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Seven arrests at anti-war peace protest Seven students were arrested fol- An outside firm had been The firm, Northern Aerop- "I am a dead soldier, why did I The Union is appealing for lowing a meeting about the RAF permitted by the University to lanes Ltd., comprising ex-RAF die?- witnesses who passed the main and the Falklands/Malvinas use the Rupert Beckett Lecture officers, specialises in RAF The University has so far entrance to the University by the War. The students were making Theatre for a filn3 and lecture memorablia and restoring com- refused to comment on who cal- New Anti Building between 8.30 a peaceful and-war protest at the which had been discreetly adver- bat aircraft. The students read a led the police to the campus to p.m. and 9.00 p.m. on Thursday meeting at which a Squadron tised in Leeds but which was statement condemning the pres- make the arrests. The students evening. Anybody who saw any- Leader who fought in the war organised primarily for a RAF ent levels of world arms expendi- were released in the early hours thing should contact Paul Hill in was to give a talk to 250 people. and cadet audience. ture and bore placards reading of Friday morning. Exec. MARTIN GILCHRIST STUDENT IN GAS SCA A student suffered carbon monoxide poisoning dur- ing the Easter vacation whilst in University accom- Trinity and All Saints College modation, it was revealed last week. are currently without a Vice Alan Morton, a first-year Chemistry student said President for next year. At the dose of nominations that he was "pet sitting" for Mr. Martin Harrison. last week no-one had stepped the James BaiIlie site agent, when the incident forward to contend the post. occurred. Although he had only intended to feed : Uoninsiitions. pirrigloit. be ce-cnoene4 the cat and dog. when he noticed the cat was ill, he hut, neeordiiifIn intincnihr at and look the College. since all other posts decided to stay in the site agent's room on the Executive Committee after it. have been filled there is not too When Mr. Harrison Although this room is much concern. "I'm sure that returned Alan collapsed as not official student the President-elect can cope" he he tried to get up. This accommodation, it is said. happened several times, owned by the University, PAUL BROMLEY and Alan was rushed to When asked about the ***** hospital, incident, the University Nominations are now being Carbon monoxide accommodation depart- taken at Park Lane College for poisoning causes breath- ment refused to comment. their Executive Committee lessness, black-out and a It appears that the com- posts for next year flushed complexion. It can plaint is under considera- Elaine Goswell, LWYANUS take some time to feel tion. Area Convenor, is the Return- ing Officer for the elections the normal, after a large dose SUE RYLANCE • Andy Marron results of which should be of the gas. In some cases, it known in the next two to three can be fatal. Students win rent refund weeks. Alan said that the gas EUGENE HUGHES boiler in Mr. Harrison's in poor housing case room had been badly The disgusting state of a student their costs. As the non- house led to the Small Claims No contract fulfilment of contract was not fixed, causing gases to be Letters to Mr. Laughton ***** Court last Tuesday for landlord, absolute. they could not have all remained unanswered. None of blown back into the room. the money. The "Happy Hour", the time Mr. Laughton, and six Univer- the six even received a copy of "A request for repair sity students. Mr. Laughton claimed that he when drinks are sold for half the contract. price. is to he extended from was put in eighteen months In August, they were advised had had all the appliances The court heard how nearly repaired. although he had no twice weekly to every week day, ago,- he said, "hut it by the Citizens Advice Bureau all the gas appliances were proof. He did, however. manage at the Polytechnic's City Site. wasn't done until the day to repudiate the contract and broken, including the cooker, to find some other students to Times are: Monday to Friday, move out as no repairs had been after my accident." which. if used, would have move in, before the first quar- 5.30 to 7.00 p.m.; except Wed- leaked gas into one of the bed- done. ter's rent had expired. nesdays. (1.30 to 7.30 p.m. Mr. Fisher left for the last rooms. So. the gas was cut off. As Mr. Gilbert pointed out, DERMOT QUIGLEY time on 12th September. the One of the windows had been `I-le owns lots of houses which only repair having been done broken since February and Mr. students live in vet is still not was the placing of a brass tap on Laughton had promised .to have doing the work.' it mended an contract cleaners the open gas pipe upstairs to seal in to tidy up the mess. MARILYN HONIGMAN Under one mattress was an Mr. Laughi on ignored old door, and another lay on the requests to repay the bond floor as the bed-frame had money and hist quarter', rent, belonged to the previous occup- totalling f2 I I each. Fleas Please am. Neil Gilbert got in touch with The second Flea Market bazaar took place at the Polytechnic Despite the contract being a solicitor via the Union Welfare signed a month helore and Ems hall last Wednesday. •Seevices. who advised them on Clothes, of all descriptions were being sold on the twenty repeated assurances that the what to do, The prosecution did Fit,c stalls. as well as shoes, hats and iewelry. The latter was work would he completed by the not receive a copy of the con - end of June. 9 Richmond or any papers concerned particularly line, being hand-made from brass and nickel silver, ttact Vice-President, Margaret .Saville. who organised the Flea INSIDE ... Avenue was in a mess when stu- with the case before it Carrie up. dent, DaVid Fisher moved in at Market, was pleased with its popularity. "There are no fleas on Jonny Sussman the beginning of July, i 982. The me. everything has run smoothly," she said Refund A quarter of the stairs were attended by students selling rest left luggage there whilst Mr. The athitrator deemed that, Obviously their grants couldn'l stretch this Lutes for Fisher. by virtue of living near- as luggage WAIs in the house, it their own clothes_ est, began his on-arid-off vieil, was partially used and so the far into term. Students were thus given the opportunity to Liberty P3 waiting for plumbers, gasmen - Headingley Six' received only wear their best friends clothes without any fear of animosity. and cleaners who never came, half their money hack and half DERMOT QUIGLEY Page Two BRINGING THE STATS ONTO THE STREETS The Leeds leg of the nationwide People's March for Jobs met with adequate if not overwhelming support on Saturday and Sunday. Although subjected to mixed meteorological conditions over the weekend, over 800 people assembled on the Town Hall steps and marched round the city on Saturday. and an estimated 1,500 people braved the wind and rain on Sunday to attend the festival in Potternewton park.

Saturday's march began on FESTIVAL St. Annes Lane in Headingley, went along Cardingan Road, The Leeds People's festival and past the University along against unemployment was Clarendon Road. Leeds Uni- blighted by poor weather. How- versity, Poly and some small col- ever. the events took place as leges were represented, along planned, as most of the stalls with many political groupings. were moved to inside the mar- The Bradford leg joined the quee tents. Leeds marchers on the Town Hall steps after having marched • Spot the MP .. Pic by Mace Mandelbaum The three tents catered for all eleven miles. musical persuasions ... Rock. ter. Though not so much of a Folk. Reggae and Blues. Bow disaster as this Tory Govern- Wow, a japanese rock band, and RALLY ment.- Seething Wells were amongst the FILM Leeds MP. Denis Healey attractions. Stalls, games. round- FREE was greeted with a mixed recep- abouts and donkey rides were Though well supported, some tion, though his speech did provided for the children . doubted how responsive the COUNTRY reflect the mood of the meeting. Government would be to their MP Stan Cohen, and Councillor OR Later on that evening, the plea. As one said. "I think I shall John Battle also addressed the go on next year's March ...- fcay DEATH" meeting. A speaker from the Trades Club held a disco to V SPEAKER. Aire Valley Yarns factory, where round off the PMF.1 and May But as thousands of people black workers already working a Day festivities. JON SNOW make their way to London on 72-hour week for £1.02 per- foot, no-one could honestly hour were sacked for attempting TUES.10t. MAY SUCCESS question their commitment to to join a Lln:on. was met with LT showing the Government that L3EcKir applause. The Bradford march Ken Smith. one of the unemployment is a major issue 730p,„ was detoured especially to lend organisers. and Chairperson of and that no Government can sup its support to the picketers. The Leeds Town Committee said ignore it, least of all double it. rally closed with a brief speech afterwards: It was a minor suc- from the March organiser. cess rather than a major disas- SUE RYLANCE'

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m the RILEY SMITH HALL, LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION RUTH MOMPATI Chief Representative of African National Congress TICKETS AVAILABLE FROM "PJP°4 4 I r 0 what on% 4i41 ,kno's ` EXECUTIVE OFFICE, LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION Page Three LUTING LOONY The lute-playing loony from Leeds second year student Jonny Sussman, ended his non-stop nationwide tour on Tuesday. Beginning in Brighton last Sunday, Jonny accompanied by Miriam Gitlin travelled to Leeds via London, Bradford Sheffield and Manchester, playing his lute all the way. He completed a total of 55 hours of non-stop, sleepless strumming.

A lute of money luted his way to London to join a during the Renaissance Festival Billed as "a lute for liberty, demonstration for Human took Jonny into the final 24 .sonny hoped to raise the issue of Rights behind the Iron Curtain hours of his marathon. Human Rights behind the Iron which took place outside the curtain, whilst making money for Russian Embassy where a Afterwards, Jonny said that charity along the way. So far an puzzled Policeman requested he was "tired but happy that its estimated f1,500 has been raised, "Motorhead on the lute," all over," adding that he might though it is hoped that this figure Strumming on the 125 to possibly do it again, in view of will be doubled once the sponsor Bradford met with a disinter- the amount of money he raised forms have been collected in. ested response from the for charity. The money will be sent to commuters, and once in But it was no joy ride. "The appropriate charities, such as Bradford, a bus driver wouldn't nights were really exhausting." Amnesty International and let him play his lute on the bus. he said, "and Miriam had to Students and Academics But it did have its high spots. keep nudging me awake." Campaign far Soviet Jewry. and Jonny said that there was increasing encouragement and Exhausted or not, Jonny still Resolute interest as he got more national managed to strum a few chords A drizzly day on Brighton pier media coverage. for Yorkshire Television's saw an early morning debut for Minstrel Marathon "Calendar". But the Union Jonny nn Sunday. from there he An opportune arrival in Leeds Council meeting which followed saw him slump into well deserved and welcome slumber. SUE RYLANCE • Pic. Mike Mandelbaum • Loo-ting Hollands disarms An Ents Five-a-side football to the Fractures Clinic next and find it difficult to pick up the match last Wednesday spelt dis- morning revealed a hairline phone. But he says as most of his aster for University Cultural fracture of his right radius and, duties are up to date, the effects Affairs Sec., Guy Hollands. in his left hand, a broken of his accident are not as serious After falling over someone scaphoid — a small bone at the as they might have been. and landing on his arms, it top of the hand which is very As Mr. Hollands is going • Pic Mike Mandelbaum • Facing the Y T V. cameras. seemed at first that no damage vulnerable and takes a long time home next week, C.A.S.-elect, had been done. But during the to heal. Stuart Galbraith, will be in afternoon, his arms stiffened up The hand will remain in plas- Exec. most lunchtimes to deal and became quite painful. ter for at least three weeks, with routine enquiries. if any-_ Fresher than He went to Leeds General whereas the arm is expected to -one has any veal peobleasieadi11111szand= Infirmary. where a doctor took loosen slowly in a sling wer sev- forms that need signing, they X-rays without being able to eral months. should see Denise Blanks, ever... find anything wrong. But a visit Mr. Hollands cannot write Union Treasurer. MARILYN HONIGMAN Revolutionary plans were made at last Tuesday's LUU Coun- cil meeting. Formally to achieve the coveted status of "person" students had to survive into their second year at University. Veterans would thus overcome the stigma of being called by the Clearing demeaning term "Fresher". However, our egalitarian minded Exec., amid much heated protest. have deemed that it is one's right to be called a the way "person" simply through birth, not experience. "Person" status is now even to be applied to greenhorn Ask anyone in the Leeds Uni- "Freshers". This controversial move means that "freshers" versity Union Conservation are no longer to be called "freshers", but "People". In line Volunteers and they will tell you with this egalitarian vein "Freshers week" will be changed to practical conservation is great "Intro week". This status of "People" is to be conferred on all fun. The group go out every "freshers" forthwith so that veterans will no longer have an weekend of term for various excuse to be patronising to poor little innocent first years. tasks in the countryside or urban A motion proposed by Mike James to condemn the religi- areas. ous persecutions of followers of the Ba'hai faith was passed. This weekend everyone is An amendment urging the Union to recognise Khomeni's invited to join us and other Con- revolution as anti-imperialist and show support for it was servation Volunteer groups in defeated. West Yorkshire for our spon- Also passed were measures to improve OGM's so that less The Fourman Nursery will stage its open day next sored stream and litter clear- time would he wasted on suspension of standing orders and ance. Whether you are spon- more time given to speakers. Wednesday. sored or not you are entitled to DERMOT QUIGLEY At the nursery situated in Mount Preston Street come out and enjoy yourself. It (across the car park from Charles Morris Hall), will take place this Sunday at there will be exhibitions and activities as well as an Fagley Beck, Lower Fagley. inflatable for children at the nursery to play on. Everyone is meeting in the car park opposite the Blue Pig Pub The aim of the open day is to show both students at 10.00 a.m. A minibus will Shoes Shuffled and staff what facilities for child care are available at leave the University Union the University. steps at 9.30 a.m. A list and The season for shoe stealing spate of similar thefts from the more details are on our Union shower area, with trous- It is emphasised that Wednesday will be a normal started again last week at the noticeboard in the Union. University. The first victim of ers as a main target. Students working day rather than a formal occasion. are advised to keep a firm grip of Join in and find out for your- phantom shoe stealers was a At a similar event last year, more than 600 people self that practical conservation student who was taking a their trousers in future, and to attended and was said to have been ''very success- take them off only in emergen- is the ideal way to spend a Sun- shower in the Union. When put- ful". da ting on his garments he realised cies. RICHARD WINSPEAR that his boots had been seized in DERMOT QUIGLEY PAUL BROMLEY a silent swoop by culprits unknown. Better Letters He immediately reported the LEEDS POLY ENTS and shins the addresses of the theft to the porters office and £10 is the prize on offer for the ■■ three sites, CARIBEAN EVENING then attended his remaining lec- best design for the Polytechnic's Pete Godwin. President of the Friday. May 6th tures in bare feet. letter heading. The current heading displays Union, said that the aim is to FREE an owl, the symbol of both the present the right image to Cocktails 99p — Steel Band The porter had his own suspi- Poly and the city of Leeds. The whomever the Poly writes. cions and later found the pair of new design can reflect students. Entries should he handed in 8.00 p.m. to 12.00 midnight boots in the games room. The Leeds, the Poly or all three, but to Pete Gaffikin in the Poly (midnight bar) boots were thus soon returned. it must contain the words 'Leeds Exec. office by Monday. Last summer there was a Polytechnic Students -Union' ABEL MUSCART Page Four 111111r1 In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... COMPETITION! In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... In Brief... Austicks for an hour signing Motionless hooks, and then he moved on to a The Polytechnic's last OGM fell U.N.I.C.E.F. charity lunch at some 50 members short of the Queen's Hotel. quorum. Mr. Ustlnov has been very No motions were submitted active in U.N.I.C.E.F. for a for discussion at the meeting number of years. held at Beckett Park on Thurs- Though his normal witty self, day of last week, but officers Mr. Ustinov was suffering from were available to answer ques- a loss of voice, and kept talking, tions. to a minimum. However, since none were * * * * * forthcoming the meeting was promptly closed. Fun, fun * * * * * fun Win tickets to see the JOBOXERS Speechless Too Much but Such Fun, a new gay nighterie, opens at the LEEDS POLY ENTS have kindly donated the prizes for this week's competition. All you have to Actor and author Peter Ustinov Phonographique on May I 7th. do is answer these three questions. visited Austicks bookshop last It'll run weekly on Tuesday 1. What were JOBOXERS formerly called? week in order to promote his new evenings at the Merrion Centre 2. Name two items of clothing common to all the hand? hook, •My Russia'. He stayed at venue from 9.30 p.m. adm. 50p. 3. What record label are the band on? PRIZESPRIZESPRIZESPRIZESPRIZESPRIZESPRIZES 1st Prize: Two tickets for the gig on Tuesday. 17th May. 2nd Prize: A 12'. signed record. 3rd Prize: A 12" unsigned record. Answers to [he Leeds Student newcdesk at the Poly (in Exec.), BRIGGATE TIE-DYED ? SHOCK ! HORROR ! PROBE ! Universit Union office, or 155 Woodhouse Lane please. Deadline is Tuesday. Inth Ma∎ 2..00 p.m. RESULTS RESULTS AT Well, what a lot of film addicts we have out there! Thanks for all your entries to the 'footsie competition but unfortunately 14 there can only be seven winners. They are: PRESENTS Hugh Guhbin Alexander Ho Slew Ma FRESH FASHION FROM THE KINGS ROAD R. G. Atkinson FOR 1 WEEK ONLY D. J. Livesley Ben Southwell FREE T-SHIRT WITH EVERY PURCHASE OVER £7 Mark Chaterbuck Julie Gillard Call in to the Leeds Student office to collect your tickets. The correct answers were: KIM MECANIC CAN BE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS IN Dustin Hoffman - 'Footsie, Michael Caine - Dressed to Kill. TOP SHOP 44. BRIGGATE (HOPEFULLY IN A SOBER CONDITION) Jack Lemmon - Some Like It Hot. Boris Karlal. - The Girl From Uncle, Cary Grant - I was a male War Bride. Anthony Perkins - Psycho.

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THARG RAP SEDAN CHAIR RACE SHOCK HORROR PROBE All Leeds students are now Last year's race will seem just part of THE ELITE this time divided into three grades of a drop in the ocean compared around, then all the details can importance: with this year's (lies, an lies) he collected from the Action despite the fact that it stopped office during lunchtime. the University Union for a lunch- Resides the honour of par- • THE ELITE time. saw twenty teams meet ticipating and the money going Those who ran in the Action their deaths in an epic battle that to charity, there are extravagant Sponsored Sedan Chair Race made Ben Hur look like Noddy PRIZES for the more mercenary last May. and raised £600 for local hand- of you, if you need further incen- icapped children. tives. • THE FAIR TO Ingenuity was stretched in the MI this information will be on '82 race because the LUU Action posters throughout the Univer- MIDDLINGS Society (who organised it) were sity Union, in the Poly. and on Those who watched the Elite, or pretty generous about what was campus. Any teams from any had the honour of sponsoring deemed 'a sedan chair'. So the campus in Leeds arc welcome, them. teams ended up carrying their carrying anything that is passengers on, in, or under such remotely like a sedan chair. We • THE PLEBS things as: don't care who you are or what Those who crawled under stones A park bench you race in, we just want your that day. and had nothing to do A hanglider sponsor money to give to a local with it. A cooking put charity (see the posters for details). If this judgement seems a bit A crucifix • Pie by Key Murtha. A rope net In the meantime, any mem- sharp, never fear, you're all get- bers of LUU Action Soc who are ting a chance to redeem your- ...and so on. Fancy dress was reading this ... we want teams selves because the SEDAN CHAIR the rule, which made the whole from your projects to enter! If RACE '83 is here, heralded by thing a little more bizarre. this can't be done, then come to the return of that cult figure of This year's race is on Monday. the ACTION office to beg for cult figures. his Imperial High- 16th May, and will take place forgiveness and ask if you can ness Tharg The Merciless, terror outside the Union that lunch- help with publicity or with ste- of the tarmac. time. If you have decided to be warding on the day. We'll need EVERYONE:II Well, that's about it. If you were planning a quiet lunchtime on the 16th, tough. Discretion and sympathy are unknown qualities in his Imperial Majesty Tharg, the thing from another world. Yours, A SERVILE LACKEY OF THE SAME

P.S. This year's sponsor money will go to yet another deserving cause ... underprivileged chil- drens summer activities. And if that can't persuade you, then nothing will.

hio.c mass support precisely 111A-te Response because the Nationalist popula- tion realises that violence is Lila 1 11L Siss. Dear Editor, be," he/she says. But there's one necessary to drive out the Brit- 1. rge harrier to Irish self- ish army and unite Ireland. eeci, S. S. Foster's attack on the Edifor to the Irish Freedom Movement (let- thtermination - over 32,000 Those people that oppose Lada43 ters last week) is plain dishon- Ulster "security forces" and republican violence, or all viol- f55" kicodooketat ence in effect are opposing the EDITOR est. He/she wants the Union to British soldiers on the streets of Lauds 'be consistent' by being against the six counties. Since the recent Irish people's only way to 4+e 1 All contributions should be all violence in Ireland. But his assembly elections they've mur- achieve self-determination. made by the Monday lunchtime letter refers only to the Irish dered nine unarmed Catholics. The only way to end British before publication. republican armies, not the Brit- What does S. S. Foster say to terror in Ireland is to support / ish, as "terrorists". this violence? the fight for Irish freedom. "If the Irish people wanted to The Republican soldiers are Yours, be united by now, they would not isolated terrorists. They JENNY McDONALD (IFM)

support a number of conflicting to start a dialogue. He was The Sun Says... beliefs. refused entry. What sort of Yours. theology motivated that action? Church leaders condemned J'accuse! Dear Editor, ANDREW CATHCART It is understandable that the the Government's Police Bill Dear Editor, IRA generates in some people because like journalists and I write in response to the article entitled 'Mularczyk and an emotional response that Mud... doctors it would have affected Mindell to stand". The final paragraph of that story, namely overcomes their reasoning. Dear Alaric Neville, their confidentiality. Is this that "If he is not elected Mr. Mularczyk plans to go to the Should these people be opposed Your letter in reply to my inverted Conservatism? United States next year", failed to appreciate the controversy to the IRA. it is possible that assertion that there is no evi- I see no reason why thought- surrounding Mr. Mularczyk's candidature. they only have to see the phrase dence of a link between Angli- less misinformation from the Irish Republican. and then their can theology and Tory party Peace Group should not he Although by the date of pub- (and, incidentally to the Ameri- emotions take over. Your cor- politics (as suggested by your refuted. Mud thrown is ground lication of this letter, the results can University with whom an respondent S. S. Foster tells us Peace Group posters) blows lost, whoever does the throwing. of the local council election will exchange has been agreed) in he was flabbergasted by the much hot air but does not consti- 'There is no Christian theology have been declared, neverthe- favour of his position as council- Irish Freedom stand in the tute a reasoned answer. of power. Christ was not a polit- less I feel that the full story lor or he will have deceived his Union, and alleges that he saw Robert Runcie has encour- ical Messiah. While the Church of England is a broad church should he available to your electorate into voting for a can- pro-IRA literature. aged further debate on the theologically, it does not dictate readers. didate who will be unable to per- It is all very understandable Bomb. Hugh Montefiore (the form his duties. and it has all happened before. bishop who passed the 'No first Tory politics. neither does the Mr. Mularczyk, a second-year A mature intelligence is not strike' motion at Synod) is a Tory party dictate Anglican theology. Such a belief is facile politics student, is required, as Moreover, if he is not elected. always a successful control over founder member of 'Just part of his course, to spend four then I presume that he will go to emotional feelings. Defence'. This is a non-party in the extreme. It is also not fair to misquote a months of next year in the America, as arranged, in which You may recall that when the organisation launched two conversation in print. Death is United States. and a further case his decision to stand dis- Daily Mirror questioned the weeks ago. It strongly supports no joke. A Christian's certainty three months in London. plays a half-hearted, even wisdom of the Falklands cam- NATO yet aims to provide a paign. the Sun responded with forum for discussion. investiga- of heaven nevertheless remains frivolous attitude towards the because Christ overcame death Rather than accepting that he functions of a local councillor. the headline: 'Dare Call It tion and promotion of defence is one of the privileged few to Treason'. Mr. Foster may take policies which are seen to be on the cross. Jesus claims to give whom this opportunity is avail- some consolation from this; if a effective. legitimate, non- life in all its fullness, abundant able - only six students were He describes the aims of the national newspaper of quality, provocative, non-nuclear and life to all who come to him. The made this offer. leaving many Alliance as "bringing power to like the Sun, can succumb to set in a context of a comprehen- existence of the Bomb does not others disappointed - he prefers the people" but I prefer to emotional outbursts, then he is sive strategy for disarmament diminish either tact. How dis- to throw himself into a poten- regard his candidature as a self- not alone. and world security, leading to armament is achieved is a politi- tially explosive situation by ish. megalomaniacal move Should he every recover his long-term security and stability. cal problem. Christians have no standing for election as a local intended to bring power to none composure at being exposed to That is hardly current Tory monopoly on political wisdom. Neither does the Leeds Peace councillor. other but himself_ Republican literature. he may party policy. Yours sincerely, like to consider the possibility Another prominent bishop. Group or the Tory Party on mat- For, if he is elected, then he that contact with different opin- David Shepherd, two weeks ago ters of theology. will either have to break his ions could broaden his educa- tried to visit Argentina to speak Yours sincerely, obligation to the University PAUL BROMLEY tion. Indeed, a democracy can to Christians there in an attempt JOHN LONGUET-HIGGINS Page Six

Why are all these apparently respectable people dre The University campus was balls in public". "Any ten transformed over the Bank year-old boy could do these Holiday weekend for three days tricks with fifteen years of continuous revelry as the experience." Danny was a great Renaissance Festival opened to favourite with the kids and con- 1/4 the public of Leeds. stantly entertained them, even Stages were erected for the when he had finished his official Chester Cycle of Mystery plays stint. being performed in their entirety ANACHRONISM for the first time in four hundred years. Stalls were set up as part Rain on the Sunday and • 4: of a Tudor fair, selling all kinds Monday meant that everything of period wares from ancient had to be moved inside the musical instruments to food and Union. spinning wheels. Billows of It was quite a bizarre experi- smoke poured into the sunny sky ence walking through the cor- from the forge of a practising ridors of the University Union Alchemist, while on the next stall as pageants of actors from the Oo two and a half thousand York- mystery plays strolled past in shire puddings were sold. fantastic costumes. Saints with halos, angels with magnificent BAWDY SONGS wings and Gods with Gold faces Enzo, one of the wandering and colourful robes. There were minstrels of 'Grynwode' sang plenty of fiendish looking devils typical bawdy songs of Tudor in black and red costumes wear- times. One of the multi-talented ing grotesque masks and sport- Qi jugglers, John Ballinger was ing long forked tails. Nowhere ti equally period with his jokes. was there more fun than in the Juggling with knives under his Mouat Jones (M.J.) coffee bar. legs he remarked "this act is cal- Usually an after lecture recov- ti led Castratum Ultimatum". ery area, it was transfused with Later he called for a member of vibrant musical festivities. the audience to participate in a If anything, a more intimate public Flanging. He said that the atmosphere was generated person "must be strong, inside the Union halls than out- young." and darting forward to side, but it did tend to be grab an unsuspecting woman crowded, and chaotic at times, "and willing!" yet nobody seemed to mind. This was typical of the way the Performances appeared to street performers involved the spring up spontaneously in crowd in their shows. every conceivable corner. This Danny Av Rutick, a juggler apparent loose co-operation all the way from that little old was due in fact to the hasty re- medieval town of Washington organisation of the festival IX'. admittedly said "I enjoy get- directors. The smooth transition ting paid for playing with my from outdoor to indoor activities was achieved by Sheila Williams the organiser of the

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TOOTSIE 10 TO MIDNIGHT Odeon ABC Tootsie has the odd distinc- Given that 10 To Midnight, like so many modern thrillers is based on characters, situations and developments tion of being a minor film with a major star - it's never going which are fairly, if not highly, predictable, it is, nonethe- to be considered a classic, but less, a lot better than most reviews seem prepared to it does boast a fine perfor- admit. mance from Dustin Hoffman, Yes, of course, a film based upon Charles Bronson's it's very funny and very well archetypal self-help figure is an easy target for critical worth seeing. condemnation. One-dimensional, cardboard cut-out The story deals with an characterisation are just some of the superficial angles out-of-work actor, Michael open to the press. Dorsey, and his plunge into However, unlike 'Wicked Lady', 10 To Midnight pro- transvesticism which results vides a sound evening's entertainment, and isn't that in his emerging from the what the pictures is about? corsets and the make-up as a Although it won't actually be in the running for eight more understanding man. Oscars, the attentive film-goer will realise just how shal- The physical difficulties of low such cheap criticism is. The characters, though none womanhood are mostly tre- of them come quite up to Hamlet's standards, are well- ! oundedand believable — what father wouldn't bend a few ated in straightforward comic fashion When Dorsey/ rules and go out on a limb to prevent the local loony • What a nice looking lad Dorothy lands a lob in a TV perforating his nurse daughter with the biggest kitchen soap opera he realises "Hey, it says here I have to ploy to get them into bed. knife known to man? And while the plot is neither intri- cate nor riddled with surprise, the direction builds up how much shit women seem kiss Dr. Brewster!" Well, fear not, At the end of tension nicely towards the climax, and there are occa- to have to take, and cavils at "Yeah," sighs the beaute- the film with Dorsey sional unexpected turn-arounds. the director's patronisation. ous fellow actress, "All the unmasked, they reunite in a The film cleverly pokes fun girls get to kiss him - we call new genuinely affectionate One of the most pleasing facets of 10 To Midnight is the development of the violence and the character Stacey - at that hallowed American him 'Dr. Tongue'." Hoffman's and so far non-sexual rela- the killer. Initially, although perhaps not intentionally, institution, the Soap, which in face is a picture. tionship with Julie borrowing scenes which might have been made both traumatic and Tootsie bears a significant My favourite thing about Michael's female clothing. resemblance to the dreadful Tootsie is the way it doesn't Sydney Pollack, the director, unnecessarily indulgent tend more to the absurd. An effect to which the whims of Stacey, viz-a-viz murder, 'General Hospital' and which sell out to the Hollywood who also plays a cameo role as is shown to be hopelessly Dream. As soon as Dorsey Dorsey's long-suffering agent, make no little contribution. He likes to kill in the nude, and stereotyped - full of naughty sets eyes on Julie (Jessica deserves much merit for a fine thus spends long periods running through forests (An nurses and lecherous doc- Lange) you begin to have a film American Werewolf Revisited), inner city streets and tors. 'Dorothy' gets a shock sneaking suspicion that all apartment blocks dressed in nothing more than a manic on looking into his first script: this dress business is just a S.M. FEAY stare. But as the story progresses the screws tighten and the whole thing becomes more serious. 10 To Midnight is far better viewing than the entirely ATOMIC CAFE revels in its glory, Japan suf- executions performed - gratuitous 'Death Wish II' and the TV-stricken original Hyde Park fers the effects - slow, pain- hatred, fear, of the "commun- 'Death Wish'. It is a film of both light and shade, and even ful death, life disfigurement. Atomic Cafe is created ist threat . ,." purports to deal with ethical matters. Such pretension is illness, starvation, total entirely from American prop- The Government, quick to unfounded, the story touches only lightly on the ethics of aganda films of the 40's and devastation. react and anxious to avoid Bronson's methods and the treatment of mental health as 50's, There is no narration, Sadly this is a thread which escalating hysteria launch a defence/grounds for criminal activity. the careful juxtaposition of is sometimes lost. Though more films, which to the This is no more (and no less) than a good quality thril- clips from films, radio, televi- mushroom clouds in their world of the eighties show a ler, well worth consideration. thousands are screened, little naivity almost impossible to sion, and cartoons tell the ROGER HOLLAND story better than any narrator correlation is made between comprehend. Advice, not totally dissimilar from this could. them and the horrific genetic As all the old war prop- disorders which since have Government's booklet 'P aganda (Urns (when seen resulted. tect and Survive', on what to through contemporary eyes), After the first flush of suc- do in the event of nuclear Atomic Cafe is at once both cess the atomic age begins to attack, is given by Burt the Tur- horrifying and absurdly take off. Having liked it once, tle, who gives his infallible amusing. the States are keen for more, method of surviving - duck, The film begins at a time and begin a series of A-tests and cover. Simple! when the Americans were beginning in the Isle of Bikini. Absurdities such as these starting to play with the atom Meanwhile, back at home, give the film contemporary bomb And it is with insensitive the domestic atomic market is relevance, which is where the glee that President, Harry booming .. . atomic cocktails, film wins. We are still seeing Truman announces the deci- radioactive rock and roll. The this sort of propaganda films. sion to "drop the big one" on airwaves are filled with chart- Atomic Cafe is a powerful the Japanese. And off the blasting stuff - 'Atom bomb and interesting film - even for bomber-boys go. baby' and even 'Jesus hits those who think nukes are a One excerpt reveals how like an atom bomb'. And life is good idea. (Incidentally the the pilots did not know what just grrreat. film is billed with No Nukes, they were carrying until they Then the revelation that the the music film with a few were half way there. Not that Russians have got 'The names you may recognise - it was too upsetting for them bomb' too, turns hunkydory Spri ngstem, Crosby. Stills to find out. happiness into raging para- and Nash). It does not delve While Atomic America noia. The 'red hunt' begins, into the complex arguments for and against disarmament WORLD VIEW 1983 cles, with relevant maps and in Britain, America or any An Economic and an extensive bibliography for other country, but merely Geo-political Yearbook those wishing to do more shows what has happened World View 1983 is an invalu- research. in the past, and what may able source of information for World View 1983 also happen again. Anyway, go anyone interested in current includes profiles of such not- and see it, and decide for affairs. It is not so much a ables as Ronald Reagan and yourself. Bobby Sands, and news book to sit down and read SUE RYLANCE through, as one to peruse at behind the news about events • Stop laughing at my hair or I'll kill you one's leisure and to dip into to such as the Lucas Aerospace strike, and workers unrest in glean information from its PILGERMANN does indeed have a few inter- also appears briefly) and pre- Romania. pages. Russell Hoban esting ideas on these sub- sumably had God himself As well as the above, World World View is written from Russell Hoban is quite cap- jects. appeared he would have View has a chronology of a rather more radical perspec- able of writing novels which Perhaps one of the stronger been a much misunderstood events from 1981-1982, statis- ideas he suggests is that Jews tive than is common in refer- are easy to read, yet are vag- Bodger. tical tables on the demogra- were placed on this Earth as a ence works, and does not uely disturbing in the ideas Pilgermann, like most peo- phy, armed forces and chosen race, but chosen attempt to disguise its left- thrown out. Pilgermann ple cannot understand how economic characteristics of mainly to be persecuted, a wing stance on such issues as abounds with ideas, off-beat there can be, or how there those countries and regions scapegoat throughout his- Ireland or the Royal Family. and interesting but the book can't be predestination. He An article on such issues is covered. tory. does however, give an enter- A vast amount of work appears to be just ideas held necessarily subjective together with a loose story. Hoban quotes freely from taining anecdote: after an must have gone into compil- though, and the various con- Pilgermann, a Jew wander- the Old and New Testaments atrocity has been committed ing World View and the result - tributors do not substitute ing through space, time and and from the Holy Quran in and the murderer says it is the really is very impressive. If polemic for argument. even other people's thoughts, his search for a meaning to word of God, Pilgermann you take a sudden interest in Subject matter covered is looks back to when he was in religion, but the questions, realises this is true, for if God Turkey for example the relev- extensive, to say the least. mortal form, in 1096 during like Pilgermann's pattern, is everywhere, then every ant section will tell everything 163 countries are briefly Pope Urban II's Crusade, and continue to infinity. word is the word of God. from which political parties examined for their distinctive the strange happenings in Death once more appears Certainly Pilgermann is not are legal and area in square characteristics from Mali to that time. in physical form and Pilger- one of Russell Hoban's best Albania, usually in articles miles to life expectancy of the mann is able to converse works, but even in this novel population. Hoban used to be a chil- that offer a regional view as dren's writer and in Pilger- freely with him, and even joke he comes across as a more World View 1983 is a book well as a local one. he covers the themes with him. Death, for Brueder thoughtful Vonnegut, and that should be on every aware mann Larger and more important which you don't find in books Pfortner (the gate-keeper) as definitely more amusing at person's shelf. areas of the world and the 34 for the younger reader. He he prefers to be known, com- times major nation-states are each questions Judaism, Christian- plains of being misunder- the subject of full-length arti- ADAM LEBOR ity, Death, Fear and Evil, and stood, as does Christ (who GEOFFREY M. LIGHTFOOT Page Nine

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JOHN OTWAY/ casual but triumphant House the audience gets a laugh and SURFIN' DAVE of the Rising Sun and has the he carries on unabashed. Tartan Bar audience eating out of his There's a payoff, of course. hand. His cover versions are His closer, Bob Lind's Cheryl I haven't been to a concert like all well done. The old Tom is going home, is an over- this in a long time. The place Jones hit The Green Green the-top tragedy, about a is pretty full of people. Quite a Grass of Home is done first as rejected lover watching as a lot of them sit on the floor dur- a ballad and then as a boogie, train carries his loved one ing Surfin' Dave's set. A lot of and works as if made for him. away for ever. In the quiet them singalongaOtway. His own material also passage there are people in Otway burst upon the works a treat. One of the high- the audience busy having a scene in 1977. He sang lights is Body Talk, one of the rowdy good time and he gauche, comic and often features of which is electronic struggles to be heard. An poignant songs. He would rip percussion emanating from appeal for hush has to be made his shirt open and expose his his body. Middle of Winter is several times in the middle of chest to amazed audiences. a song of jilted love to jerk the song. It's the price he pays His henchman Wild Willy Bar- many a tear, and how can you for occupying the extraordi- rett would rip extra-ordinary not love a song called Beware nary niche he has done for so heavy metal noises out of an of the Flowers 'cos I'm sure long. He battles on to com- electric guitar. Not a lot has they're going to get you, plete a powerful version of changed. This is not the man yeah. the song and finish the set. An to watch if you want to see Guitarist Chris Burkett encore is demanded and he great musical advances. lends discreet and efficient comes back briefly to Give It More than half the set is the support throughout and solos Headbutts. Headache? What same material, mostly to be with due care for the material. headache? found on his first album. For example, in the ballad Support act Surfin' Dave This aside, the perfor- Geneva his playing is cool and his magic band are a local mance is very enjoyable. and smooth. It's clear who's legend. Go and see them. Otway has the face of a the star. Anyone who rocks out with clown, funny, ridiculous and The songs do stand up Percolator and Exchange and sad at the same lime He may musically, but there's also a Mart has to be worth seeing. have done the songs hun- strong element of the comic One day he might get bored dreds of times but he doesn't turn. It's a routine that he and then you'll have missed just rattle through them. He goes through, but he's gawky out on something unique. draws them out for effect. and there's always the chance Timing is all. He starts with a he'll fumble. When he does PAUL HUBERT STEVE HACKETT Bradford University Back in the wild days of 1977 when Johnny Rotten and Co. were rebelling, Steve Hackett also rebelled in his own way by leaving Genesis, the band which had brought him to public attention. Although the split was six years ago, the Genesis influ- ence looms under the distinctive Hackett sound and is also apparent in his stage show with banks upon banks (no pun intended) of lights and almost every song being performed behind a thick fog of 'dry ice'! The gig was divided into two halves, the division being defined by a classical guitar solo. The first half was made up of mainly new material which was 'nice' but didn't really seem to contain that special spark which converts listening to music into an almost orgasmic oleast ire. However, the second half was such d pleasure that it dismissed any previous despoil. dency. All the stops were pulled out as Hackett launched into the triumphant Spectral Mornings. The soaring music cascaded forth with Hackett per- forming seemingly totally detached from the rest of the world and looking as if he was born with a guitar in his hands. Eventually, unfortunately, it all had to end, but, due to the demands of the audience, Hackett returned to play a further five songs by way of an encore. Surprisingly, for his final number, Hackett chose to play an old Chuck Berry song, just to prove that he can still rejoice in the title of one of the greatest guitarists in the world today. ISTVAN BERKELEY • John Otway Pics: Mike Mandelhaum FATA MORGANA last nostril-twitch and anti- of the celebrated Lashings Of THE CHANNEL 5 TOUR (although his juggling was Ugly Sisters male expletive. Ginger Beer, we were served Leeds Trades Club fine ...). Even his silences were action-packed as the Riley Smith Hall with lashings of psycho- The three artistes comprising audience was held riveted, The audience was clearly biography, starting with the the tour could well be Fata Morgana was the linking forgetting their full beer glas- impressed, and doubtless Gothic opening "Hello, I'm described as cabaret without title for two one-person plays ses. would have been more so if Enid Blyton ..." the cellophane. Their sharp- by Patricia Hilton. A radical, gay comedian we'd known what it all meant. tasting, fresh wit was Similarly, a longer running such as Simon Fanshawe Nevertheless, strong pas- courageously conveyed to a Awakening sought to time might have made the may not be to everyone's sages flared intermittently receptive audience. address women's issues periodic transition to Noddy taste but his obscene jokes when the 'heroine' was rail- Lyn Thomas displayed his through a personification of et al seem less gratuitous were so well executed that ing against her condition and abundant charm with the aid Pandora - she of the Box, the than was sometimes the case. no-one had time to be classical forerunner of Eve. the 'prison regime'. One of the standard magician's couldn't help feeling here that offended between laughs. However, both Christian and props. He was weak on the a sharp and rounded work Although, for all his adult pagan myths display a crass LIONEL WRIGHT magic but strong on the wit had been smothered. Ms. Hil- life, he has been called Nancy brand of morality, and ton should have pursued that Poufponce Queerbender exchanging women's self- avenue to the end, and dis- (which he said sounded like awareness for human sensu- pensed with flashy boxes - LEEDS the name of a high-class hos- ality; when one is considering tess), he has come out of it all feminist drama, the Pandora Hungarian, Chinese and Greek - at the outset. PLKYHOUSE remarkably unscathed and option is best left closed. But 111 with an obvious love of peo- it was too late, and soon all Despite having a non- Calverley Street FOLK ple. kinds of weird metaphors exotic theme, the second Ends this Saturdayll Monday 23 May 8pm Then came Christine Eller- were flying about in the Riley piece was vastly superior Tickets left for Saturday beck, another radical, but this matinee 3pmIf DE DANANN Smith. theatrically. Night Stories time feminist. NOT QUITE Traditional Irish Folk Music referred to the childhood fan- Student Tickets L2 Gutsy, loud and wittily The performer battled with tasies of Enid Blyton which, JERUSALEM (lt's linger in the ear time indignant, her jibing reduced fire, wind, moons, thirst, extended over a lifetime in The Award Winning Comedy again') all the men to dubious silence bugs, incarceration and a printed form, embodied not by Paul Kember and the women to tears of devilishly complex script. Not only the woman's success but WARNING' - THE LANGUAGE FILM laughter with such songs as content with mining one idea, also, we were told, her inner IS STRONGI Tonight at 11 15pm "You've got the right key but the author introduced diverse difficulties, and both on a 12 May - 4 June TAXI DRIVER (X) the wrong key hole" which I stories-within-stories and grand scale. Pat Hilton leave to your imagination to Bernard Shaw's comedy other ploys, even incorporat- offered a credible representa- 'Brutal and totally compelling' work out just as she didn't to ing a Rubik's Cube. tion and switched deftly bet- THE DEVIL'S Starring Robert de Niro ours! Admission only El 5011 ween the grown narrator, DISCIPLE These three interesting By viewing the text as a writer-as-child and other ('All you ever wanted to know alternatives were hilarious. I parody of symbolist drama, incarnations. about Puritanism - but never LEEDS PLAYHOUSE hope that they'll come back Maggi Stratford could have dared to ask)') soon so that you all can see - CURES THOSE made her name in comedy Sentimentality was largely Performances at 7 30prn, them. but, resisting temptation, she kept at bay, and if anything an except Tuesdays Rpm REVISION BLUES!! played it straight, down to the opposite bias crept in. Instead MARY KALMUS Ranting hun...All aboard...Cocktail comedy... DATA

ATTILA THE STOCKBROKER argue with him; after all he is operandi'. He bills himself as Ranting At The Nation a pretty good judge. The way an alternative newscaster, (Cherry Red) ahead is to unite the action and presents his stories and This brethren of Ranters minded youth through per- points of view in a perfect seem to consider themselves suasion and example; and approximation of the sen- as a Movement. Something then beat up the city centres! I sationalist tabloid press; Important. This they are not. do hope that the Stockbroker pouring scorn fluently and In common with John Cooper has the sense to see that the fluidly onto the establishment Clarke. a man for whom 'kids' must be united, not targets he selects. they profess an almost univ- divided by idiot extremist Of the songs features on ersal distaste but whose tal- policies: Red Action have as this album, some are highly ent and pioneer spirit deserve much in common with the unconvincing, and perhaps a great deal of respect, they boys and girls of Tox- suggest why Attila was never may on occasion be able to teth/Brixton as Margaret a rock star - at times there is a touch us with a succinct coup- Thatcher and Robert McNee. tendency towards folkery let, or to put our own anger Despite these rather nega- which should be discouraged into an identifiable form; but tive points it must be said that - and without doubt, the live for the most part, the highest Attila has a refreshing faith side is the better (fewer songs goal that they may aspire to is and honesty, and he is bloody for one thing!). that of comic entertainment. funny. This debut album fea- Attila's humour, and Despite Mr. Stockbroker's tures a live side and a studio indeed his 'art', is English to pretentions to the contrary side. And from my own the core, a modern counter- his Movement will never experiences, contains almost part of the Carry On/Music change the world; the most the entirety of his present live Hall Comedian tradition, he can do is to entertain an act. albeit a little subversive. audience of a similar aware- There is an anachronistic feel ness, and hope, perhaps, to Blessed with a rapidity of to his work. For example, provoke thought in the occa- delivery which increases with there are occasional refer- sion open mind, Unlike the the blood-alcohol quote, ences to DMs and scarves spark ignited by the Pistols, Attila has a wicked sense of around the wrist - despite the Attila is not Important - he is, humour which leans heavily scenes at Elland Rd_, this is however, a fine performer, towards vitriol. He performs hardly a common occurence, • You •anna hear me sing? and given the option of an with a sense of attack and not even for the Brighton evening with Simple Minds or contempt which many of fering. boys. SHIPBUILDING a session with punk band would envy, and As John Opposition, a The lyric and the music Attila, this boy Robert Wyatt knows what he would for the most part concerns courtesy of Elvis Costello and journalist working for (Rough Trade) choose. himself with the righteous Clive Langer captures a bitter Sounds, the Stockbroker has A most worthy re-issue of a Another problem with cause, and condemnation of proved worthy of respect, poignancy and a resignation song first released last year. Attila is his apparent the stupid, the boring and the although certainly not fault- to the inevitable outcome of SDP (is this tautology?). Con- Shipbuilding starts with a war. Someone, and it doesn't allegiance to the Red Action less. Similarly, as an enter- tributory Negligence and quasi-militaristic drum roll matter whether its 'ours' or movement. One of this group's The tainer, Attila makes mistakes, that leads into a slow and 'theirs' is going to get killed. little peccadilloes is the Perils Of Stealing Half A Bot- but he is a live performer 'par plaintive melody. The The shipyards re-open due to notion of preventing the tle Of Wine are titles which excellence', and as a result instrumentation is all acous- the demands of the conflict. growth of fascist thought by speak for themselves and not this is a better than average tic, piano, bass, drums, giving A shipbuilder is given work. beating it up. Last week, my only spare me the trouble of record — and it is funny. a bleak and melancholy feel His son sails with the fleet but good friend Lord Denning explaining the subject mat- to the song. doesn't return. Recession and saw this fanciful theory off, ter. but also point quite This is a record that every- war going hand in hand both and I can see no reason to clearly at the ranter's 'modus ROGER HOLLAND body should be made to listen being exploited by an uncar- SEX GANG CHILDREN the distilled despondency a cacophony of guitars, their to, it says more about our ing government that counts Song and Legend/ that is the prerogative of formula makes an interesting endeavours in the South Atlan- its own survival as being Sebastiane those aware enough to make compound, at least on Song than any number of hooks tic more important than human (Illuminated Records) to the new waves instead of and Legend. Sebastiane or concerned journalists ever life. just ride them, liberally however tails right into the simply Arch-exponents of this could. Why? Quite The song is wasted on Mrs. poured over them and spil- trap that lies perennially in wait because it comes from the months thing, bleak and black Thatcher and doubtless some ling from the grooves of both for any devotee of the new being macabre chic, the Sex Gang heart. Robert Wyatt, of you reading this, more's tracks. hip. A sound and row for its Children snarl and posture confined to a wheelchair after the pity. No one could accuse the own sake Sebastiane is a through their latest single. a crippling accident, must Sex Gang Children of being shriek of ego and little else. know all about pain and suf- JON HAWKES And aren't they good at it, dull though. Screeching and nearly wailing, their backdrop ADAM LEBOR

MOLOTOV COMICS NUMBER SEVEN THE TRONICS jerk-saturated pop song. First things first: the people Shakespeares of the Street Rascism' - Kick it to death, in Wild Cat Rock Steady beat, even steadier responsible for this sort of come across as little more which an utterly charmless (Red Rhino) guitar, and screaming vocals. toilet paper comic claim to than a waste of space in print. Angry Woman advocates the ZOOT AND THE ROOT I was disappointed. have a Mission. Not to boldly The secret is in the perfor- formation of gangs for the I Ate The Little Red Rooster go where no comic has gone mance, the sound and spec- sole purpose of beating up (Red Rhino) HOLY TOY before, although they do tacle of a (drunken) raving other smaller gangs. This is Soldier Toy plumb the depths occasion- ranter. On the dead page, all very well at the football, Sot these bands suffer from; (Uniton) ally, but to 'do for poetry what even the best seem rhythm- but if she really thinks it will (a) acute lack of musical abil- ity, and (b) pop pretensions Holy Toy are from Norway, punk did for music'. less, spineless and damn near serve any purpose other than and Uniton, their label, has an escalation of violence (and veering on the old rock 'n' roll Just two points: humourless. This issue, to just established a base here. bigger gangs), then the sounds of Showaddywaddy 1. Exactly what did punk do prove my point, includes the This record protests against lyrics to songs by the likes of young lady in question has and the likes. The Tronics also for music? Very little; what it suffer from aggressive and huge armys, the police, and did was change some peo- Action Pact and the Nighting- probably already had her their battle against freedom ales. As songs they are excel- meagre ration of brains well violent male minds (see por- ple's attitudes or provide a nographic cover). Both these of thought, "Sia ich flag for them to wave. In these lent; as poems, garbage is a and truly mangled. Direct Ogromme wojska, bitne compliment. Possibly the action (violence) is all very Red Rhino recordings don't glorious days of Kajagoogoo even warrant the time spend generay-Policje-tajne widne i and Kid Creole it would be most successful pages are well in its place (the High dwu-pciowe-Przeciwko those which feature the visual Street) but this article is writing this review. Verily, the very difficult to claim any- sounds of true complacency. komuz tak sie pojednay? thing else for it. talents of one Jon Langford - almost criminal stupidity. co nie nowe!" 2. Who the hell cares about who is a far more competent Molotov Comics (if you're Noble and all that, but this artist than musician. still interested!) are available SHYTOTS poetry anyway? Gallery Slavic electro-beat, wailing And without doubt the from Flat 3b, Belle Vue House, trumpet and chant vocal do To be fair, I do see the point Belle Vue Rd., Leeds 3. (Red Rhino) most damning inclusion is an little to liberate my mind into of a 'ranting movement', and LORD DENNING article entitled 'How To Fight I expected something enjoying their music. as live attractions SWells, PETER TOSH miraculous from Yvonne Attila and most of the other (ex-Fall Mama Africa (EMI Pawlett keyboards) - well known ranters are pretty ► but instead found this to be SARA CLARKE shit hot. However even these I had quite high hopes for this one. The L.P.'s cover shows Peter Tosh embracing a double picture of a woman STEPHEN'S MUSIC SHOP shaped into Africa, wouldn't it be a musical/spiritual pil- 70 NEW BRIGGATE, LEEDS grimage I wondered, a journey back to African musical Tel: 434710 roots? YAMAHA GUITARS. DRUMS KEYBOARDS Unfortunately the sounds don't quite live up to the Elvcit, Irom 1roumics fromf9,1. imagery. Ex of Rob Marley and the Wailers, Peter Tosh hyothsiser • from toll!. 110_ Drurokils.oands. pedals, 611.couto, has inherited their taste, indeed their gift for producing S.K 10 +tring./bra++.1or3an keyboards 050. one of the more commercial brands of Reggae. Por1a+ound keyboards from (75 Perhaps it's mere snobbery, but this has none of the CASIO KEYBOARDS 7000 1.41E.ST model stereo 1525. sheer body and density that makes good reggae great. 103 model EI4 3, 202 model 1275- It's pleasant enough, and the title track Mama Africa is S1.1.45 maid 109, 1000P 1319 one of the stronger ones, and has rich and melodious ROLAND SYNTHS, PIANOS. eft. S.11. 101 ++011r+. LIMO I,. II.P.TU sound, but the rest doesn't quite match to the first track's Drumaikilka•11ne rod, (100 initial promise. OTHER DISCOUNT PRICES Sugar coated, Mama Africa's essential niceness won't Tudvriu drums: lotted prkr. illdPan,lo+co Cymbals. arouse any deep emotions, but if you are a reggae fan thaay., WiLthburn Guitar, 10% oft then you will probably get to quite like Peter Tosh's new smmodhood drumkit, from L99 offerings. Don't expect great things and you won't be s,f RI lIRV. POO 1 I, 1/ chi It 1 disappointed. ADAM LEBOR • Listen Tosh . Page Eleven .11111110 5

LEEDS LEAVE LONDON LUCKLESS U.C.L. 0 FLOAT ON LEEDS 8 B.U.S.A. CHAMPIONSHIPS Sunday 14th April saw Leeds Ladies rugby team play an Exhibition game With the potential of a very good sailing team LUU Sail- at the London Sunday Rugby Festival. ing Club awaited the arrival of their new members with The host club London Irish had invited University College London anticipation. By the end of October, a fine looking team was selected Ladies R.U.F.C. to play a team of their choice in the interval before the for the BUSA (British University Sailing Association) finals and they asked Leeds to bring down a team for the occasion. With a championship. couple of Leeds players having just returned from a tour of France with With twelve teams in the North of England T.R. team, U.C.L. the meeting was a friendly, yet competitive one with both sides Leeds went out with little knowledge of the opposition eager to produce an good game of rugby. and determined to do well. The practice routines were shown to be of great benefit and Leeds won the league beating Liverpool by a whisker. Streak Freak to the scrum-half. The backs U.C.'s defence and passed the Having won the league, the efforts of the team were Having caught the interest passed the ball quickly and ball along to Kathy Murphy concentrated on the BUSA finals. Some 40 men's teams of the people present the two on the wing who crossed the surely along the line to Kath and 20 ladies' entered the function held at Elton S.C. teams came out onto the line to score. Murphy who, from well inside pitch to a chorus of cheers, under the guide of Salford University. Determined her own half, outpaced the Starting off with a real flop against Cambridge, the leers and various 'witty' U.C. defence evading three comments. The team took it Leeds Ladies gathered momentum and made it through In the second half, with tackles to score a brilliant try to the quarter finals where they beat Bristol. all in good spirit, including increased determination U.C. and her second of the game. They faced a tough race against Southampton and the second-half streaker, and applied heavy pressure to The crowd certainly appreci- narrowly lost by 134 points. Southampton eventually replied by producing an force Leeds to defend their ated her run and gave her a won the BUSA championship. entertaining match of hard, own line. They came very rousing ovation when she Leeds finished in 3rd place and were extremely proud competitive rugby, which close to scoring on a number returned to the middle of the to have achieved that position. soon had the crowd cheering of occasions but the complete pitch. every attack or tackle. commitment of the Leeds Team: Helm; D. Jordan, A. Shiner, D. Rawcliffe. Crew; F. Excellent Leeds attacked well in the team kept them out. Twice the Buttell/S. Hargrove, D. Smith, A. Loretto. first-half, with their forwards U.C. scrum-half was tackled The Leeds performance YVES-LOUIS PINAUD winning a lot of ball cleanly into touch inches from the was marked by an excellent (alias DSR (ZOOT)) from the scrums to put a great try-line, whilst their flanker display from the backs who deal of pressure on the U.C. was held up and forced back ran and passed confidently line. off the line when a try had and tackled hard in defence. U.C. responded with con- seemed certain. The Leeds forwards also sistently hard tackling to keep After absorbing all this deserve praise for the way out the Leeds forwards but pressure Leeds managed to they won the ball and found themselves stretched get out of their own 22 in the matched the efforts of the when Leeds managed to last few minutes. With the ball tight, well-disciplined for- move the ball out to their fast, going loose from a line-out wards from U.C. well-organised backs. After the Leeds forwards drove With Captain, Kerry Grigg several attempts the Leeds over well in the ensuing ruck absent, through injury, Leeds' centres found a hole in the to win the ball and feed it out vice-captain, Ali French went up to collect the Pernod Cup which Leeds hope to retain next year when they return to STAR TIME defend their title. RUGBY UNION and there were ominous CAROL ISHERWOOD Ferocious Finalists 32 signs of a runaway victory for Staff All-Stars 23 the Finalists, but the All-Stars were made of sterner stuff and scored a brilliant running CANOE DO IT? The annual Finalists vs. Staff try in open play, exposing the LEEDS POLY and that was blocked out by Lothian. fixture took place at Weet- weak tackling of the Finalists. CANOE POLO WOMEN Lys Black. Score 9-0. The teams were grouped in wood last week, when the This unconverted try, and Saturday, April 30th, Glen- The Scotland 'A' team beat two mini leagues with semi- Ferocious Finalists, led by another try and penalty rothes, Five. Scotland 'B' 3-0 so the last finals and finals. their inspirational captain, Ian meant that the teams went The Leeds Poly team by virtue match was for medals. The Leeds team against Johnston managed to beat into half-time with the score of their National league and Gill Steward was getting all Fife had only two 'A' team the ageing Staff team. at 16-14. knock-out record were invited the centres and on occasions regulars in it plus two 'B' pulling back into defence to The Staff, who seemed to The half-time team talks of to represent England in a team members and one 'C' have more than their share of the captains differed mar- let Lys Black get stuck into the team. From the start the two three-cornered match with fray. Goals from Steward, grey hair and bear-bellies, kedly. Ian Johnston, angry Scotland 'A' and Scotland 'B'. 'A' team members, Wind- and frustrated, asked for McDermott and Walker (2) surprised everyone by scor- Selection for canoe polo is grove and Johnson, tried to more effort and determina- including a brilliant overhead ing first with a penalty. This done on team performance do everything but once they tion; whilst Paul Priest for the shot while fending off a tackle was followed by a fast and and the Leeds team is particu- settled and left the others to Staff was too tired to say any- meant half-time 4-0. Two furious part of the game, larly strong. do their bit, the Leeds team thing and was only too happy further goals in the second when the 'Barbarian'-style From the start of the first took a firm grip on the game to chew on his orange. half meant the Leeds ladies tactics of both sides meant match against Scotland 'B', and were 4-0 up at half-time. that there was plenty of space Early pressure in the sec- won the medals for England. Further goals from Potter and Gill Steward (captain) got the They were going to Ireland to run the ball. ond half brought the Finalists Griffiths meant Leeds won ball passed through to Sue in June and to London in July Urged on by the baying two early tries, one by Ian McDermott who shot and 6-0. crowd, the Finalists ran in the Gibbins, and the game looked to the internationals and they The game against Scotland scored and England were 1-0 still have the Yorkshire first try when centre Ian Gib- like slipping away from the was very scrappy with the up after 11 seconds. The Champs and the BPSA finals 'B' bins beat the cover and All-Stars, but a further pen- Scots fouling and arguing all Scottish team were never to play. Considering that only scored under the posts. alty kept them in the game. the time with the referees. given the chance to settle and two of the five had canoed With Headingly winger, With Roy Burke having set The result was 3-2 to Scot- further goals by Pam Walker before Last October, this suc- Mark Joyce in dazzling form up one try, it was inevitable and two more from Sue land and the Scotland goal- for the Finalists, the younger that his compatriot 'Rampag- McDermott meant England cess is phenomenal. keeper was booked. team ran in two more tries to ing' Rick Harkness would get were 5-0 up at half-time. The The team: Gill Steward This meant that Leeds make the score 16-3. One of into the limelight as well. second half wasplayed at an (capt ), Lys Black, Pam played Stubbes in the semi- these tries resulted from a With a storming run, he out- equal pace with further goals Walker, Sue (Supermac) final. They started brilliantly from Pam Walker and Gill glorious dummy by prop Roy paced the cover to score a fine McDermott and Sonia (Heidi) going 1-0 up with a goal from Steward adding to the score Burke, who then broke away solo try taking the Finalists to Andrews. a corner by Griffiths but the and near misses from defen- drawing the cover before a lead of 32-17. misses by Johnson (twice), ders, Lys Black and Sonia PETE MACE passing to Ian Gibbins for his With only a few minutes to Potter and Wingrove lets (Heidi) Andrews who joined second try go, the Staff All-Stars scored Stubbes off the hook and by the attack. The Scots only had Things weren't looking another try to end the game at half-time instead of being 5-0 one real chance of scoring very good for the All-Stars ... 32-23. LEEDS POLY up they were 2-1 down. They CANOE POLO MEN lost 4-1 and Stubbes won the The Leeds team was repres- final so at least the medals enting the North of England come to England. in this inter-regional match of Team: L. Johnson (rapt.), S. six teams consisting of Leeds Wingrove, S. Beaumont, D. LEEDS and it was mid-afternoon PONY RIDING CLUB respectively. (N. England), the old enemy Potter, L. Griffiths. B.P.S.A. National Riding before the dressage phase Despite the large number of Stubbes (S. England), Scot- Championship was completed, at which entries, the day was well run land 'A', Scotland 'B', Fife and PETE MACE stage Claire was lying joint by Jenny Chryss aided by Leeds Poly Union's newly 7th with Katy in 9th position. BPSA officials including Mr. formed riding club were The show jumping prove an Roche. The Windmill Rid- Cheap bus fares on Saturdays' in West York- ing Academy were excellent shire mean it now costs less to watch York- unable to send a full team to the more testing of the two hosts providing first class the BPSA National Riding disciplines. However, despite horses and facilities. shire's most exciting football team. See-the Championships held on an inviting course, by the Division Three promotion battle at Leeds Road March 26th, but they were Results: 1st - Leicester, 2nd - close many of the early lead- Trent, 3rd - Portsmouth. Indi- Huddersfield Town and represented in the individual on May 6th between ers had dropped down the vidual: 1st - H. Goodyear, championships by Claire field. Newport County. Can they clinch a record- Portsmouth. 2nd - C. Chapple, on May 13th at Brad- Chapple and Katy Wood. Claire and Katy both went Leeds, 3rd - C. Sandy, Ports- breaking championship A large number of entries - clear to improve their final mouth. ford City? 52 in all - meant a long day positions to 2nd and 5th

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Page Twelve L.U.U. CONSERVATION VOL- • h• ; UNTEERS West Yorks. sponsored stream and litter clearance. Sunday, May 8th at 10.00 a.m. Meet at the car park in front of the Blue Pig pub. .; ( A minibus will leave the Union steps at 9.30 a.m. - see notice • L' 4-'11 e-1 II' board for details. J-SOC Tonight Oneg at Hillel House. 6.30 p.m. £1.50, I T , Yom Yerushalayim. Exhibitions, food, films and Israeli Dancing. Tuesday, May 10th. R. H. Evans Lounge. 12.00-2.00 p.m.

DEVONSHIRE HALL Summer Ball. Twelve hours of live music: 1930's High Life, Jazz, I. Calypso, Blues, Modern Pop and Mud. Two discos, late bars, wine bar. Friday, June 24th. Double ticket £19.00 from Union Exten- Cinema Theatre sion and Devonshire Hall, YORK THEATRE ROYAL COM- PARIS HITCHERS! HYDE PARK (752045) PANY The Atomic Cafe, Rag AGM on Thursday, May Until Saturday, Samuel Becket's Waiting for 7.00. 12th. Please bring in your spon- 8,50 and No Nukes, Godot. 3rd to 14th May. Friday, Late Show, 11.00 - Paso- sor money before then. Love lini's Canterbury Tales and car- GRAND THEATRE Rag. toons. (459351/440971) Saturday. Late Show, 11.00 - Till Saturday. Sheriden's The PEACE GROUP MEETING (Poly) Bogart in Casablanca and car. Rivals. Tuesday, May 10th. Conference Coming soon . . Opera North, Room, B Block. 1.00-2.00 p.m, Fiddler on the Roof, Gigi, Sunday, 6 days Mot Wed.l. Har- LOOK rison Ford in Blade Runner, 8.35, LEEDS PLAYHOUSE (442111) Organising your society. Skills Sean Cannery. Meteor, 6,40, Till Saturday. Paul Kernber's Not session on Monday, May 10th Wednesday only. 2001, A Space Quite Jerusalem. and 17th, 1.00 p.m, in R.H. Evans Odyssey, 7.35, cartoons at 7.15. Corning soon ... Shaw's The Lounge. We hope that these skills Next week. Return of the Sol- Devil's Disciple. sessions will show people that diers and Sons and Lovers. CITY VARIETIES (430808) organising speakers and films is ODEON 1 (430031) The Boyfriend, till Saturday. not difficult and so will encour- age them to participate more in Local Hero, 3.20, 5.50 and 8.30. CIVIC THEATRE (455505) Sunday, 2.30, 5.00 and 7.40. their society next year, Children's theatre. ODEON 2 Tootsie, 2.35, 5.25 and 8.15. Sun. THEATRE GROUP PUBLIC MEETING day, 2.25, 5.15 and 8.05. Look Back In Anger by John Victory to Aire Valley Strikers. ODEON 3 Osborne. May 9th to 11th in Riley Public Meeting with speaker Gandhi, 2.15 and 7.00, Sunday, Smith Hall, 7.30 p.m. 75p for from Aire Valley Yarns and video 2.15 and 6.15. members, £1-00 for non- 'I'm not a racist but ..'organised members. Tickets from Theatre by Workers Against Racism. ABC 1 Group Office. 10 to Midnight 1.40, 5.10 and Thursday, May 12th. 7.30 p.m. 8.45. Sunday, 4.25 and 8.00. Leeds Trades Club, Savile ABC 2 Mount. American Gigolo, L.C,P. 1.35, Misc. BRITAIN OUT OF IRELAND 4.30, 7,30. Sunday, 3.40 and 6.45. National March, Saturday, May ABC 3 TEXTILE SOCIETY 7th in Hyde Park, London. Tickets 1.35, 5.05 and 8.50. Mad Max II, Day trip to Alton Towers, 23rd for students, £3.00 return. Coach Sunday, 4.25 and 8.05_ With Mad June. £5.50. Coach from Parkin- leaves Leeds Trades Club, 8.00 Max. son Steps. a.m., Parkinson Steps, 8.10 a.m., COTTAGE ROAD (751608) LEEDS UNITED SOC Corn Exchang_e, 8.15 a.m. Tickets The Verdict, 5.20 cont. L.C.P. Committee Meeting, Committee horn Leeds Troops Out Move- 7.40. Room 6. Monday, May 9th. 1..00 ment, 59 Cookridge Street, Friday, Late Show, 10.45, Secret P.m. Corner Books and on the coach. Policeman's Ball. LOUNGE (751061) Gandhi, 7.10. Sunday, 3.15 and 6.45. TOWER The Beastmaster, 2.00, 4.40 and 7.25. Discos TETLEY HALL DISCO Tonight, May 6th• 8.00-1.00. Late bar. Only 65p before 10,30. Come and see the Woodhouse 3 girls behind the bar - an opportunity not to be missed. TEXTILE SOCIETY S.O.S. DISCO May 12th. Senior Common Room. 8.00-1.00. Bar. Tickets, Man Made Fibres Foyer, Lunch- times LED ZEP SOC DISCO Wednesday, May 11th, 8.00-12.00. Tartan Bar. Members free. others 40p. Late bar. NIGERIAN SOCIETY SOCIAL- CULTURAL EVENING Tonight in the Senior Common Room, 8,00.1.00 a.m. Bar till 12.30. Disco from 11.00. Tickets •le to at door. 2ND DISCO FRANCAISE Thursday. 12th May. Bali Hai (Merrion Centre). Admission £1.00. 9.00 till 2.00. • 10 to Midnight.

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