St. Louis University High School rrp "She loves you, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" Volume LXIV Friday, February 11, 2000 Valentine's Day Extra Dearest Ted LaBoube, Love, Pat Don't ever tell us what to do. Mr. A., Love, Prep News We, the faithful among the droves, Dear Mr. H., hunger for the feast of victory. The Revo­ Give me a r;:hance, please. To the crazy guy lying on the ground in lution is nigh. Lead us to our proper throne Love, your belt the Just video, atop the world. What is it? Tell us!!!! Waiting, faithful followers of Dear Mr. H., Radiohead Fans Aylwardism I won't let that homewrecker, belt, destroy our love. Beehner, Love, yourfaithfulleatherweave Ohhhhhmmmma, suspenders Love, Ughhh Dear Mr. Z., Dear Lunch Lady, Thanks for making me always look Give me food or give me death. so good Love, C. Love, your hair

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Chief, Dear Billy, How's the tribe? I feel like you're smothering me. I Little Long-nose think we need to spend some time apart and maybe start seeing other people. Mrs.W., Love, your PlayStation Wishing for a frozen, frost-covered St. Louis after a stonn of blistering cold Columbus, Dear fooseball, and snow. Good Luck. you are life to us. The rest is just Jack Frost Bob details. Love, Joe H. RyanS., Dear Packers, I wish you would find me. We really miss you. Dear Brien, Love, your creativity Love, the Super Bowl If it makes you special, you can say you're better than me. (But we all know Peter B., Dear Oldani, the truth) Please let me out of that wann, dark 10-4 I copy that. I'm on my way TimP. place. I want to be used! down. Over and out. Love, your money The second gunman on the grassy Dear Erin, knoll I own you in twister RyanS., Pat Come back for the dark side. Dear Ms. B, Love, your conscience Work! Dear Sophitia, Love, Pat You are better than any girlfriend DickY., who can fashion her own clothes out of Come back to the team. I'm going to Dear Kim and Midge, cloth and thread. miss you. You're the bestest switchboard ladies Love, Gabriel Georgia ever! P.S. The legend will never die! 10 www.Ioveme.com February 11, 2000 To J.P. & D.F. Dear CF, shooting you down. I want my purse back. Be my Valentine please. Jill Emily Love, MG To Dan ..... ToMikey, To L.G., I will overcome the strong ties you Wake up, the train has passed. No you don' t. Get over here. have been able to mold. the Rids Sid Anxiously awaiting to defeat you, To L. Afette, To Noetz, Anonymous Your bottomless love is priceless. Have you seen a parking meter? Monday Night Crew SLU JB The fortune cookies never lie ... even To B.B., To Marie, at 5:00am. Give me my cues. Would you please loosen the collar MD L. Afette around B? the SLUH boys To Katie Dear Bill E., Happy Valentines. The outlook does not look good. By To Sidlo, -an affairee the way, where's my money? Please shut up at the assemblies? Sincerely, Your golf psycholo- To all my SLUH boys gist To Noetz, You'll have so much fun typing your Don't go there. own love notes. Have fun. You guys are Dear John L. Megan W. the best. Get your own gym locker. Stop using Jackie G. our stuff. To Arena, KJ, Walgreens, D-Mart, Sincerely, D.T. and B.E. Thanks for everything. Jack B. All ofSLUH $30 a month for rent, huh! You're a Nick, riot! I love you so much. We received your application. Sorry, To girl from Steak 'n' Shake, Jackie but you've been turned down. You're cute. TheNational Big Thug Associa- Love, Nooter JFB tion Hey Baby! Happy Valentines Day! I To all you Phish-heads, love you. Kris, Yeah, "Talkdust Torture" man!!! Jackie Please use me. DumbD II The pivot foot Justin To Kubsh, We love you! Happy Valentines Day! Mr.M. Thank you for your warmth and hos­ Love your best friends. Thanks for always being a nice guy. pitality. Jenn and Shannon Sarcasm the spitballs in your hair. Dear Fairy Megan, Jim and Tim Dear Wounded Bird, I shall join you willingly. I will Bump, set, spike. Go vollyball! Please cut me. accept my fate proudly ... but no spinning Rogues your hair and sideburns around. Love, Matt Dear Bob, Dear Nooter, Yes, I will go to SnoBall! Call me. You're cute too. Jack, Matt, MikeL., Mike C., Allen, Joe, Love, Katie R. Love, the girl from Steak 'n' Tom, Pete, and Pat Shake Happy Valentine's Day. I love you Dear Tim G., guys. Thanks for not sugar coating it. Dear Eric, Jackie (the girl) The Rio Idiot ERIC!! We miss you; Dave and Tony just aren't any good. Dear Pete, ToP.B. Your old Spanish class Did you make it home on that wheel­ Thanks for the A. barrow wheel? Everyone in AP Economics Dear Chuck, From your tire changing crew I thought you were a plane so I kept (all6 of us) . February 11 , 2000 Lovebirds 11 Left-Wing Communist Proletariat) Dear Ja~kie, Dear Pat V., You will soon be mine. Democrats rule ..... Kalen, Matt Okay... I was just kidding you don't Dear Karen, have to give me a second chance. Dear Kristin, You make a great friend ... and I love David W. Only on special occassions ... New that house. Year's, Birthday's, Dances, Tuesday. That Love, Matt Hey Craig, may be why you don't like Physics. Do you like stuff? Love Ya, Matt Dear BD, MG, and AD, I'm still hungry .. .I mean ... bark bark. Just wantedto say Hi to the two coolest Dear Chip, Love, Brock the Dog juniors at SLUH, Kurt Kleinberg and my Come on, believe in yourself. Say cousin Tom Freesmeier. nice things about you to Qthers. Dear ML, BD, MG, JD -LG&AD · From William R. The Trilogy must be completed. We are waiting. Hey Keith, you studly thang! Can't get Dear Paul, -the anxious viewing public enough of that jewel! It all matches up (and sorry about -JB leaving the paper in your car) Dear JW, Matt You're up to about 6 Warrens now John E., aren't you. you are such a hottie- we love you so Dear Tom, MG much. The key is deleting the files. Love always, Amy D. and MG Dear Jackie G., Bridgette S. Larry wishes to send you some Dear Jack money, he needs your address along with Zach R., You fell asleep?! How? a few other clients. have a great Valentine's day! Thanks .... The St. Pat's Crew Love always, Christina DearGabe, Yours was my favorite speech. Come Dear Joe P., My dearest Mike, visit me sometime. Highland is just a field away .... It's okay that you prefer guitar and Love, th~ Ugly Sweater Man The Mater Dei girls thermal socks to me. I think I can survive. Just remember no chocolate-flavored pea­ Dear Paul, Dear Everyone, nut butter for you until the socks are Buy another couch. If anyone wants to hea~butt Dan H, history! Love, Kora let me know, we'll do a lab. Love, Alaina Mr.B Dear Paul, Happy V -day Scott H.! You are a sweet­ I'm there for you. Dear Meghan, heart! the P.O.P.E. Sorry about the tear. Katy E. Love Matt Dear Allen, Hey Geoffrey, I'm writing you back now. Kalen, "The bad thing about this water, is it OT & Amber Waves Please .. . just give me another chance. doesri'(have flouride which helps your Love, David W. teeth." Dear Kristin Love, Katie and Rose My neck is fine and I took care of Dear Kalen, your brother. Really. I'm serious ... just give me Matt, Your Consoler one more chance . Thanks for the dance! .Love, David W. Love, Emily P. Dear Mr. C, We have missed you around the house Dear Steve A., Kyle B., lately. Thank you once again for yoljr lead­ We miss you stud. Happy Valentine's Yours forever, Misstress Over­ ership and encouragement. day. done and Pompey Yours Truly, IAFLCP (Interna­ Love, Stephanie V. and Lindsey tional Association For the P. 12 All You Need Is Love February 11, 2090 Carrie MikeR., JoeY. is a stud! You are a stud and the best boyfriend Hey Dave! Happy Valentine's Day! Love, ever! Love always, Carla & Jessica I love you, Carla Kristin Ben M. is sexy! To all our favorite SLUH boys, Hey Brad! Love, Happy Valentine's Day! Lekker Kontje! Happy Valentine's Carla & Jessica Love, Your favorite Rosati girls, Day! Jenn & Shannon Love always! Sean, Your Kristen Thanks for all the great dance moves. Happy Valentine's Day Mike! You're always welcome at my house to Love, Shannon Dear Sean, party. Happy Valentine's Day! Thanks for Ray Timberly, being a great friend in YCM! I loved you What's up my Iii' diego? Happy Xmas concert solo! Josh, Valentine's Day! Love, Your witty comments and crazy ways Love, Melemo Liz keep me on my toes. Without you life would be boring. Hey Steve, Steve G., RAR Love you more than you'll ever know. You're the best boyfriend and I love So I'll check you later. Love ya lots. you! Jim, -CJ Love, You've really influenced my taste in Jessica music, thanks. Happy Valentine's Day! Dearest Matt B., my future husband, Rachel My love for you cannot be expressed Happy Valentine's Day! Love you lots! in words. I shall try. One look from you Love, Dan B., sends my heart flying. I'm glad we finally Katie You look like my grandfather in your got that kiss. powder blue shirt, but you are still my big Love~ your dearest U. We Jove you SLUH boys! bro! Love, Love, Hi Sam, the Rosati girls Ming I just wanted to be in your paper! Love, Tricia C. I love you Andrew G.! Together! Wow I Ming, can't believe that our 1-year anniversary Please come back to TRU, I can't get Happy Valentine's Day Tommy! is almost here. I love u baby! anyone else to work for me. Love, Love, Please, Your favorite 24-year old Kate Tom

Tim, Happy Valentine's Day, Shawn! I'm still Steve C., You're one cool duck, true dat! waiting for our date! I am sorry you don't support me Love ya, Anna Love, going to the army but I got to do what I got Emily to do. You'll be in my heart (as a friend). Sean is the coolest cutest most smartest Love, guy in the whole school! Hey Wred and B-G! I'm in your newspa­ Ming Love, per! Fancy that! Anna -Alyssa Brendan, So how are the swirls? Dear Rosati girl who wrote last Valentine, Dear Keith, Meg Most smartest is a double superla- I've always loved you from afar. tive. Love, your secret admirer David B., -TW I really had fun spending time with 0 most heavenly jewel boy, you@ the mixer! Hey D., I have always loved you, baby! Don't Love, How you doin ' ? leave me in the dark! MaggieM. Love, -your secret admirer february 1.1 , 2000 AMO 13 JoshW., You are the best! You are the best!! Happy Valentine's you sexy thang. -Stacy -your Nerinx friends -Meg DearEW, David H., Dear Rosylowesy, Despite the differences, you still mean You're the best hockey player ever! ·. ·. If you had his game, you'd have his a lot to me. Luv ya, girl! Love, PS Nerinx girls Love ya always, JEWELS Mr.Z., Sean 0., Thanks for the self-defense tips. You are forever my dancing king, Dear Adam, Please come back! We love you! and I am your dancing queen. Nevermind! Go back to sleep! Love, Love, Love, Angie and Stacy Ming MegP. JV Hockey, Dear Passenger, Sean, Happy Valentine's Day! What a great I love it when I am driving with you I like guys with big feet. Call me. season! We miss you Bobby! next to me and you grab that cd, put it in, Love, Love, skip to number six, and grab my hand. Mary Ellen Your cheerleaders You are so great and I love you. Love, Driver Mike C., Mike L., Tom, Matt G., Joe, Matt B., Hey Chris Price, Allen, Pete, Brandon, Gabe, Mark M, Welcome home and Happy Valen­ Happy Valentine's Day ya CM! Aiden, Kurt, Alfie-Pooh, Buddha, Joe P., tines haha Mark 0. and anyone else I forgot, -Meg -your awesome SCL girlz-Katie You each bring a smile to my face and Katy and I love you all!!! Mike, Love, You're the best hockey player ever! AlexL., Amy C. We love you! or should I say Felix? Happy Love, Valentine's Day! Bri, Your Nerinx girls! Luv ya, I'm anxiously awaiting my $2000. your favorite Franlander Happy Valentine's Day! Hey Andy! Love, Just sayin' hey! Christine Love always, Tony, Geno and Adam, Marissa Happy Valentine's Day guys. Tony­ Chris G., feel free to get a ticket. Adam-good luck Happy Valentine;s Day! From your Josh W., in all your, urn, endeavors of the female Nerinx Markers. Good luck with racquet­ Hey twin. Thanks for looking out for sort. Geno-don't crash anymore. ball. me. Wear your silver shirt for me please! -Christie A. Angela, Courtney, Carlie, Blai, Love, Maureen Ming Todd, Thanks for being a great partner. I'm Dear Administration, Kevin St. C., fine! Don't worry. Are you OK? It's lonely in the chorus room. We had the biggest crushes on you in I love ya Love, 5th grade. We really miss you! Heather the 1995; 1997, 1998, Love, 1999, and 2000 state and 1998 national Computer School girls-Melrose To all our racquetball boys, championship racquetball banners and Lombardo Thanks for all your support. We can't wait for Nationals. Happy Valentine's Dear Nick A., Ferris, Day. ,. A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Way to go buddy! 1 week left. Happy ' Love, Ya, you'll love it! V-Day! ·Heather & Jane Love, You Rock! Laura Bardo Tom my sweet, I hope you're over Hoppe! Brian R., Clarke T., 14 February 14 February 11 , 2000 Alfie, Meghan? Haha! Have you watched any racquetball Lord K., Megan lately? Do you know the rules yet? your presence is requested back home. Love, -The Duchy of Wessey MikeL., Heather B. You are so sexy in your glasses! Gm DearSLUH, Baby! Alfie-poo-poo, Joe P., Denny, I am not a crook. Christy Happy Valentine's Day! I love you Edwin Hamilton C. III all so much. Mike- Love, Prep News, We love your orange shorts! Jackie I think we need a break. Megan, Meghan, and Christy Your Ivory Tower Journalism Dear Jackie K., Paul, What, you don' t Jove me? RickS., I still say use baby wipes! -TommyW. I know you can get up off that thing. Christy -James Brown Dear Heather, Matt, Debra who? P.B., What can I say? Love you! -Tom We may be black magicians, but at Christy least we're paid more than physicists. Dear Angie C, -Chemists Mike, Tone it down a little, please? You're the almighty calculus God. -TW T-Man, Thanks for the help. Where the heck did I come from? Love, Dear Jane R. (Jeremy), -Your southern accent Ren One by one... you are the coolest girl alive, remember that. Joe, Paul, -Tom We still haven't seen. You're so cool! You kick butt! -Christy, Meghan, & Sarah Love, To our homeless boys, Peter and Jeff, the girls Don't tell anyone about this! Matt- Love, Heather and Meghan I miss the good old days back in 7th Matt, grade! I want you back. Just a word of caution- be careful Dan B., Katie with the wand! Happy Valentine's Day! Lots oflove! Love, -Brigid Allen- the Fairy Princess Hey shoe, where are you ... ? Matt, -Meggie Jack, You're my scarlet knight, please res­ Thanks for the approval. I think you're cue me! Pat V, cool too! Love, I think you're hotter than Michael J. Love, your secret admirer Fox. Christy KT & Christy Andy G., Jack, Stop destroying me, I'm dwindling Matt, We were doing calculus! by the second. Please install a space heater outside Christy Love, your window ...and for the love of God, your IQ lose the screen! Hamilton, -Christy and Megan You are so cool! I love ya! Mr. Mal, Don'tyou think it's time to let me go? Little Tom- Christy -your bitterness towards the Better luck next time ...wink wink. world Meghan Ryan V., Thanks for all the laughs. You're Mr. Becvar, Tom- funny! Blub blub blub. Too much magic!! Will you kiss me the way you kissed Christy -your students February 11 , 2000 SLUHLUV 15 Allen, PatV. HEC Can I come over so we can make up Hey Baby .... why don't you come over hate songs again? some time so we can watch" Back to the Dear Mike M., Love, Future" and talk politics together ... huh?­ Hope you finally found me in Indi- Christy wink wink- ana. Megan -writing skills Dear Megan, P.S. thanks for the back rub I think we should hang out more. Dear Kristin V., You can even bring my girlfriends along NickS. I'll call you ... someday. just to make things interesting. Seagulls. Shh! Don't tell anyone but I'm se­ Probably not, Joe the drummer Love, Allen cretly in love with you. HEEHEE! Megan Dan, Matt, Josh, Steve, Mike, Gabe, Dear The World, Adam, Jimmy, Dan, Jeff, Chris- I am smarter than everyone else in Ryan V. Love, Nerinx Girls you. I noticed you in my restaurant the Love, Mr. Becvar other day. You were watching my variety Dear KrisKougar, show ... or were you just watching me? Happy Valentine's Day! Dear Mandy, You know you want me... I'm a "Hip Hope you get this! I know your name now. You make a Mouse" Love, Joe wonderful secret dance partner. You will Chuck E. Cheese be mine one day. J. Moran, Love Matt Andy G. Happy Valentine's Day 304! How do you like coagualation? Have Peter, thanks for being there. Love ya! a bloody good Valentine's Day! C. Goddard, Christy Katie F. For you, $1 million dollars!

JeffR., Josh S. Steve, You're so fine you blow our minds! Roses are red Will you be my Valentine? Love, two secret admirers Violets are blue Love, Cut your hair Charlie Andy, And your dog's too! Just Kidding! you're so crazy! Youmakemelaugh! Love Steve C., (and yes I have your CD) Sarah G. My wonderful husband! It's been Christy great being your wife. MikeC.A. My best years were spent with you. NickS. What are you doing till 5:00 in the Thanks for the gas! Baby, you gotta marry us one of these morning Saturday? My agenda is all A.U. days! cleared up. Christy and Kristin Marissa K.G. DearWadlo, You are the goofiest boy we know, Ryan Kay especially with your tiny shirts and We'll sing you a lullabye! One word: Schnucks. shoeless feet. Will you be our Valentine? The Pretty Girls MCA Love, Emily, Bridget, and Jeanne

MC AKA "Uncle Sid," Joe H. Dear Paul, Yeah we have the same birthday! Charlie says I know Rick James is the We are all jealous of you special love Megan Original Super Freak. I'm sorry now. for the bike. Maybe we can all go riding Thanks Marissa G. sometime. Until then, the Yukon will have Allen to do. Your "girlfriends" miss you! They Renaldo, Love, Jeanne, Emily and Bridget haven't seen you since the ol' Lafayette My name is not Melinda or Bellinda! days. You are the best hairstylist. We Happy Valentine's Day. Dear Pat, need to hang out more. Thanks for being such a great big Megan Renate, brother to all three of us. We love you, P.S. Seagulls! Bring your millions of dollars and man! report to my office. Love, Bridget, Jeanne, and Emily

,-- 16 Venus de Milo February 1.1, 2000 Mel the class video! Ha hal Happy Dear Brian, Valentine's Day! Nils C., We need to do our "movie night" real Love, Lauren Greeting! I haven't talked to you in , soon ok!?!? I miss you! awhile. You are never online when I am, Love, Jeanne Jim P., and of course when you are you don't Happy Valentine's Day! know who I am even though I've told you Alfie, Love always, Coleen a million times. I hope you have a good I just to say "hi" and Happy Valentine's Day. Wish me luck Valentine's Day Brian W., for swim team tryouts! Love, a certain "Fair Lady" I love ev­ Katie A. (lllogicalone) P.S. Have you seen any curling irons ery second I lately? am with you. I PatS., can't believe Your laugh is awe­ Dear Michael Christopher Francis B., the play is al­ some! We were cool since we Happy Valentine's Day from your ready almost didn't bob and weave with favorite duck! over and I am them. Have a great Valentine's just getting to Day! HockeyBills .. really know Love, Lotich #'s 17 and 2 rock my world .. . you. Alright, Signed, A definite admirer that's enough, Tom, too much of One ofyour hugs would Wirtel, that talk. What be the best Valentine ever! We Thanks for being there.. .I love you! about our love you lots. Kate video??? We Love, CJ girls need to get go­ Kevin, ing plumber/ H., You're amazing; deal withit!Thanks tutor/pool gut. Great New Years! for keeping me happy . . . Love Happy Valentine's Day! KG Always, Love, Lauren

Tony Mark, Sarah's sister/ JGray, Just Kidding, Hon! Happy unsuspecting Buffy rules! Valentine's Day... love you! Resident/ Love, Emily your flower girl Katherine B.

Joe- Karriby, Sorry, I'm not wearing Queeners RULE! Love you, honey You're my silver pants. the best- we Love, Anne P. Kratky, love you! You'll always be #1 with me... Maggie and Kalen Hey Kevin, You're the best big brother ever! Even H., Andy P. and Tim V., though you can be a complete jerk some­ Bye Bye Bye is the best! So, enlight­ I sure miss all the FABULOUS time times. You look so cute when you suck enment? We dneed to watch a football we've had--all the CJ girls say "come your thumb in your "Power Rangers" game together again! Happy Valentine's back soon!" pajamas. Have a nice Valentine's Day! Day! Love, Kalen We love you! Love ya, LL Julie and Jill David Patrick W., Kevin, Thanks for the money. You're a Hey Matthew W. "place where they grow You are such a stud! I'm glad we doll!!! grapes," finally saw each other again! Happy Love, Kalen SUICIDE MACHINES ROCK. Feb­ Valentine's Day! ruary 15th man! Call me! (NURSING Love, Lauren Tim F., HOME SCANDALS) Happy Valentine's Day! I have been Love ya, Wil, eating green and red M&M' s all day! "The PUNK Goddess" You know you like LFO! I showed Love, Meaghan February 11 , 2000 Swooning 17 Chad, Love, Emily Love, We're stalking you Chrissy -The Chadean Model UN Dis­ Dear Matt S., tinguished Delegates. I got a copyright on that haircut. Joe B., PS.- I can't wait for Spring Session Brenda W. We are still going to marry you! Love, Dear Tim G., KenM., Nikki M. and Anne P. Happy Valentine's Day sweetie! Next You will always be my football #0 time we will share the nacho cheese with Love, Anne P. Rory the Dancer, you. *Dance on the table Love, Andy C., *Do a head stand I The CJ crew Happy Valentine's Day chuckles. *Sing a whole new world under a disco t ~ ~~ ·· ' ' Give us a laugh on the 14th. We'd love to ball Dear Timmy G., hear it. *Have a Happy Valentine's Day! Hey sweetie! I love bonding with you Love, the CJ crew Love, .. \ at random pctrties. I definitely miss seeing ThcCJ Girls (Anne, Emily, Char­ you everyday, especially in the green AlexL., lotte, Julie, Mel, Chrissy) match group. I promise 1 will hula with ..,. HI ALEX! you atouriuahrei.mion. Happy Valentine's Love, Anne P. MikeS., Day. I love you kid and the hugs you give Love, Chrissy Teddy, ·. me! ' · . : . so ...goats are BLUE and cows are Love, Anne P. Dear guys of the world, fuschia ... right? Kool aid i's NOT a soft There is no such. thing· as a Happy drink! DanM., ,Valentine's Day. You.can do two things: I love you. Chrissy Trust me, I'm sneakin' up on you, I'll , , ., , do what is·expected (romantic dinner that be there any day now . . · costs a lot) or screw up (the White Castle Tim B., -Common sense at Grand & Gravois). I love you kid... and we won't tell Megan, wink wink. Hey MattS., Dear Sean G., Love, Anne P. How ya doing Fabio? Congrats on Heard you're the new player in town. Evansville. We're looking forward to see­ Who are you going to snag on Valentine's Dear Kom Dog, ing you at our dance. Spike up you hair Day? Congrats on Illinois. To discover our and add a few extra highlights fo us, Anonymous true feelings about you, think back to the Fancy. past - - 5th grade, Whitney Houston. Love, Have Valentine's day to Tommys J., That's all we have to say!!! the CJ girls (Chrissy, Char, Anne, Duffy, Mikey H., Michael Patrick S., Wil, Love, the St. Justin girls (Mel, Julie, Mel, and Emily) Matt (RPS), Joe B., Teddy, Kevin P., Emilyy, Anne, and Julie) JGray, Bear, Colin and all my other SLUH Dear Sean G., boys! Dear Ricky, Hope you have a happy Valentine's Luv yas! Angie S. Will you be mine? Day! Give us a ride in your Wrangler. Love, Dear Kelly, Charlotte PatS., I'm glad that you are my valentine. We .love your laugh! Happy ·' J.K. ·. Andy D., Valentine's Day! Why do you hate us? Love, the . ';:; CJ girls Kevin M., Love, Although she denies it, everytime the Natalie and Anne Bryan V. ~ , . wind whispers in the trees it will say What's up babe? Just giving you a "Kevin" in Julie's heart. Dear Bill, fun little note to wish you a Happy Love ya! Jill & Suzie Hello neighborhood buddy. We Valentine's Day. I was goin to make aT­ ~ }I' ' }' ''• should have a joined party' together some­ shirt for you but you probably wouldn't Kevin, time. I hope I see you around in some wear it anyway! Haha. Well, I gotta go. You are a stud! I missed you and am more random places like Super Bowl Talk to ya later. glad we saw you again. Kurt Warner and weekend. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, the Rams are the best! 18 Luv-a-dub-dub F,ebruary 11 , _2000 Julie Love, stud!!! Isn't this so cool that we can send Dentt you messages! Anyway you are so cool To the studs Nick E. and Brian G., and awesome, and I love you to death! Happy Valentine's Day! We love Hey Willis, Your fiworite CJ girl! you! ...us ...what the dilly yo? Laura H. Love always, -that little chic that likes Theo Your favorite CJ girls H., Joe B., 'I would put our inside joke here, if it Hey Colin, You can try, but you'll never win. were acceptable. But y~u know what I'm It's Jen F. and Julie K from CJ! We Steve "State Champion" R. talking about! just wanted to wish you a Happy Love, Valentine's Day!! Julie hopes to see you Matt, Emily at Johnny's sometime soon, and I (Jen) Axl·ly, Ilovepink&BackstreetBoys hope to see you one of these weekends! Be(ck)th Michael Aquinas B., See ya dude! I lOY<: you, even if I am receiving Love, Dear Hannis, NEGATIVE amounts of love over here! Jen and Julia I haven't seen you around the neigh­ Happy Valentine's Day! borhood in a while. I hope you have a Love always, Carolyn DrewT., Happy Valentine's Day. Hey Dre, it's your awesome neigh­ Love, Mikey, bor, Jen! Happy Valentine's Day, just Chrissy Happy Valentine's Day stud! thought I would write you a note and say I love you, Mista "hi!" Hope you had fun at the hockey Rico, game, we missed you at our dance! Well, you're a soccer stud! Wil, I'll chat with ya lata!! Peace out dude! -Red paint you are tight! Love, Love, the CJ girls Jen Unpretty boy, Oh, I am just teasing, you know you're Kevin, J(Gray)ason, pretty! You are such a stud! We love you, We both want you. Love, Emily and your mom's cookies. Love, P.S. You better stop sniffing all that hair Love, the CJ girls Denise and Marcie Sarah G., MarkS., Dear Spence, What's up, kid? You are one mad I love your overalls, you look like a You are taking advantage of me. cello player. painter! the snooze bar Tom Love, Marcie P.S. I remember your last name Greg, JGray, The United States is not communist. What do you see for your future? Ted, Lovingly, Yeah rosy cheeks! Happy valentine's Day! you give the best advice. I think this All the intelligent Model UN Love, holiday might give me an excuse to use it! delegates Lah-tik Love, Emily

To our favorite Quints, Big Poppa (aka SPOn DavidM., We stjl) haven't quite figured out It's the African queens! Just wishing You are an Imperial hottie! who you are all are, but you've given us you a happy Valentine's Day. Hope you Luv, Patrico four years of fun. Thanks for the laughs. have a happy Valentine's Day. Hope your Love, back doesn't hurt from hunching over Boo, you are hot. I love you trillions, the CJ girls (Charlotte, Julie, your computer! Well we better go so in precious! Emily, Anne, Melissa and Chrissy) the words of N' Sync "Bye bye bye" Love, ~ : . . Love, Carolyn Matty-Bill- Julia & Jen Nnnnnnn... YEAH! When do we be­ Kevin, come one person? When we get the lawn Dear Chris, y~u are sue~ a stud! I'm so happy we gnomes? Happy Valentine's Day you sexy fimilly saw each other again! Happy February 11 , 2000 The Power of Love 19 Valentine's Day! that those two hour conversations always Dear Tim B, Love, put me in a good mood. ruhhhh RUHHHHH!!!! Lauren Love always, Heather RC

Alex G., Alfie and Denny, Dear Tim B, You are my favorite ofMike's friends. You guys are so cute and I'm glad we FUHBOL! FUHBOL! SLU HIGH! Love, always have so much fun. Maybe one of SLU-HAAAAH! Anne P. these days Alfie will give you your pic­ RC tures, huh Denny? Boss, Love, Heather Dear Insider, Happy Valentine's Day! I cannot wait We miss you. to go to Mexico this weekend. DearProfe, PN Love ya, We need to Emily break up. Yo Allen S i n - Yo Joe T., cerely, your Yo Cassie & You are a hairy stud. I tried to make beard Yo Lisa apassatyou, but you stuffed me! I'll have to keep trying. Dear Mr. S., Ryan V, Love, Keep the It's water. You're al­ your secret admirer Iovin' a comin! most as bad as your sister! Love, Your secret JGray, T h e admirers Next time you should get a facial, Circus Club too! AndyM, Love, To all, I think I still have your the CJ girls Ya' see, tie. love .. .is like a LisaH Dear Ricardo (Gordo), Jell-0 pudding pop, no, no its more like Happy Valentine's Day. Maybe you Kodak Film, no! No! It's like that new Lovely, can serenade us with some special "Span­ Coke, it just keeps going, ah ha hal So sorry there's no more "nows!" ish" tunes. You're the greatest. Take care -Bill Cosby Lis of Char for us. Love, Dear Circus Club, Vogan, the CJ girls (Chrissy, Julie, Anne, You're conceited! What type of ball was used in the Emily, Mel) -Hyper Hypo second inning ofthe 1983 World Series? We're just curious. Tom, To Circus Freshman, Cassie and Lisa Sorry I didn't jump on his trampo­ Dance of SHAME!!! line! We are so working at Taco Bell! Our deapest love, MikeC, Happy Valentine's Day! The Circus Club Skim milk is real milk. Grr! Love, Cassie and Lisa Lotich Dear Mr. M, Stop dreaming about me. It's scary. Pete, Dear Erin, -Geometry proofs Zoloft + Coffee = Happy! Thanks for being the ONLY one to Lisa and Cassie watch my match! Dear Bill, Tom What happened to us? Cassie and Lisa, -Monica Zoloft =bad Dear Nacho Cheese, Peter You complete me. HEC, Chalupa Sure, all the students love you, but NickS., watch out. There is a new bad boy in this Wanna make cutoffs? Tom, schoool. And there isn't enough room for Cassie and Lisa Happy Valentine's day. I just want to the both of us. say how happy I am that we're friends and -Anonymous Freshman Billy, ... 2 Lovey Dovey February 11, 2000 Dear Billy, Dear KyleS., Dear T-Bone, Oi, Oi, Oi. You spoony bard! Please keep sending the mass amount Love, Peter Love, Anon. of steak to continue my growth. Love, your stomach Dear Pete, Dear James, Chugga chugga chugga... Gmrrrr!!! I'll always remember what a wonder­ · Dear Eric 0., Love, Billy ful dresser you were! Quit hurting me. Jessie Love, the mirror Josh M., Why haven't you called? Dear Jessie, Dear Mr. M, Love, Jenifer W. So will I! Your intellect never ceases to amaze James Love, your students Dear general jokes everyone can under­ stand, Dear Pat R., Dear Mr. M., Thank you for existing. Why do you break us? Thanks for being one of my closest Love, Andrew Love, the football guys friends. Your unabridged English dictio­ Dear Dr. M., Dear Mr. A., nary and thesaurus Trust me, it's okay to be wrong once Thanks for all of your support. in a while. The Rams Dear Tom, Your AP US History Class Why do you let people treat me so? Dear Captain Planet. Love, your AP Spanish binder Dear Dr. M., I love your red speedo and blue tights. We still don't do your reading. TornO. Queen Jane, Your AP US History Class Won't you come see me? Dear Charlie, Bob Dear Eric, I love your slick hair. I miss you, I haven't seen you since Love, Charlie Dear Jodie F., eighth grade! Will you marry me?! Love, your books Dear Mr. Kuensting, Love, Sean STRANDED ON DESERT Dear Brad, ISLAND - SEND HELP Bob, Put me back where I belong! Love, W. and S. Thanks for remembering us. Mountain Hardware Love, all your friends on Deso­ Dear Mr. K, lation Row Dear Mr. Z., Take me off! Quit beating me up! Love, your pink tie JRM of South City, Mike K. All you ever do is study! Dear Andy, Dear Freddy, Slow down, speak up, and enunciate! Dear English department, HIGH FIVE! Love, your favorite teacher (Insert phallic symbol joke here) Signed, sophomores Anonymous Dear Sean, Dear Mr. G., My name absolutely does NOT rhyme Dear English department, Burn me. with "haggis." I am wondering why all of the mod­ Irish dirt Love, Magus erators of the Prep News are from the science department. It strikes me as kind HeyR., Dear Josh, of strange. Nice try, but it was a "K" and you You're a psycho. A curious PN reader know it. The female race Geoff Dear English department, Dear Galilee, Ha ha ha. We have taken over the Dear Tim, Have we mentioned that we are sorry? Prep News, and Sisyphus is next. Watch Where's my cash? Punk! You just Love, the Catholic Church out Moran. wrote your death warrant! The science department R.A.J. 20 God is Love February 11 , 2000 I miss the Talking Wizard. Take me out some night. DearTy, Cassie FromD.A.Z. You got a pool over there? -Carl Matt G., DearN.A., What can I say? "Apathy is the glove Thanks for all of the memories. Dear Carl, that evil slips its hand into." I love ya, -The end of the street · We have a pond and a pool. Pond thanks for everything (even the argu­ would be good for you. ments). Dear Bill, -Ty Cassie Man in the boat overboard! -Carl DearP.G., Jack B, Don't be afriad of your job. If you guys got married, you'd be DearP.G., -D.D. Jack and Jackie Buck! Why do you do that to your hair? -Lisa and Cassie -J.P. Dear Kevin S., I haven't seen you in a while. Tristan, Dear Bill, -Your feet You said you'd still hang out. You wore green so you could hide. Cassie and Lisa -Carl To Courtney, Baby, I love you. Big Red, DearN.A., -J.T. and M.S. Feel like a jog around the lake? REM, How do you like the course? Up, and #5 from me to you. I love -Jill To Tom, you ... maybe we should commit? (We'll I'm still under the mattress. see.) Dear Rich, -Your passport The Red Cow I hope you're back in 45. -The guys To Elise H., Dear Pete, Matt, Billy's friends, I love you more than life itself baby. We love you all. Dear Pete B., -MikeM. Pete. Matt, Billy I still love you. -J.A.R. Phil Abram, Dear Joe A., Happy Valentine's Day. You're the Why do you have to be like that? Dear Mark, best! I love ya! From, Pick a school. Annie Brian Price and Lauren -The NCAA Dear Paul E., Dear J.P., KV, Stay sweet, hot, and a stud ! I love Stop leaving me at home. What happened to our Sunday phone you. From, conversations? Melissa D.A.Z. p Sean 0., DearD.H., DearP.G., I love that hat- Happy Valentine's Grip, stick, pop, clutch, ... stall. Why don't you tell people about me? Day! From, -K.C. Love, Miss Vogue The griper of love Dear J.T., Brian C., Dear Billy D. and MikeL., J.T. right. I like ham. Stop playing me. Your homework -Liz Love, Anne awaits. Love, Dear Gussie, The Final Fantasy Series Those records are worth more than Quote of tfie f})ag your life. DearN.A., -Mr. B. Why do you get too? (('But !Friaag I'm in FromN. DearMr.Z., The hills are alive. fove!" Dear J.P., -The gentlemen -rrfie Cure ~;9_r· ·f:ebru~iy 11, 2ooo What's'Love Got to Do with It? 21 Love, Angie Josh, Dear B.S., You are such a good tutor and friend! Mr. Zarrick = good guy You're really cool and your ve.st is Love, Sally cool and your girlfriend's hot! Dear Tony, Love, yourself Dear John L., Ireland is better than Italy. Why is You have no game. there an Irish lit class and not an Italian lit Dear Scrappy-Doc Sincerely, M216 class? You're such a punk. You're lucky your Irish bud your uncle is such a stud! Sean, . the world I like you - I really do! especially Mogul Boy, when you sway your hips to the "great" Can't get enough of you baby! Oh, yeah! vocals of Britney Spears! Love, the girls Love, Slim Jim Love, Alicia Mr. Raterman, Dear SLUH, Happy Valentine's Day Paul S., John, Please, no more visits to my grave You look hideous when you use me. Mike, Tommy, Rich, Kevin, and the rest during full moons. Thanks. Cease and desist! of you! I love you guys! William Faulkner Love, hair bleach Love, Sister P.S. You nailed it! Mr. S., Happy Valentine's Day, Dennis B., we Dear Kris, Your surprise appearances never love you! You still got me. cease to amuse us. We love you so much. Love, The N Hockey Cheer- Love, Kaily Love, BI200- l leaders Dear Mr. Curdt, William, Adam T. =Good Guy! Twist yourclaw-likehands at us some You are so fine! I'm glad I'm your Love, Angie more. girl. Thanks for a great week so far. honors junoir English Love, Mary Sue Big= John =good guy Love, Angie Dear Dr. G., Bobby J. , Freshman· English was great. I love you. Dear CSP, Waiting, The Boss Kick Mal and McCan out and re­ Chickeness, claim me! Special Tapes, Nick, Love, the CSP office Shakespeare Sonnets, You are swell. E-Cards and long letters, Love, Meg P. Stiches, Late phone calls, I know you wanna piece of me. Movies and the carniverous couch Patrick - aka AJ M., CD All make me feel tingly. Hey mack daddy! Happy Valentine's I love you, Mangoose Day! Dear Muscles, Luv, your awsome Nerinx chicas You know a little bit more of me will Dear Mr. Curdt, - Katie and Katy make you wanna fight even more. Hey brother! bet this is a surprise! Love,.BL Happy Valentine's Day! JeffU., Hulk Hogan You are areitlly shnazzy guy! Dear Shippy, Why did you dye me blonde? Dear Fresmen, Dear Casey! Love, your hair Just because you're at an all-boys Hey baby! What up? You're giving school doesn't mean you don't have to us a ride around! Dear Freshmen, bathe. Love, Your Nerinx girls! Sarah, Thanks for all the support. SLUH Erin, Kristina, and Lauren Love, North Face DearSLUH, Dear Rolf; Hey Ryan, Try me new Valentine's Lucky You are a real friend. You '11 never let Happy· Valentine's Day - you're a Charms! me down. good guy Lucky the Leprechaun yourGPA 22 A Dozen Roses February 11 , 2000 Dear "Founder," You are seriously the hottest guy I Jon B., Leave us alone. have ever seen. A kiss from you would be Happy Valentine's Day. It's nice The Point a dream come true. having you in town for it this year. Love, an anonymous Nerinx se- Love, Kate. Dear "Founder," nior Leave us alone. Joey P., The Administration Brian, Happy Valentine's Day. Have a Happy V-Day! I don't read Love, Kate. Dear "Founder," New Scientist! Leave us alone. Love, Katie To the sweetest guy I know, The Pulse Happy Valentines, Bryan 0 .. Matt B., Love, Kate. DearM.E., Many girls want you, but I should be I have a gilfriend, now. #1 on your list! To Jake K., your ex. Love, K.C.F. You're a guy with extreme class and sex appeal. DearR.W., Kris L., Love, Ursuline Academy. Why do the cops always stop me? "I love the way you look, tonight" your car Remember when you sang that to me? To Nick C., Oh... memories. Not only are we incredibly dirty, ev­ Dear Erin, Sarah, and Lauren, Love, anonymous eryone who knows you has lost all re­ We're older and a tad more mature maining respect for you because of our now and very sorry and we're definitely Dear Rachel, prescence. For the love of God, take us not cool enough for you now. Forgive us? Whatever you do, do NOT break me! off!! Last year Love, The plastic smell. Your dirty moccasins.

Dear Cassie, To Dan, Andy and John, Dear Rachel M., Be my Valentine. Did you enjoy the show? To the coolest rude girl in the world Love, Joe Love, the three of us. (don't tell Bob!), I love you so much ... "Remember the Miako!". Dear Jen, To J.P., Love, Tim. This is not my house. I want my purse back. Love, Kris Love, Emily. Dear Sam, When will you grow me? Everyone Dear Kris, Dear Justin, wants me! We're all so much morecloserto you Please stop Jetting Tim knock me Your potential bleach-blond now. over in Russian class. mustache. SLUH Love, Your English green tea. Nick, Dear Freddy, Joe S., No, seriously, we are NOT cool. Ewwwww! Hey sweetie, hope you have a good The moccasins Love, Liz day. Happy Valentines Day! Love Ya, Lauren. Dear Christy, Dear Eric, Remember story time with Mike and I think you're too young for me. Dear Chuck M., I? We need that again. You are such a Love, Christine You're coming between us. great friend. Thanks. 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. Love, Joe Dear Becky, Your Mom! Jon B., Meghan, Love, Tom Hey baby, will you marry me? We need a good inside joke so I have You know who (PK). something to write to you about. Anyway, Matt B., you're still cool. Roses are red, violets are blue. Wel­ Brian 0., Love, Joe come home, I really missed you! To a guy who is soooo sweet and Love, H sexy. Lisa, Love, Patty S Thanks for always being concerned TomK., . February 11 , 2000 CRAZY 23 about me and thanks for being so much With love, Abby T. You're too good to me. fun. I'm sorry you don't remember. Love, Marcus Love, Joe Dear G., Stop making fun of my speech prob­ Dear Pham Dog, To our SJA friends, lem We're No-Limit Soldiers. You guys are cool and so much fun. Swine of the Lesser Love, your Chern class Love, Joe and Allen Dear Weight Room, Dear Mr. R., Mike- You are my one true love, my You know where I'm going, you We're gonna kill you. soulmate. know. -your parents Love, F. Your English Class

Mike- Dear God, Dear Tom, We' re gonna fill you. Why am I so sexy? With your help we can spread this -your carrots Joe D. God-given gift together. From your love, Sara Dear The Man™, Dear Bill B., Stop the oppressin '. Tell mom that I'11 be home for dinner. To Pete B., -Everyone Love, Your brother Mark Joker's Wild Kendrick Dear Kris, Dear Matt, I'm tired of being wet. Wewuvyou! Dear Robert, Love, your hair Mike and Tom Get a haircut. The city of Maplewood Dear Kris, Dear G., It's been awhile since you used me!! Thank you for you doubleR's and To Kris L., Love, your car keys doubleT's. "I don't know, I jump up and down Love, M.B. and hit the ball as hard as I can." Hey Boss, Love, Andrew Dear Ross, To Tony, Tell that girl Kathy I say hello. I like Pasta a lot! Dear 86, Love, Liz Live it up and Kabboom, Everyone, Your partner in crime Dear Coach F., Who remembers when I used to just Pre-Calc is such an inspirational force play music? How cool was I then? I miss ." .D~.fl.I' Minneapolis, in my life. your attention. . . - .· I'm happy about the Super Bowl, but Love, David B. MTV it will never make up for that '87 fiasco. St. Louis Dear Mr. M., Dear STUCO Thymes, Green Bay has lost its spark and face It's harder than you thought, huh? Dear2:04.6 it, you live in lllinois. Call me for some advice sometime. You are fast but I am faster. Your reason. Love, PN 2:03.9 DearCSP, Dear Andy, Dear Nathan T., Get out of our Homeroom! I felt so abandoned when you put me Just so you know, I will never beat Love, STUCO on Mr. Moran's windowsill. Let's not you again. fight again. Scott R. Dearest Marc B., Love, Fudgesicle Wick wicky wuh! Dear Dave, From,AC M.M., Thanks for buying me! Just so you Stop filling me with your insolence. know, I will not make you run any faster Dear Grey, The Prep News Valentine's edi- than before . You have not been a good soldier. tion Love, Jasari's You lost a man at war. General Pierce Mr. B., To AdamT., I will always elude you. Have an awesome senior year, bro! Oh T-Bird, Tom 24 Potion #9 February 11 , 2009 Change me. Hey wood, Your wardrobe Brodie & T.S., I know it's all in the fun of the game, I love you. but I've been hiding for four years. When Juniors, The mall will you come to seek me? Stop parking on me. Love, your misplaced brain Sincerely; The Senior Parking Dear Cabbie, lot Straight up, dawg (hick-up, hick-up!) M.H., K. So glad to see you've joined me. Berserker, The mindless sheep that rule the My love for you is like a truck, Dear Botch, world Sincerely, Love among freaks Nice purse! Bully M.H., Berserker, You don't deserve me. My love for you is a ticking clock. Burkey, Your car Love, Randa Will you wash my car? Happy Valentine's Day! EJL, SLUH, Love, R. Come and get me. You are too involved in the Matrix to JJ ever be unplugged. Adam, Morpheus Micheal Jackson would be so jealous Dear crew, of you if he saw your moves! Or, if he saw My heart goes out to you in Jerusa­ Dearest Terry M., you in that great mesh jacket. Thanks for lem.. . My little toe will never forget. Al­ being such a good friend. JD ways beware. Love, Alicia Love, HEC SLUH, JoeM., I am vapid and without talent. Why Chandler and Joey, We love you! do you keep supporting me? Thanks for inventing me. Love, N.H. Markers Rap Hammer darts Dear Donny, Dave, Everyone, Happy Valentine's Day! I ~m not your drumset. We have no talent. All we want is Julie Sincerely, Any surface you can your money. find Love, Boy Bands Mike G., I far outweigh you. Dear everyone, Dear Korn, Love, you ego Thanks for selling out to me. Bagpipes are our thing. Give them Your friend, The Man up. Ducks, Dave, Dropkick Murphies Will you marry me? We're bad, stop using us. Love Always, S. 0. Your foreign accents Abercrombie, Why can't my name come first? To Latin 100-1 and 2, Gilicus, Fitch Alvete, Discipuli! Vos estis optimi Please be my thrillicus. discipuli in classe MMIII in Alta Schola Deegicus Fitch, Sancti Ludovici Universitatis! Caesar vas Because I sound cooler. laudat! G.A., Abercrombie Ex corde, I love you, you keep me warm all Magistra season long. SLUH, Your pal, The Bench The fad's over. Stop wearing me, To Latin 300-1 and 2, Hair bleach Salvete, Discipuli! Vos estis optimi Dearest Carmander, disicpuli in classe MMI. Nos legimus I choose you! To M.S., M.O., A.H., T.K., J.B., "Nunc est bibendum!" Mox legemus Love, Deegizard You will never look as good as I do. "Ars Amatoria" et vos eritis peritissime in Stop trying to be as suave as me. hac arte! A.T., Ricky Martin Ex corde,

,------February 11, 2000 Heart and Arrow 25 Magistra Dear D. T0 Latin 200-1,2 and 3 You left me all over your face. Salvete, Discipuli! V os estis Love, your lunch potimi discipuli in classe MMII. Proximo anno vos eritis Dear K. adulescentes linguae Latinae CCC. You' re my second favorite Mementote: Lingua Latina Vivit! SLUR guy, I love you. Seneca vivit! Amor omnia vincit! Love, Julie Ex corde, Magistra Ryan F., Come back and claim your lost rpeeK 100, glory. XatPETE, Cllf..l

Brian C., Dear Jen, Lisa, JK!! Quit calling us! There's plenty of Milhouse to go Love, Katie Love, the police around.

Sean 0 ., Dear Jen, David Haenni, Happy V -Day! What would I do with­ I love you Baby. You are the best! I think your tooth is out you (besides looking funny dancing Love, Neil sexy! by myself)?Now, where is my CYC card? Love, Cathleen Dear Meg(h), Dear Kris, Thank you so much, for everything. Tim Eetter, Backstreet's Back, Alright! Dun dun Love, Mike KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES 26 Romeo & Juliet February 11 , 2000 Josh, You make my pulp boiL What are we going to do? Naaaay! Thanks for watching, Love, OJ Andrew Shawshank with me. Matkovich! Matkovich! Matkovich! Dear Jon, JeffU., Lynn You complete me. Happy Valentine's Day. Welcome Bessie Home. Doug, Brian, and all the other guys I know, Hey Mr. B., Steve C., Happy Valentine's Day! You guys GROUND BEEF! mmm. Two dog - so what do your are awsome. I love ya. Hooligans parents do? Meghan D. Meg Bessie, To all the guys in the play, Sorry about New Year's. Raj, You guys are so cool. Jon Rock on, candy boy. Meghan Meg Hey Mr. B., Tony A., Shake your booty. Sean, I know you were mad I didn't write Hooligans You've been a great husband! you one of these last year, so well here ya Thanks! go. Happy Valentine's Day. Dear Mr. B., Ducks Meghan Use water, it won't hurt it! the fish Steve, Josh W., I see dead people. There's no better way to spend a Dear Lisa, Lynn week's pay than on a saran wrap for a guy May your new saxaphone bring you like you!!! years of d'oh! MattA., H.O. B.E.A.U Love, Homer Happy Valentine's Day, you big shiny-shirted god! Jon, Dear Mr. B., Meg Happy Valentine's Day. We have to More dump, less chase. do something soon! Hooligans Dan B., Stacy Dan, save me, I ran away from the Dear Roy, car. Dear Troy, Where's my roost? Love, your little biker guy We are moving. Love, MuHy Julie PatV. Hey Gordon, You can get the girls you sexy young DearMr. M., You need me! Republican. Tom, Tom, why do you persecute Love, OJ Love, Meggy me? Sincerely, your students Dear JoeP., Eric 0., Never forget me. Have fun with that ice cream scoop. Dear Mr. Pham, your femenine side l, 2, cha cha cha! Where am I? Love, Meg Love, the key to the Promised Dear Bee, Land Assault! Jackie B., SLUH boys I like spending time with you and John P., Whit. Don't worry, be happy! Dear food, Laura and friends Love, Katie S. I love you. Sincerely, Joey G., P.E. Hey Josh, Dear Chris W., Thanks for always being such a great SHUT UP! HeyT.B., friend. I really do appreciate it. Have a Hooligans I've got your girlfriend. wonderful Valentine's Day from the girl Love, Mono on stage left (all in black). Dear Josh, Luv ya, Michelle Dear Tim and Raj, February 11 , 2000 Me Gusta 27 your shoe you of the kissing rules at Dearest Jon, racquetball? love Jane • Tu es muy guapo! Dear Mr. Baud, Love, Tara The amount of repect we haVe for Tom- YOU got the right one baby! I you varies inversly with the amount of promise I will always talk about you Dear Billy, work you give us just to waSte our time. right infront of your face. Love Jane aka Shut up and toot on your jug. The Smart[alleck] Juniors Jeremy R Love, Tim Prep News, DearSLUH, It's quality, not quantity that counts. Enjoy me while I last. Dear Liz, Sisyphus your decent weekly newspaper Isn't it funny how the two of us take up a bench that fits Meghan, Tom, and Dear Sisyphus, Dear Jen, Steve? We know. Please loosen the leash. Bryan Prep News Love, Kevin

"Starless" is my star, MSKI + MSKI =mski Dear Bema, Daughter of night's darkness, Love,MSKI The Party was fun while you were out And as I worship from afar, of town. I can see my Lady harkens Muchacha, Love, Kevin To the dream of endless night "I can't do everything. But, I'll do anything for you. Can't do anything ex­ Dear Tim and Kyle, To all the Ladies, especially the ones from cept be in love with you." I can take you both. my Sr. Project and C.E.G.; Nutcase Love, Andy Love and good wishes. White Knight I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in Dear Fr. H., yours. I am still harshing on you! Dear McWolf, Bob Love, MikeS. Why don't return my calls? Does it have anything to do with the mittens? I Teom (Tim), JS, could change; call me. Yes, I am growing ... slowly. 1,2,3. Floppy St. Louis TB

Dear Dan, Aiazzi, JB, Pass the Wand: You were done be­ I like spaghetti, but not in my hair. You complete me. fore you started.- anonymous TB the Nerinx girls Dear Mr. Mueller MZ, Dear Mickey Blue Eyes, There, I said it. Thank you for inspiring me to be a I am infatuated with your abilities, more loving person. Please take a nap and please return my pages. Dear Corrie, have some orange juice. your secret non-Nerinx admirer I love you. Valentine. Love, TB Love, SLUR weight room, Sheep T.Q., You and I make a great team! P.S. My parents don't hate you I mean nothing. CoachM. Love, The Wheelbarrel To my Adam- Happy Valentine's Day! Alex, Maybe someday we'll talk again! Dear Clarissa You use me day in and day out; I am Love your south county Yard Gnome Roses are red sick of it, I've had enough. I am leaving Violets are Blue and never corning back, so get used to life M Otten- You'll always be my one true B'stanican Goats are telekinetic without me. I thought we had something, love. Love Jane and I love u and even when you brought that other one around, I put up with it. Now you go Todd, wait what are we supposed to call Wil behind my back, thinking you can justbuy you again? Champion of the Universe? Will will will will will you ever get more friends like me. Well, good bye. no, Player ofthe year! Do I need to remind any playing time? I'm laughing at you. 28 Your Love is like Ice Cream February 11 , 2000 any playing time? I'm laughing at you. Will you go out with me? Hackisak Ted Love Kirby Dear Kenny, Wil, Dear Garry You've got no qualms and I love it Sorry you couldn't share in the best I know where you live. Timmy weekend in 2 years. All my love, Jackie Ted Dear Bruns, Hey Garry, "Yeah, I'm a starter Now!" Dear Mr. Chura We're gonna drain the blood out of Troy John has been doing dirty things in you. YOU! YOU! YOU YOU YOU! the Russian room with the markers and Love, Brian and Tom Dear Adam, his neck brace, I wouldn't write with The list after Napels!! Huge!!!! those anymore if I were you. Dear Prep News Troy Love, the rest of the class No matter how hard you try, you will never be as suave and cool as me. Dear Kris, Dear Brendon, Love, Sisyphus Next time use super glue on me! I have a super Pokemon Samurai Love, your shoes sword with your name on it. Dear Sisyphus Love, Stevie No mattter how hard you try, you will Dear Jen, never be better than Maxim. 3 more and you've got us all. Dear SLUH XC, Love, Prep News Love, SLUH Lightning Crashes! ! ! Love, Stripe Dear Mr. B., Dear Busie, Your backswing and beard drive me Mole Brindge Dear Dave, LOCO!! Love, HH You're real smooooooth. Love, Laura D. Love, Michael W. Dear Jon, Dear Brian I will alwas love you. Prep News, I know you didn't mean it when you TheHoop-D Whycan'tyoujustleavemeALONE! yelled at me, don't fight it, it was meant to GabeJ be. Mike, Love, Kristin You're a satire god. Dear Joe DiMaggio­ Love, A secret admirer Where have you gone? Dear Paul The nation's lonely eyes Heads or Tails Mark K., Best 2 out of 4 I miss satire class. To: Fr. H. Happy Valentine's! A secret admirer Fear not, for the fertile soil grows Kora many weeds, but also bears the richest Dear Varsity soccer, fruit. Mike B's Locker, Anyone need a drink? A member of the new 5th period I love the way you open your door. Love, your waterboy class Secret Lover Dear Joe, Hey Timmy, Daniel Francis Xavier B. You're a hairy woman. Do you smell something? I love you, and I know you love me. Love, Tim Love, Anonymous-Ex Your Bike Dear Dr. P., Garry, AZummy Exactly how many times did you I still love you even though I'm with Shave me have malaria? Shawn Your Beard 01' Chinese class Love, Josie Josh W., Dear Dr. T., Pat, I love you!!! Have you seen my marshmallow I love the present you left for me. The letter Slurpee? Love, Tim G. 01' Chinese class Jeffery U., Dear Parker, Kick me sideways February 11 , 2000 ,, . {Forbidden Love 29 Dear Dr. P., Dear Karl Dear Ryan H., Was it hard leading the Chinese na­ Why did you dog me? Even though we appear to be orga­ tional soccer team to world domination? Matt B. nized, we are really still rearranged. 01' Chinese class Love, Your Model Cars Dear Crest Bowl, Dear Joel from C.T., Do you really want to see the gutter- . Dear Hatcher, Please put on a shirt, or you're going jack? I am not supposed to be neat and to get sick Kurt, Matt, Matt, Tom, Joe clean, for the love of God mess me up. Matt B. Love, your gym locker Dear Andy, Dear Nicobe, You're so dirty. Dear Bee-Rice, Can we please borrow your raspberry Love, Fuji Put me around your neck where I spray... we have a problem belong! Matt B. Dear Molly and Kaneidra, Love, your warped Bike tire We saw the sighs and, oh yeah, we Dear street, don't stop cuz we can't stop. Dear Mr. L, please find me LGAcrew Thank you for keeping us moist all of your car the time. Dear Aorrisant United, Love, your lips Dear LGA crew, We will dominate in '98, I mean 2000 LGA!!! Sports Print Dear Andy, Breadman Won't you come bak to the pond? Lindsey, From, Mama Duck Dear Andrea's party, Hey Freaky, what's up! Thanks for What exactly did I do last night? the Pink sticky notes. Chris B., MattB -???? What we u just don't see ... how we can operate so eleqent-ly ... so what you DearPDK, Justine, need is a little OI-SKA-01. I punched him in the face, Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Vanilla Extract Yunowuhimsain -Anonymous LGAjamcrew Andrew L., Tim, It's ruff world out there man, so when Dear Sean 0., I taste bad. the tuff get going, the tuff get ruff. Please wash and paint me, Skim Milk Love, Ruff your car Dear student, Mr. F, Dear Dewey, You should be paying attention to I know we are very close and we do a · '' · · Why don ;t you start the FBI with class, not reading this. lot of sleeping together, but I can't com­ Brandon's paycheck from Radio Shack your teacher pete with your wife anymore. Matt and Pete Sincerely, the State Trophy Dear Mike G. Dear Lara; We're not funny. Tuck, Why do you gott~ be like that? Your Valentines You and I have much in common, we Matt, Pat, and every other guy. shold hook up. Dear SLUH English, Yours, Cosmopolitan Ice Cream Dear Sean, Why do you care so much about my Ask me life? Leave me alone! Dear Rachel, Sarah Flick, the ex-basketball player You're the cutest girl in the world. I'm madly in love with you, make me the Dear Mr. Raterman, Dear Eric C., luckiest guy in the world, will you be my Did you teach Biology last year? Cut your hair & pull up your pants Valentine? M~ltt B. and Pat R. 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Dear Tennessee, Dear R. Cherre DearMr. K., We are anti-government, GO RAMS! You were great. Was I? Stop badnouthing us or there'll be Close Up That pound of bacon trouble. SLU Biology Professors ·-

} February 11 , 2000 Be Mine 3 Dear Dan B., never be the "superfreak" I concede; you're better than me. Liscense and registration, please. Love, Rick James FormerPhysmics Partner Sincerly, Wildwood Police De­ partment Dear Rams, Dear Mr. R. Please don't trade Trent Green, now I admit it; Catch-22 was a really good Andrew, that Cliff Politte is gone, he's all that we book. I was just too proud to admit that I Thanks for pointing out all our sta­ have left. liked it. · pling flaws; we are forever in your debt. Love, the Griffins Love, Sean 0. PN staplers TimE, Dear Ash, Misty, and Brock, Dear Tracey, To my ·~ournalist (and boyfriend) Prepare for trouble... and make it You'll never replace Brock in our extraordinaire" - having fond memories double!! hearts. of last Valentine's Day? Blee Blee 4-7- Team Rocket Ash and Misty 6 ... Much Love, Rachel DearM.M., Tom, You can try all day, but you will It's getting crowded in here. To my darling Jeffy, never win me. Love, your arteries Bear, you are the sweetest little pump­ Love, K.R.'s mind games kin muffin I've ever met. Well, not really, Dear Eric S., I guess; I've never actually triet a pump­ Dear Mike F., Paint me. kin muffin. Ariyway, love you. Happy Richie Rich called, and he wants his Love, you car Valentine's Day lifestyle back. Yours truly, Love Dear Ralph, Dear dinosaur, I choo-choo-choose you. Dear Hamilton, Please refrain from eating off my Lisa Simpson I'm still trying to find a way into your head in the future. speech. Gabriel Dear Mr. H.E.C., Love, any type of relevance I could take you. . DearM.M., anonymous DearKenN., You know I'm better than you. Just Congratulations on being voted the admit it. Dear BobS., smartest person in the universe. TW See you when practice starts in April Smart People Society Love, your football team Dear J.H., Dear Ken. N., We want our sign back. Dear Th0mas, I'll get you yet! -Crime-ridden neighborhood The Lakers stink. Tim H. Love, M108 Dear M.L. and·J.H., Dear Leslie B, You:cosdny son his life. Dear Sarah M., Could you please come to our gam~ -Mama Duck Your love is better than ice cream. this year? Sean and Billy and Mike Last year's Freshman basketball Dear Elfie, team We are horrible. Just realize it! Dear Mr. Becvar's class, · B.link 182 Let's get together sometime when you're free. Dear Wessells, Dear Keep Right sign, Love, your calculus homework Hustle! Thanks for keeping me on the right Dear Cindy P., The Basketball team track Never use 'the word "booger" in your PatV weather forecast again. Dear Ken, Love, all of St. Louis You will never be as good as your Dear No Left Tum sign, brother. Thanks for keeping me on the right Dear Jevon K., Mr.N. track You may be the "freak" but from PatV what I saw in the Super Bowl, you will Dear Sean 0., , ·· ., 30 St~ -Valentine February 11 , 2000 - the pajama pants I mis~ you, tell Sarah to give me back. Dear Racquetball, - Your freedom ;'Maybe you' 11 get some attention when Dear Mr. A, you win something ... Oh, well nevermind. · I'm a sock, not a tie. Dear Kevin, SLUH Love, the sock that you wear for You are not the best-bottler at Rio. a tie Sorry. Dear Mr. Z, -Tim G. I know you want me. Stop holding Dear Secret Admirer, back, take me now! Your love for me doesn't have a To Matt and Shaun, Junk Food subject or a verb. Thanks for holding strong. -Mrs. C -the producers of Felicity and DearTQ, ..· Dawson's Creek I exist! Please embraceand use me! Dear Mr. Goodbar, Anger I can't live without you. Dear Mingo, -Mr.C I love you. -From Mingo DearTQ, Dear Mr. M, I know you still love me. Someday I'm cool. Dear Dave & Matt, we'll be together. - your earring, We've spent a lot of time together Snood lately. It's time to let go. Dear J. B., - Your mirrors Dear TQ, I'm cool. The Red Wheelbarrow is worthless - your earring , Dear Mrs. P, and meaningless. You make miracles happen. From, Everyone with common Dear K. R., - Your pointer sense I'm not that cool - your earring Dear Sean, Dear Rachel B., Come on in, it's 9am. Every breath you take, every move Superstar, -Walgreens you make, I'll be watching you. Don't be such a tease. Love, T.S. We'll miss you, Iowa State Dear Sean and Matt, I know what you said to my kid on the Coach F., Dear Charlie M., unicycle. Your shipment is in. No matter how hard you try, you will -parents of Seth F. -THe Just for Men Gel Co. never be good at Tai-Bo. Love, Billy Banks Dear Matt, Troy, Quit covering me up with those sweat- I can't live without you. Dear James, ers. Love, SLUH Basketball Fake 'em. -your neck love the Foosball Players Coach F., To Backstreet Boys, Leave me alone and teach the class Dear Foosball #2, When are you holding tryouts? yourself. I love you. You are my reason for -MattS. -Your book living. -Pat Rosen To Ricky, Kris, Watch out! We're coming for you. Why do you never set me? Sometimes the best offense is a good -the Fashion Police -The pick defense. From, To Joe, Dear Mr.. A, Foosball #2 I love you and you love me, so lets Hold me, caress me, I'll never leave wear rings that say it. your side. Dear Rogan, -Erika From, Your oversized briefcase Quit Negecting us. Your sideburns To Matt and Kevin, . DearSLUH, Uh, we, uh, took inventory here at, We're trendy. Dear Nick, uh, Rio & you're done. February 11 , 2000 Prelude to Marriage 31 long. To short, ugly kid, To John & Steve - Jenga blocks .I know where you sleep. You don't look good, or old, or any­ - Sheekey thing, just like fools. Dear Candy, - Anyone who can see We're done with these foolish games. Dear Raj, It' titne to be men. You'll never get your$$$. DearSLUH, - Fancy & Dandy Tim Stop obsessing over us. The Simpsons Dear Nick, To whom it may concern, Please take me back from your girl­ Has anyone seen a quarterback? Gabe, friend. - Iowa State Football Thanks for the company on Thurs­ Love, your class ring days. We love you. To Iowa State Football, -PN64 Dear Nick, Nope. Don't know anything. Stop associating yourself with us. - lllinois Football PN64 Staff, -the Asian countries of the world When? To Joey P., waiting, faithful PN64 T-Shirt Dear my sweet Nicky, We think the total is around $300, buyers You're still not buff enough for me. you have until May to pay us back. Love, Your girlfriend Angie - The Senior Class Yo boys, What we got? DearMr.M., To Andy, -The boss Earth is you other left. We love you Baby Love, Your stats class - Your friends Boss, Not much. Mr.M, To Bob, - PNguys Leave me alone! Never let me out of you sight. the exterior angle theorem -katie R. PNguys, Please don'tjump me. Dear Brendon, To Bill, -Fred You'll never get me! So quit calling! I know I said something about some Love, Beth number, but I still love you. Tim, -CC What's behind the Rabbit? Dear Kevin, Sir R So, I hear you like me! let's not forget To Bill, our bonding experience in the complex. I am still in you Sir R., Love, JB -George Washington It is the Rabbit! -Tim Dear Ted, To Johnny R. Yeah right. You're good, real good. But I'm still Dear Gabe's floor, PN staff #I. Thanks for the memories. - Gumby -Everyone Nick- I Use me and Abuse Me.. and get a ITo Matt, Dear NickS., license. 1 stop dancing with me please You are my Hero. - Your Ford explorer ; - Jessica - Miles Davis I Dear Steve K.- 'To the Man, To Andrew G., The rain in Spain Falls Mainly in the You have your own cheer, and noth­ I'm writing to you from the heart of Plain. ing beats you rages. the Badlands. .. love, great Britain -Everyone I don't miss you, Tim G. Dear B-Rock- To Kid Rock, Doode! We miss you and your pen­ I love you guys. To Andy G., guin-loving psych class! We dream of PaulS. You can stack us, urn, but not for you (but only during Stage I REm sleep 32 Red and White February 11, 2000 you (but only during Stage 1 REm sleep Dear Sean G., Please let me live in your Imperial accompianied by sleep terrors) Please learn how to drive me. world. Love, Your seniors Everytime we're together I end up getting Your loving Flotown girl stripped. Dear Barry, Love, The gears of your Jeep's Dear. TomB., Brush that petty soccer equipment stick shift Please come and find us, we got lost away and use us again. You need us and in Chapter 4. We need you. Dave A., Love, Everyone one of your Love, Your golf clubs We've been apart too long. Come Calculus students. back to me soon. Dear Mike Love, Your pony tail Dear9:32, Our New Year's meeting was an ac­ Enjoy your last couple months, be­ cident. Come up to Bread Co. and we'll Dear Pierson, cause soon you will be no more. talk .about it. I love you fireball! You should have gotten more play­ From,N.T. Love, Lisa S. ing time. Love, Pierson Dear Tipper, Dear Pat , Won't you consider coming back to I am appalled at your fool presence. Dear Steve L., me. I can do so much for you. Love, KA' s piano Foul Ball! Money! Butter! Sign him Love, Thomas (your real name) up, get him a number! Want it! Dear Fancy Boy, Love, It's getting old. Dear Sean, Would you like some rainbow pants If you want it the most, there's no to go with your turtleneck sweater? DearMr.M., easy way out. Love, Jack & Frank It's just swimming. Celine Dion Love,FoPo Dear Ken - DearETS, Why must you abuse me? ToTed, Why won't you come visit little Love, a Black Toyota Land You have no move! You can't work Eddie? Cruiser Pokemon! Love, Big B.K. Love Chrissi Ham, Dear Tipper, We miss you To Will, Please come and visit me. - the women of Europe Mop top! You're a Beatie! Love, The Green Shed in Forest Love, Your comb Park Dear Kyle, We will be held together by a higher ToD.O.C. Dear Sammy Hagar, power the rest of our days. You are a bad driver. You are the worst musician ever. Love, the Wave Love, Your poor car Please do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and never play music again. Dear Rachel, Dear Mr. D., Then, publicly apologize for ever having I hope we can still be friends, I'll Less dump, more chase. made music to begin with. Finally, it is work on the arms. The Hockey Hooligans your duty to mankind to find every piece -Gabe of terrible music (meaning every piece of R.A.C.R., Dear Chris W., music) that you have ever made, and dis­ All I need is the rhythm divine. I was always there for you. Yet you pose of it. Pleae rid the planet of the worst G.C.A.J. mocked me. I have always loved you. music ever made. You make Bryan Adams And you push me away. Let us reconcile, look like a musical genius. The world will Dear Shaun L., this Valentine's Day. be a much better place once we are all Sorry, but you live too far away, Love, Your old wagon freed from the junk you have imposed The women of St. Louis. upon us. Dear Matt F., Thank you for your cooperation; Dear Matt, Dave, and Steve, Tonight I'll Indian wrestle you. From, Everyone who has ears Thanks for using our products. You You're going down, sucker. that work guys looked great. Your secret admirer. Love, Lady Bic Dear Ted, Oh Sweet Imperial Girl, Thanks for noticing my big lips. February 11 , 2000 Personals ., Bubba nicer on your head than being kicked How could you let this happen to me! around, I'm writing from the trash can, please Dear Jason 0., Love, Giant Cowboy Hat i·n save me! · We want our signs back. "Dumb & Dumber" Love, MacBeth From, Dave's neighbors Dear Scott, Dear Mr. G, Dear Dave G., I miss you! I miss you. We want our signs bad. Love, Kaily Love, Your razor From, Your neighbors Dear Chris, Dear Mr. G., Dear John, I miss your help on my homework. You impersonate me poorly; your Thank you for missing us, Love, Meghan beard's too dark. Love, The birds From, Jesus Dear Peter, To Emma, We are tired of the ridicule! Dear Tim L. and Mike G., Give us our Bill back, Love, Your hair After the gift I gave you I still don't everyone see my sports section. Oh Justin, Gabe To Christen, I hope we get a limo again this year The world is not enough. for your dance. To Tom R., OOMWaa Love, Carrie 7th grade. That's terrible! From, Your flash Dear Sweater Vest, Dear Andy, Howiloveyouso. You'resosoftand I can't take it anymore. TomR., so colorful. Sometimes you contain all of Dan H. You've been making a lot of stuff the colors of the rainbow and boy, do I Irish lately haven't you! love that. Please be mine, now and for­ Senorita, Your stomach ever. I hate Ricky Martin. Love, Mr. Mal. Andres Malo Jill, PS -I love wearing you I love Jill. I love Jill. I love Jill. while I eat Polish sausage Dear Dr. M., From, Charley History does repeat itself. Dear Andy M., Love, Andy MikeP., I miss our special time together. Call It was a lob. me sometime. Dear Ben S., Mr. B. Winnie-the-Pooh Glad to have you as a fan. Love, Santana To Mr. B., Dear Mike K., "L-0-B" lob! Why do you love to hurt me? Dear Donny, lob Love, Your transmission I sold the ring to buy Dreamcast. Love, Ashley Brian W., Dear Dave.M., Watch out for other cans! No more · .Don;t try to get rid of me, you know To Mr. M., wrecks please! you love me. I will send you a postcard. From, Your van Your Love handles Love, Kevin R. ,. Dear Josh & Joe, To Mr. Mal., To Mr. Clark's biceps, Y o'u t'wo are so sexy. Why do you have me? You never use You scare me lots! Love, Everyone me. From, Mr. Clark's tight T-Shirts Love, Your office Dear Tommy, Dear Kyle S., Before! was a novelty, !felt so alone. To Mr. Mal., When will I see you again? I was always much too big. But now I've You are short. Mor · found a home. I sit atop your giant head, Love, STUCO and keep you safe and sound. It's so much Dear Sean G., To Shawn S., 34 News ' ~ ' t February 11 , 2000 Our relationship is genuine and irre­ If you would only give me half a placeable. The way we are able to enjoy Dear Nick, chance you might see that my l ~ve is each other's time withou't 'ever talking on I've missed you lately, genuine and real. I'm worth a lot more the phone is incredibly cool. I can't waitto Mark's bagels than you think, .and I hope somed~ you see you again. give me a second chance. Love, Jen Dear Tom, Love, Romeo & Juliet You always put a lot of stress on us. Dear Prep News, your hat collection To Everyone, You are the ultimate in manhood. We You're out to get us. look forward to your each and every issue. Dear Maggie, From,STUCO We towel off our bodies with your fine I love you now more than ever! journalism. Andy B. To Andy G., -Women of the world We miss you. We never see each Dear Steve, other anymore. Dear Steve E., You're bad! SLUH Varsity Sports I love how you do whatever I want. Miriram Love, Carla Dear Birk-man, Dear Nick, 3:15, flagpole, you & me, mano-y­ Dear Tom B., Where's Tim? mano, no headlocks punk! Share your magic! We don't under­ Sara Love, Your master stand anything! Your BC Calc classes Dear Joe, Dear P. Baud, Why do you always forget me? You need to get down with your bad Dear Mr. Z., Your wallet self Telling us that there is a lengthy list Love, Your alter ego, P. "Bad" of announcements only makes the list of Dear M.B., announcements longer.· · · I know we will be together soon! Dear Kevin, The school Rogaine I am going to make you pay, Love, The Russain Fisherman DearM.B., Dear Boomer, I love the way you work me. Why do you still nothaveme?You're Dear MattS, Your hair gel almost 19! I will beat you anywhere, anytime. a license You name the place and you're gonna Jose Dear Joe, your reputation as the biggest high schooler Why do you never spend me? Dear Boomer, around. Your money You're too heavy, quit sitting on me! Love, Krissy the air conditioner Dear Hoy, To Brian W., I loved the way you made me feel? Dear Matt, I want you so bad! the bench Why do I only see you to and from Love, Jennifer D. school? I want to go out with you on the To Mickey, weekends. Josh W., · l miss you trying. U being wrapped Your car You're a really great guy. Thanks for around me. being a friend. the tree, the fence, and the bridge Dear Nick, Alicia Thanks for the last two weeks, I knew Dear Hoy, you could do it, Just two more weeks left. Note to self: Why mack me when you long to have Jilly bean I still like Laura the best. me? Brian C. A stylish hairdo Dear Tom, Where is your necksafe? Dear Jon, Dear Nick, The Europe Trip It's time to get rid of me. ¥ou know I'm fine, quit lying! Your yellow hat Your stomach Dear C., ~ebruary 11, 2000 At My Most Beautiful 35 DearFiju, Rifle targets ~ You have to walk through me, not Dear Mr. B., into me. Why can't we be friends? DearFiju, Love, The Door Mr. Hyde You really don't know the words to me. Hey Charlie B., Mr. Hyde, "Blue" What's up, sweetie? Always remem­ Because you aren't James Kersey ber that tech crew is the best, and stage left and you don't play water polo. Dear Mr. B., is awesome. Have a great Valentine's Mr. B. Why aren't there any playoff games Day. near my house? Luv ya, Michelle Dear Mr. A. R.A.J. Thank you for your dedicated sup­ Dear Charlie, port throughout the year. DearFiju, I don't make a good subject for a The Rams Stop putting trash under me. college essay. Love, Couch in the commons Love, Peter BG Dear Illinois, Webster, and West County, You will be destroyed. DearFiju, Dear Dave, Mr. A. You stole my speech. Where are you? You used to run with Your Brother us and beat us. Ms. Squirrel, Antonio P. and Tim B. Hey, lover, let's meet in that tree To Paul D., outside Mr. M. 's window last period! Find me. Dear Liberty, Love, Mr. Squirrel A sense of humor Better luck next year, 1 point Dear Mr. A. To Mr. Pure #1, We are lost in cyberspace! Please I will get you. Dear Joe Bill, send help! Mr. Pure#2 You used to have a dynasty. What Love, HS200-4 happened? To Chris West, Oak Hill GC Dear Mr. K., Why did you tum me into the hoosier­ Help! I'm not going to make it off mobile? Dear P. Baud, Mr. O.'s island! your car It's a shame we can't be friends. We Doubtful, Terry O'C. share so many interests: Blockbuster, elec­ ToMr.M., tromagnetism. But, alas, you did go to DearMr.M., Nobody likes you and your mother Rolla. Sorry. We really do have souls. dresses you funny. J.W. Your sophs Anonymous

DearMr.M, Dear Matt D., Dear dryers-in-the-bathrooms, Thanks for using me to confuse ev- Does mommy know where you are? You can't compete with the paper eryone, The Boogey Man towels. Your area test R.A.J. Dear Matt D., Dear Madame, Ask your mom if you can come over To Rich, We are not all pushy and lazy. and play! Man you got Franks? Americans Lance and Tracy Europe '99

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Dear Mr. A., Dear Fr. H., To SLUH English department, No matter what you think, I am not a Why do you hate us? Are all these messages phallic? tie. 5th period Junior Bills The black rectangular piece of cloth you think is a tie Dear Jon, ToJ.T., Why can't you hit me? 120,731 February 11 , 2000 ; Courtney Jen Dear weather, To Maggie, We love you, but you will be con­ Dear2Pac, Baby, I love you more than ever. quered. I miss you. Love, Andy Meteorology Club Jamie B.

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Baam! somebody we know! on our test. -Cradle rock style Love, Billy The ACT Board DearMKD, Phil, Hamel, 3 feet... I inch 6-0! Why weren't you in Atlanta? DocM. Zeke Dear Alex B., One time my cat hissed at my dog, Phil, Ted, and it was funny. Because they were territories! I was wrong about the birds and their Love, Highlights DocM. plumage. Schaeffer Dear Jackie G., Dear S.M.; Jet' aime. ·We miss you Nathan, JB The first ten hours of the day Baxter lives! Baxter Dear Kora, Dear Dave, Mr. Potatohead needs a significant I stole your fins. Matt, other Eileen I'm gonna punch your lights out! Happy Valentine's, Paul Lance from Concordia Dear Brian C., Dear Kyle 0: I happen to love poetry! Mike, 3... 2 ... 1...BLAST OFF ChrisS. I'm still alive and waiting for you in blast off... · 22lc. Love, Your secret admirer Dear Gabe, Kurt Cobain Sorry, honey, I invented the yo-yo. Dear Monkey Bio Club Members, Magellan killer! Mr. F., Meetings will now take place during Hugs 'n kisses, Professor Duncan Don't ever shave me again. activity period in the janitorial · closet Your beard around the comer from the science de­ Dear Mrs. W, parttnent. How does a cat cough up a hairball Jeff, Mr. Kuensting again? Please shave your neck-beard. Love, the speech team Clean People Dear Jimmy, What is your problem? Dear Jimmy Joe, Dear Readers, Dave G. Money, motley, money; is that all My apologies; I'm drifting in and out you want!? Who's your manager, of sleep. Dear Timmy H. Fernando? Mama Mia! He's a war crimi­ Sad Professor Bulk me up. nal from Waterloo. Love, your body - Dancing Queen Mr. C., Please admit that I am REALLY bad. Dear Tim H., Dear Sean, Love, "Monster Ballads" Buy some new cd's The yo-yo is ours! Magellan never Your Stereo stood a chance. Princess Leia, -The islander Can' t we just pretend? Besides, Han Dear Dave, isn't aJedi Knight, is he? Way to peak in February Dear Mr. B., Luke ·· Love, Stein Whatever happened to the magic be­ tween us? Dear Paul, Dear Marty, Love, Making Sense Heads or tails Call me, I'll be at my grandma's. Best 2 out of 4. 555-4823 Dear Bdav, Happy Valentine's, Love, Jennifer Think you're so smart, do you? Kora The SAT Board ------February 11 , 2000 Sugar Smacks 5 Dear Front Desk, Steff There's a problem with the TV: that Bryan Dear Prep News, ~uy won't give me the remote Mixers: Sheraton Customer Dear Jon, STUCO about 3 I am sooo slow. Prep News 0 Dear St. Louis, Your car STUCO Please pay attention to us now that football is over Dear Wallisch, Dear Mrs. Pride, The Blues Please stop hunting us! And we don't Will you tell Bellon to shut up?! want to see your igloo. Love, Everyone Dear Jimmy H., The Penguins Your friends are really nice. To My Sweet Nicky B, Your Sis-a, Melissa Dear Tim, ... PSYCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you! You never called me. Love, Your girlfriend Dear Maggie, Never forget Florence. Sorry you wanted to break it off with Love, Omar Dear Tom, me I don't really have to buy you a new Your Car Door Mirror Dear Chad, AP Spanish Binder, do I? If you will ... Love, Paul Dear Erin, The "Super Gas Law" And the Oscar for best actress on Dear Joe, New Year's Eve goes to ... you DearDocM., Regress in your maturity. The Academy Pay up! Love, Your Soul Jamie J. Josh W. Dear Faith, Keep up the good work and "Viva Dear Andy I., Leave that wimp Tim and come to la Revolution!" We should hook up for lunch. You your big burly Mike. Karl eat. I'll watch. ~ove, Mike Love, Food PeterS., Dear Beastie Boys, I'll get you for mocking my toe­ Dear Prep News, Will I ever be able to join your band? tapping guitar riffs. Oh yes, I'll have my Can we please get a TV in the office? Love, Paul revenge. Ha, ha, ha HA, HA, HA, HA Love, Office Slack- Hack. Hack. Ohman, I've got a hairball. ers Eddie V. Dear Joe, Jack B. III We'll get work done .. Even though I am the only baseball .We promise! player to win the MVP in theNational and Love, Office Slack- American leagues, I still feel unsatisfied ers because no one knows who I am. If you have any friends that do, introduce them Dear Ivers, tome. Laugh for me, willya? Mysterious Outfielder Love, Paul

Mike Luv, Dear Mr. M., Where's my two dollars?! Please come back to The paperboy earth. Love, Your Stats Dear Matt H., Class· It's OK to hang out with girls The St. Joe girls DearSTUCO, Publications: Dear Paul's Aunt, Dear Liz, Prep News 20 We love your chili. Isn't it funny how the two of us take STUCO 2 Love, Your SLUH Rams Crew up a bench that fits Meghan, Tom. and Prep News 6 Cupid February 11 , 2000 ~ Dear P.O.P.E., I love you. Every other sophomore hom- Thanks for protecting me. Mr. Zarrick eroom. Love, UNOWHO Dear world, Dear Frosh Homeroom Basketball Dear Mike, Sorry for the horrible music. Champs, Quit wearing those obnoxious sweat- Dave M. Band Sorry for shutting you out ers. M205 Love, Paul Dear BooBoo, I love you. Dear Mike K., Dear Mike, Yogi. I can't believe you slept with me. I know I'm ugly. Kevin's pillow Love, Paul Dear Mr. Quinn, Thank you for imposing me upon Dear G. H., Brian, your students. Your hair is so fuzzy and lovable. I You are an awesome person inside Love, love to sail in your ocean of curls. The and out and are one ofmy favorite guys on Boredom dark hair is so manly. I desire to have my earth. teeth run against your unsplit ends Tobin Dear Saturday, Love, your comb We like you a lot, but not enough to Jon, have school on you. DearG.H., I've come to really like you a lot and SLUR I'm feeling good and strong and am you are glad to be back in action. Try to treat me certainly one of the most interesting guys Dear Brendon S., a little better this time. out there. Please give us our shoes back. Love, ACL Tobin Love, The Pilgrims Dear Garry, Joe I'm trying to figure out what is wrong You are a good friend and I'm really Dear Ryan G., with your phone line. For some reason it glad we are friends. What would you do Please stay awake. keeps hanging up. I think I'm am just without me? (ha ha). Sincerely, going to start coming to your house so I Tobin Dr.M. can finally meet your parents. Love, Jackie Baby Dan Dear Mike M., I'm still getting to know you, but you Please stay awake. Hey Williard, are one of the best hockey players I know, Sincerely, Word on the street is you want to duel and the coolest guy too. Dr.M. me, I can take you any day. Tobin Cutter DearSLUH, Jake I'd like to announce I will be making Hey Dave, I have more fun with you then with announcements shortly so I ask everyone This is you girlfriend. What's my any other guy I know and I'm really happy to please sit down and remain quiet for name? we are friends. this lengthy list of announcements which ? Jess I am about to announce. So in conclusion, I'll be back on the P.A. in a few minutes Dave W. DearMr. M, to announce the annnouncements includ­ Le cheval est rouge, - is that the best You crack me up. ing one regarding SLU 1-8-1-8 credit. you can do? Your Voice Thanks for your cooperation. Capucine Mr.Z. Dear Mr. Z, James, I love the sound of your voice. Dear SLUH, Get off of me. Mr.Z Thank you for giving us lessons in the ground every sport. Dear water, Vianney, DeSmet & CBC Dear Stan, I love you. I'm telling Mom. Deuser & Thuet DearM205, Frank Thanks for showing us how to play Dear Enigma, basketball. February 11 , 2000 Kiss Me 7 Dear G., Dear Matt, Do you really exist? Learn how to drive me, please. Your screen is fixable. From, the skeptics Your Jeep From, your mother My dearest SJA girls, Kris, Dear Joe, I Jove you all. Thanks for everything. I'm tired of swimming in an eternal No one wants to see that. You're so much fun. river of gel. Signed, Everyone Love lots, Matt your hair Dear Jack, Dear Dan, E-Z..E, Stop licking me. You, me, and Matt will have to get I want the Lebaron, please! Love, the screeen together sometime. . AZ From Jack Dear Ham, Mark, The·maid stole it. ... Two words ... Dear the Bucks, Mr. Kuensting - 1 water bottle. You might have a chance this year. you- 0 From Paul and Jack From your only supporter Coach your friends in AP Biology Buck Dear Denny's Alex, Can we get some service? Dear Jackie, Be my Valentine Signed, the Calculu_s Party Congrats on the move. And thanks from your actor friend for Jetting me sleep. Dear Sean O'Neil Love Jack Mr. Kuensting, Salt and Pepper. Not "Shalt and You ain't seen nothin' yet! Pepper." Dear Matt, male baldness The Haufbrau House No more Stats at two in the morning. Jack Dear PN Staff, Dear Tom, Work it, baby, work it. We love the way you move. Dear Pat, Bill, Mike, and Zach, Zarrick Concert Band Look what your missing. Love the Bucks Dear Kevy, Dear P. Baud, Where's my Iovin'? Want to race me with that stellar car Dear Mr. Z., Sevy of yours? How's your camera? Anyone in your Physics Class Love the famous European trip Dear Stage Crew, Finish me! Dear Mr. See, Oh STUCO Thymes Eagerly Waiting, the set Slow down please. Where have you gone? Your A.P. Stats Class The viciously monopolistic PN Dear Tommy D., Please clean me. Dear Mr. Cununings, Ken C., your executive office Sorry for waking up your son. You wish you had basketball skills Love, MattZ -Daunte Dear Christy, Always remember the scary barking Dear Christy, Megan, Meghan, and oth­ Meghan, cows... they're out there I swear. ers, you look wonderful tonight Love, Matt Stay away from my window. -Jeff Matt Dear Pat, Josh M, Highland and Breeze yearn for you. Dear Karen, Quit spinning us P.S ...... No Joe or John. I love your dress. -the foosball men From the girls that actually All PN guys like you Ryan V, Dear Tom, Come tome Dear Pat, A.P. Spanish is great. Love, I already have a boyfriend. Love Paul School From Beth Dear Raquetball, 8 Holiday o' Love February 11 , 2000 Mike K, I want my buzz book back Dear Megan, One word: Meathead -Tom Now I've seen you watch a football -Coach game ... Told you so. Dear K-10, Love, Paul Jason T, You ain't no glamour Why don't you boys. You're FIERCE. Dear Allen, hang me up? -Mr. G. I am not addicted to anything but You're ferret your love. calendar DearT-Man, Love, Mike I'm likin' the duo, keep PatL., on bein' your silly self Dear Matt, I am not pleased -Dubbwick Joe has replaced you as World's Dirti­ with your work so est Man. far. Hide. Dear Kora and Paul, -the D. Please don' t break Dear Joe, me again. I'm getting that title back. .. somehow. Dear Dan 0 Love, From Matt I really don't want you. The Couch Love Jessica De Paris Dear 'Ren, To Bananas in pajamas, I'm all 'bout third derivitives. TerryM., It's over,just quit chasing us. It's not Love, 'Ike Even I could be a better president funny anymore. Back off! than Harry Truman -Teddy Bears Dear Mr. Mueller, -Your favorite senior Sorry about the noise. To mama, Sincerely, PN Dear Dan 0 Oink, Oink Baby That cannot be put out on me. -Slater Dear Mike M., Jack's Cheek I'm sorry about the loss of Kevin M., Abercrombie, Dear Dan 0 You've neglected me all these years Love, Fitch How's your soap? just give me a chance. Love Paul and Jack -undershirt .. Dear PN, , ·. We want them back! Dear Rachel, KC. Love,MODOT Please let us out of our cage. Ha Ha Ha you're mine forever! Love Sid and Johnny -Liz Dear Captain Brand, You are our angel in the sky. John G, Bill, Love, 40 eastbounders You are so useful. Emma's come between us, everyone -NONE of the 50 clubs you are in wants you to take me back Dear Billy, -dignity I'm glad you had fun on account of Ivers, me. Is it the Wednesday or the 5:00 you Rusty, -Mike's Expense don't understand? Why do you always cover me? Are .1PN you ashamed of me? Dear Mr. Jones, -your neck Ohnono,she'slookingatme. You're Terrence, just about as funky as you could be. You know, I won' t bite. STUCO, -Adam D. -Your red pen You don' t need me to have fun. -A crutch Dear Sean 0', Dear Mr. Becvar, I'll never foget you either, Calculus really is fun. Dear Megan, Florence Love your brainwash~d Calcu­ Lion King wasn't enough. I want lus class Alladin too. Dear Crag D. and Pat C., Love, Mike Chiquita Bananas ... Dear Rag, February 11 , 2000 I Love You 9 DearUA, -Mr. K. Bears are sexy. Dear Colleen, Love, Mike - bear Mr. K., Thanks for the hugs and kisses on my You are my Superman. birthday! Have fun with Casey! Dear Mrs. Mooney, -P. B. Love, Mike Don't butcher any candles. Love, Mr. Doran Dear Megan, Christy, and Meghan, Dear Pat V., Though the teeth marks may fade, I I wanna be like you. Dear M.K. Mooney, will always have the memories. Thanks MJFox Go! Go! Go! Love Matt -Dr. S Dear Brendan, Dear Jabba, Thanks for keeping our business alive. Dear Jesus, Up in just one or two tries ... goodjob. Abercrombie and Fitch Thank You! MG 2 2 Love, Kurt W. Dear A + B , Dear Raj, You complete me. - Dear Eric L, I admit it, I got burned. Love, C' Why do you let us aimlessly fly out of Love, Popcorn your mouth? Dear Joe G., Love, Ridiculous Words Dear Senior Class, I miss you. I've taken control now. There's no Love, your neck Dear Matt G, escape! Quit making me look promiscuous! Love Always, Laziness DearHEC, -Your Saturn It's getting really tight in here. Dear Marissa, Sincerely, your shirt ' Dear Christy, Your Karaoke party RULED. ' You draw-me to you with your studi­ Love, Mike & and all the other Dear MikeS., ous, seductive looks. tone deaf singers Sorry about the whole name thing. Love, Mike Love, everyone Dear Sarah, Dear Allen, Joe, Matt, Roger, Mark, and It's a jungle in here now that I've Dear Matt M., Assoc., arrived. I really miss our quality time to­ Thank you from the bottom of my -Your leopard print car ceiling gether. stoma... er.. heart. Love, the bench -MCA Dear Kristin, Don't poke any more holes in me. To Bill, MKG, -Your belly Why you make me criminal? Kickin' party, nice pants. We did it! Stephan -MCA Dear Megh, ps- I'm free Sunday ... Be my Valentine, To Dom & Sean, Love, Mike Why did you run out of the Drury Dear Tom W., Inn? Congrats! All your whining paid off! Dear Billy C. Stephan H. Why don't you keep a gun at your To all Physics teachers: house? Dear Bill, Joe, Ryan, & John, You are all doing some mighty fine Love, SLUH Poetry and your Thank you for choosing me tonight. work. next door neighbor's dog Love, Jerrniah T. 'Faithfully Yours, The Devil Dear Duffy, Sajit K., C is for Cookie, its good enough for We will miss your b-ball skills. Dear Mr. B. and Mr. K. , me. HEY! Dan and Mike I know you are one in the same. Love, Mike Jack To Matt, Dear Katie, It's been about a month, but I think I Dear P. B., What's a lazy bison called? can wait til Spring Break. You are my Clark Kent. Love, Mike Andy