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SEPTEMBER 26-29. 2019 Hell’s Half Mile Events is a non- profit organization dedicated to celebrating and expanding the art of independent film, music, and entertainment. We strive to exceed expectations, while inspiring our community to participate in the arts. Provide the alternative, entertain & inspire! PRESENTING SPONSOR

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26TH OPENING NIGHT RECEPTION: ($10) 6pm-8pm Pere Marquette Depot Music, food, drinks and a grand kick-off to HHM 14! #hhm4teen

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ALL-ACCESS PASS...... $75 BEST VALUE! ADMISSION TO EVERYTHING! FILM PASS...... $50 ADMISSION TO ALL FILMS FILM TICKET...... $8 FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC...... $10 SATURDAY NIGHT MUSIC...... $15 CROWDFUNDING FREE WORKSHOP PRESENTED RALLY BY SEED&SPARK Saturday, 6:15pm, Davidson Building, 2nd Floor during post-production to The Distribution the Saturday Reception - set yourself up for Down Low Passholders Only successful distribution. Friday 4:30-6:30pm, For the fifth year in a row, Hell’s Christina Raia is a Delta College Half Mile, Seed&Spark and City based Planetarium, Explorer’s the Michigan Film & Digital Writer/Director Hall Media Office present the and the Founder Hell’s Half Mile Crowdfunding of CongestedCat Distribution is one of Rally. This unique event is your Productions. Her work, the most mysterious opportunity to make your consisting of over a and misunderstood move from filmgoer to film dozen short films, a web topics for independent contributor by supporting and series, and two feature creators. Join us as we contributing to the making of films, has screened at break down the current the next great independent film festivals around landscape of distribution films. Hear the live pitch, the world. Through for independent film follow each participating film’s a desire to support and TV, including the campaign online, and then other filmmakers, she economics of different choose the project(s) you feel works for Seed&Spark avenues to take, the deserve your support. You can as the Head of right questions to ask help “greenlight” a film project Education, teaching and potential partners, with any size contribution, empowering creators to and what needs to from $10 to as many digits as build their audience and be done from pre- you want! crowdfund their work. production through SUNDAY MORNING MEET THE CINEMA - MICHIGAN HELL’S HALF MILE FILM SERIES FILMMAKER PANEL FESTIVALS Just like the festival, our film series covers everything Sunday, 10:00 am Presented by the Michigan from quirky comedies to hard hitting documentaries to Populace Coffee Film & Digital Media Office amazing short films. Proceeds support the Hell’s Half Mile and Film Festival Alliance Filmmaker Panels have always Events nonprofit. been some of the most interesting Friday, 2:00-4:00pm, Davidson and enlightening events at film Building, 2nd Floor festivals. HHM has always loved bringing these together in the Hell’s Half Mile is hosting past, and last year we brought the first-ever MICHIGAN FIM it back with a filmmaker panel FESTIVAL FORUM . Dozens with a side of brunch. This year, its of film festival organizers cinema and coffee on a Sunday from around Michigan will morning. be attending sessions to strengthen and grow our Meet us Sunday morning at community of events. This Populace Coffee on Saginaw St. at panel is designed to create 10:00 AM and order your coffee connectivity between festivals and a favorite bagel or pastry and filmmakers and is an (made in-house at Populace). At opportunity for Michigan- 10:30 AM sit back and listen to based festivals attending to THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 8 the conversation between guest network with filmmakers at OLYMPIA MADE IN MICHIGAN SHORTS filmmakers. You can even join in HHM. Festivals will be able to with your own questions. introduce their organizations and filmmakers are encouraged Because of the set-up of the room, to ask questions from popcorn we are asking that the audience to programming. Filmmakers, All Screenings $7.00. All Showtimes 7:00pm. not talk during the panel except as well as public, are welcome. Tickets sold at the door. during the Q&A period. Don’t Additional films coming January - March 2019. worry. You can still head back to the counter for more of your favorite brew and sweets. DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM

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9:00 AM ...... FILM SLAM STATE THEATRE 10:00 AM ...... PANEL - COFFEE & CINEMA POPULACE COFFEE 11:00 AM ...... MICHIGAN SHORTS STATE THEATRE 12:00 PM ...... HAPPY FACE DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM 11:00 AM ...... I WANT MY MTV BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 12:00 PM ...... POSTAL BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 12:30 PM ...... FULL DOME FILM HIGHLIGHTS DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM 2:30 PM ...... SUNDAY SHORTS STATE THEATRE 1:30 PM ...... SATURDAY SHORTS STATE THEATRE 2:30 PM ...... GREENER GRASS DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM 1:30 PM ...... FLOAT BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 2:30 PM ...... RECORDER: THE MARION STOKES PROJECT BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 2:00 PM ...... PANEL - MEET THE FESTIVALS DAVIDSON BUILDING 5:00 PM ...... AFTER SO MANY DAYS STATE THEATRE ...... SEXUAL ANIMALS STATE THEATRE 4:00 PM 5:00 PM ...... HURRY SLOWLY DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM 4:00 PM ...... I AM THAT BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 5:00 PM ...... GUTTERBUG BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 6:30 PM ...... POSTAL STATE THEATRE 7:30 PM ...... TEEN SPIRIT STATE THEATRE 6:30 PM ...... VANILLA DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM 6:30 PM ...... HAPPY FACE BAY COUNTY HISTORICAL MUSEUM 8:00 PM ...... SATURDAY MUSIC EVENT THE WAREHOUSE 9:00 PM ...... MY SOUL TO KEEP STATE THEATRE 9:00 PM ...... JACK & YAYA DELTA COLLEGE PLANETARIUM MOVIES. MUSIC. MORE. HELLSHALFMILE.COM BARBIE’S KENNY FLOAT NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA, DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 90 MINUTES 81 MINUTES A struggling actor’s life is turned upside down when Float follows a struggling newcomer seeking glory in the his estranged mother appears on his doorstep with world of competitive model aviation as he threatens to knock a terminal illness. Kenny’s mother, Barb, returns to a teammate out of first place. Introverted pilots are pas- his life in desperate circumstances and attempts sionately devoted to this elite, century-old sport, fighting to AFTER SO MANY DAYS to rekindle a relationship with a son she no longer keep it alive. Ethereal airships hang weightlessly in cavernous DOCUMENTARY FEATURE, MUSICAL, understands. Their complicated relationship and the halls above the ’s heads, holding their hopes and dreams ROMANTIC COMEDY, 87 MINUTES promise of buried treasure complicate every aspect on gossamer wings. A film with beautifully mesmerizing After a decade of making music together, Jim and Sam, a of his life, which may not be a cinematography and surprising tension for a subject so seem- recently married singer/songwriter duo from , were bad thing. ingly serene. not the conventionally successful band they hoped they’d be. Writer, Director, & Pro- Cast: Brett Sanborn, Yuan Feeling stuck and anxious about their future, the duo made ducer: Zachary Ray Sherman Kang Lee, Cornel Mangaleau, a spontaneous decision to go “all in,” making a pact to play Akihiro Danjo, Nick Aikman one show every day for a year. With suitcases and a guitar, the Cast: Tara Bast, Shawn troubadours ventured out for a 365-day tour down unexplored Hawkins, Bianca Lemaire Writers: Phil Kibbe, Ben Saks roads, and onto unexpected stages, bringing their music to Previously Screened At: Director: Phil Kibbe new audiences throughout 14 different countries. After So Independent Producers: Laura Heberton, Many Days, is an intimate front row seat to the highs and lows Film Festival, Newport Beach Ben Saks of what it’s like for two people to pursue a dream, together. Film Festival Directors: Jim Hanft & Samantha Yonack Previously Screened At: Cleveland International Film Writers & Producers: Natalia Anderson, Jim Hanft, Kyle Festival (World Premier), Weber, Samantha Yonack IFFBoston Previously Screened At: Dallas International Film Festival, Cinetopia Film Festival

MOVIES. MUSIC. MORE. HELLSHALFMILE.COM GOOD FEELS ON WHEELS GUEST HOUSE WORLD NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY PREMIERE DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 95 MINUTES 75 MINUTES Good Feels on Wheels follows a twentysomething, Opal, Follow the stories of three women in a re-entry house as during her weekend trip to Austin, Texas. After her long- they attempt to acclimate to life after being released from distance romantic interest stands her up, she roams the incarceration and battling addiction. Get to know their real streets of the hip city, aching for a connection. She hadn’t hopes, dreams, desires, and disappointments, and gain insight planned on traveling alone, but that’s how she finds herself GREENER GRASS into their choices. The house is full of diverse personalities when she meets Wyatt. And though they stumbled upon NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY driven by survival instincts, and characters who use their each other under somewhat undesirable circumstances, the 95 MINUTES humor and intelligence to deal with a broken justice system - a pair set out for a day in the city that Opal will never forget A deliciously twisted comedy set in a demented, timeless system that contributes to the recidivism of its criminals. (no matter how hard she suburbia where every adult wears braces on their straight may try). teeth, couples coordinate meticulously pressed outfits, and Cast: Grace, Maddison, and Selena Writer, Director, & Pro- coveted family members are swapped in more ways than one Directors & Producers: Hannah Dweck, Yael Luttwak ducer: Ronald Short in this competition for acceptance. Suburban soccer moms find themselves constantly competing against each other in their Executive Producers: Daryl Freimark, Sonnie Dockser Producer: Ami Kane personal lives as their kids settle their differences on the field. Editors: Greg O’Toole, Carol Slatkin Cast: Stephanie Thoreson, Ronald Short Cast: Beck Bennett, Neil Casey, Jocelyn DeBoer, Dawn Luebbe, D’Arcy Carden, Mary Holland, Janicza Bravo, Jim Cummings Previously Screened At: Lone Star Film Festival, Indy Writers & Directors: Jocelyn DeBoer, Dawn Luebbe Film Festival (Best Feature - Producer: Natalie Metzger Audience) Previously Screened At: Sundance Film Festival (World Premiere), SXSW HAPPY FACE HURRY SLOWLY NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA, (SKYND DEG SAKTE) 97 MINUTES NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA, FOREIGN Estranged from his manipulative cancer-stricken mother, LANGUAGE (NORWEGIAN), 70 MINUTES a handsome teenage boy deforms his face with bandages A warm slice-of-life film about Fiona and her younger brother and joins a therapy workshop for disfigured patients in a Tom, whom she takes care of. We follow Fiona over a few misguided attempt to reconnect with her. His deception leads life-changing summer months on the north-western coast of GUTTERBUG the group in a radical new direction that will require them Norway, where she juggles the care of her brother, her job at NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMEDY to find courage that they didn’t know that they had to show the local ferry and her interest in music. 100 MINUTES their true face to the world. Cast: Amalie Ibsen Jensen, David Jakobsen A crust punk named Bug grapples with the realities of Cast: Robin L’Houmeau, Debbie Lynch-White, David Roche, Writer & Director: Anders homelessness, mental health, drug use and toxic friendships. E.R. Ruiz, Alison Midstokke, Cindy Nicholsen On his 21st birthday he resolves to find his way home to the Emblem Writers: Alexandre Franchi, Joëlle Bourjolly family he left behind, a task that leads him and his misfit crew Producers: Maria Kalvø, down a dangerous path. Director: Alexandre Franchi Anders Emblem Cast: Andrew Yackel, Hannah Mosqueda, Justin Pietropaolo, Producers: Stéphane Gérin-Lajoie, Alexandre Franchi Cinematography: Jeremy Geoff Van Wyck Previously Screened At: Festival du nouveau cinéma de Stewart Writers: Andrew Gibson, Chris Tobin Montréal (World Premiere), Slamdance Music: Eirik Slinning Korsnes Director: Andrew Gibson Production Design: Ann Producers: Leigh Lanocha, Tim Haber Sofie Godø Cinematographer: T. Acton Fitzgerald Previously Screened At: Indy Film Fest, Slamdance Previously Screened At: IFFBoston (World Premiere), Dances with Films (Grand Jury Prize)

MOVIES. MUSIC. MORE. HELLSHALFMILE.COM I AM THAT JACK & YAYA NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA, DOCUMENTARY FEATURE, LGBTQ, 83 ANIMATION, 104 MINUTES MINUTES When Skylar, a cloistered nun, gets word of her sister’s death, her life’s future suddenly comes into question. I WANT MY MTV Best friends Jack and Yaya celebrate their 30th year of Granted eight days outside the convent by the Mother Ab- DOCUMENTARY FEATURE, 86 MINUTES friendship in their hometown in South Jersey alongside a bess, Skylar ventures out on a pilgrimage to the religious motley crew of extended family and neighbors. While they town of Chimayo, New Mexico, where her sister is buried. A touchstone in the lives of millions of young people, as well as a home for musicians and filmmakers to display their frequently party and reminisce, Jack and Yaya support each other as On her journey Skylar is joined by two other outsiders, they both fight for acceptance as openly trans people. a runaway teenager and a train-hopping drifter, whose offbeat sense of artistic vision, upstart music network MTV burst presence and friendship challenge her life’s dedication to onto televisions on August 1, 1981. Via a combination of the scrappy handful of young adults serving as hosts, the fly-by-the-seat- Cast: Jack & Yaya and God. I AM THAT is a sparkling modern pop style film whose their families novelty and original soundtrack breathe new life into the of-their-pants production style, and the music mini-movies that Directors, Producers, timeless story about the pursuit to find connection and were the foundation of the original channel, MTV was like nothing & Editors: Mary Hewey, certainty in one’s life. Americans had ever seen before. Jen Bagley Cast: Amielynn Abellera, Matteo Scammell, Sage Owens, A nostalgic and thrilling ride, Tyler Measom and Patrick Waldrop’s Jane Jones, Kate Czjakowski, Lauren Myers I Want My MTV takes its audience back to the beginning, when the Previously Screened idea of a television channel devoted solely to screening newfangled Writer & Director: Joy Marzec At: qFlix Philadelphia videos from music’s hottest stars seemed destined for failure. From Philadelphia (Grand Producers: Joy Marzec, David Garrigues DEVO and to and , the film Jury Award, Audience provides a peek into how the videos that defined a generation, as Award), Translations: Previously Screened At: Santa Fe Independent Film well as how the team of young executives—now some of the most Festival, Houston Asian American Pacific Islander Film Seattle Transgender prolific and powerful leaders in American media—tasked with Film Festival Festival growing this seed of an idea, would quickly flourish into a beloved but often controversial cultural juggernaut. Features commentary from Sting, Billy Idol, The Eurythmics, Tegan and Sara, Pat Benatar, Jerry Cantrell, Tabitha Soren, and more. Cast: Sting, Pat Benatar, Billy Idol, Nancy Wilson, Dee Snider, Darryl McDaniel, Tegan and Sara, Michael Nesmith, Mark Mothersbaugh, Alan Hunter, , Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart Directors: Tyler Measom, Patrick Waldrop Producers: Tyler Measom, David Kennedy, Patrick Waldrop, Nick Quested Previously Screened At: Tribeca Film Festival (World Premiere), San Francisco DocFest LAKE MICHIGAN MONSTER NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY, LOST HOLIDAY MY SOUL TO KEEP FANTASY, SCI-FI, 78 MINUTES NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY, MICHIGAN, NARRATIVE FEATURE, MYSTERY, 75 MINUTES The eccentric Captain Seafield hires a crew of specialists to help him THRILLER, 90 MINUTES plot revenge against the creature that killed his father. After several Two old high-school friends return to the Washington D.C. Like many 9-year-old boys, Eli Braverman believes something failed attempts, Seafield is forced to take matters into his own suburbs to find that their old friend group has changed. Their menacing lives in his basement. When his older sister leaves drunken hands. What began as a simple case of man verses beast, restlessness leads them to boozily stumble their way towards him home alone one night, Eli discovers if this evil is real or soon turns into a rabbit hole of mysterious unknowns and Lovecraf- solving the mystery of the missing socialite. A hip, updated all in his head. What Eli confronts may end up being far more tian hijinks. Lake Michigan Monster -- banned in four lakes! take on the screwball detective story. terrifying than even his worst nightmare. Cast: Ryland Tews, Erick West, Beulah Peters, Daniel Long, Wayne Cast: Kate Lyn Sheil, Thomas Matthews, Keith Poulson, Cast: Parker Smerek, Remington Gielniak, Arielle Olkhovsky Tews William Jackson Harper, Ismenia Mendes, Tone Tank, Joshua Writers: Justin Clugston Hynous, Ajmal Zaheer Ahmad Writers: Ryland Tews, Mike Cheslik Leonard and Isiah Whitlock Jr. Director: Ryland Tews Writers & Directors: Director: Ajmal Zaheer Ahmad Producers: Ryland Tews, Mike Michael Kerry Matthews & Producers: Justin Clugston Cheslik, Sebastian Johnson Thomas Matthews Hynous, Ajmal Zaheer Ahmad, Editor & Visual Effects: Mike Producers: Steven Berger, Yolanda Kennedy Cheslik Joshua Foster, Dena Green- Previously Screened At: Sound Mixer: Bobb Barito baum, Michael and Thomas Central Michigan International Executive Producers: Louis Matthews Film Festival (Best Independent R. Schultz, James Stoeffel, Erick Previously Screened At: Film, Audience Award), West, Cutter Tews, Chris Hoelter, Slamdance Film Festival, HorrorHound Weekend Film Beulah Peters Chattanooga Film Festival Festival (Best Cinematography) Music: DeWolfe Music, Wayne Tews, Chris Ryan Previously Screened At: Milwaukee Film Fest (World Premiere), Vidlings & Tapeheads Film Festival POSTAL RECORDER: THE MARION SAFE SPACES NARRATIVE FEATURE, DARK COMEDY STOKES PROJECT NARRATIVE FEATURE, 76 MINUTES DOCUMENTARY FEATURE, 87 MINUTES COMEDY, 91 MINUTES Josh, played by Justin Long, is an adjunct creative writing Marion Stokes secretly recorded television 24 hours a day for instructor who spends a week reconnecting with his family 30 years from 1975 until her death in 2012. For Marion taping while defending his reputation over controversial behavior at was a form of activism to seek the truth, and she believed that his college and the backlash to a class discussion that he saw a comprehensive archive of the media would be invaluable as innocent but others felt crossed the line. Beyond college for future generations. Her visionary and maddening project controversies about speech and standards, he must navigate nearly tore her family apart, but now her 70,000 VHS tapes are the human dramas of his separated parents, played by Fran being digitized and they’ll be searchable online. Drescher and Richard Schiff, and his ailing grandmother.

Director: Matt Wolf Cast: Justin Long, Kate A dark comedy based on true events, Postal reimagines the Producers: Kyle Martin, Berlant, Fran Drescher, emotional meltdown of Philip Tress, a Jacksonville millennial Andrew Kortschak, Walter Richard Schiff described by local media as “unable to break from a psychotic, Kortschak Writer & Director: Daniel unrequited love affair.” Phil’s downfall gained notoriety as his Editor: Keiko Deguchi Schechter breakdown was documented by multiple recordings of calls Phillip made to a customer service agent at an international Composer: Owen Pallett Producers: Courtenay John- son, Lawrence Greenberg shipping company. Bronco brings us into the heart and mind Previously Screened At: of Phillip Tress on the morning his downward spiral began. Tribeca Film Festival, Hot Docs Previously Screened At: Cast: Elyse Dufour, Steve Coulter, Michael Shenefelt, Kennedy Tribeca Film Festival (World Brice Premiere), Woods Hole Film Festival Writer & Director: Tyler Falbo Producers: Ramsey Carey, Michael Sokol, Brenden Hubbard Previously Screened At: Florida Film Festival (World Premiere), Hill Country Film Festival (Best Actor) SPIRAL FARM SWORD OF TRUST NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY, DRAMA WORLD NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA 88 MINUTES PREMIERE 85 MINUTES The arrival of two outsiders disrupt life on the commune for Cynthia and Mary show up to collect Cynthia’s inheritance 17-year-old Anahita who is forced to question her future. Ana- from her deceased grandfather, but the only item she receives hita secretly years to be a dancer and longs to put some space is an antique sword that was believed by her grandfather to between herself and her kooky mom, Dianic. Tempted by the be proof that the South won the Civil War. When they take outside world (and a boy), she leaves her isolated, hippie-run the sword to a grumpy pawn shop owner, they learn that community and takes the chance to audition for a place in a there might be more to the sword than they thought and the dance company in this coming-of-age drama. group begins a tour through the American South in this timely comedy. Cast: Amanda Plummer, Piper De Palma Cast: Marc Maron, Jon Bass, SEXUAL ANIMALS Writer & Director: Alec Tibaldi Michaela Watkins MICHIGAN, NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEDY, 82 MINUTES Producer: Michael Hoopingarner Director: Lynn Shelton Adam Wolnik graduates college next semester and he is Previously Screened At: Slamdance, Taormina Film Festival Writers: Lynn Shelton, Michael anxious, especially when it comes to his long-term relation- Patrick O’Brien ship with his girlfriend, Lauren. What’s next? Marriage? Producers: Lynn Shelton, Ted Cohabitation? Separation? When Adam tells Lauren about his Speaker fears she suggests they take a break...a sex-break in order to experience other sexual encounters before they tie the knot. Previously Screened At: SXSW, What could go wrong? Adam will spend his last semester Seattle International Film Festival fumbling through clumsy attempts at casual sex and dealing with the fallout. He discovers that his sexual adventures are mirrored by his animal behavior class, thus proving that humans, especially young drunk humans, aren’t immune to shows of aggression, courtship, and stupidity. Cast: Jon Wierenga, Katie Causey Writer: Jon Wierenga Director: Patrick Mack Producers: Curtis Matzke, Jon Wierenga

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NARRATIVE FEATURE, DRAMA, MUSIC 93 MINUTES Violet is a shy teenager who dreams of escaping her small town and pursuing her passion to sing. With the help of an unlikely mentor, she enters a local singing competition that will test her integrity, talent and ambition. Driven VANILLA by a pop-fueled soundtrack, Teen Spirit is a visceral and stylish spin on the Cinderella story. NARRATIVE FEATURE, COMEY, 89 MINUTES Writer & Director: Max Minghella A freewheeling comedian determined to save her family business persuades an uptight entrepreneur to go on Producer: Fred Berger a road trip to sell a van with a complicated history. Cast: Elle Fanning, Agnieszka Romance ignites on their three day trip south to New Grochowska, Archie Madekwe, Orleans, but is tested as they discover each other’s Rebecca Hall secrets. When the van sale deteriorates, they must Previously Screened At: decide if their connection is worth more than an old van. Toronto International Film Festival, SXSW Writer & Director: Will Dennis Producer: Adam Peryer Cast: Will Dennis, Kelsea Bauman-Murphy, Aparna Nancherla, Kathryn Grody, Eddie Alfano, Taylor Hess, Johnny Sibilly Previously Screened At: Cinequest, RiverRun Interna- tional Film Festival SATURDAY 9/28 @ 11AM, STATE THEATRE

DELTA COLLEGE STUDENT FILMS 5 - ABANDONED Narrative Short, Horror, 23 minutes 1 - IN GOOD HEALTH Narrative Short, 7 minutes A couple’s tour of a local abandoned home Marshall can’t seem to go on vacation with out getting extremely ill. When he and his turns into a nightmare of an open house. girlfriend return home from their latest trip, Marshall is sicker than ever. It isn’t until night falls that we learn the secret behind his illness, or rather the secret behind his “health”. Writer, Director, & Producer: Chris Director: Jerrod Racchow | Writer: Cam Kerkau | Cast: Bryan Landon, Rachel M Beck Randall | Producer: Sheri Beth Dusek 2 - NEPHRECTOMY Narrative Short, Drama/Thriller, 11 minutes | Cast: Amy McFadden, Chris Kotcher, Julianne Howe-Bouwens, Jennifer A hard-working single father is faced with a tough decision when debt starts piling up and Jelsema | Director of Photography: he’s exhausted all of his options. When offered a proposition by a mysterious stranger, he Keith Golinski must decide if he is willing to do anything to help his mother and daughter survive. Director: Trevor Bluew | Writers: Olivia Collier, Stephanie Miller | Editors & 6 - STOOD UP Cinematography: Kevin Lazzaro, Trevor Bluew | Cinematography & Make-up Artist: Narrative Short, Drama, 1 minute 1 3 5 Kelly Winters | Cast: Kevin Lazzaro, Steele Wynne, Jeff Vande Zande It was set up to be the perfect date 3 - MAGIC MOE’S Narrative Short, Comedy, 5 minutes night… 2 4 6 An impressionable man tries to rob a party store called Magic Moe’s. He’ll find just out why Writer, Director, & Producer: Jeff this place is so… magical. Vande Zande | Crew: Lukas Dexter | Cast: Emily Anderson & Jason Applegate Director: Joel Lopez | Writer: Walker Wenzel | Producer: Brian Lewless | Cast: Khalen Berry, Kwamel Joselyn, Brian Lewless

4 - HHM FILM SLAM SELECTION For further information visit www.hhmfilmslam.com. The Judge’s Choice film created during the HHM Film Slam, September 20-23, will be presented. The HHM Film Slam is an intense 48-hour filmmaking event, script through render, Standouts such as Best Actor, Best HHM Film Slam’s mission is to support filmmakers by making the most collaborative art form out Use of Criteria, and more will be there accessible to anyone that wishes to say, “I made a film this weekend.” To see all entries and recognized following the films. the awards presentation join us at the 9am screening. 7 - TIMMY AND THE 9 - INHUMAN 11 - FINDING DREAMKILLERS Narrative Short, Romance, Horror, 14 HAPPINESS SIX-PACK Narrative Short, Animation, Comedy, minutes Documentary Short, 6 minutes Horror, 5 minutes Alice is a jaded, seemingly insecure teenage According to a recent study released in Timmy brings home a girl for the night. girl. But what happens when her budding March 2018, Detroit was officially the Somehow she falls for his awkward charm. romance with Elliot, the sunny high school unhappiest city. Really? Finding Happiness That’s until things get interrupted by golden boy, threatens to expose something Detroit is a series of 60 second tiny nightmares from his past. darker? documentaries showcasing the interesting, Directors: Jeremy Berkowitz, Esteban Writer & Director: Hayley Tibbenham | unusual, inspiring and jubilant stories that Melean | Writer: Jeremy Berkowitz | Producers: Joshua Knoller, Lauren Guido, make up the City of Detroit. Producers: Sophia Georginis | Cast: Hayley Tibbenham, Directors & Producers: Kim Stricker, Esteban Melean, Jeremy Berkowitz | Cast: Mason Reeves, Megumi Nakamura, Nevada Michael Pfaendtner | Cast: Brad Petrinec, Amanda McCann | Animator: Esteban Riley, Noah Wolfe Deon Forrest, Grace Bayer, Richard Skelton, Melean Amy Johnson, Todd LaRosa | Editor: Michael Pfaendtner 7 9 11 10 - APOLLYON

8 - THE ORCHESTRA Narrative Short, Suspense, 8 minutes 12 12 - LICENSE & 8 10 Narrative Short, Suspense, 6 minutes A sickly Janitor at a historic church discovers REGISTRATION A young woman is haunted by an undead a portal for newly departed souls to enter Narrative Short, Dark Comedy, Drama, orchestra when she finds herself alone in an the next life. But these lost spirits are not 10 minutes empty theatre. leaving this world empty handed. Elliott Nelson, a cop impersonator with Writer & Director: Curtis Matzke | Writer & Director: Bret Miller | good intentions, makes his first traffic stop. Producers: Justin Reifert, Christopher Producers: Sheri Beth Dusek, Victor Lord, Biewer, Curtis Matzke | Cast: Gillian Bret Miller, Emily Nichols | Cast: Jimmy Writer & Director: Jackson Ezinga | Butcher, Daniel McEvilly Doom, Whitney Wagner Producers: Jackson Ezinga, Chris Randall | Cast: Jackson Ezinga, Aidan Callahan, Cameron Judd, Mariea Luisa Macavei, Chris Kotcher, James Harris | Director of Photography: Sean Mouton | Sound Mixer & Original Score: Sasa Slogar FRIDAY MORNING SHORTS FRIDAY, 9/27 @ 11AM, DELTA PLANETARIUM

1 - IN FULL BLOOM Director: Adam Jenkins | Writers & Two strangers are trapped in an elevator. Producers: Adam Jenkins, David Kline One is dying. The other is dying to escape. Experimental Short, Animation, Sci- Fi, 11 minutes Writer & Director: Garry Crystal | Producer: Karen Newman | Cast: Amanda Donohoe, After her husband’s death, Cecile becomes 4 - A SONG CAN’T BURN James Eeles, Paul Barber | Director of an agoraphobic hoarder, paradoxically Photography: Gareth Muden | Production Documentary Short, 12 minutes practicing what she loves — gardening Designer: Jordana Finkel | Colourist: — indoors without the help of direct Since 1992 professor and musician Nigel Greg Fisher | Previously Screened At: sunlight. She orders worms to grow a rare Osborne has developed techniques to use Woods Hole Film Festival, Rhode Island flower. music as therapy for children suffering International Film Festival Director: Maegan Houang | Cast: Kieu the effects of trauma. These methods are Chinh | now being inducted into a programme for Syrian refugees who have fled to Lebanon. 7 - THE ROLE Director & Editor: Roscoe Neil Narrative Short, Drama, Foreign 2 - LOVE POOL Language (Persian), 12 minutes Narrative Short, Drama, Rom-Com, A woman accompanies her husband for 17 minutes 5 -WATCH ROOM an audition. The thing that happens there 1 3 5 7 Eternally single Mark refuses to settle Narrative Short, Sci-Fi, Thriller, 17 leads her for an important decision... minutes for anyone but ‘the one’, but a chance Director: Farnoosh Samadi Cast: Mina encounter in the back of a taxi pool forces Three maverick computer scientists are Sadati, Amirreza Ranjbaran, Diana 2 4 6 8 him to consider that sometimes love can working to develop human-friendly Dehgahan, Babak Hamidian, Babak Karimi be found in the strangest places. artificial intelligence within the safety of Writer & Director: Asim Chaudhry | a virtual reality environment... until the AI Producers: Daniel Emmerson, Katherine learns it’s at risk of being shutdown, and 8 - ALL THESE Pomfret, Collie McCarthy Cast: Mark turns the tables on its creators. CREATURES Quartley, Jaime Winstone, Anna Shaffer, Director: Noah Wagner | Writer: Michael Narrative Short, Drama, 13 minutes Allan Mustafa, Asim Chaudhry, Ed Skrein Koehler | Producers: Julia Elaine Mills, Mike An adolescent boy attempts to untangle Kaney II, Scott Amenta | Cast: Mamoudou his memories of a mysterious infestation, 3 -GAME OVER Athie, Natalie Paul, Jacob Batalon, Alice the unravelling of his father, and the little Kremelberg, Gary Teitelbaum creatures inside us all. Narrative Short, Action, Drama, 8 minutes Writer, Director, & Producer: Charles 6 - DOWN Williams Cast: Yared Scott, Mandela A routine patrol for two soldiers becomes a Mathia, Helen Hailu, Melody Demessie cat-and-mouse, life-or-death ordeal when Narrative Short, Dark Comedy, 12 a sniper targets them. minutes FRIDAY EVENING SHORTS FRIDAY, 9/27 @ 6:30PM, DELTA PLANETARIUM

1 - THE DRINK 4 - THE GREAT | Producer: Linda C. Riedmann | Cast: RECORD HUNT Megumi Kabe, Hitoshi Masaki, Yukina Narrative Short, Drama, 12 minutes Takase, Miho Ando, Hiroshi Watanabe Zoe and Jack are colleagues who head Documentary Short, 25 minutes for a drink after work, but a bystander Vinyl has ample opportunity to not confronts Zoe and says that Jack has only produce great music but also some 7 - TOO LATE spiked her drink. Does she listen to the intriguing stories from a wide variety of Narrative Short, 4 minutes stranger or trust her colleague? people. Anyone who owns or works in a Chad’s ready to apologize to the woman Director: Cosima Spender | Writer: record store, or has a small time label isn’t he wronged. He can’t screw up--the Teresa Sparks Cast: Emma Appleton, Will in it for the money. stakes couldn’t be higher. Nash, Reyna Campbell Writers, Directors, & Producers: Ethan Writer & Director: Clayton Dean Smith | Minsker, Shayne Kamat Cast: Josh Mendelow, Marzy Hart 2 - CELLS Narrative Short, Thriller, 12 minutes 5 - DOUGH 8 - FUCK YOU, STEVE When a reputable doctor finds himself Narrative Short, Thriller, Crime, Narrative Short, Comedy, Drama, 9 1 3 5 7 being held captive by a group of masked Michigan, 9 minutes minutes intruders, he struggles to understand their Vincent, a notoriously tardy pizza boy, is Gail and her gang of friends (aka The motives while being forced to answer why given one final opportunity to save his Slasher Sisters) seeks revenge on the boy 2 4 6 8 billions of dollars go wasted each year in job. While delivering the pizza, Vincent who broke her little heart. the name of medical research. witnesses to a terrible act, and saving his Writer & Director: Nicholas Hartman job becomes the least of his concerns. Writer & Director: Raymond Wood | | Cast: Gracie Kimble, Jolene Barcelo, Cast: Mark Ashworth, Ben Owen Writer, Director, & Editor: Kurt Audrey Gleason, James Harris, Max Lahaie Schneider | Cast: Kevin Balmore, Ashley Noel, Bryant Carroll, Jimmy Doom 3 - SVEN Narrative Short, Black Comedy, Noir, 11 minutes 6 - THE WIND PHONE Hell is when you have to watch some Narrative Short, Foreign Language wrong shit happen and can’t do shit (Japanese), 16 minutes about it. The emotional journeys of seven Director & Producer: Christopher strangers, each drawn to the same remote Rucinski | Writer: Mike Toomey | Cast: and eerie phone booth on a Japanese Jesse Gavin, Andy McPhee, Jayden Lund, cliffside. Joseph Poliquin Writer & Director: Kristen Gerweck SATURDAY SHORTS SATURDAY, 9/28 @ 1:30, STATE THEATRE

1 - SOMETIMES, I 4 - ZERO/ONE 6 - EMILY THINK ABOUT DYING Narrative Short, Foreign Language Narrative Short, Drama, 15 minutes Narrative Short, 12 minutes (French), 15 minutes After the unexpected death of her mother, Fran is thinking about dying, but a man in Standing on the Mirabeau bridge, Jo will a young woman struggles to cope with the office might want to date her. finally solve her existential dilemmas, grief and guilt. Director: Stefanie Abel Horowitz | once and for all. It’s a matter of life or Director & Producer: Dave Heinzel | Writers: Stefanie Abel Horowitz, Katy death. Cast: Stella Cole, Mary Young Wright-Mead, Kevin Armento | Cast: Katy Director: Kirsten Russell | Writer: Wright-Mead, Jim Sarbh Frederique Nahmani | Producer: Frederique Nahmani | Cast: Frederique 7 - THE WOUND Nahmani, Claire Olivier, Michael Assie | Narrative Short, Drama, 8 minutes 2 - COMPANION Previously Screened At: DAM Shorts Film, A man wakes up bleeding from a hole in Narrative Short, Drama, Sci-Fi, 23 Covellite International Film Festival his chest. minutes Writer, Director, Editor, & Executive A woman wandering a wasteland 5 - THE PHANTOM 52 Producer: Chris Levitus | Cast: Kris encounters the first person she’s seen Lemche, Letticia Bissondut 1 3 5 7 in years. Narrative Short, Animation, 8 minutes Writer & Director: Andrew Greco | Cast: 8 - QUEST FOR FIRE Sarah Mills, Kyle Roark Tom Skerritt stars in this animated short 2 4 6 8 film about a lonely trucker waiting for Narrative Short, Comedy, 8 minutes a reply on the CB radio...a ghost that 3 - LADY HATER When Doug’s family finally has had haunts the lonely highways...and a whale enough of his obsession he turns to a Narrative Short, 8 minutes that sings in a voice no other whale can self-help group. even hear. Sam, a self proclaimed “Guy’s Girl,” walks Writer & Director: Patrik Bergh | into the wrong room, and finds herself Writer, Director, & Producer: Geoff Producer: Russell Curtis | Cast: Adam stuck in an all-female, goddess seminar. Marslett | Cast: Tom Skerritt, Mathew Shaw, Roger Thomson, Adriano Almedia | When she tries to leave and is called out Lillard, Noel Wells, Ashley Spillers, Trieste as a Lady Hater, Sam is forced to examine Kelly Dunn, Howe Gelb, James Kochalka, herself and in return asks all the women Jon Dee Graham, Xuan Nguyen, Geoff to do the same. Marslett, Frank Mosley Writer & Director: Alexandra Barreto | Producer: Taylor Feltner | Cast: Natalie Zea, Allyn Rachel SUNDAY SHORTS SUNDAY, 9/29 @ 2:30, STATE THEATRE

1 - COLD STORAGE a house they assume they have all to 6 - THE RIGHT who has killed her father. In just themselves. seven seconds, she must make a life Narrative Short, 9 minutes NIGHT (LE BON Director: Tripp Crosby | Writers: SOIR) and death decision that will not only On a desolate arctic shore, a lonely Zane Tracey, Tripp Crosby | Cast: mark her forever, but also determine fisherman discovers his prehistoric Narrative Short, Foreign the very future of her people. Jason Burkey, Hunter Deno, Robert Language (French) 9 minutes counterpart frozen in the ice, and Pralgo Writer & Director: James Morgan thaws him out as his newfound soul Sacha lives alone in his car by the | Producer: Johnny Langenheim | brother. 4 - LA MERDE river. One day he walks, as usual, on Cast: Dagny Backer Johnsen, Nicholas Director: Thomas Freundlich | Narrative Short, Comedy, 8 the cemetery walls, when his path is Boulton, Trond Teigen | Director Writers: Thomas Freundlich, Valtteri minutes disrupted by Sam’s presence. Sitting of Photography: Benjamin Saad | Raekallio Cast: Valtteri Raekallio, alone, staring into space, she’s having Editors: Matthew Cronin, Flaura You’ll not get a second chance at a dark thoughts. 1 4 7 Eero Vesterinen first impression. Atkinson | Sound Designer: Will Ward Writer, Director, & Producer: Jeremias | Composer: Jack Wyllie | Production Director: Ben Adam-Harris | 2 - THE SLOWS Nussbaum | Cast: Nina Mazodier, Designer: Solveig Elton Jacobsen | Writers: Ben Adam-Harris, Steve WORLD Narrative Short, Sci-Fi, Drama, Jeremias Nussbaum Previously Screened At: Newport PREMIERE Jones | Cast: Eva-Jane Willis 20 minutes Beach Film Festival, Indy Shorts 7 - I, ROSE In an enlightened future where (Heartland Film Festival) humans no longer need to 5 - VANISHED AT Narrative Short, Drama, 13 procreate, one woman risks her THE FINISH minutes 9 - ASPARAGUS TIPS life to investigate the mystery of Documentary Short, Mystery, When trainee mortician Rose decides Narrative Short, Comedy, Horror, motherhood. Foreign Language (Italian), 17 to test her skills in secret, trouble 4 minutes Writer & Director: Nicole Perlman minutes quickly follows. Greeted by a talking 2 5 8 corpse, an unlikely friendship begins. A dinner party kicks off but the | Producers: Malcolm Pullinger, Kyle In 2015, Gianclaudio Marengo, a appetizer doesn’t go according to Eaton | Cast: Annet Mahendru, recovering drug addict from Italy, Director: Daniele Guerra | Writer: plan. One of the guests steps up to Breeda Wool | mysteriously vanished at the finish Megan Evans Cast: Florence Howard, Howard Perret, Phil Bishop, the plate. Literally. 3 - BEHAVE, KIDS line of the New York City Marathon. His disappearance made the news Penelope Goddard | Director & Producer: Sam Bailey Narrative Short, 10 minutes | Writer: John-Luke Roberts | Cast: all over the world, but the real story 8 - SEVEN Good boy youth pastor Greggor and of how he got to New York and what Cariad Lloyd, Margaret Cabourn- his sensual girlfriend Kim have been happened after is stranger than Narrative Short, Thriller, Foreign Smith, John-Luke Roberts, Kathrine invited over to house sit for Greggor’s fiction. The film is narrated by “Sons Language (Norwegian, Russian), Bennett-Fox, Ross Spaine | Previously new Bible beating boss Pastor Tom. of Anarchy” and “Luke Cage” star 11 minutes Screened At: Calgary Underground It’s a suspicious gig, but once Tom Theo Rossi. Cast: Theo Rossi A teenage girl from a remote Film Festival, Monster Fest 3 6 9 and his wife leave, Greggor and Kim community in the Norwegian Arctic are free to do whatever they want in must decide the fate of the oil worker DOORS OPEN 9PM MUSIC LINEUP FRIDAY, SEPT. 27 THE WAREHOUSE • 311 THIRD ST.

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OLD CITY HALL 814 SAGINAW ST. Coastal Club (Cincinnati) Take an unabashed ‘80s pop Multimagic Summer Like North by North Ariana and aesthetic, mix it with that indefinably (Cincinnati) The Season (Chicago) the Rose unique Midwestern wistfulness, add (Detroit) (New York City) Aura-laden dream pop and In the style of classic Midwestern a dash of surf rock and you get Coastal jangle rock achieve synergy The art-rock foursome’s name duos, North by North are a Ariana and the Rose create Club. Sweeping with an understated in Multimagic. Heavy on the says it all, conveying sun- melting pot of their influences anthemic alt. pop so vivid and grandeur, this Ohio quartet crafts synths and melodies that layer saturated vibes that run deep. — ‘70s psychedelia, lo-fi pop, lush, it practically triggers winsome tunes of immediate charm, on top of each other, they exude Replete with staccato beats and and heavy blues. Minimalistic synesthesia until you’re luring you into their dayglo realm and a timelessness and urgency lilting synth parts, singer- though their lineup may be, their seeing and tasting the sounds. calling you to abandon all cares. compelling you to dance. By drummer-namesake Summer savage sound packs a wallop. Crystalline and shimmering, the second time you hear their Krinsky’s sinuous vocals weave Conceptually, these Chicago- theatrical yet honest, the New anthemic choruses, you’ll their way through the tunes based road warriors push the York ensemble pulls from New already be singing along. from behind her kit. Ethereal narrative envelope, with latest Wave, synth pop, disco, and glam soundscapes and bizarre pop LP Last Days of Magic serving as a rock to purvey a united front vibes make a sound that’s song cycle “that investigates the that’s arena-ready, yet strikingly avantgarde while still deliciously space where science-fiction and intimate. In Ariana’s hands (and accessible. mysticism meet modern society.” stunning vocals), pop music is done right, complex and layered while still instantly catchy. DOORS OPEN 8PM SATURDAY, SEPT. 28 THE WAREHOUSE • 311 THIRD ST. AFTERPARTY

Height Keech (Baltimore) Baltimore-based rapper/producer Height Keech will punctuate Hell’s Half Mile’s 14th year with an intimate yet intense, second wind-inducing set featuring a special appearance from many-times- over HHM alumn wordsmith Mister. Prude Boys The Mynabirds Dilly Dally Height finds himself on the heels of the (Detroit) (Los Angeles) (Toronto) release of his latest album Raw Routes, a wonderfully produced effort that pays This Detroit trio hails from The Mynabirds are a band to become enamored with. Raw. Savage. Lacerating. Cathartic. Heavy. These homage to hip hop’s boom bap roots another dimension, one With four albums to their credit — all released on are some of the first words to come to mind while staying relevant in the present wherein vintage rockabilly, Omaha’s revered Saddle Creek label — the project with this Toronto quartet. Built around fuzzy, and looking forward toward the future. dreamy surf rock, punk fervor, from songwriting maestro Laura Burhenn excels jagged guitars, pulsing bass lines, and ominously Accompanied by hard-knockin’ beats and the right amount of the in mastering every genre it stakes a claim on and pounding percussion, the maelstrom is anchored that sound as if they were assembled sleazy and gothic coalesce. With reinterprets. From Memphis soul to power pop, from by frontwoman Katie Monks’s inimitable serrated using loops found buried deep in a crate their alternately dueling and feral rock to dream pop, to haunting introspection howl. Quickly rising to the fore of the indie rock digger’s treasure trove of psych-garage- harmonizing vocals, they deploy and contemporary sociopolitical observances, it’s all world with debut LP Sore, they cemented their kraut-folk LPs, Height’s call-and-answer a contrast of grit and sweetness, immaculate. They’re a band that covers the range of place with this year’s Heaven followup, both of cadence and crisp, concise bars create a uniquely inviting soundscape perfect for capped off by rollicking guitars human emotions, their songs friends to revel alongside which garnered rave reviews from the likes of an afterparty. and hammering drums. In in the good times or ones to commiserate with in the Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, and NME. Ferocious and masterfully mashing the various darker moments. defiant, Dilly Dally’s tunes are distorted rallying archaic traditions of American cries for solidarity, serving as a flickering candle in a rock and repackaging them fractured jar surrounded by darkness. with a sneering veneer, Prude Boys are in a class of their own. PRESENTING SPONSOR AUDIENCE AWARD SPONSOR JURY AWARD SPONSOR FRIDAY NIGHT SATURDAY NIGHT RECEPTION RECEPTION SPONSOR SPONSOR

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