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THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE ' j ,a " WHO'S YOUR FAT FRIEND ? a e, \rnoeL. omson, ipr e^j THE WITS AND BEAUX OF SOCIETY BY GRACE AND PHILIP WHARTON NEW EDITION WITH A PREFACE JUSTIN HUNTLY MCCARTHY, M.P. And the original illustrations by H. K. BROWNE AND JAMES GODWIN TWO VOLS. VOL. II. /. W. JAR VIS & SON 28, KING WILLIAM STREET, CHARING CROSS LONDON, W.C. 1890 T46. v. CONTENTS. VOL. II. HORACE WALPOLE. The Commoners of England. Horace's Regret for the Death of his Mother. ' ' Little Horace in Arlington Street. Introduced to George I. Charac- teristic Anecdote of George I. Walpole's Education. Schoolboy Days. Boyish Friendships. Companionship of Gray. A Dreary Doom. Wai- pole's Description of Youthful Delights. Anecdote of Pope and Frederic of Wales. The Pomfrets. Sir Thomas Robinson's Ball. An Admirable Scene. Political Squibs. Sir Robert's Retirement from Office. The Splendid Mansion of Houghton. Sir Robert's Love of Gardening. What we owe to the 'Grandes Tours.' George Vertue. Men of One Idea. The ' ' Noble Picture-gallery at Houghton. The Market Pieces. Sir Robert's Death. The Granville Faction. A very good Quarrel. Twickenham. Strawberry Hill. The Recluse of Strawberry. Portraits of the Digby Family.- Sacrilege. Mrs. Darner's Models. The Long Gallery at Straw- berry. The Chapel. 'A Dirty Little Thing.' The Society around Straw- berry Hill. Anne Seymour Conway. A Man who never Doubted. Lady Sophia Fermor's Marriage. Horace in Favour. Anecdote of Sir William Stanhope. A Paper House. Walpole's Habits, Why did he not Many? ' Dowagers as Plenty as Flounders.' Catherine Hyde, Duchess of Queens- berry. Anecdote of Lady Granville. Kitty Clive. Death of Horatio Wai- pole. George, third Earl of Orford. A Visit to Houghton. Family Mis- fortunes. Poor Chatterton. Walpole's Concern with Chatterton. Walpole in Paris. Anecdote of Madame Geoffrin. 'Who's that Mr. Walpole?' ' The Miss Berrys. Horace's two Straw Berries.' Tapping a New Reign. The Sign of the Gothic Castle. Growing Old with Dignity. Succession to an Earldom. Walpole's Last Hours. Let us not be Ungrateful, p. i GEORGE SELWYN. A Love of Horrors. Anecdotes of Selwyn's Mother. Selwyn's College Days. Orator Henley. Selwyn's Blasphemous Freak. The Profession of a Wit. The Thirst for Hazard. Reynolds's Conversation-Piece. Selwyn's Eccentricities and Witticisms. A most Important Communication. An Amateur Headsman. The Eloquence of Indifference. Catching a House- breaker. The Family of the Selwyns. The Man of the People. Selwyn's Parliamentary Career. True Wit. Some of Selwyn's Witty Sayings. The Sovereignty of the People. On two kinds of Wit. Selwyn's Home for Children. Mie-Mie, the Little Italian. Selwyn's Little Companion taken from him. His Later Days and Death. p. 66 RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN. Sheridan a Dunce. Boyish Dreams of Literary Fame. Sheridan in Love. A Nest of Nightingales. The 'Maid of Bath.' Captivated by Genius. ' Sheridan's Elopement with Cecilia.' His Duel with Captain Matthews. Standards of Ridicule. Painful Family Estrangements. Enters Drurj iv Contents. Lane. Success of the Famous ' School for Scandal.' Opinions of Sheri- dan and his Influence. The Literary Club. Anecdote of Garrick's Admit- ' tance. Origin of the Rejected Addresses.' New Flights. Political Am- bition. The Gaming Mania. Almacks'. Brookes'. Black-balled. Two Versions of the Election Trick. St. Stephen's Won. Vocal Difficulties. Leads a Double Life. Pitt's Vulgar Attack. Sheridan's Happy Retort. Grattan's Quip. Sheridan's Sallies. The Trial of Warren Hastings. Wonderful Effect of Sheridan's Eloquence. The Supreme Effort. The Star Culminates. Native Tas^ for Swindling. A Shrewd but Graceless Oxonian. Duns Outwitted. The Lawyer Jockeyed. Adventures with Bailiffs. Sheridan's Powers of Persuasion. House of Commons Greek. Curious Mimicry. The Royal Boon Company. Street Frolics at Night. An Old Tale. ' All's well that ends well.' The Fray in St. Giles'. Un- opened Letters. An Odd Incident. Reckless Extravagance. Sporting Ambition. Like Father like Son. A Severe and Witty Rebuke. Intem- perance. Convivial Excesses of a Past Day. Worth wins at last. Bitter Pangs. The Scythe of Death. Sheridan's Second Wife. Debts of Ho- nour. Drury Lane Burnt. The Owner's Serenity. Misfortunes never come Singly. The Whitbread Quarrel. Ruined. Undone and almost Forsaken. The Dead Man Arrested. The Stories fixed on Sheridan. Extempore Wit and Inveterate Talkers. p. 82 BEAU BRUMMELL. Two popular Sciences. 'Buck Brummell' at Eton. Investing his Capital. Young Cornet Brummell. The Beau's Studio. The Toilet. 'Creasing Down.' Devotion to Dress. A Great Gentleman. Anecdotes of Brum- ' mell. Don't forget, Brum : Goose at Four !' Offers of Intimacy resented. Never in love. Brummell out Hunting. Anecdote of Sheridan and Brummell. The Beau's Poetical Efforts. The Value of a Crooked Six- pence. The Breach with the Prince of Wales. 'Who's your Fat Friend ?' The Climax is reached. The Black-mail of Calais. George the Greater and George the Less. An Extraordinary Step. Down the Hill of Life. A Miserable Old Age. In the Hospice Du Bon Sauveur. O Young Men of this Age, be warned ! . p. 138 THEODORE EDWARD HOOK. The Greatest of Modern Wits. What Coleridge said of Hook. Hook's Family. Redeeming Points. Versatility. Varieties of Hoaxing. The Black- wafered Horse. The Berners Street Hoax. Success of the Scheme. The Strop of Hunger. Kitchen Examinations. The Wrong House. Angling for an Invitation. The Hackney-coach Device. The Plots of Hook and Mathews. Hook's Talents as an Improvisatore. The Gift becomes his Bane. Hook's Novels. College Fun. Baiting a Proctor. The Punning Faculty. Official Life Opens. Troublesome Pleasantry. Charge of Em- bezzlement. Misfortune. Doubly Disgraced. No Effort to remove the Stain. Attacks on the Queen. An Incongruous Mixture. Specimen of the Ramsbottom Letters. Hook's Scurrility. Fortune and Popularity. The End. p. 163 SYDNEY SMITH. The 'Wise Wit.' Oddities of the Father. Verse-making at Winchester. Curate Life on Salisbury Plain. Old Edinburgh. Its Social and Archi- tectural Features. Making Love Metaphysically. The Old Scottish Sup per. The Men of Mark passing away. The Band of Young Spirits. Contents. v ' Brougham's Early Tenacity. Fitting up Conversations. Old School' Ceremonies. The Speculative Society. A Brilliant Set. Sydney's Opinion ' of his Friends. Holland House. Preacher at the Foundling.' Sydney's 'Grammar of Life.' The Picture Mania. A Living Comes at Last. The Wit's Ministry. The Parsonage House at Foston-le-Clay. Country Quiet. The Universal Scratcher. Country Life and Country Prejudice. The Genial Magistrate. Glimpse of Edinburgh Society. Mrs. Grant of Laggan. A Pension Difficulty. Jeffrey and Cockburn. Craigcrook. Sydney Smith's Cheerfulness. His Rheumatic Armour. No Bishopric. Becomes Canon of St. Paul's. Anecdotes of Lord Dudley. A Sharp Reproof. Sydney's Classification of Society. Last Strokes of Humour. p. 193 GEORGE BUBB DODINGTON, LORD MELCOMBE. A Dinner-giving lordly Poet. A Misfortune for a Man of Society. Branden- burgh House. 'The Diversions of the Morning.' Johnson's Opinion of ' ' Foote. Churchill and The Rosciad. Personal Ridicule in its Proper ' Light. Wild Specimen of the Poet. Walpole on Dodington's Diary.' The best Commentary on a Man's Life. Leicester House. Grace Boyle. Elegant Modes of passing Time. A sad Day. What does Dodington ;ome here for? -The Veteran Wit, Beau, and Politician. ' Defend us from sur Executors and Editors." ..... D. 231 SUBJECTS 0* THE ILLUSTRATIONS. VOLUME II. TACK 'WHO'S YOUR FAT FRIEND?" .. .. ..(Frontispiece} STRAWBERRY HILL FROM THE THAMES 27 SELWYN ACKNOWLEDGES " THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE PEOPLE" 76 THE FAMOUS "LITERARY CLUB" 94 A TREASURE FOR A LADY SHERIDAN AND THE LAWYER 112 THEODORE HOOK'S ENGINEERING FROLIC .. ..176 SYDNEY SMITH'S WITTY ANSWER TO THE OLD PAR'SH CLERK 214 HORACE WALPOLE. The Commoners of England. Horace's Regret for the Death of his Mother. ' ' Little Horace in Arlington Street. Introduced to George I. Charac- teristic Anecdote of George I. Walpole's Education. Schoolboy Days. Boyish Friendships. Companionship of Gray. A Dreary Doom. Wal- pole's Description of Youthful Delights. Anecdote of Pope and Frederic of Wales. The Pomfrets. Sir Thomas Robinson's Ball. An Admirable Scene. Political Squibs. Sir Robert's Retirement from Office. The Splendid Mansion of Houghton. Sir Robert's Love of Gardening. What we owe to the 'Grandes Tours.' George Vertue. Men of One Idea. The Noble Picture-gallery at Houghton. The 'Market Pieces.' Sir Robert's Death. The Granville Faction. A very good Quarrel. Twickenham. Strawberry Hill. The Recluse of Strawberry.- Portraits of the Digby Family. Sacrilege. Mrs. Darner's Models. The Long Gallery at Straw- berry. The Chapel. 'A Dirty Little Thing.' The Society around Straw- berry Hill. Anne Seymour Conway. A Man who never Doubted. Lady Sophia Fermor's Marriage. Horace in Favour. Anecdote of Sir William Stanhope. A Paper House. Walpole's Habits. Why did he not Marry? ' Dowagers as Plenty as Flounders.' Catherine Hyde, Duchess of Queens- berry. Anecdote of Lady Granville. Kitty Clive. Death of Horatio Wai- pole. George, third Earl of Orford. A Visit to Houghton. Family Mis- fortunes. Poor Chatterton. Walpole's Concern with Chatterton. Walpole in Paris. Anecdote of Madame Geoffrin. 'Who's that Mr. Walpole?' ' The Miss Berrys. Horace's two Straw Berries.' Tapping a New Reign. The Sign of the Gothic Castle. Growing Old with Dignity. Succession to an Earldom. Walpole's Last Hours. Let us not be Ungrateful. ' j|AD this elegant writer, remarks the compiler of Wal- poliana,' composed memoirs of his own life, an example authorized by eminent names, ancient and modern, every other pen must have been dropped in despair, ' so true was it that he united the good sense of Fontenelle with the Attic salt and graces of Count Anthony Hamilton.' ' ' But Horace was a man of great literary modesty, and always undervalued his own efforts.