April 6, 2007 | The Clarion ARTS & LIFE Page 9 CD Review: HOROSCOPE

Aries: You know, knowing when to leans toward factory sound lash out is good. You would do well to remember that. Contain yourself. by David Ulloa off beats. On this latest record, to be captivating. The Kings are Lucky Color: Baptism White Staff Writer the riffs are more syncopated, link- trying to spread their musical roy- ing staccato drum beats that off- alty to every style, achieving this Taurus: Henrietta is STILL bugging set the vocal melodies. Their lat- ’ slight distinctiveness. you. Oh well you are flying to a lucky Kings of Leon est single “On Call” certainly dem- Besides those differing ele- person very soon. So long dragon "" onstrates their effort toward ments, the repeats the old betch. Lucky Color: D.A.R.E. Red RCA, 2007 achieving a little more 80’s flash beaten trend in pop music. Most pop sound. The delayed vocals on of the songs go from Intro, verse, Gemini: Another bird is headed your the track could remind you of old chorus, verse, solo, chorus, and way. No need to capture it. Lucky Bruce Springsteen songs circa ending. The redundant structure Color: Gilded Cage. 1990’s. of songs kind of spoils the cre- Aside from the country pop ative energy that the Kings put Cancer: You are sometimes a makeup The “Kings of Leon” recently country influence, you can tell that into it. Like “Weezer’s” formula goddess. Let today be one of those released their third album, “Be- the Kings have been listening to to copy song patterns from “Nir- days and you will be a queen in the cause of the Times.” This record “Interpol” and “The Cure.” Their vana” records, that approach made fourth house of the super omega mixes their traditional style of 60’s sound is much more serious and them into a hit factory band in- goddess—Plethora! Lucky Color: Janke and Lynrd Skynrd riffs emotionally ballsy because of the stead of its old respected form of T-shirt to a limited degree, but also incor- lyrical content. Lead singer Caleb a classic garage band. This stigma porates a later 80’s feel. Followill has made the bulk of the could possibly be the demise of Leo: Sometimes making false promises From the Kings’ first two songs more lovable and attractive the adored King’s sound. Roughly, bites you in the ass, much like big cats records “ to the heartbroken ear. On the record isn’t a total bore be- do. However, you’ve done enough for Hotel” and “Youth and Youngman “Mcfearless” the delayed effect on cause of the songs already men- people lately so you’re in the clear. hood,” you could totally latch on the guitar is similar to the trend tioned. If you like little surprise, Lucky Color: Old HP to their country roots and Strokish that “Sparta” has always relied on this record may suit you well. Virgo: People always wonder who is Cooking with Tex: that person? You are enigmatic. How you do’n that? 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To make life easier, in the pro- Pig Lips it, fry it, make trout gumbo, trout Biltmore House makes a good lo- duce section of the grocery store chili, trout head soup, grilled trout, cal wine. It’s nice and sweet. If there are bags of pre-cut vegetables Sagittarius: You are not only leaving baked trout, and blackened trout you want a full bodied white and there are different types of your babies in the terror of hawk but One of my favorite ways of Chardonnay I’d recommend Hess, salads which are all organic. you’re leaving them for good! You cooking trout is to grill it. I like to but it’s a little expensive. You For dessert, I’d recommend a better be at graduation so we can cry. fillet it. Take butter and rub it on could make a green bean casserole nice apple or cherry pie. If you Lucky Color: You know who you are. both sides of the fillets, along with or just some green beans in the don’t want to cook it yourself, you salt and pepper, preferably lemon pot to go with the fish. You could could go to the store and buy one. Capricorn: The oracle doesn’t know pepper. Sometimes I use organic also make some potatoes. Baked Pecan pie is my favorite. Enjoy. anything about your kind and doesn’t sea salt as well. Let it soak in or diced, throw them into a skillet care to write anything for you. Go to a olive oil in the refrigerator for cheap horoscope web site. Lucky 30 minutes before putting it on Color: N/A the grill. Cooking trout fillets is just like cooking salmon fil- Aquarius: Who will receive your death lets, but trout is thinner. When glance and words of disdain this day?! you put your trout on the grill Video tape it. The world must know of you need to make sure that it queen betch! Lucky Color: doesn’t fall apart when you are Zjhibberzjhab. flipping it. From experience I know it’s a pain in the butt. Pisces: Canned tuna is good. Let it cook on both sides for Mmmmm. Lucky Color: Can. This trout is courtesy of Wikipedia.