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Labor day will never be the Makoutz from the Subversive Sq same. NotBOMBIN after the Vietnam Vets uad seemed to be doing mostof G THE AVE Against the War got through with the talking, as usual; lots of cops it. Their Peace Parade down Wis on motorcycles were there, and | consin Avenue turned out to be they efficiently led the marchers one of the high points of this down the Avenue - and of course season's collection of rallies, a camera man from the Red Squad demos, and assorted-guerilla ac was there taking pictures and tions. making small talk with known rad In fact, that's just what it icals. was, a combination of all three. And, believe it or not, the pa-w The list of groups "officially" rade got off on time(actually participating should give you an at 2*5). Starting from 15th St., j idea of how beautifully crazy the the last unit turned onto Wiscon ' whole thing was: sin Avenue when the head of the 1. WAW in the lead. parade reached 10th St. 2. Free Angela Float. At first, the most energetic 3. Some high-energy Gays. group was the "Free Angela" 4. Survival Bus from the ' YAWFs(Youth Against War and community center. Facism) and they kept chanting 5. Kazoo Band. "Free Angela, Free Ruchell, Ron 6. Boris Bomb and '55 chevyfthe ald Reagan - go to Hell". Un Bomb is a 21/2 ton truck - the fortunately, that's all they chan chevy never made it and if you ted, forcing this reporter to move ever rode in it you'd know why). back in the parade line. 7. Babylon Press(with a real, Probably the funniest thing in press on a trailor) the parade was a green VW with 8. Corvair Bean Bag Float. two old people in it who turned 9. Jftcolet Liberation Front. out to be none other than Fred 10. American Orthodox Church. and Mary Blair(of Communist 11. Jugglers. Party and Mary's Book Store 12. Ron Webb "Network" news fame) carrying a sign that read, letter. "Communist . Parjy of Wiscon 13. South Side Improvement Cen sin". Word spread rapidly that ter Herbert Philbrlck was in the 14. WJLL.P.F.(Women's Inter crowd. national League for Peace arid The march or parade or what Freedom). ever you want to call it lacked 15. St. Francis Drill Team. all those thing that make for tra 16. Theatre X ditional, old-fashioned, dull para 17. Food Co-op. des. There was plenty of spon- 18. United Farm Workers Tr tinaity, especially from the EJoris Ch» ien Studios uck. and Gleb people and of course, 19. A fife and drum group. from the irrepressible Yippies. eat - Mxon eats meat - Brown allowing toy guns(often seen at The Parade was ina real 20. Kent State Float. Chants of "Free Dana, aina?'V Rice makes you strong - Victory VET ami-war actions) - "Be sense a demonstration, but in an 21. Miss UN-Amerika Float, and the ever popular "I smoke to the Vietcong". cause it's a Peace March man". other sense it was pure theatre. c 22, Jeep and Trailer from Pot and I like it a. Lot", could" And everyone else, almost, was, Also some high school kids It reminded me of some of the Blacksmith Sum. be heard for blocks. There screaming, yelling, smoking dope wanted to get into the parade. early Yippie freek-out actions. 23. Land and Sky Water beds. were almost 75 people crammed, and getting high and crazy. They claimed they were told that 24. Peace Action Center Float. jammed, and hanging from the The crowd along the way was they "had to belong to a club And I'm sure, besides a lot of 25. David Luce and Family.' bumper of the Boris Bomb. not staggering. The heaviest or something''.So,theyproceded kazoos, a few minds were blown 26. N.W.R.O. National Wel The Boris Bomb was also crowds were near Marquette . to tell the guy that they were on Labor Day. Will George fare Rights Organization. doing its job of holding down Later, further down the Avenue, with the IRA (Irish Republican- •Meany ever recover? 27. Another Mother For Peace. pollution by keeping a steady flow there were at best 30 or 40 people Army) and even made up a sign By Dennis Gall 28. Port Washington Vets. of that magic marijuana smoke lining each side of the street. reading "Free Joe Cahil - UP Actually, no one was quite to mask the foul odor of exhaust Most, even the older ones, seemet the IRA",, and were promptly sure if everyone showed up, but fumes. People even, claimed that at least amused. A few ever admitted to the parade. They \ suffice it to say that there were the truck was riding several in waved and cheered and there were spent most of their time chant lover 1500 people and "things" ches off the ground - though several regular parade watch ing "Up Anarchy - Up the IRA". I in the parade. .this reporter--didn't notice it. ers armed with lunch and a fold The leader of the Irish contingent 1 A vet's spokesman earlier in. ing chair. W&M was actually named Ballisteri, the day had estimated about 800. The Yippies and Glebbies were The vets attempted to keep but that didn't dampen his "Free people would show up, but Pat also running along the sidewalk things orderly. At one point Ireland", ardor. COMMENTS Hagerty from the WAW confided, offering dope to the spectators. word came back that one of the About 20 to 25 kids on bycycles 'I'll be happy if 500 show up". Finally, to riotious cheers, an old vets was carrying.a toy gun. rode in and out of the parade The large turnout surprized ev man took several hits and gave "Hey Ralph", someone yelled, and there was a constant drone It was Labor Day 1971, and Mil eryone. the kids a peace sign. "I thought we decided there we of whistles, kazoos, clapping, and waukee was experiencing it's first Police co-operation was good, The outpost Natural Foods Co ren't going to be any guns?" The . the ever-present crazed Yippie peace parade. This was defi- right from the start. Deputy In op group was plugging "Vege vet was asked to get rid of the yell which sounds half like an nately a new experience for every spector Arnold Kramer was in tarian Power", and chanting gun and he did. One of the Indian war-whoop and half like body so I roamed Wisconsin Ave. personel command, though Harry things like "You are what you WAW explained why they weren't a hyenna O.D.ing on acidl asking people what their thoughts Photos by Glen Cobbs The Parade ended at Lincoln on the parade were. I got a strange ' Memorial Drive and people head variety of reactions from people. II ed for the Alternate Site(variously A lot of people knew it was known as Woodstock, Ccolgosz happening, so the majority of the Parkretc.) Music and food was comments were of the "I'm very provided with a few speeches. • much for it", 'It's alright", : A good guess would put the crowd "Fine, all for it", nature. there at about 800. One young woman must have On the way to the site, a race been really stoned because the developed between the survival only reaction I got out of her bus and the Boris and Glebb was "Yeah". truck. The Glebbies won going One old man(about 75) told me away. Also, this marks about the he wasn't interested in the pa .first thing the survival bus has rade "when you*ve seen one pa oeen used for. It was painted rade you've seen 'em all". I up with every outrage!ous slo wonder what he thought after see gan lmmaginable and if nothing ing that one? else it'll be nice to. look at. One man apparently was con Few complaints were heard - fused about the nature of the no one was arrested - and ex parade, he told me, "They have cept for the rather small spec their rights to demonstrate". tator crowed the day has to be A few assorted right-wingers rated a success. For once, * who thought they were going to various groups didn't get into, get their usual dose of Americana arguing their various lines, but responded with comments like, worked together under a highly "none of your business", or acceptable theme of Peace and ignored me altogether. Justice. CONTD. on P. 7 rTrrrrftOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr
Photo by Glenn Cobbs Ch'ien Studios LABOR DAY 1971
Ch'ien Studios Ch'ien Studios Kaleidoscope No.102, page 3
NIXON'S'WELFARE BILL
As we go to press a statewide on welfare could be cut back. hire cheap welfare labor. What * rally, and demonstration to pro In Wisconsin, a family of four F. A. P. would mean for the work- ' test Nixon's Family Assistance can receive a maximum of $3372 ing .poor is that salaries could Plan(better known to the poor as a year. Under present welfare be frozen, since management wo Nixon's Family Destruction plan) laws, rate of payment increases uld have no reason to agree to is happening here. Milwaukee's, with number of children. Under a pay hike if they could hire Welfare Rights Organization is F.A.P. the maximum grant per cheap surplus labor. Working holding the demonstration in con year is $3600 no matter how poor and welfare poor would be junction with nationwide activi large the family is. victums of the government's 'di ties. 'Kill FAP or FAP will The forced work provisions in vide and conquer* strategy meant kill you' means that the forced F.A.P. assume that jobs are to keep all poor people from see- - work provisions.arid discrimina available for people who want to ing their common plight. The tion against single people, col work and that welfare rolls are power of unions could be threat lege students, childless couples, filled with employable people who ened too by F.A.P. since the large families and blacks will simply refuse to work. employed welfare recipients pro destroy more of the already This is just -not so. Because bably couldn't join unions. dwindling rights of poor people. of the racist and sexist nature of What can you do to kill F.A.P. The bill has been touted as most employers, welfare mothers .is: find out more at workshops a liberal reform of the welfare can find only menial, low-paying being held Mon-Thurs. at the system and as a first step tow jobs with no provisions for child Welfare Rights Office, 1323 N. ard a guaranteed annual income. care and job training - if they 12th St.; distribute F.A.P. in However, when studied carefully, can find a job at all. Under formation; join in future welfare the bill will cause approximately F.A.P, families with members rights demonstrations. 90 percent of current welfare considered employable(inc. all ZAP F.A.P.II! recipients to lose soriie bene mothers with children 3 years old) Bv Robin-Lakes. fits. Single people and couples must register and accept a job with no children receive no no or get thrown off welfare. The benefits whatsoever, unless they, bill forces recipients to take are aged, disabled or blind. Fam whatever work is available un ilies with children would receive less the job pays less than 75 only half as much as the aged, percent of the federal minimum, percent of the federal minimum disabled or blind. Families with wage (1.60). This means reci case it would be the AIM guards pients must accept $1.20 /hr and smFor about a month mthe Am yet decideamd whether or not to as6imk children would receive only half erican Indian Movement (AIM) justice, excuse me, the Dept. vs. the U.S. Marshalls with the as much as the aged, disabled any type of job offered. The marshalls almost assured of vie- . bill makes it very clear that the has successfully held the old -of Justice to step in." (Aren't or blind. While a family of four they the same?) tory. If this should happen we ; Will receive $200 a month, by government would rather subsi abandoned Coast Guard station on the lake front. This latest AIM claims the land under should be prepared to help in July 1973 an aged couple will dize low-wage paying employers every way we can. Until then you 'receive the same amount. These .tahn enable poor people to be battle in the Indians fight for the provisions of a 1868 treaty rights has not yet come to the which gives the Indians right to, can help by bringing food and provisions that specify one group come self-supporting. supplies to the Coast Guard sta* as being more needy than another ^Qiild care is provided for those bloody club swinging end that all unused U.S. property. When who get jobs under F.A.P., but most of the recent occupations asked about the validity of the Hon or to Granfalloon. Also call are racist in that half of the fam Washington and demand that the ilies on welfare are black and families have no right to object have, and may not. The Coast Indians claim, Cannon said, "No, to the quality of child care or Guard has not yet decided whe comment. I can't say in a case government honor the trea only one-fifth of the aged, dis ties that they were so willing to abled and blind recipients are to refuse to work because of a ther or not to ask the Attorney I may have to prosecute on the lack of child care arrangements General to step in and prose governments behalf. Maybe the sign in 1868 to keep their white black. men from dying, and are so will No benefits are payable to satisfactory to them, "vital de cute. U.S. Attorney David Gan 'great white fathers ""in Wa cisions about a child's upbring non said that the matter was still shington are planning to do a ing to ignore now that they're in families whose head is a student mntrol. at a college or university, there ing would be taken out of the hands in the "hands of the Coast little ' 'forked toung'' speaking and by making it even harder for the of parents and given to the State. Guard" and that "they have not double cross the Indians. In that —Rick King poor to attend school and break What F.A.P. could mean for out of a cycle of poverty. F.A.P. welfare recipients is less money sets a minimum and maximum pay to survive in this already In- ment of $2400 a year for a fam j flated economy. At first it would ily of four. This will aid fam seem ridiculous for the govern ilies in only fivesourthernstates ment to let more people into an already overcrowded labor mar where payment levels are less - right to strike, collective bar for unemployed Wobblies and aid than $2400. All other states pro ket, however, while businesses "When the Union's inspiration can't afford to pay a liveable wage throu gh gaining, and the elgjtt-hourday. ing political prisoners (the Gen vide for more than this amount, Yet, as old unionists testify, eral Defense Committee) are on so 90 percent of all. families to workers, they would gladly -the workers blood shall run, There can be no power greater the IWW never sold out working the drawing board. Further, the anywhere people, unlike many of today's growth and recognition of the beneath the sun." — Ralph richer trade unions. revolutionary youth culture cre Chaplin, "Solidarity Forever" Firmly maintaining the prin ates new social and job alterna ciple of rank and file control, tives. the IWW aims to organize all • Still, the most important strug W*A* Recently an organizing com wage workers into One Big Un gle is< with the bosses, as long Norman). Brother Ana, who has mittee for the Industrial Workers ion. Thus, the IWvv not only as the employing class continues - When members of the Republic unfair practices, and until work- ; of New Africa, a Black nationalist been identified as a regional vice- of the World (IWW) formed in carries on the everyday struggle president of^the Republic of New Milwaukee. With a job local al with the bosses but is also, in ing people take control of their group whose goals include the cre ; work. If you boss persists in un ation of a separate Black nation Africa, had been director of the ready established in one area the words of the IWW preamble, Malcolm X Center of the Inner print shop, plans are to expand "forming the structure of the fair, illegal practices like deny in the southern U.S. attempted to ing overtime pay and breaks, or purchase land near Jackson, Miss City Development Project at 2700 workers' control to other un new society within the shll of the. N. 3rd St., for the past few years* organized jobs. In light of its old." if you're unemployed, consider issippi last spring, the state-s gov the IWW. If you have information ernment warned that it considered Under the charges, all 11 face history and goals, the IWW of As a labor organization here, mandatory death sentences in the fers new possibilities. the IWW can fill many useful on unorganized jobs or are In the RNA treasonous and threat terested in joining the branch lo ened to move against it. Mississippi gas chamber. In its sixty-six years, the I WW needs. It is open to all wage RNA Minister of Defense Atty. reaped many gains for working workers, employed or unem cal, contact Hugh Cook at 271- On August 18, the State of Miss 8819 or 272-3040. issippi fulfilled its vow. As a re William E, Miller in Jackson has people along industrial un ployed, as well as homemakers - • sanctioned a Legal Defense Fund ion lines. Employing direct-action and working-class students. Po Fire the Bosses! Join the IWW! sult, 11 persons*-- including a 2S —Craig Ledford year old sister who was a UWM Wlflch has been established in Mil named Wbbblies, struggled tential services like finding work sophomore and a 26 year old Mil waukee to raise money for bail, and won in union battles for thf waukee brother — currently are if set, and for the lengthy legal imprisoned on the infamous Parch- fight which will be necessary to man Farm, the Mississippi penal keep the II alive. institution which shares Sunflower Anyone wishing to contribute may County with the plantation of ra mail contributions to: Legal Defen- i cist U.S. Senator James Eastland. se Fund, PO Box 3563, Milwaukee, In the early morning hours of WI 53206. Contributions are also the 18th, about 20 Jackson, Miss, being accepted at Milwaukee's Bl police and several FBI agents, ack bank, the North Milwaukee accompanied by "Thompson's State Bank at N. 27th St. and W. Tank," an armored vehicle owned Fond du Lac ave. by the Jackson police for use ag —Dave Novick ainst demonstrators — conducted a raid at an apartment where five brothers and two sisters, all RNA members, slept. While RNA»and police each claim the other side opened fire, a gun battle ensued. Two Jackson offi PURGE cers, both white, and an FBI agent were wounded. There were no in Street Sheet has been purged : juries reported among the young from Interabang Bookstore, 1668 Blacks. N. Warren because of a letter to When one of the policemen died the editor Krazy Dave wrote put the next day, the seven — as ting down former K-scope own well as four others (including RNA er and Granfalloon owner, John leader Brother Imari) who were Kois. in an apartment four blocks away, were all charged with murder. New headquarters are at the The state added charges of treason Survival Center, second floor, and conspiracy to commit war community center at 911 E. against the state. Federal bail of Ogden. Leave messages there $25,000 each was set, to date or call 272-RAID. Street Sheet can ttivW \ I ikm&tii ilWilimiUM chool ^ people to fill a page no longer be scored at Interabang Mississippi has refused to set any *% r mm\m\ml^AW$^&re are sanr&fmrf* staffers each- Issue of Kaleidoscope. Bu•t • or the Granfalloon, but is still As the/ol school grindstone who are looking for energetic, fel bail. low High School captives of the we won't be able to do much with available at 1812, Oink 'n' Egger, starts turning again, we're calling -o^Ha^her IMS* support,, " for more high school kidz to come law to send us news about the The two Milwaukeeans are Sis Jbynt Venture, Outpost Natural High School Lunatic Fringe ter Tamu Sana (a/k/a Anne Lock- Foods Co-op, Awarehouse, Pizza work on the K-Scope staff. We schools and any other contributions whatever they may be* e/o> Kaleidoscope hart) and Hekima Ana (a/k/a Tom Man, Hooligan's, the community need suggestions, news and ideas P0Be%9O5&6, center, and other places along on how to re-ignite a Milwaukee We hope to receive enough news Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53202 and about the E. Side. Area H.S, lunatic fringe movement. and* other shit relevant to High [ litics was the fact that they are [ new to politics and thus have I fewer bad political habits and as she phrased it, not so many ipeis. "IOU's as our brothers." " Finally, someone asked a loa- : ded question, "What are your views on the subjects of abor tion reform and/or repeal and WALK ABOUT contraceptive reform." At that L 1 point the roof flew off, because A rare magical film is the way this film is advertised and for many of those in the audience once they are righteous. m w& 4' 'i
Oz has been found guilty in England. England's biggest and best alter I1EM1P native paper has been on trial for obscenity concerning an issue pro duced entirely by High School stu i£aVsmSMs*Wm dents. *vjfl> It's just come to my attention that the action by the Weather Under The trial has been in some ways fjL^ a telephone interview, Tim ground that sprung Tim was fin reminiscent of the Conspiracy , Leary asked for less to be writ anced by the Midwest Dope Dealer's Trial in Chicago. The defendants . ten about him. He says he Association (MDDA). It cost $90, had the same sense of theater and doesn't miss the US of A very 000. the same kind of support. jnuch. The MDDA was formed in 1967. Richard Neville was sentenced to If you want to help him out of Revolutionary dope dealers have 15 months and deportation (he's jail, write the Swiss Dept. of Just gotten together in several places. Australian). James Anderson got a ice, telling them-that Tim is a po They try to keep prices down and year and Felix Dennis 9 months. litical refugee who was imprisoned quality and weight up, fight death The magazine itself was socked for his work and writings, rather drugs, uncover and publish the with a $2400 fine. than "criminal" behavior. names of narcs. ancother^oodshit.
John Sinclair spent several days in k the hole to keep his hair. The Living Theater is in trouble John is serving 9-10 years for Again. This gang was forced out giving an undercover agent two of the US in 1967, ran into has joints. He is chairman of the Raih- sles in Europe, was busted for ob vbow People's Party (formerly scenity in New Haven. -White Panther Party.) They have been in Brazil lately How did he manage to have lon^ where they were working on an epic hair after two years in prison? called "The Legacy of Cain" which The federal government demanded would have taken 150 seperate per it! formances in many different places. John is facing a trial for al- Fifteen members of the group egedly conspiring to blow up the are imprisoned in. Ouro Preto on Ann Arbor CIA building in 1968. marijuana charges. The government wants him to look Being busted in Brazil is not very just like he did then. groovy. The Brazilian secret po The trouble is, the trial keeps get lice are some mean cats. There ting postponed and "John's hair is is a terrorist organization of police almost down to his shoulders. The BRITTINGHAM ^ in Brazil which has assassinated other prisoners have been asking to hundreds on the streets. And tor grow their hair too. So the warden ture is so widely used that the Cath ordered SINclair's hair chopped PARK-MADISON>W olic authorities have spoken outa- John refused and went to the hole... gainst it in some provinces. giving his lawyer time to get a In fact, several members of the court order prohibiting the ritual ISCONSIN* I ' troupe have been tortured. The US castration. embassy naturally refuses to help. Protests might be helpful. Write: Paul Yippie, now known as Dana Dr. Hazan, Chief of DOP Political Beal, is a few hours from a bail NOON Police hearing as this goes to press. Ave. Alphonsa Perra Bellow Watch Street Sheet for results. Horizante Dana can no longer have visitors rags dtefcD £pe#$ Minais Gerais, . Brazil, S.A. on weekends. The murder of and George Jackson took place on a President Emilion Garrastazu weekend. Since this is being tout Di Medici ed as a breakthrough attempt by the Vila Colonel Octavia Casta, lying, murderous Kalifornia prison Planalto Palace authorities, Dana can't have week Brazilia, DF Brazil, S.A. end visitors anymore. Kaleidoscope no. 102 Page 5 WOMEN'S A COMMENT ON THE WEST-SIDE CENTER The East Side Women's Collect cries from hunger. Finally the was filmed. The producer was WOMEN'S CENTER ive celebrated their first open baby's father has to come and" one of those Hollywood "reds", house September 1 by showing take it home. and was deported for making this The strike progresses, the wo film. A few mOre thoughts on the ten out into the neighborhood, Jlthe film "Salt of the Earth" especially the women's center The movie, though made in 1950, men fight police and scabs, and Thirty people or so attended the closing o f the West Side Wo the men get gradually used to open house (It was poorly public men's Center brought to you in women who live in the area. Most hanging out diapers. Through ized), which meant that a few new the hope that other groups can women (and others) realize and is not at all outdated; in fact i: dir their brief housekeeping careers, people got to see the women's of learn and grow from our ex act on their oppression from ectly relates to the left and wo of course, the men realize that fice and talk with the women in periences. The closing of the cen an understanding of how they are men's movements today. It was running water is a very reason volved. ter shouldn't be equated with a getting fucked over in their day- obvious that the film touched on able strike demand after all. The office is located in the Com store going out of business and to-day lives and that means a people's lives in 1971 by the en Throughout the film the women munity Center, 911 E.Ogden^rpom therefore failing' because it coul big part of our work is the thusiastic audience response. are portrayed as the strong, mov 9. The phone will be installed not sell a product. The decision slow process of personal talks. "Salt of the Earth" is about ing force behind the strike as well soon (933-4783), but until then to close the Women's Center is Those of us active in the birth Latin-American miners and their as the lives of the people involvecL- just drop in if you need abortion a positive step in that women of the center have since realized wives—but not in that order. The Obviously the film has much rele information, want to find out about realize they had relied too that the services we started it film takes place in a New Mexi vance today, as women struggle the women's movement, or just heavily on just a building to at for (Le. abortion counseling, sp can company town. The miners to build both an independent move want to rap. There's a lending tract women to our movement. eaker's bureau, literature) can decide to go on strike to protest ment and one that is based on other library, lists of female doctors Time and energy spent doing Just as easily be services in discrimination on the job. Their struggles. and lawyers, and friendly sisters chores necessary for the upkeep .homes or other alternative in wives, too, feel discriminated a- Most of the cast were people there. There will be more films of a center could have been much: stitutions. Women who want to gainst because their living condi from the community in. which it soon too.' ijplg? better spent if women had got- tions (working conditions for the CONTD. on P. 13 women) are So poor that they have no running water. When the women suggest that one of the strike de eofi/s mands be for water and better &Y 8UJ£.€C^?S sanitation, the men scoff. The woman stand staunchly by their striking husbands, though, bring ing coffee to the picket lines, eking out meals on strike rations, end lessly chopping wood, working in the strike office, and taking care of the children. An injunction is served on the strikers to stop picketing, but as the document mentions "miners" specifically, the wives suggest that they, the women, take over the picketing. After much argu ment, the motion is passed. The men are now doing a min imum of housework while their wives march. One day a strike . leader announces to his wife (who also narrates the film and is its heroine) that he won't take care of "her" children for another day—scFshe takes them with her to the line, including their new-born infant. Soon many of the women are ar rested in an attempt by the owner of the mine to break the strike. One of the most beautiful scenes in the film takes place in jail. All the women and children are bang ing on the bars demanding formula for the baby. "WE WANT THE FORMULA! WE WANT THE FOR MULA!" they shout, as the baby
GRASS...Lots irf it in town, pri ces range from $15- $20 a lid, and $140-$200 a lb. HASH...Not much — what there is isn't too fantastic ACID Orange Sunshine... 57 varieties around, lots of stomach cramps, headaches, vomiting. Yellow Sunshine...Reportedly very bad. Purple barrel...Aspirin size tab, bad cramps Purple Flats... Clean, good trip Black Triangle...Reportedly good Window Pane...Speedy, wasted me day after Orange Mesc...Orange or sli ghtly brown cap, cramps, nau sea. THC...Black tab, very speedy .real the would cost $15 a hit and this town hasn't seen any in 3 .years. The Js any shit some one decides to cap. Red Psyiisibin.,.3/4" red cap, cramps, nausea, speedy Speed & Downers.„fryou still need a reason not to do this shit try this one. The largest users of speed and downers are middle aged adults. Speed and Downers will make you just like them (Yech) if you live long enough. Smack...Intervenious death, pig Nixon wants you to shoot up. He wants everyone to be more fucked up than he is, to keep himself in power. mr.natural sez, HERE'S DA ANSWERS And now for the correct answers: 1. Christ T. Seraphim should be appointed to the Supreme Court.. TRUE 2. Earl Warren is a commie-faggot and should be "summa rily court-marshalled and if found guilty, taken out and shot. TRUE 3. Hippies rape 6 year old girls and eat them for dinner. TRUE i . 4. Mao Tse Tung is a paper tiger. TRUE ^, 5. The best' way to sfop crime in the streets is A. Arrest every one under 30. Yes, Kids, someone has won the opportunity to be a true he's not doing anything to you 6. Christ T. Seraphim Is... A. A great judge and crime-fighter." jur Christ T. Seraphim crime- blue American junior crime- fi for having this contest. (Ed. Note: 7. Harold Breier should be: A. Given our support for his ghter. I've always wanted to be Ni-L yet anyways). fighting contest. Reprinted below 8 efforts to cleanup crime in Milwaukee. is an ae-tual lefter received with one when I grow up, but now'll I hope I win cuz I'd just love 8. The reason America is going downhill and losing its moral the entry. Actually, to be honest, won't have to wait. a picture (especially autographed) fiber is: B. Too many people read Kaleidoscope. this is the only entry we re I've answered all the questions of my favorite man next to Mr. 9. Christ T. Seraphim's court is a fine example of: A. Fair and ceived. And so, it's the win carefully and neatly, but I'm Nixon and Mr. Agnew (of course)»0 honest justice tempered with the spirit of mercy. ner. The name and address of the not sure about the honesty. (Well Even if I don't get the 1st prize, the 30 day vacation, the picture 10. America is losing the war in Vietnam because: A. Them winner has been o deleted for ob- I try.) If it hadn't been for that slant-eyed gooks just don't have no respect. , vious oreasons. A list of the dirty hippie who forced me into is enough and the broze cast of 11. Christ T. Seraphim is nqted for his ability to judge people ' CORRECT answers follows, the buying the K'scope I never would his cut little (big) nose. Don't in a thorough and just.manner. letter. Our winner can soon ex have found out about your won forget to let me know if I won 12. Christ T. Seraphim was seen last night hard at work on pect, his autographed picture of derful contest. That's very nice anything. G Stopping Crime. ^fll| Christ and his bronze nose re ' you doing that for Mr. %raphim, Bye and stay high. plica as soon as. we can get the but somehow I get the feeling you Name Deleted 13. The most dedicated man in the United States is Christ T. judge to hold still long enough are making fun of the poor man. P.S. DON'T publish this in your Seraphim. for the casting (in hot brass 1) I guess you do that cuz you really paper cuz its not that kind ya Besides the awards, our winner will be carefully screened by "Dear People, love, as much as I and this way publish (you have enough already) a board of psychiatrists and his brain will be forwarded to the I'm sure sdad you've given me you also show what a sense of it's only for you and Mr. Sera- Smithsonian Institute for further study by J. Edgar Hoover. humor Mr. Seraphim has cuE iphim — the test part. '*
a 1 1) If the fruit you're canning is JAMS AND BUTTERS^ big, like peaches or plums or apri. To make fruit jam, all you have cots, you should take off the skin, to do is skin the fruit, take the pits (You don't have to peel cherries.) out, put it in a big pot and crush it. if#x of To do this, dip the fruit in a pot of . Add enough honey to make it taste boiling water for 30 seconds to a. good, and cook it down till it gets minute. Then cool it off in cold thick. water. The skin should come right To make fruit butters, cook the off. If it doesn't, you probably did n't keep it in the hot water long e- cut-up fruit (you don't have to peel THE ROOT CELLAR METHOD it) with a little water till it's soft, If you have a basement with win- nough. Peel apples cold, with a knife or parer. P.S. Don't throw then push it through a seive. Cook ' dows, you can use it for a root eel-. the resulting pulp with some honey lar. You'll need some long shallow the skins away. Keep them in a covered jar and pretty soon Soy- till it's thick. bins to put the different fruits Pour the jam or butter in clean and vegetables in—a seperate bin l bean Sally will tell you how to make vinegar out of them. jars and process in the boiling for each kind. Just dump every water bath for 15 minutes. thing in its respective bin, and 2) Cut up the fruit into pieces or that's almost all there is to it. halves, and take out the seeds, TOMATOES Apples and pears keep better if pits, or whatever. There are lots of good things they're individually wrapped, and 3) Pack the pieces firmly into you can do with tomatoes. Here they also have to be a late var clean jars to within 1/2 inch of are two: the top. iety meant for storage. Through For canned tomatoes, peel (see the winter keep the temperature 4) Make some syrup to put in how to peel fruit X cut in half,-and regulated to around 35 degrees by the jar along with the fruit. You .pack in clean jars. Make some opening and closing windows. ; can make the syrup by heating to 1 juice (see below) and fill the jars to Keep the humidity up by sprinkling gether some water and honey (or within 1/2 inch of the top. Process water on the floor if you've got use date sugar, maple syrup, etc.) in the boiling water bath for about a dirt floor, or directly on the Make the syrup sweet for sour 25 minutes. bins of stuff if you don't. Check fruits like apricots, and not so To make tomato juice (which can things over every now and then and sweet for sweet things like peach be soup if you eat it hot), core and pick out anything that's rotting. es. : (A guest columnist, Annie Avo- ing up layers, and end up with a slice some tomatoes. Put them in icado, will be taking over the next One rotten apple spoils the bunch 5) Screw the lid on with the a big pot and cook till they're soft fairly thick layer of insulation. you know. sealing lids down, couple of columns. She'll talk There should be insulation com and the juices are running. Push about canning and preserving. Things should keep pretty well r 6) Process (boll)the jars in the them through a fine seive to get rid pletely lining the barrel. Put boiling water bath for the neces Any other ambitious writers who some sort of cover on the top. until late February or March, of the skins and seeds. Heat up the wish to be food columnist for a when they'll start putting out sary amount of time. (Check a juice again, pour into jars, and Then dig a hole in your backyard canning book for a table of times.) day or more, bring iri your stuff. and partially bury the barrel. sprouts in response to the call of process 30 minutes. If you want, Soybean Sally will return shortly.) spring. You can't do much about 7) When done boiling, take the you can add some onions, garlic, Heap a thick layer of insulation jars out and let them cool for 12 over the top, and top off with a this except break off the sprouts salt, etc. to the first cooking, and and eat the stuff anyway. (You can hours in a quiet place. You can then strain the pieces out. Now that the summer produce thick layer of dirt. The completed then screw off the outside band and harvest is starting to roll in, barrel should look like this: plant anything that's left over to wards the end.) the inside lid will stay on because people with gardens are probably of the vacuum in the jar. (The CANNING VEGETABLES wondering what to do with the vacuum is formed by the hot food Because the micro-organisms bushels of ass orted produce they iMSOLATlOAJ CANNING that live in vegetables are very re There's a big mystique built up in the jar cooling off.) The bottle 've collected. And even people should look like this: sistant to heat, boiling the filled without gardens are probably Dlfi^T around how complex canning is, jars in a water bath isn't enough to thinking of buying up lots of but onee you start doing it you'll kill them. If you want to can vege produce since it's so cheap at this find that if you're organized and tables, you'll need an additional time of year. ' have all the stuff you need right piece of equipment: a pressure Well, instead of letting every at hand, and keep the kitchen clean cooker. A pressure cooker builds thing slowly rot on your back as you go along, it's not so hard up intense heat and pressure in an porch while you wonder what to do after all. If you have another airtight pot. Because the pressure with it, try preserving it for the person working with you and you is higher than normal, the heat can long cold winter ahead. There both know what you're doing; get higher than 212 degrees, and, are a bunch of good ways to keep things will go a lot faster. the bacteria get clobbered, $i|3 food from spoiling for long per The basic concept behind all Except for that, chiming veget iods of time (like until the next types of canning is to seal food in ables is similar to canning fruit. If harvest). This week I'll tell you glass jars, and then heat them long you have to-add liquid to the jars, what I know about cold storage enough and hot enough to kill any make some juice by boiling togeth and canning. spoilage-causing bacteria and en er some vegetables, water, and COLQ STORAGE zymes in the food. salt, or just use salt^and water. Things that can be preserved There are two types of food when If you've never used a pressure through cold storage are fruits and you're talking about canning- cooker before, make sure you acidic and non-acidic. Most veg vegetables with pretty tough con If it looks like this: know what you're doing or you stitutions: potatoes, carrots, on etables with the notable exception might blow up your kitchen and ions, turnips, rutabagas, beets, of tomatoes are non-acidic. yourself. (They come with in late apples and pears. Be sure to Fruits and tomatoes are acidic. 0MS£ALED structions.) cut off any. leaves or greens from The bacteria that live in non-acid these things (likecarrottops, etc.) ic foods are real hard to kill and uoj. The people at the Outpost Nat If you don't, the leaves will eat up need a long exposure to high heat. ural Foods Co-op, 800 E.Clarke the vegetable within a few weeks. It follows that it's easier to can ST., will give you additional hints Depending on how much you've fruits and tomatoes than veget or advice if you need it, and while got to store, and if you have the ables. you're there you can pick up right kind of basement, you can iwsouvnoo a pamphlet put out by one of the use a root cellar, or just a small CANNING FRUIT large canning companies that has wooden barrel. BA£R.e£ To can anything, you'll need some some good recipes, and a proces-. special canning jars and lids. sing time chart for different fruits THE WOODEN BARREL UeGbie The jars are made out of super and vegetables. strong glass that can withstand METHOD Once you open thejjarrel, it If you want to get a few bushels The objective of storing food in high heat without cracking. The or good cheap organically grown won't keepfor real long, sounless lids are made in two pieces—an a wooden barrel is to keep it cold you really like one kind of vege produce, now's the time, and the without letting it freeze. Start inside circle of metal with a spec 3M^ Co-op would be glad to order it table or fruit, it's a good idea ial rubber sealing compound on it, with a good-sized wooden barrel. to put up several barrels with a for you. Or go out to one of those. Lay down a layer of some insulat and a ring that screws down over and the lid comes right off when farms they advertise in the paper; little of everything in each one— the inside piece to hold it in place. you lift it, it hasn't been sealed ing material in the bottom (hay, that way you'd get 5 or 10 pounds and pick stuff yourself. Lots of i straw, sawdust, shredded paper For canning fruit you'll need a big properly. If this happens, you can tomatoes- and peaches and other ssch of potatoes, carrots, onions pot full of boiling water deep e- process it in the boiling water bath are all good). Then put in a layer and apples, for instance, instead good stuff available now, and root of one type of food. Then another nough to cover the jars with ah again with a new inside lid. crops will be coming in about a of 50 pounds of onions all at once. Inch of rapidly boiling water. This 8) Store the jars in a cool dark layer of insulation, then a layer P S. Don't put potatoes and on month. of food. (The layers can all be dif ¥ is called the boiling water bath. place, like your basement. When Next issue: pickling, drying, and ions right next to each other— Here are the basic steps for you open up a jar, if it smells bad, ferent, or you can fill a whole they'll rot. freezing. barrel with one thing.) Keep build canning fruits: don't eat it. —Annie Avocado CREEPING. LABOR A Sickle Cell Anemia hike, pattern ed after the Hunger Hikes, will be > held around Milwaukee's northside Bowing to the pressure of a and belief may include solely on Saturday, Sept. 25 to raise funds 1970 Supreme Court decision, the for the new Sickle Cell testing moral and ethical beliefs even DAY Pentagon has now revised its po though the applicant himself may program located at Deaconess Hos m sition on conscientious objectors not characterize these beliefs as pital. to include "deeply held moral religious in their traditional CONT. FROM COVER Sickle Cell is a blood disease or ethical beliefs "as grounds for sense or may expressly charac which affects Black and other dark One person who didn't ignore > the discharge of men and women terize them as not religious," complected persons, usually in currently in the U.S. Military ^the Pentagon policy states. me however, was Deputy Inspec their childhood. While no cure has Services. The directive requires the armed tor of Police Arnold Cramer. been discovered, early detection This means that persons seek forces to consider C.O. claims Cramer who invited the vets to *can check the disease before it ing a C.O. discharge needn't ex from draftees or enlisted per- his office to improve relations reaches advanced — and some press a belief in a "supreme" sonnell even if the conscientious on Memorial Day, responded fav times fatal — stages. v being" while seeking out on the objection beliefs were formed orably to the parade. He said The 21 mile mardi will depend basis of their "religious training following the receipt of an induc that the participants for the most on a combination of volunteer mar and belief". tion notice and before induction. part well behaved and that the chers and financial sponsors who "The term religious training parade came off in a way that pledge to contribute for each mile "will help them next time they a specific marcher walks. want to do this." For information' about the Si ' By R. King - roving ckle Cell hike, contact the March reporter of Dimes headquarters at 1543 N. Prospect ave., telephone 273-7942.
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Money and stars- .. .Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one old, new, and born looked at with gleamy eyes. hour is thy judgment come. And the merchants of the earth shall weep What would happen if people could spend them? and mourn over her: for no man buyeth her merchandise any more" Someday Robedeaux will have a real-estate -Rev. 18:10-11 office on the moon and Betelgeuse and PETRIFIED SPECTRE Aldebaran from the city counsel will be just the sneering branches hang another plot of land. leaving the aged Jan Erdahl and ageless pedestrians suspended under a skyscraper's smirking shadow, twisting, turning in an engine's trailing sweep.
through a polished window the restaurant yawns, murmurs: "minimal creaturecomforts"
towering networks over-reachirtg the encircling bands send their skulking agents and their armeed brigades to stifle one giggle too many or one break too long.
the filtered sun sets upon the uniformed composed, computerized masses, some surging through the rushing blood lined streets, others relaxed and resting in the conditioning of the conditioned, &|p I don't mind not having and still others emulating a future with you some fixed image from a television screen; It's nol- having a present and certain concerned citizens keep complaining that's hard to take of wayward humanoids S. Cain who clutter the beast's hall of records, and the beast, on his last legs, |® limps and lisps: astral memo to jekyl/wayne hyde/hope "TIAJUANA SMALLS, BABY, YO U K NOW WHO YO U ARE I" now that even the strongest potions fail jim spencer and your handsomest proxy wears a paunch qs it were a medal or a badge, and now that the bloody spots are blazing no empire hope, your holy greasepaint's running, fell your temples are on fire; because of it the smell of burning celluloid is everywhere. only once we felt you tugging at our souls, my hea ri- we saw your shadow fall upon the roman ruins, no world we entertained you with the boys in france, ended we fed you with their dying screams, because of it we laughed on cue when you joked with bing only through many a crimson christmas me and smiled; it was the least we could do for god and hollywood. no star 2 fell from the sky we won't cross any more red rivers, John. because of it we've all grown a little younger, bob. ?%.*f* only we've got 20/20 vision, John. my spirit we don't want the consolation prize, ron. the ballrooms are fading, the ball is beginning. no gods you've got no more steps to teach us, fired were caught and crushed (we know you have him everything he's got, bob in it and to be fair about it, the least he could do A century's growth of white hair only me is to dance when they strike up spread out to dry on the warm blue stone— that big band for the last time). lichen, sharp snow filling delicate crevices; and no one else 3 his face pressed back on the stone can cry by a special act of true congress, by the motion of the relative world. because of it all instant universes have been abolished. He felt his pores open as if by warm water. only me 4 He has passed through the level of subvocal articulation, only me as for myself, after the first few thousand frames, through perceived internal sensation, to suffer i got bored with dying for everybody else. through perceived internal music, my tragedies keep this note in a special pouch through the levels of dreams, Rhonda Gdniec in your saddlebag or your cloak. to the great void, you will self-destruct which is now and everywhere. ten seconds after reading it. His mouth is open and motionless; his face is as white as his hair. Charles O. Dynzof Confucius, always sensitive to color, thought he was dead. Karl Young. {Ilustrations by Tom Budzinski MAP KEY GOOD STATESiln general, hitching OK on all rqads, in THE SOUTH: Most Southern states (and North Dak cluding expressways. ota) were left off the lists due to lack of information., Play it cool and cautious. ? or 7? indicates incomplete information. CANADA: Hitching is legal throughout Canada, on * Freeways are OK, but stay off tollroads and turnpikes all types of roads. There are hostels in all the major ; cities where you can crash and get meals for 50 £ or Careful about Nevada—stickt to main roads or you may 'less. Also, RCMP's will supposedly give free night's die in the desert. Be wary of towns and cities (see lodging to stranded travelers. list of bad towns). Major routes are Hiway 1—the trans-Canada, Hiway 3 from Vancouver .to Medicine Hat, Alberta, and Rte.' Missouri is cool except on crosstown expressways in 401 in Ontario. But be prepared to wait—it's easy to St. Louis and Kansas City. get stranded in small towns, even along main roads. Watch out for forest rangers in orange-and-green AVERAGE STATES: Best to keep on the ramps along trucks—you can get drafted to fight forest fires dur expressways, freeways, turnpikes and interstates. ing the dry season. Other roads OK. I or II indicates that strict enforcement and/or severe penalties are likely on expressways. BAD TOWNS: If you can't avoid them, walk or take a bus to outside the city limits: ^watch for bad towns again El Centro,-Calif. Reno, Nev. •^* in these states, hitching on toll roads is pretty Sparks, Nev.IO dangerous (unless you're cool about doing it at rest Winslow, Ariz. areas) but other expressways may be cool. Junction City, Kans. Plymouth, Ind. BAD STATES: If possible, avoid completely, or get Elko, Nev. a ride clear through. One happy exception—hitching Salina, Kans. is OK within the city of Boulder. Flagstaff, Ariz. W$B& RULES OF THUMB (FPS) One of_ihe best ways to 4) Food such as nuts, dried INTERSTATES & TURNPIKES men, especially, face the possibil really get to know the U.S., its LEGAL HASSLES fruit, dried meat, etc.—light Hitching is almost always illegal ity of a pdg-disguised-as-human Hitching is legal In some states, people, and their ideas, is hitch weight but nutritious. Many hltch on interstate highways and turn who may try to rape or hassle you. hiking. Now is a good time to do illegal in others. As with most ers tend to live on soda and candy pikes, although you can usually Here is a list of Heloise's Handy other things, though, the law does it because not as many people are on the road, which really burns get a ride before the pigs come.. Hitchhiking Hints: on the road and you can have a re n't make a whole lot of difference. you out fast. To be safe, however, it's best to 1) Get a can of People's Mace. In areas where it is legal, you can laxed autumn vacation. On the 5) Signs to indicate where you're hitch from the approach roads and Knowing you have it will make you other hand, if you'/e in a hurry still be harassed by police for headed, or white cardboard and a entry ramps, making sure that feel more confident and it can be loitering, vagrancy, and other to get somewhere else from where magic-marker. The signs should there is a place where a driver > used to deter an attacker. Real you are, you should probably move catch-all charges.. Where there be large, clear, and short. Just can pull over if he wants to. ize, however, that it could be con are laws against hitching, acting soon, cuz now is the time when the word WEST or EAST, for ex You can also try getting rides strued as a "concealed weapon". folks are getting back to school and respectful can often help avoid a ample, should be enough to get from one rest stop to another, 2) Take self-defense classes. pointless bust. there's lots of friendly people on you started on a cross-country approaching people individually as 3) If you don't like the looks of a People who loudly insist that the road who^won't turn you in trip. A piece of plastic with they come out of restaurants. guy who stops for you, don't be em if you're a fugitive. they "know their constitutional words written in tape is ideal. Whenever you hitch along major barrassed to wave him on. rights'* get busted. On the road, 6) If you have it, a little cash is highways," don't take short rides 4) Always sit by the door. as elsewhere in this country, you WHAT TO TAKE unless they'll take you to a better 5) Wear boots. If you need to If you're planning to be away helpful. Having $10 on you could have no "rights". You have only prevent a vagrancy bust in some position to hitch from. When you . kick, sandals will be of no help. what freedom they don't feel like for more than a few days, you'll do get a ride, find out when the probably need the following. areas,and you'll need some money 6) If you smell trouble and it taking away from you at the mom for meals. driver is planning to leave the Seems prudent, flip off the igni 1) A good sleeping bag and a ent. There is always a law to 7) You should have some kind main highway and get off at a good tion and throw the keys out. arrest you under (like being a plastic poncho or groundcloth. spot before he turns off. Position 7) When you get in a car, 2) Whatever clothes you need, of identification, especially if you "suspicious person"). If you are underage or otherwise illegal. is very important—try to figure find out exactly where the driver make a policeman or sherriff feel substantial but minimal, either out what route drivers are going is going and where he'll drop you In a duffel bag, rolled up in your Having a story ready to^tell the that you con't recognize the tre cops is also helpful. to take who will be going to your off. mendous arbitrary power he has, sleeping bag, or in a knapsack. destination, and get on it. A knapsack or pack is best if you 8) Never carry dope when hitch 8) Don't carry a knife unless you he may feel affronted enough to have a lot to carry or are going ing. Hitchhikers are more ex know how to use it. To carry a demonstrate it to you. posed to the whims of the police PROTECT YOURSELF knife as a bluff could be fatal if Once you start hitching, you'll far. It's good to have only one While it's possible to hitch for he calls the bluff. Also, if you're piece of luggage. to search and seizure than almost probably find that you use it for anybody else. And even if you years .without being seriously searched by the police you can be a large percentage of your travel 3) A recent roadmap for the a- hassled, there is an element of busted for an ' illegal weapon" rea you're in. As you approach aren't searched, the paranoia ling, and that it's the most inter created can spoil an otherwise danger involved in hitching that • (hitchhikers have been jailed for esting way there is to get around. other states, get other mapS from you should be prepared for. 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fc r/p off ma be// before she rips off Tick Creek, N.C.—American known facts of how the telephone had .not been able to locate the Telephone and Telegraph, one of have subpoenaed two witnesses: credit card number system a high school woman who gave printer. While the boring trial was the larger defense contractors* works. The bust is an attempt to taking place, thirty people from which was struck by its employ Plain Dealers away in her school, stop the loss afsome of AT&T's and a college student caught mak all over the Carolinas picnicked in ees all over the country this sum^ billions on fake credit card calls. the courthouse hall, sang and o mer, is trying its hand at censor ing credit card calls. AT&T hired two full-time spec The charges against the street danced before the astonished po ship of the underground press. ial security investigators who lice. c hawker were dropped due to his Three staffers and one hawker of spent two months traveling around The next trial date has not been the Carolina Plain Dealer, a rural hi^di standing in the community the Carolinas tracking down the (Eagle Sc"Ut) and the weakness of set. The Plain Dealer is gather North Carolina underground pa Plain Dealer staff. They followed ing information to prove that some per, have been charged with "pro the charge—adistributing infor and harrassed hundreds of high mation for the "theft of telephone of their evidence is based on an viding information for the theft of school and university students illegal phone tap. The implica telecommunication service," a service. during their investigation. People The first attempt at a trial of tions are not clear. AT&T may six month and/or $500 misde were dragged out of classes and attempt busts in other states.- meanor. The February • Plain the three staff members was post- questioned by the principal and the '•poned by the-state because they dealer published the commonly telephone investigators. They —Carolina media collective/Ins Atftfr-fy The information below Is similar to what the Plain Dealer was busted for: (
A 1971 credit card number is made up of ten digits and a num- ,ber. The first seven digits are an actual phone number and the next three are a code for the place the credit card is (supposedly) from. Make sure the phone number exchange matches up with the place; in Milwaukee you'd use a 276, 962, 933, etc. . Some of the city codes are: Atlanta—03,5, Boston-*—001, Chicago— 097, Detroit—083, Milwaukee—088, New York—021, Philadel phia—041, San Francisco—158, Washington DC—032. After the ten digits is a number which corresponds in code to the sixth digit. I is Q, 2 is A, 3 is E, 4 is H, 5 is J, 6 is N, 7 is R, 8 is U, 9 is W, and 0 is Z. Thus the President, for example, would have the credit card num ber (don't use this one, you'll get caught for sure) 465-1414-032-Q.. 032 is the city code for Washington, and Q corresponds to 1, which is the sixth digit. ^^iP Caution is advised when using these numbers. The phone company is getting "suspicious and many calls are notjpeing put through. Make all illegal calls from a phone booth. Try not to Identify your self by name on the phone—in fact, you should probably, tip off who ever you're calling. They'll probably get hassled by the phone company eventually. Try to sound like someone who would have a credit card—a secre tary, a capitalist, a businessman. If the operator gives you any hassle, hang up and split fast. P.S. Never make the fourth digit a 9, cause that means it's a pay phone.
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Loomis, Land ^fc J purchase price of any waterbed mattress or kit. $5 and Sky, Whitewater, The Box Shop, MILWAUKEE 272-3319 The Agape Street Theatre is Gwyn also feels that univer still out on the streets, but they sity j£heatre*-is not "relevant to SURVIVAL have now. as Gwny Carmen put the community". She feels that it, "found refuge in the sanc- you cant learn acting by^oing .tuary of the 1st Baptist Church". two scenes a semester for 4 Yes, we're still alive and assorted crazies: Agape has permission to use the years - you have to do different doing all kinds of subversive •Survival Center Porjects church's sanctuary at 911 E. Og things". shit. Right now we're looking coming up: den and they are now planning Gwyn said that because there for bread and any other manner 1. Benefit for Kaleidoscope - several new plays. are only about 8 people in Agape of support to insure our survival • we need help on this one - date In the next two months they'll that everyone gets to play differ for the rest of this year at least. is open - hopefully, the sooner ent parts in the same play. "In Will consider bribes, used sur be dong "Thurber's Carnival", the better(typist's note - YEAH!) ro "Slow Dance on the Killing Gr 'Seize the time' ", she pointed vival vuses, walkie talkies, used 2. Madison Smoke In - 9/25 - out, "we all played several dif mimeo machines, hi exchange for ound", "Calm Down Mother", Survival Bus is offering rides "White Whore andthe Bit Play-. ferent parts, male and female. goods and services offered by to Madison - sign up at sur and it's really difficult to change survival center and the Free Store er", and "Biet Rock", one of the vival center. first plays to be written about so much and so. quickly". and Job Co-op. Rem ember folks,, 3. We need lots of extr a dirvers What is really important to we're still at 911 E. Ogdne Ave- the Vietnam War. to keep bus on the road and active. The group has been around the group is that they feel thajt 2nd floor - 272-RAID or 272-. 4. East Side Film Society 9/10 they are "about people and their 7244. for about a year now, and you and 9/11 showing Psycho and many have seen them, either at' needs". We need someone to do com Newsreel flick. Need people to the Brady Street Pring Festival, t "We're on the street right munications and media work for nm Projectors on one of these or at Summerfest. Their pro where the poepleare", Gwyn em the survival center on a reg nights. ductions of "Seize the Time", phasized. The group has even ular, day to day basis so people 5. Agape Street Theater now lo done guerilla skits on bus stops and "The Independeant Female", 3 on the East Side as well as the cated and operating at C.C. Alan have given the group quite a good and they are planning another rest of Milwaukee become aware Ginsberg booked for 10/15. rn street performance for the fall. reputation. They seem equally of what and where we are at. 6. Survival center befefit beings at home irf both what is called Hopefully, late in September, but We can't promise much in the planned for UWM Union - spon "traditional" theatre and what is they are hung up right now on way of Bread, but we can defi- sored by Eng. Dept. Dates not fancifully called "Guerilla" the getting the necessary permit. nately promise supplies needed,' definite. so atre. To a certain extent, the Agape heavy material for stories, col 7. New people with-new ideas Gwyn Carmen has been with Street Theatre has a totally rad- umns, and also a wild crew of desperately needed to staff sur icl approach to theatre. As Gwyn subversive scum, and other the group since its beginning. In vival center oo 24 hr. Basis. part, Agape is a reaction to what puts it, "we don't see the thea Gwyn feels is the sterility of tre and the community being sep university theatre,. • "Some of arate". the kids in the group are from Just how successful Agape will the university(UWM) and they're be in the future will depend a frustrated because they can't get lot on how the "community" any parts there. The univer supports it and on how relevant sity keeps using the same people the group is to the needs of over and over until thev either the community. --Dennis Gall BIRTHDAY blink and look around. The night air is heavy, crickets scrape (Cont'd, from page 5) June 6, 1971 loudly near the open window, and 6.8 Tu Snoopy breathes roughly in the CENTER I wake, in the tent, in black howl 'corner, lying on his back, asleep. As the full moon rose this even WOMEN'S ing, scared, shaking, rain lash I go into the bathroom to pee ing, a neighbor disced our garden. meet around issues* like health, gles and directions disunifled us ing my face, the tent flapping and wash my face. My eye looks I planted the sweet corn he daycare, and welfare, can con- and led to sort of a liberal its wings, a flash. I jumped up, all right in the mirror, it's not brought, chanting Hiya Hiya as \ Serve energy by meeting in homes stance of "anything we do for saw lightning through the flap, even pink, I can see. I go back the stomped the earth. and creating centers only If smal women is groovy." flashes on forest ridges that and sit on my mattress. Now ler facilities prove insufficient. '- So the closing of the west side circle the fields. Thunder shook I'm writing my London Dream. Cold tongiht, full moonr many Most of the women at the cen women's center is a real chal me, belly rumbling fea. Want "stars. I want to do nothing but ter realized early in its incep lenge to us. To spend time go ing worse, I stepped out with I'm in a large, elegant theater, take it all in. tion that there was no clear idea ing out to women and not wait my face raised to rain, breath watching a movie. When I leave of WHO we wanted the center to ing for them to come to us. To ing storm in and out. I wanted I'm naked. I left my clothes "Not me, not me, but the wind that draw/serve and HOW we should form groups that can agree on more rain, more force against in the Tube. In the lobby people blows through me," Lawrence best go about acting on our theo a specific project and carry it me, through me, I wanted lightning walk past me, paying no atten said. ries. This led to a lot of frag out. To learn what we have to close. It stayed on the ridges, tion. I'm more upset about los mented, half-assed work with not offer women. To find out how» far off, thunder took too long. ing my clothes and camera than too many lasting projects. Wo women can become better at this Rearing, I ran through grass that being naked. On the sidewalk I, men had varying degrees of com goal called making a revolution. clung to my legs like a river, look for help and see two Bobbies mittment too. Our lack of talk —Robin slowing. on a bench. They say they will ing to_ each other about strate- help, o yes, they are very po And rain softened, and lightning lite, they do not object tcfmy dimmed, and thunder rolled away. nudity, but they continue to sit, ARE YOU DISSATISFIED...DISCOURAGED? I slowed, sorry to live where doing nothing. I run through the ...SEEKING UNIQUE WAY TO OFF THE RUT? storms didn't strike full force, indifferent, dowdy crowd. as on those forest ridges. 1 could be there, ready for the next, SEEKING I could go and be stormed through. I was panting when everything A KATSURO? stopped, I stopped in total dark Writing my review of IN THE INTERESTED ness, no lightning, no thunder, ANIMAL KINGDOM Ifletmyneck IN SELF-RE1ATED LEARNING mo rain on my face, no wind, tighten and my head clog up, as CALL MIKE & RALPH everything suddenly still. I held if I were in the city, listening A-TRAOITIONAL EDUCATION my breath in what was nothing to traffic. After supper I loos at all... ened up again as- Lucy and L biked to a neighbor's farm and LONDON DREAM saw a calf born on my birthday, still wet, and his mother with Fve just waked up, hot and sticky, bloody udders, and lazy sexist! with a sore eye. I'm afraid I bulls, The farmer said he would j rubbed mink fat in it yesterday, disc our garden tomorrow. Rid throwing it in the woods % I'm ing home, we caught the edge of afraid 1*11 have a migraine, won't a storm—rain in the face'and, be able to read and write. 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GOOD HIPPIE h r PEOPLE THINK THATN HIPPIES ARE BAD. WHIIE THIS IS TRUE OF THE VAST MAJORITY; THERE ARE SOME JUST AS GOOD AS YOU AND ME.
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Although he talks funny, with Words like 'crazy' and 'bop-a -re-bop', this Good Hippie is one of Us. His hair, although long, is clean, and he always wears a big Howdy Doody smile. If you have or Good Hippie in your school, invite him to church sometime} that would be a good deed. Get to him quick, because a Good Hippie always grows up just like the rest, of Us.
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$100-a-plate dinner. He does not take baths, rather he takes narcotic dopes that i make him do horrible things. When Bad Hippie girls take dopes, they jump out of windows; when Bad Hippie hoys take dope they cut people up with knives. They live in sin, st A Bad Hippie always wears his hair below his ears and : bare fee* *hat stink. They 'shoot9 dopes called 'reefers', and listen to colored people's music. This Bad Hippie is OCT.l not one of Us. i PFISTER HOTEL 1 Continued on page 17
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The bust is an attempt to Plain Dealers away in her school, taking place, thirty people from which was struck by its employ stop the loss of some of AT&T's and a college student caught mak all over the Carolinas picnicked in O ees all over the country this sum billions on fake credit card calls. ing credit card calls. the courthouse hall, sang and mer, is trying its hand at censor AT&T hired two full-time spec danced before the astonished po The charges against the street lice. c ship of the underground press. ial security investigators who hawker were dropped due to his Three staffers and one hawker of spent two months traveling around high standing in the community The next trial date has not been the Carolina Plain Dealer, a rural the Carolinas tracking down the (Eagle Scout) and the weakness of set. The Plain Dealer is gather North Carolina underground pa Plain Dealer staff. They followed the charge—distributing infor ing information to prove that some per, have been charged with' 'pro and harrassed hundreds of high mation for the theft of telephone of their evidence is based on an viding information for the theft of school and university students service. illegal phone tap. The implica telecommunication service," a during their investigation. People The first attempt at a trial of tions are not clear. AT&T may six month and/or $500 misde were dragged out of classes and the three staff members was post- attempt busts in other states.- meanor. The February Plain questioned by the principal and the •poned by the state because they dealer published the commonly telephone investigators. They —Carolina media collective/Ins » » • » Atftfr-fy- The information below is similar to what the Plain Dealer was busted for: A 1971 credit card number is made up of ten digits and a num- ,ber. The first seven digits are an actual phone number and the next three are a code for the place the credit card is (supposedly) from. Make sure the phone number exchange matches up with the place; in Milwaukee you'd use a 276, 962, 933, etc. • Some of the city codes are: Atlanta—035. Bostoni-001, Chicago— 097, Detroit—083, Milwaukee—088, New York—021, Philadel phia—041, San Francisco—158, Washington DC—032. After the ten digits is a number which corresponds in code to the sixth digit. 1 is Q, 2 is A, 3 is E, 4 is H, 5 is J 6 is N 7 is R. 8 is U, 9 is W, and 0 is Z. Thus the President, for example, would have the credit card num ber (don't use this one, you'll get caught for sure) 465-1414-032-Q. 032 is the city code for Washington, and Q corresponds to 1 which ' is the sixth digit. Caution is advised when using these numbers. The phone company _is getting suspicious and many calls are not_being put through. Make all illegal calls from a phone booth. Try not to identify your self by name on the phone—in fact, you should probably tip off who ever you re calling. They'll probably get hassled by the phone company eventually. Try to sound like someone who would have a credit card—a secre tary a capitalist, a businessman. If the operator gives you anv hassle, hang up and split fast. P.S. Never make the fourth digit a 9, cause that means it's a pay phone. MAP KEY GOOD STATES:In general, hitching OK on all roads, in THE SOUTH: Most Southern states (and North Dak cluding expressways. ota) were left off the lists due to lack of information. Play it cool and cautious. ? or ?? indicates incomplete information. m CANADA: Hitching is legal throughout Canada, on " - * Freeways are OK, but stay off tollroads and turnpikes all types of roads. There are hostels in all the major ; cities where you can crash and get meals for 50 £ or Careful about Nevada—stick to main roads or you may uess. Also, RCMP's wUl supposedly give free night's die in the desert. Be wary of towns and cities (see lodging to stranded travelers. list of bad towns). ~ Major routes are Hiway 1—the trans-Canada, Hiway 3 from Vancouver to Medicine Hat, Alberta, and Rte. Missouri is cool except on crosstown expressways in 401 in Ontario. But be prepared to wait—it's easy to St. Louis and Kansas City. get stranded in small towns, even along main roads. Watch out for forest rangers in orange-and-green AVERAGE STATES: Best to keep on the ramps along trucks—you can get drafted to fight forest fires dur expressways, freeways, turnpikes and interstates. ing the dry season. Other roads OK. I or II indicates that strict enforcement and/or severe penalties are likely on expressways. BAD TOWNS: If you can't avoid them, walk or take a .bus to outside the city limits: "^ watch for bad towns again El Centro, Calif. Reno, Nev. in these states, hitching on toll roads is pretty Sparks, Nev. I Winslow, Ariz. dangerous (unless you're cool about doing It at rest 1 areas) but other expressways may be cool. Junction City, Kans. ducer read The Sensuous Woman) r Plymouth, Ind. the women were always naked M BAD STATES: If possible, avoid completely, or get Elko, Nev. but the men of Sherwood Forest a ride clear through. One happy exception—hitching Salina, Kans. kept their green tights on. Now I i is OK within the city of Boulder. Flagstaff, Ariz. remember when I was in a play $ in high school and I had to wear X these tights, and there was no opening in front. I kept wondering how these maids were getting fucked when • The other night, I ventured the guys still had their cocks in RULES OF THUMB down to the Venetian Theatre their tights. That ruined it for in Racine to see an "X" rated me. Any hope of fantasizing along (FPS) One of the best ways to 4) Food such as nuts, dried INTERSTATES & TURNPIKES men, especially, face the possibil LEGAL HASSLES movie. Word had it, that Racine with the movie vanished I really get to know the U.S., its fruit, dried meat, etc.—light Hitching is almost always Ulegal ity of a pig-disguised-as-human Hitching is legal In some states, had the best to offer in the Also, have you ever wondered people, and their ideas, is hitch weight but nutritious. Many hltch on interstate highways and turn who may try to rape or hassle you. porno film line. It cost two and a in these movies why none of hiking. Now is a good time to do illegal in others. As with most ers tend to live on soda and candy pikes, although you can usually Here is a list of Heloise's Handy other.things, though, the law does half bucks to see the movie. I the women get pregnant? Also, it because not as many people are on the road, which really burns get a ride before the pigs come.. Hitchhiking Hints: can't even remember the name everyone comes, even when they on the road and you can have a re n't make a whole lot of difference. you out fast. To be safe, however, it's best to 1) Get a can of People's Mace. In areas where it is legal, you can but it was something about the get raped. And judging from Maid laxed autumn vacation. On the 5) Signs to indicate where you're hitch from the approach roads and Knowing you have it will make you adventures of Robin Hood. Marion's reactions, Robin must ' other hand, if you're in a hurry still be harassed by police for headed, or white cardboard and a entry ramps, making sure that feel more confident and it can be loitering, vagrancy, and other It got off to a bang. The first have been some sort of a phy to get somewhere else from where magic-marker. The s igns s hould there is a place where a driver used to deter an attacker. Real scene involved the killing of Ro sical freak. you are, you should probably move catch-all charges.. Where there be large, clear, and short. Just can pull over if he wants to. ize, however, that it could be con are laws against hitching, acting bin Hood's father, and of course, Also, besides the lack of male soon, cuz now is the time when the word WEST or EAST, for ex You can also try getting rides strued as a "concealed weapon". (this is rated "X") the raping of nudity (which would have lent folks are getting back to school and respectful can often help avoid a ample, should be enough to get from one rest stop to another, 2) Take self-defense classes. pointless bust. . Robin's two sisters. From there some honest erotocism to the there's lots of friendly people on you started on a cross-country approaching people individually as 3) If you don't like the looks of a People who loudly insist that the movie got raunchier. The plot movie), the guy that played Ro the road who won't turn you in trip. A piece of plastic with they come out of restaurants. guy who stops for you, don't be em "was sort of heavy since it pointed bin had these incredibly crooked if you're a fugitive. they "know their constitutional words written in tape is ideal. Whenever you hitch along major barrassed to wave him on. rights" get busted. On the road, out how one could hardly off the teeth. Now I realize dentistry 6) If you have it, a little cash is highways, don't take short rides 4) Always sit by the door. as elsewhere in this country, you Sheriff of Nottingham without wasn't too hot back then, but WHAT TO TAKE helpful. Having $10 on you could unless they'll take you to a better 5) Wear boots. If you need to have no "rights". You have only fucking several dozen young mai everytime Robin smiled people in If you're planning to be away prevent a vagrancy bust in some position to hitch from. When you ; kick, sandals will be of no help. what freedom they don't feel like den types a day. And, the movie the audience mentally reminded for more than a few days, you'll areas,and you'll need some money do get a ride, find out when the 6) If you smell trouble and it taking away from you at the mom even had this "lesbian scene" themselves to make a dental ap probably need the following: for meals. driver is planning to leave the seems prudent, flip off the igni ent. There is always a law to which Involved the lesbian sister pointment. 1) A good sleeping bag and a 7) You should have some kind main highway and get off at a good tion and throw the keys out. arrest you under (like being a of Prince John with an unwilling Suffice it to say I was terribly plastic poncho or groundcloth. of identification, especially if you spot before he turns off. Position 7) When you get In a car, "suspicious person"). If you Maid Marion. Marion was strap disappointed in my first real down 2) Whatever clothes you need, are underage or otherwise illegal. is very important—try to figure find out exactly where the driver make a policeman or sherriff feel ped over a bed of spikes and to earth "dirty" "X" movie. substantial but minimal, either Having a story ready to tell the out what route drivers are going is going and where he'll drop you that you con't recognize the tre made to kiss the sister's breasts They used to show better ones in In a duffel bag, rolled up in your to take who will be going to your off. mendous arbitrary power he has, or else she'd get the old spikes. my eighth grade "don't get VD" cops is also helpful. destination, and get on it. sleeping bag, or in a knapsack. 8) Never carry dope when hitch 8) Don't carry a knife unless you he may feel affronted enough to There was lots of totally nude class. A knapsack or pack is best if you know how to use it. To carry a demonstrate it to you. women and lots of sighing, pant If people are really serious have a lot to carry or are going ing. Hitchhikers are more ex posed to the whims of the police PROTECT YOURSELF knife as a bluff could be fatal if Once you start hitching, you'll ing, and "Oh, Robin," but there about making "erotic" movies, far. It's good to have only one While it's possible to hitch for he calls the bluff. Also, if you're was one thing that bothered the they might do well to skip the piece of luggage. to search and seizure than almost probably find that you use it for anybody else. And even if you years without being seriously searched by the police you can be a large percentage of your travel hell out of me. During all these corny plots and breathless acting 3) A recent roadmap for the a- hassled, there is an element of busted for an ' illegal weapon" squirming and humping scenes and just take movies of people rea you're in. As you approach aren't searched, the paranoia ling, and that it's the most inter created can spoil an otherwise danger involved in hitching that (hitchhikers have been jailed for esting way there is to get around. (they even let the women on top who dig doing what they're doing. other states, get other maps from you should be prepared for. Wo carrying nailfiles). once, no doubt because the pro —Dennis Gall gas stations. pleasant trip. Page 18 Kaleidoscope no. 102 Kaleidoscope no. 102 Page 19 THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 6 p.m. CHANNEL 10: "Fantasy reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei i P*»V ,FILM: "perils of Pau in Mime." Israeli mime Juli line." UWM Union West Al 9 p.m. CONCERT: Muddy Wa : Arkin demonstrates the Impor 9 p.m. CHANNEL 10: "David cove. Free. A ters. The Barn, N. FarwelL tance of the use of the face, Sussklnd Show." 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