Hello and welcome to Paideia 2K7! This schedule is pretty self explanatory. There are cool classes. You should go to them. Sidewalk Chalking! (Tracy Mehoke) 2:00pm, Quad This year’s Paideia has somehow ended up with a staggering Bring your own grandiose schemes for colorfully transforming the campus. 228 (and still counting because I’m really bad at saying no) Who’s up for some 3D sidewalk art? Quad pacman? classes, so hopefully everyone will be able to find something that they enjoy. If you have a question about a particular class, Cardio-Smiths (Sahar Baharloo) email the person who is teaching it. If you have more general 3:00, Winch Smiths fans are usually too busy crying to work on their dancing skills. In questions, email me. Alrighty, have fun! this class, we will revel in our awkward movements. I'll play some videos --Tessa Hulls the Smiths recorded back before most of you were born and we'll move like Morrissey, who strangely resembles a poorly dressed hula-dancing cowboy. Bushels of pansies are optional, but recommended.
Saturday January 13 Asian Culture Spread (My Linh Nguyen, Sherry Tiao) 10:00am-super, super late, Vollum 120 Sunday January 14 Korean Drama Marathon: Recently, Korean entertainment, including music, movies, and dramas, has spread throughout Asia and progressing into the Turducken III (Clare Lawrence) United States. The Asian Student Union with the help of the Paideia 11:00am, Anna Mann kitchen committee will be showing a 15-hour Korean drama. And yes, the drama is Come help us stuff a chicken into a duck into a turkey. With three kinds of 15 hours long, so feel free to bring your own blanket and tissues to wipe stuffing. And the great irony is that this class is being taught by a vegan. your tears. Treehouse Theory (Frank Morton-Park ) Fantasy Board Games with ARG (Wes Hilton, Association of Reed Noon, GCC-B Gamers) A lecture on how to build treehouses, followed by a conference/q&a. Learn 12:00pm, ETC 208 the basics of treehouse building and interior treehouse decorating, and go on Take advantage of the Association of Reed Gamers game room and get a field tripto the canyon to look at Reed's beautiful, strong trees! your Magic Missile on! We’ve got Munchkin, Cave Troll, Fist of The field trip is simply to look at trees and talk about why some trees are Dragonstones, Dungeonquest, Plague, Dungeon, a bag full of unmarked better than others, and so we can daydream about the awesome trees we fairy tale cards, and more! could build if the Gods of Reed would let them be. Unfortunately, we are not going to actually build a treehouse. Hula Hooping (Jen Knipling, Alyssa Reed) 2:00pm, SU Jam Session (Tracy Mehoke) 15 lucky people can build their own hula hoops, then learn the basics of noon-10:00pm, SU hoop dancing from hooper extraordinaire, Jennifer. Got your own hoop Bring your instrument! already? Come undulate it? 1.5 hours to build and 1 hour dance class. Bread Making (Julia Cattrall, Thomas Mosier) Hours of Entertainment and Hilarity with videos by the sketch comedy Noon, co-op troupe from Bard College. Tasty snacks will be provided. (For more Learn to make bread! information, visit www.oldeenglish.org-- the champagne of websites)
Math review! (Tracy Mehoke) Scat Appreciation (Sarah Levine) 11:00am, ETC 4:30, Vollum 120 So—you’ve finished 111 and you’re wondering what anyone actually uses Through aural examples from both high and low sources, the class will calculus for? How to actually complete a derivative? It’s really not too bad, come to a deep understanding of the voice instrumentation that has greatly and might be useful for your GRE maybe some speed questions and old influenced 20th century jazz: SCAT. math meet problems as well. Zen in the Art of Folk Dancing (Jim Kahan, '64) Nitzsche, Reed Guilt and the Aesthetic Ideal (Eliot Sitt) 6:00 - 7:00 pm, dance studio 2:00pm, GCC A Jim will conduct a one-hour session on folk dancing, based on his A practical source in philosophy about the ridiculous workload at Reed and article "Zen in the art of dance instruction." In one session, the how to deal with it. Draws from personal experience as student HA, thesis idea cannot be to teach dances. Instead, he will use some basic on Nietzshce, and two recent quest articles. dances to illustrate the points from the article (copies may be obtained upon request to
Growing Mushrooms at Home (Cooper French and Matt Wasserman) 3:00pm, Vollum 120 Vanilla 101 (Heidi Brooks) A practical guide to growing common edible mushrooms at home. 4:00pm, Anna Mann kitchen Come learn about this fantastic and mystifyingly delicious ingredient that is anything but plains and boring. Find out where it comes from, how and Ian Keller when to use it, why it’s so expensive and why you should never settle for Building A Bike (Ian Keller) the fake shelf. Also, help try out a few recipes that really let this exotic 2:00pm, bike co-op ingredient take the spotlight (vanilla bean cheesecake, anyone?).” I’ll get some cheap bikes. We’ll take them apart, clean them up, and put them back together. After we fix them up we’ll donate the bikes to the bike lottery. Contact Stuff (all skill level object manipulation) (Jaine Powers) 5:00, SU Comics 101: The Classics (Leigh Walton) Do you play with clubs, hoops, staves, balls, etc? Come out and play! 2:00-3:00pm, MLLL Would you like to learn how to trip out your friends by messing with Introduction to the medium called comics and the beautiful place we call gravity? This is the place for you. the MLLL. Open to all levels of experience, this class focuses on what the MLLL is, what we have, and what’s worth reading—the cream of the crop; books that prove how amazing comics can be. Tall Tale Telling (Jacob Perlman) 6:00pm, Vollum 134 Comics 201: What do I Read Next? (Leigh Walton) I frequently improvise on the truth, for the sake of entertainment. I have 4-5pm, MLLL been prevailed upon to try to share developed methodology on getting Okay, you know Sandman, you know Transmet. You’re already addicted to others to ignore the truth. Fables. What now? Join stalwart signator Leigh Walton for an hour of the lesser-known but no less brilliant comics in the MLLL’s collection. I promise you’ll discover something new! Zombies! 104: Self-Defense (Nick Bradish) 9:00pm, SU When the dead rise, will you be among them? Learn to protect yourself in the event of a close-quarters engagement with the living dead. Political Graffiti: Theory and Practice (Matt Wasserman) 2:00 pm, SU Carlos Rossi Appreciation (Tessa Hulls and Matt Harper) Beginning with a discussion of the (radical) political uses of 10:00pm, it’s a secret graffiti and its usage by culture-jammers and the global justice We will listen to the E-40 song “Carlos Rossi” and extol the virtues of this This workshop will focus on library resources and search strategies for fine, cost effective libation. Emphasis will be on Blush, but Chablis will be researching topics in feminist, gender, and women's studies. discussed, too. **RSVP required. Please email [email protected] to sign up. If there’s room for you in the class, we will tell you the super secret room How to GM with ARG (Tim Lehnen, Alice Neels—Association of Reed location** Gamers) 11:00am ETC 208 Death March to the Hotcake House (David Jackson, Lucas Abrams) A class on how to run games like Whitewolf and Dungeons and Dragons. Midnight (meet in Eliot Circle) All levels of experience welcome! We lead a group of people to the Hotcake House and once there we teach them the ways of the Hotcake House. We march at midnight. Rare to Medium-Rare: Special Collections in the Reed Library (Gay Walker) 11:00am, library lobby Come see Reed’s rarities behind closed doors from college history to incunabulum, from Simeon Reed’s dog’s collar to a 1400’s map. We will Tuesday January 16 see a choice selection and then tour the major rooms of the Special Introduction to Hebrew (Bracha Enat) Collections including the archives, rare books, and the Pierce Room with its 9:00-11:00am, ETC 208 artists’ books, Lloyd Reynolds calligraphic library, and Reediana. Meet in Hebrew for Absolute Beginners. Always wanted to learn Hebrew and didn't library lobby. have the time or know where to start? Learn to read and *understand* basic Hebrew in four 2-hour sessions (Monday-Thursday 9-11 a.m.) from a native Audio-Visual Set-up (Alex Gagne-Hawes) speaker with extensive language teaching experience. If you want to learn Noon, Theater more Hebrew after the class ends, this class will prepare you to take a non- First we’ll go over audio, then video. Basic and intermediate encouraged. credit class in the Spring that will meet Wednesdays from 9-11 a.m.
Russian Movement (Alex Gagne-Hawes) Veganesque Palate Pleasers (Matt Koren) 10:00-11:00am, Mat room Noon, Anna Mann kitchen I went to Russia and learned all sorts of crazy stretches. Find “Special Learn to bake vegan cookies with Matt and Mark! Three kinds! Pleasure.” Book Arts Today (Gay Walker) 1:00pm, library lobby Recyled Bag Making (Thomas Mosier) See the fantastic variety of artists’ books in the library’s Special 10:00am-2:00pm, Co-op Collections. We will look at the range of book creations made by artists Come make grocery bags out of woven bike innertubes. (and some by Reed students) from the 1960s to the present with special focus on the books of Angela Lorenz and Xu Bing, Julie Chen and Ed Library Resources for Gender Studies (Heather Whipple) Ruscha. Presented in the Pierce Room behind the locked door on lower 11:00am-12:00pm, Library 17 level one. Meet in library lobby.
p:ear builds positive relationships with homeless and transitional Connie's Writing Playground (Constance Crooker) youth through education, art and recreation to affirm personal worth 1:00pm to 4:00pm, GCC-A and to create more meaningful and healthier lives. Boost creativity with fast-paced writing games that hush your internal critic, The model we use at p:ear is somewhat unconventional in the world of banish writer's block and energize your prose. Facilitated by author and social work, and it is one that has proved to be very successful. We retired lawyer, Constance Crooker, Reed class of 1969. invite the Reed community to find out more about youth homelessness in Portland, to explore ways of working with this population, and to You Might Not Love Library School But Go Anyway (Library Staff) experiment with some creative work around homelessness and identity. 2:00pm-3:00pm, Library 221 Enjoy talking to people about their research? Intrigued by complexities of Umbrella and Parasol Twirling (Diana Oliva) data organization? Not sure you ever want to leave the library? You don't 3:00pm, SU have to! Most librarians won't wax poetic about their library school Show the rain who’s boss, and turn heads while you’re at it. Experience the experiences, but they're not sorry they went. Come to an open discussion whirling pleasure of umbrella and parasol twirling for yourself! with card-carrying librarians about library school, library work, and how to tell if it's for you. Knitting (Alice Neels) 3:00pm, Eliot 314 Basic Bike Maintenance (Ian Keller) Learn to knit! No previous experience necessary, though if you already 2:00pm, bike co-op know how to knit, feel free to come and I'll show you new stuff! This class will cover fixing flats, adjusting breaks, and cleaning and greasing bike chains. We’ll take questions and cover more material if we Solving Rubik’s Cube (Angela Frey) have time. No experience necessary. Fell free to bring your own bike. 3:00pm, Vollum 116 This class offers instruction in one technique for solving the 3x3, so When Word Fails You (Ben Salzberg, ‘0?) absolute beginnings take heart and come learn! Those with experience 2:00pm, ETC 211 encouraged to bring their own cubes and explore some new incarnations, LaTeX is a great tool for creating long structured documents, mathematics, like the 4x4, 5x5, and other novelties. fine typesetting, image-heavy papers, foreign-language text, or a host of other things. It's also free! Learn some basics and see what it can do in this KKK: Kandy, Kockrings and Kranes (Tyler Freeman and Lucy Kang) short introductory class. 3:00pm, Vollum 126 Do you like eating starbursts? Are you fidgety? Do you like creatively Xtreme Freestyle Lace Making (Eleanor Ray) reusing excessive packaging? Come learn how to make stuff from those 2:00pm, Eliot 123 wax wrappers. Lots of Free Kandy! You think you’re crafty? We’ll just see about that. I’ll be teaching elementary lacemaking with anything I can make work as thread. Not for the impatient or undexterous. Make Your Own Wrapping Paper (Eva Goodyear) 4:00pm, Bragdon Main Lounge P:ear (Sarah Dougher ‘0??) Every year around December, my family and I make our own wrapping 3:00pm-5:00pm, Vollum 120 paper. We take Japanese Calligraphy paper and color it with backing dye. The result is a really cool tie-dye effect. It’s a fun activity that involves a lot of creativity, but not prior experience. The Law and Your Ass (Bear Wilner and Andy McLain) 7:00pm, Vollum 116 Introduction to Stumble Upon (Jen Go) Cops are Real. This class will teach you what you need to know and what 4:00pm, ETC 211 you need to do if you ever find yourself in a conversation with a cop. You Download it and watch your cares (and your productivity) drain away. have the right to remain silent, but it is perfectly legal for the cops to apply Being a laptop, if you’ve got one. Stumble is a superior procrastinatory clever techniques to convince you to give it up. You have the right to tool—thesising seniors, be forewarned. refuse an unwarranted search of your person, car, effects or home, but it is perfectly legal for the cops to convince you otherwise. Come hear alumni Library Resources for Hum 110 (Heather Whipple) defense attorneys lay down the straight dope about stops, arrests, searches 4:00pm-4:30pm, library lobby and seizures. This is information you need to know. If you missed your dorm tour during the first week of classes (or can't Bear Wilner-Nugent (’95) is a public defender in Multnomah County, remember whether you did or not), this 30-min session will give you the defending those accused of minor felonies (drug possession and library basics, focusing on resources relevant to Hum 110. distribution, theft, burglary). Andy McLain (’92) works with a private practice firm defending misdemeanor clients (domestic violence, Cooking with Marijuana (Cooper French and Matt Wasserman) shoplifting, trespass) and litigating post-conviction relief cases. 4:20pm, Vollum 120 Lecture, Role-Plays and Q&A. A theoretical approach to cooking for people with glaucoma, acute pain, and heavy academic workload. This is an informational class only, please Wild Zero Drinking Game (Tetsuro Namba) do not expect to toke up in class. 9:00pm, Psych 105 Watch the classic Japanese Zombie Rock n’ Roll sexually confused Obscure Alaskan Folk Artists (Alex Gagne-Hawes) bildungsroman complete with drinking game. Bring your own (root) beer. 5:00pm, Russian House Who are these men, and why do they sing so well? We'll cover my favorite bards of the far North: Ethan Daniel Davidson, Buddy Tabor, and Kray van Death March to the Hotcake House (David Jackson, Lucas Abrams) Kirk. Depending on audience response, we may also examine the work of Midnight (meet in Eliot Circle) Rory Stitt, although he plays piano pop and moved to Portland last year. We lead a group of people to the Hotcake House and once there we teach them the ways of the Hotcake House. We march at midnight.
Film Theory 2046: "2046": a discussion (21+) (Keon Parandvash) 7:00pm, Psych 105 A classy discussion, with proper refreshments. For those who haven't seen Wednesday January 17 the film, "2046" directed by Wong Kar Wai, there will be a highly detailed, Introduction to Hebrew (Bracha Enat) exhaustive, graphic summary of the film; followed by a discussion. Skirts 9:00-11:00am, ETC 208 and ties are necessary, elaborate cocktail dresses and smoking jackets/ascots Hebrew for Absolute Beginners. Always wanted to learn Hebrew and didn't may earn you the pimp cup. Otherwise bring your own cup for a have the time or know where to start? Learn to read and *understand* basic delightfully delicious digestif. Hebrew in four 2-hour sessions (Monday-Thursday 9-11 a.m.) from a native speaker with extensive language teaching experience. If you want to learn more Hebrew after the class ends, this class will prepare you to take a non- Paranoid Pen and Paper Roleplaying Game (Zane Rodnick-Smith, credit class in the Spring that will meet Wednesdays from 9-11 a.m. Association of Reed Gamers) 2:00pm, ETC 205 The computer wants you to be happy. The computer is crazy. The computer Russian Movement (Alex Gagne-Hawes) is happy. The computer will help you to be happy. This will drive you 10:00-11:00am, Mat room crazy. Paranoia: a lighthearted game of terror, death, bureaucracies, mad I went to Russia and learned all sorts of crazy stretches. Find “Special scientists, mutants, dangerous weapons, and insane robots, which Pleasure.” encourages players to lie, to cheat, and backstab each other at every turn.
Beyond JSTOR & Google Scholar for Math Research (Linda Maddox) British High Tea (Kris Russell and Aviva Raskin) 11 am – noon, library 17 2:00, Anna Mann Trying to catch up on thesis research? Come for an overview of library 2:00—tea. 4:00—scone baking and entertainment. resources for math and computer science students. We will cover relevant databases and journal collections, as well as tips for navigating the library and using ILL & Summit. Running in PDX (Caroline Mellor) 2:00pm, ETC 208 Chinese Cooking 101: Introductory Tools and Techniques; (green) beans This class will cover many running routes from Reed and other great places and rice (Daniel Liu) to run and explore in Portland (Portland and state parks, neighborhoods, Noon, Bragdon kitchen trails, etc.). Routes will be projected with a google earth mileage computer No cooking experience necessary, vegan. program. This class will also extend to injury prevention, the importance of hydration, and information on local races. Rare to Medium-Rare: Special Collections in the Reed Library (Gay Walker) Connie's Writing Playground (Constance Crooker) 1:00pm, library lobby 1:00pm to 4:00pm, GCC-A Come see Reed’s rarities behind closed doors from college history to Boost creativity with fast-paced writing games that hush your internal critic, incunabulum, from Simeon Reed’s dog’s collar to a 1400’s map. We will banish writer's block and energize your prose. Facilitated by author and see a choice selection and then tour the major rooms of the Special retired lawyer, Constance Crooker, Reed class of 1969. Collections including the archives, rare books, and the Pierce Room with its artists’ books, Lloyd Reynolds calligraphic library, and Reediana. Meet in Xtreme Freestyle Lace Making (Eleanor Ray) library lobby. 2:00pm, Eliot 123 You think you’re crafty? We’ll just see about that. I’ll be teaching Stilt Walking (Amery Schlender) elementary lacemaking with anything I can make work as thread. Not for 1:00pm, SU the impatient or undexterous. Learn to walk on stilts in one hour or less! Last year we helped more than thirty people stand eight feet tall. Every one of them survived. Humanities 111: Conspiracy Theory (Eric Schmitt) 2:00pm, Vollum 228 Reed's ostensibly broad curriculum has long ignored the Egyptian culture, but that is only the beginning. This class will quickly cover the basics of Internships (Ron Albertson) the global conspiracy, of which the Egyptians are only a small piece, and 3:30, ETC 211 then move on to discuss more specific topics of interest in that context. What are they? Where do I find them? How do I secure them? Join Ron Bring tin foil for hats. In all seriousness this important. You will need an Albertson for an interactive workshop on internships. open mind for this class but without some sort of jamming substance this will leave you vulnerable to psychic interference. Keep Current With RSS (Heather Whipple & Linda Maddux) 3 - 4 pm, Library 17 Learn how to use a free web tool to browse articles from newspapers, blogs, Buckets for your Bike (Jesse Brown ’00) and even some research databases, quickly and easily using RSS feeds 2:00pm, Eliot 314 Slightly more useful than underwater baskets, build your own Huge Katamari Double Gaming Fun (James Nye) watertight buckets that can attach and disconnect from the rack on 3:00pm, VLH your bike will save many a thesis chapter revision from a premature My, earth really is full of things! and soggy demise. Materials will be provided and the early birds will Come play. have their choice of special larger-sized buckets. This class would be led by Jesse Brown '00, who regretfully spent two West Bank Documentary (Robin Blanc- Students for a Democratic Society) years of his time at Reed driving a car the one and a half miles to 3:00-5:00pm, Psych 105 class. But then he found the Yellow Wonderbike (still in active use) Watch a documentary about the psychological effects of occupation on for a song at a garage sale, and got hooked on the wind-in-the-hair children living on the west bank, Palestine. This class will be a multimedia feeling. Still, if only he'd known about Bike Buckets... presentation by the film maker, followed by a Q+A forum by Ian Bergeson.
D.I.Y. Absinthe (Matt Wasserman and Cooper French) "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: A Discussion on Power" (Avigail Hurvitz-Prinz 3:00pm, Vollum 120 '05 and Kristine Sawicki '00) Absinthe was the drink of choice for Parisian writers and artists in 4:00pm, Eliot 103 the late 19th century. Then a few people went insane from drinking a **need description** bad batch and it was banned. We're resurrecting everyone's favorite mildly hallucinogenic, blindingly alcoholic drink, one bottle at the Introduction to Pointy Hats (Ginger Jiu) time. Home manufacture is legal, but sale is not. 3:00pm, SU Sew your own pointy hats from all recycled fabric, with patterns and advice Janis Joplin Time (Danielle Aquino-Rothmayr) from a longtime maker and bearer of pointy hats. 3:00, Vollum 126 Do you like Janis Joplin's music? Do you think she is an interesting person? McGill-Lawrence (Julie Kern Smith, Fawn Livingston Gray) Do you want to know more about her life? Come watch a presentation about 4:00pm, Dorothy Johansen House Janis, listen to her music, eat some snacks and pay homage to our soul Make a difference this summer: apply for a McGill-Lawrence! Join SEEDS sister. and Career Services for an overview of the application process for this portable internship award. Previous recipients have worked locally with a An overview of the notion of an independent and unified Pacific Northwest. non-profit immigration legal organization, in Ethiopia doing livestock Including historical precedents, an introduction to Chinook jargon, trade research to reduce family poverty and food insecurity and with a wildlife language of early Cascadia, geology, the state of the current Cascadian rehabilitation organization in South Africa. We’ll review the application independence movement, cultural aspects, literature, and a sampling of process and answer your questions. Cascadian craft beers, wines, and coffees.
Christian Anayas Bourbon Tasting (Christopher Drelich) 5:00pm, Eliot 314 8:00pm-10:00pm, Winch The Dinner Plate: Haute Cuisine and the Appropriation of Industrialized Bourbon Tasting: Food Explore the finer points of brown liquor by getting A lecture about Restaurant Platting and Cookbook Culture, in Relation to drunk on Bourbon. You need to RSVP (email [email protected]). Foodies and Recent Food Trends $10/person, 15 person maximum. Giant Skrabble (RKSK) 5:00pm, SU MY LIFE IN RADIO (Dr. Demento) You know how this works. 8:00pm, VLH After making his radio debut on Reed's own KRRC-FM, Dr. Demento Beat Poetry Appreciation “Ezekiel” Gagne- Hawes (Barry Hansen, '63) worked at two of the very first FM rock radio stations 5:00pm, Chapel (KRRC and KMET in Los Angeles) before his syndicated program of "mad Why is Allen Ginsberg so great? Come and find out! music and crazy comedy" became a nationwide phenomenon in the mid- 1970s. Among other things, he's the man who launched "Weird Al" Chinese Cooking 101: Introductory Tools and Techniques; (green) beans Yankovic's career. Dr. D will tell us how it all happened (and also a little and rice (Daniel Liu) about his days as a rock & roll roadie in the Sixties) and will also entertain 5:30pm, Bragdon kitchen questions from the audience. No cooking experience necessary, vegan. CHICKEN: SELF-PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG MAN FOR RENT ((David Henry Sterry ’78 ex-Reedie, ex-prostitute & bestselling author) 8:00pm, Chapel Dart Throwing Strategy Class (Christian Lee) Based on the best-selling memoir Chicken (Harper Collins, 2002), which is 6:00pm, Ping Pong Room being made into a movie by de Mann Entertainment, this 1-man show, I want to allow both beginners and intermediate players to come and (going to Broadway in Sept. ¹06) is the true story of a 17 year-old wide- improve their game. Beginners are welcome at 6PM and intermediate eyed son of Seventies Suburbia. Suddenly homeless and alone in players should come at 7. Depending on the group we may try and play a Hollywood, David allows himself to be seduced into the sex business. As a tournament afterward. wild 1970¹s soundtrack pounds, Sterry portrays everyone from his
Cascadia—An Overview (Bill Wood ’05, Abe Goldman-Armstrong) nun/teacher to his employment counselor/pimp, his sweet girlfriend to the 7:00pm, Bio 19 charming man who raped him, his sweet naïve 17 year-old self to the love-hungry ladies who hired him. Rare to Medium-Rare: Special Collections in the Reed Library (Gay Namedthe #1 show in the UK when it played at the Edinburgh Fringe Walker) Festival. All questions will be answered. 10:00am, library lobby Come see Reed’s rarities behind closed doors from college history to Homer’s Hut Cookoff (Sponsored by the Bookstore) incunabulum, from Simeon Reed’s dog’s collar to a 1400’s map. We will 11:00pm, meet at homer’s see a choice selection and then tour the major rooms of the Special The kindly folks at the bookstore have agreed to sponsor a cooking contest Collections including the archives, rare books, and the Pierce Room with its using only ingredients from Homer’s Hut. Meet at Homer’s at 11:00pm artists’ books, Lloyd Reynolds calligraphic library, and Reediana. Meet in with your team assembled. Detailed instructions will be given at that time. library lobby.
Cuddle Puddle in the SU (Rob Beasley) 11:00pm-bedtime, SU Fireplace Creativity Lab (Julie Kern Smith) Do you like spooning? Does human contact make you feel all warm inside? 11:00am-7:00pm, GCC-B Bring your pillows and blankets to the fireplace in the SU and feel loved! Drop by the creativity lab and create! Take a break from the other Paideia (Cuddlers only, please. We don't want to see anything gross. That's what the fun to spend some personal time imagining your future… what will it look lofts and your dorm room are for.) like? What difference will I make? What will I offer… What are the questions? Creative materials will be available for collaging, mask making, drawing, painting, sculpting, etc. Career services staff are available to help you take your bold ideas and dreams forward.
Using Citation Indexes (Linda Maddux & Heather Whipple) Thursday January 18 11 am – noon, Library 17 Have you ever wondered who cited a particular work? Need to see what Introduction to Hebrew (Bracha Enat) researchers are publishing at the grad school you want to attend? Are you 9:00-11:00am, ETC 208 getting ready for the junior qual? Web of Science (including Arts & Hebrew for Absolute Beginners. Always wanted to learn Hebrew and didn't Humanities, Science, and Social Sciences Citation Indexes) is the resource have the time or know where to start? Learn to read and *understand* basic for you! Librarians will share expert tips on using this important Hebrew in four 2-hour sessions (Monday-Thursday 9-11 a.m.) from a native interdisciplinary resource. speaker with extensive language teaching experience. If you want to learn more Hebrew after the class ends, this class will prepare you to take a non- Association of Reed Gamers Twelve Hour Game Room (Association of credit class in the Spring that will meet Wednesdays from 9-11 a.m. Reed Gamers) Noon-Midnight, ETC 208 Homebrewing with Brewer’s Guild (Doug Agnew, Tom Mosier) A room full of ARG games where people can drop in and play. 10:00am-7:00pm, the blue and purple (email if you don’t know where that is) Chinese Cooking 210: Ja Jiang Mien (Daniel Liu) Brewer’s Guild makes amazing beer. Come learn how they do it. Noon Vegan, some experience required. 1:00pm, library lobby Taco Town (Nick Brody, Devin Bambrick, Chandler Fredrick) See the fantastic variety of artists’ books in the library’s Special Noon, Anna Mann Kitchen Collections. We will look at the range of book creations made by artists We take a crunchy, all beef taco, smother it in nacho cheese, lettuce, (and some by Reed students) from the 1960s to the present with special tomato, and our special southwestern sauce. Then we wrap it in a soft flour focus on the books of Angela Lorenz and Xu Bing, Julie Chen and Ed tortilla with a layer of refried bean in between. Then we wrap that in a Ruscha. Presented in the Pierce Room behind the locked door on lower savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack Cheese. And it level one. Meet in library lobby. gets even awesomer when we take a deep fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special corn husk filled with pico de gallo then wrap that that in Connie's Writing Playground (Constance Crooker) a authentic Parisian crepe filled with egg, gryere, merguez sausage, and 1:00pm to 4:00pm, GCC-A Portobello mushroom. Now you can almost eat it, but not before we take the Boost creativity with fast-paced writing games that hush your internal critic, whole thing and wrap that in a Chigaco-style deep dish meat lover’s pizza! banish writer's block and energize your prose. Facilitated by author and And it’s not a Taco Town taco until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, did retired lawyer, Constance Crooker, Reed class of 1969. it in batter, and deep fry it until it’s golden brown, Then we serve it all in a commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili. It’s 15 great tastes rolled into 1! Save Yourself A Lot of Hassle Linda Maddux 2 - 3 pm, library 17 Engineering 101 (Stephen Ronkowski) If you are overwhelmed trying to organize citations for your thesis or a Noon-7:00pm, KRRC paper, help is here! In this session we will look at citation management Learn the ancient art of psychotronic domination—a full tour of how to use options available for the Reed community, examining some of the KRRC. Stop in any time during the day. programs’ capabilities and how well they play with others. Whether you are just starting out at Reed or halfway through your thesis it is never too late! Solo Charleston Routine (Gabby Cook) 1:00-2:00pm, dance studio Calling all lindy hoppers!! Come dance the most badass prohibition-era dance ever! We'll be teaching original choreography as well as hot pockets Flyfishing (David Constant and Bill Wood ’05) and the trinky doo. Watch hot pockets: 3:00pm, Quad, move to Eliot 314 when you’re done casting on the lawn http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jqg5Zbttprs ** give me a description!***
Peanut Butter and Jelly (Caroline Mellor) Make Your Own Dreamcatcher (Heidi Brooks) 1:00pm, Vollum 126 3:00pm, GCC-C The class will cover the historical development of the peanut butter and Have you ever wondered how to make these intricate spider-web-like jelly sandwich, along with cultural implications for consumption. We will creations designed to catch your dreams while you sleep? Do you ever find ten make warmed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with vegan fluff and yourself missing arts and crafts time from summer camp? Unleash your nutella. crafty side and try making your own dreamcatcher. Feathers, rings, beads, glue guns, and safety scissors will all be provided for your artistic Book Arts Today (Gay Walker) enjoyment. Print Shop Training 101 (Rebecca Ok) jrw 392: structure, sign, play (Keon Parandvash) 5:00pm, print shop 3:00pm, Vollum 116 Hey you! Come learn how to print rad T-shirts! Attend this workshop and advanced level ornamental cigarette rolling class, topics covered will learn how to burn screens and print shirts. Have a design? Bring a shirt and include many-petalled flowers, rolling with bedsheets, introduction to I’ll help you print it. Get on the print shop access list. All are welcome. honeycombing and latticework, and perhaps mythical creatures or Signators and people who know they’ll be printing shirts for RF2K7 are cryptozoological phenomena. strongly encouraged to come. Rock!
How to Wear a Damn Suit (Lewis Meineke) Chinese Cooking 220: Mapo Tofu (Daniel Liu) 3:00pm, Eliot 121 5:30pm, Bragdon kitchen The basics of business formal attire will be covered. Topics include style, Some experience required; spicy; contains pork. fit, color, matching the occasion, and sending the correct signal. Sorry, only what has traditionally been defined as men’s attire will be covered. Make Your Own Strap On Out of Bike Tubes (Sarah Tsalbins) Participants encouraged to dress appropriately. 6:00pm, GCC-D Self explanatory. Birds of Oregon (Johnny Powell) 4:00pm, Vollum 234 Spinning Words into Gold (Edward Jones ‘69) 6:00-8:00pm, Psych 105 This class will cover the basics of birding in Oregon. First a brief Thinking of law school? introduction to equipment and resources will be provided: binoculars, Come and talk to those who have gone before you. Trial court judge Ed spotting scopes, field guides, bird finding guides, birding notebooks, birding Jones databases, bird digital photography, etc. A slightly more extended and Court of Appeals judge Robert Wollheim, with the help of other introduction to feather groups of passerines and nonpasserines will be Reedies presented. In the remaining time, a presentation of digital photographs of turned lawyers, will discuss how a Reed education can be put to work in a the birds of Oregon will provide a sampling of optimal times and places to legal career. observe birds throughout Oregon.
Watch Some Renn Fayre Footage (Various Czars) Reed Stories (Cricket Parmalee ‘67) 4:00pm, VLH 7:00pm, Capehart Come watch the infamous Renn Fayre Video “Letting Off Steam.” See the Storyteller Cricket Parmalee '67, who leads Reed story sessions with alumni amazing edible dog sculpture! Also, we’ll show you a slideshow of pictures at Reunions and around the country (and has interviewed a 100-year-old from last year’s Renn Fayre. alumna for the Reed Oral History Project) is coming from DC to tell Reed stories, her own and everyone's, and because she wants to hear yours. Steam Tunnel Tours (Steve Yeadon) 5:00pm, Physical Plant Relive the Magic! (Dan Toffey) Email Steve Yeadon to sign up, 10 person maximum! 6:00-8:00pm, Vollum Lecture Hall
Do you remember the Steinberger/Horowitz debate during parents’ week Broadway in Sept. ¹06) is the true story of a 17 year-old wide-eyed son of last year? Did you hear about it and WISH you remembered it? Join your Seventies Suburbia. Suddenly homeless and alone in Hollywood, David fellow Reedies to relieve the unforgettable humiliation of conservative allows punditry. BYOB. himself to be seduced into the sex business. As a wild 1970¹s soundtrack
Poolhall! (Molly Saunders and Nick Silverman) pounds, Sterry portrays everyone from his nun/teacher to his employment 7:00pm, tourney at 8:30 counselor/pimp, his sweet girlfriend to the charming man who raped him, Want to learn how to play pool well? So do I! Come on down to pool hall his and sweet naïve 17 year-old self to the love-hungry ladies who hired him. smack some balls around at seven followed by a tournament at 8:30. Some Named post-grads, juniors, and seniors will teach us young'ns how to play with the #1 show in the UK when it played at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. All balls. questions will be answered. Beverages may be provided, too. Pabst Power Hour (Andrew Ritchie) How to Dominate at Scrabble Like a True Reedie (Cameron Brick ‘04) 8:00-9:00pm, SU 7:00pm, GCC-A **description** Last year I taught Hold'em: fun, but out of context. Scrabble is a purist's game, but it's not all about vocabulary. I will teach you strategies to help Bring Your Czarina Alcohol (Tessa Hulls) convince everyone ELSE you have a mammoth vocab, though. Hooking, 8:00pm-whenever I wander off. Paideia office (second floor of the SU, bingoes, rack management and TLSs will all be covered, with handouts. behind the bongloft) Bring an extra board if you have one. I'll bet you $10/$1 that I’ll beat you, I will be in the office. Bring me things to drink. I will drink them. cash. Hopefully that will draw some raw talent from the teeming masses. Scotch Tasting (Christopher Drelich) SONGS I CAN'T PLAY ON THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW (Dr. Demento) 8:00pm-10:00pm, winch 8:00pm, VLH Scotch Tasting: From his collection of around a quarter million records, Dr Demento (Barry Explore the finest brown liquor by getting drunk on Hansen, '63) will offer X-rated and politically incorrect songs and comedy, Scotch. You need to RSVP (email [email protected]). $20/person, 15 old and new...something to offend everybody, with a few insights about person maximum. how the songs that can't be played on the radio reflect the essence of America and how it's changed over the years. Little Boy’s Club (Matt Weatherman and friends) 9:00pm, SU CHICKEN: SELF-PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG MAN FOR RENT ((David Fuse little plastic things to other little plastic things. Henry Sterry ’78 ex-Reedie, ex-prostitute & bestselling author) 8:00pm, Chapel Based on the best-selling memoir Chicken (Harper Collins, 2002), which is being made into a movie by de Mann Entertainment, this 1-man show, Friday January 19 (going to Creativity Lab (Julie Kern Smith) 11:00am, GCC-B Drop by the creativity lab and create! Take a break from the other Paideia fun to spend some personal time imagining your future… what will it look COMPETITIVE Underwater Basket Weaving (Alice Neels) like? What difference will I make? What will I offer… What are the 2:00pm, pool questions? Creative materials will be available for collaging, mask making, Bring a partner, or find one there. Basket making supplies provided. Prizes drawing, painting, sculpting, etc. Career services staff are available to help will be awarded to the winner(s). you take your bold ideas and dreams forward. Will I Have to Wear a Tie? (David Rivera and Julie Kern Smith) Chinese Cooking 151: Fried Rice (Daniel Liu) 2:00pm, Dorothy Johanson House Noon, Bragdon Kitchen Why not find out from people who do the cool jobs… where things happen No cooking experience required, vegetarian. that fascinate you, where important issues are addressed, and where you think you might want to work one day? Come to this session to learn about Student Organization and Activist Lunch Gathering (Robin Blanc and how to access the people who can answer your questions, how to interview Kristin Holmberg) them and make a video. Noon-1:00pm, Eliot 1033 A lunch gathering for activist student organizers at Reed to get to know Contact Improv Intro and Jam (Tiffany Betts, Geoff Finger) each other and brainstorm what they would like to see from a coordinating 2:00pm, dance studio group. Lunch provided. Email [email protected] for more info. We will teach some fundamental principles of contact improvisation and show a video of some original groups from the 60’s and 70’s. Then we will Solo Charleston Routine (Gabby Cook) play! This method is all about exploring the possibilities between two or 1:00-2:00pm, dance studio more bodies, balancing each other’s weight, creating shapes together, etc. Calling all lindy hoppers!! Come dance the most badass prohibition-era No skills or experience necessary. dance ever! We'll be teaching original choreography as well as hot pockets and the trinky doo. Watch hot pockets: Better than Hippie Tie-Dye (Amy Gordanier) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jqg5Zbttprs Noon, SU Learn some simple techniques of shibori (using need and thread to create Placemaking with Ecologically Sustainable Structures (Steve and Bindi of detailed patterns of die resistance) then apply them to dye a sample. Cloth City Repair!) to dye will be provided, but bring a t-shirt if you like. 1:00pm-3:00pm SU The kind folk from City Repair will be coming to present the ins and outs of Gulls of Moreland Park (Johnny Powell) building cob structures. They will give a brief description of who they are / 2:00pm, Vollum 234 for a presentation, then take the bus to Eastmoreland what type of work they do for the Portland community. Providing examples The class is the laboratory component of the previous "theory" class titled (slides) of what work they have done with cob, they will give a hands-on Birds of Oregon. The gulls of Moreland park provide a serious challenge how-to using sand, dirt, and straw to bring students into the world of natural for bird identification because of extensive hybridization between Western building. City Repair will provide tea for students in a relaxed environment Gulls and Glaucous-winged Gulls. Furthermore, Moreland park has turned (think lots of pillows). Perhaps the T-Horse will make an appearance up some rarities for Portland and Oregon so one goal for this course is to (depends on weather / amount of help they can get to set up). attempt to find a Thayer's Gull in Moreland park. A Glaucous gull would also be a great find. Dare we dream of finding an Iceland Gull? (Recently a physique and athletic condition. Through Play Based training, I will teach Ross's Gull was photographed at the Salton Sea in California so anybird is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Mixed Martial Arts in an Alive environment against possible!) progressive resistance. As effective as this training has proven to be, at all Write your thesis (or anything else) in MS Word, without tears (Ethan levels of athletic contest, from boxing rings and wrestling meets to the Benetan, CUS) UFC, the training remains safe, friendly, and cooperative. Whether you want a 2:30pm-4:00pm, ETC 211 taste Word has a lot of features that are very helpful in of the mixed martial arts, to vary and spice up your workouts, learn Least creating long documents. It also has some nasty bugs that can make your Force life miserable. Come learn how to use the good stuff and avoid the Necessary techniques that really work against resisting opponents, or nasty holes. Seniors: this will save you time and pain later! practice Along the way we'll cover some basic thesis formatting rules and there relaxing, becoming aware and remaining present under stress, there is a will be time for individual advice, too. We'll work in a computer place classroom so you can practice and learn. for you in this class.
Asian Languages (My Linh Nguyen, Sherry Tiao) Rugby Game Watching and Tackling Workshop (the rugby team) 4:00, Eliot 103 3:00pm, Vollum Lecture Hall We want to give you a brief presentation on the history/importance of So maybe you’ve come out and watched a game and thought, “Gee, that several Asian Languages like Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and looks like fun, I kind of want to play, only I have no idea what’s going on.” Bangladeshi. The presentations will be done by Reed students and will Come to this class. We’ll watch a rugby match on the big screen in Vollum, include examples of the writing. We will also demonstrate how to write and then will bust out some mats and teach you how to tackle. We might some words. even explain the rules of the game. Oh, and course there will be juice to drink. How to Make Anything Edible into Something Smokeable (Alex Gagne- Hawes) Reed Stories (Cricket Parmalee ‘67) 4:20, Russian House 4:00pm, Winch The surprisingly simple art of turning fruit and vegetables into smoking Storyteller Cricket Parmalee '67, who leads Reed story sessions with alumni apparatus. Watermelon bongs, pear sherlocks, and the classic apple will all at Reunions and around the country (and has interviewed a 100-year-old be demonstrated. alumna for the Reed Oral History Project) is coming from DC to tell Reed stories, her own and everyone's, and because she wants to hear yours. Mmmm… Fried Bananas aren’t gross at all Russian Cinema (Alex Gagne- Hawes) Functional Self Defense (Bill Bradley (one of our very own beloved 5:00-7:00pm, Russian House CSO’s!)) Like, they look kinda weird but they’re fucking delicious Russian cinema 4:00pm, mat room (in sports center) did I ever tell you about. This class introduces verbal techniques to keep safe and look out for others, backed up by physical training adaptable to the broadest possible range of Steam Tunnel Tours (Steve Yeadon) Fetish Club members will present and/or discuss various aspects of 5:00pm, Physical Plant alternative sexual play in small rotary groups. Back for a second year! Email Steve Yeadon to sign up, 10 person maximum! Cascadia—An Overview (Bill Wood ’05, Abe Goldman-Armstrong) Pocket Tanks (James Carter, Scott Pham, maybe Jon Feder?) 7:00pm, Bio 19 5:00, Vollum 7pm: Cascadian Literature Pocket Tanks 401: Advanced Tankomics Writers from Cascadia (Ken Kesey, Tom Robbins, Gary Snyder, Stuart As an extension of the wildly successful P-Tanks class and tournament Holbrook, Matt Groenig etc.) and visions of Cascadia (Thomas Jefferson, this course is designed for those who have some experience with the late Ecotopia) will be covered. bloomer and ground shocker. Bring your science and study the two essential 8pm: "When the tide's out the table's set" Cascadian cuisine, coffees, elements (Power/Angle). P-Tornks!!! microbrews, and wines Self-explanatory. Print Shop Training 101 (Rebecca Ok) 5:00pm, print shop CHICKEN: SELF-PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG MAN FOR RENT ((David Hey you! Come learn how to print rad T-shirts! Attend this workshop and Henry Sterry ’78 ex-Reedie, ex-prostitute & bestselling author) learn how to burn screens and print shirts. Have a design? Bring a shirt and 8:00pm, Chapel I’ll help you print it. Get on the print shop access list. All are welcome. Based on the best-selling memoir Chicken (Harper Collins, 2002), which is Signators and people who know they’ll be printing shirts for RF2K7 are being made into a movie by de Mann Entertainment, this 1-man show, strongly encouraged to come. Rock! (going to Broadway in Sept. ¹06) is the true story of a 17 year-old wide-eyed son of Seventies Suburbia. Suddenly homeless and alone in Hollywood, David allows Chinese Cooking: Potstickers (Daniel Liu and Ginger Jui) himself to be seduced into the sex business. As a wild 1970¹s soundtrack 5:30pm, Bragdon kitchen pounds, Sterry portrays everyone from his nun/teacher to his employment Gumboot Dance (Swati Shrestha) counselor/pimp, his sweet girlfriend to the charming man who raped him, 6:00, SU his A South African miners dance, in which you make a noise with gumboots sweet naïve 17 year-old self to the love-hungry ladies who hired him. (black or yellow rain boots, used for construction) in various steps. Named the #1 show in the UK when it played at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. All Go (Galen Pyle) questions will be answered. 7:00pm, Vollum 126 **need description** Drunken Tenacious D and Bloodhound Gang Singalong (Matt Harper, Nick BDSM 101 (Kris Russell) Silverman) 6:30-8:00pm, Eliot 314 9:00pm, Winch “The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying, it gives me such a thrill when she grinds me against her will.” This amongst others can you imagine crooning at the utmost of your inebriated lung capacity. Join. Saturday January 20 Changin’ Yer Oil and Other Car Maintenance (Duncan Kochhar-Lindgren) Code 11 (Caitlin Whalen and Josie Jimarez-Howard) 1:00-3:00pm, Steele parking lot 8:00pm, Vollum 110, 116, 118 I will show people how to properly change their own oil and perform other Do you have secret aspirations to be in a crime syndicate? Or an awesome basic maintenance tasks, as well as answer any other vehicle related band of undercover agents? Murder, mayhem, and cocktails (aka sparkling questions. cider)! Come join us for a clue and James Bond inspired evening while we investigate the death of Colin Diver (aka C-Diddy). Please come dressed in Chem for Pyros (Federico Espinosa and Lyndsey Earl) nice clothes or cocktail attire! 1:00pm, Chemistry Loading Dock Fire, explosions, and brightly colored shiny things. In the works; Rainbow Deep Fryday and Chocolatering (Kendall Taggart and Rob Timberlake) of fire, dry ice spotlight, homemade sparklers, thermite… gobs of it! And 8:00pm, SU many more exciting things. A deep-fry and chocolate-covered cooking contest combined with free uber- taste-tacular treats for anyone in the vicinity. We will set up cooking stoves and pots (filled with chocolate and vegetable oil) for different students, "Have Psychology and Scientific Medicine Completely Done In teachers, etc to compete in the cooking contest. We will have some different Psychoanalysis (And If Not, Why Not)?" (Robert Caper, ’64) types of food available for the contestants to use, but would recommend that 1:00-4:00pm, eliot 314 they bring their own. We will also cook food to feed passerbys and keep the Psychoanalysis cannot be classified as an experimental science (since its contestants happy. subject matter is not subject to the kind of replicability required by controlled experimentation). At the same time, it cannot be considered a Drunken Country Sing-Along (Hannah Smith and Tetsuro Namba) purely aesthetic exercise, since its ideas are connected to evidence and After the fryday (10:00ish?), Psych 105 observation, and its purpose is a practical one. It has its historical origins in Pretty self explanatory. Get trashed and sing your favorite pop country hits. the art of medicine, an aspect of medicine that addressed the patient's Lyrics and analysis of homosexual subtext will (hopefully) be provided. experience of illness directly, that was beginning to disappear at the time psychoanalysis arose, and has now disappeared almost entirely under the CAN YOU WIN A WAR WITH MUSIC? (Dr. Demento) impact of modern technological medicine. It is a kind of systematization of 8:00, VLH the art of medicine, and, while it cannot provide the kind of scientific Songs of wartime, pro-war and anti-war, from World War I to the War On reliability that scientific medicine has achieved, it does address aspects of Terrorism, including the "golden age" of protest songs in the Sixties. Dr. human experience that scientific medicine cannot begin to approach. Demento (Barry Hansen, '63) will play many rarities from his enormous While its ideas do not lend themselves experimental verification, they can archives, and tie it all together as only Dr. D can. be verified by another form of learning that Aristotle called Techne, Using Wittgenstein's idea of language games, I propose that psychoanalysis is a language game different from that of experimental science, and that it is useful in providing a kind of information provided by no other game in defense attorneys lay down the straight dope about stops, arrests, searches town. and seizures. This is information you need to know. Bear Wilner-Nugent (’95) is a public defender in Multnomah County, Smokery & Meatcraft defending those accused of minor felonies (drug possession and (Andy McLain ‘92 & Bear Wilner-Nugent ‘95 distribution, theft, burglary). Andy McLain (’92) works with a private With alumni guest chefs Alex Golubitsky ‘03, Moose Price ‘03, and Elina practice firm defending misdemeanor clients (domestic violence, Zimmerman ’04) shoplifting, trespass) and litigating post-conviction relief cases. All day (**your Czarina highly suggests you drop in for at least some Lecture, Role-Plays and Q&A. portion of this one.). Vollum 120 and porch Our 7th Annual Meatsmoke Class! Lectures include Fires & Fuels (learn Third Annual Photocopier Olympics (Lewis Meineke and Ellie Ray) mastery of small fires and the mechanics of smoker design), Meats & 2:00pm, library lobby Marinades (what to cook, for how long, and with what spices), and the There is no greater glory than victory at the Photocopier Olympics. Renn Fayre Lore lecture (RF 1982 to Present). This class has a strong lab Combine your photocopying prowess, artistic sensibilities, and library component. Come for one or all of the lectures, see the exhibits, and meet searching expertise in a race against time to compose the most compelling the volunteer meatsmokers who have been makin’ it happen at the RF Feast statement you can fit on a sheet of paper. When the time runs out, we will for 25 years now! If you are interested in becoming a member of reconvene to share our creations. We will probably not declare an actual meatsmoke crew, either now or in the future, this is required training. winner, so feel free to imagine as much or as little competitive pressure as Lecture, Lab, hands-on demonstrations you desire.
Don’t You Wish Your Girl/Boyfriend Was Hot Like Dance Troupe? Qigong (Mary Dilles, ’83) (Madelyn George and friends) 2:00pm, dance studio 2:00pm, SU Qigong, the most internal and medicinal of the Classical Chinese Martial Maybe not, but now everyone and their mom can come learn slutty and/or Arts, is built upon the mutuality of opposing Taoist principles of yin and artistically viable dances from the Dance Troupe repertoire. No experience yang found in the natural world. All are welcome to come try one or both necessary. We’ll dress you up in wonderfully relevant and flattering sessions of this practice. costumes and marvel at our newfound charisma.
The Law and Your Ass (Bear Wilner and Andy McLain) Budweiser vs. Pabst Chess (Tessa Hulls, Ian Mallett ’05 (?)) 2:00pm, Vollum 228 3:00pm, Vollum 118 Cops are Real. This class will teach you what you need to know and what We bet you didn’t know that there are enough distinct bottle and can you need to do if you ever find yourself in a conversation with a cop. You varieties to play an entire game of beer chess. Well. Now you know, and have the right to remain silent, but it is perfectly legal for the cops to apply knowing is half the battle. Come play, drink if you’re 21+ clever techniques to convince you to give it up. You have the right to refuse an unwarranted search of your person, car, effects or home, but it is perfectly legal for the cops to convince you otherwise. Come hear alumni Reed Stories (Cricket Parmalee ‘67) 4:00pm, Winch Storyteller Cricket Parmalee '67, who leads Reed story sessions with alumni at Reunions and around the country (and has interviewed a 100-year-old 24 Hour Theatre (Alex Gagne-Hawes) alumna for the Reed Oral History Project) is coming from DC to tell Reed 7:30pm-7:30pm the next day, Chapel stories, her own and everyone's, and because she wants to hear yours. In 24 hours, we will write, rehearse, and perform completely original works of theatre. A 2 year Paideia tradition now looking at 3!
ILLEGAL SMILES (Dr. Demento) FESTIVAL OF DEMENTIA (Dr. Demento) 4:00pm, VLH 8:00pm, VLH America's changing attitudes toward cannabis and other drugs, including The Festival of Dementia is the best of Dr. Demento live and in color. Since alcohol, as revealed in rare and often hilarious music and comedy from the 1970 Dr. Demento (Barry Hansen, '63) has hosted the nation's top funny near-limitless vaults of Dr. Demento (Barry Hansen, '63) music radio show. Here's a rare chance to see as well as hear the show's biggest hits, featuring Monty Python, Frank Zappa, the Doctor's discovery Call of Cthulhu RPG (Allie Mackay, Chris Rubio) and protege "Weird Al" Yankovic, and of course "Fish Heads" -- all on 5:00pm, ETC 205 & 208 Vollum's big screen! An introduction to the call of Cthulhu RPG system and a short game. An association of Reed Gamers (ARG) event. Class will start in ETC 205, 4th annual Drunken Weezer Sing-A-Long (Ari Leventhal and Aaron break off into segments and move to ETC 208. (?) Pervin) 10:00pm, Winch By the fourth year we got this down to a science. Sing or scream until Beginner-Intermediate Poi (fire-dance) (Jaine Powers) you're hoarse, listen until you're tone deaf. We're gonna be partying and 5:00pm, SU singing to the classics; your favorites off of Pinkerton and the Blue Album Learn how to swing socks in circles. Lots of different circles. One day (and maybe some of their new stuff too). We'll treat you to the snacks and you’ll translate that all into fire. Tackle the most popular fire prop with the song...you bring your voice and vice. help of WMD signator Jaine Powers. Practice poi included. Chill Out to the Music of the Future (Kevin Fiske) Gotta Catch ‘Em All!: The Pokemon Trading Card Game (Jeryl Hewey, 10:00pm-1:00am Connie Bailey) Come to KRRC for a stimulating mix of cutting edge electronics and other 1:00-5:00pm, Eliot 126 music from around the world. Welcome to the future! Learn about for the first time (or dust off your forgotten skills in) the Pokemon trading card game. Learn the basics of Pokemon, some strategy, how to build a deck. Then build your own deck and compete in a tournament. Cards will be available for everyone's use but feel free to bring your own deck from home. Sunday January 21 British Comedies (Ellie Ray) 6:00pm, Eliot 216 Samurais and Cowboys (Maxwell Hallock, Jacob Perlman) British comedies, yay! Come watch. 10:00am-midnight, Bio 19 We will be holding a 14 hour discussion of samurai's and cowboys, with an Qigong, the most internal and medicinal of the Classical Chinese Martial emphasis on parrallels to be found between films by Sergio Leone and Arts, is built upon the mutuality of opposing Taoist principles of yin and Akira Kurasawa. This class is an adjunct to Libby Drumm’s SP343, "_Don yang found in the natural world. All are welcome to come try one or both Quixote_ and Literary Theory." sessions of this practice.
Yoga/Ecstatic effervescence (Tiffany Betts) Experimental and Electronic Music Open Mic (Kevin Fiske) Noon, dance studio 7:00pm, SU 45 minutes of vinyasa yoga flow followed by 45 minutes of a yogi-styled Meet fellow experimentalists and producers, network and perform your funky trance-dance party. come to laugh, cry, sing, sweat, move, and tunes. Informal jam-out at the end- be sure to bring your gear. Come early express as needed in a supportive tribal space. expect music, poetry, the for priority sign-ups and definitions. challenge of meeting yourself in the present moment, and the freedom to practice in whatever way feels good to you. all levels welcome. Tracy Mehoke WFR Review 3:00, Vollum 126 Spraypaint Fun (Noah Pepper) (This is not a beginner class. Please do not come to this class if you do not 1:00pm, SU porch have WFR certification. WFR (Wilderness First Responder) Certification Learn the basics of spraypaint use. courses are available during the entireity of Paideia for those who registered earlier. For more information, try the ROC) Legos (Emily Lorenzen) 2:00pm, GCC A+B General review session for all those skills we hope we never have to use. Legos! Come play! Do you remember how to wield a SAM Splint? Could you move a spine- injured patient without killing him? We'll go over these and other subjects Pie Day Class (Angeline Wolski) that we've gotten 'iffy' on. If enough people show up, we might be able to 2:00pm, Anna Mann run a simulation of some sort. I will talk about pie and we will bake a pie and also sample pies from restaurants around Portland. I make pies on a weekly basis, so I am a good This is a review. Do Not Come if you aren't already certified. representative for this class. The Nuts and Bolts of Tensegrity (Jesse Kaupilla and Holly Mills) Pro-Choice Film Fest (Angela Gibbs (VOX)) 3:00pm, SU 2:00pm, psych 105 This class will involve creating and conceptualizing large scale tensegrity First film: The Abortion Diaries, Second Film: Power of Choice. hardware. This hardware will then be used, at various points in the Spring Come watch movies, eat pizza, participate in a discussion about abortion semester, to create public sculpture at the RAW's Masquerade Ball and and choice afterwards. Renn Fayre. This class will include the manual construction of this hardware. It will also involve playing around with smaller tensegrity models. The class will Qigong (Mary Dilles, ’83) culminate with the creation of a large sculpture. 2:00pm, dance studio For more information on Tensegrity check out: tensegrity.com and kennethsnelson.net
Reed Stories (Cricket Parmalee ‘67) 4:00pm, Winch Storyteller Cricket Parmalee '67, who leads Reed story sessions with alumni at Reunions and around the country (and has interviewed a 100-year-old alumna for the Reed Oral History Project) is coming from DC to tell Reed stories, her own and everyone's, and because she wants to hear yours.
Return of the Cheese Zombie (Rinna Rem and Savannah Johnson) 6:00 PM, Anna Mann Gather round the grill for cheese zombie devouring and general zombie revelry. Hot, delicious cheese zombies and the possibility of zombie related entertainment.
Zombies vs. Humans (Tracy Mehoke) 10pm, meet in SU Reed College is being threatened by zombies who hunger for the brains of humans! What do you do!? Do you join the zombie horde to crush the humans? Do you run away hide in the dark? Or do you take it to them!? Find out in this 2-team, campus-wide simulation. Be prepared for waterguns, terror, and lots of running.
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