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4»»s Low: 65 HEIBREEZE • < • • HEAL+H Faculty to receive merit-based raises up with inflation." said Doug BY ASHLBY MCCLELLAND' business professor at JMU we've had a merit increase," faculty member is rated in their Brown, the academic enhance- news editor makes $30,000 less than a Brown said. departments depends on if they ment vice president and pro- professor at the same level Who will be receiving the will get a raise," Brown said. BEAf JMU will give merit- vost "We adjusted assistant and in another state, but an asso- pay raise depends on faculty based 3 percent raises to fac- According to Brown, the associate profcssuis 2 percent ciate business professor is performance in three areas: money for this pay raise ulty in December. The raise and full professors 3 percent." only $10,000 behind on the the professor's teaching, his will come from the state of comes after an across-the- Campus According to Brown, full national level," Brown said. or her scholarly activity and Virginia. The state adds up all board pay raise that all fac- professors were given more The pay raise in December research and his or her service ulty received in July. the faculty salaries and then because their salaries in is "regular merit increase that to the university and commu- multiplies by 3 percent, and offers STD "The across-the-board general were falling behind occurs in most years, although nity, according to Brown. increase was to catch them on a national level. "A full education this is the first time in a while "Depending on how the stt SALARY, page 4

BY KATIE CHIRGOTIS contributing writer Policy The rale of sexually transmit- ted diseases is not rising at JMU, but the amount of awareness prohibits and testing is, according to Ann Dukes take victory Simmons, coordinator of Health Promotion. 'sexual "The numbers were always there, but the increase in testing orientation' just makes people more aware of it and increases the hype," Simmons said. prejudice Students an? more comfort- BY ASHLEY MCCLELLAND able with the topic of sex and news editor sexual health than in years past making the process of spreading The phrase "sexual orienta- awareness easier. But with the tion" was added back into the increased comfort level there university-wide iwivdiscrimina- also is a rkcreaai in caution. bon policy that prohibits discrim- " [Sex | is everywhere; you can ination against students, faculty see it on daytime and nighttime and staff at JMU on Aug. 24. television." Simmons said. The policy (No. 1302) stake "There are no more relationships "James Madison University does over time; if s casual sex over a not discriminate on the basis of few hours." The effects of alcohol race, color, national origin, religion, and an increase of freedom at gender, age, veteran status, politi- college make students more cal affiliation, sexual orientation or susceptible to poor judgment, disability (m compliance with the according to Simmons. Americans with Disabilities Act) with respect to employment or Nearly two-thirds of all admnm or in curmectton with persons harbor- MR STDS are its programs or activities." ?5 or vounnir accordins' to Sources were unavailable unvw.ashasti! org to comment wben and why the Student- also often think phrase was taken out of the policy. they are more knowledgeable The phrase was put back of sexual health when most of into the policy by JMU President what they know is myth. Linwood Rose for a number of reasons. 'There is ample evi- "So much is word of dence that sexual orientation is mouth and misinformation," frequently a basis for discrimina- said Kristin Gardner, coordi- tion," said Christine Robinson, nator of Peer Education. sociology and interdisciplinary Through the University liberal studies professor. "Having Health Center, students are such a policy sends a message to offered free HIV testing and the university that this kind of low-cost confidential STD discrimination will not be toler- testing for chlamydia, gonor- ated at JMU. It also makes it pos- rhea and syphilis. One thou- sible for those who feel they have sand students go through been discriminated on this basis "Choices" yearly. The program to have a means of redress. Only is an informational meeting by having this term in the policy on birth control available and can the university provide a for- how to access it at JMU. mal means of recourse if someone REACH peers (Reality is discriminated against." Educators Advocating Campus Several people a™1 group9 Health) are students who go have worked to help bring this through a health education phrase to the attention of the certification course, such as administration. "Cynthia Giliatt Health 380. They work with deserves credit for drafting a the Health Center and Health CHRISTOPHER LABZDA/»e*<» p*o»jrap*r' resolution to present before the Promotions to inform and edu- Red-shirt sophomore rum** back AMn Banks contributed to Saturdays 62-7 win over Lock Haven. See p.13. Faculty Senate in the spring of cate male and female students 2004. where they overwhelm- on health issues. ingly supported the change," Robinson said. "Many individ- ual members of the SGA have Kerry encourages students to vote been working on this issue as well they overwhelmingly sup- Daughter of presidential nominee speaks to crowd in Transitions ported the creation of a Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transveabae Virginia is tied between the two major tion — recently have questioned the BY GBARY COX veracity of Senator John Kerry's ser- Resource Center at JMU." party presidential candidates and that The Student Government news editor student votes could determine the bal- vice record in Vietnam. The actions and questions raised in television Association passed "The Student Vanessa Kerry, the eldest daughter ance of power in the state. "You need advertisements by the Swift Boat Bill of Rights and Responsibuitiea" of U.S. Senator and Democratic presi- to figure out what kind of leadership last year, which stated all students you want and demand it," she added. Veterans for Truth "disrespect every dential nominee John Kerry, spoke to have rights at JMU no matter Introduced by Virginia State man who served," Kerry said. "I have a crowd in Transitions last Thursday, what their race, color, gender, reli- and encouraged students to partici- Senator Creigh Deeds (D-Bath), Kerry a problem with that." Kerry also touched on her father's gion or sexual orientation. pate in the election process. opened the event to questions from platform. Sophomore Eric Gregory It's wonderful that our ieach- "I don't feel like my generation is audience members. asked how John Kerry could balance ers are leasaured that they won't getting invited into the [political] dis- Several 527 campaign organiza- an increase In troops, a positive for- be nred because of who they love," CAROLYN WALSER/j««W^»o«nn»*«r cussion," Kerry said. "We are 40 mil- tions — political groups that oper- saki senior JohnAlex Golden. SGA Vanessa Kerry spoke to students lion young Americans that can change ate questionably under the McCain- xr KERRY, page 5 vice president of academic attain. In Transitions last Thursday. the face of the nation." Kerry said that Feingold fund-raising reform legisla- Steele House leveling to begin this week; I Lot closed until finish — tenting and air-filtering — for its Then.^..ri..»«Urti...n clearing project is expectedVt«l •tnirtiiresstructures of that time period were — tenting and air-filtering — lor its I JPL5&>it-.fl removal before the demolition can BY TROIT DAVIS to be complete Oct. 1 ard will built using slats in the walls, and contributing writer include tenting the house for the then covered with an inner and take place. According to Nash, Steele removal of asbestos. outer coating of plaster. The inner Demolition on Steele House, House has been used as a working The demolition has forced the coating of plaster had asbestos located across South Main Street archeological laboratory for more from the Quad, will begin this closure of I Lot to accommodate mixed into it. project crews. Nash said that no one in the than 25 years. week. Only within the past eight weeks Concerns have risen over the laboratory ever was concerned After more than 25 years of use, has the department vacated the recent discovery of asbestos in the by the asbestos, nor felt unsafe. Steele House will be torn down house for its new location at the EVtN SHOAP .luffrWwiyb, house Professor of sociology and Its presence, however, will cause to clear land for the new Fine and Studio Center on Grace Street. Steal* House on South Main Street. Performing Arts Center. anthropology Carole Nash said precautionary measures to be taken I 2 |THE BREEZE I TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 2004 PAGE

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* EVIN Sumr/staff photographer Junior midfielder Krtsten Sonderman executes her skills as she keeps the ball away from a Michigan State University opponent. othing, I can't CORRECTIONS ad." In the Sep. 2 issue of The Breeze two writ- ers tor the opinion section were misidenti- Bed Molly James is a German major and Brian Goodman is an undeclared sopho- more CS& graphic design In the Sept. 2 issue of The Breeze, the graphic on page 11 incorrectly staled dates Sophomore tor the lund-raising events. The car wash is on Sept. 11 and the Playstation Tournament ^The crossword I is Sept. 18. bn't usually finish, In the Sepl. 2 issue of The Breeze, the house editorial stated the incorrect date tor ut it gives me the Monday RAD program. The first class omethingtodo Monday class is Sept. 20. h boring classes." TABLE OF Sarah Gottlieb Psychology & art CONTENTS Junior NEWS 3-5 OPINION 6-7 campus LEISURE 8 SPOTLIGHT Focus . 9 What is your favorite VARIETY 11-12

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and why? CLASSIFIEDS 15 POLICE LOG Bv AMIR POONSAKVARASAN staff writer fare on Sepl. 5. The driver reports that the student is a thin, white male Prqperty Damage wearing a red T-shirt and while cargo shorts. "I like the sports An employee reported damage to the right rear passenger door and Grand Larceny section the best fender of a white 1997 Ford Expedition by unknown meane on Sept. 2. A JMU student reported the larceny of $200 to $250 in assorted bins in because it's the Petty Larceny Potomac Hall on Sepl 3. An unknown suspect removed $525 from a bag in Chandler section I can relat A JMU student reported a JAC card stolen By an unknown student in Chesapeake Hall on Sept. 2. Hall between Sept. 3 and 4 to the most." A JMU student in Potomac Hall reported a stolen 3.4 oz. bottle of Ralph Possession of Marijuana Lauren cologne on Sept. 3. A JMU student was charged with possession of marijuana in the Port A reported JMU student exited a cab at White Hall without paying the cab Republic Road and 1-81 area on Sepl. 5. Garrett Gray Undeclared DUKE DAYS Events Calendar Freshman Tuesday, Sept. 7 Wednesday, Sept. 8

Alpha Kappa Psi, a professional business fraternity, will hold infor- The JMU Spanish Club will be meeting today at 8:30 p.m. mational meetings today at 7 p.m. in ISAT, room 236. Joining Alpha and Thursday at 7 p.m. in Keezell Hall, room 303. If you Kappa Psi introduces students to skill-building workshops and oppor- cannot attend either meeting or need more information e-mail tunities. Contact Melissa at taverns or visit AKP's Web site at orgs. imuspanishclubQhotmail. com. "The Darts & Pats, imu.edu/akpsi. because people ca The Student Government Association is holding its minor express some true elections today. Students can vote for the freshman class pent-up feelings." officers online at sga.imu.edu.

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m AlillK] Russia collects more than 350 dead Nurtim master* dagrM program launched Majority killed in hostage A $1.2 million federal grant was given to JMU situation were school children to fund a new master's program aimed at increas- BY MIKE ECKEL held during the 62-hour ordeal (hat ing the number of nurses Associated Press started Wednesday. The gym's roof to help relieve a national was destroyed, windows shattered, shortage of nurses. A shaken President Vladimir Putin walls pocked with bullet holes. The first master of science made a rare and candid admission of Regional Emergency Situations in nursing program began Russian weakness Saturday in the face Minister Boris Dzgoyev said 323 this fall due to a three-year of an "all-out war" by terrorists after people, including 156 children, were advanced education nurs- more than 350 people — nearly half of killed. More than 540 people were ing program grant from the them children — were killed in a hos- wounded — mostly children. Medical Health Resources and Service tage-talcing at a southern school. officials said 448 people, including Administration of the US. Putin went on national television 248 children, remained hospitalized Department of Health and to tell Russians they must mobilize Saturday evening. Human Services. against terrorism. He promised wide- Dzgoyev also said 35 attackers — ranging reforms to toughen security heavily-armed and explosive-laden SOS holds annual forces and purge corruption. men and women reportedly demand- "We showed weakness, and Student Org. Night ing independence for the Chechen weak people are beaten," he said republic — were killed in 10 hours of Student Organization in a speech aimed at addressing the battles that shook the area around the Services held its annual grief, shock and anger felt by many school with gunfire and explosions. student organization night after a string of attacks that have Putin made a quick visit to the last night from 5 to 8 p.m. killed some 450 people in the past town before dawn Saturday, meeting Organizations received two weeks, apparently in connec- local officials and touring a hospital to the chance to recruit new tion with the war in Chechnya. speak with wounded. He stopped to members on the College Shocked relatives wandered stroke the head of an injured child. Center Lawn. among row after row of bodies lined Marat Avsarayev, a 44-year-old Students walked around up in black or clear plastic body taxi driver in Vladikavkaz, questioned to different organizations' bags on the pavement at a morgue why Putin and other politicians didn't tables, to talk to people in in Vladikavkaz, the capital of North "even think about fulfilling the (mil- the groups and to gather Ossetia, where the dead from the itants') demands to save the lives more information about the school standoff in the town of Beslan of the children. Probably because it organizations on campus. were taken. In some open bags lay wasn't their children here." Students could sign the contorted, thin bodies of chil- During hLs visit to Beslan, Putin up to receive information dren, some monstrously charred. stressed that security officials had not from organizations or just In Beslan, people scoured lists planned to storm the school — trying look around. of names to see if their loved ones to fend off potential criticism that the SOS gave out free survived the chaos of the day before, government side provoked the blood- food, and the event was a when the standoff turned violent shed. He ordered the region's borders Wellness Passport event. Friday as militants set off explo- closed while officials searched for sives in the school and commandos anyone connected to the attack. moved in to seize the building. "What happened was a terrorist Beslan residents were allowed to SMGEY PONOMARKVA/* act that was inhuman and unprec- enter the bumed-out husk that was edented in its cruelty," Putin said ikwitfciitifcw Paramedca reajster bodas ol vtetfcm kMad hi a school satzura Sunday. Sapt. 6. Mora than once the gymnasium of School No. 1, 350 people war* kMad ki a southern Rueelan school that had been setied by mUttants. where more than 1,000 hostages were see SCHOOL, page 5 Va. schools offer dissection alternative* RICHMOND — Virginia has joined a handful of states Students encouraged Frances strikes Florida that have enacted laws allow- ing students to opt out of dis- BY ALLEN BREED secting fetal pigs, cats, earth- to invest in insurance Associated Press worms or other animals. rate to students and faculty Hurricane Frances' wind and Starting this academic BY AMANDA DECAMP who work at JMU through the water whacked swaths of south- year, state school divisions contributing writer Human Resources Department, em Florida with fire-hose force are required to inform all An AFLAC insurance agent which can save employees up Sunday, submerging entire road- students they can decline to spoke Friday to students about to 50 percent. According to ways and tearing off rooftops dissect without penalty, and special insurance rates that stu- Cook the JMU rate is still good even as the storm weakened and instructors must provide dent employees and faculty can after graduation. crawled inland with heavy rain* them with alternative learn- receive through the university. "Insurance is a must in its wake. Four million people ing tools, including comput- David Cook, an agent for when you're in college. We remained without power. er programs, Internet tutori- AFLAC Insurance, spoke of are definitely not the most Up to 11 inches of rain tell als and plastic models. three types of insurance. One responsible people," fresh- along Florida's central east coast Virginia is among nine can receive hospital inten- man Megan Carlman said. and caused scattered flooding as states that have enacted laws sive care, personal accident Freshman Lauren Fay a weakened Frances edged across that require school districts expense plan and the personal said, "Accidents happen to the state toward Tampa. It left to provide dissection alterna- cancer protector plan. our age grcftip so much, but behind leveled trees and power, tives. Florida was the first to Cook said accidental insur- really our healthcare should lines, tangled traffic lights and pass such a law, in 1985, fol- ance was most beneficial to col- be our No. 1 priority no mat- beachfront roads littered with lowed by California in 1988. lege students because it is less ter how old we are." coconuts and tree limbs The Humane Society expensive than some of the other The Honors Program holds "1 was just waiting for the estimates that 6 million ani- plans, and protects students from Brown Bag Lunches every house to blow down," said Diane mals are dissected annually any accidents or injuries that may Friday from noon to 1 p.m. on Wright who rode out the storm JOHN BAZEMORE/AT in American high schools. occur to the student different topics of interest for WMlty RWwrttooa who says he to hometeu, sits on a tench AFLAC offers a special college students *e, HURRICANE, page 5 fci Fort Pierce, Florida as Hurricane Francos approached.

LA airport closed four Nothing but net terminals for hours Goodwin speaks out against LOS ANGELES — Four terminals at Los Angeles biased, censored media outlets International Airport were shut down for more than their country's actions. "If s not "Democracy Now!" broad- three hours Saturday after BY LINDSAY PERRY because Amencan are stupid," casts weekdays out of an old a passenger bypassed secu- contributing writer she said "Ifs because we are firehouse in New York City's rity at one terminal and two Amy Goodman host of the good media consumers " Chinatown district. The show flashlight batteries exploded television and radio program "I think that her speaking was began on Pacific Radio and during screening at another, "Democracy Now!", spoke very engaging powerful, and has expanded into a national authorities said. Saturday, calling the state of media motivational, " senior Christina collaboration, with over 240 The incidents, about today "a dark day tor jcumaBsm.'' Tiffany said. "Although I believe public, community and college a half-hour apart were A crowd of more than 400 that she was preaching to the radio stations airing the show. apparently unrelated and community members gathered at choir', I think that her points Beginning today, WEMC there was no link to terror- Community Mennonite Church were valid, and it was good will reduce "Democracy ism, according to the fed- to hear Goodman speak. to hear someone so optimistic Now!"'s presence to Friday eral Transportation Security Goodman spoke about about how positive change can evenings only. Members of the Administration. Thousands various issues of the media, come about from personal and community are circulating a of travelers were evacuated. including media consolida- community level work and that petition to continue the pro- The airport's main road, tion, the difference between in return can affect the larger gram's presence on WEMC. (he Tom Bradley International the coverage of the Iraq War in scale of things." Tiffany said, "I believe the Terminal and terminals 6, 7 the United States and in other Junior Sean Dougherty said, voices of as many people and and 8 were reopened at noon. countries, terrorism in a global "There was some presence of viewpoints on current events The scare at the interna- context and the importance of rhetoric, butthafsto be expected and issues should be a part tional terminal came when delivering alternative messag- of all news sources, so we E\TN SHOWsiqffphoUigraphtt as the function was sort of a rally. batteries in a plastic flash- es to the American public. But, overall, I thought she came can take in people's different light inside checked lug- Junior Elliott Perkins take* a shot In the "Hoop* 4 Goodman blamed the main- there with a well-developed perspectives and formulate Klde" basketball tournament held Sept. 1 to 3. gage exploded as the bag stream American media for message to bnwden the scope of our own ideas on what we was being hand-searched. Americaas' lack of concern over modem media." think about these issues." 4 | THE BREEZE | TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 2004 NEWS POLICY: SALARY: Faculty Clause added receive 3 percent SALARY, from pagt 1 percent a year," Brown said. POLICY, from page! of these topics." that is how much money is "In general, there is a serious eign policy and lowering of Kai Degner ('03), found- given to the university for the issue with Virginia universities middle class taxes. Vanessa ing member of OrangeBand pay raise. staying competitive with hir- Kerry said that monetary Initiative, offered Kerry an "The rate of increase in ing faculty. I and other Virginia allocation would increase orange armband. Degner faculty pay depends on the state provosts are worried and American troop forces, asked Kerry if she would state you are in," Brown said. «o is the governor. not military research. She pass two extra bands along "It is usually between 3 and 5 "We need to give faculty added that alliances are the to the twin daughters of percent a year. adequate raises each year, an "future peace." and that President Bush. Kerry "This is the first year we average of about 6 percent America should share bur- said that she and the Bush will have actually exceeded raise each year, to keep up dens with other nations. twins already are working the rate of inflation a little with inflation and to give Sophomore Brian together on a non-partisan because of the summer them some reward because Bennett said, "The speech disaster relief fund. increase." that is clearly what other and-question section were The event was organized The money for the summer state universities are doing. good, in general, because by the College Democrats in raise came from the universi- "There is a shortage in she definitely addressed a cooperation with Students for ty's general fund, meaning most disciplines, and to lot of the political attacks Kerry, said senior JohnAlex it came from the full univer- recruit the best faculty we on her father. That, along Golden, SGA vice president sity budget and state tuition, must pay them well." with getting our genera- of academic affairs. according to Brown. Sophomore Brian Clay tion to vote, will certainly said. "We were thrilled "Virginia had been one of said, "1 don't mind seeing be one of the big issues and blown away at the the states furthest behind in faculty get a raise. It will be this year. I was glad to see turnout on such short faculty salaries; other states more motivation (for them) that she addressed both notice," Golden added. raise faculty salaries by 5 to 6 to work hard."

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More competitive [In Iraq] the big- salaries means better ;er picture still is teachers. sighfy dangerous... 5## house •ottonjil b#tow OPINION SM cotamn balow HOUSE EDITORIAL Faculty raises long past due Better late than never. JMU faculty members finally are receiving the recognition they deserve. In July, faculty received ••across-the-board" pay raises. Although just a mere 2 percent for assistant and associate professors and meager 3 percent for full professors, the raises are a tiny step toward helping Virginia's higher education salaries compete with other top-notch schools. In December, some faculty also will receive a 3 percent merit-based __ pay increase. Faculty shouldn't be the only ones celebrating. Students receive a perk, too — more competitive salaries means better teachers, which translates to a better education. But maybe if s too early to celebrate just yet. Virginia still is significantly behind the national average of full professor salaries — a whopping $30,000 behind. JMU did its part this year with these increases, but to stay on top of the business, up- ping the paycheck needs to become tradition. Every year, faculty salaries need to keep up with, or even exceed, inflation. The money will come from two areas — tuition and the state. This means that when the next mid-year tuition hike comes about, stu- dents and their parents should keep in mind that their money is going toward a better education. At least lef s hope so. Likewise, tax increases for the state's general fund, such as the recent hikes in cigarette and sales tax, also will help Virginia's colleges stay afloat. As wonderful as Harrisonburg is, many professors may be quick to leave if Georgia Tech University, which averages $116,700, offers a classroom position. The average salary at JMU, on the other hand, is $92,400 for full-time professors. JMU needs to stay in the run- ning and on top of the competitive edge. It cannot wait until professors are ready to retire for the next pay raise to come. No matter what it takes, universi- ties are about education, and that is what student and state money should go to- A» ward — funding our educators.

FROM THE WIRE To TALK OF MANY THINGS How to fight college cheating Iraq struggles with legitimacy LAWRANCE HINMAN curriculum taught by committed profes- JONATHAN KELLY solution. The reconstruction ous process that led to our The Washington Post sors is the first and most important defense contributing writer of Iraq and consolidation of country's founding, there is against academic dishonesty. its fledgling political system reason to wonder if Iraq can Recent studies have shown that a steadily The second remedy is to encourage the In recent months, the effort only will be successful if the surmount a similar hurdle. growing number of students cheat or plagia- development of integrity in our students. to rebuild and secure Iraq has new regime can provide the The American republic as rize in college. Even more disturbing is the A sense of responsibility about one's in- experienced erratic turns of most basic necessity that gov- we know it was born only way that many students define cheating and tellectual development would preclude events on the military front. Es- ernments owe the governed after a war for independence, plagiarism — they believe that cutting and cheating and plagiarizing as inconsistent tablishing law and order being pasting a few sentences from various Web — common defense. The re- insidious disputes among with one's identity. It is precisely this sense a foremost priority, the interim construction has improved the states, the emergence of sources without attribution is not plagiarism. of individual integrity that schools with government headed by Prime Before the Web, students certainly pla- the economic and social in- party politics, a major rebel- honor codes seek to promote. Minister Ayad Allawi autho- frastructure of the country, giarized. Fraternities and sororities often lion, and the drafting of two Third, we must encourage our students rized U.S. forces to assault re- but this is threatened when had files of term papers, and some high- national documents, the first to perceive the dishonesty of their class- sistance militiamen who have national security cannot be tech term-paper firms could fax papers to of which — the Articles of mates as something that causes harm to threatened the reconstruction ensured. The Iraqi defense students. Overall, however, plagiarism re- Confederation — failed. the many students who play by the rules. of Iraq. For weeks, the militia force still is insufficiently quired forethought. The chances of Iraq firm- The argument that cheaters hurt only men have shifted their stances trained to perform that task Online term-paper sites changed all that. ing up its pluralist govern- themselves is false. Cheaters do hurt other between conciliatory and bel- alone. Much more time and Overnight students could order a term pa- ment would be strengthened people, and they do so to help themselves. ligerent, making it difficult to resources need to be invested if several visible, wise lead- per, print it out and have it ready for class in Students cheat because it works. They get know whether a truce or a fire- the morning. All they needed was a charge into preparing the Iraqi army ers could stand out as an in- better grades and more advantages with fight is eminent. to do exactly that. spiration to the Iraqi people card and an Internet connection. less effort. Honest students lose grades, Recently, as The Washing- One response to the increase in cheating Iraq's new political sys- in much the same way that scholarships, recommendations and admis- ton Post reported on Aug. tem will not be able to be- has been to fight technology with more tech- sion to advanced programs. our founding fathers did for 28, the militiamen have sur- stow security on the country America. So far, no one has nology. Plagiarism-checking sites provide a Addressing these issues is not a luxury rendered control of a sacred service to screen student papers. They of- unless the government is yet been identified to ful- that can be postponed until a more conve- shrine, ending that precari- widely recognized as legiti- fill those roles. However, it fer a color-coded report on papers and the nient time. It is a short step from dishon- ous military operation. mate. The jury still is out on is conceivable that Allawi original sources from which the students esty in schools and colleges to dishonesty might have copied. This is a fortunate devel- this point; national elections could play such a role if he in business. It is doubtful that students opment, but the bigger pic- But there is another way. Our first and most are not scheduled to be held completes the transition sue who fail to develop habits of integrity and ture still is highly dangerous important line of defense against academic until January. But when one honesty while still in an academic setting and with no single definitive considers the long, anfractu- see IRAQ, page 7 dishonesty is simply good teaching. Cheating are likely to do so once they are out in the and plagiarism often arise in a vacuum creat- "real" world. Nor is it likely that adults will ed by routine, lack of interest and overwork. stand up against the dishonesty of others, Professors who give the same assignment particularly fellow workers and superiors, every semester, fail to guide students in the if they do not develop the habit of doing so development of their projects and have little while still in school. interest in what the students have to say con- Utterance Hinman is a professor of philoso- ^\1A tribute to the academic environment in which phy and director of the Values Institute at the much cheating occurs. A strong, meaningful University of San Diego. 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IRAQ: Allawi key to sustained democracy LETTER TO THE EDITOR I IRAQ, from page 6 Education more than GPA at JMU, and you are not learning new ways to make our planet better cessfully. Also, if the national elections put other Why am I at JMU? The answer and how to use your mind, then you j people in power to replace him, Allawi could inspire should be, 'To learn how to be the should complain. The biggest mistake the Iraqi populace by relinquishing power peaceful- best I can." Every student and teacher you can make is to graduate from JMU ly, as George Washington did in 1797 after complet- at JMU should read James Madison's and not have learned to use your mind ing two terms as president writings on education. James Madi- to its full potential. Challenges are Washington's example set the precedent that son envisioned a university as a place something you should demand. You America would be ruled through its people rather where a person could learn about one- are paying for them. Just because you than by one man clinging to office. It was a histor- self, the other people on the planet. are enjoying yourself does not mean ic event in 1797 that saw a leader willingly give up the planet that gives one life and the you are benefiting yourself. Wisdom universe the planet is in. It is clear that and knowledge — not a high GPA — power. It is easy to imagine the inspirational effect will lead you to a better life and make that could be created if that took place in Iraq, where our planet Earth can be a lot better for everyone than it is. It also is clear that you a better citizen. Being educated is transitions of power have been decided for years by important, but leaving JMU with the coups and assassinations. people can get a long a lot better than they do. Everyone's dream at JMU wisdom to use your mind properly is The Bush administration did not plan for how should be to make the planet a better what you should strive to do. the reconstruction and political transition would place to live. The best things in life are take place and because of it, much time has been not material things. Jim Sochacki lost. The new government needs to convince the If you receive high grades while math professor population of its legitimacy and the United States needs to equip Iraqis with the means to defend the Locke's point that "no political society can be, nor citizenry and the nation's economic infrastructure subsist, without having in itself the power to pre- from the insurgents. Only when these conditions serve the property and, in order thereunto, punish The Breeze — are met will there be a chance of shoring up Iraq's the offences of all those of that society." better than being arrested since 1923. security and its government. It is wise to recall John Jonathin Kelly is a senior political science major. breezt'opinionto holmail.com

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Meeting others made easier with involvement in clubs, organizations Story by contributing writer Maria Nosal • Graphics by art director Jenny Chanthapanya

i^L new student walks onto campus The freshmen class began their 1787 about the school but I was their friend. their interest. An easy and convenient ™ ^^ and sees an overwhelming Orientation five days before classes Since classes started, I've hung out with way for students to find out about number of unfamiliar faces. Not knowing began. "Students are put into groups them and gone to lunch with them." clubs is to attend Student Organization anyone, she makes small talk with the depending on their residence hall and Once orientation ends and school night. "The main way I got to meet all student in front of her at the bookstore. have a chance to meet the people they begins, students assume the responsibil- of my friends at JMU was to join clubs They walk back to their dorm together will be living with," Haas said. ity of finding their niche at JMU. Many on campus," sophomore Emily Watson and find out they have many of the same Upperclassmen were given the look for dubs or organizations that they said. "Student Org Night was the best interests and are in similar situations. chance to become Fust Year Orientation find interesting. "I think the best way for way for me to find out about all the dif- Such a chance encounter waiting for Guides to help the freshmen adjust to students to meet new people is to go to as ferent clubs on campus because all of books ends up as a life-long friendship. college and also meet new friends in the many activities JMU has going on the first the groigroups are represented." With over 15,000 students roam- process, both young and old. "Being a few weeks of school as possible," fresh- \or others, dorm life creates instant ing the JMU campus, both freshmen and FROG was a great experience; I not only man Katie Donahue said. "If you go to connections that lead to life long upperdassmen easily can find new people got the chance to meet and help freshmen, events that appeal to you, you'll meet peo- friendships. "I live in the Village, to meet every day. Through liamn, dubs but 1 became so dose to other FROGs," ple who have the same interests as you. - which made it easier to meet people and organizations or living situations, sophomore FROG Ashley Lakner said. Also be as outgoing as you can because because of the suites and how dose togeth- meeting new people is part of what makes "However, it was nice to know 1 wasn't people are drawn to friendly faces." er we are," freshman Hanah Oh said. college interesting. just a FROG to the freshmen, or just With 271 clubs on campus, stu- "There's the open space where you can For freshmen, the adventure someone who gave them information dents are bound to find one that fits meet your suitemates and they are some of of meeting new people my best friends. Then at college began during you meet their friends the summer at Summer and they meet yours Springboard "1 know of HELLO MY NAME IS: and you all become at least two casts this year dose friends." where students have met New students at Summer Springboard living in the dorms and decided to room How to make a Good Impression often look to their together," said Laura residence advisers to Haas, assistant director lead the way. "When of 1787 Orientation and Let the other person do most of the talking. Demonstrate a willingness to listen and respond it comes to meet- First-Year Experience. appropriately to what is being said. Let the other person lead the conversation; however, make ing people, we've "Summer Springboard "course corrections" politely and seamlessly as needed. Do not be silent - be subtle. Do not sit stressed to have is good because you see quietly - sit captivated. their doors open," students who are scared, Chesapeake Hall but we give them oppor- RA Jen Walsh said. tunities to get to know Now that you've got them talking, encourage them to talk about themselves. Whether or not "If s the best way for people. Just from one they are willing to admit it, most people love talking about themselves. A true sense of what the anyone to stop in, or day, students can make a people you are dealing with are like can be gained by listening to them talk about themselves. for you to just shout friend that they will look out 'Hey!,' Even just forward to seeing when Now that they are talking about themselves, be a good listener. There is a major difference striking up conver- they arrive at JMU." between hearing and listening. We hear the sounds, but must learn to listen to the words. Pay sations with people New students are in line while getting attention to what is being said and how it is being said. Listen and learn. grouped by majors, which food or at the bus encourages them to meet stop is a good idea." the students they'll study Now that you have engaged them in conversation, encourage them to open up and listen to Everyday activi- with. "I enjoy working what they have to say, talk to other people in terms of what interests them. Discuss what you ties on the JMU cam- with Summer Springboard have learned is important to them or has been expressed as a concern. Talk about topics or pus allow students to because it is fun to see subjects that you know they will find interesting. meet new people and the change from a scared see new faces, making newcomer to a confident it inevitable that one's JMU student through our Dote Carnegie & Associates. Inc. circle of friends will programs," Haas said. grow significantly. 10 THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, SEPT. 2, 2004

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My best friend Kelly walked down the aisle with her husband. All the guests rose from their seats, clapping and smiling. At that moment, I realized exactly how different our lives suddenly were. KATELYN WYSZYNSKI/Mtf/*no»n»*»r She has her own house, a dog and a husband. I rent a Klam All Raza, batter known to students aa AH, hat been house with six other girls, have a car that sometimes works a taxi driver In the 'Burg tor alx years, and has enjoyed and a wild rabbit that regularly hops across our backyard. every singe bit of It. I stood in my little spot on the grass as her maid of honor, thinking that there isn't anything that prepares BY JANE YU job. Some of his customers you for that feeling of instant adulthood. And there's no contributing writer prefer his service so much that they refuse to accept manual that told me how to react when my best friend As a student, it's hard rides from other drivers. since fifth grade pledged "until death do us part" to a man from California. to get around. After a hard "Our cab drivers don't I still remember when Kelly and 1 used to play Barbies week of classes, many want rip us off or overcharge us and fight over who got the authentic mermaid tail and who to escape their worries and or go the long way," junior had to make her own. party. But the problem for Briana Rose said. "They weekend party animals is always hold conversations Now she's somebody's wife, and she and I (playfully) that reliable transportation with us and let us smoke fought over how to arrange her Unity Candle table at her — though calling a cab whenever in their cabs." wedding. It is weird now to think we once argued over something as trivial as Barbie dolls. always Is a good option. Ali said he tries to take Ki.im All Raza, better care of his loyal customers Technically, her marriage didn't change anything in my life. However, when close friends start getting hitched, it known as Ali, has been a taxi — he even takes calls from ushers the un-wed closer to the next stage of life — that driver in Harrisonburg for them on his personal cell creepy thing called "the real world.'' Here, all of us probably six years. He is employed phone. In fact, it rings off eventually will tie the knot, get real jobs and have to stop by ABC Cab, a three-week- the hook the whole night. drinking five out of seven nights of the week. old company managed by The job. Ali added, keeps his brother, Musa. his spirit young. When asked My friends and 1 always have laughed and said I'll be Ali is a native of about his age, he laughs the last one to get married. But now that it's happened to Pakistan, where he went lo and says, "My age never one of us, who knows ... SYLVA FUXBKE/imo, phou/nplm a private army school and changes. Since six years ago, Lef s back up a smidge. Realize of course that I watched my best friend take a huge, flying leap into the real world — teamed English. Driving my age is 26." Above top: Senior Sylva Florence pose, with her beet friend and I also had the joy, as maid of honor, of being the human taxis is A!i\ first job since All's job also makes Kelly after her wedding. Above below: Kelly and her new he arrived in the United for some very interesting lubricant thai kepi that wedding rolling relatively smoothly. husband, Jacob, share a kits. States six years ago. stories. "I've seen Without the maid of honor, the groom's ring would be "Like any other busi- everything," he said. "I'm MIA, relatives and bridesmaids would be hopping and But somehow — maybe due to the fact that Kelly and I ness, ifs about give and telling you. Everything." skipping down the aisle at a self-determined pace, and the never stopped long enough to cry — I held it together. The take," Ali said. Although he may be best man would have to shoulder the entire after-wedding wedding was perfect and so was the weather (the bride still Ali offers reliable trans- young at heart. Ali knows toast. More importantly, the bride may have been on the doesn't know that it was cloudy with a chance of rain in the portation with excellent where lo draw the line. fritz without my constant presence. wee hours, and that my bright idea of blowing up balloons customer service. In return, "A lot of times some girls Senior Annie Santos was the maid of honor at a friend's at 9 a.m. was only to keep her away from the windows). he earns his clients' trust get drunk every night," he wedding last weekend, and she admitted what irked her So now, I just have to get used to the idea that my best and patronage. said "And I tell them, 'You most was the bride's state of mind. friend no longer is on the market. Thaf s the weird part; "Cabs are an asset to the gotta calm down,' like a big "I'm most worried about her having a breakdown before Kelly is two months older than me and she's less unavail- college population because brother. They listen." the wedding," Santos said. "(I'm worried] something simple able than a parking spot at IMl' they increase safety," junior Ali isn't just a taxi will happen, like a nail breaking, and she'll flip out." Santos also felt a little strange about her friend tying the Sarah Smith said. "They driver. It appears that in his To keep Frazzled Bride Disorder from setting in. knot. "I can't believe she's 21, building a house, graduating decrease drunk driving and career he's been a friend, remember one simple rule — do not, at any time, start and getting married all in the same year. I don't even know there are less people walk- brother, matchmaker, father, crying. If you do, you're screwed — the wife-to-be will be where I'll be six years from now." ing alone at night." psychiatrist and caretaker on the brink of crying a good 72 hours before the wedding The funny thing is, neither do I — I can't really tell you Although Ali works to the people he serves. In and the probability of tears will increase proportionately what I'm doing next weekend, much less next year. The demanding night shifts from short, as Ali proudly puts it, with the proximity of the wedding. other funny thing is 1 caught Kelly's bouquet. 5 p.m. to 5 a.m., he said time "I'm just always there, and Now, also realize that I cried when Wesley and Buttercup Don't get excited just yet — freak accidents happen flies by because he loves his I'm ail theirs." finally re-united in "The Princess Bride," and 1 used about all the time And me finding a husband — at JMU no leas four boxes of Kleenex watching "rJambi." I was screwed. — would be an even freakier event. review ReeL I ReFLections 'Open Water is thrilling, interesting but shallow, not very deep

BY JESSI G»oovEit Immediately, the audience Susan are left behind in the is the ending. 1 honestly can contributing writer realizes that the marriage ocean. Most of the plot fol- M say *hat my friends and I were "Open Water" between Daniel and Susan lows Daniel and Susan's P»& KEY surprised when the credits With romantic getaways, Starring: is strained. Their problems efforts to survive. started rolling, and we won- scuba trips and shark attacks, stem from Susan's job, which The most disturbing part • «•• ImmdWrtl. dered why there was not a the trailer for "Open Water" Blanchard Ryan and remains unknown, and pos- of movie is how easily Daniel ««ptkta*prirft resolution to the movie. looks interesting enough to Daniel Travis sibly a fellow co-worker of and Susan are left behind. • *• VNtafcrthamneofhr It seems like the audience grab the attention of most Susan's that frequently calls One would think a boat tak- xGntor-Vovei is taken through this roller Running time: her. To solve their problems, • • 9«a«1l»«bCTt I 1 thrill-seeking movie lovers, ing people scuba diving on nfin.tto coaster ride, waiting to see a yet. but also it still leaves 79 minutes Daniel and Susan take a trip a regular basis would have final showdown and maybe something to be desired. to the islands and decide to a better system than tallying even the couple suing the The making of the movie, Rated: R scuba dive. people as they come onto the scuba diving boat company, starring Blanchard Ryan «« While Daniel Susan and boat after their dive In fact, by sharks. As the hours pass, but there are many questions (Broken Lizard's Super the rest of the divers are it takes the captain of the boat the couple starts to blame left unanswered. Troopers) as Susan and underwater, a lack of com- at least 24 hours to realize two each other and continually If one still does want to see Daniel Travis (Sex and the While the shaky move- munication leads to an inac- people are missing. rehash the problems within the movie in the theater, see City) as Daniel, seems like an ment and close-up shots of the curate headcount. Everyone It is interesting to see their marriage. an early show. Take my advice independent film, lending a acton seems authentic, it also on the boat is supposedly how the couple handles the Perhaps the most disap- — the continuous water noises realistic touch. makes for a boring movie. counted for, but Daniel and stress of being surrounded pointing aspect of the movie might lull you to sleep. 12 | THE BREEZE | TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 2004 VARIETY Camping relieves day's stress Dancing the night away BY HEATHER HOPKINS equipment should visit UREC, check out the contributing writer Web site at umm.jmu.edulrKmilion or call the As summer winds down and swimming 24-hour UREC hotline at x8-UREC (8732). and sunbathing become a thing of the past, Living in the Shenandoah Valley students and faculty may find themselves provides excellent opportunities for students rabid with cabin fever. But don't worry to camp. The George Washington National too much yet — there still is hope for that Forest is right outside JMU. complete with stretch of eternity before next spring. The a campground for potential outdoorsmen. fall and winter months still yield great out- To find out more about George Washington door adventures. Lessons in camping may National Forest, visit www.southernrtgion. cure the end-of-summer blues. fs.fed.us/gwj. The Shenandoah National Park "I go (camping] because I love being and Skyline Drive Web site, www.nps.gm/ out in nature," junior Kristen Blanco said. slum, provides maps and directions, as well "I especially like going in the fall and late as campsites and other useful information on summer because I like watching the leaves camping and other activities in the area. And change colors, and just being outdoors with finally, to the south, Virginia's famed Natural friends and hiking. Ifs a good getaway from Bridge provides camping for all who wish to the stress of school work." partake in its beauty and history. Campers should have a few things ready After mastering the art of camping, many before the trip beg'ns, especially if it is their people find it to be a very relaxing, fun experi- first outing. An excellent place for students ence. But for even the most prepared camper, to start is at UREC. The equipment center things still go awry. boasts an array of outdoor adventure equip- "1 was camping with a few friends one ment including two-person and four-person weekend." said Hudson Cargill. a Blue Ridge tents, sleeping bags, sleeping pads, stoves Community College student. "Luckily, one and lanterns. All items are available for rent of us brought a tarp to sit underneath for GEARY COX/«™.» plwugnrlm with a JAC card and a deposit fee of about shade, because about three hours into the trip $25. However, the deposit is refunded to it started pouring down rain. Our feet were the customer, provided all rental equipment soaked and there was mud everywhere. But Tht school of thutra and danc* haM lt» Mm Dane* Festival Sept. 2 and 3 at 8 p.m. In the is returned on time and in good condi- we still ended up having a fun time. Moral of UNRwr-SikMfkN Theatre JMU producers and performers from Jane Franklin Dance peformed six modem dance pieces. For a review of the performances, visit www.tne6rBsze.org. tion, according to UREC. Students who use the story — always check the weather forecast UREC's camping and other outdoor activity before camping." TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 2004 I THE BREEZE 113 Scoreboard "The [Southeastern Conference] is a power conference, and we beat two Saturday, Sapt 4, 2004 teams from it back to back." FMtkaH

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FOOTBALL Dukes roll over Lock Haven Rascati, LeZotte combine for four touchdowns in 62-7 win JMU keeps

BY JAMES IRWIN sports editor new offense For the second year in a row, JMU started its football season with a lop- under wraps sided home victory. Red-shirt sophomore running BY MATTHEW STOSS back Maurice Fenner had an 83-yard assistant sports editor touchdown run midway through the second quarter and the Dukes never The gap was evident Saturday eve- looked back, rolling over Lock Haven ning at Bridgeforth Stadium. JMU is University 62-7 Saturday night at Division I-AA. Its first opponent Lock Bridgeforth Stadium. Haven University, is Division II. The Dukes had opened last sea- The Dukes cruised past the Bald son with a 48-6 win over the Liberty Eagles, 62-7. University Flames. "They're a good D-U team," red-shirt Red-shirt sophomore running back sophomore quarterback Justin Rascati Alvin Banks contributed 108 yards said. "We're a I-AA powerhouse or, at rushing and scored two touchdowns. least, 1 think we are with what we've Red-shirt sophomore )ustin Rascati and got. They gave us a good fight." red-shirt senior Matt LeZotte split time But JMU's real fight comes in at quarterback, combining to throw two weeks when the Dukes travel four touchdown passes for the Dukes. to Villanova University to kick off "I thought we played OK," coach Atlantic 10 Conference play. Mickey Matthews said. "I thought Last season, the Wildcats finished our play was spotty and we still have 7-4 overall while posting a 5-4 mark a lot [of work) to do." in A-10 play, and only are a year In the much ballyhooed quarter- removed from a I-AA semifinal playoff back controversy, Rascati earned the appearance in which they lost 39-28 to opening night start before giving way McNeese State University in 2002. to LeZotte on the third offensive pos- "We could definitely improve session. The two alternated for the rest before Villanova," Rascati said. of the game. Rascati finished 10 of 18 But there was a lot to test in for 136 yards and three touchdowns, Saturday's contest. The Dukes come while LeZotte was 8-13 for 121 yards into 2004 with a new look offense and one touchdown pass. — and ifs a new look offense that Matthews made it clear after the future conference opponents are very game that the starting quarterback interested in scouting. job still was open. "We didn't show a lot tonight," "I thought they both played fine," coach Mickey Matthews said. "We Matthews said. "We're going to watch only used four or five defenses and the tape and evaluate both of them." ran about 30 percent of our offense." LeZotte and Rascati agreed with The reason, he said, is that the Matthews. Dukes don't plan to give too much 'It didn't make a difference who away before their Sept. 18 date with started tonight," LeZotte said "Justin AMY PATERSON '/**> nhlar the Wildcats in Villanova, Pa. Rsd-sMrt senior tight and Tom Mdtey turns upfUld during tha first half of JMU's 62-7 victory ovar Lock Havsn "I'm kind of new to this league, set WIN, page U University Saturday night. RkHay flnMwd with four catchaa for 67 yards. so I haven't played against Villanova before," freshman wide receiver L.C. WOMEN'S SOCCER Baker said. "Preparationwise, we didn't show them everything — and I think that's a good thing." However, ifs hard to fully grasp a JMU downs Tide on Argy game winner team's capabilities when playing an oppo- nent that competes in a lesser division. BY JOHN GALLE Argy added that Cebulsjb's goal minutes later to eventually rack up more than just one, as several "Thaf s the only disadvantage I see contributing writer mada il eas\ to gain u«>tn>l of the game a game-winning assist. players shined in this game, he said. in this game," Baker said. "I wasn't Despite outshoorjng Alabama at Once again. Cebulski took it Argy's goal and junior playing against A-10 comers, but I'll be Red-shirt junior forward Kim the half, the Dukes were tied 1-1. down the wing and crossed it low goalkeeper Jessica Hussey's saves mentally ready |to play them]." Argy scored the game-winning goal A free kick awarded to Alabama and to the top of the box to Argy, kept JMU's winning streak alive. As far as what exactly the Dukes for the Dukes late in the second half in the 29* minute (just five minutes who put the finishing touches on "It was a team effort," Hussey are trying to conceal, ifs simple for to beat the University of Alabama after Cebulski's goal) notched the tic. the Dukes' 2-1 victory with only 23 said. Matthews, who said ifs just what JMU 2-1 at the |MU Soccer Complex "We were in control of the game, seconds left to play. According to Lombardo, the plans to do throughout the season. Saturday afternoon. [butl weren't making the best of our "If s frustrating when you have team is right where they need to be, "There's no reason to give a great The game's first score came in chances," coach Dave Lombardo said. control of the game [and are having starting the season 3-0. look," Matthews said. "We felt like we the 23"1 minute off the foot of sopho- Tostart the second half, the Dukes' trouble finishing!" Argy said. "But "The (Southeastern Conference! is didn't need to, to win the game. We more forward Sarah Cebulski. offense held possession on Alabama's we knew we were going to score." a power conference, and we beat two could've used all of [the offensel. but we Cebulski brought the ball dowq end for the first 10 minutes. JMU tallied 16 shots on goal, while teams from it back-to-back," he said. predetermined not to before the game." the field on the wing, cut inside With 29 minutes left to play, Alabama finished with just six. "That adds confidence to this team." And Matthews isn't worried about and beat her defender with a step- Cebulski went down, re-aggravat- "Sarah Cebulski had one of her The Dukes are back in action to the rationing of his offense. over, finishing with a low blast past ing her sprained ankle following a best games of her collegiate career." take on the University of Rhode Island "We crank it up pretty good in prac- the goalkeeper. tackle by an Alabama midfielder. Lombardo said. in their second game of the JMU/ tice so the kids know what's going on," "It was great to start the game After trainers examined her injury, But if Lombardo was to Ranuda Inn Invitational Monday, he said. "We better be ready, because off right," Cebulski said Cebulski returned to the field just 10 distribute game balls, he'd need Sept. 6 at the JMU Soccer Complex. you don't really have a choice."

MEN'S SOCCER Morsink nets two in victory BY JENN CHAPMAN Humphrey, Humphrey touched the but not with the way we played," contributing writer ball left and set Morsink up with his coach Tom Martin said. "We start- second goal of the evening. ed off being very indecisive in the After trailing 21 minutes into "I think 1 had a solid game back and that put a lot of pressure the game, the Dukes, led by soph- tonight, but I had a lot of help," on us. We could have finished omore midfielder Kurt Morsink's Morsink said. "Frankie played a them off much sooner and didn't. two goals, came from behind to great ball when he entered the game, This is something we are going to defeat the St. Joseph's UhtWaHy and the play with Naquin and Bobby have to learn from." Hawks 2-1 in the team's season was exactly what we needed. There Martin added that though opener and game No. 1 of the were other opportunities we should the team had momentum, the JMU/Ramada Inn Invitational have had, but for our first game, I Dukes couldn't score. Men's Soccer Tournament. think we are looking strong." "The other team did a great job The Hawks scored their lone At the end of the first half, on defending, but it was evident goal in the 21st minute, but it was the Dukes had nine shots on goal we were missing the leadership the Dukes who took command for and the Hawks had two. The sec- of graduated players John Trice the rest of the game ond half showed no change as and Rob Overton." Martin said. Two minutes later, only sec- the Dukes finished with 19 shots "However, ifs nice to start the sea- onds after red-shirt freshmen for- while the Hawks took one more son off with a win." ward Frank D'Agostino entered for the rest of the game. The team will travel to the game, he sent a pass to Morsink Though the Dukes outshot the Virginia Tech next weekend, that led to a one-on-one oppor- Hawks, they failed to take the pres- Sept. 10 to 12, for the Virginia tunity with Hawks goalie Chris sure off the defense, keeping the Tech Classic. The Dukes will DeStefano. Morsink capitalized on score of the game close until the face Va. Tech Sept. 10 and then the play and tied the game. final minutes. Sophomore goalie Liberty University two days The game-winning goal came Matt Glaeser came up with a big later. Conference play begins with 3:38 left in the first half on save in the final minute of the next month when the team Sophomoro midfielder Kurt More Ink batttoi for the ball during th« Dukao' 2-1 victory a pass from junior forward Chris game to ensure the team's victory. will square off against Towson ovar St. Joaaph'9 University Friday night. Moralnk scored both JMU goals. Naquin to junior midfielder Bobby "I am happy with the win. University at home on Oct. 1. 14 | THE BREEZE | TUESDAY, SEPT. 7, 2004 SPORTS WIN: Lock Haven no match FIELD HOCKEY for JMU in Dukes' opener Spartans conquer Dukes more corner shots. WIN, from pagr H Bv JEFF TOMIK ended but she admitted Rascati capped a nine-play, "I thought A.B. played pret- staff writer her injury affected her play. "We had series of good did a good job. He did 64-yard drive with a 2-yard ty well" Matthews said. Tie She was hesitant to make passes and worked down what was asked of him and I touchdown run. did a lot of good things tonight. The Dukes suffered a offensive runs because she the field well," senior back thought I played well, too." "I thought I did some good 1 thought he played the best at 6-1 loss Saturday against was afraid that her injury Carrie Smith said. "But we Rascati said, "We knew things tonight," Rascati said. running back." Michigan State University, would inhibit her from need to organize quicker on we were going to get equal "I'm just going to go out there A pair of Rascati touch- the No.5 ranked team in the getting back on defense. defense and in transition." reps. I think overall we're and work hard." down passes to red-shirt soph- final 2003 national poll. The first half ended with Coach Lucas is confident both on the right track." The Dukes scored on their omore fullback Will Patrick The game was tied at the Dukes down 3-0. that playing elite teams like Defensively, the Dukes were next four possessions, highlight- and red-shirt sophomore wide zero when Dukes midfielder Versfeld said, "At half- Michigan State will help the paced by red-shirt freshman ed by rentier's 83-yard touch receiver D.D. Boxley made it Baillie Versfeld went down time, coach told us to work team improve. safety Tony LeZotte, who fin- down run, to take a command- 59-7. Sophomore place kicker with an injury. together, hang in there and "We will be well prepared ished with six tackles. Red-shirt ing 31-7 lead into halftime. David Rabil's second field Michigan State scored take it one goal at a time." for the [Colonial Athletic senior linebacker Trey Townsend JMU opened the second goal of the night rounded out three goals in the next The Dukes came out in Association] because of our had an interception and red-shirt half in the same fashion that the scoring. five minutes in Versfeld's the second half and added strength of schedule," Lucas freshman linebacker Mike Brown it finished the first. "We went out and execut- absence. a goal by Versfeld off a cor- said. had two tackles and a sack. LeZotte engineered an 11- ed tonight" LeZotte said. "I Coach Antoinette Lucas ner shot from senior for- The Dukes will play four "The defense did some good play, 56-yard drive and hit thought we did what we wanted said the team relies heavily ward Alissa Santanna with of the next five games at things tonight," Matthews red-shirt junior wide receiv- to do. Tne bottom line is execu- on Versfeld and that the 30 minutes left. home. During that time, they said. "I think Tony LeZotte is a er Nic Tolley for an 8-yard tion and making plays." team needs to make proper However, the goal was will face Big 10 and Atlantic great player. I think you'll see touchdown pass. On the fol- Tne Dukes have a bye next adjustments when she is off not enough to overcome Coast Conference foes Penn that every Saturday. " lowing possession. Banks week and will head to RiOadelphia. the field. the Spartan offense. The State University and the JMU opened the scor- scored from 3 yards out to P*. to take on VUlanova Unrveisity Versfeld reentered the Dukes were outshot 14 to 5. University of Virginia before ing on its first possession as give the Dukes a 45-7 lead. Sept 18 with kiokoff set for 1 pm game before the first half Michigan State had seven entering their CAA schedule.

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spent the past 11 years taking this particular COURTESY PHOTO to another level — away from the Nothin' Fancy headlines at this Saturday's Valley Bluegrass Festival. stereotypical nasal sound to one of a smoother, contemporary style. "We've all been around music since the early Carolinas to jump on the motor-home more energy. You're able to relate to it a ages," said lead singer Andies, a native of bandwagon and see what has become of lot more than in the past." Timberville. "We have our own sound. Bluegrass the former Appalachian mountain music. . Nothin' Fancy prides itself on the today is not near what it was back in the '60's And it's not the fan base that one might entertainment value of its music. and '70's." come to expect. There still are Bill Monroe sound-alikes out "I had not anticipated the appeal there, and people such as Andies have followed 'O Brother' had for the younger age from the lyrics, which Andies the pluckings of the recently passed Charlie group," said Wayne Bledsoe, editor and writes himself, to shaking hands with Waller since he first picked up a guitar at age 10. founder of the internationally recognized the busload of fans who follow the But since "O' Brother Where Art Thou" was Bluegrass Now Magazine. "They've band, bluegrass devotees won't find it brought to the big screen in 2000, bluegrass become far more appreciative of this surprising that Nothin' Fancy is up for fans have popped up from California to the music. When Ralph Stanley is signing the Best Emerging Artist award by the autographs, there are young kids who International Bluegrass Association just flock to his table." — the equivalent to the Country Music The majority of Bluegrass Now readers Association awards. also are college-educated. "You can be the best musician in the It's not just considered hillbilly music world and, during shows, stare at your anymore, y'all. feet, and it won't be entertaining," It's not Andies said. "We try to get the people on the edge of their seats, thinking, 'What just I f you look at the bluegrass are they gonna do next?' We take our artists out there nowadays, it's music very seriously, but we also have to tremendously diverse," Bledsoe said. entertain." considered "More and more women are taking This Saturday, Reamer is counting on leadership roles. Just look at Allison the popularity of bluegrass music to bring hillbilly Krauss." Third Time Out has more of a all age groups out to the Valley Bluegrass pop-contemporary sound. Festival, which Nothin' Fancy headlines. And then there is "jam grass," where "This is my hometown; it's almost like music bands such as The String Cheese Incident a homecoming for me," Andies said. and Yonder Mountain String Band have "For me, it's a real nice feeling to be able anymore, put together a new form of rock using to come back. There are a lot of fans bluegrass instruments. around here." "It's not just bluegrass in the tradition For more information on the Valley y'all. of Bill Monroe,* said Tim Reamer, Bluegrass Festival, visit www.bhp-va.org. executive director of Broadway For more information on other area Hometown Partnership, the organization bluegrass festivals this month, see the responsible for this year's second annual calendar on page 10 or visit www. Valley Bluegrass Festival. "It's got a lot thebreeze.org. neigh borhood September 7- October 4,2004 | Ik la carte Downtown Turnaround Take the tour You Made It! Recent revitalization efforts breathe new life into downtown Harrisonburg 164 S. Main St. Hours: Mon.-Sat. lla.m.-7p.m. BY CAITE WHITE Community gives old and new businesses has owned Downtown Books since 1976, Merchandise: Paint your own senior writer pottery, and they'll fire it in a kiln alike hope for the future. Amanda Monger, remembers when the heart of Harrisonburg for you who opened Downtown Wine & Gourmet was a bustling mecca of the city. For the first time ever, an orientation with her husband Jay and friend Jeb "In the early '90s, downtown kind of did a Shenandoah Bicycle Co. bus from JMU took freshmen on a tour of Swarzentruber in July, is looking forward nosedive," he said. "But now that we've gotten 135 S. Main St. downtown Harrisonburg. "The merchants, to getting involved with HDR. "Finally Hours: Mon.-Fri. llajn.-7p.m. hooked up into the Main Street program, that's Merchandise: Bicycles, tires, Downtown Renaissance staff and I were someone is looking out for downtown and going to help downtown a lot." equipment and accessories hoping that by touring the town immediately, downtown business owners," she said. One of the most important features of the students would recognize and remember Bumbaugh agreed that watching downtown and Harrisonburg in general is its Silver Gems some of what downtown H-burg has to over downtown is exactly what this 16 Newman Ave. small-town ambiance. There is a growing need Hours: lues.-Wed.. Fri. 10a.m.- offer," said C.J. Brodrick, assistant professor organization will do for merchants in for that [small town] feeling and Harrisonburg 5p.m., Sat. 12p.m.-5p.m. of Integrated Science and Technology. central Harrisonburg, and encourages could be like that, Bumbaugh said. Merchandise: Silver jewelry, body Since August 2003, Eddie Bumbaugh, JMU students to get involved as well. The Monger said, "I look at Charlottesville and piercing, basic jewelry-making classes executive director ofHarrisonburg Downtown resurgence of interest in downtown helps Staunton and I think, *We could look like that!' Renaissance, has worked furiously with city officials understand the growing need I just can't wait until we get to that point." Wish You Were Here other members of the organization to help to improve it, he said. Many downtown Though Harrisonburg may not seem to 10 Newman Ave. downtown Harrisonburg become one of business owners agree. be on the same page as Charlottesville or Hours: Thurs.-Sat. 10a.m.-4p.m. or 20 Virginia Main Street Communities. On "A lot of times, I'll get students in Staunton quite yet, there still are reasons to by appointment August 24, that very thing happened. Merchandise: Vintage jewelry and here that say, 'Shoot, I wish I would have take a trip down Main Street. collectibles, handmade items; an *Now that we are part of this group, we come in sooner. I'm a senior now and I'm "Shopping downtown is something eclectic mix of old and new have state resources to help," Bumbaugh said, graduating!'" said Kathy Mills, Laughing every student should explore," Mills said. 'This means we'll improve the appearance, Dog co-owner. "I think there are a lot of "There are so many things down here that Polly's Gifts plant life and economiac development of places like that downtown." 102 S. Main St. have yet to be discovered and are unique Hours: Tues.-Thurs. 9a.rn.-3p.ni., downtown Harrisonburg." Laughing Dog,al5-year-oldestablishment, and different. 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Best Ice Cream Bruster's Real Ice Cream is located at 221 University Blvd. On any given day, the store makes a minimum of 24 fresh flavors on the premise, with 140 flavors available altogether, according to store owner Tim O'Neill. If that's not enough, you can call ahead a new flavor and it will be ready for you to pick up the next day.

Best Live Entertainment Mainstreet Bar & Grill has live college bands on Tuesdays and a disc jockey on Thursdays and Fridays. Entrance also is free for ladies over 21 on Thursdays and Fridays. The bar is lo- cated at 153 S. Main St. A list of bands visiting Mainstreet can be found on its Web site, www. mainstreetrocks. com.

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BY JAKE COYLE Associated Press Cradle," which is paced by a "glug, glug" sample of what might as well be the emptying of a gallon Bjork has said she finds her best, most bottle of water. loved music has been the songs she was selfish Speaking of water, the first single from in making. On her latest, the Icelandic chan- the disc is "Oceania," a tune Bjork crafted for teuse has cast out even the instruments. Bjork's the Olympics opening ceremony. It is a bizarre, seventh album, "Medulla," which refers to the watery song of jumbled waves of vocal samples. Video Music spinal cord in Latin, gets to the heart of the When Bjork performed the song in Athens, she marrow, so to speak. wore an ice blue gown that flowed out like water Awards Winners The singer has pared away nearly all but _ reminiscent in its uniqueness to the infamous the voices _ hers and those of backing choirs and swan dress she wore to the Oscars in 2001. Associated Press vocalists. But this largely a cappella performance On this conglomeration of vocal cords, is no Bobby McFerrin record. it makes sense that even Rahzel of The Roots The sound is other worldly. Bjork croons shows up. For years, Rahzel's imitation of a DJ Video of the yean OutKast, "Hey Ya!" above layers of mixed and unmixed vocals and mixing has been making hip-hop fans exclaim, Beet pop Video: No Doubt, "It's My the background of two choirs: a soaring, angelic "That's his voice?" Life" one, and a deep, baritone chorus that could easily Still, it is easy to miss the usual dichotomy Beet rap video: Jay-Z, "99 Problems" double as the voice of God or a cranky whale. of Bjork's past albums, with fierce electronics swirl- Bjork's voice, it must be said, in its wild, ing around her unbridled energy. It is no coinci- Best female voice: Beyonce, "Naughty unpredictable fluctuations of soaring soprano dence that the most exciting tracks here, "Where Girl" and devastating frankness, is one of few that is the Line" and "Who Is It," both contain more Best male video: Usher featuring Lil' deserves such a spotlight. percussion and instrumentation than the others. Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" There are moments when her voice Though "Medulla" may not be as Best RAB video: Alicia Keys, "If I Ain't melds on top of the others, building into a frenzy dynamic as Bjork's past albums, the minimalist Got You" of sound. The best example of this is "Mouths sound is undeniably beautiful. Best rock video: Jet, "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" Breakthrough video: Franz Ferdinand, "Take Me Out" Beet drecton Mark Romanek, "99 Problems" Best special Effects: OutKast, "Hey Ya!" Best art droctton: OutKast, Hey Ya!" Best sifting: Jay-Z, "99 Problems" Best cinematography: Jay-Z, "99 Problems" COURTESY OF BILLBOARD.COM Beet choreography: Black Eyed Peas, "Hey Mama" 1. "loan Back" by Terror Squad Best Dance video: Usher, featuring Lil' 2. "Sunshine" by lil Hip featuring Lea Jon & Ludacris, "Yeah!" Best hip-hop video: OutKast, "Hey 3. "Goodies" by Clara featuring Petey Pablo Ya!" 4. my Place" by Nelly featuring Jahelm Best group video: No Doubt, "It's My 5. Turn Me On" by Kevin little featuring Spragga Benz Life" 6. "Slew Motion" by Juvenile featuring Soulja Slim Best new artist In a video: Maroon 5, "This Love" 7. "Dip It Lew" by Christina Mlllan MTV2 award: Yellowcard, "Ocean Av- 0. "Pieces of Me" by Asblee Simpson enue" 0. "Move Ya Body" by Nina Sky featuring Jabba Viewer's Choice: Linkin Park, "Breaking 10. if l Aim Got You" by Alicia Keys the Habit" calendar September 7- October 4, 2004 |& la carte J^ytrippin Students, residents take the plunge at Blue Hole

BY SYLVA FLORENCE be on your left, located offers a picturesque little senior writer between two signs. Park swimming hole with a your car before the first large boulder to jump .. Anyone craving a lit- sign (there will be a pull- off. The leap into the tle time in the great out- out and usually other pool is what most stu- doors with friends and cars parked along the dents love best about the an opportunity to swim side of the road). experience. or sunbathe should be If you look down Plenty of room on pacified at Blue Hole. from the road, Blue Hole either side of the hole A hidden spot only will be located below invites picnics, people known to local residents you in the woods down watching, fishing, hiking and students, Blue Hole a steep hill, and beside a sunbathing or just plain offers a little something very large boulder. hanging out. for everyone. There's a season for What to stuff Distance from the everything... in your bag: 'Burg: Your best bet for an Grab a swimsuit, About 20-25 minutes to outing to Blue Hole sunscreen, a towel, a drive about 12 miles would be at the peak of camera, some water and summer so the water isn't maybe a snack. Road map for goose bump-inducing. Also, wear shoes dummies: To dodge the crowds, that have good tread and won't get too slip- Coming from' the go on a weekday after- pery when they're wet JMU campus, get on noon rather than going because the trek to the South Main Street head- Saturday or Sunday. hole is a little steep and ing towards downtown. a tad bit far from the Take a left on Cantrell Why ifs worth parking area. Avenue-onto South High the gas: Street? Follow South Chances are, if High Street to the light you aren't enrolled at Who should fill up at West Market Street JMU or EMU or if you your car: (33 West). haven't grown up in the Blue Hole is perfect Take a left onto West Shenandoah Valley, you for a group of friends Market Street and fol- probably won't know on a hot summer day. low it for approximately about Blue Hole. The hole also could be SYLVA FLORENCE/se/uor photographer 12 miles. After you go It's a local secret charming for a couple of through Rawley Springs, that's only slightly well lovebirds looking for a Above top: Students take a breather between Jump- ing and swimming. Above below: Junior Carlos Novak you will go back into the kept — and that's part nice swim outdoors and takes a leap from the rock Into Blue Hole. woods and Blue Hole will of its charm. Blue Hole a pretty sunset.

TOUR, from page 4 Hours: Mon.-Sat. 9a.m.-6p.m. Downtown Wine & Gourmet Continuing the Tour... Merchandise: Postcards, new and Touch of the Earth 20 W. Water St. used books, art note cards, posters, Laughing Dog buttons and gifts items Market St. Hours: Mon.-Sat. 10a.m.-7p.m. 14 E. Water St. Farmer's Market and Flea Market Hours: Tue., Th., Fri., Sat. 11a.m. Merchandise: Beverages, crack- - 6 p.m.; Wed. llba.m. - 4 p.m. Hours: Mon. - Fri. 10a.m. - 5p.m. ers, pasta, rice, coffee, chips, local Local farmers and merchants Warfel's Chocolate and cheeses Water Street parking deck Merchandise: Beads, hcmp.inccnsc, Merchandise: Beautiful silver jew- silver elry, incense, tapestries; also screen- Downtown Books Hours: Fourth Saturday of every printing services available on the month, 7a.m.-lp.m. premises 49-B W. Water St.

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12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Rockingham Ballet The Pub Blackfriar Playhouse Theatre Nutcracker Edinburg Ole Time African-American Festival Heritage Festival auditions Carbon Leaf in concert 2 p.m. "The Merchant of Venice" Gypsy Hill Park Godwin Hall at JMU 9 p.m. No admission price Winchester 7:30 p.m. "A Midsum- Downtown area From2-4p.m. mer Night's Dream" Continues through 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sept. 19 Also continues on Sept. 19

19 20 21 22 23 24 25 African-American "A Midsummer Night's 9th Annual The Little Grill Appalachian Blue Heritage Festival Dream" Rockbridge Food and Special Ed & Grass Picker Jerry Wine Festival The Short Bus Harmon Edinburg Ole' Time 10:30 a.m. Festival Live music, wine tast- 9 p.m. 8 p.m. Blackfriar's Playhouse ing, etcetera Big Game and Cost: $7 Rockbridge Food & Wine Sportsman Fair Annual International Festival, Lime Kiln Lime Kiln in Shenandoah Caverns festival H-"Burg Fairgrounds See Sept. 23 for details Demolition Derby Hillandale Park Sept. 25 Harrisonbura 26 28 29 30 1 2 27 • Blackfriar's Sad Lives of Hollywood The Pub The Little Grill Playhouse Lovers, Races to April, The Field Machine and Brothers Lopez and Rock Show: Left of Kim Angelis Crash Everest Life of the Commen Nowhere and other Concert bands Mainstreet Bar & Grill 9 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 9 p.m. Cost: $5

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