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Vol. VII No; IX YOU WANT STEADY NERVES when you're flying Uncle Sam's bombers across the ocean

GERMANS OR lAPS, storms or ice ... you've got to be ready for anything when you're flying the big bombers across the ocean to the battle· front. You bet you want steady nerves. These two veterans above are Camel smokers. (Names censored by Bomber Ferry Command.) The captain (nearest camera), a Tennessean, says: "I smoke a lot in this job. I stick to Camels. There's less nicotine in the smoke. And Camels taste great!"

STEADY SMOKERS STICK TO CA ELS There's LESS NICOTINE in the smoke

The smoke of slower·burning Camels contai ns 28% less nicotine than the average of the 4 other largest selling brands tested-less than any of them-accord ing to independent scientific tests of the smoke itself!

IN MY NEW WITH THESE MEN WHO FLY BOMBERS, it's Camels a ll the DEFENSE JOB, lESS time. The co-pilot of this crew (nam e censored), (second from NICOTINE IN THE left, above) says: " I found Camels a milder, better smoke for SMOKE IS IMPORTANT me in every way. And that grand flavor never wears out its wel TO ME. I STICK come." Yes, in times like these when there's added tensio n and strain for everyone, steady smokers stick to Camels-the ciga rette with less nicotine in the smoke.

The favorite cigarette with men in the Army, the Navy, the Marines, and the Coast Guard is Camel. (Based on actual sales records in Post Exchanges, Sales Commissaries, Ship's Service Stores, Ship's Stores, and Canteens.) - BUWKY- Page One

Since I first came to college I've wondered how it was going to BUWKY BITS feel to graduate. What it would By A. B. be like walking across that stage to be handed a piece of paper. Think of it-four years of hard Doleful bells ring out in dreary jungles and he saw a m~mber of work for a piece of paper. Does- tones these days heralding the the opposing forces coming toward . n't seem like much in the way of approach of the end of the school him. Quickly he raised his broom recompense, does it? And yet that year proper. And for a lot of the stick for the kill and let out with diploma signifies one of the great men it means the end of school a loud "bang." No response, the est things a person can have-a regardless of whether they a~e enemy kept walking toward him. liberal education. An education graduating or not. Yes-June wIll He raised it again and said "bang which has given him the tools see our male students rushing off bang." Still no response. The with which to wrest a living from in every direction to join the enemy walked inexorably in his the world. Here's hoping every army, the air corps o,r the nav.y direction. The fellow w as get senior this J une can look back or the marines. They re on theIr ting a little desperate by now on those four years and say it way and it will probably be a and the other soldier was almost was worth it. good while until they come back on top of him so he took a long Well-Until the summer issue We may as well face the cold, hard chance and said "swish," but the of BUWKY, I guess I better say, facts. Some of these boys will soldier did not fall. --'Bye. lose their lives in foreign fields "Listen fellow," said our hero, and many a face that has been "you've been shot with a rifle, Love familiar around the Bowling machine-gunned alnd bayoneJ£ed~ At three years of age we love Green campuses will be seen no Now fall down and play dead." our mothers; at six, OUr fathers; more. So here's a toast to the At that outburst his enemy drew at ten, holidays; at sixteen, boys who are going to war-Give up to his full height and retort clothes; at twenty, our sweet 'em hell and show them the metal ed, "Didn't you hear me say hearts; at twenty-five our wives; that American college men are "chug-chug? I'm a tank" at forty, our children; at sixty, made of. ourselves. And then there was the one It was interesting to see all the about the rich man's son who was A man was walking along the students tripping gaily down Col worth his weight in rubber. tracks of a railroad, seemingly in lege street to get their sugar ra search of something or someone. tion cards. It's funny how the P . S. I'm trying to "stretch" "What are you looking for?" in war gets a lot closer to you after this column out. (Get it?) quired a curious bystander. you've stood in line for an hour This remark suggested by Walter "The president of this line," was or so. And now that I've got the the answer. darn things I don't know what to R oper. do with them. "But you'll not find him here." "Maybe not, but I'm on his The month of May is always a track" big one socially in Bowling Green, what with spring formals, wiener B U W K Y I wish I were a kangaroo roasts and picnics. And what the VOL. 7, No. 9 Whole No. LXII Despite his funny stances; war has taken away the spirit of I'd have a place to put the junk the students has brought back a My girl brings to the dances. hundred-fold. Sheriff: "Sorry, young lady, but Congratulations to all the boys there ain't no swimmin' allowed on the hill who have qualified for in this lake." officers' commissions in June on Co-ed: "But why didn't you tell the strength of their R. O. T. C. me before I undressed?" training. They've worked hard Sheriff: "Wall, there ain't no for four years and they rate the TOM C. VENABLE law agin' undressin'." break Good luck fellows. Managing Editor Pat and Mike were detailed for I heard this one on a fellow • • • scout duty overseas. The com from Bowling Green who was The Buwky is published each month manding officer ordered them to with the army down in Louisiana (ten times) during the college year ex conceal themselves in a cow's hide some time ago on maneuvers. cept July and August, in the interest of and pretend to graze over toward I t seems they were short of the students of the Bowling Green the German trenches. Pat was giv rifles that day and they gave (B)usiness (U)niversity and (W)estern en the front legs and Mike the him a broom stick instead. He (K)entuck(y) state Teachers College, hind legs. was instructed to say "bang" if Bowling Green, Kentucky. Editorial and All went well until P at received he wanted to use the broomstick advertising offices, 1023 College Street, a prod from his buddy. "Come on, as a rifle; "bang-bang" for a ma BOwling Green, Kentucky. All business let's get out of here," hissed Mike. chine gun and "swish" for a bay communications and manuscripts, draw "What's the matter?" queried onet. ings, items, etc., should be sent to this Pat. address. Well-late that morning he was "Matter?" snorted Mike. "Here creeping through those Louisiana Foreign subscriptions one dollar per year. comes a German with a milk pail." Page Two - BUWKY-

Abe Cohen, lying on his death An old darky approached the W ot: "What's the idea of having bed, stretched out his hand and minister cautiously and very the bar taken out of your house?" . with his dying breath whispered lightly tapped his shoulder. Sot: "Do you remember the lit to his wife: "Parson, suh," he said, "Ah tle man who wasn't there? Well, "My children! Ikey, is you wants you all to pray foh me. Ah's last night he brought a friend." here?" ip a bad way, suh." "Yes, fadder," said the child. "An inmate just escaped from "J akie!" "Well, Rastus, what's wrong an asylum. He was tall and thin "Here, fadder." with you?" and weighed 250 pounds." And so the father named his "Suh, ah's got a floatin' kidney, ' ~ Tall and thin, and weighed 250 children, and all ' were present Ah has, suh." pounds?" when he named his last. "And my first born, Mikey, iss "But, Rastus," replied the min "I told you he was crazy." you here too?" ister, "I can't pray for physical "Here, fadder," said the dutiful things like that; I only pray for Hiram: "May I have the lantern son. spiritual things." to go see my girl tonight?" "Oh, Jerusalem be saved!" cried "You all can't pray for a floatin' Farmer: "Why I didn't carry a the patriarch as he jumped from kidney? Then how come you all lantern when I went courting." the bed. "Who is running the bis praying last Sunday for the loose Hiram: "Yes, and look what you ness?" livers?" got!"

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"Beg your pardon-thought you were my wife!" " That hc reall y needs is an old-fashioned girl like me -BUWKY- Page Three

A Boy's Story of Sea Power . . and how it grew By Paul S. Deems FOUL PIPE NE'ER From the earliest times, ma!l of the Boat. Sea Power was to has been bewildered. and fascI- come later. WON FAIR MAID ated by the sea. GIve a man The boat as we know it today - but Dan's out of the :ater in small quantities and he was conceived somewhere in the dog home now! can take it; lead hIm up to an eastern end of the Mediterranean ocean and he will simply stare at Ocean, near Sid down and Tyred. it, baffled. Intel.ligent men ha:re, Making dugouts was a long, ex from time to hme, become In asperating pro.cess, and every time censed at the sight of so much you got in you soiled your trous useless water, and .have. att~mpted ers with charcoal. Besides, a dug to harness it. TheIr mlghhest ef out was a small and unreliable forts have been to no avail---:the craft, absolutely useless for spoon oceans continue to undulate sIck ing. Or so Boaz found. The third eningly, producing nothing bet time he lost his fiancee overboard, ter than fish and kelp. Econom·· she gave him back his ring, and ically speaking, then, the ocean said that her father was right: is a total failure. Boaz was an idle dreamer, and Historically, the ocean has been would never amount to shucks. "TAKE YOUR RING and go away! more successful. I t has furnished E03 Z was hurt, but he was also You're fini shed with college, but a path of glory for the adventurer addicted to boati.ng. Being a car I'm finished with men who smoke as well as the soldier, who has penter by trade, it wasn't long smelly pipes ! My heart says yes, sailed over its dizzy surface to until he had built a boat that was but my nosesaysphew!Good-bye!" fame and conquest. With the the wonder of that part of the growth of nations and their de coast. Instead of using just one sire to enrich themselves by trade log, he had built a hollow ·boat with other more gullible nations, out of planks, 13 cubits high and came the need for protection. This five ells wide. Finding that it protection is called Sea Power, was too large to paddle, he sat and consists in the main of ships down and invented the sail. This equipped to fight, and manned by took him two and a half years men called sailors who have girls longer, and firmly convinced that in every port. he was a crack-pot, his fiancee The first boat was the result of Hedda married an Egyptian who an accident. Early man, though was in the country to collect taxes. h ardy in most respects, was very Boaz gave them the boat for a timid about water. Until the in wedding present and threw him vention of wine, he drank noth SO DAN REFORMED. He self down the nearest well. He, switched to Sir Walter, the mild ing else, but it took a mighty fas too, was drowned; this was very blend offragrant burleys. His girl tidious CroMagnon to wash in it. unfortunate, because h e had made took one snifL.smi led ...snugg led. Now, one fine morning, a Cro the first Ship and didn't knqw it. Try it for moonlight and noses. Magnon by the name of Spill was Thutmoses the Third, then King washing in a tributary of what is of Egypt, heard about the boat now known as the Euphrates. and bought it. No Sea Power yet. Startled by the sound of some The Phoenicians heard about it girls who were tying knots in his too, and built several of their own. clothes, he slipped and fell in. Not knowing how to operate the Just by luck his arm struck a sails, the first good wind took floating log, at which he grabbed them many, many miles down the desper ately. To his amazement coast, where they shrewdly sold he discovered that he remained the ballast to the natives as a cure afloat as long as he held on to the for peri toni tis, arthri tis, ligni tis, log, for when he turned it loose and neuritis. They left the ships, he went down three times in and came home on foot, but they rapid succession and was drowned. were quite wealthy, even so. This was unfortunate. After · a while they learned to Less than a thousand years af wait till the wind had changed, ter the death of Spill, his descend and then they could sail both ants had learned how to build a ways. They became even wealth fairly respectable dug-out by la ier, while the Egyptians growled boriously burning out the inside and grumbled. Finally the Egyp of a tree. With careful balancing, tians, out of sheer spite, tried to one could voyage dryly over the sink one of the Phoenician vessels widest river, provided there was by throwing rocks at it. The a sufficient reason for attempting Tune in UNCLE WALTER'S DOG HOUSE Phoenicians retaliated by acci Every lJ?edl1esdllY l1ight- NBC Red Network such a fool-hardy thing in the first dentally ramming and sinking one place. This was the beginning (Continued on Page Four) Page Four -BUWKY-

A Boy's Story of Sea Power New Laguna, Raton, Pohasset wanted upstaris for some task, (Continued from Page Three) Junction). Destroyers - famous the boatswain "pipes" all hands of the Egyptian ships in an effort men (Two-gun Crowley, Boss on deck. If a tar is angry, instead to get out of the harbor. The Tweed, Jack the Ripper, Lon of saying "dammit!" he oaths next time they did it on purpose Chaney, etc.). Submarines-names "Well, I'll be keel-hauled!" Time -they had discovered the use of of fish (Shark, J ellyfish, Blowfish, is reckoned in bells, and all clocks Sea P ower. Many Egyptians and Flounder, Lungfish, etc.). Car are called "chronometers" (Gr. Phoenicians were drowned. riers-(Savages Station, Mechanics chrono-time, meter-measuring de The use and application of Sea ville, First Bull Run, etc.), etc. A vice for). All non-tars are "land Power has remained essentially good first class Battleship may lubbers," and the ocean is affec the same. The invention of the cost as much as $30,000,000, less tionately known as "the bounding tea-kettle by James Watt made conning tower and scuppers. It main." Scrubbing the deck is sailing vessels unpopular, just as is interesting to note that Battle called "holy-stoning," and the armor-plate made wooden ships ships are no longer built with a kitchen chimney is called "Charles out-of-date a few years later. But mizzen mast, since the main mast Noble." There have been some aside from these unimportant ex has been moved back to take its very famous sailors in history: ternal changes, Sea Power is the place. J onah, Long John Silver, Jutland, same, and every country with a Most of the United States Sea Captain Fury, Captain Bligh, 'Leaf coast-line either has Sea Power Power is painted Battleship gray, Erickson-scores of them. or wishes that it had some, . and and is full of quaint traditions. The news reels are very fond of countries without any coastline The Captain, or Admiral, is al Sea Power, and take many pic try to get one so they can hav~ ways called "Skipper" by the men, tures of it. The officers are all Sea P ower too. and the men themselves are usual trained at a school near Annapolis, The United States has Sea ly called "Tars," "J olly Tars," or in Maryland. The school mascot Power, consisting of Battleships, "J ack." When all the men are is a goat named Bill. Heavy Cruisers (plain and fancy), Light Cruisers, Heavy Destroyers, Light Destroyers, Heavy Sub marines, Light Submarines, Air GRADUATION PHOTOGRAPHS plane Carriers, Tenders, Colliers, Mother Ships and Miscellaneous Are Better At QUINN'S Ships. They are named as fol lows: Battleships-names of states Keep school-day memories olive .... Exchange photo (Virginia, West Virginia, North graphs with your friends. Make yours a .. . . . CaroHna, South Carolina, etc.). II Cruisers (Heavy)-cities of more "Portrait With AppeaJ from than a million population (New York, Brooklyn, Bronx, Phila delphia, etc.). Cruisers (Light) QUINN PHOTO SERVICE cities of less than a million popu PHONE 2041 1019 Y2 STATE STREET lation (Texarkana, Canon City, .. I ~\o , ~~, -0 .. \ I •• - \ I I

"Hello, Washington? I'd like to speak to the co-ordinator of ":;;orry, sir, but t he archery· demonstrator is matrimony!" ' beam today." -BUWKY- Page Five

Glossary of Nautical Terms IF IT'S SA TURDA Y "Is that hound a bird dog?" Affidavit-a support for life If you are caught in hot water, "Sure. Come here, Rover, and be nonchalant; take a bath. give the lady the bird." b oats. . Bulkhead-a dumb saIlor. Binnacle-acme, the very top. The man walked into a restau Furl-v. t., to baffle, to thwart; rant ornate in its futuristic deco as "Curses, furled again." rations. He was ushered to a table Dresses 4.99 Galley-the heart of the ship. and ordered a glass of water. The 3.99 Grog tot-the mi?shipman who waiter brought the water, which brings the rum ratIon. the man swallowed with one gulp, 3.00 Grommet-a kind of gull. and asked for another. Slack Sets 4.99 Keel-v. t., to take life, to slay While the waiter was away the 3.99 wantonly. man took out a small package of Log-any small projection. sandwiches and spread them on 2.99 Lubbers Line-what the sailor's the table. No sooner was this done girl goes for when the Fleet is out. than a severe looking individual Slacks 2.99 Rudder-be right than President. came to the table and said: 1.99 Scupper-the Captain. "I beg your pardon, sir, but this 1.99 Winch-sailor's sweetheart. isn't- Yaw-to stretch the lower jaw. "Who are you?" interrupted the Slips 1.19 -The Pointer. man. Play-Suits 3.99 A flea and a fly in a flue "I am the manager," was the 2.99 Were imprisoned, but what could impressive reply. they do? "Good," said the man. "I was 1.99 Let's flee said the fly, just going to send for you. Why Use Our Lay-away Plan Let's fly said the flea, isn't the orchestra playing?" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. If it's funny enough to tell, it's Thrifty Dress been told; if it hasn't been told, "Why do the most important it's too clean; and if it's dirty enough to interest a frosh, the Shop men on the campus always get the 915 College Street prettiest girls?" editor gets kicked out of school. "Why you conceited thing."

BAD INSTRUCTIONS G-Man: "He got away, did he? Didn't you guard the exits?" Constable: "Yep. He must have gone out one of the eritrances."

"Yeah, I bought a bear cub for a pet, but he turned out to be cross-eyed." "What do you call him?" .PO.Ttl "I call him Gladly, like that bear in the hymn." STRAWS os • feofured In Collier's "Gladly? Which h ymn is that We've captured the spirit of in?" the tropics. Interchangeable "You know, Gladly, my cross "pug" bands ••• colorful ••• and 95 TO eyed bear." gay! $1 $5 There's the fellow I'm laying for," said the hen as the farmer Warren's Men's Store crossed the yard.

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EDITORIAL PLIGHT- The codfish lays a million eggs, Then there was the man who We cannot find, for love or The barnyard hen but one; invented a glass eight ball for peo money, The codfish doesn't cackle ple who like to look ahead. A joke that's clean and also is To show what she has done. funny. We scorn the modest codfish, If you are a brunette and want ------The cackling hen we prize, to be a blonde, sleep on the beach Father: "Your new brother just Proving that, beyond a doubt, for several nights. You're sure to arrived." It pays to advertise. get up with sandy hair. Modern Brat: "Where'd he come from?" I once had a classmate named Pledge: "Must I eat this egg?" Father: "Oh, from a far away Guesser, Active: "You're dern right." country." Whose know ledge lot lesser and Silence. Modern Brat: "Another alien." lesser. Pledge: "The beak, too?" It at last grew so small, Rastus and Liza were married He knew nothing at all- but a short time when he came And now he's a college professor. home with a big washtub, a wash FOUNTAIN PENS board and a handsome three-foot Lives there a man with a soul so mirror. dead Liza: "What's all de truck you Who never to himself has said, Sheet Music-Musical brung?" "To heck with studies., Rastus: "You-all kin take yo I'm going to bed!" Goods-School Supplies pick. Yo kin take de tub and wash board and go to work, or you kin He (on phone): "Hello, what are take de mirror and set down and . you doing?" watch yo'self starve." Feminine Voice: "Getting ready Home of "Dr. Potter's Famous for church." Pen Hospital Farmer: "Seems like I've been findin' an awful lot of dead crows He: "Sorry. Wrong number." in the fields lately." Second Farmer: "Yup, Pete Clay down the line made a scarecrow out of the duds his boy brought home from college . and the birds have been laughing themselves to DURBIN'S death." DEPARTMENT STORE 'Twas in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Juliet, 'Twas there he fell way into debt, QUALITY AT A SAVING For Romeo'd what Juliet.

"All I said was 'a guy just walked by with your blond.''' "He's a magician-he does it every time you say 'at ease' !" -BUWKY- Page Seven

slows down, relax, 'cause it's easy medals by Hal and Arletta May. Picking up the on the listenin'. Cool, deep, almost The tempo's easy for dancin' and lazy by a quiet stream. Beauti the riffs solid. An instrumental Pieces ful ballad. (Bluebird B-11526). send off and a sax solo provide By Hobson Sinclair a neat McIntyre double. (Victor Yes, only 30 per cent of the Jimmy Dorsey plays "FULL 27872). recor ds waxed last year may be MOON," with Bob Eberly turnin' waxed this year, (that's war). Yes, that super voice toward the mike. Bing Crosby (now on Decca used records will be salvaged to It rounds off with a full bodied IBM series) records with Mary make new records, (that's prac instrumental. Sparklin' use of a (Continued on Page Eight) tical), but the same bands will top song. Reversin' the couplin' play. Very few band members we find Dorsey dressin' up Ru have been drafted, or will be soon. binstein's "Romance." It's called Uncle Sam wants us to keep up "IF YOU ARE BUT A DREAM " our morale, (that's obvious). And, and it's Bob again on the voc;l. these records made from reclaimed The number promises to be an wax are the same quality as new other "Tonight We Love." (Decca records. The materials that are 4312). so drastically restricted can be salvaged and combined with new "THREE LITTLE SISTERS" is elements to produce the same fine a honey from the word go! There's quality records, (that's straight!) a vocal quartet quarteting in slightly terrific fashion on a lyric TASTY that features a killer-diller of a T. Dorsey makes way to the REFRESHME NTS head of the parade with another last line punch. Vaughn Monroe hit from "The Fleet's In," titled then turns ·to "BE BRAVE, BE ~ - "I'LL TAKE TALLULAH." It LOVED," which he touches ten kicks in with a conga beat, then derly in this romantic, beautiful Frank, the pipers, and band take ballad. (Bluebird B-11508). turns to praise Tallulah. Some temptin', tantalizin' horn tootin' Jack (that man' 0' the blues) fills out the 2 min. 38 sec. master Teagarden tells a tale of the fu piece. Reviewin' the reverse is ture called "A HUNDRED YEARS SMART SERVICE bread 'n' butter, 'cause it's Cy FROM TODAY." Then shadows Olover's "NOT SO QUIET deepen and alter their shape as PLEASE." Cy turns to the skins Teagar¢J.en plays " NOB 0 D Y for music, and the drums take a KNOWS THE TROUBLE I'VE beatin'. We've been waitin' for SEEN." Both vocals are taken by a good drum solo for quite a bit, J ack himself, and say! watch 'for and here it is at the peak. (Vic some slick trombone slidin' for tor 27869). neat breaks on both sides 0' said platter. (Decca 43.17). You people who thought "JER SEY BOUNCE" was written for Hal McIntire (the Cinderella instrumental use only, get a cheer band man) has groomed the Irvin ful earfull of these four qUeens, Berlin hit "I THREW A KISS IN the four King sisters, vocalizin' !HE OCEAN," for a real place WU~LIlzE~ it. It's their sort of beat, and their m the sun. . A silk plush arrange PHONOGRAPH MUSIC arrangement just can't be beat. ment showcases the beautiful mel THE As we round the half way mark, ody while P enny Parker under (I should 0' used that Derby Day) scores the lyric with emotional ap UNIVERSITY INN peal. The turntable twin is "Just Around the Corner from we see "HEAVENLY HIDE the B. U." AWAY" is in the lead. Tempo "DAISY MAY," a swing kid with

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P icking Up The Pieces Radio is stuff that I would have Recruiting Sergt.: "Well, mister, (Continued from Page Seven) a smaller automobile or none at are you brave in battle?" Martin "LILY OF LAGUNA." all if it weren't for. Joe: "Naw suh, I runs away John Scott Trotter is the orches Gasoline is stuff that if you from the enemy." tra and directs the record. Back don't use good in your car it R. S.: "Why man, that's a cow waxin' is what we've been waitin' won't run as well as if. ard's trick." for. "WAIT - TILL THE SUN Glue is what the flaps on en J oe: "Ah know suh, but there's SHINES, NELLIE." Mary and velopes would stick down better got to be somebody to pick up the Bing mix the sweet, hot, and the if you had good on. brave men after the battle." characteristic Crosby, 'Boo, boo, A desk is when you're tired boo,' for a swell platter. (Decca working you don't sit at. Go Home Looking 18278). Gas is stuff that if you turn it BY THE WAY . . . Artie Shaw on and don't light it the soft music Swell! enlisted in the navy as a first they play you don't hear. class seaman. Glenn Miller Look your best for the folks! bought half interest in the famous A colored preacher at the close night club, Castel Manana. Tommy of his sermon discovered one of WRIGHT'S BARBER Dorsey drove a truck until he his deacons asleep. He slyly said, SHOP found he couldn't drive and play "We will now have a few minutes the sliphorn, so he gave up the of prayer. Deacon Brown, will Come in and let us give you a truck. Abbott & Costello (R. C. you lead?" hair cut-you'll be pleased! A. artists) are now on a coast to On College, between 10th and the Deacon Brown sleepily replied, Square. Next door to Max B. P otter. coast tour to make $300,000 in "I just dealt." order to buy the government a bomber. This is probably the last article If you have a craving for good hamburgers, I will write, so I would like to thank each and every reader that why not get the best? has struggled through this little episode in my life with me. Re member this, an' I mean it. If THE MIDGET KITCHEN you have enjoyed readin' 'em, Between State and College on 11 th. think how much I've enjoyed writin' 'em. H. S. Short Order Specialist There is always a tie between father and son-and the son usual You'll be pleased with our food. ly wears it.

"Every time his girl friends writes him a letter he doesn't like, he starts going around in circles-so I gave him my "Once a week each member of the office force is bounced shoes to break in!" on this life net and the loose change invested in war stamps." A STERLING RE-CREATION o p

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In mine too say millions of satisfi ed smokers ... for a Milder and decidedly Better-Tasting cigarette, one that's Cooler-Smoking, you just naturally pick Chesterfield. And of COlU"se the big thing in Chesterfield that is giving everybody so much more smoking pleasure is its Right Combination of the world's best cigarette tobaccos ... for regardless of price there is no better cie;arette made today.

MAKE YOUR NEXT PACK CHESTERFIELDS •• • and enjoy 'em ~ ~a«iW