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Friday, February 16, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 83 The News' Carroll will give reading at University Briefs Jack Buehrer responses I've gotten at the well. Musically, The Jim Carroll Carroll said he's not sure what "I haven't decided what I'm go- The BC News different universities I've toured Band produced four albums in he's going to read during his per- ing to do yet," he said. " It have been great. We had to turn the early-80s and received a Pu- formance at the University. usually depends on the mood of NHL Scores Cultural icon and Pulitizer people away at NYU, and there litzer Prize nomination for "Liv- the audience or the mood I'm In San Jose 2 Prize nominee Jim Carroll will were over a thousand people at ing at the Movies," one of his six that particular night. I have a lot give a reading in the Union Ball- the University of Kentucky. You books of poetry. "I've never been to of work to pull from. Ottawa 2 room Feb. 20 at 7 p.m. don't usually see crowds like that "Of all of the things I've done, I Bowling Green before Doctoral student Cassie Carter Carroll, an acclaimed poet, dia- for a poetry reading." still consider myself a poet," but I look forward to was Instrumental In getting Car- Calgary 6 rist, lyricist, musician and per- While receiving national accla- Carroll said. "I've made a good roll to read at the University. former, said that he looks for- im for the recent motion picture, living with things like The Bas- "I've wanted him to come here N.Y. Islanders 3 reading there." ward to the reading. "The Basketball Diaries," which ketball Diaries' and my music, Jim Carroll for a long time," she said. "I "I've never been to Bowling Carroll authored, he said he has but I get the most pleasure out of started working on this last May. Montreal 2 Green before but I look forward enjoyed success in other avenues writing poetry. It's what I enjoy Pulitizer Prize nominee It's been a real ordeal to get this to reading there," he said. "The to happen. N.Y. Rangers 2 of the entertainment industry as most." Tampa Bay University begins Valentine Carnations Colorado Detroit 4 search for director Washington 3 Chicago 3 of faculty center Boston 0 Jay Young Clyde Willis, College of Health NBA Scores The BC News and Human Services dean, is the Cleveland 95 chairman of the committee The University is currently searching for a center director. Toronto 76 searching for a director to lead "We're looking for someone the new Center for Teaching, who has a very strong teaching Miami 97 Learning and Technology. The record," he said. "This person also needs to be quite sophisti- Denver 91 center will assist faculty with the challenges of teaching. cated In technology and in being Linda Dobb, Libraries and able to provide that Information Chicago 112 Learning Services dean, said the to other Individuals In a really supportive sort of way." Detroit 109 center will be a place where fac- ulty can learn about new technol- Willis said the director search ogy for use In the classroom. has been narrowed to five candi- Milwaukee 109 "The center will be a new dates, including two University Washington 98 effort on the part of the Universi- employees. He said the commit- ty to provide any faculty and se- tee would like to have a leader lected graduate students with the for the center for the start of the Houston 112 opportunity to expand their 1996-97 school year. San Antonio 108 teaching strategies and really to "We'd like to have someone for Interact with other faculty and the next academic year, but If we graduate students on campus do not find a suitable candidate in who are doing so," Dobb said. these first five, we'll simply con- Students can win a The center will probably be lo- tinue the search," Willis said. cated on the seventh floor of the A list of the final candidates free meal with Jim Jerome Library, according to and interview times should be Carroll at area res- Dobb. She said the center will available next week, according to Willis. BUkc Parkiumw BG N.w. taurant offer faculty workshops, discus- sion groups and tools which can "We really are Interested in Sophomore Accounting major, Kelley Zlnn, and Freshman Elementary Education major, Becky be used to assess teaching. having faculty from across the Burdyshaw, return to the Sigma Kappa sorortly house after selling Valentine carnations to raise The first six people who campus meet these people and purchase a copy of Jim Car- "A large part of what our facul- money for the Dance Marathon. roll's Basketball Diaries ty do here Is teaching, so a large give feedback on how they think from Pauper's Books, 206 part of the Teaching, Learning they would do as an individual," North Main St., starting and Technology Center Is en- Willis said. Friday will have a chance at hancing teaching," Dobb said. Dobb, who worked with a slml- a free lunch with the author "The library is kind of an essen- liar center while at San Francisco Survey estimates web use Feb. 20. tial place at the University for State University, said money for gathering people and gathering the position became available by The contest, sponsored by ideas, so we are happy to provide keeping a different position va- Falcon Radio WFAL, will a a gathering place to discuss Is- cant and letting resources Experts suggest 17 million utilize internet ward three book buyers gather. with the book and three oth- sues about teaching." Howard Goldberg by changing the way people use. ers with a free meal with The Associated Press communicate with each other One thing all the surveys agree Carroll at an area restau- and the government. on Is that Web users are different rant. NEW YORK - A new survey But an Internet marketing ex- from the general population: ...And happily ever after estimates 17 million U.S. adults, pert. Donna L» Hoffman of Van- younger, wealthier, more pre- Carroll will visit the cam- or one In 11, have used the World derbilt University In Tennessee, dominantly white. pus that day to give a read- Wide Web - double the most said the 17 million figure results "So far it looks like a male, ing to the University com- widely accepted previous esti- from "a very liberal definition" middle- and upper-middle class munity. mate of Internet use. Some ex- of what it means to use the In- domain, but the technology is fil- perts are skeptical. tering out," Muzzio said. "We think it Is a big event, ternet and we want to do some- Counting heads on the Internet "If you're not precise in what thing to make it a bigger is an inexact science. But since it you mean by access or event for the students be- Is expensive for companies to usage...then who knows what "The implications cause WFAL Is a totally stu- maintain attractive and up-to- they Interpret that to mean," she are tremendous." dent run organization and date Web sites, they are eager to said. A better measure would re- we're run by students for know how many people are see- quire asking how often people Douglas Muzzio students," general manager ing their messages or advertise- use the Internet, whether they professor Joe Pelffer said. ments. used It yesterday or last week The figure released Thursday and what they did on the In- came from a collaboration of re- ternet, said Hoffman, an associ- The Web Is a portion of the In- searchers at the Baruch College ate professor of management. ternet that allows anyone with a School of Public Affairs and the Muzzio acknowledged that 17 computer modem to tap Into in- Quote of polling company Louis Harris million "may be the upper formation. Including pictures and Associates. bounds" but defended it as an ac- and sound, from businesses, or- the day Four Harris polls of a total of curate way to measure Web use. ganizations and other individu- 4,022 adults taken from Septem- "This isn't gospel. These are als. "Of all the ber through January found 9 indicative numbers," he said. Presidential campaigns and thihgs I've percent reporting they had ac- A widely publicized survey major media companies have done, I still cessed the Web. A third of those released a month ago by the E- plastered the Web recently with said they had used it to get In- merglng Technologies Research political information, charting consider my- formation about politics or polit- Group estimated use of the In- election polls and positions and self a poet.' ical candidates. ternet at 9.5 million Americans, giving users opportunities to post their own instant analysis. —Jim Carroll, "The implications are tremen- including 1.1 million children. In dous," said Douglas Muzzio, a order to qualify, respondents had Because the Internet is a de- Pulitzer Prize to use at least one Internet appli- centralized network linking pub- William HjUI/Tk. AlMcUtid PRH professor of public affairs at nominee coming to U.S. Army soldier* are blessed by an Army chaplain during Baruch who helped design the cation besides email and be able lic and private computers around the University their wedding ceremony at the border between Bosnia and Croa- survey. He maintains that the In- to give Its name. the world, no method has been tia. ternet is "revolutionizing Ameri- Muzzio said that was too re- designed to accurately keep can representative democracy" strictive a definition of Internet track of Individual use. Opinion u&

page two Friday, February 16, 1996 E.A.R. to the Pyramid cost: $1,200 a semester

We're about a month Into the classes that turn up everyone's for the University to get some winter semester. Spring Is right nose. I don't mind working hard new Intellectual meat. Ground... around the corner. TA's are fir- in a Spanish class, if the teacher But what do we do with all We've all heard the praises of the technology shrine ing up their mid-terms. And stu- is excited about the subject III these teachers who're already known as Olscamp Hall, however, technology isn't dents are forced to put learning write 10 papers in a semester, in tenured? worth anything if the instructors don't know how to use on the backburner and begin to an English class if it reveals Let them teach, if they must. it. attend some truly dismal something new about my exis- But don't let them mess with ' -kick courses. tence. And I'll do IS hours of solo courses that students need to Featherheads rejoice I The sons of Geronimo have re- Around this time each semes- lab work a week, if that's what it take. Lets stick 'em with some ter, I begin to realize that I get takes to pass my tough, but inter- really unimaginative courses. ported to camp, and E.A.R. Central could not be more less life-fulfilling knowledge out excited. After a depressing football season, real sports esting, human sexuality class. Stuff even Bill Buckner couldn't of most of my teachers than Bob I'm talking about the abso- screw up. fans are celebrating the return of America's true past- Dole gets miles-per hour out of lutely worthless classes. How about a "Hey lookout du- time. his right-armed forkball. For example, in the last semes- mmy 1 A train's comln'll" course. Memo to Mike Hargrove: Bill Belichick is available to Actually, the whole pitiful saga ter of my senior year at the Uni- On the other hand, that course is be a pitching coach. begins on the first day when the versity, one of my teachers in- already offered once a year on **• well-meaning instructor, we'll ta-ya-ta." sisted on scrawling Maslow's Hi- Wooster by the B.G.P.D. Congrats to the men's basketball team for defeating call our super-prof "Captain Translation: You will learn erarchy of Needs across the nationally-ranked Eastern Michigan at home Wednes- Knowledge," arrives to class nothing in this course that will be blackboard. That tired old dog of Or maybe a course that ex- day. It seems as though Falcon sports nave returned to brandishing a fist-full of syllabi. applicable to your life in any a theory gets dragged out every plains the Foxworthy pheno- their shining moments. Students fill the room, eager to way, shape or form. So write year - about the time TA's get menon. If you only have one bit, learn. You can feel the energy your papers, I'll grade your tests bogged down with their thesis ride on the back of pent-up racist *** humor, and suck ... you might be We here at E.A.R. couldn't be happier that Phil Gramm bursting at the seams. If you're and let's both get out of this with statements... or whatever. on the top floor of Rodgers, you minimal effort. I'm sure Abraham is a wonder- Jeff Foxworthy. If we wait a year decided to drop out of the presidential race. Now... if we might smell the educational Now, don't get me wrong. I be- ful guy. And I've got no problem or two, we could probably get could only lose the rest of the Newt Gingrich wanna-bes, energy. Or maybe that's just lieve it's good to lay out goals and with his pyramid. But I learn that Foxworthy himself for the price life would be perfect. someone trying to burn away rules before you embark on any- theory at least twice a semester. of a pick-up and a case of Pabst • ** their headache. thing - whether it's a new busi- Why cant the teacher ask the Blue Ribbon. Okay, E.A.R. wants to know what's up with the 80s But no matter. My point is at ness, a new class or anonymous class if we already understand Dare to dream. the beginning of the semester compilations. We don't understand why everyone is ob- mall-bombing. One could argue the theory and move on to mate- Now, I'm not saying that col- everyone is ... words fail me ... sessed with a decade that embodied greed, self- that if I had better goals and rial not covered in the text? lege is an awful, blood curdling importance and dysfunctionalism. "really psyched" for classes to stricter rules governing my col- Because that takes extra work experience. I mean, hey, where begin. *** umns I might actually have and talent that many "Human- else can you get hopped up on gin Then, for reasons I'll never coherent copy in this computer Book" professors either don't And while we're complaing about commercials, what completely understand. Captain five nights a week, go home, before 11:30 p.m. on Thursday have or are unwilling to give. study and have people tell you is the deal with this "Many faces of SPAM" stuff? Who K eats up the entire first class by evening. Who's qualified to judge that you're "doing a good job?" | on earth would even want to put SPAM in tacos and stir reading the course schedule fry? And why is the jingle lady saying "it's good" at the But if you're going to set aca- whether a prof is a "winner" or Well, upper-level University aloud, thereby killing the energy demic aspirations, don't you merely a "talking text?" management doesn't count. end? Do they really think were dumb enough to believe and giving the entire student think students should have some One word: Rambo. Just kid- this, much less try it? body a head-poundin' doosie. hope of quantifying their prog- ding. I'm just thinking that the expe- **• I could be slightly out of line, ress? Really one word: students. Put rience could be made more Reality check: When the signs on the barriers on Ridge but If you're asking students to Don't get me wrong. Every se- more weight on student evalua- meaningful with better profes- Street say "DO NOT ENTER," the translation isn't that it read chapters one and two for mester I come across one or two tions. Think of it this way: If you sors. means everyone except you. Ifs the only street on cam- Monday, you should assume pu- magnificent professors that own a restaurant and 90 percent Together, we can do it - one pus we can walk on without worrying about being pils possess the basic phonic teach a couple of superb classes. of your customers think your Foxworthy at a time. plowed over by the shuttle bus or run over by someone skills necessary to read the usual Unfortunately, I usually take burgers taste like rancid squir- trying out for the Indianapolis 500. We'd like to keep it flooey spouted out on the average around IS hours. That leaves me rel, then, chances are, you need Joe Peiffer is the Friday col- that way. syllabus. with about nine hours of com- some new beef. umnist for The BG News. He's "This course will significantly pletely useless deadweight - Same thing holds with teach- goin' to the Gras tonight. See you increase each student's aware- costing me over $1,200 a se- ing. If 90 percent of your stu- there. Questions, comments and ness of and knowledge about the- mester. dents think you teach like Hot N* concerns can be sent to jpei- oretical perspective ... ya-ta-ya- And I'm not talking about Now makes a hamburg, it's time ffe®bgnet. bgsu. edu. The BG News Found ir\4kebrw| archives I One cf-faz reefed recrou+W "A Commitment to Excellence" parnphlefe fbr-fhe Uriwersxty.

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Darren Liderbach Penny Brown Copy editor Editorial writer J^s Leah Barnum Michelle Bracken Colleen Casey Alianna Dias ALF calling Dan Journey much'more Ed Dowling Brian Gallalin than just a trip Chad Gamby Malt Gannon BG is not Cletis Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl I would like to thank you and Kevin Ralhge Ed Reed In this Monday's edition of The the staff at The News for the Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec BG News, Dan Ga/fney gave us wonderful article printed on Feb. another hard edged and witty sat- 14 concerning the Journey of ire on contemporary life. you, a college press, have the au- contradiction by actually think- Hope. This is much more than Copyright© 1996 by The IK. News. Reprinting of Again he chose the trite and dacity to say that you are cover- ing of modeling only supports my any material in this publication whitout the permission of just a bike trip across the coun- mundane tone of a sexist, macho- ing this campus to a level of ex- conclusion that not only Gaffney try. The B(i News is strictly prohibited. cellence. The Itt i News is an independent student voice freak who has nothing else to can't write original and half-way founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic write about except his own male After six months of columns decent satire, but your pub- The Journey of Hope is about year and Wednesday's in the summer. insecurity. that made the screen writing for lication is so bent on being people. Members of Pi Kappa Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those After all, nude models have ALF look like hard hitting satire, middle of the road you no longer Phi, people in communities all of the student body, faculty or University administration. been a feature of art from the I have come to the conclusion have any Idea what is going oa across the country, as well as Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not beginning of our existence. that you believe this Joe Peiffer several corporations give time necessarily those of The Hd News. But it was not the subject mat- wanna-be actually hits home. All I'm asking for is a column and money to support PUSH Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 ter that offended me, it was in- Well, you'd be right if there that doesn't have to resort Itself America. words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone stead the weak use of satire were more of us named Cletis to childish and lame attacks on number and University affiliation, if any. The BU News blended with a lack of intel- and Delroy. women just ot get the conserva- reserves the right to edit any and all letters. I feel honored to have the ligence which made me ask one tive side of this campus chuck- The IK; News encourages its readers to notify the chance to bike across the country paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. question: Do you at The BG News This last article seemed to be a ling In the morning. and represent all of these people read his articles before you print cop out for the rest of Gaf fney's and the University, thanks to my them? In other words. Instead of let- 210 West Hall closed-minded and re-written corporate sponsor HomeCARE of His amateur attempt at writing dribble. ting Gaffney write about women Michigan. Because of the Bowling Green State University a column must be your standard and art, tell him to write about extraordinary efforts of so many, Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 because this is not the first time I With such great transitions as things he knows. we are able to benefit people with bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu have read one of his columns and BUTT-RUBS and nude modeling severe disabilities. asked the proceeding question. is easy (of cours Dan's a stud and Edward Atlee Gore Over and over again he has can do anything any other white Senior Jim Vassal lo lamely put down women and yet male can do) then end it with a Creative Writing PI Kappa Phi i State * Friday, February 16, 1996 page three Fun times Subzero weather causes eagles to fly south or die

The Associated Press County city, about 35 miles east in the Lake Erie marsh regional of Toledo. between Toledo and Sandusky, PORT CLINTON, Onto - Bald "I don't think it's anything to the heart of the state's eagle pop- eagles are pretty smart birds. be alarmed about," Tori said. ulation. Some of the birds could Some eagles found Ohio's win- The eagle has been endangered be from Panada or other states. ter too cold for their liking, so or threatened in the lower 48 Eagles are hardy birds. Given they headed south, wildlife offi- states primarily because of pes- an ample food source, they don't cials said Thursday. ticides and pollution. But the bird travel far from their nests, espe- In this year's midwinter tally is making a comeback, especially cially as they grow older. of eagles, the Ohio Department in Ohio, which has had an eagle of Natural Resources counted 71 breeding program since 1979. However, if water freezes, cut- birds, the lowest number in re- "The bald eagle has basically ting them off from fish, they cent years. Last year, it counted been coming back like gangbus- move on. Younger birds might 98 eagles - a record. The year ters the last IS years," said Bob opt for Florida Older ones fly to before, the number was 76. Lehman, a federal research bio- the closest place they can find The reason for this year's drop: logist. open water, perhaps Tennessee frigid weather. Temperatures In 1963. there were only 417 or another nearby state. have dipped below zero several pairs of eagles nesting in the times in the last two months. An- lower 48 states. By 1990, the Each state In the continental other blast of cold air is headed number had risen to 3,020. In U.S. conducts a midwinter sur- into the region this week. 1994, it was 4,452. vey. Many states, including Onto, The eagle, the national bird, is An animal that is considered also count nesting pairs in the a threatened species in Ohio. The endangered could become ex- spring and summer. cold weather probably has not tinct if action is not taken to save Numbers are reported to the killed any of the birds, said Gildo the species. The designations of U.S. Department of Interior's Tori, supervisor of the Crane endangered and threatened each National Biological Service In Creek Wildlife Research Station. protect an animal from hunters. Boise, Idaho, to help federal offi- The station, which conducted the In Ohio, many of the eagles cials keep track of migration survey, is near this Ottawa counted this year were observed trends and overall population. Ohio militia member indicted The Associated Press Hill and said Frazeysburg Sgt. signaling. After determining that Matt May shot HIU without warn- Mam's California driver's li- CAMBRIDGE, Ohio - A mem- ing. May was cleared in the cense had expired, Fulton asked ber of Ohio's unorganized militia shooting. Martz to get into his cruiser. SUMN Shea/The AiMCUled Preti was indicted Thursday on char- Martz, formerly of Torrance, The patrol said Martz then Michelle Zlegelhofer, 3, enjoys her lunch at Midway express, a restaurant serving exclusively car- ges of assaulting a police officer Calif., originally was charged tried to get Fulton's gun and nival food In Canton, Ohio. and carrying a concealed with felonious assault and as- struggled with him, at one point weapon. sault. wrapping both arms around the A Guernsey County grand jury Trooper William Fulton said he trooper. indicted Larry Martz, who is ac- pulled Martz over on Interstate Martz was being held on cused of attacking a State High- 77 for changing lanes without $100,000 bond. Court upholds suspensions way Patrol trooper during a traf- fic stop Jan. 29 near this east- central Ohio city. The Associated Press The case dealt with Douglas "The court recognizes that the Martz, S3, of HartviUe, has said DELTA GAMMA'S Wait, who was a passenger in a state has a legitimate interest in police were targeting him be- AKRON, Ohio - A state appeals car stopped for speeding in Ak- promoting highway safety and cause he was a witness to the court has upheld driver's license ron last year. An officer smelled discouraging drug abuse," she shooting death of another militia suspensions for people convicted marijuana and did a search, and said. "However, by choosing to member last summer. MEXICAN MIXER of minor drug offenses. Wait was charged with posses- treat possession of small A police sergeant on June 28 COME DINE WITH THE DG'S AT OUR FAJITA FIESTA sion. amounts of marijuana as a minor shot and killed Michael HiU, a mi- The 9th Ohio District Court of He appealed the automatic six- misdemeanor...the legislature litia chaplain, during a traffic Appeals' decision released month suspension of his driver's made a policy statement." stop in Muskingum County. Wednesday overturned a lower license. Akron Municipal Judge The appeals court, in a decision Martz was riding in a car behind court ruling that it was unconsti- Elinore Marsh Stormer ruled last written by Judge Daniel Quillin, OPEN HOUSE tutional to suspend a license for a March that the suspension was disagreed, ruling that the pun- minor drug conviction. disproportionate to the crime. ishment was appropriate. 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Montclair • Misty 24 MILLION State page four The HO News Friday, February 16,1996 Teachers say pledge will help learning Jury indicts exporter Thomas J. Sheerin The Associated Press for illegally shipping CLEVELAND - A veteran teacher says a parent's promise to require class attendance and machinery to Libya completed homework can make education work. The Associated Press placement parts for concrete "Learning begins at home," plants. Assistant U.S. Attorney said Sidney Beuliah, who teaches CLEVELAND - A federal James C Lynch said Wednes- health and physical education at grand jury has indicted a day. Whitney Young Middle School. German exporter on charges He said the company con- Parents watching their young- of Illegally shipping machine tinued selling Korelski re- sters' school work represents a parts to Libya. placement parts, which were "continuation of the teacher's The indictment returned used to build Libya's Great effort in school," Beuliah said Wednesday charged Helmut Man-Made River project, a Wednesday as parents pledged to Korelskl and Doornbos 1,250-mile irrigation pipeline require good school habits by Gmbh., a company in Solingen, to carry water from beneath their children. Germany, of violating a 1986 the Sahara Desert. If parents create proper study U.S. presidential order prohi- habits, "That would help us tre- biting the export of most Lynch would not Identify the mendously," said Beuliah, who goods to Libya because of Warren company but said has taught for 13 years. support for terrorism. Korelskl's transactions in- Beuliah, who is black, said the Korelski, the manager of volved millions of dollars. He problem of parent oversight is Doornbos Gmbh., was charged said Korelski was arrested in worse In the black community with sending machine parts Buffalo last summer and has because of the number of absent from Ohio to the Netherlands been free since then on fathers. $250,000 bond. The AiMcUtcd PreM and Germany and then to Li- "We have a tremendous prob- bya The indictment said the Korelski could not be lem in the black community with Parents look ou as they consider the promise to require the children to attend class and complete homework. shipments occurred in 1991 reached for comment. There young men having no fathers in and 1994. are no phone listings under the home," he said were available, 45 parents took Whitney Young that sometimes need to do it," she said. The parts built by a com- that name in the Buffalo or "It seems like the parents who the pledge at the 870-student parents must be reminded about The ultimate goal of the pledge pany in Warren were re- Warren areas. need to come to school do not. Thomas Jefferson Middle School, their duties. program is to improve student The kids who are failing, we SO to 75 did so at the 900-student "This parent pledge is some- performance on state-mandated never see those parents, only the A.B. Hart Middle School and 75 thing we all know about but I proficiency tests. ones who are doing good. We see were at the 480-student Whitney think it's something we need to those parents." Young. be reminded: That we need to A federal judge placed the Police capture The pledges were admin- Parents were asked to take the take precious time with our chil- debt-ridden district under state istered at 36 middle and high pledge during regularly sched- dren so that we can get them control last March. schools by public officials, in- uled parent-teacher meetings, ready for the proficiency tests," The pledge commits parents to cluding Cuyahoga County com- when second-quarter report escaped inmate he said require their children to do 11/2 missioners and Judges and Cleve- cards were Issued. The mid- Carolyn Mathes, a mother of hours of homework nightly, at- land City Council members. afternoon meeting hours may two youngsters in city schools, tend classes dally, go to bed at a Hundreds took the pledge in have made It difficult for work- agreed that some parents need reasonable time on school nights in Cincinnati the 74.000-student district, ing parents to attend, school off I- such a reminder. and skip television during study spokeswoman Pat Martin esti- cialssaid. "Unfortunately, you some- time. Parents also agreed to work The Associated Press city police, prison spokeswoman mated Rev. Stephen D. Sullivan, times need to tell people what with teachers and visit school Robin Knab said. While no districtwide figures school board president, said at they need to do and how they monthly. CHTLLICOTHE, Ohio - An In- mate who escaped from a prison He was being held in the city camp was captured Thursday in jail and would be returned to the Cincinnati, the prison said. prison later Thursday, she said Robert Achtermann, 31, had Boy dies, younger sister injured in fire been missing from the Ross Cor- Achtermann Is serving an rectional Camp since about 6 eight-to-15-year prison sentence The Associated Press Firefighters said they found then urged him to jump out. nited a bean bag in the bedroom, p.m. Wednesday. for felonious assault In Hamilton the body of Terrance Williams "He must have froze. The firefighters said. He was last seen working at the County. CINCINNATI - A 7-year-old Jr. near a bedroom window. His grandmother was telling him to camp's farm center, the Ohio boy who wouldn't jump from a grandparents, who are guardians jump out the window, and he Fire Lt. Mike Zimmerman said Department of Rehabilitation He arrived at the Ross Correc- second-floor window of his burn- of the boy, and his sister, Jamie didn't do it," said Fred Caliguri, he rescued Jamie from the sec- and Correction said. tional Institution on Aug. 31, ing home died In the fire and his Jones, said they tried to rescue the city's District 4 fire chief. ond floor. She was reported in Achtermann was seen walking 1988, and was transferred to the 4-year-old sister was injured, Terrance from the burning bed- The boy started the fire when critical condition Thursday at down a street in Cincinnati and nearby minimum-security camp firefighters said Thursday. room late Wednesday night and he got a cigarette lighter and ig- Shriners Burns Institute. was arrested at about 11 am. by on April 7,1992. Ritchie found guilty in Dayton child murder

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i. m Nation > Friday, February 16,1996 page five Judge questions jurors in Kevorkian case Runaway freight Trial concerning doctor-assisted train injures nine, suicide avoiding religious matters destroys building Margaret Taut said 44 rail cars and six loco- ■tans. Men The Associated Press motives derailed, including The Associated Press cars and engines that were ST. PAUL, Minn. - A run- knocked off the tracks by the PONTIAC, Mich. - The as- away freight train traveling oncoming train. sisted-suiclde trial of Dr. Jack up to 50 mph slammed into a Cars were twisted in every Kevorkian opened Thursday with railroad office building, injur- direction, some upside down, a judge questioning the 60 pro- ing nine men, and authorities some on top of each other. The spective jurors herself to keep said today that sabotage was impact knocked the rails off the lawyers from delving into suspected. their bed and wiped out a steel such matters as religion. "There appears to have been pedestrian bridge over the Kevorkian, 67, is accused of some tampering with the train yard. aiding in the 1993 deaths of two train. As a result we have Big sheets of plywood spil- people who Inhaled carbon mon- called In the FBI," said Dick led out of railway cars like oxide In apartments he rented. Russack, a spokesman for decks of cards, and grain He was charged under Michi- Burlington Northern Santa Fe poured onto the frozen gravel gan's now-expired ban on as- in Illinois. beneath the wreckage. sisted suicide, which carries up Russack declined to elab- Cleanup crews were siphoning to four years in prison. orate on why sabotage was dlesel fuel out of the tanks and Circuit Judge Jessica Cooper suspected. questioned the Jury panel herself off the ground. The Burlington Northern "It's amazing there was not after a few days of wrangling train, carrying lumber, grain any explosion and fire. That's over defense attorney Geoffrey and other cargo, originated in a miracle," said Mike McDon- Fleger'a bid to ask prospective Minneapolis and was bound ough, a Canadian Pacific elec- jurors such questions as "Does for Galesburg, IU., when its trician. your religion forbid suicide?" brakes failed just before mid- The train, with two locomo- Cooper said last week she night Wednesday, said Rick tives and 89 cars, hit some of would allow such questions but Ellis, a BN division superin- the six CP locomotives parked reversed herself on Monday tendent. It was approaching outside the CP office building after an appeals court ordered the freight yard of Canadian in the freight yard in south- her to explain herself. Pacific Railroad. east St. Paul. Then dozens of On Thursday, the judge told One of the injured men was cars from the BN train de- Fieger and prosecutor Gregory pinned for three hours be- railed, some slamming into the Townsend she might let them ask neath a car holding IS tons of building. some follow-up questions. grain. He was freed after res- Ellis said he could not esti- cuers dug into the frozen mate how fast the train was By midafternoon, Cooper had ground to jack up the car. dismissed four prospective jur- going, but that the average He was upgraded from speed in the area was 35 mph. ors, three men and one woman. critical to fair condition today, St Paul Fire Chief Tim Fuller The woman had told the judge suffering from hypothermia estimated that the train was she might be affected by her re- Wind chills had been below traveling 40-50 mph. ligious beliefs. zero as rescuers worked to Mike Johnson, a freight car Rkk-rd SklmWTH AiMdatH Pratt free him from the wreckage. inspector for Canadian Paci- Kevorkian has acknowledged Dr. Jack Kevorkian, right, meets with the media after arriving in the Oakland County Circuit Court None of the other injuries, fic, said he was in the lunch- taking part in 27 suicides since la Poatlac, Mich. mostly fractures and sprains, room with five others getting 1990 while pushing his cause of appeared to be life-threaten- ready for a night's work when doctor-assisted suicide for the trial for assisted suicide - in 1994 Kevorkian is accused in the 61, of Oak Brook, IU. Mrs. ing, authorities said. Five men they heard a switchman issue terminally ill. - Kevorkian was acquitted. deaths of Merian Frederick, 72, Frederick had Lou Gehrig's were treated and released. a radio warning about the run- In the only other time he stood In the cases before Cooper, of Ann Arbor and Dr. Ali Khalili, disease. Khalili had bone cancer. FBI agents were examining away train. That was about the wreckage today, Russack three to five minutes before it STABBING said. hit. "Clearly it appears the "Everybody ran out," he Continued from page three. "He started to roll, felt a sharp woke his wife, who called au- was injured. brakes failed, but in an In- said. "I didn't know what way burning pain in his chest, stood thorities, the sheriff said. Kiefer said Wednesday there vestigation one has to look at to go." He said he just bent The chief was sleeping when up and saw a knife protruding Keifer said he had no motive or had been some Inconsistencies in everything," he said. he heard a noise about 4 a.m. from his chest," Kelfer said. suspects. Nothing was taken the Wards' stories, which they Canadian Pacific officials See TRAIN, page six. Wednesday, Keifer said. Ward pulled the knife out and from the house and no one else had worked to reconcile. CHURCH DIRECTORY

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page six The IHiNews Friday, February 16,1996 Comforting Clinic witnesses tell Salvi's comments on day of shooting

Katharine Webster the clinic, turned around and fled The Associated Press outside, diving from the landing onto the sidewalk. Salvi stepped DEDHAM, Mass. - In a voice over him, and when Fairbanks "like a preacher," John C Salvi got up to run away, Salvi fired III shouted, "This is what you three shots at him, Fairbanks get! You should pray the rosary!" said. All missed. as he shot a receptionist to death In the first cross-examination at an abortion clinic, witnesses of the trial, Salvi's lawyers chal- testified Thursday. lenged the suggestion that their "Then he turned around and client had been motivated by his ran like a chicken," said David anti-abortion views, rather than Fairbanks, who was entering the by delusions of a conspiracy clinic as people were fleeing. against Roman Catholics. The Salvi, 23, of Hampton, N.H., is shootings, the defense claims, charged with murdering two re- were triggered by the murders of ceptionists and wounding five four Catholic priests in Algeria others in attacks on two abortion three days earlier. clinics on Dec. 30, 1994. His at- Prosecutors say Salvi's actions torneys admit that he did It and were the work of a man who was are planning an Insanity defense. in full control of his senses and Witnesses said he walked Into had carefully planned his crime*. an anteroom and waited to be ac- Seron said he saw Salvi picket- knowledged by receptionist Lee ing outside the clinic two to three Ann Nichols, then reached into a weeks before the shooting. Yet, Melanle Scrlvner comforts her lovebird Repeal after the bird Rural County, Kan., home. duffel bag and pulled out a gun. he conceded under cross- wit shot, and It* mate, Pete, wai killed during a burglary In her "Then he took a step to his left, examination that he did not cor- lifted his gun and shot me," said rectly Identify Salvi from mug Jane Sauer, a patient administra- shots immediately after the at- tor who was the first to be hit. tack. Sauer said she rolled herself "Is your memory better now Judge forbids enforcement of law into a ball behind a column, and than it was a year ago?" asked heard Salvi yelling "This is what defense attorney Janice Bassil, you get! You should pray the ro- suggesting Seron was motivated Wayne Woolley in effect at least until he hears time. of up to five years, will protect sary!" as he pumped 10 bullets by the $100,000 reward offered The Associated Press arguments on a lawsuit the The ACLU argued the law children from pornography. into Nichols. for information leading to the American Civil Liberties Union would violate privacy rights and Clinic security guard Richard gunman's capture. PHILADELPHIA - A federal and 19 other groups filed on Feb. strangle free speech by authoriz- The law defines indecency as Seron described Salvi's voice as Seron, who was shot in the at- judge Thursday banned the 8 - the same day President Clin- ing the government to prosecute "any comment, request, sugges- high-pitched and loud, yet "elo- tack, said he wasn't influenced government from enforcing a ton signed the Communications people even for the private mes- tion, proposal, Image or other quent" and "like a preacher." by the reward and received no new law forbidding the trans- Decency Act into law. sages they send about AIDS, communication that, in context, Seron, who exchanged gunfire money. mission of "indecent" material to At the time, the Justice De- abortion, politics and science - depicts or describes in terms with Salvi, said the gunman's minors over computer networks. partment said it would wait at any subject involving sex. patently offensive as measured eyebrows were arched, his brow Asked to point out the man who U.S. District Judge Ronald L least a week before prosecuting The Justice Department ar- by contemporary community furrowed, his mouth taut and his shot him, Seron stood slowly, ex- Buckwalter said his temporary any violators, but didn't rule out gued the law, which carries fines standards, sexual or excretory eyes unblinking. tended his left hand and pointed restraining order would remain gathering evidence in the mean- up to $250,000 and prison terms activities or organs." Fairbanks, whose friend was at his fingers like a gun at Salvi. TRAIN Continued from page five. through the floor, covering him thing you could ever Imagine be- employees. Two were on the Bur- tage of Amtrak's Sunset Limited broken track. There have been no with rubble, Johnson said, and he cause you knew you were going lington Northern train. In the desert near Hyder, Ariz., arrests. down and covered his head, and was sure everybody would have to die but then It stopped just be- Canadian Pacific spokesman about SS miles southwest of On Sunday, the Los Angeles the train stopped just 5 feet from been killed had the train not hit fore you did," he said. John Bergene said the track Is a Phoenix. Times reported that In- the room. the locomotives before plowing The injured were taken to St. main line for Burlington North- vestigators were studying The impact of the cars hitting into the building. Paul-Ramsey Medical Center. ern and Canadian Pacific trains. Federal authorities said a sa- whether a Feb. 1 train wreck in the building pushed one man "It was the most incredible Seven were Canadian Pacific Several CP trains were backed boteur removed a metal bar hold- southern California also could up because of the derailment, he ing rail sections together, pulled have been caused by sabotage. said, and officials were trying to 29 spikes from a stretch of The wreck killed two people and reroute them. Southern Pacific-owned rail and touched off a spectacular fire Last October, one person was rewired a safety mechanism that that disrupted rail and highway killed and 78 injured in the sabo- would have warned the crew of a traffic Country singer hospitalized

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spirit." Pretty simple, but simple to install Mike Savard and Jeff for the team's recent 5-1 run. more on playing the system," "In every one of [the fore- Christian Pelusl checks], the players responded doesn't describe the adjustments Herman Into the vacated posi- "To me, ifa up to us [the said defenseman Kelly Perrault. The BC News and it's helped us win some Powers has been pressed Into tions and stick to their philoso- coaches] to find a way to win and "When you play within the system, you're successful. When games," Powers said. "We're li- Falcon head coach Buddy making over the course of this phy. It's up to the players to respond Savard and Herman have takfcn and perform and they have." everyone Is on the same page, miting quality shots on net and Powers' gameplan to defeat the season. we're keeping teams In that advantage of their increased Powers' statement of how to things always work out." Illinois-Chicago Flames twice Powers has practically moon- three-goal range. It takes quality lighted as a plumber, tinkering playing time and responsibilities beat UIC also reflects BG's style. The system varies over the this weekend at game's duration. The Falcons goaltendlng and good team de- with the BG fixtures to keep the and the team has rededlcated It- The Falcons' rediscovery of the Ice Arena harrass the opposing team's at- fense to make that happen." was succinctly team running at maximum effi- self to their tough, aggressive their dogged forechecking style style of hockey. has been a key to the team's suc- tack beginning In the opponents' Mated Thurs- ciency. defensive end. The two games against UIC day. Starting goaltender Bob Petrie "Buddy's had to juggle the cess. "The credit goes to the players Powers deploys either a 1-2-2 this weekend start a four-game "They're a and right wing Mike Johnson are lineup a little bit, but the whole team has a lot of good players on because If they don't adapt to forecheck, meaning one forward homestand that ends next week- team that at the out indefinitely and possibly for In first with two forwards behind end with contests against Ohio the season with a pulled groin It and I'm sure If anyone else what you're trying to do, it drop of the to force turnovers, or a 2-1-2 or a State and Notre Dame. puck will be and broken wrist, respectively. goes down, hell find the right doesn't matter what the system is Powers planned no major re- matchups or add the right Ingre- that you're trying to put In," 2-3. In every set. Powers has ready to go and Power* been pleased In the team's per- The combined record of those we have to construction, only a tightened dient," Herman said. Powers said. formance. three teams is 22-53-11- break their pipe here and there. The plan was Powers deflected any praise "The Injuries have focused us Tides have turned for Puthoff top gun for surging Falcons Toledo, Guard works on defense to be all-around player

BG teams Steve Wlldman Jeremy Yohe The BG News "She wants to be The BC News Every team has a player that good player, but In the first meeting this year they can count on, a player that moreover she between Bowling Green and Is looked to In clutch situations. Toledo, the Rockets were the On the Bowling Green women's wants her team to team to beat In the Mid-American basketball team, that player is be a good team." Conference winning their first Sara Puthoff. seven league games. Puthoff Is one of the reasons Since then, UT has struggled the Falcons are making a run to Jaci Clark finish In the top four places in on the road losing at Central basketball coach Michigan and Akron. After a win the Mid-American Conference. over Ball St. the Rockets then A finish of fourth-place or bet- lost to Kent at home. ter will give Bowling Green the daughter moving Into the start- Now at 10-3 In the MAC, Toledo opportunity to host a first- ing sport. must come to Anderson Arena round game in the MAC tour- "It was a surprise to see her and face a stronger Falcon team nament. MAC opponents are starting as a freshman. I don't that lost at Savage Hall 84-81. not taken surprised by Puthoff, think that many parents expect "We are playing better than we she Is the sixth highest scorer that," Ron Puthoff said. wire when we went up there," in the MAC, and many teams Puthoff is averging 16.8 a said BG head coach Jaci Clark. have set out to shut her down. game. She Is ranked second in 'That game proved to us that we "Everybody knows about the MAC in three-point shoot- could play and we have been Sara and that puts a lot of pres- ing with 2.3 treys a game. playing pretty well since then. sure on her to get the Job Her three-point field goal per- "Our offense Is more con- done," head coach Jaci Clark centage is the third best In the sistent and more confident and said. "We have to work hard to MAC at .421. She gives all the we proved that we could play de- get her open. But when we do, credit for her success to her fense on a game by game basis." we usually score." teammates. '• After winning three in a row, Puthoff started last year as a "They do a good job getting BG is now 8-5 in the MAC and has freshman when the Falcons me the ball. They set up indeed been performing better moved Into their MAC sched- screens and they deserve all of with the ball. Junior Michelle ule. Her efforts garnished her the credit for my success," Terry paced the Falcons In the MAC Freshman of the Year Puthoff said win at Eastern Michigan setting a honors. Clark says it was due to If there has been one area school record going 11-11 from hard work. that Puthoff has had to work on the field surpassing Lori Alber's "She really loves the game. It has been her defense. As a 12-13 shooting against Cincinnati She'll put her time in, either on freshman Puthoff was having a during the 92-93 season. the court or In the weight problem shuting down the op- room," Clark said "She wants ponent. This season has been to be a good player, but more- Improvement on Puthoffs de- "One of our goals was over she wants her team to be a fense. A Improvement that is good team." backed up by her teammates. to be seeded at the Starting as a freshman Is not "I got beat a lot last year. tournament so we a chance that many atheletes That made me want to work face in their college careers. It harder this year," Puthoff said. know what we need came as a surprise to Puthoff. "I play with a lot more confi- to do to be seeded." "I had no Idea that I would be dence. I know that If the player starting as a freshman. If s un- gets around me, my teammates believable ," Puthoff said. are there to back me up." Michelle Terry "You come In as a freshman "Her defense has come along junior center and expect to play a little, so I a lot. That is just one way that was shocked with the start." Sara is an example on the "As a freshman she sur- court," Clark said "She has And Terry points to the fact prised a lot a people that she changed, she wants to play that the team Is focused on get- could be so consistent In scor- tough defense and she has ting a seed in the tournament as ing. It takes a little while for worked on that" When Puthoff one of the keys to the teams con- kids to become so consistent. came to Bowling Green she sistent play. Sara doesn't have that prob- didn't feel alone Puthoff has "Everybody Is clicking now." lem, and that is her strength," spent six years playing with she said. "One of our goals was to Clark said. sophmore guard, Brooke Bel- be seeded at the tournament so Parents are known to have cher and freshman center we know what we need to do to be SUn WlldmaVTi. BG Ne« high expectations for their Jackl Raterman. The three seeded." Bowling Green's, Sara Puthoff, drives the baseline in a game against Central Michigan earlier In children, but Ron Puthoff was See GUARD, page nine. ' Terry scored 23 for the night the year. just aa surprised as his along with three other starters , hitting double digits. :' "Michelle had a great game :.and we talked about that all ! year," Clark said. "If our inside : game gets going It really helps BG hopes Ninkovic can be factor at UT ; our outside game and we have ) four legltamlte scorers on a con- ter since the death of Daniels' ; alstent basis and Bridget [An- Scott Brown tutes the most by a Falcon in one brother last week in Dayton. '

page eight The H( i News Friday, February 16,1996 Swimmers collide at Track has BG women, men netters eyes on first Mid-American meet at All-Ohio 200-meter backstroke event. both take to the road SWIMMING Senior Jenifer O'Rourke also had 4E a good day, taking first while tournament posting her season best time in Falcons hope to rebound after last week's split Blake Parkins the 100-meter backstroke. The BC News Bowling Green swimming Piul Markoff both number one singles and tournament with Mikalajewski TRACK coach Randy Julian was pleased The BC News doubles." leading the way. Mikalajewski, This week, the Bowling Green with the team's performance and The Falcons will travel to the Falcons' top singles player,

Alex Sprague continues to be T. II plagued by back problems, and 'Have YOU Been Using will be out this weekend. Sprague should be ready for the MAC Championships next weekend. Some athletes won't be compet- The Coupons In The BGSU i*r ing In all of their usual events. Most notably, distance runner FREE! Tim Arndt will only run in the 800, not the mile as he usually Student Directory Yellow Pages?!"»W does. NJrla/Wk: The Falcon men are resting their hopes on the shoulders of three athletes. Freshman, Rah'- Sheen Clay will try to win his second 400 in two weeks. Arndt is WE DELIVER expected to win his only event of the week, the 800. Perhaps the GRADUATE STUDENT most certain out of the three, is pole vaulter Brian Downey. 354-3100 Week in and week out, Downey seems to always be at the top of 1616E. woosterst. SEMINAR the results. The women expect to have Bowling Green, OH Ohio Suite, University Union most of their success in the track portion of the contest. The pros- HOURS: pect of a sweep looms in the Conducting the Job Search 5,000, with Kristen Gaddis, Su- Monday-Thursday 4 pm • 1 am zanne Isco, and Missy Lyne. Friday & Saturday 11 am - 3 am Tuesday, February 20,1996 Gaddis, Hall, Lyne and Isco are Sunday 12 Noon -11 pm 5:30 - 7:00 prn ranked one through four in the MAC Speakers: The 3,000 will also be dominat- Dr. Louis Katzner, Dean, Graduate College ed by the orange and brown. Jun- Ohio's Flavorite Neighbor Dr. Mark Graves, English ior Laura Hall and senior Traci Choose (rom our many FREE flavored crusts! Dr. Tom Hughes, History Losl are ranked sixth and eighth Original • Garlic • Butter • Poppvseed • Buttercheese • Sesame • Rye • Ca|un respectively In the MAC. Fresh- man Jodl Rafferty remains un- defeated in the high jump. She is OPEN LATE ON WEEKENDS The Interview Process ranked third in the MAC with a |" ■• Build Your Own «■ ■» i «— Build Your Own - —■ Wednesday, February 21,1996 mark of five feet, six and a half inches. HUNGRY HOWIE'S HUNGRY HOWIE'S 5:30 - 7:00 pm The women, for the most part, j 1 Medium Pizza j 1 Large Pizza Speakers: are healthy. Sophomore Kristen I With Many Delicious Items! I With Many Delicious Items! I Inman wont run the hurdles. JoAnn Kroll, Career Services Laura Hall has a slight hip prob- $fi98e.p $ Dr. Janice Black, Career & Technology lem, but that won't stop her from %0 22996 I 8 2/29/96 | Education competing. ■ Addiiionai PIZISS S6.00 each Aaoibonal Pizzas S7.00 each The competition will be held at J Fie« Dtmery On Tn« Coupon Special Free Deli any Cn This Coipon Special " Sponsored by Career Services and the French Fleldhouse on the CnooM as many itema is you warn. Choose as many Mms as you mm: | Graduate Student Senate campus of Ohio State University. wny. no dcuOH items a sorv no oouoie nems Field events start at 10:00 a.m. J Track events begin at 10:30. T I, Sports

Friday, February 16, 1996 The B(, News page nine GUARD Continued from page wven. ly helped me out a lot. Being a Morrison faces uncertain future sophmore I look up to her and atheletes played togother in Troy Bridget [Andrews]. They have Kelly Kurt in the Amatuer Athletic Union. really helped me on and off the The Associated Press Their team went to nationals two court." Puthoff is not a "in your times. Jack! Raterman has seen a face" kind of leader. Her role is TULSA, Okla. -- Tommy change from the player that she to lead by example. Two reserve Morrison's voice quivered and played with in the AAU. players, Bridget Andrews and his face Hushed. Never did he "She Is playing with a lot more Candy Day recognize that think this could happen to him. poise and her passing has im- leadership skill. "I honestly believed I had a proved," Raterman said. "She is "She is a good leader. She better chance of winning the a lot of fun to play with. Sara was doesnt have to yell at us," An; lottery than contracting this one of the reasons that I decided drews said. "She just goes out disease," he said. "I've never to come here to play." and performs, she knows her job been so wrong in my life." In situations where the Falcons and we know ours. She is just On Thursday, a second test are behind or need a three- great to play with" confirmed that he did, indeed, pointer to pull away, Puthoff is "She is great to play basketball have the virus that causes usually the player they look to. with She leads on the court," AIDS. That pressure could be too much Day said. "If I have the ball in- "I'm here to tell you I for many athletes but Puthoff side and I'm double covered, I thought that I was bulletproof, takes it in stride. look to Sara to dish it back out to. and I'm not," Morrison said. "I love it. It shows me that my I just have so much confidence in He described a life of prom- teammates have a lot of confi- her shot" iscuous sex and how he was ig- dence in me and they will give The Falcons are a young team. norant about the way AIDS is me the ball at that crucial time. Three sophmores, Brooke Bel- transmitted. He also said, That means a lot to me," Puthoff cher, Charlotta Jones, and Sara however, he believes he could said. Puthoff are starting. Chrissy Bll- have contracted the virus llter is a starter as a freshman. through bloody bouts in the Chrlssy Bllllter has been Michelle Terry is the upper- ring. having a great season. Bllllter classman of the starters as a jun- "I dont know how I got it and gives some of the credit for her ior. All five will be back next it's really not important," he success and that of the team's to season. said at a news conference. Puthoff. "She adds great depth. "We should be even better next Morrison entered the news . She Is not just a scorer. She can year. We have all five starters conference composed and con- rebound and she can play de- coming back and we have the nu- fident, the same air he took fense. She is the complete pack- cleas of being a great team," into the ring. But his face red- age," Billiter said. "She has real- Puthoff said. dened and his voice cracked as he spoke of an uncertain future TIDES and expressed concern for his family and for women with Continued from page seven. BG defensively. Smith dished out whom he had relations. 16 assists along with her 12 "I hope I can serve as a the Eagles. points. _ warning that living this life- "We shot great last game and Sara Puthoff led BG's scoring style can only lead to one we are still rebounding well so with 26 hitting four 3-pointers. thing," he said. "And that's we are working on the defensive misery." side of the boards." Clark said. "Everybody realizes how im- The 27-year-old from Jay, UT's, Mimi Olson leads the portant it is to play at home," she Okla, learned he tested posi- MAC in scoring at 19.8 ppg, but said. "If you look at the standings tive for HIV Just before Satur- the Falcons kept her in check and at the records you are going day's scheduled Las Vegas only allowing her 17 points on to bet on someone at home. At fight against Arthur Weathers. 6-14 shooting from the floor. It home teams have some good re- Morrison said he had no symp- was the Rocket's 5-2 point guard. cords and that is where everyone toms and had received no no- David Longarr«lh/Thc Aiaecuacd Prt.i Heather Smith that broke down wants to be." tice from previous sex part- Heavyweight boxer, Tommy Morrison answers questions at a news conference In Tulsa, Okl. Thurs- ners to indicate he might have day afternoon. the disease. He spent the past week call- The announcement of Morr- exchanged there is a risk of As far as requiring AIDS Playbo, ing former sparring partners ison's positive test Monday transmission, she said. CDC testing for boxers, the CDC en- and sexual partners, encourag- prompted boxing officials na- studies of the NFL show the courages any precautions and Centerfo. ing them to take an HIV test. tionwide to call for mandatory risk in that sport is extremely education that could help re- So far, none of them, including HIV testing. But the national low. duce the risk, Ms. Bonds said. his girlfriend, have turned up Centers for Disease Control While boxers are more likely Adult Video positive, he said. have received no reports of to be bloodied during competi- "We feel the risk is low, but Starlet "My prayers go out to them HIV transmission through ath- tion, "it would take quantity we need to make that risk even nightly and their families that letics, spokeswoman Michele and duration" of exposure to lower," she said. somehow everything will be Bonds said. the virus for possible trans- Morrison said he endorsed LEN" OK," Morrison said. But anytime bodily fluids are mission, she said. mandatory HIV testing. NCFN tVb £6 37 28

Toledo star comes out of shadow Are Yo .y 101? Rusty Miller centage (fourth, .831), assists This year, despite creeping up game lead in the MAC - and it rhe Associated Press (fifth, 4.0), steals (second, 2.3) on 2,000 points for his career and has standouts like Brian Tolbert, test Today at 6pm and 3-point percentage (fifth, playing on a successful team, Earl Boy kins and Theron Wilson. A He's probably the best player .457). Thames still gets lost in the shuf- "It's something I've had to deal _ Always Open you've never seen. Although opposing coaches fle. Bonzl Wells, although only a with," Thames said. "It's the ™ Cralg Thames, Toledo's multi- rave about him and fans love to sophomore, is having a monster same way it was In high school. j UrtfJI 4am every Thur, Frl talented guard, has spent his en- watch the 5-foot-ll senior, there year for second-place Ball State Some players were really touted tire basketball career in the always seems to be someone else Eastern Michigan is ranked 23rd and got a lot of attention, while I ^ U/et Panty Reuue background. Others - some not who is the focal point. in the country and owns a two- stood in the shadows. Sunday Fet> 18th as good - have received standing Although he was a good player ovations. at Toledo's Waite High School, "I watch other guards around lesser talents with more success- the country on TV," Thames said. ful programs grabbed all the MID \M M \\OK 135 S Byrno fld • Toledo* 531-0079* Mlp-.WwwW.showgirl.com "I'm doing things on the court as headlines. much as they are and they're get- Because of poor test scores, his • NOW RENTING* Ail M'l> AI'I> Al'l> \l'l> Ai AL'I> \1 AL'I> ASP ting more publicity. Sometimes I hometown university was one of think I get overlooked a little bit the few Division I programs that Choose from choice apartments within walking because I'm in a location that remained interested in him. Alpha Sigma Phi doesn't get much exposure. But distance lo campus Summer 1 W(> and school year that's something that happens in He waa first-team All-MAC last 1996-1997. college basketball. I just try to go season but was eclipsed by three- Winter Wedding time conference player of the out every day and try to prove to 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heal February 17,1996 A* people what kind of game I've year Gary Trent, dreadlocked got." Miami forward Devin Davis or and water included, air conditioning By whatever yardstick you even hard-working Steve Payne want to use, Thames is terrific. of MAC tournament champion 641 Third St. Apt. 4, !>.<;. Resident Manager 352-43X0 AZ Coming into this week, he is Ball State. listed among the top 10 In the Mid-American Conference in J8s 5a scoring (second, 21.3 ppg), field Groom: Bride; * *^ goal percentage (ninth, .493), Ryan Honeyman Jen Hykes 3-point field goals (tie for sixth, JOHN NEWL0VE REAL ESTATE WeddintT Party: 2.1 per game), free-throw per- Greg Lesinski Liberty Miller SUMMER & FALL RENTALS Dave Kreienkamp Kristen Schmenk Steve Crosby Cindy Crawford DINNER SPECIALS (Too many to list) Witnesses: FHIUAV SATURDAY SUNDAY Brian Perry Debbie Webster Eric Hopkins Heather Schaffer CERTIFIED ANGUS Matt Dobransky RamonaAskins PRIME RIB »I4« Nate Bickel Mandy Grodi Large assortment of Mike Pheifer Dedra GoldHoff POACHED STERLING SALMON »vt Houses, Duplexes, and Jason Anderson Christine Bonin BROILED LAMB CHOPS > i s« Mark Keller Shay Roseman ■■■■•>•■■ •■Jt t^ Apartments Paul Adelsperger Jenny Ward GRILLED SWORDFISH MJ.«I Blake Parkins Maureen Tooke STUFFED FLOUNDER IMM iH"ii(iimiiiii.iiiiiii> Marc Palmer Kim Huesman CRAB IMPERIAL'iv« Jason Vincent Anne Marie Mayer Bret Perry Molly McCullen SURF s TURF »i9* Stop in to 319 E. Wooster for a brochure of Tom Hollender Gigi Lammie Mike Beats Mike Tyson complete details and speak with our friendly staff! TimKarlen Marcia Clark Jason Butler Tommy Boy Tim Swann Rosie Palms Jason Carl Julie Kramer 354-2260 Bob Radwan Andrea Cervantes Brian Sinclair Nicole Gutowski John Newlove Real Estate 319 E. Wooster OID'SMOM (across from Taco Bell) FLIPPY 146 North Main Bowling Green \L'i> Al'l' \!'l> \L«1' ,\l-l> \L'I> M'l' M"l> Ai'l> \i'|i t Classifieds page ten Friday, February 16, 1996

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Billy Joel claims before he got together with Christie Brinkley he was only dating Elle MacPherson. Sorry about your luck, Billy... Page three.

Cocktails with...September from Easystreet. BG's fa- vorite waitress tetts tales of rude customers and peeing *Then turn it up, man! principals • I il ■■ I ■!!>■■ I Page 2 • Weekend Reality • February 16, 1996

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Piano Man revisited: Billy Joel speaks to the masses at the Univer- sity of Notre Dame, and WR is there for you. By Jack Buehrer.

Dinner and a Spanking: The truth, the whole truth and nothing but with Rocket From the Crypt. Well, maybe not... By Aaron Weisbrod.

Cocktails with:September, BG's favorite waitstaffer from Easystreet Cafe. By Larry Hannan

Adviser Jay Young Editor ]oe Boyle Senior Writer joe Peiffer AP Photo Executive Writer ]im Vickers Former NFL star and NBC telecaster O J. Simpson, right, was charged with a double-murder last Major Writer Ryan Honeyman year. He was acquitted in several hours. Simpson will not be attending Mardi Gras with Joe Peiffer. Not a Writer Robt. Dinsdale Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod Featured Writer Penny Brown Staff Ace Larry Hannan Able-bodied Writer Matt Pierce Welcome to Issue Four! This is our special music issue, and we stay reasonably faithful Substantial Writer Tom Denk to the theme. We hope you enjoy Matt Pierce's analysis of the striking similarities be- Enforcer Bud Hamilton tween the Beastie Boys and the Beatles, Aaron Weisbrod's interview with Rocket From Serious Writer Aaron Epple the Crypt Photo Editor Swampy, The Black Swamp Monster Also featured is a review of The Citizen, showing this week on campus, and Cock- Copy Editor Carolinne Shaffer Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln tails with September, THE waitress from Easystreet. Copy Editor Penny Brown We're still waiting for some reader response. There are factions at work to kill Production Alianna Dias Swampy, WR's mascot. He needs your help in his hour of need, so please write to us at Production Cathy Raidl 210 West Hall or drop an E-mail to [email protected], or [email protected]. Production Leah Barnum I ^X•:^<:^'^•:^^•^«^.^^^^^^X^•:v:v^.•A•^.^v:^•:•A♦/^y.vi^l^tfl ;■'.'.. ,•-..■,-.'-'. .";■;': .- .- ■ . SOBS Page 3 • Weekend Reality • February 16, 1996 P/ano Man marks tour return In 1994, Billy Joel Elle MacPherson for about a broke the collective heart of half a year before her." his legions of fans around Joel also explained his the globe by announcing his philosophy on writing music unofficial "retirement" from and how the ideas come to concert touring. Now, just him. two years later, Joel is back "I never sit down and on the road again. say to myself, 'O.K. I'm going No more, however, to sit down and write a hit are his elaborate stages on song today,'" he said. " I which he and his six man write more like a novelist. All band crank out his slew of in one piece. I write whatever arena anthems to jam- comes to mind and see if I packed 30,000 seat venues. like it or not. If I don't, I take Instead, the 47 year old Joel it out back and shoot it. I just is playing to various col- forget about it. Most of my leges across the nation music, I literally dream up." performing his music and Joel didn't leave the entertaining questions about crowd without playing a few his eclectic array of songs, as of his over 150 songs. well as his storied life. Equipped with a grand piano At a recent stop at along with an electric key- the University of Notre board, Joel entertained the Dame, Joel crowd with spoke freely incredible about a "A lot of people solo versions variety of of such songs subjects don't know this, as, "New ranging but Christie and I York State of from his Mind", musical "Summer, didn't start dat- tried to create a whole different Jack Buehrer is a jour- background Highland He certainly has helped way of looking at going on the mend the broken hearts of the to how he ing right away. I Falls", road. nalism major and contrib- met his ex- millions of fans who have uting writer to WR. dated Elle "Downeaster "When I'm in concert, I missed their "piano man". wife, 'Alexa'", and play the same songs every supermodel, MacPherson for his timeless night," he said during a lecture Christie classic at Princeton University. "But at Brinkley. about a half year "Piano Man" something like this [his lectures) I get different questions every "I before I met her." as well as wouldn't night. That keeps things new Howard's clubW others. and fresh. Mon-Sot 18-2:30 om have met Most "I find that in this kind her [Brinkley] if I didn't recently, Joel has put the of situation, people ask ques- know how to play the rocker in him on the shelf tions that newspapers and radio piano," Joel told the stand- and has been concentrating people don't normally ask. ing room only crowd at mostly on classical music. Sometimes I feel like Im actually Notre Dame's Stepan "For the past three helping somebody. Center. "I met her while I years, I've been listening was on vacation. I was almost exclusively to classical playing the piano in this music," he said. "That's what little bar on the island, and I've been writing lately, too. she was in the same bar. A I'm in the process of writing lot of people don't know a concerto. I'll have to get a •O this, but Christie and I better piano player to per- COMMeRCi./ f^/uSic SyMpGsium didn't start dating right form it though." Friday. R^n.„, 16 COUEGf Of MUSeCAl A»TS away. I dated [supermodel] With this tour, Joel has 2:30 p.m. Life in the Media Bra • Kobacker Had •OWUNG GrctfN STATE UNtVtSSITY

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be ux>l to work .if one of thus*.' Larry: Well, he is a swamp out of here. done by November so you can get By Larry. Hannan monster. places were you can tell off the Larry: Anything you can in for the trip. We once had two The call came when I least September: Yeah, he is. customers, be rude to them and still do to lower the cover charge w^en girls who did it in seven days. expected it. Larry- September? What get a big tip. the good Larry: 1 had just gotten the cable kind of weird ass name is that? Larry: I used to work at bands Really? restored at my house. Sure It had September: My parents McDonalds, thafs not supposed to are here? Septem- cost me and my roommates money werehippies, and 1 guess my father be one of those places, but I made it ber: Yeah, to get it restored, but we had was kind of out of it when I was into one. the must managed to gofive months born. It could have been worse, I September: Oh, I worked have without paying for anything, so I could have been named Moonbeam the third shift for three years at drank Frisch's. It was like, nothing but couldn't really complain. I was or something crazy like that. expen- about 12 now sitting up in the weehours of Larry: Did you get teased a drunks. That was so awesome, I got sive but beers a the night watchinga TNT Charlie's lotas a kid?: to kick out the whole restaurant the band day, and Angels Marathon, September. once. We had security guards, set's the some of enjoying life to the Ohyeah, my fights, I got to tell people off all the price. If s those are fullest when the nickname in time. That was fun. expen- the huge, phone rang. elementary school Larry: When you're in a sive but thick eyil bad mood if s great to have custom- "Tupac?" was "Seppie how one's ers you can take it out on. the voice asked. Lover Lips." many Larry: "Thafs Larry: How long September: Exactly. chances Did you me, sort of," 1 have you worked Larry: Got a special fella do you have any you like right now?: replied. at Easy Street?: get to unusual "If* September: I've September: Yeah I do. here experi- Larry: Tell us about him. Swampy." he said. worked here for good ences Suddenly about a year-and- September: He's the music? working I waswide awake a-half. upstairs manager here (at Easy Larry: Especially in here or at Frisch's? Street) and he's bald. and alert. If Larry: What do Bowling Green. September: 1 was at Swampy, Weekend you like about the Larry: Oh yeah, the guy September: Yeah, if 1 didn't Frisch's one night and my junior Reality's mascot job?: who looks like Michael Stipe. work here I'd pay the money to see high principal came in drunk and guru, spiritual leader and all September: The people I September: That^s him, the live music. stood in the men's bathroom with around slimy guy was calling me work with are real great. It's a fun and he's short. Larry: Have you ever his pants down and the door open at home then something important atmosphere and I like the fact that I Larry: Do you like rubbing spiked a drink? yelling at people while he was was up. can get off work and there's a bar his bald head? September: (five second peeing. You could see everything. I "We need you to step up right upstairs. Thafs convenient September: Oh yeah. pause) UK no. don't know if you'll be able to put Larry: You get a lot of and run cocktails this week," after dealing with people all day. larry: Ever wanted to with that in. Swampy said. Larry: Every time 1 come bands in here, what are some of someone you didn't like? "Cocktails? But what here you always seem to be so your favorites? September: Probably yes. Larry Hannan is Weekend about Peiffer? In all the years I'd cheerful. Is that an act or are you September: The Junction A waitress is not someone you want Reality's staff ace. He known Joe he's never missed a nuts? doesn't come here any more but to have mad at you. they're really good. Brownie Mary thinks his roommate cocktail." September: Well, I guess I Larry: The editor of "Mardi Cras," Swampy am pretty cheerful. But some day's is one of my favorites. I like the Weekend Reality is trying to get into should apologize for explained. "He's leaving for it can be an act. blues band, Eddie Burke, Blind the Hall of Foam. Do you have any Bobby Smith, the Twist-Offs are throwing out his food, and theBig Easy this week. He needs Larry: What does it take to words of wisdom for him. he's looking forward to time to get ready. be a good waitress? really good. September Get the bad So it was up to me to September: Patience, a Larry: Are their any bands one's out of the way first and get it spring training where the members are assholes come through. Luckily Swampy good sense of humor and a lot of knew just who I should talk to. His coffee. when they get off the stage? September: Oh, the Ark all-time favoritewaitr ess at the Larry: Good answer. Easy Street Cafe, September Killy. September: And cigarettes. Band is the worst. 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No sleep till... Liverpool? Beasties vermusic to a higher echelon, gaining new fans and B-BOYS MAKIN' WITH critical accolades. THE FREAK FREAK The Follow-Up: THE or: NO SLEEP WHITE ALBUM and ILL TILL...UVERPOOL? COMMUNICATION on YOU SAY YOU expand upon the previous WANNA BEASTIE album's ideas and con- REVOLUTION tinue the pattern of artis- tic excellence and huge sales. -By Matt Pierce Where Do We Go From The recent release Here?: The Beatles' post- of the Beastie Boys' 8- WHITE projects (ABBEY song, 11-minute punk EP ROAD, LET IT BE) were "AGLIO E OLIO" (see Hamburg, Germany, the and rap), both bands Po- somewhat half-assed as review) reminded me of Beasties in New York made the music accessible Visionary Breakout LP: they split apart. We have one of my favorite points punk clubs (as evidenced to suburban white kids. Both SGT. PEPPER'S yet to see a new Beastie of conjecture: the on SOME OLD They became deified by LONELY HEARTS CLUB LP since ILL in '94, but Beasties' eerie similari- BULLSH'T). Both bands their fans while they BAND and CHECK fans have been tided over ties to the Beatles. Now, replaced their original scared the hell out of their YOUR HEAD used musi- with the live ROOT before you rock purists drummer Pete Best and fans' parents. cal experimentation and DOWN start cursing and my name, punk hear me out AGLIO and check it EPs. A out—the new many as- album is pects in expected which these this year. two bands While are alike. we wait, Humble consider Beginnings: Both groups Kate Schellenbach. Transitions: The music studio excellence (thanks these so-called Beastie/ ripped through two- Overnight Sensation: matured [REVOLVER and *° producers George Beatle "coincidences." minute rock rave-ups in Taking a relatively new RUBBER SOUL, PAUL'S Martin and Mario *One Band Member seedy bars; the Beatles in black musical form (rock BOUTIQUE), leading up Caldato, Jr.) to take their . . ,. Page 7 * Weekend Reality • February 16, 1996

The Ballad of Paul Revere and Yoko? sus Beatlesof their POLLYWOG both Beastie die-hards reincarnated for the 1990s record rolling, and Mike Unimportant (Ringo, DJ and unk in the form of three STEW EP on SOME OLD P enthusiasts Hurricane) D's slurred "Good evenin' shou,d be Brooklyn brats and their BULLSH'T in '94, the pleased. The *One Into Eastern Phi- trio s ,a in is much DJ? You doubt me, but Beasties' punk roots have ' P y 8 ladies, uh, I like it losophy (George, MCA) ti tel ,han ,he I'm telling you, in 20 been on display in concert & early 'Brilliant Use of Film (A smooth," on "I Can't da s and years when 'The Beastie and on wax. While none y ' transplanted HARD DAY'S NIGHT, ra , rics work we Anthology 1" rules the of the 8 sonic grenades on P y " ™ Think Straight" is worth SABOTAGE) airwaves, my sanity will AGLIO E OLIO is up to lnis settin8 "Brand New 'Famous Wives (John and be validated. par with "Heart Attack and Yoko Ono, Ad-Rock and Man", the Beastie-core "Deal lone Skye) Beastie Boys Aglio E Olio classic that frightened With It" 'Names Start with B-E-A (EP) (Grand Royal) NBC censors during get the The Beatle spirit Since the rerelease "Saturday Night Live",

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■ LONELY 1 ARTS! 1*^2 II l^gSfe»j^MM! Matt Pierce is a . y.*+.m* -. -^K,..^ weekly writer for WR. He is neither Swampy nor Tupac Shakhannan #*"'age 8 '• tietiend Mlfi PeSrWry «,' itiS "The Citizen" given good grades The Citizen sometimes seem to be a hodge- crew who are at times forced to left begging for somethsomething to ing, half of the arranged mar- by Arthur Murphy podge of styles and periods. grapple with passages of text connect to. This happens, but riage. His hilarious monologue Joe E. Brown Theatre This is not helped by the fact that are trite, colloquial, cliche1 only after patient endurance of that contains a description of a A BGSU Theatre Review that most of the actors (with the and, alas, boring to a the first twenty minutes. scholar's family is perhaps the by James M. Brandon notable exception of Al postmodern audience. Audience patience will highlight of the show. Pierce's Arthur Murphy's Gerschutz) look like twentieth Which is not to say that pay off in this case. After the animation is at times almost farcical afterpiece. The Citizen, century students trying to walk the performance is boring. At artificial speaking style has cartoonish, a la Jim Carrey. is a largely forgotten perfor- around in eighteenth century least, not all the time. Mackey settled in, after the plot begins to The chemistry between mance text from eighteenth dress: uncomfortable and and her cast do an admirable job move, and after the actors settle Plassman and Pierce is wonder- century England. Its run on the praying to God that they don't of putting a healthy shine onto in, The Citizen begins to show ful, and their scenes together are Joe E. Brown stage marks one of trip. some of the gems that Murphy some of the life that Mackey has both funny and delightful. Here the only revivals it has received Nancy Robichaud's has written, but the rest is, at found in it. is the connection which was in the postmodern era. This lights and sound design estab- times, painful to watch. This is due, in great lacking in the early going. production provides the Bowl- lish a nice tone for the show, Consider the prologue part, to a pair of fine perfor- Other performances of note are ing Green community with the although the awkward shifting to the show. This is something mances. Andrea Plassman plays those of Mark Burnette, who opportunity to glimpse a script between live and recorded that Murphy decided (wisely, I Maria Wilding, the young plays Old Philpot, the stodgy that few have encountered. music was odd, to say the least. might add) to cut from his woman who is determined to counting house owner and Blair The designers deserve Ted Eaton's fight direction is script. Mackey has chosen to get out of the arranged marriage C. Miller as the conniving Bob special recognition. Bob solid, and the duel in the use it, and this decision forces that her father has set up in Wilding. • Hubbard's finely crafted set has prostitute's bedroom is wonder- Patti Kii •», 11 ire actress playing order to be with her true love. The Citizen plays at 8 many of the trappings of its fully amusing. the role f Muslin, to work with Plassman's endless energy, p.m. through Saturday in the eighteenth century counterpart, Barbara Mackey, the a passage of meaningless charming voice and physical Joe E. Brown Theatre, located complete with sliding shutters director and dramaturg, has dribble. animation instill the text with on the first floor of University and painted scenery, although literally pulled this piece off the Much of the pre-show something that it seemed to HaH. There is also a matinee some of the color combinations shelf. But like an old book, has this quality as well. In this lack: excitement. performance on Sunday at 2 are a bit hard on the eyes. some of the luster has faded case, the metaphorical book is Plassman's performance p.m. For tickets, call the Box Ann Kahlenberg's from this text. Some of the dust dusty, its pages cracked and is matched by that of Matt Office at 372-2719. costumes help to spice up the is difficult to wipe off. This flaking away to the merest Pierce, who plays George show visually, even though they "dust" results in a fine cast and touch. The audience member is Philpot, the other, also unwill- from CRYPT, three We want to give them a that "Living in America- basically Just for those it cheesing-out. We've good show. stuff. Misfits was about ... people. We don't go out always kind of tried to A: I've also heard rumors 1983. and encourage people to go make it a special thing that you guys have toured A: And how long has out and get these things because as it stands now with both the Misfits and Rocket From the Crypt because we want to be able we know everyone who has James Brown at times. Is been around? to keep this thing a cool, one, and we can do special this true? S: About two years. low-key thing. We don't things just for them. S:Yeah. A: Uh ... All right. even like to talk about it, Aaron Weisbrod is being A: When did these tours S: It's mind-boggling. we just want to keep it a held hostage by Weekend take place? A: And what's up with the cool, personal thine. Reality. He'd like to thank S: James Brown was not "Rocket From the Crypt A: You don't want Them to Rocket From the Crypt for too long ago, about three Tattoo Club?" show It on MTV and then spanking him and then years ago. 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