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Volume 59 Number 39 Phone 284-4401 (Mr? JUiamt Uf urnratt? FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 1983 Honors Day Commends UM Achievers

By ODALIS RODRIGUEZ and honoring briefly ceived awards: Hurricane Staff Wrilee- Marty remarked that all of these From Arts and Sciences: Eugene are "all right" and concluded with Clasby, English; James Clegg, biolo­ these words: gy; and Abraham Lavender, sociolo­ In a day set apart to honor out­ "We should not be as concerned gy- standing achievers within the uni­ about social schemes of a career as From School of Business Man­ versity community, convocation we are about vocation. I'd like to fred Ledford, finance; and Janisse speaker Martin. E. Marty reminded think that the very diversity of the Klotchman, business law. his audience that everyone lives in honors in your case will be a contri­ Other professors awarded were and forms part of a "dishonoring bution not merely to career, which Tayeb Guima from Uie School of world." the world knows how to honor, to F.ngineering and Architecture; Vir­ His lecture entitled "Fitting Mis­ pay, and to recognize, but to voca­ ginia Kreisworth from the School fit Honors Into a Dishonoring tion, the living of the whole, com­ of Education; Donna Pfeifer from World" concluded tha)l the world plete and individual life." the School of Nursing; and Ray­ dishonors by honoring the wrong Aside from the awards given to mond Barr from the School of things, recognizing achievement at outstanding students, the Under­ Music. its wrong stage of development, not graduate Student Body Government Music was provided by the Uni­ remembering its achievers, honor­ also handed out the Professor of the versity Symphony Orchestra. UM ing privately without ritual, using Year awards. Brass Quintet, and the University elitists as its source of criticism. The following professors re­ Trombone Choir Marty: Learn from each other; recognize crisis of our culture Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB The academic procession, led by Grand Marshal Harry P. Schultz, began Hon­ ors Day activities By ODALIS RODRIGUEZ Hurricane? Staff Writer

There is a war going in our na­ tion, declared Martin E. Marty, his­ Parties file for elections torian of American religion and cul­ By SALLY SPITZ eCollege of Arts & Sciences — Mark Eisenberg, Edward ture at the University of Chicago, in Hurnfone? Associate \eu\s Editor Gross, Jeffrey Jacobs, and Lisa Ross his Monday night Honors lecture. Business — Julie Teamkin and Suzanne Graham In his address entitled "The Infi­ There will be two tickets running in the upcoming Education — Sondra Shapiro Undergradute Student Body Government elections. The del in Our Midst: The War Against Engineering & Architecture — Aida Lucas Secular Humanism," Marty pre­ tickets are Magnum and Impact, and following is a list Music — Pat Arpaia of the candidates for each respective ticket. sented an existing values crisis be­ Nursing — Delores Wright tween the religious and secular cul­ Originally, Junior — Mario Perez-Arche and Allyson Hall ture in the U.S. | both parties had Senior — Yousef Eid and Richard Robertson filed under the SEC — Cristina Nosti, Robin Fulton, Julio Ferreiro. and "I'm bidding you to take this sub­ name of MAG­ Ed Driscoll ject seriously. What I noticed is that NUM However, about every 40 to 50 years or so, the ticket with IMPACT there is another round of this con­ Cheskin as presi­ President — Eric Spriggs troversy and each time it comes at a dent was award­ Vice president — Beth Abbott very decisive moment in the cul­ ed the name Treasurer — Julio Plutt ture," said Marty. MAGNUM Mon­ College of Arts & Sciences — Jennifer Guadiz, Lecia day night by the Spriggs, Teri Martinez, and Bessie Cisar Marty explained that the Found­ Elections Com­ Business — Daniel Medved, Frank Martin, and Mario ing Fathers, the Absolutionists, the ., _. ._ „ Miami Humcane/JEFF GOTTUEB mission since Fernandez Modern Critical University and the Martin h. Marty spoke at Gusman Hall on the 'War Cheskin Spriggs they had filed Education — Joan App*eb*um M»ie*i_ete, were eil et sw_r with Against Secular Humanism' in bis Honors lecture under that name Engineering & Architecture — Gary Fleming the orthodox churches of their time. before the other party. Music — Karen Michele Walwyn Nursing — Luanne Pelosi Similiarly, he suggested that the what will help destroy us. The poli­ — Try to learn from each other Secular Humanists are in conflict tics which had given us our rights — Render the conflict more crea­ MAGNUM Junior — Betty Avgherino and Mark Hendricks with the major religious cultures, President — Mark Cheskin Senior — April Gadinsky and Frank Castro have turned into political patterns tive than it's been. predominantly Protestant Funda­ in which people, seeking their mu­ Vice president — Marilu Madrigal SEC — Danny L. Anderson, George McCracken, and mentalists. Treasurer — Angela Vazquez Jade Dewey tual exclusive rights, allow very lit­ "We can see in alliances of the The dates for USBG elections will "In the last couple of centuries," tle room for the common good. And 20th century, including Nazism, the be March 22 and 23. Voting booths said Marty, "enlightened members the intellectuals themselves- are Catholics and Protestants on the will be placed at various locations of the religious culture scrambled to waivering in their faith in the proj­ one hand, and university secularists around the campus. Any undergrad­ become relevant to the secular cul­ ect of reason," said Marty. on the other, very often both lacked uate student is eligible to cast their ture which they felt was winning." Marty asks that we: the resources to produce any resist­ vote. The Secular Humanists, Marty — Recognize the crises of the cul­ ance to the regime," said Marty. "It Unlike past elections, this year's suggests, are experiencing a time of ture in order to put out energies isn't that there is a God versus election will be computerized. uncertainty as is the American soci­ into thought and action. Satan, Christ versus Anti-Christ. Further information on the par­ ety as a whole. — Learn to be self-critical. Good versus Bad, but that both ties and their candidates will be de­ "The science and technology — Lower our voices and let people camps have a good deal of self-re­ tailed in upcoming Hurricane issues. which we need to help us are also speak on what they're about. vising to do." Student finds more than fish in sandwich while having lunch in Hurricane cafeteria

By LOURDES FERRER UM, was not injured. The saw blade area" until the manufacturer (Ice­ Parker says the whole situation i.s and did not go into his mouth, but rath­ landic) gives a justifiable explana­ "embarrassing and unfortunate." Furthermore, they have asked for JEFF GOTTLIEB er just touched his teeth. tion as to why the blade went unde­ tected by a magnetic tunnel device. Icelandic to send a letter of expla­ of the Hurricane staff Finlay immediately took the fish squares to the manager of the cafe­ Parker says that large manufac­ nation and apology to Finlay. teria so they could report it to the turers like Icelandic use this type of Parker clearly denied the possi­ For the same price, one student manufacturer. device to detect anything, especially bility of any of the cafeteria em­ was able to buy a regular meal with Finlay was "surprised with all something like a saw blade. Appar­ ployees to be responsible for the in­ an added surprise — a saw blade in the attention" he was receiving. He ently, it didn't this time. cident. He said the band saw was an his fish squares. said that everyone was just as sur­ "The fish comes pre-packaged electric-type saw that cuts meat Calvin Finlay was having lunch prised as he was to see the saw from Continental Foods — the dis­ into portions with some friends last Friday after­ blade in the fish squares. tributor of the product — and the noon at the Hurricane Cafeteria operators' responsibility is just to "We at SAGA do not do this pre­ when he felt a hard object as he "bit "It was a freaky accident which deep fry it and serve it," said cise cutting,"he added. "I have ac­ down" on the fish squares he had can happen anywhere — even in Shawn Sharp, catering manager of cess to the actual piece and it came ordered. the finer restaurants," commented SAGA. directly from a band saw." At first he disregarded it, think­ Finlay. According to Parker, Continental Furthermore, Parker says that ing it was probably just "fried Did Finlay get his money back? Foods is only the distributor of the every product SAGA receives is hard." So he bit down even harder No. Not Finlay. Instead, he re­ product. There is no connection be­ pre-cut, pre-frozen and packaged the second time and found a saw ordered (you guessed it) — the fish tween them and the incident. Everything comes in a "frozen blade about two inches long. Miami Hurricane/GINA MOLINARO squares. He says when an infrequent situ­ state." "I could not believe it," said Fin­ According to Jackie Parker, food ation like this arises, it is their poli­ Icelandic could not been reached Tuition fountain lay. "I've heard of swordfish, but service director of the Student cy to contact SAGA's purchasing for comments. Neither Continental not of a sword in a fish." Union Cafeteria, the product has department so they can contact Ice­ foods nor Parker knew how they USBG Vice President Stacy Wein joined President Finlay, a para-legal student at been "pulled off from the service landic, the manufacturer- could be reached Aurelio Quinones last Wednesday in naming the new fountain the "Tuition Fountain" "because it keeps going up." • Editor, associate editor announced for 1984 Ibis

By LOURDES FERNANDEZ "Next year has the potential to be the best book ever." said Gonzalez His job, he said, consists of "collaborating with the editor in chief in struc­ Hurricane News Editor turing the book and in assisting in selecting a hard-working and capable Inside sUff. ,„#« . ei Mechanical world The 1984 editor and associate editor of the Ibis yearbook were unani­ mously elected to their positions in a Student Board of Publications meet­ The Hurricane reports on the efforts to improve the current ing last Wednesday. Deadlines for dorms soon condition of university vending machines /PAGE 3 Sophomore Andrea Angelo was elected as editor. Angelo has served By ANGELA GREGORY Remembering Tennessee Williams as staff coordinator and layout/de- ~ Hurricane Staff Writer A University of Miami alumnus pays tribute to the late sign editor. The deadline to sign up for residence hall rooms and roommates is playwright Tennessee Williams /PAGE 4 "I'm looking forward to a pro­ getting closer. ductive year," said Angelo, a com­ The Feb. 23 residence hall newsletter specified the dates for this Meet 'The Beat' munications major. Angelo has a sign-up period, but certain dates have been changed. A look at the rock group The English Beat as they prepare few ideas for the next yearbook, During March 21-22, students interested in single rooms.or reap­ to make their University of Miami debut /PAGE 6 such as a student cover art design plying for the same single room, should sign-up in the Office of Resi­ and having a magazine-like design dence Halls. Miami sweeps Mercer for the yearbook. Students should apply for double rooms between April 4-8. Room­ Junior Jorge Gonzalez, a chem­ mates of people who sign-up on April 4 — to retain their double room The Hurricane recaps the UM-Mercer baseball series / istry major with a double minor in — should also sign-up on April 5. PAGE 8 biology and photo communication, "These dates are for all residence halls, single accommodations, was elected associate editor. ^f and apartments on campus," said Robert J. DuBord, Assistant Director The Renaissance sport Gonzalez served as co-photog- »» *<• of Residence Services. A look at the UM Fencing Club and how they've grown in raphy editor for the 1983 yearbook Angelo Gonzalez Students should be sure to have paid all outstanding bills to the and has served as Hurricane photographer. University when they sign up for rooms. "Above all, students should be only a short time /PAGE 8 prepared to pay a $100 non-refundable deposit at the time they register He is also vice president of the UM Pre-Dental Society and has served for rooms," said DuBord. DuBord advises students to secure this Entertainment /PAGE 6 on the Student Orientation Service for three years. amount during the spring break. Opinion /PAGE 4 For more information regarding campus housing deadlines, con­ Classifieds /PAGE 10 As a photography editor, he says he will be able to help in designing Sports /PAGE 8 tact the Office of Residence Halls at 284-4505 located at 1211 Dickinin­- the p»«jes and helping with the visual part of tl»e yearbook, since most of son. North-Wing Eaton Hall. the yearbook is composed of photographs. Paga 2 Friday. March 4, 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Update Spring Break Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 p.m. at the Student groups to lobby Washington CSR Gym. All those interested are encouraged to RATHSKELLER: Force of Habit, a live rock and AMATEUR RADIO CLUB: There are meetings attend. Thousands of students from across the country will descend on roll band, will be playing tonight at 9 p.m. The every Monday at 11:45a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on the Capitol Hill on Monday, March 7 for a full day of advocacy and lobby­ GSA: The Graduate Students Association -anil be Rathskelter will be open thair regular hours during 6th floor of the Engineering Building. All new holding a meeting on March 16 at 4 p.m. in Room ing to ensure preservation of financial aid programs, repeal of the law Spring Break. members are welcome. tying student aid to draft registration and full enforcement of civil S226-B of the Student Union. This will be tha laat rights laws on campuses. FRIDAY FLICKS: Tonight's Program Council spon­ HILLEL: On Tuesday. March 8. the Coral Gables meeting before elections. Don't miss the barbeoue The annual event, which wil amplify a united student voice, is sored movie is "Dog Day Afternoon" starring Al B'nai Brith is going to have a speaker on Cults 8i on March 31st at the Wesley Fc-i nation. sponsored by the National Coalition of Independent College and Uni­ Pacino. The movie will begin at 8 p.m. in the Inter­ Cultism. The speech will take place st 8:45 p.m. at versity Students, the National Organization of Black University and national Lounge of the Student Union. Hillel on the UM campus. The topic of the program HURRICANETTES: T,,„ Dance/Drill Tuam will be College Students, and the United States Student Association. SAFAC: All regular allocations must be filed by will ba "The Target is You." The public is invito holding a practice on March 17 at 6 p.m. at the The day will begin with a news conference at Room 304, Canon March 15 by 5 p.m. or you will not be eligible for and refreshments will be served Henry Fillmore Band Hall. For more information call House Office Building at 10 a-m., followed by legislative strategy ses­ funding. UM SAILING CLUB: All those needing rides to the Band offica at 284-4273. sions, meetings with Congressional leaders and a mass rally on the Beach Day on Saturday. March 12. should meet at REEF RATS: There will be a meeting at 8 p.m. in west steps of the Capitol at 4 p.m. the Student Union Circle at 10:30 a.m. Students will also issue their response to the administration's 1984 Room S226-A of the Student Union on March 17. budget plan, which they feel ignores the nation's current economic cri­ Professional undaerwatear photographer and tour sis and poses a serious threat to accessible education for middle and UM SAILING CLUB: All those needing rides to leader Paul Humann will make a return appearance low-income people. Beach Day on Saturday should meet in the Student to show slides of his diving eaxperiences in the Union Circle at 10:30 a.m. UM FENCING CLUB: There will be practices every Indo-Pacific and other far corners of the earth Financial aid applications available It is now time to apply for financial aid for the 1983-84 academic year. The deadline for applications is March 15. Also, the Financial Aid Form (FAF) must be sent to Princeton, Geography department offers Caribbean trip N.J., by March 15. This will insure on-time consideration for the Flori­ da Student Assistance Grant (FSAG) and timely receipt by the Financial Aid Office of your financial need analysis report. By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Mt. Pelee and a visit to the ruins of St. Pierre, which has been referred to Current Florida Academic Scholars (FAS) recipients are encour­ Hurricane Newt Editor as the Pompeii of the New World. aged to reapply if they meet the renewal criteria (must bave earned at While visiting Puerto Rico, students will tour the old and new sec­ least 24 credits with a 3.2 GPA). Applications are available in the Fi­ Imagine actually spending one summer session touring the Caribbean tions of San Juan, hike through the rain forest of the Sierra de Luquillo. nancial Aid Office. Deadline for FAS is August 1, 1983. and earning credits at the same time. For the first time, the geography de­ and tour a rum factory ln Catano. partment will be offering students the chance to do just this. In the Dominican Republic, studenU can visit the historic cities of Today last day to drop classes i The geography department is now offering a 19-day field trip to. the Santo Domingo and Santiago and see the development of the north coast Caribbean during the first summer session. The trip, headed by Professor between Puerto Plata and Samana. Today is the last day to drop a course for the spring semester. If Thomas Boswell, will take students through eight of the islands from June The trip will end in Haiti, where students will study the problem of you are not sure of your status in the course and have not received a 7 through 25. . squatter settlements in Port-au-Prince and travel to Cape Haitien on the midterm deficiency report, ask your professor for feedback. The first spot visited will be Charlotte Amalie. the primary city of the north coast. American Virgin Islands, where students will see the industrial and agri­ The trip costs $920 (meals not included) plus $612 for air fare. Tuition Arts Festival returns to the Lowe cultural development on the island of St. Croix. for college credit is extra and depends upon the number of credits taken. If Students will then get a glimpse of the bicultural — French and Beaux Arts will hold its 32nd Annual Festival of Art on the a student wishes to take six credits, he must write a research paper. Dutch — influences on the economy and aocial structure of St. Martin. For more information contact: Dr. Thomas Boswell, department of ge­ grounds of the Lowe Art Musuem on March 12 and 13. In the next stop, Antigua, students will see the effect of the British Top quality paintings, sculpture, graphics, glass, ceramic, silver, ography, at Merrick Building Room 301 (284-4087 or 271-8697) or Ms. presence and visit Lord Nelson's Shipyard and the historic city of St. John. Linda Garcia, School of Continuing Studies in the Merrick Building fiberworks, jewelry and photography will be on display. In French Martinique, there will be a trip to the top of the volcano of There will also be an open-air cafe for patrons to enjoy the delica­ (284-3933). cies prepared by a dozen selected food vendors. The festival has also scheduled craft projects and face-painting in the Children's Art Park in­ ACROSironocS ennaFROMa I side the museum. UM The hours of the festival will be from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. For further TRAVEL information, call the Lowe at 284-3535. NORWAY CRUISE '609.00 p* p.™ Students asked to declare major Departs August 6 to ST. THOMAS. NASSAU. PRIVATE OUT Students in the College of Arts and Sciences who are of junior or ISLANDS. 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Rqbbi to speak at iHillel on cults and their influence Undergraduat* programs in Program* Include: * American Politics __ • Seminar! with decision maker* By JAENE GARCIA portions — people of all ages getting sucked into cults," said Brusowan­ * Criminal Justice » Intemsheps on Capitol Hill, In eJovernmeSnS kin. "They're being manipulated and exploited to the point where they're * Urban Affair* agencies and with public Interest groups Hurricane Staff Writer slaves; they can't think or talk for themselves." * Economic Poiicy • Research with guidance by Univaraity You see• ihek m in the airports and on street corners. They try to sell * Arta and Humanities professors you flowers, give you pamphlets, invite you to meetings. Kaplan added that 60 percent of all cult recruiting is done on college * Foreign Policy • Specialised courses in a wide variety They're members of cults, and one Miami rabbi, who says more and campuses. * Journalism of disciplines more people are turning to them for answers, will be speaking on "Cul- Kaplan said their organization works in three ways: prevention, pub­ * Public Administration • Campua housing il daaired lication, and rehabilitation. The American University is an equal tism" on March 8 at 8 p.m. at Hillel — 1100 Stanford Drive. oppoflunety/aftermateve action university The speaker, Yisroel Ber Kaplan, assistant director of Chabad House, The organization has set up a speakers bureau, which sends people the Jewish Activities Center of North Dade. He is also coordinator of the into the community to talk with community groups and students on col­ Plus programs available en London, (tome. Copenhagen snd Brussels Florida Counteraction Division, Chabad's statewide educational and coun­ lege campuses. They are also hoping to go into schools with their program. For further inlormalion. contact Or David C Brown. Dean. Washington Semester seling project to counteract the various deceptive cults and missionary They publish a cult information series, and provide a reprint service and Study Abroad Programs. The American Un.versety. Washington, DC J0018 groups operating throughout the state. of major articles on cults, which they make available to religious leaders Rabbi Casriel Brusowankin and his associates of Chabad House of and other interested persons. The group also prints missionary counter-in­ Please ruah ma information on tha Waahington Semester programs! (Paee^et North Dade try to help those in cults leave them and prevent new mem­ formation leaflets and have come to UM before to train students in how to includes details on internships, past speakers, housing, registration and bers from being lured into the "minority religions." deal with missionaries on campus. much mora.) Brusowankin, Kaplan and their wives formed the Florida Couterac- Kaplan said his organization was instrumental in instituting a rule at tion Division two years for this purpose. UM requiring any religious group on campus to be approved by a board composed of campus chaplains, in order to minimize cult activity. Name: _ "It was designed to help out with one specific problem of tragic pro- Address:

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he heartiest congratulations are certainly due Dr. Abraham Lavender, the sociology professsor who was voted by the students as USBG's Professor of the Year.

It is poetic justice for Lavender to have come out on top in this year'* polling. Late last semester, he was denied ten­ ure by the department in which he teaches, despite outcries from several students that have taken courses he has taught.

Much of the controversy surrounding Lavender stems from the course he is noted for teaching — Sociology of Human Sexuality.

In the class. Lavender talks about things such as sexual disfunctions and alternative lifestyles that some members of the university community seem to believe should be taught in psychology classes rather than sociology classes.

Despite the so-called "sexual revolution." the subject of sex is still taboo on a large scale. It seems to us that those who are do not agree with what Lavender teaches are wallow­ ing in the dark ages.

The students have spoken, and they have done it in re­ sounding way. The Miami Hurricane congratulates Dr. Abra­ ham Lavender because he has enriched the pursuit of higher education — despite what others believe. -JE^WtW-vS* V ll" The war is over Rule on lobbying costs an you believe that the war is finally over'1 After 11 years of fighting l>

Why all the hoopla? By MAXWELL GLEN The experience in the field of groups such as the American and Red Cross, the National Council on Alcoholism and the Audobon The television series "M*A*S*H" brought the Korean CODY SHEARER Society, "is vital to the shaping of policy," said Matt Ahmann of War into perspective in a way that the creators of the original « 1983 Field Enterprise*. Inc the National Conference of Catholic Charities to our reporter Mi­ movie version never dreamed possible. chael Duffy. WASHINGTON — Several weeks ago, we wrote a column "The Reagan Administration doesn't understand the role of For the most part, college students make up a large ma about the electronics industry's opposition to a new federal regula­ this sector in interpreting the needs of people to public servants." jority of the M'.VS'H generation. While we were studying tion that prohibits defense contractors from including lobbying added Brian O' Connell, president of a 450-member coalition of about the Korean War in l< hool. we were also learning about < osts in their product price tags. prestigious corporations, charities and volunteer groups known as it through television. The creators of this monumental series At the time, we were interested in how big a fuss thc arms in­ Independeni Sector. "It has a total blind spot on this one." inurhed a nerve with Iheir treatment of a tough time in dustry was making about so little a cut. Unfortunately, the OMB rule, written by chief council Michael American historv Since then, however, we've learned that there's more to the J. Horowitz, would give non-profit groups a difficult choice be­ story. tween federal funds or loss of political advocacy rights. When we first met "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper" The Reagan administration's honorable disallowal of "advoca­ Harder still, directors of such social service groups, for whom •lohn Mclntyre, we were taught about the insanity of war — cy" costs in government contracts may have only been a smokes­ dealing with government is a daily responsibility, will have to set­ the things grown men would do to make the hellish night­ creen for subsequent regulation which, barring quick congressional tle either for dispassionately delivering services or for getting out mare of combat a bit less painful. action, could neutralize hundreds of non-profit philanthropical of the business altogether. groups across the United States. A broad spectrum of organizations Either way, a tradition of public/private partnership is is rightly upset about the rule. doomed to suffer. As the seasons progressed, the story lines began to fea­ For years U.S. law has prohibited recipients of federal project One might think that business opposition would force the Rea­ ture increasingly serious overtones that let the viewer know grants from using such monies to influence lawmakers, the courts gan administration to think again about its new rule. that war wasn't all horseplay. or public opinion. Simply put, the notion has been that tax dollars shouldn't be used to beget more tax dollars. We watched people grow, mature, suffer and celebrate But on Jan. 24, the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) Here And Now An entire spectrum of experiences were brought before us in suggested a new rule which would bar federally-subsidized groups a way that no show had dared attempt. We were exposed to from engaging in politics even if their public monies support non- Representatives of many mammoth corporations with inde­ the essence of human interaction — something situation co­ political activities. It advised that subsidized groups organize sepa­ pendent non-profit arms — such as Conoco, Inc., Philip Morris, medies are not noted for doing. rate, independently-funded offices for political operations. Inc., and General Electric Co. — are already buttonholing con­ For the administration, the proposed rule has been a political gressmen, turning out favorable public comment for the federal When all is put into perspective, the hoopla is indeed matter itself. Right-wing groups have repeatedly denounced direct record and planning a court test. justified. It is significant when a single television program can government assistance to those organizations that advocate or pur­ Both Rep. Jack Brooks (D-Texas) and Sen. David Duren berger generate more viewers than any other show before it. It is a sue policies in opposition to their own. (D-Minn.) plan hearings during the first week of March. And Horo­ genuine tribute to the creators, writers and actors who helped Under Reagan, the effort to "defund the left" has become a witz has done little to calm the waters, calling a vice president of fight the war for the past 11 years. matter of policy. the National Association of Manufacturers an unprintable name at The Heritage Foundation's 1981 "mandate for leadership" sug­ a recent Executive Office Building briefing for 40 business leaders. Thank heaven for reruns gested dismantling of "Democratic constituencies" and the Con­ But even White House moderates such as chief of staff James servative Digest has been sounding the attack ever since. Baker and newly-appointed private-sector initiatives director Last year the Department of Health and Human Services James B. Coyne are resigned to the rule. probed whether Planned Parenthood spends federal dollars on lob­ Apparently, Reagan will endure flack from even his primary bying, but uncovered nothing sinister. constituency if only to quiet the noise from the right. STAFF Yet, political decisions about housing, jobs and other facts of Oddly enough, there may be a way to placate both sides. If it life have historically depended on the advice of those who deliver chooses to use them, the federal government already has the audit­ the services. Often times, those who run such agencies are better ing powers needed to keep track of federal dollars. The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during lhe regular academic informed about, say refugee resettlement, than government offi­ As Rep. Barber Conable (D-N-Y.) has said, the new rule is like year, and is written and edited by undergraduate studenls ol the University ol Miami This publication does not necessarily represent the views and cials. going after a fly with a sledge hammer. opinions ot the University's trustees, faculty, or administration 1982 by the University ol Miami 1983 by the University ol Miami's undergraduate Studenl Body Letters to the Editor HOWARD BURNS ADA M. PALLES Editor in Chief Business Manager Memories of playwright Tennessee Williams: Managing Editor Charlas Lavin Naws Editor Lourdes Fernandez Associate News Editor Sally Spitz Opinion Editor Amy Jacoves 'Truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion Enterteinment Editor Steve Boyer Associate Entertainment Editor Mark Linde To The Editor: lished by New Direction. In one of the most perfect didn't understand them all. Yet Sports Editor Ronnie Ramos When he was working on monologues ever written for the there were moments in each I Associate Sports Editor John Oudens I was never a companion or Sweet Bird of Youth, he tested it stage, the main character, Tom, understood with a terrible clari­ Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer close friend of Tennessee Wil­ in a small theatre in Coconut opens The Glass Menagerie by ty. A clarity from whkh he Technical Director Charles Lavin liams, but it seems like he was Grove, a bohemian section of saying, "I have tricks in my never flinched. He taught writ­ Technical Assistant Ronnie Ramos always one for me. I can hardly Miami, not far from the Univer­ .pocket. I have things up my ers to be brave in ways that few Copy Editors Mark Linde. remember a day when his work sity where I was a student. of us dare. Evelyn Rodriguez sleeve, but I am the opposite of Photography Editor Stuart Bayer did not have a strange, magical A professor of mine, Paul a stage magician. He gives you He was what the English call Assistant Photography Editor Jet. Gottlieb hold on me. Nagel, actually created one of the illusion that has the appear­ "an original." Art Director Martica Baghdoian This i.s in part because I am a the roles, nightly having to ance of truth. I give you truth in He was uniquely American, writer by trade, but for anyone learn ncw lines as Williams sat the pleasant disguise of illu­ including the pen name he took. who fell under the spell of his in the back of the darkened sion." He is gone, but he will remain Circulation Manager Dave Homan work, there were phrases, mo­ theatre — listening, shaping and This is what he gave us all; with us for as long as actors Assistant Circulation Manager David Bova ments, lines that remained like a perfecting his play. truth in the pleasant disguise of walk on stages. soft perfume forever floating I sat in that theatre, too, un­ illusion. He is a memory that lives. Classified Ads Manager Rory Pauli gently in the room. able to see him in the dark, but I saw most of Tennessee Wil­ And poetry that can never Production Manager Marc Cannon I met him once. Briefly. He knowing he was there. liams' plays and read the ones I die. Assistant Production Manager Roy Kobert That was enough. Production Assistant Robert Kotonly autographed a book, looking up missed. I didn't like them all. I Alan Caruba quizzically as if to say the Knowing that Tennessee Wil­ Senior Advisor Sharon Clark whole idea amused him. I was liams was alive and among us Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger too much in awe to say any­ — writing, creating, just being Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts thing. there — was enough for a Letters Welcome I had met him much earlier in whole generation who grew up SALES WRSQWNEt: Roy Kobr>rt Rory Pauli Rene Rosen Robin Schwartz the mid-1950's through is work breathing in the steamy pas­ The Hurricana welcomes letters on topics of interest to the University and its community. All letters must be typed and OFFICE ePERSONNEl h m_ Bernstein Maejgee Dutholy Joan Fisher Jamelea Munaee and — this will surprise you — sions of A Streetcar Named De­ Kenneth Pomeroy logred Williams through his poetry. Few know sire or witnessing the repressed must contain the writer's name, address, phone number and he wrote some of the most pasions of A Glass Menagerie. if the writer is a UM student — ID number. The deadlines for Pein 0tr.ee Boi 248132 publication are Tuesday at 5 p.m for Friday's issue and Friday ( Uneyearaety ot Miami * beautiful poems of our age*. You If you listened closely, you '.oral ___•». Ft 33124 can find them in a book entitled. learned what it was to be a at 5 p.m. for Tuesday's issue. All letters are subject to editing In The Winter of Cities pub­ writer. to conform to space and style requirements Friday, March 4. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 5 liberal education has no benefits March 315 6

By PAUL CHASE ROYCE symbolic logic, dismally won­ The College of Arts and Sci­ them. liumico Hurricane Columnist dered what possible benefit ences has a definite responsibili­ I find that studying logic dis­ IIUINI'S LA DOLCE VITA., knowing a truth table could be ty to the university — to gradu­ tracts me from the literature The conception of a liberal to an English teacher. ate students who have a wide which is my major. Dr. Skipp LA DOLCE one of the most arts education, from which the My answer has never range of knowledge. and the other directors who are talked about- **. College of Arts and Sciences de­ changed — there is no benefit. However, is it right to require responsible for setting require­ most shocked about a creative writing major to take ments in the college should re­ VITA veloped, originated with Cardi­ And yet, I generally support a pictures of our nal John Henry Newman of Ox­ modified and flexible version of courses in logic? It is, in fact, view and modify the present ford University in 1852. It re­ the central concept of the Col­ unreasonable to demand that policy .in lieu of a more liberal Thursday years. quires a student to be well- lege of Arts and Sciences. everyone spend time learning structure where the require­ 6:00 ments would be more restricted. the most rounded in his education — hav­ I do not wish to see students subjects which are of no use to exciting film ing knowledge both of his graduating as illiterate cretens, ot the year' major, as well as in other artis­ unable to function outside of m)m mmm lm tic and scientific subjects. their particular skill. Indeed, life it IS 3 This "Renaissance man" men­ is a constant challenge in many masterpiece tality, as valid as It may be, areas, and to cope with our fu­ MUNCH OUT WITH ol movie making" comes under serious scrutiny ture (assuming we survive all of this learning to have one), an US AT THE for several reasons. To begin An awesome with, as society becomes more understanding of human psy­ and more specialized, the skills chology and history is basic and required to compete in the mar­ significant. BAGEL EMPORIUM ketplace become greater, and The College of Arts and Sci­ the time needed to master such ences should take this matter THE BEST IN DELI, ETC., »*.'«•!• .»1 Millet 1. 'Mitaii wmi mmum uuiim a specific field becomes corre­ into consideration and realize een_*e.l,.: immmm spondingly greater. that even an excellent idea like MIN CUM .' NHJiUJIi ...... • • e ,..m..am,immim.#m It may be argued that having Dr. Newman's may need re-ex­ TO EAT-IN OR TAKE-OUT someone struggle through math­ amination and adjustment with ematics or geography to become the passing of 131 years. Too a creative writing major is a many aspects of education are unvatsiTT SHOPPING carrot questionable demand. ignored in the pursuit of tradi­ CORAL GABLES, HA. 33146 Often I have, In elementary tion. 666-9519 (ACROSS nOMDJt)

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By STEVE POND ket followed, then the Beat hooked up with a fifty- I9U Rottfelf Sie.I!, year-old saxophonist named At the time, a neo-fascist political group, the Na­ grinned contentedly as he sat on the tional Front, was enjoying a resurgence in Britain, and (op deck of a houseboat gently rocking in Montego 2-tone Records had been started by the Specials, in Bay. A few hundred feet away. Aretha Franklin was part, as a response. Suddenly, a racially integrated onstage at the Jamaica World Music Festival Across band playing was a hot ticket. "Everything the quiet bay. lights were sprinkled up and down the clicked," said a still amazed Wakeling. "Everything green Jamaican hillsides Wakeling lit a cigarette and was exactly right — socially, politically, musically — shook his head "You get a nice bit of countryside in and in twelve weeks we were on "top of the pops," England or America, or you get Montego Bay on a still. and out first single (a cover of Smokey Robinson's warm night, and Armageddon seems a long way off," rears o/ u Clown) "was number six on the charts." n he mused. "A real joke, you know " But subsequent hits like and Armageddon hasn't always seemed sn distant lo Twist and Crawl left the Beat with a bothersome "ska Wakeling. As lead singer and principal lyricist in the band" tag they feel they've just recently overcome. English Beat he has spent much of the past three years "Radio programmers all over the world said. 'Oh that's berating the likes of Margaret Thatcher, while his ska, innit?' and put us in a little box." griped Wakeling group played peppy, ska-inflected dance music, and its "It annoyed us because our idea was to blend punk and latest IP, Special Beat Service, is as concerned with reggae It ended up fast reggae, which, okay, did bear a sexual politics as international politic! passing resemblane to ska But maybe we survived the "I do think that if I were a Martian watching us on ska revival because we never really were a ska band." a video screen, I wouldn't give much chance of survival From the start, in fact, ska was simply one more in­ to a place that acted like this," said Wakeling. who had fluence for an outfit that had digested Caribbean and come offstage half and hour earlier after a resounding. African music, Motown, soul. punk, and pop. Onstage spirited set. "But it's worth looking at a different side in Jamaica, that mixture worked I wonders: the locals of it. The situation is as shitty as wt moaned it was on locked into the familiar reggae groloves. American kids our (irst two , hut that screwi up personal rela­ took to the kinetic, bubbly drive of pop tunes like .Save tionships too. dunnit? It's not just goverments having It For Later, and before long, everybody was dancing. tiffs on the news programs. That show, as well as the band's recent American "It's very good railing again.it the empire — it gets concerts, featured a slightly altered lineup. Health it out of your system." continued Wakeling. an amia­ problems have forced Saxa off the road and into a ble, intense conversationalist "But after our second part-time role in the studio; in his place, the Beat re­ , people expected us to be Stalinists or some­ cruited Wesley Magoogan. In addition, the band has thing. They'd say, 'You're really depressed, aren't you?' made ex — road manager Dave Blockhead a full-time Well no. I'm not, really " keyboardist. Wakeling founded the Beat in 19711 with guitarist Through the Beat are still far more sucessful over­ and bassist . All three were seas, the band's persistent touring in America has been The English Beat's blend of punk and reggae is climbing the charts white, working-class British kids — Steele from the paying off. The first time they toured the U.S., they Isle of Wight. Wakeling and Cox from the grimy indus­ opened for the Pretenders and lost $40,000; their latest But there may be another reason why Americans trial town of Birmingham swing, which begins this month, should make money. are starting to listen to the Beat, Wakeling said. "All of 'English Beat' coming to UM "Birmingham has loads of groups, but nothing said Wakeling Perhaps more important, though. Spe­ a suddden, songs like Get a "lob are about America, else," said Wakeling. "No jobs, no nighclubs. But we cial Beal Service is still moving up the charts a few whereas two years ago they were about England made a conscious decision to stay in Birmingham. I like months after its release, and it's getting more radio air­ "Now Illinois has so much unemployment it could be The Student Entertainment Committee will be the people, and instead of going down to some rock- play than its predecessors. a county in England, and now people in American presenting The English Beat in concert on the patio star drinking hall, like you would In London, you go to "I don't really know why we're getting radio," said know all the words." on March 31 at 7:30 p.m a local pub. And if you start misbehaving, somebody Wakeling "I don't think programmers suddenly said. The musical climate has changed, and so has the so­ Guest passes are now on sale in the Student Ac­ says, 'Who do you think you are? Elvis Presley^' " 'Hey, this is kinda interesting ' They probably just cial climate — it's changed for the worse, which is bet­ tivities office, room S232 of the Student Union. The band began to hit its stride after Wakeling. I ox found out that loads of kids in the Midwest watch MTV ter for the Beat. Passes are limited and they are going fast. and Steele recruited experienced reggae drummer Ev­ and don't listen to the radio. They know they've gotta In an upcoming edition of the Hurrican*, we erett Morton and "toaster" . An eight- put something new on." will be presenting an exclusive interview with week residency at a pub near Birmingham's meat mar­ But there mav be another reason why Americans J.'yvi RollingStone liisi by Los Angeles times .Syndicate members of the band Metzger 'communicates9 several different ways By MARK LINDE 1958 through 1970, in the former sabbatical leave this year. Department ol Radio, Television His enthusiasm in his profession and Film Metzger's careers began rivals only his enthusiasm for Quick! Can you name a I'M pro­ lo overlap, as he was also very in- teaching Metzger's advice is to fessor otherwise known as Captain VOlved at the time in "Banjo Billy's "get as much experience in as many Jack from the 1900s children's pro- Funboat." different things as you can. Grow- gram, "Banjo Billy's Funboat"? "When the project came along as a person. The more you can do. How about that same professor for 'Banjo Billy.' " Metzger recalls, the better opportunities you will who doubled as a writer, and on "it was easy I did the show live at have. camera as Mr. Jackson in Channel 9 a.m. and taught the rest of the "It i.s foolish to come into a uni­ 10's "Arthur and Company"? Or day" versity and say. 'I want to be a disc how about "The Writer" from lhe' After working on 'Banjo Billy,' jockey,' " Metzger says, "lt is your Ring Theatre's recent production of Metzger began his next project, as personality that makes you work The Good Doctor' Mr. Jackson on WPLG's "Arthur on the air. You can learn the me­ For those of you who guessed and Company " Eventually Metzger chanics overnight. Why limit your­ Jack Metzger, communication pro­ was faced with time conflicts. "At self? When the thrill is gone what fessor, a hearty round of applause the end of the 'ISO's when Post/ can you do?" For those who didn't, you obviously Newsweek bought WPI.Ci. they When not busy teaching. Metzger haven't had Jack as a teacher in one said they wanted |me| full time; fit acts on the stage. His recent per­ of the many courses he teaches. was either| one or the other, so I formance in Neil Simon's play The Most students involved in either left the university." Good Doctor at the Ring Theatre the departments of drama or com­ Metzger left UM from 1970 until won plaudits from the audience and munication have been fortunate the spring of 1981 to work on "Ar­ critics alike enough tee meet this man. Most thur and Company." "At the end of Metzger has been involved in the know him affectionately as Jack. the 70s. the emphasis was oft chil­ Ring Theatre for seven Summer Most students could also le'arn a dren's programming. The1 manage­ Theatre seasons He played Baron great deal about how they can im­ ment didn't feel a need to keep a Drivinitz in their New World Festi­ prove and ready themselves for staff." he said When "Arthur and val presentation of I. Anastasia, fol­ what they want to do after gradua­ Company" went into syndication. lowing such roles as Sheridan tion from him Metzger returned to UM. Whiteside in The Man Who Came After transferring trom the Uni­ Near the end of "Arthur and To Dinner, Fagin in Oliver! and the versity of Pittsburgh and graduat­ Company." Metzger also was a Devil in Damn Yankees. ing from UM in 1953, Metzger has movie critic for Channel 10, appear­ Audiences at the Players Reper­ always either heen here or some­ ing regularly on the noon and 5:30 tory Theatre have seen Metzger in Cour(<>sv JERRY D FRIEDMAN place nearby His first job at WTHS. p.m reports He continued doing re­ many productions, including The Metzger contemplates future in Ring Theatre's 'Good Doctor' a station similar to Miami's Channel views until the end of 1981 Importance of Being Earnest. You 17. and the forerunner of Channel Metzger currently teaches or has Can'l Take It With Vou. Pygmalian 2, entailed writing copy for on-air taught radio performance and pro­ and Noel Coward's Blithe Spirit. use. Metzger then taught drama at a duction, scriptwriting. television Metzger further advises students private school, wrote stage plays, performance and acting for the to "soak it all up," and "learn all SEC determined to expose and worked on a children's radio camera Some of these classes he the tricks of the trade " He seems to show lor WQAM has taught in the absence of Profes­ have listened to his own advice and He returned to teach at I'M from sor Judy Wallace, who is taking her has accomplished both goals. UM's plethora of fine talent

By STEVEN A. BOYER "Basically, we're trying to show "Catch A Rising Star" is a nee Annual Concerto Program Ilurriiane Interttimment hditor the community that we're more club that prides itself on having than a school that justs sits on the given Pat Benetar, John Belushi and The Student Entertainment Com­ corner of Coral Gables and exists," Robin Williams their initial break in mittee (SEC) has two events in the Paul exclaimed. "There's a tremen­ show business. On Saturday, Mar works that Chairman Roger Paul is dous amount of talent at UM. We're 26, the winner of the UM talent features solo performers confident will help expose some of the future of music and art and it's competition will be included on a the fine talent at UM. One is the time people were exposed to some program that will feature comedi­ By MARY TOWNE first-ever Student Music and Art of it." ans Edna Rudner, Larry Amos and !'"ntrirtttttni' Writer The piece she will perform tonight, composed by F'estival, a two-day event that will The Meda Music festival will be Fred Silver. Max Bruchis. is a Jewish prayer entitled Kol Nidrei. tie in with the April Meda Music featuring a performance by John "Whoever wins will be exposed The third annual Concerto Program will be present­ Schimelpfenig intends to complete her master's de­ Festival, and the other is the "Catch Page, one of the forerunners of to the top people in the industry," ed tonight at Gusman Concert Hall at 8 p.m The Con­ gree after graduation from UM. Professionally, she A Rising Star" talent show on a\'anf garde music. said Paul. "It's been done before at certo Competition was instituted in 1980 by the School would enjoy symphony playing and private teaching, March 22 at the Rathskeller L.A.'s Comic Strip, but this is the of Music and the Phi Kappa Lambda Music Honor Soci­ although she anticipates a certain drawback in entering The Music and Art Festival will On Tuesday. Mar 22. comedians first time in New York." ety as part of the beginning of the honors festivities. the professional arena be held on Friday and Saturday. and solo talents will be taking part SEC members Julie George. Man­ Solo performance eif a concerto with orchestra is "The world of bass performance is a male-oriented April 2 and 3, between 11 a.m. and in a talent show at 9 p.m. at the uel Teodoro, Dean Weldin and Mic­ one of the highest aspirations of a musician of serious world Women are not generally considered equals un­ 5 p.m. on the Student Union patio, Rathskel'sr The winner, to be cho­ helle Morrison are coordinating dif­ music, and the following students, after auditions, have less they play a "feminine" instrument, such as the along the shores of Lake Osceola sen by a panel of judges, will be ferent segments of the events The been selected for this concerl flute or harp," she explained and at the Music School. Bands of flown to New York City on Satur­ Rathskeller Advisory Board and Elyce Bernstein will open the- program with the Karen Walwyn may be a familiar name, as she was every musical persuasion, including day. Mar. 26. to perform before a Lite Beer are co-sponsoring the first movement of the Mozart Concerto .So i in G ehosen Miss Black UM earlier this year. She lived in a group from the UM Jazz Depart­ live audience at the famous "Catch competition, and applications are Major for solo flute and orchestra She was raised in New York for eleven years, and began the study of ment, will be performing on the A Rising Star" club. now available at the Rat Verona. NJ.. and began her study of flute at age eight piano at age 4. She also attended the Performing Arts patio There will be classical perfor­ In high school, she studied with Mary I.andolfi. princi­ Workshop in New York, where she received training in mances at Brockway Lecture Hall; pal flutist with the New Jersey Symphony and flutist piano, ballet and jazz dance student art work and photography with the American Ballet Theatre Orchestra At the be­ There was an interim period at the most crucial will be displayed around the patio ginning of her university career she entered the pro­ time of Walwyn's development, between the ages of 11 and on the banks of the lake; and international student organizations Lambda Chi tops gram in music merchandising, studying both music and and 15. when she did not have a private teacher. She business She has since made a full commitment to the feels that during this period she fell behind. Presently are being asked to display their study of applied music she studies privately with Dr. J.B. Floyd of the UM food and culture in the breezeway. By MARK LINDE Humberto Lavoy was raised in Bayonne, NJ Be­ School of Music Paul and his committee are in the Hurricane Associate Entertainment Editor ginning in ninth grade, he studied trombone privately Walwyn will perform the Concerto No. I by Sergei process of getting committments with Arnold Fromme. the original founder of the New- Rachmaninoff, her favorite piano work by her favorite from UM film students to show For the sixth consecutive year. Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity made York Brass Quintet Later he continued with fred composer She performed this piece with the Broward their productions at Beaumont Cin­ the most money at Carni Gras, earning about $3,200 in profit. Braverman at the Manhatten School nf Music Prepara­ Symphony Orchestra two years ago That particular ema during the festival Also, the "Lambda Chi Alpha took in about one-third of the total income." tory School Lavoy is a senior, and his trombone con­ performance invoked such emotion that she became Drama Dept. has shown interest in said Bert Quintana. Lambda Chi Carni Gras Chairman certo performance tonight will IM ol the winter move­ tearful while playing putting on one-act plays in the Rat "Planning for Carni Gras began last semester," said Quintana "It ment from The Four '- , I larnis Milhaud Walwyn feels that musical performance is an ex­ on Saturday afternoon took eight committee meetings as well as specific special projects for "I love performing." 1 avo', s.ivs and 1 like getting pression of inner feelings to be shared with everyone. "The main idea," said an enthusi­ members." up in front of an audience and displaying my talents. When this happens, she is able to forget her nervous­ astic Paul, "is that everything To start the festivities Lambda Chi and Stroh's sponsored a party It's challenging, demanding " He intends to continue ness about the fact that there is an audience watching | tastes, interests, cultures | is so sep­ for alumni on Feb. 25. playing in the Symphony Orchestra at I'M, and will and scrutinizing. arate at UM, that SEC is trying to Lambda Chi sponsored some of the most popular booths at Carni also pursue his master's degree Professionally, he This year she has participated in several scholar­ bring the arts and performers to­ Gras. One favorite was a dunking booth, sponsored with You-Auto- hopes to teach music at a universitv, or "whatever pays ship pageants, including Miss Black UM She won first gether to show just how much tal­ Do-It Auto Stores. This game posed students against police officers the bills." place in the talent division of both the Dwby Festival ent there is at this school." from public safety. Students who had received tickets for illegal park­ Martha Schimelpfenig is a 20-year-old junior in her and the Broward County Fair She was named Miss The highly acclaimed UM Jazz ing could now get even instead of getting mad. Carnival goers from off second semester at UM. Raised in Green Bay. Wise. Broward County in 1980 and Miss Miami in 1981. Her Band II has thrown its hat into the campus could just have some plain fun. The dunking booth brought in she started her formal music study of double bass at future plans are to pursue a doctorate in piano, and to ring and plans to take part in the about $500. Dass Novelties supplied prizes for Lambda Chi's many the age of 12, with Victor Flsworth. currently of the eventually tour as a concert pianist festival, as does a gospel group. booths. Milwaukee Ballet Corps Company Orchestra and the Alfred Martinez has studied piano with Hilda Any UM students involved in any Lambda Chi had many food booths, where they sold hamburgers, Milwaukee Symphony Aguirre here in South Miami since age seven Before mime, jazz, rock, reggae. Salsa or hot dogs, onion rings, and chipwiches. Wendy's and Dietcraft co-spon­ She transferred to t'M from the University of attending UM he studied with Dr Rosalina Sackstein. undefined-as-yet music group can sored the booths Western Michigan in Kalamazoo. Mich . where she was who is currently his teacher here He is a freshman, contact Paul at the SEC office Lambda Chi's attempt to contribute to the fraternity's winning a double major in performance on both piano and dou­ majoring in performance on both clarinet and piano He (284-5732) and reserve space on the tradition was successful ble bass. will perform Schumann's Piano Concerto in A )jinnr. patio to perform. ji m • Frertay. March 4 1983 THt MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 Molly Hatchet welcomes Voice9 from past By HOLLY GLEASON group's other new member, drum­ its potency, as it goes from a sparse evening"' Have you had enough rock lile. I don't believe in assassination spring fur a full-fledged tour. Hure-K ane .Stuff Writer mer B.B. Bordan. they provide sound to full scale rock and then and roll for a Saturday night?" On no man has the right to take an­ I Ite on the road has always had Molly Hatchet's backbone. back. The song's mood resonates that note the band lunged into Beo other's life because of politics. This an aura of mysticism about it. Most The Outlaws and Molly Hatchet Naturally, Molly Hatchet played from the contrasts and it was one of lin the Odds and literally tore the is supposed to be our last Pope It bands are notorious for hating it. together in concert. What could be a large selection from their latest the most powerful moments in their song apart This is what the crowd was all prophecized in the Book of while the fans remain intrigued more of a celebration of Southern album. No Guts ... No Glory show had been waiting for and their Revelations It's all in the Bible, Hlubeck admits it has its advan­ rock and roll? Even the cold rain Though all the songs typify the tra­ Without missing a beat. Hatchet cheers were deafening which is a scary book." tages and drawbacks. "The road couldn't dampen the crowd's spirit. ditional Hatchet sound, one song in rolled into Flirting With Disaster The evening's final song was was About songwriting in general. ages you quickly," he said, matter- You've got to hand it to Southern particular stood out Almost Like They built the crowd up to a fever a Hlubeck composition called The Hlubeck concedes that lyrically the of-factly, "but. there's no place like rock fans, they're as loyal as they Love has an easy, listenable quality pitch and proved they were still a Fall of the Peacemakers. The song band hasn't always been the most the road to get an education and are rowdy. The crowd at the Miami that should win fans in other ranks force to be reckoned with. One girl has lengthy instrumental passages, fluent "Our lyrics are getting bet­ learn about yourself. It shows no Marine Stadium proved that beyond of music. actually braved the cold, murky and the song's few lyrics are pow­ ter," he admitted "We're not a mercy but it can be rewarding." a shadow of a doubt. They began building up steam water of the stadium to swim out to erful. In summation, it's a haunting lyric-oriented band We're South­ Rewards seem to be in the not- Ending ther show with Ghost during Gator Country. For Molly the stage. epic. ern, born and raised, so we call it so-distant future for Molly Hatchet. Riders in the Sky, one of ther big­ Hatchet and their audience, this With Brown's fiery stage pres­ Talking to Hlubeck about that the way we see it, " Their new album is easily their gest hits commercially, the Outlaws song could be a theme of sorts. ence Molly Hatchet may just be un­ song, he had a lot to say. "Fall o( Since the band is getting ready to strongest to date, and it was evident delivered an even set of Southern From Gator Country the band beatable. Returning to the stage, Ihe Peacemakers is an anthem." he tour Europe next week, they'll see from the crowd's response at the rock. On their encore, Freddie swung into Greg Allman's Dreams Brown said to the crowd:"So, you said. "I wrote it because of the (as­ plenty of new things to reflect on Marine Stadium that Molly Hatchet Salem played a scorching guitar I'll Never See. This song hasn't lost had enough rock and roll for an sassination] attempt on the Popes However, they'll he hack in mid- is still number one in their eyes. solo and then traded licks with lead vocalist/guitarist Hughie Thomas- son. But the night belonged to Molly Hatchet. Even as the stage crew New Ellen Foley LP breath of fresh air was tearing down the set. the crowd was chanting "Molly Hatch­ Foley co-wrote Run for My Life On the title track Foley's at her contrast to her full-bodied singing them all come out sounding like et, Molly Hatchet." In light of the Records with Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Kent, quietest and subdued best. The bass — but it draws us closer to her as a carbon copies. He did apply the return of vocalist Danny Joe Brown who also contributed the album's line here sets the song apart from person same fundamental rock approach, it would be hard to blame them Another Breath opener, Boys In The Attic. The song being just another ballad to some­ The package's oldie is the Hol- although for Foley he used more After all, talk of the grand reunion has an unstoppable beat and a feel thing that has some character. land-Dozier-Holland chestnut Come synthesizers and background vo­ has been everywhere — news­ Ellen Foley of wild abandon which character­ If anything is consistent on An and Get These Memories Though cals, while de-emphasizing a rough­ papers, radio and even MTV. Not izes that youthful recollections of other Breath, it's the intricate har­ it's a re-make and unmistakably so er edge that the notice is undeserved, be­ Cleveland Int. the songs subject. monies. Both as a counterpoint (to F'oley and company has infused it Another Breath li definalely the cause there's nothing like the magic add emphasis)' and as the main with an uptcmrx . contemporary 1 Robert Palmer's Johnny and finest album to grace my turntable of Molly Hatchet with Brown. Past Mary is one of the most cutting vocal, producer Vini Poncia is to be feel. this year If you like rock and roll, shows at the Agora were filled with In the summer of 1976, America congratulated. On Nightline, the was captivated by the powerful songs on the package. Foley's voice Vini Poncia is responsible for especially when it features one of it. But they were on a small stage, is almost sculpted to suit this one. harmonies are lush and reminiscent Scandal's recent success. His work the strongest voices in music today, not a full blown show voice of Meatloaf's Paradise By The of the Roches. But again, the rock, Dashboard Light counterpart. By as her voice changes intensity dur­ on Another Breath, though, proves pick up Another Breath You won'ti The Florida flag was flying as the ing the chorus. It's laced with syn­ and in this case, f unit cuts through that he understands how to work he disappointed the time Ellen Foley's debut album. Foley's breathy, spoken bridge is a sunshine states' good ole boys. Night Out appeared, we'd been pre­ thesizers and chimes. with different artists, and not have - HOLLY GLEASON Molly Hatchet, took the stage. They sented a definite picture of con­ couldn't have opened with a more trasts appropriate song than Down South On her album covers, Foley looks lukin. Brown sang with a venge­ vulnerable. On the inside, she's one Hirsch superior in 'Without a Trace' ance as he propped his foot on one of the gutsiest female vocalists on of the stage monitors and leaned to­ vinyl. And if you're truly judged by is an examination of how people in­ ideally suited for the role; he ren­ ring performance as the mother of ward the crowd. The wind blew the company you keep, Foley is in terrelate when the normality of ders it with much the same quality the lost child; she is a Canadian- Dave Hlubecks' hair back as he de­ good shape. Her albums have been Movies their lives is interrupted. " which made his role as the psychia­ born actress whose most recent ef­ livered the first of many intricate produced by Ian Hunter and Mick Jaffe was especially keen in se­ trist in Ordinary People so success­ fort was a role in David Hare's play guitar solos Ronson, as well as Mick Jones of Without A Trace lecting Judd Hirsch for the role of ful. entitled Plenty During the course of the evening the Clash. detective Al Menetti. Hirsch is Nelligan delivers an equally stir­ - J.R. VIDUEIRA Brown pranced and pawed at the Another Breath is Ellen Foley's * * stage, occasionally kicking and third effort and it's her richest to Directed by Stanley Jaffe jumping into the air Perhaps one of date. As a singer, she's matured and the most dynamic performers the material on this LP is well suit­ Starring Kate Nelligan, Judd '82 a good year for Murphy around. Brown's vocals ring with a ed to her massive soprano voice Hirsch, David Dukes, Storkard throaty edge In the past, Foley has come under Channing Blacks, whites. Chinese, curs, and pop singers are all on Hlubeck is considered one ol the fire for her lack of self-expression Records his open season list. foremost guitar players in the Her songs were always among the Without A Trace is the tale of a 1 he selection entitled "The Pope and Ronald Rea­ world and he proved it to the strongest material on her albums, courageous woman professor at Co­ gan" gives Murphy's viewpoint on what it's like to be crowd. He ran off riffs like most while those written by others lumbia University, Susan Selky, Eddie Murphy shot. He attacks misconceptions about blacks in the se­ people brush their hair seemed forced For this album, lection "Myths." And finally he goes after pop singers, played by Kate Nelligan, who is Eddie Murphy But even with a guitar ace like Foley has co-written three of the faced with a major crisis in her life especially those who have popularized the style known Hlubeck there's always room for ten songs, and the following are when her six-year-old son disap­ Columbia as "rapping," in Boogie In Your Butt. other talented guitarists. Duane Ro­ among the best pears. The detective who perse­ Eddie Murphy is a good comedy album, but one land and Steve Holland are the kind Read e\ly Lips is a lazy rocker, veres to find the child is played by more likely to provoke laughter as opposed to belly- of musicians talented enough to while Run For My Life packs more Taxi's Judd Hirsch; his admiration 1982 was a good year No. not for wines, for come­ laughs. His material is fresh and good-natured. He's not play next to Hlubeck and still look punch. Run also provides some in­ and compassion for the mother dian Eddie Murphy While being a member of the suc­ a Richard Pryor; his style isn't that caustic. Nor is he a good. They, too. provided the sight into Foley's outlook on life: pushes him onward in the search, cessful "Saturday Night Live." he also starred and got Gallagher, who makes you see society's stupidity — crowd with several good solos dur­ Beauty's always been a friend to even when it appears futile. good reviews for his performance in the film 4H Hours who makes you think. He has no axe to grind. Murphy And to cap it off. Murphy has made his first comedy is a middle-ground comic. In all, it makes for a pleasant ing the show. met I fenow she won't stay forever Oscar-winning producer Stanley but that's alright/ Keeping my heart album, entilted simply, Eddie Murphy album, diverse, but nothing experimental or radical Bassist Riff West is an excellent Jaffe (Kramer vs. Kramer) makes That may come to Murphy with time showman who lends to Hatchet's above water/ Starting to feel thul his directorial debut in this sus- Murphy, like Richard Pryor, attacks society with Mnstwderisiv e numohumor r BuBut t socielsocietyy ,srisn' t nihis s onlonly y lare<>target stage presence. Together with the I'm stronger .... penseful tale.of which he "savs:"'!! " ' - CHRIS WUERTHNER

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By RONNIE RAMOS went back to work fast. Don Row­ Fraser decided things were loose Mark Wilcox that found an open They chipped away for the lead and land walked and Dave Carr prompt­ enough to give Carr and Shields the spot in short left field, brought in run in the fourth and two more in JOHN OUDENS ly hit a triple, scoring Rowland. night off. He moved Artiles from center fielder Ron Young with the the fifth, one of those coming on Baseball of the Hurricane stafl That was the end for Watkins, who first base to left field, started Steve first run of the game in the third in­ Lorenzo's sacrifice fly to left field. was replaced by Chuck Hamlon. Lusby at first base, and placed Bill ning. Then came the sixth inning. Javi­ The numbers speak for them­ Hamlon started off just like Wat­ Wrona back at the top of the lineup. By then, however. Griffin had er Velazquez led off with a fly ball Rankings selves. The Hurricanes scored 31 kins. He balked. Carr strolled home. The changes didn't hurt a bit. The found his slider and his rhythm. He to left field for the first out. runs on 32 hits in their three-game Wrona walked, and then Doug Hurricanes racked up 13 runs on 12 wouldn't give up the other run until The Hurricanes have fallen sweep of the Mercer Bears. Of the Shields tied the game with a two- hits while starter Pat Griffin held the seventh inning. The next 10 batters reached base farther from the top. Arizona 32 hits, 13 were for extra bases, run homer to left-center. the Bears to two runs through If it wasn't Griffin's best per­ safely. State, whom Miami defeated and 5 of those were home runs. Mandel decided the game in the seven innings. The final was 13-6. formance, it was certainly more Lane pulled an inside fastball twice earlier this year, is the The first game was a slugfest. seventh inning when he hit a solo Griffin, while giving up just two than enough. Miami tied the game over the left field fence for his sec­ new No. 1 according to the lat­ Mercer and UM scored 21 runs and home run. runs, gave up seven hits, four of in the bottom of the third when Al ond home run in two nights and his est Collegiate Baseball magazine hit seven home runs before the final them doubles. He looked shaky in Lorenzo hit a bases-loaded ground fourth of the season. Designated poll. score, 11-10, was determined. According to Fraser, the mood in the first inning, falling behind two ball to the rigt side, bringing in Please turn to page 9/MERCER Texas, No. 1 in the last poll, The pesky Bears came out fight­ the Hurricane dugout before the batters 3-0 in the first inning before Kevin Carter. fell to sixth. ing. They jumped to a 5-0 lead in second game of the series was getting them out. MIAMI 11, MERCER 10 Wichita Sute, who took two the third Inning when third base­ "pretty loose, pretty loose." One of the doubles, a blooper by MIAMI 13, MERCER 6 MERCER MIAMI of three from UM, moved into man Jack Pool hit a grand slam to MERCER MIAMI ab r hbi hbi second. UM, second in the previ­ ab hbi a hbi Thompson, st 5 1 2 0 Carr, It I 1 right field and Randy Smith hit a Thompson, ss S 1 0 Wrona. ss I 0 Helsel, 2b 2 0 Wrona, ss ous poll, is now ranked seventh. solo blast, one batter later. Stroer, 2b 0 0 Lorenzo, 3b Pool, 3b 2 2 Shields, cf Pool, 3b 0 0 Artiles, II T. Smith, rf 0 0 Artiles, Ib Kevin Smith came on in relief of T. Smith, rt 0 0 Lusby, lb R Smith, dh 1 1 Velazquez, c 1. Arizona State starter Gus Meizoso and got the last R Smith, dh 2 0 Velazquez, c Nelson. II I 1 Lane, rf 2. Wichita State Nelson, II 2 0 Lane, rf Voung, cf 1 I Mandel, dh out of the inning. Young, ct 1 0 Mandel, dh Stewart, c I 1 Lorenzo, 3b 3. Hawaii Miami got three back in the Stuart, c 0 Seoane, 2b Wilcox. Ib 0 1 Rowland, 2b 4. Oklahoma State Wilcox, lb 2 3 Carter, cf Buchanan, If Walker, c fourth when Phil Lane lined a home Buchanan, cf 1 I Rowland, 3b Total 34 10 01 10 10 5. Cal-St. Fullerton run to right center, bringing in Ar­ Worshan, ph 0 I Sanicola, If 6. Texas Sacco, 2b Mercer NS 050 000 - 10 tiles and Velazquez. E llena, c Miami 000 307 I0X - 11 7. MIAMI Mercer took the attention of the •NS | 6 - Artiles, Eichhorn, Helsel. OP - Mercer 2, 8. South Carolina > fans away from the San Diego Miami 2. LOB - Mercer 3, Miami 4. 2B - Shields. 9. Oral Roberts \ Mercer 001000104- 6 Mandel. 3B - Pool, Carr. HR - Pool, R. Smith 2, Chicken in the fifth when they ex­ Miami 001 121 OOx- 13 Lane 13), Young, Shields (4), Mandel (1). SACB - 10. Maine ploded for seven runs. E - Nelson, Pool, Rowland. DP - Miami I. Wrona. SACF - T. Smith. 11. Tulane LOB - Mercer 5, Miami 5. 2B - Carter, Mandel, IP H R ER BB SO A triple by Pool brought in one Artiles, Lorenzo, R Smith 2, Nelson, Wilcox. HR MERCER 12. Nebraska run, a sacrifice fly by Tim Smith — Lane (4). S - Wrona, Carter. SACF - Lorenzo, Pearson S

MERCER/From page 8 Fraser said he was pleased with The third game was not the best year, a 420 shot to dead center in the evenness of the Hurricanes' hit­ played, but UM got the job done, the seventh Inning. hitter Mandel singled. Seoane sin­ ting attack. 7-4. Davies (3-1) went six innings Mercer scored twice in the gled. Carter hit a liner to third base­ "Everybody's contributing — a and allowed only one run. seventh and once in the eighth be­ man Pool, who stopped the ball on a lot of different people," he said. The highlight of the game was fore Smith came on to save the UNIVERSITV O- MIAMI dive and then let it toll away. the end. Danny Smith picked up his game. second save of the year, the 12th in Wrona singled. MIAMI 7, MERCER 4 After the game Fraser was all presents With the bases loaded, Lorenzo MERCER MIAMI his career, setting a new UM mark. ib r hbi al hbi (The previous mark was set by smiles. "Our ballclub is really com­ smashed a double over everyone's TeSompswi, ss 5 Carr. dh 2 2 ing around now. We're not where head in left center, driving in his iVintgfnry, cl 3 Aiiiles, if Mike Browning in 1981.) Pool. 3b Shields, cf At the plate, Seaone led the Hur­ we want to be yet but we're getting CATCH-ARISING STAR third, fourth and fifth runs of the T. Smith, rl Lusby. lb there." game. The double drove starter R Smith, c Velazquei. c ricane attack going three for four Nelton, If Lane, rf and knocking in two runs. He also Hurricane writer Ernie Munich contributed Randy Perry from the mound. Wilcox, Ib Wrona, ss to this story Stuart, dh Seoane. Jb smashed his first home run of the Hia relief, Watkins, gave up three Stroer, 2b Lorenzo, 3b hits, two walks and a sacrifice fly Wejf sham, 3b Rowland, ss Wanted} Solo comedy or musical acts before getting Carter, the 14th bat­ Young, cf Sanicola, cf Carter, If to compete in the campus version J ter of the inning, to ground into a Mandel, c Pkoae: MEN'S HAIR STYLING force at second base. of lhe famous New York -Shaw, The Hurricanes had scored nine Mercer 000 010 210- 4 667-5611 runs on eight hits — their biggest Miami MOOMldx- 7 TUES.-SAT. BY inning of the year. E - Pool, Sanicola. DP - Marcer 1. LOB - Mercer 8, Miami 11. 2B - Pool, Artiles, Lane, Lor- 7/LM.-1P.M JACK PHILLIPS First Prizes A trip to New York In the seventh. Griffin gave up emo. 3B - Shields HR - Stroer (11. Seoane (t) S another run on a bloop double by - Sheelds. Seoane 2. Carr, Lorenzo. SACF - Stuart Complete hair styling Randy Smith, a single and a double IP H R ER BB SO play scoring Smith. MERCER just $9.00 and up {Applications available in Manager's Office) Stone L, 0-3 4V> Ed Kruijs came in on the eighth. Hamlon M He only got to one out in the ninth MIAMI $ Deadline; March 18, 5:00 PJW Oa vies W, 3 • I 6 Hair Shaping Or Trimming 5™«, before giving up three walks and a Russo l'>> single, running the score to 13-4 O Smith lVi Located by the Holiday Inn Poolside across from U.M. SAVE Smefh (2) WP - Stone. T - 2:50 A • and loading the bases. 1,191 Page 10 Friday. March 4. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Hurricane Sports Log Advancement Stadium, with each team winning pendent Championships at Colum­ Mens Golf once. bia, South Carolina. The NIC deter­ Intramurals WITHOUT College graduates. If you are work WVUM (90.5 FM) will broadcast mines who qualifies for the NCAA ing in—or looking for—a job. why all the road games. Air time is 15 championships in April. AN not consider a career? The UM golf team finished fifth minutes before game time. The competition concludes to­ For the second time this school year, Campus Sports and Recre­ ADVANCED • Now offered in Houston, our 4 in the 21 team Seminole Invitational The Hurricanes will be back at morrow. Next Friday, March 11, the Hur­ ation has run intramural volleyball. month programs prepare you for Sunday at Tallahassee. Florida won the Light a week from today DEGREE the tournament and UM finished against Texas A&M. The game be­ ricanes will host the Miami Invita­ Unlike the fail semester where careers in law. management, and with a three day total of 902, 27 gins at 7:30 p.m. tional at the UM pool. there were competitive men's finance strokes behind the Gators. leagues, this season there are only The following day, March 12, • Six courses, for years offered in The Hurricanes were led by Co-Rec clubs. UM will play Southen Illinois at Philadelphia, have received national Johnny Doppelt and Woody Austin However, there is one women's 7:30 p.m. On Sunday, the Atlanta Track who both shot a seven over par 223, team, FEC, which has done ex­ recognition for academic quality. Braves come to Mark Light Stadium seven strokes behind medalist Jim tremely well. They finished the sea­ • Our sludenls gel jobs Over for an exhibition game at 2 p.m. Schulman of Florida. son with a 5-2 record and tied for 5.000graduates hold positions in The UM track team will be in ac­ The UM golfers begin play today tion next Saturday as they compete second place in their division. law firms, banks, corporal ions in in the Imperial Lakes Tournament in the Florida A&M relays at Talla­ Aside from the women's team, over 110 cities across the country at Lakeland, Fla. The tournament hassee. The meet starts at 10 a.m. there are 11 Co-Rec squads that are • We provide a substantial tuition runs through Sunday. Men's Tennis participating this season. The refund if we cannot secure a job for The Hurricane golfers return The leader in the 9 p.m. division Institute from their three week road trip to is 6-2 Slam, also known as the you in the city of your choice The Hurricanes shut out Central Softball for Learn how the Institute in Houston compete in the FIU Sunshine Tour­ Miami Volleyball Club. They were nament beginning on Monday, Florida, 9-0, Monday at the UM the champions of their division in Paralegal ean help you advance in a career courts. Miami began play yesterday March 14. The tournament runs The UM softball team will take the fall. Training Our representative will be on campus through that Thursday. at the Corpus Christi Invitational at March 17, 1983. Corpus Christi, Tx. The tounament the spring break off and will re­ The only game of the season fr-2 runs through Sunday. sume play on Tuesday, March 15, Slam lost was to the Engineers, with a game against Miami-Dade who finished in a tie for second. Baseball On Wednesday the tennis team North at the Intramural Field at 2 The Huskies also ended up 5-2 for 711 PolkSlrrrl I would like to arrange an interview will battle the University of Geor­ p.m. the season, putting them in a three- Houston. Texas 77002 at another time Please rail nie gia Bulldogs at the UM courts at way tie for second. 17131951-0266 I'le-,ise send me inlormation ahout The Hurricanes begin their first 1:30 p.m. The University of North i In the 7:30 p.m. league, Sensa­ iln institute for Paralegal Tr.nmnu road trip today at Tampa. The Hur­ Carolina will be in town the Mow­ 1 Lacrosse tional Six went undefeated to claim Attili.ited wilh in Houston; PhiUdelphia ricanes will play three games with ing day for a match at 1:30 p.m. at thr Instilute the University of South Florida and the UM courts. the division crown. Other challeng­ ers in the division were finished ior Paralegal then travel to Gainesville for a pair The Hurricanes. 4-2 in league Name . Next Saturday the Hurricanes Pearson 4th and the FEC Co-Rec Training in with the Univesity of Florida. play, have three weeks off before will depart for South Carolina for team, both of whom finished with Philadelphia Address UM will play tonight and tomor­ the Clemson Invitational Tourna­ they play undefeated Ft. Lauderdale 4-2 records. City. State. Zip. row night at 7 p.m. and Sunday at 1 ment. The tournament runs through in their next conference match. p.m. against South Florida. The Monday, March 14. Meanwhile, a few of the Hurri­ The playoffs are underway and Hurricanes will play the Gators on cane players will join players from the two favorites, Sensational Six Tuesday and Wednesday of next College Gold Coast. Palm Beach, and the and 6-2 Slam, both drew byes along week at 3 p.m. Men's Swimming City of Miami Lacrosse Club, and with Pearson 4th and the FEC Graduation Date. It will be the first match between form an all-star team to play pow­ women's team. The 12-team tour­ UM and Central Florida in the year. I erhouse West Point. nament is wide open and should be Operations I he Onte-r for I I UM and Florida have played each 1-rejealSIeieltW I'helade iphld PA Present phone Permanent phone The Hurricanes began competi­ The game, to be played in Key very exciting. other twice this year at Mark Light tion yesterday in the National Inde- West, will be on March 13. — BILL CASCIOLI

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