Smack your Don’t get me wrong. The United States kids in public? Gun shows? Too should not be Mexico. Nor could it be, split are the attitudes and there- US nativists’ fears aside. History is not fore too out of control, either bunk. The United States has many, many way. A big-time brouhaha be- wonderful strengths and qualities, my cause of a “wardrobe malfunc- appreciation newly refreshed with my tion?” Please. Life is too short. repatriation. Already mentioned is the • Yes, dogs, cats and other pets efficiency. Here are a few more on my list: deserve good treatment. But the rights grievance and appeal, access a $1000 reward for a lost cat? to an independent and varied media, Thousands of dollars to treat a strong tradition of philanthropy and cancer in a pet? Designer doggie volunteering, and well-lit, well-signed and coats? This kind of money would well-paved roads. Add to these this true provide basic necessities for a blessing: noise ordinances. Hallelujah. third world child, or even a poor first world youngster, for a long One, useable and useful definition time. Call me chauvinistic or of humility is this: humility is true homo sapiens-centric. But, in my perspective. How humble, how true is opinion, the children of our spe- our American perspective about our way cies should be our first priority. of life? The culture of other countries? • Have informed judgments of America, cherry-pick the best and leave Mexico and the Mexican people. the rest. Could become one of our Get to know Mexicans and their national strengths, yes? history and culture and, better 19 December 27th, 2011

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