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1989 Vol. 14 No. 6 Contents Page Governors and Staff 2 School Authority, Salvete and Editorial 3 Staff Notes 4 Speech Day 5 House Reports 6 Chapel Notes 17 Music 19 D rama 23 Outings and Activities 28 Sports 44 C.C.F. 68 Valete 74 Strathallian Club 78

Editors: Mrs Adam Callum Drummond Catherine Burns Philip Laing Alex Johnston Emma MacNamara Elizabeth Reekie Nicola Robb Photographs: Special thanks to Mr Burgess

I Governors Chairman J. W. Dinsm ore, f r ic s A. Logan Esq. R. S. Peters, m a . A. A. Arneil G. S. Lowden, m a, LL.b., ca. Dr Angus Kennedy J. J. Blanche, CA. His Honour Judge J. McKee, BA, q c , (University of Glasgow) D. C. Fulton, m c , b l , ws W. A. McMillan, BL. Mrs K. M. Walker I. 0 . Jones, MA, LL.B, WS. A. M. Nicoll Esq Dr A. P. D. Wilkinson Professor J. L. King, m a . PhD, f i m a . Professor I. W. Noble (University of Edinburgh) Professor J. W. Parsons, BSc, PhD. Bursar and Clerk to the Governors Mrs A. Laing (University of Aberdeen) W. A. Bullard, ACIS, m bim

HEADMASTER C. D. Pighills, MA (Cantab)

TEACHING STAFF SUBJECT H. C. Addison, MA (St Andrews) Physics Housemaster Leburn D. J. Barnes, BA (Loughborough) Geography G. A. Bolton, BA. MSc (Leeds) Chemistry/Music Head of Department J. L. Broadfoot, BA (Leeds) English Head of Department J. S. Burgess, BSc (Manchester) Mathematics J. F. Clayton, BA (Leicester) French C. N. Court, BEd (Southampton) English S. M. Cullen, MA, M.Litt (Oxon) Economics/Politics Head of Department N. T. H. Du Boulay, BA (Warwick) History Housemaster Simpson A. L. K. Dutton, Cert. Ed. (St John s. York) Jnr. Chemistry/Physics P. K. Elliot, BSc (Manchester) Design/Technology Head of Department Miss E. A. England, b a (Oxon) Geography T. C. G. Fairbairn, m a (Oxon) French Second Master J. N. Ford, BSc (London) Biology Housemaster Nicol J. Forster, BA (Leeds) English Housemaster Woodlands D. R. Giles, BA (Warwick) Mathematics K. Glimm. MA (Bcrlin/Keil/Edinburgh) French/German P. R. A. Green, MA (Edinburgh) Geography T. S. Goody, BSc (Durham) Mathematics Head of Department M. Gray BSc (Durham) Physics Head of Science P. J. S. Keir, BEd (College of St Paul & Mary) English P.E. I. J. Keith, BEd (Dundee College Education) English G. Kitson, BSc (Aberdeen) Mathematics Rev. T. G. Longmuir, MA (Oxon). BEd Chaplain Head of Department Mrs P. MacKillop, MA Litt. (Glasgow) Spanish/French Dr. M. P. McLay, PHd (Glasgow) Music/German T. J. MacLeod, DA (Aberdeen) Art Head of Department Miss L. H. Neale, MA (Edinburgh) History/Music A. M. Pearson, m a (Oxon) Chemistry G. H. S. Pengelley, b a (Bristol) History Head of Department A. N. Phillips, B.Ed (Leeds) CDT R. J. W. Proctor, MA (St Andrews) History Housemaster Freeland B. Kaine, BA (Durham) History Housemaster Ruthven D. J. Ralfs, BSc (Nottingham) Mathematics F. N. Reed, BA (Reading). GRSM, ARCO. LRAM Music Head of Department G. R. M. Ross, BSc (Nottingham) Biology/Computers Miss L. J. Smith, BEd (Dunfermline) P.E. Housemistress I horn ban k D. R. Sneddon, BSc (Strathclyde) Mathematics C. D. Stewart, BSc (Manchester) Physics Head of Department A. C. W. Streatfield-James, m a (Oxon) French/German A. Thomson, BA (Aberystwyth) English/History Housemaster Riley P. M. Vallot, BA (Napier) Chemistry/Biology C. N. Walker, (BSc (Aberdeen) Biology Head of Department R. N. Wallace, BSc (Brunei) Design/Technology A. J. H. Wands, MA (St Andrews) Geography Head of Department Mrs J. Watson, BA (Leeds) French/Russian Head of Department D. A. R. Williams, MA (Cantab) Careers M. Wilson, r n C.D.T. PART-TIME TEACHING STAFF Mrs E. Adam, b a (Dublin) English Mrs E. Hamilton, MA (Aberdeen) Chemistry Mrs D. J. Balnaves, m a (Edinburgh) Geography/English Mrs D. Hunter, d a (Dundee) Art Mrs C. Broadfoot Games Mrs L. J. Innes, BSc (Aberdeen) Science Mrs E. D. Buchan, (Jordanhiil) Games Mrs S. Lamont, (Dunfermline) Games Mrs J. Forbes, b a (Aberdeen) English Mrs I. I. McFarlane. MA (Edinburgh) English Mrs P. M. Forster, BA (Manchester) English Mrs F. N. Ninham b a (St Andrews) Mathematics/French Medical Officer A. Forsyth, MB. ChB, D.Obst.. MRCGP, RCOG.

2 School Authority

Captain of School K. Arnott

Head of Freeland T. S. Christie Head ofLeburn K. C. Dinsmore HeadofNicol A.H.Dow Head of Ruthven D A. MacKay Head of Simpson M R.Logan Head of Woodlands K. J. Salters

School Prefects

L. Y. Burton R. A. Jones F. D. Dalrymple A. J. Robertson B. A. Tilley SALVETE

RILEY HOUSE LEBURN HOUSE SIMPSON HOUSE G. J. Aykroyd, T. H. H. Edwards, S. K. G. Anderson, N. C. G. Dobson, H. M. Barker, P. P. Chubb, M. F. B. Frost, Jones, K. Miller, D. Robertson, J. D E. L. Dodd, S. E. Harrod, P. R. K. R. Kirkland, A. G. J. Macmillan, A. Sandham, E. O. Sutherland, B. S. Ward, Henderson, S. B. Jacobsen, G. Johan- J. Milne, R. J. Morris, F. La Quiante, A. H. Baird, R. C. Dover, K. M. Kirimi, C. nessen, J. Osborne, N. J. R. Russell, J. D. Stevens. M. Maclean, R. C. Pearman, T. Sang, A. D. A. Tyrell. THORNBANK HOUSE R. J. Chown, R. H. Coldwell-Horsfall, T. A. Croll, A. D. Milne, J. D. Barr, S. E. H. Campbell, D. M. A. Dalrymple, R. Fairbairn, A. S. Gibson, M. P. C. J. Donnelly, A. Edmonds, F. E. Govind, N. P. Grosset, P. Kelly, P. Griffiths, C. C. Healy, D. Muir, K. B. Larkin, A. A. MacDonald, K. A. NICOL HOUSE MacDonald, J. M. MacDonald, D. Meldrum, R. N. Milne, E. M. Nicolson, MacKay, D. W. MacLeod, A. W. Mac­ R. K. A rm um gan/R . Bell, A. J. B. Millan, G. McLellard, F. H. McMaster, E. N. Procter, S. J. Semple, A. M. Bennet, N. A. Blatherwick, J. D. Hen­ Smith, R. E. Tilford, C. F. Wilson, L. J. N. C. D. Morley, D. R. M. Paterson, M. derson, M. K. A. Ross. A. W. Smith, E. J. D. Southcott, G. C. S. Young. Wood, M. J. Bruce, K. Buchanan, S. C. WOODLANDS HOUSE Cocksley, L. E. Henderson, K. L. Hodgson, L. Ironside, J. C. Matheson,. G. H. Barr, K. T. Bishop, K. Bowden, J. L. A. MacMullan, E. A. Outlaw, H. J. B. Breves, S. A. Cust, A. Griffith, K. S. Swinn. A. R. McGregor, O. Wands. RUTHVEN HOUSE Haslam, L. C. Haslam, J. Kelly, S. Lindsay, P. J. Matthews, G. C. McAvoy, D. D. Breves, A. B. Gibson, M. S. N. C. Miller, H. P. Moore, S. L. A. FREELAND HOUSE Gilliver, R. McNally, N. J. Thompson, Murray, E. A. Nicholson, C. V. Proctor, C. S. Adam, R. T. Christie, H. E. E. B. D. Webb, S. J. Chown, R. J. C. L. A. L. Quarry, S. A. B. Ralston, C. M. Von Kopp-Colomb, H. A. B. Duncan, S. Ionides, I. Lennie, J. P. A. MacDonald, S. Silver, J. E. Simpson, L. Sandilands, C. R. Gray, A. D. Bruce-Jones, J. F. A. M. MacLeod, Q. T. S. Robb, W. H. J. E. Scouller, P. V. Smith, M. J. S. Meiklejohn. Sangster. Thomson, K. J. Turner. EDITORIAL A mystery greater than that of why We can easily be convinced that rugby editorial that the magazine is a near­ editorials are written is that of why is played — muddy strip provides the perfect record of a year at Strathallan by editorials are read. Does the readership evidence; that construction work is hap­ promising that it all happened — even if of “The Strathallian” even know that pening — the noise of drills is fair what is included below is only the there is an editorial, underneath all the testimony; but it is not so easy to certify skeleton of the school. The flesh and Latin words and lists of names? Should that opinions expressed are genuine. The blood goes unrecorded and is really, for we instead use the space to air our magazine censors itself. Writers are only whatever reason, unrecordable. grievances, to construct theories of edu­ too aware that they will be read, and by For providing, however, these bare cation, or to slip in a quick ‘Hello whom. The sub-editors are afraid that the bones, which are more important to your Mum.’? This is not, presumably, why articles may be of a certain proven type average subversive then he cares to people read editorials. and that our lot at Strathallan is por­ admit, we have all the contributors to We would like to suggest that, in fact, trayed as a staid or traditional one. And thank. We are grateful to masters and readers are looking for some kind of so it is — but even living within a strict pupils for everything written about, notice of the magazine’s authenticity: an framework we like to imagine ourselves photographed, sketched or sworn at for assurance that it was written by real with the traditional ‘guts’, which in this the sake of this year’s effort. And an people, and took up real time and real case is a realistic assessment of our effort it is — we are all really here and paper, and that they all survived intact. If situation: the school has its fair share of partaking of a broad education. It takes a reading the magazine evokes a particular professional subversives, who are not lot out of us, especially learning the art of year at one school, then the editorial is fully committed enough to bother being meeting deadlines. the guarantee that things actually did great contributors to "The Strathallian.” Catherine Burns take place. So we may indicate here in the

3 STAFF NOTES For the second year running we say French and German throughout the Bank. His replacement this September is “Goodbye" to a small number of leavers School, but there was also a matter of Dr Margaret McLay who has a joint from the Common Room and again girls' games on five afternoons a week degree in Music and German and will be "Welcome" to slightly more new mem­ and incidently we were also short of a a resident Tutor in Thornbank, the new bers. If, in a Common Room of approxi­ House Tutor. In the early years of girls at Girls' House, the Housemistress of mately fifty full-time and eleven part time Strathallan Jan seemed to cope almost which will be Miss Lyn Smith. staff, five members leave each year then single handed. However, with the arrival The introduction of Politics officially, the average length of stay is ten years — of her own family, she now feels that her as part of the History Department, not a bad stint in a vvorld which seems place must be at home. We will miss her increased the teaching load there and so more and more to encourage “tur­ contribution. Mrs Pauline McKillop is Miss Lorna Neale joins us via Glasgow nover"! joining the Language Department, hav­ and York universities to teach History Peter Barker has thus broken all the ing returned to her native Perthshire via together with some music and to be the rules for he retired in January from his Canada and we look forward to the second House Tutor in Thornbank. position as Head of Chemistry and gradual introduction of Spanish teaching Mr Round after two years in the Science after twenty nine years at Strath­ into the School. C.D.T. department is looking for a allan; his contribution to the School is Mr Coombs leaves the Geography different atmosphere in which to radiate more appropriately covered elsewhere. Department to take a promoted post at his waves of different lengths and is He has been replaced as Head of St Anne's, Windermere. Martin Coombs replaced by Mr A. Phillips, a Yorkshire- Chemistry by Mr G. Bolton, who as a will be the first to admit that he is not a man, whose family lives in Bridge of former Director of Music and Cathedral games player — unless a late conversion Earn. Mrs Irene McFarlane who came organist, has brought some welcome help to Common Room cricket counts — but last year at short notice to help in the to Mr Reed, as well as some new ideas he cannot have had a spare moment since English Department is extending her into the Chemistry Department. Mr he arrived at School two years ago, what part-time temporary post to almost full Gray has become the Head of Science with Social Services, the Stage, Life time. Mrs Christine Grant leaves after and Mr Stewart, Head of the Physics Saving, D. of E., Scottish Dancing, helping us to tide over a bulge in the department. House Tutoring and his post as Fire Biology Department. Although officially Mrs Carratt, who leaves the Languages Officer. He will be missed. Mr P. Green retired some five years ago, Philip department, has kept most of the rules! It returns to Scotland to join the Geogra­ Hewson, after his recent illness, has scarcely seems ten years ago that Mrs phy Department and help with games, decided to move South to be nearer Carratt and I were sitting in the sun particularly rugby. family. overlooking the Lawn one summer holi­ At the end of Summer '88 Mr Harris, Those leaving do so with our thanks days and I was tentatively pointing out to the then Assistant Director of Music, and good wishes; those arriving have our her that not only would she be teaching decided to leave teaching and join the warmest welcome.

Dr McLay, Mr Phillips, Miss Neale and Mrs McKillop. Mr Ballon and Mr Green. SPEECH DAY

School speech day was held on the 27th ment. He announced that the new GCSE PRIZES — MAY 1989 May, with the industrialist. Sir Norman examinations have yet to settle down The Smith Cup for Captain of School Macfarlane. as Guest of Honour. The fully, but in 1988. the school pass rate — Keith Arnott. Chairman of the Governors. Mr J. W. was twice the national average. From The Houston Prize for All Round Dinsmore. opened the proceedings with 1989/90 onwards, the school will be Merit — Keith Dinsmore. details of changes in the governing body: offering an extra GCSE to IV/Vth The Scanlon Cup for Merit (Girls) — Professor Robert Rankin, from the formers. In the period 1987/88. some Karen Salters. University of Glasgow, having been 90% of Strathallian Vlth form leavers Dux — John Sloan. replaced after 15 years by his colleague. went on to further education. 8 to The William Tattersall Art Prize — Dr. Angus Kennedy. Oxbridge and some 60 to university. Pass Marion Gritten. Mr Dinsmore then dealt with the rates at A and II level were 92% and The Robert Barr Memorial Prize for financial position of the school, which, he 86% respectively. At A level a further Music — Dirk Paterson. said, was the “strongest ever". This subject has been introduced with the The Patrick Grandison Prize for strength had enabled continued invest­ arrival of politics in the syllabus. Life Strings — Philip Walker. ment in buildings and facilities: the new outside academic study continues to The Wilfred Hoare Senior Reading girls' house; the boys' accommodation flourish, with the world rugby/hockey Prize — Louisa Mackenzie. and replacement language-learning tour being a highlight. James van Beuse- The Richard Moffat Prize for History laboratory — all being part of the kom appeared for Scottish Schoolboys at — Andrew Marshall. large-scale capital investment pro­ rugby, and Sheelagh Gordon won 8 caps The David Bogie Prize for Economics gramme being undertaken by the school. at hockey. Music, drama, the Pipe Band. — Fraser Fyfe. Less profitable outlay had come in the Duke of Edinburgh and the CCF con­ The Lord Kincraig Prize for English — form of the poll tax. Perhaps unsurpris­ tinue to offer opportunities for develop­ Louisa Mackenzie. ingly. he announced that fees are to rise ment for many pupils. Geography — Nicola Maxwell. in the new academic year. The Chairman Sir Norman Macfarlane said he was French — Louisa Mackenzie. of the Governors paid tribute to the glad to be breathing the clear air of German — Craig Glimm. Bursar, and the Finance Committee, Scotland, after a week's toil in the fug of Mathematics — Robert Jones. under Mr Jones, for their skill in manag­ London; although it was some years since Chemistry — Katherine Haines. ing the school's finances. The school's he had last visited Strathallan as a Physics — Katherine Haines. reputation was steadily growing and. schoolboy. The Guest of Honour strove Biology — Nicola Maxwell. thought Mr Dinsmore. would continue to to give his audience some hints as to the Art — Philip Walker. do so; thanks was due to the Headmaster paths to commercial greatness. These Craft Design Technology — Andrew and all his staff. are. apparently, many and varied; and Lasota. The Headmaster brought the impor­ success comes to all who have the thirst tance of the Educational Reform Act to for it. his own preference for polished the attention of the guests by referring to shoes bing one concrete point that it as being the' educational New Testa­ budding entrepreneurs could do well to ment to the 1944 Butlerite Old Testa­ remember.

5 DIVISIONS RILEY SUNGLASSES The divisional idea was only started THE YOYO CRAZE I just thought I'd tell you about two years ago. Up to that time a ‘gnome’ something you may have seen at the who was good at something had the As the term “spins" on to the “end of parent-teachers’ meeting which took chance to do things either for himself or the string”, place at the beginning of May. for the school. If you were a boy and We have some important news to bring, You may have noticed teachers sport­ good at rugby then you could play for the O f Riley and the yoyo craze. ing pairs of sunglasses — but with a U.13 team. If you were a girl and good at Which hit us in the summer days. difference. These sunglasses are small hockey you could help the girls' team perspex models about the size of a defend their unbeaten record. A girl or The snow, much wished for, never came. pen-top, and come in many different boy who was good at work or tried very Only heavy clouds and rain upon rain; colours. These glasses originated from hard could achieve excellent ‘Form Somewhere in the deepest, darkest store, Mr Keir and became a ‘teachers’ trend’. Orders’ and be rewarded with the pri­ Yoyos multiplied, secretly, galore. vilege of working in the library. Then He says, believe it or not, that they came ‘Divisions’ and now Riley is come from an optician who wasn't doing While boys played rugby in the wind, divided up into four Divisions made of very well. Mr Keir rescued him by telling Girls played hockey, captained by Lynn; different people from different forms. him that he needed an emblem. So he The yoyos sat in big brown boxes. The Divisions compete against each stuck a large pair of glasses outside his Next to some apples. (They were Cox's). other not only in academic work but in shop and also had some made into sports as well and that includes anything miniatures as advertisement. from table tennis, five-a-side football, The Spring term came, the rain kept Personally we think this story is a load tennis, snooker to rounders and cricket. falling, of baloney! The names of the Divisions are Dron, There was no skiing, how appalling! The other story, the one about Aliens Dupplin, Balmanno and Glenearn and Still the yoyos sat in boxes. invading the world, is much more likely. the Housemasters in charge are Mr Keir, Next to the apples, which were Cox's. Mr Keith, Mr Sneddon and Mr Ralfs. Before this crisis occurred. Mr Keir The divisional heads are Paul Johnston, (being psychic) realised what was going Lynn MacLennan. Ewan Ovenstone and The Summer term came, we hoped for on and produced the glasses in mass to Stewart Anderson. sun, protect everybody from the alien powers' rays. Whatever Division you are in, you are For the 2nd form camping which was to bound to find something you are good at. come, Not everybody is with the movement, If it is football, it wouldn’t be just the Cricket matches, rounders too, however. One or two teachers still sit boys who would be asked, the girls would Second form science, trips to the zoo. hunched over their mark books. In their have a chance too, if they were any good. opinion the sunglasses are stupid and the The most exciting of the activities are teachers who wear them are immature the plays. Balmanno won this year with The yoyos invaded, first in tens. and childish. Multiplying fast, and then, and then, the production of ‘Sleeping Bottle’. The Yet the sunglasses could really be They overran Riley, until every boy. main character was Steven Buchan who described as the emblem of the summer H ad one — the favourite toy. played the part of the ‘Sleeping Beauty’. term. They have been helpful in more Everything is for marks, even form than one way: they are making their orders, so everything is always go and at So now as the term draws to a close, appearance on an important showpiece the end of the year the division with the We’re seeing less and less yoyos. next term (the Narvonne Tour Sweatshirt most points wins a trophy. The senior school beckons, so severe! and T-Shirt) and they are symbols to Even if you aren’t good at athletics and We won’t have time for this, next year. show that the wearer is a Strathallan you are picked to represent your division, teacher. you try hard and do your best. Even if you come last, the personal achievement However, although these glasses were of finishing is great. No-one ever feels a smash-hit at the beginning of term, the left out and wherever you come you get AND craze — like what is happening with points so you feel you have done some­ yo-yos — is dying out. thing to help your division. When you get MORE LINES Undoubtedly another trend will good form orders there is also a sense of replace it and history will repeat itself as achievement because every plus you get Dorm riot usual. is a mark for your Division. Missing slippers Fingle’s quiet Yucky kippers! FROM THE GIRLS LINES Tig down the valley Watching “Neighbours” FROM THE NEW Teacher’s marking Losing books Matron’s difflam Boring lessons BOYS Kivie’s barking Nasty looks! Blazers stained Lectures, talks Muddy shoes Choir practice Pillow fights, Noisy nights Tennis coaching Midnight walks Blocked up loos Hockey tactics. Broken lights. Bursting pipes.

Morning duties Walkmen blaring Masters bellow early prep Water’s off! Major beating More detention Everyone’s skiving Lyndsey’s cello I’m all wet! With a cough. Quick house meeting.

6 BOYS’ SPORT GIRLS’ SPORT

RUGBY As you may have worked out, hockey catch the bus to take us out to Lochore. The U13s had quite a successful and netball are the main two sports for us Lochore is where the stables are situated. season, only losing three games out of girls. We have teams for these two sports We spend the afternoon getting lessons, eight. They put on a good show at most and play a fair number of matches jumping or going on hacks. Then we have of the games, especially at Merchiston, throughout the course of the first two to come back for late teas, then on to where a late try made it 10-12 against. terms. One hockey match was against prep. Of course, if you choose not to go Paul Johnston captained well, Jonathan Laurel Bank . . . it wasn’t a fine day, but riding, then you play squash for the Wallace scored some excellent individual the match went on as planned. We were afternoon games session in the Strath­ tries and James Reekie tackled fiercely. barely 2 minutes into the game when we allan squash courts, which are at the side had scored our first goal. And from there of the dining hall. HOCKEY it went on, goal after goal, after goal, until On a Wednesday, we go down to the Hockey this year was just as strong as the game ended with a final score of 13-0! athletics track where we take part in the last year. The team chopped-and- Rowena Taylor, our centre forward, 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, long changed a bit, because of illness and scored 8 of the thirteen goals, virtually one jump, high jump and shot putt. This injuries. (Girls, at one point, had to be after the other. It was a very enjoyable takes most of the afternoon, but if we do brought in to cover for the sick!). The game!! finish fairly early, then most of us are off team did not manage an undefeated We were an unbeaten team throughout back to Riley to play on the tennis courts. season, but still put on a brave effort. the whole season and in total, adding up We don't actually get taught how to play This year, Riley was defending the all the goals from all the different tennis for a fixed games session, but the ‘hockey sixes’ title. They put on a brave matches, we had: For 43 goals, and tennis courts are always there waiting to effort but failed on sudden death penal­ Against: 2 goals. be used, so we all go out in our free time ties in the semi-finals. Loretto went on to During the spring and autumn terms, or during actives when we’ll have a fun win. Jonathan Wallace captained the side when the weather is bad (or just for a game or just knock about. If you want very well and scored many goals, but change), we play badminton in the sports lessons, then every Friday a professional Paul Johnston ended up scoring the most hall. We get taught how to score, where tennis coach comes in to take several goals of the season. to stand and generally how to play. It's different coaching sessions for pupils. always good fun having a game as a H e’s very good and improves your game CRICKET change from hockey or netball. We also a lot. Cricket was played exceptionally well do aerobics every two weeks or so. This The two remaining games days, Thurs­ this term, the U13s only losing one game consists of warm-up exercises, warm- day and Saturday, are used for playing so far (to Ardvreck), out of seven. The down exercises with more vigorous ones rounders. We split up into two teams and U12s have also played well and it was in between and a run to top it all off! compete against each other. nice to see their enthusiasm as they beat If you ask any of the girls which term is It's good fun and a good laugh at the Ardvreck. In the U13s, captain Andrew best for games/sport, most of them same time. Jeffrey made a great “debut" by scoring immediately reply ‘Summer Term’. This Swimming is not done often, but when 66 runs and taking 4 wickets in the first is mostly because of the nicer weather it is done it can be during any of three match. David Nicholson and George (that we sometimes get!) and the great terms. We usually just have a few races, Kitson have excelled in most of the variety of sports that we can choose from. in teams or individually, do the odd matches with their batting and bowling. Although the main sport of the term is lengths and then get a bit of free time to rounders, we do several other sports like chuck balls about and muck around. ATHLETICS tennis, squash, riding, athletics and So as you can see, there are several Athletics in Riley has been outstanding swimming. different things we can do for games — and that isn't including all of the things this year. Jonathan Wallace, Michael On a Tuesday we can go riding if we Wallace (no relation) and Martain Fitchie want. You get a choice. If we do choose that we do during our free time on have taken the field by storm. Jonathan to go, then after lunch we get changed Sundays, during “actives" times and during our gym sessions. Wallace broke the minute in the 400 and meet at Rothesay Pier, where we metres with 59.3 seconds and Martain Fitchie got an excellent time in the 1500 metres. The five star award scheme has been in action, with quite a few people SILENCE IN COURT winning one of the badges. “or I’ll smash your face.” 100, played by Paul Johnston; and Yes, there certainly was quite a lot of Number Nine, played by Allan Clark. friction in this year’s rehearsals. But in David Nicholson, the constable, although Dirty games socks the end the entertainment — a one act he had nothing to say, kept his rigid Smelly feet court case — worked beautifully and was position perfectly throughout the whole Bleeping watches a hit success with all of Riley. Unfortu­ play, except for the final climax when, in “Gone to eat” . nately the play accommodated only 10 the thick of the action, he clapped the parts, but no-one really minded as it pompous Lord M in irons. Matthew Chewing gum meant they could relax without another Dover, the sharp and alert clerk of the lOp fines thing on their mind. After all, there were court, really fitted the part and Martin Midnight walks exams on. Laurie Crump, the judge, Fitchie, the lanky usher, ensured no- 100 lines. acted his part to perfection, and wee nonsense order. On the whole, the acting Duncan Forbes (commonly known as was superb and 100% must go to the Broken rulers Franny), was in the middle of it all stage hands who really helped things Buying tuck playing the not-so-big ‘O’. The barristers along. On the day, the audience were Hours of exams were excellent (Lindsey Moir and brilliant and even laughed in the right Good luck! Lesley-Ann Dewar) and so were the places! But top marks go to Mr Keith witnesses — who were Lord M, the who really boosted everyone’s morale Roman numeral 1,000, played by James and made a fabulous play. Form I Poets Gammack-Clark; C, the Roman numeral

7 THE SIEGE OF EILDON HILL

Our hill fort was peaceful before the horrible clash. Horses' frightened, ring­ triumphant scene. As the injured dark-eyed invader came along. Strange ing neighs could be heard from miles Romans came up, we couldn't refuse to men, some on horseback, some on foot, around. There were groans and grunts as let them into our fort. We hung our heads came lumbering along— the Romans. A dead and injured bodies slumped to the in shame and sorrow as we swept our few of their breathtaking adventures had ground. Often riders were crushed if eyes over the bloody battlefield. reached our humble ears. their horses went down. I couldn't Mignonne Kha/.aka The attack came at night. Surges of fire believe that the Romans were winning. came splurting into the fort. There was a At the end of the battle there was a

A ROMAN SOLDIER’S Swords clashing Swords clashing Horses dashing Helmets bashing PRAYER Spears flying Caledonii chariots flying Romansdying. But their men dying. Mine deity, Mars, Gavin Aldridge Iain Macdonald Blessed be thy name. Thine kingdom will be yours, forever. I stand worshipping thee in this sacred place, For I have sinned in thy name. And am afraid Of any confrontation of weapons. But most of all, death. The standstill of the beating of mine heart, The last pint of blood that travels round my body. In battle I cower at the war cry of the Piets, The sadistic tribes of the North Who kill without mercy. Thirsty for blood. With bitter determination, they advance forward. Slashing left and right. Many fall, stainingthe earth with their blood. But I swear I have seen those rise again. Back from the life of the deceased, I plead for your forgiveness, O Mars, My cowardliness is feeble, But have mercy upon me, I beseech thee. Hanna Kranenburg

Warriors of the UI2 Cricket XI.

THE VIKING RAID ON IONA

It was such a lovely day — all bright colours of the sails. and sunny. The monastery shed a cool As soon as I ran and told my mother, shadow upon the grass. The monks were she mouthed the word "Viking". Then pouring melted gold upon one of the shouting it, she grabbed me by the hand Bible covers in a sort of pattern. The and ran to the monastery. A monk ran up village men were farming, the women to the tower and started ringing the bell. making their husbands' lunch. My name Within minutes the monks had hidden all is Lukelga. I am the daughter of one of the gold and gold coloured materials, the village women. Bibles, easels, paints, quills and every­ My friend Taka and I were looking for thing they could find. I and other shells on the shore when we spotted the children were rushed into a secret room. tips of sails riding towards us on the crest Through a small hole in the wall I could of the waves. We watched in bewilder­ see my mother and this man. He had a ment until we finally saw the outline of a helmet on and a cloak. He had a sword ship. It came closer and closer and we and an axe tied to his waist . . . Form I take to the trees. were able to see the red and white Julia Wanless

8 THE SWIMMING LESSON

It was a typical summer's day in the younger than me. he's quite large for his sters, and certainly the cold Scottish Highlands — no, that's unfair, it was a age and has got a build totally different water put him off. gloriously hot day — when I decided to from mine. (I'm not called wee-man for I tried to coax him saying. "Come on, give one of my best friends his first nothing!). This meant he had a lot of it’s not that cold. I'll give you a special swimming lesson. stamina and was able to walk several treat." He wouldn't budge. "Oh, you It was his first time in Gairloch and he miles. silly twit." I said lunging at him. He was enjoying every minute of it. He It was in a small dam up one of these jumped back quickly causing me to fall revelled in the large rolling lawns of hills where I first tried to get him to swim. splat on the heather. Some friend he is. Westerdale House, my holiday home for I was surprised to see that he was scared Eventually I did manage to get him into the previous eleven years, the beautiful of water. I mean, he was good at football, the water! The only stroke he was any beach where he and I could play football running, wrestling and he loved the good at was the doggy paddle. After all. and race each other as noisily as we liked, outdoors, so why was he scared of water? he is a dog! and the wooded hills where we could go He seemed to be scared of putting his Duncan Forbes on long hikes together. Although he's head under the water, like many young­ Form I

NONSENSE PROJECT CRAZY! RHYMES 93BC — It was the time of big teachers towering over small children reciting 2nd Form facts and figures and hammering know­ The birds were flying upside down ledge into their brains, testing them and Cows hanging in the trees teaching them and testing them and so on The cats were barking at the dogs and so on. The classrooms were cold and My hamster's on his knees. uninviting. The masters even colder and. with their long black robes draped over In the middle of the morning them, they would cane anybody that In the darkness of the night breathed. The sad man would be happy 1986AD — The year of the new GCSE And the wrong man would be right. exams. Warm and friendly classrooms and even friendlier teachers! With the The violets would be roses new exams comes a new age — The If you failed exams, you'd pass project age! Projects are like a runaway The hard would turn to easy express. "Projects in English, projects in And the first would turn to last. French, projects in the strip-room. sitting on the bench . . . Projects in Maths, In the month of Sunday projects in Div. We'll be doing projects In a town called June for as long as we live!" On a wet dry day But we are sick of these projects! A witch rode at full moon. Projects, projects, projects. The projects are driving us crazy! these projects are Gregor Watt taking up so much of our time, that we Matthew Dover Form I Gnomes. have got no time to do anything else but Catherine Piper projects. What happened to the ‘good old days' of memorising facts and figures in fear of the swish of the cane?

MURDER AT THE CORNER SHOP

The wind howled. The clouds grew As I entered the old. dusty room, time swung open. Suddenly a tall man was thicker, and the light became less, as I seemed to stand still. I soon realised that standing in front of me. He reached trudged on through the moorland coun­ the shop hadn't been used for many years inside his jacket and pulled out a black, tryside. I knew that I needed somewhere because the wooden counter and till were eight-round revolver. He held it in both to spend the night, but I daren't return to covered in cobwebs and dust. Likewise, hands and raised it. His right forefinger the city, for fear of my deadly pursuer. the balance and the wooden shelves were touched the trigger. With the left thumb, Ahead of me was a small village, so I very dirty. I guessed that the shop had he cocked the hammer. I shut my eyes for made great haste as I travelled towards it. once had a very proud, as well as neat 1 knew this was it. I opened my eyes to On reaching the village, I tried the and tidy owner, for all the tins in the see a yellow flash accompanied by an ear door-handle of the first building I came glass-fronted cabinets were spaced out at splitting bang! to. The door was locked, so I tried the an identical distance from all of the “Cut!" came the firm voice of the next and the next, but none of them others. It could be seen that, although director. would open. By the time I reached the everything was dusty, at one time all the "How many times will it take you to small shop at the corner of the street. I wooden shelves and panels had been get it right!" was in such a desperate panic that I varnished at regular intervals. I didn't know what had gone wrong! lowered my shoulder and charged, put­ I was awakened from my trance as I ting my full weight against the door. The heard heavy breathing approaching. I hid old lock gave little argument, and after a behind the counter and waited. 1 knew Peter Veates second attempt, it gave way. my end was close. The door creaked and Form II

9 FREELAND The old House has gone, along with it with your single Higher Certificate. Most themselves. There is nothing wrong with some well-matured home brew, some sport is in the public eye and that this, providing it does not become habi­ cigarette packets of a brand even I had produces its own stimulus. Most impor­ tual. not heard of and a collection of ‘Tit Bits’, tant work is in your own time and that No doubt it will surprise the leavers to circa 1955. The tales a roof space could demands self-discipline, easy for me to know that I am grateful to them also. tell! Together with Simpson we have preach about but much less easy to put Amongst them there was considerable moved into our new palace — a marriage into action. potential for disaster. By and large they of convenience which has gone far better This year’s sermon is about telling the got through their final term remarkably than I dared hope. The facilities are truth. Towards the end of term on three well. In an odd sort of way I shall miss much better and general opinion seems different occasions members of the Toby’s cool sophistication, Brian’s whi­ enthusiastic in spite of the one major House lied to me in order to get out of skers, Ally’s macho image, Alan’s . . . drawback: we are now number one on trouble. I don’t pretend to be a George Well, perhaps I should abandon the list. the Headmaster’s whistle-stop tour. Washington. Most of us have lied at Most of you have, in your own ways, Overall it has been quite a good year. various times in our lives. What worried made a real contribution. The talents of the juniors produced cups me was the surprise which my anger My thanks go to all the academic tutors of various shapes and sizes, including provoked and the apparent feeling that who have put in a lot of time and hard rugby and cricket. The seniors came up such lies are an acceptable means of work on your behalf, to Mr Pengelley with basketball and, with a tremendous working the ‘system’. If they were to whose unpaid stints allow me to continue final effort, athletics. Well done; not just become so then authority will have to to watch CNC catch fish (incidentally, Mr to the ‘stars’ but to the vital ‘supporting presume guilt instead of innocence and Ford has learnt to row quite well) and cast’. A lot of determination was shown natural justice will go out of the window, especially to Mr Court himself whose ‘ear by a lot of people. together with respect and security. to the ground’ is invaluable, advice I wish I could be convinced that the Living in any closed society imposes essential and contribution towards my same determination was directed to certain strains and stresses. I am grateful resolution of a tidy study akin to that of work. The Third Form produced out­ to the House as a whole to the degree Attila the Hun to Roman culture. standing orders and reports. Above that with which they look after each other. Of By the time you read this we will be the picture was less satisfactory. The fact course there are ‘explosions’, but these well into next academic year. It should be that you captained the House junior are part of learning to live with others. It a good one. My best wishes go to all the ‘Scruples’ team may not cut much ice is interesting to see how each year group leavers — Yes Alan — ALL. with a prospective employer when faced deals with those it feels are getting above R.W.P.

The old House being cleared away

10 LEBURN Our largest ever new boy intake of 22 thing of a non-conformist as regards appointed Head of Geography at St. made for a busy start to the autumn term. discipline during his time at school, and Anne’s School near Windermere and we Fortunately, there were few settling-in not very hard-working, and yet he wish him good luck in the future. Mr problems and all survived what has contributed a great deal on the games Kitson, a close-season signing from Simp­ become a daunting stretch of about 15 side (cricket, squash and rugby) and was son, will be joining us as House Tutor weeks up to Christmas. What a great pity chairman of the debating society in his next term. it is that early exam dates have necessi­ last year. He enjoyed life and his spirit, My thanks also to Keith Dinsmore for tated the present imbalance in the lengths sparkle and general bonhomie won him a setting such a good example as House of the first and third terms of the school lot of friends. A very large number of Captain and keeping the ship on an even year. The summer term is still the best those attended his funeral in Aberdeen­ keel, and to Bruce Tilley and the rest of but ten weeks’ worth is not long enough shire and his family was very grateful and the prefects for their support. to do justice to everything which must be touched by the response of so many packed into it. people wishing to pay their respects. His I wish all the leavers happiness and It is not easy to review a very busy mother has presented the school with a success in the future. Keep in touch — House year in the space of a few new cricket pavilion clock in memory of my only request when you visit the old paragraphs but here goes, and apologies Chris and its position overlooking the school is that you shave and leave your for any inadvertant ommissions. First of lawn where he spent many happy hours is chains, beads and earrings behind for the all, a few notable achievements deserve a so appropriate and so right. day! special mention — Fraser Rea won an My grateful thanks to the ‘team’ for Head of House: K. C. Dinsmore. Army Scholarship, David Clark a Ford their help over the year — to my wife, Deputy: B. A. M. Tilley. sponsorship, Mike Whitmee was selected House Tutors Martin Coombs and Klaus Prefects: G. D. Cooke, J. R. K. for the Scottish Schools U19 rugby squad Glimm, and the ladies who have done Ewing, C. H. A. Glimm, J. P. Green, and Keith Dinsmore deservedly won the their best to keep the studyblock and D. H. Riddoch, M. J. Whitmee. Houston Cup for All-Round Merit. dorms in good order. Sadly, after only House Colours: All those named As regards academic work my two years with us, Martin Coombs is above and A. J. Hill. impression is that, with a few notable moving to pastures new. He has been H.C.A. exceptions, most people applied them­ selves pretty well, and there is no doubt that some worked very hard indeed. As a group, the 3rd form showed up particu­ larly well, and one hopes that they will keep up their momentum as they prog­ ress up the school. I'm glad to say that musical talent continues to arrive and thrive in the House and the overall array has never been stronger. Neil Cockburn. a music scholar and a most accomplished organ­ ist, has demonstrated his expertise on the new Chapel organ on many occasions and he, together with many more of our instrumentalists, has contributed sub­ stantially to the orchestra and the choir. Keith Dinsmore, Craig Glimm and Tony Hill completed distinguished careers in the Pipe Band in the summer, and I’m sure will take away with them many happy memories of Pipe Band occasions and particularly of winning the East of Scotland competition twice in three years. On the games front we competed well in most of the competitions but tended to be out-gunned by the Houses with greater depths of games talent. However, this was not the case as far as swimming was concerned and thanks mainly to the juniors, and Nick Buckley in particular, we came a close second to Simpson. We went one better in the summer term when we won the Rowan Cup for Standards. This was very pleasing as it was achieved by virtue of the efforts of the whole House (nearly) with James Green supplying a lot of the necessary back-up drive. It is with great sadness that I report the death of C. N. C. Henderson (1982-87). Chris, who was just twenty, was killed in a car accident in March. He was some­ A. J. Sinclair.

11 NICOL With a very small Upper Sixth it with a brilliantly staged opening, but got For this we are indebted to the quiet seemed unlikely that we would do well in lost in a welter of political innuendo, and enthusiasm of Andrew Dow, backed by any senior sporting competitions, and so no one got a prize. Sebastian Head. John Keith Arnott as an outstanding Head of it proved. Only Chris Lawrence and. Maxwell, Philip Ainsworth and Euan School. They and the other prefects leave occasionally. Rinnes Brown (a successful Smith were all stalwarts of Orchestras. with the knowledge of a job well done. 2nd XV captain) appeared for the 'firsts', (Sebastian is off to California with the To them and all the other leavers go our but, aided by 3rd-XVers Chris Clark Edinburgh Youth Orchestra this sum­ (also a captain) and James Whitmee. and best wishes. Keep in touch and let us mer), and Colin Gregory and Keith know how you fare. sundry others, the House team played Arnott continued to enjoy the Brass Finally, my thanks to Messrs Wands out its skin only to lose narrowly to Ensemble. On a less elevated plane Colin and Burgess, who do so much to relieve a Leburn. The Seven managed revenge, Pettinger, Euan Smith and Duncan Ken­ poor old Housemaster's burden, and to but couldn't beat anyone else. With a nedy were the backbone of a sophisti­ Messrs Giles and Ross who, as academic host of rugby talent in Duncan Robert­ cated, even musical, pop group which son. (Under 15s) and Graham Addison. tutors, have kept their boys up to the relieved the boredom of disco music at mark. Philip Ainsworth (yet another captain). dances. Duncan also had a successful Nick Jones and Mark Silver (Under 14s). piping swansong, winning the junior cup House Authority we did far better in Junior competitions, and coming second in the inter-school Head of School: K. A rnott beating all but Freeland. Brown. Clark competition. He was joined by Andrew Head of House: A . H. Dow and Whitmee all played 1st XI hockey, Marshall, James Whitmee and James School Prefect: R. A . Bond but our senior indoor team just lost to 'Ducat in the Pipe Band. (Summer term) Ruthven in the first round. Again the Academic achievement takes longer to House Prefects: R. G. Brown juniors, with Robertson and Mark Tay­ assess, but on the evidence of the C. A . Gregory lor, did better, only to fall to the dreaded much-maligned BS to NS system the C. J. Lawrence Freeland in the final of the inaugural House had a particularly good year. The A. M. Marshall tournament. We did have depth in juniors have seldom scored so highly. R. D. Smith cross-country and at last won a cup. David Clark mopped up two fourth form A. J. K. Marshall Roger Bond won the middles. Lawrence prizes, Mark Tench got one and Duncan J. J. Whitmee and Riki Sang got seconds, and good Taylor scored in the third form. Andrew Captains: packing in all the age groups saw us home Marshall (the one not mentioned so far!) Rugby: C. J . Lawrence comfortably. We weren't so successful, is our Cambridge hope. H ockey: R. G. Brown despite Keith Arnott's first and second, Around all this activity the building Cricket: R. G. Brown in the swimming. continues to split and deteriorate. Mrs Squash: R. A . B ond The highlight of our summer sport was Howie has been unflagging in her efforts Swim m ing: K. A rnott the junior cricket final. With Mark Tench to make it seem more like home and only Athletics: R. A . B ond (Captain), Mark Silver. Matthew Cohen a few messy seniors got in the way. Cross-Country: A . H. Dow and James Ducat we had the bowling to Attitude to property, communal or per­ Skiing C, A . Gregory win provided we scored enough runs. We sonal, is still not what it might be. but I Soccer: C. Clark only mustered 62 and. although Freeland have been encouraged by the common Tennis: A. M. Marshall wickets tumbled, their superior hitting sense of the juniors. Their talent, and. Shooting: C. A . Gregory just told. Davis Smith led a hopeful when it comes, the new building, makes Sailing: R. D. Smith sailing team, but equipment breakages the future bright. After the traumas of G olf: A. J. K. Marshall put us out of the running. Andrew last year Nicol has been a happier place. Marshall (the younger one) captained the J.N.F. golf with distinction but a young team couldn't quite give the support and we came third. In squash we just went out to Simpson and (oh ignominy!) we lost to Woodlands at tennis. The juniors turned out enthusiastically in athletic standards, but the upper hierarchy let us down. Four full colours led the finals squad and we had fine performances from many, not least James Ducat in junior javelin and Chris Lawrence in a thrilling 1500 metres. But third was all we could manage. The performance of the year was Roger Bond's bronze medal in the Scottish Schools 1500 metres, when he also broke the school record. Not then a vintage year for sport, but gjfr&fr m ^ n i> n m > in many other less measurable areas there was excellence. Ian Clark discip­ S S S S S lined himself away from comedy to make an outstanding Macbeth, and was ably supported (and attacked) by John Max­ n t tin nit tit hd well. Ian stitched us up with a rendering of T he Tay Bridge Disaster', and Chris Procter showed fine feeling for ‘Tam O Shanter' in a hugely enjoyable Scottish Evening. The junior play promised well

12 RUTHVEN Although this has not been an out­ basketball team in the final, was desp­ the year. We will miss their combined standing year in terms of winning cups. I erately unlucky to dislocate his knee and talents and contributions and I will miss do think it has gone well in general. The was off games for the remainder of the them all as individuals, although I would atmosphere in the House has been good year. rather read Duncan Spinner's poetry and we have competed well in most In the winter term I was present at the than try to tidy his study. We wish them competitions and come very close to Lauriston Piping Evening, which was a all the very best for the future. winning a number, notably cross country most successful event. Simon Peters, the In the short time that he has been in and athletics. Pipe Major of the School Band, and Sam the School and in the House, Dave The latter was an excellent perfor­ Pate are to be congratulated for leading Mackay has contributed immensely and it mance with only a few points separating their respective groups to first and second was a great pity that he could not have us from the winners. There were a places in this competition. Incidentally. competed in his last term. However, he is number of very good individual perfor­ Simon won all three major internal to be commended for the way he has run mances : in particular. Marc Wilkinson is pipjng competitions and Robert Jones the House, along with Robert Jones and to be congratulated for winning the and Andrew Quinn, respectively, won the remainder of the Prefects. They have Senior Victor Ludorum and Cameron the Senior and Junior Drumming. There all made a major contribution to main­ Cook for sharing the Middle. Both senior are also a number of others in the House taining a good atmosphere and a high and middle relay teams did well, as did who continue to contribute well towards standard within the House. individuals such as Eddie Parker. Tim this excellent tradition in the School. Finally my thanks, as always, go to Lawrence. David Ismail and Craig Gib­ Although we are not regarded as a son. Dave Barnes for his immense contribu­ Thespian House, it was good to see John tion and to John Broadfoot for his A number of individuals competed in Tindal performing so well in Macbeth and increasing involvement in the House. major running events such as Hadding­ Martin Ross sharing the prize for the best Thanks also to Rob Wallace and Paul ton. the Great North Run and Loch actor in the Junior House Play Competi­ Elliott who act as academic tutors for the Rannoch. Tim Lawrence ran superbly at tion. David Graham. Alistair Martin and fourth year and to our cleaner Mrs Loch Rannoch to be the clear overall the rest of the Juniors did a good job to Howie, without whom the House would winner in the mini-marathon : Martin make this so successful. most definitely not be the same. Hers is a Ross and Edward Hall also did excep­ On an individual basis, I feel that real labour of love and is very much tionally well in the same race. Malcolm Dippie's outstanding achieve­ appreciated by all! B.R. Once again, with the same team as last ment this year should be noted. He was Prefects — D. Mackay — Head of year (Grant Anderson. Bruce Guy, lain selected for both the Scottish Schools House. School Prefects — R. Jones. G. Steel and Jonathan Frame), we won the rugby and hockey squads at U.15 level. It Anderson. R. Batchelor. B. Guy. A Golf competition. Grant just pipped is not often that we have anyone within Gowers. A. Millar. E. Parker. S. Pate! Bruce for the Individual Stroke Play and. the School who is able to represent his in fact, scored an excellent double by S. Peters. G. Piper. D. Spinner. M. country at two sports — well done! Wilkinson. winning the Individual Tennis Competi­ As usual we have to say goodbye to a L VI Appointments — K. Clarke. C. tion. Iain Steel had a very successful large number of the House at the end of season representing the Perth and Kin­ Cook. R. Fawcus. D. Ismail. ross District, having a Scottish Schools trial and being chosen to play for the Malaysian junior side. Although regarded by some as not a major competition, the football is taken seriously by all boys and very seriously by Looking for advice on some, for example Gordon Piper. How­ ever. Bruce Tilley did manage to control School Fees, Pensions or Investment? Gordon and the rest of his team suffi­ ciently well to win this competition. ■ ■ Bruce also led the rugby sevens side (Dave Mackay, Marc Wilkinson. Archie Millar, Cameron Cook, Robert Jones, SAVE & PROSPER Gordon Piper and Tim Lawrence) to a very close victory. Adrian Gowers, who captained the HAVE THE ANSWER. School Squash team, also led the House team, including Grant Anderson. Simon Just talk to us at Save & Prosper. With over 50 years’ Peters, Iain Steel and Nick Quinn, to experience as an investment house behind us, victory. (Nick, incidentally, has come to it s likely we II have just the answer you’re looking for. fame this year as lead singer of the resident school group which has per­ formed at various discos). SAVE & As with athletics, we competed very well in the Cross-Country with Dave W PROSPER Mackay winning the senior race, winning ■ THE INVESTMENT HOUSE ■ the middles and coming second in both senior and junior races. Similarly the COMMANDER PATRICK BRYANS RN RETD swimming team under Duncan Spinner Company Representative did well and it was good to see juniors Hatton House, Lundin Links, Leven, Fife. KY8 5QD such as Andrew Quinn and Garry Tel: Lundin Links (0333) 320251. Rogers making a good contribution. Dave Mackay, who was captaining the

13 SIMPSON

What is a House Report? Is it a eulogy Farewell to all this year’s leavers, School Prefects on individual and group successes or including the last of some large Simpson M. R. Logan F. D. Dalrymple more a reflection of tone? To an extent it families for this generation, 4 Nivens must be the former, because there are (one honorary), 3 Fyfes, 3 Tethers, 2 always plenty of people who deserve Logans and 2 Patersons. Let us hope that House Prefects praise and, more often than not, worthy they prove to be equally good breeders performances are overlooked. My apolo­ and the school building programme is C. C. A. Johnston R. M. Cornish gies to all those whom I have forgotten gaining momentum! C. T. McLay R. G. Eason over the years. However, undiluted Lastly, a mention of the sad death of R. B. Moffat F. M. Fyfe saccharine is an indigestible diet. There­ Jim Paton, a Simpsonite and past Pre­ D. A. Niven D. P. Paterson fore, in a curate’s egg of a year, I would sident of the Old Boys' Club, who leaves M. W. Niven R. M. Tether like to make one specific comment on his wife Noreen and son James, who were attitude: Too many people expect every­ all well known to many in the House. thing to be done for them. If each House Colours individual from the most senior prefect to N.T.H. du B. M. R. Logan J. F. D'Ath the newest third former would tidy his F. D. Dalrymple N. D. Dempsey study-preproom, his bed, his striproom House & Academic Tutors C. T. McLay C. M. Forster locker and the brewing room, as well as R. B. Moffat D. W. J. Smart clearing his place in the dining room on a P. M. Vallot R. M. Tether A. C. Logan regular basis, an invaluable lesson in G. Kitson R. M. Cornish D. A. Niven self-discipline would be achieved. M. Gray M. J. Clement Now to the good things. The New hall Mrs E. Hamilton is a considerable advance on the Study A. L. K. Dutton ■0 Block and the smoothness of the move ■ m and the harmonious sharing of facilities m u 0 with Freeland was a credit to all con­ #*r. cerned. The academic tutor system has \ CH§pf worked well and many, particularly the younger boys, have appreciated the time spent upon them. John Sloan was Dux before going to Cambridge, while Fraser Fyfe and Dirk Paterson also won Speech Day Prizes. Dirk also held a most successful concert to raise funds for his Project Trust year in Honduras. Nick Dunn won the Prize for Best Actor in the Junior Drama Competition. Bruce Tether gained first class honours in Geography at Newcastle. On the sports side, victories were won in Senior Rugby, Indoor Hockey, Swim­ ming, Tennis and Sailing, the latter by the Davidson brothers, the only sailors in the House. The Rugby was particularly satisfying as it relied to a great extent on & teamwork and tactics. The Keddie brothers contested the Junior Tennis Final in a three day epic. Outstanding individual performers were numerous: Craig McLay, Robert Moffat, Fraser Dalrymple and David Smart for Rugby; Michael Clement and Nick Dempsey for hockey; Robert Moffat, Andy Logan and Richard Eason for cricket — they also represented the Wayfarers; Craig McLay and Ky Kay, the Middle Victor Ludorum, in Athletics; Roderick Tether and Neil Russell for Swimming. Robert Moffat won the Campbell Award.

My thanks go to those who have fed, clothed, tutored, mended and cleaned Simpson (not an easy job at times) and to Mike Logan and his Prefects; also to George Kitson, a Tutor this year, who is moving to Leburn, and Peter the Joiner who has retired after years of skilled and good natured service. A. Logan. WOODLANDS

I am writing this with the ‘fire and two new third formers — at several A house of over one hundred, plus day brimstone’ of end-of-year tidying still concerts augurs well for the future. Next girls is far too big to easily develop a acrid in the air. End of year tidying and year Susie Leiper will lead the orchestra. house identity — yet I know we do have a beginning-of-year settling-in are the two A choir, consisting solely of girls, was house identity, and that is owing to a most unpleasant times of the long amongst the best features of the concert number of factors: Mr and Mrs Williams’ academic session that now begins while for the Perth Festival. outstanding job in developing a workable most of the rest of the world is barbecu­ This is merely a superficial report on and efficient system of supervision and ing on the beach. the noticeable achievements of care being of paramount importance. Just a few hours to go before 1988-1989 1988-1989. The real virtues of a house is This last year our success in this develop­ ends: just the egg and spoon and three its ‘atmosphere': an atmosphere of co­ ment of house spirit has to a large degree legged races; the 4.30 p.m. roll call operation. kindliness, good-humour and been a result of Miss Smith, who by the (compulsory for the six remaining girls hard work. These qualities have all been time you read this report, will be at the who haven’t persuaded their parents to evident in abundance.. end of her first term as Housemistress of come early for them) and then the lie Sometimes we have had less to boast Thornbank — not, as was stated inaccu­ down in the darkened room to assess the of. Petty unkindness that has led to major rately at speech day, the first girls’ year past. unhappiness is indicative of insecurity on housemistress at Strathallan, for Mrs Last year I said that I was sure that the part of the tormentors. Girls often Fairbairn (in ‘Thorneyshades’), Mrs Wil­ next year — this year — would be better. say that they have to have a ‘best friend' liams in Woodlands from 1981-1986, and And for once, I was absolutely right. to the exclusion of others; here they can Mrs Forster, have all taken on major Woodlands — the senior girls at Strath­ learn from the boys, who manage to responsibilities within the house for the allan School — have had an outstanding maintain a more balanced approach to care and welfare of the girls. Miss Smith’s year in so many ways: the old and the friendship. job is unique, for she is in effect the first new. That problems exist in a school is female ‘Housemaster’. I can think of The new first of all: Girls' cricket. normal; that problems are identified and no-one better able to cope, and to do Under the beady eye of Carol Anderson dealt with speedily and sensibly is the more than cope, than Miss Smith, and I (herself, the first girl to upset a senior mark of good management. The manage­ wish her every success in her new school (i.e. boys’) cricket team), the team ment team of Karen Salters, as Head of venture. have prospered. Weekly practices House, Amanda Robertson and Lorraine Two of our academic tutors, Mrs throughout the winter (indoors) and Burton as deputes has been absolutely Watson and Mrs Adam, go with her to summer (outdoors) successfully provided outstanding. I speak on behalf of myself, the new house. I would like to take this a team who easily defeated Loretto Mrs Forster and four house-tutors when I opportunity to thank them for all the help Girls' XI and Riley XI. Bonnie Stevens say that without the support of the three and advice they have given both to me 43 n.o. against Riley was as good as school prefects and all the house prefects, and the girls in their time here. I would anything Mr Thomson has witnessed on we could not do our job properly. also like to thank Mrs Forbes, Mrs the paddock. 1988-89 is also the last year of Wood­ Broadfoot and Miss England for all their Girls represented the school at basket­ lands House as the only girls' house. attention to detail and care for the indi­ ball against the staff, and were in the Next year, I will not be writing on behalf vidual needs of the girls in Woodlands. winning team. The swimming team came of the girls, merely those in the new Woodlands is dead! fourth in the House Competition, thus ‘slimline' Woodlands. I think everyone Long live Woodlands, and as long as beating two boys’ houses. The sailors welcomes the development of a second we beat them at hockey, long live came 2nd in the inter-house competition. girls' house, for it is a recognition of the Thornbank! But competition against boys is ulti­ importance of girls in the school, and of J.F. mately meaningless. Bad big boys will always beat good girls in sports where physical prowess matters. Skill is much more important, and so too commitment. And these two attri­ butes were possessed in abundance by the First XI Hockey (more elsewhere). Sheelagh Gordon's personality domi­ nated the season, and we are all proud of her achievement in being the first inter­ nationalist from Woodlands. Sheelagh couldn't and didn't do it single-handedly: teamwork was all important, and it was this kind of team work that also provided the excellent House play, directed by Nicola Robb. Several girls played important parts in M acbeth, none more so than Louisa Mackenzie as Lady Macbeth. The strength of her performance, her whole­ hearted approach, could only be matched by that of Catherine Burns as assistant producer and principal stage manager. Literally, the play would not have hap­ pened without her. Musically, this last year has been memorable. The performances of Pau­ line Lockhart and Marianne Rustad —

15 /“^ /e ix 7 I t/imfc it5 too absurd words, announced the new girl) looking 1 about her defiantly, 46 U/hdt ever ha/f** \ lo censored mail, Qonid dcr/ns J y^azid interminable

By the time this magazine is read sive that it is practically a three day hike “Thornbank" will have been running for for the prefect on duty to check that nearly a term but as I write this now in everyone is in at night. She must get a Summer 1988, the building is still rising good amount of exercise running up and rapidly, and the reality of two separate down the six corridors and four flights of girls' houses is still a long way off. steps without having to go to games as It is hard to believe that the girls have well. made such a deep impression on the The creation of the new girls' House school over such a short time (about 10 should benefit everyone. There will be a years). I was one of the first “guinea- closer and. I hope, happier House pig" girls to live in Riley House and have atmosphere. The prefects will be able to managed to come all the way through the look after their juniors better and the school relatively unscathed. Now at last, Housemaster and new Housemistress will on reaching the sixth form, I can look at be able to get to know their charges the changes the girls have brought to the better. school and the changes which have taken Two girls' houses will make competi­ place within the girls' life here at Strath­ tion even fiercer in games of all kinds and allan. Most people now, I hope, would in academic subjects. The girls should have to agree that Strathallan is no longer benefit both from this and from the a boys' school that takes girls but a better atmosphere of a smaller House. co-educational school. I for one am certainly looking forward The girls are slowly becoming more to “the move" and the change of integrated into the school's everyday life. routine. Once the boys have living accommoda­ Best wishes and good luck to Miss tion of a similar standard to the girls', Smith in her new role as Strathallan's cries of “inequality" should dwindle. first Housemistress. Having only one girls’ house is rather A Sixth-Form ‘Mover’ This is the tree that was felled in the morn to restricting. Woodlands is now so exten­ make space for the House that 'Jack' built.

16 CHAPLAIN’S NOTES

At an Ellis Scripture Meeting held at as the Rising Bell is ringing, and when a it wasn’t the one envisaged! The death Fettes College on the 13th October, book of contemporary worship (“Wor­ threat to Salman Rushdie came through 1988, the Revd Stuart Taylor (Director, ship Now") is published with 11 items of on The World Service in the early hours the Bloxham Project) initiated the discus­ Strathallan School worship in its pages — of Monday morning. My ’phone rang at sion on a consideration of the value and I am convinced that whatever the faults 6.00 a.m. as pre-arranged, and I dictated place of Religious Education in the of “Chapel” or The Chaplain — God is the first of what turned out to be 4 curriculum, and as a training for life. The alive and well here at Strathallan. different prayers by the time we actually members of the group — from fifteen Throughout the Autumn Term all the broadcast to London. The last revision schools in Scotland — were first asked to worship was accompanied by the was dictated at 10.25 a.m. and vetted by discuss with their immediate neighbour Orchestra, cramped and crushed in the the Foreign Office. An earlier panic, what they felt was the chief aim of Chancel area. They survived, and by occasioned by a snowfall marooning the education. The power of the “filofax" their willingness to maintain the standard BBC staff in Perth meant that I was culture, and today's obsession with of hymn-singing —; even at 8.35 a.m. on a briefed to take charge of the service from instant information puts pressure on us to dark winter's morning — earned them­ within the Chapel. That latter change of submit to the philosophy of instant selves a place in the annals of the many plan remained in force even after the results, and to regard education as a legends surrounding the School. production staff eventually arrived. utilitarian exercise, merely useful for Then the Organ arrived — just in time “The Morning Story" over-ran, the training young people to take their place for the Carol Services. It came as “News” which followed was bang on in the world of work and wealth creation. something as a shock — both physically cue. What happened in between I could The difference between education and and visually. Thankfully, its volume has only listen to later on the BBC’s tape. schooling was discussed, as was the need been reduced (albeit at the expense of The response to both broadcasts sur­ to develop the potential of individuals in some of its brightness), but 1 still find the prised me, in different ways. Out of the the fullest sense. The word “nurture" positioning of the console rather curious 39 letters received, only one was about might well be an appropriate substitute to say the least. The organist is now "Sunday Half-Hour". The remainder for the word "education" insofar as this perched above the pulpit and although in were about “The Daily Service” and journey of self-discovery takes place both visual contact with the choir by electronic ranged from a Russian Orthodox priest in inside and outside the school. means, there is now no visual contact Brighton to a member of the Faculty of We then considered the particular between himself and the Chaplain which Medicine at Glasgow University, from stresses of belonging to a world of can give rise to unfortunate pauses during (?little?) old ladies in Manchester to fee-paying parents, some of whom are services. I have the feeling that the Organ businessmen commuting on the Motor­ committed to the following: responds best to the Chapel acoustic ways. All spoke, in one way or another of 1) Economics is the key to life. during the Riley House services — but the catholicity and sincerity of the music 2) Technology can control the future. there is no doubt that it can push the and prayers. Many said how grateful they 3) People matter chiefly insofar as they Senior School along in its singing. were to Strathallan for an invigorating work. During the year some other new and worshipful start to the week. 4) Therefore, arts, humanities and relig­ “fixtures" appeared: the choral All the visiting preachers who were ion are largely seen as pleasant extras “ Kyries" (from various traditions and due to visit the School during the first to be accommodated only if there is styles of music) and the singing of the half of the Autumn Term were cancelled, time. “Sanctus” . The telling “silences" after week by week, due to the Organ installa­ 5) The spiritual side of life is unimpor­ some of these were far more eloquent tion. ever-present scaffolding and then tant and secondary. than any words. There is no doubt that the re-decorating of the Chapel, though It was interesting to muse, for exam­ the singing of these liturgical texts by the Services were more or less maintained up ple, on my colleagues’ comments regard­ choir alone or by choir and School, along to 10 days before Half-Term. On the ing the allocation of time to Forms for with a Gospel Alleluia, have added Sunday before Remembrance Sunday, Religious Education — mostly one per­ another dimension to the worship. The Revd Professor Murdo Ewen Mac­ iod a week up to and including the IVth The School was invited to take part in donald [Glasgow University] preached Form. Few, if any, had Religious Educa­ two broadcasts during the year. “Sunday and on Remembrance Day itself, The tion as a full option for GCSE, and the Half-Hour" — radio’s equivalent of Very Revd Dr John Paterson was the Vlth Formers were almost totally “Songs of Praise” — recorded on Sun­ preacher. The Sunday following. The neglected by the schools, at a time, day, February 19th and broadcast on Very Revd Professor Robert Craig [Jeru­ incidentally, when conceptual thought is Radio 4 and the World service on salem] preached and he was followed by reaching its ascendancy. In almost half February 26th was intended to have a two other Moderators of the General the schools there was at least tacit “ Scottish” flavour. Through a last- Assembly, The Very Revd Dr David support from teaching staff to Chapel minute change of plan, the “Scottish- Steel and The Very Revd Dr James Services. The others were reluctant to ness" disappeared. It was a great pity Matheson [Portree]. state publicly how many, if any, of their that the School did not hear Ann Spring Term preachers were: The Very colleagues attended Sunday Services, Semple’s script or “link" between the Revd Dr Duncan Shaw (Edinburgh], The never mind weekday Chapel Services. hymns. The text was magnificent. Revd James K. Weatherhead [Principal In a school like ours where the On Monday, February 20th at 10.45 Clerk], The Revd Alistair Symington Governors sanctioned the expenditure of a.m. there was a live broadcast of “The [Bearsden], The Revd Robert Sloan a not inconsiderable sum of money for a Daily Service", again on Radio 4. [Perth]. The Revd David Lunan [Glas­ new 4-manual organ to accompany the Because the first rehearsal was scheduled gow and Chaplain to His Grace, Her hymns, and where we were privileged to for 9.30 a.m. — the School was repre­ Majesty’s Lord High Commissioner], take part in two broadcasts, and where sented by the Lower Vlth, the School The Revd John Cairns [Dumbarton] and the number of pupils offering themselves Captain who read the lesson, and by the the Revd Tom Cuthell [Edinburgh). for confirmation still stands in the 35-45 choir. Various contingency plans were mark, and when pupils are willing to prepared in readiness for a major attend Communion Services which begin "breakthrough" in the world's news but [OVER

17 T. Lawrence.

Summer Term preachers were: The John's Episcopal Church. Perth) and The arranged (the Chapel itself gleaming Revd Iain Taylor [Newburgh], The Revd Revd Stuart Bonney (Rector of St Kes- under the ministrations of the Household Roger Hollins [Craigie Hall College of sog's Episcopal Church. Auchterarder) Staff), the School has continued its Education], The Revd Alan Birss [Pai­ — both of whom assisted with the sponsorship scheme of 7 young people in sley Abbey], The Revd David MacFar- Confirmation classes. During the Service other parts of the world, innumerable lane [Peebles], The Revd Andrew the following pupils were baptised: charities have been supported through MacLellan [Edinburgh] and at the Vale­ Gavin Webster, Andrew Wood and the School's offerings week by week and, dictory Service, The Revd Canon Claire Russell, before joining the follow­ most tellingly, the Hostages' Candle Kenyon Wright [Chairman of the Execu­ ing pupils who were confirmed into: The continues to burn on the altar — a tive of The Scottish Convention and of Church of Scotland: Cameron Cook, symbol (often referred to by visiting Scottish Churches' House, Dunblane]. David Smart, Duncan Logan, Scott preachers and often commented upon by At the Confirmation Service on Whit Gibb, Paul Preacher, Kirsty Wood, pupils) of the fact that somewhere in this Sunday, May 14th, the preacher was The Louise Weston, Geraldine Sinclair, materialistically-orientated, technologi­ Rt Revd Michael Hare Duke [Bishop of Andrew Sinclair, Kit Johnston. Duncan cally influenced, monetarist society of St Andrews, Dunkeld and Dunblane], Riddoch, John Bayne, Andrew Miller, ours, there is need for a flame to burn who also confirmed into The Scottish Fiona Mowat, Fiona Hutchison, Mar­ and continue to burn for those who have Episcopal Church: Andrew Nicholson, ianne Rustad, Alan Davidson, Hamish worked for and stood up for all that is — Piers Du Cane Wilkinson, Tessa Dunlop Blanche, Neil McBride, Gavin Webster, in the words of the prayer used at the and Alex Johnson. David Gault, Jason Sim, Sheila Dow, beginning and end of each Term and is The Confirmation Service took the Lyndsay Grant, Pauline McCracken, inscribed on the plaque at the entrance to form of a Celebration of the Eucharist at Zoe Stephens, Iain Bamber and the Woodlands — which the School Chaplain presided School Captain, Keith Arnott. “ . . . true and pure, lovely and of good assisted by The Revd Fergus Harris In all this, the flowers in Chapel have report". (Episcopal Chaplain and Rector of St been faithfully, tastefully and beautifully T.G.L.

18 MUSIC before seen, the year has seen some appear, but not through any encourage­ Chromatic Fantasia really excellent performances and their ment from the choir, who being properly II est arrive! Such was the excitement sight-reading ability has leapt ahead, accompanied and directed from the during the start of the autumn term with permitting a much increased repertoire ground, have given performances, which the impending arrival, then delay, of the and thus enjoyment. if sung in the reverberent Cathedrals or new organ. Eventually, and like the The ability to lead a large congregation Collegiate Chapels designed for the annual race for the first bottle of Beaujo- in song or accompany the most demand­ purpose of indulging the Prayer Book’s lais Nouveau, news came through that it ing solo concerto creates few problems "Beauty of Holiness", would have car­ would be ‘in' during half-term, and for the group, and its willingness to adapt ried the spirits and souls to altogether playing in all its glory in time for the to each new demand had been a most higher places. Geoffrey Bolton (Head of return of the school, and for its first impressive development this year. The Chemistry) studied music before swap­ concert appearance for the Headmaster’s Music of the early 18th century seems still ping the smells and bells of the Chapel Musick, a week later. to appeal to the orchestra most widely for for the stinks of the lab. His contributions The problems of heaving half a ton of the lively rhythms and regular patterns, to the services as Assistant organist at organ over the pulpit and into a loft not although looking a formidable challenge Bradford Cathedral serve us particularly much bigger than an osprey's nest, posed on paper, are covered with consumate well at Strathallan, and his sensitive and an interesting problem for someone. ease and style. The verve and charge they drifting descants to hymns, as well as the Fortunately, whoever it was knew their managed to put into Bach's Two Harpsi­ 101 stop-changes during anthem accom­ physics, so by design, technology and chord Concerto remains for me one of paniments, have allowed the choir to with considerable craft, the monster was the most powerful musical memories of indulge in all the gems of the Cathedral lowered, swung and slid into place with the season. repertoire. The chance of hearing Finzi’s nothing more terrible to show for it than An ability to play all music with vitality “God is Gone up”. Parry's great a small blemish on the painted wall. and real rhythmic intensity is one of the anthem “/ was G lad", or the sensual Sixteen speakers were connected up. the aspects of music so rarely taught prop­ beauties of Ireland’s “Greater Love hath computer whirred and bleeped for four erly, and, if this quality is lacking, an no m a n ” and service music of Herbert days sending in other-worldly messages audience can be reduced to somnolence Howells is reserved normally only for about mutations and flutes, tubas and quicker than almost anything else. those lucky few living near a cathedral trompettes — and hey presto, we had a Somnolent the congregation may often close, but this year they are here. cathedral organ without the fuss of pipes! The console (or flight deck) is designed on the lines of a typical cathedral pipe-organ layout, which (though daunt­ ing to a non-organist) — is, despite the sheer size and magnificence, quite easily controlled. The detailed voicing of the sounds to suit the building was quickly done, and the levels were set from the loft as easily. The congregation, who were used to the organ emerging from the front of the building, now had the full weight of sound thrown off the back wall a few feet above their heads, and therefore, to all but the hardest of hearing, came a period of acute discomfort. However, since we can simply turn all the amplifiers down in turn, rather than rebuild five or six thousand pipes, the new volume levels alter in moments, and now sounds (ranging from the most hauntingly beau­ tiful to the Day of Judgement Trump) all tumble out at the pull of a stop or the throw of a switch. The ability to copy, add or take harmonics from notes by using the simple instructions to a computer keyboard remains for me as much a miracle of modern science as does the production of sound through a metal pipe, but I never was a physicist anyway! The prospect of half a term without accompaniments to hymns and services was viewed with some alarm, but the orchestra, set up without much style in the Chancel, and cramped to death, rose magnificently to the challenge, perform­ ing hymns and voluntaries alike with style and a panache never even dreamed of. With a new-found confidence, and their identity confirmed in a manner never

19 Th e Copeman Hart four-manual organ.Dick Patterson in action. The Copeman Hart four-manual organ.Dick although perhaps denied the rafter- most capably played by the newcomers to Nicholas Smith and Sharon Wilkinson reaching echoing fullness. Their perfor­ the musical firmament here, Neil Cock- who move on to pastures new, and thank mance of the wonderful “E ven in g burn and Marianne Rustad, who both them particularly for their contribution. H y m n " by Balfour Gardner moved have most promising futures in perform­ Whilst on the subject of contributions, many at a recent concert in which they ing. The sense of involvement and the concert given on behalf of Dirk performed, and, I hope, tugged at the enthusiasm for the music was brought Paterson to raise money for his Project heart-strings of the regular congregation brilliantly into a performance of the E ine Trust appeal was a fitting culmination to no less. I do so hope that they enjoy the Kleine Nachtmusik quartet led by Pau­ a musical career at Strathallan and musical wanderings through the great line Lockhart, from whom we may hope contribution to music-making not found classics of the cathedral repertoire as for many more fine performances. Laurie every year. We all wish him well in his much as conductor and accompanist Crump has again played his recorder year in Honduras, and thereafter in his enjoy their singing each week. Long may most beautifully this year with stunning music-making. His playing in groups of the present happy increase in numbers performances of the Concerto in F by wind-players, the Band, orchestra, and and “respectability" of the choir con­ Sammartini. and others by Telemann. singing a lusty tenor in the Choir, will all tinue. A most adaptable group of eight be missed. Perhaps the improvement is in some players gave a morning concert at Dunk- The new year brings chances of all way linked to the start of singing lessons eld’s highly regarded four day Festival of sorts of opportunities; a new full-time for some of the pupils, from Mrs Taylor's the Arts. Their stylish accompaniment to member of the department is Dr Mar­ encouragement of the girls and the Handel’s F major Organ Concerto garet McLay. whose interest in Synthe­ fantastic vocal agility excercises given to played by Neil Cockburn. opened what sised music will add a new dimension and the boys by Mr Crowe. If the latter’s own was a splendidly played programme of new Afro-Caribbean sound to be heard ability has any bearing on it, we shall be Kleine Morgenmusik. emerging from the Music Room. Roll on hearing Italian patter arias by the dozen No less successful has been the list of change! There will be takers for the brave within weeks, and perhaps Rossinian Associated Board results been this year, new world of GCSE music as well as the chirpings coming from the practice block with, in all, 5 Distinctions, including brave old sounds of Byrd. . . . “Figaro, Figaro, Figaro . . . Laurie Crump's outstanding 145/150 at In all branches of music there is Fi..ga..ro?’’ Grade 7 Recorder aged 13! There have activity, and my congratulations to all Concert-giving this year has filled no been 10 Merits and six passes. All these those who both make it and help encour­ less a part in our lives than hitherto, from would not be possible were it not for the age it here are no less strongly felt this the Headmaster’s Musick (held this year devoted and dedicated assistance that the year than ever before. in the Chapel), to a recent concert in the part-time staff give the pupils. The miles F.N.R. “Music at Six” series held in St Giles, travelled in the course of a year to give Prizes Edinburgh. Our lunchtime concert in the lessons at Strathallan in all weathers, and Robert Barr Memorial Prize for Music: Perth Festival series was well received, always with a cheerful and helpful smile Dirk Paterson and included some most demanding is something for which we must all be Patrick Grandison Prize for Strings music, notably Mozart's Flute Concerto extremely grateful, and my thanks and Philip Walker with Dirk Paterson as soloist, a move­ gratitude for all the work the peripatetic Headmaster's Prize for Junior Music ment from Beethoven's Clarinet Trio. staff do, goes without saying. We lose Laurie Crump

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21 PIPES AND DRUMS

This Pipe Band year seemed to beg the compulsorily ours. The urge to win, not and above what used to be their "nor­ cliche of having been a “year of ups and just to compete, seemed to dominate. It mal” hours. It even doesn't stop at downs”, but I think that it really was. was a pity that the TAVR Championship teaching — our instructors have been The actual engagement calendar, our fell on the day before the CCF Champ­ decorating the "Piping Palace" which, in “Outing Chart” , was not as full as it had ionships, because there is no doubt that the Academic Year will have to be been in recent years, due to the number even though we would have been com­ known as the "Piping and Drumming of members sitting external examina­ peting against adult and more exper­ Palace", for, at last, the Drummers are tions, which had to come first. However, ienced bands, justice would have been going to have their own tuition rooms. the places we played at were, on the done and seen to have been done. Thanks must go to our inimitable whole, fun for us and, we hope, fun for When we did lose, and without being President, the Reverend T. G. Long­ them. overtly sentimental, it was in the know­ muir, whom we all loved to hate, but The Band went twice to the Perth Ice ledge that we really tried — in spite of the appreciated nonetheless! Rink to play for the opening of both curious decisions made by some judges. Ups and down then — the “downs” “The Bank of Scotland Curling Champ­ If this didn't actually compensate for the being the disappointments, the pressure ionship” and “The World Curling loss, it did allow us to live with our and the various hassles (particularly Championship” . Both occasions were defeat, and — another good cliche — “The Case of the Disappearing Kit" and slippery affairs (one drummer being “There's always next year". the mysterious gentlemen who whisked physically hauled off the ice by an Robin Johnston and Duncan Kennedy Mr Longmuir off into dark corners and observant Chaplain who suspected that did win the Drum Major and Junior Solo filled the boots of their cars with, on said drummer’s foothold was more than Piping competitions respectively, so the different occasions, brogues, kilts, spats, suspect and could bring the whole Band trophy rack, already resplendent with flashes, hose tops, etc., etc.). The “ups” to an ignominious end), but we were well “The Lady of Lauriston" Broadsword, is being the people, the sunny days of looked after and I hope that our playing not completely denuded. outings and the cameraderie. If there is reflected our gratitude for this. Finally, some members of the Band one single thing that those who leave the The first of the “competitions” was visited two different castles — Crathes Band this year will miss most, it is that. held at the School early in the year with and Fordell to support three charitable Craig Glimm “The Lady of Lauriston Broadsword causes, The National Trust (Crathes) and (ex Pipe Sergeant) Challenge” — a new prize for which Scotland's Gardens Scheme and the School Competition: Glenalmond, Fettes, Loretto and Scouts (Fordell, the home of Sir Nicholas Bass Section Trophy: (new this year): ourselves competed (other invited and Lady Fairbairn). Both were made Henry Brown. schools having “called-off" at the last more enjoyable by the curious and Junior Drumming: Andrew Q u in n . minute). Our two quartets seem to have equally mysterious disappearance of a Senior Drumming: Robert Jones. been spurred on by the distinguished large quantity of our Number I Dress — Most Improved Piper: Hamish McCar- guest list and by the “home crowd” as which is unmistakably uncomfortable, tan. well as the food supplied by the School hot, very often too small, but, as “some­ Junior Piping: Hamish McCartan. Caterers, Pipe Major Barron and Mr one" often says, "That's what makes my March, Strathspey and Reel: Simon Longmuir, because we won both first and boys look like m y boys". Peters. second places. Throughout the year we have had the Hornpipe and Jig: Simon Peters. Dun­ The Summer Term began with three of benefit of our instructors, Mr Clarke. Mr can Kennedy. our pipers entertaining the “European Braid and Pipe Major Barron, who were Pibroch: Simon Peters, Charles Dun­ Educational Seminar" at Houston House always present at the various practices, bar. outside Edinburgh as hosted by The without fail. Our thanks must go to them President’s Trophy for all-round service: Drambuie Liqueur Company. Charles, for all they have done for the Band over Charles Dunbar. Andrew and young Alastair Gaw came back to School overwhelmed by not just the high-powered nature of the American guests, but also by the wealth so lightly carried. Strathallan’s name will be car­ ried far and wide by the Tour operators as well as by the various Whisky Compa­ nies represented at that event. The Summer term itself witnessed a stepping up of gears in order to put forward a competition team ready" for “the big one" at Fettes College (The Scottish Schools’ CCF Championship). As well as this main event, the Band fielded a record number of pipers and drummers on Speech Day, though up to the very last minute there were withdraw­ als as well as sudden substitutions. In the end some 35 pipers and drummers assaulted parental eardrums in what we trust was an interesting way. The Competition itself was almost a relief after the pressure of the build-up before the actual event. This pressure came from our two previous wins, which made the third almost, in many minds.

22 MACBETH With customary imagination, energy good nature and a graciousness which and confidence John Broadfoot and was reflected too in Keith Dinsmore’s Jonathan Forster set about producing Malcolm. Kristian Robertson played a one of the most popular of all plays — the convincingly younger, more vulnerable, “Scottish play.” To embark on such a brother. Richard Haslam’s Banquo reve­ project with a critical audience holding aled his cheerful open nature with his preconceived ideas on how Shakespeare friend and ease with his son (Iain “ought” to be done is a daunting task but Wilson). Humour of a different kind was we were amply rewarded, for here was a conveyed by Craig Glimm’s Porter. His production that kept the essential inte­ ready wit and obvious enjoyment was felt grity of the play, yet was boldly innova­ by all in his hugely enjoyed and famous tive in its ideas. “ribald" scene. A stroke of genius Macbeth's excellent set construction, rendered him also the Common Man and designed by Greg Ross and built by Seyton. Not only did the former role Martin Coombs, and aided in particular enable scenes to be summarised, but the by the tireless and ever-cheerful direc­ latter offered a deeper poignancy to tor’s assistant Catherine Burns, included Macbeth’s growing state of madness — this year a thrust stage with brought the with his servant all too ready to “turn­ audience into the very heart of the play. coat" when he felt it expedient. Fraser Full and skilful use was made of the Fyfe played a magnificent Macduff — his whole hall, and the set painted by Torquil grief expressed in Act IV being especially Macleod offered real atmosphere, depth moving. Other strong parts were played and versatility. by the murderers (alias Dempsey and The opening eerie green light estab­ Tindal) and Rhidian Davies as the old lished an atmosphere of intrigue and the blind seer. haunting sound of the bagpipes — the It is invidious to select particular drones of battle — could be heard. This scenes for mention but I must commend set the mood of the production which, by the tense murder scene; the haunting subtle blending during the lines "making banquet scene; the striking apparition the green one red” created memorable scene (all too often dull); the poignant visual images on stage. At times utter scene of Lady Macduff (Laura Marshall) darkness followed a scene of violence to and her son (Duncan Forbes). If ever the great effect. Trevor Goody and James theme “fair is foul” was illustrated to Green masterminded the lighting crew. effect, it was here, with “family-friend” “ Fair is foul.” As the noise of battle Porter cruelly revealing himself as a died away, we were met by the sinister murderer. I enjoyed the beautifuly con­ sight of the witches slumped over the trolled encounter of Callum Drummond throne — the focal point. The individu­ (Doctor) and Penny Carruthers in Act V alised nature of the witches was strongly scene i and the very well-directed final portrayed by Elizabeth Reekie, Katie sword fight choreographed by Kenneth Pattinson, and Susie Leiper. These Glenavon of Perth Theatre. hooded figures with whitened lips added Finally of course the success of the a chill at each appearance. Their pre­ production lies with its leading actors and sence was enhanced by the excellent live here both Ian Clark and Louisa Macken­ sound effects from Euan Smith and Colin zie were quite superb. Ian’s lean face Pettinger. became visibly more gaunt with the strain The wardrobe girls (Ailsa, Yvonne, of bearing a false crown, and his eyes and Carol) rose to the challenge admir­ revealed the isolation of a maddened, ably. Dressing the lords in kilts was an desperate yet lonely man. His words were inspiration — for it added to the essen­ spoken with true conviction, and often for tially Scottish nature of the production. me with fresh meaning. His final soliloquy The cast moved easily in familiar garb far left one silent. He and Louisa increasingly removed from the usual doublet and moved as a pair playing the dominant or hose. I was particularly impressed by the submissive partner caught up in the web of excellent crowd scenes. John Maxwell intrigue. Louisa’s intelligent and gripping played a sensitive and quietly authorita­ portrayal of Lady Macbeth held us all. tive Ross, leading the reactions of the Her strength and exhaustion and final fall lords to the events. The lords moved with to madness carried us into a mind broken real skill — never obtrusive but height­ with guilt and fear. An outstanding ening the central action. The addition of partnership. “ladies” effectively helped establish the It was a production which was satisfy­ ironic notion of Macbeth as host. I also ing to ear and eye — and what hours enjoyed the army scenes from Michael must have gone into mastering the text Clayton’s “bloody” sergeant to the itself! But it was also deeply satisfying to English army led (with confidence) by the mind, and I appreciated greatly the Sandy Milroy and Alec Johnston. Tar- subtleties that gave rise to debate and rent Steele as young Siward brought just discussion and opened up for me new the right amount of energy and aggres­ insights into a much loved “set text.” sion to challenge Macbeth at the end. Our thanks go to all who gave us such a Dirk Patterson, as Duncan, com­ feast. manded with an air of confidence and Ian Clarke as MacBeth. J.T.F.

23 HOUSE DRAMA COMPETITION

Why is the House Drama Competition Townhill took the lead role (who else?) of Martin were revelations as Cilia Black so successful? Because each play matters Sadman — a sort of depressed Batman — and a contestant. "Osmond Radley." to those who wrote, directed and per­ and did extremely well. Sadly for Sad­ Simpson's play "Hijack" was a formed it, because they wrote, directed man. his side-kick 'Swallow'(Christopher reworking of a rather dull play in a school and performed it themselves! There is no Moore) swooped, and snatched success text book, and was certainly an improve­ element of compulsion in this competi­ with a scintillating showing: it was that ment on the original. I would still have tion, now in its sixth year, and it is kind of play. It also involved about 25 liked a more original script, but all the produced with minimal staff involve­ people. performers were disciplined and con­ vincing. ment. Of course, some of the plays are Nichol House’s “ Island X" had the Woodlands again nearly provided a better than others: some people can act best programme, designed, word- masterpiece, but fell short in perfor­ well, and do; some can't, and don't. processed and drawn by Peter Goody. mance: "London to York" by Heather By the time you read this, you will “Chief Vegi," Chris Procter was another Dewar and Claire Tomlin was highly have forgotten about who did what and impressive performer. The imaginative imaginative and well crafted. It was a how. Suffice it to say that every house quality of this play was outstanding: sophisticated story with a double time provided a play of some quality; Freeland characters included "Scrotum Pole" scale. The acting was very sound, but the provided “The Freeland House Play," (David Bradbury and Alistair Nicoll). final product lacked the vitality of the chiefly written by Kristian Robertson and “Little Brat" (Mark Taylor) and "Hut" other houses' attempts. Stuart Monro and chiefly starring Niall (Andrew Wallace). The plot was not easy Mrs Pengelley and Mrs Forster judged Gray as ‘Elaine’. Niall Gray made to follow but jokes flowed thin and fast, that the best actor was Martin Ross and outstanding use of his natural talent for and the audience laughed non-stop. the best play was Leburn's "Sadman." comedy, and must have been very close Ruthven's "Blind Date,” loosely The overall winners however, were to picking up the best actor award. based on “ Blind Date" on T.V.. was the those 3rd and 4th Formers who collec­ Leburn, perennial favourites, funniest pure comedy of the evening. tively provided, with assistance from surpassed themselves with an hilarious Inevitably it did not possess much in the more senior pupils, an interesting, varied spoof, “Sadman," written by Sandy way of plot, and the joke wore thin after and highly amusing evening. Milroy and Richard Townhill. Richard a while, but Martin Ross and Alastair J.F. Below: The cast of the winning play.

24 LABOUR OMNIA VINCIT “ All things going to plan you should your manners, they don't cost anything answering, but I was nervous despite arrive on Earth by Wednesday, and I'd and they'll stand you in good stead too -— myself. The Major — that very word expect you to be in full operation by you are a guest. And whatever you do, filled me with dread and fear. But why Friday." whatever, don't you dare embarrass this should it? I hadn't really done anything “ But where on Earth? ..." I began. regiment, y' hear. If you do. Rustad.” notably bad. stupid or embarrassing to “Shut-up Rustad. This is no time for “ Yes sir. I am well aware of the the regiment. At least I didn't think . , . I wit or rather stupid questions. I expect consequences, my misconduct gener­ thought I'd, but . . . I could have . . . no, you to act with one hundred per cent ally." no I hadn't, had I? Oh my goodness, I efficiency, responsibility, politeness, “Good, you seem to learn from could just imagine it all now, the door as eagerness and general intelligence, if you experience. Well, go, off, go, and get I pushed it open and tripped over the can manage . . . Goodness only knows." ready. You've only got thirty-one hours. door sill, spilling papers everywhere, He rolled his eyes upwards. "Yes. well, And. um. well the best of luck." hearing it slam behind me, and having to Perthshire by Friday, Strathallan School Oh yes. what luck! And as soon as the slowly cover that endless distance, that is your destination, as described here." door slammed shut behind me. 1 let off a gulf between the door and his desk, I le handed me a very large worn folder, wild whoop of joy, ignoring the Major's getting closer, nearer . . . ten prospectuses and eighteen school shouts and ran down the corridor. Incre­ "Ah Rustad, still the same as ever I magazines. dibly, unbelievably and unreally my see. Heard you'd had the time of your "Not much else I can give as additional life-long ambition had just been fulfilled. life down at the centre of the universe, information, only remember you will be I was free! that's good. Now, as to this last report. wearing clothes, and may find this group I laid down my pen and massaged my I'd like to see it first if you'd be so kind, of twits rather inferior and stupid . . . " tired hands. The last, most important thank you. And, um. if you don't mind Inferior or stupid? How could he . . . report lay finally completed on the desk I'll just read through it now. Do sit "Oh. and please be punctual. Flight before me. Well, it looked alright, quite down." leaves at 0700 hours precisely, sharp!" he neat and respectable. But would it satisfy And he read. And I sat there, silent. added for emphasis. "And remember the Major? A stupid question not worth A REPORT ON THE STRATHALLIAN

(Strath-AP yen) Additional buildings are the Dining Hall embarrassed and need the warmth and where the Strathallian eats, and a num­ protection. The Strathallian has a drab FILEM: Brainbrilliantines ber of one-storey classrooms. Large areas uniform appearance about it and this CLASS: Publicschoolarians of land are left as lawns, particularly regular wardrobe seldom changes, except ORDER: Diminuitidea around the nucleus, or otherwise tarma- in the cases of Prefects and Masters. It is FAMILY: Twitenciensis (abb. to Twits) cadamed because I assume, of the a privilege of these adults to wear SPECIES: Strathalliensis Clotius problems that elderly Twits have in different clothes (a form of adult mai" Topic 1 — Habitat propelling themselves around the school ings), but they also have a second The Strathallian (a rather unadaptable unaided. There is also a big field below distinguishing feature. The prefects parti­ creature generally) lives only in the Perth the female house which both males and cularly develop parasol-like organs which district, on the outskirts of the small females love running around in the height they open in wet weather as a form of village of Forgandenny. overlooking the of summer. However, in winter, large protection. Many masters, however may Earn Valley. This area may be described ‘H ’ shaped poles are erected at either lose this ability, or else have extracted for as ‘peaceful’ though, as five hundred and end. and the males, in front of an reasons of personal taste, this organ twenty-two young alone occupy the admiring audience of females, practise which does not regenerate. Height of the territory, I may disagree. The total area another religious ritual as they aim to Strathallian (excluding the parasol), may of land (School Ground), amounts to 150 prove their prowess by seemingly cover­ vary from 4' 8" to 6' 7". acres, but as to whether some of this has ing themselves in mud. fighting over a That is all to be noted from the been added as a result of skirmishes with ball as it is thrown or kicked up and down outward appearance, but I have also other Twits (during the mating season), the field, thus exhausting themselves and studied the attitudes and general behavi­ naturally expanded through civilised even on occasion, suffering injuries. our of the species, and in doing so have exchange or simply stolen. I cannot say. As for the food, there are the various found it to be distinctly divided into A large percentage of this land has been usual types of animal and plant food in separate levels, each with its own task developed and built on. for like other the countryside (none of which is hunted and purpose to fulfil. You really seem to Twits, the Strathallian builds remarkably by the Twits), and as regards climate, we have the beginning of an organised social large houses which give shelter from the find precipitation to be quite substantial community. harsh, miserable climate (advisable since — ideal conditions for the Twit, who, The Head Master is the title given to they have a weak constitution). This is a though of a weak constitution, seems the chief male adult, who is seen some-• primitive form of sub-divided communal generally indifferent and adapted to any what as an administrative figure-head. living. These five large houses (named weather. He is aided by the other adults — his Nicol, Leburn, Simpson. Freeland and Staff, which consists of both males and Ruthven), are based around a nucleus Topic II — Anatomy (and Crowth) females (given that title because of the containing the Chapel (a strange building All Strathallians follow a certain stan­ support given to their Head Master). In where religious rites and timeless chants dard appearance, although ‘Masters' and singular form, those of the staff are are performed), the Main Building and ‘Prefects' differ slightly. The physical referred to as either Masters (male), or the one and only house for the females of structure of a Strathallian is very similar Miss (female). It is the job of a master/ this species. I conclude this central to other Twits, being of an anthrapoid miss to educate certain different groups positioning to be a reflection on the nature, though the intelligence level may of the young. Prefects are the young amount the males respect and honour vary. For a reason known only to adults given the responsibility of discip­ females, though they very rarely enter themselves. Twits wear clothes — though lining, training, toughening and fittening the house without express permission). they are said to be vain, easily the younger Twits. Those that excel at

25 this task are made School Piglets (the Once this has been accomplished, there is the punishment proves to be satisfactory. connection being that their manners then a fierce struggle to enter the Dining Alternatively they may be forced to write leave something to be desired). The Hall, as the Strathallian fights desp­ a set number of lines or do a particularly fourth and final level is the largest, erately and wildly to obtain access to its nasty or boring task. All of these containing the young of various different food. When inside he must take a tray, methods prove to be adequately effec­ sizes and intelligences. then queue again, on the way picking up tive, though for the very worst behavi­ various other implements with which to our, a Twit can be sent to the Headmas­ Topic III — Feeding consume his meal. Depending on which ter who punishes it horribly (or so it is As a rule, the Strathallian eats regu­ house he belongs to, he will be forced to rumoured). And if this is of no effect, the larly three times a day (being fond of sit in that particular reserved area. The Twit will be expelled from the species food). Its diet is obviously very whole­ most important table is the High-Table, and forced either to become a vagabond some and nutritious, for every single where the School Piglets and Headmaster or enter another species (relative of animal of the species appears to be meet to discuss the quality of the food. I Twitenciensis). well-fed, having that contented, docile, have known for a great gong to be hit, sleepy look about it (especially in the and then a hush descend while a short Topic V — Growth and Reproduction morning). Meals are eaten in the dining prayer (I can only assume) is spoken. I know nothing of the mating and hall, built solely for this purpose. Food is Spontaneous singing I have also exper­ embryo development of the young, since brought to the school in trucks for the ienced. On leaving the Dining Hall they the Strathallians are very proud, private Strathallian is far too fussy to hunt its must stack the implements in various creatures and could not allow this. food. The food comes packaged in tins or different containers. These are then However I was able to observe the boxes and is stored according to the washed and recycled. I leave no explana­ spawning time. Spawning occurs in late instructions. When it has matured suffi­ tions to any of these customs, as I know August when, on the same day, many ciently, it is prepared by a section of the no better. self-propelled carriages of different col­ staff — chefs, who instruct a group of ours arrive on the tarmacadam (or rather, young on the preparation and cooking of Topic IV — Natural Predators nursery grounds). It would seem this is a food. The diet of the Strathallian is also It seems a curious thing, but I do not chrysalis and contains as well as the very varied, and at every meal time, they know of any predators of this species. feotus, both parents. The young ‘child’ is seem spoilt for choice, having two main However, sadly most die after reaching hatched, and the parents also are hatched meals to choose from, one for the leaning the stage of Prefect. Only a handful a few moments later. Thus it cannot be omniverous another for the more car- survive to continue the following year as said that the female herself gives birth to niverous. A Strathallian, I also find to be a Master, yet this process ages them the child viviperously as she appears to rather wasteful and greedy, for he leaves greatly and they become more dignified be quite independent of this process. a large percentage of his food behind, and respected. I have never seen a Once born, the child is already approxi­ and yet always complains of being hun­ Strathallian die, and do not know what mately adult height, fully clothed and gry, which seems to be a slight contradic­ happens to the carcass once dead. seemingly able to think for itself. It tion in terms. Because of this rather In an odd form, however, the Masters gathers together some bag-like food strange need for supplementation, and Prefects may consider themselves stores, found inside the chrysalis and another small food market has been set predators of the young. Prefects, I have along with the parents, the child makes up. Here, however, a Strathallian has to noticed, will frequently punish a young­ its way to a particular house where the pay for his foolishness, doing so using an ster for general misconduct, the punish­ child establishes its territory in a room accepted form of currency. ment varying to suit the crime. Physical full of similar young. A meal is then There are also a number of customs exercise is a main type and is most often eaten by all the young Twits and their and ceremonies totally unique to the supervised in the early hours of the parents, after which the parents will leave Strathallian. I believe to do with the morning by either a Prefect or Master again in the chrysalis. From that stage traditions and religious connections who exercises them cruelly without onwards, the child must fend for itself, behind eating. For instance, there are mercy until they beg for forgiveness and helped only by other young. Prefects and two groupings who may only eat at a relief. The young can also be made to do Masters. Almost all Strathallians survive certain time. The first grouping of the ‘Strip Changes', whereby they report to a birth and indeed it must be a process younger Twits must stand in as straight a master who then orders them to run and greatly enjoyed, for three times each year line as they can manage for at least five get changed into lots of different items of after a period of hibernation, they go minutes (this is supervised by a Prefect). clothing. This process is repeated until through the motions of birth once again.

“ Do they indeed, well this is most that's just as well because I have another forms, Twits, schools, incredibly detailed interesting. I must admit I really didn’t little surprise for you — the ideal job. reports, classes, confusion, questions, an think you had it in you. but perhaps I was You'll be leaving on Thursday, should alien land, time ...” wrong, congratulations,” and he leant arrive on Saturday which is when I want It was then I woke up from the over the desk and shook me by the hand. your first report. Your visit should last nightmare. I sat up in bed, eyes open, I grasped it feebly, sweat suddenly about a year and you should settle in well staring into the blackness as my everyday pouring down my face with relief. Per­ with the Lorretonians. Here’s some rational senses returned, and my brea­ haps I’d been wrong. The Major was relevant info, and remember your flight thing and pulse slowed. No, thank really quite decent, a fair man. leaves at 1300 hours. Don’t be late. I'll goodness I was not, as I’d imagined, a “Well thank you sir, I tried my best. be counting on you to act as well as you School Inspector — I was still a Biology And you know what they say, ‘If a job’s have been doing.” Teacher. worth doing, it’s worth doing well.’ “Oh no, no, no he can't do this to me. Besides, I love Twits.” Not another year, another mission of Marianne Kustad “Yes, I had noticed . And Rustad cold weather, awful food, stupid uni­ Form III

26 Twitenciensis in action — Sian raises the roof al the Christmas Concert.

27 AN EXAMINER S REVENGE (prompted by “G.C.S.E. FROM THE SHOP FLOOR” and “G.C.S.E. A WORM’S EYE VIEW” “ The Strathallian” Vol. 14 No.5 1988

As some day it may just happen that a Roan whose figures won't agree five pillars. victim must be found. With the totals on the marks-sheets— so The Salvation Army worship in the City I’ve got a little list, I've got a little list. it's left to little me Dell. Of examinee offenders who might well go To bring order out of chaos through Roman Catholics get an annulment when underground. astute accountancy. their marriage is dull and void. And who never would be missed, they Alas O woe is me, it really should not be. The moral of the Ramayana is — never never would be missed. I've got them on the list . . . etc. leave your wife alone. There’s the candidate who answers all In South Africa they have very little rain the eithers and the ors. Then there are the subject officers, like to give them a good harvest. Who when asked for his opinion gives the Alison and Steve, So they'll end up eating each other. one he thinks is yours. They really would be missed. They really Don’t understand anything to do with And when you ask him what he knows, would be missed. Bible. he answers “not a lot". It’s not their fault you understand, ’twas In the Third World there is too many Then ties his answers tightly with a Government decree people. fiendish granny knot. To pack into a single year, what really The world total is nearly the same as the He tells you Muslims go on Hajj to needed three. amount of people in the Third World. Mecca “cos it’s hot”. So you’re told to send your Coursework If the bomb were dropped Christians They never would be missed, they never off by May the 31st, believe we would go to a better place. would be missed. In a letter that arrives in schools — on If someone has committed murder they I've got them on my list. I've got them on glorious June the 1st! too should be executed because God m y list, The addresses of the moderators don't says that you should forgive people. And they’d none of them be missed, arrive at all. O. Do Christian arguments have any they'd none of them be missed. So "The Coursework’s stacked in boxes influence in the debate? in a corner of the hall." A. Yes they do. I think all rapists should There’s the teachers who get muddled “The Laboratory Technician put them be locked up." with the “K” and “U ” and “E": on her bonfire list. O what a silly B ...... just like you and I hope it won't be missed." — I'm sure it . . . So if they ask me back next year I'm just like me. won't be missed. sure I will resist. They send their Coursework to be I've got them on the list . . . etc. The money's not that good, to make me marked to anyone but me. re-enlist. When of course it should be me — what What keeps the markers going are the But if they then insist — and I think they inefficiency! howlers on the scripts. will insist — Then there’s Mr Watt A Pillock who’s They never would be missed — I have a Then I'll fly again to London and hope I still teaching G.C.E. longer list . . . won't be missed! Who predicts that all his pupils will get “Perjury is where Roman Catholics go Reverently Anon. “better than a B” , when they die. And his younger colleague Mark U. Muslims on the Hajj throw stones at the

DEBATING

The Society came across much the mendable performance from Eddie man) and Philip Walker (Time-Keeper) same problems as last year in the shape of Parker and Duncan Spinner stands out as for devoting much of their time, and also a further waning of debaters, and a lack they battled against each other, exchang­ to the debaters themselves who worked of time for the Upper Vlth debaters and ing quick-fire repartee and lucid theories hard — both in the preparation and committee alike as a result of an increase about Euthanasia and whether it would execution of their arguments. Another in workload and a more rigorous exami­ be beneficial to society. Scots proverb rules that “A gude tongue nation period. Debaters were soon Topics discussed in the debating year is a safe w eapon”. This is quite true, yet a likened to gold-dust and most of the Sixth focussed on the Public School System, tongue can only be “gude" through using Form succumbed to that well known education and morality, and although it, and debating is the best way in which malady “peer pressure” . By applying the many ideas were floated: such as a House to perfect this skill. I sincerely hope that Scots concept that “a close mouth catches Debating Contest and more formality in next academic year more people will nae flies” many were either too scared or the structure of the debates, time bet­ support not just the Society but this idea too ashamed to give it a go and speak rayed us in the end. Hopefully, next year and show a willingness to speak out. their mind. Enthusiasm in the Lower the committee may succeed in reforming Keith Dinsmore Vlth was particularly lacking with only the system which would definitely be (Secretary) Kristien Robertson, Catherine Burns and more beneficial to everyone concerned. (A word of thanks to the Secretary, Rhidian Davies coming forward. At a Fraser Fyfe and Craig Glimm repre­ Keith Dinsmore, for the irreverent and school level, debating is not about sented Strathallan at the Scottish sometimes irrelevant ''Minutes" which winning or losing the argument, but Schools’ Debating Competition, but seldom were a true record of the previous rather, overcoming the in-bred hostility were unlucky enough to fall at the first debate but nevertheless ensured that each to public speaking. Several people hurdle to the Glenalmond contingent. evening got off to a good-humoured start. achieved this goal, and one most com­ Many thanks to Fraser Fyfe (Chair­ T.G.L.).

28

1992 ET TOUT CA!

If you haven’t heard about 1992 by thinking behind the new UK language we aim to encourage pupils to initiate now, you must have been on a protracted examinations — GSCE. Standard language themselves without waiting for space mission without a radio. If you Grade, new Highers and 'A' Levels. To a prompt from the teacher, and generally have heard about it, you will know that this end the Headmaster and Governors to be more independent in their learning the Single European Market is expected have agreed to equip the Department and problem-solving. to result in an unprecedented mobility of with Tandberg 600 Learning Labs. The greater fluency resulting from the workforce. And that, inevitably, will Rooms 2 and 5 are due to be in use by increased oral and aural work will have include us! For those willing to meet the August *89, with the "Lab’ and Room 3 the added benefit of a ‘knock-on effect' challenge, the ability to communicate to follow shortly. These will enable pupils — giving more confidence and natural­ adequately in one or more of the Euro­ to work singly, in pairs or in groups, ness to the written work, which will of pean languages of our fellow European working independently of the teacher for course continue to be an important part nations promises to be a much more much of the time, but nevertheless of all courses. Finally, we are looking valuable skill than for the present genera­ monitored continually. Each pupil will into ways of introducing supported self- tion of Scottish employees, business and have greatly-increased opportunities for study of languages other than those on professional people. Our poor perfor­ both speaking and listening. In addition, the standard curriculum. mance nationally in this field has long it is now Departmental policy for the Inevitably, we can still look forward to been notorious. Like it or not, we can't target language to be used for all class­ the occasional howler to lighten our day. afford not to change. room communication and organisation. Like the pupil who told us recently he What has all this to do with Strath- Pupils have taken to this like frogs to would be taking on a camping trip his allan? Well, the Modern Languages water and speak French to me around the "maitresse pneumatique"! Department intends to respond to the school as if to the manner born. Other J.W. situation within the EC and to the classroom methods are changing too and

COMPUTING It is usual to write generally under a ing, taking up his interest in the fourth impatience with younger pupils but they subject heading about the events of the year and rapidly mastering the basic had great respect for him which he year, both successes and failures, but I language needed for computer operation. returned with genuine affection and should like to dedicate this space to one His forte has been to extend this qualifica­ assistance. individual. That person is David Clark tion into the full range of computer David's achievement has been to make who has left the upper sixth this year to application. computers available to many people in continue his studies at University. It has been a very great pleasure to the school. His athletics standards pro­ I first met David when he was in the watch him work and to work with him. gramme used in the summer term is just lower sixth pursuing a rigorous mathema­ His reliability and responsibility at work one example of this wide involvement. tics course. It soon became clear to me in the department have been observed by David will be missed greatly and I wish that he had the qualities required to look other pupils, so setting a standard of him every success in the future. to the future in a rapidly changing field of involvement for those pupils for future G.R.N.R. study. David was self-taught in comput­ years. There were some moments of

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30 STRATHFLIGHT (or “ Geography is Going Places”)

What better way to celebrate the naming their own admission they had only heard from the inside of the little bags provided of the new fleet of British Airways of in the classroom. by the airline — that of turbulence! Advanced Turboprop jets after Scottish The media greeted us with micro­ Back on the ground and all queasiness Straths, than to invite a planeload of phones. flash bulbs and T.V. cameras for gone, an airline lunch disappeared more Strathallan pupils to occupy their name­ what was obviously a big public relations quickly than anything provided at school. sake in an inaugural run on the Western exercise. After several photocalls and the Then hostesses' names were noted by Isles route? So ran the first of the B.A. naming ceremony by Cameron Mackay, more than just the senior boys, while Scotland management's thinking last we took off for our high-speed fieldwork: badges, stickers and notepads were all March when 60 aspiring geographers set observing snow levels; river meanders; gathered up and we returned to school out for some higher flying than normal, urban morphology; clouds and one fea­ after a worthwhile and enjoyable flight. doing field work over features which by ture which the more sensitive observed A.J.H.W.

Stralhallan

The High-Fliers.

31 CDT REPORT Life within the Craft, Design and Technology Department continues to be full of interest, with every day presenting a new challenge to all. This year we have seen the first large group through their A Level Technology Course, with a wonderful variety of final projects, that ranged from an automatic fish counting device, to a selection of ideas to help handicapped people. Indeed, several of the students not only earned the respect of their ‘clients' by the quality of their work, but Simon Peters and Gavin Robb gained 1st and 2nd runner-up places in the Scottish section of the Young Scientist of the Year Competition. My very best wishes go to all the Sixth Formers who have worked so hard throughout this demanding year, and I hope they will have good luck in their Above: Simon Peters. Below: Gavin Robb. future careers. Change continues, and we have wel­ comed the introduction of a radically new Higher Course, that certainly attempts to address the problem of keeping in touch with the changing face of the ‘real world', something that it is all too easy to ignore. Lower down the school we have been able to build on our previous GCSE experience, to consolidate and expand the courses and to continue to offer a broad selection to all. All this change and the demands of extra curricula activities, place a tre­ mendous burden on all the staff, and I am extremely grateful for their help and support in every way, and I look forward to another year of interest and challenge — they do say that ‘variety is the spice of life,’ don’t they?! P.J.E.

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Five minutes until next melted brown sugar chanelling between “ Where is your tie . . .?” lesson. I raised the pie to my mouth. It them like mountainside streams mean­ “ Oui Madam Lucas. Bien sur . . the stopped inches from my chapped lips. My dering slowly...... lessons bell rung: like the sound of spring arm stopped, suspended by the maniac I was just about to swallow my apple to my ears. No. the sound of Christmas, puppeteer who had first proposed this pie with its pale brown — when some­ “ Do not forget your french textbook criminal motion. Eat it! thing inhuman screamed ‘Murder.’ Paul!" Eh? Ahhh! — No, it was my alarm clock. I “ Merci Madame. Merci Beaucoup. Au “Eat it” said a voice in my head. The looked at my digital watch — 8.30. only? revoir." puppeteer’s voice. My hand wrenched School at nine. Ssssugar. I hate school. “Go-od-bye, Paul” forward, my mouth ripped open and the Somehow my hand found its way to the Aren't I just a wee sucke at French? pie was forced in. One half, three freezing wastes of my bedside table. I Breaktime! I sat with my friends in the quarters, I was going to be sick. But my smashed the offender who immediately common room. Break was half an hour to hands and mouth kept working. The choked and decided to shut up. Someone socialise, eat and talk. Eat. I was to eat apple pie. cold and soiid, slid down my said something. Mmm I could stay in my my usual break. My mum's raspberry throat. Every last bit was gone. I saw cosy bed all day. “ Hurry!" pie. I looked at my pals. Bob had chips. Kay. I fought into the bathroom still half Kay had an apple pie. Doug had just “ Hey! Lessons? Holy Maria Ander- asleep and still trying desperately to get a eaten his. sons! I didn’t even start my pie." sock on. I sjjlashed the cold water over “ Kay could I have a wee. wee smid­ Kay picked up m y pie. At least it must my face and rubbed it vigorously with a geon of yer apple pie." have been. But didn't I see his pie put on towel. I fell down the stairs and sat down. “No way Paul. I love 'em. No. Here the right hand side? My mouth pulled back in a whole­ I'm just going to the bog. I ate a couple “Oh well, see you Paul." hearted yawn . . . “Don't sit there of rasberries from my ma's pudd' last Kay stuffed the pie in his face, swal­ yawning — get a move on!" night." I began to laugh. lowing what he could and letting what­ “Okay, okay." “No I’m no kiddin, it’s an allergy, ever else drop to the bin. I stared after God my mum could go on right Ahh-ah!" him. He can't have noticed my raspberry enough. I took a bite of some cold, burnt Kay ran off, bent double and clutching filling. I breathed. But wait, he said he toast, grabbed my break and school his abdomen. was allergic to raspberries, didn’t he? books, kicked on my dirty shoes and His apple pie. Huh. Kay was a well Then the word would get out. He would burst out the door. “ Bye, mum." brought up child, a son of an engineering report me! I would have to go to see the “ Bye, I hope your shoes are clean! Do manager, in fact, and his mum always headmaster during lessons. What if you hear me Paul? Paul? Pa-aul you made him apple pies. He had left half on someone had seen that it was Kay's pie I forgot your tie. I can’t understand that the table. No no he was a mate of mime, ate? Kay’s pie! My pal he was, (was, what kid. Two hours TV last night, and he says even if I loved apple pies. The raspberry have I done?) His parents’ll tell mum. he didn’t have time to . . . ." pie tasted worse. He’ll never be my friend again. I’ll never I collapsed through the old school The day passed slowly. have any friends. ‘Thief’ I'd be branded, gates at five past nine. Hell! What have I At 5.30 — definitely not a minute too a thief! got, what have I got. Maths, maths, oh soon — the old bell rung away . I’d just I ran to the art room. We were painting no Mrrr. Mr Barber, I put away the had chem’y (groan, boo. hiss). I packed pictures, but I couldn't begin to think. tattered parchment that bore my timet­ away my books irritably, thinking about Then the headmaster would call my able. That was one thing that was cool . . our difficult homework. As I ran home mother! Oh Jesus! I'd really get it then. . Maths! I started to sprint again. Across my mind began to wander on to more At 5.30, I ran all the way home. What the frosty playground, in the boy's doors. pleasant things. Apple pies. But: Kay could I do? I could bake an apple pie, It wasn't much warmer inside than out always had an apple pie, and I never! It and try to give it to Kay the next day but I and I didn't welcome the sight of the wasn't fair. An old lady passed by. It isn't can’t make apple pies! ancient oaken bannisters, scratched and fair! You hear me? . . . Sorry Ma'am. It I sat all evening unchanged, sweating. worm-ridden, ascending steeply with the wasn't. Why couldn't I have my mother Wondering what to do. The cast iron stone staircase. I finally reached the top make me one. I reached our house and lock shuffled and clicked, and the front and staggered into the deserted corridor. pulled back the heavy door. The bank of door thumped open. Mum! I ran and ran, the footfalls echoing, red and brown autumn leaves crawled “ Hi. I'm back." chasing me. E-one, E-two. Classroom back. I stamped in and slammed the' “ Hi." E-three was at the end. I flung myself the door. My mouth was dry and my voice was last two yards and exploded through the The next day (I had asked my mum if weak. door. Ow I was one inch through the she would make me an apple pie, but she “ Well Paul, did you enjoy your apple door O ne inch! said to be quiet and eat my dinner. I had pie?" “ You, are, late — Ferguson" Mr kept nagging on and I mentioned it again What? Did she know I had stolen one? Barber — Barber spat my surname and before I went to bed. She nearly threw Had she been called up from work to see snarled. I could feel my cheeks and ears the soap at me: “You're lucky you get the headmaster? So had I been reported? go hot with embarrassment and could something to eat at all," she said. So I “Pardon, mum.” feel the pupils’ laughter. Barber's upper was stuck with my raspberry pie). I let the “ I said, did you enjoy the apple pie? I lip twitched as it always did when he was brown pie drop heavily onto the bench. thought I'd make you one with apples enraged. Kay was unwrapping another of his instead of those ‘boring' raspberries . “Sit down and see me at lunchtime." apples. "Oh blimey, I need the bog!. . . Dare 1 say hut. then excuse? Someone pulled the trigger; from then on H. McCartan “ But." I didn’t know what happened. I’d never

33 SURVIVAL 1989 Early in the summer term, the main ourselves from them. Anything else is logical reversal, and harbours some notice board has a small unobtrusive secondary, and the cathartic effect of the idyllic memories. Mull has its own addition. The heading is “survival" and' week was to release us from the everyday peculiar beauty even in horrendous most people pass on and go to the tuck worries of civilisation and to make us see weather, but there really is something shop instead. Every year however a few them as luxuries. Exams, holiday work, timeless in a fine autumn day and all its stop, think, maybe talk it over, and sign interviews — how lucky we are to have rich colours. Had there been a postbox, up. (Then go to the tuck shop). There are these things to worry about! Isn’t it nice we'd have sent a card home. different reasons why someone might to worry on the level of what we’re going However it might have read. "Wish wish to go — nice tie, UCCA forms, to wear to a 21st birthday! There was a you were here — I'd eat you." Lack of crash diet, impress the girlfriend. But in tremendous feeling of solidarity within food is an obvious challenge posed by the general the people who ended up in the the group — adverse conditions create exercise. It was a strange progression, minibus at 1 p.m. on Tuesday, 22 strong bonds between those fighting from hunger through nausea (for some) August, felt they might learn something them. There were no arguments — to a physical weakness which was rather important. How we passed the time could squabbling is superfluous and won’t keep alarming. The most diminuitive walks be documented, in a deadline friendly us dry or catch the dinner. Group living would send the heart racing. Our bodies sort of way, in a few lines, but readers was learned very quickly by all — not adjusted surprisingly easily to the pattern probably also want to know what we got only is it basic decency to make sure that of not eating, but we knew that we out of transmitting ourselves away on the everyone else is okay, but teamwork needed food. Lee and John distinguished west coast playing with fishhooks and produces far more than purely selfish themselves as cormorant hunters and this ponchos for a week. effort and if you look after others they was much more palatable than the other Stormbound boats at Fionphort meant will probably look after you. I think we nonsense we fried (boiled kelp is foul!). that we couldn't go to the Treshish saw the best in each other, or rather we Rabbits had made themselves scarce; fish Islands as planned. Before we could saw each other without pretentions and were very much in evidence but cheekily make practical suggestions (Abort Mis­ liked what we saw. The level of conversa­ jumping around way out of reach of any sion), Mr Glimm introduced us to Plan tion was surely a feature of the week. lines we could throw. Again, what it B. It had been brilliantly pre-arranged Everyone's views were listened to and tested was not how many animals we for just this eventuality and involved a lift discussed, no-one was made to feel utterly failed to snare, but how we coped from Malcolm to the end of the world stupid. Even such controversial state­ under the stress of not having what we and a trek out from there to arrive at a ments as “I'd love a Mars Bar" were take for granted. We discussed this, and little finger-bay on the Ross of Mull, by given a fair hearing. Enough philoso­ ventured that the comparatively little bit which time the more inquisitive among us phising, let's talk about the weather. of discomfort which we went through had began to ask such searching ques­ The first three days were grim. Rain may just increase our capacity for sym­ tions as “What are we doing?” . A during the day is not so bad. but during pathy towards the world situation of question which intrigued us all week! the night when you are not moving underprivilege. I'm not claiming we are This area in which we were to survive around and need to sleep, it is, well, better people and will instantly give all seemed just as challenging as we'd mildly harrassing. The shelter was as our money to charity, but we might now imagined Fladda to be. Civilisation was good as we could make it but there was hesitate to say “ I'm starving." much too far away to be tempting. The no way of stopping that rain drenching The last (truly the last, promise!) terrain was boggy and barren, the rain our sleeping bags at night. Mercifully the paragraph is calling all old survivors who very wet and the prevailing winds very rain was not constant, and during the have been out with Mr Glimm to please prevailing. Shelter was the immediate breaks in the daytime we dried off as best get in touch with him soon — even just a priority, and as we trapezed around an we could. Permanently wet walking boots copy of your address and a note of any overhanging rock with ponchos and robes is an evocative memory! Sunday, how­ time off. We would like to hold a dinner we gleaned what was to be a useful ever, was ecstacy. The sun came out! It of some sort for the Strathallan Survi­ thought for the day. Reduced to a can't ever have been greeted as gratefully vor's Club, and it is a start if we are in situation of bare minimums, what ulti­ in its life. We felt totally justified in touch with as many of you as possible. mately is important? The most basic sunbathing by the sea, bathing in the Bring your own mess tin. elements of nature are beyond our freshwater pool we found, reading L. Mackenzie control, and we fulfil our basic needs books, and doing exactly the same on firstly by protecting ourselves against Monday. This change in the weather I Louisa prepares for her ordeal. them and secondly by providing for brought on nothing less than a psycho- Photograph on p5 — E d ./

THE PANTHER On the trail which is well trodden — In the jungle he ventured, with sweat with death in tow. on his brow. Prologue He laced up his boots and quickly His time was near, it would happen Once bitten, twice shy, prepared right now, Keep a look out for the bad guy, To journey a path no man had yet Call it gut instinct, but somehow I He’s waiting in the heat of the jungle dared. knew. night, Exploring was risky, he'd always been The Pearly Gates opened for next in You won’t have a chance when his told, the queue... timing is right. But kept on exploring until he struck The cat came from nowhere, a shadow He’ll pounce, he won’t miss, no time gold. of black. to cry, No gold to be found, only death and The speed was what took me The jungle is savage, a sad place to pain. completely aback, die, But my efforts to warn him were Itsprangon him, penetrating sharp Life is a game, death comes too fast, somehow in vain, teeth and claws. Be careful — that breath could be He just brushed me aside, strode out He fell to the ground, but the cat your last. the door, didn't pause ... So watch out in the jungle. I knew from that moment just what It turned and saw me ... Because you never know, was in store. Jill (irieve

34 We of the rejects find a quaint fascina­ tion in the archaic idea that to play A SMUG hockey and to play it well, is the design of every rational schoolgirl. Why should this be? Brief empirical research demons­ INTERJECTION trates that the old (the wise) do not play hockey. Neither do the young — their minds have not yet been corrupted by FROM A SMALL this all-pervading ethos. In conclusion, hockey cannot be a sensible thing to do, else the entire population would be at it. NON-HOCKEY Good ideas — like eating, sleeping and the bringing of new life into the world — caught on pretty quick. PLAYER The result of holding the above views in a hockey-mad institution is (likely as not) being obliged to play hockey three times a week. In doing this one is installed in a hockey team branded “rejects” — a team of people who would rather be doing something else. The point we would like to make is this — it is insulting to lump all of those uninterested in hockey together in this way. We have individual identities. Some of us would rather be playing shinty, some snooker, some scuba diving. Some would rather be eating, sleeping and the rest. This leads to discord in an already unharmonious game (hockey, if you hadn’t already picked that up). Since we are realistic people and are fully aware that is not practical for girls to be doing more imaginative, more crea­ tive or more exciting things, the least that can be expected is that a bit of segrega­ tion be achieved on a national scale. The team of those-who-would-rather-be- playing-American-football from each school could have matches arranged alongside the rather different fixture between those two teams of people-who- would-rather-be-finger-knitting. These teams would become the elite of their particular field representing their chosen pipe-dream proudly and with vigour. Not just any old reject could join the school team of those-who-would-rather-be- spreading-the-good-word-in-Pacific- Islands. Tests of conviction, “Do you believe in God?” , strength “Can you cope with mosquito bites?" and ability “You have two and a half hours to proclaim absolute codswallop to this empty hall” , would have to be passed. The interesting question is: when the hockey team of those-who-would- prefer-to-be-offshore-racing met the scraped-together 1st IX in an imaginary pub brawl, who would win on phsyical strength, and who shine in strength of character? C.F.Burns

A 'reject' slopes o ff to spread the good word, by Hamish McCartan. STUDY BEDROOMS Now that the rebuilding programme is longer be a teeling ot belonging to a Communications between upper and well under way, it will not be long before house, and perhaps this will show itself in lower forms, as far as the girls go. are most of the school accommodation con­ the decline of inter-house competitions. good, probably due to the fact that the sists of study bedrooms. The new study Study bedrooms are not bad for ironing board is in the downstairs kit­ bedrooms will be more comfortable, and everyone, though. It is right that the chen! Also, although the common room hopefully more homelike. pupils in upper and lower sixth forms is not used very much, people spend a lot should have rooms to themselves because of time crammed in each other's rooms, However, many people think that the they need the privacy to study, and by the or are often seen simply sitting in the demise of the old dormitory will irrepar­ corridors where midnight conversations ably damage the whole school system. time people get into the sixth form they have already made friends. Study bed­ are common. The advantage of studies in There will be no more pillow fights or this case is that if people want to sleep, mass dorm discussions, and the overall rooms may not be a good.thing for the “community spirit" will suffer for it. The lower form though. they can. Study bedrooms mean less bullying new houses are too much like hotels, with Alan Davidson and allow people to develop an individu­ their unending, faceless corridors, and The conversion of the boys' school ality which they may have suppressed in however much this induces the occupants accommodation to study bedrooms, has to work, they do nothing towards making dorms for fear of not ‘fitting in’. been met widely by approval. Gone will There was some worry that study life interesting. be the days of comment to the tune of bedrooms would mean that new pupils It has already been noticed in the new “the girls have got it easy” , and for many would not meet people and make friends. Simpson/Freeland block that there has reasons it is a change for the better. In third form, however, all girls share a been a breakdown in communication The removal of dormitories changes room with someone and there is talk of between upper and lower forms. People nothing except the old. traditional idea of this being the case in fourth form also are more content to sit in their nice warm a boarding school. Study bedrooms have next year. Even if people don't meet in studies with doors that shut themselves in no way damaged community spirit in the house, there are always lessons, than to go to the common room, the the girls' house and there are no "iden­ meals and games. In fact in this school it traditional meeting place. So when the tity crises". is almost impossible not to meet people. studies finally become study bedrooms, No one would dare call life in the girls' Study bedrooms are here to stay. Time the last meeting place, the dorm, will houses boring — those unending, faceless moves on and schools, and their cease to exist and the house may stop corridors are usually filled with loud accommodation, must keep up. being a close community. There will no music and, more often than not, people. Sarah McDougall

RED

He could no longer see anyone. He hair. He was becoming angry with the red this box had done before, and now he was perplexed. Usually at this junction dust. enjoyed the sound of a thousand mad­ there was a great flow of traffic, automo­ He came to a door. The door (thank men’s whisperings. He closed his eyes biles and pedestrians, but this time there God!) was blue. He pushed open the and tried to think; but he could not. were none. It was very strange. Five p.m. door and entered a house. Well, hardly a However he tried he could not remem­ should be rush hour, but there was not a house, more a small hovel, a flat. In here, ber. He repressed the red button, and soul in sight. He shrugged. There was things would have been red even if they moved through to another room. little he could do about it, so he walked had not been coated in red dust. Red This new room seemed to him both on and forgot. paper peeled from the wall, and in places more interesting and more familiar. He And why was there red dust covering hung like ancient, dried up skin. He enjoyed this room. It seemed to him he everything? Pavements, benches, build­ walked on through the hall and came to a always had, although he did not know if ings, roads, all were covered in the dust. room. The room contained seats and a he had been here before. But one thing He looked at himself: even he was television. They were red. He had been he knew: the white (not red) box con­ covered in red dust. angry with red for some days now, yet he tained food, cold food. He ate well. He Those benches: there was something could not speak to red, reason with it, tell thought he should have been happy now strange about them. Then he realised. it to go away: he knew red could not be but he was not. There was something else They were not merely benches. People spoken to; he was unworthy. Red would he needed: something red. were sitting on the benches, but the not listen. He knew it was abnormal He pulled open some sort of container. people also were covered in the dust. It speaking of a mere colour in such a Inside were many things. All looked was strange, the people did not move. He manner, but no-one could tell him interesting. He did not know what they frowned and walked on. otherwise, so he did as he pleased. were, but he knew they were what he He looked up. The sky was also red. He sat down in the red armchair in needed. He lifted one up and moved it in The sun was red. The clouds were red. front of the television. His red face broke his hand. It sparkled. It was beautiful. He His eyes began to smart from looking: out in a slow sneer and he pressed the red pressed it to his throat and moved it they were filling with red dust. He ‘on’ button on the television’s remote sharply. A glut of blood appeared like blinked. He did not want eyes of red dust control. obscene magic and fell slowly to the like those people on the benches. He “Fish!” said the television and the floor. He slumped down. sometimes wondered about them. Why dead screen awoke and filled itself with “Oh, red,” he smiled, “so red . . were they on the benches anyway? And white streaks. He laughed, a deep, He closed his eyes in ecstasy. where did the benches come from? He funereal laugh. It had been like this for a N. Dempsey shook his head: red dust fell from his time now. He had almost forgotten what LVI

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37 DUKE OF EDINBURGH AWARD In terms of awards gained, this has Third form getting the Junior First Aid of Lismore. Miss England, who joined us been our most successful year, with 24 Certificate from St. Andrews Ambulance at the start of the year, has been participants completing the Bronze, 7 and 13 the RLSS Bronze Medallion. particularly hard at work helping develop their Silver and 2 their Gold. This Fund raising events proved successes these projects. reflects the increasing number of pupils with a total of around £700 raised for Again the variety of activities and who are wanting to attempt the Silver Cancer Research. Guide Dogs for the sports offered at Strathallan has meant and Gold levels and are going about it Blind and Help the Aged. Events ranged that anyone with the least spark of with genuine enthusiasm. from the Jumble Sale arranged by Louisa enthusiasm has been able to find some­ No less important is the fact that the Mackenzie and several Woodlands hel­ thing suitable for their Skill and Physical activities undertaken by those involved pers, to the sponsored mountain bike Recreation. Our thanks are due to all have been more diverse than ever. This ride of Cameron Hill and Graham those members of staff who run these. has been particularly true in the Service Addison. In conclusion I must thank those section where much of the credit must go Expeditions have again ranged far and members of staff who have been particu­ to Mr Coombes and his re-vitalising of wide through the Highlands and Islands, larly involved in the running of the the Community Service group within the with the weather being almost always scheme throughout the year. To Messrs school. He will be continuing similar kind. The vast majority of participants Sneddon, Elliot. Wallace, Broadfoot, work next year but, alas, in another have completed these without serious Coombes and Miss England must go a lot place. His support will be sadly missed. mishap but some have found navigation of the credit for a successful year. Their The work in the hospitals, old peoples more difficult than expected. They will enthusiasm is infectious and their hard homes, primary schools and so on will try again next year. A new departure has work much appreciated. continue however. been the Exploration work being planned J.S.B. Also within the Service section, very by some of the girls. These include successful First Aid and Lifesaving studies of the River features in Glen Roy courses have occurred with over 30 of the and of population changes on the Island

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At times during the last 12 months, our For the other end of the age range. Jill Even Africa has been helped by the Community Service group seems to have Fraser, Marion Gritten. and Stephanie Social Service gang! — albeit not in been intent on taking over the National Sneddon worked regularly in the infant person; several hundred old ‘O ’ level Health Service! We have benefitted from classes at Forgandenny and Dunbarney textbooks were gathered, sorted and new links with the Duke of Edinburgh primary schools, whilst Kate Milnes and boxed for dispatch to needy African Award Scheme, and the result has been a Margaret Low were learning a good deal schools. much wider range of activities. about child care by looking after the I could go on. There have been flag Burgess boys, and several expert swim­ days, old people's Christmas shopping, a Our established visits to the old people mers taught Riley pupils on a one-to-one carol service to help at. lifesaving train­ at Bridge of Earn Hospital, have been basis. ing, and fund raising for Cancer Research extended to the Moncrieffe Home. A — and there are even more ideas for next cheerful and reliable band of Wednesday A pleasing development has been the year! In conclusion, many thanks to all of afternoon visitors has been augmented increasing number of pupils working this year’s helpers, best wishes to John on occasions by musicians, pipers, carol independently: Catriona. Suzy and Zoe Burgess who will be taking over the singers and country dancers, and seven gardening for Miss Ross in the village. organisation of our activities next year, pupils even completed the year by Jonathan Taylor making equipment in and please can we have some more working a full nursing shift on the wards CDT for the Moncrieffe Home, and volunteers from houses other than — to see what caring for old people really Catherine Burns teaching English as a Woodlands and Thornbank. involves. foreign language to a Chinese boy. M.C.C. STEPHEN GARDINER JOINER & BUILDING CONTRACTOR (N.H.B.C. Reg.) 33-35 Feus, Auchterarder Tel. 62595

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38 Cameron Hill and Graham Addison on a fund-raising spin with the Duke of Edinburgh Award Scheme.

39 ST ANDREW’S NIGHT On the eve of the last day in November tion of 'Holy Wullie's Prayer' by Robert ‘whoops' as they clapped in time to the the music hall became very much alive — Burns. He looked very much the part, music. transformed by Scottish festivities, as dressed in his nightshirt and equipped There were two piping medleys, one teachers and pupils alike gathered with a lit candle. before the interval, during which a buffet together to celebrate St Andrew's Night. A light-hearted sketch of the well- was served for anyone in need of refresh­ The evening’s entertainment included known ‘Tam o' Shanter' followed, as six ment. and one in the second half of the Scottish poetry (much of which was, of members of the fourth form both enter­ programme, including 'Mhairi's Wed­ course, written by Robert Burns) as well tained and amused the audience, judging ding' and 'The Braes of Mar'. as Scottish fiddle music, piping medleys, by the amount of laughter which was Mr McLeod sang ‘Eriskay Love Lilt' country dancing and singing. heard throughout the performance. and ‘Rowan Tree' before the special To start the evening’s busy pro­ There was also a selection of 'well- guest — the distinguished poet and gramme, members of the choir sang plaid' fiddle tunes, and Pauline Lockhart novelist, lain Crichton Smith, addressed ‘Charlie is my darling’, accompanied by played Scott Skinner’s 'Welcome to the audience. He read some of his poetry strings, and this was followed by a Inverness’ so fast, that it was not surpris­ and made a very witty speech which selection of poetry from Hhe first form. ing that she felt a bit tired at the end. provoked much laughter. Riley also contributed, slightly later on, An 18th century drawing room song As the entertainment drew to a close, when the second form recited some more depicting country life called 'Fair Jesse of Mr Young sang a few songs, such as 'Ae Scottish poems — the rest of the poetry Dunblane’ was sung by Dirk Paterson, Fond Kiss' and 'Bonnie Strathyre’. and for the evening being from the third and and there were three country dances as staff and pupils alike sang together the sixth forms. One poem in particular, included in the evening — 'The Duke of traditional ‘Auld Lang Syne’ at the end, entitled ‘Lady of Shalott’ by Liz Loch- Atholl's Reel’, ‘Gates of Edinburgh' and it was clear that the evening had been a head, was very effectively performed by ‘The Scottish Reform' — all of which the great success. Louisa Mackenzie. Fraser Fyfe also audience seemed to enjoy as they pro­ Tracey Morton deserved great credit for his interpreta­ vided the dancers with the appropriate THE SIXTH FORM BALL

Life at Strathallan rarely seems to prog­ Kilgraston and Laurel Bank? Such a man the ‘punch hosts’ . . . Messrs De Boulay. ress further than the previous day. It should be shot . . . bang went our Proctor, Forster, Giles and Keir. Their is odd to imagine in a school of such chances of trapping tonight, we thought. unbelievably swift servings of the concoc­ repute and character that nothing ever However, this was not so . . . there were tion to alcohol-starved pupils suggested seems to occur that could stir even those undoubtedly the usual ‘silent’ flings and that they were well used to such employ­ partially-alive inhabitants. Does it then transactions between Strathallan sixth ment, while the beady eyes of Mr Vallot not seem unlikely that something of great formers — not, of course, to anyone’s kept a close watch on the door, much to importance should shake the school with great surprise. Seeing the boys unrecog­ the frustration of several — who I’m sure such vigour and energy that it could nisably smart in the DJs and kilts would like to remain anonymous! disrupt the entire book of tradition and shocked their female counterparts, who, Once again the organisation of PMV routine? Yet, indeed this was the case! in turn found them unusually irresist- and his ‘terrific’ ball committee(!) was up The annual sixth form ball dawned once able?! to scratch. It was an evening enjoyed by again on the unsociable and rebellious The band from the fifth form hardly all and sundry. Many thanks are due to sixth formers — despite everyone’s qualify as background music artists — PMV, canteen staff, the bands and annoyance at this unwelcome alteration during dinner they shook the everyone stage and else involved — especially our to routine. created an electric atmosphere: a definite dance instructors in the run up to the big But whose bright idea was it to invite ‘must’ for next year! The ball, however, event! rival girls from the neighbouring schools would not have been complete without Kirsty Boyd

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41 j m * 42 THE YEAR IN COLOUR

Lady Macbeth (Louisa Mackenzie) looks forward to the arrival of King Duncan.

Lady Macduff (Laura Marshall) with lady of the court (Tessa Dunlop) serves her son (Duncan Forbes) learn that the Old Man (Khidian Davies) at the Macduff has lied. Banquet.

Macbeth (Ian Clarke) threatens the First Murderer (John Tindel).

Lady Macheth prays for evil aid. Macheth listens admiringly to Lady Below: The Second Macbeth's resolute plans. M urderer (Nick Below: The Three Witches— Katie Dempsey). I’attinson, Susie Leiper and Li/ Reekie.

Lady Macbeth begins to suffer. Andrew Marshall, Alistair Gow and Charles Dunbar playing for the European Educational Seminar at Houston House.

Parents and friends enjoy meeting on the lawn at Speech Day.

C.C.F. Army Section with the Pearson Trophy for the “ Summer Stroll” competition at Gairlochead.

Mr Wallace, Mrs McEarlane and Mr Keith — Speech Day. The Governors’ Luncheon Party — Speech Day. “ Which way now?” Pipe Band at Speech Day.

Pauline Lockhart, Andrew Yeates, Catherine Carruthers, Bill Patterson and Alec Lochore pounding in on Sports Day. Hall No. 1 is up and occupied. Marianne Rustadt outside the Music Room. Hoeng-Poc limbers up. SAILING ON THE BROADS

Andrew Miller pulls it to see.

Katie and Cath in the Half Decker chase Pauline, Baldric and Matron across Horsey Mere.

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43 RUGBY With the experience of the World Tour Gavin Webster was injured for the Craig McLay both returned to the fold behind us during the summer, we faced Rannoch match and was replaced on the but. unfortunately, we were to lose the 1988/89 season with some optimism, wing by Neal Dods. The first try in this Robin Gray for this match and the even though indications about lack of game came from good control at the remainder of the season. This was to be a scoring potential on tour were worrying. scrum with Dave Mackay having only to sad blow to the 1st XV and. thereafter, However, with a number of boys who step over the line to score. The second his attacking and defensive qualities were had been on tour and others back from resulted from a push-over with Nigel sadly missed. the previous season it was felt that we Howes scoring and the third was due to a It was a glorious day at Glenalmond could be a good side. good and incisive break on the blind side but our play did not quite match up to the The opening match against the Old of a scrum with Rob Moffat linking with occasion. Firstly. Gordon Piper, our full Boys had the following players: Backs: Robin Gray. The final try of the first hall back who had been a pillar of strength up G. W. Piper: G. Webster, A. C. Cook. was again due to good scrummage till now. had an 'off-day'; secondly, their R. J. Guy (vice capt.), R. J. Gray; D. A. control with Nigi Howes scoring. forwards seemed much more determined Mackay, R. B. Moffat. Forwards: A. J. The first score after half-time was well and committed to winning the ball, Millar; M. J. C. Whitmee. F. D. Dalrym­ worth an action-replay: starting with especially in the loose. Dave Mackay ple, J. van Beusekom. E. A. R. Parker, pressure on the scrum-half from which opened the scoring with a drop-goal but C. T. D. McLay, M. R. Logan. N. O. Rob Moffat won the ball, followed by this was followed by a period of sustained Howes (capt.). good support play through the forwards, Glenalmond pressure. A fairly simple The Old Boys opened their account finally the ball moved wide to Robin back move and some defensive indecision with a try by Jonathan Christie, after Gray to squeeze in the corner. Two led to Glenalmond's first score and a Richard Reah had jinked and weaved further tries came from Cameron Cook penalty consolidated their lead at 7-3. through what seemed to be impenetrable and Nigel Howes in addition to four Just after half-time a line-out infringe­ gaps. The 1st XV responded well and conversions by Dave Mackay. ment against Glenalmond brought the with some good rucking, ground was The next game against Stewarts- score to 7-6 and there it remained until made. Rob Moffat was rewarded for his Melville was a much stiffer task. It was a the last 10 minutes. At this stage the 1st persistence after charging down a clear­ good, competitive game but our finishing XV produced its best spell of team rugby ance to follow through and score. At 4-4. let us down and cost us a victory. in the match during which chances were good defence by the Old Boys kept out Stewarts-Melville got the first try from a created but not taken. Eventually Nigi the 1st XV until Dave Mackay dropped a pivot penalty move. This was converted Howes drove over a right hand corner goal. Some fiery counter-attacking by the to give them a 6-0 lead. There was a and Dave Mackay converted magnifi­ Old Boys ensued with Rich Reah and quick response by the 1st XV with a cently from the touchline to make the Max Gordon well in the van. The former period of sustained pressure and support score 12-7. With little time left, all we kicked a penalty to even the score but play which resulted in a try by Mike had to do was control the game and another penalty, this time by Dave Logan. A penalty in addition made the victory was ours. However, it was Mackay sealed the victory for the 1st XV score 7-6 at half-time. At this stage we snatched away in the dying moments by at 10-7. did not capitalise on our dominance an individualist effort by the Glenal­ The same side was kept for the first (except for I penalty) nor did we continue mond captain. Marc Wilson, from what school game against Glasgow Academy. to dominate. Poor tactical kicking and seemed to be a harmless position. The conditions were ideal for good finishing allowed Stewarts-Melville to Undoubtedly we could have won this running rugby and after a sluggish start seize the initiative and they totally game but on the day Glenalmond pro­ this is exactly what was produced. At 0-3 dominated almost every phase of play for duced the better rugby overall and in down through a penalty. Nigi Howes a period. A well-deserved try brought the addition to the above points, our tackling took us into the lead with a try on the scores level at 10-10 and although both was poor. blind. Good handling and support play sides had chances to win: that was how it continued until half-time and some fine remained. The second half of the season started individual skill brought a try for Bruce Dave Mackay was injured for the with a devastating display by a formid­ Guy. Dave Mackay converted. After the Fettes game and was replaced by Rinnies able Merchiston side who beat us com­ re-start we took the initiative again and Brown at fly-half. Rather futile and prehensively with an excellent display of Robin Gray, who had an outstanding endless nonsense between the front rows 15-man rugby, especially in the second game offensively and defensively, scored spoilt the game and with conditions not half. However, it was also a poor a try in the right hand corner to lead 14-3 ideal for running rugby it became a dour performance by ourselves; from the start at half time. and very scrappy match. Two penalties to our tackling was poor and it did deterior­ Technically the second half was not one just about summed up an appalling ate. but the combined performance of the quite so good as individuals tried to do afternoon. Merchiston back row and Eriksson, too much themselves but further tries The last game before half-term was White and Anderson along with two came through Cameron Cook. Nigi against Glenalmond. Dave Mackay and speedy wingers was just too much. Howes and Rob Moffat, who was well- The following Saturday produced an rewarded for a fine individual game of unbelievable game. Any scoreline of penetrating running with the last try. 25-24 against Edinburgh Academy sug­ Dave Mackay converted two and added a gests more than just a close encounter, penalty. but. in fact, it does not begin to convey The only change for the Perth the real drama. In the first minute Academy game was Marc Wilkinson Fowera. the Scottish Schools prop, coming in on the flank for the injured appeared to drift effortlessly outside our Craig McLay. A big score of 56-0 was the backs to score the first try. Cameron result but this was not a strong Perth XV. Cook opportunistically dribbled through Eleven tries were scored by Gav Webster after a mid-field tackle to even the score. (2). Robin Gray (2). Nigi Howes (3). A drop-goal by Dave Mackay made it 7-4 Mike Logan (1). Marc Wilkinson (1). but 2 further tries by Edinburgh Cameron Cook (1) and Rob Moffat (1) Academy brought the score to 14-7 at with 6 conversions by Dave Mackay. half time.

44 The second half saw the opposition points through tries by Gav Webster and won most of the line-out ball. Undoub­ further in command and the score Nigi Howes and one conversion in the tedly, we had more of the running game advance to 18-7. At this stage the 1st XV first quarter. Unfortunately, at this stage but we had little ball, especially good did lift their game and. with some we sat back and held the ball too much in ball, with which to play. excellent tactical kicking by Rob Moffat the forwards. A further try by Nigi The last match of the term was most and Dave Mackay, we kept the Academy Howes from close to the line took the 1st disappointing. Gav Webster was injured under a lot of pressure. A converted try XV to 14-0 at half-time. Fortunately, the and was replaced by Hamish Blanche and by Cameron Cook made the score 18-13 pace was picked up again in the second Marc Wilkinson filled in for Chris but again the balance shifted and Edin­ half with four tries by Cameron Cook (2), Lawrence, who had left for Hong Kong. burgh broke away from well within their Craig McLay (1), Dave Mackay (1) — the It was an excellent all round performance own half to give them a convincing 24-13 latter converting two. Rob Moffat had by a Loretto side which, particularly up lead. With only eight minutes left it another good game, exerting a lot of front, played well and behind the scrum seemed that all was lost. However, pressure on his opposite number, but ran positively and exploited our weaknes­ constant pressure in their 22 and on their overall it was a good performance. ses well. line brought a try by Nigi Howes driving The Dollar game proved to be ‘the one Our final match was played in January over from a five metre scrum. Another .that got away-. Innumerable drop-outs as a result of our World Tour connec­ set piece with our number eight again were forced in the first half due to tions. This was a Victorian State Schools breaking and drawing cover released sustained pressure but with little real side which was a very big and powerful Dave Mackay, who just managed to reward, apart from a drop-goal by Dave unit, especially up front. Although we squeeze over. Now all that was needed Mackay. The second half was equally held them well in the first half, age, was a conversion at 24-23 to win the frustrating, although probably we ran the weight and athleticism began to take its game. Dave Anderson, who had refereed ball more — but again were unable to toll on a 1st XV just back from the superbly, added to the pressure by finish satisfactorily. Dollar's score came Christmas holidays. advising Dave Mackay that this would be with minutes to go from a ball to which The overall results of the season were the last kick of the game. Although there the injured Rob Moffat was unable to get disappointing for, although this was not a had been slack moments, the mid-field down; our blind-side defence was caught great side, it could have been a good side tackling was much better and Chris napping and the scrum half was over. and the balance sheet should have been Lawrence had helped considerably in the Once again we came unstuck in the much more heavily weighted towards the back-row. Glasgow jam and mire at Kelvinside victories. The early stages of the Morrison's against a side which played to and The seven's tournaments did not red­ match were just as impressive as the through their strengths — the forwards. ress the balance but did produce some closing stages of the last match with ten We were out-rucked, out-driven and they good and positive performances. In

45 particular, we were unlucky to iQse 8-6 to RUGBY RESULTS 1988/89 3rd XV v. Glasgow Academy Durham School in the first round at 1st XV Lost 0-10 v. Rannoch 2nd XV Won Merchiston and lost eventually 26-12 v. Glasgow Academy Won 33- 7 20- 0 v. Stewarts Melville Won 40- 0 against Stewarts Melville in the plate v. Perth Academy Won 56- 0 v. Fettes Won competition. At Perth, having struggled v. Rannoch Won 36- 3 7- 3 to beat Rannoch 12-10 we should have v. Glenalmond Lost 0- 9 v. Stewarts Melville Drawn 10-10 beaten Dollar but eventually lost 16-10, v. Merchiston Lost 4-10 v. Fettes Won 6- 3 v. Edinburgh Academy Drawn 4- 4 and in our first venture in the Goldena- v. Glenalmond Lost 12-13 v. Dollar Academy Lost cre Sevens we narrowly lost our second v. Merchiston Lost 6-42 8-13 v. Kelvinside Academy Lost 4-11 round game to Loretto after playing v. Edinburgh Academy Won 25-24 possibly our best sevens of the season. v. Loretto Lost 6-11 v. Morrison’s Academy Won 32- 0 1st XV colours were awarded to Nigel v. Dollar Academy Lost 3- 4 Howes, Archie Millar, Bruce Guy, Dave Played 10, Won 3, Lost 6, Drawn 1 v. Kelvinside Academy Lost 0-10 Mackay and Rob Moffat. Half-colours Points for 93 v. Loretto Lost 0-18 were awarded to Cameron Cook, Craig Points against 71 McLay, Mike Whitmee, and James van • Beusekom. Club Matches 4th XV Representative honours: Dave v. Old Boys Won 10- 7 v. Glasgow Academy Won 8- 0 Mackay, Nigel Howes, Mike Whitmee v. Victorian State v. Perth Academy Cancelled and James van Beusekom played for the Schools U.19 Lost 6-30 v. Q.V.S. 2nd XV Won 3- 0 Presidents XV (Rob Moffat was in the v. Stewarts Melville Won 18-12 v. Fettes Won 12- 8 squad). Nigel Howes was a Scottish Schools v. Glenalmond Lost 0-33 Schools trialist and James van Beusekom Played 12, Won 6, Drawn 1, Lost 5 was capped against Wales. Both Mike v. Merchiston Lost 0-22 Points for 219 v. Edinburgh Academy Won 20- 4 Whitmee and James were on the bench as Points against 134 replacements in various internationals. v. Morrisons Academy 3rd XV Won 24- 0 The 2nd XV (coached by Mr Pengel- All matches v. Dollar Academy Won 36-0 ley), although an elderly side, was a little Played 14, Won 7, Drawn 1, Lost 6 v. Kelvinside Academy Won 10- 0 bit capricious but could play good fluent Points for 235 v. Loretto Won 13- 0 rugby. Victories, such as Merchiston Points against 171 (7-3) against an unbeaten side, without a Played 11, Won 9, Lost 2 scrum half for part of the game, were 2nd XV Points for 144 contrasted with dismal performances v. Glasgow Academy Won 26- 0 Points against 79 such as that at Glenalmond (3-11). The v. Q.V.S. 1st XV Won 29-0 4th XV and 6th XV lost heavily to v. Stewarts Melville Won 22- 9 Glenalmond and Merchiston but won all v. Fettes Won 13- 0 their other matches and their combined v. Glenalmond Lost 3-11 U.14 ‘A’ XV performances were most encouraging — v. Merchiston Won 7- 3 v. Perth Academy Won 36- 6 my thanks go to Mr Kitson and Mr Ross, v. Edinburgh Academy Lost 0- 4 v. Rannoch Won 47- 0 respectively as they do to all our rugby v. Morrison’s Academy Won 52- 3 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled coaches throughout the School. v. Dollar Academy Won 22- 6 v. Q.V.S. Won 31-10 The U.15 teams at A, B and C level v. Kelvinside Academy Lost 0- 6 v. Fettes Won 24- 0 according to Mr Barnes 'synthesised' v. Loretto Cancelled v. Glenalmond Lost 3-18 much skill, moderate pace and measur­ v. Merchiston Won 24- 4 able cerebral activity to great effect. Played 10, Won 7, Lost 3 v. Edinburgh Academy Won 4- 3 Success far outweighed failure but all Points for 174 v. Morrisons Academy Won 32-0 those ‘who know because they were Points against 42 v. Dollar Academy Lost 0-12 there’ should not forget that good deci­ sion making will, more often than not, bring the desired result. There were strong individuals but the teams were stronger. The U.14 teams lost only three games with some very good results at all levels. There is still a lot to learn at this level but success and enthusiasm were in good evidence and this augurs well for the future. Once again we are indebted as a club to all those who help to organise at whatever level and in whichever capacity. In particular, my thanks on behalf of everyone go to those in the sewing room, the san and the kitchens for all their efforts. B.R.

Right: The 1989 pre-season Tour to Narbonne was a great success. Here the team run onto the pitch at Canet where they won.

46 v. Kelvinside Academy Won 4- 0 U.13 B’ XV U.15 ‘A’ XV v. Loretto Won 10-4 v. O.V.S. Lost 4-14 v. Perth Academy Won 52- 0 v. Rannoch Won 52-0 Played 11, Won 9, Lost 2 Played 1, Lost 1 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled Points for 215 Points for 4 v. O.V.S. Won 15- 0 Points against 57 Points against 14 v. Fettes Won 12- 6 v. Glenalmond Won 32- 0 U.14 B' XV U.12 XV v. Merchiston Won 14- 3 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled v. Ardvreck Lost 0-34 v. Edinburgh Academy Won 18- 6 v. O.V.S. Won 26- 0 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled v. Morrisons Academy Won 40- 0 v. Glenalmond Won 8- 0 v. Stewarts Melville Lost 0-32 v. Dollar Academy Won 20- 6 v. Merchiston Won 14- 4 v. Edinburgh Academy Lost 0-54 v. Kelvinside Academy Won 50- 6 v. Edinburgh Academy Lost 4-10 v. Loretto Lost 10-13 v. Dollar Academy Won 26- 0 Played 3, Lost 3 v. Loretto Won 12- 0 Points for 0 Played 11, Won 10, Lost 1 v. Glenalmond Won 24- 0 Against 120 Points for 315 Against 40 Played 7, Won 6, Lost 1 5th XV Points for 114 V. Glasgow Academy Won 52- 0 U.15 B’ XV Points against 14 v. Rannoch 3rd XV Lost 9-12 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled V. Stewarts Melville Won 25-10 v. O.V.S. Won 64- 3 U.14 ‘A+B Select’ v. Fettes Won 12- 9 v. Fettes Won 62- 0 v. Arbroath H.S. Won 44- 0 V. Glenalmond Lost 0-33 V. Glenalmond Won 56- 0 v. Howe of Fife Won 65- 0 V. Merchiston Lost 4-26 V. Merchiston Won 60- 0 V. Edinburgh Academy Won 32- 3 v. Edinburgh Academy Won 50- 0 Played 2, Won 2 V. Kelvinside Academy Won 36- 4 v. Glenalmond Points for 109 v. Loretto Lost 0-28 (A +B mix) Won 28- 0 Points against 0 V. Loretto Won 16-15 Played 9, Won 5, Lost 4 U.14 ‘C’ XV Points for 170 Played 7, Won 7 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled Points against 125 Points for 336 v. Glenalmond Won 24- 0 Points against 18 v. Merchiston Cancelled 6th XV v. Glenalmond Won 22- 8 v. O.V.S. 3rd XV Won 18- 0 U.15 ‘C ’ XV v. Loretto Cancelled v. Fettes Won 25- 4 v. Stewarts Melville Cancelled v. Glenalmond Lost 0-20 v. Glenalmond Cancelled Played 2, Won 2 v. Merchiston Lost 0-34 v. Merchiston Cancelled Points for 46 v. Edinburgh Academy Won 8- 4 v. Merchiston Drawn 10-10 Points against 8 v. Kelvinside Academy Cancelled v. Glenalmond Won 10- 4 v. Loretto Won 19-10 v. Loretto Won 28-12

U.13 ‘A’ XV Played 6, Won 4, Lost 2 Played 3, Won 2, Drawn 1 v. Rannoch Won 36- 0 Points for 70 Points for 48 v. o .v .s . Won 16- 8 Points against 72 Points against 26 v. Fettes Won 45- 0 v. Craigclowan Lost 7-19 7th XV v. Merchiston Lost 10-12 v. Glenalmond Lost 0-32 U.14 ‘A+B Select v. Edinburgh Academy Lost 6-14 v. Merchiston Lost 0-30 v. Arbroath H.S. Won 44- 0 v. Morrison’s Academy Lost 10-18 v. Edinburgh Academy Cancelled v. Howe of Fife Won 65- 0 v. Dollar Academy Won 16- 4 v. Kelvinside Academy Won 28- 0 Played 2, Lost 2 Played 2, Won 2 Points for 0 Points for 109 Played 9, Won 5, Lost 4 Points against 62 Points against 0 Points for 174 Points against 75

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47 HOCKEY

The senior indoor season began well goalkeeping kept us in the hunt and we inaugural internationals with England with comfortable wins over Rannoch. were thankful to escape with a draw. In and Ireland held in June. Glenalmond and the Old Boys, and all the final home game with Loretto we In such a good period of weather the seemed set fair for a dash at Challenge created well over twenty chances. They Prep Schools were unlucky to hit such an Trophy organised at Bell's Centre by had three shots, scored twice and we lost awful day for their Sixes: the pitches Glenalmond. But on the day a change to — an extraordinary result which epitom­ became swamps and Loretto waded to a six-a-side and ‘half-termitis’ reduced our ised a season where we never had quite win. game to a shadow of its former high enough ’bite' to capitalise on chances. My thanks to all who fed. watered, standard. Watsons proved too exper­ The Oxford Festival was held during cleaned and prepared pitches for hockey ienced, and, although we overcame our term so. for once, we were able to players. In competition with schools Edinburgh Academy easily, Rannoch take a full squad. We found it hard to which play all year we are beginning to played far better than before, put us out adjust to grass and lost these matches, struggle, and only a hard working band of and went on to win the tournament. but on the familiar concrete we easily ageing coaches keeps us in touch. My Earlier in the term, second team and beat Aldenham. Going a goal down in 30 special gratitude to those who cope with under-15 games were also held with secs, against Stowe was hardly a good such a hectic few weeks. New blood is Rannoch and Glenalmond. each side beginning to the programme, but the rest beginning to appear but we need more of having one win and one loss. of the game was even and the result it! Outdoors the 1st XI started with a big didn't reflect the play. Huustpierpoint. J.N.F. win over a young Abbey side. Play was with an English Schools centre forward, even until the last 15 minutes, when our were far too good for us on a wet. but visitors tired and a feast of goals came. reliable surface. The Bromsgrove match We travelled to Meadowbank to play should not have been played; the pitch T e a m s Watsons. They were a highly organised was quickly a mud bath. We looked likely 1st XI (and vociferous) side and we struggled to winners when 2-1 up with little time to S. Philip (Captain)**, M. Clement stay in the game. Most of their players go. but our opponents forced two further (Secretary)*, F. D alrym ple**, D. have club experience and it showed! The goals. The pitch for the Rugby match was Spinner**, R. Jones**, R. Brown*, F. next weekend saw training matches with bumpy, they were a hard running side, Fyfe*, H. McKenzie-Wilson*, R. the Scottish Youth Board junior sides. but we stuck to things well and nearly got Moffat*, J. Whitmee, A. Lochore, C. There were three close matches. Brown a draw. Clark, B. Tilley. scored twice and McKenzie-Wilson once Throughout the season the attack **Full Colours ‘ Half Colours to bring the 1st XI victory, the 2nd XI never quite gelled, and. with Moffat not lost by the odd goal but the Senior Colts able to regain last year's scoring touch, 2nd XI began their excellent season with a 2-1 too much was left to the young G. Piper (Captain). D. Smart. A. Deen, win. The premier Fettes match was McKenzie-Wilson. The wingers. Lochore I. Steele, C. Clark, N. Dempsey, B. switched to Meadowbank because of a and Fyfe. had speed and flair, but not the Tilley, J. Winchester, D. Ismail, F. flooded pitch. This suited us and. despite technical skill to overcome really good Small. I. Wilson. not having a left winger fast enough to defenders. Captain Philip and Jones were Senior Colts A XI catch a bus, we dominated the first half the heart of the midfield. Both were C. Philip (Captain). D. Robertson, J. and created innumerable chances. accomplished players but neither could Fraser, M. Taylor, G. Maclennan, G. Debutant Clark eventually scored, but dominate matches for long enough. McGregor-Christie, R. Johnston. M. we were pegged back by a Fettes goal, Brown. Clement and. at times. Clark Dippie, J. Low, E. Anderson. K. Salters, and in an abbreviated second period we made up the rest of the midfield, with M. Vance, H. Lochore, J. Ford. were only able to get one more. The Brown playing at the front when five Junior Colts A XI home game with Gordonstoun followed forwards were used. Of these Brown and D. Dawes (Captain), D. Green. N. the usual pattern of missed first half Clark were wholehearted, and Clement Gray, T. Hughes. A. Wood. S. Nicol, T. chances. Gordonstoun were full of speed showed the greatest skill, if not the Chan, A. Keddie, H. Brown. M. Silver. and endeavour and we found ourselves commitment. The experienced Dalrym- C. Nicol, A. Bayne. 2-1 down with five minutes to go. ple was often sound but it needed McKenzie-Wilson's goal saved us in a Whitmee's pace on the other side to match which should have been settled by make up for slowness of turn. In goal half time. Harris Academy played defen­ Spinner produced some tremendous sively and gaps were hard to find, but this saves and kept his defence alert. Once he INDOOR RESULTS time we were on target and won comfor­ overcomes a tendency to go down with 1st Team tably. Aberdeen Grammar were not as the hand, he looks a fine prospect as a Rannoch Won 12-4 strong as usual and, although they played" club player. He. Philip. Clement and Glenalmond Won 7-2 attractively, we had the edge in speed Jones attended national training, but Old Strathallians Won 14-4 and were never seriously threatened. The none was able to get beyond the early Old Strathallian match was a bizarre stages of selection. 2nd Team affair. Despite shortage of resources The 2nd XI had a disappointing sea­ Rannoch Won 9-7 Ross McCulloch and Graeme Robertson son. losing most games, but their pro­ Glenalmond Lost 6-8 marshalled the Old Boys' defence well gramme is largely against 1st XIs and Under 15 A Team and until half time the game was even. usually they were beaten only by the odd Glenalmond Won 12-3 Then fitness told and some odd positional goal. The Senior Colts, with a wealth of Rannoch Lost 6-9 changes allowed an avalanche, the chief ball-playing talent, had a superb run, Under 15 B Team scorers being McKenzie-Wilson (5) and scoring 29 goals with only eight against. Glenalmond Won 11-4 Moffat (3). Monifieth away is always a From this group Johnston. Philip. Salters Rannoch Lost 3-9 tough proposition: it takes time to adjust and Dippie received national junior to the shale pitch and they always have coaching. Salters was ruled out on House Competitions the technical skill to outwit us in one-to- grounds of nationality, but Dippie won Junior — Freeland one situations. Only some magnificent selection for Scotland Under-15 in the Senior — Simpson Field 2nd XI Senior Colts B XI Morgan Academy 1st XI Lost 1-2 Harris Academy Lost 2-3 Results SYHB U16 XI Lost 1-2 Fettes Won 1-0 Glenalmond 1st XI Lost 1-2 Loretto Lost 2-5 Rannoch 1st XI Lost 2-4 Junior Colts A XI Loretto Won 2-1 1st XI Harris Academy Won 4-2 Stewarts Melville 1st XI Lost 0-3 Abbey Won 11-1 Fettes Lost 1-2 Watson’s College Lost 1-2 3rd XI Loretto Lost 2-4 SYHB U16 XI Won 3-2 Glenalmond 2nd XI Drew 1-1 Junior Colts B XI Fettes Won 2-1 Harris Academy Won 3-1 Abbey Won 5-0 Gordonstoun Drew 2-2 Rannoch 2nd XI Won 7-2 Harris Academy Won 3-0 Harris Academy Won 4-1 Loretto Won 6-0 Fettes Won 2-0 A berdeen G.S. Won 3-0 4th XI Lathallan Lost 0-2 Old Strathallians Won 13-4 Morrisons Academy 1st XI Drew 2-2 Loretto Lost 0-2 Monifieth H.S. Drew 1-1 Loretto Lost 2-4 Loretto Lost 0-2 Overall Record Senior Colts A XI Played 39. Won 21. Drew 4. Lost 14. Oxford Festival SYHB U15 XI Won 3-2 Cancelled 13. Goals for 118. Goals Stowe Lost 1-4 Harris Academy Won 6-1 against 68. Hurstpierpoint Lost 0-4 Gordonstoun Won 2-1 Bromsgrove Lost 2-3 Fettes Won 3-1 Aldenham Won 3-0 Aberdeen G.S. Won 9-0 Rugby Lost 0-1 Loretto Won 3-2 SUMMER HOCKEY

Prospects at the beginning of term against Glenalmond. Rannoch and Edin­ will be increased if suitable opposition looked promising, for a nucleus of 1st XI burgh Academy, except for the admis­ can be found. players was supported by a number who sion that on each occasion the opposition The boys' XI was selected from: had played in the summer hockey XI the scored more goals than we did. R. A. Jones (capt), M. J. Clement previous season. Alas, it was not to be — However, some cheer was provided by (vice-capt), F. G. Dalrymple, A. Deen, a shortage of natural forwards (as the mixed XI which this year had fixtures N. D. Dempsey. J. C. Fraser, F. M. Fyfe, opposed to ex-full backs who fancied against Fettes and Grange. Both resulted S. R. M. Philip. G. W. Piper. I. A. Steel, their chances up front) meant that we in draws. 1-1 and ()-() respectively, but in J. J. Whitmee, M. J. C. Whitmee. were never really threatening in attack both matches some encouragingly good Anna Beath. Sheila Dow, Lynne Mel-, and some unexpected errors in defence hockey was played and the players drum, Tui Orr and Kirsty Reynolds resulted in goals that should not have obviously enjoyed this form of the game. played in the mixed XI. been conceded. A discreet veil will be With more girls playing in the summer, it A.J.P. drawn over the results of our matches may be that the number of mixed fixtures

49 GIRLS’ GAMES

I said at the end of last year’s Girls' fixtures. including putting these reports together Games report that the girls would need Hockey continues to be the main before, during and after exams. A special to be fit to cope with yet another busy winter sport for most of the House and mention on my part must go to Sheelagh season — this they have done, admirably. along with Basketball, Swimming. Ten­ Gordon on becoming our first School­ You will read from the Captains' reports nis, Athletics, Cricket, Badminton, girls Hockey Internationalist — a won­ just what a busy year and a successful one Squash, Sailing, etc. each girl has the derful achievement on her part. I thank we have had. opportunity to represent the school in her for all her help during a very long The start of the new session brought some sporting field. season and hope to see her playing Miss England to Strathallan and for My thanks go to all staff coaching these hockey for Scotland in the years to come. games this meant the establishment of activities and to the captains for their “proper" netball — team netball, with continued support throughout the year — L.J.S.

NETBALL This year saw the arrival of the Netball option for the first time, and with it the With girls returning from the Tour McAuley finally mastered the infamous creation of the senior netball team. already fit, and a total of nine players slapshot. Initially there was confusion as to the already with 1st XI playing experience, Over these two terms, along with general strategies and fundamental rules the early season training sessions were learning and improving old skills, some of the game, but soon the players most successful — building up a very veterans acquired new and interesting stumbled on regardless of both and a strong side. skills: Tui proved to be an admirable season of unending fun followed. Only three days into the winter term footballer, Anna's motto became “if at The team had difficulty pulling we were faced with the task of playing St. first you don't succeed, take them out" together due to the height differences of Leonards, who by reputation are always and Kirsty continued her tradition, even the players (from 5ft to 6ft) and also the a strong side. Although initially nervous, with new football boots, of falling down different tactics each player seemed to the team soon settled down, playing well as soon as she saw the ball coming to her. adopt (from the passive to the unfeasibly on our own surface. Nicky McAuley and Tui, Sonya and Sheelagh gained posi­ aggressive). Although the team suffered Tui Orr. both scoring with ease, helped tions in the Midlands Squads. Sheelagh defeats against Dundee High and Gor­ us emerge with a convincing 4-0 victory. captaining the under 18 side. Tui and donstoun. we put these down to experi­ We continued our winning run for the Sheelagh went on to be selected for a ence and struggle onwards. next nine fixtures putting behind us Scottish Schoolgirl trial. Sheelagh going I have been told to emphasise our schools such as Mary Erskine, Albyn, on to play for Scotland in Belgium and victory against Fettes (the highlight of the George Heriots and Gordonstoun. A Ireland. Although on paper our Indoor season), which was played away. For win against Morrisons was almost ours, side was exceptionally strong, we did not once we could feel that our efforts had leading for all but the last 5 minutes of seem to transfer this strength into our paid off. the game, only to draw 2-2. After playing play, but there were individual stars — Looking towards next season, I must 10 of our 17 fixtures the 1st XI looked Tui, Sheila Dow. Carol Anderson and be bold and say that, hopefully, our game close to an unbeaten season — unfortu­ Sonya Reid gaining places in the victori­ will improve. There will be additional nately Dundee High put paid to this ous Midlands Inter District side. fixtures and generally a new approach dream by defeating us 1-0. This was our This year six teams were run altogether will be taken. only defeat in a winter term full of and although the report is mainly on the Nicky Robb fixtures against some very tough opposi­ 1st XI other notable performances were: tion. Fortunately when first class players 2nd XI lost only to Glasgow High, such as Jo Smith and Kirsty Reynolds Morrisons and Dollar in the first half of were unable to play, because of injury, the season. adequate substitutes were found; Corrie 3rd XI had seven as a lucky number Mclver showed her flexibility as a player with two victories, scoring seven goals, by managing to play in both defence and 7-1 over Mary Erskine and later on 7-2 SWIMMING attack. against Fettes. This year was the first year that the The spring term was not as successful, 4th Form improved their results as the girls have swum against other schools and with the 1st XI suffering two defeats. season went on but had a frustrating the team, although containing only 12 However, our victories were still as season either drawing or losing just 1-0. girls, put up brave fights in all their convincing. A 9-0 win over Kilgraston 3rd Form and Riley lacked nothing in matches. Having won against Rannoch, “no we don't want to come off the bus, enthusiasm and showed determined play we were ready to take on St. Leonards, we’ll get wet" School being one of the (another way of saying they refused to be but after they produced a 35-man high points of the season. Having failed beaten) — things look good for the. (woman!) team we were not all that to defend our title as Midlands Champ­ future. confident. We did in fact lose but in the ions we redeemed ourselves by winning Shcclagh Gordon return match, at home towards the end of both the Independent Schools Trophy June, we reduced the points margin (held at Strathallan) and the George considerably. Heriots Golden Acre Sevens. In the Many members of the team have swum latter tournament Amanda won the day well including S. Arnott and P. by saving a penalty stroke with her very McCracken who won the backstroke over petite derriere!! Anna proved vital and all the boys houses in the Inter House exceptionally determined in defence, 1st X I Hockey photograph at the top ofp.51. In Gala in which we came 4th out of six. I whilst in attack Kirsty Reynolds used her. the centre front is Sheelagh Gordon, Captain hope that next year the swimming goes speed and skill on the right wing to and first Strathallan Schoolgirl Hockey Interna­ even better. Well done all. “ruffle” up the opposition and Nicky tionalist.

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained . . . It's raining again! The Juniors all keep luck. Bonnie Stevens continued her run and in the 1988/89 season the girls' team asking “ Is it cancelled?" "Why am I of success in the field events. Rachel started to venture where no Strathallan doing that event. I'll be last?" But for sprinted round the 800m. far ahead of girls’ Basketball team had been before. most of the matches both suppositions any opposition and showed no lack of turned out to be wrong. The rain cleared energy in the 1500m later where she just After many Wednesday afternoon up before the matches and the juniors did beat Clodagh Meiklejohn — does she practices coached by Mr Giles, we not come last (well most of them). ever tire? Tui moved into throwing the eventually managed to get a match date Although we did not win any match, javelin and retained her reputation of set against the Linlathen Lions of Dun­ there were close races and great perfor­ achieving first positions, including the dee. In our tactics’ practice, which we all mances from all competitors. Thanks High Jump again. I. much to my amaze­ took very seriously(l), Nicky Beale man­ must go to Mr Raine. Mr Barnes. Miss ment. managed a first in the 200m — ail aged to catch the ball in a rather unusual England, Mrs Broadfoot and Mr Pengel- the points were mounting up. We started fashion resulting in a fractured wrist ley — all of whom pushed us on when we to throw objects in the field events that which needed plastering and she was thought we could go no further. (Special we did not think we could, while Angie unable to play in our first fixture. It took thanks also to the Scottish coach who Fraser, who failed to get a first in her place at home with our top scorers of the came once a week throughout the sea­ sprints, kept going. There is always next match Tui Orr and Sonya Reid leaving son .) year! half way through to join a celebratory The first match we had was probably The match against Dollar in which we hockey meal. Once they left we failed to the most demanding, being against Fettes thought we might have scored our first place the ball in the basket and lost by a and St Leonards at home. There had victory, was probably the best organised narrow 10-13. been heavy rain the night before but the — Miss Smith even put the events on the But we did not give in! We returned to sun came out in time to make the match computer! However this must have been the sports hall on Wednesdays and even possible. In the Senior age group field a bad omen as it was called off due to became a regular feature of Mr Pighills’ events Tui Orr recorded the first of many traditional Strathallan rain. All that was parent tours. Our second match, which winning positions in the High Jump with left was the Scottish Schools at Crown- was to be away — a return match with the Catherine Carruthers getting a first in the point Road, where I earned my famous Lions — proved to be much more Long Jump (4.55) and a second in the red legs (now peeling badly). Tui nar­ successful. After negotiating the Dundee Shot Putt (7.99). The track competitors rowly missed a Bronze Medal in the High roundabout three times, Mr Giles even­ from the two other schools proved to be Jump, while Rachel, Clodagh and Sonya tually found the venue and the game was slightly too strong for us. our best race recorded personal bests in the 1500m and probably one of the hardest-fought being the 400m when Sonya Reid ran an 400m respectively. Their times were matches we have ever played — we excellent tactical race to be just beaten by nothing to be ashamed of. Well done. struggled from being almost 10 points St. L. clocking a time of 65.60 — not bad A note of thanks must go to the girls in behind at the end of the first half, to for the first race of the season and a time Woodlands (with the exception of a few winning 28-23: Catherine Carruthers which is continually being bettered. In — no names mentioned) who for the first proved useful with her height and inter­ the Junior team Bonnie Stevens recorded time ever competed in Standards with cepted most balls while Katy Haines and two second places in the Javelin and Shot little fuss. I would also like to bring to Tui Orr managed to keep putting the ball whilst on the track Rachel Taylor strolled everyone's attention the way that Carol through the basket — so a victory was along in one of her many leisurely 1500m Anderson has sacrificed her Sunday ours. We must thank the Lions for the to come in second. In both age groups we morning lie-ins this term to take part in as two they put up for us and Catherine for failed to get the crucial timing necessary many road races/marathons as possible, her Jimmy SaviIle/Clint Eastwood for a smooth and successful relay team. including the Great North Run and impressions in the minibus on the way (In the senior team race I definitely Cumbrian Run. Keep it up Carol! And home. missed the baton and as a result the team Lynn MacLennan (Riley) won the Ran­ was disqualified.) noch Road Race this year, keeping up The third and final match we fixed up The next match was against Rannoch the Strathallan girls' first place tradition. was against (surprise, surprise) the Lions. at home. (Thank goodness we let them It has been a mixed year with lots of They came to Strathallan and for the travel along that famous road!) For the good individual results, yet unfortunately second time sampled the school baked girls it proved to be a close match, the not enough points to win team events. potatoes and beat us. There must be result depending on the relay team However, the Junior section will be a something about playing on home ground composed of F. Mowat. C. Martin. H. team to be reckoned with in time. Full — we always lose. Katy unfortunately fell Niven. S. Reid. We all managed to Colours: T. Orr. C. Martin. Half Col­ badly on her ankle putting her out of co-ordinate this time and were just ours: S. Reid. C. Meiklejohn. action in the match and for a long time beaten by a fraction of a second — bad Clare Martin after. Our short basketball season finished with mixed results. Everyone's game improved, yet I wonder why I have not mentioned the results for the Woodlands team in the Inter House competition? A few of us were privileged to play in the pupils v staff match and the Slam Dunk Trophy stands proudly in the Woodlands Common Room.

I hope that Basketball will now be a sport firmly established at Strathallan, thanks to Mr Giles and the enthusiasm of the girls. Remember that nothing ven­ tured . . . Clare Martin

52 TENNIS With a much changed team, this season's play has been very mixed. Generally things improved as the season wore on, beginning with poor perfor­ mances at Loretto and Fettes but excel­ lent play at the end of the year especially by Geraldine Sinclair and Claire Tomlin who won the U15 section of Kilgraston's American Tournament. Over the season there has been many a time when the team has not been complete due to school trips or exams. However next year will see more games at home, less w n travelling, more time to practise and a more established approach. Good luck in the future. Amanda Robertson

53 SPORTS DAY It was a most unusual day! Not'only did it rain off and on throughout the afternoon, leading to rumours that the Headmaster had spent too much time on the building site(s) and not enough in chapel, but then the Freeland Housemaster, athleticism personified, was not only at the track but was seen leaping(?) with excitement at the finishing tape! Thanks — and I do mean it — to all those pupils and colleagues who have helped with standards and Sports Day this year. Also to Mrs Gillian Dinsmore who (much to Keith’s embarrassment), presented the prizes. Well done to all those who took part, particularly in the difficult conditions on the day. The competition was as keen as ever. To the parents and friends who watched in the rain, thank you for your support — the competitors do appreciate it. But the question on everyone's lips was "Where is Roger Bond, star athlete and new Nicol House Captain and where is Rachel Taylor . . . ? I). J. B. BOYS’ RESULTS Winner Time/Dist Record Holder Year 100m Ri Wallace J. 12.37 12.14 CookC. 1985 J Low J. 12.45 12.0 LingT. 1971 M Cook C. 11.70 10.9 Ogilvie 1978 S Wilkinson M. 11.37 11.0 Lockhart/Ling 1971 Smellie/Kirkland 1978 200m Ri Wallace J. 26.60 25.34 Stewart R. 1987 J Low J. 25.58 24.5 CookC. 1987 M Cook C. 24.50 23.2 LingT. 1973 S Wilkinson M. 23.97 22.8 LingT. 1974 400m Ri Wallace J. 62.2 59.3 Stewart R. 1987 J Keddie A. 60.82 56.5 Cook C. 1987 M Gritten D. 56.20 52.5 Millar 1977 S Lochore A. 56. (K) 50.3 Roger G . 1982 800m Ri Fitchie M. 2.31.12 2.24.4 Stewart R. 1987 J Lokko S. 2.19.66 2.12.9 Lawrence C. 1984 M Lawrence T. 2.09.00 2.03.6 Lawrence C. 1985 S Park A. 2.08.83 1.55.2 Roger G. 1982 1500m Ri Fitchie M. 5.13.97 4.55.0 Lawrence C. 1984 J Lokko S 4.57.73 4.32.7 Lawrence C. 1985 M Sang R. 4.37.01 4.14.5 Bond R. 1988 S Lawrence C. 4.29.84 4.09.02 Bond R. 1989 High Jump Ri Wallace J. 1.40 lm 48 Tornos J. 1987 J Gibson C. 1.44 lm 63 Holmes 1965 M Jones G. 1.60 lm 775 Cuthbertson A. 1984 S Dow A. 1.61 lm 895 Roger G. 1982 Long Jump Ri Wallace J. 4.49 5m (K) Tindall 1961 J Addison N. 4.45 5m 55 LearC. P. 1967 M Jones G. 5.26 6m 17 Lawson 1967 S Wilkinson M. 5.52 6m 52 Smellie D. 1978 Shot RI Wallace J. 12.(HI* 11m 29 KayK. 1987 J Sochart P. 10.10 11m 43 Knox S. 1974 M Kay K. 10.80 14m 73 McKenzie G. 1973 S Parker E. 10.53 12m 90 Callander 1979 Javelin J Ducat J. 32.87 49m 81 McBride J. 1969' M Lawrence T. 30.30 49m 81 McBride J. 1969 S Howes N. 34.32 57m 07 McBride J. 1971 Discus J Silver M. 23.73 36m 29 Knox S. B. 1974 M Kay K. 33.42 42m 00 Knox S. B. 1974 S Webster G 31.45 40.26 McKenzie G. 1974 Relay Ri Dron 59.20 56.7 Dron 1987 4 x 100m J Freeland 51.92 50.5 Ruthven 1987 M Ruthven 48.71 46.6 Simpson 1972 S Ruthven 47.10 45.5 Freeland 1981

VICTORES LUDORUM VITRIX LUDORUM Rowan Cup for Standards: Riley: J. Wallace Riley: E. Currie Leburn Junior Boys: J. Low Junior: C. Meiklejohn Inter-House Athletics Middle Boys: K. Kay, C. Cook Senior: S. Reid Champions: Freeland Senior Boys: M. Wilkinson Girls Inter-Wing Athletics Champions: West Wing

54 GIRLS’ RESULTS Winner Time/Dist Record Holder Year 100m Ri Currie E. 14.42* 14.5 FraserJ. 1984 J Fraser A. 14.04 13.0 Streule K. 1982 S Gordon S. 13.75 13.0 Streule K. 1983 200m Ri Currie E. 31.36 31.3 FraserJ. 1984 J Fraser A. 29.64 28.37 BoydK. 1985 S Reid S. 28.13 27.3 Cornish V. 1987 400m Ri Moir L. 71.77 69.95 Blackstock S. 1988 J Meiklejohn C. 76.74 66.00 ReidS. 1987 S Reid S. 70.50 65.2 CrawfurdT. H 1984 800m Ri Moir L. 2.57.21 2.50.9 Brodie A. 1984 J Meiklejohn C. 2.46.50 2.34.9 ReidS. 1987 S Wardhaugh E. 3.08.49 2.37.7 Cornish V. 1987 1500m Ri MacLennan L. 6.05.11 5.59.3 Taylor R. 1988 J Meiklejohn C. 5.33.37* 5.57.0 Meiklejohn C. 1988 S Meiklejohn C. 5.33.37* 5.37.4 McDonald A 1984 High Jump Ri Currie E. 1.23 lm 26 Reekie E. 1985 J Corrie C. 1.35 lm 45 OrrK. 1984 S Gordon S 1.35 lm 55 Rutherford R. 1987 Long Jump Ri Moir L. 3.60 4m 08 Brodie A. 1984 J Corrie C. 3.92 4m 46 Gordon S. 1985 S Boyd K. 4.27 4m 38 Rutherford R. 1986 Shot Ri Burrell S. 6.81 8m 20 OrrT. 1984 J Cust J. 7.50 8m 55 Smith Jo 1987 S Carruthers C. 7.32 8m 03 OrrT. 1987 Relay J West Wing 58.20 56.9 East Wing 1985 S North Wing 57.31 54.9 West Wing 1987 Javelin J Meiklejohn C. 17.60t S Orr T. 21.05t Discus J Stevens B. 16.311 * New School Record t New Event TKU

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57 NOT-STRATHALLAN-SPORTS-DAY

It started with rain but this didn't stop the high jump pole to finish in agonising but Tui's team caught the lead at the the keen (???!) athletes emerging from style. bend. Zoe was running with great sta­ their houses. There was a variety of Then cries of pain came from each mina, backwards, but bumped into competitors, including hippies, a sprite, a team as a competitor trampled them Andrew Dow who finished the race. Well strip room locker, an unforgettable down in turn. Sounds like torture, done both teams. After announcements American footballer (Heather and Co.) doesn't it? That's why it's called ‘Mangle everyone went to pick up what was left of and the amazing mummies (we won't go your Mates.' the mummies! Mr Barnes and the other into any more details concerning the The last event was the relay which was masters who held the sports day gave us a Daddy!). run backwards with the yellow pages over lot of fun. I think everyone agrees that The first tiring event was the team two laps. After ‘Piercing the Pages' even 'Not-Strathallan-Sports-Day' should be! tunnel race between Tui's and Eddie's the directories were nice and holey! It Tanya Lannen teams. During this race many ‘ghosts' was neck and neck towards the last 200m Rachel Taylor lost their sheets, but tunnelled to the end nevertheless. This conjured up slight problems for the shorter-legged people and often resulted in painful experiences! The three-legged long jump race fol­ lowed. It was attempted by four pairs of co-ordinated enthusiasts. The tumble up to the end of the pit was spectacular and during the first round, one couple (Claire Corrie and Clodagh Meiklejohn) even managed a nose dive! They followed this with two excellent jumps, to win with 2m 75. Well done, you two! The spectators travelled over to the Mallard pen to witness the next event which was ‘Motivating the Mallard'. Each competitor got used to the Mallard quickly and showed great ability in motivating it. The bird soared in some very high and long flights but did not reach further than 9m 35, motivated by the Strip Room Locker (which hid Brian Dawes). There was an added bonus in this event: although Ky had proved he should stick to the shot (he wasn't one for light feathers) he roared or shrieked or whatever, amazingly filling the whole anxious stadium. Well done Brian and Ky. The exhausted competitors then made their way to the high jump; not to go over, but under. The ‘Limbo’ bar began at lm and made its descent 75, 70, 65, 31cm was the final limit — everyone agreed that it was impossible to go further including the winners Andrew Park and Tanya Lannen. There were many refusals by all pairs and it was a very close competition. ‘Piercing the Pages', won by Nigel Howes, was hilarious. Each competitor got very near the pages but the Head of School (Keith Arnott)_and Nige were the only ones to succeed. There was a throw off, in which Nige with his accuracy nearly hit the pages again, so was declared the winner. Other events were also er . . . attempted! Next was the umbrella race. Rotating around the umbrella looked hard enough but that wasn't all; 25 metres was to be run afterwards. David Gritten flew off the track and others in their turn stumbled across the finish line. The rolling race was a great shock, to everyone! Chris Lawrence lived up to his costume. Emma W, Jonathan B. Chris and Andrew rolled up the track and over Hippies (Sonja and Julie) leap over the pil in sixties style. ATHLETICS

Considering that matches started even For the last couple of weeks it earlier this year than in previous ones and appeared that Mr Raine thought we the fact that several of last year's should be fit for the holidays, so instead members suffered injuries throughout of softball we did long distance runs. this season, the team on the whole However fun was to be had in the performed well. But there is no doubt Chariots of Fire (sunbathing) on St that we would have been much stronger if Andrews beach, and “Not-Strathallan- Dave McKay had not dislocated his knee School-Sports-Day” . In the latter by tripping over a basketball, if Roger A. Park and T. Lennon amazed everyone Bond had not fallen off his motorbike, in their combo performance and cos­ and if Pungi Senior had woken up! tumes were as imaginative as ever, with The first match was against Edinburgh Brian Dawes cunningly disguised as a Academy at home. It was not as close as strip-room locker. last year but there were some good My thanks to Mr Barnes for his help, individual performances from Nigel and organisation, to Mr Raine for his Howes. Ky Kay and Arch the Captain! enjoyable (!?!), fitness runs and to Mr Fettes was next, again at home, against Pengelley for his amusing tales of his whom we scored our first victory with latest injuries. Also thanks to Mrs Broad- good performances from Cameron Cook Vicki McMahon celebrates her feat. foot and Miss England for all their help in both the 100m and 200m. We kept our and last, but not least, thanks to all the large home support excited until the last not have to make the long and "unset­ supporters and the Third Formers who relay — we won it comfortably and then tling" journey to Rannoch. Once again had to set everything up for each match! won the match (the team not suffering we kept our large home crowd excited Marc Wilkinson noticeably in the Captain's absence). For until the final relay — this time the our third match in the circuit we went Captain was present and the relay team with hiking boots to run on the 300m won and also won the match. This was sheep-paddock at Glenalmond. The becoming a bit of a habit. It was our weather had a close parallel with our second (and final) win. We finished off team's performance — Awful! This was going to Merchiston and, the less said our worst day by a long way. about that the better! But there were still We were lucky this year in that we did good efforts from S. Brooks in the 100m and A. Park in the 800m. With inter-school matches over, efforts were concentrated on Scottish Schools. One of the most memorable events was when the captain put his foot out of his lane and consequently his team out of the final in the Relay Championships. Sorry guys! The following Saturday saw the indivi­ dual events at the Scottish Schools Championships. There were good perfor­ Graham Ross staggers in. mances from Ky Kay in the Discus (6th and threw a personal best), Glen Jones in the High Jump (coming close to breaking Colours were awarded to the following: the school record) and Mark Wilkinson Full Colours Half Colours coming 7th in the 100m. But the day A. M. D. Wilkinson A. Park belonged to Roger Bond who overcame N. D. Howes K. Kay his earlier injuries to come a well earned A. H. Dow T. Lawrence third in the 1500m and collected a bronze C. D. McLay J. P. Green Nige Howes finishes smiling. — congratulations. K. Arnott A. Cowie STEPHEN GARDINER JOINER & BUILDING CONTRACTOR (N.H.B.C. Reg.) 33-35 Feus, Auchterarder Tel. 62595

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59 CRICKET

On paper this was never going to be a with the honourable exceptions of Mof­ The Senior Colts did well in spite of vintage season and indeed it was not. fat, Salters and Vance. losing players to the First XI. They are a With only two wins, including a good one Frankly a much tougher attitude was talented group with perhaps just a touch against Edinburgh Academy, and defeats needed and although the captain com­ of unnecessary arrogance. Defeat by a against Loretto, Glenalmond and Fettes, peted hard himself, he was not able (and weak Edinburgh Academy side was just all from positions from which we should nor were we) to stimulate a sufficiently the shock they needed and they finished have won, the season was disappointing. competitive approach. Too often ‘bad the season in style. Congratulations must An inexperienced side depended very luck' was blamed when lack of applica­ go to Hugh Lochore for a series of high heavily on the few older players. Richard tion was at fault. There were games scores and to the bowlers in general. A Eason and Robert Moffat each played a which could and should have been saved number of players from this side will be few good innings but never performed or won. competing for First XI places next year. with the consistency required. Rinnes The Second XI had an excellent The Junior Colts played some good Brown could never repeat the perfor­ season. Although pleasing, this was not cricket but in bits and pieces. The mances of last year and, dogged first by surprising. In some ways, barring one or captaincy, as usual at that level, could be the examiners and then by injury, deve­ two players, we had two Second XIs and erratic and panic could set in. Neverthe­ loped a form of bowlers’ ‘yips’. Andrew players who were tried but did not less the overall results were far from bad Logan did improve his overall perfor­ succeed in the First XI were good Second and quite a lot of potential is there. mance behind the stumps and made some XI performers. This should not, how­ It was pleasing also that B and C XIs valuable contributions with the bat. ever, detract from a truly excellent could be produced at Junior level. Much However, the sad fact was that the old performance. Led with enormous enthu­ credit for this must go to the staff colours were disappointing. Encourag­ siasm by Duncan Spinner, the team rolled involved. It is a considerable achieve­ ingly some of the younger ones came on off a series of victories. Although there ment to produce such enthusiasm from well. Hans McKenzie-Wilson, with 42 were excellent individual contributions those with less apparent natural talent. wickets from over 300 overs responded — such as James Winchester’s century My thanks go to all staff involved, superbly to the challenge and was well against Glenalmond and bowling perfor­ particularly to Mr Du Boulay who had to supported by Keith Salters. Both deserve mances from Gareth Cooke and James share the frustrations; to Craig Young congratulations on their selection for the Van Beusekom — the secret lay in an and the kitchen staff for all their efforts, final under-16 trial. Gareth Thorburn, excellent team spirit and some superb particularly at festival time; to Ed disappointing with the ball, batted sup­ fielding. The whole team and Mr Ford McDonald and his ground staff for erbly for 90 against MCC. Mark Vance, deserve congratulation. continuing the process of steady improve­ Robin Johnston, Hamish Blanche and Mr Court's Third XI, with a recruit­ ment, and finally to Robert Moffat for Stuart Walker played innings of value at ment policy worthy of the Press Gang, returning various articles of my kit. times. The fielding which was dreadful at produced some devastating victories R.W.P. the start of the season became almost whilst exchanging kit with schools I acceptable by the end but was never good didn't even know they played.

BOYS’ TENNIS SOCCER

The boys’ tennis team, potentially our allan second, reversing last year's result. Summer soccer saw a spell of weather strongest for many seasons, suffered an Strathallan seemed poised to reach the which I would associate more with, early blow when a knee injury forced Midland Schools Championships final surfing, and indeed the shorts which David Mackay to miss the whole season. this year when leading Glenalmond in appeared on many occasions would not Despite this the first and second pairs the semi-final by 4 sets to 3, but the have shamed the West Coast (of the won most of their sets, enabling the team steadier and more experienced Glenal­ USA!). I was surprised by the high to win seven of their eleven fixtures. mond pairs held on to win the final two standard of the squad, the more so Results: sets. because the boys have little opportunity v Rannoch (H) Won 6-3 On the domestic front Freeland won to play organised football games. Unfor­ v Loretto (H) Lost 3-6 the inter-house competition and the tunately for them, they had a referee who v Edinburgh Academy (H) Won 5-2 singles champions at senior, junior and had to learn the rules as he went along — v Morrison's Academy (A) Won 7-2 Riley levels were respectively Grant but they were usually quite tolerant of v Fettes (H) Lost 2-5 Anderson. Alan Keddie and Jonathan this. There was a match against a team of v Gordonstoun (H) Won 4-1 Wallace. The school courts, regarded as Old Strathallians, but the result has gone v Glenalmond (A) Lost 4-5 luxurious facilities with nine available astray. Likewise, a series of House v Merchiston Castle (A) Won 2-1 when built six years ago, were hard Matches took place at the end of the v Stewart’s Melville (H) Lost 0-3 pressed to cope with the demand placed Summer Term, and while I believe that v Morrison’s Academy (A) Won 6-3 upon them this year. they were completed, a fact which v Masters (H) Won 5-4 The school team was chosen from: reflects well on the motivation of the The annual hexagonal fixture with Bruce Tilley (captain). Robert Moir, Riki players since they organised the event, Fettes and Gordonstoun, involving both Sang, Gavin Webster. John Keddie. the results were removed from the Soccer boys’ and girls' matches, was played in Neal Dods and Kristien Robertson. Full noticeboard before I could see them! glorious weather and featured some colours were won by Bruce Tilley, A.S.-J. quality tennis. A strong Fettes team Robert Moir and Riki Sang. finally emerged victorious with Strath- D.J.R. (Ruthven won! Ed.)

60 SQUASH

SQUASH REPORT CAPTAIN’S REPORT — BOYS Dundee and District Squash League 1988/89 What a cruel game this can be when The season certainly proved several injury plagues you, and unfortunately at things about this game. Firstly, it's a 27th Sept 88 v Angus Hotel III away, lost the beginning of the season we had our game you need to be fit for. You need to 3-2. fair share. Most of our matches to begin be physically and mentally alert and your 4th Oct 88 v Dundee University away, with were connected with Dundee and attitude needs to be right, before you postponed. District Squash League. Apart from actually step on court. Secondly, you 11th Oct 88 v Forfar'3 away, cancelled. having many injuries, we had to travel benefit greatly from experience on court 17th Oct 88 v Montrose 2 away, lost 4-1. away six times and lost on five of them. and the only way you can gain this is by 31st Oct 88 v Bells away, lost 4-1. However, things looked up in '89, and playing on a regular basis. Thirdly, 1st Nov 88 v Glenalmond (Cup) away, out of the eight matches played in the consistency: consistency of your own lost 5-0. second half of the season we won seven. play, of that of others involved in the 8th Nov 88 v Panmure away, lost 3-2. Apart from the injuries, the boys were team, and of the team itself. 15th Nov 88 v Olympia V away, won 5-0. initially slow to pick up that on their Over the first half of the season these 29th Nov 88 v Montrose 2 (Cup) away, weekly excursions they were coming up criteria were sadly missing and we lost all lost 4-1. against seasoned and experienced play­ but one game in the Dundee and District 10th Jan 89 v Angus Hotel III home, won ers. The odd half-hour practice wasn't league. In the second half the reverse was 5-0. really serving them well when it came to true, and we won all but one. The 24th Jan 89 v Dundee University away, match nights. However, in fairness to reasons for this were that we were fitter; won 3-2. them, they greatly improved and I was we were playing more; we had a more 30th Jan 89 v Dundee University home, pleased by their second half perfor­ regular squad to pick from and we won 3-2. mance. realised that the criteria I mentioned in 7th Feb 89 v Montrose 2 home, won 3-2. The senior boys let themselves down 14th Feb 89 v Bells home, lost 4-1. badly in their school matches, and painful the first paragraph were of paramount importance. It was good to end on a 21st Feb 89 v Panmure 3 home, won 3-2. lessons were learnt. What should have 28th Feb 89 v Olympia 5 home, won 4-1. been 4-1 to us in matches ended up being “ high” and hopefully we may well have 14th Mar 89 v Bridgend 2 home, won 4-1. 3-2 against, and for the first time in 3 gained promotion. years we lost the Bennett Salver. It would be very sad to see us taken out Played 15, Won 8, Lost 7. The senior girls broke even with three of the squash leagues, but 1 know Mr losses and three wins. They also visited Keir is having increasing pressure put on CAPTAIN’S REPORT — GIRLS new venues at Perth Fitness Centre and him from outside clubs in the league complaining about the walls and floors of the Ice Rink, and went over to Laurel This season we played six matches and our courts. Withdrawal would be a great Bank in Glasgow. One or two of them for the first time ever broke even by disappointment to all involved, so we definitely need to be more positive in winning three of them. The team varied hope something will be done before it is their attitude towards matches and the at each match due to the fact that the too late. commitment involved. However, should matches were played in the evenings and The school matches left a lot to be the majority of them stick together as a on Sunday afternoons when many of the desired, particularly the Bennett Trophy team, keep playing and get a little bit senior girls had to work. I’d like to thank against Glenalmond. Having beaten more experience, they could be a useful the more junior members of the team, them 5-0 at home we lost 3-2 away. unit. Sonya, Julie and Sheila, for their enthu­ Really the less said about it the better. The U16 Boys again fared well, playing siasm and willingness to play,sometimes The U16s were again looking very and winning all four of their matches. at very short notice (my own posting of promising. This is good as they will be One or two of them broke into the senior information could have been better!). I making up the majority of next year's ranks over the course of the season and think, though, they may well have been team, since Gareth is the only one did reasonably well. encouraged by the prospect of stopping staying on from this year. Next season, providing these people off for a carry-out meal on the way back! It has been a very enjoyable season, keep playing, could be an exciting one. Laura Marshall and Jo Clark also made what with Grant's ever-funny off-the- guest appearances and Jo’s ‘Russian’ Boys’ captain: Adrian Gower. cuff jokes and Gareth's gastronomic strength helped her win a few points. Girls’ captain: Gillian Addison. feats as well as Simon's inspiring knack of We were unlucky to be drawn against winning points and Iain's enthusiasm in Colours awarded to: Adrian Gower. Ruthven in the interhouse squash but the the early days. Gareth Thorburn. Grant Anderson. team played well despite the jeering and We owe a very big thanks to P.K. for P.K. barracking that always accompanies this the amount of time and effort he puts in event! each week and also to Mr Giles for Finally, thanks to P.K. for his patience standing in when needed. and coaching. A.G.C. Gower SCHOOL MATCHES 1988/89 Gillian Addison Senior Bovs INTERHOUSE SQUASH 17th Nov 88 v Glenalmond home, won Senior Girls 5-0. Quarter­ 22nd Jan 89 v Fettes away, lost 4-1. final Semi-final Final 17th Nov 88 v Fettes home, won 4-2. 29th Jan 89 v Rannoch away, won 4-1. 22nd Jan 89 v Fettes away, won 3-2. 19th Feb 89 v Edinburgh Sports Club Ruthven j Ruthyen j Ru(hven 30th Jan 89 v Fitness Centre away, lost. away, lost 3-2. Freeland ) Woodlands J 15th Feb 89 v Ice Rink away, lost. 26th Feb 89 v Glenalmond, Bennett Nicol | Leburn j Lebum 19th Feb 89 v Edinburgh Sports Club Trophy, away. Lost 3-2. Simpson J Simpson J away, lost 5-0. Played 5, Won 2. Lost 3. 20th Feb 89 v Laurel Bank away, won 6-0 . Wayfarers and Gordonstoun/Elgin Congratulations to Ruthven for their 5-0 were cancelled. win. Played 6, Won 3, Lost 3.

61 STRATHSKI

What a season! The lack of snow has if not startling, 11th place. Of necessity, therefore, the Strathallan certainly been a great disappointment to The only snow race that allowed the competitive influence was spread far and the hordes of Strathallan skiers. The team to give some idea of what-might- wide: Robin Batchelor trained with the pre-Half Term ski days never had a have-been was the Perthshire Schools Scottish Ski Team in Austria and France; chance to go ahead and Sunday ski-ing Race: a surfeit of heather leading to the Robert Hutchison and Amanda Robert­ was reduced to the absolute minimum of cancellation of Scottish, British and son travelled under the Dolphin emblem one expedition — all a result of the Minors schools races. The boys achieved to Austria and France whilst James unseasonable and unwelcome heatheri- a creditable win in the Open category Banks left his mark upon the Kandahar ness of the slopes. with Robin Batchelor placed 1st; Robert Ski Club in Switzerland and Austria with However, the Strathallan presence was Moir (now recovered from what had an 8th place in the Downhill. maintained by the racing squad. The proved to be glandular fever) 3rd; James It remains for me to congratulate team of Robin Batchelor, James Banks, Banks 5th and Robert Hutchison, some­ Robert Hutchison on making the final Robert Hutchison and Peter Allen, upon what delayed by the loss of a ski, 18th. pool from which the Scottish Team will successfully competing in the Scottish Oblivious to the heather and peat, be selected in the autumn. Schools Artificial Slope Championships while lured by the temptations of mini­ Meanwhile I'm off to college in Color­ at Hillend ventured down to Wales with bus, packed lunches and Chinese take­ ado where I'm hoping that the academic some trepidation for the British event at aways, the racing squad managed several work won’t interfere too much with the Llandudno. Despite the lack of Robert mid-week afternoon trips in an effort to ski-ing. Moir’s considerable presence, stricken by keep in trim for races that all met the Robin Batchelor illness, the team managed an acceptable, same fate: cancellation.

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Robert Hutchison on his way to the Scottish Team? (Photo courtesy of David Sturrock.)

62 GOLF We had another very good season but Sinclair is shaping up quite well but as yet Malaysian Circuit next year. the team couldn't quite match last year's is rather inconsistent. The eight-a-side Ruthven won the House Competition unbeaten record — though they came match against the Blairgowrie G.C. at Auchterarder in convincing style, yet very close to doing so. We lost just one Juniors was quite an occasion for our again, and so continued their remarkable match, against Kinross U.S., in the inexperienced side and one which they run of success. It will be more open next league, and ironically it was the one time will remember with a great deal of year I fancy so perhaps a change is on the during the term when we were at full pleasure I'm sure. The match was played cards? Grant Anderson retained the strength! As a result of this defeat, over Rosemount. an unexpected treat, Stroke-Play Cup and in predictable fash­ Morrison’s Academy won our section of and Mr Low. who organised the arrange­ ion — out in 41 and back in 34 to edge the league, pipping us by one point, and ments superbly, provided a nice touch by out Bruce Guy by one shot! went on to win the final against Perth calling the names of the players onto the Sadly we say farewell to Bruce, Iain Grammar School. tee a la the Open Championship! and Grant, all of whom have contributed Bruce Guy was unavailable for most of Iain Steel was runner-up in the Perth enormously to the success of the team the matches because of exams and and Kinross Schools Individual Competi­ over the last two years. Keep up the good Jonathan Frame missed several for the tion at Crieff — he had the same score work in the future and remember to join same reason. Iain Steel and Grant (76) as the winner but had a poorer the Old Boys' Golf Section — contact Anderson formed the nucleus of the team second nine. On the strength of this he Hamish MacFarlane, 9 Craigelvan and both played well. Iain was the more was selected to play for the District in the Grove, Condorrat, Cumbernauld, Glas­ consistent, but Grant was as always a Coca Cola Championship at Nairn in gow G76 4KU (0236 738 281). He will be tough match-play competitor. David June and fared pretty well on an unfa­ delighted to hear from you and any other Reid gained valuable experience in the miliar links course. Iain has been a great recent leavers as well. matches he played and should be a force asset to the golf team during his time here H.C.A. to be reckoned with next year. Neil and we wish him the best of luck on the

Captain: B. J. Guy. Match Results: v Auchterarder H.S. Won 4-0 Secretary: A. Marshall. League: Friendlies: Team: B. J. Guy, I. A. Steel, G. S v Criefff H.S. Won 3-1 v Merchiston Won Anderson, J. S. Frame, D. I. Reid, H v Glenalmond Won 3-1 2V4-1V4 Sinclair, (A. Marshall, J. Garvie, C. A v Morrison’s Academy Halved 2-2 v Blairgowrie Juniors Won Smith, M. Quinn). v Kinross H.S. Lost 1-3 4l/>-3‘/<

63 SAILING

This year's season began with the ritual surfing with H.C.'s help and fell in! and probably most fiercely-contested of the lifting of boats. It seemed we Meanwhile the real sailors (i.e. those competition was the inter-House races. ended up lifting every single Bosun. who don't do it on a plank) were getting The first races ended up in James Topper, Sailboard, and Enterprise in down to the serious sailing: Susan Brown Davidson powering into a first for Simp­ Britain, yet it is always surprising to see and Pauline made a lot of noise while son and Katie Haines a second for how few craft there actually are at the destruction-testing Toppers: another Woodlands. The rest of the houses end of the day. nameless person capsized and Jimmy hit encountered a watery end in the heavy Of course after the first major trauma windsurfer Billy on the wrong tack, conditions! The second races were held in (of lifting boats) there came another aside. I am sure Mr Clayton and Mr more favourable conditions with myself surprise: no changing rooms! (old ones Goody had more than a few anxious coming first for Simpson and Nicol were being replaced). Never bothered by moments ashore watching the chaos on second. However, afterwards there fol­ such minor worries, our intrepid sailors the loch. Never mind, at the end of the lowed such an incredible storm of pro­ managed to survive by finding many new term all agreed they had enjoyed their tests and counter protests that Mr Goody and interesting places to change. Enough time. had a lot of work to do sorting out who of that, now to the sailing! This year Our matches against Loretto ended up did what and who was correct. The end proved to be very enjoyable as apart in a severe thrashing as we lost both at result was that Woodlands came second from matches against Loretto and Dollar home and away and the match against overall with Simpson first. I hope next there was the Brown Trophy and, of Dollar had to be abandoned due to the year we can have a good clean test of skill course,, the House races — more about fact that everybody capsized — yours as opposed to verbal and literary abuse, them later! truly even before the start! The Brown as this adds a lot of unnecessary work and However, the highlights of this season trophy proved to be very exciting, with puts a damper on the enjoyment of the came from the windsurfers who seemed Pauline McCracken, in a Topper. Susan event. always to be paddling as there was “too and Peter Brown in Lasers and myself Before 1 go I must extend thanks to Mr little wind" or in the cafe because (you and my brother in "What's On". The Clayton. Mr Goody. Mr Round and last guessed it) “there’s too much wind". weather was totally unpredictable, even­ but not least Mr Coombes who put an Kirk Clark managed to do some truly tually settling to a near gale with the exceptional amount of time and effort amazing wipe-outs at high speed, some result that Pauline, Susan and Peter into everything from painting boats to other nameless person tried to sink limped in (after a very hard day's sailing) transporting them. Without all this effort “Popeye” (and almost succeeded) and if well down the fleet, whilst my brother there would be no sailing club. that wasn't enough. Evain tried wind­ and 1 were placed sixth overall. The last H.A.C. Davidson

Left: The sailing team — on dry land!

CANOEING In spite of one of the driest summers that I have ever known, from the canoeing point of view, we managed to make the most of the local rivers and this term saw the greatest number of canoe­ ing groups yet. The coaching scheme within Scotland continues to offer a well-balanced, struc­ tured programme through which canoeists can progress, and we again this year had some 30 paddlers gaining the one-star award, 15 the two-star and 3 reaching the three-star award level. Congratulations must go to J. She­ pherd and L. MacKenzie who qualified as Trainee Instructors and to Mr Wallace who has now qualified as an Instructor. Throughout the Autumn and Winter months we have been enjoying the thrills and spills of Riley canoeing in the swimming pool and this Summer, we took the same group out on the river. Their enthusiasm and rapidly developing level of skill is quite outstanding and I can only hope that it continues at this rate. P.J.E.

64 FISHING This year's fishing report breaks with the School and Richard's quiet patience hovering above a rabbit, but the worst tradition, in that, following the example instilled confidence and dexterity with part of the day was during the return trip set by Crockford. the protection afforded tying-silk and vice, hook and seal's fur when we saw the stretch of river we by anonymity has gone — the reason where previously there had been flies should have been fishing! being that the ever-increasing number of designed to terrorise fish rather than Loch Orlich (or its alternatives: fishermen engaged in this activity has entice them. Both instructors are return­ “ Horlick"/“Muesli" and other fibrous severely limited the availability of those ing to School next Academic Year and derivatives) appeared to be a popular who could write about each separate quite a number of pupils have included venue, Alistair Dickson and Mr Greg outing. one or both as their qualifying "Skills" Ross joined the anglers as “supervisors” . The pupils have been extremely grate­ for “The Duke of Edinburgh Awards Simon Peters, having fished the margins ful to the Head Groundsman and his Scheme". of the loch before everyone else was out staff who fought valiantly over the winter And so, to the Summer term's outings. of the bus, then spent the rest of the to repair the various leaks in the Pond's Thanks to the kindness and tolerance of afternoons hooking and playing fish and north wall. Their efforts were successful Mr Murray Smith. Factor of Dupplin showing how it should be done. in that when the Summer Term's drought Estate, a new scheme of permit fishing on However, without a doubt, the jewel in arrived, there was a sufficient head of the River Earn was implemented. This the crown was the match against the water to support the fish which arrived enabled a group of fishermen, 6 in Angling Section of the Strathallian Club, shortly after Easter. number, to fish the river on the basis of a one Friday evening on Loch Leven. After various representations by “Strathallan School Collective Permit” . Thanks to the generous hospitality of the pupils, it had been resolved that a small Many took advantage of this generous Headmaster, who acted as host, some 8 number of brown trout would form the offer, particularly after Games on Tues­ boats carrying pupils (from the Vlth basis of this year's stocking programme. days and Thursdays (often foregoing the Form to Riley) and former pupils met up However, due to a misunderstanding, gastronomic pleasures of the School with fish, lost some, netted others and when the fish arrived, we discovered that Dining Hall) as well as in the evenings cast over countless rising fish, and then at it was a repeat order of rainbow trout. and on Saturday afternoons. On a num­ the end of the evening met in the This year the fish were not fed, but left to ber of occasions the sight of very respect­ Boathouse for convivial drinks, commis­ fend for themselves. Consequently, when able sea trout as far up as Forteviot erations and an exceptionally welcome the Pond was eventually opened for Bridge added excitement to their endea­ supper. When it is realised how far some fishing, the fish were anything but “hook vours (although they had to be reminded of the Strathallians had travelled to be shy” . A radical re-think followed and the that the permits issued were only for there for that match (from London, majority of pupils then fished with brown trout). Members of the salmon Birmingham and their city offices) it was barbless hooks, though, shamefully, syndicate often encouraged the pupils a great tribute to their enthusiasm and some rainbow “lures" were employed with friendly advice and tips and further commitment to their relationship with when it was thought that no one was served to advance relationships between present pupils. watching. However, a policy of self- the School and those who live in the area. There was a result. One of the parties disciplined “policing” instituted by the So, to the “Outings" themselves — in did win, but whether it was the School or pupils themselves was immediately intro­ the year of the drought! The River the “Strathallian Club” , no one seemed duced, and appeared, for the most part, Devon, on a sweltering hot day brought to care very much! There was a to work. unexpected excitement totally uncon­ "weigh-in” much to the amusement of Two or three of the previous year's nected with fishing. Iain Davidson man­ the regular Loch Leven fishers who were stock had, in fact survived the de­ aged to disappear into a bog only 3 feet enjoying the atmosphere of that evening! oxygenation by the algae growth and across, but very, very deep. Having The match would not have happened although they were occasionally seen become well and truly “Stuck” , the without the help of Ross Peters, the rising to a hatch of natural fly — I’m Seniors who sprang to his rescue got hold Headmaster and Alistair Biggart — reliably informed that they may have of his arms and just as the bog was whom we thank. survived for a third season. beginning to release him — they let go! I know that many of this year’s Leavers Over the Autumn and Spring Terms Nicholas Buckley fishing under the trees said that if the Strathallian Club is Mr Alistair Dickson and Mr Richard a few yards downstream from my trees, realistically represented by its “Angling Philp came to School offering instruction was much amused to see me spending Club” members, then they intend to play on “Fly-Fishing" and “Fly-Tying" much time climbing said overhanging as full a part as possible. respectively. Alistair’s fund of fishing trees retrieving my flies, with monoton­ T.G.L. stories are by now legendary throughout ous regularity. A buzzard was seen.

SHOOTING Many try it out but only the deter­ chiefly to International shot, David school. mined dedicated few make it to the top: Brown were not repeated this year We see another captain of shooting, this applies to many sporting disciplines mainly because we were in a higher Toby Christie moving on to university but in shooting intense concentration on division in the Perthshire League and and his place at the helm will be taken by every shot is essential for the high scores competition was that much keener. How­ Alec Lochore. necessary nowadays in competitions ever the five stalwarts of the shooting Team members: 88-89: T. Christie, A. against other schools, in individual knock­ team turned up every Friday throughout Lochore, H. Lochore, C. Barr, D. outs and in the local Perthshire league the two “winter” terms to shoot match Taylor. matches. cards and on other nights to assist with A.J.H.W. Our previous season successes, due and encourage younger members of the

65 THE HOLD UP — WITH A DIFFERENCE!

The performance, O klahom a, had could feel cold, sticky beer trickle down The commotion eased and as I heard been spectacular; the actors, although my back through a crack in the table. I footsteps approach the room I closed my amateurs, gave western life a new aspect looked around and the glamorous women eyes and uttered a quick prayer — “Why of romance; the scenery breathed and I had seen earlier reminded me more of me God?” was accentuated by the bridles, leather bedragged tramps. They were crouched I was being tapped on the shoulder, saddles and wide brimmed hats strewn under nearby tables and, as I watched “ HELP” — the word poised in my veins. across the set. Shots rang out and in the them, realization of what was happening Just as I reached the verge of despera­ audience the crowd moved as one, as dawned on me and I felt a sharp, deep tion, I heard people scramble to their feet fear, passion and courage radiated from sense of fear invade my body: I was and I opened my eyes — I stared right the stage and penetrated their thoughts. involved in an armed robbery and hold into Father’s eyes and jerked back in Time became unimportant but slowly and up. fright. No-one knew what had actually surely the minutes passed and soon the Women peeled off their heavy chains, happened so we cautiously returned to last bow was taken and we filtered out jewels and rings, and quickly stuffed our seats and soon the head waiter onto the well lit street. them inside shoes, down their shirts or in assured us that we were safe. It may have been midnight but a large their “husbands’ ” pockets. I absent- Our young waiter returned, a rather city is a child that never stops: it may rest mindedly fingered my earrings and green colour I may add. and quickly took but it always tosses and turns and cars can looked around at this group beneath the orders for strong drinks. Mr Putman always be heard. table. We had been brought together by ordered a “double" gin — and I sat and Our party, consisting of seven, made fear: no more irrelevant talk; no gossip; let the emotions soak through. My knees arrangements to meet at a nearby to hell with business and who cares about knocked and my teeth chattered but I restaurant, “Cristal,” where we decided “Young Pups" as long as we live. ignored them and listened intently to we would have a relaxing meal. Cristal Mother and I held a hurried conversa­ what had happened. had been my favourite “pizzari” for over tion in hushed tones in which she told me . . . A couple had been enjoying a four years and although it was acceptable to remain calm, sit still and keep quiet. I pleasant drink in the dimly-lit bar, when to be casual, the place breathed elegance felt calm, unexpectedly calm, and for a rather intoxicated and burly man had and the atmosphere was rich as expensive what seemed eternity I sat wondering entered the conversation in rather a loud gems sparkled on beautiful women what would become of the hold up. We way. He had accused the woman of enjoying a delicious meal with their were all unsure of what to do, waiting for two-timing him, and the lady’s escort’s handsome escorts or family. the men to come and hold us at gun rage had increased to the point where We were seated and polite small talk point, threaten us and rip from us all our curses meant nothing at all and because began. The party was a mixed group: two precious possessions. young, handsome men connected with Father’s work, irresponsible but fun; Mr and Mrs Putman, Anglo-Brazilians who enjoyed a good meal and ‘chat’ although Mr Putman surrounded himself with an air of grandeur and he watched the two young men with an open view of condes­ cension and mutterings of “Young Pups 'Waiter'. Jon Minihane. nowadays, I’ll never know.” My family completed the picture, mother and father enjoying a night out and I had been dragged along and was enjoying myself: in their opinion. The meal was delightful and as usual we were well treated and quickly served. Mr Putman contented himself and his “single” gin and “plenty” tonic, as he instructed the waiter. Mother and Mrs guns in Brazil had grown common for Putman talked frivolously: about fashion; security measures, it was of no consequ­ latest gossip; our scandalous new neigh­ ence when the accusing member of the bours and last but not least, their new party pulled a gun. It was then that the bridge member. It all seemed so unneces­ shots rang out and because the man's sary and pointless in my eyes and I held shooting was under the influence of back from contributing. The men (need­ alcohol, he shot a round of bullets less to say) discussed the stocks, shares although the waiter couldn’t tell us how and business. We paid the bill and sat injured the man actually was. The man finishing our coffees. had been harshly separated and carted We were rising to leave when six clear onto the street where, to our knowledge, shots rang out in the restaurant and they continued the “tiff" until the police immediately I felt drawn back to the arrived and promptly arrested them. theatre and once again I was living in the We soon left the restaurant and mother western era. and Mrs Putman now had some real Commotion intensified in the restaur­ “juicy" gossip they could discuss. I was ant and I snapped back to reality; feelings still strangely quiet and soon after getting ran high. To a sharp bark from someone, home my panic became nightmares and somewhere in the room, we dropped to my body rebelled by vomiting. It had the floor and sought cover behind chairs been a truly frightening experience . . . and underneath tables. Broken glass Suzy Walls covered the floor ijnd as I sat in awe I Form IV

66 THE SOLDIERS’ SIGHT

Leaving the playing fields behind, we youth of England were there in their in the sky and some young lads were drove out of the grounds. A chapter in splendour: the fathers in their uniforms helping their fathers to harvest the hay. my life was closing, while one anew or suits; mothers in fine dresses; the boys We passed on through villages and began to open. in blazers, straw boaters and flannels, hamlets, empty save those too young or I remembered playing on those fields; lifting trunks around in their droves too old. I saw a girl on a horse as we crying, laughing; I remembered the before farewell kisses and sombre hand­ drove and she smiled and waved as we friends and the fights. I clasped my rifle shakes. But now it stood empty and passed. I remembered the races I had and watched from the back of the truck lonely in its isolation. The blue summer been to with my father and the gymkha­ as the familiar sights slid by. skies complemented its fine architecture nas and polo. I watched her until I could It suddenly dawned on me that I might and splendid grounds. We came to the no longer see the shape of the horse; for never, ever return. The sweet soft smells green gates and we paused as they that moment I was in love with her, of summer were suddenly stronger; for clanged closed and were locked shut, because she stood for all I knew. As we the first time in my life, I realised I could sealing a part of our lives, perhaps, crested a slight hill in the deepening smell such sweet scents. The smell of the forever. dusk, I leaned back and bid this beautiful grass, fresh cut, of the shining soft cricket As we passed through the countryside, land farewell, and, perhaps, there were greens, came to me bringing memories of I watched the rippling fields of wheat, tears in my eyes. matches lost and won. I could smell the shining in the summer sun. Birds wheeled Jon Minihare leather of the cricket balls and see the Form V shining white brilliance of the cricket gear, even though the groundsman was raising the shutters closed over the homely green and white pavilion and the field was empty. For the first time I really did notice the lush greenness of the grass and the neat natural hedges with here and there a startling blossom. The majestic oaks filtered the sun through their leaves onto the road and my upturned face. Great, beautiful trees stooped over the babbling river. The rhododendrons teemed with natural vitality, with great swinging blossoms. The river shimmered and sparkled in the afternoon summer sun and birds skimmed across its surface. The road bent slightly and I could see the house, its grounds resplendent. The house was still magnificent. The foun­ tains were dry and the shutters were shut over the great windows. The pillars stood alone and glorious; yet the house remained great and impressive in its emptiness. I remembered how it was: the fountains flowing; the flag flying; the grounds full of boys and parents. The Holmwoods The comprehensive name in School Insurance School Fees Capital Plan Please contact us for advice on the best possible methods of providing your children’s education by advance provision. School Fees Assurance An inexpensive life assurance to safe-guard your children’s education should either parent die. For further details of our specialist School Fees services please contact: Geoffrey Howard Holmwoods Rockwood House, 9-17 Perrymount Road, Haywards Heath, West Sussex RH16 1TA Telephone: Haywards Heath (0444) 458144

67 CCF COMMANDER’S REPORT

This has been a quieter year than last been reorganised and the Pipes and The new date of HCTC (Oct.) should with regard to parades and inspections. Drums now have a more centralised base be in our favour, so Captain Court However the contingent has been active in the old Corps Palace. This is being informs me, and the odds are shortening in many different ways. Perhaps ‘Year of decorated and revamped as I write in the for our chances in HCTC 1990. the Helicopter’ would be an apt title. It is traditional ‘Barron’ style and manner. The Naval Section have acquired a new hoped that the light blue might manage For those who pay attention to minute Topper and a great deal of water-based to produce a SAR helicopter next year to detail, the old Magazine close to Riley activity has been going on at Lochore give us the full range and then all the has been removed. The old Pipes and and, to a lesser extent, on the Tay at services will have been represented. Drums kit store is being converted to a Perth where we have a good liaison with Army/RM kit room with lockable lockers the SCC unit, T.S. Fairmaid. I look Wing Commander P. Barker said and this should, we hope, make it easier forward to seeing how the RN section farewell to us and has gone to ‘parade- for cadets to keep track of their kit. tackles the new syllabus which would grounds’ new in Nairn; it was fitting that As regards the future, we are liaising seem to give us greater flexibility in our JCE saw fit to grant him the Honorary with TAVRA on the relocation of the training. Rank of Wing Commander on retiral and range and outer buildings but this may be The Royals are in Skye as I write, we wish him well with his new venture at a long term plan as public funds are still exercising with real live RM troops which the Blenheim House Hotel. Nairn. rather limited. should be a rewarding experience for the Lietenant D. Round departs at the end of My impression of the year is that more members of the troop that can attend. the summer term and he will be sadly things have been attempted by more Next year sees the RAF section back to missed by the signals section that he cadets than ever before and that senior strength and hopefully with a greater managed to establish in his short stay cadets have become more involved in the emphasis on flying and gliding, numbers here. To date we are unable to replace running of their individual sections. It is here can be stabilised. him and the Signals section has been worth noting that we are up to strength Next year we are to experience our disbanded. now on Officer complement even though first ‘Review’ under the new system with We welcome this year the following our cadet strength is below complement. continuous assessment by our reporting new officers: Mr A. Streatfield-James NCO's — its up to you to take a more officers. I look forward to this with who joins the Army section as i/c active part at all levels! interest to find out if the outcome is the Armoury and CCF shooting and Mr S. Congratulations go to LCpl M. Clay­ same, only with considerably more paper M. Cullen who joins the RAF section ton on obtaining an above average mark work! with a view to relieving Mr A. Wands at the UKCF leadership course. Finally, on behalf of all Cadets, I wish who is transferring to the Army Section. The Army Section did well with a to thank all the officers of the contingent We also welcome Mr I. Eades as our scratch team in the HCTC and seemed to without whom very little of the training storeman. have a highly successful camp at Culty- could be achieved. With regard to property, the store has braggan. C. N. W.

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68 ARMY

The section survived the worst time of running a section more difficult. won the Exercise Summer Stroll competi­ year: the end of the summer term is full Despite, or perhaps because of. the tion organised by 51 Para. of sunshine and examinations: a period difficulties it has been a year in which I It was largely because of the efforts of when normal routine is most disrupted find myself increasingly grateful to those such N.C.O.'s — and to the up-and- and when the senior school seem to feel who really do put themselves out to make coming batch of L/Cpls, CpIs and that their own private interests, in the things happen for others. Chiefly I have Sergeants — that we had such an form of work or recreation, take priority. in mind Lt. Paul Vallot who works excellent attendance at an slickly-run C.C.F. seems to occupy a place, some­ ceaselessly and Mr Ian Eades who has Summer Camp at Cultybraggen. In the where towards the bottom of a number of shouldered the Prometean task of run­ blazing weather every Cadet had a boys' lists and I suppose that is almost ning the stores, both for ourselves and for marvellous time and to add to our success inevitable when it is a compulsory part of other sections who use our equipment, in Summer Stroll we won the Summer the curriculum. The consequence of it all with much good humour and patience. Camp Assault Course Competition is that myself and other officers and Adam Streatfield-James has taken on the against twenty or so other platoons. It N.C.O.s make ourselves unpopular as we armoury and runs it with an efficiency was good to see cadets like Sgts Davidson scour the school for those who have gone that leaves me envious. Me has been and M. Nugawela, CpIs E. Smith. J. A.W.O.L. on a Wednesday afternoon. I helped by CpI. Thorburn who has done a Minihane and M. Martin, working so am sure there is a part in everybody — in very thorough job that not many would well to give other Junior Cadets such a some cases the parts are considerably even notice. Most pleasing of all was the happy, hard-working and memorable larger than in others — that derives a way that members of the VI. facing Camp. grim satisfaction from feeling that some Highers' and ‘A Levels', selflessly gave Not all we touched turned to gold, have ‘bitten the bullet' to serve and that of their time when it was quite legitimate however, and we came a disappointing others have been made to do things that for them to excuse themselves the C.C.F. 8th in the H.C.T.C. at Barry Budden. they cannot perceive to be in their own commitment in their final year. Sergeants There is always next year — as I keep interests or for their own pleasure. I Christie and Gregory spent a good deal telling myself. And next year's ‘Summer suppose that that might have something of time training both recruits and Time Blues' too. to do with education but I can't say it is H.C.T.C. members and Sergeant Tilley C.N.C. enjoyable and it certainly does make did a great deal in leading the team that

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69 ROYAL NAVY

This year the Royal Navy section has well with POs Swan and Gowers. In two grateful to Commander Walker for mak­ gone from strength to strength. An years the group has become a success. ing Port Edgar facilities available to Sub. excellent team of Senior Cadets set the This year the standard of cadet has Lt. Ross and his group. pace with Coxswains J. Van Beujkom, R. been high, though unfortunately there We work closely with Perth Sea Cadets D. Smith and D. Heal proving first class. remained some individuals for whom and thank Sub. Lt. D. Saunders and Sub. The emphasis nationwide is on practical responsibility meant little. At times it Lt. G. Robertson for their assistance leadership and initiative training often became apparent that an irresponsible with training. Lt. Cdr. MacLeod has gained at Naval establishments by the individual was more dangerous to the recently been appointed to Perth Sea large number of cadets selected for group than the hazardous exercise. PO Cadet Committee. We hope to continue camps and courses. d ’Ath particularly distinguished himself in co-operation in training next year. All cadets thoroughly enjoy the experi­ the public eye during the three peaks race. T.S. Fair Maid has provided facilities ence of training at a Naval establishment LS Dempsey showed great courage (and for the Boat Section exercise and also but occasionally considerable inconveni­ deafness) under fire and PO Williamson berthing for the Cheverton. It is largely ence is caused when a few boys find an showed reliability and leadership. due to Sub. Lt. Saunders hard work that excuse to withdraw, usually at the last The role of the Navy lecture was given the motor boat is in such pristine condi­ moment. We are most grateful to those by Captain J. A. G. Evans RN, the tion. Next term we look forward to giving cadets who took up vacant spaces. It is Senior Schools Liaison Officer. Lt. Cdr. Perth Sea Cadets another training worth pointing out at this stage that no A. Bayliss RN. the Staff Officer of Tay weekend at Strathallan. cadet is able under recent regulations to Division RNR. gave an interesting talk The summer term ended on a sad note, be promoted unless he has completed on his diving experience. This was Lt. Captain T. A. C. Keay V.R.D.. R.N.R. recognised training. Cdr Bayliss's last visit to Strathallan. He died suddenly after a long illness. Cap­ Seven junior cadets attended the Royal has been of invaluable help with training tain Keay was for many years command­ Navy Acquaint Camp on board HMS and we wish him well in his new ing officer of Tay Division RNR and a Kent at Portsmouth where Lt. Cdr. appointment. Commander D. Rigby RN. very good friend in so many ways to MacLeod was course officer. Three The Superintendent of the RN Aircraft Strathallan School. Lt. Cdr. MacLeod cadets gained badges on the Air Workshops gave a fascinating account of represented the RN Section at his fun­ Acquaintance course at HMS Heron, the many facets of helicopter repair. eral. R.N.A.S Yeovilton and L.S. Jason Sim It is rare for cadets to gain flying A successful year owes a lot to many gained his power boat certificate at HMS people. To CPO Salisbury who has done Raleigh, Plymouth. experience at school but this year we had two helicopters. Thirty cadets were lucky much to smarten up the section, to The most prestigious RN Camp is held to fly in a Sea King Mark IV, the pilot, Commander Dickinson and Lt. Cdr. at Britannia Royal Naval College, Dart­ Lt. Cdr. Slowe RN, also gave one of the Johnston, our PLO Lt. Cdr. McCrow, all mouth where this year David Heal, most interesting talks of recent years. of HMS Camperdown our parent estab­ James Laing, Roger Jsamieson, Ben Some weeks later Lt. Cdr. I. A. D. Low lishment, grateful thanks. Williamson and Roger Bond were RN took twelve cadets up in a Lynx On the last parade of the term a awarded places. It is no coincidence that Helicopter of HMS Edinburgh. An ex­ presentation of a painting was made to cadets who are appointed leaders of the captain of School and former Coxswain Captain J. A. G. Evans RN on his RN Section will have had their leadership of the Royal Navy section. Lt. Cdr. Low retirement. We remember with pleasure potential assessed by Dartmouth. Once arranged for a group of cadets to visit the various cadets he has directed to again the Strathallan Cadets proved up to HMS Edinburgh berthed at Dundee. The successful careers in the Royal Navy and the challenge. cadets learnt about the working of the Royal Marines. Lastly, my thanks to Sub. Lt. Morris This has been a busy summer for the ship from the anchors to the guided for several useful visits, CPO Richards officers. Once again Lt. Clayton was missile systems. HMS Edinburgh is a for boundless enthusiasm, a splendid sailing instructor on the HMS Kent type 42 Destroyer upon whicn ri.R.H. team of officers and senior cadets with summer camp and Lt. Cdr. MacLeod was Prince Andrew is currently serving. At special mention of Coxswains David Heal river officer at Dartmouth. Sub. Lt. Ross full speed the ship is capable of around and Roger Jamieson who worked so hard attended the Advanced Officers’ course thirty-five knots with a fuel consumption last term. at HMS Nelson and the Officers’ power of five feet per gallon (so said a keen T.J.M. boat course at HMS Raleigh. cadet). Senior Promotions: Senior Coxswain — During the session the RN Section has Lt. Clayton and four cadets attended D. Heal. Divisional Coxswains — R. had a full and varied training programme the Air Day at HMS Osprey Portland. Jamieson, B. Williamson. and many distinguished visitors. This proved a sad experience as their visit In October on field day the senior was marred by the air crash in which two cadets had an excellent visit to the Clyde pilots were killed. Submarine Base at HMS Neptune, During the summer term full use was Faslane, A. B. Cadets had sea training on made of boating facilities. Lochore Mea­ board HMS Helmsdale at Dundee and dows proved a popular venue for both O.S. Cadets visited HM Naval Base at sailing and sail-boarding. Once again we Rosyth. are grateful to Lt. Clayton and CPO Our first visitor was Commander N. Richards for their expertise. CPO Cocks RN, the Naval member of the Richards kindly made two Lasers avail­ Joint Cadet Executive. Commander able and on the grapevine there is good Cocks has been writing the new RN news of another Bosun dinghy to be Syllabus. The senior cadets of the Boat added to our fleet next year. The Section are involved in a pilot scheme Cheverton motor boat is in good order co-ordinated by Sub. Lt. 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71 CCF SHOOTING

In the Spring term a group of boys start at all. Luckily there were already a took part in the practices and in the were entered for the ‘Country Life' number of boys who had been taught to match itself. competition. I believe that this was the shoot by Mr Wands, and we were able to Results: Strathallan: 54th (ex. 79) first time that Strathallan had entered a make considerable progress in the short Score: 674 (ex 10(H)). team for this important national event, time available. The result was definitely By way of comparison, the winning and it was to be expected that we would good: the competition is very demanding: score was 967 (Epsom College). Fettes not do particularly well at the first those schools who finished above us are were 43rd with 760; Edinburgh Academy attempt. Indeed, we had to contend with ones which have many years of experi­ were 35th with 809; Glenalmond were shortages of ammunition and with equip­ ence and permanent rifle teams. Perhaps 15th with 877. ment on the range which had not been next year we shall manage a better place. A.S.-J. used for many years before training could I would like to thank all the boys who RAF Small numbers have again restricted experience, NCO courses in leadership, 2 form IV and I wish Mr Cullen well in his activities this year. However the NCO's flying scholarships, annual camp recogni­ (metaphorically) single handed manage­ have conducted two successful overnight tion competitions, shooting courses and ment of them. exercises and other activities ranged from RAF station visits. Next year promises to A.J.H.W. the usual flying to single day gliding be a lot busier with 32 new entrants in ROYAL MARINES

72 VALETE: P. A. PARKER book published by Mills and Boon, School for almost 30 years that it became Peter Barker came to Strathallan in although the romance was mainly that of part of the School folklore. September 1959 to teach Chemistry, and the broad bean! Peter was a strong and forceful person­ he was soon appointed Head of Depart­ Peter did his apprenticeship as a House ality with decided views and a wagging ment — a post he held, under varying Tutor and in taking Games, and he even forefinger, and he was one of those titles, until he retired from teaching in played rugby against the 1st XV in a Schoolmasters that live in the memory of’ December 1988 to change careers and famous Staff side; he served as “major every school child. He was a kind and become a hotelier. He was an interesting domo" for Speech Day prizes as long as generous host — “Cheers. Peter," was a and successful teacher, described by one anyone can recall, but outside the class­ cry heard more than once! — and a of the present Form V as "an excellent room he will be better remembered for considerate teacher deeply interested in teacher, who I miss." — praise indeed. his long service in the CCF. first in the the welfare and future success of those he Peter had considerable influence on the RAF section, then as its OC. and finally taught. I am sure that his friends and updating and planning of Chemistry as the OC CCF for nearly ten years, former pupils at Strathallan will get a syllabuses as the Chief Examiner for the during which time he introduced the warm welcome at The Blenheim House University of London School Examina­ Motor Cycle and Royal Marine Sections. Hotel, Nairn. tions Board. He was almost certainly the His tall figure in a long and copious RAF T.C.G.F. only Master ever at Strathallan to have a greatcoat was so familiar around the

73 VALETE

Freeland val; Corporal in Army, c/o Mrs A. R. R.A.F. Rosedale House, Brockagh, uvi Barty, 8 Ochlochy Park, Dunblane, Castlegar, Co. Galway, Eire. Christie, T. S. Came 19871; LVI; Head of Perthshire FKI6 ODU. Van Beusekom, J. C. M. Came 19831; II; House; Rugby 2nd XV; Shooting; Lasota, A. S. Came 19871; LVI; House House Prefect; Rugby Scottish Schools Survival; Sgt in Army. Blackhills Prefect; Rugby 5th XV; Athletics; XV; President’s XV; 1st XV; 1st VII; House, by Elgin, Morayshire IV30 Technology Prize; Motorbikes. 145 Cricket 1st XI; Basketball; Football; 3 0 U. Bolton Road, Radcliffe, Manchester D. of E. Bronze Award; Choir; Food Dawes, B. M. Came 1985'; IV; House M 26 OQN. Committee; Senior Coxswain in Navy. Prefect; Rugby 2nd XV; Football; McBride, J. N. Came 19821; I; Rugby 6th Lomond Hills Hotel, Freuchie, Fife Swimming; Army; R.A.F. A.T.S. XV (Captain); Athletics; Academic K Y 7 7E Y. P.O. Box 26803, Mariana, Bahrain. Scholarship; Pipe Band; R.A.F. 5 Walker, P. J. M. Came 19841; III; House Dewar, A. C. Came 19841; III; Rugby Tayside Cottages, Aberfeldy, Perth­ Prefect; Rugby 6th XV; Cricket 1st XI; 5th XV; L.S. in Navy. 25 Halyburton shire PH 15 2A W. Fishing Captain; Orchestra; Music Place, Cupar, Fife K YI 55D2. Park, A. M. Came 19841; III; House Scholarship; String Prize; Senior Art Dickinson, A. J. C. Came 19841; III; Prefect; Rugby 2nd XV; Cricket U14 Prize. 32 Inverleith Terrace, Edin­ Rugby 4th XV; Basketball; Skiing; ‘B’ XI; Athletics; Cross Country; burgh EH3 5NU. Scripture Union. West End, Largo- Army. 6 South Drive, Pitreavie Castle, ward, by Leven, Fife KY9 1HT. Dunfermline, Fife KY11 50F. V Graham, L. C. Came 19811; I; Photogra­ Philip, S. R. M. Came 19851; III; House Webster, G. M. Came 19851; III; Rugby phy; Survival; P.O. in Navy. Tangier- Prefect; Rugby 2nd XV; Hockey 1st 1st XV; Athletics; Tennis; Junior shandon House, Drymen, Stirlingshire XI; Cricket 2nd XI; Indoor Hockey; Tennis Singles Trophy 1986; Army; G63 OEA. Golf; Choir; Lance Corporal in Army. Signals; SBS. Falls of Lora Hotel, Howes, N. D. Came 1984*; III; House 12 Hallowhill, St. Andrews, Fife KY16 Connel, by Oban, Argyll PA37 1AB. Prefect; Rugby 1st XV (Captain); 8SF. Athletics; Basketball; Squash; Survi- Robb, G. T. Came 19841; III; House Prefect; Vice-Head of House; Fishing;

Leburn burgh. Road, Cults, Aberdeen AB1 9HB. UVI Glimm, C. N. A. Came 19841; III; Tilley. B. A. M. Came 19841; III; House Clark, D. A. Came 1984'; III; CpI. in House Prefect; Rugby 6th XV; Cricket Prefect; School Prefect; Rugby 2nd R.A.F.; ‘Ford’ Sponsorship to Univer­ 3rd XI; Poetry Club; Choir; Drama; XV; Hockey 1st XI; Basketball; Ten­ sity. Bonnyton Cottage, 35 Main Sgt. in Pipe Band. Jesmond, Pitkeathly nis; Sgt. in Army, c/o B. D. M. Tillev, Street, Kilconquhar, Fife KY9 I LG. W ells R o a d , Bridge of Earn, Perth­ O.M.A. Dept. P.D O.. P.O. Box 81. Cooke, G. D. L. Came 19871; LVI; shire PH2 9HA. Muscat, Oman. House Prefect, Rugby 5th XV; Cricket Green, J. P. Came 19821; I; House Whitmee. M. J. C. Came 19871; LVI; 2nd XI; R.A.F. Ivy Cottage, Croftin- Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Athletics; House Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Hockey loan School, Pitlochry, Perthshire. Cross Country; Head Librarian; Choir; 2nd XI; Cricket 2nd XI; Sgt. in R.A.F. Dinsmore, K. C. Came 19841; III; School 2nd Orchestra; Sgt. in R.A.F. 122 Kiln Drynow Farmhouse, by Bandeath, Prefect; Head of House; Rugby 2nd Road, Ben fleet, Essex SS7 1TE. Stirlingshire. XV; Cross Country; 3rd Form Scholar­ Hill, A. J. Came 19821; I; Rugby 3rd XV; ship; ‘O ’ Level Prize; Heuston Medal Football; Sgt. in Pipe Band. 15 Scone LVI for all-round Merit; Choir; Drama; Gardens, Edinburgh EH8 7DQ. Mustafa, Z. Came 19881; LVI; Army. Debating; Sgt. in Pipe Band. 39 Thorn McDonald, F. A. Came 19831; I; Basket­ P.O. Box 6402, Jeddah 21442, Saudi Road, Bearsden, Glasgow G61 4BS. ball; Choir; L.S. in Navy. 18 Ferry A rabia. Dods, N. A. Came 19841; III; House Road, Monifieth, Dundee DD5 4NT. Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Basketball; Riddoch, D. A. Came 19831; I; House V Swimming; Tennis; Sgt. in Army; Cpl. Prefect; 5th XV for Rugby; Drama; MacBey, M. W. Came 19853; III; in Marines. 188 Lauderdale Gardens, Photography; D. of E. Bronze Award; Hockey 4th XI; Cricket 3rd XI; Lance Hyndland, Glasgow G12 9UA. Sgt. in R.A.F. 4 Leven Gardens, Corporal in Signals. Woodacre, Kin- Ewing, J. R. K. Came 1987*; LVI; House Barrhead, Glasgow G78 1BL. loch, by Blairgowrie. Prefect; Rugby 3rd XV; Cricket 3rd Thomson-Morrison, A. S. Came 19871; XI; Cross Country; Lance Cpl. in LVI; Rugby 6th XV; D. of E.; Social Army. 15 Redhallbank Road, Edin- Services; Drama; R.A.F. 16 Hillview Nicol UVI Dow, A. H. Came 19841; III; Head of bikes; Sgt. in Navy. Flat 22, 8 Man­ Arnott, K. Came 19841; III; School House; Rugby 4th XV; Athletics; sfield Road, The Peak, Hong Kong. Prefect; Captain of School; Rugby 4th William Tattersal Art Prize; L.S. in Marshall, A. M. Came 1987'; LVI; XV (Captain); Hockey 3rd XI; Athle­ Navy. Kelvinhead Farm, Kilsyth, House Prefect; Academic Scholarship; tics; Swimming; Brass Group; Jazz Glasgow G65 OQH. History Prize; Poetry; Debating. 62 Band; Wind Band; Motorbikes. Gregory, C. A. Came 19841; III; House Spylaw Bank Road, Edinburgh EH13 “Glencarrick ”, Netherauchendrane, Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Brass Group; 05B. Alloway, Ayr KA7 KEE. Sgt. in Army. 5 Beech Crescent, Smith, R. J. Came 19842; II; House Brown, R. G. Came 19841; III; House Braco, Perthshire FK15 9RG. Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Sailing; Cross Prefect; Rugby 2nd XV (Captain); Lawrence, C. J. Came 1982*; I; House Country; Coxswain in Navy. Tillym aud, Hockey 1st XI; Cricket 1st XI; Army. Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Hockey 4th Farm, Udny, Ellon, Aberdeen AB4 Ruin achat Farm, Aberlour. XI; Athletics; Cross Country; Motor- ORX. LVI V MacLennan, A. F. Came 19851; III; Clark, I. A. Came 19831; I; Rugby U15 Kennedy, D. G. Came 19851; II; Rugby Rugby 3rd XV; L.S. in Navy. 18 XV; Drama; Lance Corporal in Army. 6th XV; Sailing; Pipe Band; D. of E. Belmont Avenue, Ayr, Ayrshire KA7 181 Laurencekirk High Street, Silver Award. 9 Caldwell Road, West 2JN. Laurencekirk, Angus. Kilbride KA23 9LF. Gibbs, J. Came 1988'; LVI. P.O. B ox 6753, Incline Village, Nevada, 89450, USA.

Ruthven Basketball; Cross Country; Cross Spinner, D. C. Came 19821; I; House UVI Country Cup; Middle Victor Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Hockey 1st Anderson, G. A. Came 19871; LVI; Ludorum; Navy. 58 South Beach, XV; Cricket 2nd XI (Captain); Sixth House Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Hockey Troon. Ayrshire KA10 6EG. Form Scholarship; Poetry Club; 3rd XI; Cricket 3rd .XI; Golf; Squash; Millar, J. Came 19821; I; House Prefect; Debating; Choir; P.O. in S.B.S. 7 R.A.F. Lorensviksvagen, No. 12, Rugby 1st XV; Athletics; Warrant Lettoch Place, Pitlochry. Taby 18368, Stockholm, Sweden. Officer in Royal Marines; Under Steel, I. A. Came 1981'; I; Rugby U15 Batchelor, R. J. H. Came 19841; III; Officer of C.C.F. Laurel Bank Nurse­ ‘C’ XV; Hockey 1st XI; Cricket U14 House Prefect; Captain of Skiing. Law ries, Overtown, Wishaw, Strathclyde ‘B’ XI; Indoor Hockey; Golf; Choir; of Craigo, Craigo, Montrose DD10 M L 2 ORT. L.S. in Navy. 19 Ladeside, Newmilns, 9LD . Parker, E. A. R. Came 1985s; III; House Ayrshire KA16 9BE. Gowers, A. G. C. Came 19842; II; Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Athletics; Swan, G. C. Came 19821; I; Rugby 2nd House Prefect; Hockey 3rd XI; Sum­ Cross Country; Loch Rannoch Half XV; Athletics; 1st Form Scholarship; mer Hockey; Athletics; Basketball; Marathon U20 1st Prize; Debating; P.O. in S.B.S. 10 Cleveden Drive, Squash; House Colours; Chair; Marines. 25 Beaumont Road, Cam­ Hillhead, Glasgow G12 OSE. Drama. 2416 Sunbury Place. Dean bridge CB1 4PU. Wilkinson, A. M. D. Came 19831; II; Village, Edinburgh EH4 3BY. Pate, S. M. Came 19821; I; House House Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Hockey Guy, B. J. Came 19831; II; House Prefect; Rugby 5th XV; Hockey 3rd 3rd XI; Cricket 3rd XI; Athletics; Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Golf; Foot­ XI; Dance Band; CpI. in Pipe Band. Basketball; Football; Choir; P.O. in ball; Swimming; Army. 5 Stanely Reedie Farm, Kirriemuir, Tayside Navy. Lochbank, Castle Douglas, Drive, Paisley PA2 6HE. D D 8 5L X . Kirkcudbrightshire DG7 1TH. Jones, R. A. Came 19821; I; House Peters, S. R. S. Came 19841; III; House Prefect; School Prefect; Rugby 2nd Prefect; Rugby U15 ‘C’ XV; Squash; V XV; Hockey 1st XI; Summer Hockey Basketball; Curling; Half Marathon Bamber, I. C. Came 19861; III; Rugby (Captain); School Maths Prize; Scot­ Team; Fishing (Captain); 2nd place 6th XV; Basketball; HCTC; Army; D. tish Schools Drumming Champion; Scottish Young Scientist Competition; of E. Bronze Award; Sewing; Pottery; Staff Sgt. in Pipe Band, c/o Mr and Mrs Piping Cups; Pipe Major in Pipe Band. C.D.T.; Canoeing. “F e o rliy ”, 24 A. S. Grant. Bracadale, Tweed Cres­ Brae of Auchendrane, Ayr KA7 4TD. Holly Road, Broughty Ferry, Dundee cent, Galashiels, Selkirkshire TD1 Piper, G. W. Came 19831; II; House D D 5 2 L Z . 3EE. Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Hockey 2nd MacKay, D. A. Came 19871; LVI; Head XI; Summer Hockey; Football; Army. of House; Rugby 1st XV; Athletics; K.P.M.G., P.O. Box 5944. Manama. Bahrain. Simpson UVI Tennis; R.A.F. Cadet. Kingask Farm, Prize; Choir; Orchestra; Drama; Cornish, R. M. Came 19841; III; House St. Andrews, Fife. Poetry Club; Scripture Union; L.S. in Prefect; Rugby 2nd XV; Sgt. in Army. Logan, M. R. Came 1983'; III; House Navy. South Rowantree, Gatelaw- “Old Acres," Over Peover, Nr. Knuts- Prefect; Head of House; Rugby 1st bridge, Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, DG3 ford, Cheshire. XV; Hockey 3rd XI; Tennis; Skiing; 5E A . Dalrymple, F. D. Came 1984'; III; Y.F.C.; Marines. Kingask Farm, St. Tether, R. M. Came 19821; I; House House Prefect; School Prefect; Rugby Andrews, Fife. Prefect; Rugby 3rd XV; Athletics; 1st XV; Hockey 1st XI; Summer McLay, C. T. D. Came 19841; III, House Swimming Captain; Debating; Photo­ Hockey; Indoor Hockey; Cricket 1st Prefect; Sgt. in Marines. Pitcarlie graphy; D. of E.; Marines, d o M. L. XI; Tennis; Choir; P.O. in Navy. House, Newburgh, Fife KYI4 6EU. Tether, 52 Bradmore Way, Bookmans Whitehills, Auchterarder, Perthshire. Moffat, R. B. Came 19841; III; House Park, Hatfield, Herts. Eason, R. G. Came 19841; Prefect; Prefect; Rugby 1st XV; Hockey 1st XI; Cricket 1st XI; Rugby 5th XV; Navy. Cricket 1st XI; Army. 55 High Street, V 49 Sherwood Crescent, Glasgow. Elie; Fife. Cowie, A. R. Came 19841; I; Rugby 2nd Fyfe, F. M. Came 19811; I; House Niven. D. Came 19821; I; House Prefect; XV; Cricket U14 ‘B' XI; Indoor Prefect; Rugby 4th XV; Hockey 1st Rugby 5th XV; Curling; Y.F.C.; Hockey; Athletics; Marines; Y.F.C. 3 XI; Summer Hockey; Indoor Hockey; Army. Denmarkfield House, Redgor- Crownshillock Place, Newtonhill, Kin­ Economics Prize; Drama; Sgt. In ton, Perthshire. cardine, AB3 2RF. R.A.F. 42 Oakfield Drive, RashgiU, Niven, M. W. Came 19821; I; House Mudie, R. A. Came 19862; II; Rugby 3rd D umfries. Prefect; Rugby 6th XV; Hockey 4th XV; Hockey 4th XI; Cricket 3rd XI; Johnston, C. C. A. Came 19841; III; XI; Cricket 2nd XI; Curling; Fishing; Pipe Band. “Great Expectations,” Fil- House Prefect; Rugby 5th XV; Athle­ D. of E.; Choir; Army. Denmarkfield sham Road, West St. Leonards, Hast­ tics; R.A.F. Cadet; Survival. Brinc- House, Redgorton, Perthshire. ings, East Sussex. liffe, Dhuhill Drive West, Helensburgh, Paterson, D. P. Came 1983'; II; House Preacher, P. A. Came 19861; III; Rugby Strathclyde. Prefect; Rugby U15 ‘C’ XV; Athletics; 5th XV; Hockey 4th XI; Debating; Logan, A. C. Came 19841; III; Rugby Music Scholarship; Wilfred Hoare Y.F.C.; Army. 27 Parkhill Avenue, 2nd XV; Cricket 1st XV; Basketball; Reading Prize; Robert Barr Memorial Dyce, Aberdeen, A B 2 OFP.

75 Harrison. A. A. Came 1986; III; Cricket; Orr. M. T. Came 1982; I: House Prefect; Woodlands Canoeing; Swimming; Choir; Drama; Hockey UI5 and 1st XI; Midlands and Social Services; Duke of Edinburgh. Independant Schools Hockey; Athle­ Bamford. S. C. Came 1987; LVI; House Traltenna. Ardgav, Sutherland, IV24 tics; Basketball: Cricket; Rounders; Prefect; Hockey lst/2nd XI; Tennis; 3BW . Netball: Choir: Drama. II Carlton Squash; Swimming. 35 New forge Lime, Harrod. F. Came 1986: V; House Pre­ House, I Western Parade. Soutlisea, Belfast BT9 5NW. N. Ireland. fect: Hockey 2nd XI: Choir: Drama; Hants, P05 3ED. Beale, N. J. Came 1984; III; House Piano; Orchestra. Glassel House, by Paterson. J. L. P. Came 1984: III: House Prefect; Hockey UI5 and 2nd XI; Banchory, Kincardineshire. Prefect: Hockey U15 B' and 3rd XI; Athletics; Basketball; III Form Scho­ Irvin. S. H. E. Came 1987; LVI; House Tennis: Basketball; Rounders; Social larship; 2nd Orchestra. Craiglowttn Prefect; Netball; Choir; Drama; Services; Choir; Drama. The Orchard. School, Edinburgh Road, Perth PH2 Music. Caimasericht Lodge, Bridge of Dalgttise, Perthshire. PH8 OJX. 8 PS. Gaur, Rannoch, Pitlochry, Perthshire. Reynolds. K. A. Came 1984: III; House Beath. A. L. Came 1982; I; House Mackenzie. L. Came 1984; III: House Prefect; Hockey UI5 and 1st XI; Prefect; Hockey U15 and 1st XI; Prefect; Swimming; Badminton; Ath­ Athletics; Rounders; Social Services. Choir. Balmossie, Ledaig, Connel. letics; Canoeing Instructor; III Form Cargilfield, 37 West Barnton Avenue. Oban, Argyll, PA37 IQ P. Scholarship; French. English. Reading Edinburgh. EH4 6HN. Burton. L. Y. Came 1982; I; School Prizes; III and IV Form Prizes; O Robertson. A. J. Came 1982: 1: School Prefect; Swimming: Social Services. Level Prize; Choir: Madrigals; Prefect; Hockey 1st XI; Tennis: Swim­ Choir. Jazz Band. Orchestra. The Orchestra; Drama; Gold Duke of ming; Skiing. P itg a r lie Farm, Garh, Drum, Fossowav, Kinross-shire. Edinburgh: Debating Committee; Laurencekirk. Kincardineshire, AB3 K Y I3 7UN. School Magazine. Bohally, Sirathtum- IRB. Dunbar. F. E. G. Came 1985; 111: House mel, Perthshire. Salters. K. J. Came 1985; IV: School Prefect; Hockey UI5 "B" and 3rd XI; Martin. C. E. Came 1987; LVI; House Prefect; Head of Woodlands; Hockey Athletics; Skiing; Duke of Edinburgh; Prefect; Captain of Athletics: Hockey U15 A and 2nd XI: Tennis: Squash; Social Services. Bttllobitrn, I Main 3rd XI: Captain of Basketball; Skiing; Scanlan Cup for Merit: Drama. "Fort Street, Abernetliy, Perthshire. Drama. Ardnttgrask Mains, Muir of Lodge," 9 Fort Road. Helen's Bay, Co. Fraser. J. M. Came 1982; I; House Ord, Ross-shire, Scotland. IV6 7TW. Down. N. Ireland. Prefect; Athletics; Social Services. Maxwell. N. J. Came 1982; I; House Tait. A. T. Came 1987: III: Hockey 3rd Bonlutrtl House, bv Scone, Perth. PH2 Prefect; Hockey 2nd XI; Tennis; XI: Aerobics; Choir; Drama; Music. 7PQ. Squash; Geography and Biology P.S.R.C.. P.O. Box 10088, Madinat AI Gordon. S. L. R. Came 1983: III: House Prizes. 2 Gordon Street, Barnhill, Jubail, A l Sinaiyith. 31961, Kingdom of Prefect; Captain of Hockey; Hockey Dundee, DD5 2RA. Saudi Arabia. U15 and 1st XI; Midlands and Scottish McAuley. N. A. Came 1984; III; House Schoolgirls UI8 Hockey; Athletics; Prefect: Hockey 1st XI; Tennis; Athle­ Cross Country; Tennis; Netball; III tics. The Ivies, 41 Station Road, Crai- Form Prize. Bon Accord. 35 Bttrdie- gawad, Co. Down, N. Ireland, BI I8 liottse Road. Btirdielioitse, Edinburgh. OB P. Gritten. Vl. J. Came 1983; III; House Mclver. C. S. Came 1984; III; House Prefect; Rounders; William Tattersley Prefect; Hockey 1st XI; Tennis; Prize for Art; Choir: Social Services. Squash: Drama: Music; 2nd Orchestra; Mrs M. CALDER 17 Mansion Court Road, Mansion, Bronze Duke of Edinburgh. Woodlea Mrs Calder. the Housekeeper, retired Ramsgate, Kent. CTI3 5AX. House, Moniaive, Thornhill, Dum­ during the year after a very long connec­ Haines. K. A. Came 1987; LVI; House friesshire, DG3 4EN. tion with Strathallan. She first came to Prefect; Sailing; Basketball; Badmin­ Niven. II. J. Came 1982: I; House look after Miss May Riley when she was ton; VI Form Scholarship; Physics and Prefect: Hockey UI5 and 2nd XI; living in the West Lodge, and tells Chemistry Prizes; Orchestra; Choir; Athletics; Basketball; Choir. Acorn horrific tales of the freezing cold in the Madrigals. Austin Villa, Main Street. Lodge. Wliilsome Hill. Duns. Berwick­ house! Mrs Calder left the School service Reston, Eyemouth, Berwickshire, shire, TDII 3NE. for some years to bring up her own T D I4 5J P. family, but when they were old enough she returned to look after the Headmas­ ter's House and the Main Building. Eventually her province spread to the Boys' and latterly Girls' Houses too. Many of the Resident Masters who have lived in the Main Building over the years LEAVER’S COMMENTS — and she saw many — are particularly grateful to her for looking after them and their rooms with good humour and tact. What they enjoyed What they will miss least She was frequently responsible for the The Leburn Scandal Book Master's witty comments floral decorations at functions and in the Gordon's revenge The workmen Headmaster's House. Long boat Whatever the school does to laundry With Mrs Calder's departure, the Pink wafers Minibuses School has lost the last direct link with Summer solstice BR’s 6.45 morning rises the Riley family. We thank her for her The ssssss Yobism long and loyal service and we wish her BBQ with Proc up Scout's hill The Headmaster’s beer every happiness in her retirement. The Head's suede shoe collection The initial after-effects of a pyramid T.C.G.F. Robert’s high moral standards Spinner’s poems Mr Vallot’s clothes Trendy masters wearing trendy badges Being Sunday chapel scout Square sheets Medical attention Being responsible Old Simpson / Freeland study block Fire alarms Mr Sneddon's maths classes The dubious system of meritocracy

76 Did you know the African elephant (They’re the only animal on earth that can t is the only animal in the world with four get off the ground.) knees? That it makes a pillow for itself Now, this could he useful. Never before it goes to sleep? Or that it's hard to find yourself stranded and thirsty in the insult one because it’s so thick skinned? Sahara if you haven’t brought along an clc-

(Onc and a half inches thick to he precise.) phant. It can use its trunk to sniff out water

The African elephant is very proud of from 3 piilcs away its skin actually, massaging it. powdering it Clever thing an elephant s trunk, it So what has the African elephant got to do with opening a bank account? with dust, and bathing as often as possible. can pick up pins, pull up trees, even uncork

(Is this why it's so wrinkly?) bottles of wine. (And you thought your

Maybe the bath water it uses isn't hot labrador was clever.) enough, because the African elephant also Anyway #what has all this got to do gets a lot of colds. (So if you ever see one with banking? Well this multi-talented with an elephant size tissue, duck. Its pachyderm also has a phenomenal memory. sneeze is so powerful it’s been likened And that's the point. When the time comes to an exploding boiler.) for you to open a bank account wed like Here's a tip. never bet on an elephant you to be a bit of an African elephant and Ca Clydesdale Bank to win gold in a high jump competition. remember this name Clydesdale Bank. 10 Sl \ inirni PI... (.1 .’HI Trl: 041 >«N '0'0.

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77 STRATHALLIAN CLUB

President of the Old Strathallian Club

Donald Clark, a well respected and long number of years on the Town President of The Argyll and Bute Curling popular Argyllshire hotelier, was at Council of the Royal Burgh of Inveraray Province. A keen rugby player, he played Strathallan from 1958-63 and played in and laterly on the Argyll County Council. for many years for West of Scotland. both the Rugby XV and the Hockey XI. Donald is a leading cast member and Donald has two sons; Donald who left Chairman of the Inveraray Drama Strathallan in 1988 and is following a Soon after leaving school Donald’s Group, Chairman of the Shinty Club and career in fish farming, and Christopher, father died and he was thrust at an early Vice-Chairman of the Steering Commit­ who has begun his last year in the Upper stage into the responsibilities of running tee of the new Inveraray Golf Club. He Vlth. the family hotel businesses. Despite the has been an enthusiastic Skip of the heavy demands of the hotel trade, he Curling Club for the last 20 years and has The Strathallian Club has benefited became involved in the many sides of played twice in the England/Scotland from the stewardship of this kind, gener­ rural Argyllshire life. He served for a Provinces fixture. He is currently Vice- ous and warm-hearted man.

78 STRATHALLIAN GOLF CLUB REPORT Grafton Morrish 1988 Annual Outing — Prestwick Old 1988 Match V. Kclvinside Academicals 1989 The Bruntsfield event proved to be Twelve sturdy souls made the trip for On Sunday, 7th May, the Old Boys historic for the Strathallians in that after our annual venue to sample the delights played two rounds of fourballs at Glas­ 10 years of failure to qualify, 1988 was of the course and also the fare of the long gow Gailes against Kelvinside. After the year that the old boys succeeded, and table. The morning round offered com­ going in for lunch level, the Strathallians by finishing 3rd out of nine schools, were petition for the Scratch and Handicap gained more substance from the Port and packing their bags for a visit to the finals Trophies. Ken Grant had his usual Kummel than our opponents, and ran out at Hunstanton, North Norfolk. immaculate round to retain the Scratch comfortable winners by 5'/2 to 2l/2. Our first round tie was against The whilst Hamish MacFarlane also held off Efforts are being made to make this an Leys, at Brancaster, Royal West Nor­ the field to retain the Handicap Trophy. annual event as all those who partici­ folk. On a day that had the wind speed After the customary lunch including pated thoroughly enjoyed themselves. plenty of Port/Kummel, the afternoon averaging over 35 knots, the team lost 2-1 Glasgow Golf Club Salver 1988 despite the encouragement given by stableford proved to be a very close event The Old Boys were invited to enter up retired Headmaster Duncan McCallum. with Ken Grant picking up his second to two sides for the inaugural Glasgow Our dream of winning will have to wait a prize of the day — his first with this Club Salver event being played over little longer. The team was Ken Grant particular trophy. Killermont. Ken Grant and Jamie Mof­ and Jamie Moffat, Richard Williamson Scottish Wayfarers 1989 fat. having entered independently for the and Andrew Mclnroy, Stuart Lowden Elie September date, produced a creditable and Hamish MacFarlane. Once again combatants were assisted score in the Stableford Foursomes. How­ Queen Elizabeth 1988 by the presence of a School Master (Colin ever, a very late entry from Allan Cook Results in previous years have not Addison), and a School Boy (Grant and Hamish MacFarlane — in fact only been good, the Old Boys have struggled Anderson), on the Sunday. The eight- two days before the event — turned out to reach the 2nd round on the Sunday for man team had their customary run of to be the winning partnership with a some years past. This year we were results, only managing to win two out of score of 40 points, thereby putting the victorious in our first match against the our five matches played. It is sincerely STRATHALLIAN name at the top ol winners in 1987, Daniel Stewarts/Melville hoped that now all male school leavers the Salver. F.P. Our next round victims were Old are life members of the Wayfarers, other If anyone is interested in joining the Rugbeians, giving us a place in the Old Boys might make more of an effort Golf Section please contact: quarter finals against Glasgow Academi­ to be available for this event in order to HAMISH MACFARLANE cals. The match all hinged on our first reduce your Secretary’s ’phone bill at this 9 CRAIGELVAN GROVE pair who had to go past the 19th in order time of the year. CONDORRAT to settle the result. Unfortunately the Over 50’s Muirfield 1989 CUMBERNAULD GLASGOW match ended at the 23rd hole in the Our team this year thoroughly enjoyed G67 4RU impeding darkness and constant rain, playing at Muirfield, but were unable to TEL: CUMBERNAULD 738281 with a victory for the Academicals. It is be inspired sufficiently to give any of the The Annual Subscription is £5.00. hoped that 1989 will see us go at least one other Schools the ‘privilege’ of lifting the round further. wooden spoon.

NEWS OF OLD STRATHALLIANS

ALLINGHAM M. J. de G. (83) repre­ BEECH L. J. (83) is living in Sutton in he sends his greetings to all his sented the Midlands for Rugby in the Surrey. Strathallian friends. District championship. ARTHUR J. C. (75) is an accountant BIGGART A. J. (82) captained The BRUNTON A. T. (66) he and his wife with Ravenscroft Shipping Ltd. in Strathallian Club v The School in the Patricia live in Truro where he prac­ London. annual fishing match, held this year on tises medicine. Loch Leven. As he is the youngest AYANTUGA B. O. (85) Bola has been BULLARD M. J. A. (84) congratula­ member of the Club he is hoping for in Paris and Nigeria and she started her tions to him on passing out from some new recruits! M.B.A. course in America in Januarv Sandhurst, and being commissioned in 89. BIGGART D. D. C. (68) is with The the R.E.M.E. AYANTUGA O. (83) Femi is complet­ Abbey Life Assurance and came to BULLARD P. W. (83) was a member of ing his medical research and is writing School to address members of the Vlth up his thesis at Oriel College. Oxford. Form on "There's No Such Thing As the London Scottish Rugby Tour to BEATII D. (57) is working in Hong A Free Lunch". His co-lecturer was R. South America. Odd messages from Kong. G. McNaught (68) and they gave a Pedro in Rio appeared on Fax machines! BECKMAN .1. N. (83) has begun his joint presentation. Ph.D. at Aberdeen University. BLANCHE R. B. (50) is retiring from CARRICK-BUCIIANAN A. (85) is BECKMAN R. A. (86) celebrated his Hong Kong to Kingston-upon- settling down to work at Glasgow 21st at the Inn on the Park at which a Thames. University after a three year spell of large contingent of young Old BROUGH J. A. (56) works for Kraft/ farming, 'enjoying London' and visit­ Strathallians was present. Keeler in Santa Ana. California, and ing Africa.

79 CARRICK-BUCHANAN S. (87) was GEDDES S. W. (87) is majoring in LINDSAY J. W. (76) is completing a shot at by Palestinians (who missed!) Economics at the University of Man­ degree course at Magee College, The while on a Kibbutz in Israel. Now he is itoba and is thoroughly enjoying life in University of Ulster, and is living in being sponsored by the Scots Guards Winnipeg. He would love to see Wales. to read Law at Reading. Strathallians, especially ex-Nicolites. LINN J. W. (61) is still a financial consultant living in Hong Kong and he CORBETT G. S. B. (83) was Ma'n of the GILCHRIST G. A. J. (85) has been and his wife were in good form when Match in an International 7s tourna­ working in the hotel industry in Mex­ they met Cosmo and Annabel Fair­ ment in Spain. ico, and Cape Cod and wrote from Houston, Texas in January 89. bairn there. COYLE S. (83) after graduating as GRANT E. M. (78) lives in Hasborne. LOW D. R. D. (71) is living in Fraser­ Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Birmingham and would like to see burgh. Surgery at Nottingham University she Midlands Strathallians. LOW D. K. R. (68) is living in Sweden, took a post as Surgical House Officer GRAY J. M. (51) is Executive Director but we cannot tell you where, as it is at Queen's Medical Centre. Notting­ of the Hong Kong and Shanghai too difficult for brother Iain to spell! ham. She wrote a learned thesis on the Banking Corporation and he kindly LOW I. A. D. (74) has been serving on Microbiological Evaluation of Fos- hosted a lunch for Cosmo Fairbairn in HMS Edinburgh. In the Summer Term fomvcin. so write quickly for your Hong Kong in November 1988. he visited the School in his Lynx copy! GRAY R. H. (81) and I. D. (81) (nee helicopter and gave chosen Cadets Mason). They have moved to Newing­ CUMMING J. G. (84) (Baines to his exciting flights round the School. ton in Edinburgh. Martin works for friends!) graduated in Business Admi­ Spider Systems Computer Network M ACDONALD G. A. (85) gained a 2i nistration from the University of Brus­ and Irene is with Standard Life Assur­ in his History and Philosophy B.A. sels and is now working as Sales ance. They both sing in a choir and degree at York University. Executive for the US with Isabel have been heard at The Glasgow MacEWAN M. W. (68) is a Dental Martin inc. living in Beverly Hills. Garden Festival and at Edinburgh Surgeon in Aberdeen. Visitors would be welcome. Festival. MacKAY E. P. (65) is a partner and D ANGIBAU J. S. (62) is managing HAY A. J. (75) is an Assistant Manager notary public with Deacon’s in Hong director of Unwin Grain in Halstead. at Lloyd's Bank. Cheam. and surprise, Kong. He and his wife Liz have two Essex. He lives in Colchester. surprise plays hockey for the United children. Banks Hockey Association. DARVELL, R. (?) is in his words a MACKENZIE A. G. D. (74) repre­ HAY C. R. (72) farms near Arbroath and “very old Strathallian". He is living in sented the North for Rugby in the has four children. He enjoys his golf, St. John’s Wood, London, and is keen District Championship. but without any reduction in handicap, to renew his contacts with the school. MACKIE S. J. (86) she has graduated we are told! L.L.B. and has got engaged to Willie HAY D. T. (77) works for Edinburgh DAVIDSON, D. W. (1984) got a LLi in A. Watt (83) — an all-Strathallian Fund Managers with a lot of business Law at Edinburgh University. He has match! in Japan. He married Susan in Auck­ been working in a pub in Cape Cod, MacLEOD T. C. (81) is serving with the land. New Zealand, and we think he prior to joining a law firm in Edin­ Edinburgh Airport Police, so no smug­ may be living there. He has achieved burgh. gling there please! 49 caps for Scotland in Hockey. MACPHERSON W. T. (57) is a Market­ DAWSON M. I. M. (64) visited the HENKE C. A. (81) has graduated from ing Consultant with Macpartners Inter­ School with his wife Jane and daughter Concordia University and has entered national & Co in Kingston-upon- Emily on 14th June. They will give a the US Navy. He is a very keen Thames. big welcome to friends and Strathal- yachtsman, after learning to sail at MADDEN G. R. (82) has been awarded lians visiting Johannesburg. Strathallan. a H.N.D. in Engineering at Dundee DINNEN G. S. (69) works in the Group HERBERT R. C. (73) is Deputy Chief Institute of Technology. Head Office of the Hong Kong and Pharmacist of the States Board of MARNOCH I. A. (57) is working in the Shanghai Bank. Any Strathallian resi­ Health in Guernsey and would like to Sultanate of Oman. dent in Hong Kong and wanting a hear of other Strathallians in the McELFRISH Mr. (24) called in at the Strathallian get-together should con­ Channel Islands. School last summer. He has retired to tact him. HUME, D. G. L. (1978) married Patricia Walker on 29th June, 1989. the West Coast of Scotland after living FAIRW EATIIER C. D. (84) is living in in Malaya for over 40 years. He spent Broughty Ferry. HUNTER P. D. (74) is still teaching at Harrow. two years at Bridge of Allan before moving with Strathallan to Forgan- FERGUSON A. W. (78) after izainiim HUTCHESON M. M. (82) has been denny. his B.A. and L.L.M. at Fitzwilliam awarded a Diploma in Software Engi­ College. Cambridge, he became a neering at the Dundee Institute of M cGREGOR J. S. M. (55) is living in C.A. and is now with ADT Group pic Technology. Durban and is a keen member of the Scottish Schools Association. If you in Berkeley Square. I iis wife Tamara is ISMAIL R. (87) she stayed with Fiona are in South Africa, look him up in the a sister of Evan Grant's wife. Liddell (87) in New Zealand for five phone book under Scott-McGregor FERGUSON E. A. (74) is working as a months during her year out. and you will get a good welcome. vet near London. His wife Caroline JAMES M. (88) has been doing his MacKIE (1985) runs Mr D's nightclub in puts up with four cats, a Mexican agricultural practical on a farm in Shawlands and a wine bar in Kilmar­ red-kneed tarantula and a snake. If Herefordshire before going to the nock. you like the idea of meeting them he West of Scotland College. would welcome you to his home in JAPP W. C. (40) is living in Muthill. McKENZIE-WALKER, A. (1986) has Lake House Road, Wanstead. Perthshire. her plans laid well ahead, and she is to be married to J. P. Donovan on the KEOWN A. R. A. (67) is the National FLEMING A. J. (64) after a very 16th June, 1990. She is living in successful London Dinner Alan is Project Manager for Yamaha in South Clapham. Friends can put the date of Melbourne, Australia. reviving the London Branch. Anyone her wedding in their diaries now! interested in joining should contact LIDDELL F. G. (87) is at University in McLEAN I. R. (71) still works for ABM him at 18 Windmill Drive, Leather- New Zealand. She is reading for a and his wife Maureen recently had a head, Surrey. degree in Commerce. daughter, Karina.

80 McKEE P. J. (82) returned to Cambridge RHODES S. M. (86) has been taking a SMITH G. R. S. (71) is General to do a P.G.C.E. "Kenneth Baker degree in Tourism at Bournemouth. Manager of Sims Trading Co. Ltd, a Special Initiative Course", to turn him This course includes industrial place­ farm group in Hong Kong. into a maths teacher. At 25 he feels old ments and she was lucky enough to act SMITH K. M. (1984) she has graduated to be with undergraduates again!! as a Marketing Assistant to Chay from Stirling and holds a B.Sc. with M cNAUGHT R. G. (68) he is living in Blyth. She was also part of an all-girls honours in Psychology. Yetts of Muckhart and is working for crew in the Cutty Sark Tall Ships race Abbey Life Assurance. His presenta­ from Copenhagen to Helsinki and of SNODGRASS, W. A. (1936) is still tion to the Vlth Form with David the Sail Training Association on the Sir living in Burlington, Ontario. He Biggart (68) was a great success. Winston Churchill. visited the school in September, 1989 MILNE C. P. (75) visited the School in ROBERTSON G. S. R. (86) thanks, during a trip to Scotland. summer 88. He works for Resources Graeme, for helping us out again in Conservation inc in Greenwich. Con­ the summer term. STEW ART J. (87) married Allison necticut. SHARPE A. R. (66) he is still with Waugh on the 21st April 1989 and is MONTGOMERIE C. S. (75) repre­ Theatre Co-op. "The Last of The working for the Royal Bank of Scot­ sented Scotland in the World Cup for Lairds" by Allan Sharpe from the land, living in Erskine. Golf. novel by John Galt was produced at STRATTON, N. T. (1985) has graduated MOWAT C. M. (82) she is a well the Netherbow, Edinburgh in June B.A. with honours in Film and Media qualified doctor — B.A., M.B., after a Highland Tour. The Scotsman Studies at Stirling. B.Chir.! She has been working in review described it as a “theatrical hospitals in High Wycombe and Read­ miracle" and concluded: “This play is STREULE E. (87) comleted her founda­ ing. Congratulations on her marriage a rich and diverting experience". tion course at Cumbria College of Art to Dr James Nicholson on 15th July, Congratulations, Allan. and Design and is studying for a B.A. MUIR K. H. (8(1) if you want a scuba SHEPHERD A. O. (82) is working as an in Graphics at Trent College. architect for Powell-Tuck, Connor and diving instructor, go to Keith in Airlie TETHER B. S. (86) congratulations to Beach, Queensland, where he will Orefelt in London and is going to Peru Bruce on being awarded 1st class on a travelling bursary gained from the welcome Strathallians. Honours in his Geography degree at Royal Society of Arts. Congratula­ MURCHIE S. W. (80) is working as a Newcastle University. Field Engineer with Schumberger inc tions. Angus, on gaining 1st class in Japan. Honours in Interior Design at the UPRICHARD, D. E. (84) has been at MUIR. A. A. (1979) has been sailing Glasgow School of Art and for win­ St. Andrews University and lives in yachts professionally for five years all ning the Newbery Medal for 1988. Dunblane. He is starved of news of over the world. When at home he lives Strathallians! in Aboyne. The following items are all available WALKER G. M. (83) is a Hotel Man­ MUIR D. S. (1978) has his own Insur­ from Matron, at School. Just write. agement trainee in the Savoy Group in ance Brokers in the Derby area. All prices include postage: London, after experience in the Rox- NAYLOR L. (81) she is practising Club ties with multiple crests .... £5 burghe Hotel and Prestonfield House medicine and was last seen (by our All-wool Old Strathallian Scarves Hotel in Edinburgh. spies) in the South Island of New ...... £15 Zealand. Sweat-shirts with the School crest WATT G. (75) rumour tells us he works NIVEN P. D. (80) rode his 100th ...... £12 for Highland Leasing near Troon. National Hunt winner and finished 9th Please slate size, XL, L, M. in the jockeys championship. Congra­ Blazer pockets can be embroid­ WILKINSON A. W. (64) is an architect tulations! (Messers Court, du Boulay ered in gold metallic thread and working in Hong Kong. et al. and their bank managers are colour. Please send pocket. One or most grateful to you!). two are available on black material YELLOWLEES M. J. (78) has captained PARKER J. H. R. (72) captained Carl­ now. Edinburgh Civil Service at Hockey and ton to the East of Scotland Cricket represented Scotland. How many caps Championship and represented East in now, Mike? the District Championship. POTTS W. M. (78) is working in the Treasury Department for an American film company Speakson Leakman (we find Alastair Hay’s writing quite diffi­ cult to read!) and he plays social rugby 101101101101101101101 with the London Scottish. PRADIPASEN P. (64) Dr Pradhak is married and living in Bangkok, con­ ducting the Thai National Orchestra. He also has a group in the Hilton CHANGE OF Hotel. Cosmo and Annabel Fairbairn met him in Bangkok in November. He is quite unchanged and sent his regards ADDRESS to everyone. RANKIN J. C. S. (60) has moved from Hong Kong to Melbourne, Austalia. Please send all changes of address promptly to the RANKIN R. J. (61) is still with Dawson Headmaster’s Secretary, Strathallan School. International in Hong Kong. REYNOLDS P. M. G. (64) is a doctor If you have news of yourself or other Strathallians for the working and living in Ayr.He very next issue of the Strathallian, please send it to The Editor at much enjoyed the London dinner. Strathallan. RHODES L. M. (82) was married to Euan Drummond in May 1989 and they are living in Aberdeen.

81 OBITUARIES

BOOTH, A. M. (1978) on the 6th JEFFREY, W. R. H. (1943) of Oban in members of the Strathallian Fishing October, 1987 aged 27. December, 1986. Club, and had taken part in the happy and successful match against the BUCHANAN, J. E. (71933) on the 30th PATON, J. (1957) of Meikle Obney, School in the Summer Term. Jack was January, 1989. He was a Chartered Bankfoot in April, 1989. An apprecia­ becoming a very well-known lawyer, Accountant. After training in this tion appears elsewhere in the maga­ country, he worked in Calcutta, Col­ zine. and the enormous turn-out at his ombo and Karachi, then he practised funeral in Ayr showed the deep respect in Northern Ireland, where he retired. REID, W.' H. (1928) of Milngavie on the and love in which he was held. He was FRASER, R. R. (25) of Kirkcaldy in 11th November, 1987. He was born in never happier than when walking in December, 1988. He was in the 1st XI Hong Kong and became Captain of the hills or fishing. Our deepest sym­ and XV at school and joined the family Cricket. His son, Mr R. Hunter Reid, pathy goes to his mother, Mrs Mar­ building firm, a family with long tells us that the XI in 1928 bowled out garet Turner, and to his brother and connections with Strathallan. Hillhead for 0 — surely an unmatched sister Robin and Helen, to all of whom HAW KSFORD, H. (1987) on 18th record! Unfortunately, this match is he was such a support. not recorded in the Strathallian Maga­ February, 1989 aged 15. Hilary was a W ALLACE, W. J. (1936) of Longmuir, zine of the year. Myth or modesty? popular girl for her three years at St Andrews in October, 1988. Strathallan and she contributed enorm­ RODGER, J. M. (1926) of Grayshott, ously, particularly in Music and Sport. Hants, on the 12th November, 1986. WILSON. W. D. (1965) in December, Although she moved with her father to Our apologies that this notice was not 1988. Willie graduated at Edinburgh in Kinross High School, she kept many in the last issue of The Strathallian. Law and Economics and after a spell in friends here. Our deepest sympathy Toronto, returned to his native Kil­ goes to Guy and Morna, and her ROWAN, J. B. (1926) on the 28th May, marnock, where he established a sisters Nicola and Isla. 1989, aged 80, the eldest of the Rowan flourishing law practice in spite of HENDERSON, C. N. C. (1987) as a brothers. being shadowed by serious illness. result of a motor accident on 12th TURNER, J. S. (1971). In September we W OOD. I. R. (1936) on the 4th October, March, 1989. A large contingent of heard the tragic news that Jack had 1987. A great sportsman of his day he friends and colleagues attended his been drowned in a fishing accident on was a member of the well-known funeral. the Tay. He was one of the stalwart Wood family of Perth. JAMES PATON

James Paton, President of the Strathallian Club in 1983/84, a well known and widely respected Perthshire farmer, died on 21st April, 1989, at the age of 48, after a short, sharp battle with cancer. His early and untimely death left all who knew him, from so many walks of life, with an extraordinary sense of loss, borne out by the overflowing Church at his funeral service. Jim was at Strathallan from 1951-57 and after Agricultural College in Edin­ burgh he joined his father (who left Strathallan in 1921) on the farm at Meikle Obney. He immediately became very involved with Young Farmers’ Clubs, an interest which culminated in his appointment as National Chairman for Scotland in 1969/1970. A natural choice as the first Chairman of his local Community Council, he was also an Elder of his Church and a member of Perth Presbytery. Despite his heavy commitments in running the farm and giving of his time in community service, he lived life to the full and still found time to golf at Blairgowrie and curl with the Delvine Club on a regular basis. Jim is survived by his wife, Noreen, farm. A warm, generous and kindly man, yet and two children — Katharine, who has Our deepest sympathy goes to them all strict and firm when the need arose, his just completed her Law Degree at and we share not only the grief of their steady eye, strong hand and cheerful Edinburgh and James (Strathallan sad loss, but also the pride and joy of character left those who knew him in no 1979-1985) who, after Agricultural Col­ having known Jim and having been able doubt that they were dealing with an lege like his father, is now playing a to count him as our friend and colleague. exceptional man. significant part in running the family J.W.D.

82 FORMER MEMBERS OF STAFF

Strathallians who were at School in serving member of the Sewing Room he was not always the easiest of men to their times will be sorry to hear of the Staff in the Senior School and in Riley. deal with, he will be remembered by deaths of the following former members ERIC SMITH. Eric died on the 8th those who knew him best with grati­ of staff. December, 1988 after a short retire­ tude and affection. J. A. BINNIAN. Tony taught here in the ment in Forgandenny. He was the Our deepest sympathy also goes to John 50s and subsequently at Eastbourne Janitor for well over 30 years, and for Lindsay, who taught string instruments College. most of this time he lived in the for many years, on the death of his MICHAEL HAINES. He was a very ‘threepenny’ house, now the Sports wife. Mr and Mrs Lindsay have both well-known character in the School Shop. It is doubtful if a Strathallian been great supporters of Strathallan and a forceful History teacher. House ever saw him with his cap off. His job for a long time and Mrs Lindsay was Tutor, games master and OC CCF. changed over the years from dealing one of the kindest and most charming Many will remember his Camps at with boilers and carrying coal up to all ladies one could meet. Kaimes and his great interest in the the Resident Staff’s individual rooms, Band. to looking after and driving the School R. G. HALL. Geoff taught Classics and minibuses. But all the time he cared for was House Tutor in Nicol. He went to the buildings and Study Blocks and saw Friends Of The School Monmouth School when he left Strath­ what mischief the Boys were up to! His We were also sorry to hear of the deaths allan. While he was there he was much well-known figure with his pipe firmly of Mrs M. Tattersall and of her friend and connected with Robin Birley in the clenched between his teeth, and fol­ companion. Miss Cathy Thomson in the excavations at Carpow. lowed by a little dog, first Rover and same week of August, 1989. The School JIMMY THOMSON, who taught Brass then two in succession called Pip, will bought Coven Trees from Dr and Mrs instruments for many years, and whose be remembered by generations of Tattersall, and their names will always be kind smile and gentlemanly personality Strathallians. His long and loyal ser­ linked with the School because of Tatter- were a feature of the Common Room. vice to the School and to three Head­ sall’s field and the William Tattersall Art Miss J. McINTYRE who was a long- masters was outstanding, and though Prize.

PLACE-MATS There are a few sets of Melamine place-mats left: 6 different black drawings of the school on a white background. Price £18 per set from Matron.

The Lawn — Strathallan School

83 Duncan Logan and Scoll Gibb have a Iasi laugh as "The Strathallan'' dips towards the school

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