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Merit system controversial by KAREN BUCKLEY End of the semester evaluations To many Colby students, class and professor evaluation help determine f aculty wages, forms are just one of the many steps taken in a class before final exams. What many students may not realize is the im- but Colby ' s system is drawing portant role these evaluations play in Colby's'merit system for faculty members. fir e from several sources Every two years, professors are evaluated on the basis of their performance. According to the guidelines of the At the end of each academic year, faculty members must Dean of Faculty, the evaluations have two purposes. First submit a report of their professional activities over the last of all, they are to provide a faculty member with a com- year to their department chair. The department chair then prehensive assessment of his or her professional activities. evaluates the faculty member, taking into account perfor- Second of all, the evaluations provide a means of determin- mance in the three areas of teaching, scholarship and com- ing the level of performance of a faculty member. munity service. Also, the department chair reviews student There are four levels of performance which a faculty evaluation forms. In this way, a department chair may make member can achieve: exceptional, outstanding, standard , a recommendation to the Dean of Faculty for a merit in- and substandard . Placement in one of the four categories crease in salary based on placement' in one of the four is based on three criteria: teaching ability, scholarship (which categories. includes publications), and community service (which ranges If a faculty member disagrees with a recommendation from leading a COOT trip to advising a club) . made by a chairman, he or she may communicate in writing The first category is "exceptional performance.'.' A facul- to the Dean of Faculty reasons for this disagreement. ty member receives this distinction for superior performance The Dean of Faculty, based on department chairs' recom- in all three areas of criteria as well as a major or sustained mendations and review of relevant information , will deter- Students enjoy unseason ably warm weather between classe s achievement. This may be the creation of a new successful mine which performance category will be recommended to program, publishing a significant book or series of articles, President Cotter for each member. receiving a national award or other such exceptional pro- Finally, based on recommendations from the Ad- fessional recognition, unusual college leadership or sustained ministrative Vice President and Dean of Faculty, President Archib ld agrees distinguished teaching. a Cotter establishes percentage salary increments to be recom- The second category is "outstanding performance," mended to the Board of Trustees for the four categories. which classifies those who have superior performance in two Cotter also approves recommendations for merit placement. of the areas and good performance in the third. While the process may sound like a neat little packet, it to keep position "Standard Performance " is for a faculty member who is, in fact , a very complex and time consuming process. by Ruth Solomon that it has not been determined whether is good in all three areas of teaching, scholarship and com- Many faculty members also feel the system is divisive and or not Colby students will be allowed munity service and superior in one. this has caused much controversy among faculty members. Dean of Faculty, Douglas Ar- to enroll in his course in Caen. The final category is "substandard performance" and According to President Cotter, Colby has always had a chibald , has agreed to renew his term Also during this time, Archibald said classifies those faculty members who are clearly deficient merit system of some sort in order to "reward excellence for three more years and then resume that he will be editing W. B. Yeats' in two areas or a disaster in one. Continued on page 14 his position in the English Dept as a Autobiographies. This is a joint pro- full-time member of the faculty. ject of Douglas Archibald and Fraser Cocks to be published by MacMillan Security offers many services Archibald said that he plans to spend Publishing Co. in January 1987. While the next year on sabbatical at the by ANGELA E. PISCITELLO Chenevert says that the position of some difficulties. Money is frequently Cocks has completed most of the tex- University of Caen though his leave college security guard is a "unique" found missing from unlocked rooms, tual editing, Archibald will concern has not yet been approved officially. The escort service, Jitney, student job in that it encompasses both the even when victims have just gone next himself with editorial matters such as While in France, he has two tasks to patrol, and Lost and Found are only roles of a policeman and those of a door for a visit. When asked if Water- checking Yeats' references, writing an accomplish. As a Visiting Professor of some of the numerous services offered night watchman . On a typical day, ville residents presented a problem on introduction , the footnotes, and a . Anglo-Irish literature and history, by Colby's Department of Safety and security guards answer phone calls campus, Chenevert responded by poin- glossary of names and places. While Dean Archibald will be teaching a Security. Under the direction of Peter from people who are locked out of ting out that it is not as big a problem Archibald is on leave, Professor course in English to French students S. Chenevert, their rooms, require escorts, or who on page 5 Robert McArthur will fill in as acting Safety and Security Continued majoring in English. Archibald said works out of Robert 's Union twenty- need transportation to Waterville Dean of Faculty. four hours a day. According to medical facilities. Security guards also Chenevert, the "primary function " of patrol the campus, check lights and Safety and Security "is the protection buildings, lock doors, and control of . people and property at Colby." traffic. Poulin on inequalities Cherieycrt's.goal is to make Safety and Intoxicated individuals due to cam- pus parties are the major problems fac- Security an active service that will by MEGHAN CASEY found impression on me." A land trust gives family a life-time ing Colby .Security* according to satisfy ' the needs of the Colby After Newport , Poulin returned to lease on their land which they can then community. Chenevert. Next to that, theft presents "Take one or two ideas very serious- Maine and became a Carmelite nun. pass on to their children. ly and live them , " advised Lucy Later, though , when the idea for the HOME also acts as a source of sup- Poulin , a former Carmelite nun who co-op came to her, she left the port for poor people. Poulin told the lives and works among the poor peo- Carmelite order to work more direct- story of Molly Morrison , an old Foreign study begun ple of Orland , Me., at a lecture at Col- ly with poor people in Maine. woman living alone who had her social by Thursday, Nov. 15. "All of the tragedies are not happen- security stopped by the Reagan Ad- Poulin is the organizer of ing in Nicaragua and Central America, ministration. She went to HOME for ca, in Spain. Furthermore, Colby by paul Mcdonou gh H.O.M.E., Homeworkers Organized or even in Ethiopia ," she said. "There help and they helped fight a legal bat- is hoping, Todrank says, to run its for More Employment, a 14 year-old are tragedies right here. We have peo- tle to win back her benefits. own programs in Ireland next year, The minds of some sophomores economic co-op in Orland which builds ple in our society who have no rights." Poulin told her audience that we arid in the ' and is looking into possibilities in are away from Maine houses and sells arts and crafts for the According to Poulin , one of the didn 't have to travel to Orland to , well, British Isles, continental Europe Africa, as poor people of the area , and runs two greatest causes of poverty in Orland witness some of the tragedy around us. This semester, man y Students may also study abroad and beyond. shelters for women: one for battered and in all of Hancock County, is that She repeatedly suggested that we "go students are contemplating spen- under programs run by other col- women and one where imprisoned only 5-10 percent of. the land is owned to the Court House on Monday mor- ding a year or semester studying at leges. According to Todrank such women can live with their children. The by 12 month per year residents. Most ning and look at the prisoners if you now ex- programs include St. Louis Univer- a foreign university and are actual co-op itself consists , of 10 of the land is owned as vacation land can. People in ' our human family are options, sity' is p g d p gram ploring their s Par ro ram an a ro buildings, including a church and an by outside residents. collapsing around us," she continued . in Kenya run by St. Lawrence The majority chose to go to ar ts and craf ts store , on 23 acres which Also, Poulin said , in general, own- "If we believe we are a human com- according to University. Students hove also Grea t Bri t ain , employs 40 people. ing land is not a high priority for poor munity, then something ' is radically Elizabeth. Todrank , the Study studied in such faraway, places as The idea for the co-op sprang from people who often can 't afford to eat. wrong." Abroad advisor. Many language Australia and the Soviet Union. Poul in 's experience with the different As a result, she said, "Rich people pay Poul in 's lecture was sponsored by majors go to countries speaking To go, however , Todrank says, economic classes in America. Though for a house once, middle class two or the Women 's Group, the Newman their languages, while most art ma- a student must be in good standing born in Fair field , Me., she attended three times through interest and mor- Council, and the Woodsmen 's Team. jors study in Italy. Some also go to and have a good OPA. .The GPA, high school in Manhassett, Long tgage, but poor people pay over and A collection of heavy win ter clothes , for example, Sri Todrank points out, varies accor- the Far East Island. After school she worked as a over again through rent and never and farm equipment to donate to ding to the country one is consider- Lanka or Japan. maid in a mansion in Newport, RI „ own," HOME is now being^ held in the Colby has its, own programs in ing. Approval must also be granted . where , she said, "My exposure to the One of the major goals, therefore, Coffeehouse, , and in Salaman- Continued on page 5 France at Caen, different economic classes made a pro- of HOME is to buy "land trust" land, r \ —i a . .. "ftS ,^------—--- «---—----—---- _ . HOt MCSSSC/ty tO ~mw- * ¦ underand tilings in order to • ' Disin flation explored by MIT Elisa Monte Dance Company Hockey team prepares I Vl dlivAt . for argue about them, " | | IJ 'M Hi^ jM professor .„' p. 3 performance reviewed ... p. 7 . season ... p. 13 Pierre Augustine de ¦ ¦ ¦ I ' J *t :¦' ' J '— —'¦ "1 Bcaumnrchals v . - ¦ ' -y [P sicg® ¥w® Campus Real Life Life Although Bowdojn 's fraternities do William Schroeder, the latest reci- not seem to be in any danger at the mo- pient of an artificial heart, gained a ment, the campus is beginning to somewhat firmer grip on life Monday, debate their status as single-sex finishing off a full day without major organizations. Only one of the five complications. In Boston, however, the frats allows women under the national Dean of the Harvard School of Public charter, and three allow women as Health criticized the operation and the "social members," without voting development of artificial hearts, say- rights. The college's single sorority, in ing that it uses up resources which Katie Webster: "If one wants to be in- the meantime, is threatened because could be used to save thousands of volved with extra-curricular activities, the college does not recognize it of- others who need medical helpr'• John Bowen: "Taking 5 courses drags such as student government or ficially, and without that recognition down your grades and makes you athletics, it is impossible to uphold a pressed for it cannot receive a national charter. time. " high academic standing with five —Bowdoin Orient classes. By having five courses, there The three major car makers in the isn 't the good opportunity to examine U.S. are recalling a total of 4 million the subjects in depth. The student is , A design error in the renovation of cars, heading off a possible govern- only able to skim the surface of all the Wesleyan's Olin Library will cause a Do you material. "- ment recall order, it was announced loss of about 11,000 books -worth of Monday. General Motors will be call- space. School officials, however, say ing back 3.1 million mid-sized cars that the loss is only a long-range pro- from model years 1978 through 1980 , blem, as the renovations are designed in order to inspect the cars for a possi- think the 5 course load to create space for over 300,000 ble defect in the rear axle which might < volumes. The library now has 950,000 cause the rear wheels to fly off. Ford books in its collection, and the school and Chrysler will also be recalling aims to boost the collection to one 900;0O0 of their cars. million over the next 15 years. should be changed to 4? —The Wesleyan Argus

Middlebury College is beginning to Uruguay recently held its first elec- take note of the review in Lisa Birn- tions, and the people voted Julio bach's college guide. Birnbach, for in- Sanguinetti, of the Colorado Party, in- stance, rated the college's political to office. Sanguinetti received 38.6 per- science department as the worst on cent of the votes cast. Observers from campus, with only one professor, but Canada and the U.S. said that the elec- students feel that it is one of the best tion was run fairly, but it was marred —and best staffed—departments at the when the military barred two of the college. country's most popular candidates —The Middlebury Campus from running.

Voters in five states—California , Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Nevada —defeated possible bills during the last 401 people were killed in traffic ac- election which would have cut taxes cidents over the Thanksgiving holiday, Bill Reed: "You should only have to authorities reported. The official holi- take 5 if you can handle it. You 're in Nell Draper: "I'm taking four; to do and raised college tuitions. justice to all your courses, it 's hard to —The Chronicle of Higher Education day lasted from 7 p.m. EST Wednes- college to be challenged, so the oppor- day to 6 a.m. Monday . The National tunity should be there." have time for five." Safety Council noted that the greatest Maine voters passed a $16.5 million number of accidents over the k_ J bond issue for the University of Maine Thanksgiving holiday occurred in 1968 system. 4.5 million will go to the when 764 people were killed . Southern Maine campus, to be used in building a new classroom building and College presidents' role shrinking renovate several others. —USM Free Press USPS — A decline in the power and academic influence Furthermore, the study fpund the presidents are under- of college and university presidents is weakening college paid, overworked and wield little power on their campuses. Rep. Charles Hayes (D - ILL) and liberal arts education , concluded the head of a study panel During any two year period about 30 percent of college Founded in 1877, the Echo is Joseph Lowery, chairman of the on higher education. presidents are leaving or thinking of leaving their positions. published weekly except during vaca- Southern Christian Leadership Con- Only 20 percent of college presidents play any role in the One quarter of them are dissatisfied with their jobs . tion and exam period by the students ference were jailed Monday for stag- academic affairs of their institutions, said Clark Kerr , The panel spent two and one-half years interviewing over of Colby College. ing a sit-in at the South African Em- former president of the University of California. Kerr head- 400 college presidents, presidents' spouses, trustees' and All correspondence should be ad- bassy. The sit-in happened while 150 dressed to the Editor, Colby ECHO, ed the 18-member commission from the Association of faculty before recently issuing its report, "Presidents Make Colby College, Waterville, ME people outside chanted "Free South Governing Boards of Universities and Colleges. a Difference: Strengthening Leadership in Colleges and 04901, Subscriptions are available at Africa, " protesting the apartheid rule "If general education and liberal learning are to have Universities." $12 per school year. in that country. champions, they must be found - among the academic ad- According to Kerr, the college presidency began to decline POSTMASTER: Send address ministrators," Kerr said. "As the presidency and the after World War II with the enormous increase in college changes to The Colby Echo, Colby ' College, Waterville, ME 049O1. academic administration go, so goes general education and enrollment. The decline continued in the 1960's when stu- liberal learning in American colleges and universities." dent rebellion showed that "You could dethrone a presi- ' Continue d on page 14 Th ird Floor by Linc * 'Disinflation' explained by SARAH GRAVES unemployment. If one stabilizes nominal GNP (spending) and the price level , inflation could conceivably be "What leads to the rapid large stopped. However, if one stabilizes the disinflation? What does it suggest price level, there would be a substan- about the future? What can we learn tial part of the private sector that about the theory of disinflation?" would feel as though it had been These questions were answered by relatively depri ved. John Solow of MIT at his lecture If the passing on of costs is always Thursday evening, Nov. 13. Solow circulating, when prices stabilize in- discussed three factors that can be seen evitably some people will be left as the primary causes of inflation , and "holding the ball. "For example, if so- he cited "inertia" as the most relevant meone has gone for 3 years without a of these. wage increase, and is due for one on Inertia is based on the theory that February 1st, and it is decided to there is a tendency for inflation to con- stabilize wage increases on January 1st , tinue unless something special is done that person is obviously going to cause to stop it. Even if one tries to stop it some disruption within his company. by adjusting supply or demand factors, • Solow also gave as an example those inflation tends to keep happening. who believe that "forward-looking" is "So," asked Solow, "how is the cur- the best approach when trying to ex- rent disinflation explainable? " Solow plain the inertial character of inflation. never actually gave a concrete answer Buyers and sellers must form an opi- nion as to what the price will be in the Although Colby put a lot of time into making frat houses into dorms, the effort was to this question , yet he did mention nothing future, and if they expect rapid infla- compared, with what it took to build the houses. In 1947, when Drummond and several factors which may influence the Goddard- tion in the future they will build this Hodgekins (once known as DEKE and ATO) were built, Johnson Pond hadn't even been dug currrent disinflation. Solow cites as a out yet. possible explanation that the source of into things such as costs and interest the inertial character of inflation is due rates. Therefore, if buyers and sellers to the staggering of costs, which relate expect inflation , the adjustments they to those products governed by long- make in terms of the future are what term contracts which can 't reflect cause inflation. changes immediately. Solow then stated that it was hard There are two ways of approaching to draw a line between the "backward- this phenomenon when looking for an looking " and "forward-looking " explanation. One way to see the iner- methods, and that there was no con- ^» j ii Bm^oQrSfSiWBBmmamw ~^!s- crete evidence for believing either one. o» '^^^ HBH tial character of inflation is through a a?HFS^iff rmu au u ^mlKNr "¦¦- ^vH=¦ -. s^^ fegaaBWijjj M Solow concluded by saying that the u^^ Hi ^ HB "backward-looking" approach. 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USPS — Young executive women percent are under 45, younger than management level in their companies, have been found to advance farther most male executives. The younger said that the simple fact of being a and faster than their predecessors, a female executives have educational woman was a major obstacle in their Wall Street Journal/Gallup Organiza- backgrounds similar to their male business careers. The women also com- tion survey showed. counterparts, and because of their in- plained that male chauvinism, negative Because they are planning their creased educational opportunities, they attitudes toward a female boss and business careers at an earlier age, much make more money than female ex- slow advancement for women like their male counterparts, these ecutives over 45. hampered their success. young women have been more suc- Some of the more senior executives Only three percent cited family cessful more quickly than their think it is becoming easier for young responsibility, and only twelve percent predecessors. Older women many women to break into management, and blamed the lack bf formal education. times discovered their ambition after attribute that to both changing at- Most of the women have been con- re > 0) being in the work force, the survey of titudes and affirmative action tinuously employed with only one 3 CT 722 female executives showed. All of legislation. quarter taking a break for family C O the women surveyed have the title of But in spite of the advances, four out quarter, the majority Q> reasons. Of that > vice president.or higher in companies of five women interviewed said there were older women. Younger executives o with annual sales of $100 million or are disadvantages to being female in combined careers and motherhood. ¦szo to 0. more. the business world. More than twenty- Women executives are more likely Of the women surveyed , fifty-eight five percent said they had been be single (26 percent), divorced or A Chaplin's forum on "Religion and Social Ref orm" was heJd in Lorimer Chapel on Nov. 14. hindered by male attitudes toward separated (16 percent) than the na- women. Problems they cited included tional norms for women, the survey men not taking them seriously, showed. Least likely.to be married are patronizing them and undervaluing the top-level executives. -The divorce Pro per att itude eases stress their experience. Other problems they rate is highest among those with the by PAUL PEREZ encountered were male resentment and most senior status: one-fourth of those but how much you learn and you don t resistance about taking orders from aged 40-44 are divorced or separated. fighting to , Every year at about this time many Health Beat learn much when you are women. Less than half have had children and stay awake or depending on caffiene About half of the pioneers," the fewer than three in ten now have a students experience the effects of thesize the information one has ac- " 't be women who were the first to reach stress. They may feel anxious, tense, quired and to express oneself clearly, or amphetamines. You also can child at home. expected to do well on an exam if you or depressed. They may have trouble concisely, and-in a logical and organiz- are exhausted and tense when you are sleeping (or sometimes staying awake). ed manner. In other words, the period actually taking the exam. The best Many students feel physically tense, of time when we can least afford to ex- any exam is eight hours have headaches, gastro-intestinal perience stress is the very time when we preparation for gai an all- n clout "Pulling Women sleep the night before. upsets or feel fatigued. make it most likely to occur. probably the dumbest thing Stress has negative consequences The ironical fact about stress is.that nighter" is USPS — With more than 44 million ed. Marital status also affected certain- over and above the discomfort we feel, it is easily avoided, and yet many you can do. women in the work force, women com- ty. Only 42 percent of married women A common mistake that many and those consequences are particular- students' reaction to the end of the mand a substantial amount of finan- said they feel uncertain about their (especially freshmen) make ly important during the last few weeks semester is to behave in ways which students cial clout. But, although on the average financial decisions, while half of those when studying for exams is trying to of the semester. This is the time when guarantee the destructive consequences they earn and save more, many are still separated, divorced or widowed said 's work in a week or two. most students are studying for final ex- of stress. It is important to realize that do a semester uncertain about what to do with their they do. About 55 percent of women reviewing, they act as if they ams and anxiety and tension impair it is we who stress ourselves, not the Instead of savings, a recent survey showed. either single or living with another felt t done any studying or taken any one's ability to concentrate, to com- situation or the circumstances in which haven' Women save 11.5 percent of their unsure. suggest that the best prehend and to memorize. This is also we find ourselves. tests until now. I pretax income on average, nearly tri- In spite of their insecurity, three- way to prepare for a final exam is to the time when students are taking final One way to avoid stress is to get ple the savings rate of the nation as a quarters of the single women hold their get together all the hour exams, quizzes exams and stress impairs those very enough sleep. If you get less than seven whole. However, many lack the con- own national credit card, compared to you have had for abilities which are most important on or eight hours of sleep you are lower- and assignments that fidence and skills to make the most of half of the married women surveyed. iven course and read them exams; the ability to think clearly and ing your resistance to stress. You are a g their savings, the survey of 901 Work- "Undoubtedly, the unmarried women Properly analyzed, they analytically, to recognize problems and also making yourself less efficient. It thoroughly. ing Woman magazine readers, primari- have no choice but to act on their own. what the apply the appropriate solutions, to syn- is not how much you study that counts will give you a good idea of ly between 18 and 45, showed. Almost Yet the survey suggests a disturbing instructor expects you to have learned half the women are confused about tendency on the part of married and therefore, what kinds of questions financial options. women to see their financial roles as .^>?tf202di KtPM^£0^!V^50^^!W^!&^PlW5^tf£K,^tf'S05Khe is likely to ask on the final. The In addition to the 49 percent of extensions of their*husbands'," Bon- " same material will also show you where women unsure of what to do with their nie Siverd, a personal-finance specialist J r\ you went wrong in the past, what you money, 35 percent say they want to in- and author of the article, said. * should have studied and didn 't, and vest in stocks but do not know which Single women also were twice as what mistakes you should avoid in stu- to buy; 35 percent are afraid of losing likely as married women to take out a dying for, and taking, the final exam. more money than they make on in- loan or put money in a money market You don 't have time to study vestments; and 26 percent are not sure or mutual fund under their own name, everything, so you should try to study when to buy or sell investments. (The the survey showed. Also, women under Do You Like ' | | !&S S%?1\ what's most likely to be on the final total is more than 100 percent because age 25 were found twice as likely to that you don't already know. respondents may have checked more have obtained an auto loan in the past jjj Delicious Subs and ^^^$ Earlier in this article I wrote that it than one answer.) three years as women over 50, and were ^ is not how much you study that counts Savings accounts, in spite of their three times as likely to have purchas- Fresh Dough Pizza? but how much you learn. This means low yields, are used by .72 percent of ed additional life insurance. *j $ that you must study as efficiently as the women. The survey ranked approx- Survey respondents make an average 2 i you can, not as much as you can. It imately one third of the women as con- salary of $26,470. Of the women g If you do, call: fi is much more efficient to study one servative investors, near one-half as responding, 38 percent are married and subject for an hour and then switch to moderate risk-takers and almost 20 living with a spouse, 27 percent single, another subject rather than to study the percent as speculators. 25 percent separated or divorced, 6 per- i B Waterville Drive Thru S same subject for two or more hours at Younger women do not feel as com- cent unmarried and living with a part- a stretch. This is as true when study- fortable with financial decisions as ner, and 3 percent widowed. (1 percen t ' I Hjj i 27® Kennedy Drive & Continued on page 14 women over age 50, the survey show- did not respond to the question.) . & B 873-5184 & ' & AND WE WILL DELIVER 6 I What mis the wimtMssbw 3 . g • 8 THEM TO YOU HOT! S* ! fleiBT TllIIT W1AE? . 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"One of events are catered by Sellers, they must This is important for transferring meagre resources." havesurvived the hardest things to accept is that check student IDs before anyone is foreign credits back to Colby, and • Colby is "fussy" about who even students rip off students," said served. Colby is forced to abide by the maintaining financial aid while applies to go abroad , Todrank em- cancer than Chenevert. Large items, such as -Maine State law in order to protect the away. phasizes. Few students are turned stereos, however, are usually found College from losing its liquor license Colby, unlike many other col- down by foreign universities, but now live in missing only after long vacations when due to surprise inspections. When ask- leges, is very generous with finan- many are turned down by the the campus has been deserted. ed if cannpus parties ever presented a cial aid. Those who study abroad Foreign Study Council. the City of Colby's new alcohol policy has major problem in themselves, will receive the same proportion of Students planning on going changed tlie role security must play in Chenevert pointed out that Security financial aid while away. "1 don't abroad next year should talk to Los Angeles. the enforcement of Colby's alcohol mainly receives complaints from in- know how Colby does it, and if Mrs. Todrank , fill out the proper policy. While once security guards only dividuals who have been disturbed by Colby will be able to do it forever," forms and send them to the ap- monitored campus parties, now, when the noise level. Todrank says. "I have seen some propriate area advisors.

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center. "Indoors" projected a sense modern dance pieces at Colby last week. Each piece was of the dancers working together. Movements requiring a unique and imaginative , and at the same time distinctly partner , such as picking up and spinning, were used often. representative of Mlonte's recurring interests. Most noticable The effect was a busy stage where movement was happen- was Monte's interest in the way dancers.move together on ing in equal strength on more than one spot on stage. stage, contrasted to the dancer's separate movements. The costumes for "Indoors" were simple, each dancer The first piece, called "Indoors" was performed by four wearing a different solid color body leotard , thus not distrac- dancers who entered in pairs. The movement of the first ting from the movement. The lighting enhanced the ap- pair , two men ,, was simple, repetitive and mirrored. The pearance of the stage which was dark and empty. Chang- movement gradually became more complex as the dancers ing patterns of light were projected onto the floor and on- moved together and apart. They made contact often , roll- to a plain backdrop, making the stage busy and active. The ing off each other to initiate their, separate movements. Two music was synthesized and the drum beat dominated the women entered the dance, moving as a pair and also with sound . Continued^ on page 8 the men. The dancers emphasized arm movement through Where is it? Messiah to be performed in celebration of Handel's birth Handel 's "Messiah, " performed trumpets and timpani will provide ac- companiment for choruses. A smaller mezzo-soprano, of Brunswick; and widely every Christmas season, is be- , of Boston. group of strings will accompany the Richard Morrison , bass ing performed at Colby this year with These four soloists are experienced , special meaning. A combined group of solos. Recitatives will be accompanied by harpsichord and cello. Some of the having sung their respective roles in musicians, under the direction of music "Messiah" often. department chairman Paul Machlin , solos will involve spontaneous embellishment of the original music, as The concert will take place on Sat. will perform Parts I and II of the -in Lorimer would have been common practice Dec. 1 and Sun. Dec. 2 oratoria "Messiah" in anticipation and Chapel at 8 pm. commemoration of Handel's birth , with Handel's singers. Feb. 23, 1685. The combined musicians performing In conjunction with this perfor- include the Colby College Chorale, the mance the music department is spon- A number of practices appropriate Waterville Area Community Chorus, soring a lecture on the origins of to Baroque music have been incor- members of the Colby Community "Messiah" and the history of its com- porated to authenticate the perfor- Symphony and various soloists. position and performances. The lec- mance to Handel's times: a small Soloist are Joyce Andrews, soprano, ture, given by M.I.T. professor Lowell chamber orchestra of strings and and Frank Hoffmeister , tenor, both of Lindgren , will be Thurs. Nov. 29 in oboes, with the occasional use of New York; Miriam Barndt-Webb, Given Auditorium at 8 pm. Stu-A Films V .

Cindy Ardito was the first to Kubrick's classics call the ECHO office and Iden- tify last week's Where Is It pic- by DOUG SCALISE novel , will be showing on campus Fri- ture (below), a magazine rack in day, Dec, 4 in Lovejoy 100 at 3:00 and the basement of the library. If 6:30 p.m. Nabokov wrote the you think you know where this Stanley Kubrick' s "A Clockwork screenplay for the movie which is a week's photo was taken, you Orange" (1972) is an adaptation of vicious satire of suburban pseudo- can win two tickets to Stu-A Anthony Burgess's novel which deals intellectualism and which stars Peter Films by being the firsl to call with social violence, sociaLsatire, and Sellers and Shelly Winters. the ECHO with the answer social sterility. There is a spectacular- On Wednesday, December 5, the (remember to leave your box ly ballet-like violence in the teenage greatest Christmas movie ever made number If you get the answer- orgies of destruction and hilarious will be showing in Lovejoy 100 at 7:00 ing machine). satiric comedy in the callous treatment and 9:30. Frank Capra 's, "It's a of sex and the tawdrincss of Alex 's Wonderfu l Life" is the marvelous (Malcolm McDowell) parents' sterile, story of George Bailey (Jimmy bourgeois home. Kubrick has also Stewart), ready to take his own life directed films such as "Dr. because he feels that he has Ween a Strnngelove," "Paths of Glory, " burden to everyone who knows liim. "200 1, A Space Odyssey," and "The "Fortunately , Stewards guardian Shining. " tfngel saves his life in order to show Those^cople who have seen "Sing- him what a truly wonderfu l life lie has ing in t he Rain" will see an interesting lived. Donna Zeed and Lionel Bar- version of that song in "A Clockwork rymore are both superb, the former as Orange." The movie will be showing Stewart's wife and the latter as tlie evil Fri. and Sat. at 7:00 and9:30 in Love- Scrooge-like Mr. Potter. If ever there joy 1 00. was a movie to put one in the Another Kubrick film, "Lolita, " Christmas-Holiday spirit , this is the adapted from Vladimir Nabokov 's film. Do not miss this movie! • Monte- I cJfiU tzNokzi. ! Continued from page 7 The second piece, "Set in Stone" succeeded in arousing Thurs.-Hov; 29 . ' !*ilm ™ nCIocJcwdrk Otange/r sponsor-ed by Student Art 4 | the audience and creating an uneasy but entranced response lovejoy 1€0, 7 and 9:30 p.m. I feeling. The stage was set up as a graveyard , complete with testere-* "Handel's Mmab" tombstones and an eerie fog. The synthesized music whic h * Concert — Hattders ''Messiah," • , k vpith LoweE lindgrea, Associate Tues, Dec. 4 j was deliberately scratchy and difficult to listen to, con- komier Chapel, « p„tri> Professor of "Music-,M J,T., Given tributed to the haunting atmosphere. The dancers wore black J body leotards smudged with grey and white, suggesting | | Auditorium, $ pyjn. I Film — "Lolita ," Lovejoy skeletons. The movement in this piece stressed quick and • Dance Perfcrj&aBCS — "Works 100 I at 3 p.m., AV room, * angular leg and arm extensions, suggesting anguish and I Ba»ce Performance — "Works Progress-,' *¦ Miller Library ' in ColbyDancers , Ritti- at 6:30 p.m. I unease. Hand movement, as separate from arm movement , »ittProgress/* Colby Dancers, Rtuv nals, 8 p.m. sals, 8 p.ai, was noticeable in " Set in Stone."Clenched fists and rigid , open hands contributed to the tension the dance conveyed. Wed . Dec. 5 An especially eerie movement in this piece was created when j two male dancers laying behind tombstones suspended the ) Fri. Nov. 30= Sue. Dec. 2 main dancer (Elisa Monte) in midair with their legs. She I floa ted, rising and falling, appearing to rise from the dead. » Film — "It's a Wonderful Life," ft Contrasting the anxiety created by "Set in Stone" the I Pave Binder in the pub, 9 p.m.. Lovejoy 100, 7 and 9:30 p.m. ' Concert— Handel's "Messiah," thi rd piece, "Treading," suggested suspension in water and — I -km* Lorimer Chapel , 8 p.m. I created a relaxed, tranquil feeling. The dance began with I — one man in the dark who unfolds from the floor and rises. FiIso — 'Xlocfcwoyk Orange/* , This unfolding movement is repeated throughout the dance » Lovejoy 100, 7 and 9:30 p.m. Thurs. Dec. 6 i when the woman enters in hesitant and gradual extension . Mon. Dec. 3 This dance, unlike ' 'Set in Stone," was relaxing, fluid and I The New BlacJcEagfe I&2& Band, ' flowing. The two dancers worked closely together, entwin- Bates CollegeChapel , 8; 15 p.m. Film — "The Lost Honor of | | J ing and creating a sense of unity that they become one unit Katerina Blum , "AV room , Miller Film — "Hiroshima Mon | of movem en t , not two separate bodies. They were in cons- f Dance Perfomanc— "Works in Amour," Lovejoy 100, 3 and 6:30 Library, 7:30 p.m. » Progress," Colby' Dancers, Run- tant , fluid contact. Other dancers entered to shadow and p.m. mirror the movement. The movement from one dancer flow- nals, 8 p.m.' Powder and Wig Produciton — • } ed into and initiated the movement in the other. The ef- "Over the River and Through the ' | | ays of fect , enhanced by the lighting, was the sense of flotation. ™ . Film — John Berger's "W Woods," Waterville Opera House, t Seeing," 8:30 p.m. Lovejoy 100, 8 p.m. . At the end , two bodies were suspended on one, the dangl- | | Sal. Dec. 1 ing arms and legs creating flotation. This was similar to the I suspension of the body behind the tombstone in "Set in Stone." I The last piece, "Pigs and Fishes, " seemed to incorporate many of iVIonte's interests. Jagged, angular movements were u sed, as well as smooth , circular movements. Elisa Monte is the Artistic Director and Choreographer of the Elisa Monte Dance Company, founded in 1980. Her Italian Landscapes dances have been taken into the repertory of several other dance companies. The Italian landscapes of assistant dependent image generated by the rela- professors Hearne Pardee and Gina tions of shapes, spaces and color." FOOD FOR Werfel are on display through Both artists are involved in a similar December 2, at the Jette Gallery at the sense of color, yet they have different ARTHRITIS Colby Museum of Art . compositional styles. Werfel states,"! Are you eating anything spe- The Pardee and Werfel paintings are tend to be more compact and contain- cial to help your arthritis? a result of a four-month stay in Italy ed with flat shapes positioned to create Special health foods are ex- during the spring and summer of 1984. all over patterning, while Hearne con- , pensive — and a waste of The artists began their trip at centrates more on a single object em- money if you think they will Rockefeller Foundation Study and phasizing its singularity and the space help arthritis. No special food Conference Center at Bellagion on around it. " The two artists concluded causes arthritis and no spe- Lake Como and later moved to that their study in Italy solidified many cial diet will cure it. Find out Umbertide in Umbria. Werfel and thoughts and ideas about work . what the experts say about Pardee were supported in part by a nutrition and arthritis. Send grant from Rockefeller Foundation for a free copy of "The Truth and a tra vel grant from Colby. Dancer s About Diet and Arthritis". For both Werfel and Pardee, their venture was a return to the art that had been the inspiration for their artistic to perform careers. While in Italy they studied old The Colby Dancers will present a FOR MORE Q W masters such as Piero della Francesca, Works In Progress Concert this Thurs- TI0 N A ARTHRITIS Titian , and Tintoretto. and Saturday nights at CONTACT:!5. ^ FOUNDATION day, Friday, Talking about the works displayed Colby's Strider Theatre at 8 p.m. 37 Mill St. Pardee explains, "The pain- Brunswick . Maine 04011 at Colby, Various works have been choreograph- tings were worked directly outdoors, ed by both the students and Professor _ s but weren 't meant to be precise or Christine Mitchell-Wentzel. Also ap- I documentary renditions. They were in- pearing will be guest artist Heidi > spi red by direct contact with nature Henderson , a Colby alumna , who will | and are concerned with creating an in- perform her own choreography. The I concert will consist of several solo > pieces, as well as two group pieces per- % formed by students. Tickets may be I reserved in advance and will also be available at the door, priced at $1 for The Elisa Monte dancers entertained the audience in Strider Colby students with ID , and $2 for Theater on November 17 with four original pieces, Including this CvAwOrHHi ^ non-Colby students. v X^^ hh _L one called "Treading." 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Brickbat by John Collins All hurt by merit system Colby's system of merit pay determined by student evaluations needs to be changed. One problem with the system is the way it creates discord where there should be cooperation. Colby, m theory, offers a rounded curriculum, one in which a varie- ty of courses fill mil a students education. Bat for the liberal arts ideal to work, teachers siust worfe together on assignments and courses, coordinating their efforts. Too little of this cooperation exists now, and the merit system hardly encourages more, Furthennore, the system is inhereratly sexist; Students , consistently rate female teachers lower than their male , = counterparts, leading to gross injusticesin wages-, among , : other things, - ' Even the effort to quantify a teacher** ability, the base I . . of Colby's merit system, is wrong, f$r a person: cannot '. ] be judged by a relativelysimplistic scale, lilcs tfee one as* ' ed bow. The idea behinda merit system is a good one; teachers To the Editor 1 should be rewarded for good work.! Bat mtt& the ise- . . ! Cotte r 's support for football prog ram clear quitm in Colby's system are. solved^ both, students and , An Open Letter to Michael Sander- half of the Amherst game other hand , it is possible to disagree teachers will be hint as well. I C ' . • A / son, Michael Marra, Lanze Thomp- think if you take the time to inquire of with an individual without denigrating son , Andrea Auerbach , Nancy either the football coach or the direc- his or her motives, school spirit, loyalty Goldberg and 46 others: tor of athletics, you will find that my to Colby, or humanity. support for the football program and ECHO insensitive to sexism Just to set the record straight , I have Colby athletics in general has been If you would like to discuss these or To the Editor: maliciousness intended , I am concern- seen every quarter of every Colby quite acceptable. other issues, I would welcome the I'd like to thank the ECHO for its ed that the ECHO staff was not sen- home football game during the six opportunity. complimentary picture of the sitive enough to the sexism inherent in years I have been at the College and You should express your disagree- cheerleaders cheering in the November including the picture in the paper. have never left before the game was ment with opinions and actions of Sincerely, 1st issue. However, I am unhappy and It seems unfortunate to me that the completed. Inadditon, this year I saw others, and I will be the first to defend William R. Cotter somewhat angered that in the same ECHO would display - and by display- all of the Bowdoin game and the last your right of free expression. On the President issue, a picture of the legs of the ing - promote sexism of any type in its women on the squad was also pages. displayed. Editor /Vetvi' Editors Features Editor Hash Robbins Meghan Casey' Karen Buckley Although I understand that the pic- Joyce McPhetres-Maisel ./ " CsjT^^^^ J Suzanne Krumm The Colby ECHO encourages letters ture was placed there Associate Dean of Students it V+-&\ Sports Editors with no & I Ii r* .x*r~^r'"~'~^. ~~-~ Tim Bonang and commentaries from the Colby ^ Paul Mooncy V>4-fV ,J >x ^'\ \ IT* *— ^ s. . community. Letters should be under ¦ / jC| * ' n ¦ f v Photograph y Editors Clearing policy confusion ' 250 to 300 words long. All submissions Business Manager / Pf * \i \ ift V% ; X ?^ "n^ implementation. (See Students Hand- Bill Kuics /'JL! ^rprfji i r \ La"ra Br°wn must have the authoc's name, although To the Editor: -f . * book , pages 29-34.) ProductUm Manager «. y HH ? \ d ' LiV 'l Layout Editor they may, by prior arrrangement with There appears to be a good deal of Carol Dunn f' ¦ ' * * '¦ ¦ Tina Zabriskie .A) .'£ r: ^J i—* % the editor, be printed anonymously. b) Party Registration Procedures : Advertising Manager 'i ^"f i>.M ..j„: ,. «***•¦'¦ V : r confusion and controversy over what iflhn HabcrstOCk I „»4 "" . - £$ Layout Assistant Anyone wishing to discuss a submis- Procedures have been streamlined. The " Ka,ie Ma, ni is perceived to be Colby 's new alcohol Advising Sales A . \ ' V * &/* > > ¦ . \ • ' -7 ° * sion may call the editor at x.2348; all recently published "Ways to have a Chris Parker \ x** * AV<" ¦¦ f I '- '" "» j ' Announcements policy. In an effort to set the record ,w ¦ • ,, • \' Af\ Jt r+'tM, 'Li -*- **•* / Debbie Fillman names will be kept confidential. All Party " guide delineates in a clear con- Advertising Design \ .n n U J ¦ ¦ < TTm *» 1 ¦ - /; straight, it is important for students to Joan Ray * 1 V xl 1 PMT Assistant \-> let 1 -*"•* ¦ r submissions MUST be handed in at the realize the following: cise manner the ways that parties can Lisa Maria . A- 'S^^' W ' ^f'.^r r ^ \_ v /¦' Deb Gassner Dorisann Weber ¦> ' " ' ECHO office on Monday at 5:30 be organized and fewer signatures are \T %¦ . ... V< y* . / Arts Editors a) Colby Alcohol Policy: These are Circulation Manager "V^,„ 4vV ^ Bob Allbe V r y Bos before the issue comes out; late sub- now required . Elliol Kolodnv ~* ' ' ' '. * ^A ¦ Mary ton the same policies which have been in >^. A ^^ ^^^ ^ rt. ^ missions will probably be held over un- existence at Colby for the past four c) Party Entrance Policies: Colby is Typ ists and proof readers: l.isa Kerney, mien Cialamhos, Ktnic Hollander. t; li/abcih McKeuua, Tori Scali. ioyce Seymour. til the next week. years . The policy was developed by required to abide by state law and Sn/aiiru* Swain, Carol Tegen, Melissa Tuek B.A.R. and has not changed since its must , therefore, alert students to state S : , ' laws as parties are registered. We have been informed by Maine State Liquor - authorities that money collected at the V door and ''tickets" sold in advance can be "illegal sale" of alcohol. Hence, the advice is given to create a guest list in KCTiML. advance when collecting party funds. These guidelines are designed to pro- tect students, particularly party hosts, from having problems with the law. d) Party Closing Times: There is no administrative rule dictating that par- ties must close at 1 a.m. At catered par- ties where alcohol is sold , the licensed caterer is required by state law to cease selling alcohol at 1 a,m. However , the party could continue per the ar- rangements made in advance with the facility manager. At parties where alcohol is provided by the host , the closing time can be negotiated with the facility manager. Residence halls can vote to extend parties beyond 1 a.m. In dining halls and in Roberts Union arrangement can be made for later closing times , The Commons Coordinators, Com- mons Presidents , Governors , Residence Hall Staff and members of the Deans office as welhas the Direc- tor of Student Activities arc available to discuss the alcohol policy and par- ty planning with individuals or student grou ps. We all want Colby students to en- joy a varied, vibrant, creative social life and wish to be as supportive as possible,

Janice A. Seitzinger Dean of Students • ' Vacation: a time to relax? Commentary : , . . . . : by WENDY LAPHAM tion out of my discomfort. I didn't feel very relaxed at this Maisel's election point. Then there were all the neighbors and friends who Thanksgiving is always a joyous occasion to gather with begin every conversation with, "How's school? I bet you're family, look up old high-school chums, watch football on working hard!" Siblings are no help either. My brother came a nalysis shal l ow in my room at 7:30 on Saturday morning and, putting a television , and eat yourself into a coma. by TIMOTHY KASTRINELIS The problem isn 't the Thanksgiving break itself , but the hand on each side of my sleeping face, squished it into one huge blob of skin. How relaxing can that be? week before you actually leave. It seems professors are as In last week's article, "Economics, A Dismaying Factor in I figured if anyone could save my sanity, my Grand- Student's Vote," Professor Maisel expressed a disappointment mother could. At eighty-five, her memory is less than razor- in the majority of young people in this country. Professor Maisel sharp, but usually our conversation centers around the past Scratching the Surface wen t on to characterize people in this nation, and especially the rather than the present. Unfortunately, this time it went youth, who voted for President Reagan as being "short- , something like this: anxious as we are to skip out for vacation so carefully sighted," politically self-centered on the issues,-and lacking a "Hi, Grandma, it s Wendy. planned , semester-long syllabuses seem to get chucked out ' " dedication to American ideals and the future of this country. '*Wendy?" the proverbial window, and classes seem to shift into Such a shallow and generalized political analysis can not go "Yes, Grandma, how are you?" overdrive. unchallenged. "I hope you are studying hard." "Overd rive" may be a good way of stating the condi- Following the presidential election of 1984, 1 was not distress- " Yes, Grandma. tion I was in when I left. After staring at the tops of my " ed as was Professor Maisel in the political involvement of this "I hope you're working hard at school." feet or watching my plants die or doing whatever it was that country 's young people'. First , I was encouraged by the en- "I am, Grandma. I did the weekend before, I suddenly realized Sunday night " thusiasm with which the youth of this country took part in the "I'm not feeling too well, you know. that I had two ten-pagers due before my estimated time of " presidential campaigns — both Democrats and Republicans. In I found out the next day that my Grandmother had asked departure. (I accept full responsibility for this part — I never a more local context, I believe the Colby College Republicans my parents if she had any have been one to plan ahead. I'll give you an example: this grandchildren, so I guess it could and Democrats should be congratulated on their registration have been worse. article is due by 5:30 and it 's now 4:33.) of rnany new voters, and the extent to which they informed I must admit I did get to relax a little bit over the weekend, To make a long story slightly shorter, I did manage to students on the issues. Secondly, I was impressed with the but when it came to driving home I forgot to prepare myself get the papers in. By some miracle they were even typed . political awareness and sensitivity demonstrated by people of for the Maine Turnpike. It is my belief that in the state of But it was only after three different pens, one whole my age group in dealing with the issues. , instead of having teenagers study a book of traffic notebook , nine billion cups of coffee and two beautiful Maine What Professor Maisel distressingly failed to recognize was rules before taking their driver , they just have them Maine sunsets that 1 was able to accomplish this feat. 's test the responsible reasoning process behind the opposing political drive up and down route 95. It seemed I couldn't escape With a smile on my weary face and my paper nightmare viewpoints. While one person may disagree with another's , being tested even in rny last few hours of freedom. behind me I thought nothing would be nicer than slipping political views, should he or she turn away in disgust and Everywhere I looked a sign was telling me which lane was into the comfort of my family and relaxing for a little while, discouragement, or accept the challenge of the late President for driving, passing or breaking down, to reduce my speed leaving the worries of academia in the dust. I even thought John F. Kennedy who said in his innaugural address, "We in rain or fog, not to sjxaddle the lanes, and to lower my I could squeeze a little sympathy out of my parents after observe today not a victory of party, but a celebration of headlights for oncoming traffic. It's like a Driver's Ed. having risked my health to get those papers in on time. But freedom." Truly, our political system is one of opposing political review session without the films. How can you relax while my parents just laughed an evil little laugh and uttered that views and debate; one in which the majority of young people , motoring when the Maine State Highway Commission is unutterable question "Why did you save it until the last cast their vote responsibly in 1984. dredging up the horrors of your first behind-the-wheel ex- minute?" While some voters viewed the success of President Reagan 's amination every time you leave or enter the state? Surely, if they tried , they could remember that far back. economic policies as illusionary in nature, others remembered Anyway, I made it back here, and am now looking for- I think they just got some kind of grim post-college satisfac- the similar unfulfilled predictions of 1980. Many feared a return ward to more end-of-the-syllabus-blues and good 'ole ex- to the policies which proved to be destabilizing in terms of ris- am week. But what I'm really looking forward to is a nice ing inflation, high interest rates, unemployment and little if any Did you send anybody relaxing Christmas vaca..... Oh well. I do know that if my economic growth. In regard to defense and foreign policy, some brother tries to wake me up that way again, I'll do more accused Reagan of being a "war monger" and as dangerous than just scratch his surface. a personal this week? in the age of nuclear weapons. Others however, described Reagan's foreign policy leadership as a responsible change from the year of the Carter-Mondale indecisiveness; perceived as equally dangerous to World Peace. Sn terms of social issues and leadership in general, Mondale supporters claimed a conflict of church and state under the Reagan administration, and a lack of social justice. On the other hand , Reagan represented to the majority of this nation, "leadership that works," and a faith in the individual; an ideal on which even Professor Maisel would agree, "this country was founded. " Although each of the op- posing views deserves a much more detailed explanation , it is simply my intention to state that the majority of young people in this country — Democrat and Republican alike — cast their vote responsibly and with a great deal of thought according to the principles in which they believe. I hope that in the elections to follow, young people will again resist the temptation of narrow and generalized political analysis. Politically, our next step is not — as a Republican or Democrat, member of the winning party or losing party.— to declare our ^ political opposition as possessing the wrong principles or lack- o wev v^^r Jt ing responsible judgement. While our political views may dif- vU J Gnh fer , we must instead, continue the responsible debate and dedica- tion to the future.

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I should be to get to know better, anything that As the professor O ff t he Cuff anyone in command of such droned on studying, but my mind keeps drifting could be more fun than studying.:But about boring tales from years gone elaborate gesticulation and decid- ¦ beyond any that I expected to back to the strange occurence. • now thoughts of what's happening by, my mind switched ed to become a casual observer of its focus receive from this class. As she What could it be to distract me from tonight or where my next beer is com- from the lecture to a girl in the front her every move. . v . struggled to make her point regar- studying? Well, to tell the truth, it nor- ing from are far away. Believe it or row who offered amusement far Continued on page 13 - ding the theme of a panicular story, mally doesn 't take much. I like to not, I find myself thinking instead about a lecture I sat through this morning. "Wow," you say, "pondering a class after it is over? Why bother , if it is in your.notes? You can always go back and re-learn it later for an exam, instead of clogging your head with it now." Well, actually, 1 didn't take a single note, and neither did anyone else in the class. Instead, we all sat listening, spell- bound, immensely interested in what was being said. ' 'Okay, you say, but if nobody took notes, then the material can't be on an exam." I have to confess that today's lecture was a "special topic." That is, one that the professor is interested in , but outside the scope of the.cojurse cur- riculum and therefore will not find its way onto an exam (I hope). But as testimony to the fact that to- day's lecture wasn't too unusual, I must point out that despite the fact that it was announced a few days in ad- vance that today's class would -be "special topic" day and that it was Fri- day, class attendance was high. Instead of people starting their weekend a bit early, people came to lecture today because the professor is dynamic, vibrant ,, and interesting. ."Okay, okay, enough blathering about the professor," you say. "Tell me what it was that was so amazing. Tell me what class it was in, maybe I will take it also." ¦ ¦ : Well , hang on to your hats. The I /jMMo**J- topic was chemical evolution and the class was Organic Chemistry. I hear a Egg -H€ KKH MP P3QR B MPKM1YBUT lot of "holy cow"s and other not-so- ^ jJ g ntt l printable explicatives out there. "This guy is a 'gweeb,' a 'science geek' if such a topic can interest him. Bummer. 1 thought it was going to be something / I Thi s is a | g QQ J) Please support the good: sex, violence, or Reagan , / \\ little off the \ U U maybe." ^ AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY ) Well , folks, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to like it. What's even more surprising is that so does just about everyone else in the class. '¦ ! 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I don't know why she kept she struggled the more she did these pointing; maybe if she had charts hand gestures. Soon her body was and diagrams to aid her she could writhing and gesticulating but no more articulately- express herself , words came from her mouth. It was but I'm sure that her P.S. Gitano"'s like the little kid who first learns to didn 't help her. ride a bike with no hands but this Once her finger was thrust in my was more like, "Look Ma ,, no general direction and I shrunk mouth." Finally she just sighed and down in my seat for fear that she gave up. knew that I was secretly laughing Then it was my turn to speak but at her. Besides,! had nothing to do as 1 opened my mouth I saw, out with her argument on Poe. of the corner of my eye, a hand Soon her head began to sway slowly rise off my desk. • Student vote - Continued from page 11 and social desires . But what of others' economic and social needs'! The Reagan image is in.. It's the professional look (represented by Reagan), over the compassionate soul (championed by Mon- dale). We're professionals in the bud. Either get out of our way or help smooth that way. It 's no surprise that students and Yup- pies voted similarly, as we have the same thing at heart: ourselves. A final thought: last year I heard a radio program in which a long-time correspondent told of foreign attitudes toward America. He said that the one thing that sticks out, no matter where in the world he goes, is the popular belief that if the American people knew the truth about a certain injustice, they would force their government to right the wrong. So strong is the international belief in the American sense of justice and fair play. And now? Dr. Spot by Cay

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Women have reportedly receiv- than leaders. "It is very difficult.to give the needed leader- allows faculty members to see how they are doing and why, ed lower ratings than men on the evaluation forms. The ship because of the "changing nature of the presidency— and gives them more of a chance 1o promote themselves. question exists, according to Maisel, as to whether there is from 'academic leader' to 'manager,' " Kerr said. "To do Professor John Mizner believes the merit system is a a statistical way to determine this, prospect. Archibald the most good for the curriculum , the president must be "morale destroyer. It sets friends and colleagues against believes that "the evidence we have so far is inconclusive. involved in the fuller range of academic affairs. He must each other and emphasizes the wrong qualities." Mizner We need more thorough and consistent analysis before we be an academic as well as an executive officer ." i: feels that there is too much emphasis put on publications. say that Colby students have a bias against women," Kerr foiind many presidents overworked, pressured and For this reason, faculty members are forced to choose bet- However, Archibald also noted that there seems to some lonely. Surprisingly, however, it was presidents' spouses who ween helping out students or wording on publishing, the real evidence of this trend nationally. "If this possibility were often most desperately unhappy and angry, latter of which , according to Mizner, is more important to exists, then it's a problem , " said Archibald. "I haven't ever been hugged by so many women just for the pay increases. While the merit system remains divisive it continues to being there to listen ," Kerr said. . ,j Professor Sandy Maisel feels controversy over the merit exist at Colby! "There is no way to avoid the divisiveness," At small colleges, Kerr said presidents' wives not only system is caused by its having become a "systemized review said Cotter. "The merit system provides a tangible way to arranged dinners, but often provided the china and silver- of stated criteria." While Maisel agrees with the idea of a thank professors. Without aperiodic system of review, the ware at their. own expense. The financial and "workload merit system at Colby, he also feels it is difficult to draw College can 't reward positive performance," said Cotter. pressures of the college presidency often cause, breakdowns a distinction among professors as to the quality of their Agreement lies with the idea that teaching is, and should in husband and wife relations. Children of college presidents teaching "based on the idea that all Colby professors are be, weighed most in retaining, promoting, tenuring, and often feel neglected, and the tensions often lead to family good professors." hiring professors. Archibald adds, however, that "the quali- break-ups. Maisel feels that the student evaluations play an impor- ty of teaching is pretty hard to measure with any precision. In conclusion, Kerr criticized college presidents for not tant role in flagging either excellence or problems a pro- There is always a danger that scholarship or creative work getting involved in public affairs . In an interview last month, fessor may be experiencing. By first looking at the evalua- gets overemphasized." This is the problem which most con- Kerr quoted Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh , president of tion forms, a department chair can then decide whether or cerns faculty members. Notre Dame, as saying, "Anyone who refused to speak out not he or she should look deeper into a possible problem off-campus does not deserve to be listened to on campus." ¦ ¦ or area of positive achievement. Professor Miriam Bennett feels thai; while the system itself dent easily ," Kerr said. ... While professors tend to agree that narrative evaluations is fair , the practice of having a merit system for raises has After completing his study, Kerr found the average term a can be very valuable to their teaching, they feel the present more negative than positive aspects. Bennett has seen " of today's college president is seven years, compared with years.at Colby system of number rating has many shortcomings. Mizner decrease in collegiality " over the last ten 11 years in 1960. Taking into account the first year of lear- feels professors cannot learn from numbers what they can caused to some degree by merit raises. "Professors aren't ning the job and the lame duck final year, the effective learn from narrative forms. "The numbers don 't indicate working together. They are competing, and it doesn't seem length of the term is five years. improvements or changes which should take place," said to be healthy competition. " said Bennett. Part of the problem, Kerr said, is finding qualified peo- Mizner. According to Mizner, the current merit system has One of Bennett 's concerns is that some professors may ple for the job. Most educators prefer to be second in com- previously been voted down by faculty members. seek committee positions simply to try to get a higher salary mand, allowing them more involvement with students and raise rather than because of loyalty to the college. academic concerns. Dean of Faculty Douglas Archibald feels that there is no Also, junior faculty members may hesitate to try new David Riesman, a Harvard sociologist and member of faculty consensus behind the present merit system, but that methods of teaching for fear of failure. Because of the merit the panel, said the constraints on college presidents have the faculty is "probably divided about whether or not to system, faculty members may be concerned that failure with made it difficult to fill jobs with good candidates. Instead have a merit system at all." Archibald agrees that the system new methods will result in lower classification of merit per- of concerning themselves with academic affairs, presidents is divisive, but notes that the Board of Trustees are "very , formance. "The system has caused malaise and malcontent must deal with fundraising, athletics, recruitment "and, in firm that some kind of merit system is necessary." Archibald especially among junior faculty members," said Bennett- public institutions , legislative matters. also noted that he will be examining the present system to Questions still exist as to whether there is even the Another problem facing college presidents is the grow- determine what modifications can be made to make it less possibility of having a non-controversial system. "There is ing involvement of trustees in "administrative" issues. In- divisive. "With the Course Evaluation Form Committtee, no real evidence that the system done last year is capricious stead of making only policy decisions , Kerr said trustees we will be working to make changes in the course evalua- or unfair," said Archibald, "but it is still unpopular and are determining appointments and admissions as well. Many tion form, hopefully making it better than it now is," said therefore divisive." Archibald. trustees also cause problems for presidents by forming cli- ques within the board. After publicly praising his trustees, As for professors' concern over the ambiguity of the one President told Kerr privately that he could not face his numbers on the form, Archibald said that he uses them sole- board much longer. GIVE BLOOD Faculty union contracts also strip a president's power by

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Boston, Norwich, Middlebury, Salem especially in the playoffs. Three more freshmen, Jeff Boucher, State, Holy Cross, Williams, and of Senior John Siletto is also expected Pat Clendenen , and" Chip Kispert, course, arch-rival Bowdoin. to see a good amount of ice time once round out the defensive roster. They Last season, the White Mules not- he gets his timing back, after taking a may see some action as the season ched their first playoff win in 18 years year off. The remaining forwards on progresses. with a 3-2 win over New England Col- the roster are newcomers Rick Angeli, Handling the bulk of the goaltending lege in the East quarterfinals. They Joe Bisson, Matt Elders, Chris Hurley, duties will be junior letterman Walt would like to take it one step further and Matt Stetson. Edwards. Edwards shared the job with this time and get into the finals. Col- Goulet is looking for increased of- the departed Tim McCrystal last by is traditionally a strong defensive Colby faces off against Umass Boston fensive production this year. and with season, posting a 3.62 goals against team, so if the offense comes around twelve lettermen at the forward posi- average in nine appearances. He also they may accomplish that. But no mat- by BOB AUBE according to Goulet, is a good two-way tions he has every reason to expecl recorded Colby's first shutout in seven ter what happens, Colby hockey fans hockey player , and good around the that. New assistant coach Jeff Beaney, years with a 2-0 blanking of Mid- can be sure that they will be provided It's difficult for a coach to complain net. a New England College graduate, has dlebury. Backing up Edwards will be with some exciting action this season. when he has 16 lettermen returning Mick Ferrucci, Paul Marleau , and been helping the forwards in this area. from the previous year's team. And Rod McGillis , all seniors, form a "He's been showing them little things Colby varsity hockey coach Mickey strong .second unit that is more than to make them better scorers", said Goulet certainly isn 't complaining capable of putting the puck in the net. Goulet, "like putting the puck on net sing Ferrucci had seven goals last season, instead of trying to pick the corners, Swimmers about the talent he has back in uniform for the 1984-1985 season. With only which was among the team leaders. and getting rid of shots quicker. We three seniors graduating from a team Marleau (4-9!l 3), is a scoring threat at should be able to improve our offense that was just 43 seconds away from the all times, and McGillis1 finished up last without hurting our defense. " of suc cess ECAC East finals, the outlook for the year with three goals and five assists On defense, hard-hitting senior Don Cronin will be playing his first full year upcoming season is decidedly in his last six games, after a slow start. The Colby Men's and Women 's events. Senior Dave Quillen will swim optimistic. Neil Wysocki , Vin Paolucci, and on the back line after being switched Swimming teams begin their seasons the short buttrfly strokes in the relay. from forward last season. He will be Senior co-captains Greg Apostol and Greg Cronin skate together on another thivs Saturday with a trip to Brandeis Senior Lewis Holmes is swimming the joined on one defensive pairing by Buster Clegg head the list of returnees forward line. Wysocki is back after a University in Waltham, Massachusetts. sprint freestyle events. Lewis worked freshman John McCarthy, on this year's squad. Apostol led the year-long absence, and Goulet is glad who Goulet Head coach Bob Johnston begins his his time down for the one hundred says is a good puck handler. White Mules in goal scoring during the to have his contributions again, not on- fourth season hoping to mprove on last yard freestyle to 53.5 seconds at the 83-84 campaign with 11 , and added ly on regular shifts, but also on the Sophomore Bob Burns is coming 5 seasons records. With both teams end of his first season of college swim- nine assists for a total of 20 points. shorthanded unit. Paolucci (10-13 23), back from a leg injury that kept him returning a large group of veterans, ming. Juniors Rick Frand 5 and Marc Clegg, (4 goals, 8 assists 12), mean- was Colby's second leading scorer as sidelined for nearly the entire 83-84 they should prove competitve all Dooiittle will be swimming the season. He is teamed with junior Gus while after an off year- will be trying a freshman and is one of the keys to season. 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by TIM BONANG

You follow Interstate 95 south to Washington, D.C. where you get on 495 heading west. Take Route 66, then Route 81 which eventually becomes Route 64 and brings you through West Virginia into Lexington, Kentucky. Get off on the East Main St. exit and cruise down Tates Creek Rd. until you get to the University of Kentucky. Home of the Wildcats. Home of Bluegrass and Bourbon. Home of Rupp Arena and this year home of the NCAA Final Four.

Those of you who have followed CBS "Road Show " will be happy to know they ' re back. Brent , Billy and Gary Bender. Kentucky though. All this culminating on the Wildcats home floor. How did Joe B. manage to pull this off you say ? Actually, whoever in the NCAA that was in charge of handing out tournament sights a few years ago should be given a medal. Joe B. and company will be lucky to make it to the first round of the NCAA , and may in- deed have to opt for the NIT instead , due to heavy gradua- Reagan tion losses. The NCAA has expanded to 64 teams for the tournament , so now no one gets a bye. Another interesting change is in endorses the implementation of a coaches box , which restricts the area a coach can gallivant down the sideline haranguing of- ficials. Look for coaches to increase the decibels until they the Hoyas lose their voices. And now a rundown of the Top 20 teams in the country, those that have the best chance of winning the 1985 NCAA Champio nship. i (1) GEORGETOWN. Are far and away the best team in Those characters include: guard Delray Brooks (a supei' w5e^&h B| the country and will be the first tea m to capture back-ta- freshman), three forwards Mike Giomi , Marl y Simmons and ^B jffl back titles since UCLA last did it in the early '70' s. Patrick Winston Morgan and 6'7" guar d Dar yl Thomas. All have yaM Ewing will finish off a brilliant college career with a flurry, seen lots of action except Brooke , and all will make big con tPI ^HH pPchris Washburn. Washburn was the most-recru ited player before joining Michael Jordan as an immortal in the NBA. tributioris as Delray will start with Alford by the end of the in the countr y last year , and will live up to his advance Michael Jackson and Horace Broadnax , both lights and year to form the best backcourt tandem in the counting for ^WIpP^ W1^ ¦ billing. shooters , will man the backcourt. The frontcourt will be the nex t three years. ' (6) . Illini are deep, but a weakness at the interesting. 6*5" David Wingate and 6*7" Reggie Williams , (3) ST. JOHNS. Louie Carnesecca is happy. His team is coachin g position , plus the grueling Big 10 schedule will wear 6'7" Bill Martin and 6'8 M newcomer Ronnie Highsmith loaded. All-American Chris Mullin at guard. Canadian them out. (from the U.S. Army) highlight John Thompson ' s quick Olympic team center Bill Wennin gton. Lightening quick forwards. Mike Moses at the point. Backboard-eater Willie Glass at (7) WASHINGT ON . Detlcf Schrem pf leads this group from The H oyas lost Michael Graham to academics , but look one forward . And 6'8" Walter Bern y, a frosh , at power the Pac-10 , who are st ron g, bu t lack a bench . for him to be back next year. Furth er help for Ewing comes forward. Berny is going to be unstoppable as he tries to (8) OKLAHOMA. Wayman Tisdale is an awesome offen- in the form of 6M1" Grady Matcen , a surl y player. duplicate his last years Junior College status of 28.9 points sive machine, but until Billy Tubbs gets his team to play The Ho yas will once again suff ocate opponen ts with t heir and 14 rebounds per game. defense, they ' ll have a hard enou gh t ime winnin g t he Big defense (will an yone for get Ken tuck y' s ab ysmal shoo t ing (4) DE PAUL. Joey Meyer inherits the coaching position Eight Conferenc e. . in the semifinals last year). A couple of teams may beat from Dad. And boy, wha t a t eam this is, too. Despite n (9) LSU. Dale Brown is a smart coach with a solid team , t hem , bu t not in the tournamen t , wher e it coun ts because tough road schedule , they should be there at Rupp in March. through and through. ' ' nobod y can play with Ewin g, and Thom pson is too good Depth abounds around here. Kenny Patterson and Tony (1 0) SMU. Jon Koncak is the 2rid best center in the coun- a coach. Jackson at the Guards. Marty Embr y, try, and has some qualit y people around him. (2) INDIANA. Yes I saw them lose to Louisville. But a Bob- Lemon Lam pley and Kevin Holmes are intimidatin g front- by Kni ght team in November is twice as good.in March. cour t opera tives, at being 6'9" or over. 1 1. DUKE The Hoosicrs have numbers , starting with Olympian guard The lack of a center won ' t be a problem , tha t is un t il they 12. SYRACUSE . A number of people balked when Bobby put play Georgeto wn. 1 3. HOUST ON him on the Olympic team (including yours truly) over some (5) NC STATE. Coach V () is looking for a 14. ARKANSAS more established players , Alford proved to be the steadiest repeat of 1983 , but not in the same way because this time, 15. LOUIS VILLE amon g an excellent team , and will onl y be bett er this season everyone will know they are coming. Lorenzo Charl cs (19.6 16. MEMP HIS STATE - x as resul t of the experience , ppg), and 6'.11" Cozell McQueen return to the front court. 17. VIR GIN IA TECH The Hoosicrs are somewha t solid in the middle where Uwe Mr. J , the "Midget " 5*7" Spud Wolff and 1 8. UNC Blot resides. At times he is very good , at times he is poor , 6'4" Ernie Meyers rotate in the backcourt. 1 9. UCLA ' bu t he is sufficient with the cast around him, The player who will put them over , is a freshman , 6* 11" 20. NOTRE DAME • .