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Atlanta is getting ready or Miss America from a for it! Female impresona- single source. Miss Gay tors from all over the Globe America will be seen will be on hand for the "Big throughout the United One''. The impossible States through television dream, the coveted title of and newspaper coverage of Miss Gay America. On May the event. Network officials 3,4, and 5th, Atlanta will have assuredthe founders host the Third Annual Miss that it is only a matter of Gay America Pageant. At­ time until the Pageant will lanta was chosen over sev­ be telecast nationwide. eral other cities for a All this from a small idea variety of reasons. Fore­ spawned 3 years ago by a most among these was the Gay Club operator inNash- popularity of female im­ ville, Tenn., Jerry Peek, personation in the city. The founder of the Miss Gay main ballroom of the America r'ageani, or­ Atlanta American Hotel has iginally planned a small re­ been reserved. The loca­ gional contest. But the first tion is 160 Spring Street and year, entries were re­ the hotel is right across the ceived from all across the street from the Trailways nation. Local television and Bus Terminal. radio coverage was inten­ The Miss Gay America sive, and from that be­ Pageant awards thousands ginning, a nationwide of dollars of cash prizes contest has evolved. each year to the best female The first Miss Gay impersonators in the America hailed from Hot United States. 1974 will see Springs, Arkansas, and is a total of $7,000.00 dollars known professionally as in prizes and awards given Norma Kristie. His efforts to the new Miss Gay have in large part, made the America and her court. pageant what it is today. The Miss Gay America During his reign, he Pageant awards more cash travelled over 10,000 miles prizes than any other promoting the pageant. In contest in the nation. M. G. 1973 Carmello Santiago A. will receive more money than either Miss Universe (Continued on page 2) Queen's Men Host Third Annual Memphis Cotton Carnival Pageant The Queen's Men, a was produced and directed non-profit organization was most successfully by Don of chartered by the State of George's Truck Stop & Tenn. in 1971 with head­ Drag Bar, Memphis' only, quarters in Memphis Tenn. theater lounge. Michele, Membership is not res­ the winner, was sponsored tricted to Memphis. The in the Miss Gay Tennessee organization now has mem­ contest and is successful bers in Orlando, Fla., second alternate. The or­ Dallas, Texas and New ganization contributes Orleans, La., and is yearly to a charity of it's steadily growing. choice. Each year me organiza­ The TQM will hold the tion sponsors shows, dan­ niira annual couuu carni­ ces, bazaars and the annual val Ball in the Paradise The Barb's Stud Of The Month Miss Gay Memphis Pageant and contest. This year it (Continued on page 2/

Atlanta Barb P.O. Box 82543 Atlanta, Georgia 30354 Phone 363-4789 ATLANTA BARB-Page 2 held the 1969 Miss Gay for the past 15yea£S. When Sex Change' San Francisco title, but asked her greatest ambi­ her employment was ter­ tion, Georgia Ann had to minated shortly after when stop and think. It had been it was discovered that she to become a real woman. Georgia Ann Kutulas was taking hormones. This has been accompli­ shed. Life has been kind She did it and she's glad! to her, she went one step Interviewing Mrs. Geor­ She is a Sagittarius, and further; she is a mother gia Ann Kutulas, owner of enjoys swimming, occas­ of a 20 month baby girl the Basement Lounge in ional horse back riding, that she and hubby George Columbus, Georgia, was an and just lounging around, have legally adopted, and experience in itself. It takes watching TV. Her favorite love dearly. a lot of courage for anyone personality is La Verne Thank you Georgia, for to undergo surgery, but it Cummings, a female im­ your exclusive interview with takes even more for a man personator that has been the Barb. We wish you and to have the sex change ope­ performing at Finnochios yours much happiness. ration. Georgia Ann is a pleasant, soft spoken fe­ male, and would like to *¥^¥¥¥**AM^AMMM^*¥* caution our readers that if they may be interested in such an operation, first In MACON It's see a reputable Psychia­ trist; then have a com­ plete medical check up for GO-GO BOYS hormone balance etc.,.. it took three years of pre­ NITELY paration, psychiatric eva­ WE luation, hormone treat­ * ments, thought pattern changes, for Georgia Ann to become the woman she is today. THREE The operation was per­ formed at Stanford Uni­ ^434 Cotton Ave versity in California. All Physique magazine, and total, it cost only $5,000 was a female impersona­ Gay Pageant * Macon, Ga. Previous to this, Georgia tor at the well known Fin­ LOUNGE Ann had posed for young nochios in California. She (Continued from page 1) from the state of Illinois Coming April 12th won the coveted crown. Queen's Men Hosts Both Norma and Carmello i( The Fabulous Black Empress will be in attendance in Cotton Carnival Pageant Atlanta to participate in M Of Drag Peral Bailee this year's event. * Mr. Peek advises that X Cosmic Comedy Of Drucena Drape-jt (Continued from page 1) advance tickets are on sale Club in Memphis on May dark blue suits, white shirt in Atlanta at the Sweet Gum ^ Sensational Miss Stephanie -+C 3,. The theme will be "The with black tie for the gen­ Head and Club III. The pro­ Legend Of The Captive tlemen and cocktail gowns gram will begin each T Phone: 746-9193 £ Empress. Costumes are for the ladies. Tickets will evening at 7:30 p.m. Atlanta the best effort yet, and not be available at the door is where its at in '74... that's progress consider­ (but in some local loun­ ing -- these costumes are ges that evening), and >ooooooooooooooooooooeoooo#ooooo) not drag, but parade cos­ there should be no reserva­ tumes, as those associated tion worries as the Club with Mardi Gras. The 1974 Paradise seats more Bourbon St. award went to than 1,000. Disc Jockey Tony Romano Is Back! one of the TQM's members, Activities will be plen­ and an honorable mention to tiful during the weekend another member -- so with the Memphis lounges that's the type of costume featuring special shows, etc. to expect to see during the More detailed informa­ pageant. tion will be forthcoming in No Drag Shows Minimum attire for the next month's issue of the pageant will be black or Atanta Barb.

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Metropolitan Community Church has a new home. We have just purchased the old Hilan Theatre. This facility will provide space for our worship services, Christian education, rap sessions, movies, church dinners, dances, committee meetings, counseling sessions, and job-housing referral service!

Now that we have a place of our own - expansion is next. M.C.C. would like to see a twenty-four hour crisis center housed in our building, a part- time health clinic/referral agency, and a full-time secretary and job counseling staff.

All of this means well thought out plans and willing hands to work! Above all, we need the finances to turn our dreams into reality!!!!!! OUR dreams - yours and mine! Brothers and sisters, we ask for your help- please consider a tax deductible gift to further the work of M.C.C. - the Christian church that ministers to everyone - especially the homophile ccommunityc.

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Why? munity relations probems mittees by those same peo­ Many Gays are affraid to The February meeting of have increased even though the Community Relations ple who are now touting complain to the police about the vast majority show ex- it as substitute for the the police. Like many .Commission was punct­ amplarory restraint in uated by the swift endor- Police Advisory Commit­ other citizens the ability preforming their difficult, tee. Since the Bill was not for the community to com­ sementpf the state approved sometimes dangerous and Ombudsmen Bill. While the designed to deal with Pol­ municate with the police almost always thankless ice discipline problems, its department has broken bill provides for a much tasks. Gay people, being the needed service for the resources must be strea- down to a point where there minority with the least in­ ched to cover the area. is little to no communicat­ people of Atlanta some of put at this time, within the its support is coming from ion of a constructive nature. established community, The Bill barely provides If the police department those who have held its often feel the humiliating passage into law in the state for sufficient personel to does not know about spec­ verbal and sometimes phy­ cover its much needed ific incidences of police Legislature for the past sical abuse of this minority three sessions. If you are Bureaucratic service. To misconduct and have no of police officers. The ad­ add the function of mon­ complaints, then no invest­ wondering why these forces ministration of the police are having a sudden change itoring the police security igation will take place and department, believe it or division could be devastat­ no improvement can take of heart you only have to not, is concerned about not look to two other pieces of ing to its available staff place. To judge whether only the effectiveness of time and its total effect­ the police Internal Secur­ legislation. First the re­ police officers in prvent-* cently vetoed bill that would iveness. Most importantly, ity Division would work ing crime and appre­ the demand for a separate more effectively if people have prevented residency hending suspected law requirements for city fire police advisory board is would use it, is, once again violators but in the human­ too strong to be satisfied irrelevant. If community and police officers as well eness of the police officers by an amended over-taxed, as other city workers. people, Gay and Straight, in the preformance of their overworked organization are affraid or unwilling Secondly take a look at the duties. The police Internal that has not even begun recently introduced city to use the police Internal Investigation Division has to function. Security Division then it Council ordinance that the responsibility of moni­ Gay people have not would establish a police toring police actions. In made many complaints to (Continued on Page 8) advisory committee. Still many cases it has pre­ don't understand? Well, formed remarkably well. basically there are people Recently criticism has in­ both within our city and out­ creased. To decide whether side of it who appear to be the criticism is relevant is HOW TO PLACE YOUR AH afraid of the average really not important. Not person having an avenue of important because the crit­ access to the police depart­ FOR CLASSIFIED READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FILL OUT icism has come from such a THE FORM ment and how it operates. large and divergent group Atlanta has been fortu­ of average citizens and No ads can be taken over the phone. Simply fill out nate to have a fairly open community leaders. When the form putting one letter in each space. All ads are police administration. this occurs, steps must be payable in advance either by check or money order. There are increasing pro­ taken to restore confidence All personal checks are subject to verification before blems. With the swift ex­ in that institution which is the ad runs. The cost is 20£ per word with a $3.00 min­ pansion of police personnel being criticized. imum charge. 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INTERVIEW: LUCILLE BALL prove it by me. I couldn't see anybody or hear any­ Lucille Ball has ways of status in three Busby Berk­ body." avoiding subjects she does eley musicals of the early We talked about a lot of not care to discuss. I spoke '30s -- "Palmy Days," other subjects on which she to her last month when she "The Kid from Spain" and was more cooperative and was in Atlanta to promote "Roman Scandals." agreeable; but even if we'd her movie, "MAME". "That's not what's called done nothing but argue, I the chorus," she said. grew up loving Lucy, and "Mame" is nostalgic --1 "That Is starlet stuff." I'm not about to change. began. When I see a line of 30-50 "It's a family picture", identically - dressed REVIEW: she corrected. Not that it "starlets" doing the same couldn't be both, but she dance steps, I call it a Lucy knows which label she chorus; but there was no wants to stress. point in quibbling. As "Mame" Meanwhile, Warner Still seeking something As for the movie, it's the Brothers goes on for days quotable, I led into another big, opulent entertainment about the "authentically topic by mentioning her package Lucy promised, extravagant costumes... selection as "Entertainer sure to appeal to lovers of Lucy's total wardromecost of the Year" by After lavish Hollywood musicals. $300,000 ... and authent­ Dark magazine. There's really only one ically stunning interior de­ "Yeah, that was a wild thing wrong with it - - Lucy coration . . . The gold - party," she said. "I never herself. Not only is she filagreed front doors are on got to see the restaurant, woefully miscast as Pat­ loan from the Queen Mary, it was so crowded. It was rick Dennis' eccentric as is the dining room a great party, I guess; but I aunt; but her vanity dictates carpet. The $9,000 glass went in the back door and that her close - ups be piano was made to order... out the back door so fast I closer than anyone else's, Art Deco for everybody ... didn't know what hit me - - and shot in such soft focus (MAME) brings to life an except that it was a nice that her mascara seems to important and wonderful tribute, Jerry Herman sang run into her lipstick. And period ... from the late '20s a beautiful song, and wow! I she has the gall to do her to the late '40s." was out in the alley!" own singing, which makes Trying another nostalgic "Have you always had a everyone else sound good. tack, I referred to Lucy's large Gay following?" I Her acting has moments of days in the chorus. ventured. adequacy, but only her most "I never was in the "I don't know," she re­ adoring fans will fully ac­ chorus," she replied. plied. "I haven't been out cept her; and they will think I respectfully reminded that much. Are they all Gay of her as "Lucy," rather her of her "Goldwyn Girl" in there? . . . You couldn't than "Mame." The picture succeeds in Name The Drag Contest spite of her, but she's a tremendous handicap for it WIN $25.00 to overcome. REVIEW: "Zardoz John Boorman's "Zardoz" is camp, but it's not good camp or good science fiction. It opens with a godlike floating stone head telling a troop of soldier - types, "The gun is good. The penis is evil." In this futuristic fairy tale, set in 2293, the butch numbers wear loin cloths and cartridge belts; the effeminate men wear Gre­ cian robes; and women rule the roost. "Zardoz" is a flamboyant creature with an eyebrown - pencil beard who asks, in a prologue, "Is God in show business, too?" A lot of good ideas have gone into the complex social order Boorman, who directed "Deliverance", has created; but they've all been sacrificed to the ne­ cessity of developing a ,w plot around them. Sean Connery, who is WHO IS THIS MYSTERY DRAG??? past his prime and looks silly - though not bad - - Enter the Name The brag contest and you may win running around half-naked $25.00 in cash. To enter the contest simply send in the plays his usual superhero. name you believe to be correct on a post card or letter He discovers and destroys to Name The Drag c/o Atlanta Barb P. O. Box 82543, all the evil in what's left of Atlanta, Georgia 30354, and if you are the first to cor­ the world, and then starts rectly identify the above person, Atlanta Barb will pay his own civilization, with you $25.00 in cash. the help of Charlotte Ramp- This personality is well known and has been seen in ling, who has outacted him every gay lounge in the city of Atlanta many times. He all the way. is also a resident of the city. There are some trippy All entries must be postmarked not later than May special effects, mostly in­ 5, and received no later than May 10, 1974. Employees volving mirrors and a pro­ (and their families) of Atlanta Barb, friends and as­ cess which simulates pro­ sociates are not eligible to enter the contest. Entries jection on human skin; but become the property of Atlanta Barb. The winner will "Zardoz" never lives up to be notified by mail. its potential. Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling in ZARDOZ. ATLANTA BARB-Page 7

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By JOSE GAYE

Wouldn't this world be a different place if we began each day With the thought of helping someone That we meet along the way? If we set out with a little prayer That through the day we'd find a chance to leave some sunshine and Some happiness behind?

MONDAY Is there someone you know who's lonely And you haven't seen for a while? Let them know that they're thought about With a call, a word, or a Miss Hatner smile. Versitility is the word TUESDAY to use in describing Miss casionally find her up there disc jockeying the show, Hatner. She was born in Don't neglect the chance New York, but was rais­ waiting on tables or giving you that "Million Dollar today ed in Titusville, Fla. and To do some kindly act has 5 1/2 years ex­ "Smile" as she mixes your favorite drink at the bar. Or pay a little compliment perience as a Female Im­ With thoughtfulness and tact. personator. Although she Her wardrobe is original, as one of her interests is Miss Congeniality of Chattanooga is well known as the "Queen WEDNESDAY of Comedy," she can do just making her own gowns as well as swimming. She holds as well with serous num­ Misty Dawn has just won the Miss Congeniality title bers,. All of Hatners per­ the Miss Hollywood title, This is a day for forget­ and Miss Keiths in Day- ting in the first official Miss Gay Chattanooga Pageant. She formances are "outrage­ has three years experience as a professional Female ously tremendous," and tona, she is a Virgo, and Yesterday's cares and its her greatest ambition is to strife -- Impersonator, nd hails from Flat Rock Alabama. She where she is working now, has won the Miss Gay Halloween title, and was first (Showplace of the South) "live a long life, getting This is a day for remem­ as much as you can out of bering runner up in the Chattanooga Miss Independence Pageant. Sweet Gum Head, you ne­ Misty has performed at the Escape Lounge in Hunts- ver know where she will it." She is proving that The joys and the blessings this is true as very few of life. ville, the Hideaway in Knoxville, My House in Atlanta,. pop up next. Miss Hatner Cross Keys and the Powder Puff Lounge in Chattanooga. really enjoys variety in can keep the pace with her. THURSDAY She is a qualified Emergency Medical Technicion and her job, and you can oc­ digs swimming and girls (of all things). Her zodiac sign Think of a lover who's is Pisces/Aquatius on the cusp, and greatest ambition in trouble at present is concentrating on winning the Miss Gay Is there some little thing Tenn. Pageant, Miss Gay Alabama, and on from there. Scaggnolia (The Great) you can do. Its a fact that the future holds a lot of good things for If there's nothing else, Misty. A really good Female Impersonator, and "all around nice guy." Word has it that Misty will in all While interviewing Scag­ A Leo, from New York, then offer a prayer gnolia the Great ( a very From a heart that's sin­ probability be doing a few shows at the new Powder he has 12 years experience Puff Lounge in Chattanooga. controversial entertainer) in the entertainment field, cere and true. we learned much about the and was Fashion Coordi­ art of Cosmic Makeup ap­ nator for the famous Edith FRIDAY plication. We sat and wat­ Head of Hollywood. He did ched an attractive male the fashions for the movies Today should be just for Entertainer Of The Month transform himself into a Airport, and Sundance Kid, your loved ones - - caricature* of whatever including set decorations Find some little way of known places as #1 Show ne mav have wanted to be. for Paint Your Wagon. In expressing Bar of the South, Sweet Gum Only Scaq himself under­ the Coronet Theatre, for The thought that their Head, The Stardust, The stood, this. In his own - Mowise Productions, he love will always be Onyx, Mrs. Ps, and The We words, he has said "I'm was the understudy for Mi­ Life's greatest and swee­ Three in Macon. She has a human cartoon, I'm still chael Greer in Fortunes test blessing. worked with Danny Windsor unborn, I'm just on pa- in Mens Eyes. Scags ta­ and the Funtastics. In 1973 per. lent is so superbly diff­ SATURDAY Alvina, Kitty Litter and erent, and he pantpmines Lily White won the Gum so well that he has been com­ You may have cares and Head Academy Awards as a pared to Kubuki Theatre duties Trio. (The Grease Sisters) artistry. He has also done There are dozens of things Alvina has done quite a 1 Creative Display and In­ to be done bit of travelling and will be ferior Decoration, (includ­ But don't let the day come returning to the road show ing Ciros on Sunset B'lvd. to an end "The1 Misfits" shortly to He is an artist and sculp­ Without some laughter and work with Allison and other tor. After majoring in Art fun. bit name stars. An ex- Jr. at the University of Miami High Schoolteacher, Alvina for 2 years, he left to "do SUNDAY received her degree atW. his own thing," "To be Georgia Carrollton College exactly understood, com­ This is a day for re­ and her interests are plete understanding," is his joicing drama, plays, career and greatest ambition. For For thinking of God above movies (not necessarily in those of our readers who Arise and give thanks that order). When asked her have been wondering where for the blessings greatest ambition, she re­ did he go? We have been Of his deep and abiding plied, "To be able to walk told that he is now trave­ love. into any club, introduce This month's winner, se­ myself and have a job ling throughout London and lected by Atlanta Barb re­ Paris, and will be perform­ May these little thoughts there, to be that pro­ aders is Miss Alvina fessional". This should ing a private audience for from the heart of a lover Grease. She is currently the Princess of Austria. Bring joy to your week present no problem for Al­ performing at My House vina . We have seen her per - Scaggnolia has many loyal From it's start to it's end. Lounge, and is originally fans and he knows this formances and she is that from Dalton Georgia. Al­ prof es sional. Alvina' s so perhaps he will return vina has had 3 years ex­ to us soon. If and when, Advertise perience as a professional zodiac sign? Here's a new we will be the first to female impersonator and one . . . She's aCarpicorn, welcome him back. In The Barb Sagittarous on the cusp. Scaggnolia has appeared at such well ATLANTA BARB-Page 8 Community Activities (Continued from page 4) cannot be as effective as untimately recommends is it could be. not as important as what Given the general attitude the city council actually of the people of Atlanta, does. The action of the C.R.C. may influence the Church because we feel it only an Independant agency designed to deal with the action of the city council. performs a worthwhile Gay people and all citi­ TO THE EDITOR service to the homophile specific problems of po­ lice community relations zens of Atlanta would be community. Dear Editor, and support of this Minis­ will be satisfactory. The well advised to consider Although I am not a mem­ try. Dear Editor, Bond-Helms Bill is a good leting their opinions on this ber of Metropolitan Com­ With kind regards, I am a new T.V, in Town. one. With minor changes matter be known. munity Church, I did att­ R.E.J., Atlanta , Georgia It would be -nice to know to allow for more commun­ Think for a moment about end their first service in where we can by clothes ity input and non-compl- who you would rather re­ their new facilities on Thank you. . . dresses, heel's, etc., from aintant Investigation it port police misconduct to Highland Avenue. Last Sun­ For the letter in which stores who will let us try could have an even more if you were in a situation day the Rev. John Gill made you expressed your appre­ on the merchandise in Atl­ dynamic effect. The Bill where you would need to mention of the fact that ciation for the flowers. anta. could not only improve cit­ make such a report. Would the flowers on the Com­ In the newspaper business, Please print this in your izens respect for law en­ you rather report it to munion Table were given we receive all kinds of fine newspaper. May be forcement officers but in­ the police security officer, by the Atlanta Barb com­ mail. . some good, and stores catering to us will crease police effectiveness a Bureaucratic Red Tape memorating the event. some bad and it is always advertise with you. and morale. Cutter (Ombudsman) or I thought this to be a rewarding to receive com­ Good luck, The community relations an agency specifically des­ notable action on the part plimentary letters such as T.V. from Washington, D.C. commission has endorsed igned to monitor police of your newspaper and wish this one. the Ombudsman Bill. James community relations staff­ to express my appreciat­ The Atlanta Barb supports Dear T.V. Dean, Chairperson of the ed by non-police depart­ ion for your encouragement the Metropolitan Community Your letter did not de­ Community Relations ment professionals and led fine as to whether you are Commission Law Enforce­ by recognized community ment Committee. Wrote the leaders. Think about it and dressed as a male or fe­ endorsement article which let me and your repre­ male when shopping for was later approved by the sentative on the City Coun­ clothes. Most stores nat­ full commission. Repre­ cil know your views. Send Memphis' Newest urally permit females to sentative Dean by-passed me a postcard or letter try on clothes before buy­ the members of the law and we will let your coun­ ing. The y frown upon enforcement committee in cil person know your view Membership Club - Visitors Welcome males out of drag trying this action. Dean and com­ If you wish to contact the to do so. I would suggest mission chairperson Rev. council directly , please that if you are interested Randy Taylor met and fin­ write to me, Bill Smith in purchasing female att­ alized ahe care of the Atlanta Barb, ire, dress as one and try finalized the rather hur- or call the Gay Information "Bettys" on your selections in drag. Service and we will pro­ That way, only your hair riec endorsement article, ried endoecement article. vide you with the name dresser knows for sure. and address of your repre­ Sales ladies are not per­ The article was not read at the C.R.C. meeting . sentative on the City Coun­ mitted to peek behind the cil. curtained booths in the fit­ Discussion was short and The In Crowd approval quick. Chances This bill will become ting rooms. are not good that the C.R.C. the Council For Action in 1208 Lamar Ave. g will reverse itself. For­ April so let the council tunately what the commun­ know how you feel about 5S Memphis, Tenn. J% Gay Church ity relations commission it today. i 8 Buys New Home By Jim Snow Bill Morris, the owner of the Power Puff Lounge 8 Open 4 PM. 8 The congregation of the in Chattanooga, Tenn.,* announces the closing of the Metropolitan Community Old Powder Puff Lounge located at 919 Georgia Ave. Church recently purchased on March 31st. The location of the new Powder Puff the former Hilan movie is 26 East Main St. It will be a dinner, night club, seat­ || Piano Bar Dancing § Theater in Atlanta to ser­ ing 140 people. The Grand Opening of the "New Pow­ ve as it's new church der Puff" will be on Friday night, April 26th. So remem­ home. The first service ber, if,, you dug the Old Powder Puff, you'll really like $ Bring Your Own Bottle » was held March 10th with the new one. When its dry on Sunday in Atlanta, the Pow­ a record attendance. der Puff in Chattanooga is open and its only a 2 hour | Phone (901) 726-9829 | Formed to serve pri­ drive away. So get a group of friends together, and marily the homophile com­ head on out! munity here, the Atlanta church is within the Un­ iversal Fellowship of Met­ * * * * ***••••••••••*» Cocktail Hour 3 To 8 PM. ropolitan Community Chur­ ches which now number *You Bet Your Sweet Ass We're * 55 congregations in major J Open On Sunday (Till 3 AM) J cities of the free world. * Rev. 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Rita R. Has moved to the other side of the river. The Gay Trip 'Hello Dollies" Has already collected a new bag of tricks and its Our last trip to Chat­ vation. By this time it was By GRETTA GOSSIP months before Holloween. tanooga was so groovy that dark and fortunately for the (The Tricks turned out to we decided to visit Macon people in the small towns be treats). -and then Columbus, Ga. nearby, no one could see The straights travelling us. Loads of the girls from the highways were wrecked Upon arrival' in Col­ Macon went to Sav. this for days as our Associate umbus, we shared 15 Kry- Who were the two very recent months? I guess that week-end to the Sara A- ((a wild queen) and the stal burgers, fries and well known drag queens everyone was right. Di­ wards and St. pats. Day. Editor did their best to cokes, and were rejuvinat- that went out on a Hub vorce seems to be on the Hope we have some trofies keep the long ride from ed. We visited the Base­ Cap Stealing spree re­ agenda for those two now. coming back. getting boring. Saying ment Lounge, and did an cently? One was very pro­ Congratulations to the Scarlott B. have you "Hello," while passing by interview with Georgia Ann fessional, while the other person that was picked up received your wire pump doing 50 mph is not that the owner, a Sex Change, one had to wash out her on Cypress St. and accus­ by mail order catologue easy, but our associate did and I might add, a lovely very well as he tried on person. From there we undies afterwards. I can ed by local police, of cer7 yet? see the headlines now! Heh tain "Untruths." He is Open house party given a few wigs (which justhap- went to the Fiesta Lounge, heh. There's a very str­ fighting it, and we know on March 16th in honor of pende to be in the back where we were cordially ange couple around town. that he will win. . . Dr. MaxR's "Birthday - get seat) and waved to the as­ welcomed by the Manager One claims to be a There's a certain per­ acquainted party'' given by tonished Maconites. Our Carol. It wasn't until we girl, but everyone knows son that recently wound the Magic Finger Theropist fearless editor kept control had a few beers that w<=! he is a boy. What is your up in the hospital for tak­ and Miss Trailways of 73. of the wheel and only shr­ found out that in Colum-, game kids? ing 120 tranquilizers. The Imported G. P. now in pra­ ieked occasionally at B.B.B bus, they roll up the side­ R.K. and his lover are pathetic thing about it is ctice specializing in our truck drivers (would you walks at midnight. at it again. This time it's that she is doing it to personal problems. Wel­ believe every 5 minutes) We rushed over to the over the periicillan shots." get attention, and actually come to Macon Max. It was not easy for me Branded Lounge where we R.K. has done it to her alienating the friends that to try to get a truck dri­ met Barry, the manager, again. Throwhiirioverboard cared for her. Better wise Ta Ta vers description when he a real Groovy guy that sweetie, he just isn't worth up dear, people can only Gretta Gossip was passing by us doing informed our egar editor it all. take so much! about 70 mph., but under that the Bus Terminal there Gotta give credit to one Word is around that the Gretta can be reached by penalty of death, or worse, had been renovated (the Lounge owner that we know. D.J. of Sweet Gum Head writing her at Atlanta Barb hitch hiking home, I at­ mens room) and a certain He is about che ',Mgni- was caught in bed by his P.O. Box 82543; Atlanta, tempted to do so anyway. "glory hole," removed. enist cuss" when he gets lover with a real hunky Georgia 30354. However, hanging me out After cruising the Terminal his bowls in an uproar. number. Oh my gay ner­ the side window by my one time, we decided to Started six of them in one ves! T.T. I thought you feet, and screaming "o.k. head home. The road was night! And they were all could have been "Cooler" ... News Flash ... Jeanni, what does that one dark, and the return trip in separate places. Oh, my than that. look like" was no way to very sedate compared to gay nerves. . . He sure So much for this time Mr. Art Elliston of the treat a lady. I could have the beginning. All in all, got around. How about B.N. dearies, More Rot to come #1 Showplace of the South, gotten windburn! Finally it was a fun time and at claiming to be Leather? in the next issue. Sweet Gum Head has de­ arriving in Macon we drop­ least there were no bliz­ Honey, give it up, you're clared that he is sponsoring; ped into the We Three zards of chicken feathers as synthetic as they come. MACON GA., Jerry- Gum Head's own Rachel Lounge (thank God) We had as in our Chattanooga ven­ The next time P.C. does Bobbs just returned from Wells (last months winner all we could do, to drag ture the previous month. her thing, lets hope its out of town. Was in New of Entertainer of the month the illustrious editor inside. not a cop that she picked Orleans and Pennsacola title) and Miss Deva, He was smiling sweetly Party Drinks up. recovering from not hav­ Sanchez, the Big Mama of at a Macon police officer ing his sex change in War­ Soul in the upcoming MISS (in broad daylight, no less) HAWIIAN COOLER What about that "Much ner Robins - - hot as ever. GAY AMERICA PAGEANT. He does go for uniforms. talked about marriage" of Also looking for new hus- Good Luck Kids. In any respect, we relaxed Take the juice of 1/2 lime and had a beer while Hawiian Pineapple juice chatting with Charles El- 2 oz. Southern Comfort kins the owner, and Chuck Now pack a tall glass with his bartender. We deliver­ cracked ice; ed the issues of the Barb, Add lime juice and the and left to continue our Southern Comfort Art Elliston And The Employees journey. Onward to Colum­ (or your favorite brand) bus, Ga., as we stared Fill with the pineapple longingly at the McDonalds juice and stir. of that our editor drove past, Toast: Yesterday was ignoring our pleas of star­ todays hope and tomorrow is todays dream. . . 7 The Show Place Of The South ^•••••* * * * * * •••••••^ Cordially Invite Open Daily 4 P.M. - Shows Nitely "^ All Contestants And Guests Of The In Memphis It's Miss Gay America Pageant George's t Truck Stop & Drag Bar To The 1786 Madison Ave. t Memphis, Tenn. Presents: SWEET GUM HEAD * 2284 Cheshire Bridge Rd Mimics Menagerie The Finest In Female Appearing Nitely The Week Of M.G.A. Pageant * Impersonatation

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As you remember dear up. Our ceaselessly, in­ crew of that ship is to Stop Hiding - Start Living readers in the last episode iquitous j; enemy, Dr. Big- test the Insidious Gayhat- of Super Fag, our hero otley Gayhater, is at work er's model, and if they again!'' like them, Gayhater gets BY Rev. Troy Perry. h%d just heard the siren signal of the Silver Phal­ "Gayhater!'' sputters the Navy's order." Holy Week, traditionally, lic Whistle, the call for help the Fearless Fighter, half "I see!" ponders Super in the christian community from his sometime sister chocking on the Laudable Fag, "Then all we have is a time when most people fighter for the Forces of Lesbian 's cigar smoke, to do is to sabotage that stop to remember that Gaydom, Wonder Lez. We "Great balls of flesh! shipment of jockstraps!" almost two thousand years join Super Fag now in one What's up then?" "Right," agrees the Dau- ago a man called Jesus of his Amazing Adventures "He's in the process of ntless Dyke. "But our shared a last meal with His "The Big Jockstrap Con­ cornering the jockstrap sabotage can't be obvious." friends, was tried for spiracy." market with the Navy, and "Maybe we could sew crimes He was not guilty of, Volume I, Episode 2, if he succeeds he'll make the straps together?" the and sentenced to death. He Part l-"The Big Jock­ a fortune which he'll use Heroic Hummer thinks out died, but on the third day strap Conspiracy!" to further his endless, in­ loud. after His death He arose sidious oppression of "Hell no!" counters the downtrodden gays!" ex­ Laudable Lesbian. "I ain't from the grave victorious, Harkening to the siren no way gonna sew no man's alive! plains the Prestigious Puss. sound of the Silver Phal­ "But what can we do?" jockstrap!" The Scriptures tell us lic Whistle, the call for help "Okay, I got it!" shouts that "early in the morning the Angered Warrior of from his sometime sister Gaydom asks, momentar­ the Fearless Fag. "Itching certain women came to the Fearless Fighter For power! We'll dust the whole tomb. The stone was rolled ily stunned by the outrag­ Gaydom, Wonder Lez, Su­ eous news. shipment with some of th per Fag flips open the top "My girl friend, Hairy Highly Concentrated Crotch of his rhinestone cocktail Hotlips, succeeded in find­ Irritant I carry in my All- Ask The Doctor ring, and notes on the hid­ ing out that his whole plan Contingency-Douche bag. A den direction finder, a min­ is based on the success­ little goes a long way!" iature cock,' the precise ful tryout of his model "Good thinking, brilliant Q. Are homosexuals born, away. They entered and met location from where the order of jockstraps on the B.J.A.!" agrees the Daun­ or do they just develop that an angel who said, "He is call is emunating. He rush­ USS Bloomersnatcher,'' tless Dyke. way? not here, He is risen." es to Brooklyn's Prospect explains Wonder Lez. "The "Let's go!" A. I feel that homosex­ It is possible in 1974 to Park. It is not difficult uals are not born this way, have yet another resurrec­ for the Heroic Hummer but because of external' fac - tion. It is time for we who to spot Wonder Lez. He tors, become homosexuals. are Gay to help roll the knows her unique disguise. stone of ignorance and pre­ Her costume consists of judice away from the long red woolen knitted A Friendly Place To Go Q. Are Homosexuals real­ cavern which holds Truth tights and a flat metal ly more neurotic than the in bondage so that it might breatplate inscribed with: average heterosexual? "spring forth as the noon "Sappho Says, Up Yours, « A. I would say that homo­ day sun with' Justice and Buster!" In addition to this, sexuals are probably not Equality." she wears heavy patent anymore vneurotic" than the leather combat boots, and No more will we watch a long fur-edged, flesh col­ Fiesta Lounge general population. as Brothers and Sisters are ored leather cloak, which placed in institutions when as she now has it wrapped Q. Are hermaphrodites the only crime is loving. about her, affords her the really freaks of nature? We no more will watch as striking disguise of a huge 5I2-J2thSf. A. While there is a very children are taken away throbbing pussy, in the small percentage of people from their mothers, be­ shaddow of a large tree. Columbus, Georgia born hermaphrodites, a cause their mothers happen Super Fag knows that very small percentage of to be Lesbians. Police br­ this is something big! It them are homosexuals. So utality and harrassment isn't very often that Won­ practically speaking, her­ must stop! 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Check your birth sign Pre show time activities all. sun with just the bare es­ below and learn what the stars have in store for you. included a splendid cold sentials worn on their sun cut buffet and free champ­ "If I heard Apple sing tanned bods. Crusing was Aries "The Ram" (Mar 21-Apr 20) Your relations with other agne for everyone. The "Stony End'' one more time tops on the "Hill" espec­ people will be especially jovial today. You will soon meet many champagne was supplied by I would have screamed. ially at night. I met a fascinating people. Excellent vibrations concering shared John McBride of "My The shows were good but certain popular Female funds. Your business conditions improve from now on. House Bar." the bartenders were stuck Impersonator on the Hill The night was a sucess on themselves." several summers ago. That Taurus "The Bull" (Apr 21-May 21) Try to be tactfully truth­ but many strange things "The Place had good mus­ person was never in drag ful rather than bluntly truthful. Guard against extremes. Over happened at that ghost rid­ ic and the shows were al­ before. It wasn't for sev­ come your tendency to become to much involved with the past. den celler. The air con­ ways too long." eral months later that this Get a new grip on life. Be optimistic. Tomorrown has its joys ditioning stopped cooling "I think that place was for boy started doing shows too. about eight o'clock. This bums that could get drinks at the Cruise Quarters. He was about two hours before for free and smoke with­ roomed with another popu­ Gemini "The Twins" (May 22-Jun21) Don't neglect studies to show time. There was a out worrying about < the lar Showster in Atlanta.- advance in your career. Now is the time for improving your­ disturbance to say the pigs." Both are still performing self. Affairs in the backgrond that have been proceeding sl­ least in the back parking "The place was hard to find in Atlanta. If you know owly, now speed up. Avoid rash spending. Use care in dealing area. Two drags were and the parking lot was who these people are send with others. battling it out in the park­ too dangerous to leave me your guess. ing lot purses and all. Many your car in." Cancer "The Crab" (Jun 22-Jul 23) You are apt to become of the crowd took there These comments came Next Month: Peaches Back interested in minor emotional worries. Stick to your present drinks and went out to see from certain drags and po­ Door. job and don't let mild setbacks get you down. Your persistence the show out there in the at work will eventually reap your many rewards. Do not eighty - plus temperatures. concentrate on one thing to the exclusion of others equally as important. It must have been one DEAR LUV LEE hundred degrees in that Advice To The Lovelorn Leo "The Lion" (July 24-Aug 23) Because you have money in Cave that night. People the bank is no reason to spend it rashly. Take care to­ were so smashed that Dear Luv Lee, they did not know if they in society with or without day. Avoid impulsive attractions with the opposite sex. Enjoy With the cooperation of dates, we are heavy church night life in your own locale. A romantic encounter with an were dead or alive. The a friend who received your bartenders were far from workers, members of sev­ old love is coming into your life. Consider carefully. paper, I too get to read eral lodge organizations, adequate for such a large it. Your " Advise to the crowd. Over five hundred we are in civic work, Virgo "The Virgin" (Aug 24-Sep 23) Be on guard against one jDo.velornviad caused me to hospital work, and homes who claims to be your friend. Avoid intimacies. Keep things people jammed the Cave inject'a few words to your that night. for the elderly. Putting my­ harmonious by being silent when you feel unpleasant. Envy "Dear Unhappy" in Vol. self into action to bene­ and trickery may be possible. Expect changes in your Due to the location and #1 No. 1. the opening of other better fit others is the least that personal life. There are many of us who I can do to repay for the located and more spacious feel that they need not pay bars the Cave folded. The pleasures that have been Libra "The Balance" (Sept 24-Oct 23) Be sure you don't lose their debt to society by mine- in this life. It is a tough control of situations this week through haste or unwise words. owner of that place has marriage. You need not be opened a bar in Los An­ life and you will reap what Take care in all problems concerning the family. Avoid ashamed of this just be­ you sew. . . arguments. Your gentle influence can be of much assistance to geles catering to the lea­ cause someone did marry your family. ther set. Frankenstein's at a specific age or time Cave will live on in the in their life is no justi­ The above letter was sent Scorpio "The Scorpion" (Oct 24-Nov 22) The wedding of a minds of many people. Per­ fication that you are ready haps as the worst place to marry. I feel that when in by one of our readers. close friend or member of your family is more than likely. Be He did not sign his name careful what you say to strangers this week. Be sure to read that ever existed in Atl­ this time comes I will anta or the best place that feel it in every inch of but I would like to thank the fine print before signing any contracts, Keep everything you him for such a wonderful do on a high plane. they have visited. It is hard my body and soul, and I to tell. I questioned many will let everyone else know letter and I do agree with you. Sagittarius "The Archer" (Nov 23-Dec 21) Place on reliance people about that place. exactly how I feel-proudly on promises made in the name of romance. They will not be Here are some of the re­ as long as you are not> Luv Lee kept. Getting angry would cause loss of esteem. Keep emotions actions: apprehended in the act by under control at all times. Watch and wait. Everything will turn your parents, you show no Dear Luv Lee, out satisfactorily. signs of psychopathology, I just wanted you to know and you are satisfied with that I think . all Fags are Capricorn "The Goat" (Dec 22-Jan 20) A good week for your preference, and can sick. They're immature, and affairs of the heart. Heart warming messages and unexpected function effectively in soc­ need professional help so gift from a new friend. The unexpected and unusual will do­ iety--there is no need to that they can go straight minate the scene. Could mean a windfall of attention. Be dis­ worry or be afraid to face and lead decent product­ creet with strangers. society in any of it's de­ ive lives. You should en­ mands. You have a place courage everyone that writ Aquarius "Water Bearer" (Jan 21-Feb 19) Some new contracts in society-and will be ac­ es to you to change their give you fine ideas for advancement in business. You will meet cepted--if you work for it life style before it is too stiff competition but if you persevere you will win out. and warrent it. Should you late. Also, I think that papers You have a way of getting out of tight spots. have a close friend and like the'Atlanta Barb sho­ buddy for your occasions; uld be outlawed. Lets see Pisces "The Fishes" (Feb 20-Mar 20) You will have to be choose] one who will mix this in print if you will. very independent about personal matters; no one else can solve well and one you are not Straight Reader problems for you in this respect. You are entering a romantic ashamed to be with or have Dear Straight Reader, trend which will bring you much hope and joy. Keep your re­ your parents meet. Even Thank you Jor your opin­ putation spotless. though they may be reluct­ ion. Now here's, mine. I ant to accept; do not force have met many immature IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you are a born executive and it upon them, and by all straight people. A person's' should excel in insurance, real estate or the stock market. means- do not flaunt it, immaturity does not stem You will reach the top even if you have to step on many toes on iswish it- or whatever you from their sexual prefer­ the way up. You keep your associates on a merry - go -around. wish to call it. Like in the ence. I know many decent It is necessary for you to cultivate self - discipline and a intimicies of married life- Gay citizens that lead use­ reasonable attitude which will allow you to turn your gift of you do not tell of your ful and productive lives. swift and brilliant thoughts into channels orderly enough to relations. This is private You have no right to judge allow others to follow you. You are afflicted with an unquench­ between you two. Following anyone's lifestyle, or to in­ able thirst for personal glory, and ambition for a position of the death of my father, dicate that it should be responsibility and authority. Be careful "the monarch may my mother lived with me changed. I'm truly sorry claim the throne too soon." Gretta Gossip of "Hello many years. I respected that you don't care for Dollies" on right; Liddia her feelings and my ap- our paper, so I suggest Lipshit of "The Gay Days" pearence for all involved. that you don't read it any­ We Remember" on left, If there was any suspic­ more. But heres an idea. ADVERTISE IN THE BARB outside Gossip Manor on ion on her part- she ne­ Why not wallpaper your their Palatial Estate. ver reproached me. My "closet" with it? friend and I are accepted Luv Lee