Arbiter, January 21 Students of Boise State University
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Boise State University ScholarWorks Student Newspapers (UP 4.15) University Documents 1-21-1998 Arbiter, January 21 Students of Boise State University Although this file was scanned from the highest-quality microfilm held by Boise State University, it reveals the limitations of the source microfilm. It is possible to perform a text search of much of this material; however, there are sections where the source microfilm was too faint or unreadable to allow for text scanning. For assistance with this collection of student newspapers, please contact Special Collections and Archives at [email protected]. ----~:-~-- -- ~ -- - ,.. ..., PRIMUS BLINK-182 ,f1"'" , ,~-~ J. 4~' t l\O • • ,.::r-:: "T"'.lJor< ~ '~. .flJ"-t'- , ..".-". ';', ," .. ',' ... - Dr,SoE 't\blf; ir 5ee:--4-~ DJJtiE15 ~u ..~.sr ~~3ES~ �J:E~,·,gj~~~f~~liitl~~it¥~·~~r likely .predidions .lor 1998 by Asencion Ramirez Opinion Editor 10. Your advisor wllfmakc more, money than BSU's football coach. 9. In February, Elvis will launch his "Bacon and Banana Comeback Tour.;' . 8. Buster Bronco will be taken ahead of Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf in the NFL Draft. 7. Bill Gates will give uphis for- . tune and take up moderlldance; 6. The devastating weather sys- tem,"EI Nino", will be followed by . three stronger, even more frightcn-. ing systernsknownas "EI Bueno, EI Fe();y EI Malo.... .'5.,The Spice Girls will winthe best female actress in a comedy Oscar fortheir~ork on "Days of 'OurLives."'. .' ..' '4. Dennis R~dman will defeat 'Martha Stewart by a landslide to '.bccorti~ldabo 's next,governor• ......3l~MTV\yill)cginsho",ingmusie ~id~~·,'::':\;':r·.,·;.:'·," ,. " c<2;Helen'Chenowethwont say .":'i,:',': ·",-"~If(t~i~t::;"~~; .!;~.,;;~' , I,,·t14 d.:uj)j ,. 'i,@~M"'~:,..,....." '.".","" .L1JdRing:tfbr~'l11eaning.inJVf~I,fj_llu.:cin;;.iit1tS'~.• , ~, • .~ :~ > • , , '. '. ., ~" • "' __ ;. I •• :>":. _, -: ::.;~ :_",,' " " ~t' !.. r eelt,.... ». ,,_ .. - " "; '.1 ,",,' _I ~"\ • '- " C • , '.:, ", ,.' ' stereotyped and women still battle the glass ceiling in. , tie~. COng~tulati9ils should be olfere~ to those who real- Is"th~ 'C:elebl'atio~·pr~mature?'kf.h~~.:::~::~:~%o'":;~:n~~~~~n; .••.·frJ~!,7~;~:,~:!d~~:~~':::;i~::::i~:' . .tional, uninformed and just plain careless. A mcinbcfo,f' . Americansand~Qmen have feltforc::onturies. It is diC- this state'seongressionaldelcgation was foolish enough' ferent now; that the shocis 'on 'the other foot, isn;t it? ' { (: by Asendon Ramirez to speak about warm weather people's ave~i~nt~ t~is.; '. As diffiClllfa'i itjs'to·~ce.epnhe byprodlicts of state, .little .r~alizing that. 85,000 Hispanics' no\V.call. this Affirmative Action;it,ha.~ to beviewoo'as Iiside effect of Opinion EdilrJr f .. state home.,Besides P9,inting out the obvio~s,t~at ~mCl .-. themedicincpreScribedfor'-change, Wi,~hout ~,hispill, the I' people should, nQ~s~ak withouttl\eir handlers, these , nationwQuldstill. wallowing and Iiyingiria terrible past. i he first week of school of the spring semes-. eommentspohl(toa lack of sensitivity andrealizittion<' Granted plenty'()f believe .andaet~s if.they are living \ , . ter.always bringswith it a sense of that thereis'anintcrdepe!,deney of the races. No 100iger . before the twcntiethcentury.: ,: . .'. urgency; For some, it is time. to rectify the . is on.c grouJ>'an island fromanother, this is a continent of Perhaps this time of celeb ration' of ~'i:tuman Rights" is ry• poor academic performance of.fall: For people and an earthquake atone corner of the map surely' premature. It is good to take time arid remember those others, it is simply the stressqf getting into affect!Oherest., , .....,. -. .. ' who have fallen, and:wtio~ids<j m'uch' to inspire, in the the "swing of things" again. F6r others s'till, it is 'the' . 'EdIJ(~ationin al! sectors should ~e a goal of the quest. It is best to keep working, knowingh()w difficult attempt to cram a celebration of hundredsof.years,of' Movement~Orantediit seems less romantic than Illarch- this next phase of Movement will be. Changing attitudes blood, sweat and tears of the Civil Rights'Movement into ing on the capitol,· but surely it would be more produc- is more difficult than rewriting constitutions'and in allo- a single week. However, celebration u!lueJly'comesat the tive:, .' .. ' . cating resources it necessary to deny to some whlit was end of a project. Has the Civil R,ightS'MQvement aCCom- Another iSsue arises at the discussion of whether or not previously denied to many. Someone once said, "Nothing plished all it set out to do? What 'is left to accomplish? .. to continue Affirmative Action Policics.Some would worth having ever comes easy." How will thai be accomplished?-lsthe'Movement dead? bl;lie,ve that Affirma~iveAction has rectified the prob- Should it be allowed to die? lems of the past and it is time to dismantle the program. In the rush to put together aw~rthy celebration these Mistakenly, they believe that twenty plus years of questions are sometfmcsignored.lf anything, now Affirmative Action 'have rectified centuries of spilled should be a mostcritieal and cautious moment. While blood and discrimination ..Some point to reverse discrim- laws andamen~Ol~l1l~ have attempted to make an honest ination as a by product of the action, and say it is unfair man out .of theCo'nsiitution, the fact remains that . , that qualified people arep3ssed ovcrin favor of minori- chan.w:?si":aititudcs'~~nnot legislated. Minorities are sti!1 . ... ' I'. ' . '.. , '" • 1 '. ',L • L ~~ Electrolux. Even if you're not an outdoors type, it' still nice to feel the world start to tha ' unfortunate enough tt? be stuck in a "arge wiridows, you get to watch thi to a soundtrack of America,n' History, In o~gain, yet another year and Latin or whatever else you happen to be tl er semester at our institution of high- yo~rself with in the name o(your degree. Ta r arriing; although'judgingfrom the . from me; this is not how you wane to be spending henayior ()(some of those intrepid students (mt" '. your precious time~ , there, cutting thedescriptiim short at "iristituti(jn" So, in short, we have fewer holidays, crappy would m;t be an injustice. Maybe y()Uwent some- months arid the onset of spring. Other than that, \\Ihet'e for tlie holidays,S()n1ewhere that features your semester wilt'undoubtedly be much the same weatlier notqu,ite asJ)!pola~ and disorderly as the as the last one. If y'ou had a good time last fal!,'then Treasure Valley. Maybe you stayed here in the area. you should have no problem 'percolating and'peram-' One way (;r the other, if yri~'re reading this, pre: , .' bulaiing your way through :your education. If not,.. ' sumably yilt. came, back formore.Before reading bowever, then I suggest you stock up Qrl party mix" . further, look lip "masochisr' in the dictiimary and ings and people with whom you cal) share them .. see if yilUr picture .is ensconce~ next to the defini~' You will, most assuredly, nee'd such aSsistance. tion. '. ,'" , -,' :-:" Now, many M. you are veterans of the psychic wars;io bOIT(lwan aptphra~efrom Blue Oyster . ~'.' Cult; thUS, you should know what to expect from: ,". ,"r' by Dqmon Hunzeker Unfortunately, our old wise woman is a girl, and she's no Dalai Lama. Hell, even Columnist' .,. ., Richard Gere has access to the spiritual leader of 1ibel.But the President had to send 1-'--,---,--:'. '.' , ..Agent Hubbell on a spy mission. So the rest of us probablydori't have much of a . chance to meet' Old Wise Woman Reno, unless you preside overa network of spies. But '~•....... "y.on.e..can W.fi.t.ea boo.k.nowaday.s ...o..·.~J.. w.roteayoo. k.Th~ the confiscatory tax rates imposed upon us are eliminatingour ability to purchase luxury . guy who played Greg Brady wrote a book. LOUISC . items. Because of grocery bills and day-eareexpenses, only the rich ean afford spies. Woodward 'So book _ "Gee, I Guess You Really Shouldn't The mission appears to have failed, though.Otherwisc, Mr. Hubbell would be telling Shake. 'E " ,- willbe on the shelves in 'time for summer. And now Larry King about our Martian neighbors. He would be on Court TV demonstrating Ill Webb Hubbell has written a book. proof of JFK's involvemcitt with the EI Niiio family. I blame the ill-fated operation on In case you 'rc unfamiliar with him, Webb' Hubbell is one of President ,Clinton's Bill Clinton. H'e should have started out slowly and worked his way up to the Kennedy creepy lawyer friends from Arkansas. He used to work at the Justice Department until assassination and creatures from outer space. Even if you're on a secret mission, eti- he went to jail for cheating his clients or biting Marv Albert- something like that. quette is important. Before asking an old wise woman to reveal the meaning of life, you Regardless, i(you get a chance look at him closely. He appears to be made out of pil- should ask her to recommend a good mechanic. You know-test out the water. I'm sure • lows and inner tubes. If I had to offer a diagnosis,I'd say he's pregnant with septuplets. Janet Reno was slightly irritated by the sight of a big marshmallow man running around I me~n, those arc some big checks on that guy. In fact, his name is actually "Ted the office asking, "Who did Oswald work for? Where's E.T.?" Munson" ...,...butit sounds like "Webb Hubbell" when he introduces himself, because Incidentally, I don't understand the interest in solving the Kennedy assassination. he's hiding erasers and billing records in his jowls. Even if God released divine footage of Oswald acting alone, very few people would Anyway, Bill Clinton appointed him to a vague position at the Justice Department, ' accept it.