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?000 Rn hmond K, Studenl public'ilion ol eastern Kcniu * , sinf r 192 oi '•'. Mart Requirements New Frontiers getting changed A proposal of general education would drop some traditional courses, add new ones BY JAME VHSON electives; and senior capstone outside the News editor student's major. Bowles says taking foreign language is By the fall 2001 semester. Eastern positive. may have a new general education pro- "I have taken several," Bowles said. "It gram. enhances one's knowledge of your own "President Kustra gave us the charge language. It's a lot of work, and it's not of developing a new general education the easiest, but the positives outweigh program," Gary Kuhnhenn, associate the negatives." dean/professor in the department of arts Bowles said she could understand and sciences and chair of the ad hoc com- someone questioning taking a course out- mittee on general education, said. That side their major. was the committee's charge about a year "I understand people being or so ago." leery." Bowles said. "But a third The committee is composed of your education comes from of various professors in differ- general education, so it is good ent departments and even one to see how different fields inte- student member. The Progress' take on the grate." "Last January I got a letter in Kuhnhenn says the fc.culty, the mail saying I was appoint- issue, A2 which teaches general educa- ed," said student member tion courses now, will be teach- Sarah Bowles. ing these courses. In October 1999, the committee post- "The curriculum, the courses them- ed a document titled "General Education: selves come from the faculty," Kuhnhenn An Invitation to Become an Independent said. "The curriculum is that which Thinker" on Eastern's web site. Known belongs to the faculty, and is developed as The Invitation, this document by the faculty. explained to prospective Eastern stu- "But conversely those courses that the dents what general education is and what faculty produce will have to meet the it involves. sited upon objectives and outcomes. I Corey Wilson/Progress According to the proposal for reform, can't see why you will have a great shift this invitation solicited some 30 com- in who will be teaching them. I think one From left to right, Wendell Wilson, Luke Anderson, Bobby Owens. Wes Harris and Patrick Eidson demonstrate their robot. ments from members of the university. thing we would like to do is make general The ad hoc committee released the new education something any faculty and the about how to solve the same prob- proposal for general education on the university regardless of college or depart- Eastern team places lems," Anderson said. web last Thursday. ment has an opportunity to participate Bobby Owens, a senior construc- The current general education pro- in." first in Space 2000 tion management major from Sturgis, gram requires 51 hours in six areas, Kuhnhenn says these courses will said the team had a difficult time divided into 21 categories. The new pro- require writing. BYSHAPHHUPS building the device until the last day. posal consists of 45 hours, 15 three-hour "Writing will be across the curricu- Assistant news editor "Making all the parts work togeth- courses to be taken across all four years lum," Kuhnhenn said. "We would want all It rolls. It digs. It drills. It even er was the hardest," Owens said. of the undergraduate curriculum. these courses to have writing within watches with a camera. It is the After all the problems were solved Thirty hours will be taken in 10 core them. In fact, there's a mandate that has national championship robotic and the competition was over, the courses offered in multiple sections, and been to the faculty since about 1977, I device from Eastern. team members were in awe that they students can choose the remaining 15 believe, when the Board of Regents gave On March 1. Eastern's Gve-mem- did so well. It was just a matter of hours from a second language, devoting us a mandate to teach writing in all cours- ber robotic team captured the first- waiting until the next day to see how six hours at the intermediate level; six place trophy in the Space 2000 and they scored. hours of upper division general education See Requirements, AS Robotic 2000 Construction "It was nice to see them win, but Competition in Albuquerque. N.M. the object of the contest was not win- The event was co-sponsored by ning, but experience," said Walter NASA. Boles, the faculty adviser. Experience was just what they got. Former EKU employee In 1998, the team competed in the contest and won second place. Luke It was Wendell Wilson's first plane Anderson, a junior business manage- ride. ment/aviation administration major "I had been out there before, so shot at Richmond Mall from Sarasota, I-'la., is the only origi- this time it brought back memories of nal team member. Corey Wilson/Progress the trip," Wilson said, a sophomore always had a smile for you." said Joseph computer science major from BY SHA PHILLIPS "Winning second place (in 1998) Assistant news editor McCowan, a custodian who worked gave us more confidence this year," The trophy the team won has the Wheelwright. with Cornett for almost 12 years at Anderson said. names of past winners engraved on it. "I hope they carry away a lifetime Oease Cornett, a retired Eastern Eastern. The robotic device they used at memory." Boles said. employee, was shot and killed outside McCowan said he did not see Cornett Albuquerque was hanging out with A memory no students or alumni the competition was the same con- the guys. the Richmond Mall on March 10. Her often after she and her husband began cept as before, just more technical, "It was a good feeling of accom- will soon forget is having an Eastern husband of almost 50 years. James having problems. He last saw her after according to Anderson. plishment to work for the same goal," flag launched up in a space shuttle Edward Cornett, is accused of shooting he and his wife had a baby in Since the team spent so much time Eidson said. because the team won the competi- her, according to Richmond police. The September. together building the device, team- Anderson, a punter for Eastern's tion. couple has been separated since Oease "She had came back in from Indiana work was a must. Patrick Eidson, a football team, said working with the "That's the icing on the cake," Cornett filed for divorce in May of and called us before we were leaving. She junior construction management different majors made the project Anderson said. 1999. brought us a diaper bag and stuff like major from Richmond, said one of his more realistic. Cornett was shot in the back with a that," McCowan said. favorite parts of the trip to "Everyone had different ideas See Robotics, A6 large caliber gun around 8:15 a.m. She Cornett referred to McCowan as one was taken to the Pattie A. Clay Hospital of her "boys," according to McCowan. and pronounced dead shortly after arriv- She became a member of church "It was nice to see them win, but the object of the contest was ing, police said. almost four years ago. Cornett worked for the university for There's no doubt in my mind she's in not winning, but experience," — Walter Boles more than 17 years. She was the head that beautiful city we call Heaven and I custodian for the Perkins Building. look forward to meeting her again one "She was a wonderful lady. She day," McCowan said.

► Inside Student Court approves changes to SGA elections Ad Index B3 Accent B1 This year elections will last three days, and Briefs A4 Classifieds A4 students will have option of voting on-line Perspective .... A2.3 BY JENNIFER ROGERS and cast their vote. Police Beat A4 News writer Only about 600 students voted in the Sports B6-7 last senate elections. The senate is look- The Student Senate will soon be giv- ing to increase those numbers through What's On Tap B2 ing students the chance to choose their the new voting methods. representatives for the fall. "The idea of three-day voting came ► Woathf The senate will hold elections for from other universities around the state," the fall semester for all positions, Senate President Chris Pace said at the TODAY including senators and president. In meeting Tuesday. "We want to address Hi: 54 addition to the new representatives, the all those people and give them a chance Low: 33 senate is also working on new election to vote. I've always thought that everyone Conditions: methods. should have a chance to vote. I just can't Heavy Rain One project currently in the works is see, for the life of me. what's wrong with extending the voting period to three days. more people voting." HU: Rain and Snow * *%**$* The Student Government Association's Chair of Student Rights Ritchie tATs Partly Cloudy' *%**%*•»* constitution currently restricts the voting Rednour agrees. SUN: Partly Cloudy period to one day. "Voting for three days, to me, just This year, however, the senate will be gives students a better chance of being Progress File Photo allowed to extend the voting period represented," Rednour said. This gives ► Romimters through a ruling by the student court, students the opportunity to vote." Students used traditional voting booths in last year's elections in the Spring Fling which says the senate can change the "It's probably the smartest thing we've Graduating seniors, tomorrow is the period through a majority vote. done in elections in a long time," said accept the new voting methods. of the Powell Building. Current sena- last day for GradFest 2000. Pick up The extended voting period would Duane Gill, chair of public relations. "You can't try to change everything tors are also required to run for re-elec- overnight," said Senator Chris Karris. tion. your caps and gowns in Powell allow the voting booth to be moved Senator Barry Lee's primary concern was with the regulation of the election. "Why can't we take this a step at a time? The president must be a member of Building. around campus. Current plans include the booth to spending one full day at the There's no problem with the length," We have three changes in elections." the Association, maintain a 2.5 GPA. Powell Building, Alumni Coliseum and Lee said. "It's the governing of it. Are we New senators are required to have a and be a full-time student. They also No class Monday, Tuesday, the Stratton Building. going by the constitution, and if so, who's 2.5 GPA, have no disciplinary probatii n must be a second-semester sophomore Wednesday. Thursday or Friday, it's The senate is also working on imple- governing it? Isn't a computer just like a status and be a sophomore in the (45 academic hours) at the time of the SPRING BREAK! menting on-line voting. This would voting booth? Are we taking a chance of upcoming fall semester. They must also election. require students to go on-line, use some getting into more trouble?" attend an information meeting on Campaigns will begin on March 28. type of identification number to register. Other senators are not so willing to March 28 at 6 p.m. in the Jaggers Room Ballots will be posted on April 3. Perspective A2 Thursday, March 16.2000 Progress Jarint* Feldrnan, editor Not so

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For the most part, being dif- All seven of the other Kentucky ferent is good. But that isn't universities have some sort of always the case in higher beginning level writing courses education. which are required. Many of them Eastern is considering some have English 101 and 102 require- major changes to its general edu- ments. If students at these univer- cation requirements, which would sities try to transfer to Eastern do away with traditional required their courses, which are standard courses. across the rest of the state, will For example, English 101 and not meet the requirements here. 102 would no longer be required. These students will have to take These writing-intensive courses more courses to catch up to their have long been a staple of the general education requirements. general education requirements at The same will be true for stu- Eastern and most other institu- dents who are leaving Eastern. tions of higher education. These classes which are not typical If this proposal passes, these of other universities will not trans- courses will be replaced with a fer and students will lose their hard- three-hour university seminar, earned hours at their new school which, according to the universi- The committee which is look- ty's Website uses "common expe- ing at the changes says there will riences and common readings," to be no problems with transfers, but teach students to appreciate the how can they foresee that before complexity of problems. the changes are in place? Minor changes are always hap- Whenever students transfer pening to the school's require- from one school to another, there ment and are good for the school is always a chance they will lose and its students. A few years ago hours. But Eastern is increasing students could get a degree here that chance for its students. without ever having a math class. These changes could hurt the Now Math 105 or higher is transferability of Eastern students required. The same is true of and should be looked at more seri- some sort of speech course. ously before they are made. But the changes proposed this Catching up with other universi- year could hurt students who want ties is great, but if this passes, Allison Craig/Progress to transfer in or out of Eastern. Eastern students could fall behind.

► Campus Comments Regents should THE ISSUE Spring Break is only a couple of days away and Eastern students are packing up and heading to all corners of the globe to celebrate. Jeremy Stevenson, sports editor, investigate Pace asked several students around campus where they will spend their vacation days. MICHAEL BRAD RUDMANN While some argue that who does, the Board of Regents ARLINGHAUS Student Government may have violated it as well. Association President Jim Gilbert, chair of the Board Chris Pace now has the hours to of Regents, said the Board would I'm going home to I'm getting my wis- hold the position legally, these look into the situation if it were X- chill out. dom teeth cut out same people are ignoring the fact brought before the Board. It is the that by not having the hours last Board's responsibility to do so. semester, a state law was violated. By not having the required The membership terms for the hours, Pace was a de facto officer. rjHometown Boards of Regents for Eastern Since the Attorney General has Ironton, Ohio Eriinger Kentucky University, Morehead never issued an opinion in such a Major Major Education State, Murray State, Western case in Kentucky, he cannot say Construction Year: Freshman Kentucky University, Kentucky whether the Board's decisions dur- Management • State, Northern Kentucky University ing that time would be null and Year: Junior and the Kentucky Community and void. Technical College System are President Robert Kustra said it spelled out in KRS 164.321. didn't matter, because none of the Section 8-a of the state law states votes taken were decided by that, The student member on a Pace's vote. In fact, Kustra said regional board shall be the presi- both of Pace's votes last semester were in the minority. dent of the student body," and, "If I'm going to work at I'm going to the the student member does not That shouldn't matter. The fact is Hastings. maintain his position as student that Pace violated state law by not bars in body president or his status as a having the hours — not to mention Cincinnatti. full-time student at any time during SGA constitutional regulations. that academic year, a special elec- If the Board of Regents of tion shall be held to select a full- Eastern Kentucky University does Hometown! Sonora Hometown. time student member." not want to take the initiative and Major: English Williamstown By not having the required num- get to the bottom of the issue, Year: Senior Major: Computer ber of hours, Pace violated this someone else should bring it to Information Systems law. By not holding a special elec- the Board's attention. That is what Year: Junior tion to get someone on the Board Gilbert said was needed, after all.

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Are you sitting in your room Kentucky University service sorority, jects and volunteer leadership roles. My heart always shines when I bring a It is hard, especially for the first-year bored? Is your best friend the has been my outlet for service while I have been a camp volunteer for smile to a young child's face. The feel- student, to meet new people on cam- TV guide? Do you wish you attending college. We do a variety of four years and an adult volunteer for ing I receive from helping others is pus. Volunteering can help get you out could meet more people and do some- community services such as adopt a an elementary club. Many of the chil- incredible and is my way to show of your dorm and into the community. thing with your life? The answer to all highway, low income housing kids dren I work with are from lower myself that I can make a difference. There are so many opportunities that these questions is community service. parities, Shriners, nursing home visits income families. These children get Many people say ihey do not have are available to help serve. Community Community service is serving and blood drive canteen services. The little to no attention from the environ- enough time to contribute to the com- and religious organizations, school throughout the community. There is an sorority enables all of us to contribute ment in which they live. The joy I munity. I say you haven't tried. 1 am a clubs and local community youth dubs endless list of services that need your as well as have fun with our friends. receive from giving them a little more full-time student, work 20 hours a week are always in need of help. Not only do time and attention. Community service My years of service did not start here than what they have is tremendous. and hold an office in my sorority. I con- you contribute to the community, but Throughout my experiences, my tinue to volunteer through 4-H, along you also make friends that wiO remain a MELISSA contributes to others and yourself. My at school For many years I have partici- experiences have not only served oth- pated in community service through 4- rewards have not only been about with the many service projects I partici- lifetime. Now is the time to get involved. DAUNHAUER ers but have also contributed to my H. Many of you are thinking cows and meeting new people throughout Kappa pate in with my sorority. My life is busy, It is never too late to step up and serve. Your turn weD-being and self-worth. hay fields, but 4-H offers a lot more than Delta Tau and 4-H, but have been over- but after all that I do, I still have time to Melissa Daunhauer is an elemen- Kappa Delta Tau. the Eastern agriculture. 4-H offers many service pro- whelmed with the feeling of goodness. spend with my family and friends. tary education major from Louisville. Progress routine is lesson Finding a career — not a job - in First Amendment rights you like can lead to happiness Happy Birthday. James Madison. we're doing because people will get Point blank. Choose a CAREER path My guess is no. 1 can't imagine you would 249 years old today. Author of the angry, then that defeats the purpose." and not a JOB path. An excellent be. The reason we come to college is to Bill of Rights ... right to bear So how does the Progress decide what piece of advice I can pass along to reach for the stars and make our dreams arms, right to a speedy and public trial "informing the community" is? you is this. Choose something you love to come true! and, oh, yeah, that one about freedom of The process begins Thursday after- do in life and do it! That's it. I can write fur- Enough preaching. I'm 25-years-old and speech and press. noons at 3:30. Section editors of Accent ther but that about says it all. finally close to finishing my journalism If you are reading this today, student (features). Sports, News and Perspective It doesn't matter whether it pays a lot or degree. I'm a photojournalist and I eat, editor Jacinta Feldman has decided I had (opinion) present their "budgets." a litde. If it makes you happy then you've sleep, breathe, love and live to take pic- something worth printing in the paper Our photo section led by Corey Wilson chosen the right path. Happiness is more tures. I've been to Georgetown College this week ... or maybe she just had more — a man unafraid to contort his wiry frame important to me than money. Haven't you twice and Eastern three times. I've taken UBBYFRAAS space to print items that might have been to capture unique angles of our campus — known several wealthy yet unhappy peo- correspondence courses in photography orchestrates die story ideas with sugges- COREY WILSON U^urn^^ omitted last week. mtytum ple? They're ever in search of that one and owned a professional portrait studio. If you aren't reading this, then at least tions for photos and art He doles out assign- miraculous fix-it to their unhappiness. I've taken a full-time job twice in between, ments to our mighty but limited photo staff. Libby Fraas is my writing it helped me clarify my own Corey Wilson Chances are they chose a job path, not a been to airplane flight school and also got- a journalism role as faculty adviser to a student newspa- After the staff meeting, editor is a senior career path. ten married. Guess you could say I've taken professor and per while I meet with college media advis- Feldman and managing editor Dena Why am I on this subject? There are too the long route. Tackett draft a couple of staffers to meet journalism the adviser of ers from around the country this week and many unhappy people in the world. What What's the relevance? Finding a career hope that the staff got the paper out today. and decide the editorials and cartoon for major from path isn't always simply showing up to col- the Progress. do most teachers pound into our heads The Eastern Progress — like all news- the Perspective page. Danville and upon arriving at college? Work and study lege and attending class. You may need to On Monday at noon, ad manager Chris papers —a strange exercise in principles photo editor of hard in college so you can get a 'good' job do a little soul searching first. I advise you, and practicalities. Guyton (yeah, he's the former Colonel you the Progress. when you get into the real world. That's contrary to mom, dad or Aunt Harriet's dis- Sometimes students, faculty and staff may remember swatting down opponent's fine if you've got no spunk, energy or moti- may, to re-evaluate if necessary. Change wonder where in the world the Progress passes a few years ago) adds the inches of vation in your life. Who wants to live with- your major. So what if it costs you an extra gets its story ideas. Sometimes they ques- advertisements sold by our student ad reps out those characteristics? Not me. year? Quit school for a while and do some tion the news judgment and story selec- that week. He plots the number of pages we Hopefully not you. good old-fashioned soul searching if neces- tion. Sometimes they wonder why their will have and as a result, the size of the My all-time favorite Eastern professor sary. Do what you must. event, organization or story idea got "news hole" those editors will have to fill. recently told his class (and me) to get pas- Return to college a more refreshed, ignored in the paper. On Wednesday, the stories, ads, and sionate about something and think about a directed and motivated individual. Don't let And as you've probably noticed in the art are churned into QuarkXPress, dis- career, not a job. He means anyone can anything or anyone stand in your way. Get past few weeks, the Progress gets letters tilled into PDF files and FTPd to our mop floors, flip hamburgers and wash cars. passionate about something and do what it felling us so. It's a tribute to our campus that printer. The staffs most stressful and Those jobs are fine. We all have to do them takes to realize your dreams and goals. people who disagree with the editorial con- high-tech test - meeting a deadline. at some point in our lives. Are you satisfied Get passionate about something and you tent of the paper express their views with On Thursday morning, it's your turn. to work jobs similar to those from now on? too can formulate a career and not a 'job'. Madison's choice of weapons — speech. Read it, ignore it, call us up to correct or In Maryland just this week, police are complain, write a letter to the editor, sub- investigating the burning of several hun- mit your own story idea or do what I do - publish clarifications and correc- The editor wHI decide if the cor- make the RED COPY —my opinion of the dred copies of the Goucher College cam- Correction tions when needed on the rection deserves special treat- pus newspaper. Editors believe their arti- staffs effort that week to be fair, accurate, In an article in last week's Perspective pages. ment, or needs to be in the sec- cles on Student Government Association responsible, neat, welldesigned. Progress, Gil Smith's title was But don't expect us all to agree about led to the destruction, but they don't plan incorrectly given. Smith is the If you have a correction, tion in which the error occurred. to change their news judgment. that That's the beauty behind the First please send it to the editor in Send corrections to 117 Amendment. James Madison called it chair of the art department. "We're there to inform the communi- writing by noon Monday before Donovan Annex or e-mail them ty," said a student editor of the freedom of the press. What better lesson . The Eastern Progress will Quindecim. "If we start censoring what for a university to support for its students? publication on Thursday. to progressOacs.eku.edu ► Letters to the editor

Indigo Girl, put on a the fine university which he has courses and the ACT score was served so well and for so long? not important. What was impor- great concert tant was a faculty that would bend I am writing regarding the Being the man he is I would haz- ard a guess he would prefer it not over backwards to help a student Progress' announcement of the succeed. The student who Indigo Girls' upcoming concert at be aired publicly especially if it detracts from the university's dropped out of high school, spent Eastern. My friends and I couldn't stature he has helped to build. two years in the Marines, worked have been happier of the news. I I'm sure I will hear about the construction, came to Eastern on have seen my fair share of musi- his GI benefits and was discov- cians in concert, from Metallica to sanctity and freedom of the press, free speech. I am supportive of ered to be the top physics student Widespread Panic to Natalie at Eastern. I wonder how he did Merchant, and the Indigo Girls these concepts, but not for manip- ulation for personal agenda and on his ACT? can hold their own with the best gain, or getting revenge for per- The kid from south eastern of them. They put on an awesome ceived past injustices. Kentucky who scored a seven on performance and I would definite- Report facts, report worthy his ACT went on to become a ly recommend that everyone rush news, report what the students Federal Agent. out and buy tickets next Tuesday and are interested in and need. It Eastern needs to look at its because it is not a concert you might be news to you but I would past if it expects to have an want to miss. think that the Student enlightened future. Kara Beth Haynes Government is of greater interest Dan-ell W. Peters Senior, Wildlife Management to those writing the editorials Eastern Alumnus major than it is to the vast majority of the student body or alumni at Progress printing trash Myer's removal 'serious large. pieces' last few weeks less' to Eastern I have also noted a lot of nega- You know, I once considered I heard from one of my col- tive coverage given to changes applying for an SGA position. As leagues in Tennessee that the cur- being made at the university. As a political science major. I know rent president at Eastern has someone being in the workforce the importance of leadership decided to remove Dr. Tom at least 30 years, I have, for at and trustworthy government. Myers from the position of VP of least the last 10-15 years, been However, after the trash pieces Student Affairs, a post he has held constantly warned to get used to I've been seeing in the Progress with honor for many years. Dr. change, expect it, embrace it and the last two weeks, I've ruled Myers is a highly respected pro- grow with it. Change is neces- out ever being in SGA or turn- fessional and has been elected to sary to compete and grow; tech- ing to the Progress for campus nology is here to stay and if you a number of important positions news. in national, regional and state don't accept change you will be You publicly embarrass CHris organizations. Removing Dr. left behind. It appears that it's Pace for being an aggressive Myers would be a serious loss to not only the older generation campaigner when its not even the university. who resists change but youth as certain he has broken any rules. Rocky Renneisen, well!! In addition, you'd think that the Chattanooga, TN 1 am 54 years old and perhaps removal of Tom Myers was the too removed from the college beginning of World War III the Progress coverage scene to be taken seriously, way you place it in bold letters however when I observe that the reminiscent of "Japan attacks •irresponsible, childish' college's web site has been visit- As an alumni and former staff Pearl Harbor." ed over 800.000 times since 1999 I've been here for four years II1D1GO member at Eastern, I read The I wonder what those other Eastern Progress On Line and and I have yet to deal with Mr. 800,000 people would think and Myers or any of the higher-ups in usually find it informative and expect. rewarding to read. Lately it the vast Eastern bureaucracy. I'm Not being a very political per- trying to figure out how I'm going appears to want to engage in pro- son, never one to write the editor moting political and personal to pay my share of a new health A of a publication, I hope this opin- agendas that are detrimental to and wellness center that I never girLs ion is expressed constructively the schools image and future. and rationally even if the gram- use. Were I prospective Eastern I frankly don't care if Myers is mar and composition may not be Vice President of Student Affairs enrollee, I would be discour- top notch. T aged from attending a school or Vice President of the United FRI«MAR31 *8 PM Bill Wells, Eastern 74,78 States and I would bet that the where the student-run newspa- Port Huron. Michigan. per could so readily be utilized majority of your readers feel the for self-promotion and creating same way. The students of this EKLI Alumni Coliseum rife and estrangemenl between ACT scores not the best university are concerned with the student body and adminis- way to measure ability open house rules, graduation tration. A lot has changed at Eastern requirements and the prices of - TICKETS - Personnel matters are the since the day I graduated in 1981. attending this university. SIOKkl Students In Vdvancc. responsibility of the college A lot of changes are not good. I The petty politics going on in administration and Board of returned to Eastern to pursue SGA and whether or not Tom $20 Non-Students, and \t Door.(General Admission. Trustees, and having that process another degree after a 20 year Myers is Vice President of undermined, needlessly, by self- absence. I returned because of Student Affairs do not concern us Tickets arc available ;ii Hillings «& Collections, ( oates Bltlg. serving individuals promoting my memories of Dr. Robert* in the least. The readers of your their own agendas and not the Martin and Dr. Patterson. The newspaper want to read about I OK H HI NIK DM VII s.< VI I Mil Ml 111 M l»l V I I III'MIM « >l I l< I VI h.'MHfS. welfare of the college and the stu- current administration would do things that affect them — not dent body is irresponsible and well to follow in their footsteps. things that make you guys at the Sponsored by I hi l\t Weekend ( ontmiltee ami I uhvr\ii\ < enter Hoard. childish. When 1 was at Eastern in the Progress feel like hard hitting I really wonder what Dr. "old" days we didn't have the journalists. Myers feels about what he has University Writing Requirement, Kevin J. Martz Don 7 Miss This Concert! | read in the student newspaper of we didn't have developmental Senior Political Science Major NCWS A4 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 16.2000

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Transportation Skip Benton. All Benton says the wreck is not a Psychic 2000 Network FTC recommends that you peri- Custom Sportswsar At around 3:30 p.m.. a school Professional Psychics 1-900-267- odically review it. Order online. students were treated and cause for any new worries about CORNER OF FIRST a MAI\ bus was rear-ended by Richard released. school transportation safety. 5669 1-888-973-4888 3.99 per Creditsimple.com 60f> 674 ??0O minute 18+ Neal, an Eastern student The bus They suffered whiplash-type "You're always concerned This week's question had slowed to make a turn onto injuries." Benton said. ONE/TWO bedroom house about school transportation." Fraternities * Sororities * Clubs near EKU. utilities paid* call What's the name of 1 musical movie Kit Carson Drive when Neal hit it The school bus was not dam- Benton said. "This doesn't raise in which an Irishman leaves Ireland Student Groups Student organi- 623-2019 and comes to Kentuckv? from behind. aged. any concerns that weren't already Two students were immediate- Neal. 21, was arrested follow- Last week's answer there." An Appendix Winner: Shannon Meadows News Briefs Check out The Eastern Progress Bf THI FIRST ONI IN TO ANSAIM compiled by Sha Phillips THI OUISTION COHRICUY AND online at www.progress.eku.edu WIN A FREE SWEATSHIRT ! Eastern concert band Young DowiocMrto to March in par asmsaaar p*a performs tonight The Eastern Concert Band will This St Patrick's Day, Jusdn Scotty," Dobbs said. "I lived play at 8 p.m. tonight in the Brock Dobbs will be thinking about next door to him when I was lit- Auditorium. more than leprechauns and tle." CHURCH DIRECTORY four-leaf clovers. The parade was initially Red House Baptist Church Trinity Missionary Unity Baptist Church Dobbs, president of the scheduled for March 11, but 2301 Redhouse Rd. Baptist Church 1290 Barnes Mill Rd. Gradfest ends today Eastern Young Democrats, will was moved due to inclement Phone: 623-8471 or 624-1557 2300 Lexington Rd. Phone:624-9464 Today is the last day of the lead his organization in the weather. This has caused some Sun. School 9:40 a.m.; Sun. Phone:624-9436 or 623-6868 Sun. School 9:30 a.m. Spring Gradfest The exhibit will Lexington St. Patrick's Day decline in the participation. Worship 10:50 a.m., 6 p.m., Sun. 9:45 am, 11 a.m., 6 p.m. Worship 10:45 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. be open from 10 am to 4 p.m. in Parade Saturday. "Unfortunately, since it's FOCUS (Fellowship Of Wed. Youth & Prayer 7 p.m. Dobbs said he was asked by Wed. Bible Study 7:00 p.m. the Powell Building. spring break there's not going Christian University Students) Sun. Services for hearing impaired. Jostens will be taking caps Scotty Baesler, former to be many of us there," Dobbs 6 p.m. Congressman and a candidate Hwdlfc Baptist Church Nursery & Extended Session for and gowns, graduation said. He expects only two or 411 Westover Ave for the 6th District Congress, to three of the members to attend. PreSchool Children at all Worship announcements and class ring Fountain Park First Phone: 623-1771 Services orders. Information on graduate join him in the parade. Young Democrats from study, alumni benefits, season Dobbs' ties with Baesler go other state schools are also Church of God Sunday School 9 a.m. tickets and wireless communica- back a long way. expected to march in the 5000 Secretariat Dr. Worship Sun. 10:15 a.m., Faith Created Assembly tion will be presented. "Actually I grew up with parade. Phone:623-3511 6 p.m. Wed. Prayer Service 7 p.m. of God The Division of Career Sun. School 9:45 a.m. 315SpangierDr. Services will provide Lifetime Worship Service: 10:45 a.m. First United (Behind Pizza Hut on Bypass) Career connections service. The sion will be held from noon to 1 administrators on "Women's Sunday Evening: 600p.m. Methodist Church Sun. Worship 9:00 a.m. and 10:45 Division of Student Financial p.m. and a forum will be held Lives, Voices, Solutions: Shaping Wed. Prayer Service: 7:00 p.m. 401 West Main St. a.m.. Wed. Worship 7:00 p.m.. Call Assistance will give exit loan from 8:30 to 11 a.m. for $29. or a National Agenda for Women in Phone: 623-3580 623-4639 for more counseling for graduating stu- $10 for students. Higher Education." Church of Christ Worship Services Sunday 8:30 informafjon/transportation. dents who borrowed from the Soy samples will be available Eastern is hosting a local con- Goggins Ln. (W. Side I-75) a.m. & 10:50 a.m., Sunday School Federal Stafford Loan Program. for the audience. ference to go along with the Ride: 624-2218 or 623-2515 9:40 am. Wed. Night Live Harvest Family Fellowship The event is sponsored by national conference. Sun. 9:30. 10:20 a.m. 5:15-7:30 p.m. 621 S. Keeneland Dr. Soy food benefits Eastern's Department of Family The local conference will be 6 6 p.m., Wed. 7 p.m. 5:30 Coffee House Sat night Phone:624-8620 and Consumer Sciences and the held from 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Bible Moment: 624-2427 6:00 Message Sun. Worship 10 a.m. College of Health Sciences. March 27 and from 11 a.m. to 1:30 seminar scheduled Registration is advised. Wed. Bible Study 7 p.m. p.m. on March 29 in Eastern's First Presbyterian Church Eastside Bethel Baptist A seminar on the health bene- Contact Donna Handley at 622- Crabbe Library. Sat. Outpouring 6:10 p.m. (PCUSA) fits of soy foods will be held on 1172 or Janet Collins at 622-1826. To register contact Meredith 1675 E. Main St. March 30 in the Perkins Building. Wells by phone at 622-1109 or by 330 W. Main St. Phone:624-9646 Trinity Presbyterian Church Mark Messina, former pro- e-mail at [email protected] Phone: 623-5323 or 623-5329 Sun. Worship/Bible Study 9:30 & (PCA) gram director in the diet and can- Conference to focus on by March 17.. Church School 10 a.m 10:50 a.m., Wed. Small Group 128 S Keeneland Dr. cer branch of the national cancer women in higher ed The caucus recommendations Sun. Worship 11 a.m. Bible Study 6:30 p.m. Services Phone: 624-8910 institute, will speak at the "Soy from the Monday conference will Wed Dinner 6 p.m. interpreted for deaf and handi- Sun. Worship 9:50 a.m. Foods, Phytoestrogens and The University of Minnesota is be sent to a regional site for the (no charge) capped accessible. Sun. School 11 am Health" event. hosting a national conversation live synthesis panel discussion on Call for transportation. A free general information ses- with students, faculty, staff and Wednesday. First Alliance Church First Baptist Church Richmond Church of Christ 1405 Barnes Mill Rd. 350 W. Main at Lancaster Ave. 713 W. Main St. Phone: 624-9878 Phone:623-4028 Phone:623-8535 Sun. School 9:30 a.m.; Worship Sun. School 9:40 a.m. Police Beat: March 7-10 Sun. 9 & 10 a.m., 6 p.m., Wed. 7 Services 10:45 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.; Sun. Worship 8:30 a.m.. 11 a.m., p.m. Wed. Night Youth & Prayer 6:30 p.m„ Wed. Worship 6:30 p.m compiled by Sha Phillips Colonels for Christ meet Services 7:00 p.m. S.U.B.S. 8 p.m at BSU Center The following reports have ninth floor. 1st&3rdThurs. Water gun leads to been filed with Eastern's at 7 p.m. Big Hill Avenue St. Thomas Lutheran Church Division of Public Safety. March 8 on 2nd floor of Powell Building Christian Church 1285 Barnes Mill Rd. fight between students Richard A. Neal, 21, 129 Big Hi Ave. Phone: 823-7254 March 10 Richmond, was arrested and A water gun lead to a fight between Richmond House of Prayer (FuH Phone: 623-1502 (office) Sun. Traditional Service 8:30 a.m.. Joseph Drayer, 19. charged with operating a Gospel Church) Phone: 6236000 (info line) Sun. School 9:45 a.m. two Eastern students March 8. Centerville, was arrested and vehicle on a suspended Around 2 p.m., public safety was 330 Mule Shed Ln. Sun School 9:45 am. Sun. Contemporary Worship 11 charged with alcohol intoxi- license. Phone: 623-8922 or 624-9443 Morning Worship 10:46 a.m am dispatched to the area between the cation. bookstore and the Powell building, Sun School 10 a.m. ,Sun. Evening Worship 6 p.m March 7 Worship 10:45 a.m., 6 p.m., Wed. Wed. Christen Student Fellowship Wsetslde Christian Church according to the case report Robert L. Stan, Jr., 19, Magan Blanford, Burnam Stephen Perkins. Richmond, stat- 7 p.m. 7:00 p.m.meet at Daniel Boons Bennington Ct. across from Centerville, was arrested and Hall, reported someone stole Transportation available ed an unknown male was squirting charged with alcohol intoxi- her cellular telephone, pager Statue for transportation to meet- Arlington people with a water gun. Perkins cation. and money from the Wallace ing Phone:623-0382 was squirted with the water and told Building in room 233. St Stephen Newman Center Sun. School 9:45 a.m. the man to stop. March 9 405 University Drive Unrtarisn-Universalist Sun! Worship 10:45 a.m., 6 p.m. The unknown male then report- An anonymous caller Christopher Bright. 19. Phone:623-9400 Fellowship Wed. Worship 7 p.m. edly asked Perkins if he was upset reported a window had been Ixmisville, was arrested and Sun. Mass 5 p.m., Sunday Supper 209 St George St Transportation available and squirted him in the face with the broken out of a vehicle in the charged with alcohol intoxi- $1 at 6 p.m., Adult Meeting and Rstgious water gun. Keene Hall parking lot. cation. Wed. 7 p.m. Inquiry classes tor Education for Children, Sun. 10:45 Whils Oak Pond Christian Perkins stated both individuals becoming Catholic, Wed. 9 p.m a.m. For information calh 623- Church threw punches, and he said several Stacey Cummins. Berea, Jeffrey L. Darney, Jr., 20, Newman Night for aH students 4614. (Disciples of Christ) other males started hitting him. reported his vehicle was Lexington, was arrested and 1238 Barnes Mill Rd. According to the report, when scratched while parked in charged with alcohol intoxi- Madison Hill Christian Church Episcopal Church of Phone:623-6515 several witnesses broke up the fight, the Stratum parking lot. cation. 960 Redhouse Rd. the males left the area. Our Saviour Sun. Worship 9 am, 11 a.m. Phone: 623-0916 2323 Lexington Rd. Coffee Fellowship Sun. 10 a.m. Perkins' left eye was swollen, but The Richmond Fire Eric L. Dixon, 26, he refused medical treatment. Sun. School 9:45 a.m. Phone:623-1226 Sun. School 10:15 a.m. Department responded to a Richmond, was arrested and Worship 10:45 a.m. Sun. 8:30 a.m., 11 a.m. Perkins stated he would file crim- fire alarm in Todd Hall after charged with operating a inal charges if a suspect can be iden- Wed. Wave 6:00 p.m. (Labor Day- Sun. School 9:30 a.m. a smoke detector was activat- vehicle on a suspended Memorial Day) tified. ed in the elevator on the license. The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March in. 2000 NeWS A5 New admissions Marsden meets with employees BY 9m PMUJW Assistant news editor "I think there are also opportunities director already where we can send people off to attend per- The Academic Affairs staff met with sona] workshops," Marsden said. Eastern staff on March 10 to discuss new ideas The next order of business was the role including new regularly scheduled meetings. of the academic affairs staff in student suc- making plans Michael Marsden. provost and vice pres- cess efforts. ident of academic affairs, asked the staff if "We are at a point of contact with stu- BY AUJSON ALTBER in admissions stay in the field." they wanted to have regular meetings and dents and recruiting students is a part of all mWmSBf Byrn said. when those meetings should be. The our jobs." Marsden said. At the beginning of his sec- Byrn was previously on the group, which met at 8 a.m., suggested hold- Flowing straight into the next idea on ond week at Eastern, Stephen staff at the University of ing three to four meetings a year at 8 and the agenda, creative management of office Byrn seems slightly harried. Nebraska, where he served as 1030 a.m. coverage, went hand-in-hand with student Apologizing for the clutter of his associate director of admissions "In the early part of the fall semester. I success. According to Marsden. in academ- as-of-yet sparsely furnished and director of undergraduate sort of stumbled into regular meetings with ic affairs, they look for a better way to serve office. Byrn explains he has international admissions. Byrn is the faculty," Marsden said. students with more available hours. been too busy to even display an alumnus of Grareland College The open forums and meetings with the Only offices students need to be opened pictures of his family. As in Lamoni. Iowa, where he first faculty were very productive, according to longer, such as admissions and financial Eastern's new admissions direc- served as senior admissions offi- Marsden. aid, will be. Flextime will be used to accom- tor. Byrn can expect to be busy cer and then as director of inter- Marsden also suggested a staff council modate the workers as weO. for some time. national programs at Graceland for academic affairs. He asked the group to The admissions office has been open Byrn has over 17 years of CoBege from 1983-1997. turn in names for the advisory group as until 5 p.m. for almost two weeks. experience in higher education At Eastern. Byrn hopes to help soon as possible. The council will consist of "Sometimes we receive calls until 5 p.m. administration implement a 10 members, five classified and five con- and sometimes we don't get any." said and admissions. multi-layered tract employees. Tricia McWilliams, admissions coordinator. "Eastern TIM C onibiniitioti admissions The forum is for issues common to all Marsden's next point of discussion was combines the poBcy. of us." Marsden said. assisting with publicizing academic success best of both off LotMUon MM! This means, Marsden also wants to start a profes- stories. worlds," Byrn although sional development fund in academic affairs "Students, staff and faculty success sto- said. admissions for classified and contract employees. ries need to be shared," Marsden said. According requirements Suggestions from the morning meeting Jim Fisher, external affairs coordinator, to Byrn. he has will become included daylong seminars dealing with suggested more recognition for the staff. seen higher th© iMXt cBntury. more rigid, data management and other skill develop- "Just having these meetings is a good Jessica Leake/Progress ment aspects. idea for success," Fisher said. education from Stephen Byrn, there will be Marsden talks to classified workers at Friday's forum. a variety of per- different spectives, and admissions director requirements feels Eastern's for different advantages lie 99 levels of stu- in both the size dents. For instance, a So you wanna be a teacher and atmos- phere. student who BYDOHUQUEBI does not meet the required high Staff writer courses or get their courses for "Eastern has the strength of their secondary major, usually in a large university with a variety school grade point average might be admitted as a proba- If you are really a people person arts and sciences. of academic programs with all tionary student and you like helping people grow Eastern offers about 40 under- the advantages of a smaller, lib- Byrn believes Kentucky and develop, then teaching is a graduate areas to receive a spe- eral arts college with an empha- schools are trying to raise the good area of study for you. cialized degree for teaching in sis on teaching," Byrn said. level of quality of education in The number of teaching posi- Kentucky. Eastern also offers spe- Byrn said his primary goal as the state. tions open will increase dramati- cial education degrees and admissions director is to try to "Eastern is an institution of cally within the next five to 10 degrees in working with commu- identify ways we can more effec- opportunity." Byrn said. "There years and the quality of teaching nication disorders. The college tively get out the message of have always been good stu- also is improving. also has an interpreter training Eastern. He describes Eastern dents, average students and stu- Wendy Moore, a student program and deaf education pro- as an institution remaking itself. dents with potential. teacher, says she always wanted gram. The combination of tradition "We have taken the perspec- to teach. Scholarships are available for and new changes will take us tive of saying we want to be an "Even when I was little I knew some, especially for majors in high into the next century," Byrn said. encompassing campus, not a I wanted to be a teacher," Moore need areas where the demand for Despite Eastern's steadily school of last resort. Eastern said. "I wanted to make learning teachers is great. Many of the declining enrollment rates, Byrn provides opportunity for moti- fun for children." scholarships are repayable if you is both positive and self-assured vated students." To be admitted to the teacher decide not to teach in Kentucky. of the job he is here to do. Despite the rush of his new education program, a student must Teachers are actually the most position, Byrn is settling nicely James Branaman/Progress powerful people in the world," "I think there is an expecta- complete 60 hours of general educa- Wasicsko said. They change lives." tion by the institution that I can into Kentucky. His wife, Holli tion courses and have an ACT of 21 Carly Catone (left) and Tami Lee (right) get some help from Wendy Moore says teaching is make an impact," Byrn said. "We Hudson, is a native of Kentucky or above, as required by the state. Moore, a senior elementary education major. Moore is a student teacher rewarding. wiD be working towards recruit- and an alumna of Berea College On average, about 175 students for Karl a Willis' first and second grade class at Model Laboratory School "After I teach a lesson if kids ing smarter in our traditional ser- and Eastern. are enrolled in student teaching in grasp it. that's rewarding," Moore vice areas and recruiting out-of- Byrn describes Kentucky as the fall and about 250 in the spring. Kentucky, one out of three gradu- quality of students from Eastern said. "Their facial expressions state. Eastern has some fantastic a very beautiful place. Eastern averages about 500 ated from Eastern. is as good or better than those make me happy that I helped things to offer students out of "In the Midwest, people are degrees or certifications a year. The program here at Eastern they get from other institutions." them to understand." the state of Kentucky." really nice, but in Kentucky that Many people who already have their is very good," said Mark Eastern has a teacher education Moore says anyone thinking Byrn says he began a career in is taken to another level," Byrn degree come back to get their cre- Wasicsko, dean of education. program in all of the colleges. In about teaching should be prepared. admissions in 1983, and describes said. "People here are really dentials renewed. About 500 teach- "Eastern is held in very high the college of education, the cur- "Make sure you are patient, himself as almost an anomaly. friendly. I think Kentucky is a ers come back for this every year. regard by teachers, legislatures riculum and instruction are such understanding and have a gen- "Very few people who begin good place to live." Of practicing teachers in and school administrators. The that people take their elementary uine love for kids." she said. South Porter Car Wash Deferring taxes with Soutn Porter Drive • Richmond. KY Behind Denny's on the EKU Bypass 626-9334 TIAA-CREF can be so Building and Equipment by Ledford and Associates self-serve rewarding, you'll wonder Need a CLEAN car for spring and touch free f Break? Try our services! automatic! why you didn't do it sooner. Open 24 Hours Quick and convenient! 1\STF.RCARD.

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1 Tim-j™ .-imr . t L '—'iimiif ~r * '"- ~ »-«■--—-*■ -- uIi»wi«M;;«..*tsso»,ioMh.p™i»>i^»^>t>..«<»i»»^i>«to» NeWS A6 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 16,2000 Robotics: Competition Board hasn't addressed is sponsored by NASA Pace's lack of hours yet From I "I was very proud to see Eastern compete at a national level BY DENA TACKETT Complete Restatement of the with the caliber of other students Entire American Law as The team will try to get to the Managing editor launch in August. They will also in the competition," Boles said. Developed by All Reported receive a letter from a comman- With a score of 74 out of a 100, President Robert Kustra and Cases," a de facto officer is der saying the flag is in space. Eastern blew the other schools Eastern's Board of Regents have defined as "one who has the rep- All of the team members hope away. The University of said they will look into the fact utation of being the officer he to attend the next competition two Washington scored 60 points, that Student Government assumes to be, and yet is not a years from now. earning second place. North Association President Chris good officer in point of law." "If I'm around 111 definitely do Carolina State University scored Pace did not meet the full-time The Attorney General's office it," Owens said. in the 20s, leaving them in last requirements last semester. said it has never issued an opin- Even though Wes Harris, a place, according to Boles. Neither, however, has done any- ion on such a case in Kentucky, junior construction management "It's an accomplishment to thing about it yet so it cannot be said whether the major from Marian, will be gradu- have something working." Boles President Kustra said the issue Board's decisions during that ated by then, he still plans on said. is "definitely something that has time would be null and void. going to watch Eastern compete. Four other schools tried to get to be looked into," but would not According to precedents set According to Boles, it is an to the competition, but could not what measures were being taken. by other states, the acts of a de Corey Wilson/Progress accomplishment to get to the because of financial or technical The Board of Regents will not facto officer are valid "where they competition because of the cost difficulties. meet again until April 28. Jim concern the public or the rights Luke Anderson adjusts a part on the robot that won the team first place factors and getting a device to "I felt like our time and effort Gilbert, chair of the Board, said of third persons until tide to the The team had a score of 74. 13 points ahead of the second-place team. work. was worthwhile," Wilson said. the Board could talk about the office is judged insufficient" issue at that meeting. President Kustra said he did "I assume if somebody not feel it should matter because makes a complaint and brings it none of the votes taken were Requirements: Courses shouldn't cause transfer problems before the Board, well act on it," decided by Pace's vote. In fact Gilbert said. Kustra said both of Pace's votes The qualifications for member- last semester were in the minor- From the front mathematical skill as an under- ship onto the Boards of Regents ity. graduate at Eastern. That skill "There were only two contro- level will be tested through a General Education changes for Eastern Kentucky University es. We wanted emphasis here of Theses are the proposed changes to Easterns required cot irses versial decisions, if you want to course, possibly similar to a 105- are spelled out in KRS 164.321. writing throughout these cours- Section 8-a of the state law call them that" Kustra said. es because one of the most like course. Proposal Credit hours Pace abstained from the vote "We want students to be states that, "The student mem- important skills that students University Seminar I ber on a regional board shall be on the anti-discrimination clause have to have when they go out placed where they should be Communications 3 the president of the student and voted no on the tuition into the work world into their placed in the first place so that body," and, "If the student mem- increase. Both were passed any- careers is the ability to commu- they don't waste time taking class- Matnemaucs 3 BM ber does not maintain his posi- way, Kustra said. nicate." es they don't need or waste time Second Language 6 tion as student body president Many Regents refused to Surprisingly, the current taking things they can't cope with Integrated Core Sequences 18 ■(■1 or his status as a full-time stu- comment on the situation and if English requirement for freshman yet, that's not good in either dent at any time during that aca- the Board would investigate. case," Kuhnhenn said. A. The Human Experience 6 is ENG 101, which does not B. The Natural World demic year, a special election "I would have to listen to appear on the new proposal. Kuhnhenn says transfers e MH shall be held to select a full-time both sides of it before I could The appendix says things like should present no problem to C. Human Values 6 student member." make a comment," said Board skills, reading skills, writing Eastern. Upper Division Core 12 MM By not having the required member Barbara Ricke. skills, critical thinking skills, "I can't speak for other schools A. Upper Division Electives 6 hours, Pace became a de facto Regent C. Fred Rice said he speech skills and for that matter in what they will or will not do," B. WeHness S officer. assumes it will be discussed. listening skills," Kuhnhenn said. Kuhnhenn said. "We have an According to Volume 67 of "I imagine we will hear more "But. in fact, you'll find that a lot articulation agreement in this C. Senior Capstone Seminar 3 the Corpus Juis Secundum "A about it" he said. of skills that are continued to be state. It's called a 48 plus 12 Total 45 ■j*«ia developed, will be developed agreement, the 48 represents gen- throughout the program and also eral education hours and the plus represent skills that will be used 12 represents the first goal hours Two possible SGA advisers are as a senior capstone. of the major. grams. sible. In my opinion, we need "Those skills that have com- "If students should come in "What you are going to find if to be sure we have what we being interviewed to fill position monly been taught or associated having completed the general you look out into the country is want in place before we start BY JENNIFER ROGERS think would be best for the with the English courses that we education elsewhere, then we probably 80 percent, maybe with it." News writer position. currently have and had for a long accept it as such as part of the more, of colleges and universities Kuhnhenn says the proposal "Whoever does the best job time are, in fact, in those courses. agreement," Kuhnhenn said. "If are presently involved in revising must go before the university The Student Senate is well on will get our approval and be voted Now whether it's named English they should come in without hav- or have revised general educa- general education committee, their way to finding a new per- on by the senate," Pace said. or not tends to the same kind of ing completed it, then we would tion in the last 5-10 years," council of academic affairs, facul- manent adviser. The entire senate votes on skills and knowledge bases that look at how courses they've taken Kuhnhenn said. "It is a move- ty senate and Board of Regents The Senate conducted inter- the choice after an executive are necessary." match up to the general education ment that is sweeping across the before it is passed. He added that views Wednesday to determine session, which is closed to the Mathematics is one course list- program proposed just like we do country." it is difficult to say when it will be the two best potential candi- public. The final announcement ed on the proposal to revise gen- the general education program Kuhnhenn says the commit- passed, but the committee is dates. Interviews were conduct- will be made in an open session. eral education. today." tee is building the program now, working on passing it as soon as ed in the presence of several The new adviser will be one "What we're looking at there is The new proposal will not but is looking at perspective possible. members of the Student of the two current candidates. minimum level of skills that stu- effect students currently enrolled ways of implementing the pro- For more information on the Government Association. "We stopped taking names dents would have in mathemat- at Eastern because students are gram. general education program, visit "Basically we do interviews," said Senate President Chris last Friday," Pace said. ics," Kuhnhenn said. "We're grand fathered under the catalog "When it will go into effect, the website at: www.academic The candidates were chosen required by SACS to demonstrate in place when they enter the uni- that's hard to say," Kuhnhenn affairs.eku/edu/gened/. The Pace. "We have several senators and cabinet members who will through recommendation by basic mathematical skills by our versity. said. "We shoot at starting the committee is asking for response senators. program in the fall of 2001 and to the proposal, and has set April attend the interviews." students." Kuhnhenn says many universi- From there, the senators Pace said the names of the Students will be required to ties are in the process of review- that's a pretty short turn 14 as the closing date for attending the meeting will candidates were not available for demonstrate a certain level of ing their general education pro- around. We'll see if that's pos- responses. make a choice on who they release. _

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BY Jo— LHMULUM often refers to itself as the us our athletic ability and we owe the Bible says, and this session Assistant Accent editor "Fellowship of Christian Him thanks." will give them an opportunity to Anybodys." Members from athletic teams hear the opinion of others. If you are an athlete, former According to the FCA's official such as volleyball, softball, "We want to challenge stu- athlete or just want to know web page, the organization is women's basketball, track, base- dents to find out the truth for more about God and the Bible, based largely on the idea that ball and cheerleading all have or themselves, and to search out then you should attend a FCA coaches and athletes have a large currently attend FCA meetings. the truth and to see what the meeting. influence on many people, so if "The only teams we really Bible really says," said What is the FCA? The FCA is people see the coaches or athletes haven't had members from is Thompson. the Fellowship of Christian living their lives Christ like, this men's basketball and golf," said Thompson said, although Athletes. The national organiza- could influence the fans to do the Thompson. "But the golf coach Eastern's chapter of FCA has tion is over 45 years old and same. has came before." been struggling the past few boasts members including high Alex Bannister, who is a mem- Thompson said the meetings years, many positive things con- school, college and professional ber of Easterns football team and involve various activities rang- tinue to happen for all who are athletes. But don't let the name a member of the FCA chapter on ing from speakers, testimonies, involved. fool you. You don't have to be campus, said the organization games, lessons and videos. "We questioned God about an athlete to be a member. allows most students' stereo- She said students should find continuing this a few years ago," Kacey Thompson, who is presi- types of athletes to be dismissed. this Thursday's program particu- said Thompson. "But we dent of Eastern's FCA chapter, "It shows the other students larly interesting. remained faithful and God has said although the organization that athletes are no different from "We will have a lawyer from really blessed us." was founded to primarily serve them. We all need the same kinds Indiana, and a member from a Thompson also said member- athletes, the range of members is of things," said Bannister. church in Louisville. And we will ship does not require dues or ful- very diverse. Bannister said many athletes sort of have an open forum on the filling any certain criteria. The "I'm not even an athlete often have a spiritual side people Bible," said Thompson. meetings are held every myself." said Thompson. do not see. Thompson said she believes Thursday at 9 p.m. in Weaver Photo submitted Thompson said the group "A lot of athletes go to God for students often take their profes- Dance Studio. Fellowship of Christian Athletes gather tor a coach lunch last semes- help," said Bannister. "God gave sors or others word about what ter. The group holds their weekly meetings on Thursdays. Soy foods seminar held March 30 GirPs Sweet 16 Tournament will be held during Spring Break in McBrayer Arena PROGRESS STAFF REPORT therapy. area of diet and cancer prevention "There is a lot of interest in and to make recommendations PROGRESS STAFF REPORT Sixteen high school girls' bas- The tournament was last held The health benefits of soy soy, and this is a hot subject in for government funding of ketball teams from all across in Richmond in 1998 and will foods will be the subject of a semi- nutrition circles," said Donna research project If you are not going on Spring Kentucky will compete in the occur this year in McBrayer nar at Eastern Thursday, March Handley, assistant professor of In 1990, he organized a work- Break, maybe a little basketball tournament for the statechampi- Arena. 30. family and consumer sciences at shop on the role of soy in cancer action is what you're looking for. onship title. For more information about Dr. Mark Messina, a nationally Eastern. "The phytoestrogens prevention. As a result of that No, not the NCAA tournamnet, The coordinators of the tourna- how to get involved with the tour- known expert on the subject, will contained in soy foods have been effort, the National Cancer but a more local version. ment are looking for volunteers to nament, call Mardi Miller, execu- be the featured speaker for "Soy linked to several women's health Institute allocated $3 million The 2000 Girls' Sweet 16 make the event successful for all tive director of the Richmond Foods, Phytoestrogens and issues, from menopause to osteo- toward research on soybeans. Basketball Tournament will be the visitors and the city of Tourism/Main Street Department Health." porosis. He writes extensively on the held in Richmond during Spring Richmond. A total of 200 volun- at 626*474. The event, sponsored by Soy also has been linked to a subject, and has given more than Break March 22-25. teers are needed. Eastern's Department of Family reduced risk of coronary disease 200 presentations worldwide. and Consumer Sciences and and certain cancers. In addition, he is co-owner of College of Health Sciences, will "It is easy now to incorporate Nutrition Matters Inc., a nutrition be held from 8:30 to 11 am in the soy into a healthful diet, because consulting company, an adjunct Perkins Building. there are so many products avail- faculty member at I.oma Linda The cost is $29, or $10 for stu- able," Handley said. University and senior editor of A dents. In addition, a free general The program begins with reg- Vegetarian Nutrition and Health information session will be held istration and a continental break- Letter, a monthly consumer from noon to 1 p.m. fast at 8:30 a.m and continues newsletter published by Loma At that time, soy products and with a two-hour presentation from Unda. samples will be available. The Messina. Messina earned a master's Your ♦ In The Hole. public is invited to either or both Messina is a co-author of sev- degree in nutrition from the V sessions. eral books about plant-based University of Michigan and a doc- Messina will describe the diets, co-chair of the editorial torate in nutrition from Michigan physiological effects of soy pro- advisory board for The Soy State University. tein and soybean isoflavones as Connection, a newsletter sent to Continuing education credit is they relate to breast and prostate 70,000 dietitians.andorganizer/ available for the seminar through cancer, heart disease, osteoporo- chair of the three international the Division of Continuing sis and menopause, and identify w^The Eastern symposiums on the role of soy in Education in Eastern's College of .• individuals most likely to benefit preventing and treatingdisease. Health Sciences. from the cholesterol-lowering From 1987 to 1992. Messina Early registration is advised. effects of soy protein. was program director in the Diet To register, call Handley at 622- Messina will also discuss the and Cancer Branch of the 1172 or Dr. Janet Collins at 622- relative merits of using soybean National Cancer Institute, where 1826. isoflavones as a substitute for tra- ProgressW^F w ww.protfress.eku.edu his primary responsibility was to ditional hormone replacement identify research needs in the

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BVGMAV/MLf glad Eastern was home to the and pushed in the mud. Staff writer MIL Stakes. The cadets also participated "We were told not to hold the in an army physical fitness test. Last Saturday, they arrived at MIL Stakes because it wouldn't The test consisted of a rope 0800 hours and took over the work, and now we made it hap- bridge construction and a casual- intramural fields at Eastern. They pen," Strellner said. *^Ve creat- ty event relay. A drill competi- did not parachute from choppers, ed a bond with junior ROTC tion also took place at the end of or show up in tanks—but by buses, cadets and the ROTC at the uni- the day. vans and carpools. They braved versity." The seven teams of 15 cadets the freezing temperatures, the Strellner and the ROTC pro- were scored on a 1,200-point rain and the sleet gram worked together to bridge scale. McCreary Central finished They are the Junior ROTC. the gap between high school and first place overall. East Carter A total of seven area high college. High School finished second and schools sent their finest to "The ROTC program repre- Madison Central High School fin- Eastern to compete in the first sented Eastern well. Lots of the ished third. The competition was annual Kentucky Junior JROTC cadets expressed interest close and rigorous. Reserves Officers Training in coming here las students)," "The day was tiresome, but Corps High School MIL Stakes. Strellner said. they had to train to get here," The program allowed Eastern The combination of tough Strellner said. "All teams were ROTC to assist JROTC cadets in physical activities and unfavorable very competitive to win. Some competition and answer ques- weather created a battlefield for teams were rewarded with brag- tions about college life and uni- the young cadets. ging rights and trophies. All versity ROTC. The task of pulling a Hummer teams were rewarded with the Captain Karl Strellner said the 100 feet and pushing it back to intangible camaraderie, team spir- ROTC was excited about working the starting point sounds hard it and leadership skills." with the junior cadets and was enough, but the cadets tugged

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runs, but they held the Jaguars to The baseball team got a needed win no runs and only four hits going into the sixth inning. in blowout fashion over the Jaguars In the sixth inning, the BY ANDREW KERSY bit of a slump, got three hits and Colonels defense held strong Sports writer four RBIs to lead Eastern in the once again, shutting the Jaguars rgame. Chapman said the game out for another inning. But tin? The baseball team was all gave him more confidence. Jaguars defense could not return smiles on Monday as they ripped "I thought I hit the ball pretty the favor. They gave up two more IUPUI apart 12-1 for its fifth win of well against them (IUPUI). runs to the Colonels. Sharpy the season. The Colonels got the Anytime you hit a home run it scored Basil off a double, and the scoring off to a fast start; they gives you a lot of confidence." Jaguars committed another error lead 3-0 after the first inning. said Chapman. lo allow Thomas to score. The Jaguars proved they would Eastern added lo the lead in Neither team scored anymore be no match for Eastern early. the fourth inning when right field- runs until the seventh inning The Colonels scored their first run er Mike Brown and Vaughn both when the Jaguars finally got on when short stop Kiley Vaughn reached base off hits. Brown the board. Jaguar outfielder scored off an error. Right fielder scored off one of the Jaguars six Joseph I-ongnecker scored off an Gabe Thomas added a two run errors, and Vaughn advanced to unearned groundout from infield- shot that went over the right field second base. Basil singled to left er Brandon Pay. wall to up the lead to three before field and scored Vaughn. At the finish, the Colonels had the start of the second inning. The slaughter did not stop 16 total hits to IUPUI's five. The Colonels stranded one run- there. Chapman stepped up to the Eastern only committed one error ner in the second inning, but held plate and doubled lo right field to in the contest. the Jaguars scoreless and hitless score Basil. Third basemen Jason Eastern will host the through two innings. Eastern fired Sharp wanted a piece of the action University of Kentucky on up the scoring again in the third loo. He doubled down the left field Wednesday. Ihe Colonels will be inning as Vaughn singled lo get line to score Chapman. After the looking for their sixth win of the on base. Adam Basil walked. four runs were scored, the Jaguars season against tough competition. Corey WilsorvProgress Then, pre-season all-conference finally retired the side, but they "We don't feel like we are candidate Lee Chapman hit a were down KM) after four innings. underdogs going into the game." Adam Basil rips a ball foul down the right field line during the game against UMW. Basil just missed a home run. three-run homer to right center. In Ihe fifth inning, the Colonels said Chapman. "We think we have Chapman, who had been in a were held lo jusl one hit and no a good chance at beating them." rav.wv WWbV 1059 BEREA RD. RICHMOND, KY. 623-9580 SEAFOOD THIS IS HUGE "Sex V/tit>er Trie Influence" MEGA SHRIMP VALUES

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initial release. Crim and Jason Burchett fr/rttofm trade licks on the guitar. Bassist Jeff Above: The .357s are (from left): guitarist Earl Crim; drummer Brian The latest Hello Records release Chappie and drummer Brian Osborne Read Jessica Osborne; lead vocalist/guitarist lead the rhythm section as The .357s mix from The .357s titled Hours after Griffin's review Jason Burchett and bassist Jeff Dawn literally shoots right at you. their bluesy-rock with some hard-dri- Chappie. The band has just The album begins with the compelling ving rock-n-roll reminiscent of Chuck released their second album titled Berry and Keith Richards. Naming influ- of the latest Hours After Dawn. cover—a beautiful woman drawing a Below: Drummer Brian Osborne bead on you with a Smith and Wesson. ences such as The Replacements and Lou release from The Reed's Velvet Underground, the band bangs out the rhythm during a Then, the music takes over. The gritty recent show at M.F. Hooligans. The riffs and kick-ass lead breaks found has many styles to model themselves .357s en page 9. band will be playing in Richmond throughout the album make this band after. on April 14. worth checking out. "The Rolling Stones were really one of What makes this band go is the the first bands that I was actually crazy diverse style they throw their heart and about," Burchett said. "I have listened to them for pretty much all of my life and soul into in each song. From the first track. Never Quits, a ditty about striking they are the basis for what I do. I also lis- out in the world and the lessons learned, ten to a lot of country and alternative, so to the gutsy ballad No One Can Tell, The I'm pretty flexible." ,357s reach both ends of life's spectrum. "I think I checked out the Stones Tattoo The Sevens are currently with Hello You from the library in the eight grade," Records, a Lexington-based company, Crim said with a laugh. "And I don't think I ever returned it." which concentrates mostly on talent throughout the Bluegrass. Although they Flexible indeed, as anyone who buys the record will find out. If you've ever mesh like seasoned veterans, the band imagined a combination of Tom Petty, has been together for only a short time, The Rolling Stones and a little Cheap forming in 1997. Trick, then imagine Hours, although The "We met through mutual friends," said lead guitarist Earl Crim. "And we .357s stress a style of their own. "I would say the CD is influenced by released our first CD in a little over six some of the groups I mentioned before, months later." but not real heavy on them all," Crim Their first release, Real Tough World, said. "You might hear something in one was the second release by the then fledg- of the songs that remind you of some- ling Hello label. The band has gone through some line-up changes since the continues on page 9 Photos by Corey Wilson/EDGE Red Hot in Rupp i Young Kentucky girl m a push June 27,1988. His death caused a up bra/fallin' all over my self to lick great amount of turmoil in the Chili Poppers bringing music of a generation to Lexington your heart and taste your health band. Drummer Jack Irons quit. 1 Keidis was also a heroin addict Cool. Anthony Keidis at the time of Slovak's death, ! wrote a song about and still battles the drug to this me. Well, maybe not, day. but I like to pretend Current guitarist John he did every time I Frusciante is a recovering heroin listen to Scar Tissue on the Red addict as well. Frusciante left the Hot Chili Peppers latest band for several years to album Californication, deal with the fame, their best to date (includ- which exploded around ing 1991's phenomenal the Chili Peppers after BloodSugarSexMagik). BloodSugarSexMagik. I've loved the Red Hot "\ got it into my head Chili Peppers since the that stardom was some- moment I saw lead thing evil. If you were a singer Anthony Keidis rock star, you were try- running shirtless in slow ing to put people on," motion, with his long Frusciante said in the shiny hair flowing p,BIB C\rtrv April 7, 1999 issue of behind him, in the *BH" V-H11K Rolling Stone. video for Under the teSSKA GRIFFIN He played on the Bridge in 1991. Once I Mother's Milk and got past how sexy he looked, I BloodSugarSexMagik albums, realized the song rocked too. then quit in 1992, and rejoined Under the Bridge was the the band on April 29,1998. band's first top 5 hit, despite the Frusciante's presence was fact that it was released in 1991 sorely missed on the 1995 album Photo submitted and the band had been together One Hot Minute, when former Th« R«d Hot Chili Peppers are (from left): guitarist John Frusciante; drummer Chad Smith; bassist Flea since 1982. Four high school Jane's Addiction guitarist Dave and lead vocalist Anthony Keidis. They will play in Lexington on April 9. buddies from LA. formed Tony Narvarro was in the band. Flow and the Miraculously Frusciante's return, however, of how powerful this band can if I'm still a slut/I've got to take it the Chili Peppers U.S. tour does Majestic Masters of Mayhem. has undoubtedly produced the be when the talents of Keidis, on the other side. not kick off until March 28 in The lineup of this oddly named success of Californication. His Flea and Frusciante are com- Keidis also focuses on a theme Minneapolis. Eleven concerts band consisted of singer/lyricist unforgettable guitar riffs in bined. It is no coincidence that throughout the album: later, on April 9, the Red Hot Anthony Keidis, guitarist Hillel songs like All Around the World the albums Frusciante played on California. Chili Peppers will grace Rupp Slovak, bassist Michael Balzary and Parallel Universe remind me are the group's largest sellers. "It's about California and Arena with their presence, along (better known as Flea), and Jack He is the yeast that makes the Hollywood having such an with the Foo Fighters. I cannot Irons on drums. bread rise. impact on the planet, of the good even describe how excited I am Over the years, the Chili TUMMCH Lyrically, Californication is also and bad of that," he told David to have the chance to see such a Peppers have seen several line- the Peppers best album. Keidis Fricke in Rolling Stone. "Of how phenomenal band LIVE. 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Plod down the dusty road along the trickling creek bed and you've just landed nearly two centuries back in history. Welcome to Perm's Store. The oldest, single-family owned and operated country store in America. Not Kentucky. America. Drive too fast and you might miss it. Penn's Store is cozily tucked at the bot- tom of one of the region's familiar knobs.' It's older 'n hell. Looks like it too. Not in disrepair. Just old. It's been in operation by the Penn family since 1850. Before the Civil War! The year 2000 marks its 150- year anniversary and the years are still mounting. You might run into longtime Penn's customer Frank Wilcher. He drops by on a near daily basis to chat a while. He's been a regular at Penn's Store all his life and over half the store's life. Current store owner Alma Penn says he's been coming to the store longer than anyone still living has. "Well I'm 85-years-old and I been comin' here ever since I can remember," Frank said. "I'd come down here and talk with Hack Penn (former Penn's owner) two or three times a day." church, and closes around 5 p.m. or glad to see 'em. Molly is quick to give to death. It's not new but it's not old," Penn's Store prides itself on tradition. when the last customer decides it's time customers a tail wag and a friendly lick Dava said. "Everybody says don't change Things stay pretty much the same at the to head home. Store hours are loose. or two. The cats are bathed in warm sun- a thang', don't change a thang', but you store. Same Penn family. Same lack of "It's the country so give or take a few light as they snooze on the porch. They're gotta keep it from fallin' down." running water. Same dirt road. Same minutes," Dava said. on windowsills, floorboards and old lad- Planks for the new porch floor are from friendly people. Same thick Kentucky Seems to work. Why change it? der-back chairs. A serene image of coun- an old smokehouse. Weathered but new. drawls. Same herb garden. Same barn- On a cool day, you can smell the try life is permanently exposed into the "If s been fixed two or three times that siding exterior. Same country atmosphere. smoke puffing out of an old soot-stained minds of all passersby. I know of in my lifetime," Tincy said. "I can't tell a bitta' difference in this brick chimney. Smells like the country. "The cats all came from one female. They just wear out They (visitors) break store now than I could 80-years ago. The chimney pokes a hole through an Now we have a whole litter," Dava said. the ends off and there ya' are." Looks the same now as the first time I unpainted tin roof. Chalky coal smoke Molly's arrival is bittersweet. There's one way in and one way out of ever seen it," Frank said. "The old horse billows like a cloud against the winter "I had to wait for a man who was the place. A dark-wood, well-worn and is just about to fall down, but they've got brown hillside. The smoke comes from dropping three puppies along the side of rusty-handled screen door. Customers it lookin' pretty good." red-hot burning the road," Dava are greeted with a "well hi there!" Family and friends call 84-year-old coals in a Warm said. "I had to Countless visitors and patrons abound Alma Penn by her popular nickname, Morning model wait for him to from across the world, country, state and "Tincy." Her daughter Doris, 55, and 521 stove set per- do his dirty deed. region have passed through that door. twin granddaughters Dava and Dawn, manently at the After he took off, "We get most of our business from 34, assist her in the store's operation. store's heart. I brought them tourists/' Dava said. "First of all it was all "This place holds on to the past. People Visitors are cer- all home and local business. Then it became half love to come in, sit down and talk," Dava tain to be greeted kept Molly." tourists and half local. Now it's almost all said. "When people come here, they have at the front porch Walk up to the tourists. Some people come from itty- to leave their egos at the door and come by a wide array of front porch and bitty foreign countries," Dava said. in here and slooooow down." cats and a mid- something is dif- Celebrities who have visited or corre- Don't hurry. You've got plenty of time night black dog ferent. sponded with Penn's include Chet to get there. The place is open every day named Molly. "We got that Atkins, Lorianne Crook and Charlie of the week. Opens up around 10 a.m., They let customers porch down and Chase, Ralph Emery and the Kentucky except Sunday when it opens up after know Penn's is Cof»y WngCDGE we're just thrilled Headhunters. They even hosted a 1 i

84-year-old Tincy Ponn (front) and her grandaughter, Dava Osbom, manage Penn's Store on a daily basis. They enjoy the family tradition surrounding the store. n's Store, the oldest ntry store in America till survivng.... jlit here in Kentucky

The interior of Penn's Store is as rustic as the exteri- or. Over the past 150 years, scores of visitors have Playboy Magazine photo shoot for a local tor never signs in. The mailman. strolled across this floor and warmed themselves by girl in the mid 1990s. It's so quiet inside the store that the the coal stove. The store occasionally encounters a only sounds you hear are the trickling creek, hissing cats, breeze-blown leaves Working men often stop by the store to After all, Tincy's favorite part customer with peculiar conceptions of grab an ice-cold soda out of the red and of the store is, "Sellin' to the people," Kentucky life. out front and an infrequent four-wheeler. "I hate a four-wheeler. I hate a four- white antique box cooler with a shiny sil- she said. "We had one tourist here from the ver lid. The old cooler's got a faded yel- Those wishing to chat a while may Northwest," Dava said. wheeler," Dava said. low "Little Store" logo on its face. A bot- lean on hand-rubbed countertops or "The gentleman strolled in The inside's not only quiet; you can't see too tle opener on the front is now deemed glass display cases. If you plan on set- with a common stereotypi- useless with today's soda packaged in tling in you may choose to rest on a cal misconception, 'How well either. See enough to aluminum cans. dark antique ladder-back chair. The did you get so metropoli- get what you need though. "D'yall move this since the last time I scene reminds you of a barber shop tan?' he said. 'You're hot A handful of bare light was here?" a former soda deiiveryman lounge, the way they're all lined up on cooking on the stove. bulbs scatter 60-or so watts of gold tinted light asks. "I don't remember this sittin' one side. You're not barefoot.' " Stories, stories and more stories. One visiting couple, here and about. The front here." An Amish gentleman, sipping a soda, Conversations typically revolve around originally from Chicago, of the store's lit by free energy—sunlight. You can chuckles in the background at his the weather, inflation, memories, tales was amazed at the lack of and local gossip. noise in the country. best see what's up front buddy's recollections. when the morning light Funny thing, you buy a soda here and "The thing about this old store is "Well.. .you hear a coy- there's always someone to blab to," ote sometimes," Dava diffuses through the you have to stroll to the next county said. opened screen door and over to pay for it. The Boyle and Casey patron Judith Estes said. '"Course all the stories are true," Dava A visitor's register rests the single-paned, robber- county lines slice directly through the said. atop a wooden counter proof, chicken wire rein- center of the store. Men walk, soda in Martin Wilson "Dick" Perm, who died near the store's entrance. Some people forced windows. The extreme sidelight hand, to the rear counter where Tincy in 1913, was an herb specialist. He grew sign. Some don't Hard to tally the scores casts long shadows behind items stand- sits anticipating the sale. They skip a of people who pass through this door in ing on the floor and provides a rolling couple of coins toward the wooden reg- them for years right outside the store. texture to the narrow floorboards that ister. Quarters? Dimes? Doesn't matter. a year's time. Especially during the sum- continued on 10 mer months. However, their favorite visi- normally lie flat in darkness. It's less than a buck. Rodney Wolfenbarger is a 20-year-old English major from Middlesboro. Wolf enbarger says he writes poetry to communi- i Poetry cate, to understand him- self better and to explore his thoughts, emotions and feelings. "If s relaxing and enjoying," he said. i "Moat of the poetry I write is addressed to someone or analytical of an event or L 1 feeling" by Rodney Utolfenbarger

woman the happy happy people put the past behind you like the skin of an in their castles built of sand stop boxing those shadows emancipated man i read their unauthored stories a string of paper dolls step a little lighter against the skeleton bone does he know how she feels? walking hand in hand like your weightless soul such a false approach but it doesn't make it real laughing when their eyes don't wrinkle tell me all your secrets broad smiles cast in vain we'll watch the cardboard faces bum why are they together? an industrial marriage as the fires on your own why does she hang around? for the love of a name is put out by the tears you've worn carpenters of the 21 st she says there's no love there silence- that awful sound simple minds lead simple lives dream aloud to me century victims of idiot wind cry in front of me i wanted to build she speaks of his name manage to make it this far lay your fears on me something sometimes, almost cries let yourself be free or at least wishing for him to change the laws of gravity try telling herself he tries in this world give unto my heart but i was told of shooting stars all the chains you've worn that we she combs her hair i will gladly bear the weight no longer for you to be reborn and wonders just where things went dream aloud to me had the tools wrong cry in front of me haven't been doing staring through the mirror lay your fears on me i hammered a vacant soul in all she's known let yourself be free much living lately my girl nailed without exertion best friends i make it through the days nothing exchanged between them unlock your heart plastered he was never good that way let yourself go have no need to find a girl to date me if only he knew her thoughts- unravel at the seams and the house enough thinking for today to let your spirit show she'd only leave in one keeps of those thousand ways falling how she thought it would be different forget about your flesh apart but somehow still she doesn't belong and we can cleanse that blood i stay close to the she climbs in bed beside him we'll make you new again core of things still sleeping alone patch those holes with love swallowed inside my home BEST LOCAL ORIGINAL and COVER BANDS!

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continued from page 4 bit and tour this summer, thing, but not the whole kicking off in the eastern thing. We have our own United States. way of writing and play- "We're going to try to Lynagh's Music Club to host ing and it all comes out do two weeks in June on sounding like us." the eastern seaboard," Burchett stresses, in Burchett said. "We're going up through New Beatles Hootenany Night order to keep the band York and Washington, fresh and alive, they must have fun while down through the Carolinas and Florida. "We chose Beatles covers because doing their jobs and there is a large catalogue from which reaching their audiences After that, we plan to through variety. head out west." Nine Central Kentucky bands to pick songs and because they have a "We try to do the basic Burchett said an April will come together in very broad appeal," said Stepfan stuff that is fun to play 14 date at Hooligans is Lexington on March 30 to use Jefferies, CEO of Hello Records. and fun to listen to," currently in the works. . Get out and see The music to fight illiteracy. The bands will Six of the nine bands are under Hello Burchett said. "That's the Records, which is sponsoring the event. kind of music we like to ,357s, folks, because they unite at Lynagh's Music Club to play will definitely give you hear. We're not too big Beatles covers, and will donate all pro- "The Beatles Hoot will boost the com- on jamming things out. your money's worth. ceeds from the $3 cover charge to a munity awareness of the Hello label, but We like to add a little local literacy organization. also shows the musical community that edge along with a pop Operation Read, a volunteer literacy we are willing to help bands other than feel." For more information The Sevens, like any organization, has been tutoring illiter- just those on our label," Jefferies said. about The 357s, visit the other band, are looking ate adults in the Lexington area since The concert is first in a series of . to spread their wings a 1979. The group is the second largest of Lynagh's concerts sponsored by Hello it's kind in the state of Kentucky. Records. The concert series has a goal Ray Smith of the Household Saints of bringing out larger audiences for the came up with this Beatles Hoot as a way local music scene and helping fund the The .35ls will play with South to not only benefit the charity, but also work of local charities. 75 at M.F Hooligans an First to generate interest in local bands Bands on the bill include among an audience that doesn't often Pleasureville, Pontius CoPilot, Gloria Street la Richmond en April come out to hear them. Bills, Rabby Feeber, Union City All- 14 Their new CD, Hours After Though all nine of the bands partici- Stars, Household Saints, Blueberries, pating specialize in original music, Taildragger and AM Static. Bam will be available at the they will concentrate on Beatles covers, The Beatles Hoot is scheduled for a show. for the evening. 9:30 p.m. start. Penn's Store: Right outta the past continued from page 7 died of hypothermia. However, and celebrate. The ribbon was Dick possessed a secret herb she wasn't wet, dirty, muddy clipped at 4 p.m. and the radio formula in his mind that would or swollen. Her nails were pol- station sponsored a contest for i be invaluable today. However, ished and free of dirt. one lucky attendee to make the it was stolen from humanity "It was 50-degrees!" Tincy first outhouse "deposit." The ! when Dick died from a heat said. contest didn't matter, however. stroke on Penn's front porch "And no animals had eaten The ribbon was snipped and one scorching Independence on her," Dava added. "Chet was the first one in," i Day. Foul play is unanimously Dava said. "We don't know what the suspected. Outhouse races are held each formula was, but he had some "It's the local murder mys- year as the leaves begin to rum kinda' cure for skin cancer," tery," Dava said. "Oh it's been and fall. Five-member teams Dava said. a BIG buzz." build lightweight outhouses on Dava continues the tradition Time-out. Gotta' make a pit four-wheels and race down the by growing her own herbs in stop. The bathroom's right out road facing Penn's Store. the garden just 30 feet south of the front door, bear right, walk "It's funny," Dava said. "One the store. She grows them and (or trot) just past the herb gar- year we had one (outhouse) to sells them. Capsules, tablets den and zip in the door with collapse." and powders line the shelves the big cutout crescent moon. Penn's Store is the kind, of Cutout crescent moon? Yup. place that has operated on tra- along one of the Above: Frank Wilcher store's wails. The outhouse! dition, values, family and friendship for a century and a is the oldest living Distinct aromas No indoor Penn's customer. "I'm and minty scents plumbing. No half. The struggle to hold on to 85-years-old and I've rwrlMW. TJmcm running water. its roots is tougher some days been comin' here ever wander through more than others. the vicinity of the Just a one-holer, a since I can remember," pail of lime dust Country life. The life some he said. Tincy and herb's cubbyhole. strive to preserve and others "I love herbs. and toilet tissue. Dava give him a call if Penn's just erect- blitz to escape. he hasn't been in for a I've studied 'em "It's all about having time for years," Dava ed their first out- few days. house in 1992. with your friends and neigh- Left: A coal burning said. "I make my bors, ' Tincy said. stove produces chalky own herbal medicines." They were notic- "I've always loved the smoke on cool days. Word spreads like wildfire at ing increasing numbers of store.. .because it's a family tra- The stove is Penn's Penn's when something bizarre female tourists so Tincy dition," Dava said. "There's not only source of heat. occurs locally. Tincy and Dava deemed it time to solve the very many family traditions The store also doesn't swap theories with several visi- problem. anymore.' have running water or tors about the peculiar evi- "It's easy for men you The year 2050 could mark bathroom facilities. The dence surrounding a local know," Dava said. "They can 200-years of the Perm family outhouse pictured on woman's recent death. Local just go up in the trees." the cover is used on a maintaining the store opera- daily basis. residents recently discovered The First Outhouse Blowout tions. Will Dava march the the body of a woman, appar- christened the new facilities. unchanging family store across ently thrown from her car, in a Around 4,000-people gathered the two-century mark? We'll nearby creek bed, almost with- around the field fronting the see. m in seeing distance from Penn's. store for the big event. Chet "That'd be 50-years!" Dava She wrecked on a Saturday and Atkins, Billy Ed Wheeler (who said. her body wasn't discovered had a hit song by Kenny She turns in amazement to and reported until the follow- Rogers) and several Nashville her mammy Tincy, "Well I'd be ing Thursday. Officials said she musicians were on hand to sing your age!"

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Back in the early '90s, the cantankerous Usenet old Virtual encounters of the college kind are easy to guard wasn't eager for new college students to arrive. come by—most web savvy students have no problem strik- The university was about the only place where people ing up cyber conversations. Now it's getting even easier to could get Internet access, and this onslaught of newbies stag- "meet" fellow students—there are several web sites featuring chat gered the system with countless inane questions and inappro- rooms that cater specifically to the college crowd. Being judgmental priately posted messages. really pays off when it comes to choosing chat rooms—and who Nowadays, a more noticeable ritual involves announcing the i you hook up with once you're there. There are a lot of sappy, death of Usenet, as the Washington Post did last month. But scary sites. Steer clear of rooms geared toward "all stu- many newsgroups are still kicking. Usenet, today an obscure part dents"—you'll wind up chatting with 20 teenyboppers with of the online world, is not only un-web, it's actually separate I the user name "Holden." from the Internet. (It is delivered across the Internet, though.) Usenet is organized hierarchically. The setup includes "offi- Here's the dope on dating chat sites: cial" branches like sci, comp, and rec, for discussions of scientific, Cafe Campus (www.tutoraid.org/cafe/index.html) computing, and recreational topics. There's also the well-known This real-time chat room is exclusively for college students, pro- alt branch. It's easiest to start a newsgroup in alt.—where alt.sex viding a live forum for meeting and casual conversation. There's and its descendants got their start. a wide range of friendly people here—it starts jumping every Usenet is still host to some unusual groups. The night around 8pm. folks at alt.cuddle distribute warm hugs and virtual cookies. (The virtually tasty kind, not the privacy-eroding web ScholarStuff (www.scholarstuff.com/chat/chat.htm) kind.) And to be sure, many groups are virtual abandoned lots, with This is a great site, always updated, with tons of links to college only SPAM cluttering them. Those newsgroups that function today, homepages around the world. It draws a huge number of students— though, are genuine online communities. The participants—both making it one of the Internet's most popular student chat systems. those who post and the read-only "lurkers"—enjoy them and bene- The Student Chat Pub fit from them. Many startups invest tremendous money trying to (www.geocities.com/CollegePark/1338/chat.html) bring groups of such quality to similar advertising-accompanied University and college students from around the globe meet here. It conferences on their sites. doesn't require registration or membership. Better still—you don't Netscape and Microsoft both have news readers that can be have to be on nerd alert. hooked up quickly for use with college or private ISPs. In any case, those looking for an online place to call home should make Swoon (www.swoon.com/i_chat/index.html) a point to lurk around newsgroups, where they can find virtual Sexy, sleek and smart-assed—the folks at Swoon have got style. The warmth and stimulating discussion. • chat rooms weren't as busy as others when we logged in, but with advice, personals, stories and links like this, it won't For the complete version of this story, and Nick Mont fort be long before Swoon-rooms are really busy. columns on Wrist Mounted Technology. DVD piracy and free College Chat (www.collegechat.com) money online, visit www.steamtunnels.net. Talk back to Nick The best part about this site is that you can eas- at nmontforWsteamtunnels.net ily create your own chat room for public or pri- vate discussions. Visitors can chose from rooms like alumni lounge, espresso bar, Romance on Campus and Sports bar. • Neat Net Tricks By lack Teems, PLACE YOUR SYSTEM ON A DIET NOISIER THAN TWO SKELETONS DON'T MAKE HISTORY > Nearly everyone has been plagued with low MAKING LOVE ON A TIN ROOF Both Internet Explorer and Netscape resources in Windows 98. The problem could be If you want to add a spark to your speech, drop Communicator develop a trail of sites you've vis- is simple as having too many applications active in a cliche or two. There are more than 3,300 ited. If you want to avoid leaving a trail, use when you boot up. Using CTRL+ALT+OEL.

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"There's no other way to clean the road than to walk the road with a bag. * — Bob Rasmusson University rules Pace was not full-time student SGA president must repay fall scholarship

BY DENA TACKETT "I believe the situation will be Managing editor taken care of. I am optimistic about the situation and I think it While Student Government was all just a misunderstanding." Association President Chris Pace said he hasn't tried to Pace was enjoying Spring Break talk to Kustra yet but that his in New Orleans with the rest of father, Donald Pace, former the Board of Regents, university superintendent of Clark County administrators were busy decid- schools, has scheduled a meet- ing what to do about his failure ing with the president to meet the hour requirement "I think the truth will stand in Chris Pace for his position last semester. the end," Pace said. Last Friday, Pace received a insists he had Tuesday Pace produced two enough hours letter at his home in Winchester affidavits from the professors of advising him that the division of to be a full- the classes in which he did not time student in financial assistance had decided receive credit last semester. It was that he would be required to pay those two one-hour classes that the fall. back the approximately $1,800 brought him below full-time status. fall portion of the scholarship which comes with the position. Pace had already taken the University Counsel Kacey classes, which is why he did not Corey Wilson/Progress Coleman made the decision after receive academic credit for them. Jill Allgier, registrar, said a Tr»«h along Goggins Lane will be picked up this Saturday by the athletic department as part of Earth Day Clean-up. an investigation into Pace's sta- tus during the fall semester. The student may not receive credit investigation began the week for a class in which he or she before Spring Break, she said. has already taken and received a Coleman said her office passing grade. determined Pace did not sustain "If a class has a fixed number Students and residents work of hours and you earn those full-time status during the fall semester. hours, then you may not earn Pace still disagrees, but said those hours again for credit," to keep Madison County clean he is positive the situation will Allgier said. work itself out. Again, Pace disagrees. BY JAME Vwsow the project justifies her reasoning for "I haven't spoken with Dr. News editor the purpose of the clean up as high- How much trash Kustra about this yet" Pace said. See Pace, A5 lighting the condition of area roads. Saturday is a day for spring "It says a lot about a community Is on our roads? cleaning all around the city. when you drive down the road and "Madison County Road there is litter by the mile," Jones said. Bob Rasmusson monitored Clean Up Day" will be held Rasmusson said advertising is the the amount of trash that was col this Saturday from 9 a.m.-4 key to getting the word out. He added lected on one Madison County Perry gets $55K p.m. as part of Earth Day celebra- that Madison County, through Keep road, BUI Eads West Road. Here tions. America Beautiful, is spon- is what he found. Bob Rasmusson, solid sored nationally by Pepsi, waste coordinator in Kroger, Yardman and Glad Madison County and Bags. They provide things lmile to end his contract director of the event, said like bags and gloves to help. Length of road Rasmusson sur- this event has taken place A complete list Clean up relies on volun- of Earth Day veyed. Candidates interview on campus this week for several years. teers like scouts, churches, "I plan one every single events, A5 neighborhoods and members BY JEREMY STEVENSON year," Rasmusson said. of sororities and fraternities. Sports editor "Clean-ups have been "Most participate because going on for more than a they want to," Rasmusson Number of people who picked The athletic department has worked month and will continue through the said. "It's very diversified, everyone up trash along the road. overtime recently to reconcile the situa- middle or third week of April." who participates is part of it. I really tion concerning the men's basketball Rasmusson says this is part of a get pleasure out of writing the report team. New agreements had to be reached national program called "Keep afterwards to send in to the state." 21 in order to satisfy old ones and the America Beautiful" and is celebrated Rasmusson said the project is a Number of bags of trash that search for a new headman got underway. for several weeks. He added that total community effort. Anyone can was picked up. When Scott Perry resigned as men's Madison County is a member of this participate in the event The process, basketball coach on March 6, Eastern and program and Eastern students have however, is very tedious. Perry had to reach an agreement on the always been involved in clean up "We separate out all appliances remaining two years of Perry's contract. and recycle everything." Rasmusson 14 The agreement reached requires efforts. Bags were fiDed with beverage Cities all over the country are part said. There's no other way to clean containers on Bill Eads West Road. Eastern to pay Perry $55,037 by July 8, of "Keep America Beautiful," but this the road than to walk the road with a according to documents obtained year the effort is being implemented bag. We have no giant vacuum." through an open records request. into part of Eastern's Earth Day Rasmusson said trash is a problem The employment separation agree- Celebrations. in Madison County, and the bottle bill 48 ment signed by Perry, Athletic Director Rasmusson says there is one sole being beat has not helped the situa- The average percentage of solid Jeff Ix>ng and President Robert Kustra purpose for the project, keeping the tion. waste that is made up of bever- also states Perry will be paid his salary Corey Wilson/Progress roads clean. age containers in Kentucky. through the completion of his current Alice Jones, Eastern's contact for See Traah, AS contract, which expires June 30. Scott Perry shows displeasure with one Perry's original arrangement with of his players during a game this season. Eastern was a base salary of $68,000 year- ly for the position of head coach. Eaves graduated from Louisville in Perry resigned his position as head 1982. coach after three years and only 19 victo- Eaves played four NBA seasons with ries. Perry was the third Eastern men's three teams including the Utah Jazz, the Student reports rape in parking lot basketball coach in the last decade. Sacramento Kings and the Atlanta Hawks. The search for a new head basketball Before coaching the Hornets, Eaves was tomorrow (Wed.)," Lindquist said. coach began this week. an assistant at Howard University and then No descriptions of suspect is available yet Eastern is taking safety precautions Jeff Jones, 39, was the first to interview the New Jersey Nets. He returned to his alma in light of the incident. Updates have for the job. Jones was formerly the head mater from 1996-99 as an assistant under BY JAWE VINSON side of the lot near Model Laboratory been posted in the residence halls and coach at the University of Virginia. Jones, Denny Crum. News editor school. the Powell Building. Counseling has an Owensboro native, coached at Virginia The university interviewed a third can- The woman went to Pattie A. Clay from 1990-1998 and compiled 146 wins didate yesterday. Former University of An Eastern student reported an Hospital after the alleged incident, been offered as well, according to Myers. and 104 losses in eight seasons. Kentucky basketball star Travis Ford, alleged rape early Tuesday morning, according to Vice President of Student While at Virginia. Jones reached the who is now the head coach at according to Director of Public Safety Affairs Thomas Myers. "We have gone to an increased level of security," Lindquist said. "We're trying to NCAA Tournament five times. His 1994- Campbellvilles University, was on cam- Thomas Lindquist According to Lindquist, the incident 95 squad made it to the Elite 8. pus talking to officials about the position. "The individual reported the incident is still under investigation although no gather information that will be helpful." Anyone with any information about Jerry Eaves was the second person to In a press conference on March 7, sometime between 1-1:15 a.m. this description is available and no suspects interview for the position. The Louisville Athletic Director Jeff I-ong said Eastern morning (Tuesday)," Lindquist said. have been identified. A police report this incident should contact any mem- ber of the residence hall staff or call the native is currently working as an assis- hoped to have a coach named around the The incident occurred in Alumni has not been released yet tant coach with the Charlotte Hornets. Final Four, which is the end of the week. Coliseum parking lot on the Northwest "We're re-interviewing the individual Division of Public Safety at 622-2821. ► Student Government Association Elections ► Inside ►w—tner Ad Index B1 TOOAY ^^M ^ ' Candidates must file for positions by Friday Accent B1 Hi: 58 ^ exceed the spending limit of $600 in campaign- Online elections will take place April 11-13 Classifieds A4 _ j „ « /$l ft «* BY JAWE VINSON Conditions: * «f««|«««« ing. Students cannot campaign within 25 feet of from 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Ballot elections will take place Perspective A2.3 $^^^4 Shoi«#l7<£< News editor the manual election stations nor have verbal or April 18 from 9 a.m.-7 p.m. in the main floor M Friday is the deadline for those wishing to unauthorized written campaigning in any com- lobby of the Powell Building. P**"** Hit 61, Party cloudy According to the rules, online results will Sports B4-6 (AT: 62, Mostly cloudy apply for positions in Student Government puter lab. The student government office is also Association for the fall semester. not permitted for campaigning. be kept by the web administrator until the What's On Tap B2 «UM: 69, Party doudy Applications must be returned to the SGA Campaign material must be removed no later chief election official requests the results ► Reminder office by 4:30 p.m. on Friday. than 5 p.m. on April 20. April 19. Ballots will be merged with online At Tuesday's senate meeting, the group voted Students vying for these positions must also results. on and passed unanimously the spring 2000 elec- attend and participate in a debate on April 11. Ballots will remain in the information technol- MfjMEME is published in this week's Progress. tion rules, which outline specific criteria for Students running in the senate race must fol- ogy office until April 24 and will then be released first Weekend is this weekend. those vying for the presidential slate and senate low the same guidelines as those running in the to the chair of elections. Priority deadline for submitting financial aid forms for the fall race. presidential race with the exception of a spend- Candidates will be notified by the elections is Saturday. According to the spring 2000 election rules, ing limit of no more than $50 and are not official after the official announcement by the students running in the presidential race cannot required to attend the debate. chief elections official. t I Perspective MaajHBj A2 TTnassay. Max* 30.2000 Trie Extern Progress Jacinta

Many students are getting ready to see the Indigo Girls play in Alumni Coliseum Friday night Jamie Vinson, news editor, asked students around campus who else they would like to see come to Eastern.

I would like to see bhiegrass bands because I am a bhie- grass musician. McKee Major History teaching Year: Sopbomore

Someone like Faith Hill or Tim McGraw. but it's probably a little AJfeon Crai^Progress too expensive. Hometown Lexington Major Business Administration Yoar: Senior Election expectations Changes should increase turnout Voting still students' responsibility Change is good. Ok, change the election period The only way qualified of all students on Eastern's maybe not always, but and means through a simple student leaders will campus. Those low numbers the Student majority vote. make it into student are not a new tiling. In 1998, I want to see some kind Government Association's This new step taken by the senate offices is if the student only about 675 students voted of rock band like Hole. decision to change elections SGA will allow up to three body votes them there. and in 1997, voter turn-out was is one example of a change days for voting, and students But with Eastern's history only about 300 students. for the better. could be able to vote in three of low voter turn-out, that This year, student senate is The Student different locations might not happen. elongating the elec- around campus. Japan Government The Student Student senate elec- There are tion process by two Major Math and Association made The option will tions are only weeks days on the Internet Statistics the best decision Government also be available to away, and it is every dedicated with one day set Year Senior it has made all Association's vote online, which Eastern students' students aside for live voting year March 14 decision to will take away any responsibility to vote who want in the booths. when it decided to excuses students and make sure the Students will also extend elections change elec- may use not to most qualified people to be on be able to cast a vote for its new leaders tions Is one vote. AD the details become our new stu- student online. The student to three days via haven't been the Internet. example of a ironed out yet, but dent leaders. senate to senate is making it Students can also it is still a good The student senate is even more change for a place where students work for convenient to vote, vote in the usual start the stu- I like Christian booths one day. the better. In the past, stu- who want to represent now all students Last year, a dents have said the rest of the school dent have to do is to do it Contemporary myself. I'd can become involved All you have to do like to see Steven Curtis mere 700 students that they did not body, but entered the voting booths to have the time between class- and try to make is stop sometime in Chapman or someone select the new president and es during the one day of Eastern a better place. It's your between your class- Hometown: along that line. vice president of SGA and elections to make it out to The organization responsi- es or just point a Irvine the organization's newest Spring Fling to vote, an act has been instrumental mouse and click, but Major: Journalism in getting a lot of bility to Yoar: Junior senators. That's a shame that actually only takes a either way, make because these two people are couple of minutes. things for the students, put them sure your voice gets responsible for many of the Students have also used like the Lancaster there. heard this election. acts that get introduced and the excuse that they were crosswalk, but those There are dedicat- passed by the SGA, which in not on campus on the day of things can only happen ed students who turn, means they affect each elections. That would be if the rest of the student body want to be on student senate and every student's life. taken care of by extending gets involved in the election to work for the entire student The elections were only the voting period to more process and votes for the peo- body, but it's your responsi- held for one day then, just than one day on the Internet ple they feel are best qualified bility to put them there. Go to as they always had been. With no excuses left, stu- to represent them. the debates, listen to what the This year, though, a student dents should have no choice Last year, less than 700 stu- candidates have to say and court ruling made it possi- but to go to the booths on dents cast ballots on election ask questions. They are there Some jazz music or ble for the student senate to election day. day. That is less than 5 percent to serve you. groups.

Hometown: So, tell us Do you vote in the What would it take Japan Major: what student senate to get more International Business you think elections? students to vote? Year: Junior

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^ The Eastern Progress, Thursday, March 30.2000 Perspective A3 High standards needed for new teachers

We agree that standardized tests Question 3. Is this test supposed have to change her plans. Although Just wanting to be a teacher is not enough, are not fun, nor are they always com- to separate the smart people from the Avera and Wilson argue that because pletely fair, they are, however, a fact dumb people? they pay tuition they should be able students must also have ability to teach of life. And potential teachers might To put it simply, yes. We realize to "determine our own future," they as well get used to them: in order to that not everyone tests well, but these are wrong. Eastern Kentucky Heather Avera and Kelli Wilson Question 1: Is it fair to judge a become certified, students of educa- person's ability to teach by a certain tests have been carefully designed to University owes its students nothing are sure "there are many peo- tion must pass the PRAXIS, and in accurately reflect the test-taker's more than an opportunity to learn. All ple out there" who would like score on the ACT? order to stay certified, they must basic skills and knowledge. If a stu- Standardized tests do not measure tuition guarantees is a spot in the to be teachers. We applaud those peo- eventually take the GRE to a com- dent can not score the required com- classroom — not an easy ride, an A a ple who are willing to dedicate their one's ability to teach, nor does the plete a master's degree. posite, she needs to spend her time College of Education expect them to. degree or even acceptance into the LAURA BLASER lives to what is truly one of the If we are to solve the problem's in learning, not teaching. program's of one's choice. To assume Your turn noblest professions. As children of The ACT is relied upon simply to test our nation's education system (and Question 4. Isn't it a shame that that desire and tuition money are all it teachers, we are keenly aware of the general knowledge and basic skills. they are numerous — visit the web- one of the writers can't get into the takes to be a success is unrealistic. Blaser is an hard work, sacrifice and intelligence These tests are used nation wide to site of the National Commission on college of education? If these students who want to be English and required of such brave souls. As assess students, and if any of Teaching and America's Future at It is a shame that this person is not teachers are sincere in their goals but French double grown-ups, however, we are also Eastern's programs want to compete www.tc.colombia.edu-teachcom/ for able to fulfill her lifelong dream, but cannot get into the program, they major keenly aware of the incompetence on a national level, they must demand more information), the answer is not disappointment is, after all, a part of should keep trying, but the that threatens — and in fact, already proficiency according to a national to lower standards, but to create life. It would be an even greater Department of Education should not pervades — America's education sys- standard. Besides, the education pro- teachers who can help their students shame, however, to put an unquali- lower its minimum admission require- tem. Also as grown-ups, we have gram does not only look at a student's exceed them. fied — albeit enthusiastic — teacher ments. learned that we don't always get what ACT score. Avera and Wilson them- Question 2: How many people in the classroom. This standard is held by virtually we want. selves admit that, to be accepted into have actually learned all the informa- Question 5: If this is the career of every education program in the state In a recent issue of the Progress, the program, students must submit a tion on the ACT? HOW many people our choice, then why can't we pursue and is in no way unreasonable. If the Avera and Wilson asserted that the portfolio, letters of recommendation do you know have made a perfect it? minimum composite continues to be current standards of admission to and complete an interview with score? This is the most frustrating of the beyond their grasp, thy should take Eastern's Teacher Education department faculty. The Education Program is not ask- questions. Somewhere along the way, the PPST. the SAT or one of the many Program are too high; specifically, Well qualified applicants are those ing students to learn all the informa- we have developed the notion that preparatory courses designed to they disagree with the requisite com- who can fulfill every admission tion on the ACT or to achieve perfect just because we want something very improve ACT composites. Then, if SARAH BOWIES posite of 21 on the ACT. hi the course requirement, and those in charge of scores. They are asking students to badly, we automatically deserve it. they still can't meet the minimum Your turn of this article, Avera and Wilson the education program are looking for get a 21 — three points above the This is not the way the world . orks. standards of their "dream future," it posed a series of rhetorical questions students who can offer a complete national average. Doesn't it seem logi- A student can very much desiri > be might just be a dream they have to Bowles is an which we feel raise some key issues package. An adequate ACT score is, cal that teachers be at least slightly a doctor, but if she does not score abandon. English major. and demand answers. and should be, a part of that package. above "average?" high enough on the MCAT. she will 'Bottle bill' should have passed this year's legislature ► Letter to got an education How many of you remember tak- Grocers were divided over the issue. want to do something to make our People elect representatives to ing glass soda botties back to Seventy percent of the lives more enjoyable? lobby for what the people want, so I would like to comment on a the grocery store with your public thought it was a Eventually Why wouldn't they want why don't they do what the people problem, and it is not only in parents? I do. good idea And we all people traveling through want. Fifty-four members of our Kentucky, but all the U.S. schools. I A lot people believe politicians are know that government we'll have Kentucky to appreciate the House decided that there was no attended Eastern in 1957 and want- evil, lying, self-serving, power-hungry serves the people, right? to start beauty and diversity of our need to pass a bill, which would ed to major in chemistry and was animals; some of them are. But every Perhaps the best dis- state; from the hills of west- make Kentucky a better place to told, because I had not had high once in a while legislation comes play of special interest in making em Kentucky to the moun- live. school chemistry, it was best not to along that is really good for people, politics for this session is everything tains of eastern Kentucky? Eventually, we'll have to start try to major in chemistry. I not only young and old. the "bottle bill." Money, money, money. making everything out of garbage majored in chemistry and biology, JEREMY This year the Kentucky General Frankly, I'm a littk out of Here's the problem: the because that is all we'll have left, but went on to become one of the STEVENSON Assembly had the chance to do some- angry about this. bottling companies spent the remains. Already, Madison top scientists for the U.S. Air Force My turn thing really good for the people of This bill was designed nearly a million dollars fight- County has to pay to have its solid Research and Development in Kentucky, but the House failed to do to make Kentucky high- ing this bill. They hired a waste transported out of the coun- Energetic Materials. I probably powerful lobbyist ran an ad ty and into another Kentucky Stevenson is so. ways and countrysides would not have scored high on the Anyone who picks up a newspaper that's all campaign against the bill, and county. ACT. if it had existed then, but it a senior beautiful, to keep trash I know this bill would not have with any regularity knows about the I'm sure contributed to some needs to be understood, all people broadcast off the Bluegrass. And we'll have of our legislators campaigns eliminated the solid waste problem major from "bottle bill." The bill, sponsored by like most any other thing need a chance to get an education. I left, the at re-election. many counties in Kentucky face, thank Professor Cox and all the sci- Hopkinsville. Greg Stumbo, D-Prestonsburg, would in the world, it was going The bottiers felt like this but it would help. Forty-eight per- have made it so those beverage con- ence faculty for having faith in me. He is also to take money and proba- remains. would be too much of a has- cent of all garbage on the side of Stopping some from going is chok- sports editor tainers would have a monetary value bly inconvenience some sle, too much trouble to Kentucky highways is beverage ing the education of Kentucky and of the when taken to be recycled. people for a little while, change the way they've done containers. the United States. Stop and consider Progress. Many arguments for and against but it would help keep our state it for years. Coca-Cola said they I bet people would be a lot less the other humans this bill were offered. clean. wouldn't use recycled material even if likely to toss that plastic bottie if it Thomas Floyd The bottling companies hated it Why wouldn't our elected officials there were a bottle bill. were worth money. class of 1961

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Penny White, former justice of the "We think this is an area of before the EKU SECRETARY position open FOR RENT Fraternities * Sororities * Clubs Tennessee Supreme Court and great significance," McCord said. forum where Bookkeeper, receptionist for Dept of Mass Communications, The Student Groups Student organiza- ONE/TWO bedroom house near professor at the University of "Most people are not aware of var- students and tions earn S 1,000- $2.000 with the EKU, utilities paid call 623-2019 Denver, Stephen Bright of the ious pressures that can be execut- faculty will have Eastern Progress and the X. Work with the best and brightest students easy campusfundraiser.com three Southern Center for Human the chance to Lambert will ed in the judiciary system." on campus. 12-month position. Staff hour fundraismg event. No sales Rights and Bankole Thompson, McCord added that some of these meet the speak- speak Tuesday required. Fundraising dates are fill- MISCELLANEOUS professor in Eastern's College of ers. scholarships and great benefits pressures include being impartial, available. Apply in Human ing quickly, so call today! Contact Justice and Safety and a former staying neutral, campaigning and The central campusfundraiser.com, (888)923 What la on your credit report? Resources office at EKU or call 622- Employers, landlords, car dealer- judge in West Africa, will address elections. idea behind the forum is to 1880. 3238, or visit www.campusfundrais- increase awareness about critical ships, and credit card companies the issue of "Threat to an McCord says Justice Lambert er.com review ft. Are there errors? The Independent Judiciary" in a forum. got involved because he is very issues involving fairness and jus- S6-S10 par hour. Job description: FTC recommends that you periodi- The forum is free and open to active in making the public aware tice, according to McCord. To register students in the Academy Light Delivery Drivers Needed. cally review it Order online. the public and will be held at 7 of the role of the judiciary and "I think students/faculty will by processing their nominations and Start immediately. P.T and FT Credrtsirnpie.com p.m. April 4 in Posey Auditorium because he liked the idea of a be impressed with the quality of applications. Mornings, afternoons, available Oppooriunity to earn up of the Stratton Building. It will forum. the speakers," McCord said in evenings,weekdays and/or week- to $15 per hour. 625-0246. BIRTHDAYS include a question and answer "He felt he had important con- hopes of a good turnout ends. Flexible schedule. Work up to 40 hours per week. Create your CHILD SUPERVISION NEEDED in HAPPY 21 ST BIRTHDAY our home for boy 13 and girl 10. GRETCHEN GLEASON. love, own schedule according to your Mom. Dad. Mtcheal & Macy. availability. Apply in person at 2570 Northern Madison County. 8:30- News Briefs Palumbo Dr.. Lexington, KY, 5:30 Monday - Friday. May 30-Jufy compiled by Sha Phillips Monday through Friday 8:30 to 25. 2000. Dependable & Safe 4:30. transportation required and good Tables available for 3:30 p.m. Monday in Keen driving record. Athletic, junior or Johnson. S6-S10 per hour depending on typ- senior, education major preferred. 2000 Spring Fling ing speed and accuracy. Minimum Will consider others. References required. 606-527-3541 Any organization interested in Endowed scholarship speed 45 WPM. Job description: having a table at the 2000 Spring Entering student names and applications available addresses from nomination forms Great Summer Jobs! Great out- Fling April 11 needs to contact submitted by teachers, counselors door jobs available in Tennessee! Kokoku Rubber Inc., Duane Gill, public relations chair of Applications for the Opal and and/or professors. Part-time or full- Contact the Girl Scout Council of a local rubber component the Student Government Association Cumberland Valley for more infor- Kermit Patterson Memorial time mornings, afternoons, manufacturing company at 622-1724 or visit the SGA office at Endowed Scholarship are available evenings, weekdays and/or week- mation. 1-800-395-5318. Ext. 269 Powell Building Room 132. in Combs 215. Students with a ends. Flexible schedules, work up has part-time, light indus- major in management or marketing to 40 hours per week. Create your Bartenders trial positions available for Make $150-5200 per night with a minimum university GPA of own schedule according to your evening and weekend Summer orientation availability. Apply in person at 2570 No experience necessary 3.0 and a minimum ACT composite shifts. Apply in person at: Palumbo Dr., Lexington. KY. Call 1-800-981-8168 Ext. 285 leaders needed of 24 are encouraged to apply. 120 Hanger Circle There is one scholarship avail- Monday through Fhday 8:30 to 4:30 Eastern professor The Office of Student Hall's on the River restaurant is Richmond, KY able for students entering their currently accepting applications for Development is accepting applica- junior year and three for students Summer Camp Staff Counselors, E.O.E. roosfvss honor office assistants, nurse's aides for all positions. Please apply 1-5p.m. tions for summer orientation lead- entering their sophomore year. ers, leaders will make presenta- the #1 co-ed private M-F at 1225 Athens-Boonesboro An Eastern education pro- The deadline for applications is recreation/sports camp. Over 30 Road 527-6620. EOE. tions to incoming freshmen and April 14. fessor received the F Distinguished Teacher parents, interact with university ^^X I " S T Educator award this year. The administrators, gain communica- Association of Teacher tion skills and get paid. Applications Math conference (/ecu and information are available in Educators and Friday and Saturday First Amendment rights? Custom Sportswear Wadsworth/ITP Publishing room 128 of the Powell Building. The deadline to apply is April 14. Hear what the former yearbook adviser for the censored CORNER OF FIRST & MAIN Company gave Kenneth Eastern will host the Spring 606 624 2200 Henson the annual award. Conference of the Kentucky Kentucky State University yearbook has to say about the The Awards Committee Eppler scholarship Section of the Mathematical state of free press on college campuses. EKU graduate This week's question looks at professors in higher Association of America on March Laura Cullen will speak in an open discussion about What's the name of a musical movie 31 and April 1. in which an Irishman leases Ireland education who advance applications available what the Kirn-aid v Gibson censorship case could mean and comes lo Kentucky? teacher education, contribute A banquet on Friday night will Applications for the Donald E. for college media. Last week's answer: to scholarly activity, are lead- feature Walter Mientka, former An Appendix ers in the education program Eppler Memorial Scholarship Award director of the American and work with other repre- are available to students enrolled in a Mathematical Competitions. 5 p.m. tonight Winner Shannon Mcadosss sentatives to improve the Kentucky paralegal education pro- Saturday morning. Harriet Donovan Annex Room 122 teacher education process. gram for the fall semester. Pollatsek, a professor at Mount BE THE FIRST ONE IN IO ANSWER "I'm very excited and it feh The Kentucky Paralegal Holyoke College, will speak. THE OW '.'ION CORREC'IV AND Association's Board will give a WIN A FREE SWEAT-SHIRT! good to win the award," said Registration for the conference Oiw «»tn par customer Henson. $1,000 scholarship and a free stu- will be from 2:30 to 6:30 p.m. on SOCIETY OF PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS Any member of the ATE dent membership to the associa- March 31 and will continue on can nominate anyone in high- tion to a dedicated paralegal stu- April 1 from 8 to 10 a.m. The cost er education, according to dent. The deadline is July 1. For for the conference is $13. For Henson. Around 100.000 more information, contact Laura more information contact Amy teachers nationwide could be F. Stewart at 264-1664. King at [email protected] nominated for the award. CHURCH DIRECTORY During the 70th anniver- Free Japanese music Red House Baptist Church Trinity Missionary Unity Baptist Church sary of the association, Poetry, dance part of 2301 Redhouse Rd. Baptist Church 1290 Barnes Mill Rd. Henson was also named one performance tonight women's forum Phone: 623-8471 or 624-1557 2300 Lexington Rd. Phone: 624-9464 of the top 70 teachers in the Sun. School 9:40 a.m.; Sun. Phone:624-9436 or 623-6868 Sun. School 9:30 a.m. Eastern will host a perfor- nation. A forum called Women's Worship 10:50 a.m., 6 p.m.. Sun. 9:45 a.m., 11 a.m.. 6 p.m. mance of modern Japanese music Worship 10:45 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. Henson was the dean of Voices, Women's Perspectives FOCUS. (Fellowship Of by Daniel Quinn and Paolo Wed. Youth & Prayer 7 p.m. Wed. Bible Study 7:00 p.m. Eastern's College of will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. April Christian University Students) Sun. Bortolussi at 7 p.m. tonight in 5 in the Family Living Center of Services for hearing impaired; Education from 1988 to 1999. 6 p.m. He is also a former Pulbright room 100 of the Burner Building. the Burrier Building. Poetry, Rosedale Baptist Church Nursery & Extended Session for Scholar and a National- The event is sponsored by the dance, song, drama, essay and 411 WestoverAve. PreSchool Children at all Worship Science Foundation Department of Foreign languages writing will be presented in a cof- Fountain Park First Phone:623-1771 Services Academic Year Institutor. and Humanities, the Office of feehouse atmosphere. To reserve Church of God Sunday School 9 a.m. Henson's 26th book, a sec- Student Development and the a spot at the forum, call 622-2913. 5000 Secretariat Dr. Worship Sun. 10:15a.m., Faith Created Assembly ond edition of "Curriculum Office of International Education. Phone: 623-3511 6 p.m. Wed. Prayer Service 7 p.m. of God Planning: Using After the free performance, a Sun. School 9:45 a.m. 315SpanglerDr. Constructivism, reception will be held in the Music scholarship Worship Service: 10:45 a.m. First United (Behind Pizza Hut on Bypass) Multiculturalism and Burner Building lobby. For more competition April 5 Sunday Evening: 6:00 p.m. Methodist Church Sun. Worship 9:00 a.m. and 10:45 Education Reform," was pub- information, contact Jed Wed. Prayer Service: 7:00 p.m. 401 West Main St. a.m.. Wed. Worship 7:00 p.m.. Call lished recently. Teaching Deppman at 622-1179. A music scholarship competi- Phone:623-3580 623-4639 for more Today," also written by tion for Eastern students will be Church of Christ Worship Services Sunday 8:30 iriformation/transportation. Henson, is the textbook used Faculty Senate held at 6 p.m. on April 5 in the Goggins Ln. (W. Side I-75) a.m. & 10:50 a.m., Sunday School for introductory courses in Brock Auditorium. The students Ride: 624-2218 or 623-2515 9:40 a.m., Wed. Night Live Harvest Family Fellowship education. meeting Monday will compete for one $500 award Sun. 9:30.10:20 a.m. 5:15-7:30 p.m. 621 S Keeneland Dr. and one $100 award in the 6 6 p.m.. Wed. 7 p.m. 5:30 Coffee House Sat. night Faculty Senate will meet at Phone: 624-8620 American Music Competition. Bible Moment: 624-2427 6:00 Message Sun. Worship 10 a.m. Wed. Bible Study 7 p.m. First Presbyterian Church Eastside Bethel Baptist Sat. Outpouring 6:10 p.m. (PCUSA) 1675 E. Main St. Police Beat: March 10-16 330 W. Main St. Phone:624-9646 Trinity Presbyterian Church compiled by Sha Phillips Phone: 623-5323 or 623-5329 Sun. Worship/Bible Study 9:30 & (PCA) The following reports have Church School 10 a.m. 10:50 a.m.. Wed. Small Group 128 S. Keeneland Dr. Sun. Worship 11 a.m. boon filed with Eastern's March 11 James T. Benton, 25, Vonore, Bible Study 6:30 p.m. Services Phone: 624-8910 Wed. Dinner 6 p.m. Division of Public Safety. John R. West, 46, Cincinnati, Tenn., was arrested and charged interpreted for deaf and handi- Sun. Worship 9:50 a.m. was arrested and charged with with alcohol intoxication. (no charge) capped accessible Sun. School 11 a.m. March 16 alcohol intoxication. Call for transportation. Jonathan M. Potts, 19, Lexington, Thomas S. Griffin, Jr.. 24. First Alliance Church First Baptist Church was arrested and charged with pos- Steven M. West 22, Cincinnati, Trenton, Tenn., was arrested and Richmond Church of Christ 1405 Barnes Mill Rd 350 W. Main at Lancaster Ave. session of marijuana. was arrested and charged with charged with driving under the 713 W. Main St. Phone: 624-9878 Phone: 623-4028 alcohol intoxication. influence of alcohol and failure to Phone: 623-8535 Sun. School 9:30 a.m.; Worship Sun. School 9:40 a.m. March 13 use a turn signal. Sun. 9 & 10 a.m., 6 p.m., Wed. 7 Services 10:45 a.m. & 6:30 p.m., Sun. Worship 8:30 a.m., 11 a.m., The Richmond Fire Adam B. Sergent, 20, Baxter, p.m. Wed. Night Youth & Prayer 6:30 p.m.. Wed. Worship 6:30 p.m. Department responded to a fire was arrested and charged with March 10 Colonels for Christ meet Services 7:00 p.m. S.U.B.S. 8 p.m at BSU Center alarm in the Miller Building after alcohol intoxication. Herbie V. Sims, Commonwealth 1st&3rdThurs. a candle was burning in front of a Hall, reported he received a bill at 7 p.m. Big Hill Avenue window and someone thought the St Thomas Lutheran Church Nick Lee Greene. 19. was arrest- for a Visa credit card that he did on 2nd floor of Powell Building Christian Church 1285 Barnes Mill Rd. room was on lire. ed and charged with possession of not receive. 129 Big HiH Ave Phone:623-7254 marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Richmond House of Prayer (Full Phone: 623-1592 (office) March 12 Sun. Traditional Service 8:30 a.m., Andrew Bryant. Keene Hall, Gospel Church) Phone: 623-6600 (info line) The Richmond Fire Ryan Burch. Berea. reported 60 Sun. School 9:45 a.m. reported a window was broken 330 Mule Shed Ln. Sun. School 9:45 a.m. Department responded to a fire compact discs were stolen from out of his vehicle and scratches Sun. Contemporary Worship 11 Phone; 623-8922 or 624-9443 Morning Worship 10:45 a.m. alarm in Todd Hall after a smoke his vehicle while parked in the were put on the door while am. Sun. School 10 a.m. ,Sun. Evening Worship 6 p.m. detector was activated. Powell West lot on Feb. 19. parked in the Keene Hall lot. Worship 10:45 a.m., 6 p.m., Wed. Wed. Christian Student Fellowship Westside Christian Church 7 p.m. 7:00 p.m.meet at Daniel Boone Bennington Ct across from Transportation available Statue for transportation to meet- Arlington FREE 1/2 PIZZA ing Phone:623-0382 St. Stephen Newman Center Sun. School 9:45 a.m. GRINDER 405 University Drive Unitarian-Universalist Sun. Worship 10:45 a.m., 6 p.m With the purchaae of any 1/2 or I Phone:623-9400 Fellowship Wed. Worship 7 p.m. jfaftzom facift l GK1NDCT Sun. Mass 5 p.m., Sunday Supper 209 St. George St. Tratispottation available SAVE A BUNDLE AT ARIZONA JACK'S $1 at 6 p.m., Adult Meeting and Religious l offer expires 4-30-00 Wed. 7 p.m. Inquiry classes for Education for Children, Sun. 10:45 White Oak Pond Christian I becoming Catholic. Wed 9 p.m. a.m. For information calr. 623- Church present this coupon Newman Night for all students 4614. (Disciples of Christ) Arizona Jack's Grinders & Pizza in Carrtafie Gate Snooping Center next to Rite AM 1238 Barnes Mill Rd. A GRINDER la the beat hot sandwich you'll ever eat! Madison Hill Christian Church Episcopal Church of Phone:623-6515 960 Redhouse Rd Arizona Jack's PIZZA la the bast )n town! Our Saviour Sun. Worship 9 a.m.. 11 am. Phone:623-0916 Two kinds of CHILI 2323 Lexington Rd. Coffee Fellowship Sun. 10 a.m. Sun. School 9:45 a.m. Phone: 623-1226 Draft Beer Sun. School 10:15 a.m. Worship 10:45 a.m. Sun. 8:30 a.m., 11 a.m. Great Food - Great Prices! Wed. Wave 6:00 p.m. (Labor Day- Sun. School 930 a.m. Get away from the same-old campus food! Memorial Day) . Join us at Arizona Jack's - Unique Food. Unique Restaurant! The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March », 2000 NeWS A5 Search for new SGA adviser hasn't turned up successful candidate BY Jei—UI ROOEHS the position. However, they didn't for the full-time position. News writer go according to die senate's wish- There's still a possibility that Plans change. That's what the es. he could be the full time adviser," Student Government Association "We didn't find a candidate Pace said. "But if he's not, then has found out in their quest to that we thought would fit our he's going to help in the process find a new permanent adviser. needs," Pace said. "And we're of finding another one." It's a simple calculation: Student Senate President Chris not going to settle for second "We had three candidates," Pace said that the Senate has not best" Pace said. "We did two interviews named a new adviser yet. The The senate announced the because one candidate dropped Senate planned to have a new appointment of their interim out" adviser appointed by Monday. adviser on February 29. Aaron The senate is looking for new TIAA-CREF s low expenses Senators conducted inter- Thompson, coordinator of the options in their search. views before spring break in office of retention and associate "We are now taking applica- hopes of finding a successor to professor of sociology, anthropol- tions," Pace said. "We've had mean more money Thomas Myers, vice president of ogy and social work holds that some more people suggested student affairs and former senate position, and will while the search actually by Dr. Thompson and adviser. continues. some other people, and we will Those interviews were sup- Pace is not ruling out continue until we find the one that working for you. posed to produce a nominee for Thompson as a possible candidate we think fits our needs." : Meeting with Kustra is scheduled

From tno front provost was when the scholar- issue at this point" The equation is easy Lower expenses in marva9.n0. a THE IMPACT OF EXPENSES ON PERFORMANCE ships were awarded, was he a Pace's scholarship was returned "You can do that for the sta- full-time student?" Marsden said. in the middle of last semester. fund can equal better performance r-j jr nnn tus," Pace said, adding that the That was the issue before us." Kustra said he felt the student Colonel Connection had simply Pace will remain in office until court, who censured Pace for vio- How much? Just take a look at the chart. Then call law-Crt Attaint made an error in his schedule. the organization's elections are lating election rules and took After Coleman finished the completed April 18 unless the stu- away the scholarship, acted out- us. We'll send you a free, easy to-use expense $313,090 investigation, which was ordered dent court takes action against side its realm of power. by Kustra, she sent her findings him for violating the rules. "It is a Board of Regents sanc- calculator so you can see for yourself that no matter to Kustra and Michael Marsden, That's a student issue," tioned university scholarship," provost and vice president of aca- Marsden said. "The students Coleman said. "It comes directly what your investment, you'll benefit from low demic affairs. elected him, and it's a student out of the office of scholarships "The key issue for me as matter. It is not an administrative and financial aid." expenses. And CREF expenses range from just Trash: Event kicks off month of activities 0 29% to 0.37%.' (•or more than SO years, we've been committed to From the front low expenses, superior customer service and strong "Ask anyone to just look out and you'll see a problem," performance EXPENSES Rasmusson said. "If you don't see a problem, I need to talk you. If s Add it all up and you'll find that selecting your Tital —11— after 21 years basta •> WM not necessarily on campus invest mat at S5MH mi hypMhetual am.il though." retirement provider is an easy decision; TIAA-CREF. ptomaMt%) The event is co-sponsored by the Berea College SENS Program. Rasmusson says there will be two booths, one in Madison County and the other at Union Church in Berea. \[j*i] Ensuring the future 1 800 842-2776 Volunteers working from Allii for those who shape it ; Eastern wul most likely cover the northern end of the county and www.tiaacref.org Berea volunteers will cover the southern end of the county. l Cftf* tv* ■*»«blr *n<**ly hwn«w4 *™u#l ««prr>%r* «r 40>u«r4 Qurwrir ; 1 «ftna»r'vifitoratHrV« fvrtfO' *lyO*.«'fund. 040% *n**i bufof «lti j»y *» »V bottom o* ihr mutual futd mpers* 'tin sprxt'w* * W t i«vi abo*r .\ (*"sfr-ifO "o* •■tatiabi'* pu«pov\ Q**/ *"* 0o+\ tto* i#nW t a>ti-*l p**»onn Rasmusson says it is not just a *'\* ibul^ (.*(* cr'lirVjIfWtd «**• job of being "garbage police," but HH othf TlAA*r«lcVlMr Account Te>*ct>*-

BYSHAPWLUPS ing. Students returned the com- believe the new policy will make a "What students go through to Assistant news editor pleted forms to designated boxes difference. make a change will be a smoother at the front desk in each hall. "You may have the same char- process," Middleton said. When you came to live on cam- "We will now begin to better acteristics of a person through the Middleton compares the sys- pus, did you get matched with the match roommates through these forms, but once you start living tem to that of a Holiday Inn. She best possible roommate or were lifestyle forms," said Kenna with them, you may find out that says it will be very quick. you looking for somewhere else Middleton, housing director. they're not as cool as you thought," "If a student doesn't want to to stay after the first week? While returning students will said Mark Pages, 22, a broadcast- live in a room in Telford, we can Eastern is trying to work out a check on the computer to see if better system of pairing room- not see much effect from the new ing major from Cincinnati. policy, incoming freshmen will be Others feel the forms will ben- one is available," Middleton said. mates for next semester. Next semester housing hopes Eastern's dorm residents went served better and quicker. If a stu- efit students. .SUBWAY"" dent's roommate does not return "It's kind of a hassle, but it's not to move room changes to resi- through a new housing intention dence halls so students will not policy this semester. for the next semester, the hous- a bad idea," said Wendy Lewis, 20, ing office will use the forms to an art major from Woolen. have to go to the housing office, The intention forms residents according to Middleton. were required to fill out two match the student with a room- The matches will be made weeks ago were detailed with mate with similar needs, accord- through a new computer system "All indications show it will be WE DELIVER • 624-9241 lifestyle questions about smoking, ing to Middleton. instead of the previous manual a student-friendly policy," Comer of Second and Waler St sleeping habits and housekeep- Some students say they do not system. Middleton said.

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Indigo Girls' music has blossomed i^o Girls as the duo grew from college coeds to worldly women... Over the years, the pair has released seven albums.

CRAZY GAME, 1986

INDIGO GIRLS, 1987

STRANGE FIRE, 1989

NOMADS INDIANS SAINTS, 1990

BACK ON THE BUS, Y'ALL, 1991

RITES OF PASSAGE, 1992

SWAMP OPHEUA, 1994

1200 CURFEWS, 1995

SHAMING OF THE SUN, "But running through my veins are the words and the refrains as if they 1997 • were my lifeblood itself COME ON NOW -Indigo Oirls, Lifeblood Photo submitted SOCIAL, 1999 Emily Saliers, left, and Amy Ray make up the Indigo Girls. The duo will be performing at Eastern at the Alumni Coliseum Friday night as a part of First Weekend. . Web sites Saliers says she feeds off the The concert will also mix their old lot of post-punk, more edgy." every two years or so we tour for a Indigo Girls make college shows like the one at work with new. The band was influenced early in year and a half after that," Saliers featuring Eastern. "We're going t they come to play at Eastern. was released in 5 Fans will Amy Ray and Emily Saliers, better Whstl Friday, 8 p.m. all gone." Saliers said. "When we pus is part of First Weekend activi- 1985 with an album be able to hear APPAREL AND ACCES- known as the Indigo Girls, started were starting out. I never thought it ties. that followed in WhsrS: Alumni Coliseum songs as they would go like this." The concert will take place in SORIES: out as a college band, playing on 1986. Their concert were originally their own campus at Emory Music wasn't what Saliers origi- Alumni Coliseum Friday night at 8. Friday will reestab- Cost: $10 for students. $20 written. to focus on the college scene. way. es at the door gorizes the Indigo opened up a restaurant with some billings and collections office. "We always play colleges," Saliers "We're just Girls' sound. friends. But for a living. I'd rather The cost is $10 for students and LYRICS: said. "We started out as a college playing acoustic "I think be doing music than anything $20 for non students and all people band early, supported by college ences as a springboard early on. All tickets are general admis- stripped-down, sort of like back to band obviously we are electric. We ule. sion. We've just maintained a relationship our roots." have folk influences and Amy has a with college students." "When a record comes out once Famous musicians spice up Jazz Festival

BY KHYSTAL ROARK Assistant Accent editor 11 It's not elevator music. Eastern is preparing to jazz it up Saturday night It's serious, straight-edge with a little help from two internationally acclaimed musicians. Jazz. Flutist Jim Walker, a native Kentuckian, and Jonathon Martin, trumpeter Bobby Shew will perform at Eastern's Jazz Festival coordinator annual Jazz Festival Saturday at 8 p.m. in the Brock Auditorium. J) The awarding-winning Free Flight combo, a stan- dard rhythm section of piano, bass, drums and flute, "Most people have heard Shew whether they will accompany Walker. Walker and Free Flight know it or not." Denver Dill, a senior music mer- have performed on "The Tonight Show" and have chandising major and trumpet player in the Jazz been named the Jazz Combo of the Year by jazz crit- Ensemble, said. ic Leonard Feather. Shew will arrive in Richmond on Friday for one The Eastern Jazz Ensemble will accompany rehearsal with the Jazz Ensemble before the show Shew. on Saturday. The talent level is going to be pretty high-pow- That's the way professionals do it," Martin, who ered," Jonathon Martin, festival coordinator and will be conducting the Jazz Ensemble, said. "It's a assistant music professor, said. good experience for our students to learn how they Walker has performed in over 300 movie sound- do it in the music world." tracks, including "Titanic," "Poltergeist" and " A Dill, who plays lead trumpet for the Jazz River Runs Through It" His flute playing can also be Ensemble, said he is a little nervous about playing heard in several television theme songs, including with the trumpet legend. "Little House on the Prairie." "I'm playing what he does for a living," Dill said. Walker is the former principal flutist of the Los Shew also spends much of his time travelling to Angeles Philharmonic, and he and the Free Flight college campuses to teach trumpet clinics. Photo submitted combo played with the Lexington Philharmonic in "He's not only one of the best trumpet players in 1998. the world, but he's also a great trumpet teacher," Free Flight, a jazz combo featuring flutist Jim Walker, second from left, will be playing at Eastern's annual Jazz Martin said. A Muhlenberg County native, Walker was recent- Festival this Saturday. Bobby Shew, a trumpeter, will also be featured at the festival. ly featured in the March issue of Kentucky Monthly. Shew and Walker will each conduct free master Martin said Walker seems excited to come class clinics Saturday for those interested. Those ed clinics in Canada, Europe, South America, pet playing. Shew was nominated for a Grammy in attending are encouraged to bring their instruments. back to his home state. Along with Walker's popu- Korea and Russia. 1080, and his album, "Heavy Company." was named larity with Kentuckians, his excitement makes Shew's clinic will begin at 1:30 p.m. and Walker's Also a trumpet player, Martin, whose relation- Jazz Album of the Year in 1963. clinic will begin at 3 p.m. Both will be held in Room him a good addition to the festival. ship with trumpeter Bobby Shew began 15 years "Bobby Shew is about as versatile as you can "He has a nice audience and draws people," 100 of the Foster Building. ago, considers Shew a big influence on his music get." Martin said. "It's not elevator music. It's serious, straight-edge Martin said. "I'm hoping for a huge turnout." career. Like Walker. Shew's work can also be heard in Walker is currently a full-time lecturer and jazz," Martin said. "The students are going to love "You'll be amazed at what he can do on a trum- such movie soundtracks as "Grease," "Rocky" and it." flute coordinator at the University of Southern pet" Martin said. Tile Muppet Movie" as well as in television shows California School of Music. He has also conduct- Known for his jazz improvisations and lead trum- like the late "Hawaii 5-0." ► Tap the "Tap" Have a campus event ► Movii or activity? Call Jennifer Muffins at 622-1882 or Check contact us by e-mail: - PASS WTTMCTKO out our ... Mon-Thura 5.IS 7.3O0.4O What* s TAP **l Sun 1:00 3.05 6 10 7 30 9 *0 NEW >r Moo Inun 4 2I1IOS9SO Accent B2 The Eastern Progress, Thumdajr. March 30.2000 S »n M». TH... » ao WINE LIST / 3b Sal Sufi 1 TOvauraaM 3 Ti 5 30 w 7 9 35 so PROGRESS Movlnun B:00 7 T5 9.55 Sat Sun 1 IO 5 OO 7.25 9 55 Knw i no 7 05 9 so MMR. IWMMMrn MfWThunl 4 SO Saa Sun l.OS 3 OO 4 SO ■MfllMMI Wl Fn. Mon!hu»l 7:SO Madison S4«-&un 3-O'j 5:20 7:50 I PIMP WQ-rt fl Fn. MonTnurs 5 TO IO OS Sat Sun 1^ 45 10:05 MI awu MMI <«ai iai (garden f-i. MotvTnufa 5:30 7 45 lO.OO House Ail of history ■

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Accenteditor No Credit Approval Required When many people start smok- ing, they think, "ah, I can quit 527-B I viith»«> Drive 623-I300.624-3682 whenever I want," but kicking the CHAPEL WV w.chapol I .cum habit might not be as simple as that This is the focus of a smoking cessation group started on Eastern's campus by two nursing professors, Sandra Shapiro and Cindi McAlister. The group is now in its second year. Shapiro, an assistant nursing Free Watch Battery: professor, said she met up with Bring this coupon to the Richmond store and" McAlister, also an assistant receive a tree watch battery and installation. nursing professor, while work- Offer expire* 4-8-00 ing at Charter Ridge in I Lexington as a nurse practition- I 630 Big Hill Avenue er in adult psychiatry/mental health nursing. 623-4535 rs "We saw people with lots of "^TtT Lt°li _M?ivS»t 10 iii) pn Sun IHKHI-O pai problems," Shapiro said. "For some it was more difficult to get off cigarettes than hard core SPRING BREAK OVER?? drugs." Shapiro believes this is due to the fact that cigarettes are so easily accessible. Shapiro also noticed than many students on campus were having the same problems with quitting smok- Not at ing. This led to the start of the smoking cessation group. "We wanted to give people an Photo illustration by Corey Wilson/Progress option to quit," Shapiro said. OCEANFRONT The women teamed up with A concerned friend removes a cigarette from a smoker's mouth. To help people quit smoking, a smoking ces- the health department to form sation group has been established on campus by two nursing professors. the group. The health depart- TAN-IN! ment already had a smoking the students. students offered by Shapiro and cessation program called Don Calitri, ii For some it was under the McAlister, established specifi- Cooper Clayton, which was chair of the age of 35. cally for those who want help. Voted #1 in Madison Co. developed by two doctors from department of more difficult to Calitri said Shapiro said the group's job the University of Kentucky. health educa- over the is not to preach at students to The department felt if a tion, has seen get off cigarettes past four quit, but just to let them know You've tried the rest group was established on cam- the data for than hard core years, the that there is a program for them pus, more students would campus smok- percentage if they should decide to quit. now try the BEST. come. ers from the drugs. of female The first group meeting will Shapiro was right in her last four smokers take place this Thursday at 1 p.m. assumption that several students years. Sandra Shapiro, has in Dizney Room 133. 12- 30 min.beds on campus may have a smoking "The aver- group coordinator increased, "This is just a get acquainted 1-15 min. Hex vertical problem. age percent- while the meeting," Shapiro said. "It's to let During each personal and com- age of current percentage people come to meet us, ask ques- munity health class taught in the smokers of males has tions and for us to meet them." 623-8993 Department of Health Education, (1995-99) for males is 12 percent, decreased. Shapiro also wants students to as part of Eastern's general educa- for females it is 16 percent," This data goes to show that know that quitting smoking is not tion program, a lifestyle assess- Calitri said. students should be aware of the easy, but if they really want to, it ment questionnaire is given to all These are figures for Eastern smoking cessation program is doable. ► AD INDEX Arizona Jacks, A4 IN CONCERT FRIDAY Botany Bay, A6 Captain D's, B2 The Castle, B2 MMlMNCMfr CD Yearbook, B5 Cellular One, A6 Chapel Services, B3 Check Exchange, B2, B5 THU- SUM Church Directory, A4 sx WEEKEND MAR 30 THRU APR 2 College of Law Enforcement, B4 Ail EVENTS ARE FREE UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED egrad2000.com, B8 Fantasia 2000, B2 CALENDAR OF EVENTS First Gear, A4 inDlGO First Weekend, B3, TARRSAAY-MARCH 31 air, creating an unprecedented Icel and 11 00 AM FREE BOWLING AND BILLIARDS view of the sunounding area Tasy to gjTTLS EDGE12 Powell Rec Center. 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Powell Rec Center Till 12 midnight UBS, EDGE5 The ultimate helium balloon ride Jump 7:00 PM JAVA CITY COFFEE (FREE) and soar to new heights Parabounce i fmq Room. Mam Lib) II. Willcutt Music, EDGE10 gives parth ipants the ability to "float" and 24-Hour COMPUTER LAB (ACTS LIBRARY) Wize Auto, B7 bounce" effortlessly up 10 150 feel m Ihe Accent B4 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 30.2000 We're STUFF IT making Cheerleaders off the court progress... Try our One BYGWAVAU Staff writer stuffed pita issue During basketball season. Eastern Kentucky University's sandwich at a pep band helped cheer the Colonels on at home games. time. It provided renditions of songs for the fans to dance and sing to. Madison The combination of school spirit The Eastern and musical hits provided an 1 TCIIUWII entertaining atmosphere at all the % 1 • » » » C ■ •'. . Progress home games. Graduate assistant Saundra Sininger conducted the Colonel Pep Band and was thrilled to have the opportunity to work with the musicians. Kelly's Fruit As a second year band assistant, it was one of Stronger *s responsibil- ities to conduct the pep band. But Market that responsibility turned into an Vino mi opportunity to have fun. Tommtomm "It was a bit intimidating at Supor Swt***t Corn first because they [the mem- bers] were all my peers, but I _ (nmmr Big t-oim) never felt like I had to ask much Hour. B mm. - * p.m. Man - Smt mn* 10 m-m. to 4 p.m. (un of them," Sininger said. "They eam-mmra were willing to do what was asked of them, and they were great to work with. We all had so much fun." Make sure you check out According to trombonist Anthony Palm, fun was a priority in Corey Wilson/Progress the band. The Eastern Progress "We had to be in marching Dertck Bcwman. a hom player in Easterns Pep Band, shows his sprint tor Eastern during a game last sea- band, and audition to play [in the son The pep band came up with their own original cheers to express their support tor the teams. on the web pep band I. but we also had to have school spirit and have fun." men and women on the court." tell you how well you played, or teams." Palm said. Sininger said. "Sometimes the that they really liked the songs." The basketball season is over, at School spirit is something opposing team would give us dirty Sininger said. "A pep band is but fans continue to show their the band never lacked. The looks, but our team usually there for the basketball teams, support for the little band. Just upbeat songs, such as "Love smiled and appreciated it. The but we were also there for the two weeks ago. a fan of the pep Shack" and "Smooth," kept the band always made it a point to fans to get involved. I feel like we band wrote in to the Eastern fans in a good mood no matter cheer the team on." accomplished bringing the fans Progress expressing their support what the outcome of the game. "We didn't get very many mid- and players together." for the band. People danced in the stands and dle fingers." Palm joked. "We In addition to having courtside Next winter, the group will be Miss that Free drink sang along. appreciated people complimenting seats to every home game for back on the court, but with a new One thing, which separates us. An opposing coach even told us women and men, the members got conductor. with purchase of Buffet Eastern's pep band from others, we did really well. That was COOL" paid for participating in the band. "Every year a different grad good is the expressed interest the Lots of fans expressed their "I think it came to about $30 a assistant will come in and conduct 11:30 1:30 M-F 12:00 2:00 Sun members showed in the game. compliments and thanks to the pep game. But that wasn't what mat- the band," Sininger said. "It is "They came up with their own band as the season progressed. tered." said trumpet player Mary [sad| that I won't be with them, home original cheers for the games. "It meant a lot to have people Ray. "What was fun was cheering but it was fun to work with the Get a Large 1 -Topping They had homemade signs and come up to you after a game and and playing and harassing other band this season." offered a lot of support for the cookin'? just like Mom's for only Take a walk on the wild side with this month's issue of 99

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BY JP—XH MUUJHB being organized is also taking on Assistant Accent editor a new look this semester. Traditionally, RHA had been the RICHMOND A little brother or sister is no sole organizer and carried out all of 80S EASTERN BYPASS longer a requirement to take part the activities. This year, several dif- in Little Kids Weekend. The annu- ferent student organizations, (NEXT TO SOFT SHOE) al event, which had been called including sororities and fraternities 623-1199 Lfl* Sibs weekend, has changed its will be holding events for the stu- name as well as the way in which •Payroll •Money Orders •Insurance dents and their little visitors, some- •Tax Refund it is organized. thing that members of Residential •Government •Personal, etc. Any student, traditional or non- Development feel will work out traditional, is invited to bring any well for the groups and the kids. child, son, daughter, brother, sis- "The student organizations will ter, niece or nephew, to the three- receive monetary support for their day event In years past, the event activities from First Weekends was only open to traditional stu- and the RHA." said Petrey. dents living on campus and their One sorority, which will be younger sib- coordinating an lings. The activity, is Kappa Residence UtttoKkte Delta Tau. The Hall group will be Association, hosting a table for Buy one product, which spon- participants to sors the event, make their own File Photo get second product 1/2 off hopes the Breakfast and Cartoons ice cream sun- change will daes. The table Ul' Sibs Weekend was changed this year to Little Kids Weekend to (no double discounts) attract more Crafts: grass skirts, cardboard should prove to allow for more than just siblings to attend the activities. students and ukuleles be fun not only children. for the kids, but Hall if the weather permits, if not, a storyteller/singer in the ravine, 624-0066 Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. ■Before, Hawaiian Luau for the sorority the table wfll be in the basement of a showing of the "Wizard of Oz" Sun 12:30 p.m.-6 p.m. students Walk-ins welcome members also. the dorm. and several other games, crafts RICHMOND MALL always said "We're a ser- The theme for this year's and other activities. The students something like 'Well, I don't have vice sorority, so this is some- weekend is "The Colonels as well as their guests are invited a little brother or sister, so I can't thing we really enjoy. We will Hawaiian Adventure." The group to take advantage of the First do it,"* said Brandee Petrey, direc- have 16 members out there will rise to a morning of breakfast Weekend activities that will be tor of Residential Education. interacting with the kids," said and cartoons followed by an after- going on as well. "We're hoping this will get more Susan Francis, a senior sorority noon of fun. Participants will take Although it is too late for reg people to participate." : member from Louisville. "We're part in making crafts such as ular registration, late registra- 1S5 S Keenttand Richmond. KY 624-2126 Petrey said last year around not only doing the sundaes, grass skirts and cardboard ukule- tion will be accepted until I I 100 children attended, and that we're also going to have hoola- les in preparation for the main Friday. The cost is $4 per stu- was just on campus residents hooping, Frisbees and bubbles event, a Hawaiian Luau complete dent and $5 per child. To regis- McCoy's McCoy's McCoy's alone. She hopes the numbers set up for the kids to do." with music, dance and Hawaiian ter come to Beckham 100 or call BarberShop Tanning Salon KeenetandWash&Dry will be higher this semester. The table will be set up on the food. Residential Education at 622- The way in which the event is grassy area in front of McGregor Other notable activities include 2077. ¥2 Berber Stylist VAttendant on duly walk-ins only ¥5 Tanning Beds ¥30 lb Washers

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BY JOHN HAYS In the nightcap. Corey Eagle Sports writer hurled a three-hitter and Basil drove in two runs as the Colonels Eastern Kentucky's Chip defeated Austin Peay 3-0 in anoth- Albright worked the count to two er pitcher's duel. balls and a strike to Andy Green. Eagle (2-4) struck out five On the next pitch, the University while allowing just seven Govs to of Kentucky's leadoff hitter set reach base and during one the tone for the game, blasting an stretch, retired seven straight bat- Albright fastball over the left-field ters. wall. The homerun opened the Kiley Vaughn's fourth inning door as the Kentucky BatCats single followed by Basil's 11th pounced on the Colonels 13-5 at double of the year gave Eastern a Turkey Hughes Field March 15. 1-0 lead. The Colonels scored UK, ranked 18th nationally and again in the fifth as Gabe Thomas off to its best start in 13 years, came home on an error by Austin touched Albright (2-2) for nine Peay shortstop Joseph Peer. The runs and ten hits through five Colonels added their final run in innings. The BatCats took advan- the following inning on a Basil tage of the gusting winds by belt- grounder that scored Sizemore. ing six homeruns, with Green and Eagle held the Govs to one hit John Wilson hitting two apiece. over the final three innings The Colonels (5-10) scored two improving Eastern's record to 8- runs in the bottom of the sixth on 10 overall and 2-0 in the confer- Lee Chapman's sacrifice fly and ence. Gabe Thomas' single up the mid- dle, cutting the lead to 9-3. UK Colonels beat APSU for doused any threat of a Colonel comeback by adding four runs in third time in two days the eighth on back-to-back Jason Sharp's two-run double homers by Green and Aaron in the bottom of the seventh McGlone off reliever Keith inning lifted the Colonels to an 8-7 Murnane. win over Austin Peay March 19. Eastern was led by second The win completed Eastern's baseman Adam Basil who went 3- three-game sweep of the Govs. 4 with two doubles, while Kiley Trailing 7-6, Basil reached base Vaughn added three hits and on a Brendan Loughrey error to scored two runs. lead off the inning. Chapman fol- UK starter Scott Wade (4-1) lowed with a base-hit sending scattered sue hits and allowed only Basil to second. Sharp then lined one run over five innings of work, a Gunnar Tatom (0-2) pitch down improving the BatCats' record to the left field line, scoring Basil 18-2. and Chapman with the game-win- Corey Wilson/Progress ning runs. Eastern needs 16 innings The Colonels potent offensive Kiley Vaughn gives a playful smile after safely beating a pick-off attempt in the Colonels game against UK earlier this season. to down the Govs attack went to work in the third inning. Following a double by finished out the scoring for the attention by upsetting Georgia Adam Basil scored the game- Vaughn and an infield single by game. Tech. winning run on a two-base error Chapman, Sharp hit his first In the nightcap on Saturday. Second baseman Richard in the bottom of the 16th inning homerun of the season giving Santa (2-1) pitched seven innings I-ewis' RBI single in the bottom of giving the Colonels a thrilling 1-0 Eastern a 5-2 lead. of one-run ball and Basil's two-run the ninth inning gave the Yellow victory over Austin Peay March The Govs would regain the homer in the fourth inning helped Jackets a 3-2 victory in Tuesday's 18 at Turkey Hughes Field. lead with three runs in the sixth the Colonels to a 3-1 victory over contest With two outs in the inning. off Albright. Austin Peay roughed Eastern's Basil gave the Basil advanced to second base on UT-Martin. Vaughn went two for Albright up for seven runs and six three and scored one run. Colonels a 2-1 lead with a two-run an errant pick-off throw by Austin hits in five and one-thirds innings. single in the third inning. Starter Peay's Gunnar Tatom. Right field- The Colonels offense went to Spencer Boley (1-0) came on in work again on Sunday afternoon Nic Lively held Georgia Tech to er Frank Kunich then misplayed relief and held Austin Peay score- Gabe Thomas' fly ball, allowing hitting four solo homeruns while seven hits and two runs in seven less, giving up two hits in three Eagle gave another sparkling per- innings. After Martini pitched a Basil to score the winning run. and two-thirds innings. In the opener of a three-game formance in Eastern's 8-4 victory spotless eighth frame. Sharp (0-1) set, Govs starting pitcher Mike The Colonels banged out 12 and three-game sweep of the came on in the ninth, setting the Keel held the Colonels hitless safeties led by Vaughn's three-hit Skyhawks. stage for lewis' heroics. through seven and two-third performance, extending his hit- Crowder, Chapman, Sharp and In Wednesday's game, fresh- innings before Tom White's bloop ting streak to 11 games. Thomas Thomas homered for the Colonels man Tyler Parker's pinch-hit two- single to right field broke up the chipped in with two hits in three while Eagle (3-4) held UT-Martin run homer off Murnane (0-2) in no-hitter. Eastern did not reach trips to the plate. at bay. allowing one run over six the bottom of the seventh inning base for the next four innings Eastern improved to 8-10 over- and two-thirds innings. Vaughn gave Georgia Tech a 5-4 victory when Brad Sizemore singled to all and M) in the OVC. finished the series going six for 10 and its eighth straight win. center in the bottom of the 12th. with three doubles. Eastern took the lead in the With one out, the Colonels UT-Martin swept away The win improved Eastern to fifth on a homerun by Vaughn, loaded the bases on a single by Behind the arms of Albright, 11-13 and 6-0 in the OVC. UT- but the Jackets reclaimed the lead Kiley Vaugn and a walk to Lee Santa and Eagle and the hitting of Martin fell to 6-22 and 0-5 in con- the following inning on an RBI Chapman. Austin Peay's Keith Vaughn. Eastern waltzed into ference play. single by lewis and a double by DeGraff held on, striking out Tennessee and swept the Mark Teixeira, giving Georgia Thomas on a 3-2 pitch and getting Skyhawks of UT-Martin in three Yellow Jackets steal two Tech a 3-2 advantage. Jason Sharp to fly out to center games last weekend. from Colonels Schneider's RBI single in the ending the inning. In the opener, Albright (3-2) Playing its third nationally seventh knotted the score at The Colonels countered with struck out eight and walked none ranked team in two weeks. Coach three. Eastern had a chance to Scott Santa, who scattered six hits on his way to a 7-3 complete game Ward and his Colonels traveled to tie the game in the ninth inning. over nine innings while striking victory over the Skyhawks. the Peach State to take on 14th After Vaughn knocked in out four. Mike Martini and Nit- Albright gave up seven hits and ranked Georgia Tech last week. Crowder with a single, Schneider Lively worked the final six Chapman hit a two-run homer in In a pair of heartbreakers. the struck out to end the game. innings, allowing only three hits. the third inning to give the Colonels saw both games decided The Basil brothers statistics Lively earned his second victory Colonels the lead for good. by only one run each. were identical with both going 2 as Eastern improved its record to Eastern tallied three more runs In a series, which saw for 7 for the series. 6-10 overall and 1-0 in the OVC. in the sixth on a Mike Schnieder Eastern's Basil competing against The Colonels host the Raters Austin Peay fell to 13* and (VI in double and a pair of sacrifice flies his brother Jason, the Colonels of Murray State in a double head- Corey Wilson/Progress conference play. from Adam Crowder Sizemore were hoping to gain national er Saturday at noon. Mike Schneider returns to the plate after a conference on the mound. ► Golf Tee parties for golf teams over break in last place. Hickory Ridge Golf Club. After a trip to Florida, the Jackie Biro leads Colonels in The lady Colonels seemed Colonel golf team gets two top Colonels returned home to to like this course better than Arlington Country Club to host the one in Florida, as they fin- five finishes over the break the Eastern Kentucky Spring Spring Break tourneys ished in a tie for fifth place overall. BY JEREMY STEVENSON ished fourth overall with a 221. Invitational March 24 and 25. BY JEREMY STEVENSON Iowa State. The Colonels finished third in Jackie Biro was at the head of Shorts editor Willenbrink shot par for his first Sports editor Somerset native Kelli Wilson and last rounds and scored a 77 their tournament, behind shot a 157 for the lady Colonels. the Colonel pack once again. Most of us who played golf on his second round at El Methodist College and Morehead The lady Colonel golf team Junior Samantha Moses fin- Biro shot a 152 for her two over Spring Break did so for fun. Diablo. State. On their home course, the competed twice over spring ished her two rounds with a rounds, including a 72 in her but the Colonel golf team was all Senior Chad Creech finished Colonels shot a total score of 900 break. score of 160. first round. business. 16th with a total of 227 for his for three rounds. The ladies finished ninth in Senior Michelle Biro finished Biro's 152 was good enough Coach Pat Stephens' Colonel rounds. Only seven golfers. Once again, Eric Willenbrink the 14th Annual Snowbird with a 165 and Colleen Yaeger to put her in tie for second in golf team played in two tourna- including Willenbrink, shot better led the Colonels tee party. Intercollegiate, and added a fifth finished her two rounds with a overall individual standings. ments over the break. in their third round than Creech's Willenbrink blistered Arlington place finish in the Saluki score of 172. Wilson and Yaeger finished tied Invitational. The Colonels headed into 73. with rounds of 71. 71 and 72. The lady Colonels also had for 31st. Each shot a 166. The ninth place finish in the Moses gave the 50th finish- Citrus Springs, Fla. to play in the All of the Colonel golfers fin- Willenbrink's scores were good three golfers compete in individ- first ever El Diablo Intercollegiate ished within the top 50. Snowbird Invitational at ual competition. ing place to Eastern with her enough to put him tied for second Pebblecreek Golf and Country score of 172. Dillman's 178 put at the par 72 El Diablo Golf and Senior Brandon Tucker fin- at the close of the tournament. Krista Dillman shot an 82 Country Club. ished in 21st place with a 231. Club in Tampa. Fla. placed the and 78 to finish with a score of her in a tie for 63rd place over- The Colonels came away with The Colonels placed two lady Colonel golfers in the top 160. all. Sophomores Brad Morris and other golfers in the top 20. Sam a very strong fourth-place finish in Sam Covitz finished tied for 26th half overall. Junior Krissie Kirby fin- Murray State was the only the three round tournament. The with a score of 233. Junior James Covitz and freshman I,ee Ashby The lady Colonels shot a 635 ished with a 162. and Leslie other Kentucky school to com- Colonels finished with a three- Mil.mi finished in 49th place with finished in an eight-way tie for for the two round tournament. Fossitt finished with a score of pete in this tournament. The round total of 904, 25 strokes a 244 for three rounds. 17th place, Junior Jackie Biro led the 166. Colonels beat Murray by 12 behind the winner, Baylor Eastern finished best out of the Chad Collins of Methodist team with a total of 153, putting After finishing in ninth place strokes. University. three Kentucky schools repre- College finished first with a 205. her in a tie for tenth overall. at the Snowbird Invitational, the The Lady Colonels swing The Colonels placed two sented in the tournament. Collins shot under par every Biro shot a 76 and 77, leav- Lady Colonels headed to back into action on April 3, when golfers in the top 20. University of Kentucky finished round, including a five under par ing her 11 strokes behind first Carbondale, III. to participate in they play in the Fighting Camel Senior Eric Willenbrink fin- fifth, and Morehead State finished 67 on his second round. place finisher Laura Wells of the Saluki Invitational at the Classic in Buies Creek, N.C. The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 30.2000 SpOftS B7 ► Softball ► Sports briefs the Colonels in singles play were Brad Herrera and Lee Lester. Herrera won his match 6-4.6-2. Lester, the freshman from Colonels sign Florida high Harrodsburg needed a tie breaker Csora-ing high school football star to win his match 7-5. 2-6 and 1-0 in Coach Roy Kidd and the the tie break. Eastern football team released the The men were defeated in all JoneDe Csora got two pitching victories in the Rebel Games over Spring Break 2000 schedule (below) and excit- three of their doubles matches. BY DEWN KLAHEB ing news of a new signee. The women's team had bad C.J. Hudson of Frostproof luck as well. Assistant sports editor High School in Polk County, Fla. Xavier beat Eastern 5-4 in Many Eastern students spent has committed to play football for some very close matches. their spring break lazily basking the Colonels this fall. Sandy Swanepoel won her on the sunny beaches of some Hudson, a 5 foot 7 185 pound match 6-3. t>2. tropical paradise and partying till running back, led Frostproof to Tara Williams won her match they could not stand on their own. the Class 1I-A Florida State in a tie breaker by a score of 6-3, For the Eastern Softball team, Football Championship. 2-6, and 1-0. spring break was not only a time Hudson gained more than 7.01)0 In doubles action the ladies to have fun, but also a time to play yards on the ground in his four took two out of three matches. some of the best softball of the years, even though he played Susan Ferguson and April Dixon their season. behind University of Tennessee hooked up to win their match 9-7. The Lady Colonels softball star Travis Henry in his frehsman Swanepoel and Williams com- team played in the eight-day season. bined to win their match 9-7, s Rebel Games softball tourna- He rushed 397 times for 2.396 well. ment over spring break and yards and 22 touchdowns last sea- compiled an impressive 7-3 son. Hudson also played defen- record against some great com- sive back, coming up with 22 solo petition. The women's wins tackles, one interception and one Colonel star leading OVC included victories over Drexel, fumble recovery for a touchdown. In batting average Dartmouth. Youngstown St., Hudson finished his four year career as the all-time leading rush- The Colonel baseball team is Army, Wright St., Lehigh and standing atop the OVC standings Troy St. er in Folk County. Hudson is also with a record of 6-0 in the confer- Two of the three Colonel losses the third all-time leading rusher in ence, two games in front of MTSU. were by only one run and the Florida high school football histo- Leading the Colonel charge other loss was at the hands of a ry, behind University of Florida this season is senior second base- powerful Cornell team, who signee Willie Green and Dallas man Adam Basil. reached the NCAA regionals last Cowboy star Emmitt Smith. Basil is batting .475 with 12 season. Hudson is the 17th player to committ to Kidd this signing period. doubles and 26 RBIs through only Coming into the Rebel Games, 24 games. He has also swiped 14 the Colonels had lost their last 13 bases so far this season. road contests, but the sunshine of Sophomore shortstop Kiley Florida helped the women to relax Xavier beats men and Vaughn is also in the top 10 and play to their full potential. among OVC hitters. Eastern almost doubled their women tennis teams Vaughn is hitting at a .371 clip win total in the first half of the Corey Wilson/Progress The Eastern men's and with eight doubles and has hit safely season with their seven wins in Jortelle Csora nearly outruns the ball on her way to first base in a Colonel loss to UK earlier this season. women's tennis teams headed to in 15 of the Colonels last 16 games. Orlando. The Colonels improved Xavier University to play the Sophomore pitcher Nic lively their record to 13-19. Musketeers March 15. is second in the OVC with a 2.10 To say the Colonels played well blasted the ball out of the park. over spring break. Not only did The men were beaten 7-2. ERA lively also has 19 strikeouts offensively in the tourney would Softball at home Williams' grandmother had Soto hit the game winning solo Coming away with wins for in 2t> innings. be an understatement. Eastern promised her $100 when she hit homerun in extra innings against compiled a whopping 48 runs on Whart: Hood Field her first homerun. and she made Troy St.. but she also pitched the 72 hits in 10 games. WrMti: Today 2 p.m. good on her promise. last 2 innings of the game to come 2000 Colonel Football schedule Eastern put up their highest Herrington's homerun. in the up with the win. offensive numbers of the year in Who: Dayton Colonels 3-1 win over Drexel. Soto earned two other victories their 13-10 win over I^high in the Aug. 31 Glenville Slate H 7 p.m WlMn: Saturday, 1 p.m. was probably the most important in the tourney and improved her eighth game of the tournament. hit of the entire tournament for overall pitching record to 5-5 on Sept9 Indiana State A TBA Four Eastern batters had three Who: Austin Peay Colonels. the season. Sept 23 Tenn. Tech ' 11 7 p.m hits apiece as the Colonels pound- With the Colonels down 1-0 in Junior Kristin Mahon and Sept 30 SEMO II 7 p.m ed" Lehigh for 16 hits to win the the bottom of the seventh inning freshman Jonelle Csora also Oct7 WKU A TBA game in extra innings. and facing elimination against picked up two wins a piece in the Oct. 14 IT-Martin A TBA The Colonels put on an awe- Elise Burch all hit the first Drexel, Herrington stepped to Rebel Games. some display of power throughout homeruns of their collegiate the plate and hit a long blast, The three-person Colonel Oct28 Tenn. St H 2 p.m the tourney, with five different careers in the spring break tour- which ended the game in dra- pitching staff matched the great Nov. 4 Murray St H(HC) 2 p.m players hitting homeruns. nament. matic fashion. offensive performance in the tour- Nov. 11 KSU H 2 p.m Eastern junior Michelle Williams' homerun was espe- Freshman pitcher and desig- nament by combining to give up Nov. 18 EIU A TBA Williams, freshmen Bethany cially memorable because she nated hitter Jessica Soto also pro- only eight runs in Eastern's seven Herington. Jessica Soto and was awarded a $100 bill after she vided a game-winning homerun wins.

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