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THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER . OF NSU'~~ 01ume 7 Issue 10 FARQUHAR CENTER FOR UNDERGRADUATE STUDIE 6 November 1996 Clinton in Control! For Co1n1nentary See Page 6 Education Department: SHAPE Puts Twist on Alcohol a Myriad of Changes Awareness Week by Christie MacDonald by Tim Connelly Associate Editor Peer Educator Six new professors, a revamped new faculty have at least six to ten Wellness Center curriculum, and guaranteed reedu­ years teaching experience and are In the past few years, the cation are only some of the changes recognized for excellence. One-third .Wellness Center and Student Health befalling the education department of the new teachers have a doctor­ Advocates of Peer Education this year. The undergraduate depart­ ate. The director's goal is to have (SHAPE) has provided the Nova ment hopes to progress onward and 75% of the education faculty possess Community with a variety of activi­ upward to mold employable teach­ a doctorate. ties · during the week of National ers who will make a difference. Revamping the curriculum is Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week The alterations began in June another important change for the (NCAAW), October 20-26. This with the hire of new director for edu­ education department. Beginning year, however, SHAPE invited a cation and behavioral sciences, Dr. January 1, the curriculum will reflect number of campus organizations in Robert Schiller. Dr. Schiller hails a more intense focus on core studies NCAAW. Accordingly, more people from Michigan, where he served as and an emphasis on writing. participated which made the wee1<: state superintendent for five years. "We want to prepare teachers to more successful than ever before. As state superintendent, he oversaw go out into the schools and make . NCAAW provided a number of 3,500 colleges and universities. Af­ solid contributions," stated Dr. Rob­ activities throughout the week. On ter he retired from his position, he . ert Schiller. Monday, Athletic<; sponsored a decided to return to his home in In the past, classes like music and speaker on alcohol and tobacco Stewart, FL. A native of New Jer­ physical education filled many credit abuse in the F inckelstein Auditorium sey, Dr. Schiller is fond of Florida hours for the education major. But at the HPD building. Lynn Pierce and has maintained a house in the when the education student becomes discussed the history, use, and abuse state since childhood. He was at­ a teacher, he or she will find that of alcohol and tobacco to an audito­ tracted to Nova because its excellent there are ~eparate teachers for mu­ rium full of students. educational program and the chance sic and physical education who spe­ · On Wednesday, the Nova Col­ to help the . curriculum move to a · cialize in these subject areas. There­ lege Student Government Associa­ higher standard of quality. fore, the department's curriculum tion in cooperation with Restaura A program is only as good as the plans to le~en the requirements for Food Corporation sponsored "It Pays people in it. Dr. Schiller oversaw courses like music and center on the to Buckle Up." In less than two the hiring of six new professors com­ applicable studies of math, science~ hours, the SGA gave out over $300 ing from around the country. The see DR. on 5 see CAMPUS page 6 SGA Page ... 3 Music & Film ... 7-8 .. ·"'"J·r •. ·,·" Sports . . . 2 ,

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6 November 1996 The Knight Newspaper Page3 The Past, Present, and·Future of SGA by Alyson Dion Assistant Senator What do "Hava Tequila," a exit, they detect~d the presence of cwis/sga. 4734 for more information. Come haunted house, mimes, and a.char- yet another bemg.. A .m~mmy, THE FUTURE . out and support the teams and the ity basketball game have in com- played by Alyso~ D10n, imitated a Come out and get sweaty for a United Way. mon? They are all activities related · statue~? stood m the corner until good cause! NCSGA is having its.· . · SGA will be awarding four to the SGA. the participants were ready to evacu- Second Annual 3 on 3 BasketbaU · scholarships to two incoming and THE PAST ate. When the door creaked opened, Tournament on Saturday, December two r~turt1ing s-tudents at $500 each. The recent Smart Drink Contest the un- , - - A 3.0 GPA is required for sponsored by the Wellness Center · ~uspe~t- , , · '' eligibility. Furtherrequire- was a scrumptious success. With mg kids I Speak out and be heard! I mentsaredescribedonthe over 15 teams participating in this w e r e applications. Applications non-alcoholic drink contest, Student s~ray~d . can be picked up . in the Government's "Hava Tequila" put · with silly strmg. -. . 7, from 10 a.m .. u~til.5 p.m. Sign up SGA office and are due by Decem- . up a gallant effort against the Miami When J:Ialloween fi~ally amved, now for space. is hmited. ber6. Please call 476-4734 or stop Vice Crocket and. Tubbs, "Sexual spooks, spiders, and Ric~ th~ Pha- Everyone is welcome t~ partici- py the SGA office for details. Ap- Explosion" tasty beverage. raoh. c!ept o~t from ,the~r lairs, to .pate. Entry forms c~n be picked ?P ply and win$500! . . _ Even though SGA did not place, parhcip~te m NSU s first Nov.a m the SGA office (upstairs Speak out and be heard! Voice the participants thoroughly enjoyed Howl. ~igh.t SGA me~bers (~enm- Rosenthal room 207). Entry fee is · your questions~ comments, or ideas concocting their Pina Cofada fla- fe.r Chomski, Alyson Di?n, Mich~e! $15 p~r te~, and each ~earn mem- directly to Nova College's Student vored refreshment. Donned in chef Fischer,. Jason Gavnl, Shah1:1i be! will receive a comphmentary t- GoveinrilentAssociation at any time hats and rubber gloves, Jason Gavril MaharaJ, Kate Moore, Margie shirt. · . .. . . by exploring the web page (http:// and Alyson Dion spurted out the Showalter, and Karen W~sekanes) Apphcatlons and money are due www.riova.edu/cwis/sga), by phone rules and regulations required prior decke~ the~selves out m corre- ?Y D.ecem~er 2. Each grueling game ( 476-4734), or by visiting the office to sipping the drink. Each drink had spondmg mime costumes. is thirty mmutes of full court action (room 207, upstairs Rosenthal). We _its own personality, and everyone .Ev.en though ~ach mime had · with si~gle elimination. A 50/50 look forward to an increase in par- was able to savor the different and their own .Person~hty and face, all raffle will also take place. All pro- ticipation in future activities. Come exotic tastes. w~re the same silly outfit: white ceeds go to the United Way. Stop out, join the fun; and support your Screams of terror filtered shirt, black pants, black derby hat, by the SGA office or call (954) 476- · school. throug.h the highly decorated · bl3:ck sh~es, and white gloves. Simi- tf ;;; L ·~ s. Goodwm Classrooms when over 100 lanty paid off for the SGA members · anxious children from the Big Broth- who un~nimously won the costume ers/Big Sisters organization toured contest m the ~~st Group_ category. our annual haunted house with trepi- Eac~ SC~A pa1:1icipant received a free dation. SGA members, dressed in movie ticket for the Cobb theaters~ ghastly costumes, were strategically THE PRESENT placed throughout the dark maze of So far, over on_e-hun~ed cans horror. Groups of three to five have be~n collected m.SGA s cam~ed people were led through the house f~od dnve. All donations are bemg II of fright by our courageous tour given toPoverelloFoodB~nk .Ho~­ guide, Shalini Maharaj. eve.r, the canned fo?d dnve 1s sti~l Upon entering the gruesome tak~ng p~ace. So , bnng your contn- dwelling, all eyes were cast upon but10ns m today·1 . what appeared to be a sleeping vam- . Just lo?k fo~ the bnghtly colored pire. Once the participants turned signs des1gnatm~ drop-off are~s. their backs,. the gory vampire, played Bo.xe~ are ~laced.mall of the maJor by Jason Gavril, awoke from his bmldm~s, mclud1~g Rosenthal and slumber stirring shrieks of alarm. _ Goodwm.. Don~tlons can also be The·n, Jason from Friday the . brought,duectly m to the SGA ~f­ l 3th, portrayed by Michael Fischer, fice; Help support your commumty jumped out from behind blue tarps and donate today. to scare the terror-seekers. Soon af- . S~A has finally completed their ter the strobe lights faded, the par- il_lustnous w~b page! The page, de­ takers clambered over uneven terrain signed by Nick Catalfamo, covers and encountered two cackling every acti~io/ in. which S~A is cur­ witches performed by Kate Moore re~tly part1c1patm~, contai~s all the . and Karen Wasekanes. As the anx- .mmutes from previous meetmgs, and . ious children turned the corner a gives one the opportunity to meet the glow-in-the-dark skull, acted out by officers and representativ~s, face to Margie Showalter, reached out and face. Ifyou have any question~, .com­ tapped their unsuspecting limbs. ments, or concerns please visit our While running for the nearest home page at http://www.nova.edu/ I

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6 November 1996 . The Knight Newspaper Page5 Dr. Robert Schiller Provides Insight on Cigar Third in Education Changes from the cover Last Race and writing. hers of the Teacher's Guild. Look The curriculum will emphasize for postings of the lectures in upcom­ frompagel writing in particular. For example, ing issues of The Knight. ing world by ending Cigar's sixteen tum, Alphabet Soup found a nice tests will no longer have multiple A main goal of the education race win streak in August's Pacific spot in the clear behind the hot pace choice tests but essay . main goal of the de p ~rt - Classic at Del Mar. (22.80, 46.40, I: I 0.40) set by and short answer. . · · . . ment ts to Yet the critics still chided longshotAtticus and Louis Quatorze. "People who write education department IS prepare Hofman 's charge for never winning Atticus was finished after a mile in well have been shown o prepare competent competent · at the Classic distance of a mile and I :35.40, and the others closed in. to have b~tter analyti- tud t ·t. . · b• ·students to a quarter. Following the San Anto­ One hundred to one hometown cal skills. s en s O . ecome b e c O m e nio triumph, Alphabet Soup was left longshot Mt Sassafras snuck through In add~tion to the competent teachers. . c:ompetent behind in the Santa Anita Handicap; on the rail as Louis Quatorze began concentration on core teachers. ending up tenth of eleven after the his kick. Cigar motored up, ex­ studies, the curriculum will also fo- .The department will even guarantee grueling ten furlongs. tremely wide on the far tum, while cus on the internship. Field experi- competency to any school that hires Laid off for better than five Alphabet Soup battled in between ence gives the student a chance to a Nova student as a teacher. If the months, Alphabet Soup's return to horses. Down the lane, Cigar hung, practice his or her skills in the work- school hiring a Nova student sees the races was scintillating. In .the and Mt. Sassafras threw in the towel. ing world. The department wants any capability problems, Nova will Grade 3 Pat O'Brien Handicap at That left Louis Quatorze and Alpha­ students to know what to expect as a reeducate the student for free. seven panels, the gray exploded at bet Soup in a thrilling finish. The teacher. Dr. Robert Schiller oversees . the finish, leaving Lit De Justice in gray passed the sophomore and In addition to a fine educational many plans for the future ofthe edu­ his wake. Once again, Alphabet looked a sure winner, but Louis Qua­ program, the department will also cation department at NSU. Let's Soup's form was intensified when torze came back strongly to miss by offer education outside of the class- hope that the ambitious goals will the vanquished Lit won the Breed­ a long nose in track record time of room. This year, the department is prove to make Nova a competitive ers Cup' Sprint a few hours before 2:01. Dismissed at odds of 19-1, hosting a series of lectures by mem- intuition for teacher edutation. the Classic. Alphabet Soup rewarded his back­ After a neck defeat in the Del ers by paying $41.20, 15.30, 6.00, Mar Breeders' Cup Handicap, Al­ on a two dollar win, place, show phabet Soup crossed the line in front wager. . ~ t .J .,~ . r!, i' I" I'' Ii . s~.... , 1· "i'i J~ of Dare and Go again in the While the Alphabet Soup B I,J4J ti -·~ < X~ ,,.l ; ·.. ,~ "''l ,tY I~~- .,J~ Goodwood Handicap. Yet the stew­ team whooped it up in the winner's ards claimed that McCarron's mount circle, most fans realized that they $2.95 Monthly interfered with others in the stretch had witnessed the end of an era. Ci­ · Paid Rnnually . and he was placed third by disquali­ gar, gallant in his third place finish, fication. had now lost three of his last four Hofmans faced a dilemma. Run starts after the win streak. Acknowl­ in the Sprint or take on Cigar and the edging that his star had lost a step, big money at an unproven distance owner Allen Paulson retired the son in the Classic. Confident in his · of Palace Music after the race with steed's ability, he chose the latter. nineteen wins in thirty-two starts and After pocketing the $2,080,000 earnings of almost 10 million dol­ winner's share of the purse, Bofmans lars. knew that he had made the right Hofmans indicated that Al­ choice. phabet Soup would run next year as McCarron put Alphabet Soup in a six year old, and that he would like perfect position throughout at Wood­ to race probable three year old cham­ bine. Breaking from post position pion Skip Away, who defeated Ci­ ·thirteen, Mc Carron hustled his gar in the Jockey Club Gold Cup last mount out of the gate. Into the first month. t.'J.'lt'I. 19641 \\t.t:::~,1a 1 ~ '\\\ 'I."'\i.!l?I'\ 91.. 1497

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Page 6 The Kni~ht Newspaper 6 November 1996 ~ Clinton: Back for another four by Daniel Blagg Contributing Writer

If Bill Clinton wins re-election est tax increase in history. ever vote on Congressional term lim­ of public reaction to the closedown for a second term as President of the Dogged by accusations of sexual its, welfare reform, tax cuts for fami­ represented the greatest political United States, his success will be misconduct, Whitewater suspicions, lies, strong national defense mea­ blunder in decades. Defeated and primarily due to the performance of flip-flop behavior and an unwilling­ sures and a balanced budget amend­ discredited, they withdrew to be­ the Republican Party and its Presi­ ness to exercise American muscle in ment. Newt occupied the Speaker's come "the bad guys." dential Nominee-Bob Dole. An Foreign affairs, Clinton's standing in chair and daily press conferences The President's refusal to be bul­ election that ought to be a referen­ the polls plwnmeted to the lowest underlined his abrasive, aggressive lied heralded a transformatiol) in his · dum on Mr. Clinton's four years in point of any president since records leadership. Clinton appeared des­ popularity.· Bolstered by an economy office has become at least as much a began. Bill Clinton had all the trap­ tined for domination by a Republi­ in the best shape for thirty years, referendwn on two-year old Repub- pings of a one-term president. can-led Congress. fewer serious crimes, welfare reform lican Congress. · · Smelling blood, Republicans moved · Intoxicated with newly acquired and a containable foreign policy, When an electorate, tired of poli­ in for the kill. Pledged to The Con­ power, the Republicans seemed un­ Clinton's popularity soared. tics as usual, voted Bill Clinton into tract with America, they pursuaded stoppable until they presented a bal­ Moreover, his most vulnerable office in November 1992, they did America's voters to dismantle the anced budget amendment for aspect--character--hsa almost been so in anticipation of change. The Democrats' forty-year lock on Con­ Clinton's signature. The President forgotten by an electorate anesthe­ new President promised an end to gress. veteod the Bill. He claimed that cuts tized by the inconclusive two-year, Big Government, heath care for all The electorate passed control of in Medicare, education and environ­ forty million dollar Whitewater Con­ Americans, "the end of welfare as we the US Senate and The US House of mental protection imposed unaccept­ gressional investigation, chaired by know it," economic stimulus, free Representatives to the GOP. Newt able hardship on the most vulnerable Republican attack-dog, Senator trade and more. Gingrich and the new Republican sections of society. In the ensuing Alphonse D' Amato. Clearly, the Within eighteen months, Guard steamrollered their new right­ battle the Republicans, in an effort President owes a great deal to the Clinton's policies foundered on wing agenda through Congress with to force the President's hand, not · Republican Party, a debt consider­ gridlock, lack of support from his lightning speed. Bill Clinton and the only threatened but closed down the ably enhanced when Bob Doleac­ own party, political misjudgment by Democratic Party, stunned in defeat, Government-not once, but twice. cepted the Party's nomination for the appointment of the First Lady to reeled at the pace. Ten Bills in the The monumental miscalculation, by President. lead heath care reform, and the larg- first hundred days included: a first Gingrich and the new Republicans, see CLINTON page IO Campus Clubs Cooperate for NCAAW from the cover Restaura dollars to students, faculty, dent Affairs. Second prize was a and staff who were stopped around $40 gift certificate to T.G.I.Friday's campus at designated sites and were Restaurant. rewarded for wearing their seat In addition to the above activi­ belts. ties held specific days, a variety of On Thursday, the Wellness Cen­ other events occurred throughout ter and Delta Phi Epsilon sponsored the week. Over 20 clubs and orga­ two speakers on Alcohol Abuse. nizations on campus participated in One speaker, Officer Coin from the this year's NCAAW. The Davie Police Department, demon­ Pre-Med Society, Phi Sigma strated a mock DUI arrest. Sigma, and Student Government all In addition to the speakers, lots sponsored information tables in of prizes were raffled off to those in front of the Parker Building and in attendance, including t-shirts, com­ the Rosenthal Student Center dur­ edy club passes, and Florida Pan­ ing the week. ther tickets. The event was held in Phi Sigma Sigma sponsored the the Goodwin Classroom, which was wrecked car parked on the north side filled to capacity. of campus. Also, Residential Life On Friday was the annual and Phi Sigma Sigma made several "Smart Drink Contest" hosted by appearances as "The Crash Test the Wellness Center and SHAPE. Dummies" throughout the week. Fifteen dollars were given to each Because of all the participation team to make a non-alcoholic drink. from NSU's students, faculty, and First prize was four tickets to Disney staff, this year's NCAA'~/ was the World, generously donated by Joe best ever. Lakovitch, Vice President for Stu- I

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by Rick Bauer Contributing Writer Every now and then, audiences Most new alternative bands rely and critics alike can draw congruent on guitar riffs, angst-filled lyrics and conclusions about a new artist. Con- walls of distorted by Brian Q sidering the sounds to sculpt a WNSUDJ sweepmg suc­ musical product. What does the 1970's Swedish Moon" is the band's third release. cess in both the ~ Ill ..,"'- rAt, Dishwalla, how­ band Abba have in common with the · This is really packed with sales and reviews ~ ever, seems to take Cardigans? They have two girls and jazz, a lot of '60's influence, and of their debut al- ~ a much more quali­ bum "Pet Your~ two guys and poppy happy choruses Elastica kicking guitar. -0:: tative approach to F r i e n d s , " ~ · that we can sing along to.· Well, that Nina hasn't changed a bit, but the . ..,,,... making music. The brings us to the '90's and you've got rest of the band has expanded to big Dishwalla seems c album's foundation Ace of Base. and better things. You should be to be one such rests on . strong have the above impressed with their cover of Black act. melodies delivered and then some. Besides amazing Sabbath's "Iron Man" and watch for Dishwalla's with incredible sales in Japan, Sweden, and Europe, the video for "" on MTV, debut album strength and preci­ they also have more than a little help plus expect some airplay here at single "Counting ...... sion by front-man with Nina Persson's voice of gold. Nova. Blue Cars" was, debata6ly; the big­ J.R. Richards. The chord progres­ With not a member older than 23, "First Band on the Moon is out gest. alternative hit of the summer sions on "Pet Your Friends" are col­ the Cardigans could have fooled me now on Mercury, so you can get it and their second single, "Charlie orfill and inventive. The instrumen­ into thinking they have been around everywhere. Brown's Parents" is rising on the tation is structured around the spe­ since the '60's. "First Band on the charts. Though it is nearly impos­ cific needs of the individual songs...... _ .. ~ ...... ~ " ~ ____ •l sible to judge the formula for suc­ This is, quite simply, a strong debut. ··~i cess in today's music industry, · From an artist's point of view, Dishwalla seems to have an idea. lead vocalist J .R. Richards is one of "Pet Your Friends" has a cross­ the strongest singers in music today. ;s,: s over ability not seen in an alterna­ His senses 'Of pitch and tonality are tive album since Alanis Morrisette's superior, as demonstrated by the pre­ "Jagged Little Pill" struck the charts cision with which he executes the 1•1 .... " with hurricane force at the beginning tracks on "Pet Your Friends." of the year. The vocal screams and Richards' coupling of an impressive distorted guitars characteristic of vocal range with a thick and hearty most works in the genre are missing sound will certainly help Dishwalla's I'l~: from Dishwalla's debut. The album chances for mainstream success. is instead a clean, clear, well-pro­ The quality is there. Whether you duced collection of songs that are are a fan of alternative music or not, /i technically superior to this year's "Pet Your Friends" is worth the buy. ·:.: competition. The Career Resource -Center Announces But if Dole had Won ... our new Drop In hours! by Mary Matos ernment, and other evils, we have Business Manager elected President-Elect Dole in an effort to return to the traditions that Tuesda-ys from 10:00 to Noon On November 5, 1996, the helped make America the most pros­ Wednesda-ys from 2:00 to 4:00 American electorate made a clear perous country in the world. statement ofits priorities by electing We can expect Bob Dole to up­ These drop in sessions are on a first~come, first-served Bob Dole as the last president of the hold the standards of morality ar.d patriotism that were void in the ·i basis and are availal:>le for a 1g minute block to review millennium. Although many a liberal will an­ former president Bill Clinton. 'On resume~ cover letters, and answer those ~job the issue of.. foreign policy, we can . "'::~ nounce that times have changed and ~~ .search questions:. the presidency no longer represents expect Dole to be a conscientious and the values held by our country's fore­ qualified president to deplof US ~1 For more information or to set up a longer appointment. please call the fathers, in an era plagued with im­ troops when necessary without the CRC at 47S-1S04 morality, poverty, corruption in gov- see DOLE page 12 •r-·--~1 ~ .. ~~ I

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iFilmI Two Days in the Valley: an . . Adequate Pulp Fiction Imitation by Danise Rincon Even a suicidal, washed up director/ Contributing Writer One should also remember the together, in the end it is unfortun~te writer gains the audience's sympa­ divorced cop who has been sus­ to realize you were still waiting to thy. Eventually he has the audience's pended from his job before he can "Out pulps Pulp -Fiction!'; is find .out what happened to one -last respect after he, too, performs a he­ save his precious community, the what the critics have said. The un­ character ( an overly-motivated cop). roic act. Valley. The issue of ethnicity is also derlying implication here is that Two Somehow director John The second significant difference embraced, even if it means includ- Days in the Valley is better at outra­ Hirtchfeld can narrate a story where between the two movies is .how the mgan geous torytelling than the original, contract killers, a suicidal out--of- outrageous storyline develops. In array of characters within one Pulp Fiction. The question is, of work director/writer, a nurse with a Pulp Fiction, the originality lies in a storyline. There is an Italian hitman, course, are "they" right? snobby brother whose secretary has temporal circle, where the beginning a beautiful blonde murderess, a As in Pulp Fiction, the main no backbone,. an Olympic athlete, of the movie doesn't necessarily im­ sweet Vietnamese girl forced by so­ characters in Two l)ays in the and even a couple of dogs can cross ply that the rest of the events will ciety to prostitute herself, and yes, Valley are out to "hit" certain paths and inevitably end up in the follow in chronological order. Be­ there is even a point where we are people to get away with a great deal sa.me situation. .·. · . cause this style of story-telling is in- presented with a black golfer (for of money. The ploftherefore relies Two Days in the Valley is evi- novative, it is o_bvious that Two Days only a minute). on the bad guys accomplishing their dently, an imitation of the hit movie in the Valley would be too much of a Whether Hirtchfeld's idea was to mission in the Valley, which unfor­ • Pulp Fiction. There are two rna:in rip-off of Pulp Fiction if it were to appeal to a diverse market or simply tunately results in unexpected situa­ differences. First, you know who the follow the same route. make the story as unrealistic as pos­ tions with unusual p.eople. heroes are. In Pulp Fiction , every There are interesting social situ­ sible, one might say he has accom­ As different characters in the character does something respect- ations in the movie. For instance, plished both. movie are introduced, the viewer can able, even the bad guys. However, Hirtchfeld has included a multitude Resulting analysis: If you loved expect confusion, but eventually un­ as the story develops in Two Day~ in of characters diverse in social class Pulp Fiction, you'll probably get a derstands how and at what point all the Valley , the more important~har- and ethnicity. The class issue arises . kick out of Two Days in the Valley. the characters will tie-in together. acters are noticed; even if they .had when a snobby hostage takes no heed Is it worth a night out at the movies? Although the characters do come been bad from the beginning. · of the people around him as he wor- If you're a student, sure, because all /------" For instance, although the Ital- ries only about his own situation and you have to pay is $3.75. Now, is it I \ ian hitman is, at one point, one of problems, and with the once-poor worth the $6 ticket? If you have the bad guys, his character develops Italian who used to work in a pizze­ nothing better to spend your money and eventually wins the hand of a fair ria before becoming a hit-man (re­ on, then it's worth dishing out some lady secretary (also Italian) and saves warded in the end by winning the cash. her from a tedious, uneventful life. hand of the secretary). Tin Cup, Definite Date _Movie by Matthew B. Veronesi makmg Costner miserable. And Johnson 1s one of the most succe~s- c on t n"b u t•mg w n•t er Cheech Marin. looks at home. as a ful pros on the. tour.. Costner,. with . . . wise caddy. All the actors did a fine help from his caddy, decides to go Aft~r the sm~mg of Kevm job of portraying their characters re- for the girl, and also qualify for the Costne~ s last movie, Water W?rld, alistically. Ron Shelton proves again US open. ' . he ts b~ck on dry la~d agam ~nd that he is the best writer and director Dr. . Molly Gnswold (Russo) *Want One? back ~akm~ Costner-like movies. of sports films today. shows up to Roy's driying ~ange to Are your idea's A's but your Reumted with Ron Shelton, who In Tin Cup, Kevin Costner is a take golflessons. Ro):' considers at­ grades C's? Now there's a wrote B~ll Durham, Costn~r plays a bum, a driving range pro, who is tracting Molly's attent10n by becom­ way to improve your grades! I profess10nal golfer who ts totally scruffy looking. Costner's charac- ing her patient, ~ut that doesn't wo~k WRITING CONSULTANT I wacko. . . . ter is Roy (Tin Cup) McAvoy, who because Molly 1s attached to D~vtd Review, Editing & Proofreading of: I Kevm Costner_ gives a likable seems to have a talent for enjoying Simms (Johnson), Roy's longtime Outlines, Content & Format, Footnoting I performance that bnngs back i:nemo- failure. He meets Rene Russo and rival: This is the point at which & Bibliographies, for Oral & Wrltten I Reports, Term Papers & Theses ries of the charm he show_ed 1~ Bull falls hard for her. Romeo (Marin) suggests to Roy that I Durham. Ren~e Russo sh~nes m her Enter former .team member of if he won the US open it would I I first_ r~al comic role playmg a very Costner's college years Don Johnson surely impress the good Doctor. I C~rn.o~R.apbum I reahsttc Doctor of Psychology. Don who has already fallen hard for After this point the movie concen­ \ 1859 N. Pine Island Rd., Suite 156, Plantation, FL 33322 J Johnson plays a go~d troubl_emaker Russo. In college, Costner was the trates on serious sports competition, Rochelle Penczak (954) 71~5/ ,c~ who goes through this film with glee, better golfer, but on the pro tour, see KEVIN on 12 ...... , ...... ,. , ...... , ...... , ...... &".- a •-l60•· & 4L &• • , & a • .. 6 November I 996 The Knight Newspaper Page9 ,Campus Moving from Me to We: Reflecting on the October 24th Teleconference by Jessica Capote . . . , . . . mayor of Cooper City and Director motive, for representatives to gain Contributing Writer We: Renewmg Amenca s C1v1c Life of the Women's Resource Institute, funds by advertising their videos and in an Information Age, addressed Suellen Fardelmann and Lou Frazer publications. Becoming a member Did you know that approxi- these issues. The teleconference, from Habitat for Humanity. of these non-profits .also entails a mately 50% of adults .in the United followed by a distinguished panel of There was talk on people find- · membership fee. Dr. Barker ex­ States volunteer within their commu- guests from the local community and ing their self interest, and becoming . pressed a concern for the underly- nities for four or more hours per NSU, was jointly sponsored by the part ofsomething enjoyable to them. ing . · · week? Where do you stand in rela- Offic~ of Continuing Education and It is likely something is already on- motives o_f these organizations. tion to community issues and needs? The Farquhar Center for Under­ . going. Follow your passions? Pan- An important suggestion raised Ha:ve you decided that you would graduate Studies. elists also spoke on how negative · ·· by the local panel included educat­ like to become part of the solution? The national panel for the tele­ cainpaigning ( focusing on the prob- .ing children at an early age about the . Are you confused concemiilg your · · conference included Charalayne le1ns in society) is ineffective. lfwe .. importance of civic participation. role as a citizen in renewing our Hunter-Gault, don't talk about what we have sue- -· · ·- Programs like SCORE, which country's communities? Do you of The Newshour with Jim ceeded at, then .we won't think we foster community activities, also believe that social· responsibility is . Leherer, as the moderator and E.J. can succeed at anything. Civic par- · serve to enhance a more comprehen­ the government's responsibility? Dionne, Jr., Benjamin Barber and ticipa:tion has made a difference! sive education. We do not live in a . In a presidential election year, Adam Meyerson as panel members. Among the local panel, Dr. Barry · bubble. these are important questions to con- Local panelists included two mem­ Barker was very skeptical of the . : Inevitably, we need to help each sider. On Thursday, October 24, bers fortheNSU student community, message being sent by the panel other for the advancement ofthe glo­ 1996, from 2:00-4:30 p.m., in the Herve Jean-Pierre and Carrie broadcasted. He saw an underlying ·bal community. Mailman Hollywood Building Audi- Giordano. Faculty included Dr. Bar­ ~~~--~·•,··~·••l!W.'"!':''"] torium, a live, interactive, national bara Brodman and Dr. Barry Barker. video teleconference, From Me to Also on the local panel were the f THE DOLLAR STORE 'i: ,, "STRETCH YOUR 650-8115 "STRETCH YOUR DOLLAR" DOLLAR" "HOME OF lOOO'S OF TRADITIONAL AND .------,UNUSUAL $1 . 0 0 . ITEMS AND MORE" WE' RE SCHOOL SUPPLIES LOCATED CLEANING SUPPLIES PHOTO FRAMES AT GIFT BAGS & CARDS THE PUBLIX PLAZA NOVELTY GIFT ITEMS UNIVERSITY FRAMED ART CANDLES & INCENSE AND SPECIAL ORDERS/ BULK ORDERS GRIFFEN ROAD AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!! •

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(954) 430-1776 Room 208 or call 370-5670 our qualifications and experience. • 6 November1996 The Knight Newspaper Page 11 Bronx Bombers Win World Series in 6 from page 2 bleak. Facing the crafty Tom Glavine in batters that he worked to. lead, and Torre was quick to go to his squeezed the third out in his mitt, all Game Three, the Yankees' offensive Loading the bases in extra innings, hot relief corps. When Wetteland was tensions were released and the celebra­ woes continued. Glavine allowed Yankee skipper sent the ach- handed the sphere in quest of his tion began. The only one earned run and four hits in ing up to the plate to fourth straight save, the House that had won the World Series for the first seven frames of work. Enter Greg pinch hit for Andy Fox. Versus lefty Ruth Built was in pandemonium. time since 1978. McMichael to awaken the sleeping Steve Avery, Boggs worked out a walk Ghosts of Dimaggio, Mantle, Gehrig, All season long, the Yankees bats. McMichael's changeups looked to give his club the lead. Wetteland Munson, and .the Babe himself hung showed true grit and determination. as big as grapefruits and he didn't re­ slammed the lid shut on the Braves to in the air as Wettleland worked to This is a diverse team, composed of tire a hitter. ~ two run preserve the comeback win. Mark Lemke in the bottom of the aging veterans, phenoms, and cast- homer iced the game, as Game Five gave Pettitte an oppor- ninth. Atlanta was attempting a mini- aways. Wade Boggs, perhaps the completed a gutsy six innings of work. tunity to redeem himself. The tall rally when Lemke skied one near the greatest hitter in the last twenty-five Not owning his best stuff, Cone battled southpaw nibbled on the comers all Brave dugout. Yankee third-baseman years, had never won a World Series through tough spots, leaving with a 2- night long in his ongoing duel with avoided a batboy and ring. Neither had slugger . 1 lead. The exceptional bullpen of the Smoltz. The Braves starter was bril- tumbled into the teepee, losing the ball and Dwight Yankees pulled through with Mariano liant as well, allowing only 1 run. But in his struggle to remain on his feet. Gooden were all but banished from Rivera, , and John one score was more than enough. Lemke had another chance. Wetteland baseball. Key and Cone had to rebuild Wetteland shutting the door on the Pettitte found himself in jams only to peered out from under his filthy cap, their arms from devastating injury. Braves. methodically work his way out of and dealt another hard one to the feisty There are no true superstars on the Game Four started ·dismally for trouble. After twirling eight innings Atlanta second-sacker. Again, Lemke Yankees, no savior to carry them into the Yankees. Starter of magic; the Yankee ace reluctantly popped up to Hayes. Hearts collec- glory. All the Pinstripers know their fell behind Brave hitters and Atlanta relinquished the ball to Wetteland, tively stopped beating in New York as distinct roles. All play their part. All batsmen were salivating on the rare who gave Yankee fans heart palpita- Hayes waited interminably for the are tough. And New Yorkers wouldn't good offerings. Former Yankee farm­ tions for most of the regular season. horsehide to come down. As he have it any other way. hand Fred McGriff homered to deep Dialysis mac_hines hummed through- (.14' 4' .14' 4' .14' .I .Ip ETRY\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\.\ center, and Marquis Grissom's two­ out the_Emptre _State as former Yan- ,,,,,,,,,,, o. ,,,,,,,,,1 run double gave Atlanta a four run lead kee Lms Poloma roped a Wetteland · · · · after two innings. It was 6-0 after five fastball to deep rightfield. But Paul o· f .C: when rookie Andruw Jones doubled O'Neill,sufferingfromlegproblems, fl fl- 1OVe O ffiY 1l1e home Chipper Jones. was positioned perfectly by bench . • bl . With the Yankees offense stymied Jose Cardenal. O'Neill gingerly COmm.UfilCa e by Roy J .. Sm~th IV . by Denny Neagle, champagne corks hobbled to his right and snared the . Contnbutmg Writer were heard popping throughout the liner to send the series back to New dt• Sease stay the fuck back Confederacy. But New York would York for Game Six. i love myself so god damn much not stay down. Nibbling back into the Braves manager Bobby Cox by Roy J. Smith IV that offering razors to my veins contest with three runs in the sixth, turned to Maddux, the yardstick by Contributing Writer just to bleed you back into the insig- pinch-hitter belted a Mark which all pitc~ers in this decade are the yellow nificant Wohlers slider over the left field wall measured agamst. Torre countered d . is viable . h . K h . G 1ea · sme11 mg wa11 s . two innings later to tie the score. wit 11mmy ey, t e 1oser m ame · k b bbl f h"t · . · volatile though twitching beyond Leyritz' blast brought hope back to a Two. Key, a little lefty with a big spo e a e o w t e n01se . ' the buzz from the chrome plated my skm team with a broken soul. Atlanta fans h eart, h as com b a tt e d arm probl ems tior . . . erratic shaking & pulsing above my most of his career yet has been a bas- electrical slits were mortified, and a great hush fell ' · · eyebrows upon Fulton County Stadium. tion of consistency for the Toronto harmomzed & sedated . Fired up, the Yankees turned to the Blue Jays and New York. Keeping the jelly filled neurons poundmg bullpen. Sidearmer JeffNelson hurled Atlanta hitters off-balance by chang· creeping up the meaty stem it back do~ my throat . two scoreless innings. Rivera pitched ing speeds, the veteran Key was able of my brain let the music fill every wrmkle & out of some trouble in the eighth, and to keep the Yankees in the contest. Joe all the inanimate share more hole . the unheralded Lloyd erased the two Girardi's triple gave New York the hospital antiseptically non-artistic n? m~lody, Just brash rhythm truths give it to me hard & brutal r than do the vocal boxes DANS UN JARDIN ,.,u .. ,. ' created by god remember your reflection PERFUMERIES & blessed by wisdom . or maybe just your ideals . become the form you were before IS NOW LOOKING FOR YOU! much like the omnipresent i came into your life · ••••• roach We have now 3 stores who will need your help...... v. the wav~s, the rays, the static, the nothing the twisting in my guts The locations are: JARDIN£ .. ·buzz, the high pitched warning they all know · reminiscent of the emptiness before GAUER/A MALL in Fort Lauderdale & nod approvingly & during BROWARD MAU in Plantation i sleep puke myself up just to swallow again Contact: Nathalie or Christine at 1-800-214-5570 like my pride *** Please mention which store you would like to work in. knowing they could solidify at any time i 'U Spit the taste of bile CORAL SQUARE MALL in Coral Springs & rip through me to the ground ••• This particular store will be opening on October 20th. So if you are interested to . much like diamond laced girders left to mix in the puddles work at this store only, please call as soon as possible at 1-800-214-5570 and ask for all with their unintentional · of god's tears upon the concrete Nathalie or Christine. Please mention the name of the store. You will also notify that beginning to think it's the only way ~e will also need permanent staff and seasonal staff for this opening. A conversation i '11 ever exchange fluids with daddy. I

Page 12 The Knight Newspaper 6 November 1996 Kevin Costner To Drink or Notto Drink? Returns to by Sandi Kell Wellness Center Familiar Style Administrative Assistant frompage8 As college students, we are sent event had a specific purpose. The second place winner was the which Shelton makes for good varying messages on alcohol and One of the major events was the Second Floor Goodwin Blenders with drama. drinking. It is considered more than · Smart Drink Contest. The third an­ "Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde." Two hon­ While Tin Cup isn't for every­ acceptable to go out and get drunk on nual contest helps to show that"non-­ orable mentions were given to Alpha one, many viewers who normally a given Friday night simply because alcoholic drinks taste good too. Each Phi Omega and The Pre-Med Soci­ stay away from sports movies may we are in college. Is this right? Is drink is judged on originality, appear­ ety. The judging was tense and diffi­ want to view this one. It is very this moral? Is this how we want other ance, and taste. These drinks cannot cult but Dr. Alford, Dr. Cavanaugh, funny and has convincing perfor-· people to see college life? have alcohol and are truly creative by and Dr. Ferriss rose to the challenge. mances by the actors. The film has While I admit to having had my design. Over eighteen teams signed There were so many great teams too many fake-endings, but that share of bad drinking mistakes, I also up for this year's contest and they that I'd like to mention a few of them. gives the viewer time to fully enjoy admit that I can party sober. This is came up with some interesting cre­ The Knight Newspaper came up with the film. Tin Cup is a definite date probably one of the reasons that we ations. The winners of the contest the "Knights of Passion," Beta Theta 1 have a National Collegiate Alcohol were the Reside'ntial Life Resident Pi created "A Little Something Bet­ f1ieRepublican Awareness Week. · Advisors from the Cultural Living ter Than Water," and the Resident Stu­ National Collegiate Alcohol Center (CLC). Their team name was dent Association created "Raspberry Fantasy Awareness Week was the week of Miami Vice Crocket and Tubbs. The Sizzle Appeal." We'd like to thank from page 7 October 21-25, 1996. This week dealt drink interestingly enough was called all of the participants and judges, and hesitation of an anti-patriotic former with numerous topics and events con­ "Sexual Explosion" which even had we hope to see all of you again next president who would not represent cerning alcohol and its effects. Each its own disclaimer. year. his own country at war: Although many citizens share the view that the presidency has no busi­ ness dictating the nation's moral de­ cisions, we must accept that his lead­ ership, role carries widespread influ­ ential power on those being led. The •. decision to elect Dole/Kemp. illus- trates the people's choice for a team, that focuses on preparing the nation's youth for the 21st century through higher standards in education accom­ plished by public and private school choice. Clinton, on the other hand, could only deliver a message of irrespon­ sible promiscuity by forcing tax pay­ ers to fund the abortions· resulting thereof. As Dole promoted the vol­ untary school prayer amendment, Clinton appealed to MTV viewers by reaffirming his decision to experi­ ment with drugs as a youth. America made ;a clear choice of the path it wants to follow into the 21st century by electing Bob Dole. President-Elect Dole will award ~iJw \l CMl'>J<: wilhQt;.,1 llelio;.t, (M.rr res11ttloru.·1~MPPIY- 1-800-.USA·RIIL tism, honesty, duty and iood old American morals. Long live the GOP!