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VOL. XXII, NO. 64 TUESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Gorbachev will Senate resolves visit U.S., Cuba on lecture Associated Press and Reagan signed an agree­ ment to eliminate their policy MOSCOW- A year after con­ medium- and shorter-range nu­ cluding an arms treaty with the clear missiles. By FLORENTINE United States, Mikhail Gorbac­ But progress in talks to cut HOELKER hev is heading for a meeting the two sides’ arsenals of stra­ Staff Reporter with President Reagan and tegic weapons slowed to a President-elect George Bush crawl because of the U.S. elec­ The Student Senate passed a Wednesday to help set the pace tion campaign and problems resolution Monday regarding for future arms talks. including continued differ­ the University’s policy on poli­ During the Soviet president’s ences over Reagan’s “Star tical lectures, sparked by the trip, which begins Tuesday, he Wars” program for a space- controversy surrounding will address the United Nations based defense against nuclear George Bush’s lecture last and visit Cuba and Britain, attack. month. trying to polish his image as a The government newspaper Submitted by senator Mark statesman and dispel the Izvestia, in a front-page article Chapman, the resolution stated image of the Soviet Union as from New York on Monday, V that since the University “has an enemy. said the U.S. administration a responsibility to remain Tass called Wednesday’s was preparing intensively for politically un biased and non­ luncheon meeting in New York the meeting with Gorbachev. partisan ... to raise the stand­ with Reagan and Bush “an ex­ “There is a basis to suppose ards of political debate ... to traordinary event ” because su­ that the administration will not insure fair ticket distribution,” perpower relations are a deter­ only listen, but propose some­ it should take steps to avoid mining factor for “the very thing in return,” the paper what some senate members essence of the world process.” said. call “the manipulation of the “It is perfectly natural that Gorbachev has said he is University.” The resolution, written in ref­ the new administration will seeking improved relations i G l M G MX ttSTiVtr need some time to get its with the West in order to free erence to a similar resolution bearings in the complexity of up resources to improve the made by the faculty senate, domestic and international standard of living of Soviet recommends that the Univer­ problems. But it is very impor­ citizens. sity “shall oversee the ground tant not to drag out this per­ One Western analyst who rules set by the campaign staff iod,” Tass said. spoke on condition of and the administration for “ Marking time in interna­ anonymity said the Soviet Appetite for amnesty visits by political candidates.” tional affairs, especially in the Union “doesn’t have the re­ The Observer /M ike Moran It also recommends “the Uni­ domain of arms limitation and sources to sustain the invest­ Junior Erich Straub and senior Kathy Mariani, of Amnesty International, versity administration make reduction, is tantamount not ment it’s been making in ask students in North Dining Hall yesterday to sign Christmas cards for every effort to prevent the ap­ only to loss of time, but to back­ foreign aid and defense.” Mutile Henry Fazzie, a prisoner in South Africa. pearance of a Notre Dame en­ sliding,” it said. dorsement for any candidate.” On Dec. 8, 1987, Gorbachev see VISIT, page 7 see SENATE, page 5 Campus View once again Atlantis places satellite, to return to Earth today plagued by Hare Krishnas Associated Press million Lacrosse satellite over By DAN MURPHY Dame hats and saying “I’m vegetarian meals to im­ the weekend. JOHNSON SPACE CENTER, The sources, who spoke on Senior Staff Reporter going to have to give you a cita­ poverished people in the Ap­ tion for not having enough palachian region. Other pro­ Houston- The military condition of anonymity, said Individuals soliciting money fun.” The members, dressed in grams receiving solicited astronauts aboard the space the satellite was operating well at Campus View Apartments street clothes, asked for dona­ money include on-the-job train­ shuttle Atlantis planned to end in an orbit that carries it over Friday may be m em bers of the tions for “The Appalachia ing programs, health education their secrect mission Tuesday, 80 percent of the Soviet Union. International Society for Projects,” according to an ar­ classes, outreach centers having deployed a powerful spy Deployment of the surveillance Krishna Consciousness, or ticle appearing in The which distribute food in several satellite over the Soviet Union, satellite was believed to be the ISKCON, a group affiliated Observer on Nov. 6. Many stu­ cities and the promotion of a sources said Monday. military mission’s chief goal. with a Hare Krishna sect based dents mistakenly thought they “drug-free environment” in a NASA and Air Force officials The satellite is said to be de­ in Moundsville, West Virginia. were contributing money to rural area near Moundsville, have remained silent about the signed to gather extremely A van pulled into the Campus Notre Dame programs spon­ Goth said. mission, saying they would sharp all-weather radar View parking lot Friday night sored by Council for the Inter­ only comment to give 24-hour images of Eastern Bloc mili­ and abthit four people got out national Lay Apostolate Students have not filed any notice on the shuttle’s landing tary targets and would help and began soliciting door-to- (CILA) or the Center for Social complaints with Notre Dame time or if a major problem American intelligence door, according to the manager Concerns which benefit im­ Security concerning solicitors, developed. agencies monitor Soviet com­ of the apartment complex, John poverished areas of the Ap­ according to Phillip Johnson, pliance with arms control Wilson. A member of Campus palachian Mountains. Assistant Director of Notre Although no official word treaties. was heard from either agency View’s maintenance staff The assistant manager of Dame Security. “Nobody has Eventually, it also would by early Monday afternoon, a asked the individuals to leave ISKCON’s Appalachia Proj­ permission to solicit door-to- serve as the “radar eye” for the premises after the the ects, Helmut Goth, said he was door in the dorms,” Johnson source demanding anonymity the new B-2 stealth bomber. Campus View office received unaware of any ISKCON mem­ said, “and people ought not said the crew planned to land That would elim inate a bomber Tuesday afternoon at Edwards two phone calls from residents bers soliciting in the South hesitate to call if they see some­ crew’s need to use the Air Force Base in California. concerning the solicitors. Bend area at the present time. one suspicious. We won’t come aircraft’s own radar, which The flight, under Air Force “The same thing happened However, he said members in there like gangbusters. We might disclose its location. command, has been shrouded last year” said Wilson, travel across the country and won’t embarrass them. We try Before Monday, no in-flight “there’s no soliciting allowed may have stopped for a short to be discreet.” in secrecy since Atlantis information had been leaked to blasted off Friday morning here period. It’s too much of a time in South Bend. The Moundsville ISKCON or­ news agencies as it was during from Cape Canaveral, Fla. security problem.” Money raised by ISKCON ganization has been involved in two earlier Defense Depart­ As the five m ilitary officers Last fall members of members helps fund various legal cases ranging from mur­ ment shuttle missions. began their fourth day in orbit ISKCON collected donations programs created by ISKCON, der and arson to fraud, and has “It seems the Air Force and Monday morning, knowledge­ from students both on and off according to Goth. He said the been implicated in copyright NASA have learned how to plug able sources said the crew had campus. They often began by money may go toward a food infringements, according to successfully deployed a $500 distributing stickers or Notre program which delivers free the Wheeling (WVA) Register. see ATLANTIS, page 5 Tuesday, December 6, 1988 page 2 The Observer INSIDE COLUMN IN BRIEF

Catholic churches nationwide will be taking up a Year of Cultural Diversity special collection this weekend to help ease the financial strain of supporting increasing numbers of retired nuns and priests, Indiana church officials say. Most religious heightens awareness communities cannot afford the estimated $10,000 annual cost of caring for an elderly member of a religious order because the number of young clergy men and It’s the Year of Cultural Diversity. women who provide financial support is dwindling, they I’ve seen and heard that phrase countless Alison said. Without the special collections, some religious tim es since August, as it represents a concerted orders may have to break up and sell their property. effort to make our somewhat homogeneous stu­ Cocks Associated Press dent body more aware that there is a world Assistant beyond the Golden Dome. As a result, numerous events have been spon­ Production Manager Studebaker employees are still fighting to win sored, from the Peking Opera to fireside chats pension benefits for workers who lost their jobs when concerned with the Irish Question. The admin­ the Studebaker Corp. shut down 25 years ago. “As long istration has done an admirable job of coordi­ as I have breath in my body, I will continue,” says nating and publicizing these opportunities for Odell Newburn, the former president of United Auto us to broaden our horizons. Workers local 5. Almost 6,000 workers lost their What they have provided us with, however, pensions when Studebaker locked the gates to its South is not cultural diversity, but cultural visibility. Bend factory on Dec. 20, 1963. Many had at least 10 It is one thing to watch students give a Spanish years of service but lost out because the company’s dancing display on the fieldhouse mall in rented pension plan was not fully funded. Associated- Press flamenco attire and remember that there is a Spain; it is quite another to attempt to under­ stand the Spanish people. We are being pro­ The Rockefeller Center tree, -with the push of a vided with the opportunity to experience the button and a chorus of “Ooohs” -was lighted Monday finest aspects of other cultures, but this is only evening as it officially became Christmas time in New a starting point. York City. A crowd estimated at more than 70,000 I went to high school in England in a school jammed the streets and stared from skyscrapers that can best be described as an international around the famous plaza and skating rink where a melting pot. In that sort of environment, it is towering Tannenbaum has enchanted visitors for 56 next to impossible to ignore the existence of years. When the juice flowed to the 20,000 colored lights other cultures. Especially when frequent on the 75-foot Norway spruce, a piped-in rendition of the heated debates took place about the Arab Hallelujah chorus from Handel’s “Messiah” drowned Israeli conflict between citizens of each country out the admiring gasps. -Associated Press and I couldn’t walk through the hallways with­ out hearing different dialects of almost every The Year of Cultural Diversity is intended to language known to man. As I was forced to accomplish that. What it provides is a stepping OF INTEREST understand other cultures in order to under­ stone. We can attend all of the major events stand my classmates, I realized that there was offered by the University, sleep through all of at least a small element of truth to the frequent the lectures, and become aware of all kinds of jokes made about the Americans’ ignorance new countries whose names we can’t and lack of caring about other cultures. I don’t pronounce. And at the end of it all we can look Senior Dinner at Barnaby’stonight on Grape Road. think Americans are indifferent to life outside back on all the token efforts we have made and $4 all you can eat from 5 to 7 p.m. -The Observer the Continental U.S., just less informed than m arvel at how wonderful we are for broadening their European counterparts. our horizons and enriching our lives and con­ A Mexican Posada, a reenactment of Mary and We are a relatively homogeneous group. This tributing so actively to our educations. Great. Joseph’s search for shelter, will be presented by the Notre isn’t all bad: it is not difficult to find friends on This is only a start. Making token appear­ Dame Hispanic Organization. It begins on the steps of this cam pus with common interests and values. ances at University-sponsored functions does LaFortune at 7 p.m. today and ends with a reception in On the other hand, we also tend to develop an provide exposure to the great aspects of other Sorin Hall. -The Observer indifference to people outside our own world. cultures. Select aspects. To truly understand This is true not only of the way we react to the people living within a culture, and contri­ Operation Crossroads Africa can be your chance other cultures around the world, but to the sub buting to it, it is necessary to go beyond super­ to volunteer or be a leader for two months in Africa. There cultures we find in our own country. I was ficial observations and look around at the rep­ will be a slide presentation and information on how to surprised to find when I arrived back in the resentatives of other cultures that we have the participate today at 8 p.m. at the Center for Social Con­ States last year to start my freshm an year here opportunity to know. By becoming more aware cerns. For more information contact David Baltierra at the extent to which discrimination against of them, the differences between their lives and 283-1021. -The Observer minorities is still alive and well. And the extent the lives we have known, and how they fit into to which people are unaware of it. I don’t the overall scheme of things, we also become Students interested in summer jobs and internships honestly believe that it is consciously ignored more sensitive to the needs and interests of all should come to the Career and Placement Services office by the m ajority of the people here because they of the different ethnic groups that contribute to before the end of the semester for information about on- are cold and uncaring. Perhaps they simply society. It is then that the Year of Cultural Di­ campus interviews and other summer job opportunities. need to increase their awareness. versity accomplishes its purpose. -The Observer AFROTC Cadets Dine In tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. in the Wish ypur friends a Happy Birthday Call 239-5303 Monogram Room of the JACC. The guest speaker will be Lt. Col. Turner from Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. thrpugh Observer advertising. fpr details. -The Observer

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r Tuesday, December 6, 1988 The Observer page 3 Judge rejects plea change by father Associated Press Nussbaum, who lived with Steinberg for seventeen years, NEW YORK- Joel Steinberg said Steinberg admitted to her apparently reeling from that he had “knocked Lisa damaging testimony by his down” because the child was former lover about the violence staring at him. She said Stein­ that marked their lives, sought berg believed Lisa had the Monday to switch his plea to power to hypnotize people by innocent by reason of insanity staring. in the death of the 6-year-old Continuing her testimony girl they raised. Monday, Nussbaum testified The surprise request was for the first time that she had tentatively denied, but the seen Steinberg physically abuse Lisa, his illegally Kilobyte crunch adopted daughter. Waiting for computers at the Lafortune Computing Groth. With finals roughly 504,000 seconds away, quest followed Hedda Nus- Initially, state Supreme Center yesterday afternoon are (seated left to right) the state of mind of most students is not likely to be sbaum’s emotional testimony Court Justice Harold Rothwax seniors Bridget O’Brien, Mike Flynn, and junior Bob as calm as these three. last week. ordered that stricken from the court record, saying a 1985 in­ cident she cited was too long ago to be relevant. But Ms. Nussbaum was allowed to tes­ Win A tify about another incident that she said took place several weeks before Lisa’s death. “Joel grabbed Lisa by the Christmas Stocking arms and shoulders, shook her and threw her down on the Filled with Christmas Goodies ($30 Value) floor,” she recalled. Asked if she had ever seen bruises on Lisa, she said, “I saw bruises on her arms and register at shoulders that looked like finger marks after Joel had grabbed her and shook her.” The Country Harvester She also said she had never hit Lisa or physically abused f r o m her in any way. The child was taken uncon­ LaFortune St. Center Basement scious from Steinberg’s apart­ Hours: Mon-Fri ment the morning of Nov. 2, 1987, to St. Vincent’s Hospital, 12:00-6:30 pm where she died of head injuries 5 three days later. Ms. Nussbaum, 46, also tes­ tified that she had used Drawing to be held Dec. 15th 4:30 pm, need notcocaine, “ probably for eight or nine years,” and smoked be present to win. “freebase” cocaine for the last seven of those years. In seeking to enter a new plea Don’t forget we have daily pick up by UPS in the case, Steinberg’s lawyer, Ira London, said Nussbaum’s testimony last week convinced psychiatrists that Steinberg was not criminally responsible for the little girl’s death. The psychiatrists previously believed Steinberg, a lawyer who was debarred after the kil­ // ling, was mentally competent at the time of the girl’s death, London said. X Barry Scheck, a lawyer for Nussbaum, said psychiatrists who interviewed her during the past year believed there were “indications that Joel was not playing with a full deck.” Rothwax noted that insanity defenses ordinarily must be filed before a trial begins and within 30 days after a defen­ Eastern Style subs Iron wood dant enters a plea. But, the iudee said, “for good cause shown and in the inter­ ests of justice,” the court has 2 Buck Tuesday discretion to permit an insanity defense to be presented at any time. Rothwax denied the request Any 7” sub for $2.00 but said he would give the defense the opportunity to re­ submit it with “proper Free Delivery papers.” Rothwax said the lawyers should have affidavits from psychiatrists and from themselves describing their 271-0 SUB evaluation of Steinberg’s sanity. (minimum of 3 for delivery) The prosecution vigorously opposed the plea change. “If you grant this motion, I prefer not to proceed,” Assis­ Mateo’s Thanks you for your tant District Attorney Peter Casolaro said. He said the pro­ secution had completed 80 per­ support cent of its case and called some witnesses- including Ms. Nussbaum-who would not have been called had Steinberg 1636 N. Ironwood Dr. originally entered an insanity plea. page The Observer Tuesday, December 6, 1988 ur Holiday Promotion Is a Real Catch

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- - -—-«. © 1988, Zenith Data Systems Tuesday, December 6, 1988 The Observer page 5 Michel to lead GOP, Wright re-elected Associated Press Gray, D Pa., was named to the Democrats’ No. 4 post, the WASHINGTON- Rep. Robert highest level ever achieved by Michel, re-elected House Re­ a black party member. publican leader Monday, Michel, who was chosen decried the low ethical quality unanimously by the 175- of the House and called on member GOP contingent for a Democrats to join in an effort fifth term as minority leader, to reform ethics standards and did not refer to any specific et­ election campaign practices hics cases in his remarks, but and limit outside speaking fees. said “we must more clearly “The record of (ethics) en­ define our ethics rules and then forcement in this House is a na­ we have to enforce them . . . tional disgrace,” the Illinois the time for reform is here.” Republican said as House members met in separate He specifically called upon party caucuses to choose Wright and other Democratic jsmmu' ’ wmavmaut' *- & > ! leaders for the 101st Congress. leaders “to join with us in form­ Another Notre Dame line? AP Photo ing a bipartisan task force . . . No, but Parisians had a long wait for the Metro as workers has paralyzed som e lines inside the city. Speaker Jim Wright, D- to fashion reforms of ethics they crowded on the quay of a subway station in Maintenance workers of the regional express train Texas, unanimously selected standards, outside income and Paris Monday. The strike of Paris metro transit lines have also been on strike for several days. by the 260-member Democratic campaign practices.” bloc for his second two-year In his acceptance speech term as the top House officer, several hours later, Wright Economists predict slowdown, disagreed with Michel’s as­ said the House would pass sessment, but offered to dis­ “clean elections legislation,” cuss the issues with him. but the only specific proposal recession for Bush within two years “For the most part, mem­ he mentioned was to establish Associated Press sum er demand for cars, houses growth, lower interest rates bers of the House . . . are uniform poll closing times and other big-ticket items. and falling inflation next year. decent, responsible and ethical nationwide. WASHINGTON- President­ If the business economists people,” said Wright, whose elect George Bush will be An overwhelming majority prove to be more accurate, it personal finances and possible Wright also said the new forced to deal with a dramatic of the economists, 88 percent, will mean Bush will have to divulging of government House in the 101st Congress slowdown in economic activity predicted that Bush would have come up with even sharper secrets are under investigation would approve a new Clean Air next year that will make his job to deal with a recession in his spending cuts if he is to keep by the House ethics committee. Act and would work to “clean of deficit reduction even toug­ first two years in office; 40 per­ to his pledge of reducing the He has denied any wrongdoing. up those areas of our business her, the nation’s top business cent forecast that the country budget deficit without higher practices where management economists predicted Monday. would be in a downturn by this taxes. The exchanges between needs regulation.” The National Association of time next year. Wright and Michel came as Business Economists said a The outlook is far more pes­ Jay Woodworth, senior econ­ both parties elected their He cited the disappearance survey of 200 of its members simistic than the official omist at Bankers Trust Co. of leaders for the new Congress, of banks, corporations and found them pessimistic about forecast upon which the New York and president of the which begins Jan. 3. Two farms in economic reshufflings growth prospects because of a Reagan administration is association, said the business female House members lost and leveraged buyouts that belief that inflationary pre­ basing its final budget request economists believed Bush bids to crack the all-male top “intensify and concentrate eco­ ssures will mean higher inter­ to Congress. That assessment should make reducing the def­ leadership ranks on both sides nomic wealth in fewer and est rates and thus lower con­ is calling for much faster icit his No. 1 priority. of the aisle, but Rep. William fewer hands.” ______m n— TBHTTTTl— IUII=,IWII..II.U Senate For a continued from page 1 Good HAPPY In other business, the Senate Time Call announced that additional li­ brary phones should be avail­ able by finals week. Efforts are also being made to extend HANUKKAHH LaFortune hours to 3 a.m. Malini during finals week.

Finally, a mini-postal center (For a better is expected to be installed in time call North Dining Hall by the end L ove You of the semester. The postal cen­ her roommates) ter will sell stam ps, post cards, F orever and envelopes. J u a n q u i Oh, by the way, Happy 20 Birthday! Atlantis continued from page 1 0 SENIOR CLASS ^ the leaks,” one official said Sunday, on condition he not be .V* SKI TRIP s ty 0 identified.

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Richard Dortch were charged The indictment alleged that in a 24-count indictment with Bakker and Dortch made false mail fraud, wire fraud and con­ statements to induce members spiring to defraud the public of the public to buy partner­ through the sale of lifetime ships and that the partner partnerships in the ministry’s funds weren’t used to construct Heritage Village theme park. the lodging facilities promised. A second indictment of 11 Bakker and Dortch promised counts charged former PTL that the fupds would be used to vice President David Taggart build the Grand Hotel, Tower and his brother, James, with Hotel, Country Farm Inn, Her­ tax evasion and conspiracy to The Observer / Kim O’Connor itage Grand Mansion, a lineteen more shopping days impede the Internal Revenue Bazaar in LeMans Hall y esterday -a viable alternative campground and several Saint Mary's freshmen Terese Martino (left) and Service in the collection of bunkhouses, the indictment to Hammes Notre Dame Bookstore. Bridget Boyle are way ahead of schedule in their taxes. said. But by the time Bakker Christmas shopping as they browse at the Christmas The Taggarts were accused resigned from PTL in March of diverting some $1.1 million 1987, only the Grand Hotel and in PTL funds to pay personal one bunkhouse had been com­ Industrial nations agree to limit bills and expenses while failing pleted, the indictment said. to report the funds as income imports, but free-trade unresolved on their 1983 through 1987 tax According to the grand jury’s returns. report, more than 152,000 fully Associated Press in services and international m arket access to tropical prod­ For those years, according to paid partnerships were sold protection of patents and ucts from Brazil, Colombia, the indictment, David Taggart producing at least $158 million MONTREAL- A group of in­ copyrights. Mexico, the Philippines, evaded some $320,000 in taxes in revenue for the evangelical dustrialized nations agreed Cabinet ministers are Thailand, Nicaragua and while James Taggart evaded empire built by Bakker and his Monday to lower barriers to meeting here to give a political Malaysia, GATT spokesman taxes amounting to some wife, Tammy, before his imports of tropical products push to negotiations at the mid­ David Woods said. $175,000. David Taggart was a downfall in a sex and money such as coffee, cocoa and point of the four-year Uruguay Woods said the specific steps special assistant to Bakker as scandal in March 1987. bananas, but wide gaps Round of free-trade talks, the that will be taken vary from PTL vice president, and James The indictment alleged that remained over the most con­ biggest and most ambitious of country to country, and he said Taggart is a former interior Bakker and Dortch diverted tentious issues in free-trade the eight rounds that have been the new tariff schedules would designer for PTL. PTL funds for their own use. talks among more than 100 na­ held since formation of the not be released by the end of The indictment against Bak­ Bakker and his wife were given tions. General Agreement on Tariffs this week. ker and Dortch alleges that in bonuses totaling nearly $3.5 Negotiators expressed pes­ and Trade after World War II. The approval of the package late 1983, Bakker announced million and Dortch obtained simism about the outlook for The agreement covering $25 reduced the leverage of the construction of a vacation park bonuses totaling $550,000, the accords on such controversial billion to $30 billion in annual United States, which had been at Heritage USA that was to in­ indictment said. issues as farm subsidies, trade exports of tropical products seeking to link progress in was reached at about 4 a.m. on tropical products to an agree­ SPRING BREAK '89 Monday. It included an impor­ m ent on the broader issue of try to convince Fidel Castro in Reservations Available Now tant qualifier by the United farm trade. Cuba that it is time to de- States, which said its conces­ Visit emphasize the revolutionary S outh P adre Islan d . TX -r0m$149* sions would only be effective if The United States is alone in continued from page 1 movement in Latin America. 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TX i,0m $ 1 3 6 * Australia, Nordic countries payers and consumers while quality or quantity of food and in which former leader Nikita Port Royal Condos and members of the European helping developing nations that consumer goods, and there is a Khrushchev pounded his shoe H ilton H ead Islan d . S C „om $ 1 0 7 * Economic Community, agreed export food, the United States pervasive feeling that things on a table at the United Nations Hilton Head Beach Condos to lower tariffs and improve says. actually have worsened. in 1960. Don’t Wait Until It’s Too A survey by a Moscow Without naming Late! Knights of the Castle sociological research institute Khrushchev, the paper said Call Toll Free Today earlier this fall found that only many still recall “how our Men’s Hairstylino 2 percent of workers inter­ leader looked then in the hall viewed thought their lives had of the General Assembly, how student $8.50 complete improved significantly under he jumped up from his place, style Gorbachev. trying to interrupt speakers he didn’t like, pounded his fist on MINUTES a w a y f r o m c a m p u s Soviet sources said the pres- the table (and not only his 272 0312 277 1691 ssure to devote more resources fist).” DISCOUNTS FOR ALL STUDENTS to domestic needs means Gor­ In his talks with Castro, Gor­ bachev will try to end to the bachev will emphasize that the Ironwood & St.Road (behind Subway Sandwiches) "Depending on Break dates & length of stay “enemy image.” He also will Soviet Union will no longer en­ courage communist revolu­ tions in Latin America, said —A»«m w n —— one Soviet expert on Latin America. ATTENTION BSNs! “We are now saying human values take precedence over MAKE YOUR class values,” said the expert, who spoke on condition of EDUCATION anonymity. “ We are no longer supporting class wars or COUNT... socialist revolutions in Latin America. We are not against ...as a fully qualified class struggle, but we are Air Force nurse specialist. saying it should not dominate international relations. We are You'll receive excellent pay T-SHIRTS, T-SHIRTS, not going to get involved.” and benefits plus enjoy opportunities for profes­ WHO'S GOT THE T-SHIRTS? sional development and C orrection DENNYS, Yl MILE NORTH OF CLEVELAND, ON 31 N service to your country. Due to a reporting error, Call IS OFFERING A “ I GOT SLAMMED AT DENNYS" The Observer reported in­ T-SHIRT GIVE AWAY. correctly Monday that a stu­ MAJOR DUFFY dent was assaulted on 317-848-5830 COLLECT Friday near the power plant. FOR MORE DETAILS COME TO DENNYS The incident took place on WE ARE OPEN 24 HRS. 7 DAYS A WEEK Saturday. V i e w p o i n t Tuesday, December 6, 1988 page 8 The many benefits P.O. Box Q Dismas House Aside from a commitment to actually live at the House, other students help of laziness invites volunteers the Dismas community with cooking evening meals, house cleaning, main­ Lying on my couch, I casually grab a drink (i.e. efficient floor plan­ Dear Editor: tenance, and general involvement and reached over to my remote control to ning due to laziness). However, to turn The Dismas House student group is support. Further involvement in prison change the radio station, as I do not on my television, I m ust get up and take a relatively new project working in enjoy listening to commercials. A a couple of steps to reach it since my cooperation with the Dismas Board of work is available as well through such friend of mine then accused me of being stereo controls only the sound. Ap­ South Bend to operate a community of programs a Inmate-Outmate and Victim Offender Reconciliation. In­ one of the laziest people he knew. Upon parently I was not quite lazy enough former prisoners and students. This my asking why, he noted that I lived in (but fear not; I am constantly figuring community promotes bonds of trust and volving the outside community as much a 12’ x 15’ cubicle and I used a remote out ways to overcome this obstacle as friendship between students and as possible is an important part of the control on my stereo. I also plugged my well). former prisoners, and serves as an un­ philosophy of Dismas, and visitors and TV into the stereo. I told him it im­ structured rehabilitation for the former friends are always welcome at the proves the sound of an otherwise cheap If it were not for lazi­ prisoners, who often need to be recon­ House, located at 521 S. St. Joseph Street. Anyone interested in participat­ TV. But he saw right through me. He ness, we would not have ciled with society. knew I did it so I would not have to get The rationale of the Dismas program ing in the Dismas program should come off the couch to control the sound of the such great things as es­ is based on the experience that men to the Center for Social Concerns’ Ac­ television. When he called me a lazy calators, golf carts, and and women released from prison rarely tivities Night in January to receive more information. pig, I wanted to hit him, but I could not those buttons that open have an accepting family to return to, find anything within my reach to throw and many have difficulty making an at him. trunks from inside the immediate adjustment to life and work Tara Durney car.______after being released without some kind Center for Social Concerns Paul Kane of support structure. The church and Dec. 4, 1988 community have a responsibility to as­ guest column Lazy people usually end up working sist these men and women in their ad­ harder than others too. Now, of course, justment in becoming responsible and this sounds silly, but think about it. Gen­ productive citizens. The Dismas family erally lazy people will work much provides an environment to ease their harder at getting out of work than if transition into the community for the The Observer retains I started thinking about this whole they had acutally done the work itself. critical first few months. the right to edit all lazy thing. In the end, I decided it is When I lived at home, I never realized Men and women from Notre Dame not so bad to be lazy after all. (I have it would have been infinitely easier and Saint Mary’s are needed to live as commentaries sub­ not yet figured out if my realizations mowing the lawn than to go through all student residents at Dismas House and mitted to the Viewpoint were valid or if I was just creating some the trouble avoiding mowing the lawn. provide an environment of openness warped justification for lying on the However, as I was constantly challeng­ and acceptance as members of the core department. Please couch a little longer.) Being lazy is ing my creative and innovative abilities community for a commitment of one note that the briefer really quite an asset. Think about it. in order to avoid the work, I think I am semester. Living in community with the peice, the greater Most of the greatest innovations of a much better person today because of people of such diverse backgrounds is humankind are due to laziness. it. probably the most challenging and its chances of reach­ rewarding experience of Dismas life, ing print. Why did our ancestors create the and has provided for student residents wheel? Because they wanted to get Lazy people usually end an unprecedented opportunity for self- from one place to the next quickly? No. up working harder than discovery, acceptance, and awareness. They were lazy! Just think, if it had not been for those lazy cavemen thousands others too. of years ago, we would not have Lam­ borghini Countach 5000s today, would Lastly I would like to point out that HOW NICE OF we? And if Mr. Bell had not been so someday, when you are an employer lazy, instead of creating the telephone, out there in the “real world,” never he would have just stuck his head out discount the lazy people. For those are the door and said, “Yo, Watson!” the people who are always looking for short cuts. They get the same amount It is said that necessity is the mother of work done in less time. And by of invention. But I would like to propose making the job easier on themselves, that we change that to laziness is the they are much happier in the long run mother of invention. If it were not for and thus more productive. laziness, we would not have such great So I do not know about you, but in the things as escalators, golf carts, and future when I am asked in a job inter­ those buttons that open trunks from in­ view what my biggest weakness is, I side the car. will hold my head high and say, “I am lazy, sir. And proud of it.” Laziness is also efficient. For exam­ ple, as I lie here on my couch writing Paul A, Kane is a senior majoring in this, I can easily reach my fridge to anthropology and government.

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The Observer Editorial Board Operations Board Editor-in-Chief Chris Murphy Business Manager John Oxrider P.O. Box 0, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219)239-5303 Managing Editor Chris Donnelly Advertising Design Manager Molly Killen News Editor Regis Coccia Advertising Manager Linda Goldschmidt News Editor Mark McLaughlin Production Manager Bernadette Shifts The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students el the University el Viewpoint Editor Matt Slaughter Systems Manager Mark Ridgeway Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary s College II does not necessarily rellect the policies of Sports Editor Marty Strasen Controller Todd Hardiman the administration ol either institution The news is reported as accurately and objectively as Accent Editor Beth Healy Graphic Arts Manager Marga Bruns possible Unsigned editorials represent the opinion ol the majority ol the Editorial Board Saint Mary s Editor Sandy Cenmele Commentaries letters and the Inside Column present the views ol their authors Column Photo Editor Michael Moran space is available to all members ol the community and the tree expression ol varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged Founded November 3,1966 Accent Tuesday, December 6, 1988 Pa9e 9 Bradys Return for Christmas

hey’re ba-ack! No, not the “Pol­ audience to their new husbands and Ttergeist” cast, the Brady Bunch. wives as well as Mike and Carol’s The bunch that entertained all three grandchildren. All the original America with their wholesome family cast members are back except for fun is back with some special Susan Olsen, who played Cindy. She Christmas cheer in a two-hour CBS has been replaced by Jennifer movie of the week entitled “A Very Runyan. Brady Christmas.” On Sunday, December 18 (yes, “The Brady Bunch” was a that’s after finals so there’s no ex- mainstay of Friday night television viewing for five years on ABC begin­ ning in 1969, when the children JOE BUCOLO ranged in ages from seven to four­ teen years old. The show has been highly visible in reruns ever since. To Be Continued . . . After “The Brady Bunch,” Florence Henderson made guest ap­ pearances on “The Love Boat” and cuse for missing it), CBS will present starred in “Little Women.” Cur­ this holiday special, which, if ratings rently, she hosts a celebrity cooking are as high as Santa is jolly, will show on cable’s Country Television # become a holiday classic. Network. Robert Reed earned Emmy- nominations for his performances in A lot of things have changed since “Roots,” “Rich Man, Poor Man,” the last episode of “The Brady and “Medical Center.” He also Bunch” (and even since the short­ starred in “The Defenders” and “The lived series “The Brady Brides”). Runaways.” Carol (Florence Henderson) is a real Ann B. Davis, who earned an estate agent who has saved her com­ Emmy award prior to “The Brady mission checks to buy Mike (Robert Bunch,” continues to do dinner Reed) a dream vacation for theatre, usually starring in a play Christmas. Ironically (and as any written especially for her by “Brady true “Brady Bunch” fan might have Bunch” producer Lloyd Schwartz. guessed), Mike has saved his money She is also quite active in charity from his architectural projects to buy work in Denver, where she lives. Carol a dream vacation for Christmas. The two gifts “cancel” Stay Tuned: The long running ABC each other out, and the loving Brady soap opera “Ryan’s Hope” has been parents decide to use the money to cancelled. Its final episode will air in help their “bunch” return home for January and there are no plans to Christmas. replace it with a new soap opera. The final twelve hours of ABC’s Alice (Ann B. Davis) is happy to “War and Remembrance” will air in return, because she’s been tossed out May. by her husband who has his eyes on a Due to a severe foot injury, Ken younger woman. Each of the Brady Wahl of CBS’ “Wiseguy” will not be children has a special reason for not able to film upcoming episodes of the wanting to return. Those crises range show. His character will enter the from broken marriages to unemploy­ hospital, and another Federal agent ment, all problems the Bradys don’t will be sent undercover to replace want to share with their parents or him. siblings. Finally, Carol and Mike face Valerie Harper, around whose char­ their own crisis which threatens to acter NBC’s “The Hogan Family” turn the Brady family reunion into a (then called “Valerie”) was very “un Brady-like” affair. originally based, will start a new With the exception of Cindy, all the original Bradys are back, reunited this In addition to the main Brady fam­ situation comedy on CBS in the near ily, this movie introduces the viewing future. Christmas season in 2-hour television movie, “A Very Brady Christmas.” Of Professors and Beer MATT CLEARY learn words like “squid” and ulty members are not scary cent of Japan is Christian, accent writer “seaweed.” So, I just pretend or unapproachable - they are none of the people see a con­ everything is chicken and I friends. flict in attending a Catholic usually don’t know what it don’t ask questions. university and interacting Iis that I’m eating for lunch. And this is good, of course, with the priests. Hence, I The cafeteria workers do not So I was sitting in the dorm because friends drink with found myself in this priest’s speak English. I can speak cafeteria one day, and who friends. So, one night a few room, on the fifth floor of my some Japanese, but not came and sat down next to guys in the dorm decided that dorm. It turns out that this is enough to understand the me but Father Currie, the it was about time they drank a common occurrence, be­ workers. The Japanese stu­ dean of Sophia University’s again with Fr. Currie, and cause Fr. Currie was fully dents with whom I dine can Comparative Culture pro­ they asked me to come along. prepared with a refrigerator speak a good bit of English, gram, in which I am enrolled. I didn’t know how to say full of beer, and he was but they are taught things The Japanese have a custom other faculty members eat “What, you mean with a generous in keeping our like “How are you today?” which is strange to with the students. They also priest?” in Japanese, so I just glasses full. and “Oh, you are a lost for­ Americans, though perhaps it talk, shower, do laundry, and went. eigner?” They usually don’t shouldn’t be. Teachers and live with the students. Fac- Now, I’m not suggesting Unlike myself, who has a that anyone approach his pro­ lifetime of reasons for being fessor and invite him to a keg Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson scared of priests, the Japan­ party. Nobody here is foolish ese students felt perfectly at enough to get drunk with a I DONT UNDERSTAND HCW HOW DOES WE PAT FOR THE TWERES NO INCOME DEFICIT s u r e , But Sooner home with him. The Japanese priest; we just drink with SANTA RUNS HIS OPERATION. RAW MATERIALS WE USES TO TO COVER WVS SPENDING O R LATER ITS VON CAN UE AFFORD TO GIVE MAKE TUE TO TS? VOW DOES COSTS. HOW J I GUESS GOING TO CMCW attitude towards religion is them. And, throughout the , TONS AWAT ? HE RAT WVS ELVES ? does he Doit? \ UP TO UVM, AND rare if not unique in the course of the evening, I dis­ THEN WHERE WILL world. Here, different covered that priests are not I B E ? / religions are not mutually perfect - actually human. Fr. exclusive. Most Japanese Currie, for example, hates practice different aspects of Republicans. But other than Shinto, the native religion, that, he is a very wise man, and Buddhism, which they and very interesting to talk 4&K import from India. to. You can learn a lot from a priest if you can drink with So, although about one per­ him. Tuesday, December 6, 1988 page 10 The Observer LA routs Chicago SPORTS BRIEFS WVFI-640 AM will carry the Notre Dame The ND Boxing Club is holding a meeting in big NFC battle (2-0) basketball game with Indiana (3-3) for anyone interested in joining the club or par­ tonight. Jamey Rappis and Bob Splude provideticipating in next semester’s Bengal Bouts. The Associated Press game ahead of Minnesota in the the play-by-play and analysis starting at 7 p.m.meeting will be today at 5 p.m. in the boxing NFC central, but now face the -The Observer gym located at Gate 3 of the Joyce ACC. For ANAHEIM The Los An­ possibility of losing the title it more information, call Mike Noone at x3386. geles Rams kept their playoff has won every year since 1984. The Synchronized Swim Club will not hopes alive and jeopardized The Bears would finish behind hold any more practices this semester. There Chicago’s chance of a fifth the Vikings if they lose at Min­ Fiesta Bowl student tickets will be will be a meeting Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. at the Rolfs distributed only to students, ticket manager straight division title with a 23- nesota in two weeks because pool. -The Observer 3 victory Monday night behind the Vikings won the first Bubba Cunningham emphasized Monday. Stu­ dents probably will have to bring more picture the receiving of Henry Ellard meeting of the teams, 31-7 at The ND Rowing Club is holding a and the running of Greg Bell. Chicago. identifications than just a student ID when they mandatory meeting tonight at 6:30 for all mem­ try to pick up their tickets. Students who cancel The Rams defense limited The Rams led 6-3 at the half bers of the women’s varsity team who are plan­ the Bears to just 213 yards, 62 on 25- and 27-yard field goals their ticket orders now will get their money ning to row next semester. The meeting will be back, but no refunds will be given in Arizona. of that coming in the final two by Mike Lansford, both set up held in the basement of LaFortune. Members -The Observer minutes. by Chicago turnovers. of the women’s varsity team who can not attend The Rams ended a four-game Then Los Angeles put the the meeting should contact Suzanne at x4220 or made a nine-player losing streak as well as a five- game away with two explosive Kelly at 284-5002. -The Observer The game winning streak by drives that resulted in touch­ trade with the Monday. The deal Chicago, which was forced by downs within five minutes. The ND-SMC Ski Team will hold its final sends all-star outfielder to injuries to Jim McMahon and The first cam e at the end of meeting of the semester tonight at 8:30 in room Texas with pitchers Drew Hall and Jamie Mike Tomczak to go with third- a five-play, 66-yard drive with 127 of Nieuwland Science Hall. Anybody who Moyer. comes to string quarterback Jim Har 1:43 left in the third quarter on has turtlenecks must either bring in his or her Chicago with pitcher , shortstop baugh. He completed only 11 of a 31-yard pass from Jim money or the rem aining turtlenecks. Money for Curtis Wilkerson, and two minor 30 passes for 108 yards with two Everett to Ellard, who finished tryouts ($20) also will be taken. The itinerary leaguers. -Associated Press interceptions in his first NFL the evening with six catches for will be given for those going to Steamboat, who start. 132 yards. He leads the NFL must make sure to bring in his or her insurance Jack Elwaywas fired Monday as coach of The Rams are 8-6, a game with 1,248 receiving yards. form. Any questions should be directed to the Stanford Cardinal. Elway had led the Car­ behind San Francisco and New The second came 3:09 into Woodsy at 288-5423. -The Observer dinal for the past five years. Orleans in the NFC west. the final quarter on a 1-yard Chicago, 11-3, remained one run by Greg Bell.

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© 1988 Apple Computer, Inc. Apple, the Apple logo, and Macintosh are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc. Tuesday, December 6, 1988 Pag* 12 The Observer Belles fall short in tri meet Duke remains No. 1 By ELIZABETH sing first by .30 of a second. 2:09.18. Yvette Ditm yer also VANDERSARL The Belles looked to be a showed promise in the 50 and in college hoop poll Sports Writer well-rounded team, claiming at 100 free placing in the top five least first, second or third in in both events. Associated Press 1,266 points from a nation­ The Saint Mary’s swimming each event. wide panel of sportswriters team travelled to Valparaiso Colburn’s 2:28.79 in the 200 STORRS, Conn. -After and broadcasters. Mic­ last Saturday and fell just short An especially strong event IM received a second place. years of playing like a higan, 5-0, held second of victory in a tri meet. Teams for the Belles was the 1000 free Two other team members of punch-drunk fighter in a place, with nine first-place from Butler and Valparaiso in which Peggy Halloran and the medley relay team, league of heavyweights, votes and 1,214 points. also participated. Jenny Glaser placed second McLeod and Rush, earned Connecticut’s basketball Syracuse, 7-0, and Geor­ “It all came down to the last and third respectively. second and third places in their team awoke Monday to find getown, 2-0, swapped places relay,” said coach Dennis specialty areas of the 100 it had gained new respect. from a week ago. Each Cooper. The 1000 meter diving as­ breast and 100 fly. The Huskies, with vic­ received one first-place vote The tight battle for places be­ sisted the Belles in accumulat­ tories in their first two and 1,131 and 1,075 points, came obvious in the first event ing points as Kristen It was anyone’s meet as the games, were ranked No. 18 respectively. Seton Hall, of the meet. The Belles’ relay Cavanaugh received 152.8 gun sounded for the start of the in The Associated Press poll. also in the Big E ast, was No. team of Lori Swedish, Heather points, earning her a first 400 free relay. The Belles swam “I’m happy to be in the 20. McLeod, Colette Rush and Mic­ place. Ann Blake easily hard and recorded 4:11.73- polls,” Connecticut coach helle Colburn clocked in at claimed third place with a 22- good enough for third place. Jim Calhoun said before his The Atlantic Coast Confer­ 4:26.29, a time less than a point lead over her nearest Butler and Valparaiso tied with team played Marist Monday ence had four m em bers in second from Butler’s first competitor. 61 points, while Saint Mary’s night. the Top Twenty Duke, No. place 4:25.94. tallied 52. Meanwhile, Duke and Mic­ 8 North Carolina, No. 12 Although it was only the higan continued to top the Georgia Tech and No. 19 The 100 backstroke carried second meet of the season, two Despite a disappointing loss, poll. North Carolina State -as did echoes of the medley relay with freshmen gave strong perfor­ the Belles proved that although Duke, 4-0, received the the Big Ten, with Michigan, Saint Mary’s again fighting a mances. Kathleen Golski took they are a small team they same number of first place No. 5 Iowa, No. 7 Illinois and close battle. Swedish’s 1:08.35 third in both the 100 and 200 have the ability to stick with votes as last week, 47, and No. 14 Ohio State. earned her a second place mis­ free, with tim es of 1:00.11 and the competition.

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* t * * TOUCHE ROSS * * * * * * MANAGEMENT CONSULTING * * * * * * invites you to a reception to discuss our * * * * I Research Associate position * * * * * * University Club * * 5:30-7:00 * i * * December 6, 1988 * * * * This two to three year analyst position offers a challenging* * * environment in which Research Associates are integral * * * members of consulting project teams. * * * * * * We will be recruiting at Notre Dame on January 30. * Tuesday, December 6, 1988 The Observer page 13 Though Villanova won the ^ ^ " r Men meet, the Irish managed to continued from page 16 beat Fordham by a score of 134- 107, after Fordham accum­ The purpose of the champion­ ulated 478 points at the Na­ ships was mostly a litmus-test tional Catholics compared to for the Irish to assess its posi­ Notre Dame’s 438. tion in the middle of the season. Highlighting the Irish Welsh was optimistic about weekend was junior diver Ed the outcome of the two meets. Veome, who won the high point “ We improved each day of award for divers at the Na­ the meet, swimming faster on tional Catholics. The La the fourth day than any previ­ - Grange Park, 111., native’s top ous day,” said Welsh. “It shows finish in the one-meter diving us three things. competition and third place in “First it shows us that the the three-meter contest was team stayed disciplined, enough to earn him top honors focused, optimistic and con­ among the host of divers. tinually prepared to do its best. Also at the National Cat­ Second, it is very rare for a holics, sophomore Jim Byrne The Obeerver / Mtehael Moran team’s performance to im­ finished second in the 200- The men’s and women’s swimming teams both teams also competed against Vlllanova and prove over a three-day meet. I Backstroke and fourth in the finished fourth In the National Catholic Cham- Fordham in a tri meet Sunday, think that’s a tribute to the 400-Individual Medley to help pionshlps last weekend in Philadelphia. The swimmers, and the strength the Irish cause. and conditioning program Now that the swimmers are we’ve had this fall. Pamenter, also a freshman, set look at both of the meets. aware of their status, they will a record for the 50 yard back­ “Third, we saw how we can take to the waters in California “Not a single person had a improve from now through the Women stroke during the 200 race. to train over Christmas break. bad swim but it was harder to spring championships,” con­ On Sunday, the Irish women The performances last continued from page 16 achieve,” he said. “The level tinued Welsh. “We see what’s competed in a tri-m eet with Vil- of base conditioning is not as weekend will not serve to dis­ left to be done and we have a the areas where the team needs lanova and Fordham and the courage the Irish, but to make strong as we want it to be, and clear sense of how to go about to improve. results were split. The team this is certainly influenced by them work that much harder. it. That’s a positive outcome of “ We know now what needs to lost to Villanova, 66-47, but “Last year when we swam the fact that Rolfs pool didn’t the m eet.” be done,” he said. “A champi­ soundly defeated Fordham, open until October.” well at the National Catholics, onship meet in midseason is 172-69. Jenny Kipp, Christy The dual meet at Villanova it was an incentive that encour­ “The peak performances was the best indicator of Irish like a reality check. You take Moston and Becky Wood cap­ aged us to swim well for the were less visible,” he contin­ potential. After three grueling a hard look, find out how you’re tured first place finishes for the ued. “We didn’t set any univer­ rest of the season,” said soph­ doing and see what you have to Irish, and the 200 medley relay days at the National Catholics, omore Brian Rini. “At this sity records until the last night the swimmers made their way do next.” team also placed first. of the competition (the Na­ meet, even though we didn’t to compete with two of the There were five university “The results were the same tional Catholics).” swim the same quality meet, I teams that finished ahead of records broken at the National as the last time we faced these The primary emphasis for think the team is even more en­ Catholics. 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* From August 3 1, 1988 until further notice for eligible students, faculty and staff papa 14 The Observer Tuesday, December 6, 1988 Vegas lucky to ND wrestlers Irish volleyball rolls By GREG from placing higher. “Marcus did a super job for SCHECKENBACH “Pat wrestled real well this a freshman,” said McCann. in opening tourney Sports Writer weekend despite being hurt in “He responded under extreme the semi-finals,” said coach pressure and came out with a The Men’s Volleyball Club opened its season last Jackpot! Fran McCann. “I just hope the place in his division.” weekend in a six-team tournament in Michigan. The Irish The Notre Dame wrestling injury doesn’t turn out to be Gowens’ first loss was to a brought two teams to the tournament, both of which were team grabbed an impressive serious.” Senior 13-11 and his second loss successful. Other teams who played included Hope Col­ seventh place finish in the Las Other individual finishers in was only by one point. The fu­ lege, Grand Valley State and Western Michigan. Vegas Invitational Tourna­ the top seven included senior ture is looking bright for this ment last weekend. They co-captains and roommates in young freshman. placed five wrestlers in the top Planner Hall, Jerry Durso and Greg seven in their respective Chris Geneser. Durso won fifth Although a seventh-place a weight divisions. The seventh- place in the 134-pound division finish is excellent, McCann still Scheckenbach CD place finish was the highest while Geneser took seventh in was a little disappointed in the Club Corner ever for the Irish in the Las the 170 pound division. Both mental preparedness of his Vegas tournament. Defending are contenders for the NCAA wrestlers. NCAA champion Oklahoma tournament. “We have the ability to com­ The Notre Dame “A” team completed the tournament State won the team champion­ Junior Andy Radenbaugh pete with anyone at anytime, with a 10-0 record and a championship. The “B” team ship while Arizona came in wrestled very well taking a but our mental mistakes are went 8-2, losing both matches to the “A” team of Notre second. fifth place in the tournament. very critical,” said McCann. Dame. The 19th ranked Irish were He has been one of the more Club President Jim Sullivan had nothing but praise for paced by senior Pat Boyd, who consistent wrestlers this year. Curt Engler, who filled in for both teams. placed fourth in the 142 pound Freshman Marcus Gowens injured Tom Sal vino, wrestled “We definitely did some things that pleased me,” said division. He lost to the defend­ completed the incredible by well, posting a 2-2 record in the Sullivan. “We’ll definitely compete in the Midwest Divi­ ing NCAA champion in the winning seventh in the 126- 190 pound division. Mark sion and possibly win it.” semi-finals. Unfortunately, he pound weight division. This is Gerardi, who is still recovering The “A” team was led by junior Andy Sullivan, who was slowed by a knee injury an accomplishment that few from a knee injury did not recorded numerous kills at the net. Sophmore Tom Martin which might have kept him freshman have obtained. place, but wrestled well. made the first start of his career and didn’t disappoint the team. The Irish setter, Tony Rodriguez, performed record until last year? They longer in those sports. outstandingly in the first real action of his career. Coach may have gotten crushed by Milwaukee can go on a 12- Bill Anderson’s team should come out of the gates in a Parity the rolling Minnesota Vikings game winning streak and finish hurry when January roles around. Notre Dame’s first match will be in middle January. continued from page 16 on Sunday, but the Saints are fifth or sixth in the division. In one of the top five teams in the fact, they have. But if a football What has happened to Pit­ league. And the fans are com­ team gets on a roll (i.e., Min­ tsburgh and Dallas? Just the ing out to the ballpark. nesota, the Saints), even a opposite of what’s happened to Just like Tam pa Bay fans will small one, the fans can ride IN HONOR OF NOTRE DAME DU LAC, Buffalo, Houston and New Or­ come out next year to see if that enthusiasm and the ON THE EVE OF THE SOLEMNITY OF HER leans over the last few years. Vinny can hold his intercep­ players have incentive to play. IMMACULATE CONCEPTION, The passive football fan can’t tions under triple digits, the Why do White Sox, Phillies, HOLY MASS WILL BE OFFERED IN LATIN. keep up with who’s good and rejuvenated Colts will keep Braves or Rangers fans go to who’s bad in pro football packing them in at the Hoosier the ballpark in mid-August ALL ARE INVITED TO ATTEND. anymore. And that’s what Dome and there might even be 'when their team is 22 games makes it the best spectator hope for Green Bay and Detroit out of first place? You can read sport in America. under new head coaches about it in the paper the next DATE: Wednesday, Dec.7, 1988 In other sports, it’s really (although I won’t hold my day. Either shorten the season hard to think ‘wait ’til next breath). or add possible playoff con­ TIME: 5:00 p.m. year’. In, say, pro hockey, In contrast, when it comes tenders. baseball and basketball your right down to it, it’s going to be It’s a testament to the Oilers PLACE: Cavanaugh Hall Chapel team plays a minimum of five the Lakers and somebody in the (Edmonton, that is) and the times as many games (read: NBA finals, Edmonton and Lakers that they consistently five times as many chances to somebody in the NHL finals win when 70-80 percent of SPONSORED BY: Knights of the Immaculata choke away late leads) and a (each has made the finals four teams in the league made the ADWORKS few fluke wins during the reg­ out of the last five years), and playoffs each year. And it’s im ­ ular season just doesn’t mean because only four teams out of pressive that baseball tries to much over the long haul. 26 make the playoffs in put some incentive into a team For instance, Buffalo, New baseball, teams like Seattle are winning a division. But there is Orleans and Houston were ter­ usually mathematically a happy medium for fans and rible two years ago, fair last eliminated halfway through players alike. Pro football pro­ f l i g h t s year and challenging for divi­ the mammoth 162-game vides it: excitement and fan in­ ■ h a v e sion titles with three games to schedule. Dynasties just last terest year after year. go this year (Buffalo has already clinched theirs, the first team to do so). THE HISPANIC AMERICAN Miami, Pittsburgh, and ORGANIZATION PRESENTS \ A .irp°rt Dallas-three of the all-time R e g i o n * great teams in football history Souti and winners of nine out of 22 Super Bowls-went from con­ A Mexican Posada tenders two years ago to mediocre last year to pathetic, under fire and eliminated from any hope of playoff contention c \e arW this year. They have a com­ Tuesday, Dec. 6, 1988 bined record of 11-31 this Candlelight procession begins at season. 7:00 in front of LaFortune. CUV tr a As sacriligious as this seems t r a v e l i n g to the purist, I think it’s good for the game. Remember the reception afterwards in Sorin era of the New Orleans Aints, the bag wearing fans, the team . co-sponsored by Notre Dame Student Government which didn’t have a winning ADWORKS Tianjin, China m m # S u m m er o f d e n t s • f l a t t e n stui a x i t n v a m d m h a s !sles e n t- University of Notre Dame e n i o y m

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"Say, honey... didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding-frenzy?" ,@16 SportsI Tuesday, December 6, 1988 Hoosiers looking for identity as they face unbeaten Irish By GREG GUFFEY “I think this is the most dif­ Sports Writer II m ficult game of the year to get ready for,” Phelps said. “It’s Some people might view a game they really want to win. tonight’s battle between Notre It’s going to be a battle.” Dame and Indiana as a game Indiana has been plagued by between two teams headed in poor starts in each of its losses. opposite directions. Most recently against Louis­ The Hoosiers are struggling ville, the Hoosiers fell behind at 3-3 and have surrendered 9-0 and turned the ball over on more than 100 points three of seven of their first nine posses­ the past four games. The Irish, sions. Although they cut the meanwhile, are a perfect 2-0, lead to eight points at one time, fresh off an 81-65 rout of Ken­ they could never fully recover tucky in the Big Four Classic. from the lapse at the beginning Jay Edwards But in the rolling hills of of the game. southern Indiana-where bas­ they’re searching for an iden­ In Bob Knight’s 17 years as ketball is king and Daimon tity. They’re very capable of head coach, Indiana had sur­ Bailey holds court-the beating anybody on a given rendered 100 points on only one Hoosiers aren’t ready to throw night.” occasion. But Syracuse scored in the towel just yet. This is just Indiana has proven to be a 102, North Carolina 106 and boot camp for the general’s difficult challenge for the Irish Louisville 101 in big wins over squad, the skirmishes that lead in recent years. The Hoosiers the Hoosiers this season. to the battles in the Big Ten and have won the last three “That’s not Indiana basket­ the war in March. meetings and six of the past ball and I respect that,” Phelps “I think you’ll see a different seven. An Indiana victory said, “but I have to get that Indiana basketball team,” could give it some credibility across to the players. They Irish coach Digger Phelps said. heading into the tough Big Ten have a tradition of playing The Observer / Robert Jones “I know Bob Knight, what he schedule, while a Notre Dame defensively. He does a great Bob Knight and the Indiana Hoosiers bring a 3-3 record Into the JACC tonight for a big matchup with the Irish. Indiana Is coming will do and how he will get those win could prove this young see INDIANA, page 12 kids ready to play. I think team is for real. off of a 101-79 loss to Louisville. Arendt making progress as Irish seek revenge vs. UIC

By DAVE McMAHON In the first meeting against “I had to prove myself at the phenomenal. In 22 games “We didn’t have a weight Sports Writer the Flames, the Irish lacked beginning of the season and in­ during his senior year, he program in high school, so I physical play, which led to a crease my confidence level, cranked out 46 goals and 34 as­ wasn’t ready physically at the After suffering an 8-3 setback quick UIC lead. which has improved my game sists, which translates into 126 beginning of the y ear,” he said. to the University of Illinois- “We were shell-shocked a lot,” said Arendt. points, or over five-and-a-half “The team works out twice a Chicago earlier in the season, when they first came out at points per game. Many years week and I’ve been lifting on the Notre Dame hockey team us,” commented Hanzel. “ We Although now seeing much of playing with the neighbor­ my own, which has improved will attempt to even up the se­ finally adjusted to their physi­ action on the ice, Arendt chose hood “cool guys” helped to my gam e.” ries tonight at the Joyce Ath­ cal play in the third period, but to come to Notre Dame to catapult Arendt into one of Although the team is on a letic and Convocation Center. three goals wasn’t enough succeed both on and off the ice. Rochester’s finest, along with temporarily downslide, the fu­ The Irish, 3-12-2 after Satur­ against a team with their talent “I picked Notre Dame over Irish teammates Craig Kleis ture appears bright for the day night’s 5-4 overtime loss to and quickness.” hockey powerhouses like North ■md Mike Curry. Irish. Michigan Dearborn, hope to Dakota, St. Cloud State, and “Everyone’s working their return to the winning track It was during this game that Colorado College because here “ I started playing when I was hardest, but we just haven’t against the eighth-ranked freshman Pat Arendt made his I can get a great education and five,” he said. “It was the cool been getting any breaks. We Flam es. presence known on the team. at the same time use my ath­ thing to do so I decided to give have 22 games left, so things “There’s no question that Arendt, one of six Minnesota letic ability,” he said. “Most of it a shot.” will begin to fall into place,” they’re a great team,” said co­ all-stars in his senior year at the coaches I talked to agreed And according to Arendt, the said Hanzel. captain Matt Hanzel. “We’ll Lourdes High School in coming to Notre Dame would shots and physical play on the need to play our best game of Rochester, started the UIC be best for me in the long run.” Divsion I level are incom­ The Irish plan to start the year and have a little more game at center and has been Arendt’s high school credits parable to those on the high placing things tonight with a luck than we’ve been getting.” steadily improving. are nothing short of school level. triumph over Illinois- Chicago. No teams dominateMen swimmers finish fourth By SCOTT BRUTOCAO in NFL these days Sports Writer Women also fourth in tough meet Through 13 games in the NFL this season, the Green The men’s swimming team By MARY GARINO Bay Packers are one of two teams with the worst record returned from a week long trip Sports Writer in pro football. to Philadelphia where they (sigh) Typical Packers, no solid starting quarterback, competed in the National Cath­ It was a good weekend for the women's swimming team . no hands at running back and wide receiver, mistake-filled olic Championships at La Salle Despite a fourth place finish at the National Catholics, secondary, and you never know what felony a member of University and a dual meet at which is down two places from last year, and despite a the Pack will be charged with this week. the University of Villanova. loss to Villanova on Sunday, coach Tim Welsh had nothing Though the Irish (3-2) did not but positive things to say about the team’s performance. Pete blow anybody out of the water The focal point of the trip had been the second annual r s (no pun intended), they did National Catholics, held in Philadelphia. Notre Dame to­ Skiko manage to accomplish several taled 422 points, good enough for fourth behind Boston Assistant Sports Editor important goals en route to a College, which placed first with 615 points, Villanova and fourth place finish at the Na­ the hosts LaSalle. The Irish turned in several good indi­ tional Catholics and a second vidual performances in the meet. Looks like another top draft choice next year. place effort in the dual meet. "There were several positive results of the meet,” said Do they have it locked up yet? Welsh. ’’The team stayed disciplined, focused and opti­ Almost. The Cowboys and Steelers are giving them a Notre Dame was at the Na­ mistic, and they were continually prepared to do their run for it. tional Catholics from Thursday best.” Huh? to Saturday and then concluded Welsh said that the two meets gave a good indication of Yeah, Dallas is 2-12 and the Steelers are 4-10 after their its trip with dual meets against miracle win over Houston Sunday night in the House of Villanova and Fordham on see WOMEN, page 13 Pain. Sunday. You mean the Steelers weren’t favored to beat Houston? The seemingly lackluster decreased effort by the swim­ elude more competitive And since when isn’t the Astrodome the House of Easy performance of the Irish mers. team s.” Road Wins? (fourth out of 10 teams) at the Finishing first in the Cham­ Are you crazy? Houston was an 11-point favorite. They National Catholics is a little “Our slide is a tribute to the pionships was Villanova, with were 6-0 at home until last night. misleading. Though the team strength of the field this year,” La Salle and Fordham taking What’s happened to Pittsburgh and Dallas? finished second in the same said Irish head coach Tim second and third places, meet last year when it was Welsh. “It is probably less of a respectively. see PARITY, page 14 hosted by Notre Dame, this slip in our program as a sign “slip” is not attributable to a that the meet has grown to in­ see MEN, page 13