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THE SOU'WESTER Student Weekly Publication of Southwestern at Memphis

23RD YEAR-Z707 SOUTHWESTERN, MEMPHIS, TENN., FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1942 No. 18 Christian Union Boxing Tourney SAE To Entertain Services To Be Finals Tonight Alpha Theta Phi Taps Tomorrow Night With Resumed Sunday InThe Gym Moore, Adams, Kelly The Rev. McFadden, Bowman, Shearon Founder's Day Dance Of the Class of Take West, Moore Wooten and Meacham '37, To Be Speaker In Preliminaries Nitists Discuss Siefkin on Radio Five Tapped By Frat Banquet To Rev. Wave H. McFadden, South. The Southwestern Intramural Box- "Proposed Peace" western graduate of '37, will be guest ing tourney got off to a fast start yes- On the Wednesday radio broadcast Precede Annual speaker at the Christian Union serv- terday afternoon, with two prelimin- this week Dr. Gordon Siefkin dis- Scholastic Frat in the James New Reads ice Sunday at 5 p.m. The services ary matches being fought off cussed the effect of the war on col- Billy Spring Formal Paper At Meeting of will continue every Sunday afternoon gym. In the first prelim match, lege students both the ones now in This Morning over Allen West, Club Wednesday Night as before the Week of Prayer. Bowman, KA, won school and the high school seniors Rev. McFadden has been pastor of Kappa Sigma, by a TKO. In the sec- who will be in college next year. The Moore Will Be New Memphis Country Norris Memorial Church near Mem- ond bout, Elder Shearon, fighting for plans of the Navy, Marines and Army This Wednesday evening at seven- phis since 1940. Kappa Sigma, decisioned Sam Moore, with regard to the Pre-professional Club To Be Scene thiriy the Nitist Club met in the Ball A native of Oakland, President: Leads Tennessee, Rev. SAE. The finals of the tournament group was stressed. The Naval Re- Itoom to hear a paper by James New. McFadden attended Group With 3.96 Of Celebration Southwestern 1934-37, will be tonight in the gym. A full serve and the similar group in the The subject of the paper was "Pro- and was active in campus activities. He was presi- card is scheduled, and fast bouts are Marines were discussed and Mr. Sief- Tennessee Zeta of Sigma Alpha posed Peace Plans." Alpha Theta Phi, scholastic frater- dent of the Ministerial Club, and expected. The two feature fights of kin told some of the questions which Epsilon will entertain with its an- If we assume a complete Allied nity, tapped five students into mem- member of the Christian Union 'Cabi- the evening will be Shearon against have been pouring into the office of nual Founder's Day Banquet and victory, the paper stated, that is an bership in a chapel ceremony this net, Alpha Theta Phi, the Elections Bill Haynes, and Don Gordon against late. Preceding the discussion Bob Dance at the Memphis Country Club American-British victory, rather than morning. Four of the students were Commissions, "S" Club and the track P.H. Wood. Cogswell gave some more of the news Saturday evening, March 7. a Victory shared with a completely juniors, one a senior. An average of team. He was awarded the First in the unlimited class yes- on the campus. Hugh Murphy was The banquet will begin at 6:30. Mr. victorious Russia, the plan advocated Fighting 3.4 is required for entrance into the Year Greek prize in 1935, the Third terday afternoon, Bowman gained the the program announcer. Robert Metcalf will be the master of will have a good chance of success. society. in 1937 and the Owen in the ceremonies. The dining hall and ball- Since the British and Americans are Year Greek prize right to meet Hays cup in 1936. This bout The newly tapped members were room will be decorated in eteLoomns close on desired foreign policies at Sophomore Scholarship finals by downing West. Cage Letters Given Gladys Moore, Ed Adams, William of purple and old gold streamers and this time, and since their only dis- Following his graduation Rev. Mc- was rather slow the first two rounds, Jimmy 'Clare will provide Fadden attended the Louisville Theo- with both the boys feeling the other Wooten, Emmett Kelly, and Robert balloons. agreements are of an economic na- At the completion of the basketball Only the logical Seminary and there received out. The third round, opening with Meacham. Following the tradition of the musical entertainment. ture that can easily be settled, a season, letter awards were given to members and alumni will at- the degree of Bachelor of Divinity some fine boxing by Bowman, ended the society that the incoming juniors active political accord is possible. members of the varsity squad, Coach banquet. early in May, 1940. Upon completing when Referee Johnny lies stopped with the highest averages shall be tend the After the war we must not be sub- I-arold High announced this week. and their dates for the his seminary training he received the the fight, giving the KA fighter a its officers for the following year, The officers ject to the same wishful idealism Those receiving letters are Billy will be: Eminent Archon, Fielding Lewis Walker Fellowship in TKO. West was badly hurt by a Gladys Moore was named president, dance that overcame us at the end of the Dowdle, Bill Haynes, Kenny Holland, Immediately following punches, and regain- Ed Adams, vice-president, and Wil- Jimmy Collier with Allen Fauntleroy; las twar. Force, and Anglo-American Theology. short flurry of Bill McClure, Ed McMahon, Julian Deputy, Bill Wooten with of graduation he was offered the pas- ing his feet on the count of eight liam Wooten, secretary-treasurer. Eminent force at that, must be the order Nall, Hays Owen, Harland Smith, Recorder, torate at Norris Memorial. was evidently in no condition to go These officers will come into office Becky Barrett; Eminent the day. We must be able to patrol and Bill Maybry, ability Lewis Wellford, next fall. Julian Nail with Milton Matthews; the seas, keep armies of occupation on with the match. Bowman's manager. Correspondent, George Mor- maintain Y.W.C.A. TO MEET marks him as a definite threat for the Eminent in possible trouble spots, The awards were presented by Dr. Gladys Moore led the group with with Jessie Woods; Eminentl and The Y.W.C.A. will meet Wednesday unlimited crown. row, Jr., the status quo of boundaries, P. N. Rhodes, chairman of the facul- an average of 3.96. Ed Adams had John Whitsitt with Peggy bounds. Ideal- in the 'Chi Omega house for superior boxing Treasurer, hold Russia within her at 5:30 Elder Shearon's ty committee on athletics. an average of 3.93 at Southwestern, Hughes; Eminent Warden, Chain istic plans of world federation and its monthly supper. After a devotion- experience gained him the palm in of 3.60 at Mississippi College, and a Canon with Rosella Hill; Eminent the extension of democracy to all al by Rosella Hill, Gladys Moore will a close-decision lightweight bout with general average of 3.80. William Woo- Herald, Carl Frank, stag; Eminent mankind must be laid aside for the review "You Can't Do Business With Sam Moore. The match was kept hot Strong Bodies For ten's average was 3.88. Emmett Kelly 'Chronicler, Lester Baggett with Sue time in the interest of practical Hitler." In addition there will be a for the duration of all three periods Defense--A Keynote had an average of 3.58. Robert Potts. achievement. musical program consisting of the re- by the aggressiveness of Moore, who Meacham, the only senior in the and their dates are: the "White Cliffs of Dover" the defensive for The actives Professors Amacker and Junkir cording of had Shearon on "Count off!" group, had an average of 3.44. The with Agnes Ann Ming, Fontrine, and songs by time. Moore's Lewis Wellford were present and aided in the dis by Lunt and much of the fighting With cheery countenances, eager system of grading used counts A as McLean, Billy Jeanne Carey is in badly rattled Billy Doyle with Claire cussion which followed the regular Janice Williams. punching had Shearon eyes, and joyous smiles-and an au- 4, B as 3, C as 2, and D as 1. Wills with Martha Hewitt, Jimmy charge of the supper. during the last round, and only meeting. dible collective groan-one-hundred Present at the chapel ceremony Dwyer with Wini Pritchart, Hays superlative footwork saved the day and one stalwart Southwesterners re- this morning was the oldest living with Nancy Jane Smith, Bob ELECTED for the Kappa Sig representative. Owen SIEVING AND CABLE port for calisthenics duty in the gym member of Alpha Theta Phi, Dr. Tyson with Mary Ann Banning, Toni among the Shearon's superior ring experience At 'a recent election thrice weekly at 4 o'clock. The mili- Samuel Monk, of the English depart- Nicholson with Jo Pratt of Center- NEWS by the CASE Manny was a telling factor in giving him sophomore and senior classes, tary snap of Coaches Kubale's and ment. The ceremony was presided ville, Ala., Eugene McGehee with elect- the final edge. Sieving and Charles Cable were High's stentorian commands urge over by Robert Cogswell, president Gene Dickson, Bill Mason with Mary For the past nine years the people They fill (For further details concerning to- ed to the Honor Council. hidden muscles throughout the body of the fraternity. Reama Devall is Elizabeth Young, Frank Fourmy with who have not appreciated social and by two members night's bouts, see the Intramural col- positions left vacant to break into prominence as arms, vice-president, James Cogswell, sec- Adair Godman, Lindell Todd with governmental trends have been called umn, page 4). who are no longer in school. legs, and trunks contort in unison. retary-treasurer, and Elder Shearon, Peggy Silliman, P. H. Wood with unenlightened conservatives. It is Strong bodies for defense - that's the only other active member. Sallie Moore, Homer Lee Howie with said that they are too stupid to see the keynote of this now physical edu- Today at one o'clock, the new Anita Hyde, McNeil Ayres with Dottie the advantage of the new system, as Memphis Symphony Orchestra and cation program for youths proudly initiates will be guests at a luncheon Stags will be Jimmy Baird, Jack it develops, over the previous sys- Gill. bearing the high-sounding title of in the Bell Room. Mills, Franklin Ellis, Warren Hood, tem. They are told that laissez-faire Chorus Present Concert Tuesday 'reserve manpower" in the American Wharton Jones, Bobby Mann. economics and the days of individual- The Memphis Symphony Orchestra and Chorus, under the direction war machine. According to the theory dates will are dead. They, and we, can see PLAN TO PROTECT BOOKS The pledges and their ism .-.- 11i or n inht the Conc rt Hall of Ellis of the body-culture specialists, good night iun ,nce n be: Billy Leach with Lorraine Mc- the truth in part of these statements., iof Burnet Tutnill, will appear Tuesday Certainly the ol system Is gone, we Auditorium at 8:15. The guest soloist will be Mr. Robert Gay, baritone, health spells better efficiency, which New York, N. Y.-(ACP-Plans for Ilwaine, Blair Wright with Beverly spells protecting and realize that the formerly with the Philadelphia Opera Company. spells better war effort, which its 40,000 books ,and manu- with Patty Rad- may even admit Barron, Van Conway by Rimsky- heavier blows, which in turn means scripts in event of air raids have had many flaws, and that The program will open with the "Russian Easter Overture" ford, Jimmy Wilgus with Tillie Pre- old system Sun is heading West, been formulated by changes had to be made. We may even Korsakoff, followed by Mr. Gay's solos, "Ombra mai fu" by Handel and that the Rising Yeshiva College. witt. but fast! The Ysehiva library possesses a are foolish and un- "None But The Lonely Heart" by Tschaikovsky. The chorus, soloist, and Other couples attending will be: grant that we under way, enlightened in our adherence to that orchestra will join for the next selections in Songs from "Drum Taps," As the exercises get number of rare manuscripts and valu- Johnny Iles with Beverly McFall, student is certainly able sixteenth-century books which, system. Yet we cannot see that the with words by Walt Whitman and musio by Howard Hansen. After inter- some backward Emmett Kelly with Mary New, Bill to be found bobbing out of step but with certain important system,. will really eliminate the mission Professor Tuthill's own com- documents, Kennedy with Jan Williams, Bob Mc- I will I--- - . a rude sort of discipline has been im- will be placed in a special steel vault. that the position, "Symphony No. 1 in C", i i Crary with Alice Chapman, Sam Mc- difficulties of the old, nor 'I'm Alive', Argues treated An original have its first performance anywherd. posed. This military outcast is p.ainting, "Talmud Stu- Culloch with Meredith Morhead, Bob new system itself yields perfection. This will be followed by "Andante Emory Dead Daniel to the resounding hisses of his fel- dents," by Leopold Pillchowsky, which with Norma Hallock, Ryce We realize that the majority of our McKinney for the strings by Tschai- lows more versed in the love. This was valued at $20,000, and other people are in favor of the new sys- Cantabile" Russum with Virginia French, Bob concluded circumstance - together with the paintings also will be place in the that we can do kovsky. The concert will be Emory University-Amond Daniel Meacham with Katherine Miller, Hugh tem, and that nothing (Continued on page 4) vault. by the entire ensemble joining in '43, who for 19 years has had an idea with Gloria McCormack, Jim- will alter the train of events. For Murray Americans" by Earl Rob- most part we must carry along "Ballad for that he was as "alive as anybody," my New with Louise Howry, John the John Latouche. live inson with words by O'Hearne with Barbara Dean, and with these trends, for in order to admitted this week that all that time - - to the Professor Tuthill wrote his work iMr. Fred F. Sears - The Man we must adapt ourselves David Ruffin with Virginia Britting- he's been dead and didn't know it. Yet we have about two years ago, but was never The following intimate revelation Returning to Mr. Sears and his ham. change of environment. satisfied with the last movement. He Amend learned of his unfortunate of Mr. Fred F. Sears, speech prof and plans, we find that he is particular- ('Continued on page 3) (Continued on Page 2) put it away and during the Christmas state when he sought to secure his latest addition to the faculty of ly partial to discussion groups, and holidays wrote the one that will be birth certificate from his home in Southwestern, was ground out over a uses this method in his teaching, be- Plans Veiled in Secrecy presented Tuesday evening. Plant City, Fla. The certificate is re- heated hand to hand combat on a lieving that through the medium of Coed The Southwestern students in the quired of Industrial Management stu- pin ball machine. The pin ball ma- questions and answers a student may Practically all plans for the co-ed make-up editor. Milton Mathews is orchestra include Peggy Kelly, Eliza- dents who are to work under the chine, Mr. Sears' facorite pastime, learn more actual material which manager. Jack Den- industrial" interneship pork with edition, which will appear Friday, business beth Jetter, J. B. Mullens, plan at the next to eating barbecued will stand him in good stead, rather All assignments for the all-women's nis, Bob Stanworth and Wallace Tocca LeTourneau plant. onions, proved conductive to a gen- than amass "a lot of useless truck." March 13th, are veiled in secrecy. edition have not been given out, but Hynds. The alumnae are Hope Brew- His parents couldn't find any proof eral loosening up, and we gleaned Professor Sears is very impressed that the writers do not wish It seems to date, the following are writing col- ster, Dorothy Stacy and Ann Tuthill. of his death, so they applied to the the following interesting facts and with the tutorial system here at to reveal their trade secrets. How- umns: Anne Howard Bailey, Ladye The students in the chorus are: Mari- family doctor. "I'm sorry," the doctor figures about Sears-the man. Southwestern and believes that it is ever, students are warned to expect Margaret Craddock, Frances Greeson, anne McCalla, Ethel Williams, Irene coolly announced, "but there's no such Mr. Sears, who frankly admits that which is responsible for the Janet Kelso, Katharine Louise "open minded discussions" most anything, for it will be very Dorothy Gill, Trifiatis, Agnes Anderson, person. He died shortly after he was teaching in a college is a new line that he Miller, Gladys Moore, Sally Moore, Thompson, Jan Williams, Gene Dick- born." of endeavor, finds it "great fun" to finds in his classes. silly AND very catty. Men, hold your Meredith Moorhead, Demetra Patton, son, Lee Conley, Mildred Seay, Jane For some reason the doctor was quote, and further goes on to say, Two plays have been scheduled for the co-eds are going to hats, because Sue Potts, Dorothy South, Margery Soderstrom, Marjorie Schloss, Anne unable to convince Mrs. Daniel of ewith a twinkle in his eye, that he this semester, the first "Ladies In let you have it. After its appearance O'Kelley, Martha Hewitt, and Eliza- Middleton, James Cogswell, Bill Ram- this, also finds our beloved Alma Mater, Retirement" to be presented in co- you will have a better idea of what beth Hinckley. say, William Sayle, E. W. Nelius, Wil- "I don't know what happened to "a religious little college," citing the operation with the Theatre Arts the opinion of the weaker sex is con- Make-up staff includes: Virginia liam Symes, Harry Kittle, Hugh Black, me," says Amend. "All I can figure out tfollowing example as proof of the Class; and the second, the commence- cerning the males of Southwestern Brittingham, Margaret Cansler, Fran- George Edwards, Sally Moore, Mary is that someone must have checked pudding, or perhaps we should say, ment play, will be chosen by a play campus; what they like and chiefly ces Ann Turrentine, Mable Francis, Ann Simonton, Walton Cole, Henry the wrong blank. One was for those as proof of the piety. reading committee composed of mem- what they don't like. Anne Haaga, Jane Peete, Jessamine Lanlus, George Marshall, Jinx Far- who were born and lived; the next, A few days ago, his speech, which bers of the Players. Of outstanding interest in the edi- Grimes, Laura McGehee, Margaret rior, Mary McAdams, Celeste Taylor, for those who died; and the last, for comprises mainly the football team, In closing, let us again welcome tion will be the announcement of Sanders, and Adah Hamblen. Margaret Ragedale and Rosella Hill. those stillborn. Evidently someone were reading at eight "Room Service" Mr. Sears to Southwestern, and as- results of the popularity elections Miss Mathews announces the fol- Alumnnae in the chorus include checked me off in the wrong blank." when, in the course of the reading, sure him that when he made the which will be held next week. lowing to serve on the business staff; Stella Jones, Maxine Allen, Maxine With that, the dead man strolled certain choice expletives were en- statement "I have never before in Louise Howry, editor, has chosen Emily Scott, Elizabeth Hinckley, Dot- Halliburton, Elizabeth Scarborough away, leaving the campus to wonder countered; a cough ran round the my remembrance met a bunch of Marianne McCalla as assistant edi- tie Gill, Patty Radford, Jane Milnor, and Priscilla Shumaker. Jean Wyse, more seriously what that coffin is do- room, our gridiron gorillas turned a people that I liked so unreservedly," tor. Sally Moore will serve as staff Tommie Jean Haygood, Kitty Tipton, a former student, also sings with ing in his fraternity house (Sigma dainty pink, and bashfully substi- that he was but echoing the general editor, and Kathryn Martin will be and Lucy White. them. Nu) basement. tuted "Oh, Fudge." campus opinion of himself.

at-~~~ rA :, ,- . / -; .a i ,.ar 'r: a r ~" rx<...,,,.^ .- stun ... 'C4 e,tsa ar as' wa..z+ziFSa ° y a ,.. :ac- ^ , a - ... .?4 ' .. .r ',": e " _..-a°' a ,t ' ; ".: Page Two THE SOU'WESTERB FR1A'.Y MARCH 6, 1942 " Iajv I- SOUTHWESTERN "Storm" Well Worth Girls Work for Less NEWS by the CASE Your Reading (Oontinued from Page 1) 'H OLEGE OTHE MISSISSIPPI UITZY Los Angeles, Calif.-(ACP)--A girl MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE arnnirF L earning $18 a week is far more likely strong bonds and attachments to the "Storm" by George Rippey Stewart ESTABLISHED 1919 to be satisfied with her lot than are old system. First, are the bonds of will be of interest to the ofdinary stu- her bettew-paid workers, according Icustom, for we were brought up un- dent as well as to the students of to a finding by the University ol der that plan. In it we perceived a science and meteorology, for this is Southern California's bureau of busi- certain hope in the future, for suc- Our nebulous popularity having been nearly science in action. It is the brilliant ness research. cess, and achievement. We visualized, scotched by last week's manifesto, we have de- story of the "ancestory, birth, growth, Dr. Thurston H. Ross, director, and appreciated the promise that was cided to go the whole hog, take the bull by the travels, maternal experiences, matur- said 5,000 California working women held out to the individual, that of horns, awake the tigress-with-cubs, which will in ity, decay, and death of an airy dis- in all forms of occupation-about half self fulfillment. We were accustomed PUBLISHED WEEKLY turbance spotted on a chart one day turn bring out the mad dog in us. In short we in fact we had and By The of them industrial-were surveyed. to that system, will make everybody as mad as possible, and es- by a junior meteorologist-and dub- still have a love for its principles. STUDENTS OF SOUTHWESTERN Eighty-eight per cent, he continued, pecially the Lynx Pussy, who has been vindictive- bed by him in a fit of furtive play- Memphis, Tenn. were satisfied with their incomes. Some of us are so tied to that sys- ly spitting at us for the past several weeks. fulness, Maria," says Clifton Fadi- REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAl. ADVERYTIIN And of those saying they needed more tem that irregardless of our knowl- National Advertising Service, Inc. We collared this brittle from the Guthrie Ga- man. Maria, then, or the Storm is edge of its impending doom, we are money, 92 per cent already were in Collae Publlsbrs Rpresuuwsaive zette, a grammar school monthly of growing im- the heroine of this novel, if it can prepared to stick by it to the last. 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N. Y. the highest brackets. The group's be called a novel. Fadiman said, "It As it sinks, so shall we sink. Our nIasAsO' OaTO ' LOS AeIUIS "- AN FRAUCISl portance according to local gazeteers, hoping that average wage was $18.21 a week. gratitude to it will not allow us to Chat (which, as even the simpler of us know, is is essentially a story not about men "The higher wage group complain- Mcmber desert it in its hour of doom. Wher- and women but about a speeding low- the need a French word) might derive a few well-digested ed a great deal more about ever the course may lead, and we can wage Issocialed Gollegiate Press pointers from it, to say nothing of technique: pressure continent of air. It's some- for clothes than did minimum see the end of the trail already, we reported. "Those Diutributor of "Chatter-Box" thing of a relief as a matter of fact earners," Dr. Ross are willing to follow. to read a tale in which human beings, who spent most money for clothes CoileSiate Di6est "Whose heart is beating for that cute Billy C. valorous as many of them are in this seemed to be in the gratest need for If, at times, we lash out in fury in the 7-1? We know, but we're afraid it might book, shrink almost palpably beside them." against the new structure, or ask for Entered as second-class matter at the post office in Mem- the titantic element against which a return to the old system of laissez- phis, Tenn., under the act of March 3, 1878. make a certain Mabel K. mad? After all, she's not wearing that Boy Scout ring for nothingl Stick they measure their strength." CANTERBURY CLUB MEETS faire and individualism, we are in- ROBERT COGSWEL ...... Editor The "Scientific Book Club Review" deed sorry. It is not our intent to around, kids, we'll give you the low-down next At their monthly meeting Wednes- RUSSEL WIENER ...... Business Manager says of "Storm," "A wealth of scien- vindicatively try to destroy the sys- month. day, March 4, the members of the tific data is accurately given in tem that has superceded our own. News Staff-Marianne McCalla, Canterbury 'Club heard Dean Harold Janet Kelso, Ladye Mar- What new affair is cooking in Miss Quinn's "Storm," and is most subtly related However, we cannot at all times keep garet Craddock, Anne Haaga, Bill Ramsey, Brown Hoag of St. Mary's Cathedral room these days between a certain Jackie T. to mundane existence in what might the bitterness of defeat within our- Kathryn Martin, Ralph Dubrovner, Betty Hart- as their guest speaker. Preceding the ley, Mabel Francis, Dorothy South, be characterized as THE book for the selves, nor can we conceal the sor- Norma Mc- and a little blond B. R.? It's all over school that program Mary Ware presided over Guire, Claire Williams, Sally Moore, Anita layman who wishes to know how row that overwhelms us at the loss he's failing in Reading-4. What's the matter, the business session in the Kappa Hyde, Annabelle Paine, Jane Peete, Bill Livesay, meteorology infringes upon human of a structure that we respected, de- Stratton Daniel, Katherine Miller, Mary Ann lodge at 7:30 o'clock. Delight- Jackie, daydreamin?" consciousness." Sigma pended upon, and trusted. Banning, Jane Milner. ful refreshments were enjoyed after We call attention to the subtle device of sub- The heroine of "Storm" has a short Editorial Staff...... Robert Goostree, David Ruffin the adjournment. This week our prediction is: New stituting the first letter but an active and influential life. In Feature Staff-Sam McCulloch, David Ruffin, Martha for the entire last name. taxes upon profits of large business Hewitt, Mignon Presley, twelve days she travelled a third of Mary Ware, Bennie This clever bit of subterfuge can deepen the mys- Massachusetts Institute of Tech- concerns. Congress will probably in- Joyner, Mary Ann Simonton, George Case, the way around the world; in this tery almost unbelieably, this making crease them in its forthcoming tax Wilton Matthews, Meredith Moorhead, Hazelita way for a time she brought joy to the people nology has established a psychiatric Farrior, Louise Howry. and dental clinic. bill. witty, conversational tang of comic relief, to be suffering from drought in the Great Society Editor ...... _...... Celeste Taylor supplied by such quips as "Stick around, kids," Valley of 'California, death to a flour Sports Editor ...... Bob Goostree young Sports Staff-Alf Cannon, 'Cheves Ligon, Elizabeth or the parenthetical "(How 'bout it, Mabel?)" salesman and two likeable Hinckley, Mitt Addington, Hervey Conway. which can, however, be replaced by "What's folks, Max and Jen. She nearly caused RANDOMONIUM DAVID RUFFIN Make-up Staff-Virginia Brittingham, Gladys Moore, cookin', Doc?", or "Could be a case of 1- at a flood, almost killed an old weather- By Dorothy Gill, Meredith Flautt. man who remembered how the baro- first sight, but maybe Joe* needs glasses" as loca- Grant was inaugu- Circulation Manager ...... Bob Siedentopf meter read when These last few days of chipper change: "CHAOS" - circular move- tion, season, and incidental conditions demand. in the lives Circulation Stafft...... Louisa McLean, James Edwards, rated. She brought crises weather bring a desire for pipe flavor. ment with both hands. Thumb and them the Margaret Sanders. Comment on Senior Sudatorium received from of many others, among so it's away with index brought together like a dough- navigation of a transPacific Clipper Business Staff ...... Louis Leroy, Hugh Murray, Barton Brinkley, Texas as of March 3, 1942: "Luckies" for a nut to describe "FACTION," and a transcontinental airliner. "BALANCE"- Currie, Frank Fourmy, Tommie Jean Haygood, To An Amateur Sinner. In More Ways Than One. while and back to "CLIQUE," "PARTY." In all of his details, Mr. Stewart Mildred Seay, Morgan Fowler, Dorothy Gill, John that old humidor palms facing in mid air and fingers Oh verse is verse, is scientifically accurate. He has gone Whitsitt. of "Union Leader." widely spread and rigid. "REAC- And vice is vice, informa- to enormous pains to gather Of course, a bit of TION"-clinched fist with horizontal And never the twain shall meet. tion about the meteorology, aeronau- musing comes with swing to the right. "WE HAVE THE But vice or versa tics and countless related subjects. it since one's fav- KING OVER HERE, AND THE GEN- "Storm" is an original novel, throb- HERE"-thumb S 0 0 Whichever is worser, 'orite pipe is much ERAL WILL OVER eom"Od4d bing with life and action. For infor- more conducive to upright on one side opposed to other Is completely ruined on this sheet? mation as well as entertainment this @ fancy than is a hand slightly raised with fingers War Effect on School Spirit- *Joe may be replaced by Harry, Montague, should interest all college students. * * * rigid as though clasping an invisible This is a time of grave emergency. cigarette Jim, or Bill as the situation demands. Smoking a pipe is so like living orange. "NATIONALISM" - hands We students should not become discouraged life. Ond always runs the risk of clasped and fingers closely bound to- and slacken our school spirit, but rather we should see just what we think of that last prayer we did wind's putting out the flame before gether. oawd i Ah Me, you because increase it to greater heights than ever before. at six. the thing has yet been lit. But if, I hope I haven't bored Only a day or so ago we heard a group of it takes to burning, the odds remain I think Dr. X's hands very amazing This is not a fault 'of the students necessarily; about the same for often comes a persconalities. Watch them some- students discussing the war and, after each had MICHIGAN STATE- it is a mistake of trying to do the right thing at quenching rain, or the fickle stubbor- times if you haven't already. You'll said his Prof. O. W. Wilson found the going part, one fellow remarked, rather hes- the wrong time. The student ness of the moist tobacco itself. Em- enjoy it until he becomes aware only who prays as a rule a little difficult in his Michigan State itatingly, "Why, I can't even keep my mind on bers, once cold and dead, leave flavor of your physical presence and brings won't forget to attend these matters of his own Spanish Class. wasted and unused, and likely-one you back to the subject by asking what I'm doing. I think I might as well quit accord. -D.R. The recitation first was disrupted just had a single match. Smoking a something like-"Mr. So and So, school and get myself a defense job and help win when a co-ed's string of pearls broke tell us what you think Rus- pipe is so like living life: it burns a please the war." and a 20-minute search was instituted until the smoker finds sia's foreign policy will be like dur- for the beads. little while This is no way for the college student to feel On Efficiency in Defense- the taste of drip has made him ill, ing the next two centuries." Believe Most intelligent citizens, and especially those No sooner had order been restored about the present critical crisis. He should bear or burning have ceased leaves aught me, this is when a fellow needs a than the classroom door opened. A down the harder and of us who are actually on call to the provisions but nil. helping hand." "Stay on the job," with young man stepped in, calmly sur- of the National Selective Service act, are becom- ????,? more earnestness and sincerity of thought than veyed that students, spied a co-ed I have heard talk here and there: ing more and more aware of grave flaws in the I think hands one of the most in- ever before. President Roosevelt has said, in ef- and threw her a candy bar. Then he artistic and present administration of the special laws and teresting studies in all the world. One "Will Americans be more fect: Your government will call you when and turned and walked out. sees them everywhere, and each pair creative after the war should they provisions whereby our country is fitting its fight- CLASS WAS DISMISSED- wherever it needs you, but for the present, and is a record, a biography, a witness win or . . . "As a general description ing forces for the war on our hands. present phase of cultural de- until it does, stay on your job and do it well, T. C. U. to everyday life of their owner. One of the The draft is now run in a way to accumulate of the most interesting pair I've ever velopment in Europe and America, whether in the coal mines or the corn field, in the What are the most striking charac- there seems no doubt that Hegel's a large number of men for the army; it is a plan known belongs to a certain Dr. X. factory or the school building, for all of these are teristics of the "typical college stu- Perhaps you know him. conclusion is valid: "Art is no longer that was effective in the days when a large army dent?" essential to the preservation of democracy. They are really very large to be- able to discover that satisfaction of was necessary to win a war; it would perhaps At Texas Christian University a This war will end someday. Then what? Won't long to such a small man . . . shape- spiritual wants which previous epochs be effective today in a short war which demanded survey indicates these: it, a we need education then to shape the ly, white, prominent blue veins, taper- and nations have sought for pattern of He experiences a chronic shortage a large expeditionary force. with nice, well-kept nails. satisfaction which, at least on the men's lives and the destiny of the world?-Ken- of money; he Is an ardent lover of ed fingers But this war will not be short; modern war- These are tense, animate organs .. religious side, was associated with tucky Kernel. the game of football; he is an en- way." fare needs scores of trained technicials rather polite, forceful, suave, expressive, art in the most intimate thusiastic dancer. and "The reflective culture of our life than a mass of sheer manpower; other branches sensitive to shades of meaning, very rude if the occasion demands. of today makes it inevitable, both One Minute of Scheduled without TECH YELLOWJACKET-- of defense, both military and civilian, They are intellectual hands . .. for- relatively to our volitional power and Here's a bit of unrequited love. I Prayer at Six- which the army would be as an arm without a ever on the move and amazing in one our judgment, that we adhere strict- The fatherland is at war, so every evening at approach lingeringly. Oh! thee so body, are left to their own devices, to get along particular respect: ly to general points of view, and regu- cold, so distant. Dare I come closer six, students pray for a minute or less before sit- They have certain formations that late particular matters in consonance as best they can. dare I show my love. But no, as I ting down to dinner. accompany a certain mood, and these with them, so that universal forms, To America's defense program, the continu- come closer your chilly nature re- gestures never fail to comply exact- laws, duties, rights, and maxims hold If this standing at attention were considered pels me. I draw back. Then I stop to ance of the present regulations will cut our po- ly and consistently with the same valid as the determining basis of our an evidence of respect to those who fight under "Why should I hesitate now?" tential power gravely. And to us personally, the think, phrase or general tenor of conversa- life and the force within us of main My lips draw closer. I am tense, ex- our flag, I would be all for it, but as a time of college group which is such a small percentage tion. importance." cited, my pulse quivers, my heart forced praying, I'm very definitely against it. In The following are infallible mood "What is demanded for artistic in- of America's youth, it means destruction of our pounds as if it would burst the short, it has become an abominable mock cere- patterns: When Dr. X. thinks-index terest as also for artistic creation is, plans for the future, which hurts us and the na- bounds of my body. I bend my head, to cheek and other fingers bent un- speaking in general terms, a vital mony. Call this heresy if you like. oh! I've lost you. I dropped my tion. The tragedy is that the jobs for which we then, der and resting on his chin. Quandry energy, in which the universal is not ice cream cone! Here are my reasons: (1) One can not pray are training ourselves and which we desire with and refutation-thumb resting on one present as law and maxim, but is in union with the soul and any reverent, coherent, sensible prayer that God our heart's blood are the very jobs vital to our the long-range viewpoint-that they side of mouth and index on the oppo- operative would be interested in when that one has a min- country's defense in the present war and our give the most fitted of our youth op- site cheek. Lectuling while standing emotions." and index in vest pocket ute at most to do it. (2) It comes at an hour when portunities to become trained tech- -thumb country's security in the peace which will follow. At present, few Americans have a nicians. He suggests this be done by (left side) other fingers slightly curv- there is hurry and confusion. The average stu- privates, con- And yet, being on call to duty as buck taking the young men, and after ed and at east in horizontal position. vital energy where the arts are for putting his mind to serious they rather have an inferior dent is in no mood we must abandon our plans for a career; we can choosing the competent and deciding Chalk usually held with thumb and cerned; free for Nothing can operate in union praying, and the atmosphere has no semblance only volunteer for some one of the several-serv- on some line of activity congenial to index leaving middle finger attitude. our souls or emotions since we of sacredness whatever. (3) The unrefutable re- ices and branches thereof, or stay at our desks the individual, allow the student fur- pointing and illustration. At rest, the with conceal both and pose lough to pursue a normal, unrushed arm usually propped on desk in per- deliberately sult is roving eyes, stiffled laughter, and im- and get caught in the draft-neither of which pol- as muckers. It may be remembered course of study in university or tech- pendicular position with fingers patience. icies allows us to proceed on the careers which that Karl Marx said, "In the nical school-indeed even pay for his clasped slowly changing thumb from through of art certain important forms A good Victorian would have thought such we have toiled so hard and long to attain. education-and then place him in key inside palm to outside. domain it are possible only at a low stage disgusting pretense worthy of a good bolt of President Conant of Harvard has suggested positions for which this training has For certain words, these are the of development." lightning. Let us look down into our hearts and that the army and navy look at the situation from prepared him.--Sewanee Purple. band patterns, and they rarely of its FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1942 THE SOU'WESTER Page Thre FRIAY MAC 6,__ H OWSTRPg194 he Remember Flatfoot? Senior Sudatorium He's Still Trying . . Lynx Chat . . . . It seems that McCulloch is chew- SOCIETY NOTES Jan. 20, 1942 CELESTE TAYLOR a rag this week! Aw, don't mind Southwestern ing Your little Lynx Pussy fears that . . Also we noted that Jimmy Lin- to First Majorette of the Social him because he knows well his dearth this column will be rather pallid coln was NOT with Ann Hord, as Devision of writing ability, and the publicity SAE INITIATES CHI O INITIATION after our contri- . Remember- was previously reported . . Among Ladies Pearl Harbor does mean so much to the lad. The Monday night the Tennessee Zeta The first part of this week the Chi buttons of the _ - Southwestern in ettes those who deserted best way to get your name on the Chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon ini- Omega Sorority initiated ten new past few weeks.! favor of Phi 'Chi were Marianne Mc- Dear Miss Lucille Tweetum, first line of any man's column is to tiated the following: Bill Mason, War- members. They are: Mary, Ann Ban- However, we feel Calla, Betty Hartley, Barbara Dean, In the thought that you may need make ren Hood, Frank Fourmy, Sonny Mc- ning, Minor Robertson, Gloria Mo- that we are justi- and Cornelia Garrott . . . So that's a man's help in organizing American start a fight, McCulloch-So, Gehee, Bob Tyson, Hays Owen, Sam Cormick, Sally Moore, Georganne fied, since the women for national defense, I wish where they've been keeping them- the most of it, lad; you tried hard Denny, Homer Lee Howie, Bobby Howard, Jan Williams, Claire Croft, next issue of this to volunteer my services in the selves. enough. Mann, and Linn Todd. Betty Francis, Ruth Mitchell, and scandal sheet will Lady's Pearl Harbor Rememberettes Well, here comes your lovin' gran- Lizette MdCall. known as that we Reserve (class 000). My mother is a be that horror popularly Surprise of the week is nie again- of Hallock founding daughter of the Remember- the Co-Ed Edition and a policy have no new entries in The TOTING COOKIES THROUGH THE KA ELECTION TURRENTINE NEW PI conciliation toward women has been field to report . . . Julian Nall seems ettes, and she says for me to get in WOOD Alfred Cannon .was elected presi- Pi ntersorority brought out Fran- adopted by the 'Column-writers As- be leading the pack at present ... them. I enclose application. Telegraph to TO NAUGHTY LITTLE RED RIDING dent of Kappa Alpha fraternity last ces Ann Turrentine last Tuesday. She reply or I will be drafted. sociation until the time of danger is was with Hallock at Vespers . . . Jim HOOD! Monday night. Lloyd Gordon was is a member of the YWCA, freshman past. Even your white-haired granny a close second . . . But 'Ladies, Remember", Ising running So we open the pretty, pretty book chosen vice-president and Alec Al- girl representative of the Honor Coun- as the author of the Senior Suda- Vesper serv- Otto J. Flatfoot. to return to the Sunaft to page three: berton, secretary. Instillation will be cil and made the first Honor Roll torium is called, fears the vengeance ice . . . we were quite interested to semester, and a member of ZTA. of sundry Southwestern girls . . Ann Banning with Whar- MISS Ooooo KEeeeLLY held the first week in April. last note Mary Jan. 25, 1942, Especially Vive Walker and Bennie as well as the usual old ton Jones, Headquarters Ladies Pearl There was a nice girl from old NEW AOPI'S Joyner . . . Not to be outdone by couples . . . whose doings members of campus Harbor Rememberettes. Louisiana STAB CHOOSES'SEAGLE Wednesday night the Randomonium in possessing a cut of have ceased to interest your little to Otto J. Flatfoot Whose drawl was mushey as a rotten the author, readers will find firmly Lynx Pussy... but don't think we've bananna. Shirley Seagle appeared on the Alpha Omicron Pi met at the sorority Dear sir: Your letter failed to state Shanannee and cute, and coycampus last Friday in the red and lodge at seven o'clock for their ini- imbedded into this week's offering a now to more gen- forgotten . .. And whether you could pass one of our Shewassw white of STAB intersorority. She is tiation. Marianne McCalla and Susan portrait of your little Lynx Pussy. It eral observations of the happenings and shy. fundamental requirements, that every Chinese lemon pie. a member of the YWCA, Canterbury Jett are the new initiates. was done by the famous of the new week . . . Patty Radford applicant must be the mother of at Total effect: uncooked artist Niffur, and is as pretty a piece be suffering from an un- Lines to Dr. Ned Hermann D. F. Club and Southwestern Singers, and seems to least two children. Please tell us im- of symbolism as these old eyes have attack of the Sopho- I.O.U. P.D.Q. is an AOPi pledge. ZETA AWARDS usually tough mediately if this is so. been privileged to look upon. The at present . . . we don't The best pledge of Zeta Tau Alpha more Slump "Ladies Remember" Should Edward Charles Hermann symbolism consists of the old shoe, pull through . . learn much more, TRI DELTA INITIATION this year is Alice Siviter. Mary Pitt- doubt that she'll Lucille Tweetum, Majoretter. seen in the process of man was picked as the model initiate which may be But it has driven many a girl from I think he'd walk three feet above reporter. and Frances Ann Turrentine won the being hurled at your feline the stately cloistered halls to the less this old earth's floor. Delta Psi of Delta Delta Delta an- the col- Scholarship Award. This old shoe is in reality confining business school . . . And Feb. 1, 1942, To know and know that you know is nounces the initiation of: Gene Dick- RAIN, Hyde, umn called RUNNING IN THE Cheves seems to be making quite a Washington, D. 'C. a wonderful state of mind, son, Vera Byrd Hager, Anita . Your Lynx of unholy memory . . hit with Alford . . . we think he'd to Otto J. Flatfoot, But those who think a tail can wag Ann James, Mary Frances Lynch, Pussy is portrayed in the act of better return to his sports ... One Report to barracks immediately. a dog will learn that they are blind. Jane Milner, Mildred Seay, and Betty Southwestern treating this object with the uncon- of the blessings of a young girl's life, Your number is up. Of Miss Grace Meredith Moorehead Jean Wilkinson. . cern which it so richly deserves . to Nancy Jane Smith at least, was "Remember Pearl Harbor." (Duchess of Z Incognito) The ceremony began at 5 o'clock Barber Shop But the past week has been rather the return of Billy Bowman to the U.S. Government. Every Laddie in the dell, Monday afternoon and was concluded a full one, and there are certain ranks of her admirers . . . After all, Knows her secret, knows it well, after supper. things that the intelligent reading with your man in the air corps . . And yet-I dare not tell! for to know. Dec. 8, 1941. public is entitled And welcome back, Billy. Sweet, sweet Grace! (Sheet Music Records • * * * * * Southwestern. face! Saul Bluestein's Southwestern to Commander Lemon B. Stalmate, How innocent is your smilin' First is the prediction (our license In conclusion we offer a new de- Kansac City Naval Home Guard, Of Jimmy New a (Clothes?) Horse Melody Music Shop Students for this activity is borrowed from partment ... to be called the WOM- Dear sir: There was a male saint named New 82 Madison Ave. Phone 8-9155 George Case) that a flood of new AN OF THE WEEK . . . in which a Orchestrations Open 'Til Seven P.M. Can I'get to be an officer in your Whose tresses like alfalfa grew, fraternity pins will make their ap- select selected 'Co-Ed will receive from a lMusical Instruments naval home guard, reserve, class x5? And he dressed as a man pearance, decorating the well-beloved our special attention . . . This week's I am five feet four and weigh about wild prairie of some of our new initiates . . . first prize, a full-blown cactus, goes to ' 98 and am in excellent physical con- Since it drained his pop's purse to to come off was Lin Todd's, which Miss Louise Howry. The Editor of dition. Since Pearl Harbor I feel an keep up Mary. is now in the possession of Peggy next week's paper, she has dis- Reaction ST A DLOEW'S intense interest in the Naval defense Silliman . . . quick work . . . we also tinguished herself by her ability to a thirst for learning, R A N D of Kansas City as vital as national Miss Akers had ST predict that everyone will have read tame little tornado hinson and then defense. While of course I have no But was stricken with the lover's PA LA CE South's article before the Co-Edition leave him gasping to hook one of the desire to dodge the draft please rush yearning, comes out . . . In the spring a young bigger men on campus . . . by name, due to be drafted So she remained in school throughout man's fancy turns . . . often quoted, information as I am Showing Emmett Kelly . . . Good luck, Lou soon. her senior season; Starts Sunday Now seldom noted . . . but this old saw • . or as Elder says, a bit too fa- "Remember Pearl Just simply signed it-FRANCES the case of Ed Harbor" seems to be true in miliarly, Joe . . . This week two part- AKERS GREESON. ..B D I McMahon and Lee Conley, who are Otto J. Flatfoot. ing thoughts, both short and to the One who would rhyme Greeson with "BEDTIME MORGAN reportedly phfft . . . Incidentally, point. First, how about more open season whose Naval Reserve button is Jane houses, and second, why don't the December 15, 1941 Has surely lost her reason. IN Williamson sporting these days? . . rest of you wolves find you a woman Kansas City Naval Home Guard . . Katie we honestly can't find out. like Duncan has . . . and quit being to Otto J. Flatfoot . STORY" "The Vanishing Miller seems to be losing weight . . wolves . . . And so we leave you, to Dear Sir, can't be from worrying over Meacham return in two weeks, be we battered We regret to say that following the hav- S.. Overheard: Kenny Holland and bruised by the Co-Eds, and hop- attack on Hawaii we have received With the phone Virginian" ing trouble with a girl over ing for a revival of interest in South- 21,187 applications for our branch of has WITH . . and Randy Ruffin's ring western at Southwestern ... we con- the Kansas 'City Naval Home Guard, Satnite it changed places . . . last sole ourselves by reflecting in the of which we can accept only two. Go Frederick March was the property of Mary Ware ... words of Euralia Cadwallader-Look wait till you're drafted. Spring Byington and he's putting all this over. what dem dames kin do to Randy "Remember Pearl Harbor." * * * * * * and Katharen Grayson - . aloha. Commander Lemon B. Stalmate. (This is the voice of the 'ittle gosk writer who, having slipped in to view S.A.E. GIVES FORMAL Loretta Young Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Lynx Chat copy, found the most amaz- Dec. 20, 1941, Production ing item of the week had been de- (Continued from page 1) Southwestern _ .1 1 -- ... leted. This L. Pussy must be an old George Schulte with Mary Hunter, to Major General J. Stawling Muddle sleepy cat. Here 'tis: Ed Adams, the Elder Shearon with Kitty Bright Tip- Training for Local Blackout Pro- mad Russian-moustache, dark glas- ton, Bob Siedentopf with Marjorie tection Reserves, ii ses, and jittery tenor of conversation Moorhead, John Spain with Lucy Dear Sir, -was WED, as Gashmew sayeth it, White, Ned Sparks with Betty Lee I am quite anxious to get into the to the "prettiest girl in Mississippi" Alderman, Billy Speros with Betty Training for Local Blackout Protec- this past week-end. He applied for Jean Wilkinson, Bob Beasley with tion Reserves (class yx3.5). Since the LOEW'S STATE honeymoon time, but was blandly told Shirley Seagle, Ray Allen with Minor attack on the Philippines I have come that since we're already on daylight Robertson, Walter Bader with Mar- to feel that my special abilities def- saving time, there wasn't enough time gery Allen, B. W. Beaumont with inately lie in this direction. I enclose 6 anyway! Ed, how could you do this Georgeanne Little and Alfred Canon complete application. Please rush Opening Fri, March to the Southwestern women? with Janet Kelso. answer as I am about to be called Also--Dave Matthews thought Sue Billy Dowdle with Jeanne Carey, to my country's service as a private Potts looked "angelic" Sunday at ves- Bob Stites with Dot Esch, Thomas in the Philippines. per service with the evening light Tidwell with Emily Scott, Bill Tur- "Remember Pearl Harbor" "To Be Or Not shining in her hair. We've heard that ner with Jane Williamson, Russel Otto J. Flatfoot. Dave looks rather angelic when he's Wiener with Louise Blue, Auvergne j To Be" note that we picked Fancis, Mr. and asleep. In an old Williams with Betty Dec. 30, 1941. social room ... Potts stated Mrs. Walter Loeb, George Edwards3 up in the Headquarters of Training was indeed impressed. with Tinka Jett, Charlton Moore with1 that she Local Blackout Protection Carole Lombard Drs. Monk and Annabelle Paife, Tanner Davis with1 Who knew that Reserve. Davis are taking calisthenics now Dale Botto, John Canon with Eliza- Jack Benny days? We return you to your L. Pus- beth Hinckley, Willis Ensign with1 sy now . . . G'bye! Mary Ware, Vance Gilmer with Mary Ann Gorman, Steve Goodwyn with1 The PiKA brawl was singularly un-- Betty Hartley, C. Charles Guthrie The Picture Everyone fruitful for your Lynx Pussy . .. We with Justine Klyce, Ned Herman with1 did note several rather odd combina- Tinnie Burch, Allen Hilzhiem with1 Wants To See tions . . . that is, in view of past Vive Walker, Tom Duncan with Ladye experience . .. and accordingly pass Craddock and Kenny Holland with1 them along to you . . Outstanding Jane Boswell. was Ed Quinn with Mary Hunter ... we are still wondering who severed the string which in oldentimes at- tached him firmly to Jane Milner . . It could be Homer Howie . . . but just in pun we ask: How . . . Twa also interesting to note the entrance of Bill Few and Mignon Presley . . Buy United States Defense ten minutes before the end of the dance. . . another quaint couple was Sue Potts with Lester Baggett . . Stamps and Bonds! and Tommy Tidwell with Fanny Al- ford was, rather astonishing ... especially since Maybry was there stal ~~Z* Irk ~P~'"":R "'g~:~-~:::; ~.B:" : :~":i.L:--"';:~ ."~":. ";: -I . -" :-i"--:i 'i

Page Four SOU'WESTER FRIDAY, MARCH 6, 1942 I__ __I II~ ~I ____1_ ~1_111_1_ THE ~_ _~_~_1~~.__--- -11-~.-I_------I Basketball Occupies ----- r~C------Track Comes Into Sport Spotlight; SPORTSMEN'S CORNER "". Girl Athletes I NTRAM URALS Several Vets Are Back This Season By CHEVES LIGON Tuesday afternoon the AOPi's and With the basketball season over;luarter man; Ray Allen quarter vet- Kappa Delts started the ball rolling By BOB GOOSTREE and spring football practice indefinite- eran and head off relay man, Carl- hands of Alabama at last week's .B THE FIGHTING GAME. The red the in the inter-sorority basketball games. Intramural attention this week is ly postponed, track comes into the ton Freeman, dash man and Claude noses, blacked eyes, and swollen jaws Southeastern Tourney, which Ken 1- For awhile it looked as though K.D. centered on the Boxing Tournament, sport spotlight. Although the sched- I("Oh, No") IRomine broad jumper. resulting from the heated Intramural tucky won. The Vol's fall probably Y would be victorious after they stack- the finals of which will be held to- ule hasn't been completed the condi- In addition to the veterans Coach has means that the Conf. will be unrepre- combats reminds us of a recent stand ed up a five point lead. In the last night in the gym. Entries this year tioning process has begun. Practice on band a number of untried men. at the National Intercollegi- I- by Sir Stafford Cripps, the new prexy sented quarter AOPI caught up and finally were depressingly few, and the cus- these days consists of a few veterans Dyhouse will see what he can do i- in the House of Commons, to put the ate Tourney, unless Kentucky's Wild won by a score of 16 to 13. tom of having two nights of fights and a number of hopefuls. Some vet- with shot put. Sam Greenherger will I- blanket on boxing England. The new cats luck out an invitation. OF IN- Tri-Delt played a bang up game was abandoned. Two preliminary erans as yet haven't come out for try to give the sprint men competi- ALL OF US is the stand d skipper charges that "those things TEREST TO against the Chi Omegas and the score matches were fought yesterday after- practice. tion. "Coach" Maybry has taken Har- are out of accord with the true spirit that the Jackson, Mississippi, "Clar- ended in a tie 11 to 11. Miss Strat- noon, with Elder Shearon emerging Last year in four meets the Lynx land Smith in hand in an effort to and determination of the people in ion's" Sport Dept. took concerning g both man ended the game because victorious over Sam Moore. and Billy thinclads broke even winning two develop a winning miler. If sinus this crisis of their history, and steps the Dixie Basketball Tourney. 'Pooky' V' teams were pretty much exausted. Bowman taking Allen West. (Story and losing two. Gone from last year's trouble doesn't hinder him Frank should be taken to see that similar Jones, who shoots the sporting bull11 Non-Sorority defeated Zeta 12 to the oni Page One). Complete listing of squad are: Bill Pope, record brcal- Luogham will attempt to show his activities are no longer allowed to for the Clarion, expressed his opin-i- nothing. Dotty South did a wonder- matches carded for tonight follow: ing sprint star and broad juniper; heels to Dowde and Speros. Bill offend the solid, serious, and neces- ion that the Lynx of Southwestern n ful job of keeping back Albro (who, Bantamweight (118 lb.) - Billy Dan and Mercer West, shot put and Haynes may develop into a much sary intention of this country to would win the Tourney in a breeze, the way she wasn't even supposed by Sayle, KA vs. Sonny McGehee, SAE. discus men; Carl Dickerson, promis- niceded high jumper. Ton Nicholson achieve victory." Such action might and that their two outstanding for- to guard.) Featherweight (126 lb.) - Lester ing hurdler; Luke Dawson, distance will see how close to Bearden he just as well apply to all phases of wards, Nail and Weilford, would d that Miss Stratman has declared Baggett, SAE vs. Eugene Searson, man, "Stob" Jomes, high jumper and Call come in throwing the javelin. Class was dismissed, gain berths on the All-Star team. 1. three leading sororities participating. KA. broad jumper. Leon Underwood, pole h omner Lee Howie, IobbHall strong- opinion that the great majority, from This prediction was based on the as- three leading sororitys participating. Lightweight (135 lb.)-Elder Shear- vaulter; Audie Scott and 'Wahoo" n an, will endeavor to fill the shoes the President on down, would rise to sumption that the Lynx would enter. They will be night games and the on, KS vs. Bill Haynes, ATO. Palmer, javelin throwers. of Dan West which is quite an un- spar briskly with the opposition on As all of well know, the Lynx aree winner will receive the Travelling Welterweight (145 lb.) Frank Therefore Coach High has had to dlrtaking whether taken literally or the question of boxing. Sir Stafford here in Memphis while the Tourneyy Cup now held by Chi Omega. Fourmy, SAE vs. Noble Hicks, NF. build a team around such veterans i ratively. was Irked considerably when a Lon- is now in session at Jackson. Middleweight (160 lb.)-Lloyd Gor- as Ray Bearden, javelin thrower, who don newspaper-cut down in size We'll get to Spring Sports next t don, KA vs. Billy Doyle, SAE. REMEMBER FLATFOOT was out last year due to injuries sus- through paper shortage-gave space week. The coaches are now making g Light-heavy (175 lb.)-Don Gordon, (Continued from page 3) tained in spring practice; Lewis Unusual Gifts to a recent boxing story when there plans for a full schedule in golf, KA vs. P. H. Wood, SAE. in standard courses in interior deco- Weliford, high jumper, and pole- were more important battles going tennis, and track. We have a group p Heavyweight (185 lb.) - Tom Tid- . $2, on ration. Go wait till you're drafted. vaulter; Bill Maybry, distamcemani, j $1, on around Bali and the Burma Road. of experienced men in all these e well, KA vs. Homer Howie, SAE. "Remember Pearl Harbor" Bill Dowdie, who runs the 440 and But aside from that, there is rca- sports, and off hand, we feel com- Unlimited-Bill Bowman, KA vs. Maj. Gen. J. Stawling Muddle. 880 yd runs, Billy Speros, dash amid son to believe that boxing, as a com- fortable in saying that 'it looks like e Hays Owen, SAE. BRODNAX petitive sport, stirs many young fel- our year. The SAE's came through with the Jan. 2, 1942, T. Brodnax, Inc., Jewelers lows to an athletic activity that is ______top number of entries, advancing STRONG BODIES FOR DEFENSE Geo. Southwestern. GOOD FOR THEM and ultimately eight, while Kappa Alpha placed six (Continued from Page 1) Confessions of a to Rear Amiral Ersatx Gobb, Main at Monroe. Memphis helpful to the nation that calls upon on the card. The list is completed by, watchful admonitory eye of Coach Reserved Naval Reserve Training them to show national spirit. Possibly Dorm Man Moocher two entries from Kappa Sig, one ATO, Nemecek-means that Southwestern's Fraternity Jewelry Reserve, local restrictions for various reasons and one Non-frat. men are rapidly evolving into a high-! Headquarters Dear Sir, may be wise in wartime. The Rose Dorm women, beware: The three feature matches of the ly-polished unit.va * Since the advance of the Japanese Bowl football game and Calif. racing If you own, claim or have access night will probably be the light- The crowning feature of the fes- in Malaya I have become exceedingly were hit in that fashion. But a ban to a Man, beware of those who weight, weltlerweight, and light-heavy tivities is the relay anxious to get into that vital branch race, during wxlili 7 on boxing, amateur and professional, haven't. bouts, with the Wood-D. Gordon tus- gentlemanly epithets are constantly of our nation's service the Reserved You'll Seel would be going too far. They do a Never, never bring a man in the sle as the real top-flight tilt of the jurled at "Speros and his crew" who Naval Reserve Training Reserve lot of boxing in army camps, in form unless you keep your right eye evening. Both these boys have had always manage to come out near the i A fine line of (class 2..Oxyz) I immensly regrett Naval stations, and in leisure hours fixed steadily on him, or the two- experience in the ring, and will give top. Divided into four teams, the inC le Sa i that under this plan I would not be on the aft decks of battleships. It's legged beasts of prey will descend on a show worth seeing. Sticking out charge the hurdles with a spirit born Collegiate Sportswear Here- i able to see active foreign service for a fighting game, as we can so well him from nowhere. And there you our neck, we venture the followinig of anguish, for the losers race again. At Very Reasonable Prices. five years, the period of training, but see from our observations of last will be, left to watch your helpless a prediction of winners: Bantam- Immedately after this final exer- I never-the-less feel it my duty to night and this morning, hero being swallowed by some un- Sayle, Feather-Baggett, Light - cise, the squads are asse'mubled for serve here where my interest and Nat'l. Shirt Shops Take the examples of Joe Louis, derprivileged man-eater. Shearon, Welter - Hicks, Middle-L. effect, and although remlks conce ra- S t ability lies. It might interest you to who donated all of his profits from You just haven't got a chance. Let Gordon, Light-heavy-Wood, Heavy-- ilg their collective state of exhaus- 91 So. Main St. know that my great uncle on my his last fight with Baer to the Navy, him call you on the phone, and un- Tidwell, and Unlimited-Bowman, It tion are rife, they always nanage to father's side, Wilmer Flatfoot, served He fights Abe Simon some time next less you get theme first, some happy logically follows that a team cham- dash for the doors at the order: Phone 89201 t in the navy in the Civil War, having month, and this time his parse will head-hunter will feed him a line that pion must also be picked, we p-oceed "Dismissed!" been galley assistant for two years. go to the Army Emergency Fund. will have him hanging in her trophy to award this hypothetical title to You see that I am fitted for your And Promoter Mike Jacobs is also room before sundowin. the KA's. That is, barring upsets. branch of the service, so please rush turning his profits over to the same And then there's this little matter The handball totrney was brought information as I am about to be good cause. We feel that even Sir of walking to the dorm with your to an abrupt close by the victory of FOR FUN-Dine and Dance in the SKYWAY drafted. Stafford Cripps should be in favor man after dinner. Have you ever pre-season tavorites, R. C'ogswell and "Remember Pearl Harbor." of a boxing program of that kind, noticed the way some girls' "best t Siedentopf, representing KA, over Otto J. Flatfoot. Maybe he just didn't think before he friends' will walk with her? These Kappa Sigs Goodwyn Iand Ligon, by HOTEL PEABODY spoke. Or perhaps the situation in cute little men-thieves will be found I scores of 15-7, 16-14, and 15-11, 15-13. Jan. 15, 1942 Britain is different from ours. At any monopolizing your time, conversation, The KA's gained the last round hy Headquarters Reserve Naval "The South's Filnet-OPne of Amerlca's Best" rate, they're still having some knock- and man. trimming SAE in a doubles match. Reserve Training Reserve. down-dragout matches over there. And the trouble is, so darn many Previous singles matches had split, to Otto J. Flatfoot, CHANGING OVER TO THE IM- of the grimy gyps are successful! Cogswell trouncing Karl Frank, and THE GAY GATHiEHING PLACE OF THE COLILEGE SET Dear Sir, We regret to find that PORTANT SUBJECT OF BASKET- You don't believe me? Then pardon Lewis Welford downing Siedentopt. you have failed your physical exami- BALL, we find that the Tennessee me while I go read "Live Alone and l The Kappa Sigs came into the finals nation because of the lack of two op- finally met their Waterloo at Like It." by easily eliminating PilKA's Hussuma 'Vols' posing molar teeth. Go wait till and Hodges. you're drafted, Flatfoot. The All-Star Handball team, as an- "Remember Pearl Harbor" nounced by the Intrantural ioard in- Rear Admiral Ersittz Gobli IKAMIPUS )KIE1R iNAILS eludes: Nutty Bits From Our Furry Friends Bob Cogswell, KA. "I wonder why it is that fat nien Steve Goodwyn, ICS. are always good-natured." Lewis Weliford, SAE. Women's faults are many a needle in my soup. "Probably because it takes them so Men have only two- Waiter: That must be a typo- long to get mad clear through." !!IIlielnllelialslslililli Everything they say graphical error, It's supposed to be And everything they do. a noodle. First Kangaroo-"Annabelle, where is the baby?" =The Pause there's the absent-minded Women are more like men's hats. Then Second Kangaroo-"My goodness, professor who came back to his of- Some are flashy but go out of style I've had by pocket picked." fice to find the sign "Gone to lunch" That Refreshes quickly, Some are plain but durable. on his door, and sat on the step a Some are for summer, some ae for TYPEWRITERS half-hour waiting for himself to re- all year. Others are for fancy dress, Home per wk turn. some are for loafing around and hav- Rental $7.60 $1.00 Buys any 8 make ing fun-The Crimson-White. Machine Missus-"Don't bring any more of mos. COOPER TYPEWRITER CO. that milk. It's positively blue." The gals with the knitting needles 97 S. 2nd St. 8-3227 Farmer-"Taln't our fault, lady, it's have a word for It. They claim they'd these long dull evenings that makes rather be knitting with them now the cows depressed." than eating with them next year. -Tulane Hullabaloo.

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