UNIVERSITY THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWS OF UMKC Aug. 30, 2010 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 2

Pg. 4 APC cancels foam

Pg. 6 Mel Brook’s ‘The Producers’ at the Starlight

Pg. 12 What we can expect from women’s volleyball and soccer

Photo by Jill Schleiden 2 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 2 Aug. 30, 2010 NEWS 3 Financial aid recipients feel the pinch UMKC Herman and Dorothy Johnson Hall Police Blotter receives EDC Cornerstone Award Aug. 20 8:15 a.m. Car Accident Nikki Bomgardner Culture Editor were requested from the scholarship office. But Mareske said. “I told her it would be impossible study grant. However, students may still apply A person hit a parking the work study contact, Scott Young, refused to to run Communiversity on my own. She for work-study grants. Johanna Poppel meter at Cockefair parking Faculty, staff and students at UMKC are offer new information. Instead he cited an article suggested that I use my office at the new student “In order to receive a Work-Study award, you Contributing Writer lot with their car. feeling the crunch of the latest budget cut. previously written for UMatters, an online news union and that we could run Communiversity must apply using the FAFSA (Free Application According to an email sent by the UMKC source for faculty and staff of UMKC. as part of Student Involvement, as a team. It for Federal Student Aid, found at www.fafsa. 1:56 p.m. Car Accident As you walk into the Herman and A university van struck a Office of Financial Aid and Scholarships to all “For the 2010-11 academic year (AY), the sounded doable to me, so I said yes and thank ed.gov), be eligible according to federal standards, Dorothy Johnson Residence Hall, parking garage camera and Bright Flight and Missouri Access Program number of work-study positions on campus will you.” be enrolled at least half-time (six credit hours for you may notice some interesting knocked it off the ceiling at recipients: decrease by 46 percent from last year’s numbers. Mareske still faces a learning curve. undergraduate students, five credit hours for features. There is increased awareness Oak Street Parking Structure. “The state of Missouri has informed us that During the 2009-10 AY, UMKC received federal “The most challenging part is training graduate students), and be making Satisfactory of recycling, lights turned off in the there are insufficient funds to award the Bright stimulus funds for our work-study program, everyone on Communiversity operations. We Academic Progress,” says UMKC’s financial aid hallway if there is no movement and Flight or Missouri Access program at the which boosted the number of positions to a do three semesters a year and once you’ve been website. even thermostats locked at certain Aug. 21 original predicted 2010-11 levels. Consequently, record 502. However, in 2010-11 the number of through it, most operations are repeated. The Each semester, all work-study jobs at UMKC temperature ranges. 6:48 p.m. Car Accident if you are a Bright Flight recipient, your award positions will drop to 275.” first time with all new people is a challenge,” are posted on CareerExec, the free UMKC UMKC’s newest residence hall, The driver struck a concrete has been reduced from $1,900 to $1,500 for the Many offices that normally have a work- Mareske said. employment database. A student must have a Johnson Residence Hall, has been se- parking barrier and damaged his academic year. If you are an Access Missouri study position allocated to them lost funding, “The best part is that Communiversity is work-study award to view and apply for work- lected as a finalist for the Kansas City car at Rockhill parking structure. recipient, your award has been reduced to $500 including Communiversity, KCUR and the more integrated into a larger office with more study jobs. Economic Development Corpora- for the academic year. These award amounts history department. resources and support. Long range, I believe CareerExec also has listings for non-work- tion’s Cornerstone Award. Aug. 22 remain tentative; final awards from the state will Rick Mareske, coordinator for Communiver- this can be a positive move. If we get more work- study positions, on and off campus, as well as “This award recognizes buildings 11:00 a.m. Noise Disturbance not be available until later in the fall semester.” sity, found the positive of the work-study cuts. study students in the future, I’m sure we’ll find internships. Students may upload their resumes with at least two of the following Officers were dispatched to a The federal work-study program also saw “My supervisor, Angela Cottrell [Director space for them and there’s plenty to do.” and learn recruiting opportunities. characteristics: capital investments, loud party on 54th and Rockhill. massive reductions. of Student Involvement], informed me that we A number of students are unable to get a For more information visit www.sfa.edu. employment increases and improve- Information about the budget/funding cuts wouldn’t be receiving any work-study assistance,” work-study job who had been offered a work- 6:27 p.m. Robbery [email protected] ments to neighborhoods or business A student left his bicycle secured districts. Obviously being a LEED- to the rack and returned to find certified building capitalizes on two it missing at Johnson Hall. A New year of these areas,” Associate Director of UMKC residential life, Kristen Abell said. Aug. 23 New Letters on the Air 9:04 p.m. Car Theft for SGA LEED-certification is issued by the U.S Green Building Council. A student returned to the spot Patricia Barra News Editor Some of the requirements of LEED- where he parked his vehicle certifications for buildings range from and found it to be missing by Klassie Alcine, President of the wins nomination the Administrative Building. the waste reduction of the actual con- Student Government Association Mark Linville Programming Awards. in its 76th year of print. productions of the radio show to the struction of the building to the type of 9:08 p.m. Robbery (SGA), brings new direction for the Asst. News Editor New Letters on the Air was started “Each week the program features contest. material being used for flooring and The victim returned home 2010-11 School Year. by KCUR hosts David and Judy Ray intimate conversations with con- Currently, the New Letters on even the placement of windows for to find a laptop missing There are new events, technology The broadcast subdivision of the back in 1977, and has been on the air temporary writers who reveal secrets Air cast is working with the Marr natural light. on 54th and Harrison. and initiatives. In addition, they have since its creation. about their creative methods, read a Sound Archives in the Miller Nichols It has definitely been the students’ award-winning international writers’ A pre-construction rendering of Johnson Hall Photo Courtesy of UNIVERSITY COMMUNICATIONS changed their constitution and bylaws Producer/host Angela Elam works few favorite passages, and inspire the Library to create digital files of their interest to start bringing environmen- and added an ethics code. journal “New Letters,” New Letters on Aug. 24 the Air was recently nominated for a to continue the tradition that began listener’s imagination,” says the offi- library of past broadcasts. tal sustainability to UMKC’s campus. university is very committed to doing Herman and Dorothy Johnson legacy.” recognition in KC Business Magazine, 10:48 a.m. Car Accident This year they want to put more over 33 years ago. cial website. For more information on New “Around 2005, the Student Gov- whatever we can to stick to that reso- According to the UMKC Depart- and be presented with a banner for the focus on commuter students. SGA prestigious award. A driver was struck when he Announced in April of 2010, “I am very hopeful that we do win BBC Radio 4, RTE Radio 1 Letters on the Air, please go to http:// ernment Association passed a resolu- lution when possible,” Abell said. “We ment of Community and Public Af- exterior of the building, recognizing it attempted to turn from the will be streaming their meetings on the award,” Elam said. (Ireland) and Radio Television Hong www.newletters.org/onTheAir.asp. tion requesting that all future UMKC are really excited about this award, and relelase: as an 2010 EDC Cornerstone Awards their website so students have greater New Letters on the Air could possibly wrong lane on 52nd and Oak. take the prize in the Culture and The show is a half-hour radio show Kong all hope to claim the prize. [email protected] buildings adhere to LEED-certifica- we hope many of the students living “The residence hall will be featured Finalist.” access to the meetings. They also will supplemental to the literary quarterly Elam and producer Denis Conrow tion standards. This was the first- fa in Johnson recognize the unique op- on September 30 at the EDC’s annual 2:55 p.m. Car Accident host “Commuter Connection” events Arts category for the 2010 New [email protected] York ’s International Radio magazine called “New Letters,” now submitted an anthology of past cility built after that resolution. The portunity that they have to further the awards program, receive special Vehicles backing out at the throughout the year. same time struck each other in SGA plans to host dances, the the Oak Place parking garage. Robert F. Kennedy , ice cream socials and other events to be 3:07 p.m. Information announced. The driver of a vehicle claimed Their biggest event coming up is the another vehicle struck hers at Robot Dance, which is cosponsored the Rockhill parking structure. by University Libraries and is inspired by the newly installed robotic sorting Aug. 25 system at the Miller Nichols Library. 3:18 p.m. Information SGA is trying to break the Guinness UMKC recognized for sustainablity A party in the library got World Record for the most people angry when the desk refused dancing robotically at once. The to hold his bags at the current record is 429, set by Whitgift Miller Nichols Library. Independent School in London. 4:05 p.m. Assisting As for new technology, SGA set Johanna Poppel UMKC is one of the top 100 on tunities for students to become envi- and even more projects are planned A staff member returned to her up new chambers located in the new Contributing Writer their list of 162 “cool schools.” The Si- ronmentally friendly. UMKC hired a for the fall. vehicle to find it damaged. Student Union with microphones and erra Club sent out an application ask- full time sustainability coordinator to “We received a grant from Clean boardroom sense to stream meetings Over the past few years, a growing ing questions about the school’s sus- keep up with all of the campus’s projects. Cities and we are buying an electric- live more easily. They also adopted a Aug. 26 concern to be kind to the environment tainability efforts and UMKC earned “ We are recycling 53 percent of our powered truck to pick up recycling,” 4:00 p.m. Hit and run clicker system so students can key in the 95th spot out of 162 applications. waste. We also compost on campus Johnston said. swept the nation. A student returned to his votes and stay anonymous. The applications ask about many and we recycle our construction waste. “Also, we need to put in more bike Companies have begun using re- car and found damage and The initiatives this year will include aspects of sustainability such as waste There is a lot going on,” Johnston said. racks; more and more students are cycled materials to manufacture their a note regarding the hit and free transportation, green movements, management, transportation, food UMKC has two LEED certified bringing their bikes to campus. The products; Frito Lay even created a run at parking lot 47. event sponsorship and focus on the biodegradable chip bag for their and even the classes UMKC offers. buildings on campus and a student- awareness is there,” Johnston said. urban community. Sunchips brand. Big-name companies “In years past, UMKC wasn’t even run community garden behind the Contact Kaye Johnston for more 4:42 p.m. Noise Disturbance SGA wants to work with Boys and are not alone on the journey to better invited to fill out the application. education building. information on joining UMKC’s Officers responded to a loud Girls Town and Big Brothers and Big the environment. Last April we could, and it was really UMKC also participated in a sustainability efforts. party on 53rd and Rockhill. Sisters of Kansas City to promote The Sierra Club, the oldest and nice we could do that,” UMKC’s competition called Recycle Mania For more information on the Sierra 4:47 p.m. Injury college attendance. SGA has yet to set largest environmental advocate Sustainability Coordinator R. Kaye and placed 8th out of 200 colleges Club, go to www.sierraclub.org. A student dislocated his dates for these events, but will keep organization in the United States, Johnston said. on March 27, 2010. “We have saved You can also learn about UMKC’s shoulder during a class at the students posted for updates. “UMKC started beginning their $80,000 on waste by recycling,” effors for sustainability by visiting From left: Work-study Max Mosley, Producer/Host Angela Elam, Technical Editor Annie Walsh, Producer Dennis Conrow Photo MARK LINVILLE recently recognized UMKC as one of Performing Arts Center. For more information on SGA, visit the top 100 sustainable universities sustainability efforts nine years ago,” Johnston said. www.umkc.edu/sustainability.asp. www.umkc.edu/sga. nationwide. Johnston said. There is so much that UMKC is [email protected] [email protected] UMKC offers a variety of oppor- doing to become more sustainable, 4 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 2

Freshman on a path to success Amy Johnson Copy Editor Club in high school, Suljic continued to share with others the appreciation she has for other cultures and the way they Amra Suljic, a UMKC Freshman, recently recieved the exchange information and ideas. Our Voice Our Country scholarship. Suljic also helped transform ideas into action on the By winning the scholarship, Suljic recieved $1,000 Junior Executive Council, a form of student government, toward her tuition. at Park Hill. With a major in communications studies and a minor in When it came time to think about college, Suljic spent German, Suljic aims to become heavily involved in student many hours volunteering at elementary schools and activities. clothing closets to gain hours for the A+ program. A recent Park Hill High School graduate, Suljic is The A+ School Program provides qualified students from still undecided about her second major; which could be designated A+ high schools the opportunity to further their psychology or political science. education at a community college, and other participating Suljic has four years of experience at Park Hill working as universities for free or at a reduced rate. lead anchor of the Trojan TV News and was the President Over the summer, Suljic took advantage of her time of the TV Broadcast club. This experience allowed Suljic to spent volunteering and attended Maple Woods community attend the National Journalism Convention in Washington, college, knocking out some pre-requisite hours allowed for D.C. last year. an ambitious first college semester. This taste of the real-world journalism industry only In preparation for attending UMKC, Suljic put her fueled the 18-year old’s drive to mold her own college communication skills to the test with a series of essays, experience. garnering such awards as the Parkville Legion Post While many new and transferring students to UMKC scholarship and UMKC Leadership award. may focus simply on locating their classes properly, Suljic Suljic demonstrated her ability to transform ideas into looked at her grander plans. workable solutions and actions. “My goals at UMKC are to have a high GPA, get involved For the Our Voice Our Country scholarship, Suljic with a lot of activities, make a lot of new friends and expounded on the problem of organ donor shortage and graduate,” Suljic said. how to solve it. Suljic’s passion for journalism and mass media So, what does this future UMKC success story plan to communication began at a young age. keep herself busy with while living on campus? Suljic plans “I was born in Bosnia, and then my family moved to to join many student organizations including: Mock trial, Germany where they stayed for seven years before returning SIFE, a sorority, newspaper and radio. to Kansas City, Missouri,” Suljic said. Being fluent in three languages, this young collegian will Suljic has always been proud of her rich ethnic history be sure to build bridges of understanding between students and background living abroad and in the U.S. and staff alike. Amra Suljic Photo courtesy Amra Suljic As a German tutor and member of the Foreign Exchange [email protected] APC cancels foam party Mark Linville Asst. News Editor “UMKC always wants its students to have a good time,” Randolph said. “We need to make sure that the good time For many years, the UMKC Activity Programs Council is also a safe time.” (APC) has sponsored the annual foam party as a part of the Many students wonder if APC will ever have a foam fall Welcome Week. party in the future. However, this year, APC has decided it would end the “Whether another foam party is held in the future is UMKC tradition and focus on more educational and really up to the students and the executive board of APC,” beneficial events for the UMKC population. APC’s motive for cancelling the foam party is a current “UMKC always wants its students to have a subject floating around campus. good time. We need to make sure that the good There is a laundry list of reasons why APC decided to time is also a safe time.” cancel the event. Safety precautions and facility violations were the Randolph said. “It is also dependent on whether the safety deciding factors. concerns can be properly managed.” “While the foam dance was quite popular with students, The students who attended the foam in the past it also posed a number of safety concerns for our students,” have some thoughts of their own. Lashondra Randolph, coordinator for student life activities “I think it’s stupid for APC to cancel the foam party, said. because it was a good time. Everyone came out and enjoyed In past years, many safety issues arose while the event it,” sophomore Jacob Ortner said. “Last year it seemed like took place. they had it under control.” “I thought the foam party was terrible because people The Student Government Association (SGA) is were doing rude things in the foam and people were tentatively sponsoring a foam party of their own. However, sexually harassing others, it was just really creepy to me,” that won’t happen until April. Junior Jocelyn Walker said. APC is hopeful all students will enjoy the events planned Despite the presence of the University of Missouri- for the 2010 Welcome Week despite the foam party Kansas City PD and several APC staff members, there were cancellation. several safety concerns that couldn’t be avoided. For more information on APC or for scheduled events, Non-UMKC students would enter the foam; many were please go to www.apcactivities.com. random people from the Kansas City streets. [email protected] Foam party in University Playhouse Photo courtesy University Communications Aug. 30, 2010 CULTURE 6 Aug. 30, 2010 CULTURE 7 ‘The Producers’ Artist Profile: Devin Rumley light up the Starlight

Jillian Schleiden with the groaner puns and physical humor Copy Editor throughout the show. The great music and constant jokes mean, unlike with some more In typical Mel Brooks style, “The intimate shows, theatre-lovers on a budget Producers” opened with a burst of song and can enjoy the show as much with $10 tickets bawdy jokes. as $85 dollar tickets. “The Producers” tells the story of Max ‘The Producers’ is a very fun, irreverent Bialystock, a failing Broadway producer, and nod to a different era,” Edwards said. “A lot of Leo Bloom, a neurotic accountant, as they humor and great music.” seek to make millions on Broadway’s biggest For those show-goers unfamiliar with Mel flop. Brooks, the use of exaggerated stereotypes Soon after teaming up, they’re joined by and racial, sexual, and religious slams Ulla, the well-endowed Swedish secretary could be offensive. A half-dozen characters and singer. Franz Liebkind then sticks comprise a kind of gay harem for director around to keep close tabs on the duo when Roger De Bris. Replete with limp wrists, they buy his play, “Springtime for Hitler.” bondage outfits and trilling voices, the Everything seems set to fail perfectly humor of the piece “Keep it Gay” banks on when the play’s Hitler really breaks a leg. the audience’s sympathy for Bloom, who is Then Bialystock and Bloom must figure out terrified of gay men. what to do when they have to pay back all the Similarly, the occasional joke about black investors in Broadway’s greatest success. people in 1950’s New York (and the far less The show got off to a rough start, though occasional joke about Jewish people in 1950’s most in the audience seemed forgiving and New York) could offend anyone unaware still enjoyed the jokes. of Brooks’ policy: to mock everything and Intonation problems, inconsistent accents anyone with relish and abandonment. and falling dancers plagued the first two On a lighter note, the creative freedom numbers. By the time Bialystock and Bloom granted the performers during the show ‘Elephant’ created by Devin Rumley Photo courtesy Devin Rumley agreed to make the play, though, both music means, between improvisations and written and choreography were sailing smoothly. jokes, the comedy is constant. Bailey Wilson Staff Writer took of an elephant. Another of her prized pieces is a portrait of Guy Berryman, the “I really like the constant banter between “There are many elements from the “I love animals,” she said. bassist for the band Coldplay, done entirely by hand in small dots. characters,” Sarah Jones, a Starlight regular original play and the movie,” Marty Thomas Freshman Devin Rumley, a self-proclaimed art history buff, However, she draws her inspiration from a source much bigger Rumley admits to spending over 50 hours on the piece. said. “The dancing seems a little less fun than said, an actor in the show and a UMKC doesn’t know exactly why she loves art. than an elephant. An art history major, Rumley’s dream is to teach art at the col- other plays I’ve seen here. But that’s ok.” alumn, “The amount of creativity we get to “There’s something about the act of creating that just draws me. “I’ve seen so many negative things in this world, and I draw my legiate level or become a museum curator. Musical Director Anthony Edwards was unleash with our characters creates a unique No pun intended,” she said with a laugh. creativity out of that. My art conveys my feelings, but also the real- “There’s something about taking what you know and sharing it more enthusiastic about the show. Edwards show.” Digital design is her medium of choice. ity of society as a whole,” she said. with others,” she said. “It’s so gratifying.” feels the players and musicians are doing Overall, the show is wonderful, and “It’s a way to express myself without the limits of paper,” she Rumley describes her work as “mysterious,” but it’s no mystery She attributes her first interest in art to a high school teacher. great after only seven days of rehearsal before drew great bursts of laughter and constant said, though she added she “loves the feel of charcoal.” her art is amazing. She has been featured in many different galler- “Art is not about being creative, it’s about expressing yourself,” a “difficult and demanding show.” chuckles from the audience. Adobe Photoshop is Rumley’s canvas and paint, while animals ies, including the Overland Park Convention Center. she said, smiling. “It’s a big show, [with] lots of dance,” With an open mind and an ear for great are her star subjects. Her personal favorite piece is a portrait she A number of her pieces have even been sold to admiring buyers. [email protected] Edwards said. “It’s very fun to watch.” music, just about anyone could love “The The orchestra kept the musical goose- Producers.” stepping along at a boisterous pace. Big [email protected] Photo Courtesy starlight.com band and jazzy numbers paired perfectly A KC native “For Good”

Greta Moore Staff Writer ple together and to bring great reminds me of Mikal because Mikal of her body into the performance. The UMKC Connection things out of them.” actually came first. There were really audience, I think, loved it,” Scott East- Friday night, Aug. 27, saw the re- The ensemble featured Shapiro on soulful moments and she always belts erday, UMKC alumni and musician Jillian Schleiden Copy Editor Marty returned to Kansas City several times in the following his career. lease of Kansas City native Mikal Sha- guitar and vocals, Rachel Gaither on out from her heart you can feel it from said. “She is just really expressive, she decades, moving back in 1999 to work with the Repertory “It’s very exciting work,” Edwards said. “I love to do it.” piro’s CD, “For Good.” wurlizter organ, violin, eggshaker and her soul at times. It was really moving.” has great melodies; I like to see her Marty Thomas plays five smaller roles in The Producers, but Theatre and attend UMKC’s Bloch School of Business. Edwards said Starlight is the only venue where he doesn’t Her album also features many other clavi, Kasey Rausch on upright bass Shapiro has performed in Kansas live.” he says Starlight Theatre played the starring spot in introducing “I loved my time at UMKC,” Thomas said. “It was one of the conduct from the keyboard. Kansas City musicians, who all played and rainstick, Shane Ogren on key- City most of her life. Over the years her Shapiro’s music comes from a deep him to the world of acting. best years of my life.” “It’s great fun,” Edwards said, “You get to play and lead all these in ensemble at the Crosstown Station board, wurlitzer organ and electric music has developed with her. place within her emotions and psyche. Thomas lived in Kansas City and New York growing up, Thomas is happy for the opportunity “The Producers” gave musicians at the same time.” on Friday. guitar, David Renier on banjo and “I’ve known Mikal for a long time “I had the pleasure of speaking traveling between the two fairly frequently. him to return to KC and see his family. He’s also glad to be back For “The Producers,” Edwards conducts an 18-piece orchestra. “I think tonight was kind of electric guitar, Emily Tummins on har- and her song writing has really devel- with her regarding the material of In 1977, 11-year-old Thomas acted in the Starlight production at Starlight. And when the musicians have fun, everybody else has fun, a super-band,” attendee Nathan mony vocals, and Beth Tumminsson oped and she has really developed as a the album, and she claimed this of “Annie.” He enjoyed acting and impressed a few of the main “It’s a glamorous theatre,” Thomas said. including him, Edwards said. Sutton said. “There were more harmony vocals. musician. She’s really reached a level of was a break-up album. She had players. Anthony Edwards’ passion for music is as evident in his “The orchestra is fabulous,” Edwards said. “The ‘I Wanna Be A people on stage than I have seen Together these artists brought influ- maturity by working with other musi- some inspiration I guess, from Danielle Finley, who played Annie, liked Thomas and put him list of clients—four theatres and a church-- as in his vivacioius Producer’ montage is really fun to conduct…the orchestra gets a before. Mikal was so energized ences of rock, folk, country, celtic, and cians that is really impressive but also [the past] year of her life. I won’t and his mother in touch with her agent. The agent convinced conducting during “The Producers.” kick out of playing it.” by playing with people that she alternative styles. very accessible,” friend Mary Ware go into details because I don’t them to visit New York again and audition for some parts on Edwards grew up and earned his degree in Tennessee. Besides working at Starlight, Edwards is musical director really loved playing with that the “She’s normally a solo or with one or said. know them. But I was really im- Broadway. Afterward he moved to Kansas City to pursue his Masters in for American Heartland Theatre, Unicorn Theatre, All Souls whole thing really gelled well to- two other folks,” alumni Phillip Robin- Shapiro has a strong following of pressed. I am always impressed Thomas got a role in a local show, so his mother moved to piano performance from the UMKC Conservatory. Unitarian Universalist Church and EPIC Entertainment. gether. son said. “It was good to see the strings fans who watch her performances of- with Mikal,” Robinson said. New York with him to allow him a career in acting. While at UMKC, Edwards took a position as a professional Edwards also just started working as adjunct professor in the It was a bigger sound than as well as the electric coordinated. I’m ten. “She’s a community builder, she re- “My mom just packed up and moved with me,” Thomas said. music director through connections at the conservatory. He theatre department at UMKC. she normally has and that was a really impressed. “I’ve been looking forward to her ally brings people together,” Ware said. “She supported my entire career.” enjoyed the job so much he stayed in Kansas City to continue [email protected] good result. I think the addition There were aspects of tonight that CD release for a long time. I’ve seen For information about purchasing a of the slide guitar sections were reminded me, actually I should say it her play a lot and I was looking forward CD, email [email protected]. really good. I think Mikal has a the other way around, Regina Spektor to seeing this show. She puts so much [email protected] Mikal Shapiro Photo courtesy Mikal Shapiro really fine ability to bring peo- 8 CULTURE Vol. 78, Issue 2 Aug. 30, 2010 CULTURE 9 Free forum open mic at Coda Mark Linville Asst. News Editor In today’s society, many teens rebel “I got it on my left shoulder to keep against their parents’ will and most myself closer to God and my heritage,” Greta Moore Staff Writer wanted to pick a night where we could bring as much variety to a times behind their backs. Re said. show as possible,” owner Ann Marie Wilms Tutko said. “We are one UMKC student Anthony Re got his Though Re had good intentions for of the most unique because we do a little bit of everything and that's The Thursday night “Free Form” open mic at Coda is a place to first tattoo when he was sixteen. getting his tattoo, he got it without his what we like about it. You never know who's gonna walk in the door.” hone your performing talents. His parents knew nothing of his tat- parent’s permission. The atmosphere and seating of Coda is very personal. It can help Coda is located at 19th and Broadway. The open-mic begins at too, which depicts a Celtic rosary that It wasn’t until after getting the cross a performer learn about audience dynamics in live performance. 9:30 p.m. There is no charge for admission. was given to on his shoulder that When you are not performing, it is also a place to make new friends. “This is one of the few places you can go to expose yourself... emo- him as a gift. Re found out his “Open mics are good because it really helps with the develop- tionally... and still feel judged... in a good way... not guilty,” Teague “My mother “It wasn’t until after getting the parents hate tat- ment, especially at this open mic. You can do things here that you Hayes said, comedian and host of the open mic. bought me a cross on his shoulder that Re toos. couldn't do at a comedy club open mic. It's a real intimate feel and Being a “Free Form” open mic means it is open to performers of Celtic rosary for found out his parents really hate “I finally got the vibe, and I feel like you can connect with people here a little bit more tattoo comedy, music, poetry, improv, dance and anything else you can my 13th birth- tattoos.” courage to show because they are so close,” comedian Alan Grafton said. imagine. This is a great opportunity for students of the performing day,” Re said. “I my parents my ink Even if you have never been on stage before, you are still welcome arts to practice what they learn. got this tattoo on Christmas Eve,” to try at Coda. A little taste of fame never hurt anyone, but it can “This is our profession practiced in the real world,” said Thoma- for her as a keepsake and to show my Re said. have severe effects on performers, whether amateur or professional. sena Armstrong, a masters student in education. “I think that open appreciation.” Some teens probably wouldn’t live “You ever watch 'Behind the Music' and you hear those people mic definitely reinforces that practice makes perfect. You need prac- “When I came to UMKC, I kept my to open their Christmas presents the talking about, 'Man, you get in front of a sold out crowd and you feel tice to make it in the real world and this is absolutely where UMKC Celtic rosary hanging in my car from next morning, but Re got a pleasant that energy, it's like a tidal wave.' I now know what they are talking students should go to practice our arts.” my rear view mirror.” surprise. about,” said Hayes. The variety show aspect of the Coda open mic was a purposeful He used the rosary as a good luck “To my surprise, they were very Coda Bar and Grill is located at 1744 Broadway Blvd. Kansas City, action to create a great audience experience as well. No matter what charm. supportive of my tattoo and respected MO. formerly Jilly's. For more information about open mic or other your entertainment taste, you will be intrigued by what you see. “At every football game and track what I had done to my body and my events, call (816) 569-1747. “I think Kansas City is full of some great different talent and we [email protected] meet, I would hold my rosary and pray reasoning for doing it.” Teague Hayes on stage at open mic night Photo by Greta Moore for a victory,” Re said. Re plans to get another tattoo in the Anthony got the same rosary tat- near future, however, this time his par- tooed on his left shoulder to immor- ents are okay with it. talize the symbol. [email protected] CD Review

Mal Hartigan Contributing Writer point where the harmonies aren’t even harmo- different feels and genres. nies, but sound more like unprofessional disso- He proves himself to be an adequate and nance. versatile musician by spanning over many Upon hearing the name Cassidy Haley, I ini- Don’t get me wrong, dissonance has its place genres on a single album. Track 3, “Spindle,” tially assumed I would be reviewing a female in music, but it doesn’t sound like he’s doing it has an interesting electronic introduction, a musician softly strumming the acoustic guitar on purpose in the first song. It just sounds like change of pace from the first two songs. and singing in a sultry voice. he’s having problems maintaining the correct Track 4, “Whiskey in Churches,” has a However, when handed the CD, I saw the face slight country feel, which shows Cassidy of a man dotted with makeup and realized I was “He proves himself to be an Haley is not afraid to be adventurous with his already guessing on the wrong track. adequate and versatile musician music. Intrigued by how incorrect I already was, I Overall, the album isn’t a disaster and it anticipated listening to the entire album, “The by spanning over many genres on progresses nicely, making the listener feel as if Fool.” a single album.” they’ve completed a journey by the time they He enters with the first song, “The Fool, pitch. reach the end; however, Haley’s voice does Part 1”, spinning the classic piano with rain and As the CD progresses, though, it becomes ap- not particularly appeal to me. There are places thunder bursting in the background. The piano parent the instrumentation and the fresh new where I feel he’s singing completely out of key sounds soulful and calming, but upon hearing sounds of violins on track 2 make each song or where his voice is unnecessarily flat. If his his voice, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow. sound different. Cassidy Haley is not guilty of vocals were more polished, this album would It isn’t that he necessarily has a bad voice, but Cassidy Haley album cover Photo courtesy Google Images making an entire CD that sounds similar; in- be worth another look. he harmonizes with himself awkwardly to the stead, the CD progresses and swaps over into [email protected]

BTW Anessa Phillips Contributing Writer Apple Juice, Green Tea, PCP- Can You Tell The Difference? On August 24, 2010 KCTV 5 reported there has been a rise in the circulation of the drug PCP in also be dyed various colors. the metro area. The kicker? The drug may appear to be apple juice or green tea. The use of the drug can cause seizures, coma or death. According to KCTV 5, “Kansas City police The drug is easily identifiable by its unpleasant smell, according to the National Drug Intelligence said they have stepped up their game to combat the drug.” Center. PCP, also referred to as Angel Dust, smells like burnt rubber and bad body odor. For more information about PCP, visit www.justice.gov. PCP is a bitter-tasting, white, crystalline powder that easily dissolves in water or alcohol. It can

New Printing Quota The printing quota has been reduced from five dollars to two dollars and 50 cents a week. At five notes on my computer because it’s faster and more efficient for me.” cents per page for black and white prints, that’s 50 pages per week. When compared with other universities, UMKC’s printing quota is substantial. According to Dr. According to Eric Grospitch, vice chancellor for student involvement, this reduction has been Grospitch, both K-State and KU have quotas of 100 pages per semester. anticipated since 2008. The money once used to fund paper is now being redistributed toward stronger wireless signals He said, “When it was suggested that the quota be reduced two years ago, the SGA (Student on campus and technological upkeep and upgrades in the classrooms. Government Association) thought it would be too huge of a reduction since the quota was 150 Although there is a quota, there is no limit to what or how much you can print. If you use all of pages per week at that time.” your pages for the week, you can add money on your One Card and continue printing. Dr. Grospitch said the pharmacy and medical students may be most impacted by the reduction For general information about printing or to check your printing quota, visit http://libguides. because their instructors usually require them to print slide shows. library.umkc.edu/printing. Third year medical student Jalaj Ahuja will not be affected by the reduction. He said, “I take [email protected] 10 CULTURE Vol. 78, Issue 2 Aug. 30, 2010 CULTURE 11 Lots of laughs Jill Schleiden Giggle out loud. For those of us too flirtatious to just laugh out loud, or Copy Editor Top 10 places to eat around campus GOL to use the last generation’s internet slang. Dating 101: In the time-crunch world of Laughing my butt off. Ow? Alia Salam Contributing Writer soup, salad, shrimp (yes, you want than on a Monday night, when their 4G internet and “qwerty” key- LMBO Fiorella’s Jack Stack 4. Korma Sutra the yellow sauce), rice, veggies, and a sushi is only $1. Not a big sushi fan? board-equipped phones, every saved second matters. If you have the time, the money and 2. Barbecue 4113 Pennsylvania Avenue bowl of sherbert, all for around $12, No worries, their teriyaki chicken is Laughing hysterically in public. Isn’t this why Xanax was invented? the means, it’s great to eat off campus. so it’s pretty hard to leave hungry. The excellent as well. Abbreviations and new ac- LHIP 4747 Wyandotte Street Have a few hours between classes? ronyms, like those to the right, There are so many local restaurants, atmosphere is great, and with the free Alive and smiling. For when your mom texts you late Friday night, ranging from Indian to Chinese to Kansas City is renowned for its Grab a couple friends and stop by entertainment provided by the cooks, certainly speed things up and What’s wrong 9. Lamar’s Donuts AAS hasn’t heard from you in a month, and is LHIP. Korma Sutra for their amazing lunch you’re sure to have a good time. Just easier to text under your desk Italian to Middle Eastern. Because of barbecue, known as the “barbecue  this, it’s almost impossible to create a capital of the world.” Therefore, it’s buffet. This Indian cuisine offers a be sure you’re ready to catch a flying 3395 Main Street . list of ten places to eat around campus. only to include Jack Stack in my list vast variety of dishes, and a pretty shrimp! The only downside? No free Hands-down one of the best donut [email protected] PTL Praise the Lord. Hey, pastors text too you know. But lo and behold, it’s been done. In of top ten places to eat around campus. nice vegetarian fare too. No time in refills, so drink slowly. places in Kansas City, Lamar’s is so between classes? Take it to go! You’ll with routine? no particular order, the top ten locally With their so smoky, tender, and delicious that even Jay Leno himself owned places to eat around campus delicious barbecue, it was hard to love the free extras they give you, like 7. Jerusalem Café called Lamar the undisputed “King of Christian Rose Staff Writer I believe all things that happen are that won’t burn a hole in your wallet narrow down the best picks, but the as dessert and chai tea. Donuts.” Their cake donuts can’t be for a larger purpose and are somehow this semester. burnt end sandwich and pork ribs are 431 Westport Road beat. The only complaint I have is that Growing up, we lived in an average set into motion to instruct us to live two “must haves” at Jack Stack. After 5. Muddy’s If you’re looking for authentic they don’t accept credit or debit cards, house in a pretty average town. the life that we are meant to live. Joe’s Pizza - Buy the visiting, you’ll understand why it’s one 318 E 51st Street Mediterranean food, you have to try so bring cash. The town of Prestonsburg, Ky., was In losing my life of “ordinary,” I learned to expect the extraordinary. 1. Slice of the highest-rated barbeque joints in Jerusalem Café. Words can’t describe not large enough to be a full-fledged the nation. If you have a couple minutes to how good the food is here. Their gyro Kin Lin Chinese city, but was not really small enough to Because I took one step into the 4058 Pennsylvania Avenue spare, stop by Muddy’s, a local coffee sandwiches are to-die-for and they make it one of those quaint little towns abyss of uncertainty, I now not only shop with a personality of its own. The 10. Restaurant Accurso's Italian have some of the best hummus I’ve you might see on postcards and make expect exceptional, I anticipate Located in the back of Kelly’s in baristas are extremely knowledgeable you think of places like Mayberry. amazing. Westport, Joe’s Pizza is definitely one 3. ever tasted. Plus, where else can you 314 E 51st Street Restaurant and as friendly as can be. Their coffee enjoy a cup of fresh-squeezed mango Our town had a couple movie Had I not left those things that were of Kansas City’s best-kept secrets. Last but not least, we have Kin Lin. is fresh and their pastry case is always juice? The portion sizes here are theatres, a few strip malls, three usual, I would have known just how Open until 3 a.m. every night, it’s nice 4980 Main Street A UMKC favorite, it’s practically on full of tempting deserts. Muddy's even incredible, so be sure to sit and let it all McDonalds’ and even a Wal-Mart. unusual I am. to grab a huge slice of fresh pizza after If you love Italian food, Accurso’s is campus. If you’re running low on cash, offers 50 cent refills on any of their digest with a little hookah. It was a place devoid of any claim to I love watching scary movies but a long night out on the town. definitely the way to go. Many “mom specialty drinks. Can’t beat that. Kin Lin is the place to go, with hearty fame. then I have to sleep with a night light Be sure to grab the little bottle and pop” joints come and go, but 8. Friends Sushi lunch specials running around $5. You There wasn’t a giant of yarn because I am terrified of the dark. of honey sitting next to you at the Accurso’s has stayed solid for over Gojo Japanese Steak can’t beat their wonton soup, and they that beaconed to motorists passing I can spin both my arms all the way counter and drizzle it over your 30 years. The garlic bread is endless, 6. 1808 W 39th Street have some of the best crab rangoon through to stop in and snap photos. around at the elbow and then bend pizza. Seriously, it sounds gross, but I their salads are bigger than your head, House I’ve ever had. Another bonus? They If you’re craving sushi, Friends is It wasn’t the birthplace of some them at the same time. promise you’ll never look back. With and their chicken spiedini is one-of-a- 4163 Broadway Street deliver. celebrity that came back from time to I love being the center of attention only three tables, the atmosphere is kind. Be sure to save room for dessert, the place to go. Not only do they have Starving? This is the place to go. some of the best sushi in Kansas City, [email protected] time to get back in touch with their and after years of never telling anyone a little crowded, but it’s always fun to because their tiramisu is like nothing roots. how I really felt, I have somehow sit outside and watch the passersby in you’ve ever had. You won’t regret your Tons of delicious food, all reasonably their servers are attentive and friendly. priced. Each entry comes with a There’s no better time to stop by The people that lived in our town found my voice. Westport. visit to Accurso’s. were not rich. This boy from normal has They had ordinary jobs and led discovered phenomenal, fabulous and ordinary lives. stupendous and now refuses anything My friends, being born to average less than marvelous. Recipe: Italian summer salad parents, were, of course, average as well. Although an ongoing work in I was surrounded by average folk progress, I am an amazing reflection of Diane Balagna Staff Writer that did nothing overly extraordinary divine perfection. on a day-to-day basis. The only thing that is still ordinary They got up, went to work, came is that everyday is full of infinite So, it’s still hot outside. Looking for something light but still filling with lots of textures home and lived quiet lives behind opportunities for new experiences, and flavors? Toss this together tonight for a bright, hearty, tasty meal: picket fences that lined manicured new lessons and new insights. Salad Ingredients: lawns mowed every Saturday. I will not be your cliché. Dole Spring Lettuce Mix (or your favorite bag of salad) Surrounded by all this ordinary, I will not be your version of what 1 pint cherry tomatoes, halved there was never any expectation to be you think I should be. 8 oz cubed summer sausage or ham (optional) anything else than just that. I will not be labeled by your ½ cup sliced almonds Ordinary. Average. Everyday. conventions and traditions. 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese While there is absolutely nothing With all the wonder and awe around Dressing: wrong with any of those things me, I, like so many others, am asked to collectively, I grew up believing that I comply with conformity, to somehow Juice of ½ lemon (2-3 tablespoons) was just that. settle for common…lamentably, most 6 tablespoons olive oil I was not tall or short. others do. Italian spices (basil, garlic, oregano, etc.) I was not especially gifted at sports, In dating, too many people settle Salt and pepper to taste but was never the last picked. too many times for the less than I was never on the honor roll, but fabulous, less than splendid person Layer salad ingredients in a large bowl. Whisk dressing ingredients together in a small managed to do alright academically. designed to bring out the very best in bowl. Pour dressing over salad and toss just before serving. There is something comforting in who they are. For dessert, have a scoop of your favorite ice cream or sorbet. My favorite is Haagen- ordinary. It somehow feels safe. But to those that ask this of me, I Daaz’s creamy mango sorbet. Cheers! [email protected] It wasn’t until my ordinary existence simply say, “No.” unraveled I realized how mundane [email protected] mediocrity really is.

Brian Sanders Staff Writer Weird Personals Tiny Frog News Researchers say they've found a new kind of frog that might be the smallest such amphibian living outside the Americas. Lonely newspaper seeking friends The pea-sized frog, dubbed Microhyla nepenthicola, measures between 10.6 and 12.8 millimeters in length, making it small enough to live inside puddles that accumulate in pitcher plants in the forests of the Southeast Asian island. Enjoys informing, entertainment, and sharing Woman’s Pants Too Low!? opinions, likes all food all the time, has weight A state judge in New Orleans sentenced a woman to 10 days in jail because she wore low-riding shorts in a courtroom. issues - a little text heavy, looking for textual ex- Kimberly Senette, 23, was held in direct contempt of court on Aug. 19 because her shorts showed off “her panties and the top of her buttocks,”www.aol.com says. ploration. Care to join me on Facebook? [email protected] 12 SPORTS Vol. 78, Issue 2 Aug. 30, 2010 SPORTS 13 Women Underway Ashley Gann is anything but kicking back Lydia Strong Staff Writer a baseball team and I grew up playing base- ball with the boys,” Gann said. “At one point I When Ashley Gann first picked up soccer, she couldn’t do it anymore, and I had to find an out- was 10. let. I tried softball, but it was too slow for me. So She fell in love with the game. But back then, I picked up soccer. It was just something to do, it was just a way to hang out and kick back while but I fell in love with it.” kicking the ball around. Gann started playing competitively in junior Today, Gann is anything but kicking back on high and continued throughout high school. the field. She means business. Before joining the UMKC Kangaroos, the Lee’s “I am definitely out there for the game,” Gann Summit native also played for the KC Com- said. “I try to push hard and give it 110 percent ets. through the time that I am out there.” Since high school, Gann has worn the num- Gann is a freshman at UMKC and so far she ber 16 on her jersey. But in her early years, she has played three games for the Kangaroos and played with the number 9 in honor of her child- has scored in two of them. hood inspiration, Mia Hamm. Coach Anita Rodriguez originally consid- Today, Gann’s biggest inspiration is her little ered Gann for a defensive midfield position, the sister. Six years apart, the siblings started playing freshman said. But after training with the team, soccer the same year. Gann moved to the attacking midfield. “My sister started with her coach and I started “If needed, I can definitely play defensive with my coach. And we kind of evolved with it,” midfield,” Gann said. “But I really like to attack. I Gann said. “She loves soccer. I see her passion love to push forward and work with the forward. for the game. I want to be the best I can in her I am really good in the eyes.” air. I can get up, and I In fact, Gann’s motiva- love to head the ball.” “If you are working too tion comes from her fam- The move paid off. On ily and her friends. Photo courtesy UMKC Athletics 2010-11 women’s soccer team Aug. 18, Gann scored hard to impress someone “It’s my family and one goal in an exhibi- else, you’ve lost sight of the my friends who are out Brian Sanders Staff Writer This team has the players, though the best way for a school to win is for the women to come togeth- tion game against Rock- there to watch me. Those er and work as a team, because there are 11 on the field at one time. This doesn’t allow for a one-man hurst. And on Aug. 21, game and of what you’re are the people that en- two of the women’s soccer season is getting underway. show. Teamwork will be the most important part of this season. UMKC will look to finish the games the midfielder scored courage me,” Gann said. The inaugural season of UMKC women’s soccer was, as can be expected from a startup program, a the way they started, playing at full speed 100 percent of the time. her (and the team’s) first out there for.” “They are dedicated to rough one. Only one victory in the season was tough to swallow. “Last year we didn’t finish games the way we started; that’s why we had two overtime games last collegiate goal in the reg- come to every game and Now with the start of a new year, there is a feeling of determination and strength that didn’t perme- season,” Rodriguez said. ular season opener against Valparaiso. to watch me when they can. That is really my en- ate the team as last year. Scheduling is crucial to all factors of a team. With an ample supply of women’s soccer teams within Gann always aims to play a clean game. couragement.” The squad, as a whole, is strong from a demanding physical training regimen that began as soon as a five hour driving radius, it is easy to locate opposition and not over-reach the school budget for trav- “I only had one yellow card my whole life,” Gann also draws her mental strength from her last season ended. This was to make the women grow in preparation for a conference where only the el. The largest non-conference oppositions that go up against the Lady Roo's are Drake and Creigh- Gann said. “It’s because I am smart with my teammates. The midfielder surrenders her- ath strong will survive. ton from the Missouri Valley Conference, as well as the Summit League conference teams from Oral tackle. I go in for the ball, not to hurt someone. letic goals to the team’s needs. “The players had to pass our assigned physical fitness tests,” Head Coach Anita Rodriguez said. Roberts, Oakland, North Dakota State, South Dakota State, and Indiana Purdue- University of Fort I try my best not to have a late tackle or go in “I want to be there for the team. I don’t set per- “This is Division 1, after all.” Wayne. after the play.” sonal goals because then I get overconfident or I Tactically, the team will be looking to use a 4-3-3 formation. This includes four defenders, consist- The 2010 season has already gotten under way with a dramatic 3-2 loss to former conference op- But sometimes Gann has to risk a penalty to get nervous,” Gann said. “We do it all together.” ing of two central defenders and two fullbacks, three midfielders consisting of a central, right and left ponent Valparaiso at the Durwood Soccer Stadium. It was a difficult way to start the season as UMKC win a tackle. To play a good game, the team has to have midfielder, and three forwards consisting of a central forward (target woman) and wingers on each had their opposition on the ropes but let off the gas which allowed Valparaiso to come back. “You got to go in with the whole body. If good chemistry and push together, Gann said. side of the forward. After Valparaiso, the women went on to a tough 2-0shutout versus South Dakota State on Friday. you’re gonna go easy, you’re gonna get hurt,” It’s not a place for an individual show off. This formation will allow the midfielders to play close together to help the defense and have the The Roos had 20 shots on a goal but couldn’t make a score. Gann Said. “If I am going after the ball and “If one person is trying to stand out, if one three attacking forward players spread out. This is a tactic used extensively by the Netherlands’ -na UMKC will assuredly be looking to make their mark this season and will be an interesting team to sprinting with a girl, yeah, I am going to shoul- person is trying to score all the goals, it’s not tional soccer team. follow. [email protected] der up with her. If she is loose (and falls) and I gonna work. It takes the whole team,” Gann said. get the penalty, so be it. But I am gonna go hard.” “If you are working too hard to impress someone Gann stumbled upon soccer almost by acci- else, you’ve lost sight of the game and of what dent. you’re out there for.” “When I was younger, my uncle coached [email protected] Volleyball: Setting up for a good season Freshman Ashley Gann Courtesy UMKC Athletics ball team itself also has high expectations for this season. Volleyball is very much a team game, in order for the team to be “I feel like our expectations are higher this year because we were effective, each player has to be willing to work together with one ranked third in the Summit League pre-season poll. We took on another. a challenge, [and] we are facing two teams from the Big Twelve, “Working with the team, with basketball or tennis, there really Kansas and K-State,” Coach Geno Frugoli said. “We know it’s go- is one person running the show. You have to have three touches on ing to be tough but it will raise our level of playing.” the ball, so volleyball is a team-oriented sport,” Schmidt said. Frugoli knows better than anyone what the volleyball team has Support from within the volleyball team alone will not be Sports Shorts By Kevin Bryce to offer and the potential the women on the team possess. enough. The team also needs support from students and adminis- Even though Frugoli has been coaching volleyball for 20 years, tration in order to fulfill their goals of victory. Men’s Soccer Sporting Events this will be his fourth season at UMKC. Administrative support for the volleyball team has increased The Summit League office ranked the men’s team as the favorite Men’s Soccer “I guess I should go celebrate my 20th anniversary with volley- this year. to win league last Monday. 9/1 Oregon State Kansas City (DSSRF) 7 p.m. ball,” Frugoli joked. “With the renovations of the new Swinney and the old Swinney, 9/4 Central Arkansas Kansas City (DSSRF) 7 p.m. Frugoli sees something great in the team, something that other which will be used as the girls’ practice court, we are getting a lot Cross Country Women’s Soccer teams will never have. of support from administration,” Frugoli said. This allows the team 9/3 Cleveland State Cleveland, Ohio 6 p.m. “This team is very hungry, and the program has been down for to grow as players on the field and players that represent UMKC. Both UMKC men’s and women’s cross country teams ranked 9/5 Youngston State Youngston, Ohio 11 p.m. a while, but everyone can be proud of it now. We are coming back, One thing held true between Frugoli, Knoche, and Schmidt: eighth in the Summit League by the cross country coaches poll and we are going to break records,” Frugoli said. student participation is needed. Volleyball on Thursday. South Dakota State was ranked to finish first on the 8/31 Kansas University Lawrence, Kan. 6:30 p.m. He believes that this season is a start to a new and even more “We definitely want more student participation. There are only men’s side and Southern Utah on the women’s side. Kelsey Knoche, Geno Frugoli, Holly Schmitt Photo by Kasim Hardaway profound volleyball team that will be serving up fierce games. 10 more home games left in the season,” Schmidt said. “We put the 9/3 Georgia Greely, Colo. 10 p.m. “We are making history here. We kinda all want to do that,” Fru- students right on the floor, which is a big advantage. They are right 9/3 Northern Colorado Greely, Colo. 7 p.m. goli said. there in the game, basically,” Frugoli said. Women’s Volleyball 9/4 Fairfield Greely, Colo. 2:30 p.m. Captains Kelsey Knoche and Holly Schmidt spoke about vol- Students can help cheer on the team court-side, where specta- 9/4 South Dakota Greely, Colo. 7 p.m. Kasim Hardaway Staff Writer leyball and how much the success of the team relies on all of its tors can feel the intensity within the game. The women traveled to the Arkansas Invitational this past Cross Country players. The women have stepped up their game each year. They run weekend. They fell to both Arkansas (3-1) and Stamford (3-0). 9/3 Hawkeye Invitational Iowa City, Iowa TBA The UMKC volleyball team has a great future ahead of them, “If someone has a bad game, other people pick it up. We work as more complex plays and are hitting practice harder. The future of but they went on to win their final match against Grambling (3- according to the Summit League pre-season poll that ranked the a team, we are all key players,” Holly Schmidt said. UMKC’s volleyball team looks limitless, and as Knoche said, “ev- 1). Junior Elizabeth Beck led the Roo’s with 38 kills and 6 service KC Royals team third for the league. “Everyone has been working really hard, and we have all the ery year it keeps getting better, the sky is the limit.” aces. 8/30-9/1 Texas Kansas City 7:10 p.m. As well as being ranked high, it is important to know the volley- right tools, we just need to put them together,” Knoche said. [email protected] [email protected] 9/3-5 Detroit Kansas City Varies 15 FORUM Vol. 78, Issue 2 A new year Get off my lawn!

Bri Ibanez Forum Editor Mark Linville Asst. News Editor

Just this May, I was aching to get out of So, is it just me or does it seem like every- school. one is getting younger these days? I had myriad things to look forward to: go- I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure some- ing to Arizona to visit some family, spending body else feels the same as me. the summer with my friends before they left I have never been the type of person to Newspaper for colleges of their own, hanging out with have pointless insecurities about things like Sassy my boyfriend and relaxing. I did all of those getting old, but damn it, this is ridiculous. things and more, but at some point in July, I Since I turned 21, no matter where I go, I began to long for school. have felt extremely old. I couldn’t wait to get back, but then I re- I am well aware there are billions of people membered that the world of learning I would who are older than me, and there are times soon be entering was completely unknown to when I mention this to older people to kind me. of see if they feel the same way. Seeking I had been stuck in my safe little world of I always hear the same thing: “Shut up, high school for four years, and the horribly you’re not old. I am way older than you! sheltered public school system for thirteen. What do you know about being old?” How could I suddenly get away from the I almost always respond by saying “We’re world that I had grown accustomed to? talking about me here, not you!” Sassy Staff All of my life, various family members, mother had signed me up for something. I’m getting old and it’s kind of weird being life. I lived independently from my family and family friends, and teachers told me college life Yes, it was something that I would be good at UMKC when most of the kids around me are had freedom. would be completely different than the school- at and would more than likely enjoy, but did 18 and 19 years old. The past is unattainable, which is what may ing I was receiving in B-town (Belton). my mother really have to sign up for me?!?! I I didn’t start feeling this way until I lived in cause people to regret and long for the unat- In addition to those people telling me stories could’ve done it all by myself, but no, she want- the Residence Halls for three very long years of tainable. and convincing me college would be different ed me to be the first on that list of names. my life. To me, that is human nature, the quest for were television shows that depicted college life I met with the Editor-in-Chief of the U-News the unattainable until the end. as a place where anyone is free to do whatever and was hired as Forum Editor, attended every Now I sound like a senile old man in this fo- Interested in working for U-News? they want, whenever they want. meeting, edited things (which is my favorite “Maybe it comes with age, complaining rum. “Gilmore Girls,” in particular, was where I thing in the whole world to do), and drove to to no one and hoping someone hears Maybe it comes with age, complaining to no got most of my ideas from. The life that Rory school in the summer more times than most you at the same time.” one and hoping someone hears you at the same Email us at [email protected] Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) led at college was an people like to think about, in order to work on time. interesting yet hectic one. She ran into frat the paper. Thus far, it was the best decision I’ve Living around freshmen that come to col- I know that being 22 is not old by any means, boys who ran around drunk and passing out in ever made for myself. lege and realize they have freedom does not and I do love the benefits of being “of age” in the dorms, the Life and Death Brigade, and a Despite the fact that I’ve only completed my help. They always, without fail, go freaking society, but the bummer aspect of it is the life slightly evil roommate. While “Gilmore Girls” first week of school, I’ve come to the conclu- crazy 24/7 in the halls of the dorm, screaming you had before as a kid and a teenager is gone. was my favorite show for many years, its depic- sion that college isn’t as scary as I thought. Put- and laughing as loud as they can until I have to No more watching cartoons, no more read- tion of college scared me. ting yourself in a new situation is exhilarating poke my head out the door at four in the morn- ing young adult novels, especially no more As late July approached and orientation grew and fun. Maybe the things we see on television ing and yell at them like an old man yelling at dyeing my hair black and definitely no more near, I was less and less excited about school about college aren’t what we should believe. the neighbor’s dog. wearing wallet chains like I used to do, for some than the days before. I dreaded orientation be- We shouldn’t feed into that depiction of col- I don’t hate these excited, youthful teens for reason, in high school. cause, for me, it meant I was officially a college lege. We make our own college experience. I’m living it up during college because I know for For my final statement, I’d like to say that I student and could no longer back out. sure there are some people who are living the a fact that I did the same thing they’re doing. am not old, I just feel old. I probably could have The day of orientation was a long, busy one. cliché college experience, but I’m not. It may be that I’m envious of them for that said that all along but that’s just me, the one I became antsy as Roo Fair came up because So far, I’ve had fun (even though I already fact. who says too much about things. I knew I would be forced to walk around and have homework) and I’ve enjoyed most of my Like most people, I miss my past and I would I hope my attempt at not just boldly com- look at the various tables set up by all of the dif- classes. I think I will have a great year. But that give almost anything to relive certain moments plaining and somehow trying to sound philo- ferent organizations. prediction is subject to change. in my life. sophical worked. Finding my parents at Roo Fair was an inter- [email protected] When I came to UMKC as one of those 18 [email protected] esting experience. My father informed me my or 19 year old kids, I pretty much started a new

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