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STATEÊBUDGETÊCRISISÊÊÊ CSU SYSTEM RAISES TUITION BY 15 PERCENT Despite freezing admission Nov. 10, the CSU Board of Trustees voted to charge an additional 5 percent — or $2,115 BEST OF last year and receiving more $105 — for the spring semester for full-time Cost of attending a CSU undergraduate students, who currently pay state funding, CSU system $2,115 per semester. In addition, a 10-per- next semester faces a budget shortfall. cent increase, which is $444, will go into effect for the 2011-12 academic year. By Justin Kauker [ ] Students will pay an estimated $549 san diego S W more for classes by Fall 2011, and tuition $4,884 will rise from $4,440 to $4,884 a year. Cost of attending a CSU best happy hour The California State University system According to the Board of Trustees, this next academic year announced that it will raise tuition fees by mid-year tuition increase will allow the 15 percent next year to sustain enrollment, CSU system to add about 3,000 courses for classes and services for current students. winter and spring 2011. The course number This decision comes on the heels of an is expected to double next academic year. 180,000 ZANZIBAR 8-percent UC fee increase proposed by UC [ San Diego State University’s A.S. Council ] President Mark G. Yudof on Nov. 8. Number of students fully In a statement released last Wednesday, See CSU, page 3 covered by financial aid Day of Action Called to Protest Fee Increase By Nisha Kurani Lam said that there is not a delegation representing A  N E UCSD students going to UCSF. “We are not sending a delegation because that Thursday Calling upon the spirit of protests past, students from — the Thursday when the fee hike will be proposed and the UC campuses have declared Nov. 16 to be the UC voted on — is Founders’ Day here at UCSD,” Lam said. Unity Day of Action against a proposed 8-percent tuition “The administration that we want to reach will be here increase. at UCSD.” WILL LOTHERINGTON / GUARDIAN Students from various UC campuses will unite at the Distance and unfamiliarity with the UCSF campus also UC Board of Regents meeting held from Nov. 16 and 18 to made traveling to lobby unlikely. lobby against the fee increases proposed in UC President “Last year the Regents’ meeting was at UCLA,” Lam Mark G. Yudof’s Nov. 8 open letter to California. If passed, said. “This year it’s at UCSF, a graduate school that is much ON CAMPUS —NEDA SALAMAT the fees will go into effect during the 2011-12 school year. farther away and much less accessible.” Nov. 16 marks the start of a three-day meeting for the He added that the A.S. External Affairs office plans If you can’t be bothered driving to the nearest bar to get your drink UC Board of Regents held at UC San Francisco, where offi- to broadcast the Regents meeting live on Thursday on on, stumble into Zanzibar Cafe, located conveniently inside The Loft cials will propose actions such as decreasing pensions and Library Walk so students can hear the proposal for the on the second floor of PC. Zanzibar is open from 4 p.m. to midnight, raising fees to stabilize the UC budget deficit. According fee hike. Monday through Friday, and has Happy Hour every weekday from 5 to A.S. Vice President of External Affairs Michael Lam, the “We will broadcast the proposal to inform the students to 7 p.m., where drinks are $4 for a pint and $5 for any glass of wine. board will vote on the 8-percent fee hikes on Nov. 18, the about the fee increase, “ Lam said. “We do stand in solidar- Not that Zanzibar is any old dive — it’s pure class. A regular stop last day of the meeting. ity with the other UC campuses that are going.” for professors and grad students, Zanzibar’s happy hour munchies Delegations of students from various UC campuses — UC Berkeley and UC Davis are two of the campuses that include high-brow picks like sauteed soy-ginger edamame for $3; mainly those geographically closer to UCSF — will travel will send students to UCSF to lobby against the fee hikes. $4 soy-ginger chicken wings; a $7 cheese plate stacked with three to the Regents meeting on Nov. 17 and 18 to lobby and The 8-percent increase will occur on top of the 32-per- types of cheese (brie, sharp cheddar and blue), served with fig jelly protest against the fee hike. cent increase that passed during the Regents’ meeting last and bread or the Mediterranean plate with couscous, eggplant caviar, November. creamy hummus, bread and kalamata olives — all for $6. At this If implemented, tuition and student fees will increase point, the cute bartenders are just an added bonus. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART by $822 next year, resulting in a total annual fee of $12,150. After the meeting next week, the Regents will meet best place to watch the deathly hallows on the UCSD campus from Jan. 18 to Jan. 20. Since more people will be informed about the fee hikes by then, Lam said that A.S. External Affairs office is planning a rally. “The fee hikes will most likely pass [this November],” said Lam. “ We are planning something big for when the [FASHION VALLEY] UC Board of Regents comes down here [for there next meeting].”

Readers can contact Nisha Kurani at [email protected]. OFF CAMPUS —ANGELA CHEN The penultimate installment of the epic fantasy saga hits theaters this Friday (look for our film review on Nov. 18) and for that, you definitely need the best seats in the house. Watching the magical trio — Harry, Ron and Hermione — hunt for Horcruxes just wouldn’t be the same in a tiny theatre, sans IMAX. Luckily, Edwards Mira Mesa — located 21 minutes from campus — has a massive, magic- worthy screen and plush seating to keep you comfortable throughout the midnight premiere. Not a diehard? Only 17 minutes away from UCSD is Fashion Valley mall, with a wide selection of goodies to snack on. Post show, head outside the theatre and indulge in a wide selection of after-movie shopping to work through your frustration at having to wait six months for the last installment (Louis Vuitton for those looking to spend, and H&M for students on a tighter bud- PHOTOS BY ANDREW OH/GUARDIAN get). If popcorn and Dibs just made you work up an appetite, step outside for restaurant-favorites like The Cheesecake Factory, which The Loft held its second annual Eclipse: Master of Ceremonies is open late. freestyle battle on Friday, Nov. 12. UCSD students rapped (and some breakdanced) to try to win the title of best freestyler.

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Auxiliary & Plant Services Marketing & Communications NEWSÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê THE UCSD GUARDIAN 3 LIGHTS AND SIRENS CSU System Raises Fees Despite $105-Million Restoration from State for 2010-11 Budget Friday, Nov. 5 1:14 a.m.: Suspicious Person between 2008 and 2009, CSU lost 3,954 students ▶ CSU, from page 1 8:08 a.m.: Welfare check ▶ A person was seen “joyriding” in a building while UC gained 5,813. But the CSU system ▶ An unconscious person was found on the services cart at the Stein Clinical Research President Grant Mack said that although stu- still enrolls more students overall. Last year, the bench at the intersection of Gilman Drive and Building. He was last seen in the parking lot dents are upset at the increase, it hasn’t caused system enrolled 433,054 students at all of their Myers Drive. Information only. outside of the building. Unable to locate. much public outcry. campuses, more than double the amount of reg- 11:44 a.m.: Suspicious package 1:55 a.m.: Alcohol contact “Everyone feels helpless,” Mack said. “What istered students in the UC system. ▶ A sealed orange bag that “nobody in the area ▶ A person was spotted in the bushes at Tenaya are we going to do? The state just says ‘Here’s Though UC tuition is still more expensive [knew] what it [was]” was found sitting on Hall. Referred to other agency. how much money CSU gets. Figure it out.” than CSU tuition, CSU costs have nearly tripled a chair at the Biomedical Sciences Building. 9:01 p.m.: Medical aid Approximately 180,000 students — which since 2002; in these past eight years CSU fees Checks OK. ▶ A 13-year-old female fainted and then makes up half of undergraduates at the 23-cam- remained consistent only in 2007. In the state- 3:03 p.m.: Suspicious package proceeded to scream at The Loft at Price pus system — will be covered by financial aid. ment, CSU representatives said they are already ▶ An unmarked laser jet box was seen on the Center. No disposition. About one third of revenue from the tuition planning to raise fees again next year. patio of the Student Services Center on a green increase will be set aside for financial aid in the UC Office of the picnic table with “no wire, no fluids, no smell.” Monday, Nov. 8 form of State University grants, Cal Grants and President spokesperson Checks OK. 11:43 p.m.: Information fee waivers. Lynn Tierney said she 7:28 p.m.: General disturbance ▶ A smell of burning plastic was detected on Students who are not fully covered by finan- doesn’t think differences ▶ An intoxicated student was seen climbing the 6th and 1st floor of Calit2. Referred to other cial aid can use expanded federal tax cred- in UC and CSU tuitions into a window at Lot 510. Field interview agency. its, which are available for those with family I like SDSU a will affect new applicants. administered. incomes of up to $180,000. lot, but one of “It isn’t money that Tuesday, Nov. 9 “Students are really getting less for more,” “ makes you decide on a Saturday, Nov. 6 4:03 p.m.: Suspicious Person CSU’s Executive Vice Chancellor of Business the primary school,” Tierney said. 12:49 a.m.: Suspicious vehicle ▶ A “tall, thin” 40-year-old male was seen and Finance Benjamin Quillian said in a state- reasons I “It’s based on the career ▶ A red pickup truck was seen almost hitting setting up camp by the back door of the ment. “But these are hard times for California. you want. Students don’t While we appreciate the funding that we did decided to civilians at Pangea Parking Structure. Unable Internal Medicine Group Building 3. Field go here was choose a school based on to locate. interview administered. receive in this year’s budget, the reality is our how much it costs.” 10:36 a.m.: Report of battery 6:27 p.m.: Non-Injury Accident Report state support is roughly the same as it was five because it’s Mack disagreed. ▶ Mutual combat between roommates took ▶ A catering golf cart collided with a parked years ago and we have 25,000 more students.” cheaper.” “I like SDSU a lot, but place at The Village Building 1, where one vehicle in Lot 405. Report taken. In January, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s one of the primary rea- person was “punched in the forehead” and proposed state budget for 2010-11 assumed a GRANT MACK sons I decided to go here had a “bump on [his] head but [didn’t] want Wednesday, Nov. 10 10-percent increase in CSU tuition. In June, the SDSU A.S. COUNCIL was because it’s cheaper,” medics.” Information only. 7: 23 p.m.: Non-Injury Accident Report CSU trustees adopted a 5-percent increase since PRESIDENT he said. 12:46 p.m.: Welfare check ▶ A shuttle collided into a fence in Old Town. they could not fund the remaining 5 percent. CSU officials said that ▶ A man was seen dropping off his bike, taking Report taken. Despite an approved October budget that if the governor approves off his shoes and staggering along the sidewalk restored $105 million in one-time federal stim- adequate funding for the next budget, they will going northbound on Villa La Jolla Drive Thursday, Nov. 11 ulus funds, the CSU system is still about $64 rescind the tuition increase. toward the Gilman Parking Structure. Checks 5:58 a.m.: Hazard Situation million short. OK. ▶ A dead mouse was found in front of a The CSU system froze admission last year Readers can contact Justin Kauker at jkauker@ 4:28 p.m.: General disturbance refrigerator in Brown Hall. Referred to other for spring applicants and, when comparing ucsd.edu. ▶ Two males were seen throwing water balloons agency. admissions figures for the CSU and UC systems at Coast Apartments. Verbal warning issued. 5:13 p.m.: Incomplete Wireless Call 4:58 p.m.: Welfare check ▶ An accidental dial occurred. The person ▶ A male was seen sitting on the roof of the was just eating dinner at Oceanview Terrace. Humanities and Social Sciences building above Information only. the men and women’s restrooms. Checks OK. 9:24 p.m.: Animal Call ▶ A stray brown dog of “knee height” was by Sunday, Nov. 7 the bridge at Oceanview Terrace and was not 12:52 a.m.: Alcohol contact “aggressive or sick looking.” Unable to locate. ▶ Two males were seen carrying a vomiting female in front of Pangea Parking Structure. — Compiled by Andrew Tieu Field interview administered. S W 12 THE UCSD GUARDIANÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê NEWS

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WOULD YOU GET A UC DEGREE OUT OF CONTEXT ONLINE? VOTE ONLINE. The alcoholic energy drink is like the bastard child of an orgy involving a Steel Reserve and √ Yes √ No about four Red Bulls hopped up on Crystal Lite.” PAUL DILLON OPINICONTACT THE EDITOR: [email protected] “ COLUMNIST, THE SPOKESMAN-REVIEW Naps in Class Paying for Grades is More Complicated than A, B, C Aren’t Just for PERFORMANCE BASED SCHOLARSHIPS ARE WELL INTENTIONED, BUT SCHOOLS First Graders NEED TO BE WARY OF MOTIVATING STUDENTS FOR THE WRONG REASONS. n retrospect, maybe signing up BY MADELINE MANN for that 8 a.m. upper-div biol- ogy lecture wasn’t the brightest ideaI — sure, it seemed doable at the hen all else fails, the parents of units; similar programs are in the works for the extra effort of achieving higher than beginning of the year, but after a some lucky kids turn to an allow- for community colleges in California, New a “C” because the goal of the program is to month or two of all-nighters and your ance boost in exchange for good Mexico and New York. While the scholar- motivate students to improve, and then get professor’s frequent rants about which gradesW — we all hated the middle-school ships might be well-intentioned, they’re them out the door as quickly as possible. But scientist really developed the Keeling delinquent who raked in $20 for every “B” on spoiling the students with short-term gain without a tiered system of reward, the incen- Curve, it becomes impossible to fight his report card. But bribing your student isn’t and rewarding them for standards that show tive only motivates students to scrape by with your drooping eyelids. You know that just for desperate parents anymore: The state no exemplary work. a passing grade. If the schools really wanted the healing powers of a five-minute of Ohio decided to take a page out of desper- Ohio used Louisiana as its model in a motivational scholarship, they should set cat nap will keep you from glaring ate parents’ books in hopes of increasing per- the state’s attempt to spend the welfare the standard higher than just “average,” and down every well-rested student you formance at its community colleges. surplus (the unallocated funding for the reward different levels of performance. encounter during the day, but taking Starting next year, Ohio’s state legislature state’s welfare projects). Almost a decade Additionally, the 12-credit requirement it outside and away from the suspi- will select three community colleges to test a ago, Louisiana started a performance-based could hurt the quality of education students cious eyes of the professor makes program that gives performance-based schol- scholarship program from its own surplus receive, since the terms of the grant encour- you every bit as awkward as that girl arships to low-income student-parents at the money. The state legislature found the pro- age students to take more classes that require you saw last Friday, dead asleep in a school — an effective plan in theory, given gram “promising,” but 10 years later, there are minimal effort. And 12 credits is the bare corner booth at Round Table with a that money is a powerful motivator. But the no statistically significant improvements in minimum to begin with. A study by the New still-warm bread stick in her hands. standards for reward money are so low they’re graduation rates. York-based non-profit research organization Don’t worry: The How-to Guru is less “performance based” and more based on Ohio’s scholarships give up to $1,800 a MRDC showed that, on average, students in whether or not the student showed up. year to those students that earn at least a the experimental scholarship group didn’t The high “performance” standards man- “C” in 12 credits — a grant that covers most earn even one credit more than those in the dated are that the scholarship students main- of the average $2,076 community college control group. How-to tain a “C” average while taking 12 or more tuition. But the students receive no bonus See SCHOLARSHIP, page 5 Guru [email protected]

here to help you master the fine art of napping during class. To pull off an inconspicuous classroom nap, an open laptop or large textbook is your first line of defense. Dim the brightness set- ting on your makeshift barricade to maximize your chemistry formula- infused dreams. And remember: Lean forward. Leaning backwards ends in a gently snoring, mouth-agape posture that signals the professor that you’re not just daydreaming — you’re complete- ly passed out. Tilt your head forward, brace your elbows on the desk, and rest your chin on your hand; you’re now a “Thinker”-inspired college student apparently engrossed in the stages of mitosis and ready to catch up on some Z’s. The hand strategy is especially choice if you’re a known drooler. Your gobs of drool will no longer be hanging off your chin like drippy stalactites, but will instead be contained in one central location ILLUSTRATION BY REBEKAH HWANG/GUARDIAN (your palm). Another option is to turn to the greatest built-in pillow a college lecture hall has to offer: the wall. Be careful: You have no way of knowing QUICKTAKES Alcoholic Energy Drink Ban what sort of infestations have under- gone the head-to-wall transfer. But if your neighbor is cramping your We Won’t Grow Up When All is Banned Legislative Ban is All Talk and No Show Public Health Threat Should Be Banned style (and space), and your drooping Michigan and Washington have passed bans Michigan and Washington have banned Four Four Loko became a public health issue when eyelids are winning out over your outlawing the Jolly-Rancher flavored energy drink, Loko, claiming that it is a serious health risk to the it began consistently putting Americans in hospi- need-to-know about the Krebs Cycle, Four Loko. Don’t be fooled by its kid flavors — its American youth. According to the FDA, the $3 price tals and the government is obligated to take action pull up your hood, relax and lean. 12-percent alcohol (combined with a hefty dose of tag on each can of liquid shitshow makes it a dan- against it. College students are notorious for sub- Beggars can’t be choosers. caffeine) packs the punch of five light beers and a cup gerously cheap bargain for a deceptively powerful jecting themselves to high levels of alcohol (read: Sometimes, you’re lucky enough of coffee. It can be more dangerous than hard liquor, beverage. Nine college students in Washington and “Animal House”), and according to a Columbia to have signed up for a class with because college students underestimate the amount it 23 in New Jersey have been hospitalized for alcohol University study, the mix of alcohol and caffeine a friend or two — use this to your takes to get life-threateningly drunk. But the problem poisoning after a night with Four Loko — some is more dangerous than alcohol alone because the advantage. Sandwich yourself is that these poor decisions are made by students mistakenly believed that the caffeine “counteracts” “caffeine’s stimulating effect can make people less between trustworthy lookouts who’ll looking to let loose for cheap, and a ban won’t teach the alcohol, and others simply didn’t realize that two aware of the effects of alcohol” — which can cause warn you when your snoring is reach- self restraint. of those 20-proof candy-sweet drinks contain more them make decisions they might not otherwise risk. ing critical volume and won’t mind if It seems that the states’ legislation aims to protect alcohol than a six-pack of beer. But while it’s true When people started abusing cocaine in the you use their shoulder as a headrest. young drinkers from the dangers of a beverage that that Four Loko is dangerous in excess, banning Four early 1900s, we banned it. When people started Make sure they don’t fall asleep as has a stronger effect than kids suspect. The problem Loko is incredibly ineffective. abusing meth, we banned it. So we shouldn’t be well, though — nothing gives away is that if we outlawed everything college students use With this legislation, Michigan misses the core surprised or horrified that, after 23 New Jersey stu- your in-class slumber as easily as a to make stupid and hazardous decisions, there would danger behind drinking Four Loko: the health dents and nine Washington students were rushed row of gently lolling heads. be no end to the list of banned substances. risks of mixing energy drinks with alcohol. When to the hospital because of Four Loko, several state Above all, vigilance is of the utmost Meanwhile, the list of legal things that can kill you the state targeted Four Loko, it did not ban simi- governments passed legislation to protect their importance. This separates the ama- — from cigarettes to Big Macs — rely on consumer lar drinks like Joose, which is a 24-proof option constituents. It’s too easy to paint Michigan and teur nappers (who are oblivious to responsibility. If the individual doesn’t moderate his that also contains caffeine. Additionally, alcohol is Washington’s bans as unfair or ineffective. While threats like earthquakes, fires and irate or her usage, the personal consequences are severe. already accessible to Four Loko’s drinkers, law or individuals are responsible for their actions, if professors) from the pros (who use Banning every potential danger, however, will cre- no, so it’s still impossible to stop college students people are getting hurt because they can’t con- their freaky sixth sense to sound the ate superfluous laws that diminish the value of the from mixing up a homemade version of Four Loko, duct themselves responsibly, it’s the government’s alarm before danger strikes). important ones. Instead, the state should focus on like Redbull with vodka (appropriately named the obligation to step in — even if that means passing Regardless of whether you are education (work with the FDA, for example, to dis- “Vod-Bomb”) or good ol’ Irish coffee. Though the unpopular legislation. a dedicated slacker or a straight-A play prominent warning labels). College students Michigan government’s wish to protect its young Four Loko is dangerous if not taken in mod- student, sometimes — despite those may be low on common sense sometimes, but part of constituents is admirable, this ineffective ban does eration, and if people aren’t informed enough to four shots of espresso — last night’s growing up is taking responsibility for your actions, little to reduce risks, removing only a name brand moderate themselves, we should be grateful that our rager catches up with you mid-lec- rather than having the state baby you. and leaving the product untouched. government is looking out. ture. There’s no shame in it. We’ve all been there. But at least you’ll be able — Revanthy Sampath — Bridgétt Rangel-Rexford — Cheryl Hori C W S W O  E to sleep a little sounder with How-to Guru on your side. OPINIONÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê THE UCSD GUARDIAN 5 DRAWING FIRE By Johan De La Torre LETTERS TO THE EDITOR UCSD Should Increase Dining Hall Quality Accessibility for Bicyclists Should Match the Price

Dear Editor, Dear Editor, After entering UCSD as freshman Food at this school is incredibly about a month ago, it has come to overpriced. Just a few weeks ago, I my senses that there are a lot of bik- spent almost six of my dining dollars ers (bicycles, not motorbikes) around on a hot dog, which was not of very here. Given the fact that, when com- high quality. pared to other universities, UCSD is I can get a bigger (and better) hot exceptionally large (literally, of course) dog at Costco for only two dollars, and there aren’t many hills that block and it comes with a drink. Costco, of the easy access to riding bikes, I, just course, does not accept dining dollars, like many others, have become an avid so I am forced to purchase my inferior bike lover at this university. dinner at the dining halls. However, when compared to the If this school would adjust the number of bike lovers, it seems to me price of food, I would save at least that UCSD could afford more space three dollars a day. That means $21 per for riding bicycles. I have frequently week, over $200 per quarter, and $600 witnessed that there aren’t enough in a year. The $600 I could save on biking spaces in front of res-life halls food could be used to purchase other and buildings in which popular things, such as a parking permit for the classes are taken, and some bike lanes year, study guides for textbooks, extra are somewhat far from university walking shoes, or to open up a bank buildings, making students bump account. uncomfortably on the stairs while rid- In sum, since dining dollars are ing bikes from one place to another. forced upon me, I would prefer bet- Higher Education is About More than Just the Benjamins Given that riding bikes is, without any ter quality food, or at least food that is doubt, way better than driving cars reward, encouraging them to continue students perform better. And once priced adequately. ▶ SCHOLARSHIP, fromÊpageÊ4 when compared in an environment- improving. For the students who no the money stops flowing from Ohio’s —Millie Alvarez Despite its high rewards — and due friendly view, and given that there longer receive an award for their 2.0 welfare surplus, students may be less Freshman, Eleanor Roosevelt College to its low standards — this program is are numerous bike lovers at UCSD, GPA, the left- motivated to maintain their grades. hardly making a dif- I would like to suggest that UCSD over money The best thing that can be done for ference.These scholar- The leftover money could also become a bike-friendlier could go toward these students is to instill in them a ▶ The Guardian welcomes letters from its readers. All letters ships are encouraging place than the current state. With a must be no longer than 500 words, typed, double-spaced something desire for life-long learning through and signed with a name and applicable title. Letters must students to take the could go toward small effort and dedication, UCSD also contain a phone number. We reserve the right to edit for that directly quality education, and to educate easy way out. If a stu- could become a better place for both length and clarity. Letters may be dropped off at the Guardian improves the them on the long-term benefits of office on the second floor of the Student Center or e-mailed. dent needs to make something that directly saving the environment and those Send all letters to: quality of doing well in college. While we all C’s to pay the rent, who use bikes more than walking on The UCSD Guardian improves the quality of higher educa- wish we could clock in the hours we Opinion Editor then he’ll be driven to foot to commute inside and around. 9500 Gilman Dr. 0316 tion, such as spend studying for our midterms, enroll in less challeng- — Sangyun Chung La Jolla, CA 92093-0316 higher education. additional this new system would spoil us and e-mail: [email protected] ing courses just for Freshman, Warren College the cash. This makes tutoring pro- encourage learning only as much as students less ambitious toward taking grams for low-income students. That we need to get by. Honest, hard work challenging classes that will ultimately way, the state can work towards its goal is a critical expectation for getting be more beneficial. of improving grades and all students into college; that shouldn’t change Instead of pulling out the check- will benefit from the funds — not just once you’re there. book every time a student comes along those that make the grade. with a “C” average, colleges could In the long run, this form of Readers can contact Madeline Mann OPINION raise the GPA threshold for monetary extrinsic motivation will not help at [email protected]. WRITE WHERE IT MATTERS. APPLICATIONS AT UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG. 8 THE UCSD GUARDIAN MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010 THE UCSD GUARDIAN

BEST PASTRIES [MUIR WOODS] ON CAMPUS ÑCHERYL HORI

It may have hijacked its logo from “The ERIK ROBERTS / GUARDIAN Woods Coffee Shop,” but that doesn’t make Muir Woods’s offerings any less bomb. Forget Cinnabon — to get your gooey and sugary cinnamon roll fix, head over to Muir, where you’ll find this shop nestled between Pines and Half Dome. Once there, throw down $1.50 for the chance to stuff your face with a warm, flaky, fresh-baked pastry, topped with sweet brown sugar. But you better get there early — since they only make a finite amount each morning, the early bird gets the worm WILL LOTHERINGTON(or cinnamon / GUARDIAN roll) and once they’re gone, you’ll have t o wait until tomorrow for a second chance. When you need a late- night sugar fix, don’t worry about trekking off campus; BEST SANDWICH instead, grab your flip flops and make your way to this sugary puff-pastry paradise that isn’t too bad at making cookies, muffins and scones, either.

BEST PLACE TO GET VEGAN FOOD [EL PESCADOR FISH MARKET OFF CAMPUS LIAM ROSE Ñ ON CAMPUS ÑNAOMI SWEO There is one experience that is the bane of a vegan’s existence, guaranteed to inspire frustration in the most gentle of veggie-eaters: dining out. Options are slim. But When you think of the perfect sandwich, fish probably isn’t the first thing that comes to Sipz in Clairemont ANDREW OH / GUARDIAN mind. But El Pescador Fish Market, just up the street from La Jolla Cove, will have you Mesa, a 12-minute redefining your mental association with Subway and mom’s PB&J. The sandwiches can drive from UCSD, is a get pricey — the most expensive is $13, and the cheapest is $7 — but most hoagies hover [SIPZ FUSION CAFE] place vegans and non-vegans around $9. With 20 options ranging from Dungeness crab to bay shrimp to local sea bass alike can enjoy. Everything is strictly in olive oil and garlic (our favorite), these low-fat, gourmet slices of net-caught heaven on vegetarian and nearly every item on the menu is vegan, though a few have cheese or mayo. Sipz has mastered the a sourdough bun will have you coming back for every option on the menu. art of disguising soy protein, and even the most seasoned carnivores are unable to distinguish it from real meat. Traditional dishes such as orange “chicken” and “beef” and broccoli, priced at $7.95 each, are fan favorites, but mock meats are by no means needed for a good meal. For dessert, their Thai sweet rice with mango BEST MUNCHIES is a perfect mix of tanginess and sugary rice milk. With great prices to match, Sipz is the best place to get your no-animal nosh on. BEST PLACE TO GET A HAZELNUT SOY LATTE [ GOODY’S] ON CAMPUS Ñ ZOË SOPHOS ON CAMPUS NEDA SALAMAT Hidden in an ill-lit corner on the bottom floor of the UCSD Bookstore is Perks, the best coffee shop on Since Plaza on the Side (Roger’s Place, or whatever the hell it’s campus to turn to when you are desperately craving that extra hot nonfat half-caf hazelnut latte with a called nowadays) stopped serving hot food, Goody’s became the double shot of espresso. late-night munchies frontrunner. Located in Thurgood Marshall All of Perks’s teas and coffees are both organic and fair trade, and — with College, Goody’s has the best $5.95 burritos meal points can buy, four coffee blends daily, three types of hot chocolate and eight flavored syr- cinnamon-coated chips and a dessert station (with cheesecake) to ups (French vanilla, caramel, raspberry, peppermint, Irish creme, hazelnut, [PERKS] match. For those germ-conscious diners, there’s the usual automated almond and chocolate) — there is something here to satisfy every craving. hand sanitizer at the door, so go OCD crazy. But if burritos, chips and Prices can get steep as specifications pile up ($1 for every added espresso shot and $0.50 for extra flavoring) but ANDREW OH /dessert GUARDIAN food don’t quite cut it, there’s a market below the restaurant that a standard small white chocolate mocha will set you back only about three bucks. For $1 off cappuccinos, cubanos, has everyday necessities, a variety of drinks and a mixture of fresh fruits, café cacao and spicy maya hot chocolate, go on Wednesdays between 2 and 4 p.m. vegetables and spices for cooking enthusiasts. Goody’s also has a substantial As for finding the place, don’t worry— navigating through Imprints’s rows of copiers and the bookstore’s entire fic- frozen food section for those who discover they’re not quite as skilled with tion section makes that elusive, perfectly brewed and delicately flavored cup of caffeine all the more worth it. an oven as they thought. BEST PLACE TO LONGBOARD BEST FIRST DATE [VOIGT] [UTC ICE SKATING] ON CAMPUS ANDREW OH OFF CAMPUS ÑLIAM ROSE As those who make the weekly trek from Warren College to HSS know, UCSD is built on a lot of hilly land — First dates are exciting, nerve-racking and the setting you choose which makes it prime longboarding territory. The can make or break the night. Ice skating at UTC shopping mall’s paths and inclines that make walking from one part Ice Town, located a scant seven minutes away from campus and of campus to another a hassle for normal people are open every day of the week, is your best bet for breaking the ice a blessing for those on urethane wheels. (pun intended). Rink time only costs $11, and skate rentals are For those looking for one of the most exhilarat- an additional $2. Most SoCal kids haven’t done much ice skating, ing rides on campus (and are feeling a bit daring), which will work in your favor — if your date isn’t very good at check out the hill on Voigt Drive that dips down past it, you can Michelle Kwan it up and down the rink and help your Hopkins Parking Structure into Warren Canyon. It’s partner find his/her balance. If the ice is getting the better of your arguably the steepest hill on campus, and you’re treated JOHN HANACEK / GUARDIAN balance too, you can both have fun stumbling all over the place to a view of and glimpses of the startled Warren (and, coincidentally, holding hands to keep yourselves upright). rabbits as you speed by. Just be sure to keep an eye out for oncoming There are more opportunities to chat than at the movies, you get traffic and the cops (who don’t need an excuse to write you a ticket). points for creativity and you can avoid the formal pressures of a sit-down dinner.

ON CAMPUS ANGELA CHEN

All good bathrooms have one thing in common: No one goes to them. UCSD’s best pisspots aren’t the centrally located, high-traffic rooms in PC, but the out-of-the-way toilets in Warren and the Old Student Center. Girls can’t do better than the restroom on the second floor of the Engineering Building Unit 3 (EBU3), located in Warren's School of Engineering. It’s spotless, well-stocked and usually empty — which speaks volumes about the number of female engineers. It even sports a clever environmentally friendly dryer you put your hands into (instead of under). For the boys, the bathroom on the first floor of the Old Student Center (next to the bike shop) is always open, always available and always clean. Its motion-activated light sensors might make the pitch-dark interior daunting on first glance, but wait a split second and marvel at the amount of excess space. It's almost like peeing in the comfort BEST BATHROOM and privacy of your own home. But bigger and cleaner. ENGINEERING BUILDING & OLD STUDENT CENTER [ ] JOHN HANACEK / GUARDIAN FOCUSÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê THE UCSD GUARDIAN 9 BEST OF [SAN DIEGO] EL PESCADOR FISH MARKET] BEST PLACE TO EAT A HUNGOVER BREAKFAST WITH PARENTS ON CAMPUS ÑNAOMI SWEO [THE COFFEE CUP] When you think of the perfect sandwich, fish probably isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. But El Pescador Fish Market, just up the street from La Jolla Cove, will have you OFF CAMPUS ANDREW WHITWORTH redefining your mental association with Subway and mom’s PB&J. The sandwiches can Ñ WILL LOTHERINGTON / GUARDIAN get pricey — the most expensive is $13, and the cheapest is $7 — but most hoagies hover around $9. With 20 options ranging from Dungeness crab to bay shrimp to local sea bass in olive oil and garlic (our favorite), these low-fat, gourmet slices of net-caught heaven on In college, there will inevitably come the time when you have to eat breakfast a sourdough bun will have you coming back for every option on the menu. with your parents while you’re paying the price for an ill-fated night of rag- ing. When this time comes, The Coffee Cup in downtown La Jolla has your back. Parents are the key here: The Coffee Cup menu contains an absurdly large variety of American, European and Mexican breakfast BEST MUNCHIES dishes that are probably too expensive for you to eat when mom and dad aren’t paying. Their coffee is fantastic, the atmosphere is serene and the bathrooms are never too far away. The restaurant is only a couple of blocks away from La Jolla Cove, so you can take your parents for a walk once you’ve recovered a bit. Be sure to try the French toast (complete with powdered sugar and blueberry purée) — it’s probably the best you’ll ever have, regardless of how badly your head hurts. ON CAMPUS NEDA SALAMAT

Since Plaza on the Side (Roger’s Place, or whatever the hell it’s called nowadays) stopped serving hot food, Goody’s became the late-night munchies frontrunner. Located in Thurgood Marshall College, Goody’s has the best $5.95 burritos meal points can buy, cinnamon-coated chips and a dessert station (with cheesecake) to BEST PLACE TO TAKE A NAP match. For those germ-conscious diners, there’s the usual automated BEST PLACE TO BUY ALCOHOL hand sanitizer at the door, so go OCD crazy. But if burritos, chips and REBEKAH HWANG dessert food don’t quite cut it, there’s a market below the restaurant that ON CAMPUS Ñ has everyday necessities, a variety of drinks and a mixture of fresh fruits, vegetables and spices for cooking enthusiasts. Goody’s also has a substantial You’ve just finished an o-chem midterm — one that required an all-nighter and a full case frozen food section for those who discover they’re not quite as skilled with of Red Bull — and with only two hours before an oven as they thought. your next class, there’s no time to make it back [ST. GERMAIN] to your comfy bed. So set the alarm on your phone and grab a couch in the lobby in front PC WEST BALLROOM of the PC West ballrooms, over the bookstore [ ] OFF CAMPUS ÑYELENA AKOPIAN entrance. It’s relatively quiet, if you’re not count- ing the occasional performance or the usual Korean prayer group that meets there (they tend to be fairly Wide selection of beer, wine and liquor? Check. Steady stream subdued anyway). The bathrooms are close by, and there’s food downstairs for when the just-woke-up munchies hit. of quirky locals? Check. The only place within a 12-minute If all the couches are taken, no worries — grab two chairs and push them together to make a crib. It’s much more walking distance of UCSD to sell rolling papers and Four Loko? comfortable than it looks, and a far better alternative to dozing off in class. Mothafuckin’ check. When it comes to finding all the mate- rial essential to getting your crunk on, no one holds it down better than Spirits of St. Germain Liquors. Aside from BevMo BEST PLACE TO TAKE OUT OF TOWNERS — whose distant location in downtown La Jolla is not worth the warehouse-like atmosphere — this family-owned liquor and deli can’t be beat when it comes to variety. Located at 3251 Holiday Court in the small shopping center behind La Jolla Village Square Plaza, St. Germain has you covered on quality [THE CLIFFS] local craft and import beers, and is buzzing with the friendly atmosphere you won’t find at Vons. Oh, and they have a pretty bomb deli. Pick up a pastrami sandwich on your way out and ON CAMPUS HAYLEY MARTIN you’ll be too busy navigating your way through three inches of meat and cheese to worry about your alcoholism. To someone unfamiliar with the yearly debauchery of the Festival, a giant statue of a Technicolor bird just doesn’t seem like that much of a draw. The other UCSD landmarks —a library that doubles BEST PLACE TO WHIP YOUR HAIR as a 1980s sci-fi space ship, “art” that resembles a first grader’s idea of a giraffe catcher, a field that hasn’t played host to a football team since 1968 — are all similarly underwhelming. NON-SEXIST DANCE] So how do you convince your swanky best [ friend from high school that the school you attend now isn’t actually the lamest place on the planet? NOLAN THOMAS / GUARDIAN OFF CAMPUS ÑNEDA SALAMAT Other schools may have us beat in the tailgate department, but there’s one Admit it: You have a pent-up desire to headbang to Willow thing we have that they don’t: cliffs. Just Smith’s “Whip My Hair” decked out in Smith-inspired sequins five minutes away is a dizzying drop and and kitten heels. LGBTQIA’s bi-monthly Non-Sexist Dances breathtaking view that serves as a perfect are the best therapy for your inner “She Wolf” boss-bitch, so picnic spot for those landlocked amigos go ahead and let her out of the closet — for free. The best part: from home. A ton of people will be joining you. The worst part: A ton of Stop by the dining halls to grab a people will be joining you. Line up early to secure your spot sandwich, then head down to the Cliffs inside, or you’ll be left out in the cold in glitter and tulle (the last (cross N. Torrey Pines road from John dance was so packed that the line wrapped around Porter’s Pub Muir College, go down the path next to to the middle of the Old Student Center). Fortunately, you’ve the Church of Jesus Christ of LDS and turn complained, and the LGBTQIA coordinators heard you — the left on La Jolla Farms Road) and spend the next dance will be taking place Nov. 20 at a much more spacious afternoon listening to your friend ooh and ahh venue: Price Center Plaza. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. as the paragliders pass you by. 10 THE UCSD GUARDIANÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê FOCUS

BEST GROCERY STORE BEST PLACE TO TALK TO A FRIEND [HENRY’S] [SOCIAL SCIENCES BUILDING] OFF CAMPUS ÑREGINA IP BEST BEACH

It’s easy for the bus-bound undergrad to lurch into Ralphs when the need for Honey Bunches of Oats becomes too [BLACK’S BEACH] strong — it’s the closest off- campus grocery store and has everything from Twinkies to OFF CAMPUS KIM CYPRIAN

trail mix, even if the parking lot NOLAN THOMAS / is a nightmare. But the conve- GUARDIAN nience comes at a price incom- As famous for its world-class surf as for its nude sunbathers, Black’s Beach parable to the supposed benefits ANDREW OH / is five minutes from campus and offers something for every beachgoer. — sure, it’s open 24 hours, but Within this mile-long stretch of coastline there is hiking, hang-gliding, the food isn’t always healthy. GUARDIAN surfing, boogie-boarding, legal skinny-dipping and even late-night And though the organic label bonfires. There are Porta-Potties at the top of the cliffs, a small dining ON CAMPUS facility and even a nice table to sit and eat at while watching hang- on Trader Joe’s and Whole MELODY CHERN Foods products is alluring, the Ñ gliders drift by on a gentle breeze. If you aren’t frightened by the price tag puts them out of the old naked man with a backpack and tennis shoes who spends his The Social Sciences Building rests mornings striding confidently up and down the beach, then join broke college student’s reach. between RIMAC and Goody’s, If you’re aiming for some- him in spirit by going for an au naturel swim. For the faint of though most people only run heart, steer clear by hanging a left once you hike down to the thing that’s healthy and rea- through there long enough sonably priced, then head to beach — there is a designated place for those in swimsuits too. to turn in a couple of MMW The only downside is the hike back up the cliffs from sea level Henry’s Farmers Market — a papers. Free from prying eyes, it natural foods store that’s remi- to city level (a problem made easier by a healthy helping of makes for a “Footloose”-inspired Captain Mo). niscent of old-fashioned pro- rage dance tribute to Kevin duce stands and neighborhood Bacon himself. The view from the butchers. fourth floor is beautiful at night, The closest store is located (at least, it’s about as amazing as it at 3358 Governor Dr. which is a can get for an on-campus student). BEST DINING HALL 10-minute car ride from UCSD. The John Hopkins structure glows a soft For those without personal and phosphorescent yellow, and in the distance, four-wheeled transport, the 41 the La Jolla city skyline seems to glitter as the lights from the buildings flicker bus route goes to the second- [PINES] on and off. It’s the perfect place for a conversation to let your anger out, or for closest Henry’s, on Genesee giving you a break from noisy suitemates and tedious reading assignments. Avenue. ON CAMPUS ÑARIELLE SALLAI We were lost without Sierra Summit, but now that Pines’ BEST PLACE TO FIND YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL construction is complete, Muir’s sushi, vegetarian options, BEST PARKING OFF CAMPUS mac and cheese and stir-fry once again have our hearts. [TORREY PINES ROAD] [WARREN CANYON] BEST PLACE TO READ GEISEL STEPS OFF CAMPUS ÑMICHELLE ZHOU ON CAMPUS ÑARIELLE SALLAI [ ] ON CAMPUS ÑMARGARET YAU Across the street from Stonehenge and the Tucked away behind the Warren res halls, the area is Torrey Pines Road, a windy street that leads to down- Warren canyon meets all the requirements to find Instead of lounging on grass while floods of students pass by town La Jolla. Near its intersection with North Torrey Pines your spirit animal — no RSO disturbances, plenty and gawk, grab a book and head to the concrete steps at the Road, there’s a 200-meter haven of free parking on both sides of fresh air and a slight sensation of otherworldli- base of Geisel, overlooking Warren Mall. of the street. It’s only a five-minute walk to Revelle, and you ness. Explore it deeply enough, and you might can park your ride there for an unlimited amount of time (cars stumble across the perfect clearing to circle up and have been there, unmoving, for weeks). The only downside is feel enlightened. When you’re done laughing at BEST PLACE TO GTL that it’s often full, and you may have to circle around a couple your friends’ discoveries that they are sea turtles, times before a spot opens up. For more short-term parking, arctic wolves and — we aren’t shitting you — race there are plenty of two-hour spots along La Jolla Shores Drive, cars, Earl’s Place is just around the bend to satisfy across from Pacific Hall and Urey Hall in Revelle. your munchies. Just don’t get lost on your way. [CANYONVIEW] ON CAMPUS ÑNEDA SALAMAT

BEST PLACE TO FEIGN HIPSTERDOM The Canyonview Aquatic Center will help you perfect your “Gym, Tan, Laundry” regime for that MTV sheen. Pre- game, and even you could make the Situation proud. [MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ARTS] ] BEST BURRITO

OFF CAMPUS ÑREN EBEL [RIGOBERTO’S] Holden Caulfield, thrift stores, skinny jeans — all of the OFF CAMPUS ÑMICHELLE ZHOU things we hipsters once held dear are becoming popular, and worthless. It’s time to bring out the big guns. Open 24/7 and 10 minutes from campus, Rigoberto’s best The Museum of Contemporary Art in La Jolla option is a California burrito packed with carne asada, fries, is a gold mine of sculptures and paintings sour cream, cheese, salsa and guacamole for only $5.62. that can really only be described as avant- garde. Just walking in the door makes you feel like a part of the effortlessly cool, BEST FAST FOOD DELIVERY independent counterculture. But make sure to plan out how you’ll translate your thoughts into insightful criti- [DOMINO’S] cism. Here are a couple to get you started: The noncommittal “This OFF CAMPUS ÑREBECCA HORWITZ has lots of colors” becomes “I really like the narrative here,” Domino’s Pizza not only delivers, but has nine meat options, while “Does this represent 16 non-meat choices and all the crust sizes you could desire. something?” turns into “This Its website even keeps you updated as food is being made. represents the war in Iraq.” If all else fails, just stare intently at the art, nodding your BEST PLACE TO BUY AN UGLY SWEATER head in agreement as if it were giving you directions to the nearest vegan shoe store. Living off the grid? No problem. If [BUFFALO EXCHANGE] you’re under 25, admission is free. So pre- BRIDGETT RANGEL-REXFORD GUARDIAN pare yourself for an outing as rich and intel- OFF CAMPUS Ñ lectually satisfying as a cup of fair trade double espresso from the museum cafe (because Starbucks If you want to find the perfect ugly sweater but don’t want WILL LOTHERINGTON just/ never gets it right). to ask Grandma, check out the Buffalo Exchange in Hillcrest and PB. All sweaters fit the bill: second-hand and cheap. FOCUSÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê THE UCSD GUARDIAN 11

BEST BAR BEST PLACE TO GRAB CARNE ASADA FRIES JOHN HANACEK / OFF CAMPUS ÑIMRAN MANJI

GUARDIAN With dozens of Mexican joints offering carne asada fries in La Jolla LOLITA’S alone, the competition is fierce, but Lolita’s is clearly the best [ ] spot in San Diego to chow down on this SoCal classic. The Clairemont location serves up a gigantic, sumptuous plate of tender carne asada meat and crispy fries smothered in cheese and sour cream for $7.50. The salsa bar offers excellent variety and a spicy kick for those with more fiery cravings, while generous helpings of guacamole balance out the flavors. Make sure to bring a friend, since conquering this behemoth solo is impossible. ANDREW OH / The only knock on the dish is Lolita’s 9 p.m. closing time, which has prevented this all-around excellent Mexican establish- GUARDIAN ment from gaining as much recognition as legend- ary late-night spots like Rigoberto’s and Vallarta that capitalize on the drunken college crowd. It’s a shame: These fries [CABO CANTINA] are so tasty, you don’t need to be hammered KELLY HILL to find yourself suffering OFF CAMPUS Ñ from late-night cravings.

Two-for-one drinks from 4 to 8 p.m., followed by two-for-one drinks from 10 p.m. to close. No cover charge, ever. Endless sliders on Mondays and BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE GIANTS WIN Thursdays. Nachos the size of the ones in your dreams. Five dol- BEST lars for all-you-can-eat tacos on Tuesdays. PB’s Cabo Cantina is the Valhalla of alcoholism — it’s a Chargers bar that has been the source of many blackout nights for San Diego’s drunken finest. It’s a tiny place, crammed in between [ROUND TABLE] Bub’s Dive Bar and Sinbad’s on Garnet Avenue, with sports decor straight out of Mexico — murals of half- ON CAMPUS ARIELLE SALLAI naked women cover the walls, neon Mexican beer Ñ signs provide the mood lighting and the fake palm tree pillars add to the atmosphere. The bouncers are large ANDREW OH / If you’re a tormented sports fan and your team has finally done something that doesn’t and intimidating at first glance, but talk to them and make you want to tear your hair out, there is really only one place on campus you should go they’ll end up on your Facebook like any other drinking to: Round Table Pizza. For one, they have food and, more importantly, beer. If you’re under

buddy. The bartenders are always friendly and attentive, and GUARDIAN 21, grab a friend who isn’t, make ‘em buy a cheap pitcher of Bud and ask for a water cup so if you don’t feel like wading through people to get to the bar, you can mooch (just don’t get caught or you’ll look like a chump). Secondly, they have huge there are plenty of waitresses to help get you liquored up. The TVs so you won’t have to squint to see your favorite beard or freak in action. Located in the bar’s few drawbacks — which boil down to a grand total of two corner of Price Center Plaza next to Jamba Juice, the pizza chain is usually empty enough bathrooms to share amongst seal-breaking patrons and a midnight come game time that you won’t have a problem finding a seat. But you better hope that your closing time — are hardly deal-breakers when you can get blasted for team wins, or else the combination of beer, anger and a public place could get embarrass- half the price of other bars and stumble next door when Cabo shuts down. ing. Rangers fan? Round Table delivers to your dorms so you can sustain your own pity party. 6 THE UCSD GUARDIANÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê ADVERTISEMENT Ongoing A RTS AND C ULTURE can hang around forever. 8pm, Arthur Wagner Theatre, Galbraith Hall Room 15 R easons to Be Pretty - UC San Diego The- atre & Dance - Greg makes an idle compliment Muir Musical Casting Call - Muir Movie about his co-worker’s ‘pretty face’ and his Open Casting Call, for both Male and Female girlfriend’s reaction sets the play in motion. actors and for all ages! * Be part of the action! * No experience necessary!! * Please bring Third in a trilogy of meditations on physical your headshot and resume to the audition (If appearance, Reasons To Be Pretty explores you don’t have one, then bring a photo) * Au- two couples obsessing over looks and the dition dates: Week 8 weekend (19th through Week of 11/15-11/19 damage inicted on their relationship. the 21st of November) * Email to schedule Week of 11/1 - 11/7 Physical beauty may be eeting but words time and location: [email protected]. 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*Some restrictions apply, call (858) 534-3400 extension.ucsd.edu SPORTSÊ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010Ê THE UCSD GUARDIAN 15 TritonsÊtoÊFaceÊNo.Ê9ÊSeattleÊ San Bernardino Bests Tritons in Season Finale PacificÊinÊTexasÊonÊFriday By Liam Rose high 15 kills and 23 digs, junior for quite a few of our starters — S  E Hilary Williamson added 12 kills although I’m glad it happened this ▶ SOCCER, fromÊpageÊ16 were able to shut down BYU’s threats and 20 digs and the Tritons pulled weekend instead of next weekend.” to do to make sure that everything because of our cover for each other. WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL — Nearly out of the hole they created for The Tritons finished the regular was left out on the field once the final Our players coming off the bench also a month ago, women’s volleyball themselves early in the match. season 18-8 overall and 15-7 in the whistle blew.” made huge impacts on the game and head coach Ricci Luyties said that Even after rallying to force a fifth CCAA. The win moved UCSD into the raised our level of play.” his team would need to win every set, the Tritons nearly let the match UCSD will face Sonoma State second round of the NCAA tourna- UCSD will advance to the Sweet 16 single one of its remaining matches slip away in the final game as the for the third time this season on ment, where the team faced No. 2 seed to make its second consecutive appear- to stay in postseason contention. Broncos took a 9-5 lead. But they Nov. 19. The Tritons swept the first Brigham Young University-Hawaii. ance in the third round of the national The Tritons were on track until the refused to go away and scored 5 match on Sept. 11, but were pushed The game’s lone goal came early tournament. The Tritons will face No. last day of the regular season, but straight points to make the score to a tiebreaking fifth set in their in the match when the defensive pair- 1 seed Seattle Pacific University next a loss in their final game didn’t 10-9. With the set score tied at second meeting on Oct. 15. The ing of Wilson and Johnson combined Thursday in Texas on the campus of stop the team from getting into the 11-11, the Tritons went on a 4-0 run Seawolves have won five of their last for their third game-winning goal of St. Edward’s University. NCAA tournament. to seal the win. six matches, and the team is looking the season. In the 15th minute of the The Tritons will find a tough oppo- The Tritons needed five sets to “Everything was going wrong for for its first tournament win in the match, Johnson lined up to take what nent in ninth-ranked Seattle Pacific. complete a comeback against Cal us the first two games,” Luyties said. school’s history. would be one of her 15 corner kicks of The Falcons are 16-1-2 overall and Poly Pomona on Friday, as UCSD “To overcome all that I thought was Luyties said his players will be the night. Johnson sent the ball into have won their past nine matches. extended its winning streak to 11 really good.” wary of Sonoma State, despite the the box to find the head of Wilson, Seattle Pacific also boasts a recent matches despite dropping the first But on Saturday, the Tritons suf- success they’ve had against the and the sophomore was able to beat national championship, winning the two sets. That winning streak was fered their worst defeat of the sea- Seawolves this season. her defender to put the Tritons up 1-0. national tournament in 2008 after abruptly halted on Saturday, when son as they lost 3-0 to nationally “That’s a tricky thing,” Luyties The goal marked the ninth assist for defeating the Tritons in the first round No. 6 Cal State San Bernardino swept sixth-ranked San Bernardino. The said. “Sonoma is a good team, and Johnson — who was recently awarded of the West Regionals. the Tritons to complete its fifth con- Coyotes never trailed on their way I think the times they’ve played us all-conference honorable mention — But Wilson said the Triton squad is secutive CCAA Championship. to winning their first two sets 25-14 they haven’t played their best. It’s and Wilson’s third goal of the season. feeling strong and will be ready for its Despite the loss, the Tritons and 25-19, and emphatically ral- happened in the past with teams I’ve From then on, Wilson and next challenge. still earned a berth into the NCAA lied to take the third set 25-18. The coached, where we beat a team twice Johnson, along with junior defender “Our team is confident going into Division II tournament for the fifth Tritons hit just .120 on the match in a season, then lost to them the Sara Spaventa and senior midfielder the next round, and we’re ready to year in a row. The squad was given as the Coyotes cruised to their 12th third time for whatever reason; they Lisa Bradley, effectively shut out the work hard to get the job done,” Wilson the fourth seed in the West Region, straight victory. play better, you’re overconfident or BYU attack to preserve the Tritons’ 1-0 said. “With our season having been and will face conference rival “They really don’t have much of you think you’re going to win, and lead. The Seasiders, who had only one cut short last year in the Sweet 16 by Sonoma State on Nov. 18. a weakness with their team,” Luyties that scares me. If we play well, we loss this season coming into the match, [Cal State Dominguez Hills], we are Against Pomona, the Tritons lost said. “With that, we have to play a can beat them, but it still worries were allowed only seven shots on goal, especially motivated to advance.” both of the first two sets 25-22, but really good match, and we did not. m e .” none of which were on frame. came back to win the next three by We had a couple players play pretty “Our entire team had a solid week- Readers can contact Rachel Uda at scores of 25-15, 25-19 and 15-11. well, but I thought that, all around, Readers can contact Liam Rose at end,” Wilson said. “Defensively, we [email protected]. Junior Katie Condon had a game- it wasn’t one of the best matches [email protected]. Looking for a great pharmacy school?

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Look no further than the University of Michigan. very year, UCSD graduates choose the PharmD Still looking for a reason to make Michigan your pharmacy Program at the University of Michigan College school? Consider these: of Pharmacy. In fact, nearly 20 percent of our 1. Financial support unequalled by any other U.S. pharmacy E school. PharmD enrollment is comprised of alumni from 2. Outstanding pay. California universities. 3. Job security in economically uncertain times. What accounts for Michigan’s popularity among 4. Unlimited opportunities to improve people’s lives. Golden Staters? First, we are consistently ranked among 5. Unparalleled career choices. America’s top pharmacy schools. Secondly, we consider 6. Continuous growth potential. a lot more than GPA and PCAT scores when evaluating 7. Life and career mobility. your application. 8. The prestige of owning a degree from one of America’s Earn your bachelor’s degree at UCSD, and then earn top-ranked pharmacy schools. your PharmD at U-M. That’s what many UCSD students 9. Membership in an influential alumni network spanning do every year. the globe. To learn more about the PharmD Program at 10. The power to apply medical knowledge at the forefront of Michigan, visit our Web site at www.umich.edu/~pharmacy. technological innovation. Or contact the College of Pharmacy at 734-764-7312 11. Small class size to maximize individualized educational experiences. ([email protected]). 12. One-to-one learning with world-renowned faculty. Your future never looked brighter. SPORTS 16 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2010 WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG/SPORTS HAWAIIAN HEROICS UCSD Soccer rolled to two victories in Hawaii last week, sending the squad into the third round of the NCAA tournament.

By Rachel Uda • S W P B J H

he No. 12 women’s soccer team will advance to the third round GAME SUMMARIES T of the NCAA national tournament, after defeating first-round opponents San Francisco State 3-1 and second-round opponents ROUND 1- Nov. 11, 2010 ROUND 2- Nov. 13, 2010 Brigham Young University-Hawaii 1-0 on Saturday. After losing to San Francisco State last week in the first round of UC SAN DIEGO VS. SFSU UC SAN DIEGO VS.. BYU-H conference playoffs, UCSD got the better of the Gators in the open- ing match of the national tournament last Thursday, Nov. 11. The Wong (53) Cunningham (51) 3-1 victory marked the Tritons’ 11th win in their past 12 matches, as Wilson (66) Wilson (15) well as head coach Brian McManus’s 400th career win. Capobianco (84) The Gators opened up the scoring in the 50th minute when San FINAL 3 1 FINAL 1 0 Francisco State forward Kara Cunningham collected a pass and slot- ted the ball past junior Triton goalkeeper Kristin Armstrong, putting ROUND 3 SCOUTING REPORT the Gators up 1-0. San Francisco State’s lead was shortlived, as a goal just two min- VS. SEATTLE PACIFIC NOV. 18 utes later from junior midfielder Shelby Wong tied the game at 1-1. In the 52nd minute, junior forward and conference second team The Tritons’ next opponent will be Seattle Pacific University, who is the selection Sarah McTigue sparked the Triton offense when she got top-ranked team in the West Region and ranked ninth nationally. The Falcons have around her defender to get inside the Gator goalbox. McTigue found just one loss this season, on Sept. 30 against Western Washington University. The senior forward Annette Ilg, who fired a shot that was deflected to the two squads shared common opponents this season in Humboldt State and BYU- feet of Wong, and the junior midfielder easily put the ball away to Hawaii. Seattle Pacific easily beat Humboldt 3-0, but played to a scoreless draw with score her third goal of the season. BYU-H. The Tritons suffered one of their two losses this season against Humboldt The Tritons captured the lead in the 65th minute when sopho- on Sept. 17, but beat BYU-H 1-0 to advance to play against Seattle Pacific. However, more defender Ellen Wilson scored off a corner kick from fellow Seattle Pacific played both these opponents back in the first week of the season, and sophomore defender Hayley Johnson. The Tritons outshot the it is impossible to gauge how each team has grown since. The Falcons have scored Gators 4 to 23, and secured the win in the 83rd minute with an unas- more goals per game and allowed fewer goals per game than the Tritons, but the sisted goal from junior midfielder Courtney Capobianco. Tritons play in a tougher conference than Seattle Pacific. The Falcons field a bal- “I think we went into the second half with a lot of energy and anced attack with six players scoring four goals or more, but so do the Tritons, with confidence,” Wong said. “When we went down early, we responded seven players with at least three goals on the season. In total, this leads to a match really well to get the tying goal, and then another two to take the between two very good teams that are not familiar with each other, and whichever lead. After playing San Francisco earlier, we knew we had the abil- squad does better at taking its chances and limiting mistakes will emerge as the win- ity to take it to them, and when it really counted, we did what we had ner. See SOCCER,Êpage 15