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79th YEAR •':>WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14, 1994 ISSUE4

photoe by. Ramon DeJeaua Ill Ill Long keeps students well fed EWS BY JoHN GLYNN ing the Muske­ THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE teer Inn and the catering ser- As the new director of Cam- vice. Big bargains guaranteed pusDiningServices,ArloonLong Said Long, is striving to improve the quality "Things have Buy great stuff for your dorm, your apartment and your of food service on campus. gone· well these wardrobe at the Junior League of Cincinnati's Bargain Box Those who frequent the Main first four weeks rummage sale Sept. 23-25. The sale.will be held at Longworth Dining Room have probably no- of school. We Hall, 700W. Pete Rose Way downtown. Over 10,000squarefeet ticed changes in the direction of want to con­ of space filled with new and gently used designer clothing, the traffic flow, as well as a modi- tinue to evolve furniture, housewares, appliances, jewelry, books and maga­ fied menu that offers many new with the trends zines, Christmas decorations, a special section of craft supplies, options such as pasta dishes, and changing and more. A preview party will take place on Sept 23 for an "Grilleworks" (burgers and hot needsofthestu­ admission price of $12.50 at the door. Admission to the sale on dogs),delisandwiches,andpizza. dents. It'sbeen Sept. 24-25 is free. Proceeds from this sale benefit the Junior Alsofeaturedisa"TreatYour- very busy get­ League of Cincinnati's programs and projects. self.Right" option for the more tingstarted,but Times: Sept. 23 5-10 p.m. health ·conscious student. Re- it's been fun as Sept 24 10 a.m.-5 p.m. turning are the made-to-order well. This year Sept. 25 10 a.m.-3 p.m. breakfasts as well as traditional we have a great cafeteria dishes. "Feedback staffthat'seager (about the changes) has been very to please." · positive," said Long. Long re- SCIENTIST CONTRACTS RARE VIRUS: A Yale University Longis not alone in her enthu- places Jeff scientist who was exposed to a deadly,. tropical virus while siasmaboutthis year'sstart. Food Lach ter; .who · As direCtor efCampw DininK Services, Arleen working in the school's laboratory unwittingly expos.ed several Services Production Manager unexpectedly LonglwpestocreatenwreoptionsforstuJenl3. people to the virus before discovering he was ill. Don McCain said, "Things are · left the position In mid-July, the scientist was experimenting with tissue going great.· We've been able to · lastsemester. ShecomestoXavier ergetic. The cBf is always bus- contaminated by the Sabia virus when the holding container offer a lot more variety' and have after an eight year employnient tling. " cracked. The Sabia virus comes from Brazil. Symptoms of the had·· significantly less food left With Indiana University of Penn­ SophomoreSeanO'Brienoom­ virus are high fever, internal bleeding and shock. After time, over. Arleen is doing a great sylvania, where she earned her municated aslightlydifferentfeel­ organs begin to decompose and the victim bleeds from every job." degree in marketing before be- ing. "I'mavegetarian~ Themenu orifice of the body, including eyes, ears and pores of the skin. Feahire bars and theme din-. ginninghercareerwithARAfood has never been friendly in that The researcher was wearing a latex gown, rubber gloves and a ners are two aspects that Long services. respect and I think it's even less mask when the incident occurred but was exposed to the virus would like to see continue to im­ Some students expressed their sympathetic this year to· people through his nose and eyes. The scientist failed to tell Yale prove. She welcomes student's feelings on the changes. Senior who don't eat meat. I'm not say­ officials about the incident, breaking federal and school policy. input on this, or any subject con­ Elizabeth Sweeney said, "The ing they don't try. I know they Although he did not realize it for about a week, the scientist cerningon-campus diniDginclud- service is much better; more en- do. I'm just not impressed." bad been contaminated and had already exposed five people to the virus. Upon returning to Yale, the scientist was checked into the hospital, where he came in contact with at least 75 others. An experimental antiviral drug eventually stopped the Program. sim.plifies financial aid illness. Those who came in contact with the scientist are being closely observed, and doctors say no immediate problems have Thanks to a new federal direct cies. Money for the loans is rai!ied to the simplicity of the new sys­ been discovered. lending program, some of the red hytheU.S. Treasury Department tem." tape involved in getting financial through the sale of government The new system not only ben­ aid for college may he eliminated securiti~s. efits students, hut financial aid for students at select universities. With the streamlined direct office employees as well .."Cur­ PLEASE BE SEATED: Like.it or not, your final grade may Beginning this fall, some stu­ loan program, schools can

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Sen­ estimated 550-600 students at­ the project,·students will be able ate will also· be responsible for tended. to vote for their hometown candi­ collecting the forms and sending dates in the Nov. 8 elections. The them to the· secretary of state's Manuel Fernandez was ap­ program will be available to stu­ office in the student's state. proved as a new member to the dents from Ohio, Michigan, Indi­ Smith hopes that students will Senate. Hewillreplacefonner ana and Kentucky. take advantage of this new oppor­ senator Christine Brown for According to Smith, only four tunity to get involved in govern­ this term. Fernandez-is an states will be involved this year ment. exchange student from Spain. because the program is just start- · He also said the program has ing at Xavier. These states were been very successful at other Senate discussed the Dining chosen because more students schools, and anticipates it will be Hall and Grill and anticipated come from these states than from at Xavier as well. changes in both in the coming others. In the future, Smith hopes Already, the student body weeks. They also discussed the program can expand to in­ seems supportive of the project. the lack of Snapple availabil­ clude up to IO or 15 states. Many students are encouraged to ity on campus due to the Smith said that the service will .see that steps are being taken to university's contract with the . have two main benefits. First, it allow for more involvement in Coca Cola Co. will get students involved in the gov·ernmental affairs. governmental process, voting on Madison, IN native, and the local, state, and federal lev­ Xavier senior, Carrie Livorno After allocating money to sev­ els. said, "It is a great idea. Students eral clubs, Senate voted to dis­ In addition, it is hoped an in­ do not vote because getting an tribute the remaining club crease in student voting will at­ absentee ballot is an inconve­ money($2,l09) ·on afirstcome, tract more candidates and office­ nience." Several students com­ first serve basis. Survey emphasizes grades holders to speak on Xavier's cam­ mented they were more likely to pus. vote due to this program. compiled by Pete Holtenn_ann WASHINGTON- The higher less get ll.3 interviews and 2.6 your grade point average, the job offers. more likely you 'llland a high pay­ Chris McLaughlin, student ingjob after college, a recent study association . president of suggests. Georgetown University in Wash­ WHITEWATER According to "The Generation ington, said he certainly sacri­ X Recruitment Study," compa­ fices better grades for his leader­ nies hiring recent college grads ship position. RAFTING TRIP may care more about potential "There is a sacrifice when you employees' grades than their lead­ take on a big leadership role at a ership experience. university. Then it's obvious The study was conducted by you 're not going to have a 4.0 the Hanigan Consulting Group, a unless you' re innately brilliant," Thursday, October 6th - Friday, October 7th New York-based management said McLaughlin, a government consulting firm. major with a 3.5 GPA. Leave campus Thursday at 12:00 pm, return Friday at 12:00 am. "Recruiters tell students to get Kendra Nelsen, a counselor at involved in school government the Career Center at the Univer­ and campus organizations if they sity of Texas at Austin, said the want to land the best jobs," com­ resultsofthestudysurprisedher. pany President Maury Hanigan Most companies want a "more Only $99.00! said in a statement. "Unfortu­ well-rounded experience" in a nately, the hiring data tells stu­ new hire, Nelson said. Employ­ Class VI River Runners dents to cram at the library." ers will wonder ho~ students with­ Whitewater Rafting in West Virginia. 16 mile rafting trip on the Lower Gauley River. Hanigan and her staff inter­ out job experience will perform Cost includes: transportation, hotel, rafting fee, breakfast and lunch Friday, social after rafting. viewed 200 graduating students, on the job when they have to Cost docs not include: wet suit rental ($8.00), dinner Thursday or Friday. .. 50studentleaders, a~d managers juggle many roles. at 100 large companies. Anne Scammom, employer For additional information, contact Recreational Sports at x. 3208. The study found that students relations coordinator at the Regisfration deadline: Friday, September 23rd with GPAs of 3.5 and higher re­ George Washington University in Spaces are Limited. We are only taking one l111s! Register today! _ceive 15.7 job interviews and 3.1 Washington, said grades matter job offers. 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THE XAVIER Staff Editorial NEWSWIRE A STUDENTS' JOURNAL RSPECTIVES Box of intentions Sometimes fame comes easily. I hadn't been ©Copyright ~994 sitting there more than fiv.e minutes before the Circulation 3000 photographer and reporter approached me. Sure, the day before my friend and I had spent F.dito~ an hour and a half constructing the shanty. But SARAH E.M. BUZZEE the materials had been provided for us, so it wasn't too difficult to do. I hadn't even spent the General Manager night in the shanty yet. KRISTA SIGLER But there was my photo, large and centered Business Manager on the front page of the Ci.ncirmati EruJilirer's Section B. It's a good shot: You can easily tell M. ANDREW wADE it's me, and you can sec the sign I painted that Advertising Manager said, "Respect life: fight homelessness." My only CAROLE McPmwPs complaint is that the photographer used the picture where I'm smiling and eating chicken Production:~ wings. Doesn't really show solidarity with the HowEMcRAE homeless, does it? No, it doesn't. But perhaps it will remind us Dis1ribution Manager that, "Hey, there really are people who sleep in KIP NoscuEsE cardboard boxes!" And this should move us to do something about it: volunteer regularly, Adviser donate money regularly, and use our brains to MIKE KAISER come up with workable solutions. News -J.AI.L. AmyHehnes Jeff Davis Perspectives Get to the back of the bus Matt Winkler BY JoHN J. LARocCA, S.J. Jesse Lahey wherever it occurs. It reveals a kind of disre­ does not give a minority the recognition that it GUEST COLUMNIST gard for others which endangers the most fun­ needs to realize that the institution knows that Spor18 . Lasts~mer, a display in the window ofthe damental principles of a healthy society. The they exist and is willing to make_ them feel at Kipp Hanley bookstore promoting gay-lesbian history Russ Simeone intrinsic dignity of each person must always be home and comfortable here. It also allows month was removed, and the books were moved respected in word, action and law. students, faculty and staff to experience Xavier Diversions to a non-conspicuous spot in the store. The The newly published Catec/Usmofthe Catho­ as indifferent to this minority. What does the John P. McHale removal of the books raises questions of free­ lic Church teaches: silence of the university mean? In A Manfor AU Soren Baker dom of speech and of censorship in a univer­ Its [homosexuality's] psychological genesis Seaso11s, Thomas More reminds us that " ... Si­ sity setting. However, the question I choose to remains largely unexplained .... The number.of lence gives consent." Photography/Graphics deal with here is this: What effect does this men and women who have deep-seated homO­ I do not deny that the pope has condemned Ramon DeJesus have on the gay and lesbian students, staff and Megan Miller sexual tendencies is not negligible. They do not homosexual activity. I simply wish to point out faculty at Xavier? choose their homosexual condition.... They that the only approved sexual activity in tradi­ Calendar As I think about the problem, the only must be accepted with respect, compassion and tional Catholic morality is between a man and Rob Gibbons answer I can formulate is, "Get to the back of sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination woman in marriage; the act must be open to the bus." It seems that the university' in in their regard should be avoided. (2357) . procreation. All other sexual activity is forbid­ Advertising letting the display he removed, is telling gays In the document Tlze Good News and tlze den and mortally sinful. I think most of us who . Scott Kolbe and lesbians that they are welcome at Xavier PromotionefJustice, the Society ofJesus states: live on campus know of examples of men and as long as they stay in the closet (i.e., live a lie Staff' We struggle for justice wherever humanity is women who violate these norms, yet we manage Open and pretend to be what they are not), as long threatened. We work for justice wherever the to make the distinction between not approving as they don 'tbotherthestraightmajority, and poor hunger, wherever refugees are driven out; of what they 'do and giving them the dignity Accounts Receivable as long as their tuition ch~ks don't bowice. wherever natives, homosexuals, women, young, which they deserve as human bein~. Ifwe grant Julie Korte · The treatment of gay and lesbian students . old, HIV positives or whatever category are them their dignity, can't we do that to the gay is central to the nature of Xavier, because it is excluded ...• (paragraph 3.3.10) and lesbian community? Tll•. Xavi~r N•w1wire ia publilhed a university that provides a liberal arts educa­ The above ecclesiastical and Jesuit state­ The bookstore was no more promoting ho­ lhrou1hou1 the achool yemr, except dur­ ing vaca&ion and final exam1, by the 1tu­ tion, and because it is both a Catholic and a ments recognize gays and lesbians as a group of mosexuality as a lifestyle by its display than the denta ur Xawier Univeraity, 3800 Victory Porkway, Cincinnati, OH 45207-2129. Jesuit university dedicated to the promotion men and women who form a minority which is university promotes the agenda of political can­ The 1t.temenu and opinion• orT.t.r offaith and the service of justice. The goal of the object of prejudice and hatred. Those didates when they come to Xavier to speak. Xa11kr N~1111in 1re not nircea.. rily · ...... thoae or the 1tudent body, faculty, or undergraduate liberal arts education is learn­ statements· deem. that homophobia is wrong, Speaking about "promoting homosexuality" is a adminiatralion of Xavier. Slalementl and opinion• o( colu..:iniata do nol nec­ ing to understand one's own experience and and in religious terms, evil. What the Church rather misgtiided statement, based on the as­ e.. •rily reOect 1hoee of 1he . edi1or1 ·the experience of others. And what does the teaches is very clear: Respect the human being. sumption that sexual orientation is a free choice. or 1eneral a1arr. Sub1

:%.... ':":" Amaru's handling Xavier's family business BY TE'TRO AMARU ~ .. Tm: XAVlER NEWSWIRE \._-~

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Anyway, what's up-what's up and peace to all the freshman kidz who made it this far. After about three weeks of classes, for those of you who have gone to class, I'm sure you see that Xavier has a lot to offer everyone. And for the cool kidz like myself who napped through classes, obviously the sleeping areas nities, experiences and much more Xavier had to offer, But to put it simple and plain, if any one of us has a are satisfactory. Seriously, though, whether it be in let alone think of the people here as _a family. problem, then we all do. And as a family, we need to · any of the vafious activities, organizations or clubs , Furthermore, I had to take the mandatory E come together and find solutions. In the coming weeks, Xavier has proven and continues to prove that it's Pluribus Unum, a cultural diversity course geared to I'll try to bring up these topics and help spark a more than worth it. eliminate ignorance and bring people together from all change. I'm not here to be some evil-doer, hut in this I've been at Xavier for three years, but it wasn't kinds of backgrounds: Race, religion, color, creed, family we're going to handle our business. · until last year that I felt like I was apart of the Xavier whatever. It didn't matter. The more different, the If this is your first year here, whether you are Family. I attribute this to the "Hit Squad" (Xavier's better, because it was and hopefully still is a class of a freshman or a transfer student, try to grasp the Boxing Team). Of course I had my hoyz, and we're understanding and appreciation of everyone's differ­ Xavier experience and take in all it has to offer - the closer than close and there whenever and forever for ences, which I thought was cool. good and the had. From me to you, "Welcome to the one another, without playing in each other's crap. But My most memorable experience was when Jen, who I family." It already has proven to be a year to remem­ it felt different to know that someone who you hardly consider a good friend and who's part ofthe family, ber, considering your local uprisings and rumors of a knew could knowingly and unknowingly give support told me that she grew up in a town that dido 't have any security officer getting shot. Cool points for the bad and actually care for you. I dido 't attend Manresa as a black people in it. I remember thinking she would do guys. I guess this sort of lets you know how close to freshmen, because I dido 't know anyone and I am shy. better talking with a more cultivated brother, 'cause home reality hits. But as I ventured to the cafeteria day after day and my stuff would blow her mind. But that's what makes Remember, while you're going to the many parties to night after night to see how much punishment my Xavier what it is. It not only provides the education drink until you can't tell whether you've urinated, it stomach could take - just joking, Don- I saw all the and serves as a resume buffer, but it prepares you for took a lot of hard work to get here, whether because of Manresa leaders with their groups, smiling and appear­ the real world. We are the future, and hopefully when your grades or Ma Dukes giving favors to the fathers. ing to be having much fun. I remember thinking to we all have left Xavier, after acquiring understanding Either way, make use of the opportunities, time and myself, "Damn ... they must get paid a lot!" Being a and appreciation of everyone's differences, the future mad cash spent for you to attend Xavier and receive an freshmen away from family, friends and my girl at the won't be like the "Jetsons." education and memorable experiences. Peace, and time, and being taken away from the world as I knew it Not to say that Xavier doesn't have its problems or remember it's "All in the Family". and thrown into Xavier, I couldn't see all the opportu- to depict it as some marvelous utopia, because it's not. Collecting more than tokens at Shantytown

BY Scorr HALE If it sounds like. I am downing week as I watched my Wolverines spank frustrate the active into giving up. Shantytown, then either you have misun­ the Irish without three of our top six play- So is there anything more to your col­ THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE derstood me or I haven't made my.point ers. So I can't just name call; I have to lege years than a 40 and a hlunt (beer and The other night I was walking from the clear. I support the idea, the organizers check myself too. marijuana)? Are these just four years of theater to the New Hall, when I saw some and all of the people who stayed the night But our generation is the remote con- trfmg to lose the weight you put on fresh­ friends sitting outside of Brockman. So of out there. My beef is that I think it is trol generation.· No one reads; we just man year? Orarethesetheyearswhenyou course I stopped to say, "What's up?" and somewhat of a token effort. I realized its watchthemovie. Wedon'tmowthelawn; leavehomeandgrowup? Orcommuteand on came the conversation. purpose is to bring about awareness of wepaysomebodytocutitforus. Orwejust make new friendships you'll cherish for­ F°ll'st it was typical trash talk, until I poverty in our country (and in some cases play Bill Walsh '94 on Sega. My point is ever? Or maybe you can find time to brought up the topic of Shantytown. I said right off campus). B.ut what I want to see that many ofus are lazy~ whether by choice yoyage down to Vine street or visit other I dido 't see what me sleeping outside would is results. I want to see smiles replace or by the path society and technology has not-so-plush neighborhoods. Make you'll do for the homeless .. And like my man frowns. I want people with a meal instead set for us. Either way, it is the less fortu- escape this Atlantis-on-land we call Xavier Chuck said, "If Ilocked myself in my room of people with a beer, a cigarette and an natewhosufferthemost. Andaswemove and experience the community that's all day with no TV or radio, would I be outstretched hand. Of course, I like. to furtherandfurtherintoahigh-techworld, around you. Or maybe.you just have an identifying with or raising awareness .of dream, too. the uneducated keeps falling further and ideatoshare-youcanalwayscallstudent people in prison?,. But I think we, Xavier, can do·more. further behind. senator Damon Jones at X3205. So off went the discussion. And we all Thepoorneedmorethanjustourthoughts. All of this comes back to you, Xavier. I can't lie to you; I haven't stnaggled a agreed that Shantytown is a good event for ·We can do more than just sleep outside for Are we going to make fun of the people day in life. I take that back, but that-. an extremely worthy cause. But we won­ a night and pat ourselves on the back. And sleeping outside, or are we going to let it struggle.is another topic entirely. But I dered what has changed? I mean, how I underst8ndmanypeoplearedoingmore. serve as a reminder of what we take for haveneverhadtowonderwhenlwouldeat moved will people be as they walk to class And many people are organizing groups to ··granted· every day. There are countless again or if I would shower this week. And and see their friends or classmates "rough­ go to soup kitchens and donate clothes. If groups and activities on campus. But none hopefully I never will have to wonder. But ing it" in a cardboard bOx. Not to mention that's you, then I'm not talking to you. · of them mean a damn thing without your the key is, somewhere in what I call a busy they are td'teen yards away from the Biol­ · I'm talking to the apathetic member of involvement. They're just noble ideas schedule, hopefully I can see to it that ogy building that no doubt has thousands Generation X. The person who is all talk with no filling to make them whole. How someoneelseneverwilleither. l'veprom­ of dollars worth of equipment. andnoshow. ladmitthatlhavenotal.ways would you feel if you spent hours organiz- ised myself I will do my part. What about My question ia, whatdoea any of this do pulled my weight, so maybe I'm even talk• ing an event, and only six people showed . you -can you take a little sacrifice? Can for the guy who 1leep1 in the alley and is ing to myself. Hell, it would have taken up? Mad u hell, I'm sure. The majority you handle a little struggle? Or are you awnened by people kicking at him? gunpoint to get me way from the TV setlut almost always wins. Therefore, the lazy gonna be too hung over to get out of bed? THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14, 1994 - PAGE 7

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What does the women's soc­ Women's golf on right track cer team do in an attempt to Three years ago, Xavier University did not have a women's rebound from a season-open­ intercollegiate golf program. Today, the three-year old team coached ingloss? Simple, they host their by Ginger Fulton is not only competing against bigname schools but own tournament and go 2-0. winning. In the first annual Soccer Just this past weekend, XU shattered its best team score on the Village Women's Kickoff Clas­ waytoaconvincingwinin the Dayton Invitational. Their team score sic, the Musketeers were nearly of 337 was good enough to thrash their nearest competitor, Eastern flawless. Friday night, they did photo by Ramon Kentucky, by 15 strokes. Not a bad way to start off the season. away with rival Dayton, 4-1. XV Senior Jenny Tomhrogel flies past a Dayton defender /mt Barbi Harris was definitely the "Our team looks terrific this year," complimented Head Coach Friday at Corcoran Field. · Ginger Fulton. "We've got a lot of kids that worked really hard this star of this game, contributing summer to improve their games." two goals and two assists. sons for the two victories, but Florida for a weekend tour­ The team is led by junior co-captains April Drake and Stacy The team returned to the that is definitely not the case. nament at Florida Atlantic. Goecke who shot 81 and 83, respectively, to take second and field Sunday to dispose of "Our scoring is more distrib­ They will face the hosts on fourth place overall in the tournament. Wright State. Freshman goal­ uted and our miclfielders are Friday and do battle with Drake and Goecke should receive plenty of help throughout keeper Jennifer VonHandorf beginning to show a more bal­ Florida International on Sun­ the season from juniors Shannon Lundy and Jenny Urbanek. recorded her first collegiate anced attack," said XU head day. 0 Lundy's 81 tied Drake for second place overall while Urbanek's shutout with the 6~0 victory. coach Ron Quinn. It appears that the women's round of 92 was good enough for fourth on the team. Her efforts earned her Also filling the nets this soccer team has realized its The rest of the team is comprised of juniors Cara Henry and Jodi tournament Most Valuable weekend were Ayanna Love potential and come together Sunderman and. freshmen Julie Palmer and Melissa Kenny. Coach Goalkeeper honors. Harris, (two goals), Amanda Gruber as a te~m. If this continues, Fulton sees a lot of potential in her two rookies. who had two goals against the (two), Kelley Keller (one), and the Muskies will definitely kick ••Julie should make an impact right away," said Fulton. "She's Raiders, was voted Most Jodi Garrison (one). some tail in future contests. definitely a contender for the top five spots on the team." Valuable Forward for the Next on the women's sched­ Coach Quinn seems to This season should he quite exciting one for the talented youth­ Classic. ule is a trip to Lexington where agree. "Ifwe continue to play laden team. XU will play in the Ohio State and Michigan State It may appear that these two the Muskies will face Kentucky. as we did this weekend, it Invitationals as well as hosting their own tournament. The Muskies can be isolated as the sole rea- Following that, they head to should be an exciting year." will entertain the likes. of Dayton, Eastern Kentucky, Franklin College, and Bellarmine·College at the Hamilton Elks Country Club on September 30. aubmitted by Kipp Hanley MCC has new look: Symbolic of its new configuration and bright V-ball endures tough road swing future, the MCC has announced the implementation of a new conference logo. Designed t~ evoke a bold and stable image, the new· MCC mark will appear o.n all materials distributed by the confer­ BY STAN KANIECKI XU didn't have much time ville, we just didn't get our mo­ ence office and in appropriate applications by the member THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE to drown in their sorrows, as mentum hack up." institutions. they travelled to Toledo on Fri­ Head coach Floyd Deaton The logo was. created by Walt Hines of Executive Sports, Inc. in Starting off their season with day for the University of To­ had some different thoughts on Del Ray Beach, Florida. Hines, a former Northern Illinois Univer­ four victories and no losses at ledo tournament. Xavier went the weekend in Toledo, though. sity design professor who was instrumental in the development of the the Eastern Kentucky Labor up against four teams of much "lblamemyselfforthisone. Big 10 logo, worked in concert with the MCC staff to establish the Day VolleyballFest, the Xavier better caliber than the week­ I made some changes defen­ league's new symbol. Women's Volleyball team took end before: Chicago State, To­ sively aftertheLouisvillematch, The new logo replaces the angular conference markin 1985 when their untarnished record into ledo, Valparaiso, and Eastern but we had. no opportunity to the MCC established its first fulltime offices in Indian!fpolis. Louisville last Wednesday in Michigan. practice them. With the addition of six new members July 1, the MCC member­ hopes of continuing their flaw­ It would have seemed that " Now I know better than ship numbers 12 institutions for the 1994-95 academic year, includ­ less success. - Xavier bounced right back from that and I could see that the ing Butler University, Cleveland State University, University of However, things did not go the Louisville defeat as they con­ girls were a little uncomfort­ Detroit Mercy, University of Illinois at Chicago, LaSalle University, as well as the previous week­ quered Chicago State in th~ir able out on the court. Also, a Loyola University Chicago, Northern Illinois University, Univer­ end, as the Lady Spikers were · first match of the tournament. couple minor. injuries at key sity of Notre Dame, University of Wisconsin-Green Bay, University stunned by the Cardinals in However, their joyous cel­ points didn't help our cause of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Wright State University· and Xavier three straight games. ebration was short and sweet, either." University. Granted, Louisville is as they lost to their remaining "However, the girls are definitely a better team than three opponents. working hard and that's all I XU Harriers place tenth at Miami: The Xavier women's cross what Xavier faced last week­ Sophomore Susie Checkett canask. Webentalittle,hutwe country team placed tenth with a score of 285 at the Miami end, hut the Lady Musketeers gave the other teams their due didn'tbreak. We'regoingtohe Invitational, a 5,000-meter race run on the University's Western just couldn't. get it together. credit, but still thought that good. We need to be a little Campus. Sophomore Katie Andrews Xavier beat themselves. more emotional on the floor," Jllnior Melissa Pflum once again paced the Mtiskctecrs with a agreed. "Welostthefirstgame, "The teams were more said Deaton. · . time of20:17 to place 44th overall. Junior Sarah Wagner finished but we biew a 13-8 lead in the powerful and better Xavier will have this whole line with a time of21:06. second game. That really got defensively, but we still did not week to get fired up, as they The men'~ team had the week off, but hoth Xavier squads will us down. It's so hard to win playuptoourlevel. Wehaven't prepare for the Mountaineers be in Miamisburg, Ohio., Friday for the Wright State Invitational. three in a row, especially against played· against really tough of West Virginia on Friday, information suhmitled hy Sports Informution an opponent like Louisville." competition, and after Louis- Sept.16. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14' 1994 - P{\GE 8

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~ BY JASON BECK The Muskies' ball-control in the 80th minute and stood THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE style in the game kept the Zips back on defense for the win. backpedaling for much of the The Xavier attack once first half, setting up lOopening­ again reflected balance, with Fans can excuse coach Jack period shots while keeping the Schilton, Doug Tegge and Herman for not being down­ ball away from the Zips' ma­ Charlie Combs each contribut­ cast by two consecutive 2-1 de­ chine-like offense. ing three of the Musketeers' 16 feats of his Xavier men's soccer At the half, however, Akron shots. · team. clutched on to a 1-0 due to Only a str~ng Akron For Herman, it is easily Herman's main concern: the goaltendingeffort(lOsaves)and dismissableconsideringthatfor third penalty shot against the defensive trapping (drawing the second time in a week, his Musketeers in three games this eight offsides calls) kept the Musketeers more than held fall. hosts alive in a defensive battle. their own for 75-plus minutes After several first-half The Muskies now are in the against the class of Ohio's col­ chances, the Musketeers con­ midst of an eight~day break be­ legiate soccer programs. verted on an attack in the 60th fore an early MCC·showdown "It's always disappou'tting minute when junior fo~ard Sunday at Notre Dame. A vic­ because we're playing well Maurice Schilton struck a well­ tory at South Bend two years now," he said. "We had quite placed cross from Bryan ago propelled the squad to a a few breakaways that we could Reinhart into the corner of the regular season conference title. have stuffed in, but we didn't. goal. In fact, XU has given ND fits Friday's game at Akron The Musketeers were sud­ the past three years. closely resembled their last denly tied again with a top­ "History tells us that we've match on Sept. 3 against Mi­ ran ked state program. played well with them," ami; However, Akron found the net Herman said. Muskies tee it up with style

BY KIPP HANLEY Xavier was led by sophomore "Jon really handled the pres­ THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE J. T, Croy's round of 68 while sure well," said Steiner of his freshmen Matt Servies and senior's clutch performance on XU Golf Coach Doug Steiner Chad Seilheimer shot rounds of the final hole of the day. called the qualifying this past 72 and 73, respectively. This weekend the Muskies week a "a real battle." It was "J.T. is just playing super will face stiff competition in the obvious from Friday's result at golf," said Coach Steiner." I'm Western Kentucky Invita­ the Dayton Invitational that also very happy with how our tional. XU will need several big . Steiner's troops were ready to freshmen are playing this sea­ performances out of its players take on the field. son." if they hope to defeat the likes of The Musketeers shot a 288 However, the· key perfor­ Louisville, Kentucky and sev­ overall for the tournament mance of the day came frQm eral Big Ten schools championship. senior co-captain Jon Sweeten. "I definitely think we are Xavier's one day totals were · Despiteheingslightlyoffallday, good enough to win," said good enough to edge out cross~ Sweeten (75) preserved the one Steiner. "However, we need to town rival Cincinnati (289) and stroke victory over the Bearcats play our best and have a little Northern' Kentucky University by two-putting from 35 feet on bit of luck on our side in order (290). the 18th hole. to win it."

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0 1994 Microsoft Corporation. All righls reserved. MicfOIOft® I• a rcgisleml.lndemark or MicfOIOft Corponlion. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14. 1994 - PAGE 10 ~~~~~~~m-.~&. ,, :-: ...... ~ -~'*''~.. .. ':ffi"'('"'=--~ .. • =-=~--:::'§': .. »-'""=--':-~"*" ~.. w-_ .. ~ ..» .. ,-.·::::..,.,...... »*~'"»-~~·-!':''.. ~· .... ~ ...... , ...... · .. :-x··,...... m D !VERSIONS Tile legend of Ramon continues. Sugar R~on-vs. the pig File Under: Easy Listen.ing Ramon DeJesus, our valiant and fearless photographer, was on ROBERT W. GIBBONS leave from service yesterday. During his MT (that's mall time to all THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE you civilians) he spotted a dangerous assailant to this university. Yes, the feared Vietnemese Pot-Belly Pig was threatening the very The exhilarating, full throttle recordings of "Panama City Hotel" borrows its intro from from soil on which we learn. . 's original power trio, Husker Du, ~ "Come Around." Mould is hating the road Thank God for us. Thank God for the legend of Ramon. have already earned him the respect and loyalt}r trip and its unfriendly surroundings, all the while With a swiftness most commonly found in cheetahs, Ramon of punk rockers worldwide. Since the Husker Du "searching for something familiar." swooped down over the unsuspecting pig with forceful determina­ falling out in December of 1987, Mould has been "Can't Help You Anymore" is sister to "Don't tion. With roars from Campus Ministry going largely unnoticed, striving to successfully blend his fer~cious, high Want to Know if You are Lonely" of the Husker Du Ramon continued to work his magic. decibel brand of guitar rock with more melodic recording Candy Appk Grey. Mould wants her out of H pigs could fly Ramon would have soared above himself to less threatening flavor of music. his life, but she continues to let it linger. "I can't help secure our safety. "Safety First!" is his motto. He never runs with After a two- excursion from you anymore/ You can't hurt me anymore," Mould scissors, he waits 30 minutes after eating before going swimming, "bandhood," Mould assembled the threesome sings with defiances as he assumes control of their and he always keeps a bath mat handy. Armed with nothing more known as Sugar. Sugar's first full length LP, relationship. than his e:xpereinced hands, Ramon captured the threat. Copper Blue, marked the golden inception of "Believe What You're Saying" is to File lJnder;· Xavier ...free from danger. Mould's newest musical revolution. Virtually Easy Listenirw as "If I Can't Change Your Mind With shrieks resoun~g from the mall, the scene was seen. every track contained within Copper Bluewas an Than No One will" was to Copper Blue. Expect to Ramon and the pig enrapped in a furious struggle to survive. The instant hit; sensational pop song writing soldered hearit on the radio soon. PaUI Westerberg and Mat­ eyes of Xavier now turn to see what the outcome might be. Could the with adrenalin powered guitars. thew Sweet will no doubt he jealous over the pop-pep feared midgit pig stage a marvelous comeback or will Ramon snuff Beaster, the mini album, successor to Copper . that this jangly number muster~. out the mighty sow? Blue, was a hectic ensemble of booming percus­ The ultimate tune, "Explode and Make Up," is the Normally, in any other circumstance, I would make you wait sion, fuzzy guitars, and talk-shout vocals; A most empassioned and powerful song that FlJEl has until next weekto fmsih this captivating story. But seeing that this. thunderous collaboration of pop, punk, and to offer. Mould is burning inside, hut cannot com­ is the legend of Ramon, and we do not need your support to survive, ·metal. pletely release the one that he loved, the one that left I will fmish the event now. The new f ull-Iength disc entitled File lJnder: him behind. "Heart holds his mouth to words/ Said Through efforts which are not to be disclosed, the pig was Easy Listening is as brilliant and aesthetically it's gone beyond the line this time/ I hate you!" he whisked away from the death grip of Ramon. The legend does not satisfying as Copper Blue was, if not more so-­ cries out with a hitter fury and blood shot eyes, hut end here. It is said that all who witnessed this event, this spectacle, and that really says a lot! It's jangly and poppy I'll "explode and make up." The potent effect of stood in awe and wondered at the legend of Ramon. Dead silence fell and straight forward from start to finish. Mould's fading, echoing voice completes the song and over the mall. The legend of Ramon spoke louder than words •.• "Gift" is the opener, and it gets things off to a . the album. The perception becomes that of either a -Written through inspiration by John McHak heavy, Husker Du-ish beginning. Lyrics are al­ reaccupying nightmare or of a lone man moving most an afterthought on this one. It really rocks .one--walking away. hard and sets the tone for all that follows. File lJnder: Easy listening is an instant classic. "Your Favorite Thing" is catchy and optimis­ No collection is complete without it; To comprehend tic. As the fust single off FlJEL it is definitely a what lies behind the physical aspects of any person, pleaser. "Gee Angel" soars into pop .heaven. one must walk a mile in their shoes. You'll catch yourself chanting the chorus along Bob Mould's pain and depression, hopes and . with Sugar, "There's nothing in this world that fears, passions and dreams will become your own I'd rather do/ Than buy a set of wings and fly once you step into File lJnJer: Etuy LUteflinK. away with you/ Gee Angel, Gee Angel." Visit The Colored Museum CARMEN QUJSHPE including: Te'troAmaru, Sherwin Anderson, Felisha THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE Coady, Cynthia Cooper, Reva Henderson, Damon Jones, Brian McCrary, Lynn Mitchel, Zina Nimech, This year the Xavier Players open their spec- Andre Smith, Shauna Starks, Anneliese Thompson, taculartheaterseasonwithapowerfulplaycalled, Sharon Young; and Dawn Yates. The Colored Museum by George C .. Wolfe. The "The Colored Museum" runs September 29 play is a witty satire showing the cultural legacy through October 2 with 8 p.m. performances. This is of African-Americans. The audience will be cap- the first all African-American play produced at · tivatedbyscenessuchas"TheLastMama~on-the Xavier. The Kamissi Dancers will open the produc­ Couch Play," and "Aunt Ethels Down Home tiononThursday,Friday,andSunday. On Saturday Cookin' Show." All the exhihit.s tell humorous join us for a special reception featuring the jazz of stories, but we soon realize that the characters Xavier's own.Jesse Wai,'llcr! within each, possess a deep and dark truth. Tickets are $7 for.general admission, or $3 for photo by John Mcllale Cathy Khulman is the director with Assistant students and childr.en. Xavier students may pur­ Tire legend caught striking a pose during club day. Directors Scott Hale and Julie Hagerty. "The chase in advance for $2! For more information, Colored Museum" consists of a talented cast ·contact Cathy Khulman at x3578 or x3205. ~~~~1~~~~W~'1'$:m?~w.~~w-~wxmw.~~=rtx.§?.x~w::mmr..:;:::i$W-»i*=::m~w..r-:-r::t:$%:r::~$.-.;::~-:::r:r~~m::t:#~;;::w~~~~~mff'fA~r:~~==;.=r~.. wt::r~wm-f"x-::::::r::::-.:t~w.-:m.:m::f.r::::::i-::.gw...:~~::::-::r:::~;:;:~~;:?~:;::~::;:::1:::J-~~~::::~~:»~;;:;:;:::~m-t::r$.:::=;r:£4:fw..f'~::r~£~~lf"~m::t~ THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 14. 1994 - PAGE 11 ::- .. ~ .. ..~ "" ~~:::: .::::...... ~ ~m , :::::::: ....""'.* ..... ,~~ ~.... ~...... ,.. the rap review of The Chamber: a good read lbcu SCIIINDLER the week: THE: XAVIER NEWSWIRE there was some suspense in that you really were never sure if Cayhall was going to get John Grisham's latesthook, TlwCluun­ a stay (a grant that allows the prisoner to The Beahtuts her, is another winner. It seems like remain in prison and essentially pushes Grisham' s recipe for success is infallible as back the execution date). In general, the he hasn't written a had book yet. The hook was fairly predictable, which isn't SOREN BAKER Chlzmherclosely resembles his first book, necessarily bad in a hook like this, and THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE A Tiine to Kill, in that there isn't much which doesn't take that much away from suspense as there is more character devel­ it. Music Without A Social Message: Yes, dimension. In fact, "Straight Jacket" fea­ opment. You do not need a detective or a linguis­ It Still Can Have Some Thump. tures a sample that seemingly comes from The lot of the story takes place at tic interpreter to figure out the author's After constructing tracks for the likes of an old Grade B Sci-fi movie. Fashion, Parchman Prison in Mississippi, better position on the death penalty. Grisham Kid 'N Play, Fat Joe, Nature By Nature, JuJu, and Psycho Les take full opportu­ knoWn as Death Row. Sam Cayhall is an furnishes several rather descriptive ex­ lce-T, and Kurious to name a few, The nity to rap on the track about whatever ex-Ku Klux Klansman convicted in the amples ofwhat happens to a person during Beatnuts decided that it was time to head comes to mind. They make a claim that bombing deaths of a Jewish attorney and the process of an execution. I really felt into the studio and go for self. What fol­ "bass lines, they have you hooked, now his two six year old sons in 1968. Cayhall that all of these examples were somewhat lowed was the lnto#cated Demons EP. It you want the fix." I mu'st confess that at initiBny hung two juries, this is the deep unnecessary in a hook as light, and as easy was full of slamming tracks despite being least in my case they have succeeded. south mind you, and was all but acquitted reading as this. Grisham would do best if abou.t twenty-five minutes long. "Fried Chicken" utilizes a tight sample until 1982, when some new evidence came he woulfl simply tell the story and forget Now the Nuts have returned with their of a staticy record, which could be annoy­ to light. He was tried and convicted and about trying to make a profound differ­ self-titled debut full-length album. While ing, but it is assembled in such a way that sent to the Gas Chamber, hence the name. ence on the reader's life. "Props Over Here'' was the first single, you can do nothing ·but nod your head. It is now 1990 and about a month away Despite Grisham's virtually non-exist­ The Beatnuts felt that that song did not Even though the title has nothing to do with from his execution when the person who ing writing form, the book was a pretty represent what they were about. The beat the song, it does not matter, for it is finger shows up to defend him is his own grand­ good read. It is definitely the type of book was rather plain and the chorus was"easily licking good. son, Adam Hall. The rest of the story deals that you could sit down and finish in a acceptable to the radio. If you are looking for production at its with the Cayhall family and its deep, dis­ couple of days, or even in a couple of hours The rest of the album relies on fantastic finest, without the keyboards and funk of turbed past, and the last minute petition­ ifyou' re that ambitious or a fast reader. In compostions of sound with noises fading in Dr. Dre or Warren G, be sure to go and ing of Adam Hall. general I would say that the book was and out, scr~eching, and pulling at your pick up The Beatnuts. ~ou will not r~gret This book differed from the others in p_retty entertaining and I .would recom­ e~rs, almost transporting you· to another it. that it lacked suspense. 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