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By Ray Fazzi employees are still in the process of either filing appli- SUNY will probably be able to avoid laying off any cations for early retirement or looking into the details of its employees because of $13.7 million in new money of the incentive plan. given to SUNY in the 1983-84 state budget signed into Even with these retrenchments the new state law by Gov. Cuomo last week, state and SUNY spokes- budget's treatment of SUNY is dramatically more men said. generous than what Cuomo proposed in his original University President John Marburger said the budget proposal. In that proposal, Cuomo called for SUNY Central Administration was still trying to SUNY's laying off of over 3,000 of its employees, decide how to allocate its funds so they have not yet which, according to SUNY, would have resulted in the officially announced any decisions concerning lay-offs. retrenchment of whole departments and schools in all Until an announcement, he said, all SUNY lay-offs are SUNY colleges and universities. In response to this still officially scheduled to take effect on May 6, proposal, SUNY devised a plan that allowed them to extended from an original effective date of April 7 reduce the number of lay-offs to 490. The provisions of because of the reductions in lay-offs made in the the plan included savings from energy conservation budget. SUNY sent lay-off notices to 490 of its and price reductions and reductions in equipment and employees on March 16, 53 of which went to Stony building repair funds to be directed toward the prev- Brook employees. ention of lay-offs. The DOB then accepted this plan, However, voicing an optimism that was apparent of with a few modifications, and built it into the budget most SUNY and state officials, Marburger said, "I proposal given to the State Legislature. The legisla- presume most lay-offs will be rescinded....I'm pleased. ture then provided the additional $13.7 million in new It looks like we're going to be okay." In fact, he said money. Stony Brook will gain new faculty positions next year, Marburger said that in addition to providing the a privilege he said no other SUNY school, except possi- new money the legislature also mandated that SUNY bly other university centers, would enjoy. raise its application fee. According to a SUNY spokes- According to a SUNY spokesman, over 1,000 SUNY man, this fee hike will bring in an additional $1.6 positions will definitely be lost over the course of the million for SUNY. Marburger said the legislature year through attrition and the retrenchment of vacant rejected a proposal in the SUNY fiscal plan to reduce statesman/Mike Chen SUNY Central Building positions. Marburger said Stony Brook will probably funds for academic equipment replacement, which he not lose many positions because of this but "other cam- said were low to begin with, and instead made reduc- one such area is the engineering department, which, puses won't have it as easy." He attributed this to tions in SUNY's general supply fund. He also said he said, suffered cutbacks in personnel in the early SUNYs preferential treatment of the SUNY univer- Stony Brook's library acquisition money could be '70s, when enrollment was dropping, but hasn't gotten sity centers. affected by this cutback. any new personnel in recent years, during which enrol- According to the spokesman, SUNY may lose more In its treatment of SUNY, Marburger said, the state Iment has increased. He added that because of this the positions because of Cuomo's plan to retrench over budget is "optimistic," and noted that SUNY came department will receive the largest portion of new 3,500 state employees through voluntary furloughs away relatively unharmed by it compared to most faculty positions expected to be available next year. and early retirement incentive plans. A spokesman other state agencies. However, he said, "Not losing any About the overall quality of Stony Brook, though, from the state Division of Budget (DOB) said that it is personnel doesn't mean services will get better....We Marburger seemed more hopeful. "At Stony Brook the impossible to know at this time exactly how many hope to improve services in some areas but I still think quality will increase. We're determined to see that it positions would be retrenched by this plan because other areas of the university are understaffed." He said will." - Senate Discusses Honor Status, P/NC Option

By John Burkhardt Spanier suggested that honors be based The SUSB Senate, the university's on grade-point averages, so that honors chief governance body, voted Monday to status can be automatically recognized begin calculating honor status by a new and recorded on a student's final trans- system designed to allow the university cript. He proposed that students with to determine honor status early enough GPA's at or above 3.5 receive distinc- to mark it on students' diplomas and tion. 3.7 or above high distinction, and final transcripts. 3.85 or above, highest distinction. Span- According to Graham Spanier, vice- ier said this system would also take less provost for Undergraduate Studies, paperwork. university honors are currently given Sociology Professor Norman Good- out strictly on a percentile basis, with man proposed that "distinction" be students graduating in the 85th percen- replaced by the Latin terms commonly tile or higher eligible for honors, stu- in use. Goodman said the Latin terms- dents in the 93rd and above eligible for cum laude, magna cum laude and high honors, and students rated at 98th summa cum laude, would be more easily percentile or higher eligible for highest recognized and understood. Both Good- honors. The problem with this, he said in man's motion and the new system for a memo to Senate President Ronald calculating honors passed overwhelm- Douglas, is that the percentile ranks are ingly after littlediscussion. Statesman George Valakis calculated only after all grades are final The Senate also held a non-conclusive The SUSB Senate voted Monday to ravis_ the system for calculating honor status to tnowe It appearance on a udI t' dbpamn a and final transcripts. and by then many of the students are discussion of whether to eliminate or already working or at graduate school. (continued on _page )

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-PaceI Back- Page L ______- Compiled frorn Associated Press Reports This Week's Space Satellite Er1r9 Specials At0 Challenger (piCoasts n Challenger commander Paul Weitz and Cape Canaveral, Fla.- The world's biggest his crewmen, pilot Karol Bobko and mission and costliest communications satellite, launched special- ists with fanfare from the space shuttle Challenger, Story Musgrave and Donald Peterson, who the end traveled a misshapen orbit yesterday as experts had ejected the satellite from their cargo bay late on the ground sought ways to salvage it. They Monday, were asleep when the trouble began. They were in the seocnd day of the voiced some hope for success. ship's five-day The new shuttle, meanwhile, was coasting like inaugural flight Ifth a seasoned traveler around the Earth. Its astro- She Challenger is operating near flawlessly," nauts, quietly busy with metals processing and said flight director Randy Stone. "The crew is other scientific experiments, wondered if they feeling fine," he added. bad anything to do with the satellite's problems. There was no indication the crew suffered bridge~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"We don't really have a story for you," said from the same space sickness that beset astro- officials at Mission Control. "We'll probably be nauts on the first shuttle flight. talking a lot about that post-flight." Weitz and his crew members had a relatively lounge and restaurant light schedule yesterday devoted mainly to Plans were to use the satellite's nozzles and the metals processing, scientific and medical experi- fuel it carries for small course corrections, to ments They also were to make the first of four propel the satellite into its proper 22,300-mile- course-changing maneuvers to meet a phantom high orbit. A lot was riding on the ability to target in space. The exercise was a rehearsal for overcome the problems with the 2V2-ton, $100 later flights when astronauts will chase down million Tracking and Data Relay Satellite satellites to service or repair them. (TDRS), which is needed urgently both for The astronauts' next big day is tomorrow when defense purposes and future missions of the shut- astronauts Musgrave and Peterson climb into B ar Drinks .95,^ tle. Without TDRS. a spacelab flight in Sep- space suits and walk out into the airless void of tember is practically an impossiblity. the open cargo bay. WEDNESD~914AY&, I'-Newts B~riefs AAP HOI UR;1 4-7 International Paris- France's leftist government expelled The Interior Ministry said the Soviets were about 50 Soviets on charges of espionage yester- deported because of "systematic" espionage Bar Drinks .95

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Fire Chief Bill Shultz said that three Setauket fire trucks responded to the blaze which firefighters battled for almost a half-hour. Shultz said that the fires were not major but that they could have been much worse if University Police had not been called. Shultz said that Finkel- The Se ttauket Fire Department responding to the March 23 fire which caused damage to the Department of Environmental Conservation DEC A dmni str atn dire.or Tina D E C buildinig. The damage was estimated at $15,000. Administration director Tina DeMaggio said that the damage was Tenure Process DesMggo saidthatshe did not know Is Discussed how the alleged arsonist gained W^ *f T * w y^ 1^ C^^ 1 Aentrance to the empty building, since it was locked at the time that the fire j -- y -J I ^ /l I^ W ersyi1tI 9 1WJ M. U ^ lAM~y uV 1^^occured, but that once inside the arson- ist met with no resistance because the By Saleem Shereef the meeting centered mainly on the assistant in the psychology department, office doors have no key locks. Allmost a week after 300 students pro- guidelines involved in awarding a presented a letter to the audience that Sam Finkelstein speculated that the testad the psychology department's faculty member with a tenure and the read that Silverstein's file was open for alleged arsonist by chance entered his recor nmendation that Assistant Profes- criteria on which a faculty member is discussion at anytime at the question office and set on fire first his secretary's sor Etrett Silverstein not receive tenure, evaluated for a tenure. The question on and answer session. The letter was desk and then some of his personal files. the organizers of that protest held everybody's mind, namely why Silver- signed by Silverstein. Levine declined The arsonist allegedly then moved to the anotther meeting to discuss the issue stein was actually denied tenure, was any comment on the knowledge of the next room on the hall and set fire to some furthler. Martha Livingstone, a gradu- withheld and not available for discus- letter or its manifestations. stacks of papers on a bench in that room ate sAtudent in the department set the sion. Psychology Professor Marvin The discussion turned to what the and then moved to an elevator service format of the meeting, which was held Levine explained that discussion of the guidelines were for tenure to be vestibule where he/she, according to in th ie Lecture Center, and was to be a recommendation to deny tenure would awarded to a candidate. Psychology Shultz, attempted to set fire to telephone calmi and consistent question and be unfair to Silverstein and that any dis- Professor Marsha Johnson said the and electric lines. answrer session- very much unlike the cussion of his file, which at the moment criteria for awarding tenure consisted Several minutes later University week c before when the students con- was "closed," would only serve to bias his of three: the research the candidate Police received a second call from the front ted the faculty members of the psy- case before any committee deciding his accomplished in the past, the quality of same person, said University Police spo- cholo»gy department with chants and future. Levine also added that, even his or her teaching, and the community kesman Doug Little. The caller claimed loud demands for the retraction of their though he was aware of Silverstein's services the candidate is involved in. that James College was going to be set said. University Police decis ,ion. The organizers meant for it to research efforts and his good reputation She also said that research counted very on fire, Little be a'ttended by both members of the among the students, he thought that the much in the evaluation process. "Stony officers moved to the scene and evacu- faculIty and students who cared about psychology department had not erred in Brook is a research institution and we ated the residents. They found no evi- - their futur6 education. Eight out of the denying the tenure because they had know that when we come here. Research dence of an arson attempt. twenkty-six faculty members were pres- "evaluated him in the conventional lines is therefore valued very high [in the eva- The Suffolk County Arson Squad and ent.'1he rest of the lecture hall was occu- of evaluation that had been used in the luation process], she added. University Police are both conducting pied by students and Silverstein's past years. The remark drew an angry A student questioned the meaning of an investigation into the fire. sUpporters. response from many of the students. At "quality" at a point in the discussion Sam Finkelstein said that he could e issues that were tnohbd iscsd at that moment. Skin Spitzer, a teaching of Swatj noied on page 6) ot.rinltlild on page 11) ThMw13ataL *DWBgsw *t -%&% W% Ad1%AMs -.------, - ---jr- - F------, ------'Suspiciouss Polity Freezes SAB Budget im By Howard Breuer never asked me anything at all. They just froze us- Polity froze the budget of the Student Activities right out of the blue. They were going to freeze us out Board (SAB) on March 24 because, according to Poli- completely- to the point that we wouldn't be booking ty's executive director Robin Rabii, there were too any more acts, but they changed their minds when many questions about their cash flow system that were they realized that everyone would be mad at them unanswered. [Polity] and saying that because of Polity there would n The main reason that the Polity Council voted to be no more concerts. So now it's just our budget that is m freeze SAB's budget," Rabii said, "was that Tokyo frozen." en Joe's was bringing in a great deal of money, and we felt 2 SAB has held parties that used kegs from Tokyo that the cash flow system was not being handled prop- z erly. There were many rumors going around that said Joe's, according to one source. Polity treasurer Belina that money was going off to places that it shouldn't, Anderson admitted that she was aware of such parties, and we felt that by freezing the budget we could call and that she and many others were extremely suspi- 3 a good deal t attention to the problem, and try to institute a more cious of the idea that they might be making to that it goes off CL effi'ient cash flow system." more money than they will admit to. and According to Tokyo Joe's coordinator Ira Levy, to "wherever." But Lupi said that "they usually only Tokyo Joe's is a new club, taking in money for all break even after most of these events, and sometimes they even lose money." different activities. "In the past, the onbl thing that we _.. Polity will meet with SASB tonight They will work 0> sold was tickets for concerts and movies, which were w their differences, and work out a bonded and tabulated by an outside source Now there on straightening out aJ is a lae sales flow. Beer, a coat check, t-shirts, more efficient cash flow system. "I am very confident Ci cigarettes- all of these are paid for in straight cash.' that this thing will work itself out," Rabii said. "Both too Statesman photo /Mike Chen Dan Lupi, student coordinator of SAB, said that he sides are willing to cooperate, and it shouldn't take Mdln RAhii was never confronted by Polity on the issue. They long before everything gets back to normal." ~~~~~~~~~~M- e%-L- -2 -.

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By Elizabeth Waserman group U-2, among others-Ian rations were also being made: the caliber U-2. for which they president for Campus Opera- An outdoor festival and con- Hunter and David Johanmen potential vendors had been con- are paying almost $10,000, tions, nixed constructing the cert that the Stdent Activities had been mentioned as tacted, the security arrange- often stipulate in their con- stage in back of the gym Board (SAB) planned for Sun- possibil ities-vendors selling ments were being ironed out tracts that the dressing rooms because of the potential noise it day, May 1 was scrapped food and beer, and a fireworks and the plans had been drawn. must be close to the stage and would send across the flat recently because of a spat with display. It was to be instead of The problem? SAB wanted to security tight, she said. athletic fields into a residential Administration officials over the annual Spring Fest, "but construct the stage in back of part of the community. Since he which direction the stage was better,' said SAB Concerts the gym, facing the athletic They discussed the idea with has been at the University, he to point. chairman Daniel Lupi. The fields, to make use of the build- Jim Black, vice-president for said, the stages for these types contract with U-2 has already ings facilities for dressing University Affairs and after he of affairs have always faced in The event which they had been signed and they will now rooms and hospitality pur- spoke with Fred Preston, vice- towards campus, the buildings, been planning since last semes- perform inside of the Gym on poses, said SAB chairman president for Student Affairs thereby minimizing the noise ter was to feature the musical that date, he said. Other prepa- Deborah Piacentini. Bands of and Robert Francis, vice- that would infiltrate the community. The fact that it was to be held an a Sunday in the early to nr id evening (6-9PM) was also a con- sideration, Black said. He said there was potential for com- plaints from local residents whose small children go to sleep early, or who go to sleep early themselves. Outdoor con- certs have not been held on Sun- day nights in the past few years, he said. "If it's never been done before, how would they know if it would work or not," Piacen- tini said. 'I think it's ridicu- lous," Piacentini said of the opposition to the festival. "We don't do this all the time." She said that SAB has tried being flexible about holding the con- cert earlier in the evening but nothing was accomplished. A weekend festival that was held last Spring, G-Fest, drew about 200 telephoned com- plaints into the Department of Public Safety from community residents complaining about the noise level. "I would urge SAB to con- sider some alternatives...if the problem is dressing rooms," Black said. "I'm not saying no Statesman, Howard Saitz to a concert that would end at 9 Last spring, administrative officials called an early curfew on G-Fest when residents of the surrounding community complained of the PM on a Sunday night," he said, noise from performing bands. only to putting the stage back to back with the gym. Wor Study Jobs Created By Congressional Bhill

By Greg D'Auria education budget for '83-284 An extra 75 to 100 work- and the university was drawing study jobs will be available to up it's budget based on those Stony Brook students next year supposedly final figures. due to a recent Congressional In the first week of March the measure, according to Stony Senate Appropriations Com- Brook's Financial Aid Director mittee voted to provide an addi- Jack Joyce. In late March Con- tional $100 million for gress passed an emergency jobs work-study next year. In the bill which allocated an addi- version adopted by the House tional $50 million for the Col- earlier no money had been allo- lege Work-Study program in cated for work-study. After a 1983-84. joint conference between the According to Joyce this two, the compromise of $5 mil- ^would mean the university lion was reached. The total Buy One Buy One would get about $100,000 more budget for work-study will be from the federal government increased to $590 million next : WHOPPPER ® Bacon than had been originally bud- year. Double m geted to it Thus the university According to Joyce this is just Sandwich., en will be able to provide more stu- 'another indication of good ' Cheeseburger K dents with work-study jobs signs out of congress," in terms z than it had expected to for next of it's attitude towards funding Get Another for higher education. Both last year. oD According to the Senate year and this year Congress WHOPPER FREE Get Another CLI Appropriations Committee's rebuffed President Ronald 0» Reagan's requests for cutbacks estimates, the extra money (tOm 8 p il closing) OneREE l< would finance 75,000 -in education, choosing to main- student Please present this coupon before tain funding at the same level _. jobs, in addition to the 960,000 ordering limit one coupon per customer subsidized by money already both years. Joyce said Congress Void where prohibited by law. Please 0 was initially supportive present his coupon before .. appropriated. of Rea- ordenng limit one coupon per customer Joye was "pleasantly sur- gan's cutback proposals, but Void where prohibited by low § pried by the extra money student pue were effective CD becaSe he said funds for edu- in making Congress more Good from 4/1/83 to 4/13/83 at Good from 4/6/83 to 4/13/83 at m aware of student needs and cation usually do not come from Stony Brookstore only. Stony Brook store only. €A) a jobs bill. Also Congress had they became km receptive to already concluded work on the Reaana.s requests. ______-COUPON"____-_____COUPON«-______rm ^U^UOUPON|^^ ~ Cammnerncement Speaker Sought

members of the audience said Donna Gross Activities Director, Kayla By Goldberg. This could include is on for a student Mendelsohn, Linguistics Pro- The search any topic of the writer's inter- year's com- fessor Mark Aranoff and five speaker for this est, she added, or possibly This is the randomly selected seniors on Jeans and Cords 519, 13 99 mencement in May. reflections of student a student the Dean's List. In addition, life at the second year in which University. Last 25-38 unwashed S while it is Editors-in-Chief of the three year the panel will give the address, received about with coupon EDWARD ALAN expires 4/13/83 for a cen- major university publica- twenty entries, also the second year she said, I m-- mm=--* -COUPON-m-"-"mm m to be .tions-Blackworld, the Stony but they are hoping for tralized commencement, more competition on the athletic fields. Brook Press and Statesman- this year. held Submissions should MEMBERS ONL Y & SERUCHI I The idea for a student writ- will serve on the committee, be no longer than 10 pages (a five Jackets ten speech was originated last according to Anya Goldberg, to seven minute speech) and Sold in the mall for $55(m°° ^ t year by Fred Preston, vice- Student Activities assistant ng should be written by a graduat- our price5 president for Student Affairs. director. 5 colors, sizes 36-46 also TALLS This year the submissions will ing senior. They should be be judged by a committee of dropped off at the Office of Stu- with coupon EDWARD ALAN expires 4/13/83 faculty members and students. Judges will be looking for a dent Affairs, Union room 266 The panel includes Student speech that is appropriate to all by April 11, said Mendelsohn. To wltlU R pay FAL KCTAdL Zap«S 689-8588 Mon., Tues., Wed., Sat. 10-6 Three Village Plaza Thurs., Fri. 10-9 Route 25A, Setauket S u n . 12 - 4 No Resolve to P/NC Debate near Swezey's, Goodies & Tuey's All maKor credit cards honored (cmdlthicd from page 1) time workload while listed as penalized by low grades. restrict full-time students. Hogan said the chairmen of the Pass/No Credit option. The In some Engineering pro- the three committees had all Senate's Education and Teach- grams, he said, students were felt that abuses of P/NC were ing Policy Committee, along forbidden by departmment pol- widespread and preferred a with the Committee on Aca- icy from using the Pass/No proposal that it be eliminated. demic Standing from the Col- Credit option, but found that They also offered two other | | lege of Arts and Sciences and the registrar's computers do proposals, both restricting the the College of Engineering and not bar this and, by accepting option to courses outside a stu- Applied Sciences had consi- "No Credit" grades, were able dent's major and university dis- chn/~topherItreet dered the current Pass/No to repeat the course sometimes tribution requirements. The IAmi . L Ol ws,e Credit system and felt that stu- several times, until they were I 9 second would also restrict dents were abusing it. Douglas ready to receive a good letter P/NC's to 10 percent of a stu- said the Senate would consider grade. dent's total credits earned at 751-1122 the matter again, either in a Goodman said, however, that Stony Brook, as well as only May meeting or September. few students abuse the Pass/No allowing students to choose the Joseph Hogan, chairman of Credit option and that the uni- option during the first two the Committee on Academic versity shouldn't adopt restric- weeks of the semester. The Standing for the College of tions that would make the third proposal would replace Engineering and Applied whole student body suffer. "I "NC" with "F" as the listing a Sciences said the original moti- really think we're using a how- student risks receiving on his or vation behind the Pass/No itzer to shoot a flea," Goodman her transcript, and would also Credit option was to allow stu- said. allow students to withdraw dents to explore courses in William Wiesner, assistant from any P/F courses during areas where they doubted their vice-provost for undergraduate the first nine weeks of the ability without worrying about studies, also questioned semester. * Student Discounts failing, but that most students whether the P/NC option Douglas finally ended the * Men only $10.00 were instead using it to avoid needed to be changed. He said discussion and asked for a non- * Women only whatever bad grades they hap- while students may be using it binding vote on the proposed . $15.00 with .pened to face. He said there to manipulate grades, he didn't changes. He counted 14 votes rF student ID. ,were other abuses, including think it was really an abuse of for the elimination of the PI/NC Istudents who take the Pass/No the option's original purpose: option, 30 votes for the second Credit option on one or more allowing students to take a proposal, seven for the third courses which they do no work course they would otherwise and 35 votes for leaving the cur- for, effectively carrying a part- have to avoid without being rent P/NC system unchanged. Coventry Commons Stony Brook Road, Route 347 (next to Cookys) L i Tenure Process Is Discussed

- -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O cmettifted from page 'I) Stony Brook was a state insti- teaching assistant, Gilchrist when that word appeared to be Lution, the faculty here should was too much of a radical in a phrase that the faculty con- be more concerned with their both his political philosophy tinuously used in their argu- tax-paying students than their and teaching methods that it ments. It was used by Johnson own research. "We need did not suit the department's when describing the amount of Brett," he added, "he is more taste. He added that the psy- published work a faculty concerned with people than re- chology department had not member must accomplish and search. He helps them with his done enough to get Gilchrist by Levine who said the re- research and his teaching past the PPC. Professor Ro- search was evaluated on the more than others do." nald Friend drew a parallel basis of outside recognition, between Gilchrist and Silver- 0) the amount of job offers the The rest of the discussion stein. and said that Silverstein candidate received and the CO trailed on to the subject of the was given a "bum rap" and Cd 6*glory the work brings to old candidate's teaching evalua- that he was the lowest paid ,L. Stony Brook." tions, for which the faculty member of the fauclty for the A T.A, a foreign student members present maintained past six years, even though he from Taiwan, made a state- they did not yet have a fol- was thae best teacher available. ment that drew a large amount proof method available, and Friend's statement was ac- c of positive attention from the the question of importance of cented by his anger at what he audience. teaching versus that of re- said seemed to be the psy- 3 He i0) commented on the search. The question of politics chology department's reluc- z quality of Silverstein's re- was brought up when the case tance to admit the large part search, saying that unlike of Alan Gilchrist was menti- politics had played in the de- other research work published LU oned in conjunction with radi- nial of tenure to Silverstein. in prestigious journals but of calism of the teaching faculty. Levine declined to comment no particular relevence to the Gilchrist was denied tenure any further on the subject and An general public, Silverstein's last year, at the recommenda- the meeting ended due to the work focused on concepts im- tion of the Personnel Policy lack of time, leaving some portant to the laymen. The stu- Committee (PPCQ even though people with unanswered ques- dent cited Silverstein's work he was recommended for te- tions. Brett Silverstein's case is on food, world poverty (D and nure by the department of Psy- still pending further discus- smoking. He added that since chology. According to a sion and review. -

Statesman photos/Howard Breuer (Below) from left to right: University Police officer Kevin Paukner; Ray Fontana, 19- Karen Diamond, 16; Fred Edwards, 17; and Mark Hauck. (Above): teenagers look on as University Police officer is hard at work. (Right): Hauck takes part in Paukner's patrol of campus.

Teens Participate in Career Program ! These teenagers, dressed in real police uniforms, visited Stony Brook on Saturday, March 26 .in order to learn a little bit more about a career that they are all seriously considering for themselves- they want to be police officers. They come from Suffolk County's fifth precinct, which covers towns like Oakdale and Eastport, where they are in a career orientation program called the Police Explorers. Police Explorers observe and work with real police officers in order to get a real feel for what police work is all about. They control crowds at parades, direct traffic and participate in community watch programs. Their visit to Stony Brook, authorized by Public Safety Director Gary Barnes as part of Stony Brook's career orientation program, consisted mostly of an "off-peak" (spring recess) tour of the campus, led by University Police officer Kevin Paukner. They toured the academic buildings, the gymnasium, University Police headquarters and were even given a chance to go on call with Paukner- only to observe from a safe distance, for they have yet to receive any formal police training. a B -Howard Breuer .0

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After lems of humanity, perhaps onlyto bring our problems out from the backs of our minds a year in production, the album was finally released so that we can face them. on Long Island last week. The Final Cut is their gutsiest album ever. It starts off where The Wall ended (if it Long Island fans used to Zebra's live performances ever does) and reveals something more about the man that wrote all of their lyrics surrounded by the band's ad-libs and the audiences' Roger Waters. incitements will notice the refinements Zebra's Mainly, the album attacks war and politics - mostly present-day conflicts. The music has gone through on this album. Zebra seems lyrics constantly attack Europe's political leader's with an indefatigable contempt. In to have been transposed from an immoderate bar tvrantc and kinas "Tha*111 VI1Ut«l#lUlClatKharF IVIVzIIIVIIOaUamnrinl€I 14nmv1V^I1 " It;,{nrAle inetziea« allOI Il VInf thoLIMus imr>iirahl IIVU I U LYOc|B»y . god 11t-<.. can be locked up and left to play their war games amongst themselves. War kills those that play its silly games-this is the general message of the album. Yet what of the reason for Waters' contempt? The reason is war kills more than just those who choose to play its games. The album, you see, is dedicated to Eric Fletcher Waters - Roger Waters' father, who died at the age of 31 in World War It. He flew planesas you already know in caseyou saw TheWall" moviealthough you probably weren't aware of the connection. You can also remember Waters' father from some of the lyrics from "The Wall"... Daddy's flown across the water leaving just a memory, a snapshot in the family album Daddy what else did you leave for mne? And then you realize that Waters wrotethese songs not ragatiming by some studio keyboard, but locked away somewhere only with his frustrated self and tear-stained eyes. The most intense song is "Not Now John." The song says that they (the group) don't have any time to pay attention to what's really going on in the world because they've all got to go out there and put on their show for all of the kiddies. Maybe this has something to do with the fact that keyboardist Richard Wright left the group before the "Final Cut"' album, and David Gilmour, guitarist, announced that he would leave after. Maybe it all has something to do with the fact that 'The Final Cut"' is the final Floyd album. It is rumored that the group will reunite this summer to do a farewell concert at Madison Square Garden, but then what? Waters' anti-war poetry is devastating as are all of his lyrics. There are millions of more tormented poets thoughts on life, so at least it is fortunate, both for himself and for writing of their Zebra read it, that Waters' words, like the countless tombstones in the fields, those who band to a glossy studio band. The extra sound effects for all to see. are left and added voice tracks give the impression that the ashes and diamonds band includes more than Jackson's vocals, Gelso's friend foe and drums and Hanemann's keyboards. Additional musi- were all equal in the end. we cians are included in "Take Your Fingers From My Hair" and "When You Get There," which give the songs added depth. Another refinement includes not an addition to Jackson's music, but a subtraction. His popular country-like guitar solo at the end of "As I Said Before" is cut and the song instead fades into "Who's Behind The Door?." Jackson's lyrics from "Who's Behind The Door?" as well as his other tunes deal with life and love. He demands his lover to 'Tell Me What You Want" and then begs her to give him "One More Chance."" Jackson's view on life seems to say that he only has one life and one chance to make it right and he'll e) keep trying to take that chance to improve it: 4 m We get one chance to sip the wine en And life don't come on borrowed > time The only song on the album not written by Jackson is "Slow Down," a 1957 tune written by Larry Willi- z ams. Zebra does their own rendition of this song :3 40 with part of Elvis Presley's "'Blue Suede combined § Shoes." their own songs, Zebra has also built Besides doing a their reputation on a striking similarity to Led Zep- zC pelin when they perform Zeppelin originals. Jack- son's high-pitched haunting voice is similar to Robert Plant's. 0-0 It was never the case of renditions, but originals €* that separated Zebra from any other Long Island z band. 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He is now working in the primary core of the reactor, grossing over $1,500 a week, making the reac- tor "earthquake-proof." He is working to complete the plant even though he is not sure how safe nuclear power is. "I know an evacuation plan is impossible. And, I'm not sure about the damage it may do to the [Long Island] Sound," he said. "But everything is a threat...sac- Shorsham: for Bob, a better way of life. Photo courtesy LILCO charin...pollution...besides, I'm doing it for the money." Bob entered the construction LILCO at Shoreham. it meant he gloves, patrol throughout the inside the reactor. He wears a field a year and a half ago. Before could get up at 6:30 AM instead of building. One guard, a black guy white badge on his shirt that indi- that he spent seven years work- 4:45 AM. It also meant more over- about 6'4" and 230 pounds, cates if he has been exposed to ing for Waldbaum's, waiting for a time and more money. Now Bob stands in front of the doorway any radiation. If the badge turns promotion to a managerial posi- is grateful to the managers that that Bob has to pass through. His black, then he must undergo tion. "I should have become the forced him to leave Waldbaum's. arms are crossed over his chest, "special treatment." He's not frozen food manager," he said, It is Wednesday, 7:40 AM, and so the gun over his right hip can sure what the special treatment is "but the store manager didn't like Bob drives his metallic blue be clearly seen. Bob looks up at at Shoreham, but he heard that at me, and he told the supervisors I Camaro through the gate on the him and the guard nods, then the Indian Point nuclear power wasn't qualified, and I didn't have road that leads to the power plant. allows Bob to pass. plant the treatment was to enough experience. Then some The parking lot is nearly full so he Inside this room, Bob and two shower for eight hours or until the guy who didn't do anything has to park in the rear spaces, other guys work to complete a job badge turns white again. around there got the job." Bob about 200 yards away from the they have been working on for the In the reactor, Bob works in the was bitter about not getting the entrance to the plant. These spa- past three days. A bolt had been elevator shaft, making it promotion, but not enough to quit; ces are uphill. Bob parks his car placed in the wrong spot on the earthquake-proof, like the rest of it was not until several months and starts walking down. wall, and an official of the federal the reactor is suppose to be. He later, when a new, young assist- At the entrance to the plant, a Nuclear Regulatory Commission spends more time figuring out ant manager pushed him a little guard checks the passes of the (NRC) wants it removed. But, how to reach a certain spot or too far, that he finally left workers who are waiting in line to because the bolt has become how to get between pipes then he Waldbaum's. get inside the fenced-in area wedged in the wall, they have had does performing the actual work. He was able to get into a con- around the plant. The guard just a hard time getting it out . They If he drops a tool he must lower a struction workers' union with a looks down at each pass and mut- have been cutting away at the rope, yell for someone to tie the little help from his father who is a ters "Go 'head." Once inside this concrete wall and pulling on the tool on, and then lift it up. The union representative. At first, his gate, Bob heads for the "Roach exposed part of the bolt for three problem is that everything is °n father did not want Bob to be a Coach," a wood shanty where the days. After they finally remove crammed together and there I really is not enough room to work; construction worker, but Bob got workers hang their coats and the bolt, Bob figures it has cost U>rn him to change his mind; the job change their clothes. Bob sits at ULCO $3,000. many times two guys stand would get him out of the super- one of the picnic tables that are At 11:50 AM, everyone stops around watching another guy z market business and into a trade scattered around the room, and working and heads for the work, because only one can fit that paid a lot more money. drinks a cup of coffee, black with- entrance gate. About 150 people into the space. Bob considers the money to be out sugar. He pays no attention to wait on line to be checked out; The day ends at 6:30 PM and the best pan of the job. It certainly the guy across the room, who is security guards keep record of the Bob leaves to go home. Around made it easier to accept a few lifting one of the picnic benches workers that leave and then com- 8:00 PM he picks up his girlfriend 06 drawbacks during the first 16 over his head and smashing it to pare them with those that return and they go to Sheps, a bar where a Bob used to bartend on wee- CD months, when Bob was working the ground, neither do the guys later. Bob says that the security 09 in Manhattan. Commuting into sleeping or standing around guards not only know who is kends, before he started working smoking; it is only Simon again, inside and who is not, but also at Shoreham. Most of the people the city from Setauket, during the >h3 where everyone is inside the say "hello" to him when he walks rush hour did not agree with him taking one of his fits. Bob explains (a very much, nor did working from a that Simon is just releasing some plant. When most of the crowd in. He appears much more up gets on line to be relaxed and comfortable than he scaffold 30 or 40 stories above of the pressure that builds has left, Bob coCD from working here erayI ; checked out. He does not rush to was at work. He sits and talks and the ground give him much of a :E thrill. But the money allowed him there is so much security that it is the local bars like most of the laughs with the friends he has to pay off his debts, and buy a new like being in a prison. other workers do during the lunch made there, and makes everyone w Camaro and a video cassette After putting on his blue hard hour. Instead, he goes and gets there feel at home. Someday, recordr hat, his working glows and his his car, then parks it in a closer when he has saved enough The chance to work clser to his goggles, Bob goes into the plant. spot that was left by someone money he plans to quit the con- home came when the company Security guards, dressed in who went out for lunch. struction business, and become Bob wok for got a contract with brown uniforms and white After lunch, Bob has to work the owner of the bar. 'IL SUMMER JOBS1 Surprise Lake Camp All 'lThWs S pecial- (member: Federation of Jewish Philanthropies) Potted $75 ] On campus interviews for general counselors and specialists in the Career Development ^^G3eranimsj^ office, room W0550, 11:30-1:30 p.m. on April 13 (Waterfront, Tennis, Arts & Crafts, Drama, Sports, Camping & Hiking) $550- $800. Salary earn college credit i dietary laws observed. - \ Stony Brook Florist / oi \ oulte 25A 751-038100 W. 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A Taste of the Met at SB 0) Ars Center on Soprano Martina Arroyo will appear in concert at the Fine _... calling the box Saturday at 8 PM. Tickets, at $ 10, $ 12 and $14, may be reserved by office at 246-5678. by Verdi, . Arroyo's program will include Mozart's Recitative and Aria, K528, arias be accom- Schubert, Richard Strauss, and Joaquin Rodrigo. She will 40 and songs by - Master and panied by pianist Henri Venanzi, who is Assistant Conductor, Chorus Resident Coach for the Cincinnati Opera. - BEINGJOHN OFCLEESE LlEw 4J York and in byZMONTY _ GRAHAM PYTHON'S CNN THE Arroyo has long been a favorite at the Metropolitan Opera in New "MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE" at home in wr«t«o by iw %wamiGRAHAM CHAPMAN -JOHN CLEESE, great demand at opera houses throughout the world. She is equally Arroyo has been particularly acclaimed TERRY GILLIAM -ERIC IDLE -TERRY JONES -MICHAEL KLUN opera, oratorio, solo and orchestral music. Pi~momvdowJOHNGOLDSTONE Ammomma so, &^msww' by TERRY GI IAAAM premiered several works for her performances in the operas of Verdi and has also Dwwo by TERRY JONES AiNIVBRSAL RELEASE o r a s by Mozar t, V erdi, by major contemporary composers. She has recorded pe e ~l MM& "Missa Solem- Puccini, and Masacagni, as well as orchestral works such as the R e m w i a r Bernstein. NOW nisv' snh Eugene Ormandy, and the Verdi " qui ," th Leon d CPLAYING-- Opera and a This yr Arroyo will participate in a gala concert at the Brussels at the Salzburg Mozarteum. at Univrsi Spcutt Stete Theatre erie of workshops and masterclasses DmwUml I NF W LXam NSo afulW17mw r mi * Undergraduates: Prime Time is Your Time To personalize your experience as HOURS have been increased for amajor without the usual hassle Special thanks to the Stony Brook a student, Stony Brook offers PRIME TIME and are posted at of three different stops. Foundation for providing funds for PRIME TIME each semester- the department offices. ALL PRIME TIME ACTIVITIES Prime Time open houses and YOUR TIME-to talk with faculty During Prime Time you can ARE OPEN TO THE ENTIRE events. about your academic program, DECLARE A MAJOR in the UtNIVERSITY COMMUNITY- next semester's courses, and College of Arts and Sciences by resident and commuter students selection of a major, and for going to the department offices in all programs and departments, camaraderie with other students. and advisors and signing your faculty, and staff. faculty and staff. Faculty will be name. All sophomores, juniors, Review the Prime Time program present at EVENTS AND OPEN and seniors listed as "GEN," and below, pick the events of interest HOUSES. FACULTY ADVISING any freshmen who feel sufficiently to you, and enjoy the good committed to a major to say so, company and conversation. should take advantage of this one-stop opportunity for declaring * Prime Time Program College of Arts and Psychology Biological Sciences Admission to the Major in Sciences Open House Advising Fair Computer Science 2:00 - 4:30 p.m. 1:00 - 4:00 p.m. Students may be admitted to this 253 Social Science A 1st floor lobby, Graduate Biology major only after one semester at WEDNESDAY, April 6 Stony Brook, and only after Sociology English completing MSC 112, 120, and Anthropology Three Discussion Groups: Readings of Original Works: 201, and MSM 131, 132, and 231 Open House Multi-Media Program "Social Change and the Rise of Poetry, Drama, Short Fiction (or approved equivalents) with a 3:00 - 5:00 p m. Southern Sharecropping." Ed 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. grade point average of at least 5th floor lobby, Social & Royce 283 Humanities 2.8 and with no grade in any of Behavioral Sciences "From Madhouse to Main Street: these courses lower than C. (Note The Deinstitutionalization of the Foreign Language that C- is not acceptable as a Earth and Space Sciences Mentally III." Bill Gronfein Departments, Judaic Studies, qualifying grade.) No more than Open House Tour of ESS Labs '"Sociology & Language." Meryl Comparative Literature, one repeated course will be 5:30 p.m. F ingrutd Humanities, Classics, accepted to satisfy the w1st floor lobby, Earth & Space 4:00 - 6:00 p.m. Linguistics requirements for admission to the 4th floor lobby, Social & Lecture. major. History Behavioral Sciences "Linguistics & Languages: A Open House Double Major." Prof. Aaron S. 11:00 a.m. - 1 00 p.m. Carton Applied Mathematics and 3rd floor lobhbv, Social & FRIDAY, April 8 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. Statistics, Technology and Behavioral S winces N 4006 Library Society Retumrning Student Network Advising Sessions for MSA Philosophy Open House Advising Open House Majors and EST Minors Discussion and Adv sing Session: 12:00 - 3:00 p.m. 1:30 - 3:00 p.m. "The Value of Majoring in S 216 Social & Behavioral N 3063 Library Freshmen Philosophy" Sciences Wednesday, April 6 1:00 - 2:30 p m. Political Science 11:20 a.m. - 12:20 p.m. Open House P-131 Math Tower Open House MONDAY, April 11 2:00 - 4:00 p.m. J:uu - b:uu pm. 7th floor lobby, Social & Sophomores 249 Old Physics Art Behavioral Sciences Thursday, April 7 Open House 11:30 a.m. - 12:35 p.m. Physics 12:00 - 1:30 p.m. P-131 Math Tower Discussion: 2nd floor lobby, Fine Arts THURSDAY, April 14 "Curriculum & Career Juniors Opportunities in Physics" Chemistry English Friday, April 8 2:00 - 3:30 pm. Open House A comedy film to be announced 11:30 a.m. - 12:20 p.m. C 120 Graduate Physics Discussion: 7:00 p.m. P-131 Math Tower "Majoring in Chemistry or Place to be announced Psychology Engineering Chemistry" D/scussion- 11:00 - 4:00 p m. Music Electrical Engineering, "Majoring in Psychology" University Commons, Graduate Open House Student-Faculty Mechanical Engineering, 4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Chemistry Discussion Engineering Science 118 Social Sciences B 4:00 - 6:00 p.m. Advising Sessions for Majors English 1st floor lounge, Fine Arts MReligious Studies "Parodies Lost-Parodies Freshmen IOpen House Regained" Wednesday, April 6 1-00 - 3:00 p m. Hlidden Attacks-Readings of 12:30 p.m. 112 Old Physics Satire and Parodies College of Engineering 201 Heavy Engineering 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. and Applied Sciences Social Sciences 283 Humanities Sophomores Interdisciplinary Thursday, April 7 "Child Care for the '80's" A comedy film to be announced To Students Aspiring to Take 12:45 p.m. A Slide Presentation. 3 00 p.m. 7:00 p m. Their Degrees In the College of 102 Light Engineering "Images of China Today" Place to be announced Engineering and Applied A Slide Presentation. 4:00 p.m. Sciences. Juniors S 207 Social & Behavioral Federated Learning Friday, April 8 Sciences Communities Admissilon to an Engineering 12:30 p.m. It Open House Program Information Major 201 Heavy Engineering AD 1200 - 2:00 pm. If you hope to take your degree THURSDAY, April 7 132 Old Physics in an engineering I r program but tOa, have not as yet been signed into Open Houses 0> .Advancement on Individual -Merit the major of your choice, you 0. TUESDAY, April 12 should register during Prime Time Mechanical Engineering Open House in Old Engineering Room 127. In Monday, April 18 1:30 - 5:00 p.m. English June, after Spring '83 grades are 12:00 - 1:00 p.m. W 3520 Library Reading of Original Works: in, the transcripts of those who 258 Light Engineering CO Poetry, Drama, Short Fiction registered will be reviewed and S English 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. "Parodies Lost-Parodies the College will accept as many Eectr cal Engne- 283 Humanities in each major as can be Regained" Monday, April 11 accommodated. The decision will 01) Hidden Attacks-Readings of Mathematcs 12:00 - 1:00 p.m. V-f Satire and Parodies be based primarily on grades in 258 Light Engineering Open House mathematics and the sciences. 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. 3:00 - 4:15 p.m. 283 Humanities Engineering Scenee, Matras P-131 Math Tower Admssn to the Major In Scince, Engi~rnering Chemisty Economios MathrtmadcAAppld and Wednesday, April 13 I Open House 4:00 - 6:00 p.m. 4:00 - 6:00 p.m. WEDNESDAY, Aprl 13 A continuing student will be 301 Old Engineering considered for admission to this 6th floor lobby. Social & Behavioral Sciences tAfrcn Stud major upon completion of MSM Technoogy and& iety Open House 131. 132 (or 125, 126, 127), 231 Tuesday, April 12 F lafte Lni- Presentations and MSC 112 (or 113 and 114) 10:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. "Let There be Light" with a 2.5 average in these 211 Old Engineering courses. 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TAtEMPEST VXdo M-fp t Statesman mmrar *2 all yu cam nk 10, FMI Thurs,. AprN 7fth Tabler Cakwbri. BeI ftwe!i Personal a-Sports Briefs --- 1 Sports Observer Rangers WFu Payoff Opener I Pro Baseba 11 Season Begins R Philalphia-Anders Hedberg scored two goals and an Baseball, spring and optimism are all marve- third, not because of the addition of Joe Morgan assist as the New York Rangers upset the Philadelphia Fly- lously timed to coincide with each other every and Tony Perez, but because of the acquisition of ers 5-3 last night in a first-round Stanley Cup playoffgame April. As the 26 major league baseball teams young outfielder Von Hayes. As for the rest of the in the National Hockey League. broke spring training Sunday night, managers, divison, look for a repeat of '82 as the Pirates The Rangers, who finished fourth behind Philadelphia, players and fans looked at their teams with hope, finish fourth, slightly ahead of the fifth place the Patrick Division champion, and the Flyers will meet in and usually without a great deal of realistic Cubs. The Mets will occupy a comfortable place the second game of the best-of-five series here tomorrow thought Across the country baseball-starved in the division's cellar unless their youil&g night. people were trying to talk their friends (and pitchers do some incredible things. Hedburg, who had scored 15 points in his last 17 games, themselves) into believing that players like Joe In the National's Western Divison look for the sent the Rangers ahead at 6:06 of the first period, beating Morgan weren't really that old or that Cal long shot San Diego Padres to sneak in ahead of goalie Pelle Undbergh with a 25-footer from the middle of Ripken was more than just a rookie fluke. the Dodgers, the face-off circle. The Rangers made it 2-0 at 15:05 on a That's okay. For example, New York Met fans Ipower play as Mark Pavelich shot 10 feet over Lindbergh. haven't even seen their team produce a winning The exciting news in the American League who was prone after mating two saves. The Rangers boosted record since 1976. If that constantly dwindling East is that the New York Yankees are back. The the score to 3-0 on another power play at 18:21 of the first group of die-hards doesn't celebrate the potential Yankees will employ a traditional blend of speed period. Rei" Ruotsalainen took a 20-foot shot form the top of for success in the spring, they aren't going to and power to slug their way to the division title. the left circle. It squirted out in front of the crease to celebrate much at all. The hunch here is that both Steve Kemp and Ken Hedgerg, who rappedit in as Lindbergh was caught leaning It was with that in mind that thousands of Griffey will have an outstanding year while Don after the save. people filled Shea Stadium yesterday afternoon Baylor will be somewhat of a disappointment. In the second period, New York went on top 4-0 at 6:23 on a hoping for nothing more than to travel back What team has had pitchers win the last two Cy rebound score by Mike Backman, who lifted the puck over a through time. It was Tom Seaver day at Shea, Young awards? The Milwaukee Brewers; Rollie sprawled Lindbergh to score his second goal in the NHL. and he pitched better for his six innings than Fingers in 1981 and Pete Vuckovich last year. The Flyers finally scored on a power play at 9:55 of the anybody who watched him agonize through last The problem is that Vuckovich is out for the year second period when Ron Flockhart beat New York goalie Ed summer ever could have imagined. No, the key and Fingers is at best questionable. Without Mio with a 5-footer on a rebound of a shot by Mark Howe. runs weren't driven in by Cleon Jones or Tommie those two, the Brewers will be in a four-way fight New York, however, made it 5-1 at 18:44 as George Agee, but at least yesterday Seaver seemed age- for second place with the Tigers, Orioles and Red McPhee threw the puck from the right boards to Ed John- less. Today the Mets are in first place of the Sox. While all of these teams are flawed in some stone, who flipped it 4 feet past Lindbergh. Eastern Division of the National League. The essential way, any of them are capable of giving The Flyers narrowed the gap to 5-2 at 1:14 of the final Yankees may have become the team America the Yankees a real fight for first place. Both period on a goal by rookie Dave Poulin. the Flyers got their watches in October, but the Mets are New York's Toronto and the Indians are improved teams, but final score on a tip-in power play goal at 17:25 by Darryl darlings each April. given the general strength of the division they Sittler. haven't much of a chance of escaping sixth place. By Geoffrey Reiss Perhaps the American League West is the Mets Win Season Opener most difficult division to call. The Kansas City Royals are the best bet in the west The Califor- New York- Tom Seaver pitched six shutout innings and Statesman Columnist nia Angels simply can't count on Bob Boone, Mike Howard's seventh-inning single off Steve Carlton Doug DeCinces and Reggie Jackson to repeat the ended a scoreless duel and lifted the New York Mets to a 2-0 Predictions, commented baseball writer Tho- successes of the past. The Angels will also miss victory yesterday over the Philadelphia Phillies in their mas Boswell, are hazardous to one's health. Baylor more than they realize. The Chicago 1983 National League opener. Health be damned- here is a brief roundup of White Sox did not find a replacement for Kemp, Seaver, making his record-tying 14th career Opening Day major league baseball for 1983. and are still weak in the bullpen and at third start. allowed just three singles through six innings before As always the National League's Eastern Div- base. That leaves the Royals by default. They are leaving the game with a strained left thigh, a recurrence of a ision appears to be a three team race. The Mont- a fundamentally strong baseball team that will late spring-training injury. The Mets batted for him in the real Expos have some extraordinary young win in baseball's weakest divison. Oakland, Seat- bottom of the sixth. then rookie Doug Sisk took over. pitchers in Bill Gullickson, Scott Sanderson and tle, Minnesota and round out the division. Sisk, who appeared in only eight games last season with Charly Lea. Add veteran Steve Rogers, and None of those teams are particularly threatening the Mets, allowed two hits and two walks and struck out I Montreal is the team to beat. Manager Bill Vir- this year. three batters the rest of the way for his first major-league don will also be able to squeeze more runs out of victory. The paid attendance of 46,682 was the biggest the potent Expo offense than Jim Fanning was No matter what has been mentioned here opening-day crowd since 1968. able to last year. Last year's world champions, about your favorite team, don't despair. The The Mets scored both their runs in the seventh on How- the St. Louis Cardinals will give the Expos a harsh realities of baseball season don't begin to ard's bases-loaded hit and a sacrifice fly by Brian Giles. tough run, but they simply aren't as balanced a take root until June or July. Until then, sit, enjoy club as Montreal . The Phi Iies will finish a close spring, and most of all enjoy baseball. I (Compiled from the Associate Press) ^1^^-^ ------^ -- -- -^ ^ -- -- ^-^------M ^ mop, Shape up for Summer-'

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c Brook. Right behind him in fourth place course will be in three stages- for A. B was Jim Merkel. president of the cyclist and women. The races will be 34.21 and 3: club. -The teamwork wasn't obvious at 16 miles long. The course is fast and flat. z first." he said. Merkel explained how Racers will ride laps around the center' these subtle blocking maneuvers helped of the academic mall. Racing will begin Stony Brook to win the race. at 11 AM. A percentage of the registra- n In the men's *B" race. a move was tion fees will be donated to the United made from the gun by Bob Kujawski. States Olympic Committee. Treasurer Karlin Meyers and George Khouri. all Steve Weiter said. -This course has Several attempts more turns and is more challenging from the Patriot team. .SmonBk nwer Goo Khourl. ownter, mmt- beoy he sphnfd to first ptce m thM were made by the three Patriots to drop than other course.We'll either take oi"is "a" fwasa Yteb the other three riders by constantly first tolazi 4-r second."