TCN GEM Sun Jan 8, 2012

Home , Billie Piper, Brenda de Banzie, Paul Eddington

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Jan 8, 2012

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 CARRY ON CABBY 1963 Repeat PG

Carry On Cabby The adventures of a taxi-cab company owned by a man in competition with another local firm secretly sponsored by his neglected wife!

Starring: Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey, Esma Cannon, Liz Fraser, Milo O'Shea

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 HOBSON'S CHOICE 1954 Repeat WS PG

Hobson's Choice A selfish, overbearing owner of a boot shop in the 1890's who is used to being tended to by his three subservient daughters is awakened when his eldest decides to take matters into her own hands.

Starring: Charles Laughton, John Mills, Brenda De Banzie, Daphne Anderson, Prunella Scales, Richard Wattis

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

12:15 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Double Exposure On a shopping trip to Boston, Jessica's delight at running into John Winslow, an old friend, is short-lived when he denies knowing her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

13:15 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Getaway's Big Adventure

A special episode showcasing some of the world's great adventures. Dermott boards an ice-breaker in ScandInavia and floats among the icebergs; Jules joins a 10 helicopter safari off Perth to the remote and little known Abroholos Islands; Ben takes a sailing journey into the wilds of West Papua and Kelly is in the tiny island nation of Palau on a Survivor-style adventure.

14:15 BEN-HUR 1959 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Ben-hur When a Jewish prince is betrayed and sent into slavery by a Roman friend, he regains his freedom and comes back for revenge.

Starring: Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Frank Thring

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G The day of judgment finally arrives: the transmission in the US of the mini-series based on Jean and Lionels love story. How well will it be received?

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 YES MINISTER WS G

The Moral Dimension Jim is forced to back down about exposing bribery used to obtain a lucrative foreign contract when Bernard allows a valuable vase from a foreign government to be undervalued so that Mrs. hacker can keep it.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds 20:30 THE DEVIL'S OWN 1997 Repeat HD WS M

The Devil's Own After seeing British soldiers gun down his father as a child, Frankie McGuire joins the Irish Republican Army, determined to avenge his father's death.

Starring: Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Margaret Colin

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

23:00 DISCLOSURE 1994 Captioned Repeat WS MA

Disclosure A computer specialist is sued for sexual harassment by a former lover turned boss who initiated the act forcefully, which threatens both his career and personal life.

Starring: Demi Moore, Michael Douglas, Donald Sutherland, Caroline Goodall

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Sex Scenes, Adult Themes

01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Rachel and Phoebe discover a shocking truth about Chandler after spotting him with a mystery blonde.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Kid From Spanish Harlem

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Jan 9, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat HD WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Ballad for a Blue Lady

Jessica gets enmeshed in feuds, infidelity, and murder in Nashville.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 A PASSIONATE STRANGER 1957 Repeat WS PG

A Passionate Stranger A female writer hires a new, Italian chauffeur to be both her driver and the subject of her new novel. When he reads the manuscript, he believes that she is in love with him, causing all sorts of complications.

Starring: Margaret Leighton, Ralph Richardson

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G The day of judgment finally arrives: the transmission in the US of the mini-series based on Jean and Lionels love story. How well will it be received?

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

14:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

A Dog's Life

Ben and Marcus work together to save an abused dog. Tayler is determined her pregnant dog will win the regional yard dog trials. Meanwhile, Jaz goes to extreme lengths to take care of the goat herd and prove herself to Grace and Stevie.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Zborn Again Dorothy resists Stan's attempts at reconciliation after he finally hits it big; Rose asks Sophia for help with dealing with an annoying co-worker.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Sophia decides to become a nun to honour a friend who recently passed away.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Wedding

In a special milestone episode, Phoebe's big day becomes a disaster as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Also, Chandler and Ross lobby Rachel to choose one of them as a last-minute replacement for a groomsman in what promises to be a most unorthodox wedding procession. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Speaks French Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language.

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP WS PG

Secret World 2

Michaelas back at Secret World Wildlife Rescue in Somerset. Its breeding season for wildlife across the UK, and Secret World is inundated with orphaned and injured young animals in need of their help. And we pick up the story of tame fox Megan, who we met earlier in the series.

20:30 JOANNA LUMLEY'S NILE Repeat HD WS G

Joanna begins her epic Nile adventure on a fishing boat on Egypts coast where the Nile spills into the Mediterranean. This may be the end of the Nile, but its the start of Joannas journey south to find its source. In the first of this four part series, Joanna follows the Nile through Egypt, capturing the spirit of Agatha Christie in Cairo and later on a Nile cruise. Later, she travels along the Nile by train, road and Felucca barge, discovering life as it is today along one of the worlds greatest rivers

21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN WS MA

9 Chefs Compete

The nine remaining chefs are challenged to compete in a taste test, with the winner receiving a day at the spa and the losers sent to clean the dorm. Once the dinner ervice is completed, Chef Ramsay must decide on which tastes worse, raw food or a lack or communication within the kitchen.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat WS MA Belle throws herself into a vampire role play, but the appointment comes to an unfortunate end. Meanwhile, Ben and Belle's already-rocky relationship is further tested by an unpredictable Harry and alluring Poppy.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL Repeat WS MA

The series comes to a climatic end when Ben asks Belle to give up her job to save their relationship. Belle is thrown into turmoil and her life is further complicated by the presence of the dangerous Harry and a client who looks... familiar. It's decision time: her relationship or her job?... Belle or Hannah?

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Phoebe's Wedding

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Speaks French Joey implores Phoebe to teach him French for an audition, but she quickly becomes exasperated by his awful attempts to speak the language.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Ballad for a Blue Lady

Jessica gets enmeshed in feuds, infidelity, and murder in Nashville.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Zborn Again Dorothy resists Stan's attempts at reconciliation after he finally hits it big; Rose asks Sophia for help with dealing with an annoying co-worker.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Sophia decides to become a nun to honour a friend who recently passed away.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder in F Sharp Dennis Stanton investigates when a prominent pianist's wife is murdered shortly after the pianists hands are badly burnt.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE MAN WHO HAUNTED HIMSELF 1970 Repeat PG

The Man Who Haunted Himself

After surviving near-fatal injuries from a car wreck, uptight executive Harold Pelham leaves the hospital only to learn that someone has been using his name and running his business - and that person looks exactly like him. Harold wrestles uncomfortably with two possible explanations: He has an evil twin or he's going insane.

Starring: Roger Moore, Hildegard Neil

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

14:00 MICHAELA'S ANIMAL ROAD TRIP Repeat WS PG

Secret World 2

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

My Prince Will Come Jaz's ex-boyfriend arrives from Italy with a plan to save her Olympic career and win her back. Meanwhile, Moira's world is turned upside down when she discovers some shocking news.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Mrs. George Devereaux Blanche's late husband George suddenly turns up, claiming to have faked his own death, while Dorothy finds herself caught in a love triangle with two celebrities.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Sophia asks Blanche for tips on how to please her boyfriend Tony.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Princess Consuela Rachel has a secret job interview at a restaurant, but gets a shock when she finds her current boss dining at the next table. Meanwhile, Phoebe considers legally changing her married name to something more exotic.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Estelle Dies

When Rachel makes a startling announcement, Ross secretly schemes to get her former job back for her. Elsewhere, Monica and Chandler check out the house for sale next door to their new home and make a stunning announcement. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G When Lionel and Jean made a stand against the ghastly country set several weeks earlier, they became very popular with the villagers who now shower the pair with gifts.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:00 YES MINISTER WS G

The Bed of Nails

Jim accepts an unpopular position pushing a transportation bill desired by #10 but opposed by everyone else.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

20:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Heart Attack When a slew of bags filled with body parts are found, Johnson and her team are on the trail to identify the bodies and find the parents of the victims.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

21:30 THE CLOSER Repeat HD WS M

Off the Hook After a parole board member is viciously murdered during a panicked phone call with Sgt. Gabriel, Pope announces an overreaching plan to boost the police departments image.

Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

22:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES Repeat HD WS AV

I'm Your Boogie Man

A body discovered in a park appears to be the work of Charles Hoyt, the imprisoned serial killer who once abducted and nearly murdered Jane. As Maura tries to get inside the mind of the killer, Jane struggles with keeping her fear in check.

Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Estelle Dies

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Murder in F Sharp Dennis Stanton investigates when a prominent pianist's wife is murdered shortly after the pianists hands are badly burnt.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Mrs. George Devereaux Blanche's late husband George suddenly turns up, claiming to have faked his own death, while Dorothy finds herself caught in a love triangle with two celebrities.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Sophia asks Blanche for tips on how to please her boyfriend Tony. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Jan 11, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Family Doctor A quiet dinner out for Seth and Jessica ends abruptly when he is forced to care for an injured Mafia kingpin. Will Seth and Jessica survive?

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE IN-LAWS 1979 Repeat HD WS PG

The In-Laws In the final days before his wedding, a mild-mannered dentist finds himself recruited by the CIA to crack an international currency fraud.

Starring: Peter Falk, Alan Arkin, Arlene Golonka, Richard Libertini, Nancy Dussault, Penny Peyser

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

14:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G When Lionel and Jean made a stand against the ghastly country set several weeks earlier, they became very popular with the villagers who now shower the pair with gifts.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

14:30 YES MINISTER Repeat WS G

The Bed of Nails

Jim accepts an unpopular position pushing a transportation bill desired by #10 but opposed by everyone else.

Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Snogging Frogs

Jaz is shattered when her Prince Charming betrays her. Meanwhile, Patrick is jealous of Tayler's friendship with her "study buddy and Grace has a glamour makeover for a charity ball, and finds herself kissing someone inappropriate.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Stand By Your Man

Blanche makes a date with a man she meets at a library, not realizing that he is confined to a wheelchair.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Ebbtide's Revenge

When Sophia's son Phil dies, she must deal with her animosity towards his widow, Angela.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Going Away Party As Rachel prepares to leave for Paris, the gang host a farewell where she takes each person aside to offer a private goodbye. But when one friend is left out he takes offence.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Last One - Part 1

It's their last day together and it's one momentous event and there are a few last minute surprises. Even as the friends make major decisions about their futures, they share a bond that will last forever - no matter where their paths lead. 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 FOREVER YOUNG 1992 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Forever Young

Mel Gibson stars in this romantic drama about a test pilot named Daniel who learns to express his feelings and commit himself emotionally after he is transported through time from 1939 to 1992 in a top-secret experiment. Through his friendship with a fatherless young boy, Daniel is given a second chance to declare his love for Helen, the woman he left behind in 1939.

Starring: Mel Gibson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Elijah Wood, Isabel Glasser, George Wendt, Joe Morton

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

21:30 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

Chris and Dale After her newborn dies, Chris takes to hoarding possessions to cope with her devastation. Dale is at risk for eviction in his apartment filled to the brim with objects for art projects.

22:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS M Josh enjoys a glass of champagne, not for the bubbly contents, but for the satisfying crunch of the glass as he bites into it. Over the past four years, he has consumed more than 100 glasses and 250 light bulbs.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG

Maureen is obsessed with makeup, wearing it 24/7 even when she sleeps, and disregarding the damaging effects it's having on her skin. Unable to bear the thought of being seen without it she has considered making it permanent with facial tattoos.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Family Doctor A quiet dinner out for Seth and Jessica ends abruptly when he is forced to care for an injured Mafia kingpin. Will Seth and Jessica survive?

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Stand By Your Man

Blanche makes a date with a man she meets at a library, not realizing that he is confined to a wheelchair.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Ebbtide's Revenge

When Sophia's son Phil dies, she must deal with her animosity towards his widow, Angela.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Suspicion of Murder

Dennis Stanton must prove his innocence when he is accused of murdering a flames estranged husband.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 SPRINGFIELD RIFLE 1952 Captioned Repeat PG

Springfield Rifle A court-martialled Army Major joins outlaws in stealing newly issued Army rifles in order to learn the identity of the man behind them as he works undercover for the government.

Starring: Gary Cooper, Phyllis Thaxter, David Brian, Lon Chaney

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 HOARDERS Repeat WS PG

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Merry Widow Stevie gets sweet revenge on a farmer spreading cruel rumours about her relationship with Marcus. Meanwhile, Moira and Phil start to make plans for parenthood, until tragedy strikes.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

The Bloom Is Off The Rose

Rose and Miles decide that they need more adventure in their relationship, so they take up skydiving.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Sister Of The Bride

Blanche's homosexual brother, Clayton, plans a commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Doug.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Last One - Part 2 Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy

Ross' Star Wars fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confide in Rachel.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 19:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where No One's Ready

Monica tries to contact her old beau Richard when she mistakenly thinks an old phone message is new.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Jam

Monica discovers a secret about Joey; Ross offers Chandler advice on the 'hug and roll' manoeuvre.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

20:30 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1998 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

You've Got Mail Rival book store owners who despise each other discover that they share a relationship based on more than just hate: they both long to hear three little words - You've Got Mail.

Starring: Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:00 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS MA

Sexual Healing

Problems in the bedroom plague Cathy and Paul, but some insight from their new housemate, Andrea, goes a long way in getting things situated. Meanwhile, newly medicated Sean ruffles Rebecca's feathers; and Adam isn't getting what he wants from his relationship with Mia, so he hooks up with another girl.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt, Gabriel Basso

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

23:30 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS MA

Boo! Cathy makes a new acquaintance in a fellow cancer patient on the first day of the clinical trial. Meanwhile, troubled Adam gets in a fight at school, and Sean suspects his house may be haunted.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt, Gabriel Basso

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Suspicion of Murder

Dennis Stanton must prove his innocence when he is accused of murdering a flames estranged husband.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Sister Of The Bride

Blanche's homosexual brother, Clayton, plans a commitment ceremony with his boyfriend, Doug.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Moving Violation

Sheriff Metzer defies political pressure and arrests an ambassador's son for various charges, including reckless driving, and trying to bribe an officer. Later, the son is found dead, and Metzger finds himself charged with murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 TARZAN'S THREE CHALLENGES 1963 Repeat WS G

Tarzan's Three Challenges

Tarzan escorts a boy, heir to the throne of the spiritual leader of an ancient oriental land, to the capital city.

Starring: Jock Mahoney, Woody Strode, Ricky Der, Tsu Kobayshi

14:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Last One - Part 1

14:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Last One - Part 2 Chandler and Monica prepare to move out of the urban core of the New York to a leisurely suburb, and Joey loses Duck Jr and Chick Jr in the football table.

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Show Pony Jaz attempts to retrain her show jumping horse to work on the property. Meanwhile, Grace unwittingly befriends a visiting Detective, unaware he is Ingrid's dangerous ex-husband.

Starring: Dustin Clare, Aaron Jeffery, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Abi Tucker, Michala Banas

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

Miles To Go Rose learns that her boyfriend Miles is really Nicholas Carbone, a mob witness relocated to Miami by the Witness Protection Program.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

There Goes The Bride: Part 1

Dorothy and Stan decide to remarry.

17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

18:00 THIRD TEST - AUSTRALIA V INDIA Captioned Live HD WS NA

Wide World Of Sports presents the third test between Australia and India live from the WACA. Join Richie Benaud, Mark Nicholas, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Tony Greig, Michael Slater, Ian Healy and Mark Taylor for all the action.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel

When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc 19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TIGER-SPY IN 19:30 THE JUNGLE Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Sir David Attenborough narrates this amazing documentary. Using small cameras secretly attached to elephants, the series documents the daily lives of four young tiger cubs born in India's Pench National Park.

20:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Working Mum

The death of a former police officer leads Briscoe and Curtis to a pair of suburban mums who work as prostitutes.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

21:30 TRUE CRIME 1999 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

True Crime

Clint Eastwood directed and stars in this nail-biting thriller. Can an over-the-hill journalist uncover the evidence that can prove a death row inmate's innocence just hours before his execution?

Starring: Clint Eastwood, Isaiah Washington, Denis Leary, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Diane Venora

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes

00:00 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:30 LAW & ORDER Repeat HD WS M

Working Mum

The death of a former police officer leads Briscoe and Curtis to a pair of suburban mums who work as prostitutes.

Starring: Jerry Orbach, Jesse L. Martin, Dennis Farina

03:25 NURSE ON WHEELS 1963 Repeat G

Nurse On Wheels The story of a young nurse who moves into a small English country village with her nutty mother, to take up a job as a district nurse.

Starring: Juliet Mills, Ronald Lewis, Jean Sims, Noel Purcell

05:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Moving Violation

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams Sat Jan 14, 2012

06:00 TARZAN'S THREE CHALLENGES 1963 Repeat WS G

Tarzan's Three Challenges

Tarzan escorts a boy, heir to the throne of the spiritual leader of an ancient oriental land, to the capital city.

Starring: Jock Mahoney, Woody Strode, Ricky Der, Tsu Kobayshi

08:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Return To The Cybernauts Emma and Steed are discussing an ugly bronze head in the flat of Paul Beresford, when they hear of the disappearance of another scientist.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

10:30 TARZAN AND THE TRAPPERS 1958 Repeat WS G

Tarzan And The Trappers When Tarzan swings in to stop a group of poachers who have been illegally trapping and killing animals, they retaliate by plotting to capture him and turn him into a zoo exhibit.

Starring: Gordon Scott, Eve Brent, Rickie Sorensen, Leslie Bradley, Maurice Marsac

12:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

There Goes The Bride: Part 1

Dorothy and Stan decide to remarry.

12:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel

When Phoebe poses as Joey's agent, she lands him a job and he asks her to represent him fulltime.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

13:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Frank Jr. The gang asks the question "What five celebrities would appear on your 'freebie' list?" Guest stars Isabella Rossellini.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

13:30 NINE'S HORSE RACING Live WS NA

Magic Millions Wide World Of Sports presents the Magic Millions live from the Gold Coast Turf Club. Join your expert commentary team for all the action.

15:30 MAGIC MILLIONS SPECIAL PRESENTATION Live WS NA

Magic Millions Special Presentation

A special presentation bringing you the latest on the Magic Millions from the Gold Coast.

16:00 NINE'S HORSE RACING Live WS NA

Magic Millions - Continued Wide World Of Sports presents the Magic Millions live from the Gold Coast Turf Club. Join your expert commentary team for all the action.

17:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat PG

There Goes The Bride: Part 2

As Dorothy and Stan plan their wedding, the other girls interview potential new roommates.

18:00 THIRD TEST - AUSTRALIA V INDIA Captioned Live HD WS NA

Hereford Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Arundel 2 Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Heart Of Glass Mac may have a difficult time solving the murder of a music mogul which a sister cleverly uses a lie detector test to cover up the crim Stella wonders if she has HIV due to an accident.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Hill Harper, Carmine Giovinazzo

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Raging Canninbal A savage double murder in the Everglades pits Horatio and the team against the brute force of Miami's Russian mob.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Let It Bleed The team investigates the death of a young woman who turns out to be the daughter of a drug lord wanted by the FBI. During the investigation Catherine discovers a connection between her family and the case.

Starring: Laurence Fishburne, Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 CIRCUS OF HORRORS 1960 Repeat WS M

Circus Of Horrors A most unethical plastic surgeon and his nurse, join a bizarre circus to escape from a deformed patient who is threatening their lives. Starring: Anton Diffring, Kenneth Griffith, Erika Remberg, Yvonne Monlaur, Jane Hylton, Donald Pleasence, Conrad Phillips

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

03:30 THE YEARLING 1946 Captioned Repeat HD G

The Yearling This Academy Award winning film tells the tale of a young boy, the son of struggling Florida pioneer farmer, who is allowed to adopt a baby deer, a yearling, as a pet.

Starring: Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman, Claude Jarmen Jnr, Chill Wills