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More students Spend To Save to run for city council seats by Chris Hawley local government reporter

Two more University students announced Thursday they will seek city council seats in November bringing the number of students in the 1993 races to six. Senior liberal studies majorCarolynn Aldrichand Scott DeKatch, a junior creative writing major, announced they will run as independ- ents for the two at-large seats currently occupied by Democrats Joyce Kepke and Pearl Oppliger. They are joining First Ward candidate Sam Melendez in a coalition of independent candidates, Take A Stand. Three other University students -- Republican Second Ward candidate Shane Ostrowskl and First Ward candidates Todd Wesseler, a Democrat, and Todd Kleismit, a Republican - are also vying for council seats in November. Melendez, who resigned as vice president of the College Democrats Tuesday to "pursue other interests," said the coalition would be non- partisan and would work to fund and coordinate the three candidates' campaigns as well as prompt more students to become involved in local politics. "My goal is still the same," Melendez said. "I just found a better way to accomplish this goal. "The College Democrats just didn't cut it for [former CD president Mike Cook] and me," he said. All three candidates said the goal of uniting is to elect more students to city council and work toward redistricting the city into equally-populated wards. "We are expected to be content with the one [First Ward] ward seat, but that's no longer enough," Aldrlch said. "Every decision city the BC Ntwi/Dc>lx Hrabak council makes affects us the same way it affects permanent residents. Is it fair that 47 percent of the city is represented by one vote?" Helping to support the environment, juniors Mike Kaiser and the Union Oval. "We're doing our part to save the rainforest by Both candidates said they would work to rejuvenate the city's Chris Jadlos look through a rack of T-shirts Thursday afternoon In buying some T-shirts," Kaiser said. The sale ends at 4 p.m. today. See Students, page three. Olscamp Fertility rights denied Residents discuss says he Speaker discusses issue of forced sterilization public smoking ban by Jennifer Willis will stay by Larlssa Hrltsko chooses sterilization to have the contributing reporter student life reporter "Sterilization has been procedure because of paperwork used as a tool for and other obstacles. Link said although forced steri- Bowling Green city residents may soon be restricted from smoking until '96 Although forced sterilization trickery and deceit to lization is no longer being done in in almost all public buildings. by Julie Tagllalerro and Chris- may seem like a problem from people with physical masses, the problem is still rel- The Wood County Board of Health met Thursday evening to dis- tina Wise other times or other countries, evant. For instance. Link said cuss a possible non-smoking ordinance for the county. This would re- The BC News many American women are disabilities, crime Norplant, the new birth control gulate smoking in many public places, including retail stores, forced to give up their rights to records [as well as] method inserted in the arm, is a governmental buildings and many places of employment. modified form of forced sterili- give birth, a reproductive rights Jews, African Such a regulation would be based on ordinances that now exist in University President activist said Thursday. zation to welfare mothers who Toledo, Findlay and other cities. Paul Olscamp said in no un- Christine Link, active in Americans and Puerto are given money to use the im- "The intent of this regulation is to affirm the right of non-smokers certain terms Thursday he Planned Parenthood and the Ricans in large masses." plants. to breathe clean air and to create minimum standards for Wood is not interested in the Committee for Abortion Rights The near future will be espe- County," Wood County Health Commissioner Charles Wolford said. presidency at Michigan and Against Sterilization Abuse, Christine Link, cially harmful when more birth "Involuntary smoking is a cause of disease in healthy non-smokers." State University. spoke to about 100 people in Ko- reproductive rights activist control methods are introduced, Citing a 1992 study by the United States Environmental Protection Ols- backer Hall concerning the his- she said. Agency, Wolford said 3,700 people die each year from lung cancer camp, tory and future of forced sterili- "RU-486, the abortion pill, will due to exposure to secondhand smoke and nearly 37,000 heart disease who was zation. According to Link, however, be a source of abuse to people in deaths a year can be attributed to passive smoke. n o m i • Link said the forced steriliza- Supreme Court cases and the subgroups including women in "We would be remiss as a board to ignore a leading cause of heart natcd for tion has affected all women, es- consumer movement have prision," Link said. "Women in disease," said Kathy Baldone, president of the health board. "Se- the posi- pecially minorities and the phys- changed forced sterilization to state custody are also in jeo- condhand smoke is a very serious problem." tion by a ically and mentally disabled. some degree. pardy." Bowling Green resident Norm Heineman disagreed, saying such an Chicago- "Sterilization has been used as "The movement has enlight- ordinance would have little benefit. based a tool for trickery and deceit to ened the attitude to the treatment She said the issue is quite re- "The health department has no business doing this," Heineman consult - of women and the ability of what cent and has only been resolved said. "[The department] has limited resources. [They] shouldn't Olscamp people with physical disabilities, ing firm, crime records [as well as] Jews, can be done and what cannot be since the 1991 case Supreme divert from ensuring public health." said he African Americans and Puerto done," she said. Court v. The Johnson Control If adopted, the task of enforcing the regulation would lie mainly plans to stay at BGSU until Ricans in large masses," Link She said many women have Company when forced steriliza- with employers, according to board members. his contract expires In 1996. said. confronted the issue. For exam- tion was ruled in conflict to the "The first role is to get the employer to resolve [any disputes]," He said his contract In addition, she mentioned the ple, a suit filed in 1974 in West Civil Rights Act, which allows no Wolford said. "If they can't resolve it, then we would get the com- states that he may continue issue of eugenics (also known as Virginia was settled after 15,000 gender discrimination. plaint." to work at the University as selective breeding) and its soul sterile women confronted the Heineman said he believes the ordinance would interfere with a tenured professor of phi- purpose to promote more births company on its fetal protection University communications business operations. losophy after his term as among the rich and limit the policy. major Valerie Birchmeier, who "According to this ordinance," Heineman said, "written policy president expires and "that births of the poor and unfit due to Solutions to forced sterilization attended the lecture, said she be- must be available to all employees. Teamwork and written policy do is what I intend to do." society's beliefs. In the 1920s and have improved including consent lieved the forced sterilization is- not mix in a successful business." His contract further 1930s, she said, 30 states pro- forms, increasing hospital con- sue provided a new angle to Board member Thomas Milbrot said such an ordinance should be states that If the president moted the sterilization of society sciousness and education, she women's Issues instead of the looked into carefully. resigns on or before June misfits. said. common abortion argument. "It is not the intent of the Board of Health to create a nuisance," 30, 1994, he may remain at Link said women who people Link also offered the sugges- Milbrot said. the University In the Social thought responsible for their own tion of accepting the mentally ill "I totally agree that all women Wolford acknowledged the importance of the support of area busi- Philosophy and Policy misfortunes, such those who or mentally retarded, who were need to be concerned with all ness owners. Center and still receive his were promiscuous or poor, were at one time targets for steriliza- women's Issues and not just the "If the employers dont buy into this," Wolford said, "that's going to full presidential salary un- targeted for sterilization. tion, as whole human beings with abortion issue," Birchmeier said make this [issue] very difficult." til 1996. Furthermore, she said women their own sexual expression, "[Women] should be aware of the Karen Zuller of the American Lung Association spoke in favor of Olscamp denied he has throughout history have been co- privacy and self worth history of the forced sterilization such a regulation. erced Into the practice at state One negative aspect of the is- of women so that further abuses See Ohcamp, page fix. institutes, including prisons and sue Link addressed was that it is by the government do not contin- "This is something the health department can do to make an im- mental hospitals. very difficult for a woman who ue." provement in public health," she said.

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KIMBERLY LARSON EILEEN MCNAMARA Campus Editor City Editor CONNELL BARRETT J.J. THOMPSON Opinion Editor Associate Editor

KIRK PAVELICH Insider Editor E.A.R. to the Ground... \Xjfiile it was really groovy this past week when V VEve Plumb (a.k.a. Jan Brady) stopped at Bowl- ing Green to talk about growing up as a Brady, it was even more neato when the Lenhart Grand Ballroom became packed with curious students standing on chairs just to catch a glimpse of the sitcom icon. While we're grateful for the pleasing presence of Plumb on campus, it's a sad state when the only thing peaking curiosity in students at the University is viewing part of our television past, just so we can all find out if Marsha and Greg were really sleeping Rape statistics are chilling together during the show. (The jury's still out on this one, though we're not sure about Alice and Sam ... or Tiger and Sam, for that matter.) I apologize In advance for the rambling, how many girls they had sex with. Whoever What about all of the other "less interesting" perhaps unorganized nature of this here col- had sex with the most girls throughout a two things to see and hear around campus? Like the GM umn, but it happens. It's sometimes been year period would win the contest. Most of representative, William J. O'Neill Jr., who spoke hard for me to think what to write about JULIET the girls coerced into this position tended to about the recent NBC controversy at the same time. lately, so any interesting suggestions are be about four years younger than the boys. Why was the crowd at the GM speech a mere pit- welcome. Also, if a girl had sex with one of them, at- I am ever so tired right about now. I want COOK tempts were made to encourage her to have tance of people (many of whom were required to at- to collapse like a dead crocodile - perhaps I sex with others in the group, too. tend for classes) compared to the standing-room- should make this column surreal or some- It seems that in such a situation, rape only crowd watching a former Brady brat? thing. Just kidding. But please bear with me, scenarios are almost inevitable. Therefore, I Easy. We're a generation obsessed with the tube. and I may send you some donut holes. would like to remind readers of some com- We here at E.A.R. Central think students at our Lots of creative writing readings are ap- mon rape statistics while they think about University need to jump out of the television screen proaching. I won't mention them here be- this. and into reality. It's time to get involved with the cause, if you're interested, you'll find out. One out of every three women is raped in present and the future instead of concentrating on But there is another very special writing- her lifetime; one in eight women is raped relics of our pop culture past... our front-page "Jan" oriented event coming up that I do want to during college (while one in four college cover story notwithstanding. advertise. Mark your little books for women have been victims of attempted • *• tomorrow, April 10. Now write down, rape). One out of every four rapes has mul- "SMALL PRESS EDITORS AND PUB- tiple attackers. Approximately 85 percent of Why is it that we BG students are deprived of our LISHERS PANEL DISCUSSION." American Review, The Vinyl Elephant, rape victims knew their attackur(s) About once-traditional block parties, yet students at the This super duper will be held in the Prout Glimpses, Liminal and more. Sounds like a 55 percent of rapes are date rapes. Lounge from S to 7 p.m. It is free. Any inter- great idea, doesn't it? Every six minutes another rape is report- University of Michigan have an annual Hash Bash? ested party can show up at any time, and it (Enter your own segue here) ed. Consider this in the context that only Because their event is a for political purposes? will include discussion about the layout, dis- Have you heard about the Spur Possee fea- about 10 percent of rapes are reported. Every year students throng into the streets of Ann tribution, selection and other topics related tured on a recent episode of "The Maury Po- And finally, consider this chilling state- Arbor, smoking joints and getting smashed under the to small press literary magazines. vich Show"? I didn't watch it but was told all ment which 30 percent of men agreed with guise of political activism, and it's permitted?! But To answer questions, editors will be avail- about it. From what I heard, the Spur Possee during a survey: "It would do some women chugging a beer in the streets of East Merry and able from a veritable plethora (tee-hee) of is a group of high school boys who gave some good to get raped." Frazee is strictly prohibited here in Bowling Green. literary magazines, including The Mid- themselves and each other points based on P.S. Earth Day is almost here!!! We at E.A.R. are considering transferring en masse to U of M immediately. **• With baseball season underway, you have to wonder if Steve Howe, now pitching for the Yankees, de- serves this chance - after the league already sus- pended him SEVEN times due to drug use. But our question is: Why doesn't Pete Rose, serv- Save our forests, save ourselves ing a lifetime ban for gambling, get another shot? If To the Editor panies "compromised." The tim- Though saplings may absorb alternatives before we lose both gambling is a "disease" like drug abuse, shouldn't I am a student at the Universi- ber companies ended up with the this greenhouse gas at a faster the forests and the jobs. Pete get, oh, maybe just one second chance. Not sev- ty, but my home is in Portland, right to take down more board rate, older trees have a much There are differing viewpoints en. One. He just wants his chance to get elected into Ore. Therefore, the Forest Con- feet of lumber than they either greater surface area. on whether it is more important the Hall of Fame. ference holds special interest for wanted or were able to. to protect people for short-term Oh well. Apparently you need a major-league fast- me. The timber companies could Therefore, a forest with trees economic gain or to protect the The economic impact of not probably cut the last 10 percent that are hundreds of years old long-term health of the planet. ball for reinstatement. cutting the last 10 percent of our of our ancient forests in two will absorb much more carbon old growth forests is being dra- years It will take 300 years for dioxide from the atmosphere. We, however, feel it is time to matically overstated. them to grow back. This foolish stop viewing the world in an an- The BG News Staff The timber companies are shortsightedness goes beyond As for the "credible" job the thropocentric manner, with hu- making huge profits cutting 300 greed. U.S. has done in reimbursing mans at the center, and realize Tim Norman Photo Ed. Cynthia Prada Chief Copy Ed. to 500-year-old trees on un- woodlands, this new growth has the destruction we cause ulti- Julie Tafdiafcrro Special Projects Ed. Ron Novak Asst. Chief Copy Ed. The spotted owl is an indicator Michael Zawacki Asit. Special Proj. Ed. Dawn Keller Copy Ed. protected national forest land. species - not just of the forest been primarily monocultural, mately comes full circle. Brandon Ward Copy Ed. Shannon Merrill Copy Ed. Why should private companies but of the planet. meaning that all the trees are the We are part of nature, not ruler Pam Smith Proofreader TonyNehh Copy Ed. make profits at the expense of When the owl is gone, we are same species (and the same age). of it. Jennifer Stripe Copy Ed. Cwenjohmon Copy Ed. the generations of children to Debbie Carraway Proofreader not far behind. Robin Coe Jason Hunt Copy Ed. come? A bunch of uniform trees does Senior Their annual reports show that Suzan Ruth Cline not a forest make. Although these Environmental Policy and The BG News, founded in 1920, is published daily they planned on being out of the History trees may be useful for harvest- Analysis during the academic year and Wednesdays during the Pacific Northwest by now. Graduate Student ing in 50 years, they will never Southern labor is cheaper and support the diversified eco- Jeff Brown summer session. easier to exploit. One can drive To the Editor: system of the old growth forests. Senior through the coastal town of Coos Thursday's editorial by the Technical Communication 214 WEST HALL Bay and find six closed mills ann staff of The News, "Logging may The question is not choosing BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY an equal number of firms ship- be beneficial," is completely between people and owls. The BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0726 ping raw logs to Japan. inaccurate. northern spotted owl is an indica- We must direct our efforts at Your argument suggests that tor species: If the owl is doing CORRECTION Copyright 1993, The BG News saving our old growth trees, the use of timber will slow the poorly, so is the rest of the eco- In Thomas Klein's guest which have stood for between consumption of fossil fuels, system (of which humans are a column, "Racial separation 100 and 300 years longer than thereby reducing carbon dioxide part). debated," from the April 8 this nation. Mills need to be re- emissions. edition of The News, the Respond- tooled for second-growth logs, This is a faulty assumption. Further, the logging industry is 10 th paragraph was print- Signed letters or columns express the beliefs of and loggers themselves must be First, little of the timber cut in continually losing jobs not be- ed out of order. the Individual and in no way represent the opinions retrained; new jobs must be old growth forests Is used as fuel. cause of the spotted owl but of The News. created. We should not permit It is mostly used as lumber and rather due to rapid depletion of It should have stated that whites must educate them- All readers are encouraged to express their the felling of one more old for making paper. Using virgin our forests by irresponsible log- selves " ... for the plight of growth tree. pulp for paper requires more ging methods (and high con- opinions through letters to the editor and guest the underclasses. After that Only the injunctions against fossil fuels because this type of sumption habits). columns. Letters, should be 200 - 300 words, typed, is acknowledged, unity logging have saved the remnants production requires more energy contain the writer's telephone number and address, must face its limits because plus class rank, occupation, major, and home town. of our ancient forests. These In- than making recycled paper. Logging is simply a dead-end Further, contrary to the belief industry. Whether it happens much work can only be Send all submissions to Connell Barrett, junctions have saved Oregon done by African Americans from becoming one big clear-cut. of The News, smaller trees do not now or in 20 years, eventually (and Native Americans and Opinion Editor, The BG News, 210 West Hall. But they have only slowed a absorb a greater net amount of there will be no trees left to cut. Latinos) in their own com- destructive process. In 1989, en- carbon dioxide from the atmos- We should face the future and munities." vironmentalists and timber com- phere than larger trees. begin working toward positive

- r Campus April 3,1333 The BG News Brother Jed to visit campus by Christina Wise editor-in-chief sarcasm, Smock shouts out ob- Smock employs may make stu- preaching to picked her up and jections about the "party animal dents shy away from religion. threw her into that pond thinking mentality" to crowds of jeering Cindy Krogh, ACT president, she'd stay there," Smock said. Not many people would stand students in the University Union said she believes Smock is an "But it didn't douse her spirits, in the middle of a college campus Oval at least once each year. This honorable person because he is and she walked right back out hurling accusations at an angry year he said he intends to visit committed, but that people like preaching just as loud." and often vocal crowd of stu- campus sometime during the him who appear radical cause A graduate of Indiana State dents. next two weeks. other Christians to be labeled as University and former U.S. his- But for the past 20 years, Smock often points out smok- "Bible freaks." tory teacher, Smock was once Brother Jed Smock of the College ers in the crowd as he criticizes "People like Jed manipulate caught up in the things he and his Community Church in Columbus them with the line "If you put a scripture to make it say what wife now preach against - alco- has done just that at campuses cigarette in your mouth then they want by taking it out of con- hol, illegal drugs, illicit sex and across the country, including you'll put anything in your text," Krogh said. "He makes it rock 'n' roll. Then he took up the Bowling Green State University. mouth." really hard for other Christians Bible, abandoned sin and began He said he is waging a war on sin, to talk about Jesus." to preach, without formal relig- and the average college student ACT member Victoria Czekaj ious training. is his first target. "Students' minds are agreed with Krogh. She said she "I've learned my lessons and "Students are living in sin," believes Smock's tactics leave now I want to teach them to stu- Smock said. "I'm out there to between their legs, and students feeling like they are dents," Smock said. teach them that you don't have to it's hard tO get them bound for hell. But Smock said some students have the 'party life' in college. back into their craniums "If somebody told me I was go- refuse to be taught. There is more in the world than ing to go to hell, I wouldn't be While many mock and marvel, sex. booze and rock 'n' roll - where they can use drawn to Jesus," she said. "Jed is others take up chants, throw there is "The Word.'" their brains and all caught up in the negative rocks and threaten serious phys- But Smock's words focus more side." ical violence. Once at Kent State on drinking, drugs and debau- rationalize." Smock said the belief that he is University, Smock was arrested chery than the teachings of the Brother Jed Smock, too negative is unfair criticism. by campus police for his own disciples. "If I spend five out of every 20 personal safety. "I'd like to talk about women's College Community minutes talking about negative "There were at least 500 stu- issues, political affairs and other Church in Columbus things, people get emotional and dents throwing things and mak- issues, and I'd like to talk about don't remember the positive ing threats, and the police told the disciples, but it's the party part," Smock said. "If I try to tell me that they may have to take me talk that gets their attention. When Smock stands, with Bible them they have to give up their into custody," he said. "I was ar- Students' minds are between perched on hip or between sex and their drugs and sinful rested soon after tliat. The next their legs, and it's hard to get earnest praying hands, his com- ways, they forget everything day the judge was told what had them back into their craniums mentary moves from one student else." happened, and the case was dis- where they can use their brains to the next. And as the crowd Smock, quiet and reserved missed." and rationalize," he said. gets more and more angry, when not preaching, has traveled Though there have been inci- Smock characterized the typi- Smock said he does not feel fear to virtually every major univer- dents on that and other cam- cal college student as someone or self-recrimination, but satis- sity in the United States, often puses. Public Information Offi- The BGNtoi nit Photo who goes to a university not for faction. with his wife, Sister Cindy, and cer Barb Waddell said BGSU's Brother Jed Smock will visit campus within the next two weeks to an education, but for self- "As soon as people start to real- their four daughters. Department of Public Safety has save the souls of students at the University. Smock's usual sermon indulgence. He said he believes ly argue, I know I'm getting to Cindy does not stand quietly not had any real problems with topics include fornication, masturbation and the evils of drinking and the primary reason students at- them," Smock said. "I'm con- alongside her husband when the Smock at the University. rock 'n' roll. He said he wants to teach students they can live without tend college is to get a diploma vinced that I am right. The more family is on the road. She has "We have had several com- sin. and advance to the business zealously people oppose me the preached beside him before and plaints about him," she said. world - not to get an education. more convinced I become." after they were married. "Nothing has ever really come of it. We just try to be aware when 8888888888888888888888888888 "While [students] wait out the While some students said they During one visit to BGSU she he is on campus and monitor the 8 8 time until they can get that di- view Smock as an amusing cam- was thrown into Perigrine Pond area around the Union to make 8 SUMMIT TERRACE can 8 ploma, they're out being party pus attraction, some members of by several students while sure nothing negative develops. 8 animals," he said. Active Christians Today said the preaching by Chapman Hall. 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The BG News April 9,1993 Grand Firelands students have first election by Jenl Bond vice president and Tandl Chapman is government on the main campus, accord- several goals, according to Dahs. jury student government reporter running for secretary. Three students ing to Robert Carlisle, director of cam- "We would like to see students take a will be on the ballot for the office of pus activities at Firelands. bigger part in decision making and get treasurer. They are: Mike Baltes, Eric more activities on campus," he said. "We After six months of trying to form a Ruble and Elizabeth Pflieger. Pat Lavey The student government will consist of would also like to see more upper level clears student government at Firelands College, a president, vice president, secretary and courses offered at Firelands." students will have the opportunity to vote treasurer. In addition, three committees The purpose of the student government in the first election Wednesday April 14. "We reached a milestone and will be established under the headings of is to promote communication between officers Students at Firelands began organizing President Olscamp Academic Affairs, Student Services and the administration and the students of a student government last fall and have Student Activities. The committees will Firelands, according to Dahs. bySharlL. Veleba put a lot of time and effort into the organ- recognized the Firelands be made up of volunteers. "The response has been very good at courts reporter ization, according to Matt Fair, Under- Each committee will have an elected our school," he said. "We held a student graduate Student Government liason to Student Government. Myself chairperson and will elect three commit- government rally and I was really sur- Firelands. and a group of students had tee members to serve in the main body of prised. There were a lot of people inter- Two Bowling Green "I'm really happy they are doing this," decided at the beginning of the student government, according to ested." police officers who fatally Fair said. "Students need to have more of Carlisle. The elected officials, committee Undergraduate Student Government shot a bank robbery suspect a say in what goes on at the Firelands." the year that we really needed chairs and the three elected committee Vice President-Elect Chad Luckner at- about two weeks ago were Scott Dahs, a Firelands student, played [a student government]." members from each committee will tended the rally. cleared of any wrongdoing a key role in organizing the group and make up the main body of the govern- "I was very excited to see the students by the Wood County grand will run unopposed for the office of Scott Dahs, Firelands student ment. who are working with [the student jury, the county pros- president in the upcoming election. Carlisle said the organization will func- government] be so enthusiastic," he said. ecutor's office announced is running for chairperson of the student tion more like a cabinet than a full sen- "It is nice to see that students care." Thursday. "We reached a milestone and President activities committee while Julie Rogers ate. Luckner said he hopes USG and the The grand jury de- Olscamp recognized the Firelands Stu- is seeking the position of chairperson of Firelands student government will work termined Wednesday Sgt. dent Government," he said. "Myself and the academic affairs committee. Dalene "They will be doing research and mak- closely together. Joseph Crowell and Pa- a group of students had decided at the Landoll is running for chairperson of the ing proposals rather than passing legisla- "Firelands is a part of this University a trolman Stanley Bucksky's beginning of the year that we really student services committee. tion," he said. "It won't be quite as formal lot of people forget," he said. "I look for- involvement in the March needed [a student government]." The student government at Firelands or legislative as the main campus." ward to working with the new officers of 29 shooting was justifiable Dave Meeks is running for the office of will be set up differently than the student The new government will pursue the new government." homicide. Wood County Prosecutor Alan Mayberry said the Art of Tea grand jury's review of the BGaSkU incident was standard procedure for fatal shoot- / will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come. ings, and that no assump- A. Lincoln tions should be drawn from the grand jury's in- I want to change my major, and it is In a different college from the volvement. one I am in now. Help! "We have found nothing Dear Major Mover: in our review of the case to Call the college office you want to change to and ask if there are suggest the officers acted specific requirements other than having a 2.0 accumulative grade improperly," Mayberry point average. When you are ready to transfer, take your current I.D. said. to obtain your folder from your present college office and deliver it to I'apt Tom Votava, assis- the college office you plan to enter. tant chief of the Bowling Green Police Division, said the grand jury's decision Now that you mention It, where are all the college offices located? mirrored that of the divi- Dear Glad You Asked: sion. Arts and Sciences - 20S Administration Building "We weren't surprised by College of Business Administration - 371 Business Building College of Education and Allied Professions - 365 Education Build- [the grand jury findings]," ^^ ■•'•■•••, i.V.:v he said. 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I Elsewhere April 9,1993 The BG News Father of first Toledo sewage spill fishy The Associated Press green light signals that a pumping station The pumping station, near the entrance to needs to be checked. No green light ap- Swan Creek Metropark, is one of the city's TOLEDO -- State and local officials were peared last Thursday on the computer for largest. It helps get the sewage to the lady mourned investigating Thursday whether the city the Reynolds pumping station. nearest wastewater treatment plant, about knew of potential problems at a pumping Workers on Wednesday finished repairing nine miles away. The Associated Press station days before millions of gallons of raw equipment at the pumping station. The prob- When the system backs up, officials have sewage spilled into a Lake Erie tributary. lem was discovered Sunday. to open a bypass valve and divert sewage A computer that monitors the sewer Officials said there was little risk to the through a pipe that empties into the creek. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Hugh Rodham, who died at age 82, was system may have detected a problem at the public because Swan Creek is not used for That overflow usually consists of a few gal- remembered as a gruff but loving and proud father of first lady Reynolds pumping station three days before drinking water. It is a polluted waterway. lons at a time. Hillary Rodham Clinton and two other children. it flooded, said Paul Munn, the city's com- Swan Creek runs through southwest But in this case, about 100,000 gallons of The retired Chicago-area businessman died Wednesday night missioner of water reclamation. Toledo to Lake Erie. The Ohio Health De- waste had to be diverted every hour. at St. Vincent Infirmary Medical Center, where Mrs. Clinton had "We are trying to figure out ourselves partment last year issued an advisory He said discharges are only allowed in spent 16 days at his bedside after he suffered a stroke on March where the problems are. We definitely have against swimming in the creek because of emergency situations. He said the sewage 19. some problems," Munn said. high levels of bacteria. would have backed up into homes in south- The Clintons flew to Little Rock on Thursday to make funeral About 11 million gallons of waste spilled Some scientists say the spill could lead to a west Toledo if it was not diverted Into the arrangements. into the creek, he said. fish kill because of an increase in bacteria creek. Clinton had returned to Washington on Sunday after her vigil The Ohio Environmental Protection levels. The breakdown occurred, in part, because caused her to miss several meetings of her health care task Agency will investigate city records and sewage flooded a pumping station in south- force. interview workers about the spill, said Eli- "Anytime you've got increased bacteria, west Toledo. "The Rodham family wishes to extend its heartfelt apprecia- zabeth Wick, the agency's enforcement you've got the increased potential for infec- tion to the many prayers offered, the many expressions of con- group leader. tion. Clearly, we're putting a great bacteria The city drained the pumping station, cern in Arkansas and throughout the world," White House A computer monitors the city's sewer load in there," said Gary Bennett, professor which had become flooded with about 40 feet spokeswoman Dee Dee Myers said. system. Each pumping station appears as a of biochemical engineering at the University of water, and then repaired two motors that Clinton, 45, was the eldest of three children of Rodham and his green light on the computer. A lack of a of Toledo. had been damaged. wife, Dorothy. Rodham owned a small textile business in Chicago, making draperies for hotels and other clients. He retired in 1970, and he and his wife moved to Little Rock in 1987 to be close to their daughter and her family. Celeste's commutations legal In a profile of his daughter, The Washington Post said that when she would bring home lots of A's on report cards, the fami- by Robert E. Miller Celeste did not do. Decker said. ly joke was that he would grunt, "You must go to a pretty easy The Associated Press "In order to give the governor clear guidance as to That made the state's case mean- school." ingless to Bellinger and Moore, The Rodhams were active in their church and Republican poli- the scope of his authority and how he is to he said. tics. Their daughter took up more liberal politics after going COLUMBUS -- The 10th Ohio proceed when considering requests for clemency Bellinger and Moore were not away to school at Wellesley College in Massachusetts. District Court of Appeals ruled on death row. Rodham was raised in Sc rant on. Pa., the son of an immigrant Thursday that former Gov. Rich- in the future, it is best to give the Ohio Supreme The death row inmates whose from Northumberland, England, who worked at the Scranton ard Celeste acted legally in Court the opportunity to address the matter." sentences were changed to life Lace Co. Rodham also worked at the lace company during the granting clemency in 1990 to imprisonment are three women, Depression after earning a degree in physical education from nine criminals, including seven Lee Fisher, Ohio attorney general Debra Brown, Rosalie Grant and Pennsylvania State University, which he attended on a football on death row. Elizabeth Green, all at the Ohio scholarship. The 3-0 decision reversed a his authority and how he is to man concurred in Thursday's Reformatory for Women in Mar- He met his wife in 1937 when she applied to work at another previous decision by Franklin proceed when considering ruling. ysville. lace company where he was employed. They married in 1942. County Common Pleas Judge requests for clemency in the fu- Jack Decker, assistant attor- The men are Donald Lee Richard Shu ward, who ruled last ture, it is best to give the Ohio ney general, said the state initial- Maurer, Leonard Jenkins, Willie year that the governor exceeded Supreme Court the opportunity ly sought to have the court re- Lee Jester and Lee Seiber, all at his authority because the com- to address the matter," Fisher voke clemencies Celeste granted the Southern Ohio Correctional mutations had not been recom- said. for 11 prisoners in January 1991 Facility in Lucasville. IXIMAM RIVERS mended by the Ohio Adult Parole He said the decision reflects "a - four days before Celeste left Jenkins was convicted of kill- 702 4th Street ♦ Authority. good-faith dispute regarding the office. ing a police officer during an at- ♦ The appeals court said in part legal obligations and authority of However, two of the prisoners, tempted bank robbery in Cleve- •Now Renting* that neither the Ohio Constitution the governor." Saram Bellinger and Freddie land in 1981. Furnished 2 Bedroom, 2 Car garage w/storage room. ♦ nor the statutes limit the gov- However, Fisher noted that the Moore, both of Cleveland, had • 9 & 12 month leases available starting May 15 ernor's right to commute senten- ruling "is directly contrary to not their sentences commuted by Debra Brown was sentenced to 641 Third St Apt 4 Resident Manager 352-4380▼ ces "if he chooses to do so." only to the lower court's decision Gov. George Voinovich, and they die following convictions relat- Attorney General Lee Fisher, but also to other courts that have were dropped from the lawsuit, ing to eight murders in five who argued for the state in the considered similar issues." Decker said. states during a crime spree in lower court that Celeste acted A message seeking comment Voinovich acted after receiv- 1984 with a partner, Alton Cole- without authority, said Thurs- from Celeste was left at his of- ing a recommendation from the man. Coleman's death sentence day's decision will be appealed to fice. His office said he was out of Adult Parole Authority, which was not commuted. the Ohio Supreme Court. town. 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Circus Russians clear snow, IN BRIEF. sued for dirt polluted by blast The Associated Press COLUMBUS - The Ohio Department of Highway Safety will bleacher by Deborah S award begin issuing fewer new license plates to save money. The Associated Press The department will issue new plates only to vehicle owners Although no evacuations were who are registering for the first time or who have lost or dam- collapse ordered and officials said the aged their plates, department Director Charles Shipley said MOSCOW -- Hundreds of disaster workers Wednesday. The Associated Press cleared snow and built dams in the Siberian wil- contaminated areas were The state had been issuing new plates to all vehicle owners derness Thursday in an effort to clean up the radi- unpopulated, the Russian every five years. Now most owners will keep the same plates CLEVELAND - A man ation from Russia's worst nuclear accident since government called it the worst and receive validation stickers when they renew their registra- who was injured when Chernobyl. tions, Shipley said. The fee will be the same. bleachers collapsed at a Commonwealth Television showed heavy dam- nuclear accident since the April The department expects to issue 2.2 million new plates annu- circus has filed a class- age at the nuclear weapons complex in the secret 1986 explosion and fire at the ally for new registrations and replacements. The state had is- action suit against the cir- city of Tomsk-7, where an underground tank con- sued 7.6 million new plates for renewal registrations every five cus and the International taining a poisonous mix of liquid nuclear waste ex- Chernobyl atomic power plant in years, said Mitchell Brown, Bureau of Motor Vehicles registrar. Expositions Center. ploded and burned on Tuesday. Ukraine. Brown said the change will save Ohio about $15 million every Michael Ward. 26, of The roof and several walls of the complex's Plu- five years in the making, storage and distribution of plates. Huron, was one of 47 people tonium processing facility were destroyed in the injured in the April 3 acci- blast, which spewed a radioactive cloud into the He said nuclear industry workers take little re- dent. Ward suffered a frac- atmosphere. sponsibility for their actions because the pay is GRANVILLE, Ohio - The State Highway Patrol will present tured neck vertebrae. He The Russian Air Defense Command said the low and the government pays little attention to its report to the Licking County prosecutor to determine was released from South- wind was blowing the radioactive cloud northeast poor conditions in the workplace. whether charges should be filed against the owner of a truck west General Hospital on from Tomsk-7 at a height of 1.2 miles and a speed The environmental group Greenpeace said that hit a moving train. Wednesday. of 22 mph, according to the television. There were several villages were at risk from fallout and "I feel I have a duty to present it to the prosecutor and show conflicting reports about the extent of the conta- called for the immediate shutdown of the plant. him what we have," Lt. Timothy Mahoney, commander of the Investigators said Tues- mination and the cloud. Marina Ryklina, a spokeswoman for the Granville post, said Wednesday. The patrol has said the brakes day that the bleachers col- A shift supervisor at the Tomsk-7 plutonium government's State Emergency Committee, said on the truck did not meet federal safety standards. lapsed because two steel- processing plant blamed the accident on poor work the radiation level in Georgiyevka, a village of 20 Mahoney said involuntary manslaughter is "the only charge frame supports slipped discipline, a report said. people about 14 miles from Tomsk-7, was 0.035 we could go with. But it's all preliminary now. There may never from their moorings. In- Although no evacuations were ordered and offi- roentgens an hour and did not warrant evacuation. beany charges filed." vestigators said they were cials said the contaminated areas were unpopu- James Bozich, 28, of Columbus, was killed on March 30 when unable to explain why the lated, the Russian government called it the worst The initial radiation from Chernobyl was about the truck owned by D. M. Pallet Service of Columbus hit the supports had moved. nuclear accident since the April 1986 explosion 200 roentgens an hour. Ryklina said background train, derailing 18 cars and spilling about 44,000 gallons of as- Measures were taken this and fire at the Chernobyl atomic power plant in radiation levels in Moscow are often as high as 20 phalt. week to reinforce the blea- Ukraine. roentgens an hour. cher-support struts with That accident rated a seven on the International boards bolted to the Atomic Energy Association's seven-point scale, A roentgen is a measure of the human body's ex- TOLEDO - A city leader was actively campaigning for mayor center's concrete floor. while the Tomsk-7 accident rated a three. posure to radiation. The radiation dose considered Thursday, one day after he was endorsed by the Lucas County Circus performances have Workers in masks measured radiation in the acceptable for nuclear workers is two roentgens Democratic Party. resumed. area, while more than 500 firefighters and civil de- per year. Councilman Peter Silverman greeted workers in front of the fense troops cleared away contaminated snow and Ryklina said the highest dose of radiation Chrysler Corp. Jeep plant, selling his candidacy. The suit against the Cir- dirt. They also built dams to prevent melting snow received by 35 firefighters who were checked at from spreading the contamination. the site was .6 roentgens an hour. "The candidate with concrete, innovative ideas is going to cus Williams Althoff Ger- wind up on top, and the rest will fall by the wayside," Silverman man National Circus of A military Mi-8 helicopter flew over the largely Sarasota, Fla., and the exhi- uninhabited area of dense forest, taking measure- Alexei Yablokov, environmental adviser to said. Silverman, a corporate lawyer, and Councilman Carty Fink- bit hall in suburban Brook ments as part of a continuous radiation monitoring President Boris Yeltsin, said he feared the read- beiner were the only two Democrats to appear before a screen- Park says the defendants program. ings may be higher than the official figures. ing committee this week. The party endorsed Silverman should have foreseen the Vladimir Alexandrov, a shift supervisor at the Yablokov told ITAR-Tass he will ask Yeltsin to Wednesday night. collapse and taken action to Tomsk-7 plutonium processing plant, told the order a safety examination of "all facilities with potential danger of radioactive leakage ... includ- prevent it. ITAR-Tass news agency that one of the main Finkbeiner said he would stay in the race. ing the military." reasons for the accident was poor work discipline. "I'm working for the people - not the politicians - and this only reinforces my belief that this community needs my leader- Olscamp ship more than ever," said Finkbeiner, who ran unsuccessfully ♦ Continued from page one. for mayor in 1981 and 1987. CHARLESTON? APTS. They are the only two candidates in the race. The two highest AND any plans to make the transition date for the MSU presidency vote getters in the non-partisan September primary will be on ♦ while the University faces bud- when the list shortens to five or the November ballot. MID AM MAIVOR ♦ get problems. six people, he will consider Mayor John McHugh said last week that he would not run for "I have said many times that I taking the position. his third term. • NOW RENTING* ♦ will continue to serve as presi- Choose from choice apartments within walking distance to ♦ dent of this University until we Other Ohio nominees for the campus Summer 1993 and 1993-94 school year. ♦ are through this financial crisis," position at MSU include The Ohio UNITED NATIONS - The United Nations gains a new mem- Olscamp said. State University President E. ber today, although no one is sure of its name. 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heat and However, Olscamp told both Gordon Gee and Ronald J. 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We cording to Dean, her club hasn't six of the singles matches then The women's tennis team faces should have close matchups with done this the entire season. dropped the three doubles BG has yet to win the doubles tracks arch-rival Toledo today at 3:00 them in every spot." "We don't play well for the en- matches for a 6-3 Falcon win. point this year, a problem that p.m. at Toledo. The Falcons, 7-6 BG will need the services of tire match. We need to work on Morin said the team has been fo- for the season, have dropped two freshmen if the Falcons are peak performance for an entire "Obviously, they have good cusing on. "It's something that three straight matches to open up to hand the Rockets a loss. Julie match," Dean said.* * * doubles, but I think it was a little takes time. I think a lot of it has to Tenn, the spring season. Assenheimer and Patty Bank, bit of a let down for us because to do with quite a few of our BG coach Penny Dean classi- BG's #5 and #6 singles perfor- After losing back to back we'd already won the match in players have more of an all-court The BG News fies her squad as "streaky." Un- mers, have exceled during the matches versus Ball State 9-0 on the singles,"Morin said. baseline game," Morin said. fortunately for Dean and her initial phases of the season. Dean Friday and Miami 4-3 Saturday Morin added, "Each one of the Falcons, BG is on a losing streak. believes this trend will continue. last weekend, the Falcon Men's At 0-9, the team doesn't look teams has played good doubles Two women and the "We won all of our matches in "They have been doing very tennis team is eagerly awaiting like much. But you have to con- but I think our problem is we ha- men's team will participate the fall, then we lost our two well. They are settling into those Friday's home match against sider five of the lasses were by a ven't really put it all together, at the national calibre matches in January, but then we spots, and they are getting good Toledo. score of 4-3. where all three of them play Dogswood Relays in Knox- came back and won three of four competitive practice with the Coach Dave Morin said, well." ville, TN this weekend, matches on our spring trip. And rest of the team." "Toledo got beat by Miami 5-2 Morin said, "We're 0-9 and you Morin said he believes a win while the rest of the wom- right now, we have dropped three Turning to doubles, Assen- and we lost to Miami 4-3 so on know people may read the article would take care of some of the en's team will travel to Ox- straight. We have turned in a heimer and Kassie Hembree paper we should be favored. It's and say hey, this team's not even doubts the team may have. He ford, Ohio to run In the streaky type of performance." have been a dynamic couple. going to be a dogfight. I know the worth watching." He added, said, "It's just the subtle things Miami Invitational at BG hopes to rebound against a "They are both tall girls that guys are looking forward to it." "Everybody we've played has you're not aware of when you're Miami University. talented Rocket squad that pos- play agressively and communi- "I think if we get a win here been a very good team and it's losing versus when your winning. The men will race among sesses a solid group of experi- cate on the court," Dean said. Friday it'll turn things around for not like we've been getting blown We just need to get over that 200 or more teams, that in- enced performers. According to Collectively, BG must work on us," he said. out 7-0 in every match. It's just a hump." clude top notch athletes in the nation. The meet started yesterday and will finish Saturday. "All the big schools in the East and Webber will get over It, Brown did South will be there," men's coach Sid Sink said. "We're going to go down there for Chris Webber can not get away from it, For the longest time that just did not Brown, which makes him certain they back up, helped the Hoyas win their first some good races from our but he can get over it. Fred Brown sat seem possible to Fred Brown. will never forget what happened to Web- national championship, earned his de- guys against some if the down and tcld him as much in a letter. In 1982, he was a Georgetown sopho- ber. Ever. gree and almost nobody noticed. Six best athletes in the nation." And he should know. more playing against North Carolina for "I told him the important thing is to years later, he was one of IBM's top- Cheri Triner and Ruth The same awful thing that happened to the national championship. And at the remember is that he's never going to be grossing salesman before leaving to start Ristvey will be the only Webber two nights ago happened to end of the game, in the bat of an eye, he his own business. Today, he has a wife women participating in this Brown 11 years earlier on the same court made a decision and it turned out to be and three children, working at the same meet. Triner will run the on the same day against the same team the wrong one. Wherever he intended to game he had turned his back on almost a 5000 and Ristvey will com- and in front of the same outsized audi- throw the ball, inexplicably, he wound up GUEST decade ago. pete in the javelin. There ence. And he offers himself now as proof throwing it to a wide-open James Worthy Still, for the first few years after leav- coach, Steve Price, is hope- that sometimes things really do turn out of North Carolina, allowing the Tar Heels ing Georgetown, while Brown played ful of their performance. for the best. to ice a 63-62 victory. COLUMN pickup basketball, he almost never "I hope they can place in "The thing that stuck with me through In a scene eerily reminiscent of that turned on the TV to watch other people the top five," Price said. all of this was something coach (John) game, Webber found himself in the same Jim Litke play. But a few more years passed and he For the men, runner Todd Thompson said right after it happened," situation and he made an equally bad de- found himself making good money, rais- Black will be back in action Brown said Tuesday over the telephone cision. With 11 seconds to go and his team ing a family, and still, somehow, missing after sitting out the last two from the coach's office at Episcopal High down by two points, the Michigan soph- able to erase it, whether he turns pro or something. A friend who was coaching meets due to a hip-thigh in- School in Alexandria, Va. omore called for a timeout when his team goes back and wins a championship," asked Brown to speak to his team one jury he had acquired while "What he said was if that was the last had none left. North Carolina went on to Brown said. day. Back in the gym and comfortable at the Florida Relay meet mistake I ever made, I was going to have win again, this time by 77-71. Two years after he took that horren- with the idea of getting involved again, over spring break. Dave a wonderful life." People never forgot what happened to dous stumble, Brown picked himself he caught the bug again. Carlson, who was also injured for the Toledo meet, will run the 400 hurdles as well as some relays. Aside from most of the sprinting squad not going, the Fal- LUBE, OIL & FILTER TUNEUP SPECIAL* BRAKE SERVICE cons should prove to be T TIRE competitive with their top SPECIAL* 4 cylinder $32.95 i SPECIAL* point earners ready to race. $ $ ROTATION* On Saturday, the wom- ONLY 14.95 6 cylinder $36.95 ONLY 59.95 $ en's team will run in the Check & Adjust Fluid Levels 8 cylinder $39.95 REPLACE FRONT OR REAR BRAKES ONLY 2.00 Miami Invitational. BG will • WASHER FLUID INCLUDES: Analysis ol starling, charg- INSPECT BRAKE HOSES PER TIRE compete against such teams as Purdue, Michigan, • POWER STEERING FLUID '"9 a™* «ngi"« system plus we set . INSPECT CALIPERS Present this coupon to receive • DRAKE FLUID liming, install new spark plugs, adjust ADD FLUID AS NEEDED special price. Southern Illinois, Xavier, carburetor, lubricate and adjust choke. I INSPECT WHEEL CYLINDERS and Miami of Ohio. Price stated that since the CM ia m Aflpomim.nl «.p. VTO93 I upWMl ^^^ ••p irtam I «.p vm-n | meet will be nonscoring, some of the runners will be trying off events. "Some of the women will be trying new events to see The Wright Stop 'MUST PRESENT COUPONS Stadium View how they do," Price said. FOR SPECIAL PRICE "Next week they'll be run- Sunoco ning their normal events. Prospect • Wooster OPEN 24 HOURS SUNOCO 1530 E. Wooster This meet will offer us Service Hours: Mon.Fri. 8am.-5 pm.; Sal. 8 am.Noon some good competition. 352-5155 Mosl Major Credit Cards Accepted ICtiUfcd ASE Tcchnlc1«n.) lOnlfUd ASE TKhnklinfl 352-0387 There are some tough teams out there." The women's meet will begin at 11:30 am.

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Additional Placement Services There are Chi O Chi O Chi O SMORG ■ Fn.. Sat.. Sun $3.50 with AD. 11 -9. Catering Sales Assistant. Management or Apartments Clean, spacious. 2 bdrm, furn. PLACEMENT SCHEDULE important services available to you at the Ca- Campus Pollyeyes 440 E Court Hospitality Management Degree. Entry level w/dishwasher. Most utilities paid. Call starting salary, $16.000-$18,000. Definite ad- reer Planning and Placement Services Please Congratulations to Jen Peters on her recent SPECIAL RUSH: TKE FRATERNITY 354-0401 or 823-6015 for info. lavalienng to Sigma Phi E psilonBryan Moore. vancement possibility Self-motivated Food nok* that not all organizations and companies Apnl 13th 8 14th at KKG house, 8 10pm Bowling Green Slat* University 'egularty recruit on college campuses The list and beverage experience preferred Send re- Cirwr Planning and Placement Servtc Best wishes to Tracey Lee on her surprise en- sume and cover letter by April 16 to: Service APARTMENTS below generally reflects the high demand Work t Pley In the Nstlon's Capital 601 THIRD areas in the world ol work Don't become dis- gagement to Den Poling. Earn College Creditl America Corporation, Sea Gate Convention Campus Recruitment Calendar Grads 12 month lease couraged if your career field is not requested Get Professional Expenencel Centre, 401 Jefferson Avenue. Toledo. OH Congratulations to Hope Goodwin on her en- 43604. 704FFTH To assist you in conducting an assertive job THE WASHINGTON CENTER INTERNSHIP 9 mo.. 12 mo.. A summer leases For t ha weeks of: gagement to Devld Goebeibecker search, the Career Planning and Placement Information Session: COUNSELOR/STAFF FOR April 26.1993 and May 3,1993 710SEVENTH Sen/ices provides career and placement coun- Friday, Apnl 16th.i:30p m CAMP COBBOSSEE 12 month leases Love, your CN O Sisters seling, credential services, job search work- Room 109, BA Building Summer positions available for general coun- 352 3445 shops, professional development seminars, Call Sue Young at 372-2451 for more into selors A specialists, at competitive boys's Chi O Chi O Chi O career fairs and an alumni Falcon Career Con- sports camp in Maine Must have strong skills Scheduling On-Campus Intarvlaw Ap- Carty Rentals * 352-7365 nection. The excellent Center for Career Re- and ability to instruct, coach, or assist m one or pointments: Interview sign-ups for the recruit- Black Onyx Single rooms for rent. sources offers you career and employer infor- more of the following baseball, tennis, basket- ing penod April 26-May 7 will begin with Ad- will be at Gamers. 893 S. Main WANTED Starting at $l90/mo. ind. all util. mation and current job vacancies m ALL fields ball, soccer, hockey, lacrosse, archery, nflery. vanced Job Hunters on Monday. Apnl 12.1993 Thurs. Fri and Sal. Registered students are directly referred to arts A crafts, martial arts. English horseback at 5 p.m and continue through Tuesday at 4 Carty Rentals' 352-7365 employers m their desired career fields Insure rdmg A all water front activities including p.m. First Choice status members may access 1 sublessor lor house on Gypsy Lane 2 and 6 bdrm. apts. 93-94 school year. your access to these services by registering CM Omega swimming (WSI). sailing, waterskimg. wind- the stgn-up system from 5 p.m Tuesday $137 SOYmonth* util. Own room. Avail imme- 9 A 12 mo leases available. with the Career Planning and Placement Ser- surfing, scuba. Located on beautiful lake m through 4 pm. Wednesday. All registered stu- diately until end ol August. Call (614) Reasonable Summer rates avail, also. vices in your final year at Bowling Green Stale Way to go Chi Omega Curling Champions: Bit. Central Maine, near Boston, excellent (actlines, dents may signup beginning at S p m Office located at 316 E MerryffS University. Crash. Slick, Stud, and Smooth. You did a 658-3647. top salaries, roorrvteard/laundry, travel al- Wednesday Hours 10-5 Call for info or appt QREATjob 1-2 summer sublessees needed for 2 bdrm. lowance Call or w"!e Steve Rubin, 10 Silver- Friday, April 16 Love, your Chi O Sisters house. H25 ♦ util Call Barb, 354-8676 after 5 mine Dr.. S. Salem. NY 10590.914-533-6104. Ohio Legislative Services Comm. Insirucl iona lor accasalng P™- FALL/SUMMER RENTALS Chi Omega Counselors: Camp Wayne, brother/sister Georgetown Manor - 800 Third St That Integrated Placemen! Sign-up System Monday, April 20 1 -3 suWeasers tor May July of ^93 camp. N.E Pennsylvania 6/22 8/20/93 All 352 4966 (you muet be registered with. Resume Ei- John Hancock Financial Services 2 bdrm. apt with A/C. perl) Chi Omega sports, water, and cultural activities. Many po- R.R Donnelley & Sons Company Call Audra or Jearnne at 354-8366 Excellent location, fully furnished, 1. Dial 372 9899 Happy Founder's Day Chi Onega. sitions available On campus interviews, Tues- air conditioned, competitive rates. Tuesday, April 27 108 years ol continued Sisterhood 2 female Christian roommates for 93-94 school day, April 27th at the Union. Capital Rm -3rd —^You will hear) floor. Cad our office to arrange a time. For more Check us out before you rent. Foot Locker yea/ Low rent Call Shen or Trig a al 353 2413 Call 352 4966 2. If you wish to schedule an appointment with Roadway Logistics Systems Chi Omega into, call 516 889-3217 or write 12 Aitevard St. a visiting employer, press the i key. If you'd 2 rooms avail, in house for summer. Close to Lido Beach, NY 11561. Include your school Seniors - Don't forget to RSVP for Senior Send campus $i35/month Call Todd at 354-4754. like to hear Placement News, press me 2 key. Thursday, April 29 phone number Fox Run Apts. New, spacious, turn . close to Off by April 12. You wont want to miss this campus. 2 bdrm . 4 person apt. Avail. Aug. Press the 3 key to see if you have been pre- Clark County Board ol Education Female sublessor for Summer *93 Great CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRINGEarn evening that honors BGSU Seniors. Senior 1993 through May 1994 Call Pad 352-2651 selected by an employer. Press the 4 key to house with washer and dryer Own room. $2.000+/month - world travel (Hawaii. Mex- access the Alumni VIP Service Press the 5 Send Ofl is Apm 15, 7:30 pm at the Mien Friday, April 30 Alumni Center. Close to campus Very cheap rent. Lisa ico, (he Caribbean, etc ) Holiday, Summer and Furnished house 1 block from campus. 1-2 fe- key to hear your confirmed appointments. Vaiassis Inserts 352 5515 Career employment available. No experience males needed for summer. Reasonable rent Press the star (') key to quit. Gamma Phi Beta * Phi Kappa Tau Housemate wanted. Non-smoker, own room. necessary. For employment program call Oil Deb or Lon at 352 6720 Monday, May 3 Congratulations go to Kelli Pen and Derek Summer * or 1993-94. $150 plut util Lance 1-206-634-0468 ext C5544 3. Press 1 to schedule an interview or Press 3 Concord Schools Houses and Tn-plex. 1 or 2 blocks from cam- Masse and to Mndy Maynard and Steve Jones 655-3064 to see if you have been pre-selected by an em- 7 pus A dose to downtown Parking avail. on their recent pmnings We wish you all me Do you like a challenge ployer. Tuesday, May 4 Need i female roommate to sublease for 354 1790 best ol luck for the future. Travel out East. Work your butt off 70 hours a Rent-A-Center InTTKE, summer. Rent Is $207 50 No deposit Please week Get paid for your effort. Call 352-4135 Houses tor Rent 4. Enter your social secunty number The Srsters ol Gamma Phi Beta cal Teresa 6 Tara at 353 4301 lor interview information __^_____ 12 mo teases • May or Aug YOU MUST SUBMIT A COPY OF YOUR Tenant pays utilities -1 mo dep. Gamma Phi Beta ' Phi Kappa Tau Need one female roomr-a'e lor I all «)3.'Sprng EASY ASSEMBLYany hours. $339 84 week, 5. Enter the position code lor the employer LASER PRINTED PLACEMENT DATA 734 Elm . 4 bdrm.. 2 bath. $700VAug. you'd like to interv>ew (this number is indicated SHEET WITHIN 40 HOURS AFTER SIGNING 94. Live m a house with your own room, big family of 3 earns $4417 92 monthly FREE In yard, and two fun roommates. Reasonable 316 Ridge. 2 bdrm.. $440. May on the Campus Recruiting Calendar, to the left UP FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS POL Heading lor EUROPE this summer? Jet there formabon-24 Hour Hotline. 801 -379 2900. Co 'ates. call 353 7902 Call after 5pm ONLY 352-2330or 354 2854 of the position title). ICY MAY RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL anytime lor only $169 Irom East Coast. $229 pynght>OH029452. FROM THE INTERVIEWSCHEDULE. from Mdwest (when available) with AIRHITCH i One male roommate needed Help wanted Part time dishwasher nights and Houses, 1 A 2 bdrm apts. 1 If you have entered a valid number the system (Reported in letsGoi 8 NY Times.) $l28/month Huge house weekends only. Must be here at least through 9 month, year and summer leases. will say: AIRHITCH |r) 212-884-2000. CallJamie at 353 4630. 352-7454 CAMPUS EVENTS August. Apply at Days Inn 1550 E. Wooster INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE: MEN'S 8 Ask for Ed You have selected (name of organization), if Roommate needed for Fal. Very mot apt. Very WOMEN'S OPEN GOLF TOURNAMENT Houseooy needed for Fall 1993 Semester. If in- JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE this is correct press the pound (#) key to con- spacious. Own room. Extremely close to cam- APRIL 21 ENTRIES DUE BY 4:00 PM IN 130 terested can 37? 5608. 319 E Wooster (across from Taco Bell) tinue or the star (*) key to choose another or A CULTURAL COLLAGE pus. $205 plus $i0.'mo (electric) Rob ganizabon FIELDHOLtSE. 354-2260 The World Student Association 353 6645 Looking for a summer job? HOUSES FOR RENT JOANNE JOHNSON. HAPPY 21ST BIRTH presents a week full or culture. Want to make $5,000 to $6,000? May 16,1993 noon to May 7.1994 noon. The system will now venfy that you meet the DAYI REMEMBER wawa woo wa Willie Roommaie wanted Room available now. Look for more details next week all around If you are 25 years or older, you can live and 701 Fifth-4 bdrm limit 4 people. requirements, as specified by the employer. If Wing?, Just dnnk it last, dosing the door with $235/mo includes uolities. 352-8681. campus. Don't target about the International work in the hottest resort on the North Coast - 722 1/2 Elm-1 bdrm. limit 1 person. you meet the requirements, then you can our pillows, Duh. Football. Do you know what dinner April 12th. Questions call 372-2249 Put-In-Bay. Call (419) 693-4639 between 1-5 2l9E.Evers-l bdrm. limit 2 people proceed. Otherwise, the system will tell you you're wearing?. It's haJioween. It's haiioween, Sublease Summer • 1 female rv pm, Tuesdays through Thursdays 202Lehman#8-1 bdrm limit2people. why you are unable to sigrvup with the em- Hilton Head ■ I think we're being followed. Call for rent info. 140 1/2 Manville2 bdrm ;imn3 ployer. JUNIORS "Becky, you have the mailbox key'?!" and "I Close to campus 352-4362. Now hiring bartenders A waitresses. Will train 722 Eighth Si -3 brdm. Imni 3 people Career Search Seminars thought you had the key1". I think that was tie Must be 21 Dependable. Apply in person 6. Press the 1 key (or a morning interview. April 13: Resume Writing exit THANKS FOR 3 GREAT YEARS BEING SUMMER SUBLEASEH WANTED Gamers. 893 S. Mam. i WGoorgia 4 bdrm limit 3 people. 830 Scon Hamilton-3 bdrm. limit 5 press the 2 key lor on afternoon interview, or April 14: Interviewing Techniques MY ROOMIE II 1 MORE YEAR 8 A WHOLE April 15: Job Search Strategies 715 Second-3 bdrm. limits people. press the 3 key for the next available time. LIFETIME TO GO. THANKS FOR EVERY- Own room. Full kitchen 1 1/2 baths Only The BG News An workshops begin at 6:30. April 13 A 14 are $1007mo. Great location. Right next to cam- 232 Lehman-3 bdrm duplex. Family or 3. (Press either 1.2 or 3) THING" needs an experienced typist/proofreader m rhe Ballroom. Apnl 15. the Community Suite. pus and only a short walk to the bars' Available to typeset classified advertising Sponsored by the Career Planning and Place- Kappa Kappe Gamma * Kappe Slgme May thru August Call Jon at 353-7117 If you have selected a time, then you many Must be avail 11 am-2pm M.W.F Start Fall 2 bdrm. house A/C. 1 car garage Avail 7-1.1 press the pound (•) key to accept the time, or ment Services. The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma would Wanted; 1 or 2 sublessors - Summer. 1 bed- """REQUIREMENTS""" year lease Call 353 696? and leave message. press the star (") key to reject. room, furnished. Winthrop Terrace. Call Computer experience-Accurate A Speedy WBGU RADIO like to thank the Brothers ol Kappa Sigma for 2 Female subteasers desperately needed for Proficient Speller A Proofreader Attention to all WBGU DJ's Past and Present: an AWESOME Wedding Tea It was the BEST 3529625 It you have pressed the pound (') key. the Apply at Student Employment '93-94 school year. Furnished apartment w/ system will say "An interview has been reser- A very important staff meeting will be held TEAEVERI Wanted: Two Summer subteasers. basement Call 2 1787 or 2 1784. Tuesday. April 13 at 9pm in 111 South Hall. If Great old house, dose to campus. ved for you at (time) " Press the star (') key to Ksppa Kappa Gamma ' Phi Delta Theta 2-3 Females needed to sublease for the sum- schedule another or the pound (f) key to return you are or have been involved and would like a 5 rooms, lots of space, private parking. Want sales experience before you graduate? show, please BE THERE" Come join The BG News Sales Staff mer. Close to campus and a fair price Call to start. The Sisters of Kappa Kappa Gamma would CaH Mary or Jen 372-1053. Enjoy a flexible work schedule, opportunities 352-0470. Fun and Prizes to be providedl like to thank rhe Brothers ol Phi Delta Theta for THE SHARK" Please note: If you are unable to stgn-up for an a great day at 2001 We're already looking lor for advancement, lots of money, resume mate- Apartment Prtcee Lowered! rial. CaH 372 2606 for details or stop by 214 interview, you will be asked whether you wish ward to next year HELP WANTED Carty Rentals * 352-7365 to add your name to the waiting list You must West Hall for an application. 1 Very close to campus also submit a Placement Data Sheet tor Be a part of the Cultural Collage Leopold e Loeb. Love gone mad. History Office located 316 E. Merry f310-5. each waiting list Experience the food, entertainment, and music gone bed. SWOON: s Aim by Tom Kslln will 'ATTENTION" ol other cultures - The World Student Associa- be shown Tuesday, April 13 at 9PM In the 1 bdrm. in house. Big front porch, nice for • Graphic Design Mijon - FOR SALE tion presents their annual International Dinner Gieh Film Theater. Admission la tree. Cele- summer Close to campus and bars. Afforda- We advise strongly that you listen to Place- Gain valuable hands-on expenence in your ment News to keep informed of changes or ad- Saturday, April 17th, 7:00pm. Tickets on sale brate B-GLAD Week Sponsored by the ble. Friendly roommate. CaH Amy. 352-9247. Held. Fall 1993, 12-15 hrsAvk Details and re- ditions to interview schedules, or other Career now in the Union April 5th-9th between PEOPLE Committee. quirements posted at Student Employment 1979 BUCK CJ-S JEEP 1 or apt. in house. Planning and Placement Services programs. 9am 5pm Tickets are $6.00 so buy yours today! Martha. Services. BRAND NEW SO-SERIES TIRES. i '2 block from campus. Happy 21st B-Dsyl ASKING $1500 CALL 372 5395 Deposit paid. Pets OK. 'ATTENTION" Don't miss out on great savings' Friends 8 Co Avail Aug 93 - 1 yr. lease VCT and Graphic Design Major■ Omega Phi Alpha's Forum Sale $32S/month*util. Cancellation of Interview Appointments Gain valuable hands-on expenence in your 1982 Kawasaki 440 LTD. Good condition. New Trash and Treasures Garage Sale Needed: An excellent and exceptlonel cari- Please call 354 4801 for more into. Cancellation of an interview must be reported Pans $550 Can Jet'@ 2 7469 or 353 5003 Today from 9-5 "' Tomorrow from 9 Noon cature artist. Thla Is your opportunity to field. Fall 1993. part-time Details and require- In person to the Career Planning and Place- ments posted at Student Employment Ser- Come in and browse at the earn $110.00 for lust s tew hours work. For 19B4 Chrysler E-ClaSS 1 basement efficiency tor rent. ment Services no later than 5 p.m one week (7 vices. VCT majors - check with the Co-op office University Bookstore Forum' more Info call UAO 372-2343 before 5 pm Air, cruise. Pioneer Slereo 319 Ridge Stop by anytime full days) before the interview day Complete a for a full-time co-opi cancellation card in the Sign-up Room of Ca- Friday, April 9. $1500 0'best otter Envirosafelieson a layer of sand that could al- ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT fisher- CaJI Krysoe 352-5483, leave message. reer Planning and Placement Services. DO Phi Tau' Pis Tau low contaminants to leak into nearby creeks ies Earn $600./week m canneries or NOT cross your name off of an interview Congratulations to JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE and Lake Erie. $4.000*/month on fishing boats. Free trans- schedule. Cancellations after this time will be Shane Herman 1984 VW Rabbit Deisol. 4 speed, air, AMI M 319 E Wooster St. And the EPA knows itl poriationt Room A Board! Male or Female. For considered a no-show. You are encouraged to Brother ol the Week cassette, great shape. Can 352-8369 after 6 (across from Taco Bell) Hear Rick Sahh employment program call l-206-54S-4lS5ext. consider carefully employers before signing up SUMMER A FALL RENTALS April I4@8p m and A5544 pm. tor interviews. Steve Jones Over 500 units with 1007 BAA Computer, IBM comp.. 16MHZ Phi Tau ol the Week Business A Communicaoons Majors Summer Super Locations 40 Meg hard drive, 14" VGA, No Show Policy: Failure to appear lor a Phi Tau • Phi Tau internship, earn 3 hrs. credit, gain career train- CALL 2400 Modem, mouse, printer scheduled interview or violation of the cancella- Small Preaa Editor* Psnel Discussion ing, learn business skills, earn $470 per wk . 354-2260 Software, big cabinet, office chair tion policy will result in immediate suspension Saturday, Apnl 10, 5-7 pm 2.5 GPA required. 800-533-7977. Sean Lewis EXPLORE All tor $6200 Call 352-8671. ol your sign-up privileges for the next recruiting Prout Hall Main Lounge ext 2587 Food related topics such as: Large 1 bdrm. apt. Close to downtown $320 penod If you do not honor your scheduled FREE and OPEN to the PUBLIC 'eating disorders Camp Staff Needed includes ultimas. 353-2823. Interview, you are required to write a letter of Mid-Am Review. Limmal. Vinyl Elephant, Bone IBM compatible computer with 286 Sx pro- 'vegeta nanism Counselors, WSI's, lifeguards, cooks, small apology c the employer lor missing the inter- Marrow Review, Memmack Books, Paper, cessor lor sale with software Ideal tor word Looking for summer sublessors to lease 3 'strange cravings craft director, arts & crafts director, trip outfitter, view, b/ing the letter with an addressed, stam- Glimpses. More processing $800 00 354-3257. bdrm house Call Amy A Andrea 353-0124. ped envelope, and meet with the Manager of 'aphrodisiac foods business manager A waterfront director for 2 On Campus Recruiting before scheduling any Mon.,Apnl12 camps near LaPierre A Traverse City. Call Fair New CD Players and laps decks lor Honda Need subleaser(s) for Summer. 1 bdrm. apt. additional interviews Any student who "no- Winds Girl Scout Council at 313-230-0244 or cars, neon beer lights, very nice 6' long bar, Semi-furnished, close to campus, quiet. $225/mo , all util. included. Call 353-3337. shows" twice will be denied interviewing privi- LOST & FOUND MISCELLANY MAGAZINE 1 -800-482-7634 for an application. AA/EOE 3522458 leges for the remainder of the academic year. Single loft with ladder Needed 1-2 males to sublease lrg.2 bdrm, 2 Thank you to all Health Fair volunteers' A spe- Catawba Island Club, Port Clinton, Ohio, seeking summer tennis professional. Newly res- Make offer 352-1203 bath, furn. A/C apt. for Summer. Will share LOST: A nan's gold and sihaf Pulssr watcn cial thanks 8 Congrats to Pi Beta Phi for having Notice of Citizenship Requirement*: If an urfaced courts and a developing program. apt. w/1 current male occupant. Rent $207.50 with msaption on back Probably lost in Over the most volunteers. employer is willing to interview international Please make an appointment for an interview ♦ share of elect. 353-5207. Square dorm-size fridge students, it will be noted in the position descnp- man Hall EXTREME sentimental value ■ He by calling 419/797-4424 bon warO! Call 353 9216. Congrats also to 1993 Health Fair winners for Excellent condition. $60 most creative exhibits' Call Andrea 2-5031 R.E. Management Spotlight Preeentstlone Spotlight presen- Permanency borrowed - World Broadcasting 1 si place - Prevention Center $25 Customer Sales/Service Systems 225 book. Reward for safe return 2nd place - BG Society lor Creative Anachron- Summer Work "Quality Off-Campus Housing" tatons offer valuable information about career Technics CD player. Single disc. 1 yr. old, palhs, detailed position responsibilities and or- ASAP. No questions asked. Call Mark at isms$25 $825 and up Start PT/FT and may contine 113 Railroad St. 10-40 hrsJWk. Flex, schedule around classes. $100. Cuff-wear heavy bag with gloves $40 (nexttoKmko's) ganizational philosophy All students schedul- 372-1288 WE NEED BLOOD! Start at entry level w/ca/eer advancement Brand new. Both negotiable 372-4682 352-9302 ing interviews are strongly encouraged to at- WENEE0BLOOOI available. No door-to-door or telemarketing No Stop in tor a complete tend appropriate Spotlights Please carefully America is in an on-going blood shortage' Yamaha Stereo System tor sale, 130 watts per exp. needed. College scholarships awarded. Summer A Fall Housing Lisil note dates, times, and locations ol Spotlight SERVICES OFFERED Give tie Gift of Life al channel. 6 • 1 CD changer, tape deck, tuner, Interview at main office and work locally. Appii presentations, as they may van/ For evening THE BGSU BLOOOMOBILE and 4 - 300 wan Infinity speakers. Best your cation into-419-866-1726 Spotlight presentations held in the Career April 12 16 alNI Commons money can buy $2.500 00 neg 354 325/ Planning and Placement Services office, enter SKYDIVE NOW In Bowling On»en. 10:30am- 4 30pm every day 88 Ply Horizon 46K miles. Asking $3,750 Special Spring Rates the Student Services Building using the second 6 Hr. class, lump the same day. Walk-ins welcome i Dancers - Now Hiring Grsat reliable transport. 353-4618. Aoor. patio entrance Please consult the calen- Student and group discounts. Appointments call 352 4575 Must be 18 & over Will train. Can make up to Spnng semester leases. dar for appropriate dales, times and locations lOminSWotBGSU $i 000/weekly. Come see our show. Fireplace Vies t MX accepted Lounge, Port Clinton, OH (419) 734-9051, ask FOR RENT 2 blocks away, pool, clubhouse Sky dive BO. 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Hear HER Roar! INSIDER Hollywood exploits 'Crush' actress in role of evil girl-woman MAGAZINE

the perfect place to live, a wealthy family's guest house, he moves in EDITOR-IN-CHIEF and meets the landlords' 14-year- old daughter. Darian is constantly Kirk Pavelich stopping by at Nick's, trying to catch a voyeuristic glimpse of his butt; or she's calling him on the MANAGING EDITOR phone obsessively. However, when Nick's girlfriend, Amy (Jen- Jane Kllgore nifer Rubin), informs him that Dar- ian has a crush on him, he dis- agrees. ART DIRECTOR Nick is not a smart man. This fact is beaten into the audience Laurel Pajer throughout the film as they sit by David Huffman Insider film critic watching him make all the wrong decisions in the name of what STAFF WRITERS passes for plot progression. He takes Darian for a ride in his car, to Dave Baskind There was a time when women "make-out point" no less, and he Curt Conrad ruled the Hollywood star system. kisses her, adding fuel to the fire. People used to flock to see Pick- He goes into Darian's house when Courtney B. Gangeml ford, Cish, Carbo, Davis and her parents aren't in and sees her Dorian Halkovtch Crawford. At some point, though, changing. And so on, and so on. things changed and now women Nick's character is written by David Huffman are struggling to get decent roles to first-time writer/director Alan play. Last week the Oscars "cele- Shapiro to be the victim, however, Jason Hunt brated" women in film, a kind of so Nick has to make a lot of bad Melinda Monhart sad tokenism. That same week saw choices so that he can play into the the release of one of the most hands of the villain. And what Mary Okorn offensively misogynistic and sleazy could be more villainous and evil films to come out of Hollywood in than a girl just coming to sexual Jacqueline Porter recent memory -The Crush maturity? Nothing, when we're Scott Rowe As Its title suggests. The Crush talking about a Hollywood movie. tells the story of a young girt, Dar- Darian (painfully close to the Ross Weitzner ian (Alicia Silverstone) madly (em- classically evil Damlen) is a gifted phasis on the mad) in love with an girl who can play the piano beauti- older man, Nick (Cary Ehves). Nick fully, is an expert equestrian and is Cary Hw«i tries to explain the situation to Alicia Silverstone In a scene 6om STAFF is an aspiring journalist who's new such a talented writer that she re- The Crash.' in town. Finding what seems to be writes one of Nick's articles so well PHOTOGRAPHER Jason Kamykowskl that it gets selected as the cover story. On top of all of this, she's beautiful and an entomologist. Perhaps her friend, Cheyenne PRODUCTION 3" DOCIBLE (Amber Benson), sums her up best ASSISTANTS when she says, "Darian knows things. Things other kids don't Butch Phillips SPECIAL know." Of course what Darian knows Darrick Ross are things like, how to poison peo- Karen Scheuer 110( 126,135, OR 15 EXP. DISC. ple, how to trap someone In a Ml PROCESSING. shack and flood it with bees (Darian Eric Schmenk claims they're wasps but they sure look like bees) and how to fake a rape. These are not not the kind of COPY EDITOR skills she picked up from being a Nlkki Floros 12 EXP.I15 EXP. 24 EXP. 36 EXP. Girl Scout. Director Shapiro seems to go out of his way to make Darian a tacky caricature as he exploits Sil- Insider Magazine Is verstone. Aside from dressing her published every Friday in the tightest possible clothes and during the academic $1.99 $2.99 $3.99 $5.99 showing her In a slow, panning year by the Board of close-up in a bikini, Shapiro puts Student Publications of her on a swing in a short skirt. Any Bowling Green State Applies to original roll, C-41 processing, 3" standard size. semblence of taste is out the door University. as Shapiro's camera looks at her Opinions expressed Guaranteed return times not in effect during this special. underwear like some kind of ado- by columnists do not lescent version of Sharon Stone's necessarily reflect the infamous Basic Instict scene. opinions of Insider The Crush is a cheap, joyless Magazine. | April 12 thru April18"l film filled with obvious set-ups and Insider Magazine bad performances. Suffering and BGSU are equal through this film is truly a task, but opportunity employers certainly not worth the effort. and do not discriminate However, for anyone who wants to in hiring practices. Pills *N* Packages p& be offended, the film is showing at 111 Railroad St. B.G. 352-1693 the Woodland Mall Cinemark Five. |FrkUr,«pr«t,m» IMMWM—Mte^

Advice: Don't take 'Client' College of Musical Know- fete MttSlt ledge." You, too, can win a FREE Grisham's latest novel readable but not spectacular promo cassette from Finders Records And Tapes In downtown BG and a FREE 3-item "Reggie Love, who medium pizza from Carly Cheena's in Maumee. All you o situ* actually threatens to have to do is answer this save the book, comes in week's "V question. Van Ha- len has amassed quite a legion roaring like a puma and by Dave Baskind of fans and many a platinum walks out like a wet The Incredible College of album. However, they've only Musical Knowledge calico." hit the Top 10 of the singles chart three times: They hit *1 with David Lee Roth (where is the stranger from committing sui- As there's less than one he now and does anyone cide, Mark is told the location of month left, make every minute care?) on "Jump" and scored missing Louisiana Congressman count. (Whimsically profound Top 10 hits with Sammy Ha- Boyd Boyette's body. Deepthroat statement.) You may not rea- gar singing lead in 1986 and byJ.J. Thompson just gets the story out when - sur- Lest of the Mohicans lize It now, but the time will slip 1988. Name either of Van Ha- prise - the stranger shoots himself. away fast. (Surprisingly meta- len's Hagar-ed Top 10 songs. Ricky, who goes into severe JohnGrUham physical jabber.) Don't worry Send in your answer, along shock from watching the suicide, is too much about what will hap- with your name, address, A good exercise regimen does rushed to a hospital in downtown threatens to save the book, comes pen to you after leaving BG phone number and favorite the body good, but John Grisham's Memphis, a town that Grisham in roaring like a puma and walks (Half-minded philosophical at- '92'93 school year memory to new book The Client will leave readers should know now better out like a wet calico. She starts out tempt.) In the words of Lyle Dr. Dave's Quiz," c/o 210 your imagination gasping (or oxy- than the city's Chamber of Com- fearless, witty and four steps ahead Lovett, "Life is so uncertain." West Hall or push it real good gen. merce. of the federal government and ends (Appropriately vague senti- Into the overused and From the first chapter, readers A frightened Mark soon has up tired, wimpy and trite. ment.) Instead, keep focused underappreciated wooden box may find themselves leaping hurdle more problems on his hands when Roy Foltrigg, the evil U.S. Attor- on the here and now, for now. in 214 West Hall or simply after hurdle of disbelief as they the FBI starts cornering him in the ney, is the cocky, Incompetent foil (Potentially non-slanderous convey your message to Dr. struggle to keep up with Grisham's hospital corridors and it becomes to Mark's hopes of avoiding the remark.) "Let up a little on the Dave telepathically Whatever far-fetched story. Just when the obvious that other shady folk want government and the Mafia. Gri- wonder why and give your way, be sure you do It before first one is cleared, the plot races to know where the body is burled. sham ensures that readers will hate heart a try." (Anachronistic the April 19 deadline. on to another doubtful situation as It would seem Mark has no place to Foltrigg. And they will. But only Yuletide reference.) Stay hip, stay happy, draw minds wail, "I'm supposed to be- turn, but, threatened and alone, he because his irredeemable traits are Troy Ehrsam knew that The Inside the lines and "don't for- lieve mar?" turns to... the yellow pages. crammed down their throats. Tubes hit the Top 10 with their get to wash where the sun Seven-year-old Mark Sway and Enter the heroic, martyred attor- But with these flaws the story is hit single, "She's A Beauty" don't shine." Until next we his 8-year-old brother, Ricky, are ney with a fondness for children still readable. Even as you wonder from their album, Out- meet, wubba wubba wubba smoking cigarettes in the woods and pro bono cases. (Couldn't you how you can enjoy a story where side/Inside (sorry, no (no, that's too annoying), we'll behind their trailer park when they just see that one coming like an- an 11 -year-old is more articulate points for naming the album always have Paris (too somber), witness a well-dressed man trying other tuition hike?) than Maya Angelou, you'll find instead of the song, Tim Da- that's the way it is (yuk), the to kill himself. While trying to stop Reggie Love, who actually yourself finishing the book quickly dik). Thus, Troy has been pro- Giants win the pennant the enough. Grisham carefully builds claimed this week's winner Giants win the pennant (huh?), the suspense, but don't hold your here at "Dr. Dave's Incredible ... I got it, do it like you mean it. breath while you wait for that Hear ye! Hear ye! slowly ticking bomb to explode. 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Well, we obviously slipped back Thespians present one-act wonders Friday, Saturday into giving you all questions that are a bit too easy, since every "Vain Fantasy," written by other for a meaningful exis- single person who played our Robert Hubbard, a master's tence. contest last week answered every candidate in the theatre de- "Where Do You Go To single question correctly. There- partment, is the second play. Hide?" is another original fore, we had to randomly draw five Of course, Woodland MaU Directed by Heath Huber, this script written by Patrick Julian, names out of our coffee can to Cinemas are the only place in town story is a light-hearted attempt a master's candidate in the come up with the lucky winners of where you can find $3 matinee to explore the male psyche. It's theatre department, directed two pairs of movie passes for the seats on first run movies AND be an original script that details by Robert Hubbard. It is an ab- Woodland Mall Cinemas. Those able to get In for $3 any time you'd the turmoils of dating and the surdist expedition into mean- fortunate folks are: Andre Wilkin- like with a valid student ID. Nothing importance of friendship. ing and chaos, when a fright- son, Joshua Pingatore, Mike Sle- could top that unless you could go ened man with a noodle benaler, Janelle Coulcher and for free. So hey, give it a try. Here Last but not least is "Im- strainer on his head is forced to Heather Moroney. Congrats and we go... promptu," written by Tad validate his own existence. It is enjoy checking out any movie EASY (2 POINTS): Alan Mosel, directed by Marcia Mil- guaranteed to make you laugh you'd like at Clnemark's Woodland Rlckman played the bad guy terror- by Mclind.i C. Monhart ler. "Impromptu" is a comedy in all the wrong places. Mall Cinema *5. ist in the first Die Hard picture. Insider theatre critic about the theatre in which four The third play on this bill is Just in case you did want to Name the major evil villian from actors have been called know though, the answers to last the sequel for a big two points. together to perform an improv- "The Backyard" written by week's quiz questions included: Next off the stages of the isational audition, and in the Christopher Cotton, a gradu- EASY -10, INTERMEDIATE - INTERMEDIATE (4 University theatre department time they spend together they ate student at the University, Kim Catrall, MILDLY DIFFI- POINTS): Name the 1985 Ron is the "Shorts Festival '93: A discover more about who they directed by Michael Kocet. CULT - Vibe», DIFFICULT - Ja- Howard film In which a group of BUI Of One Acts;" two really are. "The Backyard" invites us all son Bateman, and ALMOST IM- Florida retirees come face to face different bills offering a variety to think about the special bond POSSIBLE - The Gold Rush with friendly alien visitors. of one-act plays, combining The second bill of three one- many of us have with our Once again, congratulations to all comedy arid serious drama. act plays, showing April 10, grandfathers and the gentle of our winners and hey - If the MILDLY DIFFICULT (6 The following Is a list of the opens with "Overtones," writ- wisdom in which we were winning Is that easy for them, then POINTS): Wes Craven's original two play bills and capsule ten by Alice Gerstenberg and raised. you know It's got to be that easy for Nightmare on Elm Street fea- summaries made by the direc- directed by James Bunzll, a you. So get on the ball and play. tured a title that stood alone. tors. On the first bill, which graduate student in the theatre There will be a 10-minute You can't win If you don't enter. However, each of the sequels runs tonight, is "Hospice," department. This is an existen- intermission after each play. And based on the difficulty of our tacked on cheesy little subtitles. written by Pearl Cleage, direct- tial comic drama about greed, All shows start at 8 p.m. and questions, chances are If you do Name them and match them with ed by Vanessa Edge. This is a love and irony. In this play four tickets are $2 at the door. Seat- enter you'll probably win. But hey! their numbered sequel. touching drama about a actors portray the primitive ing is limited. These shows No tag teams allowed. You must daughter and her estranged and cultured selves of two may contain adult language answer the questions on your own. DIFFICULT (8 POINTS): mother coming to terms with women who struggle within and situations which may not Anyway, the rules remain the What was the 1989 film In which their relationship. themselves and with each be suitable for children. same. You answer our five ques- muscle man Dolf Lundgren starred tions correctly, mall your entries to as a popular comic book hero de- Insider Magazine's Film Trivia termined to wipe out New York's Contest, 214 West Hall via campus criminal element? University Bookstore will be closed Sot., April 1 Olh mail, or drop them off yourself at 210 West Hall in the Maxwell ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE (10 in observance of Coster Weekend. House coffee can on the Insider POINTS): In the 1939 film The desk. Either way suits us Just fine. Wizard of Oi, Judy Garland Ae-open Mon., April 12th, 8:00 am. Just as long as you read our maga- played the part of Dorothy. For ten zine and you enter the quiz. C'mon big points name the real life actors folks, we're not asking for too who played the Scarecrow, the UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO * UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO UAO much. Lion and the Tin Man.

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country. But there's more to this not my place/It's even though I'm trio of performers than nifty re- hoping for a simple way of say- makes. ing/It's a shame about Ray/In the Thanks to the 1992 release of stone under the dust his name is It's a Shame About Ray, the still ingraved/Some things need to Lemonheads have made a defi- go away/It's a shame about Ray.") nite impact on the college music scene being named' 'Album of the The lyrics and the songs came Year" by the College Media Jour mostly from a trip Dando made to nal. Australia. The story of Ray came The songs, which border on gri- partially from a club owner in Aus- tty and sometimes mellow, are the tralia who called everyone Ray. brainchild of singerEvan Dando who start- gan, who helped co-write the lyrics Lemonheads ed the band back in 1986. This is on the album, and they saw an arti- It's a Shame About Ray Dando's seventh album as a cle in a Sydney newspaper about a Atlantic Records Lemonhead and he stands as the kid who couldn't stay in school and only consistent member. This time the last paragraph said, "It's a The candy store has a new around Dando teams up with David shame about Ray." The result was product. Well, it's actually been Ryan and bassist Juliana Hatfield. the college radio smash hit. around for quite a while. Maybe While the group's make-up may It's true that the Lemonheads you've seen it, behind the everyday not have been consistent, it has like to do covers. In fact, New Line gumballs and Jawbreakers. depended on Dando's vision and Home Video was so impressed Then again, maybe you've just determination to develop the with their covers that they asked passed them up as Just another 12-rrack album whick runs Just them to do "Mrs. Robinson" for a cheap imitation. It's a shame if you under 30 minutes. The album relies special limited edition of The have, because you've been missing on hard guitar and witty lyrics to Graduate. The Lemonheads out on a new original, post-punk give the songs a grungy, yet whim- also did a short piece called "Frank record from the Lemonheads. sical taste. Mills" from the musical Hair. The name may ring a bell since "I've never been too good with It Is not the covers that have the groups smash remake of Paul names," Dando sings on the title made this album a success, but Simon's "Mrs. Robinson" has track "It's a Shame About Ray." Dando's unrelenting pursuit for his helped to put the group on MTV (' The cellar door was open/1 could vision of music. It's not a Journey and radio stations all across the never stay away/No, it's probably Into something deep, but it's not Just another pop album. It's the de lightful mix of grunge and spark that would be a shame to miss out NocI on. -Glen Lubbert Vambo Marble Eye's "Planet" self, if this were only an instrumen- is good, not surprisingly, and the tal album this would be great, be- Various Toledo Artists Rivermen's offering "Blackshoe cause the music's great but this guy Exposed Cake Walk" Is by far the best track. cannot stng. After listening to it a Sin Klub Entertainment Tin Ponies is a band I hope to few times though, I realized that it hear more from and Gone Daddy was only on the rock songs that he As the title suggests this is a Finch's "I Don't Hope For Her" is sounded bad - especially "Hey compilation album of Toledo's mu- fantastic. Bowling Green's North Little Pretty Please," which sounds sical talent. The album offers one Enterprise native Anthony Makes like he's doing a really bad Jim tune from 18 different bands which Jams on "Down Ashley's Alley" Morrison imitation. On the ballads cover a wide range of music, from but, hey Anthony, you still owe he sounds much better - especially a cheezy Jackson Five rip-off, The Fraas for the tap deposit and more. after hearing "Hey Little Pretty Saints, to hard-core thrash from Maybe the song revenue will help Please." His voice Is much better Environmental Hazzard. I won't you remember. Stephen Budd's suited to ballads than rock songs. bother to list everything but I will "Blackbird" Is extremely well- While there are a few bad songs Lemonheads give you the highlights. written and up for my all-time (I can think of one In particular) favorite band name is The Rest- there are more good songs. Some GREEK LIFE GREEK LIFE GREEK LIFE GREEK LIFE GREEK LIFE GREEK LIFE room Poets with a pretty good of these include "We'll Make It tune called "We Are." Through," "Running Into The The Advantages of Greek Lite at Sun," "In Your Eyes" (which is not The rest of the album is okay. a remake of Peter Gabriel's song BGSUIoJai Nothing more. There are some by the same name) and "Donna" - groups who show potential, such which is a remake of the Ritchie LrYovide a saitta el belonging and Identity as Dog Solitude and Surroun- Valens' song. The two songs that I forflNhivMnt, ded by Jeds but mostly the songs thought were really bad include t Encourage 0M MMdual to pvtfcUjMtt fa are pretty weak. I would only rec- "Watching Over You," and as If * types ol activity. ommend this album to those of you you hadn't already guessed, "Hey 8. Develop in tin M vital a sense of group who adamantly follow the Toledo Little Pretty Please." cooperation am respoostolty and skit to music scene. Initially I thought that this album working in groups. -Scott Rowe was terrible, but as I realized later, 4. Provide opportunity to serve the coBoga only parts of it were. So after weighing the good and the bad, the and coirnunlly. Noel Hearts On Fire good end wins out, and I would 6. Provide a sodal and Mara*!* group Mercury Records have to say that if you can find It which afdt thai incoming froshmea In somewhere cheap, pick it up. It Just adjuttmaat to collage If a. The first time I listened to might grow on you. 8. Provide an opportunity to engage in Hearts On Fire I thought to my- -Tony Nehls business and management activities through flat business responsiMttles ol the organization. 7. Provide opportunity to win leadership positions. 8. Provide opportunity to dovoiop dose, I)ars««llrltndsi*swl*:hlastal1etime. Think About It

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We stood in the middle of The pot alone promised to lure It's to deaden the empathy. I handed him the tape recorder and come one of the highest in the the street. Beer cans, broken every TV camera within a tri-state "F— this sunroof," my boss he began to wail Into it: midwest and U-M becomes the glass, blood and gasoline area, but the real drug WE wanted snarled. The tape recorder most expensive state university in covered the sidewalks. Sir- was the weirdness, a look at freaki- smacked the steering wheel as a All alone I cried My secret Michigan, the city has become ens wailed. Lines of police in ness and violence. Journalists are pothole launched the Skyhawk woman I say goodbye both overwhelmingly liberal AND riot gear moved steadily addicted to weirdness. across the Michigan state line. I to you elitist. Full of radicals but short on against crowds of belligerent counted our blank tapes. Six cas- All alone, with gagish- proletarians, you might say. Ann college students. Sirens Hear the news blues pick settes, 24 hours total. It would be creeminzong... Arbor has come to consist of an screamed In the darkness. and choose close. expensive campus ringed by ex- How did we get here, I won- Try to understand and you "My butt is sweaty," I grumbled. Gradually the crowd thinned. A pensive whole food stores and dered. What in God's name get more confused We had departed from Uptown man slept on his Bible at the end of churches that do a good bit of fund- were we thinking? Pull the plug it's too much with a good bit of adrenalin already the counter, growing holier raising with $60-a-plate dinners. information in our heads. We had forgotten to through osmosis. Frankie the The Hash Bash, for many peo- It was 1:45 a.m., and the planets 24 hours 5 million stations bring tomorrow's clothes, but had dishwasher snapped him with a ple, seems to offer a bit of the old were right. Check it out we gotta the presence of mind to bring three towel. "Wake up," he barked. "No days, even if it IS run by tokers with "The planets are right," I an- change this reel 35mm cameras, eight rolls of very praying at the counter." (Egads!) an agenda (the legalization nounced as the Buick whipped The more we see the less expensive film, a package of Vi- I bit into a gyro (pronounced of pot) and its speeches are domi- around the ramp and shuddered we feel varin, a laptop computer, two liters "Euro," Frankie corrected me be- nated by Libertarians campaigning onto the freeway.' The gods are of 40 proof Mad Dog and enough tween lessons on Japanese brain for city council. Pressure from the on our side." I drank to the gods. That damn Llmbomaniacs song underground literature on the machines and the economy) asked city and university to pay for securi Then I drank to the god of war -- kept sloshing around my skull. growing, smoking and eating of about Shortwave Ed, the Ann Ar- ty and cleanup costs has forced the patron god of psychopaths and What were we seeking tonight? A weed to make Abbie Hoffman look borite without a past who drifts original pot-smoking festival to journalists. Give us this day our good time? A good story? A good like Dick and Jane. My boss had an through the city's late-night diners take on the mantle of political daily news... look at the freaks? Was this journal- extra pair of underwear. I had a typing programs on his portable protest - and with It, a certain re- My boss was alternately beating ism or cheap voyeurism, just a toothbrush and a cozy buzz going. computer. The sour-looking man spectability. the dashboard with her fist and good hit? "STOPTHECAR!" I shouted near Jake puffed on his pipe and That morning, the air was full of ducking the tape recorder that Tonight there would be violence. suddenly. "I want to interview a hooked his eyes Into me. "So, you political monikers: the United Mari- swung crazily from the rearview Tonight the University of Michigan trucker!" doing background research?" he juana Smokers of Michigan, the mirror. would play the University of We entered the rest stop at 55 said with sudden vitriol. "Doing a National Organization for the Re- "F— this radio," she growled as Western Kentucky in a bid for the mph and parked in the wrong little background, looking for some form of Marijuana Laws, the Green the recorder clipped her head NCAA basketball crown. Win or direction in the trucks-only section. human color, doing background on Panthers, the Wisconsin Student again. The radio coughed up a few lose, when the game was over, the My boss went to the bathroom. I the freaks? First Shakin' Jake, then Marijuana Association, the Free- sounds and she next began attack- city would go berserk. There would hauled myself up to the window of Shortwave Ed, now what freak's dom Fighters. Pot smokers passed ing the rattling sunroof. I swigged be blood. There would be destruc- a resting Peterbilt and tapped on next? Who's on your roster? Am I out business cards, wore buttons my Mad Dog and watched the tion. There would be fire. And the window. The driver eyes's were the next freak on your roster?" He and handed out "Re Legalize Mari- road. It was Indeed a beautiful con- there would be journalists by the red. I breathed heavily in his face was right, of course. We were look- juana" signs to wave at the TV vergence. In an hour we would be dozens to lap up the blood and and gave him my most engaging ing for the freaks, exploiting them, cameras. There were flags and in Ann Arbor, Mich., site of April's gasoline. smile. journalizing them, robbing their banners and pamphlets. I smelled Hash Bash - an annual Bacchana- I sipped from the bottle. No "You're not going to the Hash lives of blessed Impermanence. political types all around. That and lia of marijuana, music and food. wonder so many journalists drink. Bash, are you?" Shameless voyeurism. A cheap hit. lots of burning dope. He looked at me. Late-night- The song came rushing back: But it was dope-smoking with a free- It's a too the animals are cause, according to Chuck Kiles, wheel- me and you president of UMSOM, who talks ing.-college-punk-commie-pinko, Turnln' tricks Jumpln' about casual Bashers with the con- his face said. through a point of view tempt of a preacher describing "No, Detroit. From Indiana. Like change so fantastic Sunday-moming Christians. With a load of..." His voice trailed More street homes for "People get high and then go off. He looked at his hands. He more and more spastics home and...aren't accomplishing rubbed his face. What? - weed? Il- Outside it's a turning tide anything," he said. legal aliens? Chex mix? And so you learn there's "You got to get organized. A lot "...potatoes." nowhere no way to turn of the people who are involved are I left him. Crazy bastard. Pota- Back from behind the wearing suits these days. That's toes. Detroit. Indiana. The guy had window because you've got to make sacri- a weirdness deficiency. Hardly Get a dose taking In the fices - you have to look good at worth turning the tape recorder on freak show government functions." for. Soon, he and other UMSOM It was time to leave. officers will travel to Washington to We continued north. At 3:30 we lobby for marijuana legalization, he hit the cobblestone streets of Ann tells me. They have obtained a Arbor's upper side. Then the lower lobbying license, he tells me. They side. Then the upper side again. The Big Chill has thawed. Read will wear suits, he tells me. Marijuana isn't the only weed in the soulful mutterings of the '60s A sign of how politicized the Ann Arbor - "no parking" signs generation and you will be sad- whole affair has become came dur- grow like dandelions here. dened by what has happened to ing the speeches, when some poor After a 10-minute fight over the Ann Arbor. Used to be (they say) cost of parking tickets, wWe came any kind of drug known to man or to halt In front of the only diner dog was available for a smile and a open, a aluminum-plated little box hug along the University of Michi- filled with genial drunks and flu- gan Dlag, the strip of concrete that orescent light. My boss ordered a cuts across the college's central basket of cheese sticks. I stood and campus. The sound of drums and took inventory: two bewigged tambourines (they say) echoed professor-types, three rastafarians along South University day and with eye shadow, a sour-looking night. Freaks and messlahs min- man with a pipe and a wrinkled gled (they say) and compared sto- bluester bedecked in a straw hat, a len philosophies beneath the Bell woman's scarf and fluorescent- Tower. rimmed sunglasses - Shakin' Jake But the yippies of yesterday have Woods of Hollywood, Calif., he In- become the longhairs and yuppies formed me. The tape recorder was of today, creating a strange kind of i oiling, and Shakin' Jake was ready genetic Isolation within the city. As to sing ("women trouble," he said.) Ann Arbor's cost of living has be- FrkUy, April »,1«3

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freak, stoned or deranged or prob- enthusiasm for the smokers' Satur- The more we see the less Behind me, one of the roof people ing window, people admired the ably both, began screaming, "Kill nalia. For the last three years, the we feel... slipped from the store's awning sound more. With every drunken the motherf—ers!" whenever city and campus have spent the and fell on the boss. I didn't notice. brawl, there was more cheering. someone mentioned the police. weeks before the Hash Bash in I covered my press badge and "Come up here and look at I was feeling it, too. The noise Soon a pair of men hushed him court, trying to get the tokers to shook the defender's muddy hand this," I urged her. She stepped to and motion and violence was dizzy- into silence. Rebellion is okay un- fork over money for security and - lest I forget what camp I am in. the edge of the porch and caught ing and satisfying - like the vertigo less you Interrupt the revolution, cleanup costs. For the last three an iceball to the jaw. I was obli- you feel when first standing up apparently. years, they have lost because vious, until suddenly I lost all hear- after a few too many. It was excit- Oh, to have seen the first Hash NORML, which organizes the fes- ing in my left ear. My head ing and Intoxicating. Violence is a Festival In 1972, when an announ- tival, claims Hash Bash is a political Hours later, the boss and I sat in snapped to the right. drug. cement spray-painted near the en- protest. the Expresso Royale guzzling "Ooooooh!" the crowd said ap- At about midnight, the weirdness gineering arch lured hundreds of Security costs or not, however, drinks made of fermented cacao provingly as purple spots and flying reached a peak. One by one, the Yippies to a defiant smoke-in. To- the Dlag was crawling with cops - plant caterpillars. I picked pieces of ice filled my eyes. police left their posts along the day, the Hash Bash Is a well- campus, city, county, state and (ac- pressed lamb from my teeth. My "You didn't get hurt, did you?" street and assembled Into four long organized political rally surrounded cording to a sheriff's deputy) boss stared at cookie crumbs on the boss sneered gleefully. lines. They put the face shields of by hawkers of T-shirts and plastic undercover narcs as well. the table. We had been awake 32 Stones were now bouncing off their helmets down and moved out marijuana-leaf lels. "You don't know who's a cop of the past 34 hours. It was clear the wall above us. In the middle of of the intersection in four direc- It's still a blast, though. and who's not," the deputy told me we would need chemical assistance the street, a smoke bomb went off tions, clearing University Street. On that Saturday, thousands of ominously. "There's lots of us out if we were to finish out the night. and the crowd, fearing it was tear Some In the crowd lingered, look- people braved the cold and crow- here." We popped Vivarin and settled gas, scattered briefly. Unopened ing for a fight. Most disappeared ded the Dlag in front of the U-M li- However, in Ann Arbor all cops back to wait for the mob. It was beer cans sailed out of the crowd into the city to prepare for the brary to scream, "Hemp, hemp, are not created equal. Because the 10:30. The Michigan-Kentucky and exploded against brick build- championship game on Monday. hooray!'' for every costumed mari- city's ordinances make pot smok- game was in overtime and the ings, showering the police below. In the shadows near Condom juana activist who grabbed the ing a misdemeanor subject to a journalists outside were charging One can smashed through a bay Sense the cop-killing freak from mike. African drummers, both $25 fine, city cops can opt to sim- their flash guns, checking their bat- window. The thrower danced the rally stood alone and mumbled. black and white, gathered to jam ply write you a ticket. But on the teries. In the state police patrol car among the crowd, utterly satisfied In the street, TV reporters while Birkenstock wearing stu- U-M grounds, where campus cops out front, the police radio was with himself. Down the street, par searched for angry quotes, alter- dents danced in the mud and snow. equal state cops, the stakes are turned down, the radio station with amedics stuck tubes into an uncon nately playing friend to the police Booths in the city's Fuller Park much higher - the maximum pun- the game was turned up. One cious celebrant while diners at sergeants and confidant to the overflowed with underground liter- ishment is a $1,000 fine plus a minute, 20 seconds of game time McDonald's watched, munching lingering hotheads among the ature, products made from hemp year in jail. to go. their burgers and fries. crowd. Turnin'tricks, jumping and hemp cloth, and drug para- "I guess if you like getting There was a dangerous kind of through a point of view... phenalia of every type. busted, get busted by the city Is this a trend? Violence on euphoria about the whole thing as As we left, a fire truck came. We For sale were kits for turning pop police," the deputy said. schedules, mayhem on deadline? the revelers turned their Sony considered turning back to see cans into instant water pipes, spe- God knows the city cops had First the Persian Gulf war, now Handycams on each other and where it had gone, but the high was cial teas for beating urine tests and enough on their minds. With the this. It's all very convenient. wondered who would have the over. trays for growing hallucinogenic Final Four game only hours away, Outside, Brother Mark contin- balls to knock out that neon sign, We had gotten our dose, we had mushrooms. There were tapes of barricades were going up all over ued his tirade on the edge of the take out one of those cops, pick off taken In the freak show. We had "songs to get stoned by," roach downtown. At Fuller Park, the Diag. one of those lamp post climbers had enough and wanted to go clips made to look like switchblade center of the off-campus celebra- "Ann Arbor, you will pay for wiL'i a beer can. With every shatter- home. knives and handmade hash pipes. tion, the only cops present were your violence tonight," he shouted There were marijuana activists of directing traffic. at passing cars. "You'll bum like every persuasion: a man with mul- The campus police seemed the Sodom you are!" tiple sclerosis who has smoked bored with the whole event, smiling In bars up and down State "two joints a day for 23 years" for for snapshots and studying the sky Street, the buzzer sounded. The medicinal purposes; a clothmaker intently as tokers in the rally's front mob broke loose. at the Ohio Hempery in Athens, row puffed cannibis smoke into TV They streamed through the ar- Ohio; an environmentalist who cameras. At the end of the day, cades and alleys, through the Diag claimed "pot energy can save the only 47 arrests had been made on and across the bike paths toward world;" a beret-wearing radical campus, many of them for destruc- South University Street. The boss who proudly informed us he had tion of property. Weirdness was and I grabbed our coats and headed helped barricade a Maryland prison nothing new to these cops. into the darkness, following the because it housed pot smokers. They even watched calmly as shouting and the crash of trash Tokers of every stripe listened at- members of the crowd hurled hate cans toppling throughout the cam- tentively as a lawyer instructed and iceballs at an itinerant preach- pus. City police officers carrying them on "what to do if you get er, Brother Mark, who mounted gas masks stood every 20 feet pulledover," while student vol- the steps to shout damnations at along the sidewalk. At first, they unteers enthusiastically distributed the crowd. After one snowball tried to stop revelers from climbing copies of a pamphlet titled "Deal- snapped his "SMOKE BRIM- the lamp posts, but as the street ing with Urine Tests on Short No- STONE, SINNERS!" sign Into filled, they ventured less and less tice." pieces, some tokers took up posi- into the crowd. They had been tions to defend him. The iceballs through this before. On signs everywhere were pic- came faster. From the porch of Wherehouse tures of Bill Clinton, whom pot Up on the steps, one of the cops Records we could see most of the smokers have apparently claimed nudged a student. "Hey, no snow- crowd. Here the camera began to as one of their own. ball throwing from the steps, lie, for in the light of flashbulbs, the "Inhale to the chief!" shouted please. Have a good day." mob was full of glowing faces and one speaker. "He says he doesn't The weirdness grew. Crowd fingers forming victory signs. In the do It anymore, but we know better, members screamed at each other darkness, however, it was a sea of don't we?" about the First Amendment. Ice- surging noise and whizzing iceballs. According to Kiles, whose balls now littered the steps behind Uprooted street signs marched, 100-member group, UMSOM, re- the good brother. Suddenly, one of silhouetted, through the crowd. formed in October after 10 years the defenders bolted into the crowd Lamp post climbers perched 10 underground, Clinton's election and grabbed one of Mark's perse- feet above the crowd and ducked has sparked a sort of renaissance cutors by the head. They hit the snowballs that threatened to knock within the drug culture. mud and snow and fought until them to the concrete. From the "Hash Bash was almost dead NORML members pulled them rooftops, police cameras video- during the Reagan years," he said, apart with nervous looks toward taped everything. then grinned. "But things are look- the press photographers who cir- Gradually the night got stranger. ing up now, I guess." cled the fray, their autowinders People on top of Wherehouse Re- Renaissance or not, however, hissing and whining like wolver- cords' pitched roof became targets Ann Arbor itself has lost some of its ines. for iceball throwers In the crowd. M4«T,*»rtt,im 8 luM«Mafaii«

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Not only Is this snippet commercials when she was a child, the sweet, beautiful Cindy floating part of The Brady Bunch theme and inevitably, inexorably around. She's a graphic artist and song, it was also the theme of the proceeded to talk for the next 30 seems to be highly regarded by her l."lnformer," Snow(Ea- evening at the Lenhart Grand Ball- minutes about her acting career. former co-star Eve Plumb. stwest) (Platinum) room April 6, as Eve Plumb (aka For the first five minutes, the Olsin isn't the only co-star who 2."FreakMe,"Silk(Keia) Jan Brady) spoke to a wall-to-wall crowd was confused - was she go- got high marks from Plumb. Robert 3"Nuthin' But a G' Thang," crowd of people about what it was ing to do this ceaselessly, or was Reed, who died last year of AIDS, Dr. Dre (Death Row) (Platinum) 4."l Have Nothing," Whitney like to grow up a Brady. there going to be more substance was mentioned with obvious love Sadly, Plumb didn't seem com- to the lady we all grew up watching and admiration for his ability to /nsider/Jcjon Komykowilu Houston (Arista) Eve Plumb (Jan Brady) fortable with the fact that the on TV? Hope began to dissipate, "care, whether we were right or 5"Don't Walk Away, " Jade (Giant) "warm welcome" she received however, as the minutes ricked by wrong." Plumb denounced the un- dience, or make any attempt to. from the crowd was because we all and we learned more and more flattering accounts of Reed in the You could chalk It up to simple 6."Love Is," Vanessa Wil- came to know and love the Brady about Eve Plumb's acting days. media, which was probably the inexperience, but it was more than liams & Brian McKnight (Giant) Bunch - and Jan Brady along with Where were the statements? closest she came to making any that. 7."Cat's in the Cradle," Ugly Kid Joe (Mercury) it. When were we going to see the kind of statement. It was a sense of bitterness the Plumb obviously did not want to real Eve Plumb? Plumb did say at Another time she almost made a audience could sense from her ref- 8."Two Princes," Spin Doc- be known or referred to as Jan the end of her speech that it was statement came when someone erences to our revered Brady tors (Epic Associated) Brady, frequently admonishing the her first talk in front of a crowd, so asked her if she had any children, Bunch. Plumb's blatant disregard 9.TmSoIntoYou,'SWV crowd that "it was acting" or "it we could have forgiven her strange or was thinking of having any. for the needs and wants of the (RCA) (Gold) was a set" or "that wasn't real life, and stilted reading abilities, but Plumb replied, "Yes, I have majority of her audience came 10."Comforter," Shai (Gaso- people." there was no excuse for the lack of thought about it, and no, I don't from the point she so frequently line Alley) Plumb received a standing ova- substance so apparent in her want any children," to which spon- hammered home - that she was Top LPs: tion from the crowd as she entered speech. taneous applause erupted. When not a Brady and did not want to be the ballrooom from a side door The closest the crowd came to Plumb realized the impact of what known as one, or even associated 1." 'The Bodyguard' Sound- Tuesday night (escorted by our getting to know Eve Plumb, which she said, she immediately stepped with The Brady Bunch myth, track," (Arista) (Platinum) wonderfully masculine and ever- is why most of us turned up that off, murmuring about how that was except in the most purely profes- 2."Breathless," Kenny G dependable Bowling Green night, was the question and answer just her opinion and anyone had a sional way. (Arista) (Platinum) policemen) but it wasn't long be- session after the speech. right to do what they wanted. As if Plumb is riding off the success of 3"Unplugged," Eric Clapton fore the crowd turned on her and She wouldn't answer any ques- we didn't know that, Eve. The Brady Bunch, yet wants no (Duck) (Platinum) wondered what, in fact, they were tions about her love life and most part of it. What Plumb needs to rea- 4"Pocket Full of Kryptonite," doing there. At one point, Plumb of her personal life. She horse- Disappointment seemed to per- lize is that no matter how many act- Spin Doctors (Epic Associated) inadvertently slammed Cincinnati, laughed into the microphone when vade the atmosphere. The most ing Jobs she's had since The (Platinum) saying there were many other she was uncomfortable with a indicative reason for this dis- Brady Bunch, to most of us, all 5." 14 Shots to the Dome," places she would rather have been, question. However, we did get to appointment was the fact that she Is and all she'll ever be is Jan L.L Cool J(Def Jam) and a portion of the crowd rewar- learn the answer to a question that Plumb didn't connect with her au- Brady. 6."Songs of Faith and Devo- tion," Depeche Mode (Sire- RUN OUT AND SNAG...: Jim Kind at Easystreet Cafe, Marvelous Reprise) ROCK GOSSIP FROM Cummer from Madhatter Music Cricket Troupe at Pollyeyes; TO- ROCK GOSSP FROM 7."Ten Summoner's Tales," THE BLACK SWAMP calls local self-produced Stephen NIGHT AND SATURDAY: 18th Sting (A&M) Christ of f and The Marvelous Emergency at Howard's Club H, THE BLACK SWAMP 8." 12 Inches of Snow," Snow Cricket Troupe's Ylssllian Black Onyx at Gamers; MONDAY: (EastwesO(Gold) U Chirps his pick of the week, and Tony Pulizzi Trio at Easystreet 9."The Chronic," Dr. Dre Save His Soul from Blues Cafe; WEDNESDAY: Gone Daddy (Death Row-lnterscope) (Plati- Traveler, A&M Records , is the Finch at Howard's Club H, Chrissie num) favorite of Guy WUcox from Fin- and Cathy Belfiore at Pollyeyes, lO.'Lose Control," Silk(Keia) ders. 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