on the way to the WE UBYSSEY quorum VOL. XLVII, No. 63 VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, MARCH 19, 1965 CA 4-3916 SUB bonanza hinted Hey rube Meeting quorum cry fills met by a hair AMS President Roger McAfee revealed at Thursday's Armory general meeting he is completing a mystery deal to net By LORNE MALLIN $250 thousand for the construction of the student union The general meeting Thurs­ building. McAfee refused to reveal unit course in the previous day noon had all the color of a year's examinations and an three-ring circus. further details of the transac­ tion. over-all average 65 per cent A pep band, more than four "It might compromise the for less than 15 units. hundred engineers, a wooden negotiations if I said anything Engineering Undergraduate water tank and a cage led by more," he said later. president-elect Art Stevenson a small red convertible car McAfee made the disclosure proposed a sub-amendment to stormed the Armory. in his annual report to the tjjje revision that the required The steel cage contained General Meeting. academic averages of 60 and AMS co-ordinator of activities Thursday's general meeting 65 per cent be lowered to 55 Graeme Vance, treasurer Kyle of the Alma Mater Society at­ and 60 per cent. Mitchell, first vice-president tracted a bare 1,500 students, The amendment was defeat­ Bob Cruise and second vice- just enough to make the ten ed. president Byron Hender. per cent quorum. The perennial motion to give Amid cheers from the more An amendment to raise the frosh a non-voting seat on than 1,500 present the cage was required academic average of council with speaking privil­ hoisted onto the speaker's pod­ candidates for student offices eges only was defeated while ium and the blue-blazered in­ was passed. a non-voting council position habitants released. The motion set the necessary for a residence representative After members of the stu­ average to 60 per cent for a 15 was voted in. dent council removed the cage, redshirted engineers carried a wooden structure shrouded in canvas onto the podium. Honoraria go down Engineering Undergraduate Society vice-president Bob Sey­ Urging the acceptance of the sociated Women Students, the mour moved to the micro­ residence representative, AMS name of Law Undergraduate phone. first vice-president Bob Cruise students has become Law Stu­ said: "The residences should "We would like to present dents Association; and the have representation because this as a token of our esteem honorary vice-president's posi­ they have problems that other to Roger McAfee," Seymour tion has been abolished. students don't have—such as said. Most of the proposed re­ food and expenses of dorm LOVING CUP visions for By-law 20 (the life." EUS president Steve White- granting of honoraria) were law removed the canvas to re­ AMS president's and trea­ defeated. veal an eight foot silver-paper surer's reports, and a speech The only one passed was the covered loving cup. by Canadian Union of Students deletion of a subsection calling A large card attached to the president Jean Bazin complet­ for the granting of a $200 hon­ cup read: ed the agenda for the meeting. orarium to the co-ordinator of "To Roger with love from The non-controversial re­ publications, a position which Roger." visions were passed unani­ no longer exists. The undraping brought gales mously in one all-inclusive mo­ By-laws proposing full hon­ of laughter and applause from tion at the beginning of the oraria for the coordinator of meeting. activities and a $100 honoraria the enthusiastic audience. —bert mackinnon photo AMS president Roger Mc­ AMS PRESIDENT Roger McAfee was presented with The revised constitution now for each undergraduate presi­ Afee, who chaired the meeting, giant tinfoil over oilcan loving cup at Thursday's General says the AMS secretary must dent were defeated. thanked the redshirts and pro­ Meeting by Engineers- Message on card drew prolonged be a female rather than a (Continued on Page 2) ceeded with other business. applause. member of the now-defunct As­ SEE: BONANZA As AMS secretary Marilyn McMeans rose to the micro­ Secretarial runaround Reporter bleats phone to read the minutes of the last general meeting, a three-foot long paper plane glided over her head. Ignoring the paper plane Haar leaves big, confusing hole and several smaller ones, Miss McMeans fought a verbal By JOAN GODSELL Five minutes later, I called But now the secretary said "Everything," she said, battle with hecklers. Director of Housing John back. John Haar has left town and efficiently. IBM CARDS Haar is leaving UBC. "I have no authority to give a Knute Buttedahl occupies Tears in my eyes, I made But exactly when he's leav­ his office. for the office door in blind The meeting continued with out that information," said ing or who his successor will confusion; when, from the in­ the discussion of constitutional the private secretary, import­ Effectively confused, I be . . . well, we don't know. ner depths of the information revisions while paper planes antly. stumbled over to the Infor­ That seems to be top secret. office, who should appear but and IBM cards piled up on the mation Office. I phoned the Housing office • • • the information officer him­ podium. "Who has?" I said, unim­ "Do you know," I pleaded, Thursday and innocently ask­ "ANYTHING about the Dir- self, Jim Banham. The proceedings came to an ed when was Haar leaving portantly. abrupt halt when Science Un­ Five minutes later, I was ector of Housing, present or • • • and who was his new succes­ "What did you want to dergraduate Society president sor. talking to the Information future?" Don York dropped several Office secretary. • • • know about John Haar?" he small containers of something • • • said kindly. But a secretary said I'd But she hadn't heard any­ "Anything," I bleated. "Anything," I said, meekly. akin to tear gas onto the floor thing about John Haar or a have to speak to his private An efficient Information "There's been no succeseor around the podium. new successor. secretary. Office secretary eyed me appointed to John Haar's Several water bombs explod­ Naturally, I was beginning The private secretary was sternly and said The Ubyssey position yet," he said, "And ed over student councillors on to get suspicious. out. there won't be until the Board the podium. Was UBC's secretarial staff had already been given the Engineers stormed the pod­ Five minutes later, I called information I was now re­ of Governors sits at the end back. out to get The Ubyssey? ium and removed McAfee, questing. of the month." Now the private secretary Again I called Housing. "No information now?" I (Continued on Page 2) was "in conference with Mr. I asked to speak to John "Everything?" I asked, asked. naively. SEE: DUNKINGS Haar in Mr. Harr's office." Haar. "None," he said. Page 2 THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 19, 1965 AMS whips up ir cook book' rule ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FORCE By CAROL-ANNE BAKER AMS is placing a restriction on "cook books" sold in the College Shop. Careers for Graduates were sold in the AMS-operated A motion was passed by College Shop. The Royal Canadian Air Force has many attractive council Monday night requir­ career opportunities for graduates from all faculties. ing that the full name and ad­ The committee said it was Consider an Air Force Career in a technical personnel dress of the publisher of local­ also disturbed because the or administrative branch or if you are under 25 years ly-published course-aids (cook cook books "failed to meet the of age you may apply for Aircrew Training. The books) be placed on the books. minimum standards of accur­ RCAF is Canada's biggest aviation business. A gradu­ The fact the books are not acy, proof-reading and so forth ate starts at a jr. executive level {Flying Officer) and endorsed by the faculty or stu­ to such an extent that the auth­ a planned career provides for advancement in rank dent council must also appear. ors are not prepared to put and in responsibility. Your inquiries will be most A letter from associate pro­ their names to them." welcome at the RAY LARSEN fessor of chemistry L. G. Har­ "We are leaving ourselves RCAF RECRUITING UNIT . . . AAC head rison, read to council, said a open to discredit by the sale committee of ten chemistry of the books as they are now," 545 Seymour Street said grad studies president Jim professors were concerned the Vancouver 2, B.C. 5 appointed sale of cook books was appar­ Slater. ently condoned by the official The motion was passed by an Telephone: 684-7577 to AMS jobs student body because the books 11 to eight vote. by council Five AMS bureaucrats were appointed to their new posi­ tions at Monday night's council meeting. CUS means survey director Ray Larsen beat out unsuccess­ ful first vice-presidential can­ didate Charlie Boylan in the bid for the leadership of Acad­ emic Activities Committee. BE THE FIRST Ubyssey ski-columnist Tim Roberts was appointed presi­ dent of the UBC World Uni­ to see the very newest in Sport Coat versity Service Committee. Radsoc's new president is or Slack Co-ordinates, Silk Suits, student Paul Thiele, Arts III, presently program director for the amateur radio group. Casual Jackets, Madras Shirts etc. Roger Lancaster, Physical Education III, was named head of intramural athletics. Graham Nixon, Arts IV, was appointed chairman of the Leadership Conference. All WAITING for YOU at UBC student THE wins $9,000 LIONS DEN A $9,000 scholarship has been awarded to a UBC geo­ 771 GRANVILLE ST. logy student. MU 1-2934 The International Mineral and Chemical Corp. Award, Open Friday Night till 9:00 p.m,. which pays for three years of post-graduate study in geology, was given to David Mustard, Science IV. He was selected over 16 other applicants from Canada ARTS NOTICES and the U.S. TRADSVILLE • • • More 'tween dosses BIG BLOCK CLUB IS WHERE TRADS ARE ARTS U.S. GENERAL MEETING Thomson Classic Friday; ev­ Tuesday, March 23rd, Noon, Bu 106 eryone welcome. Tickets in On the campus, in the classroom, at the ft President's Report Gym office. • • • hop, down where the malts are frosty - ft Constitutional Revision GRAD CLASS COUNCIL in fact anywhere where there's one or ft Anti-calendar Faculty Reps meet in Bu. ix Minutes of Joint Executive Meeting 224 Monday noon. Important. more smart-style young men, you'll find • • • ft Private Relations of Public Relations Officer SOCIALIST CLUB TRADS, now available in stretch mater­ • • • Berkeley student speaks on ials fora full measure of superb comfort. Applications for the following positions will be U.S. Student March to Wash­ ington Friday noon in Bu. 100. open until Thursday, March 26th. ft ARTISAN EDITOR ft PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER VOLKSWAGEN it ANTI-CALENDAR CHAIRMAN Repairs • Inspections ft LAST LECTURE SERIES CHAIRMAN ft MEN'S SPORTS REPRESENTATIVE ft WOMEN'S SPORTS REPRESENTATIVE B A Service Sfn. ft SOCIAL CHAIRMAN (Harvest Ball, etc). Dunbar and 30th Avenue Applications should be addressed to the Secretary CA 4-7644 through Buchanan 115 or Box 54, Brock HalL Available at your favorite men's store mmmm Friday, March 19, 1965 THE UBYSSEY Page 3 BONANZA (Continued from Page 1) The motion to take World University Service Committee off their $1 a head non-discre­ tionary grant was passed un­ animously. However WUSC will still receive a $1 a student discre­ tionary grant from council. This grant can be reduced by the amount the campaign rais­ es next year to a maximum of $4,000. AMS treasurer Kyle Mit­ chell said this year was suc­ cessful financially and next year's treasurer will have a much better working budget than he started with this year. CUS president Jean Bazin summarized the achievements of CUS in the past year. "More than 29,000 students in Canada benefited from the —clerek webb photo Canadian Student Loan Plan," COMING UP for air and finding water AMS first vice- after the General Meeting and dunked them in portable said Bazin. president Bob Cruise is blasted from both sides by fire tank. "Fap," said Cruise. Bazin said he was encour­ hoses. Engineers kidnapped Cruise and other councillors aged by the enthusiasm UBC students showed for the AMS Forms sent out Model parliament's mace and for CUS. pasted-up ashtray stand RUSHANT to tardy students The parliamentary mace, traditional symbol of the CAMERAS LTD. authority of parliament, looks a little less than regulation 4538 West 10th Ave. CUS means survey forms are being mailed out to stu­ at UBC's model parliament which opened Thursday night. dents who have not yet filled them out. Last year's mace was lost and had to be replaced. : CUS chairman Ray Larsen So, lying in state on the mace table is The Ubyssey's For the BEST in said Thursday 66 per cent of office ashtray stand, topped with a ball of toilet paper * custom black and white DUNKINGS more than 1,000 survey ques­ wrapped in aluminum foil. photo finishing (Continued from Page 1) tionnaires have yet to be com­ * fast slide processing pleted. The students were sel­ * dark room equipment Vance, Cruise and Peter ected at random and asked to Braund, AMS second vice- * dark room supplies come in to the CUS office and * expert advice and service president-elect. fill out the forms. The struggling councillors DROP IN to the store with "UBC has the largest survey were carried out the back en­ the PHOTO TECHNICAL in Canada and the poorest re­ trance to a wooden water tank KNOWLEDGE and thrown into the chilly sponse," Larsen said. water. • • • The AMS bureaucrats were "We have been forced to A.M.S. Housing Co-ordinator 4538 W. 10th Avenue showered with confetti, pro­ mail the questionnaires with a Applications are being accepted for this position. 224-5858 224-9112 ducing an iced-cake effect, as stamped and addressed return Job entails Housing Listing and Inspection Ser­ Free Parking at Rear they came up for air. envelope at the cost of another vices during the summer months and also in Sept. and December. Apply in writing to Secretary, Your B.C. Ilford Stockist After the supply of council­ $75," he said. AMS. Applications accepted until Wednesday, lors was exhausted, individual The completed question­ March 24th at 4:00 p.m. onlookers were baptised in the naires are anonymous and tank. The engineers soon found must be in by the end of themselves with only fellow March, said Larsen. To its regular service over the shorter Polar Route redshirts in the audience. "Each student we selected When the tide went down, for the survey represents ten Cruise and Braund, both drip­ more of his faculty and is let­ ping wet, dragged the cumber­ ting them and himself down if Canadian Pacific Airlines some loving cup to Brock. he doesn't complete it," he said. adds the only

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.v-<*.«r-s %x*M« Press dress There's trouble in Selma, Alabama. And there are a lot of people picketing here in Vancouver. We don't see the value in picketing the U.S. consul— especially after president Johnson's speech in congress the other day. But if you must feel altruistic and pious, at least picket in a reasonable, useful way. This entails knowing why you are doing it. In this town, the why is to awaken the citizenry to the problem. The picketer is trying to get coverage in the local papers—he cannot realistically hope for anything more. With this in mind, dress for the occasion. We don't care what your normal mode is, or what your principles are. We couldn't care less whether you wash or not. But the reporter who covers you will notice. And he will seize on appearances and make a big thing of it—he's a square John, too. The only way to favorably impress downtown, and to avoid misrepresentation is to dress in the conventional manner. Otherwise, protest pickets are less than useless. They are damaging.

"There, there, my good man . . . why d on't yog let me take care of that for you? Generally ... You can be sure it'll be in good hands ..." AMS general meetings are unpredictable animals. In years past dull and bland proposals have been Carole's looking glass transformed into hot issues by some hot-shot oratory from the floor. But not this year. It was quieter than usual. Per­ haps it was a realization that the society desperately Hell, were a quiet lot needed action on some pretty dry housecleaning motions. By CAROLE MUNROE barrage of textbooks, term sure. They are notorious—and papers and assignments. they are not spent in a library. It is unfortunate more students don't watch their What ever happened to the hell-raising, devil-may-care A couple of letters I receiv­ Each campus has a favorite student government in action more often. atmosphere that is reputed to ed yesterday started me think­ haunt, usually on a beach. The council has met every Monday night all through be a part of normal university ing about the break again. And the students invade the year and scarcely a half dozen students have life? Both were from university these chosen coast towns with bothered to look in. It may be breaking loose on students, one from Oregon a wild exuberance that the and the other from California. This is where the real action is. This is where stu­ other campuses, but it was citizens take almost a year to dent government has meaning. noticeably absent during And both were full of plans recover from—and by that UBC's recent midterm break. for their spring break which Council sessions are free, coffee served at half-time, time the next spring break has Almost everyone I have begins tomorrow. come around. and one hell of a lot more interesting than general talked to spent our first mid­ You've heard of spring va­ meetings. So the beer flows, guitar's term break buried under a cations, American style, I'm strum, beaches rock. And of course hundreds get carried away. A one act play By John Kelsey Then suddenly the kids leave their surfboards, head back to the universities, and become (miraculously, it The golden hoe and potted plant campaign seems) earnest, hard working students once more. The scene: The office of Clark: Now. As you know, James: Like the old golden other news. There's all the the editor of a large metro­ I've approached city council crowbar, eh chief? brutality in Selma and New And the townspeople pock­ politan daily. about it, with several large Clark: Yes, my plan. Westminster. There's Lester's et the students' cash (Daytona The characters: Managing financial backers. We even We'll take all the papers apoplectic fit, and Alice bill Beach, Florida, made almost editor Clark Kent; city editor had them talked into a refer­ next week. And we'll run ban­ Bennett . . . $6 million last year from stu­ dent vacationers), clean up James Olsen; senior reporter endum, after that proposal ner headlines in three inch • • • Perry White. from the Toronto backer, type about the potted plants. the mess, marvel at the steady Clark: ENOUGH! Rank in­ decline of the younger gen­ Clark: Well, boys. There's Stufford Shirt. We'll have to find a new subordination. You must eration's morals, and then for­ this little thing I want to talk angle to shout about every­ • • • learn, nothing anywhere in give the erring ones as soon to you about. It's sort of a pet The people turned it down, day, like the cost, the kind of the world is as important as plants, the size of the pots. as they are safely back on project of mine, hmm? just when the council was the golden hoe. campus. • * • swayed .... • • • We must, and will, crusade James and Perry: Tell us, Such drastic vacation cele­ Now here's what I want to We'll run front page edit­ with the golden hoe, and tell us boss. orials, huge cartoons of the damn the world. Perry, you're brations I would not wish on do. I want to get out the gold­ the beaches of this area. But Clark: It's these potted en hoe, so to speak. backers and the mayor in- new city editor. James, you're plants on the sidewalks. I gardener's suit with hoes and a church reporter again. You I'd like a happy medium. want to see a pot with a shrub James and Perry: Hehehe, dear little bushes. also have the honor of writ­ Something between a mass in it every ten feet on all chortle. We'll smear the whole front ing about the dear plantsies, riot of students, and a riotous downtown streets. Clark: I want to insert the page for a whole week with or you can find another job. mass of assignments, is my James and Perry: Goooood golden hoe into the people's the great plant story.

INSIGNIFCANT: This lous 3,000 miles from was the week that the where the fight is going Canadian Union of Stu­ on. dents sent its annual mis­ • • • sion to the heart of deep­ est Anglo-Saxia. But pres­ IN TROUBLE: The dar- ident Jean Bazin, whom ing Demographic Society everyone expected to bring ("Pass the pill, Bill") a bilingual message, turn­ seems to be dying at birth. ed up here wearing a Bond The executive changes Street look and a Toronto periodically and members accent. He, however, saved are staying away in the day by smoking Du- hordes. They haven't even Maurier cigarets. picked up the signs they ordered from Mamooks (order marked "Rush, IN THE SAME VEIN: It PDQ, etc.") more than two was also the week that weeks ago. UBC's student council The signs, however, are struck a blow for B and B not too inspired. Below is by appointing a law stu­ our suggestion for a sign dent with the very, very to put a little life back French name of Edouard into the Stamp Out Babies Lavalle as local CUS chair­ movement. man. The CUS newsletter missed the point by report­ ing that EDWARD Lavalle of Port Moody (where?) was new boss. Like we said, this is the heart of Anglo-Saxia. • • • IN EROTICA: Radsoc sent the temperature up on campus for a week with the promise that a call-girl would bare the facts of how she put herself through university by mak­ ing the best of what came her way. Came the day and somehow, for reasons only known to Radsoc, an Anglican minister took her • • • place. He talked about IN HIDING: Whatever something else. happened to Everett Nor­ thup? Who? • • • • • • IN THE NAME GAME: CUS boss Bazin got the big IN THE NAME OF THE sell as featured entertain­ LAW: It took all available ment at the general meet­ RCMP cops from the Uni­ ing this -week and got his versity detachment as well name in the paper 12 as reinforcements from as times. He beat out AMS far away as Richmond, co-ordinator Graeme Vance with 9, bookstore huckster Burnaby and North Van­ John Hunter with 5, and couver to quell the minor ramblin' Roger McAfee, riot that developed at a the ex-AMS president, who high-school dance in the finally ran out of breath Armory Saturday. Sponsor and picked up only 4. Ken Dercole, Comm. II, Jovial Jack Macdonald took the week's under­ (you know, Wass., the pres­ statement award with the ident) got 12 mentions just observation: "I don't think like Bazin but he doesn't we will ever be able to count because most of his stage a dance on campus comments are manufact­ again." ured for public consump­ • • • The illiterate tion by his image-conscious INTRIQUE: The Brock PR men. bureaucracy's rumor mon­ gers are worriedly asking: humbug of the "Did Student Fed wheel IN A SNIT: The people Hardial Bains really go described as UBC students, back to India?" who marched all week out­ quantifiers side the U.S. consulate, • • • were the same old campus INCOMPLETE: The Lib­ wierdie-beardies who pro­ eral government in UBC's — on page 3 test anywhere, anytime for playparliament announced any reason. Their sing­ cabinet positions this songs about overcoming week. It didn't say who Let's tickle Ceces ego — inside sounded slightly ridicu­ will play Lucien Rivard. ARGUMENT

Laurels tor Bennett — first pf treeman ot the city; then Disneyland mouseketeer. UBC Brothers - FEBRUARY 19, 1965 should turn oft the sour gripes Alosys ranter: Taherever and turn on the praise machine ^BUC}B...

PF Four Al R CANADA rents or tne contemporary concern with doctrines 'un­ world. scientific'. They are unaware howie bateman presents MORE BOOKS Instead of blindly deny­ that a methodology can also ing the obvious, they should become a doctrine, which is accept the inevitability of precisely what happens in (continued from pf 3) doctrines and use their tools their case. to analyze them. They would Moreover, there is a wide Cooke: Do you feel that have the chance to show the gulf between the theory and the papers collected in the value of their 'empirical' ap­ practice of the empiricists: volume meet your require­ proach. their declarations of inten­ ments? • • • tion as to their research Siankiewicz: If an anthol­ Stankiewicz: The trouble techniques are usually fuzzy ogy is i;o be more than a is that the empirical tools and obtuse. When they fin­ mere collection of papers on devised by the positivists, ally begin to practise what related subjects, if it is to linguistic analysts and be- they preach, they usually be coherent and have unity. havioralists are not always prove to be merely elemen­ Of course, no book of this applicable; those who de­ tary technicians. sort can ever be entirely ho­ vised them did not make • • • mogeneous. But I tried to them generally useful. Cooke: In your anthology avoid contributions of a Hence the triviality or —which you consider as a transitory or esoteric nature: even irrelevance of their sort of workshop of politi­ the anthology had to consist findings. Confusion created cal theory — you expressed of significant interpretations by the concerted efforts of the hope for a rapprochement unified by one idea: the the sociology - and psychol­ between 'institutionalists' present-day conflict between ogy - trained behavioralists (or 'theorists') and behavior­ two ways of life, the totali­ spreads to political science, alists. How could this be tarian and the democratic. creates a rift among its achieved? Cooke: This is certainly scholars, and makes the co­ Stankiewicz: There is one of the crucial issues of operative study of warring little hope for any rap­ our time. The importance of ideologies difficult, if not prochement, let alone co-op­ FRIDAY, APRIL 9 - 8:30 P.M. a book of this kind is that it impossible. eration, unless behavioralists QUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE offers insight to those who • • • learn to write clear, simple Tickets now on sale. $2.00, $2.50, $3.00, $3.50, $4.00. At The Vancouver are not content with being Theoretically, the whole and meaningful English. Ticket Centre, 630 Hamilton Street, MIT 3-3255, All Eaton's Stores (where you can charge them), and Kerrisdale Travel, 2292 West 41st merely unconscious partici­ vast area of political Behind their pseudo-scien­ Avenue. pants in the social process. thought, political ideologies tific verbiage there is con­ They are interested in the in particular, should pro­ fusion of thought and a dis­ norms and values that per­ vide an excellent ground for turbing paucity of ideas. meate society and therefore research for both philsoph- What do you make of the cannot accept the 'negative' ical and positivist orienta­ following sentence taken attitude to ideologies now tions. from a paper by Robert S. prevailing in Western demo­ In practice, obstacles Cahill and Harry J. Fried­ cratic societies. loom larger, as the conflict man, "A Strategy for the • • • between the 'theorists' and Comparative Study of Local Stankiewicz: Yes, the ir- the behavioralists become in­ Government". rationalism of the democrat­ creasingly 'ideological'. The "The key components of ic man makes him believe 'theorists' become desperate the method we propose that commitment to an ideol­ when they see the 'empiri­ might best be encapsulated ogy is unbecoming to citi­ cists' reiterate their method- by the phrase multi-variant zens of a democracy. o 1 o g i e s which inevitably explanatory analysis of cum­ Ideological 'disengage- turn out to be mere declara­ ulative and creatively re­ ment' , explains democratic tions of intention regarding constructed case histories." values away, and in the long their research techniques. First we must stop giving run leaves the door open for The empiricists stubborn­ credit to illiteracy and hum­ extremist views and doc­ ly refuse to deal with values bug. Only then can we talk trines. and consider the theorists' on an equal basis.- Without commitment, there is no effective defence of democracy and our 'way of life'. Cooke: Yes, the political JAZZ myopia so much in evidence in our society is attributable partly to those who simply take democracy for granted Angus takes a closeclose —representing the uninform­ ed point of view—and partly look at Jazz '65 and despite to those who equate any CHQM and Bateman it turned ideological orientation with For Graduation . . . the attitudes of a totalitar­ out to be an artistic — ian society. and financial — success Go with Fashion... Stankiewicz: This may have something to do with By ANGUS RICKER ively atempo, while his clos- the rather unsatisfactory sical solo, "Leyenda," (my UNDAY, March 14, saw Go Iridescent meaning which the word spelling) was freighted with SVancouver's first and only 'ideology' has acquired. It is an almost passionate attack. jazz concert of the season at a fact that the term 'ideolo­ "Carnival" highlighted the Who said men's suits are drab and dreary? the Queen Elizabetth The­ gy' fits totalitarian regimes set with Guaraldi returning atre. The ladies! Well, wait until they see — and best. to the piano to provide some Singularly titled Jazz '65 The role of a student of extended fireworks in the admire — you in a Glentest or Silk and Wool and sponsored by CHQM political theory is not only closing exchanges. Locals and Howie Bateman, ('nuff suit. The suits glow and radiate with flashes to describe political currents Don Thompson (bass) and said) it still managed to be with precision but to expand Terry Clarke (drums) ably of tiny flecks of blended colourings. Each a financial and artistic suc­ the vocabulary of politics, accompanied the San Fran­ cess. carries the Progress Brand label. Need we seeking new labels and ciscans. Thompson showed a Pianist terms. This, of course, is a big sound and Clarke's bossa say more about the fine tailoring and styling. abetted by Brazilian guitar­ delicate job. novas revealed a new found ist Bola Sete opened. Guar- Treat yourself to an early visit. One should avoid lapsing (and most welcome) sense of aldi has gained considerable into a meaningless jargon or restraint. commercial acceptance with simply becoming ridiculous Restraints aside, there is such tunes as the initial by inventing pretentious a definite uniqueness to the "Alma-Ville," his own "Cast Glentest new terminology. But the Guaraldi four that sets them Your Fate to the Wind," and need is there and the anthol­ apart from most other quart­ latterly, "." ogy stresses it, pointing out ers. And singularity was to The "commercial" tag is the necessity for reclassify­ be a strong undercurrent hardly disparaging. Guar­ ing certain concepts. throughout this swinging aldi has a considerable, if Cooke: This i s of great evening. importance. Instead of pro­ fleeting swing (his nickname is Dr. Funk) and his com­ Uniqueness has long been jecting their wishful think­ stock in trade for Gerry rrogressDrand ing, their own anti-ideologic­ positions are catchy and right. Mulligan. Since 1947 he has al ideology, the prophets of been handling the unruly The surprise of the even­ the 'end of ideologies' would baritone sax with a facility ing, Bola Sete, complement­ Expressly for do better if they thought out and agility that few music­ ed Guaraldi with an exotic more deeply and construct­ ians have approached. ively the main political cur­ flavor that comprised bossa novas and a classical guitar And in the interim Mul­ style. ligan has evolved a most un­ likely style that has been S e t e ' s introduction to PF Five "Morning of the Carnival" (continued on pf 7) Clinton's was liberally and imaginat­ See: more jazz nriEn s UUEGR 742 Granville St. Phone: MU 1-5625 times come down if he's got a good full schedule and if he's playing for colleges. PEOPLE Victoria was thinking of booking him, and because he was in Seattle the day be­ fore and Tacoma the day af­ We're special because we're the ter, they got him for $1,000. So we offered his agent greatest says the terrible $1,400 for the day. UBC SPECIAL EVEIVTS twosome ot Special events. But "Victoria paid $700 for the presents a they're just amateur impressarios afternoon concert and we paid $700 for an evening nothing especially eventful here concert. £prihf %Atttal "He was a real problem A condensation of two Bateman and other impres­ because he doesn't speak views of a year of Special sarios. The next step is to English. Translaters and all. Events—brought to you from try and find the real going "The funniest thing we've ojf the Art* the inside. Chairman Murray price. This usually involves ever done was the Big Fanny Farr and Chris Wootten talk phoning other agents and Storgoff and the Doukhob- to Page Friday's John Kel­ trying to book the artist our concert. We'd gone down * from France: on WORLD TOUR sey. through them — and then to get them to come to speak. • • • dicker. Bateman, for ex­ The plans were set for them: "What's the philosophy ample, does help out quite a she'd speak, and their 40 behind Special Events?" bit by keeping us up on the voice choir would sing. They prices of popular entertain­ "We're trying to bring didn't know where they ers. We do this with all our things to stimulate people— were going, and so we were speakers, all our contracts. intellectually and culturally. supposed to go down to Vic­ "Like Robert Theobald on "Our guide for what to tory Square with a bus to automation, then the Four bring in is what's available. pick them up. Big Fanny Preps. Very seldom do we go out didn't understand. When we "This is why we brought hunting. We hunted for got there, the bus arrived, in Rockwell — maybe it's Rockwell, but we can't real­ and they'd all gone. We're sensationalism, maybe it is ly afford to hunt much. Like, there with the bus looking making people think, stim­ Stan Getz. We routed him up for Fanny. They had their ulating them. here from San Francisco. own bus, and they got here PARIS de PERCUSSION at curtain time, natch. Big Tuesday, March 23 — Auditorium * 25c "We don't really know or "Another way is if we're Fanny was hoarse, and care. talking to a local impressario couldn't sing or speak. Choir "We're special because we or club owner, and he's was OK, though. •^r A Canadian Broadcasting bring things which wouldn't bringing someone here. Then otherwise come to UBC. we make a deal for an ad­ "The greatest hazard of Corporation Concert Recording by ditional contract on campus. being special events chair­ "We appeal to only a seg­ man is that (since we've gone ment of the campus with "We only have one concert extremist anyway) we get JULIAN BREAM each event, but in a given of anything we bring—but our names on the nut lists. year, everybody finds some­ in terms of the number of thing to enjoy. different performances, en­ "People phone us trying to World famous master of get sponsored. Like, a couple "Once we have a general tertainers, speakers — we're of weeks ago David Stanley, the lute and guitar idea of the costs, arrange­ running close to Famous Ar­ the Jew hater, tried to get ments, and times, we try to tists. here. Tried to get me to Tickets at AMS or CBC find other organizations and "Best deal we've made bring the attorney for the colleges to arrange package was with Carlos Montoya. Wednesday, March 24 deals. Makes low costs. In His going concert fee is (continued on pf 7) town, we work with Howie around $1,400. He'll some­ See: more people Auditorium - FREE

meaningful form. The aver­ sonification of a material age, uninitiated European force or a symbolic evalua­ ART spectator is completely ig­ tion of a particular human ^r first time in Canada norant of the work's intrin­ being. sic value. In that event, the Instead, they are empa- first criterion that one thetic responses, ideas, some should adopt would seem to as diffuse as "soul" or "en­ Contemporary vs. be handling of the raw ma­ ergy". The sculpture is the primitive: sub- terial. In the works dis­ spirit itself. As a result the played, technology ranges works are neither naive nor Sahara tries to from the crude to the virtu­ technically deficient, as find how close oso. their design and formal or­ In Africa, generally, the ganization bears witness. By GLENN ALLISON artist and artisan are one Radical anatomical exag­ In keeping with the ever- and the same, and beauty of geration, distortion or sup­ increasing calibre of his re­ material is one of the chief pression can be logically cent exhibits, Alvin Balkind, aims. With the search for accounted for within the Curator of the Fine Arts beauty inevitably comes the context of the mother cul­ Gallery in the Library, is search for supernatural aid. ture. currently displaying arti­ Thus, the main interest of This validity of abstrac­ JAPANESE GAGAJU ENSEMBLE facts from sub-Sahara Af­ the show, apart from the tion is the undercurrent of EXOTIC COURT MUSIC of 12th century Japan under the rica. costumes and articles of the entire show, perhaps as direction of Professor Robert Garfias, also featuring Please note — the epithet domestic function, focuses a justification of such show­ MUSIC OF THE EDO PERIOD (17th to 19th centuries) with is not "Primitive Art", be­ on sculpture motivated by ings, as the recent Bruce KODO ARAKI playing the shakuhachi and SHIZNKO cause anthropological term­ magico-religious complexes. Conner exhibit. YAMASE on the koto. inology is being spruced up. To this end, African artists A handful of reproduc­ As every anthropology stu­ present an unending variety tions of 20th Century mas­ Saturday 8:00 p.m- — March 27 — Hebb Theatre — 75c dent knows, the word primi­ of human images. Whether ters are displayed to press presented by Special Events, UBC Dept. of Music, tive in reference to such art they are masks or statuettes, the analogy. But the modern Department of Asian Studies is passe — pedants now use whether they are called fet­ artist tends to base his selec­ ethnological! ishes, idols or ancestral fig­ tion upon his personal re­ In any event, the Gallery ures, they have one thing in action, and as a result, his ^ A Canadian Broadcasting houses a random selection common, and that is the di­ compositions are sometimes of African art to present its rect antithesis of the West­ unintelligible to the greater Corporation Concert Recording of general characteristics. The ern or European concept of part of his audience. grouping is somewhat forced the body image. Among the "primitive" in that a wide range of un­ The Africans have none artists, abstraction rests related tribal cultures, each of the encumbrances of ra­ upon the consensus of his so­ with autonomous principles tional, intellectualized repre­ ciety, and his work is cor­ inherent in the individual sentations, but rather a mys- respondingly intelligible to societies, have been rudely t i c a 1 association between his audience. jumbled together. However, spirit-image and material. The gap between contemp­ the admixture is not without In the eyes of their creat­ orary and "primitive" use of purpose. ors, those creatures now on abstraction cannot be de­ Taken in total, the stylized pedestals and in glass cases nied. And for that reason, art forms are, in every case, were far from mere narra­ the 20th Century prints in­ the products of rigid tribal tive embodiments. To them, cluded in the display of sub- The University Madrigal Singers conventions. each figure stands as an em- Sahara art presents the only Each article, whether of pathetic realization of a con­ discordant note in an other­ Sunday 8:15 p.m. - April 4 - Hebb Theatre - FREE domestic or magico-religious ceptual image. wise delightfully interest­ Tickers at AMS or CBC function, has a standard What you see is not a per­ ing exhibit. valid and the fluid low reg­ ister blends of the front line MORE PEOPLE ensemble quickly dispelled FLOWER any naive preconceptions re­ (Joqjusi SHOP (continued from pf 6) garding the lack of contrast 2197 W. BROADWAY between baritone and trom­ 10% Discount to Students Ku Klux Klan too. He's a bone. 736-7344 grand vizier and all of that." There was also an engag­ "What is going on about ing polyphony created as BE ASSURED! Contact lenses can be so comfortable you next year's program?" Mulligan and Brookmeyer clon't feel them! Properly fitted they satisfy the most Europe Bound ? exacting requirements (at a reasonable price). "Well, it's really hard alternately underlined each starting cold to write letters other's solos with softly stat­ Large selection of economical student LAWRENCE CALVERT ed chords of counter-melo­ programs for study or pleasure. (Top to people. You've got the 705 BIRKS BLDG. MU 3-1816 same money to do a better job dies that created an even notch ones for rich Faculty members, than the guy who had it last bolder relief for the soloist. tool) year. Further, bass and drum HAGEN'S "That's $7,000 from the solos were frequently punc­ AMS directly, $4,000 from tuated by quasi - dramatic TRAVEL SERVICE LTD. riffs from the horns. admissions, giving 10 to 11 2978 W. Broadway 736-5651 thousand working capital, All this additional effort Open Saturday 9-5 and we've got to have this created an air of relaxed, amount behind us. intricate, busyness that is a most welcome alternative to "We've got a downtown the common modern jazz advantage because we don't practice of allowing soloists have to pay for halls and to woodshed at excessive BAY ushers. (and generally vacuous) "Our main function is, lengths. since we are a university COLUMBIA PICTURES In any case, these charac­ A WILLIAM G0£TZ PROOUCTW booking agency, we have to teristics coupled with the try to bring to the campus group's subtle dynamics pro­ SONG attractions which the stu­ vided most rewarding listen­ dents and the faculty ing. WITHOUT couldn't ordinarily see down­ The set included two up­ "17l^r|>7*e5toa'ttf! town. tempo swingers "17 Mile JUrf&vJL^ Franz Liszt »CMEMASC0PE Eastman COLOR. "Here's where speakers Drive" and "Blueport." The THE BAVARIAN ROOM like James Baldwin, Robert quartet bossa nova'd in and Theobald, George Rockwell out of an elaborately struc­ (MODEKISV.CAFK) come in. I think it is invalu­ tured "You'd Be So Nice to able to bring a man like Come Home to" and there EUROPEAN and CANADIAN CUISINE Terry Southern to UBC. was a pair of interesting We're going to try for him. numbers on which the horn 3005 W. Broadway Phono RE 4-9012 men played piano. "Another function is the Mulligan's "Night Lights" classical side. Ravi Shankar had a reflective, wistful was last year's coup in clas­ quality and "Subterranean sical concerts. Never before Blues" framed Brookmeyer's in Canada and all of that. piano in moody, Monkish "We also take advantage terms. Brookmeyer's trom­ of La Jeunesse Musicale, in bone work was marked by Quebec. They bring in musi­ his nasal tone and a pench­ cal groups from Europe. ant for "half-valve" effects Like Paris Percussion, next that seemed to preclude any week. We don't have the need for a mute. money to bring in American The amalgam of tradition­ groups. Paris Percussion will al and modern elements in only cost us $400. Brookmeyer places him "Then there's a great lot stylistically akin to Mulligan of other things, such as pure and no doubt accounts in entertainment, the Festival some degree for the group's of the Contemporary Arts, fundamental rapport. super academics. The interpolations became "All of a sudden, we get outrageously sly and it be­ unlooked for bonanzas. This came evident that central to year, CBC has come to us the conception of the Gerry several times. Julian Bream, Mulligan Quartet is the idea English lutist, normally that jazz should be an in­ costs $1,200. CBC is bringing side joke that is not too well him here, and needs an aud­ kept. ience. So what better place The Modern. Jazz Quartet than UBC? All of a sudden, closed the concert and on we've four events in 10 days, balance the general proceed­ where there is normally ings suffered a letdown. The nothing. It's the new, vital reasons for this are inextric­ spring festival of music. ably bound up in the person­ Wow." ality of the MJQ's musical director, John Lewis. In essence, Lewis misreads audi­ ences. MORE JAZZ There is a certain high level of performance that the MJQ of which is always cap­ (continued from pf 5) able and their technique is described as a "fascinating close to flawless. But on this pastiche o f mainstream, particular evening they came quasi-bop and Dixieland- off rather badly owing to modern." poor placement on the pro­ gram and because they In short—the works. sounded just a trifle stale. He is a thinking man, and thinking right, for his This was the first Van­ Except for the above couver appearance for the scheduling gaffe this was an distinguished grad suit will be from ' Richards & Quartet and the opener re­ excellently produced con­ vealed a surprisingly mature cert. Personally, I would Farish Men's Wear", 786 Granville St. looking Mulligan. Similarly, prefer to hear two groups his now bespectacled mus­ at a greater length as mus­ ical alter-ego, valve-trombon­ icians require a certain "Where the Big Selection Awaits You". ist Bob Brookmeyer, resem­ amount of time to become bled more your friendly attuned to their surround­ physics prof than one of the ings but I don't know how West Coast jazz renegades of this reconciles with effective the early '50s. promotion. However, it didn't take Anyone who doesn't par­ more than a couple of chor­ ticularly feel like rumbling uses of "Bweebida Bobbida" at Granny's Pad this Satur­ RICHARDS & FARISH to reveal the continuing vi­ day nieht can catch the MJQ tality of the Mulligan ap­ on CBUT's "Studio 41" at 786 Granville St., Vancouver 2, B.C., Phone 684-4819 proach. 10 p.m. Gerry Mulligan fol­ The idea of a pianoless lows with an equally imag­ quartet remains extremely inative show next week. decent Canadians who resent infringements on human MORE BOOKS freedom." HOUSE OF STEIN LTD., That is putting it mildly. Orig. 1879 (continued from pf 2) Special laws against min­ orities have bad associations lived under a theocratic sys­ for people who have lived tem, and nobody who knows A Sound Spectacular through the past thirty them or has studied their years. 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In World Cup rugby Bears too tough for Birds? Final game Saturday UBC Thunderbirds came through with a sporadic ef­ fort in World Cup rugby yesterday, and failed to up­ set the mighty University of California Bears. Cal, with a great second half upsurge, overpowered 'Birds 18-3. 'Birds struck first, with the game only two minutes old, when Dave Murphy scored on a fifty yard run. Throughout the first half, T- Birds appeared to have a slight edge in play, but Cal scored eight points before half BRIAN WIGHTMAN DICK HAYES time, on a penalty goal and .. what's the answer? . . . missed converted try. In the second half, UBC of­ ten had positional advantage Sports shorts on the field, but they couldn't keep the pressure on long en­ ough to score. Although California did not Gymastics in gym score again until late in the second half, when they counted for two converted tries, they soccer at Callister frequently had scoring oppor­ tunities. UBC War Memorial Gym hosts high school gymnastic Miskicked penalties and bad teams this weekend. First place Vancouver Can­ luck near the goal line on the From 12:30 to 5 p.m. Satur­ adians of the Pacific Coast Soc­ part of California were all that day, the third annual gymnast­ cer League will play last place kept UBC in the game. ic age-group competition, spon­ UBC Thunderbirds. 'Birds tackled poorly and sored by the School of Physical Education and Recreation at Kickoff is at 2 p.m. -ft*** ILIKKI half-heartedly, but at times the UBC THIRD forwards and backs combined the University of British Col­ for great displays of rugger. umbia, takes place on the UBC The Thunderettes gymnastic However, no credit can be gym floor. team of Bonnie Dertell and taken away from California. Individual students from Marie Ramsey placed third in ages 12-19 will compete in this U of Vic's Invitational Meet. —bert mackinnon photo Usually, they forced UBC to play their power game, with B.C. closed meet. UBC ranked behind the Seattle HITTING THE WIRE in the 100-yard dash at noon Wednes­ its slow pace, and although un­ SOCCER Club and North Shore Amalg­ day is a competitor in the women's intramural track meet. familiar with finer rugby tech­ The first round of the An­ amated but beat out collegiate niques, the plays they know derson Cup soccer schedule rivals U of Alberta, Vic Col­ they executed well. will be played Saturday at Cal­ lege, University Turners, Still, there is no reason why lister Park. Shadlepark and Bothell. Donald and Mosher the 'Birds cannot come up with an all-out effort for a whole UBC Thunderbird Winter Sports Centre game, and if they do so on new MAA wheelers Saturday, they will give the For SKATING, CURLING/ HOCKEY New president and vice-president of the Men's Athletic Bears a good fight. Pleasure Skating Hours: Association are Ian Donald and Dick Mosher respectively. Although 'Birds were miss­ 12.45 p.m. to 2.45 p.m. Tues., Thurs. and Sunday 3.00 p.m. to 5.00 p.m., Friday and Saturday Donald and Mosher, along with secretary Paul Beckow, ing key players such as Chuck Plester and Dick Hayes, Coach 7.30 p.m. to 9.30 p.m., Tues., Fri., Sat. and Sunday were elected at the MAA general meeting Tuesday. Brian WigKtman avoided ex­ THURSDAY STUDENT SPECIAL 15c Donald, who has been a member of the Thunderbird cuses, making no comment on SKATE RENTAL AVAILABLE, ALL SIZES football team for the past two seasons, is in third year Arts. the 'Birds inconsistency. Tomorrow's World Cup Skating Parties each Wednesday, 7:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Mosher, who has played two years for the soccer Birds, is Book Now for Your Club a third year physical education student. game goes at 2:30 in Varsity stadium. Phone Local 365 or 224-3205 Friday, March 19, 1965 THE UBYSSEY Page 7 r FOR 1 THE

\ BIRDS \ Pimm's No.1 has a Gin base By GEORGE REAMSBOTTOM Since unveiling the, by now notorious, Reamsbot­ tom critique on UBC sports, I have been waiting anxious­ ly for some kind of reaction. At first I had visions of President John B. Macdonald himself calling me to his of­ fice. There, over a cup of cof­ Pimm's No. 5 has a Canadian Whisky base fee, we would quietly agree on a radical but sane, new (both are absolutely delicious!) course for athletics at our campus. John and I would, after Two things about Pimm's: easy to make the traditional Pimm's, famous some discussion, jointly ap­ serve, and a taste you'll enjoy. throughout the world. But don't bother DRINK point a President's Commit­ Just pour into a tall glass and add unless you're in the mood. PIMM'S tee, with full powers to in­ ice and fill up with your favourite light A new generation is rediscovering vestigate and institute means mix. You can add a slice of cucumber, Pimm's... and enjoying every moment simply because you'll enjoy of bringing about a new sys­ a piece of lemon, or a sprig of mint to of it. the taste of it. tem for UBC sports. I, after, at first, modestly declining, This advertisement is not published or displayed by the Liquor Control Board would finally agree on my ap­ or by the Government of British Columbia. pointment—as Chairman of this committee. Unfortunately, or fortun­ ately, depending on one's point of view, this has yet to come to pass. As the deadline approached for letters-to-the-Editor yester­ day not even McAfee had sub­ mitted his usual letter of pro­ test. With 10 minutes left to deadline and not one letter about my critique, favorable or unfavorable, received, I was frustrated, deeply depres­ sed, and raving wildly about never writing another column for the rest of my miserable life. • • • Then it happened. My Edit­ or, at the last moment, found a letter that had been thrown to one side beneath a pile of sandwich wrappings. The let­ ter praised my graceful and sensible manner of presenting my argument and fully agreed with my "well taken" points. That there was only one person inspired enough to send a letter is of little signif­ icance. That I was able to move at least one fellow- human is all that matters. There are, of course, those nit pickers who would argue that a letter of support from one's mother leaves something to be desired but I have no ears for such drivel. My day was made and I basked in my moment of glory. • • • Turning to a somewhat more serious tone 1 would like to point out that my crit­ ique is not yet finished. At first I intended to devote two columns to the problem of UBC sports but now I am planning a third. Before my third and final article devoted to the Reams- bottom critique on UBC sports appears next week I hope to have further informa­ tion on three recent develop­ Nickel stainless steel isn't chicken ments involving our athletic system. These concern, firstly, a It will stand up to anything. Stains, rust and ware, and many other fine household prod- new stadium for UBC, second­ corrosion have no chance against nickel stain- ucts, are made of nickel stainless steel. And ly, a new statement of policy towards athletic scholarships less steel. That's why beautiful modern flat- in all of them, nickel's contribution is quality. by the Senate and, thirdly, the appointment of a Presi­ dent's Committee to study THE INTERNATIONAL NICKEL COMPANY OF CANADA, LIMITED UBC sports. 55 YONCE STREET, TORONTO Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, March 19, 1965 'tween classes Pique mag Slocks Narrowed Suits Altered coming soon and Repaired Cuba music for dance Fast Service — Expert International House presents CURLING CLUB DEBATING UNION A magazine said to contain Tailoring an informal dance tonight at General meeting noon today Intramural Final Debate many of the features of Play­ UNITED TAILORS 7:30 with George Cuba's Band. in Bu. 102. Elections for next winner receives Ligion Cup, boy plus penguins goes on sale 549 Granville St. Admission is 50 cents. term. Zeta Psi fraternity vs. Alpha on campus next week. • • • • • • Delta Pi Sorority in Bu. 104 The publication is Pique, the CLASSICS CLUB SPORTS CAR CLUB noon today. product of the AMS-affiliated PRESCRIPTION English prof Dr. Roy Dan- All members requiring com­ • • • Young Bourgeois Authors and iells speaks on Ariadne's petition licenses meet noon to­ UN CLUB Artists Association. EYEGLASSES Thread, in Bu. Penthouse at day in clubroom. MP Grant Beachman will Association president and 8:00 tonight. • • • lead current affairs discussion Pique editor Wayne Nyberg, • • • Monday noon upstairs in IH. All Doctor's Eyeglass Pre­ PRE-SOCIAL WORK Arts III, said the magazine scriptions filled. Only first GRAD STUDENTS Executive director of B.C. • • • contains 36 pages of humor and quality materials used. All Those interested in summer work performed by qualified Borstal Ass'n J. A. Willox will BIG BLOCK CLUB satire. Opticians. canoe trip contact Grad Center speak on delinquent boys Mon­ Final meeting this year in "It also has a photographic GRANVILLE OPTICAL Wednesday. day noon in Bu. 202. Bu. 214 Monday noon. fold out section," he said. 881 Granville MU 3-8921 Curling at Thunderbird •ear Money Back Guarantee••• • • • • • • "The book is the only pub­ Arena, Friday, 9:30-11:30; SCIENCE US FENCING CLUB lication on campus not con­ Bowling in Gym, Friday, 9:00- General meeting Thursday, Last meeting of the club this nected with a faculty," he said. 11:00; Social Evening, 11:30- March 25, noon in Hennings year on Wednesday; club tour­ 1:30. Tickets at GSC. 200. nament and elections for next Court ruling Chemist • • • year's Executive. All equip­ SPECIAL EVENTS • • • ment must be returned on this Coroner Len McDonald has Position for Plant Chemist Paris Percussion Tuesday CHINESE VARSITY date. classified the death of a UBC noon in Auditorium. Julian Movies on Republic of China math professor as a "mis­ available in Vancouver with Bream in a solo recital of Monday noon in Bu. 205. • • • adventure due to an over dose PRE-MED SOC a National Food Company. works for lute and guitar. Ad­ • • • of barbiturates?. Discussion and display of mission free. GOSPEL STUDENTS group reduction buying of Loraine Schwartz, 35, of For particulars phone: LMT's for the Cave, Isy's, See free film, Teen Revolt, microscopes for honors, grads 2475 West First was found dead Vancouver Symphony and Monday noon in Bu. 106. RE 1-4631 - Local 003 and students entering Medicine in bed on March 8. Marion Anderson. • • • Tuesday noon in Wes. 100. No inquest will be held. • • • EAST ASIA SOC MUSIC STUDENTS Talk on current Malaysia- Concert of Japanese Music Indonesia situation by Dr. D. Saturday, March 27 at 8:00 G. Hall followed toy informal p.m. in Hebb Theatre. Tickets discussion, tonight at 8:30 at on sale now at MSA office, 3306 W. 15th. Hut 0-15, and Special Events • • • Office; 75 cents. EL CIRCULO • • • Slides on our play, Dona Ros- LUTHERAN STUDENTS ita La Soltera, and film noon General meeting Monday today in Bu. 204. noon in Bu. 3205. • • • • * • ALLIANCE FRANCAISE STUDENT ZIONISTS Color films Friday noon in Ulpan Hebrew classes noon Bu. 205; general meeting Wed­ today in Bu. 225. nesday. CLASSIFIED Rates: 3 lines, 1 day, 75c—3 days, $2.00. Larger Ads on request Non-Commercial Classified Ads are payable in Advance Publications Office: Brock Hall.

Lost & Found 11 Wanted WANTED. Amateur talent, folk LOST—An Alpha Phi Sororiety pin singers, jazz groups, etc. All wel­ somewhere between Geography come. Contact Irving, LA 2-0433, building and village on Monday. or Evenings, LA 1-8393. Finder please phone' 224-9939. WOULD the person who has Text I WANTED IMMEDIATELY. Used left in Dean Gage's class Tuesday Hammond or other electric organ please call 224-9055. Reward. for R&B band. Phone 876-4082 FOUND. Geog. notebook outside Bus 5-7 p.m. Power an asset. stop Wed, morning. RE 1-1246. CHEM. 205 Sat. Lab thief return AUTOMOTIVE & MARINE Welcher & Hahn copy. No. 5 to College Library or 1 will report Automobiles For Sale you. 1953 AUSTIN A-40 Convertible. Good LOST. One sorority pin, a gold and condition. Completely overhauled. pearl key. Reward. Please contact 1965 licence. $150. Phone LA 1-3908 Ruth, AM 1-4518. __ after six p.m. LOST. Lady's navy blue duffle coat B.M.W. 700, (I960)—2-cyl., 4,000 mis. outside Zoo. 105 Lab Bio. Sc. Bldg. on re-condit. engine. $650 cash or Tues. a.m. March 8th. Flnden- terms. 224-5214, view at Union Col­ please \phone Ginny, AM 1-9665. lege. LOST. Gold University of Western FOR SALE. 1954 Anglia. Good con­ Ontario graduation ring, between dition. Call Marsh, 224-9845. Brock and the library. Please con­ JUMBO Harmony Sovereign Guitar, tact the Library School, local 712. excellent condition, case — Phone Reward. James, CA 4-6460 after 6. LOST. Indian Sweater, Bio.-Med. Building, Thursday; $5 reward. Contact Wolf, CA 4-4245. Motorcycles 8c Scooters FOUND—Took a Woodsonia rain­ HONDA 90 for sale cheap. New con­ coat from Buchanan 106 Saturday dition. Phone Dwight at CA 4-9856 night, March 13, by mistake. Left after 6 p.m. a similar coat with gloves in poc­ MUST SELL '64 Honda 50. Only 2000 ket. Telephone 224-4903. miles, carrier, $200 or best offer. John, 224-7965'. Special Notices* 13 Scandals 39A WILL BUY return half of one char­ ter flight London to Vancouver BUSINESS SERVICES leaving August 5th. Phone 224-1278. Typing GRADUATION IS SOON — Reserve now, GIRLS, beautiful formals (rent EXPERT typing, immediate delivery or sales). FELLOWS—Tux's, white 25c per page. Phone Betty (TR 4- jackets or tails. Discount on all 5633, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.) and (434-9903 formals. Also discount on corsages after 6 p.m.) with above orders. DELUXE COS­ TUMES AND FORMAL WEAR, EMPLOYMENT 1292 Kingsway. Phone 874-6116. Help Wanted WOULD ANYONE witnessing ac­ WANTED—Girl to help look after cident between car & pedestrian 2-year-old boy & do light house­ on Wesbrook corner on Feb. 12 work from May 15 - Sept. 15. $20 A phone 943-2392—or leave message per week, lunch & carfare. Phone at Rm. 22. Hut 7, Fort Camp. ' AM 6-0182. TO WILLIAM Cardinal Inglis, our pontifical blessing on your 21st INSTRUCTION — SCHOOLS birthday and love from Bonnie, one of your vestal virgins. Tutoring LOOICING for travelling companions around Europe June - July. Dave. CA 4-6757. MISCELLANEOUS ACADIANS. I'd like to thank every­ FOR SALE one on behalf of Les. Thanks everyone. Jan. LUDWIG flrum set. Phone 876-4082 5-7 p.m. Transportation 14 Room & Board